WEBVTT 00:01:29.653 --> 00:01:31.446 align:center What the hell! 00:01:33.532 --> 00:01:34.449 align:center Hey! Hey! 00:01:34.700 --> 00:01:36.618 align:center I need to get my car out! Where are you going? Hey! 00:02:07.149 --> 00:02:09.568 align:center How have you parked? Hey! Hey! 00:02:22.873 --> 00:02:24.791 align:center Are you coming in or going out, pal? 00:02:28.044 --> 00:02:29.129 align:center What the hell are you doing? 00:02:29.379 --> 00:02:32.799 align:center You're the one sneaking in! Stealing the radio? 00:02:33.216 --> 00:02:35.177 align:center Help! Help! 00:02:37.596 --> 00:02:39.347 align:center Stop howling, you wuss! 00:02:39.598 --> 00:02:41.850 align:center Think I'm going to molest you? 00:02:42.058 --> 00:02:44.394 align:center Do you know who I am? - Nope! Who are you? 00:02:44.644 --> 00:02:47.814 align:center G.S. Gaitonde. Deputy Chief Engineer. 00:02:48.607 --> 00:02:52.277 align:center Mr. Municipality! Such a big shot stealing my radio? 00:02:53.445 --> 00:02:56.072 align:center Who are you people? Do you know what I can do? 00:02:59.576 --> 00:03:01.828 align:center I can shut down your business. Cancel your license. 00:03:04.581 --> 00:03:06.124 align:center One bullet left. 00:03:06.333 --> 00:03:08.293 align:center "Every question you ask, I pull the trigger." 00:03:08.877 --> 00:03:10.462 align:center Where are you taking me? 00:03:13.215 --> 00:03:15.592 align:center Keep asking. Ha, this is fun! - Where to, Boss? 00:03:17.427 --> 00:03:19.387 align:center Stop asking questions, you idiot. 00:03:21.765 --> 00:03:23.725 align:center Ah! Finally he understands. 00:03:24.768 --> 00:03:26.686 align:center Alam, let's go to Lucky Singh's office. 00:03:30.941 --> 00:03:32.734 align:center Hey Photo-Studio. Print under the photo... 00:03:32.943 --> 00:03:35.654 align:center "Mr. Lucky Singh, President Mumbai Builder's Association 00:03:35.904 --> 00:03:39.157 align:center in serious talking with Mr. George Bush, President of America." 00:03:41.785 --> 00:03:43.703 align:center But Mr. Sir, you've never been to Americal! 00:03:44.579 --> 00:03:46.498 align:center No! But George Bush must've come to India. 00:03:47.249 --> 00:03:49.668 align:center Delete the White House. Paste my farmhouse. 00:03:50.460 --> 00:03:52.379 align:center Use your un-common sense, you twerp! 00:03:56.258 --> 00:04:00.387 align:center Mr. Sir, Circuit's here. - Lovely-dovely! 00:04:08.562 --> 00:04:11.565 align:center You don't take my calls these days. - Call him now. He'll pick up. 00:04:12.649 --> 00:04:14.651 align:center Circuit, you're rocking! Cuckoo, move aside... 00:04:14.860 --> 00:04:17.112 align:center Yes, Sir. - Look, there's nothing... 00:04:17.362 --> 00:04:19.114 align:center I can do for you. - Why? 00:04:19.364 --> 00:04:23.285 align:center Last time, you took permission for 8 floors... and built 11! 00:04:23.577 --> 00:04:26.621 align:center My math is terrible! 00:04:27.038 --> 00:04:29.165 align:center I'll lose my job because of you. 00:04:29.416 --> 00:04:31.376 align:center The hell with your 10,000 rupee job. 00:04:32.586 --> 00:04:34.504 align:center Heard of Khurana Builders? - Yes. 00:04:34.713 --> 00:04:37.340 align:center My daughter is engaged to Mr. Khurana's son. 00:04:41.303 --> 00:04:44.848 align:center Khurana's bought all the property behind Versova Pump. 00:04:45.307 --> 00:04:47.183 align:center Except this yellow house. 00:04:47.475 --> 00:04:50.353 align:center I promised them I'd get it. A wedding gift for my daughter. 00:04:53.023 --> 00:04:56.651 align:center That house has a 99 year lease. 00:04:57.527 --> 00:05:00.155 align:center The lease expires next month. - It will be renewed. 00:05:00.405 --> 00:05:02.574 align:center Don't send them the renewal papers. Let them default. 00:05:03.617 --> 00:05:05.452 align:center I can't do that. 00:05:07.871 --> 00:05:10.457 align:center I've given them my word. 00:05:11.207 --> 00:05:13.126 align:center Get that house, Gaitonde. 00:05:13.877 --> 00:05:15.128 align:center Impossible! 00:05:19.007 --> 00:05:21.301 align:center Wallet or Bullet. You choose. 00:05:26.222 --> 00:05:27.682 align:center Name your price. 00:05:30.727 --> 00:05:33.188 align:center 10! - 10!!! That's it? 00:05:33.480 --> 00:05:36.149 align:center Take 20! Cuckoo, bring me 20,000. 00:05:36.566 --> 00:05:39.819 align:center Crisp new notes. Happy? - No. No... 10 Lakhs. 00:05:43.573 --> 00:05:45.617 align:center 30 thousand. - 9 Lakhs. 00:05:48.828 --> 00:05:50.664 align:center You're off? 00:05:50.914 --> 00:05:53.833 align:center The gun's in my hand. 00:05:54.250 --> 00:05:56.670 align:center That man there breaks a couple of bones daily! 00:05:58.046 --> 00:06:00.340 align:center What a break!! - Show some fear, pal. 00:06:02.884 --> 00:06:04.135 align:center Ok, Lucky. 00:06:04.386 --> 00:06:06.304 align:center Let\x92s meet halfway! 00:06:06.763 --> 00:06:09.683 align:center 5 Lakhs. - Lovely-dovely! Halfway is right! 00:06:09.891 --> 00:06:11.810 align:center 2.5 Lakhs. The deal is done! 00:06:16.773 --> 00:06:18.608 align:center Let's celebrate! Get something sweet! - Yes Sir. 00:06:19.484 --> 00:06:21.444 align:center With best compliments. 00:06:22.529 --> 00:06:26.616 align:center You have to give Munna the good news! 00:06:26.908 --> 00:06:29.119 align:center We have a house to vacate. 00:06:29.744 --> 00:06:31.663 align:center Munna doesn't work between 9 and 12. - Wakes up late? 00:06:32.497 --> 00:06:35.125 align:center He doesn't sleep. He's in love. 00:06:36.001 --> 00:06:38.169 align:center Spends the day by the sea side! 00:06:38.378 --> 00:06:41.506 align:center How embarrassing! Ask lover boy to use one of my motels! 00:06:41.798 --> 00:06:45.510 align:center You don't get it. He sits by the sea and listens to the radio. 00:06:45.969 --> 00:06:47.345 align:center Radio? What's on the radio? 00:06:47.554 --> 00:06:48.638 align:center My future Sister-in-law. 00:06:49.305 --> 00:06:52.726 align:center Good morning Mumbai... 00:06:53.351 --> 00:06:56.730 align:center "This is Jhanvi, on World Space radio. Before I sign off..." 00:06:56.980 --> 00:06:58.690 align:center "Here are my parting thoughts..." 00:06:58.940 --> 00:07:01.359 align:center "For all those rushing around this crazy city..." 00:07:01.860 --> 00:07:04.654 align:center "Is this the way we mean to live?" 00:07:05.405 --> 00:07:08.658 align:center "Is this the way we wish to die?" 00:07:10.035 --> 00:07:12.162 align:center "Has the monsoon delayed your train?" 00:07:12.912 --> 00:07:15.331 align:center "When was the last time you walked in the rain?" 00:07:16.416 --> 00:07:19.335 align:center "You know your favorite soap's Twists-n-turns,"" 00:07:19.919 --> 00:07:22.338 align:center "But have no time for your mother's concerns." 00:07:23.214 --> 00:07:25.842 align:center "Why don't we stop to feel the sand between our toes?" 00:07:26.468 --> 00:07:29.679 align:center "Why don't those 108 channels wipe away our woes?" 00:07:30.430 --> 00:07:32.682 align:center "You, who connects at the click of a mouse," 00:07:33.224 --> 00:07:36.352 align:center "Do you know who lives in the neighboring house?" 00:07:37.437 --> 00:07:39.981 align:center "In this era of emails and mobiles," 00:07:40.899 --> 00:07:44.694 align:center "When did you last see your best friend's smile?" 00:07:45.779 --> 00:07:48.698 align:center "When did you see your last sunset?" 00:07:49.783 --> 00:07:52.077 align:center "When did you see the stars come out at night?" 00:07:52.827 --> 00:07:55.997 align:center "For all those rushing around in this crazy city..." 00:07:56.289 --> 00:07:58.374 align:center "Is this the way we mean to live?" 00:07:59.459 --> 00:08:01.377 align:center "Is this the way we wish to die?" 00:08:02.003 --> 00:08:05.340 align:center "So, good bye Mumbai..." 00:08:05.715 --> 00:08:08.301 align:center Bye-bye, Jhanvi. - "Tune in again." 00:08:08.718 --> 00:08:10.011 align:center Hundred percent. - "Same place..." 00:08:10.220 --> 00:08:11.346 align:center Right here. - "Same time." 00:08:11.763 --> 00:08:12.680 align:center Very same time. 00:08:12.931 --> 00:08:16.017 align:center "So friends, don't worry be happy... Sayonara." 00:08:16.768 --> 00:08:19.854 align:center "Remember, tomorrow is Oct 2." 00:08:20.063 --> 00:08:22.982 align:center "We have the Mahatma Gandhi Quiz Contest" 00:08:23.274 --> 00:08:26.653 align:center "The winner will be invited to our studio..." 00:08:26.986 --> 00:08:31.658 align:center "...for a chat with me!" 00:08:32.075 --> 00:08:35.370 align:center "So, good bye! Remember to tune in tomorrow at 9 a.m.!" 00:08:40.375 --> 00:08:43.169 align:center Bro... - Hey, Circuit! What's on 2nd Oct.? 00:08:44.796 --> 00:08:47.006 align:center It's a dry day, bro. Need I to stock up on booze? 00:08:47.590 --> 00:08:49.551 align:center A dry day? Why? 00:08:49.759 --> 00:08:51.219 align:center No clue. 00:08:51.427 --> 00:08:52.720 align:center But don't worry, I'll find out... 00:08:52.929 --> 00:08:55.723 align:center Bro, it's Bapu's happy birthday. 00:08:56.391 --> 00:08:57.725 align:center Who's 'Bapu'? 00:08:58.143 --> 00:09:00.562 align:center Mahatma Gandhi... respectfully called 'Bapu'! - The guy whose mug is on currency notes? 00:09:00.812 --> 00:09:03.439 align:center That's the dude! - Tell me more... 00:09:03.815 --> 00:09:05.567 align:center Don't know much, Bro. 00:09:05.775 --> 00:09:07.944 align:center He was skinny but brave. 00:09:08.194 --> 00:09:09.946 align:center He got the Brits out. 00:09:10.321 --> 00:09:13.449 align:center Got us our freedom. 00:09:14.200 --> 00:09:15.577 align:center Was he in the army? 00:09:15.785 --> 00:09:17.662 align:center Never seen him in uniform. 00:09:18.288 --> 00:09:19.998 align:center And there is no clear picture on the notes 00:09:20.582 --> 00:09:28.006 align:center There's a 'Bapu quiz' on radio tomorrow. If I win, I get to meet Jhanvi. 00:09:28.298 --> 00:09:31.342 align:center My future sis-in-law? "Consider it done, bro." 00:09:32.468 --> 00:09:33.595 align:center Hey, Circuit. - Yes, bro. 00:09:33.803 --> 00:09:35.680 align:center What shirt should I wear? 00:09:36.556 --> 00:09:38.349 align:center Why worry about a shirt, Bro? 00:09:38.558 --> 00:09:40.476 align:center You'll be on the radio, not TV. 00:09:41.769 --> 00:09:44.647 align:center Focus on your voice, on what you say. 00:09:45.064 --> 00:09:47.650 align:center Use a bass voice. Chicks love deep voices! 00:09:48.359 --> 00:09:50.153 align:center The rest, I'll handle. 00:09:53.615 --> 00:09:56.326 align:center Ms. Jhanvi, This is Murli Prasad Sharma speaking. 00:09:58.286 --> 00:10:00.205 align:center I'm fine, thank you. How are you? 00:10:00.455 --> 00:10:02.373 align:center Guys, don't panic. It's easy. 00:10:02.624 --> 00:10:05.210 align:center Sis-in-law will ask questions on Bapu. 00:10:05.460 --> 00:10:08.671 align:center Every right answer wins you a prize! 00:10:09.172 --> 00:10:11.007 align:center This is not right! 00:10:11.299 --> 00:10:15.011 align:center I'm late for my lecture. - Listen, Professor, leave now... 00:10:15.303 --> 00:10:17.222 align:center ...and this guy pays your wife a friendly visit. 00:10:17.889 --> 00:10:19.641 align:center Can we take anything we want? 00:10:20.141 --> 00:10:24.062 align:center Answer right and take whatever. The grinder, the pan, the vase... 00:10:24.646 --> 00:10:28.024 align:center Ms. Jhanvi, your voice drives me fricking crazy. 00:10:28.775 --> 00:10:30.526 align:center Don't say 'fricking', bro. 00:10:30.735 --> 00:10:32.445 align:center She'll think you're a punk! 00:10:32.654 --> 00:10:34.697 align:center Use the Professor\x92s lingo. 00:10:35.782 --> 00:10:38.368 align:center Start dialing, you frickin' cretins! 00:10:40.620 --> 00:10:44.040 align:center Keep trying till you connect. 00:10:44.374 --> 00:10:46.626 align:center No one else should get through. 00:10:46.626 --> 00:10:47.252 align:center Hey youl, Come this side... 00:10:49.879 --> 00:10:52.590 align:center Married? Not yet. 00:10:53.841 --> 00:10:55.635 align:center Actually, Ms Jhanvi... 00:10:55.885 --> 00:10:59.097 align:center ...I haven't met Miss Right yet. - Hey turn up the radio! 00:10:59.347 --> 00:11:07.021 align:center "The first caller who gets all 10 correct answers, wins! 00:11:07.438 --> 00:11:09.357 align:center Get ready to call. 00:11:09.607 --> 00:11:11.526 align:center The number is 22666888. 00:11:12.235 --> 00:11:13.569 align:center My first question. 00:11:13.778 --> 00:11:17.365 align:center "What was Mahatma Gandhi's nickname in South Africa?" 00:11:18.283 --> 00:11:19.701 align:center It's connected! - Give him the phone, moron. 00:11:20.118 --> 00:11:22.370 align:center "Wow! Our first caller... Hello..." - Hello. 00:11:22.620 --> 00:11:25.999 align:center 'All lines in this route are busy. Please try again later' 00:11:28.710 --> 00:11:30.044 align:center Try this one. 00:11:32.672 --> 00:11:35.049 align:center "Who is this?" - It's me, Murli Prasad Sharma. 00:11:35.341 --> 00:11:37.385 align:center "So Murli, what's the right answer?" 00:11:38.136 --> 00:11:39.595 align:center 'Bro'! - Go on. 00:11:39.804 --> 00:11:41.306 align:center 'Bro'!! - Tell me the answer, you idiot... 00:11:41.556 --> 00:11:43.433 align:center "Bro"! "Bro"! - Speak up, or I'll smack you. 00:11:43.641 --> 00:11:47.437 align:center Gandhi was addressed as 'Brother' by his friends. 00:11:47.812 --> 00:11:50.106 align:center "You have 10 seconds, Murli." - Are you sure? 00:11:51.149 --> 00:11:53.067 align:center Absolutely. - You better be. Or my Bro will get you. 00:11:53.526 --> 00:11:54.569 align:center 100%6sLaAS5 00:11:56.863 --> 00:12:02.076 align:center "Hello, in South Africa, Gandhi was..." 00:12:03.202 --> 00:12:05.663 align:center 'Addressed As'... ...addressed as 'Brother'. 00:12:06.080 --> 00:12:08.499 align:center "That's the right answer. Congratulations!" 00:12:10.084 --> 00:12:14.005 align:center "Now I'll keep going till you get it wrong." 00:12:14.630 --> 00:12:16.716 align:center No chance of that Ms Jhanvi. 00:12:17.675 --> 00:12:19.552 align:center "We'll see. Second question..." 00:12:20.136 --> 00:12:22.388 align:center "Name Gandhi's children." 00:12:22.722 --> 00:12:24.265 align:center Rajiv Gandhi. Indira Gandhi. - Awesome! 00:12:24.515 --> 00:12:26.559 align:center The eldest was Harilal... 00:12:26.851 --> 00:12:28.728 align:center Harilal, Manilal, Ramdas and Devdas. 00:12:30.688 --> 00:12:34.025 align:center But I wanted the rice cooker, Bro. - Harilal, Manilal... 00:12:36.361 --> 00:12:38.196 align:center Ramdas. - Ramdas... 00:12:38.404 --> 00:12:40.198 align:center Devdas. - And Devdas. 00:12:40.782 --> 00:12:42.700 align:center "Wow, that's absolutely right." 00:12:43.576 --> 00:12:45.536 align:center Thank you... thank you... - "Now the third question." 00:12:45.787 --> 00:12:49.207 align:center "What weapons did Gandhi have, that Hitler didn't?" 00:12:49.499 --> 00:12:50.416 align:center The ironing press! 00:12:50.625 --> 00:12:52.210 align:center Are you sure? 00:12:52.460 --> 00:12:54.754 align:center He had truth and non-violence. I'll have the iron! 00:12:54.962 --> 00:12:56.798 align:center Truth and non-violence. 00:12:57.173 --> 00:13:01.594 align:center "Well done!" "At what age did Gandhi marry?" 00:13:01.844 --> 00:13:03.304 align:center 13. - 13. 00:13:03.513 --> 00:13:05.431 align:center Thirteen years. Watch these... 00:13:06.432 --> 00:13:08.351 align:center And... Kasturba was 13 as well. 00:13:10.103 --> 00:13:13.147 align:center Bro and his wife were both 13 when they married. 00:13:13.523 --> 00:13:16.484 align:center What a tragedy. Our bro is still single. 00:13:16.692 --> 00:13:18.528 align:center "What's all that noise?" 00:13:20.113 --> 00:13:24.700 align:center My family. They're upset. They feel Bapu married at 13... 00:13:25.118 --> 00:13:26.994 align:center high time I married too. - This is all very wrong... 00:13:27.370 --> 00:13:30.373 align:center Shut up! Circuit! - I'm going to call the cops! 00:13:31.833 --> 00:13:33.584 align:center Hey Notebook! What's your name? 00:13:33.793 --> 00:13:35.711 align:center Professor Venkatesh Vattikutti. 00:13:37.088 --> 00:13:40.341 align:center "Look here, Vattikutti, we should help each other." 00:13:40.675 --> 00:13:44.345 align:center You know about Gandhi. We don't. 00:13:44.887 --> 00:13:46.681 align:center "Now, if you want to know about..." 00:13:46.931 --> 00:13:48.683 align:center Franky four-fingers, Bullet-tooth Tony, Boris 'the blade'... 00:13:48.933 --> 00:13:51.394 align:center come to me. I'd never say no. 00:13:51.686 --> 00:13:54.313 align:center Knowledge must be shared. 00:13:54.564 --> 00:13:56.357 align:center This is wrong. Very wrong. 00:13:56.607 --> 00:13:58.359 align:center I'll call the police. 00:14:01.612 --> 00:14:04.282 align:center Aw! You got your clothes all wet... - This is unpardonable. 00:14:10.663 --> 00:14:12.290 align:center Hey, dry clean this dude! 00:14:13.833 --> 00:14:15.793 align:center "And this year, our first caller..." 00:14:16.043 --> 00:14:18.337 align:center "...Mr. Murli Prasad Sharma, wins." 00:14:20.465 --> 00:14:23.468 align:center You see, Ms. Jhanvi... I'm a big Bapu fan. 00:14:23.926 --> 00:14:26.679 align:center "Well Murli, tomorrow you will visit our Studio." 00:14:26.929 --> 00:14:28.848 align:center "I so look forward to meeting you." 00:14:29.098 --> 00:14:30.683 align:center Me too. 00:14:31.434 --> 00:14:33.352 align:center Good bye, Mr. Sharma - Good Bye, Ms. Jhanvi. 00:14:36.939 --> 00:14:39.317 align:center What does she look like, Brother? - He's never seen her. 00:14:39.567 --> 00:14:41.986 align:center What if she's short? - What if she's fat? 00:14:42.403 --> 00:14:45.323 align:center Brother, what if your nightingale looks like a crow? 00:15:03.925 --> 00:15:06.636 align:center "O' what a delicious plight..." 00:15:07.386 --> 00:15:10.306 align:center "I wonder what my lady's like?" 00:15:18.064 --> 00:15:20.942 align:center "O' what a delicious plight..." 