WEBVTT 01:34.428 --> 01:36.220 Congratulations! 01:36.221 --> 01:38.514 Your penis is a Tentacruel 01:38.515 --> 01:42.269 with bulging pink glans and glittering mushroom blue veins. 01:42.853 --> 01:44.187 Your penis is filled with a… 01:44.188 --> 01:45.689 quiet menace. 01:50.444 --> 01:56.199 Your Bulbasaur's special move is Ooze Attack, extremely potent pre-cum. 01:56.200 --> 01:57.533 Watch out for… 01:57.534 --> 01:59.453 Accidental pregnancies. 02:05.125 --> 02:09.127 Your Flygon's special move is Poison Prison. 02:09.128 --> 02:12.715 In which you ask a girl for so many reassurances that she loves you, 02:12.716 --> 02:14.176 that she stops loving you. 02:23.602 --> 02:27.773 Your Gengar's special moves are Ooze Attack and Clear Body, 02:28.398 --> 02:30.192 in which your penis completely disappears, 02:30.901 --> 02:34.154 which can happen when it's cold out or if you hear your mother's voice. 02:41.828 --> 02:43.830 Your weiner is the cutest little Pokémon. 02:44.706 --> 02:46.999 Pikachu, Pikachu. 02:47.000 --> 02:49.836 And it ejaculates with a sneeze. Achoo! 02:49.837 --> 02:50.838 Achoo! 03:00.013 --> 03:02.515 You got 200 fans? 03:02.516 --> 03:04.392 A hundred-ninety-six to be exact. 03:04.393 --> 03:06.728 And you're just describing dicks as Pokémon? 03:07.896 --> 03:11.233 Turns out the ones that hate their dicks, they tip the most. 03:12.192 --> 03:13.609 That is amazing. 03:13.610 --> 03:19.074 No, what's amazing is WangMangler99. She has 50,000 fans. 03:19.992 --> 03:21.576 But no one can find me. 03:21.577 --> 03:24.037 I need more exposure if I want more subscribers. 03:24.955 --> 03:27.666 That's why I need to hook up with someone who's better at this than I am. 03:34.089 --> 03:35.506 Who's the cutest? 03:35.507 --> 03:36.716 Isn't he the cutest? 03:36.717 --> 03:37.801 Yes, he is. 03:42.306 --> 03:45.726 Shout, shout, shout 03:47.561 --> 03:50.813 Shout, shout, shout 03:50.814 --> 03:51.940 Shout at the devil! 03:52.524 --> 03:54.067 Nice. 03:54.776 --> 03:57.195 Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. 03:57.196 --> 03:58.614 Boobs. Boobs. 03:59.781 --> 04:01.200 It's so meta, dude. 04:02.201 --> 04:05.286 Don't make me look too fancy. We want things to feel authentic. 04:05.287 --> 04:07.956 I know. I just have a thing about flat lighting. 04:09.458 --> 04:11.459 Can I try on some of your cosplay stuff? 04:11.460 --> 04:13.961 Oh, my God. Yes. Yes, please. 04:13.962 --> 04:18.007 Just not Shadowheart, she's not ready yet. But anything else. 04:19.009 --> 04:21.512 - Nice. Oh, that's nice with your hair. - Like this? Like that? 04:22.095 --> 04:23.096 Sick. 04:23.805 --> 04:25.348 - You wanna see? - Yeah. 04:25.349 --> 04:26.683 There you go. 04:29.144 --> 04:31.772 Oh, my God. These are funny. 04:32.481 --> 04:33.690 They're also hot. 04:34.942 --> 04:36.151 Where you going? 04:36.735 --> 04:39.028 Well, day job does call from time to time. 04:39.029 --> 04:40.906 Shuffling papers in the education mines. 04:41.698 --> 04:42.699 Oh, right. 04:43.909 --> 04:44.910 What? 04:45.911 --> 04:46.995 Nothing. Just… 04:48.705 --> 04:49.706 jealous, is all. 04:51.458 --> 04:52.459 Sorry. 05:08.809 --> 05:09.892 What are those? 05:09.893 --> 05:13.981 Cheri just shipped me all of my belongings. 05:14.982 --> 05:17.734 Media Mail. The cruelest class. 05:18.485 --> 05:20.821 Kind of makes it official when your stuff gets sent. 05:21.947 --> 05:23.699 You've been in your room a lot. 05:24.783 --> 05:26.701 Yeah, so have you. 05:26.702 --> 05:29.037 In Susie's room. What are you two doing in there? 05:29.705 --> 05:32.040 We're making educational videos. 06:00.611 --> 06:05.115 Look, guys, I'm not just gonna pour hot wax all over my tits for free. 06:05.616 --> 06:08.409 Yeah, guys, it's a very complicated process. 