WEBVTT 00:01:34.428 --> 00:01:36.220 align:center Congratulations! 00:01:36.221 --> 00:01:38.514 align:center Your penis is a Tentacruel 00:01:38.515 --> 00:01:42.269 align:center with bulging pink glans and glittering mushroom blue veins. 00:01:42.853 --> 00:01:44.187 align:center Your penis is filled with a… 00:01:44.188 --> 00:01:45.689 align:center quiet menace. 00:01:50.444 --> 00:01:56.199 align:center Your Bulbasaur's special move is Ooze Attack, extremely potent pre-cum. 00:01:56.200 --> 00:01:57.533 align:center Watch out for… 00:01:57.534 --> 00:01:59.453 align:center Accidental pregnancies. 00:02:05.125 --> 00:02:09.127 align:center Your Flygon's special move is Poison Prison. 00:02:09.128 --> 00:02:12.715 align:center In which you ask a girl for so many reassurances that she loves you, 00:02:12.716 --> 00:02:14.176 align:center that she stops loving you. 00:02:23.602 --> 00:02:27.773 align:center Your Gengar's special moves are Ooze Attack and Clear Body, 00:02:28.398 --> 00:02:30.192 align:center in which your penis completely disappears, 00:02:30.901 --> 00:02:34.154 align:center which can happen when it's cold out or if you hear your mother's voice. 00:02:41.828 --> 00:02:43.830 align:center Your weiner is the cutest little Pokémon. 00:02:44.706 --> 00:02:46.999 align:center Pikachu, Pikachu. 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:49.836 align:center And it ejaculates with a sneeze. Achoo! 00:02:49.837 --> 00:02:50.838 align:center Achoo! 00:03:00.013 --> 00:03:02.515 align:center You got 200 fans? 00:03:02.516 --> 00:03:04.392 align:center A hundred-ninety-six to be exact. 00:03:04.393 --> 00:03:06.728 align:center And you're just describing dicks as Pokémon? 00:03:07.896 --> 00:03:11.233 align:center Turns out the ones that hate their dicks, they tip the most. 00:03:12.192 --> 00:03:13.609 align:center That is amazing. 00:03:13.610 --> 00:03:19.074 align:center No, what's amazing is WangMangler99. She has 50,000 fans. 00:03:19.992 --> 00:03:21.576 align:center But no one can find me. 00:03:21.577 --> 00:03:24.037 align:center I need more exposure if I want more subscribers. 00:03:24.955 --> 00:03:27.666 align:center That's why I need to hook up with someone who's better at this than I am. 00:03:34.089 --> 00:03:35.506 align:center Who's the cutest? 00:03:35.507 --> 00:03:36.716 align:center Isn't he the cutest? 00:03:36.717 --> 00:03:37.801 align:center Yes, he is. 00:03:42.306 --> 00:03:45.726 align:center Shout, shout, shout 00:03:47.561 --> 00:03:50.813 align:center Shout, shout, shout 00:03:50.814 --> 00:03:51.940 align:center Shout at the devil! 00:03:52.524 --> 00:03:54.067 align:center Nice. 00:03:54.776 --> 00:03:57.195 align:center Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. 00:03:57.196 --> 00:03:58.614 align:center Boobs. Boobs. 00:03:59.781 --> 00:04:01.200 align:center It's so meta, dude. 00:04:02.201 --> 00:04:05.286 align:center Don't make me look too fancy. We want things to feel authentic. 00:04:05.287 --> 00:04:07.956 align:center I know. I just have a thing about flat lighting. 00:04:09.458 --> 00:04:11.459 align:center Can I try on some of your cosplay stuff? 00:04:11.460 --> 00:04:13.961 align:center Oh, my God. Yes. Yes, please. 00:04:13.962 --> 00:04:18.007 align:center Just not Shadowheart, she's not ready yet. But anything else. 00:04:19.009 --> 00:04:21.512 align:center - Nice. Oh, that's nice with your hair. - Like this? Like that? 00:04:22.095 --> 00:04:23.096 align:center Sick. 00:04:23.805 --> 00:04:25.348 align:center - You wanna see? - Yeah. 00:04:25.349 --> 00:04:26.683 align:center There you go. 00:04:29.144 --> 00:04:31.772 align:center Oh, my God. These are funny. 00:04:32.481 --> 00:04:33.690 align:center They're also hot. 00:04:34.942 --> 00:04:36.151 align:center Where you going? 00:04:36.735 --> 00:04:39.028 align:center Well, day job does call from time to time. 00:04:39.029 --> 00:04:40.906 align:center Shuffling papers in the education mines. 00:04:41.698 --> 00:04:42.699 align:center Oh, right. 00:04:43.909 --> 00:04:44.910 align:center What? 00:04:45.911 --> 00:04:46.995 align:center Nothing. Just… 00:04:48.705 --> 00:04:49.706 align:center jealous, is all. 00:04:51.458 --> 00:04:52.459 align:center Sorry. 00:05:08.809 --> 00:05:09.892 align:center What are those? 00:05:09.893 --> 00:05:13.981 align:center Cheri just shipped me all of my belongings. 00:05:14.982 --> 00:05:17.734 align:center Media Mail. The cruelest class. 00:05:18.485 --> 00:05:20.821 align:center Kind of makes it official when your stuff gets sent. 00:05:21.947 --> 00:05:23.699 align:center You've been in your room a lot. 00:05:24.783 --> 00:05:26.701 align:center Yeah, so have you. 00:05:26.702 --> 00:05:29.037 align:center In Susie's room. What are you two doing in there? 00:05:29.705 --> 00:05:32.040 align:center We're making educational videos. 00:06:00.611 --> 00:06:05.115 align:center Look, guys, I'm not just gonna pour hot wax all over my tits for free. 00:06:05.616 --> 00:06:08.409 align:center Yeah, guys, it's a very complicated process. 