WEBVTT 00:00:16.330 --> 00:00:19.333 align:center Tonight, a 60 Minutes exclusive. 00:00:20.167 --> 00:00:24.920 align:center Ten years ago, no one on Earth was aware we were already under the protection 00:00:24.921 --> 00:00:27.841 align:center of someone calling himself Green Lantern. 00:00:28.467 --> 00:00:31.802 align:center Then, without warning, he made himself known, 00:00:31.803 --> 00:00:36.390 align:center dramatically stopping a meteor from devastating Victoria Falls. 00:00:36.391 --> 00:00:39.144 align:center Or, at least, he made himself partially known. 00:00:40.437 --> 00:00:45.484 align:center Here now, we bring you the first ever heart-to-heart with a superhero. 00:00:46.610 --> 00:00:47.611 align:center Are you nervous? 00:00:48.195 --> 00:00:49.487 align:center I don't get nervous. 00:00:49.488 --> 00:00:51.781 align:center - Part of the job description. - Of course. 00:00:51.782 --> 00:00:53.282 align:center Excited. 00:00:53.283 --> 00:00:55.494 align:center In that case, who are you? 00:00:57.120 --> 00:00:58.580 align:center I'm Hal Jordan. 00:00:59.831 --> 00:01:00.998 align:center Damn it, Marcus! 00:01:00.999 --> 00:01:04.419 align:center - You're gonna get us all in trouble. - Just watch the window! 00:01:07.631 --> 00:01:10.967 align:center So, what do you want the world to know about you? 00:01:11.635 --> 00:01:13.136 align:center I'm an Air Force veteran. 00:01:13.679 --> 00:01:15.138 align:center I'm a former test pilot. 00:01:16.181 --> 00:01:17.182 align:center And really... 00:01:21.520 --> 00:01:23.271 align:center just that I'm a regular person. 00:01:24.022 --> 00:01:25.023 align:center Like you. 00:01:25.691 --> 00:01:29.653 align:center Except that you're also Earth's first Green Lantern. 00:01:30.278 --> 00:01:31.405 align:center There is that, too. 00:01:31.905 --> 00:01:36.284 align:center In many ways, Hal Jordan was born for the role he would eventually play. 00:01:36.785 --> 00:01:39.078 align:center His father was a decorated test pilot 00:01:39.079 --> 00:01:42.332 align:center who died tragically in a crash when Hal was just eight. 00:01:43.875 --> 00:01:46.377 align:center Hal continued to follow in his father's footsteps... 00:01:46.378 --> 00:01:48.587 align:center Shit, shit, shit! He's home! 00:01:48.588 --> 00:01:51.090 align:center Damn it! Come on, John, turn the TV off! 00:01:51.091 --> 00:01:55.219 align:center Well, I'm the only one here, but we're like beat cops. 00:01:55.220 --> 00:01:56.762 align:center - Only each one of us... - Turn it off! 00:01:56.763 --> 00:01:58.180 align:center ...has a chunk of the galaxy. 00:01:58.181 --> 00:02:01.016 align:center And how are you chosen for this chunk? 00:02:01.017 --> 00:02:02.560 align:center - Is there a test? - John! 00:02:02.561 --> 00:02:05.439 align:center - Come on, turn the TV off! - It's only one question. 00:02:06.356 --> 00:02:08.692 align:center - We're so dead. - "Are you afraid?" 00:02:09.943 --> 00:02:11.862 align:center And you said, "No." 00:02:12.404 --> 00:02:13.613 align:center I did. 00:02:14.281 --> 00:02:18.577 align:center Every kid's worst fear is losing a parent. 00:02:19.786 --> 00:02:21.204 align:center Once that happens... 00:02:24.499 --> 00:02:26.126 align:center there is nothing to fear anymore. 00:02:47.272 --> 00:02:48.940 align:center So you gonna tell me his real name? 00:02:51.818 --> 00:02:53.195 align:center Hal something. 00:02:53.779 --> 00:02:54.780 align:center Hal? 00:02:55.322 --> 00:02:56.448 align:center Yes, sir. 00:03:00.243 --> 00:03:01.536 align:center Outside. Now. 00:03:27.938 --> 00:03:29.314 align:center Are you afraid? 00:03:30.690 --> 00:03:31.817 align:center No, sir! 00:04:00.470 --> 00:04:01.680 align:center Let's go get a burger. 00:04:23.618 --> 00:04:24.619 align:center Shit. 00:05:04.701 --> 00:05:05.702 align:center I'm late. 00:05:08.038 --> 00:05:09.039 align:center Yes, sir. 00:05:09.998 --> 00:05:11.708 align:center You're not gonna say anything? 00:05:30.977 --> 00:05:32.227 align:center You sure you're not mad? 00:05:32.228 --> 00:05:34.564 align:center - No, sir. - Me, I'd be pissed off. 00:05:35.065 --> 00:05:37.024 align:center Disappearing for two weeks, 00:05:37.025 --> 00:05:40.403 align:center no explanation, show up hungover, and late. 00:05:41.863 --> 00:05:43.739 align:center Come on, you gotta be a little angry. 00:05:43.740 --> 00:05:45.200 align:center No, sir. 00:05:46.493 --> 00:05:47.743 align:center Mildly perturbed? 00:05:47.744 --> 00:05:49.370 align:center No, sir. 00:05:49.371 --> 00:05:51.413 align:center How come it is every time you say "sir," 00:05:51.414 --> 00:05:53.332 align:center it sounds more and more like, "Fuck you"? 00:05:53.333 --> 00:05:54.918 align:center I have no idea. 00:05:55.460 --> 00:05:56.670 align:center Sir. 00:05:59.756 --> 00:06:02.049 align:center You must be wondering where I was. 00:06:02.050 --> 00:06:04.969 align:center - You ever heard of Pharon 4? - Well, we're in training. 00:06:04.970 --> 00:06:06.595 align:center We haven't gone off-planet yet. 00:06:06.596 --> 00:06:09.139 align:center Yeah, yeah, that's right. It's a shithole of a planet 00:06:09.140 --> 00:06:10.766 align:center that was on the verge of civil war. 00:06:10.767 --> 00:06:12.935 align:center The point is, if I'm hungover, 00:06:12.936 --> 00:06:15.437 align:center it's only because I was celebrating the new peace. 00:06:15.438 --> 00:06:16.689 align:center So, how'd you manage it? 00:06:16.690 --> 00:06:19.317 align:center A little bit of diplomacy, a little punching, you know the drill. 00:06:19.859 --> 00:06:21.527 align:center Actually, I don't, sir. That's the point. 00:06:21.528 --> 00:06:23.487 align:center Well, you got all the time in the world. 00:06:23.488 --> 00:06:24.697 align:center With all due respect, 00:06:24.698 --> 00:06:27.117 align:center we've been doing this, what, two months? 00:06:28.702 --> 00:06:30.327 align:center And I haven't even worn the ring yet. 00:06:30.328 --> 00:06:33.872 align:center Don't get hung up on the jewelry, Junior. You'll wear it when it chooses you. 00:06:33.873 --> 00:06:36.417 align:center I thought the point was that the Guardians chose me. 00:06:36.418 --> 00:06:38.252 align:center - That's all. - The big blue bosses 00:06:38.253 --> 00:06:39.545 align:center may think that you're hot shit, 00:06:39.546 --> 00:06:42.339 align:center but you're just a fucking substitute teacher, Junior. 00:06:42.340 --> 00:06:44.133 align:center You're not ready to get up in front of the class 00:06:44.134 --> 00:06:45.593 align:center until the ring says you are. 00:06:54.102 --> 00:06:55.103 align:center Here. 00:06:55.687 --> 00:06:56.938 align:center You wanna take it? 00:06:57.689 --> 00:06:59.149 align:center Is that a test? 00:07:01.484 --> 00:07:04.486 align:center There's a taco stand up the road about three miles. 00:07:04.487 --> 00:07:05.780 align:center I'll meet you there. 00:07:45.653 --> 00:07:48.280 align:center - Hello? - Dad, he tried to kill me. 00:07:48.281 --> 00:07:50.991 align:center We was on our way to a flying lesson, and he-- 00:07:50.992 --> 00:07:52.910 align:center Jordan just tried to fucking kill me. 00:07:52.911 --> 00:07:54.578 align:center He can't kill you. 00:07:54.579 --> 00:07:56.081 align:center He's just trying to put you on tilt. 00:07:56.664 --> 00:07:58.082 align:center I'm not on fucking tilt. 00:07:58.083 --> 00:07:59.374 align:center Then he's testing you. 00:07:59.375 --> 00:08:00.709 align:center They're allowed to have tantrums. 00:08:00.710 --> 00:08:03.546 align:center We're not. So breathe in, button down, and bottle up. 00:08:04.255 --> 00:08:06.381 align:center You need to be cool. Can you be cool, son? 00:08:06.382 --> 00:08:08.593 align:center - Yes, sir. I can be cool. - Good. 00:08:09.135 --> 00:08:11.638 align:center - You want this, right? - Of course, I want this. 00:08:12.138 --> 00:08:13.472 align:center Just stay the course 00:08:13.473 --> 00:08:14.808 align:center and this job is yours. 