06:08.410 --> 06:10.745 If you wanna see that, we'll do a payment plan, okay? 06:10.746 --> 06:12.997 But we have to lay down a tarp. 06:12.998 --> 06:15.666 We have to get protective eyewear. 06:15.667 --> 06:17.668 - It's like a whole situation. - You gotta think of the furniture. 06:17.669 --> 06:20.547 - You have to think of the furniture. - Somebody think of the furniture. 06:22.591 --> 06:24.884 I want to go to a scare zone right now. 06:24.885 --> 06:26.385 I need to go to a haunted maze. 06:26.386 --> 06:28.137 You like the one with the spiders 06:28.138 --> 06:30.014 - at Knott's Scary Farm. - You know damn well… 06:30.015 --> 06:32.266 But she doesn't like the clowns that come and jump at you… 06:32.267 --> 06:34.019 Knott's, huh? 06:39.608 --> 06:41.109 Wait. 06:46.323 --> 06:48.909 I knew it. I knew it. 06:49.618 --> 06:50.869 That's the Huntington Beach pier. 06:51.453 --> 06:52.537 You woke me for this? 06:52.538 --> 06:54.163 - These girls are locals. - Okay. 06:54.164 --> 06:56.457 With like 50,000 fans each. 06:56.458 --> 07:00.337 Last week, they had a couple thousand people watching their stream, live. 07:01.046 --> 07:03.589 HungryGhost needs to be buddies with these girls. 07:03.590 --> 07:05.299 It does sound beneficial. 07:05.300 --> 07:08.302 I'm gonna message 'em. Okay. 07:08.303 --> 07:13.099 "Hi, I love your streams and I also live in Orange County 07:13.100 --> 07:14.976 and I would love to be a guest someday, 07:14.977 --> 07:20.648 if you would be willing to help a new creator survive in this crazy world." 07:20.649 --> 07:22.525 No, you're being way too thirsty. 07:22.526 --> 07:24.819 "PS. Big fan." 07:24.820 --> 07:26.237 You said that already. 07:26.238 --> 07:28.991 And $50 tip. 07:30.242 --> 07:32.326 You can't buy buddies, Margo. 07:32.327 --> 07:33.328 Watch me. 07:42.713 --> 07:43.964 Zero response. 07:57.311 --> 07:58.895 "Ha ha." 07:58.896 --> 08:01.356 That's what I get for $50? 08:01.940 --> 08:03.859 "Ha ha." Okay. 08:05.485 --> 08:07.570 "Fuck the fuck off, 08:07.571 --> 08:13.869 you flat-lit, flat-ass, Orange County, trash heap bitches." 08:16.788 --> 08:17.873 Fuck you. 08:25.631 --> 08:26.840 What? 08:34.264 --> 08:35.556 "Titmouse"? 08:35.557 --> 08:37.307 What do you mean you're going over there? 08:37.308 --> 08:39.310 I mean, I'm going over there. 08:39.311 --> 08:43.732 I paid them 50 bucks. I deserve satisfaction. 08:44.358 --> 08:46.108 These could be dangerous people. 08:46.109 --> 08:48.529 Well, I can be dangerous too. 08:49.196 --> 08:51.573 - Hey, how we doing? - Hey, hi. 08:52.074 --> 08:54.951 Could you watch Bodhi for a couple hours? I have a job interview. 08:54.952 --> 08:58.080 Yeah. It just so happens my schedule's free today. 08:59.831 --> 09:00.958 Margo. 09:13.095 --> 09:14.263 Hey. 09:21.770 --> 09:22.980 Hey. 09:24.523 --> 09:26.065 Don't take it personal, sweetie. 09:26.066 --> 09:28.651 She's just really annoyed at you. Come inside. 09:28.652 --> 09:29.862 Hi, I'm-- 09:30.445 --> 09:31.696 HungryGhost. 09:31.697 --> 09:35.616 We protect our precious identities around here. I'm SucculentRose. 09:35.617 --> 09:39.161 Rose for short. Welcome, welcome, chica. 09:39.162 --> 09:40.872 You look "funkadelic." 09:40.873 --> 09:42.875 You got some balls to actually show up here. 09:44.334 --> 09:46.085 Hi, baby. 09:46.086 --> 09:47.378 That's Biotch. 09:47.379 --> 09:49.756 She's a thousand years old. She hates the Roomba. 09:50.465 --> 09:52.009 And KC. 09:53.385 --> 09:55.429 I mean, WangMangler. 09:56.096 --> 09:58.931 She acts mean, but really it's an affectation. 09:58.932 --> 10:00.766 In actuality, she's fine. 10:00.767 --> 10:03.477 Right, you're fine? Use your words. 10:03.478 --> 10:07.064 Look, I'm sorry. It's just, I paid $50 10:07.065 --> 10:10.819 and all I got back was "Ha ha" and it triggered me. 10:11.695 --> 10:14.947 It triggered you? You're not getting back your 50 bucks. 