WEBVTT 00:02:02.456 --> 00:02:03.540 align:center How you doing, brother? 00:02:04.958 --> 00:02:06.043 align:center Never better. 00:02:20.516 --> 00:02:23.267 align:center Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave? 00:02:23.268 --> 00:02:26.103 align:center No, we got the swaddle down. Thank you. 00:02:26.104 --> 00:02:27.439 align:center Care to hold your grandson? 00:02:28.524 --> 00:02:32.569 align:center Oh, I would love to, but I should finish up packing. 00:02:33.362 --> 00:02:34.946 align:center When do I get my stitches out? 00:02:34.947 --> 00:02:36.532 align:center They'll dissolve in about a week. 00:02:37.074 --> 00:02:40.910 align:center And it'll eventually be, like, normal again? 00:02:40.911 --> 00:02:44.039 align:center No. Never. No matter how many Kegels. 00:03:00.347 --> 00:03:03.767 align:center Can you believe this? I'm going home with a baby. 00:03:04.476 --> 00:03:06.144 align:center Going home with Brody. 00:03:06.979 --> 00:03:08.396 align:center Bodhi. Bodhi. 00:03:08.397 --> 00:03:10.439 align:center B-O-D-H-I. 00:03:10.440 --> 00:03:12.149 align:center - Bodhi? Oh, I thought it was… - Bodhi. 00:03:12.150 --> 00:03:13.569 align:center Sorry, I thought it was Brody. 00:03:15.153 --> 00:03:18.155 align:center It's kinda crazy they just let you leave with him. 00:03:18.156 --> 00:03:19.991 align:center - Yeah. - Newborn human being. 00:03:19.992 --> 00:03:21.409 align:center No instruction manual. 00:03:21.410 --> 00:03:24.663 align:center No, you'll be surprised how natural it'll all come to you. 00:03:25.330 --> 00:03:27.124 align:center Did it for you when you had me? 00:03:27.875 --> 00:03:29.710 align:center Yeah, like riding a bike. 00:03:33.922 --> 00:03:36.632 align:center Last night I had this super vivid dream 00:03:36.633 --> 00:03:39.219 align:center that Dad was there while I was giving birth. 00:03:43.682 --> 00:03:45.184 align:center Well, he wasn't there, noodle. 00:04:06.955 --> 00:04:09.124 align:center I'll check in right after my shift. 00:04:10.918 --> 00:04:13.337 align:center You're really just gonna leave me alone with him? 00:04:13.837 --> 00:04:15.506 align:center You'll be fine. 00:04:19.134 --> 00:04:20.302 align:center You got this. 00:04:42.991 --> 00:04:44.076 align:center You got this. 00:04:44.952 --> 00:04:46.036 align:center Okay. 00:04:52.876 --> 00:04:55.921 align:center Hi! Hi, Bodhi. 00:04:57.089 --> 00:04:58.422 align:center He's so cute. 00:04:58.423 --> 00:05:00.800 align:center - So cute. - So cute. So… 00:05:00.801 --> 00:05:02.553 align:center He's so tiny. 00:05:03.136 --> 00:05:04.178 align:center - Hi. - Oh, my God. 00:05:04.179 --> 00:05:06.556 align:center - He's the most beautiful thing! - So precious. 00:05:06.557 --> 00:05:08.725 align:center Oh, what a miracle. 00:05:09.226 --> 00:05:10.102 align:center Miracle. 00:05:12.729 --> 00:05:15.064 align:center - He's just… He's so-- - Handsome. 00:05:15.065 --> 00:05:16.399 align:center Handsome. Exactly. 00:05:16.400 --> 00:05:18.569 align:center - And adorable. - And adorable. 00:05:20.571 --> 00:05:21.904 align:center He's probably hungry. 00:05:21.905 --> 00:05:24.657 align:center I read that babies eat every two hours. 00:05:24.658 --> 00:05:25.950 align:center I so wish I could. 00:05:25.951 --> 00:05:28.744 align:center I mean, wouldn't it be amazing if we could just snack around the clock? 00:05:28.745 --> 00:05:30.247 align:center Hey, you know the baby can hear you? 00:05:30.747 --> 00:05:32.624 align:center And every time you speak, you're making him weirder. 00:05:35.711 --> 00:05:36.795 align:center Okay. 00:05:38.422 --> 00:05:39.506 align:center Okay. 00:05:41.300 --> 00:05:42.801 align:center I'll take it. 00:05:47.139 --> 00:05:49.141 align:center You look ready. Okay. 00:05:54.354 --> 00:05:55.522 align:center Okay. 00:06:14.291 --> 00:06:16.375 align:center Maybe there's something wrong with him. 00:06:16.376 --> 00:06:17.627 align:center There's nothing wrong with him. 00:06:17.628 --> 00:06:19.587 align:center How can you just automatically know that? 00:06:19.588 --> 00:06:22.507 align:center Because I'm a doctor. I'm a pediatrician. I examined your child. 00:06:22.508 --> 00:06:24.468 align:center There's nothing wrong with him. He has colic. 00:06:45.364 --> 00:06:46.365 align:center Are you hungry? 00:06:47.908 --> 00:06:49.700 align:center Do some squats as you're holding him. 00:06:49.701 --> 00:06:51.869 align:center - I'm sorry, what? - It can help with the colic. 