00:08:17.018 --> 00:08:18.019 align:center Yeah, well... 00:08:28.196 --> 00:08:29.446 align:center Shit. 00:08:29.447 --> 00:08:30.657 align:center Am I dead? 00:08:31.282 --> 00:08:32.909 align:center - What? - You're wearing my ring. 00:08:33.576 --> 00:08:35.036 align:center Is that supposed to be funny? 00:08:36.871 --> 00:08:38.664 align:center Hey, did I do something to piss you off? 00:08:38.665 --> 00:08:40.124 align:center 'Cause if I did, I'm sorry. 00:08:40.125 --> 00:08:42.501 align:center You? Hal Jordan? Sorry? 00:08:42.502 --> 00:08:43.753 align:center That's right. 00:08:44.254 --> 00:08:45.505 align:center I must have a concussion. 00:08:46.256 --> 00:08:48.258 align:center Wait a sec. Wait a sec. 00:08:48.800 --> 00:08:50.468 align:center Let's start at the beginning. 00:08:51.511 --> 00:08:53.595 align:center Who are you and why are you wearing my ring? 00:08:53.596 --> 00:08:55.431 align:center I'm John Stewart, your trainee. 00:08:56.516 --> 00:08:58.433 align:center Lanterns don't have trainees from their own sector. 00:08:58.434 --> 00:08:59.561 align:center They do now. 00:09:00.937 --> 00:09:02.272 align:center What year is it? 00:09:02.897 --> 00:09:04.190 align:center 2016. 00:09:05.108 --> 00:09:06.109 align:center Holy... 00:09:07.485 --> 00:09:09.487 align:center You want to tell me what you think is going on? 00:09:10.405 --> 00:09:12.156 align:center I'm a backup of Hal Jordan's consciousness, 00:09:12.157 --> 00:09:14.659 align:center combined with the sentience of the ring, I'm here to give myself a message. 00:09:15.285 --> 00:09:18.121 align:center - So you are Hal? - No. Yes. Mostly. Ish. 00:09:19.247 --> 00:09:21.206 align:center Well, it's like when you store yourself in the cloud, 00:09:21.207 --> 00:09:22.457 align:center only every once in a while, 00:09:22.458 --> 00:09:24.043 align:center when you're needed in the real world, you... 00:09:25.587 --> 00:09:27.754 align:center Lanterns, they're required to be uploaded weekly, 00:09:27.755 --> 00:09:30.550 align:center for posterity's sake, in case something happens to us. 00:09:33.761 --> 00:09:35.263 align:center I should have taught you this. 00:09:36.764 --> 00:09:38.515 align:center I thought I was training you. 00:09:38.516 --> 00:09:39.559 align:center Yeah, I thought so, too. 00:09:40.185 --> 00:09:41.519 align:center When were you last backed up? 00:09:42.103 --> 00:09:45.480 align:center Evidently, ten years ago. Listen, I need to find myself. 00:09:45.481 --> 00:09:47.274 align:center - Where am I? - Oh, you're three miles 00:09:47.275 --> 00:09:49.234 align:center up the street eating tacos. 00:09:49.235 --> 00:09:50.778 align:center Oh, good. You can fly us there, then. 00:09:52.822 --> 00:09:54.240 align:center I haven't... 00:09:55.366 --> 00:09:57.035 align:center taught you how to fly yet, have I? 00:10:01.539 --> 00:10:02.915 align:center I'll tell you what. 00:10:02.916 --> 00:10:06.044 align:center You tell me what you want me to tell you. 00:10:07.879 --> 00:10:08.922 align:center Do I trust you? 00:10:10.131 --> 00:10:13.801 align:center I mean, you know, we... You know, we get along? 00:10:14.719 --> 00:10:16.012 align:center We get along great. 00:10:20.683 --> 00:10:22.685 align:center There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska. 00:10:25.396 --> 00:10:27.774 align:center - That's it? - Well, I'll know what I mean. 00:10:40.161 --> 00:10:41.955 align:center Hey, it's Green Lantern! 00:10:43.081 --> 00:10:45.499 align:center - You're a legend, man. - Thank you. 00:10:45.500 --> 00:10:47.125 align:center - I want a selfie! - Ask him! 00:10:47.126 --> 00:10:48.628 align:center Let the man breathe! 00:10:49.254 --> 00:10:50.587 align:center It's not a petting zoo. 00:10:50.588 --> 00:10:51.589 align:center Come on. 00:10:52.173 --> 00:10:54.132 align:center I'll bring your food to your table, Mr. Jordan. 00:10:54.133 --> 00:10:56.093 align:center - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 00:10:56.094 --> 00:10:57.679 align:center - All right, guys. - Thanks very much. Thanks. 00:10:58.554 --> 00:10:59.639 align:center Check it out! 00:11:02.016 --> 00:11:03.100 align:center I'm... 00:11:03.101 --> 00:11:04.769 align:center Do you think that my daughter could maybe... 00:11:05.436 --> 00:11:07.730 align:center Absolutely. Come here. Come on. Come here. 00:11:08.231 --> 00:11:09.398 align:center There we go. 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:10.900 align:center All right. 00:11:11.484 --> 00:11:13.193 align:center - Thank you. - You're very welcome. 00:11:13.194 --> 00:11:16.155 align:center - She misses the suit. - I didn't say that. 00:11:16.906 --> 00:11:19.450 align:center Tell your mom I still wear it on special occasions. 00:11:19.951 --> 00:11:20.952 align:center Yeah. 00:11:40.471 --> 00:11:41.888 align:center I could have fucking died. 00:11:41.889 --> 00:11:44.058 align:center You want me to train you, I'm training you. 00:11:46.144 --> 00:11:47.603 align:center How'd you save yourself? 00:11:48.229 --> 00:11:49.772 align:center What'd you make with the ring? 00:11:51.190 --> 00:11:52.233 align:center Bubble wrap. 00:11:54.360 --> 00:11:56.403 align:center - Oh, you're a genius. - Yeah. 00:11:56.404 --> 00:11:57.780 align:center Dessert's on the house. 00:11:58.323 --> 00:12:00.199 align:center Well, thank you very much. 00:12:00.700 --> 00:12:03.578 align:center Can I ask why only on special occasions? 00:12:06.622 --> 00:12:08.165 align:center It's like when you're young and eager 00:12:08.166 --> 00:12:10.250 align:center and you like to prove yourself, so you wear a tie 00:12:10.251 --> 00:12:11.919 align:center so people will take you seriously. 00:12:12.545 --> 00:12:14.589 align:center But when you get older and wiser... 00:12:17.258 --> 00:12:19.510 align:center you realize ties are a pain in the ass. 00:12:23.264 --> 00:12:26.267 align:center - Good one. - Yeah. Good one. 00:12:28.269 --> 00:12:29.437 align:center Give me my ring. 00:12:35.318 --> 00:12:37.236 align:center You sent yourself a message, by the way. 00:12:38.321 --> 00:12:40.238 align:center - What are you talking about? - The ring. 00:12:40.239 --> 00:12:41.699 align:center Your backup consciousness. 00:12:42.200 --> 00:12:43.659 align:center You were a lot nicer ten years ago. 00:12:43.785 --> 00:12:44.869 align:center What did I say? 00:12:45.870 --> 00:12:47.997 align:center "There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska." 00:12:48.790 --> 00:12:49.957 align:center Pay the check. 00:12:59.634 --> 00:13:00.635 align:center Motherfucker. 00:13:55.398 --> 00:13:57.024 align:center Sorry, no one's allowed in. 00:13:57.900 --> 00:14:00.068 align:center Really? It seems like the whole town's in there. 00:14:00.069 --> 00:14:02.738 align:center Oh, come on. That's enough, don't you think? 00:14:04.824 --> 00:14:05.949 align:center John Stewart. 00:14:05.950 --> 00:14:07.869 align:center I'm with Hal Jordan. We're partners. 00:14:08.786 --> 00:14:10.787 align:center I thought there was only one Green Lantern. 00:14:10.788 --> 00:14:14.167 align:center - Well, technically, I'm in training. - So like a sidekick? 00:14:19.005 --> 00:14:20.715 align:center Why don't you just make the call? 00:14:24.051 --> 00:14:25.261 align:center Hey, boss. 00:14:27.096 --> 00:14:28.306 align:center There's another one. 00:14:30.057 --> 00:14:31.601 align:center You fucking kidding me? 00:14:32.185 --> 00:14:34.811 align:center Tell him to stay on the fucking sidelines 00:14:34.812 --> 00:14:36.439 align:center with that other fucking shithead. 00:14:38.733 --> 00:14:39.734 align:center Yes, ma'am. 00:14:44.530 --> 00:14:45.740 align:center What's the word? 00:14:48.784 --> 00:14:50.119 align:center Stay off the field. 00:15:09.931 --> 00:15:11.015 align:center You ditched me. 00:15:11.724 --> 00:15:14.434 align:center I was testing you, seeing if you had it in you 00:15:14.435 --> 00:15:16.019 align:center to get yourself here on your own. 00:15:16.020 --> 00:15:18.104 align:center You've been here six hours, 00:15:18.105 --> 00:15:20.274 align:center so why are they still processing the scene? 00:15:21.567 --> 00:15:23.693 align:center Emergency services from two different counties. 