10:14.948 --> 10:18.952 Okay. K, K, K, K. Hey. Hi. 10:20.329 --> 10:24.540 She's really pretty and young. 10:24.541 --> 10:25.917 So, what are we? Chopped liver? 10:25.918 --> 10:29.837 No. You've been saying it's time for us to introduce some new characters 10:29.838 --> 10:35.092 and our lighting is flat. Maybe she can help. 10:35.093 --> 10:37.470 Look at her, she's green. 10:37.471 --> 10:39.555 Green? I'm not that green. 10:39.556 --> 10:41.015 Don't get crazy, girl. 10:41.016 --> 10:42.767 Oh, yeah, you're not that green? 10:42.768 --> 10:45.269 You showed up to a random person's house in the middle of the week, 10:45.270 --> 10:48.022 wearing fucking space buns. You don't even know us. 10:48.023 --> 10:49.106 She's got a point. 10:49.107 --> 10:50.691 Did you even share your location with anybody? 10:50.692 --> 10:53.861 It's just not something that an experienced person does. 10:53.862 --> 10:57.281 We could be human traffickers. Skin suit people. You don't know. 10:57.282 --> 10:59.910 But you're not human traffickers. 11:00.577 --> 11:01.661 You don't know. 11:01.662 --> 11:03.412 What's skin suit people? 11:03.413 --> 11:05.916 Like the movie that we watched the other day. Like Buffalo Bill. 11:06.667 --> 11:07.750 - Yeah. - He was sweet 11:07.751 --> 11:08.919 and he loved his little dog too. 11:09.503 --> 11:12.046 Either way, you're not ready. 11:12.047 --> 11:13.631 I think she's right. 11:13.632 --> 11:16.635 You know, you risk being a liability. 11:21.515 --> 11:24.393 Guys, look, I know that I am new to this… 11:26.478 --> 11:30.315 but I am so, so eager to collaborate. 11:31.316 --> 11:36.572 And I've been told that I'm a really good writer by people. 11:38.031 --> 11:41.325 I've got big ideas, world-transforming concepts 11:41.326 --> 11:44.413 to drive your numbers up and up and up. 11:46.498 --> 11:47.790 There she goes. 11:47.791 --> 11:51.043 And listen to this crowd. Electric! 11:51.044 --> 11:54.589 As Leather and Lace take on Jinx. 11:54.590 --> 11:56.382 Oh, my goodness. 11:56.383 --> 12:00.136 See? You get him around. 12:00.137 --> 12:01.763 You see, how she's got him? 12:07.644 --> 12:09.062 Guess again, ladies! 12:12.316 --> 12:13.317 Brutal… 12:16.028 --> 12:17.112 Hello. 12:18.655 --> 12:19.781 Hello. 12:23.660 --> 12:25.662 - Where's Margo? - Job interview. 12:26.205 --> 12:27.831 Goddamn it. 12:29.208 --> 12:31.460 You watching yourself fight women, Jinx? 12:31.960 --> 12:36.464 No. It's just an old match with Leather and Lace. 12:36.465 --> 12:39.509 She was supposed to do wedding prep with me today. 12:39.510 --> 12:41.093 You can't reschedule? 12:41.094 --> 12:42.596 You can't unbake a cake. 12:44.056 --> 12:47.600 Marcy from the church has a bakery in Yorba Linda… 12:47.601 --> 12:51.187 How is church, Shyanne? Are you enjoying church? 12:51.188 --> 12:56.443 And she's doing our wedding cake for free, but I have to pick the flavor. 12:57.027 --> 12:58.111 What's your favorite Psalm? 12:58.737 --> 13:03.324 And there is no way I am stuffing myself with all this sugar so close to the date. 13:03.325 --> 13:06.828 I happen to have developed quite a refined palate. 13:11.416 --> 13:13.335 - Fine. Go for it. - Yeah? 13:15.045 --> 13:16.046 All right. 13:19.216 --> 13:20.300 Hi, baby. 13:21.718 --> 13:23.219 - You got him? - Uh-huh. 13:23.220 --> 13:26.223 Hey. Hey, baby. 13:28.058 --> 13:29.059 This one's… 13:36.400 --> 13:37.484 Nice crumb. 13:43.532 --> 13:44.616 What the fuck? 13:45.659 --> 13:48.161 He just cries with me. 13:48.912 --> 13:50.997 I pass him back and… 13:50.998 --> 13:52.249 Bend your knees. 13:53.584 --> 13:55.502 - I'm sorry? - Go ahead. Bend 'em. 13:58.297 --> 14:00.299 I didn't say squat. Just slightly. 14:01.008 --> 14:02.092 Okay. 14:09.725 --> 14:11.894 Yeah. It's all in the legs. 14:13.103 --> 14:16.397 When you bend the knees, kinda works like a shock system. 