00:06:51.870 --> 00:06:54.497 align:center Just deep knee squats, up and down, up and down. 00:06:54.498 --> 00:06:55.749 align:center Just do it while we're talking. 00:07:13.308 --> 00:07:15.935 align:center Gotta get as much of it as I can with the diaper. 00:07:15.936 --> 00:07:18.689 align:center Kinda lift his cheeks up just to make sure that I got it all-- 00:07:20.899 --> 00:07:21.900 align:center Are you okay? 00:07:22.401 --> 00:07:23.402 align:center Are you all right? 00:07:24.528 --> 00:07:25.529 align:center I'm great. 00:07:41.295 --> 00:07:44.047 align:center Oh, my God! Baby Bodhi! 00:07:45.799 --> 00:07:48.217 align:center He's just perfect. 00:07:48.218 --> 00:07:50.970 align:center I don't know what else to say. He's perfect. 00:07:50.971 --> 00:07:52.055 align:center I know. 00:07:52.723 --> 00:07:54.975 align:center Can't even remember life without him. 00:07:57.686 --> 00:07:59.062 align:center And you're feeling okay? 00:08:01.064 --> 00:08:05.319 align:center Well, my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly. 00:08:05.944 --> 00:08:10.615 align:center The stitches dissolved from my episiotomy, so I no longer have to ice my crotch. 00:08:10.616 --> 00:08:12.117 align:center So, that's nice. 00:08:12.618 --> 00:08:15.912 align:center And I got a little something going with mood swings, 00:08:15.913 --> 00:08:21.084 align:center which could either be postpartum or self-awareness. 00:08:21.585 --> 00:08:23.045 align:center Self-awareness of what? 00:08:26.215 --> 00:08:27.633 align:center That I'm terrible at this. 00:08:29.718 --> 00:08:30.802 align:center Margo. 00:08:31.512 --> 00:08:32.513 align:center I am. 00:08:35.557 --> 00:08:41.020 align:center I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you, you know? 00:08:41.730 --> 00:08:46.318 align:center They all just harp on the "joy" and the "miracle" and "wonderful" and… 00:08:46.818 --> 00:08:51.156 align:center You know, which… and it is, it totally is. 00:08:52.574 --> 00:08:53.825 align:center But-- 00:08:55.327 --> 00:08:56.370 align:center But what? 00:08:57.371 --> 00:09:03.210 align:center But, I mean, he just re-refuses… refuses to get a good latch. 00:09:04.628 --> 00:09:07.631 align:center My nipples are so sore. 00:09:08.549 --> 00:09:11.634 align:center And after he's done with them, they don't even look like nipples. 00:09:11.635 --> 00:09:15.263 align:center They're like, more like-like-like squeezed toothpaste tubes. 00:09:15.264 --> 00:09:18.684 align:center And my areola is all white and… 00:09:20.936 --> 00:09:22.186 align:center and pinched. 00:09:22.187 --> 00:09:26.024 align:center And, I mean, he's probably cutting off my blood supply, so… 00:09:26.775 --> 00:09:30.361 align:center And he just spits them out 00:09:30.362 --> 00:09:34.240 align:center with such vicious contempt. 00:09:34.241 --> 00:09:37.870 align:center And he makes this awful clicking noise, it's like… 00:09:44.793 --> 00:09:48.297 align:center I'm sorry, but that fucking little thing won't shut up. 00:09:48.797 --> 00:09:51.090 align:center I mean, the lease prohibits us from getting a dog. 00:09:51.091 --> 00:09:53.259 align:center But having a screaming baby? 00:09:53.260 --> 00:09:55.386 align:center I think we need to extend a little more patience. 00:09:55.387 --> 00:09:56.679 align:center Oh, please. 00:09:56.680 --> 00:09:58.389 align:center Maybe she could've practiced a little more patience 00:09:58.390 --> 00:10:00.392 align:center before screwing her lit professor. 00:10:05.522 --> 00:10:08.441 align:center It has become obvious that the people in Margo's life 00:10:08.442 --> 00:10:11.195 align:center regard her as an unrelatable space alien. 00:10:13.780 --> 00:10:15.032 align:center And why shouldn't they? 00:10:15.532 --> 00:10:17.534 align:center She made the world's dumbest decision. 00:10:19.953 --> 00:10:24.041 align:center Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day. 00:10:24.541 --> 00:10:27.251 align:center As if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down 00:10:27.252 --> 00:10:29.504 align:center are a superpowered tit ooze 00:10:29.505 --> 00:10:33.008 align:center meant to produce the world's most perfect mutant baby. 00:10:34.051 --> 00:10:36.261 align:center What will the apex of his cuteness be? 00:10:38.805 --> 00:10:39.973 align:center The jury is out. 00:10:51.860 --> 00:10:53.070 align:center James. 00:10:53.737 --> 00:10:56.280 align:center Hey, so we've gone over your aftercare and so forth. 