00:15:21.526 --> 00:15:24.612 align:center "I wonder what my lady's like?" 00:15:25.363 --> 00:15:28.324 align:center "Is she pretty? Does she glow?" 00:15:33.663 --> 00:15:38.334 align:center "There's only one way to know..." 00:15:39.043 --> 00:15:41.504 align:center "Get in the fight, Bro!" 00:15:57.770 --> 00:16:00.314 align:center "Even in my sleep she gleams..." 00:16:01.065 --> 00:16:03.943 align:center "She gives me 'to be continued' dreams..." 00:16:11.701 --> 00:16:14.620 align:center "Even in my sleep she gleams..." 00:16:15.454 --> 00:16:17.957 align:center "She gives me 'to be continued' dreams..." 00:16:18.916 --> 00:16:21.627 align:center "My brain's turned to jelly, or so it seems!" 00:16:22.378 --> 00:16:28.301 align:center "There's only one way to know, bro!" 00:16:29.594 --> 00:16:32.638 align:center "O' what a delicious plight..." 00:16:33.389 --> 00:16:35.975 align:center "I wonder what my lady's like?" 00:16:36.434 --> 00:16:39.812 align:center "Is she pretty? Does she glow?" 00:16:43.858 --> 00:16:49.739 align:center "There's only one way to know..." 00:16:50.615 --> 00:16:53.659 align:center "Get in the fight, Bro!" 00:17:09.383 --> 00:17:12.637 align:center "Will someone put me out of my misery..." 00:17:13.179 --> 00:17:16.140 align:center "Tell me is she simple, or a bag of trickery?" 00:17:23.731 --> 00:17:26.651 align:center "Will someone put me out of my misery..." 00:17:27.401 --> 00:17:30.154 align:center "Tell me is she simple, or a bag of trickery?" 00:17:31.030 --> 00:17:32.323 align:center "Will my mom get a hug..." 00:17:32.740 --> 00:17:34.158 align:center "...or a cold"wassup"?" 00:17:35.201 --> 00:17:40.831 align:center "There's only one way to know, bro!" 00:17:41.749 --> 00:17:44.669 align:center "O' what a delicious plight..." 00:17:45.294 --> 00:17:46.671 align:center "I wonder..." 00:17:46.921 --> 00:17:47.672 align:center "...what my lady's like?" 00:17:48.881 --> 00:17:51.676 align:center "Is she pretty? Does she glow?" 00:17:55.763 --> 00:18:02.186 align:center "There's only one way to know..." 00:18:02.561 --> 00:18:05.272 align:center "Get in the fight, Bro!" 00:18:12.363 --> 00:18:14.281 align:center Hey Miss Inquiry. Where's Sister-in-Law? 00:18:14.490 --> 00:18:17.952 align:center Sister-in-Law? - Ms. Jhanvi. Myself Murli Prasad Sharma. 00:18:18.160 --> 00:18:20.121 align:center Contest winner. - He won. Gold medalist! 00:18:20.371 --> 00:18:22.623 align:center Oh. She's waiting for you. Over there. 00:19:02.246 --> 00:19:03.205 align:center Hello! 00:19:04.415 --> 00:19:06.125 align:center Can't hear you! 00:19:08.085 --> 00:19:10.629 align:center Who's this? - I'm Murli Prasad Sharma. 00:19:12.506 --> 00:19:14.216 align:center Where are you speaking from? 00:19:16.260 --> 00:19:17.803 align:center From right here. 00:19:18.053 --> 00:19:19.638 align:center "Ma'am, I'm calling from Chembur." 00:19:20.014 --> 00:19:22.141 align:center So what song would you like? 00:19:22.391 --> 00:19:25.311 align:center "Ek Ladki ko dekha toh..." - Alright my friend from Chembur... 00:19:25.853 --> 00:19:28.314 align:center ...your song's up right after this commercial break. 00:19:33.819 --> 00:19:35.738 align:center Hey, Circuit! Let's scoot! 00:19:36.030 --> 00:19:38.657 align:center "What happened, Bro?" - Can't meet her. 00:19:39.408 --> 00:19:40.659 align:center "Why, Bro?" 00:19:40.826 --> 00:19:43.662 align:center I shat all over my first impression! 00:19:44.205 --> 00:19:46.665 align:center I yelled through the sound-proof glass. 00:19:47.458 --> 00:19:49.752 align:center She must think I'm such an "Uncle." 00:19:51.045 --> 00:19:53.672 align:center Don't say "Uncle", bro. Say Bapu. Father. Father of the nation. 00:19:54.340 --> 00:19:58.010 align:center Hey Leakage! Piss off! 00:19:58.302 --> 00:20:00.179 align:center Emergency meeting on. Get out! 00:20:01.180 --> 00:20:03.182 align:center We're doomed, pal. - What happened, Bro? 00:20:03.933 --> 00:20:07.686 align:center Wasn't she pretty? - She's gorgeous. 00:20:09.730 --> 00:20:10.981 align:center Sparkling eyes. 00:20:11.232 --> 00:20:13.818 align:center And what do you call that hair that hangs down on the face? 00:20:14.026 --> 00:20:15.861 align:center Pigtail? - No, man! 00:20:16.237 --> 00:20:18.197 align:center Lock. Lock. A lock of hair. 00:20:18.948 --> 00:20:25.996 align:center That's it man. A lock of hair caressed her cheek. 00:20:26.330 --> 00:20:29.208 align:center Then? Then? - She lifted it and... 00:20:29.959 --> 00:20:31.877 align:center tucked it behind her left ear 00:20:32.795 --> 00:20:34.713 align:center That just floored me. 00:20:35.047 --> 00:20:36.715 align:center You're as good, Bro! 00:20:36.924 --> 00:20:39.176 align:center You've floored many with your left hook. 00:20:39.552 --> 00:20:43.722 align:center Now... meet her with full confidence... 00:20:43.973 --> 00:20:46.892 align:center and talk to her graciously. - Who's Gracious Lee? 00:20:48.561 --> 00:20:50.396 align:center Graciously means... in Hindi... 00:20:51.230 --> 00:20:53.190 align:center Polite. Got it from that Professor guy. 00:20:54.108 --> 00:20:57.194 align:center "Said, Gandhi achieved great things just by being gracious" 00:20:58.279 --> 00:21:00.239 align:center Ass. Can't you wait? 00:21:01.031 --> 00:21:03.993 align:center Now I ask graciously. 00:21:04.451 --> 00:21:07.371 align:center Hold it a while. Don't mess up our meeting! 00:21:07.872 --> 00:21:09.665 align:center I request you... what\x92s that? - Graciously... 00:21:09.874 --> 00:21:11.667 align:center Request you graciously. 00:21:13.002 --> 00:21:15.170 align:center Be gracious... success is yours. 00:21:15.504 --> 00:21:19.383 align:center Yeah. Go on. - Bro, watch your language. 00:21:20.092 --> 00:21:24.013 align:center For instance, don't say, 'doomed the nation'. 00:21:24.805 --> 00:21:27.224 align:center "Say, 'the nation is woebegone'." 00:21:28.225 --> 00:21:29.894 align:center Throw some big words around. 00:21:30.144 --> 00:21:34.982 align:center "Like metaphysical, soul levitation, change of heart." 00:21:36.317 --> 00:21:40.696 align:center Tell me more... - Don't say much about Bapu. 00:21:40.988 --> 00:21:42.865 align:center We'll be doomed. 00:21:43.115 --> 00:21:47.036 align:center "That is, we'll be woebegone." 00:21:48.787 --> 00:21:50.372 align:center Are you Murli Prasad Sharma? 00:21:50.789 --> 00:21:52.041 align:center I'm gracious. 00:21:52.249 --> 00:21:54.043 align:center So who's Murli Prasad Sharma? - 1 am. 00:21:54.335 --> 00:21:56.128 align:center So who's Gracious? - Who the hell do you want, man? 00:21:56.337 --> 00:21:58.380 align:center Murli Prasad Sharma. Ms Jhanvi's looking for him. 00:21:58.797 --> 00:22:00.758 align:center Step aside, you stupid "Uncle". 00:22:05.304 --> 00:22:07.681 align:center Turn up the radio. Brother's on - LIVE! 00:22:07.890 --> 00:22:11.685 align:center Good morning Mumbai! 00:22:12.061 --> 00:22:13.687 align:center Welcome back to your favorite show. 00:22:13.938 --> 00:22:16.649 align:center Today we have Mr. Murli Prasad Sharma in the studio. 00:22:18.901 --> 00:22:21.195 align:center How are you so knowledgeable about Gandhi? 00:22:22.196 --> 00:22:24.323 align:center I'm a huge Bapu fan. 00:22:24.949 --> 00:22:28.285 align:center What a dude! Single handedly threw the Brits out! 00:22:28.577 --> 00:22:29.995 align:center Doomed them!! 00:22:30.245 --> 00:22:31.997 align:center No, no... not doomed. 'Woebegone' 00:22:32.289 --> 00:22:33.874 align:center What a man... class. 00:22:34.041 --> 00:22:35.960 align:center Is that our Munna I hear? - Yes, Sir. 00:22:36.293 --> 00:22:37.211 align:center Turn it up. 00:22:37.461 --> 00:22:40.214 align:center Do you think Mahatma Gandhi has been forgotten today? 00:22:41.131 --> 00:22:45.010 align:center Not at all. Oct 2nd is still a Dry Day in his honor. 00:22:45.511 --> 00:22:48.013 align:center Makes no difference, I never touch liquor. 00:22:48.305 --> 00:22:51.725 align:center No. Jokes apart, do you still walk his path? 00:22:52.101 --> 00:22:54.395 align:center Oh I do a daily 3 mile walk... 00:22:54.812 --> 00:22:59.233 align:center ...on Mahatma Gandhi Road. - I mean, do you follow his principles? 00:22:59.817 --> 00:23:02.695 align:center Totally! I'm a Number One Gandhi-ist! 00:23:03.737 --> 00:23:06.323 align:center You mean, you're a 'Gandhian', right?" - You bet!! And you? 00:23:06.782 --> 00:23:10.995 align:center Not really. But I admire some of his values. 00:23:11.453 --> 00:23:14.999 align:center Like? - Like, I never lie. 00:23:16.792 --> 00:23:18.669 align:center We have a lot in common... 00:23:19.086 --> 00:23:22.339 align:center ...we must meet more often. - You mean, you never lie? 00:23:25.426 --> 00:23:27.177 align:center Well, I did once. In 1992. 00:23:28.095 --> 00:23:31.015 align:center A kid lost 50p and was howling! 00:23:31.765 --> 00:23:35.019 align:center I gave him my own coin, and told him it was his. 00:23:37.771 --> 00:23:40.607 align:center Mark my words. He will be a politician. 00:23:41.191 --> 00:23:42.985 align:center So tell me, what do you do? 00:23:43.694 --> 00:23:45.654 align:center I'm a... Professor! 00:23:46.572 --> 00:23:48.657 align:center Professor? - Yup. I teach kids History. 00:23:49.158 --> 00:23:51.076 align:center But your... language? 00:23:52.411 --> 00:23:53.996 align:center What to do? 00:23:54.288 --> 00:23:56.373 align:center Our language is doomed. 00:23:56.790 --> 00:23:58.709 align:center I mean, our language is 'woebegone'. 00:23:59.126 --> 00:24:01.003 align:center Nobody speaks pure Hindi anymore. 00:24:01.378 --> 00:24:03.964 align:center Having a 'change of heart' means... 00:24:04.339 --> 00:24:06.467 align:center ...'heart transplant' to them! 00:24:07.134 --> 00:24:10.137 align:center So you deliberately speak a lingo your students understand? 00:24:11.055 --> 00:24:14.349 align:center Correct! That's why my students always come first. 00:24:14.600 --> 00:24:18.687 align:center No one comes in second. - Well, then I'll speak like you too. 00:24:19.063 --> 00:24:22.441 align:center Which song can I play for your students, 'Uncle'? 00:24:22.733 --> 00:24:24.151 align:center Any hit cabaret song! 00:24:25.027 --> 00:24:27.321 align:center Fantastic show! Really, Professor! 00:24:27.780 --> 00:24:29.656 align:center I hope my children heard it. 00:24:30.616 --> 00:24:33.327 align:center You have children? - Yes. Six of them!! 00:24:34.078 --> 00:24:36.497 align:center We got to go, Bro. 00:24:38.248 --> 00:24:43.003 align:center I'm Sir Kit! The Professor's student! 00:24:43.837 --> 00:24:46.507 align:center Oh right. Pull up a chair. Please sit. 00:24:46.757 --> 00:24:48.008 align:center But Bro, kids... - Sit. Sit. 00:24:48.258 --> 00:24:50.511 align:center Meet my children. Cute, aren't they? 00:24:51.720 --> 00:24:53.555 align:center Yes, yes. - Oh, yeah. Very nice. 00:24:54.264 --> 00:24:56.141 align:center Like you, they are 'Gandhi-ists'. 00:24:56.892 --> 00:24:59.019 align:center Who are these guys? - My grandfather's college friends. 00:24:59.311 --> 00:25:01.522 align:center When their kids disown them, Grandpa adopts them! 00:25:02.106 --> 00:25:03.941 align:center They all live in your house? 00:25:05.025 --> 00:25:07.611 align:center Grandpa calls it the '2nd Innings Home'! 00:25:08.028 --> 00:25:10.948 align:center How wonderful!! - He says 'This is our last innings. 00:25:11.198 --> 00:25:12.950 align:center Let's play with gusto.' - Correct! 00:25:13.200 --> 00:25:15.160 align:center Your Grandad sounds like a stud! I should meet him." 00:25:16.370 --> 00:25:18.956 align:center "Actually, could you give them a lecture on Gandhi?" 00:25:20.207 --> 00:25:21.625 align:center A lecture on Gandhi...? 00:25:22.042 --> 00:25:24.002 align:center Yes. They will love it. How about Friday? 00:25:24.253 --> 00:25:26.338 align:center You have college. - Then, Saturday? 00:25:26.588 --> 00:25:28.340 align:center You have a tutorial! - So Sunday. 00:25:28.590 --> 00:25:29.675 align:center Sunday done. 00:25:30.050 --> 00:25:32.010 align:center That's great! I'll see you on Sunday. 00:25:33.053 --> 00:25:35.013 align:center I have to rush. My 7th kid arrives today. 00:25:35.222 --> 00:25:38.016 align:center Bye. See you... - Thank you. Thank you... 00:25:50.612 --> 00:25:52.656 align:center Dad, I hope you understand. 00:25:54.241 --> 00:25:56.535 align:center This separation will be good for you and your daughter-in-law! 00:25:57.077 --> 00:26:00.998 align:center Don't worry, son. I'll be fine. 00:26:01.623 --> 00:26:03.959 align:center I have friends here. 00:26:05.377 --> 00:26:09.965 align:center "You look after your wife. She's with you for a lifetime." 00:26:11.300 --> 00:26:12.968 align:center I don't have much longer... 00:26:18.599 --> 00:26:20.309 align:center Should I see you in? 00:26:20.559 --> 00:26:22.477 align:center No. I'll find my way... 00:26:33.572 --> 00:26:36.533 align:center Dad, dad I'm getting very late... Ok. 00:26:37.576 --> 00:26:40.662 align:center Visit when you find the time. 00:26:42.039 --> 00:26:42.998 align:center Yeah. 00:27:01.642 --> 00:27:04.978 align:center I brought up 4 sons in one room. 00:27:06.563 --> 00:27:13.403 align:center Today, they have 4 houses. But not one room for me. 00:27:13.695 --> 00:27:15.948 align:center You've been going on for 2 hours. 00:27:16.198 --> 00:27:18.951 align:center It's the same story. Nothing new. 00:27:19.326 --> 00:27:21.286 align:center Look at him... crying like a chick! 00:27:21.703 --> 00:27:25.499 align:center If we all cry like that, we'll solve the country's water crisis. 00:27:26.041 --> 00:27:29.002 align:center Give this cranky fossil the corner room! 00:27:29.753 --> 00:27:33.674 align:center How can you find this funny? 00:27:34.132 --> 00:27:38.345 align:center No serious talk is allowed in 2nd Innings House! 00:27:39.054 --> 00:27:41.515 align:center Second Innings House? - Look Atmaram... 00:27:42.307 --> 00:27:46.186 align:center the 1st innings of our lives was spent making a living. 00:27:47.271 --> 00:27:52.150 align:center "Now, in our 2nd innings, either we die complaining or find a reason to live." 00:27:52.818 --> 00:27:55.737 align:center I wish to fly in a plane. 00:27:56.613 --> 00:27:58.991 align:center Before I die, I want to visit Lahore. 00:28:00.075 --> 00:28:02.995 align:center Relive old memories. 00:28:03.370 --> 00:28:05.289 align:center I want to become a singer. 00:28:05.831 --> 00:28:09.293 align:center I want to see my face on an album cover, before I die. 00:28:10.043 --> 00:28:13.422 align:center Before I die, I want to marry again. 00:28:14.047 --> 00:28:16.967 align:center Think you could raise your racquet at this age? 00:28:17.843 --> 00:28:19.970 align:center I've been practicing!! 00:28:25.517 --> 00:28:32.274 align:center To elevate your minds, I have invited a Professor over on Sunday. 00:28:33.525 --> 00:28:37.487 align:center He will lecture you on Gandhian values. You all need it. 00:28:38.363 --> 00:28:41.992 align:center No tension, Bro. The Professors will write out answer chits. 00:28:42.242 --> 00:28:46.496 align:center Stick them on your arms, pockets, underwear... 00:28:46.830 --> 00:28:48.332 align:center In my underwear? 00:28:48.582 --> 00:28:53.337 align:center So I dig into my pants to answer a question? 00:28:55.172 --> 00:28:57.174 align:center True. That would look weird, Bro. 00:28:58.425 --> 00:29:00.344 align:center How about the phone then? 00:29:00.594 --> 00:29:02.346 align:center Each time they question you... 00:29:02.596 --> 00:29:06.975 align:center ...call me from the loo. I'll get the Professors to supply answers. 00:29:07.392 --> 00:29:09.311 align:center They'll think I have a super freaky bladder! 00:29:09.561 --> 00:29:11.438 align:center This isn't going to work. 00:29:18.236 --> 00:29:20.405 align:center Then, there is only one way. 00:29:25.535 --> 00:29:27.287 align:center Is there no other way? 00:29:27.537 --> 00:29:31.958 align:center Well, there's this really cute chick in another radio station! 00:29:32.334 --> 00:29:35.462 align:center She yaps about Shahruk Khan all the time! 00:29:35.712 --> 00:29:39.466 align:center Her 'kids' are bound to be Redford fans - we'll handle that! 00:29:39.758 --> 00:29:42.344 align:center Shut up! Let me think. 00:29:47.265 --> 00:29:50.519 align:center Bro, there's no way out. 00:29:51.645 --> 00:29:54.481 align:center You have 5 days to study every detail on Bapu. 00:29:56.149 --> 00:29:58.443 align:center Ok. I'm off. - Alright, Bro. 00:29:59.277 --> 00:30:04.491 align:center Bro, focus on your study. I'll handle the business. No tension. 00:30:05.033 --> 00:30:06.993 align:center Hey, hand on! You go on, Bro... 00:30:16.837 --> 00:30:18.755 align:center Hello? Anyone there? 00:30:22.426 --> 00:30:26.346 align:center I'm Hariram! May I assist you in any way? 00:30:27.431 --> 00:30:30.392 align:center Will I find some information on Bapu here? 00:30:32.811 --> 00:30:34.396 align:center What's wrong? 00:30:34.604 --> 00:30:36.982 align:center Been years, since we've had a visitor. I'm delighted. 00:30:37.441 --> 00:30:41.528 align:center Every book on Gandhi is available here. Feel free to read them all! 00:30:41.903 --> 00:30:43.697 align:center I'll get you some tea. 00:30:46.658 --> 00:30:49.369 align:center Hell, huge fat books! 00:31:27.616 --> 00:31:32.996 align:center "Wearing glasses, leaning on a stick the old man walked tall." 00:31:33.538 --> 00:31:39.002 align:center Tyrants shivered at the very mention of his name. 00:31:39.628 --> 00:31:48.011 align:center "We salute you, O Motherland, for giving us this fearless man." 00:32:03.568 --> 00:32:08.990 align:center "Short he may have been, but sprightly was his gait." 00:32:09.533 --> 00:32:14.996 align:center "Lean and thin was he, but fearless his stride." 00:32:15.497 --> 00:32:20.585 align:center "We salute you, O Motherland, for giving us this fearless man." 00:32:39.729 --> 00:32:40.689 align:center Munna... 