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Tonight, a 60 Minutes exclusive.
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Ten years ago, no one on Earth was aware
we were already under the protection
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of someone calling himself Green Lantern.
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Then, without warning,
he made himself known,
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dramatically stopping a meteor
from devastating Victoria Falls.
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Or, at least,
he made himself partially known.
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Here now, we bring you the first ever
heart-to-heart with a superhero.
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Are you nervous?
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I don't get nervous.
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- Part of the job description.
- Of course.
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Excited.
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In that case, who are you?
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I'm Hal Jordan.
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Damn it, Marcus!
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- You're gonna get us all in trouble.
- Just watch the window!
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So, what do you want the world
to know about you?
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I'm an Air Force veteran.
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I'm a former test pilot.
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And really...
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just that I'm a regular person.
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Like you.
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Except that you're also
Earth's first Green Lantern.
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There is that, too.
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In many ways, Hal Jordan was born
for the role he would eventually play.
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His father was a decorated test pilot
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who died tragically in a crash
when Hal was just eight.
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Hal continued to follow
in his father's footsteps...
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Shit, shit, shit! He's home!
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Damn it! Come on, John, turn the TV off!
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Well, I'm the only one here,
but we're like beat cops.
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- Only each one of us...
- Turn it off!
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...has a chunk of the galaxy.
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And how are you chosen for this chunk?
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- Is there a test?
- John!
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- Come on, turn the TV off!
- It's only one question.
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- We're so dead.
- "Are you afraid?"
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And you said, "No."
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I did.
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Every kid's worst fear is losing a parent.
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Once that happens...
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there is nothing to fear anymore.
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So you gonna tell me his real name?
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Hal something.
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Hal?
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Yes, sir.
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Outside. Now.
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Are you afraid?
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No, sir!
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Let's go get a burger.
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Shit.
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I'm late.
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Yes, sir.
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You're not gonna say anything?
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You sure you're not mad?
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- No, sir.
- Me, I'd be pissed off.
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Disappearing for two weeks,
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no explanation,
show up hungover, and late.
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Come on, you gotta be a little angry.
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No, sir.
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Mildly perturbed?
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No, sir.
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How come it is every time you say "sir,"
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it sounds more and more like, "Fuck you"?
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I have no idea.
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Sir.
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You must be wondering where I was.
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- You ever heard of Pharon 4?
- Well, we're in training.
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We haven't gone off-planet yet.
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Yeah, yeah, that's right.
It's a shithole of a planet
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that was on the verge of civil war.
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The point is, if I'm hungover,
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it's only because
I was celebrating the new peace.
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So, how'd you manage it?
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A little bit of diplomacy,
a little punching, you know the drill.
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Actually, I don't, sir. That's the point.
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Well, you got all the time in the world.
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With all due respect,
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we've been doing this, what, two months?
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And I haven't even worn the ring yet.
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Don't get hung up on the jewelry, Junior.
You'll wear it when it chooses you.
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I thought the point was
that the Guardians chose me.
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- That's all.
- The big blue bosses
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may think that you're hot shit,
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but you're just a fucking
substitute teacher, Junior.
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You're not ready to get up
in front of the class
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until the ring says you are.
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Here.
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You wanna take it?
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Is that a test?
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There's a taco stand up the road
about three miles.
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I'll meet you there.
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- Hello?
- Dad, he tried to kill me.
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We was on our way
to a flying lesson, and he--
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Jordan just tried to fucking kill me.
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He can't kill you.
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He's just trying to put you on tilt.
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I'm not on fucking tilt.
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Then he's testing you.
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They're allowed to have tantrums.
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We're not. So breathe in,
button down, and bottle up.
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You need to be cool. Can you be cool, son?
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- Yes, sir. I can be cool.
- Good.
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- You want this, right?
- Of course, I want this.
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Just stay the course
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and this job is yours.
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Yeah, well...
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Shit.
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Am I dead?
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- What?
- You're wearing my ring.
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Is that supposed to be funny?
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Hey, did I do something to piss you off?
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'Cause if I did, I'm sorry.
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You? Hal Jordan? Sorry?
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That's right.
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I must have a concussion.
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Wait a sec. Wait a sec.
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Let's start at the beginning.
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Who are you
and why are you wearing my ring?
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I'm John Stewart, your trainee.
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Lanterns don't have trainees
from their own sector.
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They do now.
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What year is it?
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2016.
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Holy...
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You want to tell me
what you think is going on?
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I'm a backup
of Hal Jordan's consciousness,
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combined with the sentience of the ring,
I'm here to give myself a message.
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- So you are Hal?
- No. Yes. Mostly. Ish.
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Well, it's like when
you store yourself in the cloud,
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only every once in a while,
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when you're needed
in the real world, you...
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Lanterns, they're required
to be uploaded weekly,
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for posterity's sake, in case
something happens to us.
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I should have taught you this.
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I thought I was training you.
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Yeah, I thought so, too.
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When were you last backed up?
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Evidently, ten years ago.
Listen, I need to find myself.
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- Where am I?
- Oh, you're three miles
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up the street eating tacos.
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Oh, good. You can fly us there, then.
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I haven't...
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taught you how to fly yet, have I?
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I'll tell you what.
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You tell me what you want me to tell you.
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Do I trust you?
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I mean, you know, we...
You know, we get along?