00:06:08.410 --> 00:06:10.745 align:center If you wanna see that, we'll do a payment plan, okay? 00:06:10.746 --> 00:06:12.997 align:center But we have to lay down a tarp. 00:06:12.998 --> 00:06:15.666 align:center We have to get protective eyewear. 00:06:15.667 --> 00:06:17.668 align:center - It's like a whole situation. - You gotta think of the furniture. 00:06:17.669 --> 00:06:20.547 align:center - You have to think of the furniture. - Somebody think of the furniture. 00:06:22.591 --> 00:06:24.884 align:center I want to go to a scare zone right now. 00:06:24.885 --> 00:06:26.385 align:center I need to go to a haunted maze. 00:06:26.386 --> 00:06:28.137 align:center You like the one with the spiders 00:06:28.138 --> 00:06:30.014 align:center - at Knott's Scary Farm. - You know damn well… 00:06:30.015 --> 00:06:32.266 align:center But she doesn't like the clowns that come and jump at you… 00:06:32.267 --> 00:06:34.019 align:center Knott's, huh? 00:06:39.608 --> 00:06:41.109 align:center Wait. 00:06:46.323 --> 00:06:48.909 align:center I knew it. I knew it. 00:06:49.618 --> 00:06:50.869 align:center That's the Huntington Beach pier. 00:06:51.453 --> 00:06:52.537 align:center You woke me for this? 00:06:52.538 --> 00:06:54.163 align:center - These girls are locals. - Okay. 00:06:54.164 --> 00:06:56.457 align:center With like 50,000 fans each. 00:06:56.458 --> 00:07:00.337 align:center Last week, they had a couple thousand people watching their stream, live. 00:07:01.046 --> 00:07:03.589 align:center HungryGhost needs to be buddies with these girls. 00:07:03.590 --> 00:07:05.299 align:center It does sound beneficial. 00:07:05.300 --> 00:07:08.302 align:center I'm gonna message 'em. Okay. 00:07:08.303 --> 00:07:13.099 align:center "Hi, I love your streams and I also live in Orange County 00:07:13.100 --> 00:07:14.976 align:center and I would love to be a guest someday, 00:07:14.977 --> 00:07:20.648 align:center if you would be willing to help a new creator survive in this crazy world." 00:07:20.649 --> 00:07:22.525 align:center No, you're being way too thirsty. 00:07:22.526 --> 00:07:24.819 align:center "PS. Big fan." 00:07:24.820 --> 00:07:26.237 align:center You said that already. 00:07:26.238 --> 00:07:28.991 align:center And $50 tip. 00:07:30.242 --> 00:07:32.326 align:center You can't buy buddies, Margo. 00:07:32.327 --> 00:07:33.328 align:center Watch me. 00:07:42.713 --> 00:07:43.964 align:center Zero response. 00:07:57.311 --> 00:07:58.895 align:center "Ha ha." 00:07:58.896 --> 00:08:01.356 align:center That's what I get for $50? 00:08:01.940 --> 00:08:03.859 align:center "Ha ha." Okay. 00:08:05.485 --> 00:08:07.570 align:center "Fuck the fuck off, 00:08:07.571 --> 00:08:13.869 align:center you flat-lit, flat-ass, Orange County, trash heap bitches." 00:08:16.788 --> 00:08:17.873 align:center Fuck you. 00:08:25.631 --> 00:08:26.840 align:center What? 00:08:34.264 --> 00:08:35.556 align:center "Titmouse"? 00:08:35.557 --> 00:08:37.307 align:center What do you mean you're going over there? 00:08:37.308 --> 00:08:39.310 align:center I mean, I'm going over there. 00:08:39.311 --> 00:08:43.732 align:center I paid them 50 bucks. I deserve satisfaction. 00:08:44.358 --> 00:08:46.108 align:center These could be dangerous people. 00:08:46.109 --> 00:08:48.529 align:center Well, I can be dangerous too. 00:08:49.196 --> 00:08:51.573 align:center - Hey, how we doing? - Hey, hi. 00:08:52.074 --> 00:08:54.951 align:center Could you watch Bodhi for a couple hours? I have a job interview. 00:08:54.952 --> 00:08:58.080 align:center Yeah. It just so happens my schedule's free today. 00:08:59.831 --> 00:09:00.958 align:center Margo. 00:09:13.095 --> 00:09:14.263 align:center Hey. 00:09:21.770 --> 00:09:22.980 align:center Hey. 00:09:24.523 --> 00:09:26.065 align:center Don't take it personal, sweetie. 00:09:26.066 --> 00:09:28.651 align:center She's just really annoyed at you. Come inside. 00:09:28.652 --> 00:09:29.862 align:center Hi, I'm-- 00:09:30.445 --> 00:09:31.696 align:center HungryGhost. 00:09:31.697 --> 00:09:35.616 align:center We protect our precious identities around here. I'm SucculentRose. 00:09:35.617 --> 00:09:39.161 align:center Rose for short. Welcome, welcome, chica. 00:09:39.162 --> 00:09:40.872 align:center You look "funkadelic." 00:09:40.873 --> 00:09:42.875 align:center You got some balls to actually show up here. 00:09:44.334 --> 00:09:46.085 align:center Hi, baby. 00:09:46.086 --> 00:09:47.378 align:center That's Biotch. 00:09:47.379 --> 00:09:49.756 align:center She's a thousand years old. She hates the Roomba. 00:09:50.465 --> 00:09:52.009 align:center And KC. 00:09:53.385 --> 00:09:55.429 align:center I mean, WangMangler. 00:09:56.096 --> 00:09:58.931 align:center She acts mean, but really it's an affectation. 00:09:58.932 --> 00:10:00.766 align:center In actuality, she's fine. 00:10:00.767 --> 00:10:03.477 align:center Right, you're fine? Use your words. 00:10:03.478 --> 00:10:07.064 align:center Look, I'm sorry. It's just, I paid $50 00:10:07.065 --> 00:10:10.819 align:center and all I got back was "Ha ha" and it triggered me. 00:10:11.695 --> 00:10:14.947 align:center It triggered you? You're not getting back your 50 bucks. 