WEBVTT 00:01:32.926 --> 00:01:35.595 align:center It is so cute! It's perfect! 00:01:35.596 --> 00:01:38.639 align:center It adds to the modern farmhouse style Kenny has going on. 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:41.058 align:center "Mr. & Mrs." Oh, he's going to love it. 00:01:41.059 --> 00:01:43.394 align:center Thank you so much. 00:01:43.395 --> 00:01:45.105 align:center Adorable. 00:01:45.689 --> 00:01:48.733 align:center Oh, Marcy, those look like real flowers. 00:01:48.734 --> 00:01:53.696 align:center I just can't believe you ladies have done all of this for me. 00:01:53.697 --> 00:01:55.823 align:center I feel so blessed. 00:01:55.824 --> 00:01:57.117 align:center That's what we do. 00:01:57.701 --> 00:02:00.745 align:center I don't know how it is at your other church, but St. Augustine is really… 00:02:00.746 --> 00:02:03.039 align:center - It's really family. - I love that. 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:04.041 align:center I really do. 00:02:06.043 --> 00:02:07.461 align:center Look at this! 00:02:34.446 --> 00:02:37.032 align:center Just stuff it all in. I'm late for work. 00:02:44.790 --> 00:02:47.041 align:center - What is he doing here? - Bodhi had Gymboree. 00:02:47.042 --> 00:02:49.335 align:center Dad had to take him because I had to be here 00:02:49.336 --> 00:02:51.295 align:center watching you do church lady drag. 00:02:51.296 --> 00:02:53.756 align:center I am in the goddamn choir, Margo. 00:02:53.757 --> 00:02:55.259 align:center I am a church lady. 00:02:56.927 --> 00:02:58.762 align:center Hello. 00:02:59.263 --> 00:03:02.181 align:center - Hello. I've missed you. - A bridal shower. How lovely. 00:03:02.182 --> 00:03:04.642 align:center It was lovely. I understand you're coming to Vegas. 00:03:04.643 --> 00:03:07.895 align:center I won't get in your way. I'm there strictly as a manny. 00:03:07.896 --> 00:03:10.815 align:center - A manny is a man nanny. - No, I know what a fucking manny is. 00:03:10.816 --> 00:03:12.525 align:center Okay, sorry, I just learned the term. 00:03:12.526 --> 00:03:15.444 align:center I'm still bottle training Bodhi, so it's the only way that I can make it work, 00:03:15.445 --> 00:03:16.988 align:center since you don't want him at the wedding. 00:03:16.989 --> 00:03:18.239 align:center No, it's not just the wedding. 00:03:18.240 --> 00:03:21.784 align:center It's that we have an entire slate of adult activities planned. 00:03:21.785 --> 00:03:23.120 align:center And we'll be out of the way. 00:03:23.704 --> 00:03:25.746 align:center I would like to catch a glimpse of you in your dress, 00:03:25.747 --> 00:03:27.623 align:center but I'll be stealth about it. 00:03:27.624 --> 00:03:30.710 align:center That is inappropriate. We are at the Lord's house. 00:03:30.711 --> 00:03:32.171 align:center You won't even know I'm there. 00:03:34.298 --> 00:03:35.299 align:center I will know you're there. 00:03:36.758 --> 00:03:38.843 align:center Okay, so Kenny is expecting us before lunch, 00:03:38.844 --> 00:03:41.554 align:center - so I will pick you up bright and early. - Great. 00:03:41.555 --> 00:03:44.640 align:center And Dad will follow with Bodhi because you don't want to ride with the baby. 00:03:44.641 --> 00:03:48.144 align:center Okay, go on and stop with the "Shyanne hates babies" bullshit. 00:03:48.145 --> 00:03:51.522 align:center - I never said you hated babies. - Me and Bodhi are happy to follow you. 00:03:51.523 --> 00:03:52.900 align:center It's our own little caravan. 00:03:57.571 --> 00:04:00.324 align:center Bingo, bango, bongo! Vegas here we come! 00:04:17.007 --> 00:04:19.425 align:center Whoa! Be careful! Marcy's cake is back there. Don't smoosh it. 00:04:19.426 --> 00:04:20.968 align:center I don't know why you're bringing that thing. 00:04:20.969 --> 00:04:23.262 align:center Kenny loves Marcy's cakes. 00:04:23.263 --> 00:04:27.475 align:center He wanted to include people from the church in our wedding 00:04:27.476 --> 00:04:28.935 align:center as much as he possibly could. 00:04:28.936 --> 00:04:30.686 align:center Well, I mean, it all works out. 00:04:30.687 --> 00:04:33.064 align:center - You love Vegas. - I love Vegas, 00:04:33.065 --> 00:04:34.233 align:center even though I don't gamble. 00:04:36.068 --> 00:04:39.195 align:center Wait, you told Kenny that you don't gamble? 00:04:39.196 --> 00:04:40.821 align:center He doesn't need to know. 00:04:40.822 --> 00:04:43.241 align:center So we're going to Vegas, and you're not gonna gamble? 00:04:43.242 --> 00:04:45.327 align:center Well, there's plenty to do in Vegas without gambling. 00:04:46.119 --> 00:04:50.707 align:center - Like what? - Oh, like maybe get married. 00:04:51.708 --> 00:04:54.001 align:center God. For fuck's sake. 00:04:54.002 --> 00:04:56.587 align:center - I don't need the attitude today. - But I don't have an attitude. 00:04:56.588 --> 00:04:59.216 align:center - I don't have an attitude. - Okay, here comes our part. 00:05:01.218 --> 00:05:07.473 align:center And if we're victims of the night 00:05:07.474 --> 00:05:13.855 align:center I won't be blinded by the light 00:05:13.856 --> 00:05:20.152 align:center Just call me angel Of the morning, angel 00:05:20.153 --> 00:05:26.450 align:center Just touch your cheek Before you leave me, darling 00:05:26.451 --> 00:05:28.619 align:center Just call me angel 00:05:28.620 --> 00:05:33.083 align:center Marcellus's death left Julia free for Tiberius to marry. 