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How you doing, brother?

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Never better.

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Would you like another lesson
on the swaddle before you leave?

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No, we got the swaddle down. Thank you.

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Care to hold your grandson?

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Oh, I would love to,
but I should finish up packing.

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When do I get my stitches out?

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They'll dissolve in about a week.

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And it'll eventually be, like,
normal again?

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No. Never. No matter how many Kegels.

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Can you believe this?
I'm going home with a baby.

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Going home with Brody.

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Bodhi. Bodhi.

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B-O-D-H-I.

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- Bodhi? Oh, I thought it was…
- Bodhi.

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Sorry, I thought it was Brody.

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It's kinda crazy
they just let you leave with him.

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- Yeah.
- Newborn human being.

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No instruction manual.

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No, you'll be surprised
how natural it'll all come to you.

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Did it for you when you had me?

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Yeah, like riding a bike.

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Last night I had this super vivid dream

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that Dad was there
while I was giving birth.

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Well, he wasn't there, noodle.

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I'll check in right after my shift.

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You're really just
gonna leave me alone with him?

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You'll be fine.

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You got this.

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You got this.

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Okay.

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Hi! Hi, Bodhi.

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He's so cute.

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- So cute.
- So cute. So…

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He's so tiny.

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- Hi.
- Oh, my God.

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- He's the most beautiful thing!
- So precious.

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Oh, what a miracle.

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Miracle.

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- He's just… He's so--
- Handsome.

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Handsome. Exactly.

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- And adorable.
- And adorable.

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He's probably hungry.

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I read that babies eat every two hours.

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I so wish I could.

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I mean, wouldn't it be amazing
if we could just snack around the clock?

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Hey, you know the baby can hear you?

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And every time you speak,
you're making him weirder.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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I'll take it.

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You look ready. Okay.

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Okay.

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Maybe there's something wrong with him.

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There's nothing wrong with him.

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How can you just automatically know that?

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Because I'm a doctor. I'm a pediatrician.
I examined your child.

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There's nothing wrong with him.
He has colic.

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Are you hungry?

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Do some squats as you're holding him.

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- I'm sorry, what?
- It can help with the colic.

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Just deep knee squats,
up and down, up and down.

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Just do it while we're talking.

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Gotta get as much of it as I can
with the diaper.

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Kinda lift his cheeks up just to
make sure that I got it all--

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Are you okay?

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Are you all right?

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I'm great.

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Oh, my God! Baby Bodhi!

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He's just perfect.

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I don't know what else to say.
He's perfect.

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I know.

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Can't even remember life without him.

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And you're feeling okay?

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Well, my tits are becoming
a bit otherworldly.

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The stitches dissolved from my episiotomy,
so I no longer have to ice my crotch.

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So, that's nice.

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And I got a little something going
with mood swings,

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which could either be postpartum
or self-awareness.

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Self-awareness of what?

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That I'm terrible at this.

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Margo.

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I am.

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I'm beginning to realize that nobody
is totally straight with you, you know?

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They all just harp on the "joy"
and the "miracle" and "wonderful" and…

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You know, which… and it is, it totally is.

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But--

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But what?

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But, I mean, he just re-refuses…
refuses to get a good latch.

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My nipples are so sore.

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And after he's done with them,
they don't even look like nipples.

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They're like, more like-like-like
squeezed toothpaste tubes.

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And my areola is all white and…

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and pinched.

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And, I mean, he's probably
cutting off my blood supply, so…

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And he just spits them out

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with such vicious contempt.

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And he makes this awful clicking noise,
it's like…

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I'm sorry, but that fucking little thing
won't shut up.

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I mean, the lease prohibits us
from getting a dog.

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But having a screaming baby?

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I think we need to extend
a little more patience.

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Oh, please.

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Maybe she could've practiced
a little more patience

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before screwing her lit professor.

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It has become obvious
that the people in Margo's life

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regard her as an unrelatable space alien.

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And why shouldn't they?

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She made the world's dumbest decision.

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Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow
getting cuter by the day.

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As if the nutrients
he occasionally sucks down

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are a superpowered tit ooze

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meant to produce
the world's most perfect mutant baby.

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What will the apex of his cuteness be?

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The jury is out.