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We get along great.
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There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska.
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- That's it?
- Well, I'll know what I mean.
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Hey, it's Green Lantern!
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- You're a legend, man.
- Thank you.
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- I want a selfie!
- Ask him!
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Let the man breathe!
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It's not a petting zoo.
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Come on.
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I'll bring your food
to your table, Mr. Jordan.
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- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
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- All right, guys.
- Thanks very much. Thanks.
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Check it out!
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I'm...
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Do you think that my daughter
could maybe...
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Absolutely. Come here. Come on. Come here.
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There we go.
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All right.
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- Thank you.
- You're very welcome.
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- She misses the suit.
- I didn't say that.
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Tell your mom I still wear it
on special occasions.
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Yeah.
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I could have fucking died.
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You want me to train you,
I'm training you.
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How'd you save yourself?
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What'd you make with the ring?
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Bubble wrap.
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- Oh, you're a genius.
- Yeah.
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Dessert's on the house.
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Well, thank you very much.
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Can I ask why only on special occasions?
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It's like when you're young and eager
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and you like to prove yourself,
so you wear a tie
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so people will take you seriously.
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But when you get older and wiser...
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you realize ties are a pain in the ass.
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- Good one.
- Yeah. Good one.
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Give me my ring.
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You sent yourself a message, by the way.
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- What are you talking about?
- The ring.
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Your backup consciousness.
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You were a lot nicer ten years ago.
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What did I say?
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"There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska."
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Pay the check.
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Motherfucker.
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Sorry, no one's allowed in.
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Really? It seems like
the whole town's in there.
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Oh, come on.
That's enough, don't you think?
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John Stewart.
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I'm with Hal Jordan. We're partners.
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I thought there was only
one Green Lantern.
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- Well, technically, I'm in training.
- So like a sidekick?
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Why don't you just make the call?
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Hey, boss.
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There's another one.
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You fucking kidding me?
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Tell him to stay on the fucking sidelines
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with that other fucking shithead.
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Yes, ma'am.
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What's the word?
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Stay off the field.
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You ditched me.
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I was testing you,
seeing if you had it in you
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to get yourself here on your own.
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You've been here six hours,
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so why are they still processing
the scene?
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Emergency services
from two different counties.
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They're interviewing witnesses,
escorting them out ten at a time.
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It's a decidedly small-town pace.
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I don't get it. You flew all the way here
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just to ride the bench.
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The answer to that mystery
is heading right to you.
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Hey, Sheriff...
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Kane. John Stewart.
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Kerry.
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- John. Training under Hal.
- What an honor.
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'Cause it was certainly
an honor to meet him
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when he arrived.
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- You don't have jurisdiction.
- She's about to tell you
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we don't have jurisdiction.
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- You don't.
- I will.
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I can't do this again.
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Look, you're a big shot. Noted.
But your jurisdiction
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only covers extraterrestrial events.
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This is pretty much
the definition of terrestrial.
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These victims are going
to end up being aliens.
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- Based on what?
- I have a feeling.
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He has a feeling.
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I have a very strong feeling.
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Well, then, by all means,
the scene is yours.
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Well, it seems kind of mellow
for a mass shooting, don't you think?
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They're in shock.
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Or nobody knows the victims.
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Does anybody seem extra upset
to you down there?
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You see anybody standing with the bodies?
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Say it with me now.
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Aliens.
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Look, I know you think you're helping,
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but you need to trust me.
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These people are my friends.
They're my neighbors.
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They understand your job.
They know we're not alone.
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There's a difference
between hearing that on CNN
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and seeing it up close.
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If it ends up being the case,
we'll deal with it.
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But until then, I'm trying
to keep the scene calm.
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So if you could do me a favor,
keep away from the news vans.
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It was nice to meet you.
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Now, if you'll both kindly stay
the fuck out of my way.
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She's something incredible, isn't she?
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I think she hates your guts.
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Yeah, but it's the way she hates them.
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So, what's going on here?
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Well, if I'm not mistaken--
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Why don't you tell me?
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Looks to me like Rushville scored
a game-winning field goal.
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Kicking block is still out there.
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Fence is broken.
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My guess is home fans rushed the field.
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This being a rivalry,
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a few visitor fans wander onto the field.
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This being Nebraska,
more than a few are carrying.
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You got four dead,
all in visitor sweatshirts.
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And still none of this explains why you
think it has anything to do with aliens.
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You know, I've been doing this job
since you were a baby.
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I'm the only person
on this whole goddamn planet
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that's ever done this job.
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I say I got a fucking feeling,
I got a fucking feeling, Junior.
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"There's hail in Rushville, Nebraska."
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You've been monitoring this exact spot.
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"Hail" obviously means aliens.
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Christ, they even sound the fucking same.
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So we both know this is more
than just a feeling.
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- Do we?
- Yeah, we do.
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Here's all you need to know.
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This is my job.
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As long as I'm alive,
that ain't changing.
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And I don't plan on dying anytime soon,
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so why don't you do yourself a big favor
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and take a nice long, deep breath, Junior?
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Fuck.
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I think one of them is still here.
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Yeah, the one in the short-sleeved shirt.
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Been clocking him since I got here,
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trying to figure out why he didn't bolt,
and what he still wants here.
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You told the sheriff?
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Of course not.
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But it's her crime scene.