00:10:14.948 --> 00:10:18.952 align:center Okay. K, K, K, K. Hey. Hi. 00:10:20.329 --> 00:10:24.540 align:center She's really pretty and young. 00:10:24.541 --> 00:10:25.917 align:center So, what are we? Chopped liver? 00:10:25.918 --> 00:10:29.837 align:center No. You've been saying it's time for us to introduce some new characters 00:10:29.838 --> 00:10:35.092 align:center and our lighting is flat. Maybe she can help. 00:10:35.093 --> 00:10:37.470 align:center Look at her, she's green. 00:10:37.471 --> 00:10:39.555 align:center Green? I'm not that green. 00:10:39.556 --> 00:10:41.015 align:center Don't get crazy, girl. 00:10:41.016 --> 00:10:42.767 align:center Oh, yeah, you're not that green? 00:10:42.768 --> 00:10:45.269 align:center You showed up to a random person's house in the middle of the week, 00:10:45.270 --> 00:10:48.022 align:center wearing fucking space buns. You don't even know us. 00:10:48.023 --> 00:10:49.106 align:center She's got a point. 00:10:49.107 --> 00:10:50.691 align:center Did you even share your location with anybody? 00:10:50.692 --> 00:10:53.861 align:center It's just not something that an experienced person does. 00:10:53.862 --> 00:10:57.281 align:center We could be human traffickers. Skin suit people. You don't know. 00:10:57.282 --> 00:10:59.910 align:center But you're not human traffickers. 00:11:00.577 --> 00:11:01.661 align:center You don't know. 00:11:01.662 --> 00:11:03.412 align:center What's skin suit people? 00:11:03.413 --> 00:11:05.916 align:center Like the movie that we watched the other day. Like Buffalo Bill. 00:11:06.667 --> 00:11:07.750 align:center - Yeah. - He was sweet 00:11:07.751 --> 00:11:08.919 align:center and he loved his little dog too. 00:11:09.503 --> 00:11:12.046 align:center Either way, you're not ready. 00:11:12.047 --> 00:11:13.631 align:center I think she's right. 00:11:13.632 --> 00:11:16.635 align:center You know, you risk being a liability. 00:11:21.515 --> 00:11:24.393 align:center Guys, look, I know that I am new to this… 00:11:26.478 --> 00:11:30.315 align:center but I am so, so eager to collaborate. 00:11:31.316 --> 00:11:36.572 align:center And I've been told that I'm a really good writer by people. 00:11:38.031 --> 00:11:41.325 align:center I've got big ideas, world-transforming concepts 00:11:41.326 --> 00:11:44.413 align:center to drive your numbers up and up and up. 00:11:46.498 --> 00:11:47.790 align:center There she goes. 00:11:47.791 --> 00:11:51.043 align:center And listen to this crowd. Electric! 00:11:51.044 --> 00:11:54.589 align:center As Leather and Lace take on Jinx. 00:11:54.590 --> 00:11:56.382 align:center Oh, my goodness. 00:11:56.383 --> 00:12:00.136 align:center See? You get him around. 00:12:00.137 --> 00:12:01.763 align:center You see, how she's got him? 00:12:07.644 --> 00:12:09.062 align:center Guess again, ladies! 00:12:12.316 --> 00:12:13.317 align:center Brutal… 00:12:16.028 --> 00:12:17.112 align:center Hello. 00:12:18.655 --> 00:12:19.781 align:center Hello. 00:12:23.660 --> 00:12:25.662 align:center - Where's Margo? - Job interview. 00:12:26.205 --> 00:12:27.831 align:center Goddamn it. 00:12:29.208 --> 00:12:31.460 align:center You watching yourself fight women, Jinx? 00:12:31.960 --> 00:12:36.464 align:center No. It's just an old match with Leather and Lace. 00:12:36.465 --> 00:12:39.509 align:center She was supposed to do wedding prep with me today. 00:12:39.510 --> 00:12:41.093 align:center You can't reschedule? 00:12:41.094 --> 00:12:42.596 align:center You can't unbake a cake. 00:12:44.056 --> 00:12:47.600 align:center Marcy from the church has a bakery in Yorba Linda… 00:12:47.601 --> 00:12:51.187 align:center How is church, Shyanne? Are you enjoying church? 00:12:51.188 --> 00:12:56.443 align:center And she's doing our wedding cake for free, but I have to pick the flavor. 00:12:57.027 --> 00:12:58.111 align:center What's your favorite Psalm? 00:12:58.737 --> 00:13:03.324 align:center And there is no way I am stuffing myself with all this sugar so close to the date. 00:13:03.325 --> 00:13:06.828 align:center I happen to have developed quite a refined palate. 00:13:11.416 --> 00:13:13.335 align:center - Fine. Go for it. - Yeah? 00:13:15.045 --> 00:13:16.046 align:center All right. 00:13:19.216 --> 00:13:20.300 align:center Hi, baby. 00:13:21.718 --> 00:13:23.219 align:center - You got him? - Uh-huh. 00:13:23.220 --> 00:13:26.223 align:center Hey. Hey, baby. 00:13:28.058 --> 00:13:29.059 align:center This one's… 00:13:36.400 --> 00:13:37.484 align:center Nice crumb. 00:13:43.532 --> 00:13:44.616 align:center What the fuck? 00:13:45.659 --> 00:13:48.161 align:center He just cries with me. 00:13:48.912 --> 00:13:50.997 align:center I pass him back and… 00:13:50.998 --> 00:13:52.249 align:center Bend your knees. 00:13:53.584 --> 00:13:55.502 align:center - I'm sorry? - Go ahead. Bend 'em. 00:13:58.297 --> 00:14:00.299 align:center I didn't say squat. Just slightly. 00:14:01.008 --> 00:14:02.092 align:center Okay. 00:14:09.725 --> 00:14:11.894 align:center Yeah. It's all in the legs. 00:14:13.103 --> 00:14:16.397 align:center When you bend the knees, kinda works like a shock system. 