14:16.398 --> 14:17.399 They feel safe. 14:22.237 --> 14:23.321 What? 14:23.322 --> 14:28.952 I don't suppose you could've shared this with me back then? 14:31.872 --> 14:34.875 When you walked out on her, she was a baby, you know? 14:35.501 --> 14:40.839 Of all the times when she would need to be held, 14:41.798 --> 14:45.301 would need to be made to feel safe, and you? 14:45.302 --> 14:49.013 No, couldn't bother to say to me just bend your fucking knees. 14:49.014 --> 14:50.806 What's your problem, Shyanne? 14:50.807 --> 14:55.812 My problem is that she has always innately… 14:57.147 --> 14:58.856 I mean, you don't even know her. 14:58.857 --> 15:03.986 And she doesn't have the slightest idea of you. 15:03.987 --> 15:10.160 And yet, with you she feels held and she feels safe. 15:12.788 --> 15:13.789 I'm sorry. 15:14.581 --> 15:19.002 I'm sorry. Just wedding stress and the planning. 15:19.795 --> 15:21.004 I'm just… 15:24.466 --> 15:27.886 Sometimes I think the whole wedding industrial complex is… 15:28.512 --> 15:32.432 is designed to make a woman feel like a failure. 15:36.103 --> 15:38.438 This one right here, is the one. 15:40.858 --> 15:42.150 It's pink champagne. 16:25.819 --> 16:30.115 Hello, sexy Zelda. You're born to cosplay, bitch. 16:31.325 --> 16:33.910 I still can't believe they actually asked you to collab. 16:33.911 --> 16:37.788 Well, it's just a trial. A couple photo shoots in their weird sex-loft. 16:37.789 --> 16:39.208 A mutually beneficial agreement. 16:41.460 --> 16:43.628 They're worried that they're gonna get stale. 16:43.629 --> 16:45.087 And I'm fresh meat. 16:45.088 --> 16:46.339 High in Omega-3s. 16:46.340 --> 16:47.758 Oh, gobble, gobble. 16:48.550 --> 16:50.761 Think I might actually make a real living out of this. 17:03.857 --> 17:05.192 Hey, cool dad shirt. 17:08.862 --> 17:10.280 Listen… 17:12.491 --> 17:14.159 There's this fan expo. 17:15.327 --> 17:18.288 It's wrestlers, ex-wrestlers. 17:18.997 --> 17:21.249 Signing autographs, that sorta thing. 17:21.250 --> 17:26.002 I typically avoid 'em because they're for somebody I used to be, 17:26.003 --> 17:27.506 which I'm not now. 17:33.053 --> 17:34.721 How would you feel about coming with me? 17:36.014 --> 17:39.101 - Everything okay? - Your mother made a remark. 17:40.269 --> 17:44.355 How you don't have the slightest idea of me. 17:44.356 --> 17:46.775 - That's not true. - It's true enough. 17:47.317 --> 17:51.446 Anyway, it would be good for you to get a glimpse of my prior life. 17:52.197 --> 17:53.282 The prior me. 17:55.367 --> 17:56.910 I'm trying. 17:58.787 --> 18:00.122 This is me trying. 18:01.957 --> 18:03.792 I think he might be depressed. 18:05.794 --> 18:07.045 Or it was what I said. 18:09.715 --> 18:11.300 Nice. Okay… 18:12.301 --> 18:15.553 Well, you know, it's natural for a father to want to know his daughter 18:15.554 --> 18:20.142 and for said daughter to have feelings if she doesn't actually know him. 18:20.726 --> 18:21.727 True. 18:23.729 --> 18:26.607 I think I might talk to him. You know, clear the air. 18:27.733 --> 18:28.817 It'll be fine. 18:30.694 --> 18:33.113 - Girls, have you seen Bodhi's binky? - No! No! 18:33.697 --> 18:34.698 Never mind! 18:39.995 --> 18:41.079 Oh, my God. 18:43.332 --> 18:45.918 I'm sorry. I should've assumed. 18:47.252 --> 18:49.337 I mean, I guess it makes sense that you and Susie 18:49.338 --> 18:51.881 would be in a romantic relationship 18:51.882 --> 18:53.382 and decide not to tell me. 18:53.383 --> 18:54.426 That's… 18:55.093 --> 18:56.427 That's not it at all. 18:56.428 --> 18:57.429 Okay. 18:59.348 --> 19:00.766 Then… Then what? 19:02.184 --> 19:03.435 It's… 19:05.270 --> 19:06.271 my job. 19:07.773 --> 19:08.774 Your job? 19:15.822 --> 19:17.074 I'm just gonna say it. 19:19.493 --> 19:23.747 I made an account on OnlyFans and that's my job. 19:24.957 --> 19:26.458 You're on OnlyFans? 