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That's how you'd play this
if you had the ring?
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Yeah.
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I respect the chain of command.
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Well, by all means, go respect it.
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Would you excuse me?
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Hey, shithead.
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What part of stay the fuck away,
was confusing?
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There's something you need to see.
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If you're about to tell me
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about the redneck in the short sleeves
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who ditched his only warm clothes
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so we wouldn't put him
with the other victims,
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I'm trying to make sure
he doesn't get spooked
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and start shooting the place up
like his dead friends.
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I just fucked up, didn't I?
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I suspect you did.
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Fuck.
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- You got him?
- Sure.
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- I need to interrogate him.
- Like fucking hell you do.
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Hi.
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- Yeah.
- You thirsty?
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Howdy, fellas.
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Hey, can I have another,
another, and another?
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Sure thing.
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Did you just use that ring
to counterfeit money?
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No. I manifested money
with the power of my will.
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Oh, wow. But you couldn't manifest
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something for the guy I was chasing.
Got it.
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This ring is a dangerous weapon.
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When and if to use it,
that's the whole ball game, Junior.
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Tell me how you got it, the ring.
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You know how I got it.
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Yeah, but I mean,
what I know can't be true, right?
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Well, I got it the old-fashioned way.
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- I sure as hell didn't interview for it.
- Oh, well, shit, maybe you should have.
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I mean, power like that,
shouldn't you have to work for it,
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excel, prove yourself,
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instead of just
getting randomly selected?
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Why do you give a shit how I got my ring?
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Because I think that's why
we're in goddamn Nebraska.
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I was a couple years
into being a test pilot.
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You know, middle of the night,
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I'm sleeping off about nine too many,
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still had my boots and jeans on.
23:50.659 --> 23:52.870
All of a sudden,
my room starts to vibrate.
23:54.413 --> 23:55.664
I open my eyes,
23:56.165 --> 23:57.999
and I'm in a big fucking bubble.
23:58.000 --> 23:59.918
A big fucking green bubble.
24:00.502 --> 24:02.920
This green bubble floats me up out of bed.
24:02.921 --> 24:04.380
Next thing I know, there's a voice
24:04.381 --> 24:05.882
running through my entire body,
24:05.883 --> 24:07.718
bones, teeth, heart, the whole deal.
24:08.218 --> 24:09.428
And it says to me...
24:11.430 --> 24:12.765
"Are you afraid?"
24:14.016 --> 24:17.977
I say, "No. I'm not afraid."
24:17.978 --> 24:19.146
Wham!
24:20.022 --> 24:22.815
Yanks me out the window across the sky
like a fish getting reeled in.
24:22.816 --> 24:24.818
Couple hundred miles in about ten seconds.
24:25.569 --> 24:27.111
I fly fighter jets.
24:27.112 --> 24:29.197
I have an excellent sense
of airspeed and bearing.
24:29.198 --> 24:32.159
That's how I know exactly
where that green bubble set me down.
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Nebraska.
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Not more than 20 miles
from where we sit right now.
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Which is middle of fucking nowhere.
24:39.458 --> 24:41.835
Thus, an excellent place
to crash a spaceship.
24:44.671 --> 24:45.714
There he was.
24:46.423 --> 24:47.965
Right in front of me.
24:47.966 --> 24:48.967
The pilot.
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Bonafide fucking alien.
24:51.512 --> 24:54.555
Pink and bald, coughing up
glow-in-the-dark blood.
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It was pretty fucking intense.
25:04.024 --> 25:06.401
Hey, you think you're funny?
25:07.277 --> 25:09.278
So Pinko starts talking.
25:09.279 --> 25:12.324
And it comes out all clicks and gurgles.
He's dying.
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And he gives me his ring. This ring.
25:16.954 --> 25:18.663
And when I put it on,
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I can understand
every fucking word he says.
25:22.751 --> 25:24.419
"My name is Abin Sur,
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responsible for maintaining
the peace and sovereignty
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of Sector 2814.
25:33.053 --> 25:35.139
And this responsibility is now yours,
25:35.973 --> 25:38.600
as the ring has chosen you
to be my successor."
25:40.352 --> 25:42.478
Now, fuck, did I know
what sovereignty meant?
25:42.479 --> 25:45.440
Hell no, I didn't.
And then he said two more words,
25:46.150 --> 25:47.359
his last words.
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And he kind of whispered 'em,
25:49.403 --> 25:51.612
so I'm never really sure
whether he said "Good luck"
25:51.613 --> 25:52.698
or "Ah, fuck."
25:53.240 --> 25:55.867
Anyway, it turns out Earth's way off grid,
25:55.868 --> 25:58.537
out of their jurisdiction.
Galactic fucking backwater.
25:59.121 --> 26:01.623
A human getting a ring,
isn't it a fucking fluke?
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The big, blue bosses,
they'd never wanted any Lantern
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coming near our little shithole planet.
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And that's why my gut always told me
that crash was no accident.
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When it says there's a shitstorm en route,
26:15.971 --> 26:19.182
I make sure there's a lookout
to tell me when it's fucking coming.
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The Halogram.
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Halogram. That's clever.
26:24.730 --> 26:26.565
- Thank you.
- It's not that clever.
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Hey, Jordan! Ass-face!
26:33.071 --> 26:34.280
You ignoring me?
