WEBVTT 00:01:22.291 --> 00:01:25.335 align:center We have Mr. Incognito, 00:01:26.461 --> 00:01:28.296 align:center Mr. Fancy Pants. 00:01:28.297 --> 00:01:30.006 align:center Who could possibly win? 00:01:30.007 --> 00:01:32.508 align:center When Margo was little, she played with dolls 00:01:32.509 --> 00:01:34.802 align:center - and practiced her make-believe… - I'll destroy you. 00:01:34.803 --> 00:01:36.888 align:center - …with a vengeance. - That's what you think, punk. 00:01:36.889 --> 00:01:38.723 align:center You're a dead man. 00:01:38.724 --> 00:01:40.642 align:center Try me, loser. 00:01:41.894 --> 00:01:43.019 align:center Die! 00:01:43.020 --> 00:01:45.189 align:center Kill and crush! 00:01:45.772 --> 00:01:49.192 align:center An only child needs to develop a complex inner world, 00:01:49.193 --> 00:01:51.694 align:center and this one could pretend just about anything. 00:01:51.695 --> 00:01:54.780 align:center …and they're still down, and they're fighting. 00:01:54.781 --> 00:01:57.826 align:center Eventually, her imagination became her playmate. 00:01:58.785 --> 00:02:02.122 align:center Entire alien worlds bloomed inside her head. 00:02:02.915 --> 00:02:04.333 align:center Lives she never lived. 00:02:04.917 --> 00:02:06.710 align:center Impossible possibilities. 00:02:07.419 --> 00:02:09.128 align:center Sometimes she wondered if this was a curse. 00:02:10.839 --> 00:02:15.302 align:center Was her father's carny lifestyle and career as a fabulist in her blood? 00:02:21.183 --> 00:02:24.353 align:center Or was she just trying to avoid reality by rewriting it? 00:02:34.988 --> 00:02:39.867 align:center The beginning of a story, when you start to read it, is like a first date. 00:02:39.868 --> 00:02:43.247 align:center You hope that from the opening lines, the magic will happen, 00:02:43.747 --> 00:02:46.749 align:center and that you will sink into the narrative like a hot bath, 00:02:46.750 --> 00:02:48.877 align:center giving yourself over entirely. 00:02:50.587 --> 00:02:53.840 align:center That's what you want, for the author to come right up to you 00:02:53.841 --> 00:02:55.467 align:center in the dark of your twisted mind 00:02:56.301 --> 00:02:58.387 align:center and kiss you on the throat. 00:03:01.974 --> 00:03:02.975 align:center Ms. Millet. 00:03:04.852 --> 00:03:06.228 align:center Can you hold back a second? 00:03:09.273 --> 00:03:10.524 align:center Did I write it? 00:03:11.108 --> 00:03:12.358 align:center Of course I wrote it. 00:03:12.359 --> 00:03:14.111 align:center I do not plagiarize. 00:03:14.611 --> 00:03:16.028 align:center I wrote that. 00:03:16.029 --> 00:03:17.447 align:center Okay, then, my… 00:03:18.323 --> 00:03:21.201 align:center my second question is why are you here? 00:03:25.163 --> 00:03:26.415 align:center This paper is excellent. 00:03:26.915 --> 00:03:29.375 align:center Why are you at Fullerton College? You can go anywhere. 00:03:29.376 --> 00:03:31.420 align:center Yeah, right. Like Harvard? 00:03:32.087 --> 00:03:33.380 align:center Yes, like Harvard. 00:03:34.089 --> 00:03:36.632 align:center I don't think they let you in there for writing a good English paper. 00:03:36.633 --> 00:03:39.052 align:center That is exactly why they let you in. 00:03:46.185 --> 00:03:47.477 align:center I'm meeting him for coffee. 00:03:48.103 --> 00:03:49.312 align:center I'm sorry, what? 00:03:49.313 --> 00:03:50.521 align:center - Why? - Well… 00:03:50.522 --> 00:03:53.107 align:center Margo, if a professor asks a student to get coffee, 00:03:53.108 --> 00:03:54.693 align:center it's because he wants to fuck her. 00:03:55.277 --> 00:03:56.444 align:center They've actually done studies. 00:03:56.445 --> 00:03:59.030 align:center - He's married. - Oh, gee, then. 00:03:59.031 --> 00:04:01.824 align:center I want to get coffee with him, okay? 00:04:01.825 --> 00:04:03.118 align:center Why? Is he cute? 00:04:03.619 --> 00:04:05.704 align:center He thinks my writing is brilliant. 00:04:06.830 --> 00:04:09.457 align:center - And he meant it. - Okay. Do you not see the irony here? 00:04:09.458 --> 00:04:12.126 align:center He wows you with, "The characters in books are not real. 00:04:12.127 --> 00:04:15.129 align:center It's why the reader falls for them," and now here you are falling for him, 00:04:15.130 --> 00:04:16.338 align:center who's equally unreal. 00:04:16.339 --> 00:04:19.133 align:center In fact just the title "professor" makes him mysteriously nonhuman 00:04:19.134 --> 00:04:21.761 align:center - in your eyes. - Can you for once not analyze me? 00:04:21.762 --> 00:04:24.388 align:center I don't need to analyze you. I know you. 00:04:24.389 --> 00:04:26.642 align:center And you're probably a character in a book for him too. 00:04:27.392 --> 00:04:28.976 align:center One with sticky pages. 