00:15:23.694 --> 00:15:26.489 align:center They're interviewing witnesses, escorting them out ten at a time. 00:15:27.949 --> 00:15:29.951 align:center It's a decidedly small-town pace. 00:15:31.452 --> 00:15:33.119 align:center I don't get it. You flew all the way here 00:15:33.120 --> 00:15:34.622 align:center just to ride the bench. 00:15:37.208 --> 00:15:39.877 align:center The answer to that mystery is heading right to you. 00:15:41.212 --> 00:15:42.463 align:center Hey, Sheriff... 00:15:43.673 --> 00:15:45.758 align:center Kane. John Stewart. 00:15:47.218 --> 00:15:48.386 align:center Kerry. 00:15:48.928 --> 00:15:52.890 align:center - John. Training under Hal. - What an honor. 00:15:53.391 --> 00:15:55.267 align:center 'Cause it was certainly an honor to meet him 00:15:55.268 --> 00:15:56.810 align:center when he arrived. 00:15:56.811 --> 00:15:58.728 align:center - You don't have jurisdiction. - She's about to tell you 00:15:58.729 --> 00:15:59.896 align:center we don't have jurisdiction. 00:15:59.897 --> 00:16:01.189 align:center - You don't. - I will. 00:16:01.190 --> 00:16:02.858 align:center I can't do this again. 00:16:03.943 --> 00:16:07.487 align:center Look, you're a big shot. Noted. But your jurisdiction 00:16:07.488 --> 00:16:10.156 align:center only covers extraterrestrial events. 00:16:10.157 --> 00:16:13.326 align:center This is pretty much the definition of terrestrial. 00:16:13.327 --> 00:16:15.078 align:center These victims are going to end up being aliens. 00:16:15.079 --> 00:16:17.080 align:center - Based on what? - I have a feeling. 00:16:17.081 --> 00:16:18.206 align:center He has a feeling. 00:16:18.207 --> 00:16:20.292 align:center I have a very strong feeling. 00:16:20.293 --> 00:16:22.670 align:center Well, then, by all means, the scene is yours. 00:16:25.047 --> 00:16:29.635 align:center Well, it seems kind of mellow for a mass shooting, don't you think? 00:16:30.845 --> 00:16:32.220 align:center They're in shock. 00:16:32.221 --> 00:16:34.140 align:center Or nobody knows the victims. 00:16:34.974 --> 00:16:37.643 align:center Does anybody seem extra upset to you down there? 00:16:40.938 --> 00:16:42.815 align:center You see anybody standing with the bodies? 00:16:43.983 --> 00:16:45.443 align:center Say it with me now. 00:16:46.193 --> 00:16:47.236 align:center Aliens. 00:16:48.487 --> 00:16:51.615 align:center Look, I know you think you're helping, 00:16:51.616 --> 00:16:53.367 align:center but you need to trust me. 00:16:53.951 --> 00:16:56.703 align:center These people are my friends. They're my neighbors. 00:16:56.704 --> 00:16:59.582 align:center They understand your job. They know we're not alone. 00:17:00.082 --> 00:17:02.500 align:center There's a difference between hearing that on CNN 00:17:02.501 --> 00:17:03.711 align:center and seeing it up close. 00:17:04.253 --> 00:17:06.254 align:center If it ends up being the case, we'll deal with it. 00:17:06.255 --> 00:17:09.258 align:center But until then, I'm trying to keep the scene calm. 00:17:09.759 --> 00:17:14.347 align:center So if you could do me a favor, keep away from the news vans. 00:17:15.931 --> 00:17:17.391 align:center It was nice to meet you. 00:17:17.933 --> 00:17:21.437 align:center Now, if you'll both kindly stay the fuck out of my way. 00:17:29.695 --> 00:17:31.572 align:center She's something incredible, isn't she? 00:17:32.073 --> 00:17:33.532 align:center I think she hates your guts. 00:17:34.909 --> 00:17:36.911 align:center Yeah, but it's the way she hates them. 00:17:42.667 --> 00:17:44.042 align:center So, what's going on here? 00:17:44.043 --> 00:17:46.462 align:center Well, if I'm not mistaken-- 00:17:48.339 --> 00:17:49.674 align:center Why don't you tell me? 00:17:53.552 --> 00:17:57.598 align:center Looks to me like Rushville scored a game-winning field goal. 00:18:00.476 --> 00:18:02.269 align:center Kicking block is still out there. 00:18:03.062 --> 00:18:04.271 align:center Fence is broken. 00:18:04.814 --> 00:18:07.441 align:center My guess is home fans rushed the field. 00:18:07.942 --> 00:18:09.192 align:center This being a rivalry, 00:18:09.193 --> 00:18:11.861 align:center a few visitor fans wander onto the field. 00:18:11.862 --> 00:18:14.573 align:center This being Nebraska, more than a few are carrying. 00:18:15.574 --> 00:18:18.493 align:center You got four dead, all in visitor sweatshirts. 00:18:18.494 --> 00:18:23.582 align:center And still none of this explains why you think it has anything to do with aliens. 00:18:27.712 --> 00:18:30.130 align:center You know, I've been doing this job since you were a baby. 00:18:30.131 --> 00:18:32.298 align:center I'm the only person on this whole goddamn planet 00:18:32.299 --> 00:18:33.800 align:center that's ever done this job. 00:18:33.801 --> 00:18:36.511 align:center I say I got a fucking feeling, I got a fucking feeling, Junior. 00:18:36.512 --> 00:18:38.556 align:center "There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska." 00:18:39.181 --> 00:18:41.349 align:center You've been monitoring this exact spot. 00:18:41.350 --> 00:18:42.976 align:center "Hail" obviously means aliens. 00:18:42.977 --> 00:18:44.979 align:center Christ, they even sound the fucking same. 00:18:45.813 --> 00:18:48.064 align:center So we both know this is more than just a feeling. 00:18:48.065 --> 00:18:49.400 align:center - Do we? - Yeah, we do. 00:18:50.693 --> 00:18:52.236 align:center Here's all you need to know. 00:18:52.820 --> 00:18:54.155 align:center This is my job. 00:18:54.655 --> 00:18:57.032 align:center As long as I'm alive, that ain't changing. 00:18:57.533 --> 00:18:59.784 align:center And I don't plan on dying anytime soon, 00:18:59.785 --> 00:19:02.203 align:center so why don't you do yourself a big favor 00:19:02.204 --> 00:19:04.540 align:center and take a nice long, deep breath, Junior? 00:19:15.009 --> 00:19:16.010 align:center Fuck. 00:19:17.094 --> 00:19:18.721 align:center I think one of them is still here. 00:19:19.597 --> 00:19:21.264 align:center Yeah, the one in the short-sleeved shirt. 00:19:21.265 --> 00:19:22.682 align:center Been clocking him since I got here, 00:19:22.683 --> 00:19:25.519 align:center trying to figure out why he didn't bolt, and what he still wants here. 00:19:26.061 --> 00:19:27.271 align:center You told the sheriff? 00:19:27.813 --> 00:19:29.356 align:center Of course not. 00:19:29.815 --> 00:19:31.192 align:center But it's her crime scene. 00:19:32.485 --> 00:19:34.861 align:center That's how you'd play this if you had the ring? 00:19:34.862 --> 00:19:35.945 align:center Yeah. 00:19:35.946 --> 00:19:37.490 align:center I respect the chain of command. 00:19:40.409 --> 00:19:42.369 align:center Well, by all means, go respect it. 00:19:50.669 --> 00:19:51.921 align:center Would you excuse me? 00:19:54.215 --> 00:19:56.133 align:center Hey, shithead. 00:19:56.634 --> 00:19:59.761 align:center What part of stay the fuck away, was confusing? 00:19:59.762 --> 00:20:01.137 align:center There's something you need to see. 00:20:01.138 --> 00:20:02.388 align:center If you're about to tell me 00:20:02.389 --> 00:20:04.098 align:center about the redneck in the short sleeves 00:20:04.099 --> 00:20:05.558 align:center who ditched his only warm clothes 00:20:05.559 --> 00:20:07.644 align:center so we wouldn't put him with the other victims, 00:20:07.645 --> 00:20:09.771 align:center I'm trying to make sure he doesn't get spooked 00:20:09.772 --> 00:20:12.358 align:center and start shooting the place up like his dead friends. 00:20:15.736 --> 00:20:17.237 align:center I just fucked up, didn't I? 00:20:17.238 --> 00:20:18.906 align:center I suspect you did. 00:20:27.998 --> 00:20:29.083 align:center Fuck. 00:21:52.625 --> 00:21:54.168 align:center - You got him? - Sure. 00:22:01.675 --> 00:22:04.511 align:center - I need to interrogate him. - Like fucking hell you do. 00:22:08.349 --> 00:22:09.350 align:center Hi. 00:22:09.850 --> 00:22:11.810 align:center - Yeah. - You thirsty? 00:22:43.592 --> 00:22:44.760 align:center Howdy, fellas. 00:22:50.724 --> 00:22:53.393 align:center Hey, can I have another, another, and another? 