00:32:44.276 --> 00:32:46.987 align:center Who's that? - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. 00:32:49.281 --> 00:32:54.619 align:center Dude, I've been up 3 nights... So don't mess with me else...! 00:32:54.911 --> 00:32:59.374 align:center Or else, would you do? - Just let me study! 00:32:59.666 --> 00:33:01.543 align:center Or else... what? You'll hit me? 00:33:02.460 --> 00:33:06.006 align:center Hit me on my left cheek, and I will offer you my right, Mr. Professor. 00:33:08.216 --> 00:33:10.010 align:center Who told you I was a Professor? 00:33:10.218 --> 00:33:11.553 align:center Your tea! 00:33:11.761 --> 00:33:14.014 align:center Give it to that Fancy Dress. Tell him to be quiet. 00:33:16.683 --> 00:33:19.019 align:center Who? - That Bapu wannabe! 00:33:19.269 --> 00:33:21.646 align:center Where? - Right there. Can't you see him? 00:33:22.522 --> 00:33:24.441 align:center This place attracts all loonies. 00:33:32.282 --> 00:33:37.203 align:center Who are you? - You can call me Bapu. 00:33:39.956 --> 00:33:41.791 align:center Hey, don't touch me! 00:33:42.042 --> 00:33:45.545 align:center Don't be afraid. I've never hurt anyone! 00:33:46.004 --> 00:33:50.884 align:center Dude, I don't want any trouble! Are you a ghost? 00:33:51.384 --> 00:33:53.845 align:center Spirit, no. Inspiration, yes. 00:33:54.137 --> 00:33:55.889 align:center I don't get you, Bro. 00:33:56.306 --> 00:33:58.266 align:center Not Bro. Bapu. Father. 00:33:59.059 --> 00:34:01.269 align:center I see you love Jhanvi. 00:34:01.478 --> 00:34:03.313 align:center Going to her house on Sunday, right? 00:34:03.772 --> 00:34:05.482 align:center How do you know? Hariram! 00:34:06.441 --> 00:34:09.653 align:center "Don't be afraid, Son. I'm here to help." 00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:11.237 align:center Hariram...! 00:34:12.238 --> 00:34:14.491 align:center If you are scared, I will leave. 00:34:15.325 --> 00:34:19.162 align:center Whenever you need me, think about me, and I will be there. 00:34:19.412 --> 00:34:20.372 align:center Hariram! 00:34:20.580 --> 00:34:22.666 align:center What's wrong, son?" - Who's that there? 00:34:26.753 --> 00:34:28.546 align:center Who's there? 00:34:34.052 --> 00:34:35.720 align:center 'Hallucinations'? What's that? 00:34:35.970 --> 00:34:40.809 align:center Extreme fatigue or a chemical imbalance can trigger... 00:34:41.059 --> 00:34:43.895 align:center ...Imaginary voices or visions! 00:34:44.270 --> 00:34:45.730 align:center That's hallucinations. 00:34:45.939 --> 00:34:51.695 align:center But I saw him clearly. I tell you, it was Bapu's ghost. 00:34:52.445 --> 00:34:55.699 align:center Then why couldn't the "Tea-Boy" see him? 00:34:56.449 --> 00:34:59.202 align:center The ghost decides who sees him. Depends on his mood. 00:34:59.452 --> 00:35:02.539 align:center For 3 days, you had no sleep, no food, no water." 00:35:02.956 --> 00:35:09.504 align:center Your tired mind probably imagined Gandhi there. 00:35:09.921 --> 00:35:12.507 align:center Are you implying I'm going mad? 00:35:12.924 --> 00:35:15.176 align:center Don't worry. Take this medicine, okay? 00:35:15.760 --> 00:35:22.183 align:center Wait. Bapu said, if I think of him, he would come. 00:35:22.767 --> 00:35:24.185 align:center Let me try. 00:35:26.771 --> 00:35:31.234 align:center "Rama, the Lord of heavens..." 00:35:32.152 --> 00:35:36.406 align:center "...Blessed is thy name..." 00:35:36.406 --> 00:35:38.199 align:center How are you, Murli Prasad? 00:35:40.452 --> 00:35:41.870 align:center Don't touch me! 00:35:42.287 --> 00:35:45.248 align:center Don't be afraid, son. I'm here to help you." 00:35:45.790 --> 00:35:47.876 align:center Look! It's Bapu. You can't call me mad now. 00:35:49.627 --> 00:35:52.714 align:center There's no one there, Mr. Sharma - But I see Bapu clearly. 00:35:54.299 --> 00:35:56.217 align:center It's all in your imagination. 00:35:56.551 --> 00:35:58.553 align:center Circuit, you see Bapu, don't you? 00:36:00.597 --> 00:36:04.684 align:center Hello, Bapu! What an appearance you made last time! 00:36:05.769 --> 00:36:08.813 align:center Freaked brother out, and he doesn't get freaked easily! 00:36:09.230 --> 00:36:11.149 align:center Hey, Circuit... Bapu is here. 00:36:12.484 --> 00:36:14.152 align:center Just getting him some water, Bro. 00:36:16.029 --> 00:36:18.156 align:center Need anything, Bapu? Tea, coffee, a soda? 00:36:18.406 --> 00:36:22.660 align:center What's this nonsense? Don't reinforce his hallucinations." 00:36:23.286 --> 00:36:26.164 align:center Hey, don't piss me off? If brother sees Bapu, then he is real - get it? 00:36:26.539 --> 00:36:29.501 align:center I'll whack you so hard, you'll see stars in the day. 00:36:29.834 --> 00:36:31.169 align:center That's hallucinations! 00:36:31.419 --> 00:36:38.218 align:center Bro, you relax here with Bapu. I'll handle this chap. 00:36:39.010 --> 00:36:41.554 align:center You mental hospital. What are you trying to do? 00:36:42.972 --> 00:36:46.726 align:center I know there is no Bapu. Don't go on about it. 00:36:46.976 --> 00:36:48.561 align:center Brother will go nuts. 00:36:48.812 --> 00:36:50.855 align:center Give me the medicine. I'll give it to him. 00:36:52.440 --> 00:36:54.192 align:center Hey, Circuit! - Yeah, Bro? 00:36:54.442 --> 00:36:57.195 align:center How come only you and me see Bapu? 00:36:58.780 --> 00:37:01.199 align:center Bro, it's your solid will power. 00:37:01.449 --> 00:37:04.160 align:center You brought Bapu out of the books. Like Alladin's genie. 00:37:05.411 --> 00:37:09.958 align:center And since I took you to the Library, so Bapu said hello to me too." 00:37:11.251 --> 00:37:14.671 align:center "No tension Bro. Once he sees India's dismal state... 00:37:15.255 --> 00:37:17.674 align:center he'll leap back into the books. 00:37:18.633 --> 00:37:20.552 align:center What's troubling you, Bro? 00:37:21.052 --> 00:37:24.347 align:center Bapu said he was here to help me. 00:37:24.931 --> 00:37:27.183 align:center Lucky wants us to grab that house. Should we send Bapu? 00:37:35.775 --> 00:37:40.947 align:center "Rama, the Lord of heavens..." 00:37:40.947 --> 00:37:42.866 align:center "...Blessed is thy name..." It's time for your pills, bro! 00:37:46.286 --> 00:37:49.539 align:center "Rama, the Lord of heavens..." 00:37:49.539 --> 00:37:53.334 align:center "...Blessed is thy name..." 00:37:54.294 --> 00:37:58.673 align:center Murli Prasad! Mohandas at your service. 00:37:58.965 --> 00:38:00.884 align:center Hey, Bapu... 00:38:02.302 --> 00:38:03.887 align:center Where's that bottle? 00:38:04.095 --> 00:38:05.847 align:center I need your help. 00:38:06.598 --> 00:38:11.019 align:center If you need to kidnap or whack someone, I can't help. 00:38:11.686 --> 00:38:13.563 align:center I am rather weak in that department. 00:38:13.771 --> 00:38:15.481 align:center No, no I can manage that just fine. 00:38:15.732 --> 00:38:21.154 align:center Come with me to Jhanvi's house. Like this... Invisible! 00:38:21.571 --> 00:38:27.493 align:center When they question me about you, whisper the answers in my ear. 00:38:27.952 --> 00:38:30.705 align:center My history is rather weak. 00:38:31.664 --> 00:38:34.876 align:center If I do this, then you must do something for me in return. 00:38:35.293 --> 00:38:38.004 align:center "I'll do anything you say, Bapu. Just help me tomorrow." 00:38:38.338 --> 00:38:39.756 align:center First listen to what I want. 00:38:39.964 --> 00:38:45.553 align:center Relax, Bapu. I've given my word. I promise. 00:38:46.179 --> 00:38:48.222 align:center What I will ask is not easy. 00:38:48.973 --> 00:38:52.060 align:center There's nothing in Mumbai that I can't do. 00:38:52.810 --> 00:38:54.687 align:center Consider your job done. 00:38:55.104 --> 00:38:57.023 align:center Good. Then I shall leave. 00:38:58.024 --> 00:38:59.859 align:center Think of me tomorrow. I will be there. 00:39:00.401 --> 00:39:01.861 align:center Hey, Circuit. - Got it! 00:39:02.111 --> 00:39:03.154 align:center I'm going to rock! 00:39:03.363 --> 00:39:07.617 align:center The oldies can question me on history. I'll have History by my side. 00:39:08.701 --> 00:39:09.619 align:center Cheers! 00:39:11.746 --> 00:39:14.165 align:center Thank you. Thank you. 00:39:22.256 --> 00:39:25.510 align:center Professor, I have a question. - Just a minute. 00:39:26.052 --> 00:39:30.014 align:center Before we start the questions, let us remember Bapu. 00:39:33.309 --> 00:39:38.231 align:center "Rama, the Lord of heavens..." 00:39:38.231 --> 00:39:42.110 align:center "...Blessed is thy name..." 00:39:42.860 --> 00:39:47.657 align:center "Rama, the Lord of heavens..." 00:39:47.657 --> 00:39:52.161 align:center "...Blessed is thy name..." 00:39:52.620 --> 00:39:55.999 align:center Bapu! You're here! Thank you. Help me, okay? 00:39:57.291 --> 00:40:00.545 align:center Alright everyone, enough singing. Enough. 00:40:00.962 --> 00:40:02.547 align:center Let's have your questions. 00:40:02.797 --> 00:40:04.549 align:center Fire away. 00:40:05.133 --> 00:40:10.555 align:center Son, I saw a boy chucking stones at Gandhi's statue. He broke the arm... 00:40:11.305 --> 00:40:16.102 align:center ...and stood there laughing. What should I have done?" 00:40:17.061 --> 00:40:23.568 align:center Quite simple. Drag the rascal to the statue and give him a... 00:40:23.860 --> 00:40:28.114 align:center and give him a stone and tell him to topple the statue. 00:40:30.658 --> 00:40:33.119 align:center What you saying, Bapu? - Repeat what I say. 00:40:33.661 --> 00:40:35.246 align:center Are you sure? 00:40:46.841 --> 00:40:52.096 align:center You should've told him to strike down the statue. 00:40:53.389 --> 00:40:56.726 align:center Bring down all my statues in the country. 00:40:59.187 --> 00:41:02.774 align:center Bring down every Gandhi statue in the country. 00:41:04.108 --> 00:41:06.527 align:center Remove my pictures from every wall. 00:41:08.613 --> 00:41:12.241 align:center Remove Gandhi's photos from the walls. 00:41:14.285 --> 00:41:19.582 align:center Erase my name from buildings, roads, currency. 00:41:20.958 --> 00:41:27.256 align:center Remove his name from buildings, roads, notes. 00:41:29.133 --> 00:41:33.096 align:center If you must, keep me in your heart. 00:41:36.390 --> 00:41:39.268 align:center If you must honor Bapu, then keep him in your heart. 00:41:42.105 --> 00:41:44.065 align:center Here in your heart. 00:41:44.857 --> 00:41:46.567 align:center He's done so much for us. 00:41:46.859 --> 00:41:52.073 align:center Been jailed, fasted, even took 3 bullets. 00:41:52.323 --> 00:41:53.241 align:center Here. 00:41:53.658 --> 00:41:55.118 align:center And what have we done for him? 00:41:55.326 --> 00:41:59.747 align:center Reduced him to a wall hanging. A mute witness to our corruption. 00:42:00.998 --> 00:42:07.547 align:center He dreamt of a 'fantastic' India, but we've ruined the country. 00:42:08.714 --> 00:42:12.718 align:center No, Son, its not that bad. We have progressed. 00:42:13.636 --> 00:42:15.221 align:center Progress, my foot! 00:42:16.139 --> 00:42:19.559 align:center We have taps, but no water. Bulbs, but no electricity. 00:42:19.976 --> 00:42:24.021 align:center Craters on roads, hawkers on sidewalks. 00:42:24.605 --> 00:42:26.566 align:center Make a train reservation, get wait-listed. 00:42:27.024 --> 00:42:29.026 align:center Get a confirmation, the train is cancelled. 00:42:29.277 --> 00:42:32.697 align:center Go to a hospital, no bed. Get a bed, no doctor. 00:42:32.947 --> 00:42:34.740 align:center Who do you complain to? 00:42:35.158 --> 00:42:36.909 align:center The politician sends you to the clerk. 00:42:37.160 --> 00:42:39.579 align:center The clerk's always in a meeting. Call him at home, he's in the bath. 00:42:40.037 --> 00:42:43.082 align:center Finally get through, he wants your application in duplicate. 00:42:43.833 --> 00:42:49.255 align:center Then the application goes round and round and round... 00:42:57.763 --> 00:43:00.099 align:center ...If Bapu were here around today, he'd say... 00:43:01.142 --> 00:43:03.978 align:center "We won our freedom, but lost our people'. 00:43:14.155 --> 00:43:17.867 align:center Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 00:43:22.872 --> 00:43:23.915 align:center "Professor... 00:43:29.670 --> 00:43:31.422 align:center come here." 00:43:32.506 --> 00:43:34.425 align:center You love her, don't you? 00:43:34.675 --> 00:43:36.594 align:center What? - I can see it in your eyes! 00:43:37.011 --> 00:43:41.432 align:center You see what? - Looking London, but talking Tokyo! 00:43:42.183 --> 00:43:44.769 align:center You speak to us, but gaze at her! 00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:47.396 align:center I have a problem with my eyes. 00:43:47.688 --> 00:43:50.733 align:center Oh! So you're shy... like me! 00:43:51.484 --> 00:43:53.069 align:center What do you mean? 00:43:54.153 --> 00:43:56.405 align:center This is Tina. My college sweetheart. 00:43:56.822 --> 00:44:02.453 align:center Wanted to marry her but my father refused. 00:44:03.955 --> 00:44:09.043 align:center So I married Feroza. Now after 50 years, I met Tina again. 00:44:09.835 --> 00:44:11.379 align:center She is a widow. 00:44:11.587 --> 00:44:13.381 align:center ...I\x92m a widower! 00:44:13.631 --> 00:44:15.883 align:center So marry her, dude! - But my kids say... 00:44:16.175 --> 00:44:20.596 align:center Don't embarrass us, dad'. First my father objected, now my children. 00:44:21.055 --> 00:44:22.932 align:center So I left home and came here to live my own life! 00:44:23.182 --> 00:44:27.853 align:center What's the problem now? - How do I tell Tina 'l love you'? 00:44:28.229 --> 00:44:30.064 align:center Does she 'l love you' too? 00:44:30.815 --> 00:44:33.734 align:center I think so! Look, it was taken 50 years ago! 00:44:34.986 --> 00:44:36.737 align:center Hey, this is the same car. 00:44:37.697 --> 00:44:41.742 align:center Yes. That day, it rained heavily. 00:44:42.493 --> 00:44:47.748 align:center Tina and I were in the backseat. I kissed her. She ran off embarrassed. 00:44:49.917 --> 00:44:51.877 align:center Anytime you want to use the car, feel free. 00:44:52.044 --> 00:44:53.921 align:center Isn't this is a lovely car, Murli? 00:44:54.505 --> 00:44:56.424 align:center We've called it the 'Kissing Car'. Want to know why? 00:44:56.841 --> 00:44:59.593 align:center Why don't you two go for a drive? 00:45:16.777 --> 00:45:18.029 align:center "What\x92s up, Bro...?" 00:45:18.446 --> 00:45:20.364 align:center "Your smile's wider than the Ganges" 00:45:20.823 --> 00:45:22.366 align:center "What\x92s up, Bro...?" 00:45:23.951 --> 00:45:25.369 align:center "C'mon, Bro..." 00:45:25.619 --> 00:45:26.871 align:center "C'mon..." 00:45:27.663 --> 00:45:28.873 align:center "C'mon, Bro..." 00:45:29.457 --> 00:45:30.916 align:center "C'mon..." 00:45:31.584 --> 00:45:32.918 align:center "You have to tell me, man!" 00:45:33.169 --> 00:45:34.920 align:center "C'mon... - Get the cards printed." 00:45:35.171 --> 00:45:36.088 align:center "C'mon, Bro..." 00:45:36.672 --> 00:45:38.424 align:center "What...? - Where's my Tuxedo?" 00:45:39.508 --> 00:45:41.427 align:center "The deal's done!" 00:45:41.677 --> 00:45:44.764 align:center "I said, the... deal... is... done!!" 00:45:46.891 --> 00:45:48.809 align:center "The deal's done!" 00:45:53.564 --> 00:45:55.733 align:center "Start at the beginning, Bro!" 00:45:55.983 --> 00:45:58.736 align:center "From the top! So where did you go?" 00:45:59.028 --> 00:46:01.072 align:center "The question is not 'where'..." 00:46:01.489 --> 00:46:04.408 align:center "it's 'how'..." 00:46:04.950 --> 00:46:07.370 align:center "How, Bro? - In the Kissing Car, dude!!" 00:46:08.120 --> 00:46:11.374 align:center "OK, I've heard of side-car... NASCAR... ...Madagascar... even Oscar!!" 00:46:11.624 --> 00:46:13.584 align:center "What the heck is a Kissing Car?" 00:46:13.834 --> 00:46:16.045 align:center "One in which you kiss, moron!" 00:46:19.799 --> 00:46:21.050 align:center "So I found..." 00:46:21.467 --> 00:46:23.052 align:center ...a Kissing Car..." 00:46:23.677 --> 00:46:26.889 align:center "...and we melted like candy bars!" 00:46:27.139 --> 00:46:29.392 align:center "But Bro, didn't the driver peep?" 00:46:29.642 --> 00:46:34.355 align:center "A 100 rupee bill made him crawl..." 00:46:34.605 --> 00:46:37.900 align:center "...promptly heard the nature's call!" 00:46:38.442 --> 00:46:40.403 align:center "You're a genius!" 00:46:40.820 --> 00:46:41.737 align:center "Go on...?" 00:46:41.946 --> 00:46:43.406 align:center "A kiss here..." 00:46:43.656 --> 00:46:45.408 align:center "...a cuddle there." 00:46:45.616 --> 00:46:48.911 align:center "She said, 'Munna, you're my teddy bear!" 00:46:50.996 --> 00:46:52.415 align:center "Really, Bro?" 00:46:52.706 --> 00:46:55.418 align:center "It's signed, sealed, delivered, buddy boy!!" 00:46:56.710 --> 00:46:58.754 align:center "It's signed, sealed, delivered, buddy boy!!" 00:47:08.472 --> 00:47:10.891 align:center "So then where'd you go?" 00:47:11.142 --> 00:47:12.893 align:center "The movies? - No, dude!" 00:47:13.477 --> 00:47:15.688 align:center "Chinese food!! - Nope..." 00:47:16.188 --> 00:47:18.691 align:center "to the Circus!! - Why?" 00:47:18.983 --> 00:47:21.360 align:center "To pay the lion a visit, dude! - Huh?" 00:47:26.449 --> 00:47:29.368 align:center "The ring master thanked me for the money..." 00:47:29.952 --> 00:47:33.038 align:center "...cracked the whip on the lion's fanny..." 00:47:35.458 --> 00:47:37.042 align:center "What happened then, Bro?" 00:47:37.460 --> 00:47:38.919 align:center "The lion's roar..." 00:47:39.128 --> 00:47:40.713 align:center "...got me a hug so good..." 00:47:40.963 --> 00:47:44.383 align:center "I said to Leo, "Once more, dude?" 00:47:45.050 --> 00:47:47.928 align:center "Awesome! You called him 'dude'?" 