19:28.544 --> 19:29.545 I am. 19:30.504 --> 19:32.881 It's… It's mainly writing. 19:33.382 --> 19:35.968 It's like descriptive prose, really. 19:36.677 --> 19:38.971 There are… There are sometimes some images. 19:40.722 --> 19:41.723 May I see? 19:42.975 --> 19:44.560 Absolutely not. 19:45.936 --> 19:48.146 So, it's pornography. 19:49.314 --> 19:50.983 It's not pornography. 19:51.483 --> 19:53.026 Sometimes there's… 19:53.986 --> 19:55.820 some nudity. 19:55.821 --> 19:57.406 Oh, God. Margo. 19:58.490 --> 20:00.116 Oh, I hate this. I hate it. 20:00.117 --> 20:02.369 You don't wanna be one of those kinds of girls. 20:05.289 --> 20:06.540 What kind of girls? 20:08.667 --> 20:10.293 Sluts? Those kind of girls? 20:10.294 --> 20:13.130 Girls who use sex and exhibitionism to get what they want. 20:18.093 --> 20:19.303 This is not you. 20:22.347 --> 20:23.348 So… 20:24.808 --> 20:25.809 what's me? 20:26.310 --> 20:27.935 Why don't you tell me what's me? 20:27.936 --> 20:31.147 Well, my mom worked at Hooters and my father was a pro wrestler. 20:31.148 --> 20:34.109 So, tell me what's me. 20:35.027 --> 20:36.402 What about Bodhi's dad? 20:36.403 --> 20:38.822 - What does he think about this? - No. He doesn't get a vote. 20:39.323 --> 20:41.407 - He's not in the picture. - Well, he may one day 20:41.408 --> 20:44.286 - want to reenter the picture. - I don't wanna talk about him ever. 20:47.164 --> 20:50.375 This is not something an honorable person does. 20:51.418 --> 20:52.586 I have a son… 20:54.087 --> 20:56.048 who needs to be provided for. 20:58.342 --> 21:01.345 How dare you judge me? 21:07.351 --> 21:12.940 The night we met I knew I needed you so 21:14.942 --> 21:20.239 And if I had the chance I'd never let you go 21:21.365 --> 21:22.616 - Hey. - Hey. 21:23.158 --> 21:25.243 - What are you doing? - What do you mean what am I doing? 21:25.244 --> 21:27.120 I'm picking you up to do our errands. 21:27.746 --> 21:29.413 Do you remember we have a wedding coming up? 21:29.414 --> 21:32.417 No, I mean what are you doing suddenly jerking the radio off like that? 21:33.126 --> 21:34.252 Like what? 21:34.253 --> 21:36.337 Like you didn't want me to hear what was playing. 21:36.338 --> 21:37.339 Was it vulgar? 21:39.341 --> 21:41.093 No, it was not vulgar. 21:42.010 --> 21:44.137 Well, why didn't you want me to hear? 21:48.600 --> 21:51.769 I was listening to some sample wedding songs 21:51.770 --> 21:54.106 and I thought I'd surprise you. 21:55.649 --> 21:56.899 We have our wedding song. 21:56.900 --> 21:59.611 Which we need to rehearse, by the way. 22:00.279 --> 22:02.698 Does everything have to be so orchestrated? 22:03.782 --> 22:06.033 - What's the matter? - No, nothing's the matter. 22:06.034 --> 22:08.202 I just… I just… I don't know. 22:08.203 --> 22:09.872 I… I would think we… 22:10.539 --> 22:13.625 we would want the moment to be… 22:14.626 --> 22:17.253 I don't know, more spontaneous. 22:17.254 --> 22:19.422 Well, it's a ceremony, you know? 22:19.423 --> 22:21.383 It takes work, Shyanne. 22:22.092 --> 22:24.678 Probably a bit like marriage itself. 22:25.596 --> 22:27.014 What? Are you okay? 22:28.098 --> 22:29.183 Yeah, I'm fine. 22:30.684 --> 22:32.686 Are you having second thoughts about us? 22:33.353 --> 22:34.354 No. 22:36.315 --> 22:38.483 Well, then what's going on? 22:42.154 --> 22:43.155 You're like a… 22:44.156 --> 22:46.325 a new car, Kenny. 22:47.784 --> 22:50.286 When people buy automobiles, 22:50.287 --> 22:53.456 more times than not, they're buying the narrative. 22:53.457 --> 22:55.458 The driving it. 22:55.459 --> 22:58.878 Being seen driving in it. 22:58.879 --> 23:01.215 The way the car makes them feel. 23:02.382 --> 23:04.593 I like how I feel when I'm with you. 23:05.302 --> 23:07.470 Being seen with you 23:07.471 --> 23:10.599 and I even like me with you. 23:11.266 --> 23:14.269 That's awesome because I don't always like myself. 