00:14:16.398 --> 00:14:17.399 align:center They feel safe. 00:14:22.237 --> 00:14:23.321 align:center What? 00:14:23.322 --> 00:14:28.952 align:center I don't suppose you could've shared this with me back then? 00:14:31.872 --> 00:14:34.875 align:center When you walked out on her, she was a baby, you know? 00:14:35.501 --> 00:14:40.839 align:center Of all the times when she would need to be held, 00:14:41.798 --> 00:14:45.301 align:center would need to be made to feel safe, and you? 00:14:45.302 --> 00:14:49.013 align:center No, couldn't bother to say to me just bend your fucking knees. 00:14:49.014 --> 00:14:50.806 align:center What's your problem, Shyanne? 00:14:50.807 --> 00:14:55.812 align:center My problem is that she has always innately… 00:14:57.147 --> 00:14:58.856 align:center I mean, you don't even know her. 00:14:58.857 --> 00:15:03.986 align:center And she doesn't have the slightest idea of you. 00:15:03.987 --> 00:15:10.160 align:center And yet, with you she feels held and she feels safe. 00:15:12.788 --> 00:15:13.789 align:center I'm sorry. 00:15:14.581 --> 00:15:19.002 align:center I'm sorry. Just wedding stress and the planning. 00:15:19.795 --> 00:15:21.004 align:center I'm just… 00:15:24.466 --> 00:15:27.886 align:center Sometimes I think the whole wedding industrial complex is… 00:15:28.512 --> 00:15:32.432 align:center is designed to make a woman feel like a failure. 00:15:36.103 --> 00:15:38.438 align:center This one right here, is the one. 00:15:40.858 --> 00:15:42.150 align:center It's pink champagne. 00:16:25.819 --> 00:16:30.115 align:center Hello, sexy Zelda. You're born to cosplay, bitch. 00:16:31.325 --> 00:16:33.910 align:center I still can't believe they actually asked you to collab. 00:16:33.911 --> 00:16:37.788 align:center Well, it's just a trial. A couple photo shoots in their weird sex-loft. 00:16:37.789 --> 00:16:39.208 align:center A mutually beneficial agreement. 00:16:41.460 --> 00:16:43.628 align:center They're worried that they're gonna get stale. 00:16:43.629 --> 00:16:45.087 align:center And I'm fresh meat. 00:16:45.088 --> 00:16:46.339 align:center High in Omega-3s. 00:16:46.340 --> 00:16:47.758 align:center Oh, gobble, gobble. 00:16:48.550 --> 00:16:50.761 align:center Think I might actually make a real living out of this. 00:17:03.857 --> 00:17:05.192 align:center Hey, cool dad shirt. 00:17:08.862 --> 00:17:10.280 align:center Listen… 00:17:12.491 --> 00:17:14.159 align:center There's this fan expo. 00:17:15.327 --> 00:17:18.288 align:center It's wrestlers, ex-wrestlers. 00:17:18.997 --> 00:17:21.249 align:center Signing autographs, that sorta thing. 00:17:21.250 --> 00:17:26.002 align:center I typically avoid 'em because they're for somebody I used to be, 00:17:26.003 --> 00:17:27.506 align:center which I'm not now. 00:17:33.053 --> 00:17:34.721 align:center How would you feel about coming with me? 00:17:36.014 --> 00:17:39.101 align:center - Everything okay? - Your mother made a remark. 00:17:40.269 --> 00:17:44.355 align:center How you don't have the slightest idea of me. 00:17:44.356 --> 00:17:46.775 align:center - That's not true. - It's true enough. 00:17:47.317 --> 00:17:51.446 align:center Anyway, it would be good for you to get a glimpse of my prior life. 00:17:52.197 --> 00:17:53.282 align:center The prior me. 00:17:55.367 --> 00:17:56.910 align:center I'm trying. 00:17:58.787 --> 00:18:00.122 align:center This is me trying. 00:18:01.957 --> 00:18:03.792 align:center I think he might be depressed. 00:18:05.794 --> 00:18:07.045 align:center Or it was what I said. 00:18:09.715 --> 00:18:11.300 align:center Nice. Okay… 00:18:12.301 --> 00:18:15.553 align:center Well, you know, it's natural for a father to want to know his daughter 00:18:15.554 --> 00:18:20.142 align:center and for said daughter to have feelings if she doesn't actually know him. 00:18:20.726 --> 00:18:21.727 align:center True. 00:18:23.729 --> 00:18:26.607 align:center I think I might talk to him. You know, clear the air. 00:18:27.733 --> 00:18:28.817 align:center It'll be fine. 00:18:30.694 --> 00:18:33.113 align:center - Girls, have you seen Bodhi's binky? - No! No! 00:18:33.697 --> 00:18:34.698 align:center Never mind! 00:18:39.995 --> 00:18:41.079 align:center Oh, my God. 00:18:43.332 --> 00:18:45.918 align:center I'm sorry. I should've assumed. 00:18:47.252 --> 00:18:49.337 align:center I mean, I guess it makes sense that you and Susie 00:18:49.338 --> 00:18:51.881 align:center would be in a romantic relationship 00:18:51.882 --> 00:18:53.382 align:center and decide not to tell me. 00:18:53.383 --> 00:18:54.426 align:center That's… 00:18:55.093 --> 00:18:56.427 align:center That's not it at all. 00:18:56.428 --> 00:18:57.429 align:center Okay. 00:18:59.348 --> 00:19:00.766 align:center Then… Then what? 00:19:02.184 --> 00:19:03.435 align:center It's… 00:19:05.270 --> 00:19:06.271 align:center my job. 00:19:07.773 --> 00:19:08.774 align:center Your job? 00:19:15.822 --> 00:19:17.074 align:center I'm just gonna say it. 00:19:19.493 --> 00:19:23.747 align:center I made an account on OnlyFans and that's my job. 00:19:24.957 --> 00:19:26.458 align:center You're on OnlyFans? 00:19:28.544 --> 00:19:29.545 align:center I am. 00:19:30.504 --> 00:19:32.881 align:center It's… It's mainly writing. 