00:05:33.584 --> 00:05:35.626 align:center And all would have gone well with Livia's plans 00:05:35.627 --> 00:05:39.380 align:center had there not been a dangerous outbreak of political unrest in Rome… 00:05:39.381 --> 00:05:41.632 align:center And what's wild here, champ, 00:05:41.633 --> 00:05:46.554 align:center is that Tiberius's first wife was Vipsania, daughter of Marcus Agrippa, 00:05:46.555 --> 00:05:48.639 align:center who was married to Julia, 00:05:48.640 --> 00:05:50.183 align:center Tiberius's stepsister, 00:05:50.184 --> 00:05:52.768 align:center making her also his stepmother-in-law. 00:05:52.769 --> 00:05:57.399 align:center It's like one big awesome pot of incestuous family gumbo. 00:06:08.410 --> 00:06:09.870 align:center Let's go to Vegas. 00:06:20.714 --> 00:06:22.549 align:center - Lips? - No. 00:06:30.807 --> 00:06:31.808 align:center Hey! 00:06:39.233 --> 00:06:40.983 align:center Look at you. I… Was it a good drive? 00:06:40.984 --> 00:06:44.947 align:center - Yes, but I missed you with all my bones. - Me too, me too. 00:06:46.281 --> 00:06:47.782 align:center Hey, there he is. 00:06:47.783 --> 00:06:50.536 align:center Look, it's the Jinx, live and in person. 00:06:51.286 --> 00:06:52.829 align:center No, no, get over here. 00:06:53.872 --> 00:06:54.873 align:center Hi. 00:06:55.499 --> 00:06:58.125 align:center I promise I won't try any of my high school wrestling moves on you. 00:06:58.126 --> 00:06:59.210 align:center Right. 00:06:59.211 --> 00:07:01.546 align:center I swear this is the most you'll see us. 00:07:01.547 --> 00:07:04.132 align:center - Kenneth, right? - Kenne… Kenny. 00:07:04.842 --> 00:07:07.678 align:center But you know, people call me Kenny, but it doesn't matter. 00:07:10.597 --> 00:07:12.306 align:center - Hi, Margo. - Hi. 00:07:12.307 --> 00:07:14.308 align:center And look at this little guy. Hi. 00:07:14.309 --> 00:07:18.104 align:center We really do appreciate you coming to help, Mr. Manny. 00:07:18.105 --> 00:07:19.188 align:center Yeah, yeah. 00:07:19.189 --> 00:07:22.149 align:center Dad's gonna take Bodhi to see every live animal in Vegas. 00:07:22.150 --> 00:07:25.820 align:center - The flamingos, the shark reef. Tigers. - Yeah. All right, let's check in. 00:07:25.821 --> 00:07:27.823 align:center - I gotta feed the boy. - Come on. 00:07:48.760 --> 00:07:51.804 align:center We've got a reservation under Hearn. 00:07:51.805 --> 00:07:53.222 align:center Kenneth. 00:07:53.223 --> 00:07:55.516 align:center Great, we have you for two rooms this evening. 00:07:55.517 --> 00:07:57.143 align:center Yeah, with a mini fridge. 00:07:57.144 --> 00:08:00.146 align:center - I put in a request for a mini fridge. - Yes, there is a mini fridge. 00:08:00.147 --> 00:08:02.398 align:center - Okay. - Tomorrow evening 00:08:02.399 --> 00:08:05.319 align:center we have you booked for the king room with balcony and pool view. 00:08:05.861 --> 00:08:08.154 align:center You did not. A poolside room? 00:08:08.155 --> 00:08:09.530 align:center Pool view, but yeah. 00:08:09.531 --> 00:08:12.617 align:center And you also have reserved an additional room for two nights, 00:08:12.618 --> 00:08:14.202 align:center and I just need a credit card for that. 00:08:14.203 --> 00:08:16.121 align:center Right. That's… That's you all. 00:08:18.081 --> 00:08:19.248 align:center The separate rooms… 00:08:19.249 --> 00:08:20.374 align:center Yeah, we're not… We're… 00:08:20.375 --> 00:08:23.128 align:center No, we're not sharing a room until our wedding night. 00:08:24.087 --> 00:08:26.005 align:center Visa, Mastercard, or Amex? 00:08:26.006 --> 00:08:28.342 align:center - Mastercard. - No. No, you don't have to. 00:08:28.926 --> 00:08:30.135 align:center One king or two queens? 00:08:30.802 --> 00:08:32.596 align:center Two queens, you fucking sicko. 00:08:33.388 --> 00:08:34.805 align:center Sorry, he's my dad. 00:08:34.806 --> 00:08:37.933 align:center He's just here to watch my baby while my mom gets married. 00:08:37.934 --> 00:08:39.227 align:center No need to explain. 00:08:40.229 --> 00:08:41.313 align:center Two queens. 00:08:43.148 --> 00:08:44.524 align:center I'm splitting the room with you. 00:08:44.525 --> 00:08:46.234 align:center I'm not letting you pay for all this. 00:08:46.235 --> 00:08:48.695 align:center - It's fine. - It actually isn't. 00:08:51.615 --> 00:08:53.741 align:center I should probably pump before this magic show 00:08:53.742 --> 00:08:55.243 align:center that Kenny is taking us to, 00:08:55.244 --> 00:08:58.412 align:center which really should be amazing. 00:08:58.413 --> 00:09:02.292 align:center I'm sure it will be one of the most amazing moments in your young life. 00:09:03.168 --> 00:09:04.794 align:center We'll just go grab some ice. 00:09:04.795 --> 00:09:06.587 align:center - Can you get snacks too? - Yeah. 00:09:06.588 --> 00:09:09.757 align:center We are about to go apeshit on a vending machine. 00:09:09.758 --> 00:09:10.759 align:center Apeshit. 00:09:16.640 --> 00:09:19.601 align:center A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance. 00:09:20.561 --> 00:09:22.271 align:center A group of crows is a murder. 00:09:22.938 --> 00:09:25.691 align:center A group of parrots is a pandemonium. 