00:10:56.281 --> 00:10:59.200 align:center Your discharge plans, your follow-up appointments. 00:10:59.201 --> 00:11:00.369 align:center Over and over. 00:11:01.537 --> 00:11:04.872 align:center So, big, big reminder 00:11:04.873 --> 00:11:08.125 align:center on the importance of routine and support groups. 00:11:08.126 --> 00:11:09.461 align:center I can't overstate that. 00:11:10.671 --> 00:11:15.883 align:center And I know you've been told that once all the "kudos" and "attaboys" fade, 00:11:15.884 --> 00:11:18.636 align:center it's… the quiet that you gotta watch out for. 00:11:18.637 --> 00:11:19.971 align:center Yeah. 00:11:19.972 --> 00:11:21.515 align:center You got somebody picking you up? 00:11:22.015 --> 00:11:24.059 align:center Uber. You have Uber in New Mexico? 00:11:24.768 --> 00:11:25.769 align:center Yeah. 00:11:29.690 --> 00:11:31.608 align:center Everything good? 00:11:33.026 --> 00:11:34.778 align:center A little development. 00:11:35.320 --> 00:11:37.239 align:center Like a… a bump development? 00:11:37.990 --> 00:11:39.992 align:center Something you need to see a counselor over? 00:11:43.662 --> 00:11:45.664 align:center No. No. 00:11:49.459 --> 00:11:50.460 align:center Fuck. 00:11:53.714 --> 00:11:56.799 align:center Teaching your baby to breastfeed can be tricky. 00:11:56.800 --> 00:11:59.218 align:center But these strategies can help. 00:11:59.219 --> 00:12:02.221 align:center Hold your baby, tummy to tummy… 00:12:02.222 --> 00:12:04.557 align:center - Okay, honey. You got it. - …while you hold the teat back. 00:12:04.558 --> 00:12:06.767 align:center - You're looking for their lips… - You got it. 00:12:06.768 --> 00:12:08.270 align:center - …to turn outward like a fish. - You got it. 00:12:09.479 --> 00:12:11.356 align:center - Ensure that the teat will latch… - Fuck! 00:12:12.191 --> 00:12:13.942 align:center Keep it down in there! 00:12:14.568 --> 00:12:17.446 align:center Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop, I would? 00:12:19.406 --> 00:12:20.616 align:center What do you want me to do? 00:12:21.658 --> 00:12:22.659 align:center Go outside? 00:12:23.660 --> 00:12:24.745 align:center Fuck you! 00:12:26.872 --> 00:12:29.248 align:center I don't know why you think this is acceptable! 00:12:29.249 --> 00:12:30.917 align:center I have a midterm in biochem 00:12:30.918 --> 00:12:34.670 align:center and I know you will never understand what this night of sleep might cost me! 00:12:34.671 --> 00:12:36.631 align:center You will never get it! So, if you can't make it shut up, 00:12:36.632 --> 00:12:38.257 align:center can you take him outside? 00:12:38.258 --> 00:12:40.259 align:center - Outside? - Hey, come on, guys! 00:12:40.260 --> 00:12:44.805 align:center It is 2:00 a.m. and you want me to take my one-month baby outside? 00:12:44.806 --> 00:12:48.809 align:center It's not all about you or your baby. Are you that clueless? 00:12:48.810 --> 00:12:51.521 align:center - Hey! - I am not clueless! 00:12:51.522 --> 00:12:56.067 align:center I am well fucking aware of the magnitude of my idiocy! 00:12:56.068 --> 00:12:58.945 align:center That is your baby! Your responsibility! 00:12:58.946 --> 00:13:01.864 align:center My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam! 00:13:01.865 --> 00:13:04.243 align:center Okay! Yeah. I'll leave! 00:13:05.285 --> 00:13:07.871 align:center That's what you want? I will leave! 00:13:13.836 --> 00:13:14.878 align:center You happy now? 00:13:15.587 --> 00:13:17.840 align:center Yes, because now I'll be able to sleep! 00:14:19.484 --> 00:14:20.485 align:center Hi. 00:14:21.778 --> 00:14:22.904 align:center Hey, Mom. 00:14:22.905 --> 00:14:23.906 align:center What's the matter? 00:14:24.656 --> 00:14:26.700 align:center No, nothing's the matter. Everything's fine. 00:14:27.993 --> 00:14:29.077 align:center What's the matter? 00:14:33.081 --> 00:14:34.583 align:center I don't think I'm gonna make it. 00:14:35.918 --> 00:14:37.084 align:center Don't be ridiculous. 00:14:37.085 --> 00:14:40.171 align:center You're a mother. Mother's make it. You got this. 00:14:40.172 --> 00:14:43.424 align:center Why does everybody say that? "You got this"? 00:14:43.425 --> 00:14:45.010 align:center Because you don't have a choice. 00:14:48.388 --> 00:14:50.390 align:center I need to go back to work to make some money. 00:14:50.891 --> 00:14:54.478 align:center Which means I need a babysitter. Which I can't afford. 00:14:57.689 --> 00:15:00.609 align:center Don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask. 00:15:02.319 --> 00:15:03.320 align:center Mom? 00:15:30.973 --> 00:15:33.475 align:center Thirty minutes while we change drivers. 