00:47:48.220 --> 00:47:51.432 align:center "Her hug was so damn electric..." 00:47:52.183 --> 00:47:55.436 align:center "Circuit, my heart went ballistic!" 00:47:57.480 --> 00:47:59.398 align:center "Really, Bro?" 00:47:59.815 --> 00:48:01.901 align:center "It's signed, sealed, delivered, dude!!" 00:48:03.194 --> 00:48:05.321 align:center "It's signed, sealed, delivered, dude!!" 00:48:08.908 --> 00:48:09.867 align:center "Hey, Circuit!" 00:48:10.075 --> 00:48:12.536 align:center "The deal's done!" 00:48:29.595 --> 00:48:33.015 align:center "Did it really happen, Bro? - Yup!" 00:48:45.110 --> 00:48:50.407 align:center Freaky! Any song I sing, Bapu arrives. 00:48:51.784 --> 00:48:55.704 align:center You are singing a love song, while Jhanvi has fallen in love with someone else. 00:48:55.996 --> 00:48:59.416 align:center Who? - An intellectual, honest man! 00:48:59.667 --> 00:49:01.001 align:center "Who is he, Bapu?" 00:49:01.210 --> 00:49:02.586 align:center A professor... 00:49:02.836 --> 00:49:04.547 align:center What's his name? I'll whack the daylights... 00:49:04.547 --> 00:49:06.507 align:center Professor Murli Prasad Sharma. 00:49:08.968 --> 00:49:11.679 align:center Hey Bapu. Teasing me, are you? 00:49:11.929 --> 00:49:13.681 align:center No Son, it's true. 00:49:13.931 --> 00:49:16.392 align:center She loves the Professor you pretend to be. Not you. 00:49:17.184 --> 00:49:19.353 align:center Tell her the truth tomorrow. 00:49:19.937 --> 00:49:22.856 align:center If you keep lying, she will leave you one day. 00:49:23.607 --> 00:49:25.526 align:center "If I tell her the truth, she will leave me tomorrow! 00:49:26.443 --> 00:49:28.529 align:center You promised you would do one job for me? 00:49:29.446 --> 00:49:31.365 align:center Give me any other job, Bapu. I can't do this. 00:49:31.907 --> 00:49:33.701 align:center This is all I want. 00:49:33.951 --> 00:49:35.703 align:center Live truthfully. 00:49:37.871 --> 00:49:40.457 align:center Circuit, take Bapu home. 00:49:54.388 --> 00:49:59.310 align:center Okay Bapu, let's go. 00:50:00.227 --> 00:50:03.439 align:center This is Mumbai city. Must not roam alone at night. 00:50:03.856 --> 00:50:05.107 align:center Hey Circuit! - Yeah, Bro! 00:50:05.357 --> 00:50:07.443 align:center Why are you looking that way? Bapu is here. 00:50:07.860 --> 00:50:10.779 align:center Speak the truth and live with pride, son. 00:50:11.363 --> 00:50:16.243 align:center Bapu, don't wander around. The last train's gone. 00:50:16.452 --> 00:50:18.120 align:center Now we'll have to take a cab. 00:50:18.329 --> 00:50:21.790 align:center Circuit, you're drunk. Hold Bapu's hand and take him home. 00:50:22.583 --> 00:50:24.793 align:center Can't see the man, how will I see his hand. 00:50:26.337 --> 00:50:28.797 align:center Found him!! Off we go! 00:50:30.007 --> 00:50:34.303 align:center Bapu, don't wander at night. Not good for health. 00:50:35.262 --> 00:50:37.306 align:center Get dark circles under the eyes. 00:50:38.474 --> 00:50:41.352 align:center Come sit. Okay! Bye-bye. 00:50:42.061 --> 00:50:43.145 align:center Drop him off, please. 00:50:43.395 --> 00:50:45.314 align:center Whom should I drop? - How the heck should I know? 00:50:47.566 --> 00:50:51.820 align:center Your chosen path will show you suffering, son. 00:50:52.988 --> 00:50:55.908 align:center You'll need me some day. Till then, good bye. 00:51:03.499 --> 00:51:05.084 align:center Hello! - 'Hello..."' 00:51:05.334 --> 00:51:07.294 align:center Jhanvi? - Hi, Murli! Are you at the college? 00:51:08.045 --> 00:51:09.797 align:center Yes. I'm giving a lecture. 00:51:10.547 --> 00:51:12.299 align:center Guess what! I'm in your college. 00:51:14.593 --> 00:51:16.470 align:center Why? - To meet the Principal. 00:51:16.929 --> 00:51:17.930 align:center Why? 00:51:18.555 --> 00:51:21.141 align:center Come over. I'll tell you. - I'll come. 00:51:21.392 --> 00:51:23.310 align:center But don't meet the Principal. - Why? 00:51:23.602 --> 00:51:27.773 align:center I'll finish my lecture and see you at the cafeteria! 00:51:28.023 --> 00:51:30.943 align:center Ok, relax! I'll wait here for you! 00:51:31.860 --> 00:51:33.779 align:center Circuit, we have an emergency! 00:51:38.158 --> 00:51:39.785 align:center Eh! Let me carry that. 00:51:42.663 --> 00:51:44.498 align:center Hello Jhanvi. - Hi Murli... 00:51:46.041 --> 00:51:48.335 align:center Ok, the Principal is slimmer than a leech! 00:51:48.711 --> 00:51:51.338 align:center He's also a crazy amnesiac... 00:51:51.588 --> 00:51:53.841 align:center He looked at me once and asked, 'Who are you? 00:51:54.091 --> 00:51:55.843 align:center Relax, don't get so excited. 00:51:56.051 --> 00:51:58.011 align:center Excuse me... - Hang on, I'm busy! 00:51:59.012 --> 00:52:04.351 align:center Rascal. Skipping classes again? Come in, right now. 00:52:04.727 --> 00:52:06.228 align:center Who's that? 00:52:06.478 --> 00:52:09.356 align:center Our Geography Professor. 00:52:09.356 --> 00:52:11.275 align:center Who's he? - Must be his father!! 00:52:11.567 --> 00:52:13.277 align:center Why do you want to meet the Principal? 00:52:13.527 --> 00:52:17.114 align:center I'm organizing a surprise birthday party For Atmaram tomorrow. 00:52:17.448 --> 00:52:19.116 align:center Atmaram? 00:52:19.366 --> 00:52:21.785 align:center The new guy who was thrown out by his son? 00:52:21.994 --> 00:52:23.120 align:center Yes. Hari. 00:52:23.412 --> 00:52:24.788 align:center Hey, Jimi Hendrix... scram!! 00:52:25.038 --> 00:52:28.292 align:center Atmaram misses his son a lot. He calls him often. 00:52:28.542 --> 00:52:30.794 align:center But his son neither picks up nor calls back! 00:52:31.420 --> 00:52:32.796 align:center Good Morning, sir. 00:52:33.046 --> 00:52:35.132 align:center Good Morning. Good Morning... - Bye bye Sir... 00:52:35.382 --> 00:52:36.800 align:center Bye bye. Okay... 00:52:37.050 --> 00:52:38.135 align:center The Principal once... 00:52:38.385 --> 00:52:41.138 align:center Good Morning, Professor. Good Morning. 00:52:41.430 --> 00:52:42.347 align:center Good Morning. 00:52:42.639 --> 00:52:45.976 align:center Professor, you're the best teacher. 00:52:46.393 --> 00:52:47.936 align:center Somebody tell him he's not Tom Hanks! 00:52:48.353 --> 00:52:49.813 align:center Mr. Dubey, I'm a little busy now. 00:52:50.022 --> 00:52:52.483 align:center You're so good, you ought to be the Principal. 00:52:53.025 --> 00:52:58.822 align:center Our Principal is a twat! This table is smarter than him. 00:52:59.406 --> 00:53:01.158 align:center But then, we're all twats compared to our great Professor! 00:53:01.408 --> 00:53:03.160 align:center Mr. Dubey, Madam Whack is calling you... 00:53:04.119 --> 00:53:05.746 align:center Thank you. Bye. 00:53:09.374 --> 00:53:10.751 align:center Who's Madam Whack? 00:53:11.043 --> 00:53:15.088 align:center Whack is what you'll get now. Stop over acting. Get out! 00:53:15.839 --> 00:53:17.299 align:center Good Morning, Sir. 00:53:18.509 --> 00:53:20.469 align:center You chaps know what to do. - Yeah, Bro. 00:53:25.641 --> 00:53:26.558 align:center Hello! 00:53:27.351 --> 00:53:29.269 align:center I spoke to his son, but he just refused to come. 00:53:30.187 --> 00:53:33.315 align:center I really want to cheer up Atmaram! 00:53:38.403 --> 00:53:39.780 align:center Ask the Principal to call the Police. - Police? 00:53:40.155 --> 00:53:42.449 align:center Why is Frankenstein following me? 00:53:48.997 --> 00:53:51.291 align:center How does the Principal fit into this story? 00:53:51.667 --> 00:53:53.794 align:center Principal and Atmaram are old friends. 00:53:54.044 --> 00:53:57.840 align:center I've come to invite him. Atmaram will be happy to meet his buddies again. 00:53:58.048 --> 00:53:59.967 align:center Don't invite him. He's a depressing guy. 00:54:00.467 --> 00:54:02.427 align:center Attempts suicide every weekend. 00:54:02.928 --> 00:54:04.847 align:center Chews sleeping pills like gum. 00:54:06.014 --> 00:54:07.099 align:center Oh! Hi! 00:54:07.307 --> 00:54:10.769 align:center I'm Shyam. You've met Ram, my twin. He doesn't wear glasses. 00:54:11.186 --> 00:54:14.731 align:center Hey you! Hey you! Hey, where did he go? 00:54:17.818 --> 00:54:19.778 align:center Call the police. 00:54:20.237 --> 00:54:22.114 align:center See, that's the mad Principal. Calls the police when... 00:54:22.322 --> 00:54:23.907 align:center students don't finish homework. 00:54:24.116 --> 00:54:25.784 align:center Where'd he go? He was just here. 00:54:26.326 --> 00:54:27.369 align:center He's the Principal? 00:54:27.578 --> 00:54:28.954 align:center Tell Bro, we have to escape from here. 00:54:29.204 --> 00:54:30.789 align:center Sir, it's time for class. 00:54:31.039 --> 00:54:33.292 align:center Sorry, I have to rush. My next class is starting. 00:54:34.668 --> 00:54:38.964 align:center But fret not! I'll bring Atmaram a gift he will never forget! 00:54:39.214 --> 00:54:42.134 align:center Hey you... Hey... - Sir, just coming... 00:54:42.384 --> 00:54:45.304 align:center "Want to race, Vin Diesel? Let's go! - Somebody catch him! 00:54:45.637 --> 00:54:47.806 align:center You plan the party. Leave the rest to me. 00:54:48.140 --> 00:54:50.309 align:center You will see Atmaram smiling tomorrow. 00:54:50.559 --> 00:54:52.436 align:center I promise! Hey, taxi! 00:54:53.854 --> 00:54:55.439 align:center Where'd he go? 00:55:07.618 --> 00:55:09.745 align:center I want to meet Hari Desai. - Your name? 00:55:09.953 --> 00:55:11.914 align:center I'm Murli Prasad Sharma. - What's your business? 00:55:12.956 --> 00:55:14.750 align:center Private matter. - He's in a meeting. 00:55:15.000 --> 00:55:16.919 align:center I will pass on your message. 00:55:21.340 --> 00:55:23.258 align:center Tell him, the job's done. 00:55:23.842 --> 00:55:26.261 align:center The corpse is in the car boot, behind his house. 00:55:26.929 --> 00:55:28.805 align:center I've come for my payment. Where's his office? 00:55:31.391 --> 00:55:33.310 align:center Don't stress. I'll tell him myself. 00:55:35.354 --> 00:55:37.439 align:center Okay, fine. Meet you at the theatre. 00:55:38.190 --> 00:55:40.776 align:center Sunday, 3 p.m. Show. - Make that 6 p.m. Buddy! 00:55:41.860 --> 00:55:43.779 align:center Because at 5 p.m. You will meet your dad... 00:55:44.071 --> 00:55:45.781 align:center ...with a fine cake... 00:55:46.073 --> 00:55:48.450 align:center ...that will read "Happy Birthday Pops!" 00:55:49.910 --> 00:55:51.828 align:center I'll see you on Sunday - Bye! 00:55:53.872 --> 00:55:56.291 align:center How did you enter - Through the door. 00:55:57.042 --> 00:55:58.794 align:center Why? You prefer the window? 00:55:59.044 --> 00:56:01.463 align:center Now, what are you planning to gift your father? 00:56:02.965 --> 00:56:06.259 align:center Look, butt out of my family affairs, alright? 00:56:06.551 --> 00:56:08.762 align:center Your father misses you, Bro. 00:56:09.096 --> 00:56:14.101 align:center Don't stay long, wish him and leave. 00:56:14.393 --> 00:56:16.269 align:center You'll put a smile on his face. 00:56:19.356 --> 00:56:22.067 align:center Please come with me. - Yeah let's go... 00:56:24.820 --> 00:56:26.738 align:center Thank you very much. After you. 00:56:26.989 --> 00:56:28.407 align:center Goodbye... Get out. 00:56:28.824 --> 00:56:30.742 align:center What do you mean, 'out?' 00:56:40.877 --> 00:56:42.796 align:center You don't understand? 00:56:43.880 --> 00:56:47.426 align:center Ah! So you want to fight me? Come on. 00:56:49.052 --> 00:56:50.804 align:center I used to be a boxing champion. 00:56:51.013 --> 00:56:53.974 align:center If you're a boxing champ, I'm a slapping champ. 00:56:59.187 --> 00:57:02.774 align:center Hold... Here, higher. To your left. Yes. 00:57:03.859 --> 00:57:05.318 align:center This is all your Dad's fault. 00:57:05.569 --> 00:57:08.739 align:center A few whacks on your butt would have Produced a disciplined son. 00:57:16.371 --> 00:57:18.248 align:center Hello. Hello Bindu... - Yeah. 00:57:18.582 --> 00:57:20.250 align:center How are you, honey? - 'Where are you? 00:57:20.500 --> 00:57:22.419 align:center Just hanging outside the office. 00:57:23.003 --> 00:57:28.091 align:center Listen, order a cake that says, "Happy Birthday Dearest Dad"... 00:57:28.383 --> 00:57:30.343 align:center ...and sign off with, "From Hari, your loving son" 00:57:30.594 --> 00:57:31.928 align:center "Darling, why the fuss?" 00:57:32.179 --> 00:57:34.264 align:center Honey, try to understand he is my father... 00:57:34.514 --> 00:57:36.308 align:center "But, why darling...?" - Shut up. Do as I say. 00:57:36.516 --> 00:57:39.061 align:center Organize a birthday party. Buy an expensive gift. 00:57:39.311 --> 00:57:43.899 align:center And... call a carpenter! This balcony needs a safety grill. 00:57:43.899 --> 00:57:47.861 align:center Urgent...... Take me up.. Please! 00:57:47.861 --> 00:57:50.280 align:center Happy birthday to you. 00:57:51.531 --> 00:57:54.785 align:center Happy birthday to you. 00:57:55.535 --> 00:57:58.789 align:center Happy birthday dear Atmaram. 00:57:59.372 --> 00:58:01.792 align:center Happy birthday to you. 00:58:03.168 --> 00:58:05.712 align:center You are the best Dad ever. 00:58:07.047 --> 00:58:09.758 align:center We'll forget you never. 00:58:10.801 --> 00:58:14.221 align:center "Happy birthday dearest Dad," 00:58:15.013 --> 00:58:17.766 align:center Happy birthday to you. 00:58:47.003 --> 00:58:48.964 align:center How did you manage this? 00:58:49.506 --> 00:58:52.801 align:center I went to his office. Explained to him graciously. 00:58:53.009 --> 00:58:54.136 align:center He understood. 00:58:54.386 --> 00:59:01.309 align:center Someone else would've slapped him, hung him from the building. 00:59:01.560 --> 00:59:03.436 align:center But violence never works! 00:59:03.854 --> 00:59:05.689 align:center This is really unbelievable. 00:59:06.439 --> 00:59:08.358 align:center Thank you so much, Murli. 00:59:10.569 --> 00:59:13.530 align:center I have another surprise for you. 00:59:14.948 --> 00:59:16.908 align:center Can you come with me tomorrow? 00:59:17.576 --> 00:59:18.743 align:center Where? 00:59:19.327 --> 00:59:20.745 align:center Bomi Uncle... 00:59:21.454 --> 00:59:23.081 align:center ...may I borrow your car? 00:59:28.545 --> 00:59:33.258 align:center Lucky, I'm told in India a kid's born every 2 seconds. 00:59:35.093 --> 00:59:36.761 align:center Possible. So? 00:59:37.095 --> 00:59:40.265 align:center So therefore there will be a marriage every second? 00:59:40.974 --> 00:59:41.933 align:center Yeah. So? 00:59:42.184 --> 00:59:45.061 align:center So a boy must proclaim love to a girl every 1/2 a second? 00:59:46.479 --> 00:59:47.397 align:center So? 00:59:48.481 --> 00:59:50.400 align:center Hell, it's been 2 months. 00:59:50.817 --> 00:59:52.360 align:center I still can't muster the courage to tell her. 00:59:52.569 --> 00:59:54.446 align:center Courage to say what? 00:59:55.363 --> 00:59:56.406 align:center That. 00:59:56.990 --> 00:59:58.074 align:center What? 00:59:58.366 --> 01:00:00.118 align:center Just that. 01:00:00.869 --> 01:00:02.454 align:center Just what? 01:00:03.038 --> 01:00:04.789 align:center Just that... 01:00:05.665 --> 01:00:09.461 align:center ...That'l like you. Be my wife'. 01:00:14.090 --> 01:00:19.554 align:center Cowboy you stick to breaking bones And grabbing villas... 01:00:19.804 --> 01:00:21.890 align:center Leave this wedding talk to me. I'll talk to her father. 01:00:22.057 --> 01:00:24.643 align:center Her dad's no more. She lives with six old folks. 01:00:29.773 --> 01:00:32.192 align:center Where does she live? - Somewhere in Versova. 01:00:33.610 --> 01:00:35.528 align:center Bro goes there alone. Feels shy to take me along. 01:00:35.946 --> 01:00:37.906 align:center Here's the address, Munna. This house must be grabbed. 01:00:38.114 --> 01:00:39.074 align:center Forget it! 01:00:39.366 --> 01:00:41.243 align:center But Sir, how will they reach without the address? 01:00:41.618 --> 01:00:43.578 align:center Did you land up on Earth with an address? 01:00:44.037 --> 01:00:46.248 align:center Ask Mommy, were you born holding a map? 01:00:48.333 --> 01:00:50.252 align:center Munna, forget this job. 01:00:51.002 --> 01:00:53.088 align:center Just relax! 01:00:54.047 --> 01:00:56.591 align:center Take your gurly-wurly to Goal 01:00:57.676 --> 01:00:59.594 align:center Goa? - Lovely romantic place. 01:00:59.844 --> 01:01:05.267 align:center Gentle waves, the setting sun. You and her, alone on a boat. 01:01:05.684 --> 01:01:11.523 align:center When the sun has sat, tell her... 01:01:11.773 --> 01:01:14.192 align:center ....Marry me or leave the boat. It's my boat'. 01:01:14.859 --> 01:01:16.069 align:center I assure you, she won't jump into the water. 01:01:16.278 --> 01:01:18.989 align:center She won't come with me alone. - No, no, not alone. 01:01:19.322 --> 01:01:21.199 align:center Take the oldies with you. 01:01:21.616 --> 01:01:24.536 align:center Cuckoo, book their air tickets! 01:01:24.953 --> 01:01:26.871 align:center The trip's on me. 01:01:27.872 --> 01:01:29.207 align:center Just go to Goa. 01:01:29.624 --> 01:01:32.210 align:center Put a ring on her finger, leave the 'house business' to me. 01:01:56.860 --> 01:01:58.737 align:center Anything happened? - No. With you? 01:01:58.987 --> 01:02:01.573 align:center I called her. But she was out. 01:02:02.115 --> 01:02:04.743 align:center Can I ask why your girl walked past giggling? 01:02:05.368 --> 01:02:07.037 align:center I told her a joke. - What? 01:02:07.287 --> 01:02:11.499 align:center You go on a drive to tell her jokes? Give me the keys. 01:02:11.750 --> 01:02:12.834 align:center They're in the car! 01:02:13.043 --> 01:02:16.004 align:center Careless bugger. Forgot the keys too. Idiot. 01:02:17.380 --> 01:02:18.548 align:center Hurry. Pack your bags. 01:02:18.798 --> 01:02:20.717 align:center We're leaving for Goa. - Goa? 01:02:21.134 --> 01:02:22.552 align:center Goa? But why? 01:02:22.802 --> 01:02:25.221 align:center For a wedding. 