WEBVTT 01:22.291 --> 01:25.335 We have Mr. Incognito, 01:26.461 --> 01:28.296 Mr. Fancy Pants. 01:28.297 --> 01:30.006 Who could possibly win? 01:30.007 --> 01:32.508 When Margo was little, she played with dolls 01:32.509 --> 01:34.802 - and practiced her make-believe… - I'll destroy you. 01:34.803 --> 01:36.888 - …with a vengeance. - That's what you think, punk. 01:36.889 --> 01:38.723 You're a dead man. 01:38.724 --> 01:40.642 Try me, loser. 01:41.894 --> 01:43.019 Die! 01:43.020 --> 01:45.189 Kill and crush! 01:45.772 --> 01:49.192 An only child needs to develop a complex inner world, 01:49.193 --> 01:51.694 and this one could pretend just about anything. 01:51.695 --> 01:54.780 …and they're still down, and they're fighting. 01:54.781 --> 01:57.826 Eventually, her imagination became her playmate. 01:58.785 --> 02:02.122 Entire alien worlds bloomed inside her head. 02:02.915 --> 02:04.333 Lives she never lived. 02:04.917 --> 02:06.710 Impossible possibilities. 02:07.419 --> 02:09.128 Sometimes she wondered if this was a curse. 02:10.839 --> 02:15.302 Was her father's carny lifestyle and career as a fabulist in her blood? 02:21.183 --> 02:24.353 Or was she just trying to avoid reality by rewriting it? 02:34.988 --> 02:39.867 The beginning of a story, when you start to read it, is like a first date. 02:39.868 --> 02:43.247 You hope that from the opening lines, the magic will happen, 02:43.747 --> 02:46.749 and that you will sink into the narrative like a hot bath, 02:46.750 --> 02:48.877 giving yourself over entirely. 02:50.587 --> 02:53.840 That's what you want, for the author to come right up to you 02:53.841 --> 02:55.467 in the dark of your twisted mind 02:56.301 --> 02:58.387 and kiss you on the throat. 03:01.974 --> 03:02.975 Ms. Millet. 03:04.852 --> 03:06.228 Can you hold back a second? 03:09.273 --> 03:10.524 Did I write it? 03:11.108 --> 03:12.358 Of course I wrote it. 03:12.359 --> 03:14.111 I do not plagiarize. 03:14.611 --> 03:16.028 I wrote that. 03:16.029 --> 03:17.447 Okay, then, my… 03:18.323 --> 03:21.201 my second question is why are you here? 03:25.163 --> 03:26.415 This paper is excellent. 03:26.915 --> 03:29.375 Why are you at Fullerton College? You can go anywhere. 03:29.376 --> 03:31.420 Yeah, right. Like Harvard? 03:32.087 --> 03:33.380 Yes, like Harvard. 03:34.089 --> 03:36.632 I don't think they let you in there for writing a good English paper. 03:36.633 --> 03:39.052 That is exactly why they let you in. 03:46.185 --> 03:47.477 I'm meeting him for coffee. 03:48.103 --> 03:49.312 I'm sorry, what? 03:49.313 --> 03:50.521 - Why? - Well… 03:50.522 --> 03:53.107 Margo, if a professor asks a student to get coffee, 03:53.108 --> 03:54.693 it's because he wants to fuck her. 03:55.277 --> 03:56.444 They've actually done studies. 03:56.445 --> 03:59.030 - He's married. - Oh, gee, then. 03:59.031 --> 04:01.824 I want to get coffee with him, okay? 04:01.825 --> 04:03.118 Why? Is he cute? 04:03.619 --> 04:05.704 He thinks my writing is brilliant. 04:06.830 --> 04:09.457 - And he meant it. - Okay. Do you not see the irony here? 04:09.458 --> 04:12.126 He wows you with, "The characters in books are not real. 04:12.127 --> 04:15.129 It's why the reader falls for them," and now here you are falling for him, 04:15.130 --> 04:16.338 who's equally unreal. 04:16.339 --> 04:19.133 In fact just the title "professor" makes him mysteriously nonhuman 04:19.134 --> 04:21.761 - in your eyes. - Can you for once not analyze me? 04:21.762 --> 04:24.388 I don't need to analyze you. I know you. 04:24.389 --> 04:26.642 And you're probably a character in a book for him too. 04:27.392 --> 04:28.976 One with sticky pages. 