23:17.773 --> 23:18.774 I… 23:21.693 --> 23:23.362 I love you so much, Shyanne. 23:33.914 --> 23:35.499 Well, maybe it's not meant to be. 23:36.124 --> 23:38.167 - Of course it was meant to be. - Mom-- 23:38.168 --> 23:41.045 I didn't call you to talk me out of my marriage. 23:41.046 --> 23:42.505 I just called to talk. 23:42.506 --> 23:44.298 Yeah, well, I can't talk right now. 23:44.299 --> 23:46.300 I'm at a wrestling convention with Dad. 23:46.301 --> 23:48.469 What? Why? 23:48.470 --> 23:49.887 Because of something you said. 23:49.888 --> 23:50.972 About the cake? 23:50.973 --> 23:54.643 And now here he is. So, I'll just… I'll talk to you later. Bye. 23:59.606 --> 24:01.316 - All set. - All set. 24:02.693 --> 24:04.194 Hey, for today, can we… 24:04.903 --> 24:07.072 can we just forget about that? 24:10.450 --> 24:11.535 Of course. 24:14.746 --> 24:16.248 Well, here we go. 24:39.521 --> 24:41.648 Wow. So, these are your people? 24:42.232 --> 24:43.983 Past tense. These were my people. 24:43.984 --> 24:45.194 Jinx? 24:47.487 --> 24:48.488 Lace? 24:51.700 --> 24:52.868 Oh, my God. 24:53.785 --> 24:56.246 Oh, my God. 24:56.997 --> 24:58.832 Oh, my God. 25:01.627 --> 25:03.712 Wow. 25:07.216 --> 25:08.550 Oh, my God. 25:09.718 --> 25:11.135 Do you remember Margo? 25:11.136 --> 25:13.054 - Hi. - Margo. 25:13.055 --> 25:15.390 - Do you remember meeting her? - Yeah, you were like, three. 25:16.141 --> 25:17.517 Feels like yesterday. 25:17.518 --> 25:19.101 Now I feel old. 25:19.102 --> 25:20.187 You look fantastic. 25:21.605 --> 25:24.024 Well, I'm doing some photos later, so… 25:24.608 --> 25:25.943 Man, I lost all track. 25:26.777 --> 25:29.029 I assumed you moved to Melbourne after you and Leather… 25:29.696 --> 25:31.114 Leather is dead to me. 25:32.324 --> 25:33.659 Fair enough. 25:34.284 --> 25:36.619 So what happened? You fall off the end of the earth 25:36.620 --> 25:37.871 - or… - Oh, pretty much. 25:38.872 --> 25:40.040 I went to law school. 25:40.832 --> 25:42.083 - Say what? - Yeah. 25:42.084 --> 25:43.960 I have an office in Costa Mesa. 25:43.961 --> 25:46.421 - A nice little practice. - Jinx? Jinx. 25:48.048 --> 25:49.674 - Can we get a photo? - There we go. 25:49.675 --> 25:51.259 - Excuse me. - Go for it. 25:51.260 --> 25:52.677 - Sorry. - Hey, guys. 25:52.678 --> 25:55.471 Wow. Look at that. People love your dad. 25:55.472 --> 25:56.807 They just love him. 26:01.103 --> 26:03.397 - Thank you so much. - How about we give 'em a little show? 26:04.064 --> 26:06.483 Come on. Come on. Jericho's game. 26:07.150 --> 26:08.901 - No. I don't think so. - Yes. For old time's sake. 26:08.902 --> 26:11.154 Come on, man. Come on. 26:15.284 --> 26:18.453 Lace! Lace! Lace! 26:19.079 --> 26:20.163 Just like riding a bike. 26:20.747 --> 26:22.791 Yeah, man! He's scared! 26:27.337 --> 26:31.175 Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 26:36.763 --> 26:38.557 Jinx! 26:53.280 --> 26:55.199 Come on now. Come on, old man. 26:55.949 --> 26:57.826 Come on! 26:59.620 --> 27:00.954 Yeah! 27:04.958 --> 27:06.251 Jinx. 27:07.878 --> 27:08.962 I love you, man. 27:09.463 --> 27:10.797 Now give me a hip toss. 27:14.051 --> 27:16.552 What do you think about that? 27:16.553 --> 27:18.180 Now you can make some noise! 27:38.617 --> 27:41.702 Just block this punch. Shoot me off. I'll take care of you. 27:41.703 --> 27:43.163 Don't you dare take it easy on me. 27:54.800 --> 27:56.468 Lace! Lace! Lace! 27:57.803 --> 28:00.221 Lace! Lace! Lace! 28:00.222 --> 28:02.015 One, two, three! 28:05.018 --> 28:08.146 Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace! 28:08.730 --> 28:10.690 Okay, lover boy. You can get up now. 28:10.691 --> 28:12.817 - I actually can't. - What? 28:12.818 --> 28:15.153 I just… I can't move. 28:17.823 --> 28:19.199 Hey. 28:22.828 --> 28:25.246 He says he's fine, but he can't quite move, 28:25.247 --> 28:26.915 so they're sending us to urgent care. 28:28.375 --> 28:29.710 Anaheim somewhere. 