00:22:53.394 --> 00:22:54.478 align:center Sure thing. 00:22:55.938 --> 00:22:58.314 align:center Did you just use that ring to counterfeit money? 00:22:58.315 --> 00:23:01.484 align:center No. I manifested money with the power of my will. 00:23:01.485 --> 00:23:03.236 align:center Oh, wow. But you couldn't manifest 00:23:03.237 --> 00:23:05.572 align:center something for the guy I was chasing. Got it. 00:23:06.365 --> 00:23:08.117 align:center This ring is a dangerous weapon. 00:23:09.076 --> 00:23:12.204 align:center When and if to use it, that's the whole ball game, Junior. 00:23:14.373 --> 00:23:16.833 align:center Tell me how you got it, the ring. 00:23:16.834 --> 00:23:18.042 align:center You know how I got it. 00:23:18.043 --> 00:23:20.254 align:center Yeah, but I mean, what I know can't be true, right? 00:23:21.005 --> 00:23:22.463 align:center Well, I got it the old-fashioned way. 00:23:22.464 --> 00:23:25.718 align:center - I sure as hell didn't interview for it. - Oh, well, shit, maybe you should have. 00:23:27.094 --> 00:23:29.679 align:center I mean, power like that, shouldn't you have to work for it, 00:23:29.680 --> 00:23:31.055 align:center excel, prove yourself, 00:23:31.056 --> 00:23:33.725 align:center instead of just getting randomly selected? 00:23:33.726 --> 00:23:35.768 align:center Why do you give a shit how I got my ring? 00:23:35.769 --> 00:23:38.605 align:center Because I think that's why we're in goddamn Nebraska. 00:23:41.608 --> 00:23:44.152 align:center I was a couple years into being a test pilot. 00:23:44.153 --> 00:23:45.445 align:center You know, middle of the night, 00:23:45.446 --> 00:23:47.030 align:center I'm sleeping off about nine too many, 00:23:47.031 --> 00:23:48.741 align:center still had my boots and jeans on. 00:23:50.659 --> 00:23:52.870 align:center All of a sudden, my room starts to vibrate. 00:23:54.413 --> 00:23:55.664 align:center I open my eyes, 00:23:56.165 --> 00:23:57.999 align:center and I'm in a big fucking bubble. 00:23:58.000 --> 00:23:59.918 align:center A big fucking green bubble. 00:24:00.502 --> 00:24:02.920 align:center This green bubble floats me up out of bed. 00:24:02.921 --> 00:24:04.380 align:center Next thing I know, there's a voice 00:24:04.381 --> 00:24:05.882 align:center running through my entire body, 00:24:05.883 --> 00:24:07.718 align:center bones, teeth, heart, the whole deal. 00:24:08.218 --> 00:24:09.428 align:center And it says to me... 00:24:11.430 --> 00:24:12.765 align:center "Are you afraid?" 00:24:14.016 --> 00:24:17.977 align:center I say, "No. I'm not afraid." 00:24:17.978 --> 00:24:19.146 align:center Wham! 00:24:20.022 --> 00:24:22.815 align:center Yanks me out the window across the sky like a fish getting reeled in. 00:24:22.816 --> 00:24:24.818 align:center Couple hundred miles in about ten seconds. 00:24:25.569 --> 00:24:27.111 align:center I fly fighter jets. 00:24:27.112 --> 00:24:29.197 align:center I have an excellent sense of airspeed and bearing. 00:24:29.198 --> 00:24:32.159 align:center That's how I know exactly where that green bubble set me down. 00:24:32.743 --> 00:24:33.826 align:center Nebraska. 00:24:33.827 --> 00:24:36.537 align:center Not more than 20 miles from where we sit right now. 00:24:36.538 --> 00:24:38.916 align:center Which is middle of fucking nowhere. 00:24:39.458 --> 00:24:41.835 align:center Thus, an excellent place to crash a spaceship. 00:24:44.671 --> 00:24:45.714 align:center There he was. 00:24:46.423 --> 00:24:47.965 align:center Right in front of me. 00:24:47.966 --> 00:24:48.967 align:center The pilot. 00:24:49.843 --> 00:24:51.511 align:center Bonafide fucking alien. 00:24:51.512 --> 00:24:54.555 align:center Pink and bald, coughing up glow-in-the-dark blood. 00:24:54.556 --> 00:24:56.183 align:center It was pretty fucking intense. 00:25:04.024 --> 00:25:06.401 align:center Hey, you think you're funny? 00:25:07.277 --> 00:25:09.278 align:center So Pinko starts talking. 00:25:09.279 --> 00:25:12.324 align:center And it comes out all clicks and gurgles. He's dying. 00:25:13.700 --> 00:25:16.078 align:center And he gives me his ring. This ring. 00:25:16.954 --> 00:25:18.663 align:center And when I put it on, 00:25:18.664 --> 00:25:20.999 align:center I can understand every fucking word he says. 00:25:22.751 --> 00:25:24.419 align:center "My name is Abin Sur, 00:25:25.379 --> 00:25:28.507 align:center responsible for maintaining the peace and sovereignty 00:25:29.341 --> 00:25:30.968 align:center of Sector 2814. 00:25:33.053 --> 00:25:35.139 align:center And this responsibility is now yours, 00:25:35.973 --> 00:25:38.600 align:center as the ring has chosen you to be my successor." 00:25:40.352 --> 00:25:42.478 align:center Now, fuck, did I know what sovereignty meant? 00:25:42.479 --> 00:25:45.440 align:center Hell no, I didn't. And then he said two more words, 00:25:46.150 --> 00:25:47.359 align:center his last words. 00:25:47.943 --> 00:25:49.402 align:center And he kind of whispered 'em, 00:25:49.403 --> 00:25:51.612 align:center so I'm never really sure whether he said "Good luck" 00:25:51.613 --> 00:25:52.698 align:center or "Ah, fuck." 00:25:53.240 --> 00:25:55.867 align:center Anyway, it turns out Earth's way off grid, 00:25:55.868 --> 00:25:58.537 align:center out of their jurisdiction. Galactic fucking backwater. 00:25:59.121 --> 00:26:01.623 align:center A human getting a ring, isn't it a fucking fluke? 00:26:03.709 --> 00:26:05.835 align:center The big, blue bosses, they'd never wanted any Lantern 00:26:05.836 --> 00:26:07.754 align:center coming near our little shithole planet. 00:26:08.797 --> 00:26:12.759 align:center And that's why my gut always told me that crash was no accident. 00:26:13.302 --> 00:26:15.429 align:center When it says there's a shitstorm en route, 00:26:15.971 --> 00:26:19.182 align:center I make sure there's a lookout to tell me when it's fucking coming. 00:26:19.183 --> 00:26:20.642 align:center The Halogram. 00:26:22.477 --> 00:26:24.229 align:center Halogram. That's clever. 00:26:24.730 --> 00:26:26.565 align:center - Thank you. - It's not that clever. 00:26:29.610 --> 00:26:32.321 align:center Hey, Jordan! Ass-face! 00:26:33.071 --> 00:26:34.280 align:center You ignoring me? 00:26:34.281 --> 00:26:36.908 align:center So help me God, if that song plays one more time, 00:26:36.909 --> 00:26:39.203 align:center I'm gonna put you inside that fucking jukebox! 00:26:41.788 --> 00:26:43.581 align:center Hal, I think he's talking to you. 00:26:43.582 --> 00:26:44.750 align:center Yeah, I hear him. 00:26:45.292 --> 00:26:46.460 align:center You want to fight? 00:26:48.045 --> 00:26:49.713 align:center You want to go to jail. 00:26:51.298 --> 00:26:54.175 align:center You want to go to jail so you can talk to that guy 00:26:54.176 --> 00:26:55.927 align:center that Mrs. Sheriff doesn't want you to talk to. 00:26:55.928 --> 00:26:57.012 align:center Not guy. 00:26:57.846 --> 00:27:00.181 align:center - Alien. - This is a stupid plan. 00:27:00.182 --> 00:27:02.351 align:center - I've had stupider. - That I do not doubt. 00:27:06.104 --> 00:27:07.940 align:center All right. Here we go. 00:27:14.112 --> 00:27:17.782 align:center Look, it's gonna look like they're really kicking the shit out of me, 00:27:17.783 --> 00:27:20.618 align:center so you're gonna be tempted to jump in, but I need you to stay right here. 00:27:20.619 --> 00:27:21.870 align:center Will do. You got it. 00:27:25.165 --> 00:27:26.333 align:center Thanks. 00:27:32.756 --> 00:27:34.258 align:center Hey, fellas. 00:27:35.259 --> 00:27:36.718 align:center Tell me something, would you? 00:27:37.427 --> 00:27:40.179 align:center What the fuck is your problem with roller skates? 00:27:40.180 --> 00:27:42.515 align:center Look, pretty boy. Show me what you got. 00:27:42.516 --> 00:27:44.475 align:center Oh, my. You look like my sister. 00:27:44.476 --> 00:27:45.643 align:center God bless ya. Now what? 00:27:45.644 --> 00:27:47.103 align:center What the fuck are you talking about? 