04:28.977 --> 04:30.394 Don't be gross. 04:30.395 --> 04:31.687 I'm being your mother. 04:31.688 --> 04:33.439 Do I need to call your mother? 04:33.440 --> 04:36.068 I'm not gonna sleep with the guy, okay? 04:37.986 --> 04:39.154 I'm not. 04:39.988 --> 04:42.199 It's possible that I might be a leg man. 04:44.535 --> 04:47.828 I always thought I was a forearm man because of this little nook 04:47.829 --> 04:50.332 between the bicep and the forearm, but… 04:51.124 --> 04:53.125 my Lord, this leg. 04:53.126 --> 04:56.421 Oh, my mother has the best legs in the history of the planet. 04:57.297 --> 04:59.800 I used to think that I wanted to grow up to be them. 05:00.843 --> 05:02.635 - Her legs? - And then I thought, no, 05:02.636 --> 05:05.097 I wanna be her sheer black pantyhose. 05:05.681 --> 05:07.307 She works at Bloomingdale's. 05:09.017 --> 05:12.895 I think maybe I was imprinted like a baby duck to her stockings. 05:12.896 --> 05:15.440 I mean, can you imagine wanting to grow up to be hose? 05:16.066 --> 05:17.818 Good that you reset your aspirations. 05:20.237 --> 05:22.572 You remember when you first wanted to become a writer? 05:22.573 --> 05:24.116 Ever since I was little. 05:25.784 --> 05:27.577 Probably because of my father. 05:27.578 --> 05:29.328 He used to read to me when I was a baby. 05:29.329 --> 05:30.330 Really? 05:31.039 --> 05:34.710 - What does he think of your writing? - He's never read me. 05:35.294 --> 05:39.131 I was raised by a single mom, so he would pop in and out, but… 05:40.757 --> 05:43.217 …it's not like I can really claim to know him. 05:43.218 --> 05:46.138 Well, I think you should send him one of your pieces. 05:46.805 --> 05:48.932 I think he would be quite proud to know you. 05:50.142 --> 05:53.020 So, I wrote you a poem. 05:53.520 --> 05:55.480 "The Hungry Ghost." 05:56.940 --> 05:59.484 "In the dark, we turn to one another. 06:00.068 --> 06:02.153 Like deformed doves, 06:02.154 --> 06:04.114 confused that we have bodies. 06:05.073 --> 06:06.325 I feel nothing. 06:07.117 --> 06:08.619 Keep touching me. 06:09.286 --> 06:10.454 I feel nothing. 06:11.455 --> 06:13.248 I'm a hungry ghost." 06:18.670 --> 06:19.922 Isn't it amazing? 06:20.714 --> 06:23.425 - It's creepy. - It's beautiful. 06:24.801 --> 06:26.385 Maybe your blood sugar is low. 06:26.386 --> 06:28.679 Go to the store right now and buy some OJ 06:28.680 --> 06:30.681 - and Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips. - I'm fine. 06:30.682 --> 06:31.974 I don't want orange meal. 06:31.975 --> 06:35.061 Honestly, Margo, I think you should get away from this douche. 06:35.062 --> 06:36.979 Get him to write a recommendation for you. 06:36.980 --> 06:38.273 Either that or you report him. 06:39.024 --> 06:41.359 Maybe he can shoehorn you into NYU. 06:41.360 --> 06:43.236 We have real professors here, by the way, 06:43.237 --> 06:45.696 who are more into teaching than getting into their students' pants. 06:45.697 --> 06:47.199 Fuck off! 06:47.991 --> 06:50.452 Hello? Did you just throw me? 06:51.036 --> 06:52.496 Margo, pick up that phone. 06:52.996 --> 06:54.497 Stay away from him. 06:54.498 --> 06:56.875 Margo, stay away from him. 07:14.059 --> 07:15.394 Thank you for coming. 07:19.481 --> 07:21.358 No. Not here. 07:21.984 --> 07:23.901 This is a sacred place. 07:23.902 --> 07:28.198 That is actually why I had you meet me here today. 