28:30.836 --> 28:32.379 Okay. I'll call you in a bit. 28:34.840 --> 28:35.924 Dude! 28:37.092 --> 28:38.093 Jinx! 28:38.719 --> 28:39.720 Hey, Jinx! 28:41.805 --> 28:42.890 How you doing? 28:44.224 --> 28:45.225 Better. 28:45.851 --> 28:47.895 I think I was just in spasm. 28:48.478 --> 28:51.315 Listen. Come a little closer. 28:54.109 --> 28:55.401 When we get to urgent care, 28:55.402 --> 28:58.529 the doc is probably gonna ask me if I have any history with drugs. 28:58.530 --> 28:59.698 I'm just gonna say no. 29:00.407 --> 29:01.991 We can figure it out after. 29:01.992 --> 29:04.786 I can just refuse to take whatever they send me home with. 29:05.871 --> 29:07.788 I just know from my experience, 29:07.789 --> 29:10.792 as soon as you bring it up, they instantly treat you like a criminal. 29:13.253 --> 29:14.338 Okay. 29:15.255 --> 29:16.256 Also… 29:20.010 --> 29:24.932 I was so wrong to judge you before. 29:27.059 --> 29:28.476 I'm sorry. 29:28.477 --> 29:30.562 I was feeling protective of you. 29:31.313 --> 29:32.564 But what you're doing, 29:33.815 --> 29:35.317 we're all just putting on a show. 29:36.443 --> 29:37.444 Entertaining. 29:38.362 --> 29:41.448 As Lace or as Jinx. 29:42.783 --> 29:45.702 - Or as? - HungryGhost. 29:46.537 --> 29:47.788 That's what I'm calling myself. 29:49.790 --> 29:50.832 I like it. 29:53.335 --> 29:54.336 And I love you. 29:55.921 --> 29:58.173 And I'm gonna be there by your side. 29:58.882 --> 29:59.967 No matter what. 30:05.347 --> 30:08.182 The father. I know you told me to never talk to you about him, 30:08.183 --> 30:11.353 but is this young man even aware that he is a father? 30:20.404 --> 30:21.655 He… 30:22.614 --> 30:23.657 He was my teacher. 30:24.575 --> 30:25.742 I beg your pardon? 30:26.451 --> 30:28.620 My lit professor at Fullerton. 30:31.123 --> 30:32.248 Your teacher? 30:32.249 --> 30:33.667 I signed an NDA. 30:34.376 --> 30:36.210 And it means I can't go back to school. 30:36.211 --> 30:38.462 But he paid me, so it's done. 30:38.463 --> 30:40.423 Margo, he… he fucking paid you? 30:40.424 --> 30:42.258 - What are you… What are you even… - Just… 30:42.259 --> 30:44.428 - We'll just talk about this later. Okay? - Fuck. 30:45.888 --> 30:47.055 Fu… 30:52.144 --> 30:53.270 You're sure he's okay? 30:54.313 --> 30:56.230 The doctor said he's completely fine. 30:56.231 --> 30:59.275 No compromise to the spinal fusion or anything. 30:59.276 --> 31:01.737 Yes. And he's okay to walk, right? 31:02.362 --> 31:03.947 Yeah. They actually recommended walking. 31:04.531 --> 31:06.073 Basically, he just seized up. 31:06.074 --> 31:08.327 Probably more from moving boxes than wrestling. 31:08.911 --> 31:11.996 - Just keep an eye on him. - Yeah, the reason I called… 31:11.997 --> 31:13.706 I haven't got an eye on him. 31:13.707 --> 31:14.958 What? 31:15.626 --> 31:17.960 Well, he went for a walk about 20 minutes ago. 31:17.961 --> 31:19.504 - But he seemed okay. - Susie. 31:19.505 --> 31:23.674 Look, it's difficult to keep an eye on two different people. 31:23.675 --> 31:24.759 Yes, it is. 31:24.760 --> 31:27.220 One who can walk, and one who can't. 31:27.221 --> 31:28.596 Ghost, come on. 31:28.597 --> 31:30.432 - We don't got all day. - I'm coming. 31:31.183 --> 31:32.684 I'm sorry. I'll call you back. 31:33.602 --> 31:35.354 Okay. All set. 31:35.979 --> 31:37.480 I just wanna say one time, 31:37.481 --> 31:39.066 if you don't wanna do this, it's okay. 31:39.566 --> 31:41.610 It's easier to get in than it is to get out. 31:42.945 --> 31:45.738 - I want in. - Okay. 31:45.739 --> 31:49.033 Well, in that case, you need to make a TikTok and an Instagram. 