00:04:28.977 --> 00:04:30.394 align:center Don't be gross. 00:04:30.395 --> 00:04:31.687 align:center I'm being your mother. 00:04:31.688 --> 00:04:33.439 align:center Do I need to call your mother? 00:04:33.440 --> 00:04:36.068 align:center I'm not gonna sleep with the guy, okay? 00:04:37.986 --> 00:04:39.154 align:center I'm not. 00:04:39.988 --> 00:04:42.199 align:center It's possible that I might be a leg man. 00:04:44.535 --> 00:04:47.828 align:center I always thought I was a forearm man because of this little nook 00:04:47.829 --> 00:04:50.332 align:center between the bicep and the forearm, but… 00:04:51.124 --> 00:04:53.125 align:center my Lord, this leg. 00:04:53.126 --> 00:04:56.421 align:center Oh, my mother has the best legs in the history of the planet. 00:04:57.297 --> 00:04:59.800 align:center I used to think that I wanted to grow up to be them. 00:05:00.843 --> 00:05:02.635 align:center - Her legs? - And then I thought, no, 00:05:02.636 --> 00:05:05.097 align:center I wanna be her sheer black pantyhose. 00:05:05.681 --> 00:05:07.307 align:center She works at Bloomingdale's. 00:05:09.017 --> 00:05:12.895 align:center I think maybe I was imprinted like a baby duck to her stockings. 00:05:12.896 --> 00:05:15.440 align:center I mean, can you imagine wanting to grow up to be hose? 00:05:16.066 --> 00:05:17.818 align:center Good that you reset your aspirations. 00:05:20.237 --> 00:05:22.572 align:center You remember when you first wanted to become a writer? 00:05:22.573 --> 00:05:24.116 align:center Ever since I was little. 00:05:25.784 --> 00:05:27.577 align:center Probably because of my father. 00:05:27.578 --> 00:05:29.328 align:center He used to read to me when I was a baby. 00:05:29.329 --> 00:05:30.330 align:center Really? 00:05:31.039 --> 00:05:34.710 align:center - What does he think of your writing? - He's never read me. 00:05:35.294 --> 00:05:39.131 align:center I was raised by a single mom, so he would pop in and out, but… 00:05:40.757 --> 00:05:43.217 align:center …it's not like I can really claim to know him. 00:05:43.218 --> 00:05:46.138 align:center Well, I think you should send him one of your pieces. 00:05:46.805 --> 00:05:48.932 align:center I think he would be quite proud to know you. 00:05:50.142 --> 00:05:53.020 align:center So, I wrote you a poem. 00:05:53.520 --> 00:05:55.480 align:center "The Hungry Ghost." 00:05:56.940 --> 00:05:59.484 align:center "In the dark, we turn to one another. 00:06:00.068 --> 00:06:02.153 align:center Like deformed doves, 00:06:02.154 --> 00:06:04.114 align:center confused that we have bodies. 00:06:05.073 --> 00:06:06.325 align:center I feel nothing. 00:06:07.117 --> 00:06:08.619 align:center Keep touching me. 00:06:09.286 --> 00:06:10.454 align:center I feel nothing. 00:06:11.455 --> 00:06:13.248 align:center I'm a hungry ghost." 00:06:18.670 --> 00:06:19.922 align:center Isn't it amazing? 00:06:20.714 --> 00:06:23.425 align:center - It's creepy. - It's beautiful. 00:06:24.801 --> 00:06:26.385 align:center Maybe your blood sugar is low. 00:06:26.386 --> 00:06:28.679 align:center Go to the store right now and buy some OJ 00:06:28.680 --> 00:06:30.681 align:center - and Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips. - I'm fine. 00:06:30.682 --> 00:06:31.974 align:center I don't want orange meal. 00:06:31.975 --> 00:06:35.061 align:center Honestly, Margo, I think you should get away from this douche. 00:06:35.062 --> 00:06:36.979 align:center Get him to write a recommendation for you. 00:06:36.980 --> 00:06:38.273 align:center Either that or you report him. 00:06:39.024 --> 00:06:41.359 align:center Maybe he can shoehorn you into NYU. 00:06:41.360 --> 00:06:43.236 align:center We have real professors here, by the way, 00:06:43.237 --> 00:06:45.696 align:center who are more into teaching than getting into their students' pants. 00:06:45.697 --> 00:06:47.199 align:center Fuck off! 00:06:47.991 --> 00:06:50.452 align:center Hello? Did you just throw me? 00:06:51.036 --> 00:06:52.496 align:center Margo, pick up that phone. 00:06:52.996 --> 00:06:54.497 align:center Stay away from him. 00:06:54.498 --> 00:06:56.875 align:center Margo, stay away from him. 00:07:14.059 --> 00:07:15.394 align:center Thank you for coming. 00:07:19.481 --> 00:07:21.358 align:center No. Not here. 00:07:21.984 --> 00:07:23.901 align:center This is a sacred place. 00:07:23.902 --> 00:07:28.198 align:center That is actually why I had you meet me here today. 