00:09:32.739 --> 00:09:35.700 align:center There are pigments called carotenoids in the algae 00:09:35.701 --> 00:09:36.910 align:center that brine shrimp eat, 00:09:37.494 --> 00:09:42.623 align:center and since a flamingo eats those shrimp, its body metabolizes the pigments, 00:09:42.624 --> 00:09:44.668 align:center and that's how its feathers turn pink. 00:09:54.261 --> 00:09:55.970 align:center Flamingos are monogamous, 00:09:55.971 --> 00:10:00.225 align:center and Mom and Dad both help to build the nest and incubate the egg. 00:10:04.730 --> 00:10:06.063 align:center How about that? 00:10:06.064 --> 00:10:09.609 align:center Let me get into my carpet bag of tricks, shall we? 00:10:09.610 --> 00:10:11.361 align:center Okay, we got a… 00:10:13.113 --> 00:10:14.615 align:center cloak of invisibility. 00:10:15.908 --> 00:10:17.742 align:center I know it doesn't look like much, 00:10:17.743 --> 00:10:19.619 align:center - but make no mistake… - No, thanks. 00:10:19.620 --> 00:10:21.329 align:center - No problem. - Speaking of mistakes, 00:10:21.330 --> 00:10:22.705 align:center where'd you get that dress, hon? 00:10:22.706 --> 00:10:25.124 align:center Did you fall in a can of red paint, or what's going on? 00:10:25.125 --> 00:10:27.002 align:center Where'd you buy that? Blooming Fails? 00:10:27.878 --> 00:10:31.088 align:center - Ouch. That was very good. - Ladies and gentlemen, 00:10:31.089 --> 00:10:33.799 align:center I need two audience volunteers for my next trick. 00:10:33.800 --> 00:10:34.967 align:center I'm getting a bulletin. 00:10:34.968 --> 00:10:39.389 align:center I am hearing that we have a couple who is getting married tomorrow. 00:10:41.016 --> 00:10:42.934 align:center And, ladies and gentlemen, 00:10:42.935 --> 00:10:46.729 align:center what is more romantic than getting pulled on stage 00:10:46.730 --> 00:10:49.023 align:center at a matinee magic show in Vegas? 00:10:49.024 --> 00:10:51.109 align:center Okay! Kenny and Shyanne! 00:10:51.735 --> 00:10:53.486 align:center Kenny and Shyanne are here. 00:10:53.487 --> 00:10:54.738 align:center Clap for them. 00:10:55.697 --> 00:10:58.367 align:center Clap for them! 00:10:59.368 --> 00:11:01.662 align:center Yes, it's real. You're coming on stage. 00:11:06.124 --> 00:11:08.417 align:center Shyanne, if you wouldn't mind taking the seat of honor. 00:11:08.418 --> 00:11:10.127 align:center Kenny, flank the opposite flank. 00:11:10.128 --> 00:11:12.297 align:center Thank you so much. All right. 00:11:13.799 --> 00:11:15.216 align:center Now, wait. 00:11:15.217 --> 00:11:21.305 align:center I just wanna do the math here because you are marrying that guy? 00:11:21.306 --> 00:11:22.765 align:center Woof. Okay. 00:11:22.766 --> 00:11:24.893 align:center All right, well, it doesn't make sense to me, but hey. 00:11:25.477 --> 00:11:27.770 align:center Well, let me guess, a huge… 00:11:27.771 --> 00:11:29.523 align:center - bank account? - Okay. 00:11:30.232 --> 00:11:32.567 align:center No, he's in the poorhouse. Oh, well, let me guess again. 00:11:32.568 --> 00:11:33.901 align:center Huge… 00:11:33.902 --> 00:11:35.112 align:center shoe size? 00:11:37.114 --> 00:11:40.158 align:center Whoa, no, looks like a ladies' five. Sorry, Kenny. 00:11:40.909 --> 00:11:42.201 align:center All right, ladies and gentlemen, 00:11:42.202 --> 00:11:46.706 align:center now I have two absolutely identical handkerchiefs. 00:11:46.707 --> 00:11:49.709 align:center I am going to tie these in a knot. 00:11:49.710 --> 00:11:55.506 align:center Just like the knot that you guys are gonna tie tomorrow. 00:11:55.507 --> 00:11:56.884 align:center Isn't that nice? 00:11:58.051 --> 00:12:00.469 align:center - And we want a strong knot, don't we? - Yeah. 00:12:00.470 --> 00:12:02.638 align:center So we're going to test the strength of that knot. 00:12:02.639 --> 00:12:06.142 align:center Now, Shyanne, I need you to put this next to your heart. 00:12:06.143 --> 00:12:07.643 align:center That's right. 00:12:07.644 --> 00:12:08.811 align:center Talk about cleavage, guys. 00:12:08.812 --> 00:12:09.937 align:center Kenny. 00:12:09.938 --> 00:12:11.939 align:center This is gonna test the strength of the knot 00:12:11.940 --> 00:12:14.692 align:center and thus the strength of your marriage. 00:12:14.693 --> 00:12:18.404 align:center All right. A one, a two, three! 00:12:18.405 --> 00:12:19.572 align:center Abracada… 00:12:19.573 --> 00:12:21.282 align:center Bra! 00:12:21.283 --> 00:12:24.160 align:center Whoa! Whoa! What is… 00:12:24.161 --> 00:12:27.330 align:center - Wow! Ta-da! - Okay! All right! Oh, brother. 00:12:27.331 --> 00:12:28.664 align:center Give me a break! 00:12:28.665 --> 00:12:30.958 align:center Okay. Thank you so much. Thank you… 00:12:30.959 --> 00:12:33.169 align:center Wait, you got a little thing sticking out right here. 00:12:33.170 --> 00:12:35.505 align:center Whoops! Oh, no! Oh, no! 00:12:35.506 --> 00:12:38.799 align:center - Oh, no! Whoa! - That's not mine. That's not mine. 00:12:38.800 --> 00:12:41.135 align:center - That's called a prestige. - Kenny! 00:12:41.136 --> 00:12:43.095 align:center Prestige. I guess it's… 00:12:43.096 --> 00:12:44.932 align:center I guess it's the right size for that package. 00:12:46.934 --> 00:12:48.142 align:center I'm in Vegas. 00:12:48.143 --> 00:12:49.852 align:center My mom's getting married. 00:12:49.853 --> 00:12:51.313 align:center I may not survive. 00:12:52.314 --> 00:12:54.440 align:center Bummer. We bought a bubble machine. 00:12:54.441 --> 00:12:56.901 align:center Hurry on back. We'll get crazy. 