00:27:47.104 --> 00:27:48.397 align:center You gonna say yes? 00:27:49.773 --> 00:27:52.734 align:center He didn't get down on one knee, but a ring's a ring. 00:27:53.819 --> 00:27:56.279 align:center No, I don't think he wants me to have this ring. 00:27:56.280 --> 00:27:57.406 align:center Ever. 00:27:58.156 --> 00:28:00.866 align:center - But he gave it to you. - I reckon he's testing me. 00:28:00.867 --> 00:28:02.077 align:center Testing you how? 00:28:07.791 --> 00:28:10.168 align:center - Who gives a shit? - Come on, bring it on. 00:28:10.669 --> 00:28:12.379 align:center - What are you drinking, stranger? - Coke. 00:28:12.963 --> 00:28:14.630 align:center - Coke and what? - Coke and Coke. 00:28:14.631 --> 00:28:16.299 align:center Don't tell me you're a teetotaler. 00:28:16.300 --> 00:28:17.383 align:center No, I'm just... 00:28:17.384 --> 00:28:19.010 align:center I'm just on the job. 00:28:19.011 --> 00:28:20.595 align:center Being a space cop. 00:28:22.681 --> 00:28:24.641 align:center Who told you I was a space cop? 00:28:25.225 --> 00:28:26.685 align:center I mean, your partner is one. 00:28:27.352 --> 00:28:28.812 align:center Figured you are too. 00:28:29.438 --> 00:28:31.606 align:center He's not my partner. I'm his trainee. 00:28:33.567 --> 00:28:35.234 align:center How many trainees does he have? 00:28:35.235 --> 00:28:37.486 align:center - Just me. - Why'd he pick you? 00:28:37.487 --> 00:28:39.197 align:center He didn't. Our bosses did. 00:28:40.157 --> 00:28:43.327 align:center Space cops have bosses? 00:28:45.245 --> 00:28:48.582 align:center Come on, everybody's got bosses, you know? 00:28:51.877 --> 00:28:56.756 align:center So, once you're trained, then you're an official space cop too? 00:28:56.757 --> 00:29:00.176 align:center Well, the way it works is Earth has one Lantern. 00:29:00.177 --> 00:29:04.848 align:center So I'm just being trained in case anything happens to Jordan. 00:29:05.474 --> 00:29:07.308 align:center So you're the backup quarterback. 00:29:07.309 --> 00:29:08.352 align:center I'm patient. 00:29:09.186 --> 00:29:10.228 align:center No, you're not. 00:29:11.646 --> 00:29:14.316 align:center All right, idiots. Break it up! 00:29:16.193 --> 00:29:18.027 align:center - Get out! - Do I gotta call your mom again? 00:29:18.028 --> 00:29:19.613 align:center Get out of here. Now! 00:29:32.376 --> 00:29:34.126 align:center Let's go. Let's go, sweetness. 00:29:34.127 --> 00:29:35.379 align:center Get him out of here! 00:29:36.046 --> 00:29:37.421 align:center Yeah, yeah. 00:29:37.422 --> 00:29:39.007 align:center Nice talking to you, stranger. 00:29:41.468 --> 00:29:42.760 align:center I'm John. 00:29:42.761 --> 00:29:44.346 align:center Walk me to my truck, John? 00:30:12.624 --> 00:30:14.167 align:center You gonna give me a lecture? 00:30:14.876 --> 00:30:15.877 align:center No. 00:30:17.295 --> 00:30:18.922 align:center I'm gonna give you a light. 00:30:32.352 --> 00:30:34.604 align:center Because no comment means no comment. 00:30:35.772 --> 00:30:39.234 align:center I'm not gonna talk about an active investigation, you know that. 00:30:40.694 --> 00:30:41.862 align:center Okay. 00:30:42.362 --> 00:30:43.363 align:center Good. 00:30:44.322 --> 00:30:45.824 align:center Tell Barb I said hey. 00:30:48.952 --> 00:30:51.829 align:center I take it you're here to bail out your buddy? 00:30:51.830 --> 00:30:53.080 align:center Want some coffee? 00:30:53.081 --> 00:30:55.750 align:center I am, and no thank you. 00:30:56.293 --> 00:30:57.543 align:center He's in a bit of a mood 00:30:57.544 --> 00:31:00.005 align:center because I locked him in our broom closet. 00:31:01.047 --> 00:31:03.757 align:center It's almost as if he wanted to get arrested 00:31:03.758 --> 00:31:06.260 align:center so I'd throw him in jail next to the suspect 00:31:06.261 --> 00:31:08.013 align:center I told him he couldn't talk to. 00:31:08.638 --> 00:31:10.849 align:center I did tell him it was a stupid plan. 00:31:11.349 --> 00:31:13.601 align:center You should have told him louder. 00:31:13.602 --> 00:31:16.771 align:center Well, listen, may I take my stupid friend home? 00:31:17.898 --> 00:31:19.858 align:center Not until he's arraigned. 00:31:23.528 --> 00:31:24.862 align:center Really? 00:31:24.863 --> 00:31:27.198 align:center ...and eight counts of aggravated assault 00:31:27.199 --> 00:31:28.532 align:center and resisting arrest. 00:31:28.533 --> 00:31:29.909 align:center How does the defendant plead? 00:31:29.910 --> 00:31:32.537 align:center With all due respect, Your Honor, come on. 00:31:33.455 --> 00:31:34.538 align:center "Come on"? 00:31:34.539 --> 00:31:36.499 align:center Look, I'm just trying to question a suspect 00:31:36.500 --> 00:31:38.375 align:center in the course of a very serious investigation, 00:31:38.376 --> 00:31:40.170 align:center - which I-- - Ah, an investigation. 00:31:40.795 --> 00:31:42.254 align:center Am I to understand, sir, 00:31:42.255 --> 00:31:44.590 align:center that you are a law enforcement official? 00:31:44.591 --> 00:31:46.634 align:center And if so, could you kindly state for the record 00:31:46.635 --> 00:31:48.386 align:center which agency you represent? 00:31:49.638 --> 00:31:51.013 align:center I'm Green Lantern. 00:31:51.014 --> 00:31:52.723 align:center I didn't ask who you were. 00:31:52.724 --> 00:31:55.851 align:center I asked which bureau you are an agent of. 00:31:55.852 --> 00:31:57.102 align:center I'm Green Lantern, 00:31:57.103 --> 00:31:58.939 align:center and I'm an agent of... 00:31:59.564 --> 00:32:01.398 align:center the Green Lantern, so. 00:32:01.399 --> 00:32:04.401 align:center Look, I introduced myself to Lady Justice back here 00:32:04.402 --> 00:32:07.947 align:center when I got to the crime scene, and I deferred to her jurisdiction. 00:32:07.948 --> 00:32:09.491 align:center Is that accurate, Sheriff? 00:32:09.991 --> 00:32:12.994 align:center Yeah, but the deference was pretty cheeky, Your Honor. 00:32:13.495 --> 00:32:15.246 align:center You cheeky, Mr. Jordan? 00:32:15.247 --> 00:32:16.998 align:center Yeah, don't answer that. 00:32:18.166 --> 00:32:20.751 align:center William Macon for the defense, Your Honor. 00:32:20.752 --> 00:32:22.670 align:center - Sorry I'm late. - Mr. Macon. 00:32:22.671 --> 00:32:25.631 align:center The defendant has chosen to represent himself. 00:32:25.632 --> 00:32:27.132 align:center That's only because he doesn't understand 00:32:27.133 --> 00:32:30.261 align:center he's being made an example of, which, Your Honor, 00:32:30.262 --> 00:32:32.514 align:center is absurd given Mr. Jordan is a hero. 00:32:33.431 --> 00:32:36.475 align:center Granted, he hasn't formally retained my-- 00:32:36.476 --> 00:32:39.019 align:center - You're hired. He's hired. - Fantastic. 00:32:39.020 --> 00:32:41.438 align:center The defense enters a plea of not guilty 00:32:41.439 --> 00:32:44.108 align:center and asks Your Honor to set reasonable bail, 00:32:44.109 --> 00:32:47.862 align:center even understanding Mr. Jordan is... technically a flight risk. 00:32:48.363 --> 00:32:49.364 align:center Because... 00:32:50.156 --> 00:32:51.199 align:center he can fly. 00:32:51.741 --> 00:32:53.618 align:center Who is this guy? 00:32:54.119 --> 00:32:55.327 align:center My husband. 00:32:55.328 --> 00:32:57.705 align:center I'm setting bail at 100,000 dollars. 00:32:57.706 --> 00:32:59.833 align:center - Oh, come on. - Two hundred thousand. 00:33:00.500 --> 00:33:03.336 align:center Now you know the price of each "come on," Mr. Jordan. 00:33:04.212 --> 00:33:06.714 align:center - Shall we try another? - No, that's understood. 00:33:06.715 --> 00:33:08.257 align:center And thank you, Your Honor. 00:33:08.258 --> 00:33:11.136 align:center My father will have the check to your clerk by lunch. 00:33:11.636 --> 00:33:14.431 align:center All right, then. Mr. Jordan, don't leave town. 00:33:15.056 --> 00:33:16.099 align:center We're adjourned. 00:33:19.227 --> 00:33:21.395 align:center - Thanks for the save. - Oh, truly an honor. 00:33:21.396 --> 00:33:23.772 align:center But I tend to find that strangers who give me 00:33:23.773 --> 00:33:25.149 align:center a couple hundred thousand dollars, 00:33:25.150 --> 00:33:27.902 align:center no strings attached, usually turn out to be bad guys. 00:33:28.737 --> 00:33:31.238 align:center But there are strings attached, Mr. Jordan. 