07:32.619 --> 07:36.831 - So? - So, this place is obviously 07:36.832 --> 07:38.709 an important part of me. 07:41.920 --> 07:44.715 As are you. As is God. 07:45.424 --> 07:50.179 I'd like to incorporate God more into the equation of us. 07:53.849 --> 07:56.100 - Okay. - It's great that you're with us 07:56.101 --> 07:57.186 on Sundays. 07:58.270 --> 08:00.439 I want you to be among us. 08:07.863 --> 08:08.864 Okay. 08:09.615 --> 08:10.616 The choir? 08:11.241 --> 08:13.117 You agreed to be in the choir? 08:13.118 --> 08:16.120 Well, it would be less painful than being on some committee. 08:16.121 --> 08:18.873 - Is it a cult, this church? - No. 08:18.874 --> 08:24.046 Kenny wants me to be among the Episcopalians. 08:25.964 --> 08:27.381 How's school? 08:27.382 --> 08:30.384 Any upticks in your intelligence? 08:30.385 --> 08:31.386 Some. 08:32.971 --> 08:34.890 - Hold on. - Mom! 08:35.390 --> 08:37.225 You can't just do this to somebody. 08:37.226 --> 08:40.144 I only do this to you. You have such beautiful eyes, 08:40.145 --> 08:43.272 and I'm tired of being the only one who thinks so. 08:43.273 --> 08:45.901 - What are you studying? - Well, 08:46.944 --> 08:48.070 my lit class. 08:49.154 --> 08:51.572 I have this amazing professor. 08:51.573 --> 08:54.700 Which, I mean, who knew, at Fullerton College, right? 08:54.701 --> 08:57.371 He thinks that I could have a real future as a writer. 08:58.038 --> 09:00.915 Could you imagine? Me as a real writer? 09:00.916 --> 09:03.126 Yes, I can imagine that. 09:03.877 --> 09:04.962 Tell me about him. 09:05.879 --> 09:06.880 Who? 09:08.382 --> 09:09.383 Your professor. 09:12.344 --> 09:15.138 Well, he's great. 09:16.807 --> 09:20.477 There's this contagion in the way that he teaches. 09:21.061 --> 09:24.147 He has a way of really making you feel the books. 09:24.982 --> 09:26.441 Feel the characters. 09:28.986 --> 09:30.279 Tell me more. 09:31.113 --> 09:34.992 That's it. There's nothing really more to tell. 09:35.868 --> 09:37.035 That isn't true, is it? 09:41.331 --> 09:42.833 Oh, my God. 09:55.095 --> 09:56.429 Shut the fuck up! 09:56.430 --> 09:58.306 - Who's that? - It's one of my roommates. 09:58.307 --> 10:00.308 - Roommates? - Yeah, I told you I had roommates. 10:00.309 --> 10:02.935 - You didn't say they would be home. - Well, seems one of them is. 10:02.936 --> 10:05.314 Here, let's go over there. It's a stress-bearing wall. 10:09.026 --> 10:11.069 Wait. My pants. 10:13.113 --> 10:16.283 He is tender and thoughtful and sweet. 10:16.950 --> 10:18.660 And he writes beautiful emails. 10:19.328 --> 10:20.620 - Let me read you one. - Margo, 10:20.621 --> 10:24.208 he's a 30-something-year-old professor schtupping a student. 10:25.375 --> 10:27.001 Do not be falling in love with him. 10:27.002 --> 10:29.128 I'm not gonna fall in love with him. 10:29.129 --> 10:31.632 But he's making you fall in love with you some. 10:32.132 --> 10:33.800 And that's the oldest trick in the book. 10:34.885 --> 10:36.011 You're too smart for this. 10:51.193 --> 10:53.153 Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 10:58.033 --> 10:59.493 Oh, my God. 11:01.245 --> 11:02.579 Sorry. 11:04.414 --> 11:05.790 It's how I… 11:05.791 --> 11:07.291 …how I exercise. 11:07.292 --> 11:09.544 - To that? To him? - Yeah. 11:09.545 --> 11:12.673 I love wrestling, and he's my favorite. 11:14.299 --> 11:15.425 Isn't he retired? 11:16.301 --> 11:17.386 You follow wrestling? 11:19.263 --> 11:20.264 No. 11:21.014 --> 11:22.098 Well, yeah. 11:22.099 --> 11:24.100 He has the most amazing bellow. 