00:12:56.902 --> 00:12:58.445 align:center Can't wait. 00:13:05.577 --> 00:13:07.955 align:center - What? - I have to cancel my mani-ped. 00:13:08.455 --> 00:13:12.167 align:center - Why? - Kenny's in a bad place right now. 00:13:16.463 --> 00:13:20.633 align:center He's upset about that perverse magic show… 00:13:20.634 --> 00:13:25.347 align:center and just realized that he forgot his tie for the ceremony. 00:13:26.348 --> 00:13:28.267 align:center I have to help him find a new one, 00:13:29.518 --> 00:13:32.937 align:center so I'll have bad nails on my wedding day. 00:13:32.938 --> 00:13:35.314 align:center Kenny can't find a tie by himself? 00:13:35.315 --> 00:13:38.277 align:center He's scared that he'll get one I don't like. 00:13:42.322 --> 00:13:45.158 align:center Mom, go get your manicure. 00:13:45.826 --> 00:13:47.743 align:center I'll find Kenny a tie. 00:13:47.744 --> 00:13:50.289 align:center - I got it. - I love you so much. 00:13:51.498 --> 00:13:55.793 align:center Kenny, honey, can Margo help you find a tie? 00:13:55.794 --> 00:13:59.381 align:center The two of you can spend some quality time together. 00:14:03.010 --> 00:14:05.511 align:center That sounds really nice. 00:14:05.512 --> 00:14:06.513 align:center You know, I… 00:14:08.223 --> 00:14:09.307 align:center I would like that. 00:14:09.308 --> 00:14:11.643 align:center Margo would too, wouldn't you? 00:14:12.269 --> 00:14:13.937 align:center Yeah, of course. 00:14:15.397 --> 00:14:16.939 align:center Okay, I'll meet you in the lobby. 00:14:16.940 --> 00:14:18.066 align:center It's a date. 00:14:28.869 --> 00:14:30.286 align:center What about the shell-colored one? 00:14:30.287 --> 00:14:32.705 align:center Yeah. Right? 00:14:32.706 --> 00:14:33.915 align:center Or maybe not. I ju… 00:14:33.916 --> 00:14:35.583 align:center I don't know honestly. 00:14:35.584 --> 00:14:36.876 align:center I just… 00:14:36.877 --> 00:14:39.587 align:center Okay, maybe we should just take a little break. 00:14:39.588 --> 00:14:41.172 align:center No, no. I'm all right. 00:14:41.173 --> 00:14:42.256 align:center I'm all right. It's just… 00:14:42.257 --> 00:14:45.510 align:center I just can't believe I made such a tactical error 00:14:45.511 --> 00:14:48.554 align:center as forgetting part of my wardrobe. 00:14:48.555 --> 00:14:52.642 align:center And I'm sorry, Margo, about the magic show. 00:14:52.643 --> 00:14:54.019 align:center I didn't know that it was gonna be… 00:14:55.604 --> 00:14:57.438 align:center - vulgar. - It was fine. 00:14:57.439 --> 00:14:59.815 align:center No. No. It was dirty. 00:14:59.816 --> 00:15:01.109 align:center Dirty, dirty. 00:15:01.610 --> 00:15:02.736 align:center You know, those… 00:15:03.237 --> 00:15:05.613 align:center I had some man… a guy just, like, 00:15:05.614 --> 00:15:09.450 align:center degrading my future wife in front of an audience. 00:15:09.451 --> 00:15:10.786 align:center - I was… - Kenny. 00:15:11.286 --> 00:15:14.580 align:center - It wasn't fine. - She was okay with it. I promise. 00:15:14.581 --> 00:15:16.208 align:center You're such an excellent daughter. 00:15:18.669 --> 00:15:20.671 align:center I see the way you are with your parents. 00:15:21.839 --> 00:15:23.173 align:center Both of 'em. 00:15:24.967 --> 00:15:26.802 align:center I was very close to my parents. 00:15:27.678 --> 00:15:30.638 align:center You know, they were my best friends. 00:15:30.639 --> 00:15:35.435 align:center Devoted my life to that concept of, 00:15:35.978 --> 00:15:40.107 align:center you know, being of service to Mom and Dad. 00:15:40.899 --> 00:15:42.275 align:center And then the church. 00:15:42.276 --> 00:15:45.445 align:center To the exclusion of, you know… 00:15:46.989 --> 00:15:48.782 align:center I was beginning to think I… 00:15:49.283 --> 00:15:50.867 align:center missed out a little bit, you know? 00:15:50.868 --> 00:15:52.911 align:center So many things that I was just never… 00:15:54.037 --> 00:15:55.955 align:center gonna get to experience. 00:15:55.956 --> 00:15:59.877 align:center And then I walked into… 00:16:01.879 --> 00:16:03.589 align:center Bloomingdale's 00:16:04.173 --> 00:16:06.383 align:center to buy a polo shirt. 00:16:08.177 --> 00:16:10.095 align:center And my whole future just… 00:16:12.764 --> 00:16:14.683 align:center just cracked… cracked open. 00:16:16.810 --> 00:16:19.396 align:center You know, I just love your mother so much. 00:16:20.063 --> 00:16:21.356 align:center More than anything. 00:16:22.983 --> 00:16:24.193 align:center She changed my life. 00:16:25.777 --> 00:16:28.739 align:center I'm the luckiest man in the world, you know? 00:16:32.910 --> 00:16:33.911 align:center Hey. 00:16:36.747 --> 00:16:37.748 align:center This one. 00:16:38.248 --> 00:16:39.249 align:center She'll love it. 00:16:40.584 --> 00:16:41.585 align:center You think so? 00:16:42.544 --> 00:16:43.921 align:center Pinky promise. 00:16:47.007 --> 00:16:49.467 align:center - Okay. - Okay, let's get back to the hotel. 00:16:49.468 --> 00:16:51.844 align:center - We gotta get ready for dinner. - Okay. 00:16:51.845 --> 00:16:53.055 align:center We found one. 00:16:53.764 --> 00:16:54.973 align:center Thank you, Margo. 00:17:32.719 --> 00:17:36.556 align:center - This is so elegant, Kenny. - Yeah. 00:17:36.557 --> 00:17:39.267 align:center And you know what? We're celebrating. 00:17:39.268 --> 00:17:44.063 align:center So, as a matter of fact, how about a round of piña coladas? 00:17:44.064 --> 00:17:46.108 align:center - Three piña coladas. - Yeah. 00:17:46.984 --> 00:17:50.153 align:center Three virgin piña coladas, please. Thanks. 00:17:51.780 --> 00:17:53.990 align:center You gotta tell 'em, or we'll all end up drunk. 