00:07:32.619 --> 00:07:36.831 align:center - So? - So, this place is obviously 00:07:36.832 --> 00:07:38.709 align:center an important part of me. 00:07:41.920 --> 00:07:44.715 align:center As are you. As is God. 00:07:45.424 --> 00:07:50.179 align:center I'd like to incorporate God more into the equation of us. 00:07:53.849 --> 00:07:56.100 align:center - Okay. - It's great that you're with us 00:07:56.101 --> 00:07:57.186 align:center on Sundays. 00:07:58.270 --> 00:08:00.439 align:center I want you to be among us. 00:08:07.863 --> 00:08:08.864 align:center Okay. 00:08:09.615 --> 00:08:10.616 align:center The choir? 00:08:11.241 --> 00:08:13.117 align:center You agreed to be in the choir? 00:08:13.118 --> 00:08:16.120 align:center Well, it would be less painful than being on some committee. 00:08:16.121 --> 00:08:18.873 align:center - Is it a cult, this church? - No. 00:08:18.874 --> 00:08:24.046 align:center Kenny wants me to be among the Episcopalians. 00:08:25.964 --> 00:08:27.381 align:center How's school? 00:08:27.382 --> 00:08:30.384 align:center Any upticks in your intelligence? 00:08:30.385 --> 00:08:31.386 align:center Some. 00:08:32.971 --> 00:08:34.890 align:center - Hold on. - Mom! 00:08:35.390 --> 00:08:37.225 align:center You can't just do this to somebody. 00:08:37.226 --> 00:08:40.144 align:center I only do this to you. You have such beautiful eyes, 00:08:40.145 --> 00:08:43.272 align:center and I'm tired of being the only one who thinks so. 00:08:43.273 --> 00:08:45.901 align:center - What are you studying? - Well, 00:08:46.944 --> 00:08:48.070 align:center my lit class. 00:08:49.154 --> 00:08:51.572 align:center I have this amazing professor. 00:08:51.573 --> 00:08:54.700 align:center Which, I mean, who knew, at Fullerton College, right? 00:08:54.701 --> 00:08:57.371 align:center He thinks that I could have a real future as a writer. 00:08:58.038 --> 00:09:00.915 align:center Could you imagine? Me as a real writer? 00:09:00.916 --> 00:09:03.126 align:center Yes, I can imagine that. 00:09:03.877 --> 00:09:04.962 align:center Tell me about him. 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:06.880 align:center Who? 00:09:08.382 --> 00:09:09.383 align:center Your professor. 00:09:12.344 --> 00:09:15.138 align:center Well, he's great. 00:09:16.807 --> 00:09:20.477 align:center There's this contagion in the way that he teaches. 00:09:21.061 --> 00:09:24.147 align:center He has a way of really making you feel the books. 00:09:24.982 --> 00:09:26.441 align:center Feel the characters. 00:09:28.986 --> 00:09:30.279 align:center Tell me more. 00:09:31.113 --> 00:09:34.992 align:center That's it. There's nothing really more to tell. 00:09:35.868 --> 00:09:37.035 align:center That isn't true, is it? 00:09:41.331 --> 00:09:42.833 align:center Oh, my God. 00:09:55.095 --> 00:09:56.429 align:center Shut the fuck up! 00:09:56.430 --> 00:09:58.306 align:center - Who's that? - It's one of my roommates. 00:09:58.307 --> 00:10:00.308 align:center - Roommates? - Yeah, I told you I had roommates. 00:10:00.309 --> 00:10:02.935 align:center - You didn't say they would be home. - Well, seems one of them is. 00:10:02.936 --> 00:10:05.314 align:center Here, let's go over there. It's a stress-bearing wall. 00:10:09.026 --> 00:10:11.069 align:center Wait. My pants. 00:10:13.113 --> 00:10:16.283 align:center He is tender and thoughtful and sweet. 00:10:16.950 --> 00:10:18.660 align:center And he writes beautiful emails. 00:10:19.328 --> 00:10:20.620 align:center - Let me read you one. - Margo, 00:10:20.621 --> 00:10:24.208 align:center he's a 30-something-year-old professor schtupping a student. 00:10:25.375 --> 00:10:27.001 align:center Do not be falling in love with him. 00:10:27.002 --> 00:10:29.128 align:center I'm not gonna fall in love with him. 00:10:29.129 --> 00:10:31.632 align:center But he's making you fall in love with you some. 00:10:32.132 --> 00:10:33.800 align:center And that's the oldest trick in the book. 00:10:34.885 --> 00:10:36.011 align:center You're too smart for this. 00:10:51.193 --> 00:10:53.153 align:center Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 00:10:58.033 --> 00:10:59.493 align:center Oh, my God. 00:11:01.245 --> 00:11:02.579 align:center Sorry. 00:11:04.414 --> 00:11:05.790 align:center It's how I… 00:11:05.791 --> 00:11:07.291 align:center …how I exercise. 00:11:07.292 --> 00:11:09.544 align:center - To that? To him? - Yeah. 00:11:09.545 --> 00:11:12.673 align:center I love wrestling, and he's my favorite. 00:11:14.299 --> 00:11:15.425 align:center Isn't he retired? 00:11:16.301 --> 00:11:17.386 align:center You follow wrestling? 00:11:19.263 --> 00:11:20.264 align:center No. 00:11:21.014 --> 00:11:22.098 align:center Well, yeah. 00:11:22.099 --> 00:11:24.100 align:center He has the most amazing bellow. 00:11:24.101 --> 00:11:25.268 align:center It's like Tarzan. 