00:19:33.382 --> 00:19:35.968 align:center It's like descriptive prose, really. 00:19:36.677 --> 00:19:38.971 align:center There are… There are sometimes some images. 00:19:40.722 --> 00:19:41.723 align:center May I see? 00:19:42.975 --> 00:19:44.560 align:center Absolutely not. 00:19:45.936 --> 00:19:48.146 align:center So, it's pornography. 00:19:49.314 --> 00:19:50.983 align:center It's not pornography. 00:19:51.483 --> 00:19:53.026 align:center Sometimes there's… 00:19:53.986 --> 00:19:55.820 align:center some nudity. 00:19:55.821 --> 00:19:57.406 align:center Oh, God. Margo. 00:19:58.490 --> 00:20:00.116 align:center Oh, I hate this. I hate it. 00:20:00.117 --> 00:20:02.369 align:center You don't wanna be one of those kinds of girls. 00:20:05.289 --> 00:20:06.540 align:center What kind of girls? 00:20:08.667 --> 00:20:10.293 align:center Sluts? Those kind of girls? 00:20:10.294 --> 00:20:13.130 align:center Girls who use sex and exhibitionism to get what they want. 00:20:18.093 --> 00:20:19.303 align:center This is not you. 00:20:22.347 --> 00:20:23.348 align:center So… 00:20:24.808 --> 00:20:25.809 align:center what's me? 00:20:26.310 --> 00:20:27.935 align:center Why don't you tell me what's me? 00:20:27.936 --> 00:20:31.147 align:center Well, my mom worked at Hooters and my father was a pro wrestler. 00:20:31.148 --> 00:20:34.109 align:center So, tell me what's me. 00:20:35.027 --> 00:20:36.402 align:center What about Bodhi's dad? 00:20:36.403 --> 00:20:38.822 align:center - What does he think about this? - No. He doesn't get a vote. 00:20:39.323 --> 00:20:41.407 align:center - He's not in the picture. - Well, he may one day 00:20:41.408 --> 00:20:44.286 align:center - want to reenter the picture. - I don't wanna talk about him ever. 00:20:47.164 --> 00:20:50.375 align:center This is not something an honorable person does. 00:20:51.418 --> 00:20:52.586 align:center I have a son… 00:20:54.087 --> 00:20:56.048 align:center who needs to be provided for. 00:20:58.342 --> 00:21:01.345 align:center How dare you judge me? 00:21:07.351 --> 00:21:12.940 align:center The night we met I knew I needed you so 00:21:14.942 --> 00:21:20.239 align:center And if I had the chance I'd never let you go 00:21:21.365 --> 00:21:22.616 align:center - Hey. - Hey. 00:21:23.158 --> 00:21:25.243 align:center - What are you doing? - What do you mean what am I doing? 00:21:25.244 --> 00:21:27.120 align:center I'm picking you up to do our errands. 00:21:27.746 --> 00:21:29.413 align:center Do you remember we have a wedding coming up? 00:21:29.414 --> 00:21:32.417 align:center No, I mean what are you doing suddenly jerking the radio off like that? 00:21:33.126 --> 00:21:34.252 align:center Like what? 00:21:34.253 --> 00:21:36.337 align:center Like you didn't want me to hear what was playing. 00:21:36.338 --> 00:21:37.339 align:center Was it vulgar? 00:21:39.341 --> 00:21:41.093 align:center No, it was not vulgar. 00:21:42.010 --> 00:21:44.137 align:center Well, why didn't you want me to hear? 00:21:48.600 --> 00:21:51.769 align:center I was listening to some sample wedding songs 00:21:51.770 --> 00:21:54.106 align:center and I thought I'd surprise you. 00:21:55.649 --> 00:21:56.899 align:center We have our wedding song. 00:21:56.900 --> 00:21:59.611 align:center Which we need to rehearse, by the way. 00:22:00.279 --> 00:22:02.698 align:center Does everything have to be so orchestrated? 00:22:03.782 --> 00:22:06.033 align:center - What's the matter? - No, nothing's the matter. 00:22:06.034 --> 00:22:08.202 align:center I just… I just… I don't know. 00:22:08.203 --> 00:22:09.872 align:center I… I would think we… 00:22:10.539 --> 00:22:13.625 align:center we would want the moment to be… 00:22:14.626 --> 00:22:17.253 align:center I don't know, more spontaneous. 00:22:17.254 --> 00:22:19.422 align:center Well, it's a ceremony, you know? 00:22:19.423 --> 00:22:21.383 align:center It takes work, Shyanne. 00:22:22.092 --> 00:22:24.678 align:center Probably a bit like marriage itself. 00:22:25.596 --> 00:22:27.014 align:center What? Are you okay? 00:22:28.098 --> 00:22:29.183 align:center Yeah, I'm fine. 00:22:30.684 --> 00:22:32.686 align:center Are you having second thoughts about us? 00:22:33.353 --> 00:22:34.354 align:center No. 00:22:36.315 --> 00:22:38.483 align:center Well, then what's going on? 00:22:42.154 --> 00:22:43.155 align:center You're like a… 00:22:44.156 --> 00:22:46.325 align:center a new car, Kenny. 00:22:47.784 --> 00:22:50.286 align:center When people buy automobiles, 00:22:50.287 --> 00:22:53.456 align:center more times than not, they're buying the narrative. 00:22:53.457 --> 00:22:55.458 align:center The driving it. 00:22:55.459 --> 00:22:58.878 align:center Being seen driving in it. 00:22:58.879 --> 00:23:01.215 align:center The way the car makes them feel. 00:23:02.382 --> 00:23:04.593 align:center I like how I feel when I'm with you. 00:23:05.302 --> 00:23:07.470 align:center Being seen with you 00:23:07.471 --> 00:23:10.599 align:center and I even like me with you. 00:23:11.266 --> 00:23:14.269 align:center That's awesome because I don't always like myself. 