00:15:44.653 --> 00:15:45.654 align:center Fuck. 00:16:05.799 --> 00:16:06.967 align:center Hey, Jinx. 00:16:09.511 --> 00:16:10.512 align:center Hey. 00:16:11.180 --> 00:16:12.264 align:center What's up? 00:16:13.056 --> 00:16:14.141 align:center All right. 00:16:16.351 --> 00:16:18.269 align:center How you know Boomer? 00:16:18.270 --> 00:16:20.771 align:center Oh, I… He… No, he knows me. 00:16:20.772 --> 00:16:22.191 align:center I used to wrestle, so… 00:16:23.400 --> 00:16:25.319 align:center I never could get into that stuff. 00:16:25.944 --> 00:16:27.070 align:center It's kinda stupid. 00:16:27.863 --> 00:16:30.114 align:center - No offense. - No, none taken. 00:16:30.115 --> 00:16:31.532 align:center It's a bad job. Don't do it. 00:16:31.533 --> 00:16:32.910 align:center Okay. 00:16:36.121 --> 00:16:39.041 align:center Hey, so, is that his KZ sitting out there? That beautiful old beast? 00:16:41.084 --> 00:16:43.086 align:center Well, it looks nicer than riding the Greyhound. 00:16:44.129 --> 00:16:45.505 align:center You headed home? 00:16:45.506 --> 00:16:48.509 align:center Yeah. I got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey. 00:16:49.092 --> 00:16:50.427 align:center Got some things to sort. 00:16:51.970 --> 00:16:56.724 align:center Well, must be nice for them. Having a famous parent and all. 00:16:56.725 --> 00:17:00.395 align:center Oh, yeah, yeah. It is a very special sort of relationship. 00:17:31.218 --> 00:17:33.177 align:center Hey, bus is leaving, hotshot. 00:17:33.178 --> 00:17:34.763 align:center Thank you. Thank you very kindly. 00:17:54.908 --> 00:17:56.326 align:center Hey, excuse me, sir… 00:17:57.703 --> 00:18:01.122 align:center I've got a championship belt in here, could use a good home. 00:18:01.123 --> 00:18:02.456 align:center I could autograph it for ya, 00:18:02.457 --> 00:18:04.125 align:center could take a photo in case you wanna resell. 00:18:04.126 --> 00:18:06.837 align:center But I gotta walk out that door in exactly ten seconds. 00:18:07.713 --> 00:18:09.798 align:center How'd you like to do a little business with Jinx? 00:18:11.633 --> 00:18:12.634 align:center What? 00:18:40.162 --> 00:18:41.163 align:center Baby. 00:18:41.663 --> 00:18:43.081 align:center I keep trying to tell you he's-- 00:18:43.832 --> 00:18:44.999 align:center He doesn't like me! 00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:46.709 align:center It's just the colic, not you. 00:18:46.710 --> 00:18:49.296 align:center Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid? 00:18:51.757 --> 00:18:53.008 align:center See? You see? 00:18:53.550 --> 00:18:55.427 align:center He's just picking up on your tension. 00:18:56.512 --> 00:18:57.930 align:center He does it with me too. 00:18:58.472 --> 00:19:01.475 align:center There you go. There you go. 00:19:03.560 --> 00:19:04.686 align:center There you go. 00:19:05.229 --> 00:19:09.358 align:center So, he's just been fed, but he will get hungry. 00:19:10.984 --> 00:19:12.694 align:center Yeah. Be good for grandma. 00:19:13.320 --> 00:19:15.155 align:center No, you have to put those in the fridge. 00:19:15.739 --> 00:19:18.824 align:center It just seems so skeevy handling your milk. 00:19:18.825 --> 00:19:20.910 align:center You didn't breastfeed me, did you? 00:19:20.911 --> 00:19:21.994 align:center I tried. 00:19:21.995 --> 00:19:24.998 align:center Was it the implants? Huh? 00:19:26.041 --> 00:19:29.961 align:center No, I got some kind of infection. 00:19:29.962 --> 00:19:31.380 align:center Have you talked to Dad? 00:19:31.922 --> 00:19:32.923 align:center Why would I? 00:19:33.465 --> 00:19:36.301 align:center Well, I haven't. Not that I do, I just would've thought… 00:19:37.219 --> 00:19:39.721 align:center I'm getting a bad feeling like maybe something happened to him. 00:19:40.472 --> 00:19:43.307 align:center - What if he's dead? - God. He's not dead. 00:19:43.308 --> 00:19:44.768 align:center He's just wherever the fuck. 00:19:47.646 --> 00:19:49.648 align:center Oh, hey, you got something there. 00:19:50.148 --> 00:19:51.566 align:center Stop. 00:19:51.567 --> 00:19:55.862 align:center Kenny wants to… meet you. 00:19:55.863 --> 00:19:59.324 align:center - I've already met him. - No, only in passing and you know, he… 00:19:59.867 --> 00:20:03.911 align:center He, like, wants to meet you and get to know you, and… 00:20:03.912 --> 00:20:04.913 align:center Why? 00:20:05.664 --> 00:20:06.498 align:center I don't know. 00:20:07.916 --> 00:20:10.252 align:center What? Like a formal interview process? 