00:11:25.269 --> 00:11:28.438 align:center Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 00:11:37.739 --> 00:11:43.160 align:center Happy birthday to you 00:11:43.161 --> 00:11:45.454 align:center So this bitch Becca, 00:11:45.455 --> 00:11:46.873 align:center she's probably just jealous, you know? 00:11:46.874 --> 00:11:48.624 align:center Friends can get envious that way. 00:11:48.625 --> 00:11:51.002 align:center And what exactly would she have to be envious of? 00:11:51.003 --> 00:11:54.380 align:center Well, she's stuck in the Big Apple studying at a major university, 00:11:54.381 --> 00:11:57.884 align:center while you get to be here in Fullerton, working a night shift. 00:11:57.885 --> 00:12:00.137 align:center - With you. - Exactly. With me. 00:12:02.222 --> 00:12:04.515 align:center - Are you still nauseous? - It's just a… 00:12:04.516 --> 00:12:07.186 align:center I don't know, a bad taco I think. It's fine. 00:12:10.772 --> 00:12:13.941 align:center - Dude, that is not cool. - I'm so sorry. 00:12:13.942 --> 00:12:16.652 align:center You've been nauseous for three days, dude. 00:12:16.653 --> 00:12:18.572 align:center You think maybe you should take a test? 00:12:19.072 --> 00:12:21.699 align:center - What do you mean a test? - I mean a test. 00:12:21.700 --> 00:12:24.494 align:center The kind you can't study for at Fullerton College. 00:13:06.411 --> 00:13:08.038 align:center Oh, my fuck. 00:13:10.123 --> 00:13:11.458 align:center Holy shit. 00:13:13.961 --> 00:13:15.546 align:center Okay. 00:13:17.256 --> 00:13:18.257 align:center Okay. 00:13:20.092 --> 00:13:21.843 align:center Well, 00:13:21.844 --> 00:13:25.472 align:center I want to be there to support you in any way possible. 00:13:26.849 --> 00:13:27.933 align:center Yeah, like, 00:13:28.517 --> 00:13:30.935 align:center I would start by calling Planned Parenthood, 00:13:30.936 --> 00:13:33.646 align:center but I don't know if a private doctor does it or if it's nicer. 00:13:33.647 --> 00:13:35.941 align:center I don't want you to have to go to some cheap clinic. 00:13:41.488 --> 00:13:44.199 align:center - What? - Sounds like you've made my decision. 00:13:45.117 --> 00:13:48.077 align:center - Excuse me? - That I should have an abortion. 00:13:48.078 --> 00:13:49.079 align:center What? 00:13:50.914 --> 00:13:54.667 align:center I would never make such a decision for you. 00:13:54.668 --> 00:13:56.128 align:center That is your decision to make. 00:13:56.920 --> 00:13:59.172 align:center I mean, ours. Together. 00:13:59.173 --> 00:14:02.050 align:center But, a woman's body, your body, your right. 00:14:03.427 --> 00:14:05.219 align:center I totally respect that. 00:14:05.220 --> 00:14:06.972 align:center Of course. Obviously. 00:14:10.350 --> 00:14:12.436 align:center - Are you Catholic? - No. 00:14:14.897 --> 00:14:16.523 align:center But terminating a life… 00:14:18.901 --> 00:14:20.235 align:center that's something to think about. 00:14:20.861 --> 00:14:24.865 align:center As is aborting your future, Margo. Your promise. 00:14:26.783 --> 00:14:28.534 align:center Ever had one of these before? 00:14:28.535 --> 00:14:29.536 align:center No. 00:14:30.078 --> 00:14:32.413 align:center Well, when the fetus is this size, 00:14:32.414 --> 00:14:34.123 align:center we can't see well enough through the belly, 00:14:34.124 --> 00:14:36.876 align:center so we have to take a peek internally. 00:14:36.877 --> 00:14:39.462 align:center You're gonna stick that in me? 00:14:39.463 --> 00:14:42.048 align:center Well, the gel is heated, so it shouldn't be too bad. 00:14:42.049 --> 00:14:43.799 align:center How could it not be bad? 00:14:43.800 --> 00:14:46.053 align:center I'm about to be fucked by a robot. 00:14:47.804 --> 00:14:51.390 align:center - Sorry, that just came out. - I've heard worse. 00:14:51.391 --> 00:14:52.392 align:center Are we ready? 00:14:53.519 --> 00:14:55.478 align:center "Are we ready?" Yeah. 00:14:55.479 --> 00:14:57.146 align:center Yeah, I guess we're ready. 00:14:57.147 --> 00:14:58.482 align:center Make yourself comfortable. 00:15:01.568 --> 00:15:02.611 align:center Here we go. 00:15:15.415 --> 00:15:16.458 align:center What's that? 00:15:17.292 --> 00:15:18.710 align:center That's the heartbeat. 00:15:25.300 --> 00:15:27.261 align:center - It is? - I would say, 00:15:27.761 --> 00:15:29.554 align:center based on these measurements, 00:15:29.555 --> 00:15:32.474 align:center that you're about nine to ten weeks. 00:15:33.475 --> 00:15:35.018 align:center - What? - I should've asked. 00:15:35.602 --> 00:15:36.854 align:center Do you want a copy of the photo? 00:15:38.188 --> 00:15:39.273 align:center Yeah. 00:15:49.992 --> 00:15:51.743 align:center Do we know what we want to do about the pregnancy? 