11:24.101 --> 11:25.268 It's like Tarzan. 11:25.269 --> 11:28.438 Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 11:37.739 --> 11:43.160 Happy birthday to you 11:43.161 --> 11:45.454 So this bitch Becca, 11:45.455 --> 11:46.873 she's probably just jealous, you know? 11:46.874 --> 11:48.624 Friends can get envious that way. 11:48.625 --> 11:51.002 And what exactly would she have to be envious of? 11:51.003 --> 11:54.380 Well, she's stuck in the Big Apple studying at a major university, 11:54.381 --> 11:57.884 while you get to be here in Fullerton, working a night shift. 11:57.885 --> 12:00.137 - With you. - Exactly. With me. 12:02.222 --> 12:04.515 - Are you still nauseous? - It's just a… 12:04.516 --> 12:07.186 I don't know, a bad taco I think. It's fine. 12:10.772 --> 12:13.941 - Dude, that is not cool. - I'm so sorry. 12:13.942 --> 12:16.652 You've been nauseous for three days, dude. 12:16.653 --> 12:18.572 You think maybe you should take a test? 12:19.072 --> 12:21.699 - What do you mean a test? - I mean a test. 12:21.700 --> 12:24.494 The kind you can't study for at Fullerton College. 13:06.411 --> 13:08.038 Oh, my fuck. 13:10.123 --> 13:11.458 Holy shit. 13:13.961 --> 13:15.546 Okay. 13:17.256 --> 13:18.257 Okay. 13:20.092 --> 13:21.843 Well, 13:21.844 --> 13:25.472 I want to be there to support you in any way possible. 13:26.849 --> 13:27.933 Yeah, like, 13:28.517 --> 13:30.935 I would start by calling Planned Parenthood, 13:30.936 --> 13:33.646 but I don't know if a private doctor does it or if it's nicer. 13:33.647 --> 13:35.941 I don't want you to have to go to some cheap clinic. 13:41.488 --> 13:44.199 - What? - Sounds like you've made my decision. 13:45.117 --> 13:48.077 - Excuse me? - That I should have an abortion. 13:48.078 --> 13:49.079 What? 13:50.914 --> 13:54.667 I would never make such a decision for you. 13:54.668 --> 13:56.128 That is your decision to make. 13:56.920 --> 13:59.172 I mean, ours. Together. 13:59.173 --> 14:02.050 But, a woman's body, your body, your right. 14:03.427 --> 14:05.219 I totally respect that. 14:05.220 --> 14:06.972 Of course. Obviously. 14:10.350 --> 14:12.436 - Are you Catholic? - No. 14:14.897 --> 14:16.523 But terminating a life… 14:18.901 --> 14:20.235 that's something to think about. 14:20.861 --> 14:24.865 As is aborting your future, Margo. Your promise. 14:26.783 --> 14:28.534 Ever had one of these before? 14:28.535 --> 14:29.536 No. 14:30.078 --> 14:32.413 Well, when the fetus is this size, 14:32.414 --> 14:34.123 we can't see well enough through the belly, 14:34.124 --> 14:36.876 so we have to take a peek internally. 14:36.877 --> 14:39.462 You're gonna stick that in me? 14:39.463 --> 14:42.048 Well, the gel is heated, so it shouldn't be too bad. 14:42.049 --> 14:43.799 How could it not be bad? 14:43.800 --> 14:46.053 I'm about to be fucked by a robot. 14:47.804 --> 14:51.390 - Sorry, that just came out. - I've heard worse. 14:51.391 --> 14:52.392 Are we ready? 14:53.519 --> 14:55.478 "Are we ready?" Yeah. 14:55.479 --> 14:57.146 Yeah, I guess we're ready. 14:57.147 --> 14:58.482 Make yourself comfortable. 15:01.568 --> 15:02.611 Here we go. 15:15.415 --> 15:16.458 What's that? 15:17.292 --> 15:18.710 That's the heartbeat. 15:25.300 --> 15:27.261 - It is? - I would say, 15:27.761 --> 15:29.554 based on these measurements, 15:29.555 --> 15:32.474 that you're about nine to ten weeks. 15:33.475 --> 15:35.018 - What? - I should've asked. 15:35.602 --> 15:36.854 Do you want a copy of the photo? 