00:17:53.991 --> 00:17:55.658 align:center Yeah. 00:17:55.659 --> 00:17:57.743 align:center Hey, I told Margo I wanted to apologize 00:17:57.744 --> 00:18:00.162 align:center for getting a little bent out of shape 00:18:00.163 --> 00:18:02.708 align:center - about the magic show. - It's fine. 00:18:03.542 --> 00:18:04.543 align:center Stereo. 00:18:05.043 --> 00:18:07.336 align:center You know, I just felt like I could have been a better sport 00:18:07.337 --> 00:18:10.132 align:center - about the whole thing, and… - It's fine. 00:18:11.091 --> 00:18:13.677 align:center Ground control to Kenny. Wow. 00:18:15.429 --> 00:18:17.264 align:center You know, it does occur to me, Margo, that… 00:18:18.223 --> 00:18:19.933 align:center I'm not only marrying your mom, 00:18:21.476 --> 00:18:23.353 align:center I'm also marrying the family. 00:18:26.690 --> 00:18:28.024 align:center - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:18:28.025 --> 00:18:30.986 align:center Yeah, and I just want you to know that I'm gonna be there for you. 00:18:32.112 --> 00:18:37.367 align:center I am a dependable male figure that you can count on… 00:18:38.952 --> 00:18:40.494 align:center that doesn't have a second family… 00:18:40.495 --> 00:18:42.705 align:center - Kenny, honey, no. - …and hasn't, well… 00:18:42.706 --> 00:18:46.459 align:center Jinx is not a bad person, you know? It's… 00:18:46.460 --> 00:18:49.713 align:center He's here to help out right now with… 00:18:50.380 --> 00:18:53.466 align:center - Well, I know that. I'm sorry. I… - Thank you so much. 00:18:53.467 --> 00:18:55.676 align:center - I'm… - Wow. This is amazing. 00:18:55.677 --> 00:18:57.136 align:center This drink is yummy. 00:18:57.137 --> 00:18:58.763 align:center - It is. It's a work of art. - It's that good? 00:18:58.764 --> 00:19:00.097 align:center - Really good. - Okay, well, 00:19:00.098 --> 00:19:01.934 align:center maybe we should order anyway. 00:19:02.768 --> 00:19:04.895 align:center Yeah, my bride-to-be will have 00:19:05.979 --> 00:19:07.022 align:center the scallops. She'll love 'em. 00:19:07.648 --> 00:19:10.275 align:center - I'm sure I will. - Sounds good. Scallops. 00:19:11.026 --> 00:19:12.569 align:center And I will have… 00:19:18.534 --> 00:19:20.826 align:center I'm performing my ablutions. 00:19:20.827 --> 00:19:21.828 align:center I got it. 00:19:30.712 --> 00:19:34.591 align:center You put those milk machines to good use in a tight titty top or something. 00:19:35.133 --> 00:19:37.928 align:center Kenny's asleep and we're going out. 00:19:38.929 --> 00:19:40.347 align:center You too, Mr. Manny. 00:19:41.598 --> 00:19:43.517 align:center I have to watch Bodhi. 00:19:44.017 --> 00:19:47.437 align:center Nah. We'll just sneak him in the Bottom Dollar. 00:19:48.939 --> 00:19:50.606 align:center The Bottom Dollar? 00:19:50.607 --> 00:19:51.692 align:center You don't say. 00:19:52.484 --> 00:19:54.610 align:center I'm pretty sure a baby can't go to a bar. 00:19:54.611 --> 00:19:58.282 align:center Just wear my coat and hide the little dump lump in it. 00:19:59.533 --> 00:20:00.908 align:center That's it. 00:20:00.909 --> 00:20:05.246 align:center I want a real deal bachelorette party, 00:20:05.247 --> 00:20:07.583 align:center and you will not deny me. 00:20:13.046 --> 00:20:15.716 align:center Okay. There you go. 00:20:16.884 --> 00:20:17.885 align:center Be quiet. 00:20:32.316 --> 00:20:33.442 align:center - Yes. - Beginner's luck. 00:20:36.987 --> 00:20:39.448 align:center All right. That's how it goes sometimes. 00:20:41.783 --> 00:20:46.872 align:center Hey, I just wanna thank you for having me out tonight. 00:20:47.372 --> 00:20:49.999 align:center - This is… This is really fun. - Yeah. Well… 00:20:50.000 --> 00:20:52.085 align:center I knew you'd be good for a wild night out. 00:20:55.297 --> 00:20:56.548 align:center You're really getting married. 00:20:57.382 --> 00:21:00.344 align:center Yeah. I really am. Yeah. 00:21:03.263 --> 00:21:04.389 align:center Goddamn. 00:21:05.516 --> 00:21:06.767 align:center I missed out. 00:21:08.602 --> 00:21:09.645 align:center A wedding night with you. 00:21:11.313 --> 00:21:14.024 align:center Yeah, well, I am spoken for, sir. 00:21:24.993 --> 00:21:26.662 align:center You remember that bathroom? 00:21:32.668 --> 00:21:35.003 align:center It was the best seven minutes of my life. 00:21:42.427 --> 00:21:43.470 align:center You blew it. 00:21:45.889 --> 00:21:46.890 align:center I know. 00:21:47.766 --> 00:21:48.767 align:center Yeah. 00:21:50.102 --> 00:21:51.228 align:center Could've had me. 00:21:53.021 --> 00:21:54.565 align:center - Shyanne-- - But you blew it. 00:21:57.150 --> 00:21:58.861 align:center - Fuck. - Is that a fucking baby? 00:22:00.571 --> 00:22:02.613 align:center This isn't something I, like, normally do. 00:22:02.614 --> 00:22:04.740 align:center - I got him. - Are you fucking kidding me? 00:22:04.741 --> 00:22:06.451 align:center - No. It's okay, it's okay. - Fuck. 00:22:07.536 --> 00:22:08.787 align:center Just pop him over. 00:22:10.372 --> 00:22:11.623 align:center - Okay? - Okay. 00:22:19.381 --> 00:22:21.049 align:center You go ahead. You two have fun. 00:22:34.396 --> 00:22:36.190 align:center Hey, lumberjack man! 00:22:47.201 --> 00:22:48.994 align:center What? Did you meet somebody in there? 00:22:49.536 --> 00:22:51.495 align:center Just enjoying a baby-less pee. 00:22:51.496 --> 00:22:56.292 align:center Yeah, that bathroom is surprisingly comfortable. It's roomy. 