00:16:15.434 --> 00:16:16.685 align:center I like your nails. 00:16:19.229 --> 00:16:20.230 align:center Thanks. 00:16:23.984 --> 00:16:24.985 align:center Ten weeks. 00:16:25.819 --> 00:16:27.362 align:center Do you want to see the picture? 00:16:28.071 --> 00:16:29.072 align:center No. 00:16:33.869 --> 00:16:35.204 align:center You wanna keep it, don't you? 00:16:38.415 --> 00:16:39.625 align:center I don't know. 00:16:52.804 --> 00:16:54.806 align:center You keep this baby, you're taking care of it. 00:16:55.349 --> 00:16:57.100 align:center - It would be your child. - I know. 00:16:59.645 --> 00:17:01.980 align:center Goddamn it. You were in college. 00:17:02.648 --> 00:17:03.856 align:center You were gonna be somebody. 00:17:03.857 --> 00:17:05.857 align:center - Who was I gonna be? - You know what I mean. 00:17:05.858 --> 00:17:09.737 align:center You were gonna have a career, and you were gonna, like, do things. 00:17:09.738 --> 00:17:12.115 align:center - What things? - Whatever you wanted! 00:17:14.034 --> 00:17:15.326 align:center Oh, my God. 00:17:15.327 --> 00:17:16.494 align:center My God. 00:17:17.621 --> 00:17:19.915 align:center - How do I tell Kenny? - Kenny? 00:17:20.499 --> 00:17:21.791 align:center He's religious! 00:17:23.126 --> 00:17:25.419 align:center He'll either be shocked that you're having an abortion, 00:17:25.420 --> 00:17:27.713 align:center or that you got knocked up in the first place. 00:17:27.714 --> 00:17:30.132 align:center I don't really care what Kenny thinks. 00:17:30.133 --> 00:17:35.097 align:center Well, you need to, because he could end up your stepdad. 00:17:35.597 --> 00:17:38.475 align:center Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 00:17:41.019 --> 00:17:42.020 align:center I'm sorry. 00:17:45.774 --> 00:17:48.235 align:center You know me well enough when I get scared. 00:17:49.945 --> 00:17:52.780 align:center God, when I got pregnant with you, I was terrified. 00:17:52.781 --> 00:17:53.866 align:center You kept me. 00:17:54.491 --> 00:17:56.909 align:center A one-night stand from a guy who picked you up at Hooters. 00:17:56.910 --> 00:17:58.161 align:center I mean, what would possess you? 00:18:02.708 --> 00:18:03.959 align:center I thought he was the one. 00:18:04.960 --> 00:18:06.879 align:center - Your dad. - You didn't even know his name. 00:18:07.629 --> 00:18:09.755 align:center I guess, I'm gonna have to tell Dad, by the way, 00:18:09.756 --> 00:18:11.133 align:center if I decide to keep it. 00:18:12.509 --> 00:18:15.303 align:center Promised that I'd keep him in the loop on the big stuff. 00:18:15.304 --> 00:18:17.639 align:center Yeah, when was the last time you talked to him? 00:18:19.600 --> 00:18:21.100 align:center Not in a while. 00:18:21.101 --> 00:18:22.978 align:center Closer to never than recently. 00:18:27.441 --> 00:18:30.027 align:center How did you break the news when you were pregnant? 00:18:40.245 --> 00:18:45.792 align:center One night, he and a few of his friends came into the restaurant and… 00:18:46.710 --> 00:18:48.461 align:center Drunk off their asses… 00:18:48.462 --> 00:18:53.382 align:center and after my shift, he took me back to his hotel room, 00:18:53.383 --> 00:18:54.885 align:center and, you know, I told him. 00:19:01.642 --> 00:19:05.353 align:center He seemed really happy. 00:19:05.354 --> 00:19:07.230 align:center It was weird. 00:19:07.231 --> 00:19:11.776 align:center Like, he couldn't stop smiling and he was rubbing my tummy. 00:19:11.777 --> 00:19:14.737 align:center And then he told me he was married, 00:19:14.738 --> 00:19:19.451 align:center and that kinda broke my heart. 00:19:20.661 --> 00:19:23.246 align:center And I was crying, 00:19:23.247 --> 00:19:25.832 align:center and he said, 00:19:27.209 --> 00:19:31.088 align:center "I'm really glad that I met you." 00:19:31.672 --> 00:19:35.384 align:center And I realized I was… 00:19:37.344 --> 00:19:39.387 align:center I was really glad that I met him too. 00:19:39.388 --> 00:19:41.347 align:center You know, he'd come into town, we'd get together, 00:19:41.348 --> 00:19:44.767 align:center and he'd sometimes bring you a toy, rock you on his knee, 00:19:44.768 --> 00:19:47.729 align:center and… you know, and hoist you around some. 00:19:49.231 --> 00:19:51.149 align:center Hoist me around some and… 00:19:51.900 --> 00:19:54.819 align:center Oh, yeah. My friends thought I was the biggest dumbass on earth, 00:19:54.820 --> 00:19:55.863 align:center but I… 00:19:56.780 --> 00:19:57.823 align:center I loved him. 00:20:00.367 --> 00:20:01.827 align:center You chose to keep me. 00:20:05.038 --> 00:20:06.331 align:center I did. 00:20:11.837 --> 00:20:13.964 align:center Do you believe things happen for a reason? 