01:02:26.181 --> 01:02:29.100 align:center Who is getting married? 01:02:29.809 --> 01:02:31.519 align:center You tell them. 01:02:32.312 --> 01:02:34.856 align:center Hope you won't object? - To what? 01:02:42.614 --> 01:02:44.199 align:center But first tell us who's getting married 01:02:44.616 --> 01:02:47.535 align:center No, I can't tell you. - Ok, but where are we going? 01:02:50.914 --> 01:02:54.542 align:center Tell us. We won't tell a soul. 01:02:54.793 --> 01:02:56.753 align:center What's going on? 01:03:16.564 --> 01:03:19.526 align:center Who's she? - Surprise gift!! 01:03:19.734 --> 01:03:21.694 align:center Bomi's Tina? - Yessss! 01:03:40.713 --> 01:03:42.132 align:center "A precious quarter remains with you." 01:03:42.382 --> 01:03:47.554 align:center "Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!" 01:03:49.180 --> 01:03:51.015 align:center "A precious quarter remains with you." 01:03:51.266 --> 01:03:55.854 align:center "Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!" 01:03:57.772 --> 01:03:59.524 align:center "Life's buck..." 01:03:59.774 --> 01:04:01.234 align:center "...went down the drain..." 01:04:01.609 --> 01:04:05.029 align:center "...but the magic quarter still remains!" 01:04:06.322 --> 01:04:08.116 align:center "Life's buck..." 01:04:08.616 --> 01:04:11.828 align:center "...went down the drain..." 01:04:12.912 --> 01:04:14.164 align:center "...but the magic quarter still remains!" 01:04:14.622 --> 01:04:17.000 align:center "A precious quarter..." 01:04:17.208 --> 01:04:19.127 align:center "...remains with you." 01:04:19.711 --> 01:04:22.046 align:center "Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!" 01:04:58.791 --> 01:05:02.545 align:center "So many dreams buried in our hearts..." 01:05:03.379 --> 01:05:06.508 align:center ". .. battles lost before the start." 01:05:07.884 --> 01:05:11.513 align:center "But now we'll rise, come fall or pain..." 01:05:12.138 --> 01:05:14.516 align:center "...for the magic quarter still remains!" 01:05:15.767 --> 01:05:17.977 align:center "A precious quarter..." 01:05:18.228 --> 01:05:20.480 align:center "...remains with you." 01:05:20.730 --> 01:05:23.483 align:center "Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!" 01:05:51.386 --> 01:05:55.056 align:center "Back foot! We've played the game on the back foot!" 01:05:55.848 --> 01:05:59.519 align:center "Front foot! It's time to move to the front foot!" 01:06:00.144 --> 01:06:04.023 align:center "'Second Innings' is a whole new race..." 01:06:04.899 --> 01:06:06.985 align:center "...going to knock the ball to outer space!" 01:06:08.111 --> 01:06:10.488 align:center "A precious quarter..." 01:06:10.697 --> 01:06:12.615 align:center "...remains with you." 01:06:13.116 --> 01:06:15.827 align:center "Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!" 01:06:16.661 --> 01:06:18.913 align:center "Life's buck..." 01:06:19.581 --> 01:06:22.500 align:center "...went down the drain..." 01:06:23.585 --> 01:06:25.169 align:center "...but the magic quarter still remains!" 01:06:25.587 --> 01:06:27.505 align:center "A precious quarter..." 01:06:27.797 --> 01:06:30.008 align:center "...remains with you." 01:06:30.592 --> 01:06:33.011 align:center "Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!" 01:06:45.607 --> 01:06:47.525 align:center Jhanvi... - Hi, Murli... 01:06:47.775 --> 01:06:51.529 align:center Want to tell you something important. Can you come down, please? 01:06:53.114 --> 01:06:53.990 align:center What? 01:07:01.080 --> 01:07:03.541 align:center What are you looking for? - Something very important... 01:07:05.126 --> 01:07:06.502 align:center Not this ring? 01:07:06.711 --> 01:07:08.630 align:center Hey, how did you get this? 01:07:09.756 --> 01:07:11.007 align:center Is it for someone? 01:07:11.257 --> 01:07:14.010 align:center A lady's ring must be for a special lady right? 01:07:14.761 --> 01:07:16.679 align:center So you found a nice Goan girl, huh? 01:07:17.680 --> 01:07:18.640 align:center Yes. 01:07:19.807 --> 01:07:21.517 align:center Does her name start with 'M'? 01:07:21.768 --> 01:07:23.144 align:center My name starts with 'M'. 01:07:23.561 --> 01:07:26.272 align:center So her name begins with 'J"! I'm so jealous. 01:07:26.814 --> 01:07:28.483 align:center Don't you worry. 01:07:29.067 --> 01:07:30.485 align:center Lucky girl. 01:07:30.735 --> 01:07:33.655 align:center So, if I like someone, she's a lucky girl? 01:07:34.238 --> 01:07:35.990 align:center Of course Murli. 01:07:36.282 --> 01:07:39.494 align:center Jhanvi, there's something important I must say. 01:07:39.869 --> 01:07:43.831 align:center Give that 'J' girl this ring first, then we'll chat. 01:07:44.082 --> 01:07:46.542 align:center But I must talk to you before I give the ring 01:07:49.921 --> 01:07:51.547 align:center So, tell me. 01:07:52.632 --> 01:07:54.884 align:center Jhanvi, don't say the word 'No'. 01:07:55.635 --> 01:07:58.554 align:center If your answer is 'no', just turn and leave. 01:07:59.639 --> 01:08:01.265 align:center But don't say 'No'. 01:08:01.683 --> 01:08:03.559 align:center I will not say 'No'. 01:08:05.311 --> 01:08:09.148 align:center Jhanvi, I... my heart... 01:08:15.655 --> 01:08:17.490 align:center Go ahead. Take it. 01:08:20.743 --> 01:08:25.832 align:center What? When? How can they do that? 01:08:26.582 --> 01:08:28.918 align:center Murli, someone's broken into our house. He's throwing out our furniture. 01:08:29.585 --> 01:08:33.005 align:center Call the cops right now. Which builder? 01:08:35.925 --> 01:08:38.511 align:center Bro, how's it hanging'? - 'Someone's broken into Jhanvi's house..." 01:08:39.303 --> 01:08:42.515 align:center I'll rip him apart. 01:08:42.765 --> 01:08:45.017 align:center What's the address? - In Versova... 01:08:45.268 --> 01:08:47.186 align:center I'm in Versova too. Don't worry. Which street? 01:08:47.562 --> 01:08:48.521 align:center Jetty Road. 01:08:48.730 --> 01:08:50.481 align:center I'm right there. Hey, Rambo, get the car! 01:08:50.815 --> 01:08:52.483 align:center Plot 22. It's a yellow house. 01:08:54.861 --> 01:08:58.114 align:center Which plot, Bro? - Plot 22. Hurry. 01:09:05.705 --> 01:09:07.457 align:center Bro, that house is current 'job'! 01:09:07.665 --> 01:09:11.002 align:center Have you gone mad? - Bro, I'm following Lucky Singh's orders! 01:09:21.387 --> 01:09:25.850 align:center Enough. In these poses, paste film stars. 01:09:26.684 --> 01:09:28.978 align:center For this one, use world leaders. 01:09:29.562 --> 01:09:31.981 align:center Make one photo with the Queen of London. 01:09:34.776 --> 01:09:36.652 align:center You look happy! 01:09:37.737 --> 01:09:39.655 align:center Got the 2nd Innings house. 01:09:39.989 --> 01:09:42.992 align:center How? Khurana's been trying for 2 years. 01:09:43.284 --> 01:09:45.995 align:center Khurana uses astrologers for business decisions. 01:09:46.871 --> 01:09:51.000 align:center I use brains... 01:09:51.375 --> 01:09:54.629 align:center ...not feng shui! 01:09:55.046 --> 01:09:58.508 align:center He's bought all the land around that house... 01:09:58.758 --> 01:10:01.552 align:center ...but without the house his millions would be toilet paper! 01:10:02.136 --> 01:10:03.554 align:center Sir, Mr. Khurana is here. 01:10:03.763 --> 01:10:08.017 align:center Lovely-dovely! He'll be thrilled to see the keys! 01:10:09.769 --> 01:10:12.980 align:center The 2nd Innings House is yours. Consider it a wedding gift. 01:10:17.026 --> 01:10:21.531 align:center Lucky Singh, this marriage cannot happen. 01:10:22.156 --> 01:10:25.535 align:center But why? - I've read your daughter's horoscope. 01:10:26.953 --> 01:10:28.704 align:center She is 'manglik'. - S07? 01:10:28.913 --> 01:10:33.042 align:center Her stars are inauspicious. The man she marries will be destroyed! 01:10:33.251 --> 01:10:35.545 align:center Our daughter is a good soul. 01:10:35.837 --> 01:10:41.259 align:center The horoscope clearly says, if Sunny marries her... 01:10:43.177 --> 01:10:47.098 align:center ...he will die within the year. 01:10:48.182 --> 01:10:49.600 align:center Khurana, you really believe this stuff? 01:10:49.851 --> 01:10:52.061 align:center Of course. 01:10:52.895 --> 01:10:56.566 align:center I owe my prosperity to my Astrologer. 01:10:57.149 --> 01:10:58.734 align:center When my business was sinking... 01:10:58.901 --> 01:11:02.738 align:center he asked me to add a 'K' to my name... 01:11:03.322 --> 01:11:05.575 align:center It's better numerology. Look at me today. 01:11:07.410 --> 01:11:11.581 align:center If only your daughter was born a few hours later! 01:11:13.958 --> 01:11:15.710 align:center Bad timing Dear!! 01:11:19.922 --> 01:11:22.550 align:center If you'd delivered Simran 5 minutes later... 01:11:23.092 --> 01:11:25.011 align:center ...her birth date would've changed. 01:11:25.636 --> 01:11:26.554 align:center How? 01:11:27.346 --> 01:11:29.223 align:center Simran was born at 11;55, right? 01:11:29.432 --> 01:11:30.349 align:center Yes. 01:11:30.725 --> 01:11:35.062 align:center If you just held on for 5 more minutes, the date would've been 8th. Not 7th. 01:11:36.606 --> 01:11:37.523 align:center Get it? 01:11:38.065 --> 01:11:43.613 align:center Hang on... wasn't your daughter born at 11:55... AM.?? 01:11:44.572 --> 01:11:47.158 align:center No, your holiness!! It was 11:55 P.M.!! 01:11:47.783 --> 01:11:53.164 align:center Her horoscope here shows it was morning. 01:11:53.539 --> 01:11:54.498 align:center Never. 01:11:59.003 --> 01:12:00.922 align:center Old man Subramanium! - Subramanium? 01:12:01.923 --> 01:12:06.636 align:center My typist. A bit deaf. When I dictate he reads my lips. 01:12:06.928 --> 01:12:09.597 align:center AM, PM, same lip movement, isn't it?" 01:12:11.223 --> 01:12:12.808 align:center "Writes 'liar' for 'lawyer'. 01:12:13.225 --> 01:12:14.769 align:center 'Risky' business becomes 'whiskey' business." 01:12:15.186 --> 01:12:21.609 align:center Send us an email' becomes 'Send us a female'! 01:12:23.194 --> 01:12:26.614 align:center One of my suppliers did!! How embarrassing! 01:12:28.199 --> 01:12:33.120 align:center Oye Cuckoo! Buy that Subramanium a hearing aid. 01:12:33.371 --> 01:12:36.832 align:center Who's Subramanium? - Buy for both ears. 01:12:37.708 --> 01:12:43.631 align:center If I whisper, it must echo like loudspeakers in his ears. Thanks Cuckoo. 01:12:46.300 --> 01:12:50.179 align:center I'm glad that this misunderstanding is cleared. 01:12:50.805 --> 01:12:54.183 align:center Delivered her at the perfect time. Well done. 01:12:55.017 --> 01:12:56.143 align:center Now, do take the house keys. 01:12:56.394 --> 01:13:01.649 align:center No, no. Hold on. We'll accept the key only on the wedding day. At 10;27 P. M... 01:13:02.400 --> 01:13:06.445 align:center Lovey-Dovely!! Bring out the sweets! The wedding's finally on!! 01:13:08.739 --> 01:13:10.491 align:center The deal is done. 01:13:21.252 --> 01:13:23.170 align:center You knew, didn't you? - What? 01:13:23.879 --> 01:13:25.673 align:center That it was Jhanvi's house. 01:13:26.007 --> 01:13:27.758 align:center The Goa trip was a scam, right? 01:13:27.967 --> 01:13:30.803 align:center What if I muscle my way into your house and claim it's mine?? 01:13:31.303 --> 01:13:34.807 align:center "Listen Madam, the property lease is in his name. 01:13:35.224 --> 01:13:36.183 align:center And now he has possession too." 01:13:36.392 --> 01:13:39.311 align:center But they should've sent us a notice Before the lease transferred! 01:13:39.562 --> 01:13:43.149 align:center "BMC must've sent you a notice. Do check at the post office." 01:13:43.733 --> 01:13:49.488 align:center "Got that house with grace, didn't 1? No violence." 01:13:49.947 --> 01:13:53.159 align:center I'll gift you and your doll a flat in the suburbs. Lots of fresh air... 01:13:53.409 --> 01:13:56.787 align:center and great for rosy-cheeked kids! 01:13:57.038 --> 01:13:58.497 align:center Why can't you help us? 01:13:58.748 --> 01:14:03.502 align:center "Madam, we can't help you. Get yourselves a lawyer." 01:14:04.253 --> 01:14:06.172 align:center Give me the house keys. 01:14:07.882 --> 01:14:09.800 align:center Listen Munna. Don't interfere. 01:14:10.217 --> 01:14:16.140 align:center This house is promised to Khurana as Simran's wedding gift. 01:14:18.350 --> 01:14:23.606 align:center "Lucky, I'll get you the Mayor's mansion if you wish. 01:14:23.856 --> 01:14:25.441 align:center But let this one go! 01:14:25.691 --> 01:14:27.610 align:center Instead, why don't you leave this chicky? 01:14:28.277 --> 01:14:30.112 align:center I'll find you a Miss India type model. 01:14:30.446 --> 01:14:32.114 align:center Keep Jhanvi out of this. 01:14:32.364 --> 01:14:36.619 align:center No you keep romance out of business. Don't mix the two. 01:14:37.495 --> 01:14:39.288 align:center Too late for that, buddy boy! 01:14:39.705 --> 01:14:48.172 align:center That house is mine. You've set the pitch. Now watch my bat break you balls! 01:14:53.427 --> 01:14:55.346 align:center You took the ol'geezers to Goal 01:14:56.430 --> 01:14:57.348 align:center You. 01:14:57.807 --> 01:14:59.725 align:center Your best friend... 01:15:00.392 --> 01:15:02.144 align:center ...emptied the house! 01:15:03.229 --> 01:15:07.108 align:center Should I tell your girl what kind of 'Professor' you really are? 01:15:07.441 --> 01:15:09.610 align:center "Hello... Hello," 01:15:13.906 --> 01:15:14.824 align:center "Hello" 01:15:16.200 --> 01:15:18.452 align:center Hello. Is Ballu there? - Wrong number. 01:15:19.537 --> 01:15:21.122 align:center Sorry wrong number. 01:15:23.374 --> 01:15:26.293 align:center Go! Practice your batting! 01:15:27.545 --> 01:15:31.632 align:center "Move aside. "Just chill, chill, just chill" 01:15:36.762 --> 01:15:39.306 align:center "Sorry, Bro! 01:15:40.432 --> 01:15:42.268 align:center I should've called you at least! 01:15:43.352 --> 01:15:47.439 align:center But I didn't want to disturb you for a small job. 01:15:52.236 --> 01:15:54.196 align:center "Don't be upset, Bro. Stay cool! 01:15:55.406 --> 01:15:57.658 align:center I'll explain things to her. 01:16:00.452 --> 01:16:04.165 align:center What will you explain? 01:16:04.623 --> 01:16:06.167 align:center That I'm a goon? 01:16:07.168 --> 01:16:09.128 align:center Can't you do anything right? 01:16:30.900 --> 01:16:36.405 align:center "Rama, the Lord of heavens..." 01:16:37.239 --> 01:16:42.161 align:center "...Blessed is thy name..." 01:16:43.245 --> 01:16:47.541 align:center Hello! What took you so long? 01:16:48.959 --> 01:16:53.339 align:center Bapu, for the first time in my life, I have a problem I can't solve. 01:16:55.257 --> 01:16:57.676 align:center Get me out of this. 01:16:58.260 --> 01:17:00.179 align:center There's one solution. - What? 01:17:01.263 --> 01:17:02.848 align:center Kidnap Lucky's daughter. 01:17:03.265 --> 01:17:07.102 align:center Strike a deal with him. His daughter in return for the house. 01:17:09.396 --> 01:17:11.273 align:center I already rejected that idea last night. 01:17:11.857 --> 01:17:13.651 align:center Another solution -just shoot Lucky. 01:17:14.360 --> 01:17:19.114 align:center Hey Bapu, your ideas are suicidal. 01:17:19.865 --> 01:17:22.576 align:center These aren't my ideas son, they're yours. 01:17:23.202 --> 01:17:25.120 align:center Isn't it how you've done things so far? 01:17:25.704 --> 01:17:29.291 align:center You're not going to follow my ways. So what's the point? 01:17:30.209 --> 01:17:35.130 align:center Okay. Show me your way. I am ready to try anything. 01:17:37.383 --> 01:17:39.677 align:center I don't think you can. - Why? 01:17:40.261 --> 01:17:41.512 align:center Trust me, I'm bloody brave! 01:17:41.762 --> 01:17:45.182 align:center My way isn't easy. But success is guaranteed. 01:17:47.226 --> 01:17:49.144 align:center I'll get the house back? - I promise. 01:17:49.395 --> 01:17:52.147 align:center Jhanvi won't leave me, will she? 01:17:52.898 --> 01:17:54.817 align:center She'll always stay proudly by your side. 01:17:56.568 --> 01:17:58.696 align:center You seem confident. Tell me what to do. 01:18:00.447 --> 01:18:02.157 align:center Ask for forgiveness. 01:18:02.616 --> 01:18:04.243 align:center Forgiveness? From whom? 01:18:12.710 --> 01:18:14.670 align:center Is it so necessary to apologize? 01:18:15.212 --> 01:18:17.298 align:center I want to see how brave you really are. 01:18:17.881 --> 01:18:19.133 align:center What do you mean? 01:18:19.383 --> 01:18:24.805 align:center Slapping someone is easy. Apologizing requires courage. 01:18:27.391 --> 01:18:28.809 align:center Go, son! 01:18:42.740 --> 01:18:45.159 align:center What are you doing here? - Nothing, Bro. 01:18:45.868 --> 01:18:48.495 align:center Was missing Mom a lot. 01:18:49.413 --> 01:18:51.332 align:center Just came and sat here. 01:18:53.917 --> 01:18:55.836 align:center I want to tell you something. 01:18:56.378 --> 01:18:58.172 align:center Go on, Bro. 01:18:58.464 --> 01:19:00.507 align:center Don't think I'm drunk, okay? 01:19:01.759 --> 01:19:03.344 align:center What's wrong, Bro? 01:19:03.594 --> 01:19:06.180 align:center Turn away. Don't look into my eyes. 01:19:12.311 --> 01:19:14.772 align:center I want to say, I'm sorry. 01:19:16.690 --> 01:19:18.442 align:center Couldn't sleep all night. 01:19:18.859 --> 01:19:21.153 align:center ...thinking about old times! 01:19:22.404 --> 01:19:30.120 align:center Remember, when I was shot, I was in great pain. 01:19:32.915 --> 01:19:34.833 align:center You cradled me in your arms. 01:19:35.459 --> 01:19:37.127 align:center And sang me to sleep. 01:19:37.544 --> 01:19:39.671 align:center I can't believe I slapped you. 01:19:43.509 --> 01:19:48.847 align:center And the time, when I had craving for Chinese food at 3 a. M... 01:19:50.224 --> 01:19:52.643 align:center ...you promptly kidnapped that 5 star chef... 01:19:53.685 --> 01:19:55.646 align:center ...and we ate 'hoi-sin' noodles till morning! 