00:22:56.293 --> 00:22:59.086 align:center Okay, I got it. You and Dad banged in there. 00:22:59.087 --> 00:23:00.296 align:center Margo. 00:23:00.297 --> 00:23:02.257 align:center What is the deal with you guys? 00:23:02.966 --> 00:23:04.009 align:center What? 00:23:05.928 --> 00:23:07.303 align:center This song. 00:23:07.304 --> 00:23:13.852 align:center Because in the midnight hour She cried, "More, more, more" 00:23:14.561 --> 00:23:18.814 align:center With a rebel yell She cried, "More, more, more" 00:23:18.815 --> 00:23:19.982 align:center I love it when you sing. 00:23:19.983 --> 00:23:22.818 align:center Oh, God. You won't after tomorrow. 00:23:22.819 --> 00:23:25.363 align:center What do you mean? You've been practicing that duet for weeks. 00:23:25.364 --> 00:23:26.906 align:center No. I just… It's just… 00:23:26.907 --> 00:23:29.867 align:center It's just, you know, I gotta… I gotta really feel the music 00:23:29.868 --> 00:23:31.285 align:center and, you know, like, in my gut, 00:23:31.286 --> 00:23:35.289 align:center and I try and I… I just don't feel anything with that song. 00:23:35.290 --> 00:23:38.835 align:center When I hear it, when I try to sing it, I just… 00:23:38.836 --> 00:23:40.087 align:center Fucking Elvis. 00:23:40.754 --> 00:23:45.300 align:center Oh, my God. "Let It Be Me" is just such an ass-licker of a song. 00:23:46.593 --> 00:23:48.428 align:center Well, maybe it's not the song. 00:23:50.222 --> 00:23:51.430 align:center What do you mean? 00:23:51.431 --> 00:23:54.225 align:center You know, you don't have to get married tomorrow if you don't want to. 00:23:54.226 --> 00:23:55.685 align:center Kenny is a good man. 00:23:55.686 --> 00:23:57.103 align:center Yeah, he's such a good man. 00:23:57.104 --> 00:24:00.731 align:center - He's kind. He's stable. - So kind. So stable. 00:24:00.732 --> 00:24:04.819 align:center And he wants me by his side till the day he dies. 00:24:04.820 --> 00:24:09.908 align:center That… No man has ever loved me like he does. 00:24:11.577 --> 00:24:13.287 align:center Can't you… 00:24:14.288 --> 00:24:18.375 align:center even pretend to be happy for me? 00:24:23.213 --> 00:24:27.050 align:center Mom, I am so happy for you. 00:24:29.219 --> 00:24:30.971 align:center I'm happy for me too. 00:24:33.348 --> 00:24:34.600 align:center Here you go, ladies. 00:24:36.602 --> 00:24:37.811 align:center Look what we have here. 00:24:39.188 --> 00:24:40.898 align:center - Cheers. - Cheers. 00:24:46.445 --> 00:24:49.781 align:center I'd walk the world for you 00:24:52.034 --> 00:24:55.913 align:center A thousand miles with you 00:24:57.831 --> 00:25:01.585 align:center I'd sell my soul for you 00:25:03.545 --> 00:25:07.090 align:center For money to burn for you 00:25:09.384 --> 00:25:14.222 align:center I'd give you all and have none, baby 00:25:14.223 --> 00:25:20.312 align:center Just to, just to, just to, just to To have you here by me, me, me, me 00:25:46.964 --> 00:25:50.466 align:center - My mom's getting married too! Yes! - Yes! 00:25:50.467 --> 00:25:52.636 align:center Come on! Come on! 00:26:04.648 --> 00:26:10.152 align:center Okay, I'll have buffalo wings and the shrimp mac and cheese, please. 00:26:10.153 --> 00:26:13.739 align:center I'll have my own order of buffalo wings… 00:26:13.740 --> 00:26:15.116 align:center bone-in. 00:26:15.117 --> 00:26:16.993 align:center And two Diet Cokes. 00:26:16.994 --> 00:26:19.037 align:center - This so fun. - Right? I know. 00:26:23.542 --> 00:26:24.626 align:center So… 00:26:28.338 --> 00:26:29.965 align:center Something borrowed. 00:26:35.929 --> 00:26:39.933 align:center It's Bodhi's. I thought you could use it as a handkerchief during the ceremony. 00:26:41.101 --> 00:26:42.477 align:center Did Susie make this? 00:26:46.982 --> 00:26:48.775 align:center Something blue. 00:26:54.448 --> 00:26:55.490 align:center You have to hide that. 00:26:56.325 --> 00:26:59.703 align:center - Okay. - Something old. 00:27:01.622 --> 00:27:04.165 align:center - Okay. - You remember that? 00:27:04.166 --> 00:27:05.625 align:center No. 00:27:05.626 --> 00:27:08.878 align:center It is from when we drove all the way to the Grand Canyon, 00:27:08.879 --> 00:27:12.507 align:center and we just looked at it and bought some Sour Patch Kids 00:27:12.508 --> 00:27:16.344 align:center and then drove all the way back because I had school the next day. 00:27:16.345 --> 00:27:17.721 align:center So I kept this rock from that trip. 00:27:19.139 --> 00:27:20.766 align:center I love this so much. 00:27:21.517 --> 00:27:23.936 align:center I love you so much. 00:27:26.897 --> 00:27:28.023 align:center Something new? 00:27:28.815 --> 00:27:29.816 align:center What? 00:27:30.692 --> 00:27:35.906 align:center Something old. Something blue. Something borrowed. Something new. 00:27:37.491 --> 00:27:41.035 align:center - There's no new here. You forgot the new. - Shit. 00:27:41.036 --> 00:27:43.621 align:center That's why they make it rhyme, so people remember it. 00:27:43.622 --> 00:27:44.997 align:center God, I'm such an idiot. 00:27:44.998 --> 00:27:47.376 align:center Yeah, I mean, I didn't say it. 00:27:53.048 --> 00:27:54.131 align:center You… 00:27:54.132 --> 00:27:55.217 align:center Something new. 00:27:59.638 --> 00:28:01.430 align:center It's from the hotel's jewelry store. 00:28:01.431 --> 00:28:03.100 align:center It's solid 14 karat. 