15:38.188 --> 15:39.273 Yeah. 15:49.992 --> 15:51.743 Do we know what we want to do about the pregnancy? 16:15.434 --> 16:16.685 I like your nails. 16:19.229 --> 16:20.230 Thanks. 16:23.984 --> 16:24.985 Ten weeks. 16:25.819 --> 16:27.362 Do you want to see the picture? 16:28.071 --> 16:29.072 No. 16:33.869 --> 16:35.204 You wanna keep it, don't you? 16:38.415 --> 16:39.625 I don't know. 16:52.804 --> 16:54.806 You keep this baby, you're taking care of it. 16:55.349 --> 16:57.100 - It would be your child. - I know. 16:59.645 --> 17:01.980 Goddamn it. You were in college. 17:02.648 --> 17:03.856 You were gonna be somebody. 17:03.857 --> 17:05.857 - Who was I gonna be? - You know what I mean. 17:05.858 --> 17:09.737 You were gonna have a career, and you were gonna, like, do things. 17:09.738 --> 17:12.115 - What things? - Whatever you wanted! 17:14.034 --> 17:15.326 Oh, my God. 17:15.327 --> 17:16.494 My God. 17:17.621 --> 17:19.915 - How do I tell Kenny? - Kenny? 17:20.499 --> 17:21.791 He's religious! 17:23.126 --> 17:25.419 He'll either be shocked that you're having an abortion, 17:25.420 --> 17:27.713 or that you got knocked up in the first place. 17:27.714 --> 17:30.132 I don't really care what Kenny thinks. 17:30.133 --> 17:35.097 Well, you need to, because he could end up your stepdad. 17:35.597 --> 17:38.475 Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 17:41.019 --> 17:42.020 I'm sorry. 17:45.774 --> 17:48.235 You know me well enough when I get scared. 17:49.945 --> 17:52.780 God, when I got pregnant with you, I was terrified. 17:52.781 --> 17:53.866 You kept me. 17:54.491 --> 17:56.909 A one-night stand from a guy who picked you up at Hooters. 17:56.910 --> 17:58.161 I mean, what would possess you? 18:02.708 --> 18:03.959 I thought he was the one. 18:04.960 --> 18:06.879 - Your dad. - You didn't even know his name. 18:07.629 --> 18:09.755 I guess, I'm gonna have to tell Dad, by the way, 18:09.756 --> 18:11.133 if I decide to keep it. 18:12.509 --> 18:15.303 Promised that I'd keep him in the loop on the big stuff. 18:15.304 --> 18:17.639 Yeah, when was the last time you talked to him? 18:19.600 --> 18:21.100 Not in a while. 18:21.101 --> 18:22.978 Closer to never than recently. 18:27.441 --> 18:30.027 How did you break the news when you were pregnant? 18:40.245 --> 18:45.792 One night, he and a few of his friends came into the restaurant and… 18:46.710 --> 18:48.461 Drunk off their asses… 18:48.462 --> 18:53.382 and after my shift, he took me back to his hotel room, 18:53.383 --> 18:54.885 and, you know, I told him. 19:01.642 --> 19:05.353 He seemed really happy. 19:05.354 --> 19:07.230 It was weird. 19:07.231 --> 19:11.776 Like, he couldn't stop smiling and he was rubbing my tummy. 19:11.777 --> 19:14.737 And then he told me he was married, 19:14.738 --> 19:19.451 and that kinda broke my heart. 19:20.661 --> 19:23.246 And I was crying, 19:23.247 --> 19:25.832 and he said, 19:27.209 --> 19:31.088 "I'm really glad that I met you." 19:31.672 --> 19:35.384 And I realized I was… 19:37.344 --> 19:39.387 I was really glad that I met him too. 19:39.388 --> 19:41.347 You know, he'd come into town, we'd get together, 19:41.348 --> 19:44.767 and he'd sometimes bring you a toy, rock you on his knee, 19:44.768 --> 19:47.729 and… you know, and hoist you around some. 19:49.231 --> 19:51.149 Hoist me around some and… 19:51.900 --> 19:54.819 Oh, yeah. My friends thought I was the biggest dumbass on earth, 19:54.820 --> 19:55.863 but I… 19:56.780 --> 19:57.823 I loved him. 20:00.367 --> 20:01.827 You chose to keep me. 20:05.038 --> 20:06.331 I did. 20:11.837 --> 20:13.964 Do you believe things happen for a reason? 