01:19:57.398 --> 01:19:59.149 align:center I can't believe I slapped you. 01:20:01.485 --> 01:20:03.153 align:center Forgive me, buddy! 01:20:03.445 --> 01:20:05.155 align:center You don't need to say this, Bro 01:20:19.795 --> 01:20:21.672 align:center Hey, I said sorry, didn't 1? 01:20:24.007 --> 01:20:27.678 align:center Thank you Bapu. I feel so much lighter now. 01:20:28.595 --> 01:20:31.557 align:center What should I do next? - Now you must win over Lucky with love. 01:20:31.765 --> 01:20:35.644 align:center That'll be tough. - Stay cool! Bapu is with you! 01:20:46.321 --> 01:20:50.200 align:center Lucky Singh has trapped you with deceit! 01:20:50.868 --> 01:20:52.202 align:center So what do we do? 01:20:52.453 --> 01:20:54.371 align:center Madam, that's what I'm here for. 01:20:54.830 --> 01:20:58.208 align:center We'll file a case - lllegal possession of property. 01:20:58.834 --> 01:21:00.711 align:center Let him not think we're weak. 01:21:01.462 --> 01:21:03.213 align:center How long will it take to get back our house? 01:21:03.839 --> 01:21:05.424 align:center 15 years... at least. 01:21:07.759 --> 01:21:12.347 align:center No No'... Maximum 6 months. We are here! 01:21:13.098 --> 01:21:14.183 align:center Do you guarantee it? 01:21:15.893 --> 01:21:17.769 align:center Buffer another 2 to 4 months. 01:21:18.020 --> 01:21:19.771 align:center Two or four? 01:21:21.857 --> 01:21:23.317 align:center Can't say. 01:21:23.609 --> 01:21:27.821 align:center Judges get transferred. 01:21:28.030 --> 01:21:29.907 align:center Court dates get changed. It's hard to commit. 01:21:30.157 --> 01:21:32.326 align:center Add up and give me a total time. - 4 to 5 years. 01:21:33.410 --> 01:21:35.162 align:center Lets say 6 years! 01:21:35.412 --> 01:21:39.541 align:center Give it to me in writing. - No lawyer will do that. 01:21:40.000 --> 01:21:42.836 align:center You first say 6 months. Now, you won't even guarantee 6 years. 01:21:43.629 --> 01:21:45.506 align:center Come on, let's go. - Where? 01:21:46.048 --> 01:21:47.841 align:center I've just met a lawyer. 01:21:48.217 --> 01:21:50.177 align:center Who? - A great lawyer. 01:21:51.094 --> 01:21:53.347 align:center Studied in London, practiced in South Africa. 01:21:53.597 --> 01:21:55.182 align:center In London? 01:21:58.685 --> 01:22:00.812 align:center It's that new nerd!! - He said stop bully-ing. 01:22:01.313 --> 01:22:02.231 align:center Start Gandhi... ing. 01:22:02.439 --> 01:22:05.150 align:center That Scoundrel. Stealing my clients. 01:22:05.400 --> 01:22:08.111 align:center He said, if your enemy swears at you, smile back at him. 01:22:08.529 --> 01:22:09.446 align:center Listen to Nerdy boy! 01:22:09.863 --> 01:22:13.784 align:center He also said, if someone hits you on one cheek, offer him the other. 01:22:15.035 --> 01:22:18.330 align:center This will reduce hatred, and make him respect you! 01:22:19.873 --> 01:22:24.127 align:center "He also said, to win over your enemy, you don't need lawyers." 01:22:24.461 --> 01:22:26.797 align:center Who said that? Who? 01:22:27.214 --> 01:22:28.799 align:center Who said what? 01:22:41.019 --> 01:22:42.813 align:center What's the problem? - What's the problem? 01:22:54.658 --> 01:22:56.410 align:center What's going on Murli? 01:22:56.660 --> 01:22:58.328 align:center Gandhi... ing. 01:22:58.579 --> 01:23:00.330 align:center The opposite of bully-ing. 01:23:00.539 --> 01:23:02.833 align:center Lucky thinks we're going to fight him. 01:23:03.083 --> 01:23:05.002 align:center Instead we will send him flowers. 01:23:07.379 --> 01:23:08.380 align:center Good morning, pops. 01:23:08.589 --> 01:23:11.800 align:center Mushy morning!! Flowers from Khurana Jr.! 01:23:12.217 --> 01:23:14.136 align:center Sunny? Impossible. 01:23:14.386 --> 01:23:15.804 align:center Why? Had a fight? 01:23:16.054 --> 01:23:17.806 align:center With Sunny? Never. 01:23:18.056 --> 01:23:18.974 align:center Then? 01:23:19.224 --> 01:23:24.104 align:center Their astrologer has said that roses are unlucky for Khurana Sr. 01:23:25.022 --> 01:23:27.441 align:center So all the rose bushes have been cut. 01:23:28.025 --> 01:23:32.112 align:center Even his secretary has changed her name from Rosy... 01:23:32.362 --> 01:23:34.114 align:center ...to Daisy! 01:23:35.949 --> 01:23:38.327 align:center How does Sunny tolerate this nonsense? 01:23:38.619 --> 01:23:40.162 align:center Because his father is a good man. 01:23:40.370 --> 01:23:42.331 align:center A little superstitious. But that's okay. 01:23:42.581 --> 01:23:45.167 align:center A little? He 'elects an auspicious time' to go to pee... 01:23:45.417 --> 01:23:47.336 align:center Adds extra K's to his name for luck. 01:23:47.586 --> 01:23:50.339 align:center Now am I to call him Khurana or K... K... Khurana? 01:23:51.632 --> 01:23:53.300 align:center Would you tolerate me if 1 did all that? 01:23:53.508 --> 01:23:55.344 align:center You're no less. Posing for pictures all day. 01:23:55.594 --> 01:23:57.846 align:center Posing this way and that. 01:23:58.597 --> 01:24:01.350 align:center Then pasting your face with Ash, Bush and the Queen. 01:24:02.309 --> 01:24:05.312 align:center But I still love you. Because you are a good man. 01:24:05.687 --> 01:24:06.855 align:center One minute. 01:24:07.981 --> 01:24:10.442 align:center Then who sent these flowers? 01:24:10.901 --> 01:24:14.237 align:center Your secretary - her skirt's tinier Than her brain! 01:24:14.237 --> 01:24:15.030 align:center Mom! 01:24:15.364 --> 01:24:16.782 align:center Dad, these are for you. 01:24:17.032 --> 01:24:18.784 align:center With a 'Get well soon' card. 01:24:19.034 --> 01:24:22.496 align:center Why? Are you sick? - Just a bit of gas, that's all! 01:24:22.496 --> 01:24:23.121 align:center Ew! 01:24:23.413 --> 01:24:26.291 align:center Oh! So the bimbo worries about your belly now! 01:24:27.042 --> 01:24:28.794 align:center It's signed by a 'Munna'! 01:24:29.878 --> 01:24:32.464 align:center Diddly-do-duck! Don't touch it! It's a bomb! 01:24:36.176 --> 01:24:38.470 align:center Everybody down! Duuuuck 01:24:40.305 --> 01:24:42.641 align:center Stop it, pop. Let's read the card. 01:24:43.183 --> 01:24:44.059 align:center "'Dear Lucky," 01:24:44.518 --> 01:24:47.437 align:center "Dishonesty is a disease." 01:24:49.022 --> 01:24:50.941 align:center "You have it." 01:24:51.525 --> 01:24:53.443 align:center "You are very unwell." 01:24:53.860 --> 01:24:55.612 align:center "But I will cure you." 01:24:55.862 --> 01:24:58.615 align:center "I will be with you till you recover." 01:24:59.032 --> 01:25:00.992 align:center "Look outside your window. Munna." 01:25:06.790 --> 01:25:12.003 align:center "Tired shoulders, graying hair, but with courage beyond compare..." 01:25:12.713 --> 01:25:18.051 align:center "unwavering from the path of truth, these youthful old are really rare." 01:25:18.802 --> 01:25:23.557 align:center "We salute you, O Motherland..." 01:25:24.683 --> 01:25:27.018 align:center for giving us this fearless man. 01:25:27.561 --> 01:25:29.521 align:center "We salute you, O Motherland..." 01:25:30.689 --> 01:25:33.066 align:center for giving us this fearless man. 01:25:41.825 --> 01:25:43.076 align:center Go on. Tell him. 01:25:43.326 --> 01:25:45.245 align:center This night of trauma shall pass, dude... 01:25:46.163 --> 01:25:47.748 align:center ...But not before... 01:25:48.165 --> 01:25:50.083 align:center ...Lucky is doomed! 01:25:51.543 --> 01:25:54.254 align:center What's all this drama, Munna? - It's called "Peaceful protest'. 01:25:54.713 --> 01:25:58.633 align:center We won't fight with you. But we'll stand by your house in protest. 01:25:59.259 --> 01:26:02.763 align:center Until you realize the folly of your ways. 01:26:03.180 --> 01:26:06.433 align:center One of us will be standing here 24 hours. 01:26:06.808 --> 01:26:08.977 align:center If one gets tired, another will take his place. 01:26:09.269 --> 01:26:11.521 align:center We'll pray for your speedy recovery. 01:26:12.105 --> 01:26:16.193 align:center Get well soon, Lucky. - Give us back our house keys. 01:26:21.072 --> 01:26:22.491 align:center Come here. 01:26:44.763 --> 01:26:45.680 align:center Greetings. 01:26:52.479 --> 01:26:54.439 align:center Don't you dare touch Bro. - Circuit, don't. 01:26:55.440 --> 01:27:00.695 align:center Bapu said, 'If the enemy hits you on one cheek, offer him the other'." 01:27:01.613 --> 01:27:03.365 align:center Look, he didn't hit me. 01:27:05.116 --> 01:27:07.035 align:center Bro, he just pummeled youl! 01:27:13.500 --> 01:27:16.837 align:center Bapu didn't say what to do after you are hit on both the cheeks. 01:27:17.921 --> 01:27:18.839 align:center Munna... 01:27:19.589 --> 01:27:22.676 align:center Take a blow, several blows to show that you will not strike back... 01:27:23.426 --> 01:27:26.429 align:center It softens the enemy. 01:27:27.138 --> 01:27:30.475 align:center His hatred for you will give way to respect! 01:27:31.393 --> 01:27:36.815 align:center Show Lucky we will not hit back. Nor waver from our path." 01:27:38.108 --> 01:27:40.443 align:center Apologize, Munna! 01:27:44.948 --> 01:27:46.700 align:center We'd like to take our house in peace... 01:27:46.950 --> 01:27:50.704 align:center ...mess with us and rest in pieces! 01:27:51.621 --> 01:27:53.373 align:center Say sorry. - Why Bro? 01:27:53.623 --> 01:27:58.879 align:center Bapu says it reduces hate, and increases respect. 01:27:59.462 --> 01:28:01.882 align:center Say sorry. - Bapu will ruin our business. 01:28:02.966 --> 01:28:04.885 align:center Hey, road kill!! Get up, I have to apologize! 01:28:06.469 --> 01:28:08.346 align:center Get up or I'll slap you! 01:28:13.518 --> 01:28:14.477 align:center Bro. 01:28:16.021 --> 01:28:18.315 align:center We've grabbed 115 houses. 01:28:20.025 --> 01:28:21.985 align:center Pulled off 52 kidnappings. 01:28:23.570 --> 01:28:27.490 align:center Broken at least 250 bones. 01:28:29.409 --> 01:28:31.328 align:center But never went to jail. 01:28:31.870 --> 01:28:33.788 align:center First time... 01:28:34.080 --> 01:28:36.333 align:center we've said 'sorry'. And here we are. 01:28:39.586 --> 01:28:41.338 align:center We'll be mocked, Bro! 01:28:42.422 --> 01:28:44.341 align:center Our reputation is mud now! 01:28:44.758 --> 01:28:47.844 align:center Oh, so getting jailed for murder is better for your reputation? 01:28:48.762 --> 01:28:51.723 align:center No but a tiny kidnapping charge would be nice! 01:28:51.973 --> 01:28:56.853 align:center Do you know that Bapu was jailed just for making some salt? 01:28:57.646 --> 01:28:59.522 align:center Woah!! His rep must've been pickled!! 01:28:59.731 --> 01:29:01.066 align:center No, man. 01:29:01.691 --> 01:29:04.861 align:center The more he was jailed, the more famous he became. 01:29:05.445 --> 01:29:06.947 align:center Because he was always right. 01:29:07.155 --> 01:29:09.449 align:center So, if we are right, and keep getting jailed... then? 01:29:09.699 --> 01:29:11.952 align:center Then, like Gandhi, we too will have our statue in the park. 01:29:14.704 --> 01:29:16.665 align:center Our mug shots on currency! 01:29:18.708 --> 01:29:20.418 align:center Streets named after us. 01:29:22.963 --> 01:29:25.507 align:center Books about our friendship. 01:29:25.924 --> 01:29:28.009 align:center Chapter 6, Munna and Circuit... 01:29:28.551 --> 01:29:30.887 align:center Politicians singing our praises. 01:29:31.137 --> 01:29:34.849 align:center As long as Sun will rise, Munna-Circuit's fame will thrive. 01:29:35.141 --> 01:29:37.644 align:center My birthday will be 'Munna Day". 01:29:37.936 --> 01:29:39.479 align:center A national holiday. 01:29:41.439 --> 01:29:43.358 align:center Honored as a dry day. 01:29:45.610 --> 01:29:47.487 align:center No no... not a dry day. 01:29:48.196 --> 01:29:49.614 align:center Your bail's given. 01:29:51.491 --> 01:29:52.409 align:center Pen. 01:29:58.540 --> 01:30:02.210 align:center Thank you. You got us out. 01:30:02.794 --> 01:30:06.047 align:center No, Murli, thank you. You went to prison for us! 01:30:06.798 --> 01:30:08.842 align:center Emotional touchy moment. 01:30:09.801 --> 01:30:12.387 align:center Was a one-night lesson enough or should I put you in for life? 01:30:12.929 --> 01:30:14.431 align:center Awesome! Then they'd name a city after us!! 01:30:14.931 --> 01:30:16.558 align:center "Minneapolis... Munna-polis!" 01:30:17.017 --> 01:30:19.394 align:center "Switzerland... Circuit-land!" 01:30:19.978 --> 01:30:22.355 align:center Monaco... Munna-co!! 01:30:23.023 --> 01:30:26.067 align:center Why are you messing with me? 01:30:26.901 --> 01:30:29.154 align:center I have the police, the power, the money. 01:30:29.529 --> 01:30:34.451 align:center What do you have? - I have Bapu, 'Uncle'! 01:30:35.076 --> 01:30:36.953 align:center And I have the radio, dude! 01:30:40.957 --> 01:30:45.336 align:center Good Morning, Mumbai. Welcome to our new show. 01:30:45.837 --> 01:30:48.173 align:center "Mahatma's Magic" - 100 years back... 01:30:48.506 --> 01:30:50.425 align:center a cool dude came to our country! 01:30:50.967 --> 01:30:52.385 align:center Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. 01:30:52.886 --> 01:30:55.388 align:center Bapu showed us the right way to live our life. 01:30:55.847 --> 01:30:57.182 align:center Sadly, we've forgotten that path today. 01:30:57.474 --> 01:31:00.310 align:center I want you to imagine that Bapu's with us in the studio! 01:31:00.810 --> 01:31:04.105 align:center You tell us your problem, and we solve it with Gandhism! 01:31:04.564 --> 01:31:06.357 align:center In return, we seek your support. 01:31:06.858 --> 01:31:09.277 align:center Our friend is very unwell. - He's in a critical condition. 01:31:09.819 --> 01:31:13.698 align:center But he doesn't think he's sick. Help me heal him. 01:31:14.115 --> 01:31:16.242 align:center Dial now, Mumbai! 01:31:16.785 --> 01:31:18.828 align:center Bapu, we're going live... stay with me! 01:31:19.954 --> 01:31:23.041 align:center Wow... our first call. Got disconnected!! 01:31:23.416 --> 01:31:25.752 align:center No, we got cut off. Let's call him back! 01:31:26.503 --> 01:31:27.420 align:center Okay. 01:31:36.846 --> 01:31:38.473 align:center Hello. - Why did you disconnect? 01:31:41.017 --> 01:31:44.312 align:center Hey, what's eating you, buddy? 01:31:44.813 --> 01:31:47.941 align:center You can't help me. - Give it a shot. 01:31:49.818 --> 01:31:53.363 align:center I need Rs.700,000. - For what?" 01:31:53.947 --> 01:31:57.283 align:center I lost my father's savings in the stock market. 01:31:58.493 --> 01:32:01.079 align:center My friend had said I would double my money. 01:32:02.997 --> 01:32:04.916 align:center Dad was saving to buy a house. 01:32:08.503 --> 01:32:10.171 align:center Now how do I get it back? 01:32:11.548 --> 01:32:14.008 align:center That's very easy. - Simple. 01:32:15.093 --> 01:32:16.719 align:center How? - Reduce expenses. 01:32:16.970 --> 01:32:20.223 align:center Work more. Pay it back penny by penny. 01:32:21.558 --> 01:32:25.186 align:center Work twice as hard, spend less and save your money. 01:32:25.478 --> 01:32:29.816 align:center It'll take me 10 years to earn so much. What do I do now? 01:32:30.316 --> 01:32:31.276 align:center First... 01:32:31.776 --> 01:32:34.737 align:center you must be brave, admit the truth to your father. 01:32:37.824 --> 01:32:43.121 align:center First, don't be a wuss and confess! 01:32:44.539 --> 01:32:47.250 align:center I'd rather commit suicide! 01:32:47.625 --> 01:32:48.543 align:center Are you crazy? 01:32:48.960 --> 01:32:51.087 align:center Why make your father suffer For your mistake? 01:32:51.546 --> 01:32:53.423 align:center Think your dad will enjoy seeing your dead body? 01:32:53.923 --> 01:32:58.178 align:center Those shoulders you rode on as a child will now bear the weight of your coffin." 01:32:59.220 --> 01:33:01.890 align:center For six months he won't believe you're gone. 01:33:02.849 --> 01:33:07.979 align:center He'll keep calling your phone, hoping you'll answer. 01:33:08.938 --> 01:33:10.064 align:center Bloody idiot. 01:33:13.776 --> 01:33:15.904 align:center What should I do? 01:33:17.488 --> 01:33:19.115 align:center What's your name? 01:33:20.033 --> 01:33:21.826 align:center Victor... Victor D'Souza. 01:33:22.452 --> 01:33:24.704 align:center Listen, Victor. He's your father. 01:33:24.996 --> 01:33:26.706 align:center Don't hide the truth from him. 01:33:28.374 --> 01:33:32.837 align:center One day, I woke up. Found my dad was no more. 01:33:34.839 --> 01:33:37.133 align:center There was so much I wanted to share with him. 01:33:37.967 --> 01:33:39.928 align:center But I never did. 01:33:41.846 --> 01:33:43.932 align:center Where's your father now? - In his room. 01:33:44.265 --> 01:33:47.852 align:center What's he doing? - Don't know. The doors closed. 01:33:48.311 --> 01:33:50.230 align:center Open the door. Go in. 01:33:51.814 --> 01:33:53.733 align:center But... - Don't think, Victor. Just go in. 01:34:13.586 --> 01:34:15.421 align:center Don't think. Go in. 01:34:17.799 --> 01:34:18.716 align:center Go inside. 01:34:22.428 --> 01:34:23.388 align:center Go in, Victor. 01:34:26.599 --> 01:34:28.142 align:center GO. 01:34:34.023 --> 01:34:36.901 align:center Now what? What have you done this time? 01:34:38.444 --> 01:34:41.698 align:center What are you standing there for? What is it? 01:34:42.448 --> 01:34:43.408 align:center Tell him... 01:34:47.120 --> 01:34:47.829 align:center Is there a radio in there? 01:34:49.539 --> 01:34:51.874 align:center Yes. - Who are you talking to? 01:34:52.500 --> 01:34:54.127 align:center Turn on the radio. 01:34:58.423 --> 01:35:01.843 align:center Mr. D'Souza. Your son wants to tell you something. 01:35:02.510 --> 01:35:05.847 align:center Mumbai city is listening in. Speak up, Victor. Tell him. 01:35:07.515 --> 01:35:12.687 align:center Dad, I wanted to tell you earlier... 