00:33:31.239 --> 00:33:35.159 align:center My father would love to have supper with you this evening. He's a huge fan, 00:33:35.160 --> 00:33:37.995 align:center and someone I think you'll find like-minded. 00:33:37.996 --> 00:33:39.246 align:center What are you doing, Billy? 00:33:39.247 --> 00:33:43.168 align:center I was just inviting Mr. Jordan up to the ranch tonight, honey. 00:33:45.003 --> 00:33:46.462 align:center They're married. 00:33:46.463 --> 00:33:49.548 align:center Course, they are. Small town, everyone's related. 00:33:49.549 --> 00:33:50.633 align:center Oh. 00:33:50.634 --> 00:33:53.385 align:center I'd be offended if that wasn't absolutely true. 00:33:53.386 --> 00:33:54.928 align:center Billy Macon, you must be John. 00:33:54.929 --> 00:33:56.264 align:center - Yes, sir. - You like barbecue? 00:33:56.848 --> 00:33:58.015 align:center Junior here's a vegan. 00:33:58.016 --> 00:34:00.100 align:center He doesn't believe in anything that causes enjoyment. 00:34:00.101 --> 00:34:01.810 align:center But we'd love to come to supper. 00:34:01.811 --> 00:34:04.606 align:center Yeah, well, only if it's okay with the sheriff. 00:34:05.690 --> 00:34:07.108 align:center The more the merrier. 00:34:56.366 --> 00:34:57.367 align:center Militia? 00:34:59.452 --> 00:35:03.373 align:center Walks like a duck, shoots an AR-15 like a duck, blah, blah, blah, duck. 00:35:23.518 --> 00:35:24.728 align:center Evening. 00:35:25.520 --> 00:35:27.397 align:center - So glad you could make it. - How you doing? 00:35:27.522 --> 00:35:29.982 align:center - This is our boy, Noah. - All right. How you doing, Noah? 00:35:29.983 --> 00:35:31.567 align:center Noah, this is Mr. Stewart and Mr. Jordan. 00:35:31.568 --> 00:35:32.610 align:center Noah. 00:35:33.403 --> 00:35:34.737 align:center Offense or defense? 00:35:34.738 --> 00:35:36.156 align:center Wherever they need me, sir. 00:35:36.865 --> 00:35:38.742 align:center Team player. Good man. 00:35:40.869 --> 00:35:43.662 align:center Oh, sorry. I got to take this. 00:35:43.663 --> 00:35:45.914 align:center Dad's waiting in the kitchen for you gentlemen. 00:35:45.915 --> 00:35:48.167 align:center Noah, come with me and help Grandma set up. 00:35:48.168 --> 00:35:49.169 align:center Hey. 00:35:50.754 --> 00:35:51.755 align:center Yeah. 00:35:56.384 --> 00:35:57.469 align:center How about a beer? 00:35:59.804 --> 00:36:00.972 align:center God, yes. 00:36:02.182 --> 00:36:03.183 align:center Oh, here. 00:36:19.824 --> 00:36:22.952 align:center My father-in-law's got paper on you and you haven't even met him yet. 00:36:23.870 --> 00:36:25.747 align:center He's not a man you want to owe. 00:36:26.289 --> 00:36:27.832 align:center Sounds like a woman in debt. 00:36:31.711 --> 00:36:32.796 align:center It's not too late. 00:36:33.296 --> 00:36:34.880 align:center You can just fly on home, 00:36:34.881 --> 00:36:37.090 align:center spare yourself the moment not too long from now 00:36:37.091 --> 00:36:39.677 align:center when you wish you'd never come to this place. 00:36:41.179 --> 00:36:42.180 align:center No. 00:36:49.479 --> 00:36:50.939 align:center Well... 00:36:52.315 --> 00:36:54.399 align:center Exciting enough Hal Jordan just walked into my kitchen, 00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:55.818 align:center but with a bag of beer? 00:36:55.819 --> 00:36:57.069 align:center I'm truly blessed. 00:36:57.070 --> 00:36:59.571 align:center Least I can do. This is John. 00:36:59.572 --> 00:37:01.156 align:center John, Will Macon. 00:37:01.157 --> 00:37:03.784 align:center I'd shake, but my hands are all gunky with meat. 00:37:03.785 --> 00:37:05.745 align:center Word on the street is you don't partake. 00:37:06.287 --> 00:37:08.080 align:center Ordered you up some tofu steaks. 00:37:08.081 --> 00:37:11.417 align:center - Hope that'll do you. - Oh, that's very kind. I appreciate it. 00:37:12.752 --> 00:37:17.089 align:center And I appreciate your service, sir. Marine sniper. Color me impressed. 00:37:17.090 --> 00:37:18.925 align:center Oh, looked me up. 00:37:19.551 --> 00:37:20.927 align:center You didn't look me up? 00:37:22.470 --> 00:37:23.721 align:center Jesus. 00:37:24.222 --> 00:37:26.348 align:center Walking into unknown territory, even with a weapon 00:37:26.349 --> 00:37:29.560 align:center of mass destruction on your finger, that's either trust or arrogance. 00:37:29.561 --> 00:37:31.186 align:center Well, he's trust. I'm arrogance. 00:37:31.187 --> 00:37:32.646 align:center I don't trust anybody. 00:37:32.647 --> 00:37:33.982 align:center Man after my own heart. 00:37:35.817 --> 00:37:37.609 align:center You got a nice place here, Will. 00:37:37.610 --> 00:37:38.945 align:center Yeah, it is, isn't it? 00:37:39.779 --> 00:37:43.240 align:center Alas, not mine. I'm just a caretaker. 00:37:43.241 --> 00:37:45.285 align:center Mind me asking who you caretake it for? 00:37:45.827 --> 00:37:47.202 align:center I don't mind at all. 00:37:47.203 --> 00:37:50.664 align:center Regrettably, my NDA restricts me from discussing 00:37:50.665 --> 00:37:52.625 align:center or IDing my employer. 00:37:53.710 --> 00:37:55.044 align:center Because of the government. 00:37:55.962 --> 00:37:57.045 align:center I'm sorry? 00:37:57.046 --> 00:37:58.755 align:center The government. I'm guessing the government, 00:37:58.756 --> 00:38:00.299 align:center they're probably watching your boss, 00:38:00.300 --> 00:38:03.093 align:center biding their time before they raid this compound, 00:38:03.094 --> 00:38:04.636 align:center take his guns and rights away. 00:38:04.637 --> 00:38:07.389 align:center You think we bailed you out so we could enlist you 00:38:07.390 --> 00:38:09.017 align:center in some whackadoo war with the feds? 00:38:11.060 --> 00:38:13.103 align:center Well, why else would you bail me out? 00:38:13.104 --> 00:38:15.315 align:center Because of the goddamn aliens, son. 00:38:16.107 --> 00:38:17.233 align:center Why the fuck else? 00:38:21.112 --> 00:38:24.824 align:center Man, the whole world flipped out when you first came on the scene. 00:38:25.658 --> 00:38:27.535 align:center Makes sense, seeing what you can do. 00:38:28.202 --> 00:38:29.913 align:center But it kind of buried the lede. 00:38:31.331 --> 00:38:33.917 align:center There are thousands of planets out there with intelligent life. 00:38:34.792 --> 00:38:38.045 align:center And here we sit, low-hanging fruit of the galaxy, 00:38:38.046 --> 00:38:39.963 align:center just waiting to get gobbled up. 00:38:39.964 --> 00:38:43.343 align:center This land we're on right now, it was Kiowa, then Sioux, 00:38:43.968 --> 00:38:46.387 align:center but across the ocean boats were coming. 00:38:48.139 --> 00:38:51.100 align:center Anyways, as someone who's spent time in the galaxy, 00:38:51.768 --> 00:38:53.560 align:center it's a pretty peaceful place out there. 00:38:53.561 --> 00:38:56.064 align:center Well, what do they need space cops for? 00:38:59.859 --> 00:39:04.155 align:center Look, I'm not some isolationist crackpot with his head in the sand, 00:39:04.864 --> 00:39:06.615 align:center but I am a student of history. 00:39:06.616 --> 00:39:08.742 align:center Colonization is ugly from any angle, 00:39:08.743 --> 00:39:13.998 align:center but I tell you, it is particularly bleak if you're the one getting colonized. 00:39:14.916 --> 00:39:17.709 align:center This all, call it an ounce of prevention. 00:39:17.710 --> 00:39:19.378 align:center Seems like a bit more than an ounce. 00:39:19.379 --> 00:39:20.421 align:center My point is, 00:39:21.047 --> 00:39:22.673 align:center I believe the gentleman cooling his heels 00:39:22.674 --> 00:39:25.468 align:center in the sheriff's pokey, he's part of an advanced team. 00:39:26.636 --> 00:39:28.595 align:center And I'd ask you what your reason to believe is, 00:39:28.596 --> 00:39:30.807 align:center but I'm guessing it's covered by your NDA. 00:39:31.808 --> 00:39:34.059 align:center My daughter-in-law says you're not that bright. 