00:23:17.773 --> 00:23:18.774 align:center I… 00:23:21.693 --> 00:23:23.362 align:center I love you so much, Shyanne. 00:23:33.914 --> 00:23:35.499 align:center Well, maybe it's not meant to be. 00:23:36.124 --> 00:23:38.167 align:center - Of course it was meant to be. - Mom-- 00:23:38.168 --> 00:23:41.045 align:center I didn't call you to talk me out of my marriage. 00:23:41.046 --> 00:23:42.505 align:center I just called to talk. 00:23:42.506 --> 00:23:44.298 align:center Yeah, well, I can't talk right now. 00:23:44.299 --> 00:23:46.300 align:center I'm at a wrestling convention with Dad. 00:23:46.301 --> 00:23:48.469 align:center What? Why? 00:23:48.470 --> 00:23:49.887 align:center Because of something you said. 00:23:49.888 --> 00:23:50.972 align:center About the cake? 00:23:50.973 --> 00:23:54.643 align:center And now here he is. So, I'll just… I'll talk to you later. Bye. 00:23:59.606 --> 00:24:01.316 align:center - All set. - All set. 00:24:02.693 --> 00:24:04.194 align:center Hey, for today, can we… 00:24:04.903 --> 00:24:07.072 align:center can we just forget about that? 00:24:10.450 --> 00:24:11.535 align:center Of course. 00:24:14.746 --> 00:24:16.248 align:center Well, here we go. 00:24:39.521 --> 00:24:41.648 align:center Wow. So, these are your people? 00:24:42.232 --> 00:24:43.983 align:center Past tense. These were my people. 00:24:43.984 --> 00:24:45.194 align:center Jinx? 00:24:47.487 --> 00:24:48.488 align:center Lace? 00:24:51.700 --> 00:24:52.868 align:center Oh, my God. 00:24:53.785 --> 00:24:56.246 align:center Oh, my God. 00:24:56.997 --> 00:24:58.832 align:center Oh, my God. 00:25:01.627 --> 00:25:03.712 align:center Wow. 00:25:07.216 --> 00:25:08.550 align:center Oh, my God. 00:25:09.718 --> 00:25:11.135 align:center Do you remember Margo? 00:25:11.136 --> 00:25:13.054 align:center - Hi. - Margo. 00:25:13.055 --> 00:25:15.390 align:center - Do you remember meeting her? - Yeah, you were like, three. 00:25:16.141 --> 00:25:17.517 align:center Feels like yesterday. 00:25:17.518 --> 00:25:19.101 align:center Now I feel old. 00:25:19.102 --> 00:25:20.187 align:center You look fantastic. 00:25:21.605 --> 00:25:24.024 align:center Well, I'm doing some photos later, so… 00:25:24.608 --> 00:25:25.943 align:center Man, I lost all track. 00:25:26.777 --> 00:25:29.029 align:center I assumed you moved to Melbourne after you and Leather… 00:25:29.696 --> 00:25:31.114 align:center Leather is dead to me. 00:25:32.324 --> 00:25:33.659 align:center Fair enough. 00:25:34.284 --> 00:25:36.619 align:center So what happened? You fall off the end of the earth 00:25:36.620 --> 00:25:37.871 align:center - or… - Oh, pretty much. 00:25:38.872 --> 00:25:40.040 align:center I went to law school. 00:25:40.832 --> 00:25:42.083 align:center - Say what? - Yeah. 00:25:42.084 --> 00:25:43.960 align:center I have an office in Costa Mesa. 00:25:43.961 --> 00:25:46.421 align:center - A nice little practice. - Jinx? Jinx. 00:25:48.048 --> 00:25:49.674 align:center - Can we get a photo? - There we go. 00:25:49.675 --> 00:25:51.259 align:center - Excuse me. - Go for it. 00:25:51.260 --> 00:25:52.677 align:center - Sorry. - Hey, guys. 00:25:52.678 --> 00:25:55.471 align:center Wow. Look at that. People love your dad. 00:25:55.472 --> 00:25:56.807 align:center They just love him. 00:26:01.103 --> 00:26:03.397 align:center - Thank you so much. - How about we give 'em a little show? 00:26:04.064 --> 00:26:06.483 align:center Come on. Come on. Jericho's game. 00:26:07.150 --> 00:26:08.901 align:center - No. I don't think so. - Yes. For old time's sake. 00:26:08.902 --> 00:26:11.154 align:center Come on, man. Come on. 00:26:15.284 --> 00:26:18.453 align:center Lace! Lace! Lace! 00:26:19.079 --> 00:26:20.163 align:center Just like riding a bike. 00:26:20.747 --> 00:26:22.791 align:center Yeah, man! He's scared! 00:26:27.337 --> 00:26:31.175 align:center Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 00:26:36.763 --> 00:26:38.557 align:center Jinx! 00:26:53.280 --> 00:26:55.199 align:center Come on now. Come on, old man. 00:26:55.949 --> 00:26:57.826 align:center Come on! 00:26:59.620 --> 00:27:00.954 align:center Yeah! 00:27:04.958 --> 00:27:06.251 align:center Jinx. 00:27:07.878 --> 00:27:08.962 align:center I love you, man. 00:27:09.463 --> 00:27:10.797 align:center Now give me a hip toss. 00:27:14.051 --> 00:27:16.552 align:center What do you think about that? 00:27:16.553 --> 00:27:18.180 align:center Now you can make some noise! 00:27:38.617 --> 00:27:41.702 align:center Just block this punch. Shoot me off. I'll take care of you. 00:27:41.703 --> 00:27:43.163 align:center Don't you dare take it easy on me. 00:27:54.800 --> 00:27:56.468 align:center Lace! Lace! Lace! 00:27:57.803 --> 00:28:00.221 align:center Lace! Lace! Lace! 00:28:00.222 --> 00:28:02.015 align:center One, two, three! 00:28:05.018 --> 00:28:08.146 align:center Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace! 00:28:08.730 --> 00:28:10.690 align:center Okay, lover boy. You can get up now. 00:28:10.691 --> 00:28:12.817 align:center - I actually can't. - What? 00:28:12.818 --> 00:28:15.153 align:center I just… I can't move. 00:28:17.823 --> 00:28:19.199 align:center Hey. 00:28:22.828 --> 00:28:25.246 align:center He says he's fine, but he can't quite move, 00:28:25.247 --> 00:28:26.915 align:center so they're sending us to urgent care. 00:28:28.375 --> 00:28:29.710 align:center Anaheim somewhere. 