01:35:13.479 --> 01:35:17.066 align:center Don't beat around the bush, Victor. Get to the point... tell him. 01:35:17.775 --> 01:35:20.069 align:center Daddy, I've lost your Rs.700,000 in the stock market. 01:35:35.960 --> 01:35:37.879 align:center Don't raise your hand, Mr. D'souza. 01:35:39.297 --> 01:35:43.134 align:center If you hit him now he will always be scared to say the truth! 01:35:43.468 --> 01:35:45.386 align:center Dad, I'll stay away from the stock market. 01:35:45.803 --> 01:35:50.308 align:center I'll do any job. Deliver newspapers. Tutor kids. 01:35:50.808 --> 01:35:52.769 align:center I'll save every penny and pay you back. 01:35:53.019 --> 01:35:55.730 align:center I know what you're thinking, Mr. D'souza. 01:35:56.481 --> 01:35:59.901 align:center How can he earn Rs.700,000 delivering newspapers? 01:36:00.818 --> 01:36:03.946 align:center But you've got your son back, sir. 01:36:04.489 --> 01:36:06.407 align:center Silly chap wanted to kill himself. 01:36:08.159 --> 01:36:11.079 align:center He'll get onto the right path now. 01:36:12.580 --> 01:36:16.084 align:center Dad, Uncle Francis runs a taxi service. 01:36:16.834 --> 01:36:18.711 align:center He's always looking for drivers. 01:36:19.754 --> 01:36:21.172 align:center Could you recommend me? 01:36:22.924 --> 01:36:27.762 align:center Dad, if I drive a cab, I hope you won't be embarrassed. 01:36:28.513 --> 01:36:30.306 align:center I won't drive in our neighborhood. 01:36:30.848 --> 01:36:31.849 align:center Enough. 01:36:33.476 --> 01:36:35.103 align:center Don't make me cry. 01:36:35.812 --> 01:36:36.813 align:center Go in. 01:36:38.481 --> 01:36:40.108 align:center Give me your phone. 01:36:48.408 --> 01:36:49.200 align:center Hello? 01:36:49.492 --> 01:36:55.248 align:center Sir, I don't know who you are. Or what you said to my son. 01:36:56.541 --> 01:37:01.421 align:center But I do know that today my little boy... 01:37:02.880 --> 01:37:04.757 align:center has become a Man. 01:37:06.634 --> 01:37:08.136 align:center God bless you! 01:37:26.571 --> 01:37:28.072 align:center That's my Bro. Yes, my Bro. 01:37:28.448 --> 01:37:31.742 align:center If you liked our show, then please send our sick friend some flowers... 01:37:32.118 --> 01:37:35.371 align:center ...with a 'Get well soon' card. His address is... - 41... 01:37:39.459 --> 01:37:43.296 align:center "In the light of dense despair, gentle light of hope he spread..." 01:37:43.796 --> 01:37:47.717 align:center "gripping the hand of truth, he taught us to be unafraid." 01:37:55.391 --> 01:37:57.643 align:center Hello! - What's this on the radio? 01:37:58.144 --> 01:38:00.771 align:center Munna's just a thug who wants to Extort money form me! 01:38:01.355 --> 01:38:05.651 align:center Look, I don't want a house Obtained illegally! 01:38:06.194 --> 01:38:07.778 align:center Sir, the legal papers are with me. 01:38:08.196 --> 01:38:10.656 align:center Astrologically, that house is very lucky! 01:38:11.157 --> 01:38:12.492 align:center Don't let it go. 01:38:12.783 --> 01:38:16.037 align:center I've heard the residents are protesting outside your house? 01:38:16.329 --> 01:38:20.041 align:center Don't worry. By tomorrow, it will be over. I promise you, Sir. 01:38:20.458 --> 01:38:21.584 align:center Be careful. 01:38:21.959 --> 01:38:25.296 align:center Don't tarnish our name. Goodbye! 01:38:33.804 --> 01:38:36.265 align:center Pops, hope you're not doing anything wrong. 01:38:38.851 --> 01:38:39.769 align:center Pops. 01:38:45.733 --> 01:38:46.651 align:center I'm sorry. 01:38:48.861 --> 01:38:50.488 align:center You're a good man 01:38:59.163 --> 01:39:01.123 align:center Hello. - Hello, Munna. 01:39:02.166 --> 01:39:04.460 align:center Look, we're old friends. 01:39:04.919 --> 01:39:07.129 align:center I'm making you a great offer. 01:39:07.922 --> 01:39:11.676 align:center First, stop the Oprah-On-Radio! And get the wrinkles off my sidewalk! 01:39:12.927 --> 01:39:16.514 align:center In return I have a '4 point package' for you. 01:39:18.140 --> 01:39:22.687 align:center 1. A house for the sad sacks, same size, color... 01:39:23.271 --> 01:39:24.689 align:center ...but out of the city! 01:39:25.106 --> 01:39:29.235 align:center 2. A terrace apartment for you and your lovely parakeet! 01:39:29.944 --> 01:39:33.739 align:center 3. A car, a driver in uniform - all white! 01:39:34.490 --> 01:39:38.244 align:center 4. Your kid's education, in a private school, paid for in advance! 01:39:38.828 --> 01:39:42.415 align:center Might become Professors some day!! 01:39:43.874 --> 01:39:46.085 align:center When I peek through my window at 7 a.m. Tomorrow... 01:39:46.377 --> 01:39:48.504 align:center ...I better find the road's geography changed... 01:39:50.423 --> 01:39:52.508 align:center ...or Jhanvi will discover your entire history! 01:39:53.217 --> 01:39:54.802 align:center Sleep on it. 01:39:55.886 --> 01:39:57.722 align:center Your time starts now. 01:40:00.850 --> 01:40:01.767 align:center What do I do, Bapu? 01:40:02.268 --> 01:40:07.189 align:center Do as I say, and Lucky will be powerless! 01:40:08.232 --> 01:40:10.109 align:center Tell me quickly, Bapu! 01:40:10.484 --> 01:40:14.488 align:center Tell Jhanvi the truth before Lucky does. 01:40:14.905 --> 01:40:15.781 align:center What? 01:40:16.198 --> 01:40:19.118 align:center Whoever bowls, the wicket that tumbles will be mine. 01:40:19.827 --> 01:40:21.120 align:center She will leave me. 01:40:21.370 --> 01:40:26.125 align:center Be fearless. Continue your peaceful protest. 01:40:26.876 --> 01:40:29.128 align:center She is bound to come back to you! 01:40:30.379 --> 01:40:32.548 align:center How will I tell her, Bapu? I'm going to need lots of courage. 01:40:34.300 --> 01:40:39.722 align:center When I was 15, I stole some gold from my brother. 01:40:40.973 --> 01:40:42.391 align:center You stole? 01:40:43.309 --> 01:40:45.102 align:center No way. What happened then? 01:40:45.353 --> 01:40:47.772 align:center It started bothering me. I couldn't sleep. 01:40:48.856 --> 01:40:53.277 align:center I decided to confess to my father. 01:40:55.029 --> 01:40:59.492 align:center But I couldn't find the courage. So I wrote him a letter instead. 01:41:00.409 --> 01:41:02.703 align:center I begged for forgiveness. 01:41:03.287 --> 01:41:08.167 align:center And swore to always be honest. 01:41:09.168 --> 01:41:11.545 align:center Did your dad spank you silly? 01:41:12.171 --> 01:41:18.094 align:center No. But he wept. Then he tore the letter and went to sleep. 01:41:18.803 --> 01:41:19.762 align:center He went to sleep? 01:41:20.221 --> 01:41:24.183 align:center I wept by his bedside all night... 01:41:25.184 --> 01:41:27.478 align:center that night will always stay with me! 01:41:28.354 --> 01:41:30.481 align:center Your father forgave you, didn't he, Bapu? 01:41:33.901 --> 01:41:36.112 align:center It took a while but he did. 01:41:38.197 --> 01:41:39.532 align:center It's settled then! 01:41:39.907 --> 01:41:41.617 align:center I will write her a letter too. 01:41:41.909 --> 01:41:43.786 align:center I'll give it to her tomorrow at 6 a.m. 01:41:44.328 --> 01:41:45.621 align:center Why not now? 01:41:52.294 --> 01:41:55.089 align:center Let me be with her tonight, Bapu. 01:41:56.590 --> 01:41:58.217 align:center Tomorrow, I know she'll leave me. 01:41:58.676 --> 01:42:03.431 align:center I want to cherish this last night with her, until she returns! 01:42:04.515 --> 01:42:05.474 align:center Please, Bapu. 01:42:06.475 --> 01:42:08.728 align:center Alright! Tomorrow 6 a.m. 01:42:09.145 --> 01:42:10.062 align:center Promise! 01:42:26.078 --> 01:42:27.747 align:center What are you writing? 01:42:28.330 --> 01:42:30.291 align:center A letter. - To whom? 01:42:33.878 --> 01:42:35.796 align:center I'll stand in your place. Go, get some sleep. 01:42:37.673 --> 01:42:40.301 align:center No. I won't get sleep tonight. 01:42:40.676 --> 01:42:44.847 align:center Grandpa says, 'When you're sad, close your eyes...' 01:42:45.139 --> 01:42:47.933 align:center '... flash back into your life's happy scenes..." 01:42:48.267 --> 01:42:51.103 align:center '... and your smile will return.' Go on. Close your eyes. 01:42:53.939 --> 01:42:55.232 align:center What do you see? 01:42:55.649 --> 01:42:57.276 align:center Radio. - Radio? 01:42:57.985 --> 01:43:00.446 align:center When I hear 'Good Morning Mumbai' on the radio... 01:43:01.030 --> 01:43:04.492 align:center Sir-Kit says I get a smile on my mug! 01:43:07.870 --> 01:43:10.456 align:center Say it for me once, please? - Here? No... 01:43:11.457 --> 01:43:14.168 align:center Please... - Not here, Murli! No way! 01:43:23.177 --> 01:43:27.431 align:center Good Morning, Mumbai. 01:43:28.307 --> 01:43:29.975 align:center ...And welcome to our late night show. 01:43:30.434 --> 01:43:34.313 align:center The night is silent, the stars are somber... 01:43:34.897 --> 01:43:40.319 align:center ...as they know something's eating Prof. Sharma. 01:43:40.861 --> 01:43:43.781 align:center Breaking News! His pocket hides a love letter! 01:43:44.323 --> 01:43:45.449 align:center Let me take a guess... 01:43:45.866 --> 01:43:49.203 align:center ...as to who it's for? 01:43:49.912 --> 01:43:51.205 align:center Possibly me? 01:43:51.997 --> 01:43:57.002 align:center Perhaps he wishes to say something, But doesn't know how. 01:43:58.921 --> 01:44:01.006 align:center I know what he wants to say... 01:44:01.966 --> 01:44:04.134 align:center You don't! - Then tell me! 01:44:04.552 --> 01:44:06.971 align:center I will, tomorrow at 6 a.m. 01:44:11.892 --> 01:44:13.727 align:center "I know what you'll say." 01:44:14.603 --> 01:44:17.064 align:center "But I want to know how you'll say it." 01:44:18.524 --> 01:44:20.317 align:center "Say it in such a way..." 01:44:20.818 --> 01:44:22.862 align:center "that I remember this moment forever." 01:44:23.863 --> 01:44:25.739 align:center I'll eagerly wait for 6 a.m. 01:44:31.495 --> 01:44:34.748 align:center "This waiting is so hard... moments endlessly last." 01:44:35.165 --> 01:44:38.127 align:center "Why can't this ache end... moments endlessly last." 01:44:38.544 --> 01:44:41.797 align:center "This waiting is so hard... moments endlessly last." 01:44:42.172 --> 01:44:45.134 align:center "Why can't this ache end... moments endlessly last." 01:44:45.551 --> 01:44:48.804 align:center "Be still... my aching heart." 01:44:49.221 --> 01:44:52.057 align:center "Fret not! This too shall pass!" 01:44:52.600 --> 01:44:55.769 align:center "Why can't this ache end... moments endlessly last." 01:44:56.103 --> 01:44:59.106 align:center "Why can't this ache end... moments endlessly last." 01:44:59.523 --> 01:45:02.484 align:center "This waiting is so hard... moments endlessly last." 01:45:03.027 --> 01:45:05.988 align:center "Why can't this ache end... moments endlessly last." 01:45:14.830 --> 01:45:17.458 align:center "My sweetheart..." 01:45:18.500 --> 01:45:20.753 align:center "I fear..." 01:45:21.837 --> 01:45:24.173 align:center "...this long, dreary Night." 01:45:24.548 --> 01:45:27.760 align:center "O' Dawn, won't you end my plight!" 01:45:28.844 --> 01:45:31.764 align:center "This wait is a crime..." 01:45:32.264 --> 01:45:35.017 align:center " feels like a lifetime!" 01:45:35.601 --> 01:45:38.145 align:center "O' this long, dreary Night..." 01:45:38.520 --> 01:45:42.024 align:center "...Dawn... end my plight!" 01:45:43.025 --> 01:45:46.320 align:center "With you by my side, your arms around me..." 01:45:46.820 --> 01:45:49.907 align:center "...I know, my love... That I'm Home!" 01:45:50.366 --> 01:45:53.160 align:center "With you by my side, your arms around me..." 01:45:53.869 --> 01:45:57.081 align:center "...I know, my love... That I'm Home!" 01:45:57.498 --> 01:46:00.459 align:center "With you by my side, I have an ally." 01:46:01.043 --> 01:46:04.171 align:center "And I know, my dear, you're my sheltering sky!" 01:46:04.630 --> 01:46:07.466 align:center "I wish, I hope, that I could spend..." 01:46:08.050 --> 01:46:11.011 align:center "...my every breath, with you, my friend!" 01:46:11.387 --> 01:46:14.306 align:center "This waiting is so hard... moments endlessly last." 01:46:14.807 --> 01:46:17.893 align:center "Why can't this ache end... moments endlessly last." 01:46:35.953 --> 01:46:40.749 align:center How will this little letter enclose... 01:46:46.588 --> 01:46:52.177 align:center what your whole heart aches to disclose. 01:47:24.334 --> 01:47:25.919 align:center Oye, rocking! 01:47:28.839 --> 01:47:30.507 align:center Security. Send Munna up! 01:47:33.927 --> 01:47:36.138 align:center Oh ho, well played Munna. 01:47:36.472 --> 01:47:38.474 align:center In one ball, all oldies out. 01:47:38.974 --> 01:47:42.311 align:center The apartment, car, driver... consider your life is set! 01:47:42.811 --> 01:47:46.231 align:center Why don't you also get married, these flowers won't get wasted! 01:47:47.816 --> 01:47:51.236 align:center You got it wrong, Lucky. I've told Jhanvi the truth. 01:47:51.862 --> 01:47:54.865 align:center My conscience is clean. I'm not afraid of you anymore. 01:47:55.866 --> 01:47:57.451 align:center You're a strange character. 01:47:57.993 --> 01:48:01.288 align:center I was winding up to pitch, and you struck yourself out! 01:48:01.830 --> 01:48:03.415 align:center The game is not over, Lucky! 01:48:03.916 --> 01:48:07.461 align:center I'll protest peacefully till you return the house. 01:48:08.003 --> 01:48:10.839 align:center All alone? Your team vanished, buddy. 01:48:11.924 --> 01:48:15.886 align:center I still have one mighty player. Your best move can't get him out! 01:48:16.470 --> 01:48:18.138 align:center Who? - Bapu. 01:48:18.806 --> 01:48:21.266 align:center Who's that? - The Father of the nation. 01:48:21.767 --> 01:48:23.102 align:center Mahatma Gandhi. 01:48:24.520 --> 01:48:28.232 align:center Why are you obsessed with Bapu? His ways don't work today... 01:48:28.774 --> 01:48:33.904 align:center ...Just as they didn't then. 3 bullets got him. Remember? 01:48:34.321 --> 01:48:35.405 align:center But who really won? 01:48:35.823 --> 01:48:39.118 align:center The one who fired the bullet, or the one who took it in the chest? 01:48:39.535 --> 01:48:44.373 align:center Correct! In whose honor do we have the dry day? 01:48:45.457 --> 01:48:47.918 align:center Correct! Whose statue is in the park? 01:48:48.293 --> 01:48:50.337 align:center Correct! Whose face is on currency notes? 01:48:50.838 --> 01:48:52.464 align:center Who the hell are you talking to? 01:48:53.006 --> 01:48:58.762 align:center Lucky, I'm going to share a secret with you. 01:48:59.847 --> 01:49:01.765 align:center I see Mahatma Gandhi. 01:49:02.516 --> 01:49:06.061 align:center You mean his...? - He's right next to you... 01:49:06.478 --> 01:49:08.188 align:center Looking at you so lovingly! 01:49:08.522 --> 01:49:10.482 align:center Who...? - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. 01:49:10.983 --> 01:49:12.276 align:center Heard that? - No... 01:49:12.776 --> 01:49:15.445 align:center Bapu, once more. - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. 01:49:15.988 --> 01:49:17.030 align:center Heard it now? 01:49:17.948 --> 01:49:22.703 align:center Dude, Bapu won't leave till you change! 01:49:23.412 --> 01:49:26.248 align:center Munna, you're in trauma. 01:49:26.790 --> 01:49:28.333 align:center Go home. Rest. 01:49:28.792 --> 01:49:31.253 align:center Lucky, return the house. 01:49:31.628 --> 01:49:33.213 align:center Why mess with Bapu? 01:49:33.964 --> 01:49:35.048 align:center Get out! 01:49:35.632 --> 01:49:38.135 align:center Tell Bapu, I don't give a sparrow's fart. That house is Mine! 01:49:40.512 --> 01:49:43.432 align:center You know, But no. Watch my Gandhi-ing now. 01:49:47.519 --> 01:49:51.148 align:center No slaps, no guns, but I'll get back the house. 01:49:51.815 --> 01:49:55.194 align:center In fact, you will hand me the key. With a smile. 01:49:56.028 --> 01:49:58.739 align:center Make room. More flowers will follow. 01:50:01.283 --> 01:50:02.242 align:center Get out! 01:50:02.951 --> 01:50:05.245 align:center Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi indeed...! 01:50:20.052 --> 01:50:23.347 align:center Good Morning, Mumbai. 01:50:24.681 --> 01:50:26.350 align:center Our friend's in a coma. 01:50:26.850 --> 01:50:28.435 align:center He can't tell right from wrong. 01:50:28.852 --> 01:50:31.188 align:center Look Jhanvi, the show must go on. 01:50:31.521 --> 01:50:34.358 align:center It's a big hit. - Unbelievable! 01:50:37.611 --> 01:50:39.196 align:center Hello. What's the problem? 01:50:39.863 --> 01:50:42.991 align:center My Dad has chosen a groom for me from the matrimonials. 01:50:43.533 --> 01:50:45.994 align:center He says I'm to meet him once and decide. 01:50:46.536 --> 01:50:51.208 align:center He'll be on his best behavior! 01:50:53.043 --> 01:50:59.132 align:center To judge someone, observe how he treats the less fortunate. 01:51:01.593 --> 01:51:03.845 align:center Where are you calling from? - A restaurant. 01:51:04.596 --> 01:51:05.847 align:center He's on his way! 01:51:06.223 --> 01:51:10.060 align:center Simple! If he says, 'chu... chu..." when calling the steward ... 01:51:10.477 --> 01:51:11.728 align:center ...run! 01:51:22.030 --> 01:51:25.242 align:center You must be Priya... I'm Rahul. - Yeah. Hi. 01:51:25.575 --> 01:51:27.786 align:center Pleasure to meet you. What can I get for you? 01:51:28.870 --> 01:51:30.289 align:center Tea. - Sure! 01:51:36.920 --> 01:51:37.838 align:center "Chu chu..." 01:51:40.549 --> 01:51:42.801 align:center Yes, sir? - One cappuccino for me... 01:51:43.135 --> 01:51:47.389 align:center and a tea for the lady... where'd she go? 01:51:48.890 --> 01:51:49.766 align:center Thanks a lot, Murli. 01:51:50.017 --> 01:51:52.978 align:center If I had to live with Mr. 'Chu Chu', I'd die. 01:51:55.063 --> 01:51:56.189 align:center "People of Mumbai..." 