20:15.674 --> 20:17.175 I don't know. 20:17.176 --> 20:18.969 I think you want to wreck your life. 20:19.678 --> 20:21.096 I ruined your life. 20:24.892 --> 20:27.477 You ruined my life so pretty. 20:39.573 --> 20:40.824 Are you in love with him? 20:41.658 --> 20:42.867 Your professor? 20:42.868 --> 20:44.286 I'm not in love with him. 20:48.123 --> 20:49.625 And I don't want him. 20:53.337 --> 20:55.005 But for whatever reason… 20:58.217 --> 20:59.635 …I want this baby. 21:04.097 --> 21:06.725 I want it more than I've ever wanted anything. 21:19.988 --> 21:22.783 It's very important that you not judge her. 21:23.450 --> 21:25.618 Why would we do that? We're not judgy people. 21:25.619 --> 21:27.578 I'm just saying. She's gonna need our support. 21:27.579 --> 21:30.581 I'm not gonna feign support for a decision I don't approve of. 21:30.582 --> 21:32.917 She's a student. Supposedly a feminist. 21:32.918 --> 21:34.461 I mean, what message is she sending? 21:37.089 --> 21:38.423 Hey. Sup? 21:41.093 --> 21:42.885 We were planning your baby shower. 21:42.886 --> 21:44.179 We were? 21:44.721 --> 21:46.013 I really don't want a baby shower. 21:46.014 --> 21:48.140 Whether you want one or not, you're gonna need stuff, 21:48.141 --> 21:50.853 - and that's the best way to get it. - Hey, may I ask, 21:51.770 --> 21:53.605 is he going to be part of the picture? 21:54.231 --> 21:56.733 - Evidently not. - What do you mean evidently? 21:57.526 --> 22:00.487 He's gone a bit silent after I told him I'm having it. 22:02.281 --> 22:03.657 He's gone stone-cold silent? 22:04.283 --> 22:05.951 He sent me another poem. 23:35.123 --> 23:38.627 Jinx! Jinx! Jinx! 24:31.388 --> 24:33.265 I'm not a serious person. 24:34.266 --> 24:35.809 What kind of person are you? 24:37.603 --> 24:40.104 A cheesy one. 24:40.105 --> 24:41.815 Can I ask you something? 24:43.317 --> 24:46.068 Why do you always write in the third person? 24:46.069 --> 24:51.074 I think that it makes me have more sympathy for the character. 24:52.159 --> 24:53.327 My character. 24:53.827 --> 24:55.954 Makes it easier for me to like myself. 24:57.247 --> 24:59.750 You're the most singular woman I've ever met. 25:06.965 --> 25:08.800 - Hey. - Hey. 25:09.760 --> 25:10.802 You all right? 25:11.595 --> 25:12.763 You been kind of quiet. 25:13.388 --> 25:16.390 I get triggered by long stretches of silences. 25:16.391 --> 25:17.684 How did I let this happen? 25:18.435 --> 25:20.228 Becca made a comment that 25:20.229 --> 25:24.525 it's not about me falling in love with him, as it is 25:25.025 --> 25:27.152 him making me fall in love with myself. 25:28.278 --> 25:29.988 I think that's what he did. 25:31.323 --> 25:32.574 He made me feel important. 25:34.576 --> 25:36.369 What am I gonna do? 25:36.370 --> 25:40.122 Can't even get a deep breath. It causes this stabbing pain. 25:40.123 --> 25:45.671 What I do is, I just pretend that stuff is make-believe. 25:46.839 --> 25:49.549 It's why I watch wrestling, you know, instead of other sports, 25:49.550 --> 25:52.761 'cause it's all scripted. It's pre-thought-out. 25:53.512 --> 25:54.804 I feel safe watching it. 25:54.805 --> 25:57.808 This is definitely not pre-thought-out, 25:58.600 --> 25:59.643 and I don't feel safe. 26:00.394 --> 26:01.603 Maybe try your father again. 26:03.230 --> 26:05.898 Dads are always good at making their daughters feel important. 26:05.899 --> 26:08.026 I've texted him a gazillion times. 