00:28:30.836 --> 00:28:32.379 align:center Okay. I'll call you in a bit. 00:28:34.840 --> 00:28:35.924 align:center Dude! 00:28:37.092 --> 00:28:38.093 align:center Jinx! 00:28:38.719 --> 00:28:39.720 align:center Hey, Jinx! 00:28:41.805 --> 00:28:42.890 align:center How you doing? 00:28:44.224 --> 00:28:45.225 align:center Better. 00:28:45.851 --> 00:28:47.895 align:center I think I was just in spasm. 00:28:48.478 --> 00:28:51.315 align:center Listen. Come a little closer. 00:28:54.109 --> 00:28:55.401 align:center When we get to urgent care, 00:28:55.402 --> 00:28:58.529 align:center the doc is probably gonna ask me if I have any history with drugs. 00:28:58.530 --> 00:28:59.698 align:center I'm just gonna say no. 00:29:00.407 --> 00:29:01.991 align:center We can figure it out after. 00:29:01.992 --> 00:29:04.786 align:center I can just refuse to take whatever they send me home with. 00:29:05.871 --> 00:29:07.788 align:center I just know from my experience, 00:29:07.789 --> 00:29:10.792 align:center as soon as you bring it up, they instantly treat you like a criminal. 00:29:13.253 --> 00:29:14.338 align:center Okay. 00:29:15.255 --> 00:29:16.256 align:center Also… 00:29:20.010 --> 00:29:24.932 align:center I was so wrong to judge you before. 00:29:27.059 --> 00:29:28.476 align:center I'm sorry. 00:29:28.477 --> 00:29:30.562 align:center I was feeling protective of you. 00:29:31.313 --> 00:29:32.564 align:center But what you're doing, 00:29:33.815 --> 00:29:35.317 align:center we're all just putting on a show. 00:29:36.443 --> 00:29:37.444 align:center Entertaining. 00:29:38.362 --> 00:29:41.448 align:center As Lace or as Jinx. 00:29:42.783 --> 00:29:45.702 align:center - Or as? - HungryGhost. 00:29:46.537 --> 00:29:47.788 align:center That's what I'm calling myself. 00:29:49.790 --> 00:29:50.832 align:center I like it. 00:29:53.335 --> 00:29:54.336 align:center And I love you. 00:29:55.921 --> 00:29:58.173 align:center And I'm gonna be there by your side. 00:29:58.882 --> 00:29:59.967 align:center No matter what. 00:30:05.347 --> 00:30:08.182 align:center The father. I know you told me to never talk to you about him, 00:30:08.183 --> 00:30:11.353 align:center but is this young man even aware that he is a father? 00:30:20.404 --> 00:30:21.655 align:center He… 00:30:22.614 --> 00:30:23.657 align:center He was my teacher. 00:30:24.575 --> 00:30:25.742 align:center I beg your pardon? 00:30:26.451 --> 00:30:28.620 align:center My lit professor at Fullerton. 00:30:31.123 --> 00:30:32.248 align:center Your teacher? 00:30:32.249 --> 00:30:33.667 align:center I signed an NDA. 00:30:34.376 --> 00:30:36.210 align:center And it means I can't go back to school. 00:30:36.211 --> 00:30:38.462 align:center But he paid me, so it's done. 00:30:38.463 --> 00:30:40.423 align:center Margo, he… he fucking paid you? 00:30:40.424 --> 00:30:42.258 align:center - What are you… What are you even… - Just… 00:30:42.259 --> 00:30:44.428 align:center - We'll just talk about this later. Okay? - Fuck. 00:30:45.888 --> 00:30:47.055 align:center Fu… 00:30:52.144 --> 00:30:53.270 align:center You're sure he's okay? 00:30:54.313 --> 00:30:56.230 align:center The doctor said he's completely fine. 00:30:56.231 --> 00:30:59.275 align:center No compromise to the spinal fusion or anything. 00:30:59.276 --> 00:31:01.737 align:center Yes. And he's okay to walk, right? 00:31:02.362 --> 00:31:03.947 align:center Yeah. They actually recommended walking. 00:31:04.531 --> 00:31:06.073 align:center Basically, he just seized up. 00:31:06.074 --> 00:31:08.327 align:center Probably more from moving boxes than wrestling. 00:31:08.911 --> 00:31:11.996 align:center - Just keep an eye on him. - Yeah, the reason I called… 00:31:11.997 --> 00:31:13.706 align:center I haven't got an eye on him. 00:31:13.707 --> 00:31:14.958 align:center What? 00:31:15.626 --> 00:31:17.960 align:center Well, he went for a walk about 20 minutes ago. 00:31:17.961 --> 00:31:19.504 align:center - But he seemed okay. - Susie. 00:31:19.505 --> 00:31:23.674 align:center Look, it's difficult to keep an eye on two different people. 00:31:23.675 --> 00:31:24.759 align:center Yes, it is. 00:31:24.760 --> 00:31:27.220 align:center One who can walk, and one who can't. 00:31:27.221 --> 00:31:28.596 align:center Ghost, come on. 00:31:28.597 --> 00:31:30.432 align:center - We don't got all day. - I'm coming. 00:31:31.183 --> 00:31:32.684 align:center I'm sorry. I'll call you back. 00:31:33.602 --> 00:31:35.354 align:center Okay. All set. 00:31:35.979 --> 00:31:37.480 align:center I just wanna say one time, 00:31:37.481 --> 00:31:39.066 align:center if you don't wanna do this, it's okay. 00:31:39.566 --> 00:31:41.610 align:center It's easier to get in than it is to get out. 00:31:42.945 --> 00:31:45.738 align:center - I want in. - Okay. 00:31:45.739 --> 00:31:49.033 align:center Well, in that case, you need to make a TikTok and an Instagram. 