00:39:34.060 --> 00:39:36.437 align:center Your daughter-in-law's what's holding me up from talking to that fella. 00:39:38.314 --> 00:39:40.525 align:center All right. I can clear that brush. 00:39:41.693 --> 00:39:42.819 align:center In exchange for? 00:39:44.237 --> 00:39:45.238 align:center Let's eat. 00:40:08.302 --> 00:40:09.429 align:center You're aiming. 00:40:09.971 --> 00:40:10.972 align:center Sorry, sir? 00:40:12.348 --> 00:40:13.349 align:center Don't aim. 00:40:13.850 --> 00:40:16.811 align:center Just imagine it going through. 00:40:20.356 --> 00:40:21.399 align:center Try again. 00:40:23.568 --> 00:40:25.069 align:center Hey, don't force it. 00:40:25.570 --> 00:40:26.654 align:center Just imagine. 00:40:37.832 --> 00:40:38.875 align:center Hey! 00:40:39.375 --> 00:40:40.418 align:center What'd I say? 00:40:41.044 --> 00:40:42.086 align:center What'd I just say? 00:40:43.379 --> 00:40:44.380 align:center That was great. 00:40:45.006 --> 00:40:46.339 align:center How'd you know that? 00:40:46.340 --> 00:40:49.802 align:center So, my dad used to shoot apples off my head. 00:40:50.386 --> 00:40:51.595 align:center Grandma! 00:40:51.596 --> 00:40:53.138 align:center Grandma, I got one through! 00:40:53.139 --> 00:40:54.307 align:center Show me, sweetheart. 00:40:59.854 --> 00:41:00.897 align:center You live here? 00:41:03.524 --> 00:41:04.525 align:center Zoe Macon. 00:41:08.905 --> 00:41:10.114 align:center Now you have my name. 00:41:11.699 --> 00:41:13.366 align:center Come on, sweetheart. Let's go find everyone. 00:41:13.367 --> 00:41:14.619 align:center - All right. - Come on. 00:41:20.124 --> 00:41:23.586 align:center Well, we drank all your beer, but put together some leftovers for you. 00:41:24.378 --> 00:41:26.589 align:center - Much obliged. - And I talked to Kerry. 00:41:27.090 --> 00:41:28.673 align:center Since you and I have common interests, 00:41:28.674 --> 00:41:31.135 align:center she's willing to let you chat with the suspect first thing in the morning. 00:41:32.095 --> 00:41:33.179 align:center Well... 00:41:36.808 --> 00:41:38.518 align:center You know, that's the thing, Will. 00:41:39.018 --> 00:41:40.770 align:center I don't know what your interests are. 00:41:41.646 --> 00:41:43.731 align:center Two of my boys almost got killed last night 00:41:44.273 --> 00:41:46.943 align:center in a shootout with men no one's ever seen before. 00:41:47.944 --> 00:41:51.239 align:center How about we both want to protect the planet from anybody not born on it? 00:41:54.575 --> 00:41:56.619 align:center Hope I didn't mess up your tofu, soldier. 00:41:57.745 --> 00:41:58.746 align:center No, sir. 00:41:59.580 --> 00:42:00.665 align:center It was delicious. 00:42:01.165 --> 00:42:02.332 align:center Good. 00:42:02.333 --> 00:42:04.377 align:center Nothing better than eating off another man's grill. 00:42:07.380 --> 00:42:08.631 align:center Good night, gentlemen. 00:42:16.139 --> 00:42:17.140 align:center Hey. 00:42:17.765 --> 00:42:19.058 align:center What was that all about? 00:42:22.311 --> 00:42:23.855 align:center I might have slept with his wife. 00:42:24.730 --> 00:42:25.773 align:center Might have? 00:42:28.568 --> 00:42:30.570 align:center I definitely slept with his wife. 00:42:33.030 --> 00:42:34.407 align:center And he knows? 00:42:35.741 --> 00:42:36.742 align:center Apparently. 00:42:37.702 --> 00:42:40.538 align:center Jesus Christ, we've only been here 24 hours. 00:42:42.081 --> 00:42:43.249 align:center I'm impressed. 00:43:00.433 --> 00:43:01.559 align:center We said 9:00. 00:43:02.351 --> 00:43:03.560 align:center What time is it? 00:43:03.561 --> 00:43:04.854 align:center Not 9:00. 00:43:11.944 --> 00:43:14.070 align:center His name's Waylon Sanders. 00:43:14.071 --> 00:43:17.073 align:center Commercial-licensed truck driver. Called his boss, 00:43:17.074 --> 00:43:19.619 align:center says he's worked for him almost five years now. 00:43:20.453 --> 00:43:23.747 align:center Aliens are good at getting IDs and paying people to lie for them. 00:43:23.748 --> 00:43:25.708 align:center He's just a dipshit from Kimball. 00:43:26.334 --> 00:43:29.212 align:center They took X-rays at the hospital for his busted nose. 00:43:29.712 --> 00:43:33.633 align:center All organs accounted for. No hidden antennas. 00:43:34.300 --> 00:43:36.092 align:center The plural for antenna is antennae. 00:43:36.093 --> 00:43:37.970 align:center What's the plural for eat shit? 00:43:40.973 --> 00:43:43.183 align:center Junior, tell the sheriff here how many species currently 00:43:43.184 --> 00:43:45.143 align:center have the technology to pass as human. 00:43:45.144 --> 00:43:49.732 align:center Fourteen. MRIs, X-rays, blood work. Nothing down here can tell the difference. 00:43:50.566 --> 00:43:52.777 align:center - So you can't prove it. - I can make him confess. 00:43:53.444 --> 00:43:56.113 align:center If you lay a finger on him, you're back in front of the judge. 00:43:56.739 --> 00:43:59.157 align:center That includes whacking him with giant green phone books 00:43:59.158 --> 00:44:01.701 align:center or whatever you magic up from your conjuring ring. 00:44:01.702 --> 00:44:02.994 align:center I wouldn't dare. 00:44:02.995 --> 00:44:05.455 align:center - Ten minutes. - I only need five. 00:44:05.456 --> 00:44:07.166 align:center - Am I'm coming in with you? - You are not. 00:44:15.716 --> 00:44:17.051 align:center Alien my ass. 00:44:19.220 --> 00:44:20.763 align:center You know, we're all aliens. 00:44:21.472 --> 00:44:23.683 align:center Just depends which planet you're standing on. 00:44:25.059 --> 00:44:26.686 align:center Would you like a cup of coffee? 00:44:27.186 --> 00:44:28.646 align:center - No, thank you. - All right. 00:44:30.648 --> 00:44:33.359 align:center Yeah, I imagine you just want to phone home, or... 00:44:34.026 --> 00:44:35.861 align:center - get home, I bet. - Yes, sir. 00:44:37.113 --> 00:44:38.489 align:center And home is Kimball? 00:44:39.031 --> 00:44:41.074 align:center Well, I mean, I'm on the road most of the year, 00:44:41.075 --> 00:44:43.368 align:center but Kimball's where I hang my hat. Yes, sir. 00:44:43.369 --> 00:44:46.454 align:center "Hang your hat." What a delightful human expression. 00:44:46.455 --> 00:44:49.916 align:center And well, if you're in town for the big game, it must be a big rivalry. 00:44:49.917 --> 00:44:54.046 align:center I mean, Kimball's, what, that's a two, two-and-a-half-hour drive? 00:44:54.839 --> 00:44:56.172 align:center Yeah, sorry about that. 00:44:56.173 --> 00:44:58.258 align:center I just, you know, I-- I love football, though, 00:44:58.259 --> 00:45:00.010 align:center and it's the home team. 00:45:00.011 --> 00:45:02.138 align:center Yeah. I love football, too. 00:45:03.723 --> 00:45:06.392 align:center When did Nebraska win its first national championship? 00:45:07.143 --> 00:45:08.352 align:center Sorry? 00:45:09.145 --> 00:45:11.438 align:center You love football. You're from Nebraska. 00:45:11.439 --> 00:45:13.941 align:center Huskers' first championship, when was that? 00:45:15.860 --> 00:45:20.990 align:center - Yeah, it was 1970, Bob Devaney. - That is correct. 00:45:22.158 --> 00:45:24.035 align:center How about their first 200-yard rusher? 00:45:24.952 --> 00:45:27.704 align:center - Frank Solich? - First Heisman winner? 00:45:27.705 --> 00:45:29.498 align:center - Johnny Rodgers. - That's it. 00:45:30.291 --> 00:45:31.751 align:center Where did Harry Potter go to school? 00:45:32.710 --> 00:45:33.711 align:center Excuse me? 00:45:34.337 --> 00:45:37.214 align:center Harry Potter, boy wizard. What was the name of the school? 00:45:39.133 --> 00:45:40.134 align:center I don't know. 00:45:41.427 --> 00:45:42.553 align:center It was a book. 00:45:43.304 --> 00:45:44.387 align:center I don't read a lot. 00:45:44.388 --> 00:45:47.182 align:center Well, you go to the movies, don't you? They only made, like, 22 of them. 00:45:47.183 --> 00:45:49.142 align:center Oh, I watch a lot of football. 00:45:49.143 --> 00:45:51.603 align:center - That's the rub, isn't it? - What? 00:45:51.604 --> 00:45:53.688 align:center Pretending to be someone that you're not. 00:45:53.689 --> 00:45:54.898 align:center You learn all the specifics, 00:45:54.899 --> 00:45:57.109 align:center but you don't learn what everyone else knows. 