00:20:15.674 --> 00:20:17.175 align:center I don't know. 00:20:17.176 --> 00:20:18.969 align:center I think you want to wreck your life. 00:20:19.678 --> 00:20:21.096 align:center I ruined your life. 00:20:24.892 --> 00:20:27.477 align:center You ruined my life so pretty. 00:20:39.573 --> 00:20:40.824 align:center Are you in love with him? 00:20:41.658 --> 00:20:42.867 align:center Your professor? 00:20:42.868 --> 00:20:44.286 align:center I'm not in love with him. 00:20:48.123 --> 00:20:49.625 align:center And I don't want him. 00:20:53.337 --> 00:20:55.005 align:center But for whatever reason… 00:20:58.217 --> 00:20:59.635 align:center …I want this baby. 00:21:04.097 --> 00:21:06.725 align:center I want it more than I've ever wanted anything. 00:21:19.988 --> 00:21:22.783 align:center It's very important that you not judge her. 00:21:23.450 --> 00:21:25.618 align:center Why would we do that? We're not judgy people. 00:21:25.619 --> 00:21:27.578 align:center I'm just saying. She's gonna need our support. 00:21:27.579 --> 00:21:30.581 align:center I'm not gonna feign support for a decision I don't approve of. 00:21:30.582 --> 00:21:32.917 align:center She's a student. Supposedly a feminist. 00:21:32.918 --> 00:21:34.461 align:center I mean, what message is she sending? 00:21:37.089 --> 00:21:38.423 align:center Hey. Sup? 00:21:41.093 --> 00:21:42.885 align:center We were planning your baby shower. 00:21:42.886 --> 00:21:44.179 align:center We were? 00:21:44.721 --> 00:21:46.013 align:center I really don't want a baby shower. 00:21:46.014 --> 00:21:48.140 align:center Whether you want one or not, you're gonna need stuff, 00:21:48.141 --> 00:21:50.853 align:center - and that's the best way to get it. - Hey, may I ask, 00:21:51.770 --> 00:21:53.605 align:center is he going to be part of the picture? 00:21:54.231 --> 00:21:56.733 align:center - Evidently not. - What do you mean evidently? 00:21:57.526 --> 00:22:00.487 align:center He's gone a bit silent after I told him I'm having it. 00:22:02.281 --> 00:22:03.657 align:center He's gone stone-cold silent? 00:22:04.283 --> 00:22:05.951 align:center He sent me another poem. 00:23:35.123 --> 00:23:38.627 align:center Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 00:24:31.388 --> 00:24:33.265 align:center I'm not a serious person. 00:24:34.266 --> 00:24:35.809 align:center What kind of person are you? 00:24:37.603 --> 00:24:40.104 align:center A cheesy one. 00:24:40.105 --> 00:24:41.815 align:center Can I ask you something? 00:24:43.317 --> 00:24:46.068 align:center Why do you always write in the third person? 00:24:46.069 --> 00:24:51.074 align:center I think that it makes me have more sympathy for the character. 00:24:52.159 --> 00:24:53.327 align:center My character. 00:24:53.827 --> 00:24:55.954 align:center Makes it easier for me to like myself. 00:24:57.247 --> 00:24:59.750 align:center You're the most singular woman I've ever met. 00:25:06.965 --> 00:25:08.800 align:center - Hey. - Hey. 00:25:09.760 --> 00:25:10.802 align:center You all right? 00:25:11.595 --> 00:25:12.763 align:center You been kind of quiet. 00:25:13.388 --> 00:25:16.390 align:center I get triggered by long stretches of silences. 00:25:16.391 --> 00:25:17.684 align:center How did I let this happen? 00:25:18.435 --> 00:25:20.228 align:center Becca made a comment that 00:25:20.229 --> 00:25:24.525 align:center it's not about me falling in love with him, as it is 00:25:25.025 --> 00:25:27.152 align:center him making me fall in love with myself. 00:25:28.278 --> 00:25:29.988 align:center I think that's what he did. 00:25:31.323 --> 00:25:32.574 align:center He made me feel important. 00:25:34.576 --> 00:25:36.369 align:center What am I gonna do? 00:25:36.370 --> 00:25:40.122 align:center Can't even get a deep breath. It causes this stabbing pain. 00:25:40.123 --> 00:25:45.671 align:center What I do is, I just pretend that stuff is make-believe. 00:25:46.839 --> 00:25:49.549 align:center It's why I watch wrestling, you know, instead of other sports, 00:25:49.550 --> 00:25:52.761 align:center 'cause it's all scripted. It's pre-thought-out. 00:25:53.512 --> 00:25:54.804 align:center I feel safe watching it. 00:25:54.805 --> 00:25:57.808 align:center This is definitely not pre-thought-out, 00:25:58.600 --> 00:25:59.643 align:center and I don't feel safe. 00:26:00.394 --> 00:26:01.603 align:center Maybe try your father again. 00:26:03.230 --> 00:26:05.898 align:center Dads are always good at making their daughters feel important. 00:26:05.899 --> 00:26:08.026 align:center I've texted him a gazillion times. 00:26:09.945 --> 00:26:10.988 align:center Maybe your mom? 00:26:13.323 --> 00:26:16.117 align:center Could try the Goodwill. They might have a used UPPAbaby. 