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James.

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Hey, so we've gone over
your aftercare and so forth.

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Your discharge plans,
your follow-up appointments.

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Over and over.

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So, big, big reminder

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on the importance
of routine and support groups.

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I can't overstate that.

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And I know you've been told that once
all the "kudos" and "attaboys" fade,

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it's… the quiet
that you gotta watch out for.

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Yeah.

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You got somebody picking you up?

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Uber. You have Uber in New Mexico?

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Yeah.

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Everything good?

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A little development.

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Like a… a bump development?

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Something you need
to see a counselor over?

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No. No.

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Fuck.

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Teaching your baby
to breastfeed can be tricky.

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But these strategies can help.

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Hold your baby, tummy to tummy…

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- Okay, honey. You got it.
- …while you hold the teat back.

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- You're looking for their lips…
- You got it.

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- …to turn outward like a fish.
- You got it.

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- Ensure that the teat will latch…
- Fuck!

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Keep it down in there!

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Don't you think if I knew
how to make him stop, I would?

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What do you want me to do?

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Go outside?

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Fuck you!

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I don't know why you think
this is acceptable!

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I have a midterm in biochem

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and I know you will never understand
what this night of sleep might cost me!

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You will never get it!
So, if you can't make it shut up,

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can you take him outside?

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- Outside?
- Hey, come on, guys!

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It is 2:00 a.m. and you want me
to take my one-month baby outside?

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It's not all about you or your baby.
Are you that clueless?

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- Hey!
- I am not clueless!

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I am well fucking aware
of the magnitude of my idiocy!

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That is your baby! Your responsibility!

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My responsibility
is to pass my biochem exam!

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Okay! Yeah. I'll leave!

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That's what you want? I will leave!

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You happy now?

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Yes, because now I'll be able to sleep!

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Hi.

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Hey, Mom.

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What's the matter?

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No, nothing's the matter.
Everything's fine.

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What's the matter?

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I don't think I'm gonna make it.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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You're a mother. Mother's make it.
You got this.

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Why does everybody say that?
"You got this"?

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Because you don't have a choice.

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I need to go back to work
to make some money.

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Which means I need a babysitter.
Which I can't afford.

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Don't even think about asking me
what you're about to ask.

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Mom?

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Thirty minutes while we change drivers.

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Fuck.

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Hey, Jinx.

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Hey.

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What's up?

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All right.

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How you know Boomer?

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Oh, I… He… No, he knows me.

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I used to wrestle, so…

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I never could get into that stuff.

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It's kinda stupid.

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- No offense.
- No, none taken.

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It's a bad job. Don't do it.

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Okay.

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Hey, so, is that his KZ sitting out there?
That beautiful old beast?

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Well, it looks nicer
than riding the Greyhound.

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You headed home?

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Yeah. I got an ex-wife and kids
back in Jersey.

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Got some things to sort.

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Well, must be nice for them.
Having a famous parent and all.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.
It is a very special sort of relationship.

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Hey, bus is leaving, hotshot.

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Thank you. Thank you very kindly.

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Hey, excuse me, sir…

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I've got a championship belt in here,
could use a good home.

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I could autograph it for ya,

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could take a photo
in case you wanna resell.

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But I gotta walk out that door
in exactly ten seconds.

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How'd you like to do a little
business with Jinx?

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What?

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Baby.

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I keep trying to tell you he's--

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He doesn't like me!

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It's just the colic, not you.

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Maybe try holding him less,
you know, rigid?

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See? You see?

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He's just picking up on your tension.

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He does it with me too.

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There you go. There you go.

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There you go.

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So, he's just been fed,
but he will get hungry.

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Yeah. Be good for grandma.

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No, you have to put those in the fridge.

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It just seems so skeevy
handling your milk.

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You didn't breastfeed me, did you?

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I tried.

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Was it the implants? Huh?

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No, I got some kind of infection.

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Have you talked to Dad?

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Why would I?

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Well, I haven't.
Not that I do, I just would've thought…

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I'm getting a bad feeling
like maybe something happened to him.

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- What if he's dead?
- God. He's not dead.

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He's just wherever the fuck.

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Oh, hey, you got something there.

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Stop.

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Kenny wants to… meet you.