26:34.281 --> 26:36.908
So help me God, if that song
plays one more time,
26:36.909 --> 26:39.203
I'm gonna put you
inside that fucking jukebox!
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Hal, I think he's talking to you.
26:43.582 --> 26:44.750
Yeah, I hear him.
26:45.292 --> 26:46.460
You want to fight?
26:48.045 --> 26:49.713
You want to go to jail.
26:51.298 --> 26:54.175
You want to go to jail
so you can talk to that guy
26:54.176 --> 26:55.927
that Mrs. Sheriff
doesn't want you to talk to.
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Not guy.
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- Alien.
- This is a stupid plan.
27:00.182 --> 27:02.351
- I've had stupider.
- That I do not doubt.
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All right. Here we go.
27:14.112 --> 27:17.782
Look, it's gonna look like they're really
kicking the shit out of me,
27:17.783 --> 27:20.618
so you're gonna be tempted to jump in,
but I need you to stay right here.
27:20.619 --> 27:21.870
Will do. You got it.
27:25.165 --> 27:26.333
Thanks.
27:32.756 --> 27:34.258
Hey, fellas.
27:35.259 --> 27:36.718
Tell me something, would you?
27:37.427 --> 27:40.179
What the fuck is your problem
with roller skates?
27:40.180 --> 27:42.515
Look, pretty boy. Show me what you got.
27:42.516 --> 27:44.475
Oh, my. You look like my sister.
27:44.476 --> 27:45.643
God bless ya. Now what?
27:45.644 --> 27:47.103
What the fuck are you talking about?
27:47.104 --> 27:48.397
You gonna say yes?
27:49.773 --> 27:52.734
He didn't get down on one knee,
but a ring's a ring.
27:53.819 --> 27:56.279
No, I don't think he wants me
to have this ring.
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Ever.
27:58.156 --> 28:00.866
- But he gave it to you.
- I reckon he's testing me.
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Testing you how?
28:07.791 --> 28:10.168
- Who gives a shit?
- Come on, bring it on.
28:10.669 --> 28:12.379
- What are you drinking, stranger?
- Coke.
28:12.963 --> 28:14.630
- Coke and what?
- Coke and Coke.
28:14.631 --> 28:16.299
Don't tell me you're a teetotaler.
28:16.300 --> 28:17.383
No, I'm just...
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I'm just on the job.
28:19.011 --> 28:20.595
Being a space cop.
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Who told you I was a space cop?
28:25.225 --> 28:26.685
I mean, your partner is one.
28:27.352 --> 28:28.812
Figured you are too.
28:29.438 --> 28:31.606
He's not my partner. I'm his trainee.
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How many trainees does he have?
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- Just me.
- Why'd he pick you?
28:37.487 --> 28:39.197
He didn't. Our bosses did.
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Space cops have bosses?
28:45.245 --> 28:48.582
Come on, everybody's got bosses, you know?
28:51.877 --> 28:56.756
So, once you're trained,
then you're an official space cop too?
28:56.757 --> 29:00.176
Well, the way it works
is Earth has one Lantern.
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So I'm just being trained
in case anything happens to Jordan.
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So you're the backup quarterback.
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I'm patient.
29:09.186 --> 29:10.228
No, you're not.
29:11.646 --> 29:14.316
All right, idiots. Break it up!
29:16.193 --> 29:18.027
- Get out!
- Do I gotta call your mom again?
29:18.028 --> 29:19.613
Get out of here. Now!
29:32.376 --> 29:34.126
Let's go.
Let's go, sweetness.
29:34.127 --> 29:35.379
Get him out of here!
29:36.046 --> 29:37.421
Yeah, yeah.
29:37.422 --> 29:39.007
Nice talking to you, stranger.
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I'm John.
29:42.761 --> 29:44.346
Walk me to my truck, John?
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You gonna give me a lecture?
30:14.876 --> 30:15.877
No.
30:17.295 --> 30:18.922
I'm gonna give you a light.
30:32.352 --> 30:34.604
Because no comment means no comment.
30:35.772 --> 30:39.234
I'm not gonna talk about
an active investigation, you know that.
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Okay.
30:42.362 --> 30:43.363
Good.
30:44.322 --> 30:45.824
Tell Barb I said hey.
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I take it you're here
to bail out your buddy?
30:51.830 --> 30:53.080
Want some coffee?
30:53.081 --> 30:55.750
I am, and no thank you.
30:56.293 --> 30:57.543
He's in a bit of a mood
30:57.544 --> 31:00.005
because I locked him in our broom closet.
31:01.047 --> 31:03.757
It's almost as if he wanted
to get arrested
31:03.758 --> 31:06.260
so I'd throw him in jail
next to the suspect
31:06.261 --> 31:08.013
I told him he couldn't talk to.
31:08.638 --> 31:10.849
I did tell him it was a stupid plan.
31:11.349 --> 31:13.601
You should have told him louder.
31:13.602 --> 31:16.771
Well, listen, may I take
my stupid friend home?
31:17.898 --> 31:19.858
Not until he's arraigned.
31:23.528 --> 31:24.862
Really?
31:24.863 --> 31:27.198
...and eight counts of aggravated assault
31:27.199 --> 31:28.532
and resisting arrest.
31:28.533 --> 31:29.909
How does the defendant plead?
31:29.910 --> 31:32.537
With all due respect, Your Honor, come on.