26:09.945 --> 26:10.988 Maybe your mom? 26:13.323 --> 26:16.117 Could try the Goodwill. They might have a used UPPAbaby. 26:16.118 --> 26:18.035 They won't have anything there but crap. 26:18.036 --> 26:20.204 Brown floral fabric and cheap plastic. 26:20.205 --> 26:23.165 You want him to grow up and spit from truck windows 26:23.166 --> 26:25.084 and laugh at racist jokes? 26:25.085 --> 26:26.295 Come on. I get a discount. 26:26.962 --> 26:29.047 God, look at this stuff. 26:30.716 --> 26:32.676 How can they be so expensive? 26:33.510 --> 26:35.011 Twelve hundred dollars. 26:35.012 --> 26:36.804 - Yeah. - That's more than I paid for my car. 26:36.805 --> 26:39.850 Well, it's, you know, of higher quality, so… 26:42.644 --> 26:44.021 It's just all so beautiful. 26:44.730 --> 26:45.814 It really is. 26:52.196 --> 26:53.322 What are you doing? 26:54.114 --> 26:56.992 This is the world that my baby deserves. 26:57.701 --> 27:00.286 The one I won't come close to being able to afford. 27:00.287 --> 27:03.539 Get up off the floor. 27:03.540 --> 27:04.916 This is so wrong. 27:04.917 --> 27:07.169 You are making a scene. 27:07.878 --> 27:09.713 Get yourself back up off the floor, young lady. 27:11.798 --> 27:15.469 There are no victims in Bloomingdale's. 27:25.646 --> 27:26.647 Fine. 27:33.320 --> 27:34.488 I'm buying you this one. 27:35.239 --> 27:36.240 Let's go. 27:42.412 --> 27:43.413 Oh, God. 27:44.081 --> 27:45.082 Mom! 27:55.050 --> 27:59.428 …in. It will not hold me. Give in. 27:59.429 --> 28:01.056 Here, let me try. Let me try. 28:03.684 --> 28:05.185 My God. 28:10.983 --> 28:13.151 Thanks, Mom. Even with the discount. 28:14.194 --> 28:15.403 I don't care. 28:15.404 --> 28:18.782 No grandchild of mine is riding in a boring-ass stroller. 28:21.952 --> 28:22.953 What? 28:27.583 --> 28:28.959 Do not tell me… 28:29.877 --> 28:32.171 Yeah. That's him. 28:33.005 --> 28:35.799 Mom, listen to me. 28:36.675 --> 28:37.843 I'm gonna go talk to him. 28:39.011 --> 28:41.012 You're gonna take the stroller to the car. 28:41.013 --> 28:43.973 Let me just smash his face in. I can be quick about it. 28:43.974 --> 28:45.726 You're gonna mind your own business. 28:46.226 --> 28:48.187 - I don't do that. - I fucking swear. 28:49.104 --> 28:50.689 Just take the stroller to the car. 28:53.233 --> 28:54.318 I will deal. 29:12.002 --> 29:13.253 Professor. 29:14.004 --> 29:17.090 Margo Millet, I took your lit class. You probably don't remember. 29:18.091 --> 29:19.134 Do you remember? 29:20.511 --> 29:21.512 I do. 29:22.679 --> 29:24.597 - This is my wife… - Hi. 29:24.598 --> 29:25.599 …Sarah. 29:26.225 --> 29:27.808 - Daughter, Hailey. - Hi. 29:27.809 --> 29:29.228 My son, Max. 29:29.853 --> 29:31.021 Hello. 29:31.522 --> 29:32.772 Well, I'm sorry to intrude, 29:32.773 --> 29:36.527 but there's no time like the present to take exception, right? 29:38.737 --> 29:41.615 She was very disappointed by her final grade. 29:42.407 --> 29:44.409 She felt you treated her unfairly. 29:45.494 --> 29:46.744 Honey, 29:46.745 --> 29:48.829 - do you wanna just go inside for a sec? - Yeah. 29:48.830 --> 29:50.206 - Sure thing. - I'll be right there. 