00:26:16.118 --> 00:26:18.035 align:center They won't have anything there but crap. 00:26:18.036 --> 00:26:20.204 align:center Brown floral fabric and cheap plastic. 00:26:20.205 --> 00:26:23.165 align:center You want him to grow up and spit from truck windows 00:26:23.166 --> 00:26:25.084 align:center and laugh at racist jokes? 00:26:25.085 --> 00:26:26.295 align:center Come on. I get a discount. 00:26:26.962 --> 00:26:29.047 align:center God, look at this stuff. 00:26:30.716 --> 00:26:32.676 align:center How can they be so expensive? 00:26:33.510 --> 00:26:35.011 align:center Twelve hundred dollars. 00:26:35.012 --> 00:26:36.804 align:center - Yeah. - That's more than I paid for my car. 00:26:36.805 --> 00:26:39.850 align:center Well, it's, you know, of higher quality, so… 00:26:42.644 --> 00:26:44.021 align:center It's just all so beautiful. 00:26:44.730 --> 00:26:45.814 align:center It really is. 00:26:52.196 --> 00:26:53.322 align:center What are you doing? 00:26:54.114 --> 00:26:56.992 align:center This is the world that my baby deserves. 00:26:57.701 --> 00:27:00.286 align:center The one I won't come close to being able to afford. 00:27:00.287 --> 00:27:03.539 align:center Get up off the floor. 00:27:03.540 --> 00:27:04.916 align:center This is so wrong. 00:27:04.917 --> 00:27:07.169 align:center You are making a scene. 00:27:07.878 --> 00:27:09.713 align:center Get yourself back up off the floor, young lady. 00:27:11.798 --> 00:27:15.469 align:center There are no victims in Bloomingdale's. 00:27:25.646 --> 00:27:26.647 align:center Fine. 00:27:33.320 --> 00:27:34.488 align:center I'm buying you this one. 00:27:35.239 --> 00:27:36.240 align:center Let's go. 00:27:42.412 --> 00:27:43.413 align:center Oh, God. 00:27:44.081 --> 00:27:45.082 align:center Mom! 00:27:55.050 --> 00:27:59.428 align:center …in. It will not hold me. Give in. 00:27:59.429 --> 00:28:01.056 align:center Here, let me try. Let me try. 00:28:03.684 --> 00:28:05.185 align:center My God. 00:28:10.983 --> 00:28:13.151 align:center Thanks, Mom. Even with the discount. 00:28:14.194 --> 00:28:15.403 align:center I don't care. 00:28:15.404 --> 00:28:18.782 align:center No grandchild of mine is riding in a boring-ass stroller. 00:28:21.952 --> 00:28:22.953 align:center What? 00:28:27.583 --> 00:28:28.959 align:center Do not tell me… 00:28:29.877 --> 00:28:32.171 align:center Yeah. That's him. 00:28:33.005 --> 00:28:35.799 align:center Mom, listen to me. 00:28:36.675 --> 00:28:37.843 align:center I'm gonna go talk to him. 00:28:39.011 --> 00:28:41.012 align:center You're gonna take the stroller to the car. 00:28:41.013 --> 00:28:43.973 align:center Let me just smash his face in. I can be quick about it. 00:28:43.974 --> 00:28:45.726 align:center You're gonna mind your own business. 00:28:46.226 --> 00:28:48.187 align:center - I don't do that. - I fucking swear. 00:28:49.104 --> 00:28:50.689 align:center Just take the stroller to the car. 00:28:53.233 --> 00:28:54.318 align:center I will deal. 00:29:12.002 --> 00:29:13.253 align:center Professor. 00:29:14.004 --> 00:29:17.090 align:center Margo Millet, I took your lit class. You probably don't remember. 00:29:18.091 --> 00:29:19.134 align:center Do you remember? 00:29:20.511 --> 00:29:21.512 align:center I do. 00:29:22.679 --> 00:29:24.597 align:center - This is my wife… - Hi. 00:29:24.598 --> 00:29:25.599 align:center …Sarah. 00:29:26.225 --> 00:29:27.808 align:center - Daughter, Hailey. - Hi. 00:29:27.809 --> 00:29:29.228 align:center My son, Max. 00:29:29.853 --> 00:29:31.021 align:center Hello. 00:29:31.522 --> 00:29:32.772 align:center Well, I'm sorry to intrude, 00:29:32.773 --> 00:29:36.527 align:center but there's no time like the present to take exception, right? 00:29:38.737 --> 00:29:41.615 align:center She was very disappointed by her final grade. 00:29:42.407 --> 00:29:44.409 align:center She felt you treated her unfairly. 00:29:45.494 --> 00:29:46.744 align:center Honey, 00:29:46.745 --> 00:29:48.829 align:center - do you wanna just go inside for a sec? - Yeah. 00:29:48.830 --> 00:29:50.206 align:center - Sure thing. - I'll be right there. 