31:33.455 --> 31:34.538
"Come on"?
31:34.539 --> 31:36.499
Look, I'm just trying
to question a suspect
31:36.500 --> 31:38.375
in the course
of a very serious investigation,
31:38.376 --> 31:40.170
- which I--
- Ah, an investigation.
31:40.795 --> 31:42.254
Am I to understand, sir,
31:42.255 --> 31:44.590
that you are a law enforcement official?
31:44.591 --> 31:46.634
And if so, could you kindly
state for the record
31:46.635 --> 31:48.386
which agency you represent?
31:49.638 --> 31:51.013
I'm Green Lantern.
31:51.014 --> 31:52.723
I didn't ask who you were.
31:52.724 --> 31:55.851
I asked which bureau you are an agent of.
31:55.852 --> 31:57.102
I'm Green Lantern,
31:57.103 --> 31:58.939
and I'm an agent of...
31:59.564 --> 32:01.398
the Green Lantern, so.
32:01.399 --> 32:04.401
Look, I introduced myself
to Lady Justice back here
32:04.402 --> 32:07.947
when I got to the crime scene,
and I deferred to her jurisdiction.
32:07.948 --> 32:09.491
Is that accurate, Sheriff?
32:09.991 --> 32:12.994
Yeah, but the deference
was pretty cheeky, Your Honor.
32:13.495 --> 32:15.246
You cheeky, Mr. Jordan?
32:15.247 --> 32:16.998
Yeah, don't answer that.
32:18.166 --> 32:20.751
William Macon for the defense, Your Honor.
32:20.752 --> 32:22.670
- Sorry I'm late.
- Mr. Macon.
32:22.671 --> 32:25.631
The defendant has chosen
to represent himself.
32:25.632 --> 32:27.132
That's only because he doesn't understand
32:27.133 --> 32:30.261
he's being made an example of,
which, Your Honor,
32:30.262 --> 32:32.514
is absurd given Mr. Jordan is a hero.
32:33.431 --> 32:36.475
Granted, he hasn't formally retained my--
32:36.476 --> 32:39.019
- You're hired. He's hired.
- Fantastic.
32:39.020 --> 32:41.438
The defense enters a plea of not guilty
32:41.439 --> 32:44.108
and asks Your Honor
to set reasonable bail,
32:44.109 --> 32:47.862
even understanding Mr. Jordan
is... technically a flight risk.
32:48.363 --> 32:49.364
Because...
32:50.156 --> 32:51.199
he can fly.
32:51.741 --> 32:53.618
Who is this guy?
32:54.119 --> 32:55.327
My husband.
32:55.328 --> 32:57.705
I'm setting bail at 100,000 dollars.
32:57.706 --> 32:59.833
- Oh, come on.
- Two hundred thousand.
33:00.500 --> 33:03.336
Now you know the price
of each "come on," Mr. Jordan.
33:04.212 --> 33:06.714
- Shall we try another?
- No, that's understood.
33:06.715 --> 33:08.257
And thank you, Your Honor.
33:08.258 --> 33:11.136
My father will have the check
to your clerk by lunch.
33:11.636 --> 33:14.431
All right, then.
Mr. Jordan, don't leave town.
33:15.056 --> 33:16.099
We're adjourned.
33:19.227 --> 33:21.395
- Thanks for the save.
- Oh, truly an honor.
33:21.396 --> 33:23.772
But I tend to find
that strangers who give me
33:23.773 --> 33:25.149
a couple hundred thousand dollars,
33:25.150 --> 33:27.902
no strings attached,
usually turn out to be bad guys.
33:28.737 --> 33:31.238
But there are
strings attached, Mr. Jordan.
33:31.239 --> 33:35.159
My father would love to have supper
with you this evening. He's a huge fan,
33:35.160 --> 33:37.995
and someone I think
you'll find like-minded.
33:37.996 --> 33:39.246
What are you doing, Billy?
33:39.247 --> 33:43.168
I was just inviting Mr. Jordan
up to the ranch tonight, honey.
33:45.003 --> 33:46.462
They're married.
33:46.463 --> 33:49.548
Course, they are.
Small town, everyone's related.
33:49.549 --> 33:50.633
Oh.
33:50.634 --> 33:53.385
I'd be offended if that wasn't
absolutely true.
33:53.386 --> 33:54.928
Billy Macon, you must be John.
33:54.929 --> 33:56.264
- Yes, sir.
- You like barbecue?
33:56.848 --> 33:58.015
Junior here's a vegan.
33:58.016 --> 34:00.100
He doesn't believe in anything
that causes enjoyment.
34:00.101 --> 34:01.810
But we'd love to come to supper.
34:01.811 --> 34:04.606
Yeah, well, only if it's okay
with the sheriff.
34:05.690 --> 34:07.108
The more the merrier.
34:56.366 --> 34:57.367
Militia?
34:59.452 --> 35:03.373
Walks like a duck, shoots an AR-15
like a duck, blah, blah, blah, duck.
35:23.518 --> 35:24.728
Evening.
35:25.520 --> 35:27.397
- So glad you could make it.
- How you doing?
35:27.522 --> 35:29.982
- This is our boy, Noah.
- All right. How you doing, Noah?
35:29.983 --> 35:31.567
Noah, this is Mr. Stewart and Mr. Jordan.