29:50.207 --> 29:52.375 - Come on, guys. - I'll be right there, bud. Okay? 29:52.376 --> 29:53.627 Daddy will be back. 29:57.548 --> 29:58.632 Did you follow me here? 29:59.132 --> 30:01.385 - Are you stalking me? - Stalking you? 30:02.010 --> 30:03.178 I was shopping here. 30:03.679 --> 30:05.514 Not like I can really afford to. 30:06.139 --> 30:08.600 - It's nice to see that you can. - Look, Margo, 30:09.309 --> 30:11.937 - I don't know what this is about, okay? - Look at me, Mark. 30:12.604 --> 30:14.981 - Take a guess. - I endeavored to be responsible here, 30:14.982 --> 30:17.233 and the most responsible thing that I could've possibly done, 30:17.234 --> 30:19.820 which I did do, was to discourage you from having this baby. 30:20.404 --> 30:21.988 Do you want me in this baby's life? 30:21.989 --> 30:23.447 Is that what this encounter is about? 30:23.448 --> 30:25.075 If it even is my child. 30:26.034 --> 30:27.286 Excuse me? 30:37.004 --> 30:38.505 What do you want from me, Margo? 30:40.549 --> 30:41.842 You know what, Mark? 30:43.260 --> 30:44.261 Nothing. 30:46.930 --> 30:48.599 I want absolutely nothing. 30:52.477 --> 30:56.064 He actually questioned whether the baby was his. 31:00.611 --> 31:01.861 He checked you out. 31:01.862 --> 31:03.154 As you walked by, 31:03.155 --> 31:07.534 the father of my child took a beat to check out my mother. 31:12.539 --> 31:13.998 I told you to stay out of it. 31:13.999 --> 31:15.750 I did stay out of it. 31:15.751 --> 31:17.502 I didn't even look at you. 31:17.503 --> 31:20.379 - I just walked to the car. - No. Yeah, you walked right by us. 31:20.380 --> 31:23.174 Okay, clearly you are looking for a fight, I suspect at him, 31:23.175 --> 31:25.301 and he's not here, so I'll do! 31:25.302 --> 31:28.388 Yeah, I'm angry at him and you. 31:29.723 --> 31:33.227 Because maybe this was a stupid decision, and maybe you were right. 31:34.603 --> 31:37.939 But this is my decision, and I'm having this baby. 31:37.940 --> 31:39.107 Your grandson. 31:39.691 --> 31:42.903 And for you to not show an inch of joy. 31:45.030 --> 31:46.573 How dare you not celebrate it? 31:47.491 --> 31:49.283 Because I don't! 31:49.284 --> 31:51.118 Will I love him? Of course. 31:51.119 --> 31:54.331 Just as I love you. From the day you were born. 31:55.916 --> 32:00.838 But no, I don't celebrate this tragedy for one second. 32:01.547 --> 32:02.839 Your life as you know it… 32:02.840 --> 32:04.967 No, check that… 32:06.009 --> 32:09.304 as you never got to know, is over. 32:10.097 --> 32:12.099 So, no, I don't rejoice in that. 32:16.854 --> 32:19.690 Life breaks people. 32:23.193 --> 32:26.112 Nobody tells you that, and you won't read that 32:26.113 --> 32:28.781 in those What to Expect When You're Expecting books. 32:28.782 --> 32:29.950 But this will break you. 32:32.536 --> 32:33.619 I'm not broken. 32:33.620 --> 32:34.912 I… 32:34.913 --> 32:37.206 Can you just get out of the car for two seconds? 32:37.207 --> 32:40.209 - You want me to get out of the car? - Yes, because I need to scream, 32:40.210 --> 32:41.670 and it's not good for the baby. 32:42.171 --> 32:44.630 And it'll reduce my stress, but might not his. 32:44.631 --> 32:46.883 So, please get out. 32:46.884 --> 32:48.218 It'll just take a second. 33:04.902 --> 33:06.653 - She's not doing it right. - Ma'am. 33:08.780 --> 33:10.741 Would you just give her the epidural? 33:11.283 --> 33:13.785 - Please. - God's sake. Give it to me then. 33:15.037 --> 33:16.954 - Push. Push. - You're almost there. 33:16.955 --> 33:18.581 One more giant push. 33:18.582 --> 33:19.874 Come on. 33:19.875 --> 33:22.544 Push! 33:45.108 --> 33:47.944 Is he okay? 33:47.945 --> 33:50.489 - He's perfect. - He's so beautiful. 33:51.198 --> 33:54.117 Mom, can you believe it? 33:54.660 --> 33:56.118 I did it. 33:56.119 --> 33:57.454 You did it, noodle. 33:58.121 --> 33:59.956 Yes. 33:59.957 --> 34:01.792 - My baby. - You've done it.