00:28:03.684 --> 00:28:05.017 align:center How did you even… 00:28:05.018 --> 00:28:07.563 align:center - Oh, Margo, you can't afford this. - Here, let me put it on. 00:28:09.606 --> 00:28:12.942 align:center Oh, my gosh. I can't believe you did this. 00:28:12.943 --> 00:28:15.654 align:center Of course I did! You're getting married! 00:28:16.572 --> 00:28:17.823 align:center I don't deserve you. 00:28:19.074 --> 00:28:20.908 align:center How did you turn out so well? 00:28:20.909 --> 00:28:24.412 align:center Oh, my God, I was just such a terrible mother. 00:28:24.413 --> 00:28:26.706 align:center What? You're the best mom in the whole world. 00:28:26.707 --> 00:28:28.667 align:center No, no. I… 00:28:29.168 --> 00:28:32.963 align:center I couldn't give you the life that you deserved. 00:28:33.797 --> 00:28:35.464 align:center - What? - The things you deserved. 00:28:35.465 --> 00:28:36.632 align:center What are you talking about? 00:28:36.633 --> 00:28:39.594 align:center Oh, for Christ's sake, you had to grow up with a mother who worked at Hooters. 00:28:39.595 --> 00:28:42.430 align:center What? There's nothing wrong with working at Hooters. 00:28:42.431 --> 00:28:46.393 align:center There's nothing wrong with doing what you have to do to take care of your child. 00:28:48.896 --> 00:28:50.147 align:center I do OnlyFans. 00:28:51.273 --> 00:28:53.442 align:center That's funny. You're funny. 00:29:01.283 --> 00:29:03.452 align:center I'm… I'm sorry… I'm… 00:29:07.497 --> 00:29:09.665 align:center You're… You're doing… 00:29:09.666 --> 00:29:11.584 align:center What… Is that pornography? 00:29:11.585 --> 00:29:14.462 align:center No, it's not pornography. I'm not having sex on camera. 00:29:14.463 --> 00:29:16.339 align:center Oh, my God, Margo. Oh, my God. 00:29:16.340 --> 00:29:18.799 align:center No, it's basically just pictures of me in my underwear. 00:29:18.800 --> 00:29:20.885 align:center - No. No, no, no, no, no. - No, I promise, Mom. 00:29:20.886 --> 00:29:23.429 align:center - No, baby, you can't do that. - Mom, it's not what you think it is. 00:29:23.430 --> 00:29:24.431 align:center You're quitting. 00:29:25.557 --> 00:29:27.558 align:center Now. Okay, you're done. 00:29:27.559 --> 00:29:30.353 align:center Just… Just get another job. 00:29:30.354 --> 00:29:31.771 align:center Mom, I can't just go 00:29:31.772 --> 00:29:33.731 align:center - and just get another job. - This is not a request. 00:29:33.732 --> 00:29:35.650 align:center This is how I'm able to take care of Dad and Bodhi. 00:29:35.651 --> 00:29:38.819 align:center And, I mean, how the hell are you yelling at me about this? 00:29:38.820 --> 00:29:40.239 align:center You think this is funny? 00:29:42.157 --> 00:29:45.035 align:center You have destroyed your life forever. 00:29:52.417 --> 00:29:54.211 align:center Mom, stop! 00:29:56.630 --> 00:29:57.673 align:center You're… 00:29:58.674 --> 00:30:00.591 align:center You're a sex worker, Margo. 00:30:00.592 --> 00:30:03.136 align:center - No, I'm not having sex. - You're selling it. 00:30:04.805 --> 00:30:06.806 align:center This is about building a brand. 00:30:06.807 --> 00:30:08.766 align:center No, no, no, no. 00:30:08.767 --> 00:30:11.811 align:center This is about you giving people 00:30:11.812 --> 00:30:15.022 align:center everything they need in order to decide that you are a piece of trash. 00:30:15.023 --> 00:30:18.651 align:center That isn't worth shit. 00:30:18.652 --> 00:30:22.864 align:center It is about losing the respect of every single person 00:30:22.865 --> 00:30:26.325 align:center who would ever help your sorry ass, even a little bit. 00:30:26.326 --> 00:30:29.996 align:center God… I'll quit. God, just stop. 00:30:29.997 --> 00:30:31.455 align:center Does your father know about this? 00:30:31.456 --> 00:30:34.418 align:center What? No. No. 00:30:35.002 --> 00:30:37.212 align:center I don't… I don't… I just… I don't even know what to say. 00:30:38.130 --> 00:30:39.589 align:center Maybe I wasn't the perfect mother, 00:30:39.590 --> 00:30:43.509 align:center but I did not raise you to do filthy things like this. 00:30:43.510 --> 00:30:48.515 align:center No, you raised me to be your friend because you don't have any. 00:30:57.608 --> 00:30:59.651 align:center You have to come to the wedding tomorrow. 00:31:01.028 --> 00:31:03.906 align:center Obviously I can't tell Kenny about any of this. 00:31:04.698 --> 00:31:06.033 align:center But we need a witness. 00:31:08.994 --> 00:31:10.037 align:center I don't… 00:31:10.746 --> 00:31:11.747 align:center Mom. 00:31:24.927 --> 00:31:26.762 align:center Oh, my God. 00:32:47.759 --> 00:32:49.678 align:center Please rise for the bride if you would. 00:32:54.933 --> 00:32:59.938 align:center God bless the day I found you 00:33:00.898 --> 00:33:05.485 align:center I want to stay around you 00:33:06.028 --> 00:33:09.740 align:center And so I beg you 00:33:11.742 --> 00:33:14.995 align:center Let it be me 00:33:16.413 --> 00:33:21.335 align:center Don't take this Heaven from one 00:33:22.294 --> 00:33:26.256 align:center If you must cling to someone 00:33:27.716 --> 00:33:30.719 align:center Now and forever 00:33:33.222 --> 00:33:36.308 align:center Let it be me 00:33:38.644 --> 00:33:41.980 align:center Each time we meet, love 00:33:43.690 --> 00:33:47.819 align:center I find complete love 00:33:49.321 --> 00:33:53.074 align:center Without your sweet love 00:33:53.075 --> 00:33:58.372 align:center Tell me, what would life be? 00:33:59.373 --> 00:34:04.795 align:center So never leave me lonely 00:34:05.629 --> 00:34:10.132 align:center Tell me you love me only 00:34:11.051 --> 00:34:14.638 align:center And that you'll always 00:34:16.223 --> 00:34:19.726 align:center Let it be me 00:34:25.023 --> 00:34:27.733 align:center And at this time, do we have rings for each other? 