35:31.568 --> 35:32.610
Noah.
35:33.403 --> 35:34.737
Offense or defense?
35:34.738 --> 35:36.156
Wherever they need me, sir.
35:36.865 --> 35:38.742
Team player. Good man.
35:40.869 --> 35:43.662
Oh, sorry. I got to take this.
35:43.663 --> 35:45.914
Dad's waiting in the kitchen
for you gentlemen.
35:45.915 --> 35:48.167
Noah, come with me
and help Grandma set up.
35:48.168 --> 35:49.169
Hey.
35:50.754 --> 35:51.755
Yeah.
35:56.384 --> 35:57.469
How about a beer?
35:59.804 --> 36:00.972
God, yes.
36:02.182 --> 36:03.183
Oh, here.
36:19.824 --> 36:22.952
My father-in-law's got paper on you
and you haven't even met him yet.
36:23.870 --> 36:25.747
He's not a man you want to owe.
36:26.289 --> 36:27.832
Sounds like a woman in debt.
36:31.711 --> 36:32.796
It's not too late.
36:33.296 --> 36:34.880
You can just fly on home,
36:34.881 --> 36:37.090
spare yourself the moment
not too long from now
36:37.091 --> 36:39.677
when you wish
you'd never come to this place.
36:41.179 --> 36:42.180
No.
36:49.479 --> 36:50.939
Well...
36:52.315 --> 36:54.399
Exciting enough Hal Jordan just
walked into my kitchen,
36:54.400 --> 36:55.818
but with a bag of beer?
36:55.819 --> 36:57.069
I'm truly blessed.
36:57.070 --> 36:59.571
Least I can do. This is John.
36:59.572 --> 37:01.156
John, Will Macon.
37:01.157 --> 37:03.784
I'd shake, but my hands
are all gunky with meat.
37:03.785 --> 37:05.745
Word on the street is you don't partake.
37:06.287 --> 37:08.080
Ordered you up some tofu steaks.
37:08.081 --> 37:11.417
- Hope that'll do you.
- Oh, that's very kind. I appreciate it.
37:12.752 --> 37:17.089
And I appreciate your service, sir.
Marine sniper. Color me impressed.
37:17.090 --> 37:18.925
Oh, looked me up.
37:19.551 --> 37:20.927
You didn't look me up?
37:22.470 --> 37:23.721
Jesus.
37:24.222 --> 37:26.348
Walking into unknown territory,
even with a weapon
37:26.349 --> 37:29.560
of mass destruction on your finger,
that's either trust or arrogance.
37:29.561 --> 37:31.186
Well, he's trust. I'm arrogance.
37:31.187 --> 37:32.646
I don't trust anybody.
37:32.647 --> 37:33.982
Man after my own heart.
37:35.817 --> 37:37.609
You got a nice place here, Will.
37:37.610 --> 37:38.945
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
37:39.779 --> 37:43.240
Alas, not mine. I'm just a caretaker.
37:43.241 --> 37:45.285
Mind me asking who you caretake it for?
37:45.827 --> 37:47.202
I don't mind at all.
37:47.203 --> 37:50.664
Regrettably, my NDA
restricts me from discussing
37:50.665 --> 37:52.625
or IDing my employer.
37:53.710 --> 37:55.044
Because of the government.
37:55.962 --> 37:57.045
I'm sorry?
37:57.046 --> 37:58.755
The government.
I'm guessing the government,
37:58.756 --> 38:00.299
they're probably watching your boss,
38:00.300 --> 38:03.093
biding their time
before they raid this compound,
38:03.094 --> 38:04.636
take his guns and rights away.
38:04.637 --> 38:07.389
You think we bailed you out
so we could enlist you
38:07.390 --> 38:09.017
in some whackadoo war with the feds?
38:11.060 --> 38:13.103
Well, why else would you bail me out?
38:13.104 --> 38:15.315
Because of the goddamn aliens, son.
38:16.107 --> 38:17.233
Why the fuck else?
38:21.112 --> 38:24.824
Man, the whole world flipped out
when you first came on the scene.
38:25.658 --> 38:27.535
Makes sense, seeing what you can do.
38:28.202 --> 38:29.913
But it kind of buried the lede.
38:31.331 --> 38:33.917
There are thousands of planets out there
with intelligent life.
38:34.792 --> 38:38.045
And here we sit,
low-hanging fruit of the galaxy,
38:38.046 --> 38:39.963
just waiting to get gobbled up.
38:39.964 --> 38:43.343
This land we're on right now,
it was Kiowa, then Sioux,
38:43.968 --> 38:46.387
but across the ocean boats were coming.
38:48.139 --> 38:51.100
Anyways, as someone
who's spent time in the galaxy,
38:51.768 --> 38:53.560
it's a pretty peaceful place out there.
38:53.561 --> 38:56.064
Well, what do they need space cops for?
38:59.859 --> 39:04.155
Look, I'm not some isolationist crackpot
with his head in the sand,
39:04.864 --> 39:06.615
but I am a student of history.
39:06.616 --> 39:08.742
Colonization is ugly from any angle,
39:08.743 --> 39:13.998
but I tell you, it is particularly bleak
if you're the one getting colonized.
39:14.916 --> 39:17.709
This all, call it an ounce of prevention.
39:17.710 --> 39:19.378
Seems like a bit more than an ounce.