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- I've already met him.
- No, only in passing and you know, he…

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He, like, wants to meet you
and get to know you, and…

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Why?

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I don't know.

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What? Like a formal interview process?

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Could be.

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Mom. You wouldn't actually marry him,
would you?

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You bet your ass I would.

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What? Why?

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Because he's… everything I'm not.

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Well, he's also cheap.

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You really think he's gonna let you spend
$400 dollars a month on face cream?

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He doesn't have to know
about the face cream.

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Do you love him?

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- I do.
- Liar.

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I do!

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And I admire him.

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Mom, he's hardly your type.

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Yeah, well…
I am finished waiting for my type.

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I don't even want my type.

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My type is
the worst possible thing for me.

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So… when are you free?

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And you'll need to get a babysitter
that's not me,

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and we'll go to dinner.

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Can't I just bring Bodhi?

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Oh, my fucking God.

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You haven't told him about the baby.

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Okay, no. No. I'm not pretending
that I don't have a child, Mom!

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I knew you were gonna be this way.

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I will go to dinner with Kenny
when you tell him that I have a baby.

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Unbelievable!

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Unbelievable yourself!

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Here you go.

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Nice to see you.

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Margo, order's up!

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You're the best, baby.

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Hey, you have a visitor. Outside.

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Mom.

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I can't. He won't stop crying,

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- and I just… I just can't.
- What the fuck?

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- So, you brought him here?
- I tried calling, you wouldn't pick up.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm not meant to be a grandmother.
Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother.

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Fucker. Fucker. Fucker.

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Mom, it's okay.

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No, it is not okay.

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Don't you think I know that?
Even he knows that.

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I wish I could be a better person,
but I'm not!

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And his crying nonstop,
that is exactly what he is trying to say.

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And I will not be judged.
Not by him or anyone else.

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Look at him. Look at him.

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He deliberately is quiet
when you're holding him,

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just to make me feel worse about myself.

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Mom, it'll be okay.

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Oh, God.

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I am an awful grandmother.

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You're not.

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Oh, stop being nice.
You're being mercy-nice.

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I will not be pitied.

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I'm just terrible at everything,
except being pretty.

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And you excel at that. Brilliantly.

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I'm sorry I called him a fucker.

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You think he looks like me?

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- I love you, noodle.
- Love you.

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Well, this is probably something you don't
wanna hear under the circumstances, but…

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But what?

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Okay, you're fired.

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- What?
- I need someone I can count on.

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I'll solve the childcare thing.

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- You won't.
- I won't?

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Honey, this is your life.

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Businesses, employers,
we scrape to make it.

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We survive because
of dedicated employees--

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I need a job, Tess.

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And you're my friend.

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Yeah, and it's as your friend
that I'm saying no.

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I mean, people work remotely from home
all the time.

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Especially writers.

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What's up?

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Nothing's wrong.

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In fact, it's a positive development.

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Of sorts.

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Oh, we wanted to let you know,
we found our own place.

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So, we'll be moving out in a week.

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Just wanted to give you a heads up,
so you could find new roommates.

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Are you kidding me?

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Did you know about this?

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I just found out.

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A little notice might have been nice.

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It came up pretty quickly.

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And of course, we can still be friends
and all of that and…

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Okay.

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Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!

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They say it's not about how you fall,
but how you get back up.

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Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!

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Bullshit.

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It's not just about popping back up.

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It's about beating the shit outta
whoever knocked you down!

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That's what character is!

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You bash the other guy's guts out.

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You turn him into goo.

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Professor.

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Come in.

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Mark, meet Bodhi.

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Bodhi, meet Mark.

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Well, this has become very real.

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Oh, he's super real.

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Though I would imagine far less
interesting than if he were fictional.

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Hello, little guy.

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Wow, Margo,
he's really beautiful, isn't he?

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I cannot afford a babysitter.

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Not being able to afford a babysitter
makes it difficult to work.

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Hence, I lost my job.

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Two of my roommates just moved out,
so my portion of the rent

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has now increased
by over a thousand dollars per month.

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I would rather snorkel in my own vomit
than come to you begging for money,

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so instead I've come to demand it.

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I need $3,000.

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You're going to give it to me.