00:20:11.003 --> 00:20:12.004 align:center Could be. 00:20:12.796 --> 00:20:15.047 align:center Mom. You wouldn't actually marry him, would you? 00:20:15.048 --> 00:20:17.049 align:center You bet your ass I would. 00:20:17.050 --> 00:20:18.468 align:center What? Why? 00:20:20.679 --> 00:20:24.016 align:center Because he's… everything I'm not. 00:20:24.600 --> 00:20:26.350 align:center Well, he's also cheap. 00:20:26.351 --> 00:20:29.562 align:center You really think he's gonna let you spend $400 dollars a month on face cream? 00:20:29.563 --> 00:20:31.815 align:center He doesn't have to know about the face cream. 00:20:33.233 --> 00:20:34.484 align:center Do you love him? 00:20:35.944 --> 00:20:37.946 align:center - I do. - Liar. 00:20:38.447 --> 00:20:39.948 align:center I do! 00:20:40.782 --> 00:20:41.949 align:center And I admire him. 00:20:41.950 --> 00:20:43.701 align:center Mom, he's hardly your type. 00:20:43.702 --> 00:20:46.829 align:center Yeah, well… I am finished waiting for my type. 00:20:46.830 --> 00:20:48.289 align:center I don't even want my type. 00:20:48.290 --> 00:20:50.875 align:center My type is the worst possible thing for me. 00:20:50.876 --> 00:20:54.212 align:center So… when are you free? 00:20:54.213 --> 00:20:56.923 align:center And you'll need to get a babysitter that's not me, 00:20:56.924 --> 00:20:58.759 align:center and we'll go to dinner. 00:20:59.718 --> 00:21:00.886 align:center Can't I just bring Bodhi? 00:21:04.848 --> 00:21:06.350 align:center Oh, my fucking God. 00:21:07.434 --> 00:21:08.852 align:center You haven't told him about the baby. 00:21:09.978 --> 00:21:14.232 align:center Okay, no. No. I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom! 00:21:14.233 --> 00:21:15.900 align:center I knew you were gonna be this way. 00:21:15.901 --> 00:21:19.654 align:center I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby. 00:21:19.655 --> 00:21:21.490 align:center Unbelievable! 00:21:24.368 --> 00:21:26.119 align:center Unbelievable yourself! 00:21:55.190 --> 00:21:56.191 align:center Here you go. 00:22:02.614 --> 00:22:03.740 align:center Nice to see you. 00:22:09.788 --> 00:22:11.248 align:center Margo, order's up! 00:22:12.124 --> 00:22:13.375 align:center You're the best, baby. 00:22:22.426 --> 00:22:25.929 align:center Hey, you have a visitor. Outside. 00:22:35.105 --> 00:22:36.106 align:center Mom. 00:22:36.773 --> 00:22:38.858 align:center I can't. He won't stop crying, 00:22:38.859 --> 00:22:40.568 align:center - and I just… I just can't. - What the fuck? 00:22:40.569 --> 00:22:44.322 align:center - So, you brought him here? - I tried calling, you wouldn't pick up. 00:22:44.323 --> 00:22:45.407 align:center Oh, my God. 00:22:46.158 --> 00:22:49.243 align:center I'm not meant to be a grandmother. Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother. 00:22:49.244 --> 00:22:50.746 align:center Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. 00:22:51.371 --> 00:22:52.455 align:center Mom, it's okay. 00:22:52.456 --> 00:22:54.123 align:center No, it is not okay. 00:22:54.124 --> 00:22:56.502 align:center Don't you think I know that? Even he knows that. 00:22:57.252 --> 00:23:00.004 align:center I wish I could be a better person, but I'm not! 00:23:00.005 --> 00:23:04.509 align:center And his crying nonstop, that is exactly what he is trying to say. 00:23:04.510 --> 00:23:08.597 align:center And I will not be judged. Not by him or anyone else. 00:23:10.516 --> 00:23:12.184 align:center Look at him. Look at him. 00:23:12.768 --> 00:23:15.770 align:center He deliberately is quiet when you're holding him, 00:23:15.771 --> 00:23:18.190 align:center just to make me feel worse about myself. 00:23:19.358 --> 00:23:20.943 align:center Mom, it'll be okay. 00:23:35.624 --> 00:23:36.959 align:center Oh, God. 00:23:41.171 --> 00:23:44.842 align:center I am an awful grandmother. 00:23:45.884 --> 00:23:46.927 align:center You're not. 00:23:47.511 --> 00:23:50.429 align:center Oh, stop being nice. You're being mercy-nice. 00:23:50.430 --> 00:23:51.849 align:center I will not be pitied. 00:23:52.933 --> 00:23:58.438 align:center I'm just terrible at everything, except being pretty. 00:23:59.314 --> 00:24:02.401 align:center And you excel at that. Brilliantly. 00:24:12.911 --> 00:24:14.997 align:center I'm sorry I called him a fucker. 