39:19.379 --> 39:20.421
My point is,
39:21.047 --> 39:22.673
I believe the gentleman cooling his heels
39:22.674 --> 39:25.468
in the sheriff's pokey,
he's part of an advanced team.
39:26.636 --> 39:28.595
And I'd ask you
what your reason to believe is,
39:28.596 --> 39:30.807
but I'm guessing it's covered by your NDA.
39:31.808 --> 39:34.059
My daughter-in-law says
you're not that bright.
39:34.060 --> 39:36.437
Your daughter-in-law's what's
holding me up from talking to that fella.
39:38.314 --> 39:40.525
All right. I can clear that brush.
39:41.693 --> 39:42.819
In exchange for?
39:44.237 --> 39:45.238
Let's eat.
40:08.302 --> 40:09.429
You're aiming.
40:09.971 --> 40:10.972
Sorry, sir?
40:12.348 --> 40:13.349
Don't aim.
40:13.850 --> 40:16.811
Just imagine it going through.
40:20.356 --> 40:21.399
Try again.
40:23.568 --> 40:25.069
Hey, don't force it.
40:25.570 --> 40:26.654
Just imagine.
40:37.832 --> 40:38.875
Hey!
40:39.375 --> 40:40.418
What'd I say?
40:41.044 --> 40:42.086
What'd I just say?
40:43.379 --> 40:44.380
That was great.
40:45.006 --> 40:46.339
How'd you know that?
40:46.340 --> 40:49.802
So, my dad used to shoot apples
off my head.
40:50.386 --> 40:51.595
Grandma!
40:51.596 --> 40:53.138
Grandma, I got one through!
40:53.139 --> 40:54.307
Show me, sweetheart.
40:59.854 --> 41:00.897
You live here?
41:03.524 --> 41:04.525
Zoe Macon.
41:08.905 --> 41:10.114
Now you have my name.
41:11.699 --> 41:13.366
Come on, sweetheart.
Let's go find everyone.
41:13.367 --> 41:14.619
- All right.
- Come on.
41:20.124 --> 41:23.586
Well, we drank all your beer,
but put together some leftovers for you.
41:24.378 --> 41:26.589
- Much obliged.
- And I talked to Kerry.
41:27.090 --> 41:28.673
Since you and I have common interests,
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she's willing to let you chat with
the suspect first thing in the morning.
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Well...
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You know, that's the thing, Will.
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I don't know what your interests are.
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Two of my boys
almost got killed last night
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in a shootout with men
no one's ever seen before.
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How about we both want to protect
the planet from anybody not born on it?
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Hope I didn't mess up your tofu, soldier.
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No, sir.
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It was delicious.
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Good.
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Nothing better than eating off
another man's grill.
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Good night, gentlemen.
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Hey.
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What was that all about?
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I might have slept with his wife.
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Might have?
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I definitely slept with his wife.
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And he knows?
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Apparently.
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Jesus Christ,
we've only been here 24 hours.
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I'm impressed.
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We said 9:00.
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What time is it?
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Not 9:00.
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His name's Waylon Sanders.
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Commercial-licensed
truck driver. Called his boss,
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says he's worked for him
almost five years now.
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Aliens are good at getting IDs
and paying people to lie for them.
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He's just a dipshit from Kimball.
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They took X-rays at the hospital
for his busted nose.
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All organs accounted for.
No hidden antennas.
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The plural for antenna is antennae.
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What's the plural for eat shit?
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Junior, tell the sheriff here
how many species currently
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have the technology to pass as human.
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Fourteen. MRIs, X-rays, blood work.
Nothing down here can tell the difference.
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- So you can't prove it.
- I can make him confess.
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If you lay a finger on him,
you're back in front of the judge.
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That includes whacking him
with giant green phone books
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or whatever you magic up
from your conjuring ring.
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I wouldn't dare.
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- Ten minutes.
- I only need five.
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- Am I'm coming in with you?
- You are not.
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Alien my ass.
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You know, we're all aliens.
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Just depends which planet
you're standing on.
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Would you like a cup of coffee?
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- No, thank you.
- All right.
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Yeah, I imagine you just
want to phone home, or...
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- get home, I bet.
- Yes, sir.
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And home is Kimball?
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Well, I mean, I'm on the road
most of the year,
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but Kimball's where
I hang my hat. Yes, sir.
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"Hang your hat."
What a delightful human expression.
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And well, if you're in town for
the big game, it must be a big rivalry.
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I mean, Kimball's, what, that's a two,
two-and-a-half-hour drive?
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Yeah, sorry about that.
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I just, you know, I--
I love football, though,
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and it's the home team.
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Yeah. I love football, too.
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When did Nebraska win
its first national championship?
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Sorry?
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You love football. You're from Nebraska.
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Huskers' first championship,
when was that?
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- Yeah, it was 1970, Bob Devaney.
- That is correct.
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How about their first 200-yard rusher?
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- Frank Solich?
- First Heisman winner?
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- Johnny Rodgers.
- That's it.
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Where did Harry Potter go to school?
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Excuse me?
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Harry Potter, boy wizard.
What was the name of the school?
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I don't know.
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It was a book.
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I don't read a lot.
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Well, you go to the movies, don't you?
They only made, like, 22 of them.
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Oh, I watch a lot of football.