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Do you think I'm that liquid?

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You will give me $3,000.

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What did he say?

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I just left before he could respond.

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No.

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I just… I don't know,

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I started to feel sorry for him
and, you know,

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I could see his face start to contort
and I didn't wanna soften,

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and him to try to negotiate me down.

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I must say, I'm impressed.

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And where's Bodhi?
I thought you were bringing him.

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Susie's watching him.

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So there,
progress on the babysitting front too.

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- Listen. What are you wearing?
- Progress all around.

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- Very nice. Okay.
- Thank you. Okay.

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Oh, my God. Just looking at the menu,
my mouth is flooding with saliva.

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Are we getting appetizers?

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- Well…
- The thing about nursing,

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I'm constantly starved.

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Margo, I want you know to know
this meal is my treat.

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And you're free to order whatever
you like, no expense spared.

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We don't need an appetizer.

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Well, maybe you don't.

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You're about to order a margarita
the size of your head.

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But I need one.

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You know I don't drink.

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- Susan?
- No.

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Maybe it's the pediatrician's office.

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Just hold on.

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Order me nachos.

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Hello?

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- Is this Margo Millet?
- Speaking.

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Elizabeth Gable calling.

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Elizabeth?

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Gable. As in the mother.

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His.

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Hello.

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I thought we might schedule a meeting
to discuss your demands.

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What do you mean a meeting?

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A meeting, where two or more people
get together

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by chance or arrangement.

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Mark has given me your contacts.
I will email you an address.

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Is this a joke?

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A joke?

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You find extortion funny? I don't.

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I'm hoping that we can meet
and resolve this tomorrow.

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It would be best.

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You okay?

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I'm fine.

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You don't look fine.

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Well, I am.

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So, Mom says
you're a big deal in the church.

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Well, I'm the president
and the youth ministry director.

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That's really cool.

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They have really good programs
like plays and stuff.

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Yeah…

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- They even put on…
- Rent.

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- Rent.
- Rent.

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Yeah, we're much more liberal
than we're given credit for.

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Which is why it was so silly for Shyanne
to think that I would judge you

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for having a baby out of wedlock.

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You know, most people these days,

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they just don't wanna accept any
consequences for, you know, their actions.

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A lot of girls in your situation
they would have cried rape.

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They would've… you know,
said, "Well, he was my professor.

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He should've done this
or he shouldn't have done that."

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And… My point is
that we're all fallen creatures.

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The real test is what we do
when those chickens come home to roost.

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- Right.
- Yeah?

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See? I told you we would get along.

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Which is actually why I wanted
to ask you to this dinner,

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tonight…

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I'd like to ask for your blessing, Margo.

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I would like to ask
for your mother's hand in marriage.

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Yeah.

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So, we have… So we have your blessing?

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- Yeah. Of course.
- Yeah? Okay.

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Oh, wow!

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What?

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Shyanne.

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You are the most beautiful wo…
beautiful woman I have ever met.

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Yes! Yes! I say yes!

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You gotta let me finish.

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I would be honored if
I could be the boring to your beautiful,

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the strong to your delicate,

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the serious to your silly.

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Shyanne, will you be my wife?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Hey, everyone.

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Let's give a big Applebee's cheer
to the happy couple!

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It was actually quite beautiful.

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And romantic.

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Maybe it's even possible
she really loves him.

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That's very affirming.

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I always find it so moving
when love works out in real life,

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as opposed to just books and movies.

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Yeah.

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Is that cabbage really working?

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I think so.
It's supposed to help with inflammation.

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And I gotta cram these milk bags
into a respectable outfit tomorrow

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to meet Mark's mom.

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Yikes.

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Yeah. Yikes indeed.

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What?

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Look, I've never brought you
into this part of my life,

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but now the girls are gone,
I feel comfortable saying that…

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I'm into cosplay.

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Very into it.

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I'm a cosplayer.

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Yeah, I figured.

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Anyway,

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if you ever wanna model some looks,
I think you'd be a natural.

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Oh, okay. Thank you.

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Just think about it.

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I will. I promise.

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God, at this hour?

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What now?

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Like, seriously, what the fuck now?

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Dad.

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Hey, baby.

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Thought you might be dead.