00:24:17.332 --> 00:24:18.750 align:center You think he looks like me? 00:24:34.641 --> 00:24:36.643 align:center - I love you, noodle. - Love you. 00:24:39.062 --> 00:24:43.817 align:center Well, this is probably something you don't wanna hear under the circumstances, but… 00:24:44.443 --> 00:24:45.444 align:center But what? 00:24:46.695 --> 00:24:48.530 align:center Okay, you're fired. 00:24:50.741 --> 00:24:53.117 align:center - What? - I need someone I can count on. 00:24:53.118 --> 00:24:54.702 align:center I'll solve the childcare thing. 00:24:54.703 --> 00:24:57.330 align:center - You won't. - I won't? 00:24:57.331 --> 00:24:59.957 align:center Honey, this is your life. 00:24:59.958 --> 00:25:03.503 align:center Businesses, employers, we scrape to make it. 00:25:03.504 --> 00:25:06.464 align:center We survive because of dedicated employees-- 00:25:06.465 --> 00:25:07.799 align:center I need a job, Tess. 00:25:09.593 --> 00:25:10.677 align:center And you're my friend. 00:25:11.470 --> 00:25:14.306 align:center Yeah, and it's as your friend that I'm saying no. 00:25:15.015 --> 00:25:17.100 align:center I mean, people work remotely from home all the time. 00:25:17.684 --> 00:25:19.770 align:center Especially writers. 00:25:50.300 --> 00:25:51.301 align:center What's up? 00:25:54.638 --> 00:25:55.721 align:center Nothing's wrong. 00:25:55.722 --> 00:25:58.641 align:center In fact, it's a positive development. 00:25:58.642 --> 00:25:59.726 align:center Of sorts. 00:26:00.352 --> 00:26:03.020 align:center Oh, we wanted to let you know, we found our own place. 00:26:03.021 --> 00:26:05.857 align:center So, we'll be moving out in a week. 00:26:05.858 --> 00:26:08.443 align:center Just wanted to give you a heads up, so you could find new roommates. 00:26:09.319 --> 00:26:10.696 align:center Are you kidding me? 00:26:12.406 --> 00:26:13.489 align:center Did you know about this? 00:26:13.490 --> 00:26:14.825 align:center I just found out. 00:26:17.911 --> 00:26:19.620 align:center A little notice might have been nice. 00:26:19.621 --> 00:26:20.998 align:center It came up pretty quickly. 00:26:21.915 --> 00:26:25.961 align:center And of course, we can still be friends and all of that and… 00:26:27.379 --> 00:26:28.380 align:center Okay. 00:26:44.021 --> 00:26:46.606 align:center Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 00:26:46.607 --> 00:26:51.153 align:center They say it's not about how you fall, but how you get back up. 00:26:53.322 --> 00:26:56.032 align:center Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 00:26:56.033 --> 00:26:57.034 align:center Bullshit. 00:26:57.910 --> 00:27:00.162 align:center It's not just about popping back up. 00:27:01.455 --> 00:27:05.417 align:center It's about beating the shit outta whoever knocked you down! 00:27:07.336 --> 00:27:08.836 align:center That's what character is! 00:27:08.837 --> 00:27:11.048 align:center You bash the other guy's guts out. 00:27:11.757 --> 00:27:13.717 align:center You turn him into goo. 00:27:40.661 --> 00:27:41.662 align:center Professor. 00:27:43.288 --> 00:27:44.289 align:center Come in. 00:27:50.796 --> 00:27:53.215 align:center Mark, meet Bodhi. 00:27:54.007 --> 00:27:56.093 align:center Bodhi, meet Mark. 00:27:56.885 --> 00:27:58.178 align:center Well, this has become very real. 00:27:58.762 --> 00:28:01.765 align:center Oh, he's super real. 00:28:02.766 --> 00:28:07.187 align:center Though I would imagine far less interesting than if he were fictional. 00:28:15.654 --> 00:28:16.822 align:center Hello, little guy. 00:28:18.323 --> 00:28:23.328 align:center Wow, Margo, he's really beautiful, isn't he? 00:28:25.831 --> 00:28:27.666 align:center I cannot afford a babysitter. 00:28:28.792 --> 00:28:32.796 align:center Not being able to afford a babysitter makes it difficult to work. 00:28:33.338 --> 00:28:35.215 align:center Hence, I lost my job. 00:28:35.924 --> 00:28:39.051 align:center Two of my roommates just moved out, so my portion of the rent 00:28:39.052 --> 00:28:42.389 align:center has now increased by over a thousand dollars per month. 00:28:43.348 --> 00:28:47.935 align:center I would rather snorkel in my own vomit than come to you begging for money, 00:28:47.936 --> 00:28:51.064 align:center so instead I've come to demand it. 00:28:52.274 --> 00:28:54.109 align:center I need $3,000. 00:28:55.485 --> 00:28:57.070 align:center You're going to give it to me. 00:28:59.448 --> 00:29:00.782 align:center Do you think I'm that liquid? 00:29:05.412 --> 00:29:09.416 align:center You will give me $3,000. 