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- That's the rub, isn't it?
- What?
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Pretending to be someone that you're not.
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You learn all the specifics,
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but you don't learn
what everyone else knows.
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I don't-- I don't understand.
Who are you, exactly?
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Hal Jordan, Green Lantern.
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Charged by the Guardians of the Universe
to protect Sector 2814
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from all extra-planetary threats.
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And you, Waylon, are one of them.
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Good Christ, he really is
full of himself, isn't he?
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Can't be easy,
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having to learn
from someone you don't respect.
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I do respect him.
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- Come on.
- I do.
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Why?
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I don't know. He's fearless.
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If you care about people,
46:33.354 --> 46:36.065
you know, husband, wife, parent, kid,
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then you're scared of losing them.
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First time he strutted up to me,
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I could tell Jordan doesn't
care about anybody.
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And nobody cares about him.
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He's not fucking fearless.
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He's lonely.
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But why did you stick around?
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What were you looking for?
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I mean, I get once I showed up,
you couldn't run. You had to blend in.
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But before that...
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I just went to a high school
football game, man.
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With the other Kimball fans
who are all dead now.
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I don't know them, okay?
I told you, I drive a truck.
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Yeah, I'm sure you can tell me a lot about
that truck, but I bet you can't tell me
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about the Boston Tea Party,
Kelly Clarkson,
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Barack Obama, or Rup--
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Barack Obama is the president
of the United States.
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That's it?
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As a rural Nebraskan, that's the breadth
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of your opinion of Barack Hussein Obama?
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He is the 44th president.
He followed George W. Bush.
47:30.244 --> 47:33.205
There's some controversy
surrounding his birth certificate.
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Holy shit, you are an alien.
47:47.219 --> 47:48.554
Let's say you're right.
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Oh, fuck.
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Let's say, hypothetically,
47:52.850 --> 47:57.604
that I'm not of this salty, smelly world,
a visitor who went to great trouble
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to hide himself well
and learn the arcane rules
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of pointless contests involving balls
that somehow captivate more attention
48:03.777 --> 48:05.570
than the deteriorating atmosphere
48:05.571 --> 48:07.740
or the hunger
of its least fortunate people.
48:10.993 --> 48:12.744
If I had gone to such lengths,
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I would be here
for a very important purpose.
48:14.622 --> 48:17.248
A purpose that required
great discretion and secrecy.
48:17.249 --> 48:19.167
A purpose that would need
to be kept from the likes
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of a galactic peacekeeping organization
48:21.378 --> 48:23.964
because it concerns
the exact opposite of peace.
48:24.632 --> 48:25.716
That being war.
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And as such,
48:27.968 --> 48:30.720
if I were to fall into the hands
of such an organization,
48:30.721 --> 48:33.097
I would be forced to take drastic measures
48:33.098 --> 48:35.434
to ensure that my purpose
was not revealed.
48:38.103 --> 48:39.188
Hypothetically.
48:44.193 --> 48:47.695
And hypothetically, what might you have
to keep your mouth shut?
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- A cyanide pill?
- You're thinking very small.
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Then give it to me big.
48:51.242 --> 48:54.244
I'd have a biometric neutron device
woven into my skeleton.
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I'd be able to activate it with a thought.
48:57.873 --> 49:00.333
Unless you let me walk out
that door right now.
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He's bluffing, right?
49:02.127 --> 49:04.671
You're not walking out
of here hypothetically or otherwise.
49:04.672 --> 49:07.465
And if you do blow yourself up,
I'm just gonna bubble up
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and contain all that sunshine with my ring
49:09.635 --> 49:11.594
and walk out of here without a scratch.
49:11.595 --> 49:12.845
You've been here 48 hours.
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Did you bring the lantern
to recharge your ring?
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I have plenty of power.
49:20.187 --> 49:21.480
But for how much longer?
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Yeah.
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You should be asking yourself
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if I'm capable of releasing enough energy
49:34.159 --> 49:35.869
to eradicate this entire town.
49:37.913 --> 49:41.208
We talking or exploding?
Because it's almost lunchtime.
49:44.628 --> 49:46.547
It almost seems like you...
49:47.923 --> 49:52.386
want to die, Hal Jordan.
Does that not violate your precious oath?
49:53.470 --> 49:55.763
"In brightest day and blackest night..."
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- Don't.
- "...no evil shall escape my sight."
49:57.349 --> 50:01.227
- Shut your mouth.
- "Let those who worship evil's might
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- beware my power...
- I said don't.
50:03.981 --> 50:05.858
"...Green Lantern's light."
50:09.236 --> 50:12.615
Harry Potter went to Hogwarts,
you ignorant alien fuck!
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- Are you beeping?
- Should we go? We should go.
50:19.913 --> 50:21.874
- No, it's too late.
- Why are you here?
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Why else?
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Vengeance.
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Told you he was an alien.
52:27.458 --> 52:30.543
Look at you. You've barely aged.
52:30.544 --> 52:31.587
Liar.
52:34.965 --> 52:36.091
How's Noah?
52:37.217 --> 52:39.887
Tall. He's on the team now.
52:40.387 --> 52:41.430
Quarterback.
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He any good?
52:44.016 --> 52:45.017
All-state.
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That's good.
52:53.525 --> 52:54.735
Anyone else know?
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Just the groundskeeper.
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All right.