00:31:49.034 --> 00:31:50.826 align:center - I have an Instagram. - No, baby. 00:31:50.827 --> 00:31:54.163 align:center You need to make a TikTok and an Instagram as your HungryGhost persona. 00:31:54.164 --> 00:31:55.957 align:center Link it back to your OnlyFans, 00:31:55.958 --> 00:31:57.750 align:center totally separate from your personal accounts. 00:31:57.751 --> 00:32:01.045 align:center And try not to let the civs know what you're doing because they'll dox you. 00:32:01.046 --> 00:32:03.714 align:center And destroy your life. You know, put your real identity online. 00:32:03.715 --> 00:32:05.550 align:center - Okay. - A lot of times you're gonna get messages 00:32:05.551 --> 00:32:06.968 align:center saying that you should kill yourself, 00:32:06.969 --> 00:32:09.679 align:center or destroy your pussy with a cheese grater. 00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:11.931 align:center So, just find like, a really deep well of strength 00:32:11.932 --> 00:32:13.308 align:center and just tap in, you know? 00:32:14.560 --> 00:32:15.686 align:center What's this? 00:32:16.395 --> 00:32:17.645 align:center NDA and waiver. 00:32:17.646 --> 00:32:19.021 align:center You gotta sign it. 00:32:19.022 --> 00:32:20.481 align:center 'Cause your life's about to change, girl. 00:32:20.482 --> 00:32:22.650 align:center And if not for the better, we can't have you suing us. 00:32:22.651 --> 00:32:24.152 align:center Just… fuck it. 00:32:25.612 --> 00:32:28.031 align:center Now, where are you with your taco? 00:32:29.449 --> 00:32:31.784 align:center - I beg your pardon? - Your vulva, my love. 00:32:31.785 --> 00:32:32.953 align:center What are you charging for pics? 00:32:33.537 --> 00:32:35.079 align:center I haven't even shown that yet. 00:32:35.080 --> 00:32:36.205 align:center What? 00:32:36.206 --> 00:32:37.833 align:center Zero vag pics at all? 00:32:38.417 --> 00:32:39.959 align:center Just boobs and butt only. 00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:42.128 align:center That's actually really good. 00:32:42.129 --> 00:32:44.046 align:center No. Like, that's insanely good. 00:32:44.047 --> 00:32:46.799 align:center Like, you cannot waste the vag debut. It's the biggest debut 00:32:46.800 --> 00:32:49.051 align:center - you'll make in your life. - No, we had no idea, 00:32:49.052 --> 00:32:50.845 align:center and we wasted ours weeks into the process. 00:32:50.846 --> 00:32:52.054 align:center - It was just… - Dude. 00:32:52.055 --> 00:32:56.393 align:center - Puss in the wind. - And we sold ours for like $3. Pathetic. 00:32:57.519 --> 00:32:59.520 align:center Oh, my God. I got it. 00:32:59.521 --> 00:33:01.190 align:center For your first vag shot, 00:33:01.732 --> 00:33:03.442 align:center we'll make you a scary girl. 00:33:04.234 --> 00:33:07.320 align:center - Scary girl? - Yeah. Like a sexy, scary girl 00:33:07.321 --> 00:33:09.655 align:center like, crawling up the walls, on the ceiling 00:33:09.656 --> 00:33:10.990 align:center and your head's flying around. 00:33:10.991 --> 00:33:14.244 align:center And you're floating in the air like a real hungry ghost ready to chomp on a dick. 00:33:14.995 --> 00:33:16.788 align:center Oh, my god! Like The Grudge. 00:33:18.332 --> 00:33:20.082 align:center Yeah, yeah. Like, it's your legs open 00:33:20.083 --> 00:33:21.959 align:center and then the hand comes out of the puss. 00:33:21.960 --> 00:33:23.753 align:center And then there's another puss in the hand 00:33:23.754 --> 00:33:25.087 align:center and another hand comes out of that. 00:33:25.088 --> 00:33:27.256 align:center - And it's like, infinite puss. - I'm obsessed. 00:33:27.257 --> 00:33:29.426 align:center - You give the best ideas. - You love it, right? 00:33:31.011 --> 00:33:33.013 align:center You know, I'll marinate on it. 00:33:33.805 --> 00:33:36.350 align:center Fine. Your vag, your choice, girl. 00:33:36.934 --> 00:33:40.771 align:center Now, why don't you tell us about some of those big, world-changing ideas you got? 00:33:49.112 --> 00:33:52.115 align:center Professor Gable. Sorry to interrupt. 00:33:53.700 --> 00:33:54.701 align:center James Millet. 00:33:56.036 --> 00:33:57.037 align:center Hi. 00:33:58.372 --> 00:33:59.373 align:center How do you do? 00:33:59.998 --> 00:34:01.250 align:center I guess I'm doing okay. 00:34:02.709 --> 00:34:05.837 align:center As okay as a 54-year-old man who has a daughter 00:34:05.838 --> 00:34:08.090 align:center and the last name Millet could expect to be doing. 00:34:12.553 --> 00:34:13.718 align:center You're hurting me. 00:34:13.719 --> 00:34:15.012 align:center What? With my handshake? 00:34:15.013 --> 00:34:17.807 align:center A firm handshake is a sign of good character. 00:34:17.808 --> 00:34:19.934 align:center You would be a proponent of good character, 00:34:19.935 --> 00:34:21.937 align:center wouldn't you, Professor? 00:34:23.397 --> 00:34:26.064 align:center I mean, if you had a kid, you would want he or she to grow up 00:34:26.065 --> 00:34:28.068 align:center to be a person of good character. 00:34:28.694 --> 00:34:29.902 align:center Am I right? 00:34:30.737 --> 00:34:32.322 align:center You're really hurting me.