00:29:29.895 --> 00:29:31.270 align:center What did he say? 00:29:31.271 --> 00:29:33.523 align:center I just left before he could respond. 00:29:33.524 --> 00:29:34.525 align:center No. 00:29:35.025 --> 00:29:36.609 align:center I just… I don't know, 00:29:36.610 --> 00:29:39.570 align:center I started to feel sorry for him and, you know, 00:29:39.571 --> 00:29:42.406 align:center I could see his face start to contort and I didn't wanna soften, 00:29:42.407 --> 00:29:44.575 align:center and him to try to negotiate me down. 00:29:44.576 --> 00:29:46.494 align:center I must say, I'm impressed. 00:29:46.495 --> 00:29:48.454 align:center And where's Bodhi? I thought you were bringing him. 00:29:48.455 --> 00:29:49.622 align:center Susie's watching him. 00:29:49.623 --> 00:29:52.792 align:center So there, progress on the babysitting front too. 00:29:52.793 --> 00:29:55.128 align:center - Listen. What are you wearing? - Progress all around. 00:29:55.963 --> 00:29:58.465 align:center - Very nice. Okay. - Thank you. Okay. 00:29:59.299 --> 00:30:04.555 align:center Oh, my God. Just looking at the menu, my mouth is flooding with saliva. 00:30:05.055 --> 00:30:06.306 align:center Are we getting appetizers? 00:30:07.307 --> 00:30:09.434 align:center - Well… - The thing about nursing, 00:30:09.935 --> 00:30:11.477 align:center I'm constantly starved. 00:30:11.478 --> 00:30:14.480 align:center Margo, I want you know to know this meal is my treat. 00:30:14.481 --> 00:30:19.277 align:center And you're free to order whatever you like, no expense spared. 00:30:19.278 --> 00:30:20.778 align:center We don't need an appetizer. 00:30:20.779 --> 00:30:21.904 align:center Well, maybe you don't. 00:30:21.905 --> 00:30:23.866 align:center You're about to order a margarita the size of your head. 00:30:24.449 --> 00:30:25.450 align:center But I need one. 00:30:26.076 --> 00:30:27.744 align:center You know I don't drink. 00:30:35.210 --> 00:30:37.295 align:center - Susan? - No. 00:30:37.296 --> 00:30:39.047 align:center Maybe it's the pediatrician's office. 00:30:39.631 --> 00:30:40.674 align:center Just hold on. 00:30:41.258 --> 00:30:42.843 align:center Order me nachos. 00:30:44.845 --> 00:30:46.095 align:center Hello? 00:30:46.096 --> 00:30:48.139 align:center - Is this Margo Millet? - Speaking. 00:30:48.140 --> 00:30:49.516 align:center Elizabeth Gable calling. 00:30:50.726 --> 00:30:51.809 align:center Elizabeth? 00:30:51.810 --> 00:30:53.227 align:center Gable. As in the mother. 00:30:53.228 --> 00:30:54.229 align:center His. 00:30:55.689 --> 00:30:57.148 align:center Hello. 00:30:57.149 --> 00:31:00.485 align:center I thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands. 00:31:01.612 --> 00:31:03.279 align:center What do you mean a meeting? 00:31:03.280 --> 00:31:07.158 align:center A meeting, where two or more people get together 00:31:07.159 --> 00:31:08.619 align:center by chance or arrangement. 00:31:09.661 --> 00:31:13.165 align:center Mark has given me your contacts. I will email you an address. 00:31:13.916 --> 00:31:15.041 align:center Is this a joke? 00:31:15.042 --> 00:31:16.125 align:center A joke? 00:31:16.126 --> 00:31:19.213 align:center You find extortion funny? I don't. 00:31:19.838 --> 00:31:22.381 align:center I'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow. 00:31:22.382 --> 00:31:23.592 align:center It would be best. 00:31:27.930 --> 00:31:28.931 align:center You okay? 00:31:29.556 --> 00:31:30.557 align:center I'm fine. 00:31:31.266 --> 00:31:32.558 align:center You don't look fine. 00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:33.852 align:center Well, I am. 00:31:34.645 --> 00:31:38.481 align:center So, Mom says you're a big deal in the church. 00:31:38.482 --> 00:31:41.943 align:center Well, I'm the president and the youth ministry director. 00:31:41.944 --> 00:31:43.194 align:center That's really cool. 00:31:43.195 --> 00:31:48.282 align:center They have really good programs like plays and stuff. 00:31:48.283 --> 00:31:49.450 align:center Yeah… 00:31:49.451 --> 00:31:52.161 align:center - They even put on… - Rent. 00:31:52.162 --> 00:31:53.120 align:center - Rent. - Rent. 00:31:53.121 --> 00:31:55.958 align:center Yeah, we're much more liberal than we're given credit for. 00:31:57.125 --> 00:32:01.170 align:center Which is why it was so silly for Shyanne to think that I would judge you 00:32:01.171 --> 00:32:02.840 align:center for having a baby out of wedlock. 