00:45:58.986 --> 00:46:01.322 align:center I don't-- I don't understand. Who are you, exactly? 00:46:02.823 --> 00:46:04.325 align:center Hal Jordan, Green Lantern. 00:46:05.701 --> 00:46:08.578 align:center Charged by the Guardians of the Universe to protect Sector 2814 00:46:08.579 --> 00:46:09.997 align:center from all extra-planetary threats. 00:46:10.539 --> 00:46:13.125 align:center And you, Waylon, are one of them. 00:46:14.418 --> 00:46:18.046 align:center Good Christ, he really is full of himself, isn't he? 00:46:18.047 --> 00:46:19.506 align:center Can't be easy, 00:46:19.507 --> 00:46:22.050 align:center having to learn from someone you don't respect. 00:46:22.051 --> 00:46:23.177 align:center I do respect him. 00:46:23.719 --> 00:46:25.262 align:center - Come on. - I do. 00:46:25.763 --> 00:46:26.847 align:center Why? 00:46:29.016 --> 00:46:30.683 align:center I don't know. He's fearless. 00:46:30.684 --> 00:46:32.812 align:center If you care about people, 00:46:33.354 --> 00:46:36.065 align:center you know, husband, wife, parent, kid, 00:46:36.649 --> 00:46:38.317 align:center then you're scared of losing them. 00:46:38.859 --> 00:46:40.485 align:center First time he strutted up to me, 00:46:40.486 --> 00:46:43.739 align:center I could tell Jordan doesn't care about anybody. 00:46:44.365 --> 00:46:46.158 align:center And nobody cares about him. 00:46:46.742 --> 00:46:48.411 align:center He's not fucking fearless. 00:46:49.036 --> 00:46:50.037 align:center He's lonely. 00:46:50.663 --> 00:46:52.455 align:center But why did you stick around? 00:46:52.456 --> 00:46:53.957 align:center What were you looking for? 00:46:53.958 --> 00:46:57.127 align:center I mean, I get once I showed up, you couldn't run. You had to blend in. 00:46:57.128 --> 00:46:58.378 align:center But before that... 00:46:58.379 --> 00:47:00.713 align:center I just went to a high school football game, man. 00:47:00.714 --> 00:47:02.841 align:center With the other Kimball fans who are all dead now. 00:47:02.842 --> 00:47:06.219 align:center I don't know them, okay? I told you, I drive a truck. 00:47:06.220 --> 00:47:09.431 align:center Yeah, I'm sure you can tell me a lot about that truck, but I bet you can't tell me 00:47:09.432 --> 00:47:11.933 align:center about the Boston Tea Party, Kelly Clarkson, 00:47:11.934 --> 00:47:13.810 align:center Barack Obama, or Rup-- 00:47:13.811 --> 00:47:16.397 align:center Barack Obama is the president of the United States. 00:47:17.815 --> 00:47:18.816 align:center That's it? 00:47:19.442 --> 00:47:21.609 align:center As a rural Nebraskan, that's the breadth 00:47:21.610 --> 00:47:24.071 align:center of your opinion of Barack Hussein Obama? 00:47:27.575 --> 00:47:30.243 align:center He is the 44th president. He followed George W. Bush. 00:47:30.244 --> 00:47:33.205 align:center There's some controversy surrounding his birth certificate. 00:47:35.958 --> 00:47:38.669 align:center Holy shit, you are an alien. 00:47:47.219 --> 00:47:48.554 align:center Let's say you're right. 00:47:49.096 --> 00:47:50.097 align:center Oh, fuck. 00:47:50.890 --> 00:47:52.849 align:center Let's say, hypothetically, 00:47:52.850 --> 00:47:57.604 align:center that I'm not of this salty, smelly world, a visitor who went to great trouble 00:47:57.605 --> 00:48:00.190 align:center to hide himself well and learn the arcane rules 00:48:00.191 --> 00:48:03.776 align:center of pointless contests involving balls that somehow captivate more attention 00:48:03.777 --> 00:48:05.570 align:center than the deteriorating atmosphere 00:48:05.571 --> 00:48:07.740 align:center or the hunger of its least fortunate people. 00:48:10.993 --> 00:48:12.744 align:center If I had gone to such lengths, 00:48:12.745 --> 00:48:14.621 align:center I would be here for a very important purpose. 00:48:14.622 --> 00:48:17.248 align:center A purpose that required great discretion and secrecy. 00:48:17.249 --> 00:48:19.167 align:center A purpose that would need to be kept from the likes 00:48:19.168 --> 00:48:21.377 align:center of a galactic peacekeeping organization 00:48:21.378 --> 00:48:23.964 align:center because it concerns the exact opposite of peace. 00:48:24.632 --> 00:48:25.716 align:center That being war. 00:48:26.675 --> 00:48:27.967 align:center And as such, 00:48:27.968 --> 00:48:30.720 align:center if I were to fall into the hands of such an organization, 00:48:30.721 --> 00:48:33.097 align:center I would be forced to take drastic measures 00:48:33.098 --> 00:48:35.434 align:center to ensure that my purpose was not revealed. 00:48:38.103 --> 00:48:39.188 align:center Hypothetically. 00:48:44.193 --> 00:48:47.695 align:center And hypothetically, what might you have to keep your mouth shut? 00:48:47.696 --> 00:48:50.114 align:center - A cyanide pill? - You're thinking very small. 00:48:50.115 --> 00:48:51.241 align:center Then give it to me big. 00:48:51.242 --> 00:48:54.244 align:center I'd have a biometric neutron device woven into my skeleton. 00:48:54.245 --> 00:48:56.413 align:center I'd be able to activate it with a thought. 00:48:57.873 --> 00:49:00.333 align:center Unless you let me walk out that door right now. 00:49:00.334 --> 00:49:02.126 align:center He's bluffing, right? 00:49:02.127 --> 00:49:04.671 align:center You're not walking out of here hypothetically or otherwise. 00:49:04.672 --> 00:49:07.465 align:center And if you do blow yourself up, I'm just gonna bubble up 00:49:07.466 --> 00:49:09.634 align:center and contain all that sunshine with my ring 00:49:09.635 --> 00:49:11.594 align:center and walk out of here without a scratch. 00:49:11.595 --> 00:49:12.845 align:center You've been here 48 hours. 00:49:12.846 --> 00:49:15.224 align:center Did you bring the lantern to recharge your ring? 00:49:17.017 --> 00:49:18.185 align:center I have plenty of power. 00:49:20.187 --> 00:49:21.480 align:center But for how much longer? 00:49:24.608 --> 00:49:25.609 align:center Yeah. 00:49:31.115 --> 00:49:32.365 align:center You should be asking yourself 00:49:32.366 --> 00:49:34.158 align:center if I'm capable of releasing enough energy 00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:35.869 align:center to eradicate this entire town. 00:49:37.913 --> 00:49:41.208 align:center We talking or exploding? Because it's almost lunchtime. 00:49:44.628 --> 00:49:46.547 align:center It almost seems like you... 00:49:47.923 --> 00:49:52.386 align:center want to die, Hal Jordan. Does that not violate your precious oath? 00:49:53.470 --> 00:49:55.763 align:center "In brightest day and blackest night..." 00:49:55.764 --> 00:49:57.348 align:center - Don't. - "...no evil shall escape my sight." 00:49:57.349 --> 00:50:01.227 align:center - Shut your mouth. - "Let those who worship evil's might 00:50:01.228 --> 00:50:02.938 align:center - beware my power... - I said don't. 00:50:03.981 --> 00:50:05.858 align:center "...Green Lantern's light." 00:50:09.236 --> 00:50:12.615 align:center Harry Potter went to Hogwarts, you ignorant alien fuck! 00:50:17.453 --> 00:50:19.912 align:center - Are you beeping? - Should we go? We should go. 00:50:19.913 --> 00:50:21.874 align:center - No, it's too late. - Why are you here? 00:50:22.708 --> 00:50:23.834 align:center Why else? 00:50:24.501 --> 00:50:25.628 align:center Vengeance. 00:50:59.745 --> 00:51:01.205 align:center Told you he was an alien. 00:52:27.458 --> 00:52:30.543 align:center Look at you. You've barely aged. 00:52:30.544 --> 00:52:31.587 align:center Liar. 00:52:34.965 --> 00:52:36.091 align:center How's Noah? 00:52:37.217 --> 00:52:39.887 align:center Tall. He's on the team now. 00:52:40.387 --> 00:52:41.430 align:center Quarterback. 00:52:42.514 --> 00:52:44.015 align:center He any good? 00:52:44.016 --> 00:52:45.017 align:center All-state. 00:52:47.603 --> 00:52:48.604 align:center That's good. 00:52:53.525 --> 00:52:54.735 align:center Anyone else know? 00:52:57.029 --> 00:52:58.530 align:center Just the groundskeeper. 00:53:00.783 --> 00:53:01.784 align:center All right.