00:29:50.207 --> 00:29:52.375 align:center - Come on, guys. - I'll be right there, bud. Okay? 00:29:52.376 --> 00:29:53.627 align:center Daddy will be back. 00:29:57.548 --> 00:29:58.632 align:center Did you follow me here? 00:29:59.132 --> 00:30:01.385 align:center - Are you stalking me? - Stalking you? 00:30:02.010 --> 00:30:03.178 align:center I was shopping here. 00:30:03.679 --> 00:30:05.514 align:center Not like I can really afford to. 00:30:06.139 --> 00:30:08.600 align:center - It's nice to see that you can. - Look, Margo, 00:30:09.309 --> 00:30:11.937 align:center - I don't know what this is about, okay? - Look at me, Mark. 00:30:12.604 --> 00:30:14.981 align:center - Take a guess. - I endeavored to be responsible here, 00:30:14.982 --> 00:30:17.233 align:center and the most responsible thing that I could've possibly done, 00:30:17.234 --> 00:30:19.820 align:center which I did do, was to discourage you from having this baby. 00:30:20.404 --> 00:30:21.988 align:center Do you want me in this baby's life? 00:30:21.989 --> 00:30:23.447 align:center Is that what this encounter is about? 00:30:23.448 --> 00:30:25.075 align:center If it even is my child. 00:30:26.034 --> 00:30:27.286 align:center Excuse me? 00:30:37.004 --> 00:30:38.505 align:center What do you want from me, Margo? 00:30:40.549 --> 00:30:41.842 align:center You know what, Mark? 00:30:43.260 --> 00:30:44.261 align:center Nothing. 00:30:46.930 --> 00:30:48.599 align:center I want absolutely nothing. 00:30:52.477 --> 00:30:56.064 align:center He actually questioned whether the baby was his. 00:31:00.611 --> 00:31:01.861 align:center He checked you out. 00:31:01.862 --> 00:31:03.154 align:center As you walked by, 00:31:03.155 --> 00:31:07.534 align:center the father of my child took a beat to check out my mother. 00:31:12.539 --> 00:31:13.998 align:center I told you to stay out of it. 00:31:13.999 --> 00:31:15.750 align:center I did stay out of it. 00:31:15.751 --> 00:31:17.502 align:center I didn't even look at you. 00:31:17.503 --> 00:31:20.379 align:center - I just walked to the car. - No. Yeah, you walked right by us. 00:31:20.380 --> 00:31:23.174 align:center Okay, clearly you are looking for a fight, I suspect at him, 00:31:23.175 --> 00:31:25.301 align:center and he's not here, so I'll do! 00:31:25.302 --> 00:31:28.388 align:center Yeah, I'm angry at him and you. 00:31:29.723 --> 00:31:33.227 align:center Because maybe this was a stupid decision, and maybe you were right. 00:31:34.603 --> 00:31:37.939 align:center But this is my decision, and I'm having this baby. 00:31:37.940 --> 00:31:39.107 align:center Your grandson. 00:31:39.691 --> 00:31:42.903 align:center And for you to not show an inch of joy. 00:31:45.030 --> 00:31:46.573 align:center How dare you not celebrate it? 00:31:47.491 --> 00:31:49.283 align:center Because I don't! 00:31:49.284 --> 00:31:51.118 align:center Will I love him? Of course. 00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:54.331 align:center Just as I love you. From the day you were born. 00:31:55.916 --> 00:32:00.838 align:center But no, I don't celebrate this tragedy for one second. 00:32:01.547 --> 00:32:02.839 align:center Your life as you know it… 00:32:02.840 --> 00:32:04.967 align:center No, check that… 00:32:06.009 --> 00:32:09.304 align:center as you never got to know, is over. 00:32:10.097 --> 00:32:12.099 align:center So, no, I don't rejoice in that. 00:32:16.854 --> 00:32:19.690 align:center Life breaks people. 00:32:23.193 --> 00:32:26.112 align:center Nobody tells you that, and you won't read that 00:32:26.113 --> 00:32:28.781 align:center in those What to Expect When You're Expecting books. 00:32:28.782 --> 00:32:29.950 align:center But this will break you. 00:32:32.536 --> 00:32:33.619 align:center I'm not broken. 00:32:33.620 --> 00:32:34.912 align:center I… 00:32:34.913 --> 00:32:37.206 align:center Can you just get out of the car for two seconds? 00:32:37.207 --> 00:32:40.209 align:center - You want me to get out of the car? - Yes, because I need to scream, 00:32:40.210 --> 00:32:41.670 align:center and it's not good for the baby. 00:32:42.171 --> 00:32:44.630 align:center And it'll reduce my stress, but might not his. 00:32:44.631 --> 00:32:46.883 align:center So, please get out. 00:32:46.884 --> 00:32:48.218 align:center It'll just take a second. 00:33:04.902 --> 00:33:06.653 align:center - She's not doing it right. - Ma'am. 00:33:08.780 --> 00:33:10.741 align:center Would you just give her the epidural? 00:33:11.283 --> 00:33:13.785 align:center - Please. - God's sake. Give it to me then. 00:33:15.037 --> 00:33:16.954 align:center - Push. Push. - You're almost there. 00:33:16.955 --> 00:33:18.581 align:center One more giant push. 00:33:18.582 --> 00:33:19.874 align:center Come on. 00:33:19.875 --> 00:33:22.544 align:center Push! 00:33:45.108 --> 00:33:47.944 align:center Is he okay? 00:33:47.945 --> 00:33:50.489 align:center - He's perfect. - He's so beautiful. 00:33:51.198 --> 00:33:54.117 align:center Mom, can you believe it? 00:33:54.660 --> 00:33:56.118 align:center I did it. 00:33:56.119 --> 00:33:57.454 align:center You did it, noodle. 00:33:58.121 --> 00:33:59.956 align:center Yes. 00:33:59.957 --> 00:34:01.792 align:center - My baby. - You've done it.