31:49.034 --> 31:50.826 - I have an Instagram. - No, baby. 31:50.827 --> 31:54.163 You need to make a TikTok and an Instagram as your HungryGhost persona. 31:54.164 --> 31:55.957 Link it back to your OnlyFans, 31:55.958 --> 31:57.750 totally separate from your personal accounts. 31:57.751 --> 32:01.045 And try not to let the civs know what you're doing because they'll dox you. 32:01.046 --> 32:03.714 And destroy your life. You know, put your real identity online. 32:03.715 --> 32:05.550 - Okay. - A lot of times you're gonna get messages 32:05.551 --> 32:06.968 saying that you should kill yourself, 32:06.969 --> 32:09.679 or destroy your pussy with a cheese grater. 32:09.680 --> 32:11.931 So, just find like, a really deep well of strength 32:11.932 --> 32:13.308 and just tap in, you know? 32:14.560 --> 32:15.686 What's this? 32:16.395 --> 32:17.645 NDA and waiver. 32:17.646 --> 32:19.021 You gotta sign it. 32:19.022 --> 32:20.481 'Cause your life's about to change, girl. 32:20.482 --> 32:22.650 And if not for the better, we can't have you suing us. 32:22.651 --> 32:24.152 Just… fuck it. 32:25.612 --> 32:28.031 Now, where are you with your taco? 32:29.449 --> 32:31.784 - I beg your pardon? - Your vulva, my love. 32:31.785 --> 32:32.953 What are you charging for pics? 32:33.537 --> 32:35.079 I haven't even shown that yet. 32:35.080 --> 32:36.205 What? 32:36.206 --> 32:37.833 Zero vag pics at all? 32:38.417 --> 32:39.959 Just boobs and butt only. 32:39.960 --> 32:42.128 That's actually really good. 32:42.129 --> 32:44.046 No. Like, that's insanely good. 32:44.047 --> 32:46.799 Like, you cannot waste the vag debut. It's the biggest debut 32:46.800 --> 32:49.051 - you'll make in your life. - No, we had no idea, 32:49.052 --> 32:50.845 and we wasted ours weeks into the process. 32:50.846 --> 32:52.054 - It was just… - Dude. 32:52.055 --> 32:56.393 - Puss in the wind. - And we sold ours for like $3. Pathetic. 32:57.519 --> 32:59.520 Oh, my God. I got it. 32:59.521 --> 33:01.190 For your first vag shot, 33:01.732 --> 33:03.442 we'll make you a scary girl. 33:04.234 --> 33:07.320 - Scary girl? - Yeah. Like a sexy, scary girl 33:07.321 --> 33:09.655 like, crawling up the walls, on the ceiling 33:09.656 --> 33:10.990 and your head's flying around. 33:10.991 --> 33:14.244 And you're floating in the air like a real hungry ghost ready to chomp on a dick. 33:14.995 --> 33:16.788 Oh, my god! Like The Grudge. 33:18.332 --> 33:20.082 Yeah, yeah. Like, it's your legs open 33:20.083 --> 33:21.959 and then the hand comes out of the puss. 33:21.960 --> 33:23.753 And then there's another puss in the hand 33:23.754 --> 33:25.087 and another hand comes out of that. 33:25.088 --> 33:27.256 - And it's like, infinite puss. - I'm obsessed. 33:27.257 --> 33:29.426 - You give the best ideas. - You love it, right? 33:31.011 --> 33:33.013 You know, I'll marinate on it. 33:33.805 --> 33:36.350 Fine. Your vag, your choice, girl. 33:36.934 --> 33:40.771 Now, why don't you tell us about some of those big, world-changing ideas you got? 33:49.112 --> 33:52.115 Professor Gable. Sorry to interrupt. 33:53.700 --> 33:54.701 James Millet. 33:56.036 --> 33:57.037 Hi. 33:58.372 --> 33:59.373 How do you do? 33:59.998 --> 34:01.250 I guess I'm doing okay. 34:02.709 --> 34:05.837 As okay as a 54-year-old man who has a daughter 34:05.838 --> 34:08.090 and the last name Millet could expect to be doing. 34:12.553 --> 34:13.718 You're hurting me. 34:13.719 --> 34:15.012 What? With my handshake? 34:15.013 --> 34:17.807 A firm handshake is a sign of good character. 34:17.808 --> 34:19.934 You would be a proponent of good character, 34:19.935 --> 34:21.937 wouldn't you, Professor? 34:23.397 --> 34:26.064 I mean, if you had a kid, you would want he or she to grow up 34:26.065 --> 34:28.068 to be a person of good character. 34:28.694 --> 34:29.902 Am I right? 34:30.737 --> 34:32.322 You're really hurting me.