00:34:27.734 --> 00:34:28.985 align:center Yes. 00:34:47.254 --> 00:34:49.964 align:center I now pronounce you husband and wife. One thing left to do, my man. 00:34:49.965 --> 00:34:51.967 align:center Kiss your bride. Hey, hey! 00:35:11.778 --> 00:35:15.073 align:center - You did it. - So… cheers to Mrs. Hearn. 00:35:15.991 --> 00:35:19.118 align:center Here you go. That was about the most beautiful ceremony 00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:21.662 align:center in the history of forever, so… forever. 00:35:21.663 --> 00:35:23.707 align:center - Amen. - Yeah. 00:35:24.917 --> 00:35:26.375 align:center All right. 00:35:26.376 --> 00:35:30.088 align:center - And I'd like to make a toast. - Yeah. 00:35:32.049 --> 00:35:33.050 align:center Kenny. 00:35:34.301 --> 00:35:39.097 align:center Your love for my mom is pure and deep. 00:35:39.806 --> 00:35:43.268 align:center And it's a beautiful thing to witness. 00:35:47.231 --> 00:35:48.607 align:center Mom. 00:35:51.401 --> 00:35:53.695 align:center Every good thing, 00:35:54.905 --> 00:35:57.741 align:center every strength that I possess… 00:36:00.160 --> 00:36:02.412 align:center is because of the example that you set. 00:36:03.163 --> 00:36:08.544 align:center Not only by your words, sometimes, well, especially not your words. 00:36:10.170 --> 00:36:11.171 align:center But… 00:36:13.298 --> 00:36:15.300 align:center because of you 00:36:15.926 --> 00:36:18.428 align:center just being you. 00:36:19.638 --> 00:36:22.266 align:center And for that, I'm truly grateful. 00:36:24.059 --> 00:36:25.227 align:center So… 00:36:27.187 --> 00:36:32.860 align:center Best wishes to the both of you… and I love you. 00:36:37.114 --> 00:36:39.282 align:center I said a hunk, a hunk of burning love 00:36:39.283 --> 00:36:42.785 align:center Look at that, it's time for "It's a hunk, a hunk of burning love." 00:36:42.786 --> 00:36:46.205 align:center Whoo A hunk, a hunk of burning love 00:36:46.206 --> 00:36:49.543 align:center I said a hunk A hunk of burning love, whoo 00:36:52.379 --> 00:36:53.922 align:center Thanks, Elvis. 00:36:54.715 --> 00:36:56.175 align:center Can we take a picture? 00:37:01.305 --> 00:37:03.431 align:center Vegas! Vegas! 00:37:03.432 --> 00:37:05.016 align:center Hello, you. 00:37:05.017 --> 00:37:06.351 align:center Vegas! 00:37:17.696 --> 00:37:21.074 align:center Being on the road all those years, this was my favorite part. 00:37:21.992 --> 00:37:24.661 align:center - Room service? - Room service. 00:37:36.381 --> 00:37:37.758 align:center I peeked in today. 00:37:41.303 --> 00:37:42.429 align:center She looked amazing. 00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:44.973 align:center She did. 00:37:46.308 --> 00:37:48.477 align:center And you looked amazing. 00:37:50.145 --> 00:37:51.146 align:center I did. 00:37:53.565 --> 00:37:55.359 align:center And Kenneth… 00:38:02.074 --> 00:38:03.492 align:center Sweetheart. 00:38:06.203 --> 00:38:07.955 align:center She still sees me as a kid. 00:38:08.705 --> 00:38:10.039 align:center A baby with a baby. 00:38:10.040 --> 00:38:11.666 align:center Well, she's a parent. 00:38:11.667 --> 00:38:14.752 align:center That's my point. She'll never trust me to make my own decisions. 00:38:14.753 --> 00:38:17.672 align:center You two battle all the time, 00:38:17.673 --> 00:38:20.759 align:center and you always come out the other side loving each other more. 00:38:21.885 --> 00:38:23.720 align:center You didn't ruin her big day. 00:38:25.597 --> 00:38:27.182 align:center I ruined her so pretty. 00:38:28.141 --> 00:38:29.184 align:center Say what now? 00:38:30.102 --> 00:38:31.186 align:center Nothin'. 00:38:32.062 --> 00:38:34.230 align:center Maybe we should just leave tonight. 00:38:34.231 --> 00:38:36.023 align:center I don't want to wake up in Vegas. 00:38:36.024 --> 00:38:37.567 align:center Music to my ears. 00:38:37.568 --> 00:38:39.902 align:center Why don't you go for a walk? 00:38:39.903 --> 00:38:41.780 align:center Bodhi and I will pack up the car. 00:38:43.323 --> 00:38:45.075 align:center Okay, I'm gonna go soak my feet. 00:38:46.785 --> 00:38:50.246 align:center I wanna dig into something big. An art project. 00:38:50.247 --> 00:38:52.249 align:center I'm just… I'm not sure what yet. 00:38:54.501 --> 00:38:56.086 align:center You okay, baby? 00:38:57.212 --> 00:38:58.672 align:center S'right. 00:38:59.506 --> 00:39:00.507 align:center Are you okay? 00:39:04.303 --> 00:39:05.596 align:center S'right. 00:39:40.255 --> 00:39:42.299 align:center There's my husband. 00:39:55.854 --> 00:39:56.855 align:center What's wrong? 00:39:59.066 --> 00:40:02.444 align:center I'm just so… so happy. 00:40:03.070 --> 00:40:05.989 align:center Well, that's good. Happy is good. 00:40:29.721 --> 00:40:31.806 align:center I'm… sorry. 00:40:31.807 --> 00:40:33.182 align:center What? 00:40:33.183 --> 00:40:36.228 align:center This music's… it's distracting. 00:40:40.107 --> 00:40:41.316 align:center - Okay. - Okay. 00:41:06.341 --> 00:41:08.177 align:center I just want to be here 00:41:09.511 --> 00:41:11.013 align:center in this room… 00:41:13.849 --> 00:41:14.892 align:center with you. 00:41:34.077 --> 00:41:35.078 align:center Wow.