00:32:05.634 --> 00:32:07.552 align:center You know, most people these days, 00:32:07.553 --> 00:32:12.390 align:center they just don't wanna accept any consequences for, you know, their actions. 00:32:12.391 --> 00:32:15.769 align:center A lot of girls in your situation they would have cried rape. 00:32:16.645 --> 00:32:19.689 align:center They would've… you know, said, "Well, he was my professor. 00:32:19.690 --> 00:32:22.108 align:center He should've done this or he shouldn't have done that." 00:32:22.109 --> 00:32:26.070 align:center And… My point is that we're all fallen creatures. 00:32:26.071 --> 00:32:30.951 align:center The real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost. 00:32:35.998 --> 00:32:37.499 align:center - Right. - Yeah? 00:32:38.625 --> 00:32:40.669 align:center See? I told you we would get along. 00:32:41.170 --> 00:32:45.007 align:center Which is actually why I wanted to ask you to this dinner, 00:32:46.633 --> 00:32:47.634 align:center tonight… 00:32:48.886 --> 00:32:51.930 align:center I'd like to ask for your blessing, Margo. 00:32:52.931 --> 00:32:55.684 align:center I would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage. 00:32:59.521 --> 00:33:00.522 align:center Yeah. 00:33:03.400 --> 00:33:05.027 align:center So, we have… So we have your blessing? 00:33:06.695 --> 00:33:09.489 align:center - Yeah. Of course. - Yeah? Okay. 00:33:12.910 --> 00:33:14.452 align:center Oh, wow! 00:33:14.453 --> 00:33:15.536 align:center What? 00:33:15.537 --> 00:33:16.538 align:center Shyanne. 00:33:18.081 --> 00:33:21.751 align:center You are the most beautiful wo… beautiful woman I have ever met. 00:33:21.752 --> 00:33:23.669 align:center Yes! Yes! I say yes! 00:33:23.670 --> 00:33:25.506 align:center You gotta let me finish. 00:33:28.091 --> 00:33:33.096 align:center I would be honored if I could be the boring to your beautiful, 00:33:33.805 --> 00:33:37.893 align:center the strong to your delicate, 00:33:38.477 --> 00:33:40.145 align:center the serious to your silly. 00:33:40.896 --> 00:33:43.065 align:center Shyanne, will you be my wife? 00:33:44.233 --> 00:33:45.484 align:center Yes. 00:33:46.777 --> 00:33:47.778 align:center Okay. 00:33:48.820 --> 00:33:49.904 align:center Okay. 00:33:49.905 --> 00:33:51.072 align:center Hey, everyone. 00:33:51.073 --> 00:33:52.950 align:center Let's give a big Applebee's cheer to the happy couple! 00:34:05.379 --> 00:34:07.463 align:center It was actually quite beautiful. 00:34:07.464 --> 00:34:09.216 align:center And romantic. 00:34:09.925 --> 00:34:11.927 align:center Maybe it's even possible she really loves him. 00:34:12.761 --> 00:34:14.095 align:center That's very affirming. 00:34:14.096 --> 00:34:16.848 align:center I always find it so moving when love works out in real life, 00:34:16.849 --> 00:34:19.684 align:center as opposed to just books and movies. 00:34:19.685 --> 00:34:20.686 align:center Yeah. 00:34:23.021 --> 00:34:25.314 align:center Is that cabbage really working? 00:34:25.315 --> 00:34:27.943 align:center I think so. It's supposed to help with inflammation. 00:34:28.652 --> 00:34:32.613 align:center And I gotta cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow 00:34:32.614 --> 00:34:33.782 align:center to meet Mark's mom. 00:34:34.283 --> 00:34:35.241 align:center Yikes. 00:34:35.242 --> 00:34:37.077 align:center Yeah. Yikes indeed. 00:34:43.250 --> 00:34:44.251 align:center What? 00:34:45.878 --> 00:34:48.796 align:center Look, I've never brought you into this part of my life, 00:34:48.797 --> 00:34:51.884 align:center but now the girls are gone, I feel comfortable saying that… 00:34:53.260 --> 00:34:54.303 align:center I'm into cosplay. 00:34:54.887 --> 00:34:56.054 align:center Very into it. 00:34:56.679 --> 00:34:57.848 align:center I'm a cosplayer. 00:35:00.267 --> 00:35:01.685 align:center Yeah, I figured. 00:35:02.227 --> 00:35:03.604 align:center Anyway, 00:35:04.229 --> 00:35:07.983 align:center if you ever wanna model some looks, I think you'd be a natural. 00:35:09.193 --> 00:35:12.820 align:center Oh, okay. Thank you. 00:35:12.821 --> 00:35:14.323 align:center Just think about it. 00:35:15.490 --> 00:35:17.242 align:center I will. I promise. 00:35:30.339 --> 00:35:32.090 align:center God, at this hour? 00:35:32.716 --> 00:35:33.800 align:center What now? 00:35:34.301 --> 00:35:38.013 align:center Like, seriously, what the fuck now? 00:35:48.941 --> 00:35:49.942 align:center Dad. 00:35:51.860 --> 00:35:52.861 align:center Hey, baby. 00:35:55.906 --> 00:35:57.407 align:center Thought you might be dead.