01:51:56.523 --> 01:52:01.486 align:center ...if you spot Lucky Singh, give him and tell him to be kind, not cruel. 01:52:01.862 --> 01:52:03.947 align:center Get well soon, dude!! 01:52:08.327 --> 01:52:09.202 align:center Hey! Here! 01:52:14.041 --> 01:52:17.044 align:center Don't want any. - It's a free gift for you, 'Uncle' 01:52:17.544 --> 01:52:20.380 align:center Get well soon, Lucky. - Buzz off, you flea! 01:52:48.283 --> 01:52:52.454 align:center The guy who lives upstairs loves chewing tobacco... 01:52:52.996 --> 01:52:58.460 align:center ...but more than that, he loves spitting it in front of my door! 01:52:59.544 --> 01:53:01.213 align:center I feel like strangling him! 01:53:03.507 --> 01:53:05.217 align:center Aha!! Do the opposite! 01:53:06.093 --> 01:53:07.803 align:center Every time he spits... 01:53:09.930 --> 01:53:12.182 align:center ...give him a smile! 01:53:15.602 --> 01:53:17.354 align:center Let that Picasso see you leaning his graffiti! 01:53:17.813 --> 01:53:21.149 align:center "No gun, no sword, not even a knife..." 01:53:21.566 --> 01:53:25.737 align:center "our mighty weapon is smile, not strife." 01:53:29.533 --> 01:53:33.078 align:center "He taught us love, lived for the nation's dignity..." 01:53:33.495 --> 01:53:37.332 align:center "he taught all humans the essence of humanity." 01:53:41.795 --> 01:53:45.132 align:center For 3 days, I've cleaned his mess. I know he won't change. 01:53:45.424 --> 01:53:49.469 align:center Bapu says, 'Don't lose faith'. One day, his own shame will stop him. 01:54:01.857 --> 01:54:02.774 align:center Sorry...! 01:54:07.654 --> 01:54:10.282 align:center Three cheers for Gandhi-ing! 01:54:48.820 --> 01:54:51.406 align:center Flowers? I know what you're up to! 01:54:51.823 --> 01:54:53.700 align:center Stop mocking me! I know everything! 01:54:54.201 --> 01:54:56.703 align:center You need to 'Get well soon'! 01:55:03.668 --> 01:55:05.212 align:center I'm a retired teacher, son. 01:55:05.712 --> 01:55:08.381 align:center I've taught my students never to bribe. 01:55:08.882 --> 01:55:11.968 align:center But now, I'm being forced to bribe to get my own pension! 01:55:12.344 --> 01:55:14.262 align:center The pension officer has withheld it For 2 years. 01:55:14.804 --> 01:55:18.183 align:center I'm in serious trouble, son. 01:55:18.767 --> 01:55:21.770 align:center That pension is your right, sir! We'll get it out of him! 01:55:23.271 --> 01:55:25.273 align:center What should I do, son? 01:55:25.815 --> 01:55:29.861 align:center Shame him. Show the world how corrupt he is. 01:55:30.278 --> 01:55:31.863 align:center I have an idea. 01:55:39.329 --> 01:55:40.288 align:center Greetings... 01:55:42.707 --> 01:55:44.167 align:center Here, Rs.1,200. 01:55:46.336 --> 01:55:48.672 align:center Rs.1,200 won't get you anywhere Mister. 01:55:49.005 --> 01:55:51.258 align:center Be patient, son. I have more! 01:55:52.801 --> 01:55:55.262 align:center My glasses are worth Rs.500. 01:55:57.764 --> 01:55:59.558 align:center Hearing aid, Rs.500. 01:56:00.809 --> 01:56:03.228 align:center My watch, Rs.800. 01:56:04.437 --> 01:56:06.982 align:center My diabetes pills, Rs.18. 01:56:07.399 --> 01:56:10.694 align:center Hey, hey, what's going on? - Just a minute. 01:56:14.281 --> 01:56:15.991 align:center What on earth are you doing? 01:56:18.410 --> 01:56:20.036 align:center Shirt! Rs.200. 01:56:20.620 --> 01:56:23.123 align:center Please stop! - Just a minute... 01:56:25.625 --> 01:56:28.545 align:center Your vest?! - That's Rs.25. 01:56:31.298 --> 01:56:33.049 align:center My belt's Rs.100. 01:56:33.633 --> 01:56:35.969 align:center Shoes, Rs.300. 01:56:37.304 --> 01:56:42.058 align:center Please stop, Sir. It's enough. I beg you. 01:56:42.642 --> 01:56:45.729 align:center I'll approve your pension. Just stop. 01:56:46.021 --> 01:56:47.606 align:center My trousers, Rs.300. 01:56:47.981 --> 01:56:49.232 align:center I will sign. 01:56:52.319 --> 01:56:54.237 align:center Hey! Bring this man his pension. Hurry. 01:56:56.072 --> 01:56:58.992 align:center Three cheers for Gandhi-ing! 01:57:02.329 --> 01:57:05.999 align:center "No need for bloodshed, no need for rage..." 01:57:06.374 --> 01:57:09.919 align:center "the goodness of Gandhi will win any war you wage." 01:57:10.295 --> 01:57:12.088 align:center "We salute you, O Motherland..." 01:57:12.631 --> 01:57:14.007 align:center "for giving us this fearless man." 01:57:17.927 --> 01:57:19.721 align:center Heard his show? 01:57:20.639 --> 01:57:22.182 align:center Don't worry. Just switch off the radio. 01:57:22.724 --> 01:57:25.769 align:center Switching off the radio won't switch off his voice. 01:57:26.394 --> 01:57:28.521 align:center "The city is mesmerized." 01:57:29.314 --> 01:57:31.232 align:center My driver spat on the street... 01:57:31.733 --> 01:57:35.236 align:center ...and 4 boys cleaned it cheerfully! 01:57:35.779 --> 01:57:37.864 align:center He's mentally unstable. He's crazy. 01:57:38.198 --> 01:57:40.116 align:center "You told me he was a goon." - Yes! 01:57:40.617 --> 01:57:42.994 align:center Is he a goon or is he nuts? - He's a nutty goon. 01:57:43.328 --> 01:57:45.580 align:center "Well, I don't think he's either." 01:57:46.331 --> 01:57:48.249 align:center The whole city is supporting him. 01:57:48.708 --> 01:57:51.169 align:center And by tomorrow, he'll be out of this city. 01:57:51.670 --> 01:57:53.630 align:center You've said that before too. 01:57:54.839 --> 01:57:59.219 align:center Give me 24 hours. I'll prove he's insane. 01:58:01.680 --> 01:58:03.264 align:center Cuckoo... - Yes, Sir. 01:58:03.723 --> 01:58:05.975 align:center Call a press conference. - Press conference? 01:58:06.351 --> 01:58:07.894 align:center Invite Munna. 01:58:08.645 --> 01:58:12.148 align:center Tell him I am returning the house. 01:58:15.694 --> 01:58:16.611 align:center Friends... 01:58:17.278 --> 01:58:18.988 align:center ...I have the legal papers... 01:58:20.281 --> 01:58:22.200 align:center ...and also the possession of the house. 01:58:22.659 --> 01:58:25.120 align:center So legally the house is mine. 01:58:28.623 --> 01:58:34.546 align:center But when I heard Mahatma Gandhi was interested in this house... 01:58:35.296 --> 01:58:37.257 align:center I said, 'Here. Take the key". 01:58:38.425 --> 01:58:41.177 align:center Could I ever refuse such a great man? 01:58:42.637 --> 01:58:45.557 align:center Munna, tell them that you can see Mahatma Gandhi. 01:58:46.933 --> 01:58:48.685 align:center It's true. I'm not lying... 01:58:49.769 --> 01:58:51.938 align:center they are close friends. Murli, take over. 01:58:53.398 --> 01:58:55.233 align:center Hey, you just blurted out my secret!! 01:58:57.318 --> 01:58:59.571 align:center Friends, it's true. 01:59:00.655 --> 01:59:02.741 align:center I can see Mahatma Gandhi. 01:59:03.867 --> 01:59:05.577 align:center He's taught me a lot. 01:59:05.827 --> 01:59:09.706 align:center I was going to tan Lucky's hide! Bapu stopped me. 01:59:10.123 --> 01:59:13.168 align:center He said 'Change him with kindness.' 01:59:13.752 --> 01:59:16.671 align:center And look, he's a changed man today! 01:59:18.423 --> 01:59:22.844 align:center Is this a joke? - Would I joke with Bapu around? 01:59:23.303 --> 01:59:25.180 align:center You mean he's here? 01:59:26.306 --> 01:59:28.558 align:center Right behind me, in full support! 01:59:36.357 --> 01:59:39.527 align:center Silence... silence. Please sit down. 01:59:41.279 --> 01:59:44.699 align:center Give me 2 minutes, I'll get the facts out. 01:59:46.326 --> 01:59:50.705 align:center Mr. Murli, I have 5 questions for Mr. Gandhi. 01:59:51.247 --> 01:59:54.125 align:center He must know the answers. 01:59:54.709 --> 01:59:56.878 align:center If you can really see him, give us his answers. 01:59:57.295 --> 02:00:00.882 align:center If the answers are correct, then we will have no option but to believe you. 02:00:01.341 --> 02:00:02.926 align:center Go ahead then. 02:00:03.343 --> 02:00:06.596 align:center Question 1; Bapu, your first name? 02:00:07.472 --> 02:00:10.558 align:center Mohandas. - Mohandas. 02:00:10.850 --> 02:00:12.560 align:center Your father's name? 02:00:13.645 --> 02:00:16.147 align:center Karamchand. - Karamchand. 02:00:16.689 --> 02:00:18.566 align:center Your mother's name? 02:00:21.444 --> 02:00:23.363 align:center "Hey, Bapu doesn't know his mother's name!" 02:00:24.030 --> 02:00:25.281 align:center Tell them, Bapu. 02:00:26.908 --> 02:00:29.244 align:center Who conferred the title 'Mahatma' on you? 02:00:33.665 --> 02:00:37.252 align:center What was the name of your ashram in South Africa? 02:00:44.217 --> 02:00:46.845 align:center Bapu, tell them. Save my reputation. 02:00:48.721 --> 02:00:50.849 align:center I still have 55 seconds left. 02:00:54.352 --> 02:00:55.270 align:center You? 02:00:58.398 --> 02:01:01.276 align:center Mr. Murli Prasad Sharma is very unwell. 02:01:01.985 --> 02:01:06.865 align:center There's a chemical imbalance in his brain. So, he thinks he sees Gandhi. 02:01:07.282 --> 02:01:10.952 align:center I've seen many a case, where the patients complain they often see... 02:01:11.327 --> 02:01:14.789 align:center ...their dead parents, wife, or their children. 02:01:15.415 --> 02:01:22.589 align:center If Mr. Gandhi was really here, he would surely reveal his mother's name. 02:01:23.381 --> 02:01:28.595 align:center You have read a lot about him, but not everything. 02:01:29.345 --> 02:01:34.183 align:center He can only answer those questions to which you know the answers! 02:01:34.726 --> 02:01:37.186 align:center What you don't know, your Gandhi illusion also will not know. 02:01:38.271 --> 02:01:40.857 align:center Now will you please come here. - Go, Munna! 02:01:44.319 --> 02:01:46.613 align:center These are the answers to the questions. 02:01:48.323 --> 02:01:51.743 align:center Read them and ask Bapu again. 02:01:52.368 --> 02:01:55.997 align:center And I'm sure he'll answer this time. 02:01:56.706 --> 02:01:58.625 align:center - "Putlibai." 02:02:03.421 --> 02:02:05.381 align:center Your mother's name? - Putlibai. 02:02:12.138 --> 02:02:13.723 align:center - "Rabindranath Tagore." 02:02:14.307 --> 02:02:16.726 align:center Who conferred the title 'Mahatma'... - Rabindranath Tagore. 02:02:23.441 --> 02:02:24.859 align:center - "Tolstoy Farm." 02:02:25.360 --> 02:02:27.820 align:center Your 'ashram' in South Africa was called...? - Tolstoy Farm. 02:02:45.463 --> 02:02:47.090 align:center Get well soon, Munna! 02:02:55.848 --> 02:02:56.724 align:center Circuit... 02:02:59.686 --> 02:03:02.188 align:center Circuit, you see Bapu, don't you? 02:03:03.356 --> 02:03:04.273 align:center Yeah... Bro. 02:03:05.483 --> 02:03:06.985 align:center Do you see him now? 02:03:10.238 --> 02:03:11.948 align:center Eh... do you? 02:03:15.618 --> 02:03:16.953 align:center See, there he is. 02:03:19.372 --> 02:03:20.873 align:center Hello, Bapu! How are you? 02:03:21.165 --> 02:03:25.169 align:center You lied to me. Why? Why'd you lie to me? 02:03:25.712 --> 02:03:27.797 align:center What could I have said, Bro? - That I'm crazy. 02:03:29.465 --> 02:03:32.593 align:center The doc's right about the chemical Cock-up in my head! 02:03:32.969 --> 02:03:34.721 align:center Don't say that, Bro. - I'm an idiot... 02:03:35.054 --> 02:03:38.558 align:center I relied on Bapu to fight my battles. Circuit, I've gone mad. 02:03:39.851 --> 02:03:42.061 align:center There's no Bapu. 02:03:43.229 --> 02:03:44.897 align:center My brain is messed up. 02:03:45.398 --> 02:03:47.984 align:center I'm mad! Mad! - No, Bro, no! 02:03:49.444 --> 02:03:51.362 align:center You'll be fine, Bro! Let's go home! 02:03:51.779 --> 02:03:55.241 align:center I'm not living here anymore. I want to go back to the village, Circuit, 02:04:08.880 --> 02:04:11.841 align:center Oye, congratulations! - Congratulations to you too. 02:04:25.605 --> 02:04:29.233 align:center Hey, what are you going to do in the village? 02:04:30.276 --> 02:04:32.153 align:center You can't even plough! 02:04:33.654 --> 02:04:37.283 align:center Bro, if I work the plough, those bulls will be jobless! 02:04:42.663 --> 02:04:45.041 align:center Hey, we could become... 02:04:45.416 --> 02:04:49.170 align:center History Professors in the village! 02:04:49.754 --> 02:04:53.674 align:center We know nothing about history. 02:04:54.509 --> 02:04:56.469 align:center So what? Neither do those villagers! 02:05:03.684 --> 02:05:05.269 align:center Hey Circuit! - Yeah, Bro. 02:05:06.479 --> 02:05:08.356 align:center I'm missing Jhanvi a lot. 02:05:08.898 --> 02:05:10.733 align:center Want to turn back, Bro? - Yeah, turn back. 02:05:16.656 --> 02:05:18.366 align:center Listen. 02:05:19.075 --> 02:05:22.453 align:center ...Simran isn't in her room. - Where is she? 02:05:31.129 --> 02:05:33.172 align:center Let's go. - Where to? 02:05:33.756 --> 02:05:34.549 align:center Anywhere. 02:05:34.799 --> 02:05:35.716 align:center Move. 02:05:45.017 --> 02:05:46.644 align:center Don't you love the guy? 02:05:52.650 --> 02:05:54.652 align:center Hey! Stop it! Should I call your mom? 02:05:56.112 --> 02:05:57.989 align:center Want to marry someone else? 02:05:59.073 --> 02:06:01.659 align:center "Stop the car. I said, stop." 02:06:02.160 --> 02:06:04.996 align:center Telling Simran was a mistake... 02:06:05.288 --> 02:06:08.583 align:center Congratulations! - Have a peg and come! 02:06:09.792 --> 02:06:11.252 align:center What did you tell her? - I said... 02:06:11.544 --> 02:06:12.503 align:center What? 02:06:13.045 --> 02:06:17.592 align:center If your in-laws ask your birth time, just make AM to PM. 02:06:19.760 --> 02:06:21.470 align:center You told her everything? 02:06:22.513 --> 02:06:25.558 align:center Go ahead and kill yourself! That was your plan, right? 02:06:27.185 --> 02:06:31.355 align:center Your mother will weep for months. I'm sure she chose dress! 02:06:31.689 --> 02:06:36.360 align:center Yes, she did! But Dad's ruined everything. 02:06:36.777 --> 02:06:39.155 align:center What's wrong? Tell me. 02:06:41.032 --> 02:06:42.408 align:center What can you do? 02:06:43.743 --> 02:06:46.537 align:center I have a friend. He can help for sure. 02:06:48.039 --> 02:06:48.998 align:center Jhanvi... 02:06:53.044 --> 02:06:54.629 align:center Just talk to him. 02:06:56.088 --> 02:07:01.135 align:center What's the hurry to die? There's a train every 2 minutes. You can die whenever! 02:07:01.552 --> 02:07:05.348 align:center Look, let me speak to Jhanvi. Just once. 02:07:06.057 --> 02:07:08.643 align:center Then it's 'Goodbye, Mumbai! ' - She's gone for the day. 02:07:09.143 --> 02:07:11.520 align:center Call her from your phone. 02:07:12.063 --> 02:07:13.940 align:center She won't speak with you. 02:07:15.191 --> 02:07:18.236 align:center Then I'll talk to her on the radio. Move aside. 02:07:18.778 --> 02:07:22.073 align:center Murli, wait! - Hey, Radiohead! Move! 02:07:23.407 --> 02:07:26.577 align:center Hey 'Uncle'. Wait out. I need to talk to Jhanvi. 02:07:27.787 --> 02:07:31.582 align:center Hey, Hair Salon... Move. 02:07:32.166 --> 02:07:34.126 align:center Doom graciousness today. 02:07:34.710 --> 02:07:37.255 align:center You move and I make a hole in your head. 02:07:38.214 --> 02:07:40.007 align:center Hey, guard... stay there! 02:07:40.633 --> 02:07:44.011 align:center Good Morning Mumbai! 02:07:45.054 --> 02:07:50.059 align:center Friends, this is my last show. But it's only for Jhanvi. 02:07:50.726 --> 02:07:56.357 align:center Everyone, switch off your radio. I need to talk to Jhanvi in private. 02:07:56.857 --> 02:07:57.650 align:center Private? 02:07:58.025 --> 02:08:01.153 align:center Jhanvi, I'm retiring. Going back to my village. 02:08:02.029 --> 02:08:04.615 align:center I Wanted to meet you once before I left. 02:08:06.784 --> 02:08:08.619 align:center Hello Jhanvi...? - "Hello, Murli?" 02:08:09.078 --> 02:08:10.454 align:center Who the hell is this? - "Victor." 02:08:10.705 --> 02:08:15.501 align:center Hey Victor. My friend. Call me back in 2 minutes. 02:08:16.043 --> 02:08:18.504 align:center Jhanvi and I are having a private chat. 02:08:19.046 --> 02:08:22.675 align:center "Murli, it's an emergency." - What? Have you blown more money? 02:08:23.718 --> 02:08:25.678 align:center Sir, turn on the radio. Simran's on-air. 02:08:27.763 --> 02:08:34.145 align:center I can't base my marriage on a lie, on a false horoscope! 02:08:34.645 --> 02:08:37.064 align:center If I bring bad luck to my husband, if he dies... 02:08:38.190 --> 02:08:39.942 align:center I won't be able to forgive myself. 02:08:40.276 --> 02:08:43.070 align:center The city is riddled with women with 'cursed stars'... 02:08:43.696 --> 02:08:47.616 align:center whose husbands are old, senile farts - still alive! 02:08:48.326 --> 02:08:51.162 align:center Don't believe in superstitious bull! 02:08:51.579 --> 02:08:54.665 align:center For some it's not 'bull'... 02:08:55.875 --> 02:08:58.210 align:center ...Dad should've respected that! 02:08:59.211 --> 02:09:00.629 align:center I hate my father. 02:09:01.130 --> 02:09:05.676 align:center Hey, don't say that! He's your Dad! 02:09:06.302 --> 02:09:09.305 align:center If I told you his name, you'd agree with me! 02:09:09.722 --> 02:09:15.519 align:center Hey... don't mess with your dad's rep in public!! I know who he is! 02:09:17.063 --> 02:09:21.734 align:center Poor guy! He's sick... help him. Don't abandon him. 02:09:22.234 --> 02:09:24.653 align:center He did all this just for you. 02:09:25.279 --> 02:09:26.947 align:center He was my hero. 02:09:27.740 --> 02:09:30.951 align:center I never thought he'd lie to me. 02:09:32.244 --> 02:09:34.288 align:center My father is a cheat. 02:09:34.789 --> 02:09:36.415 align:center I'll never go back. 02:09:36.749 --> 02:09:42.296 align:center Zip it!! When you lied as a kid, did your father abandon you? 02:09:44.715 --> 02:09:45.633 align:center He didn't, right? 02:09:46.175 --> 02:09:52.973 align:center He'd reason with you, scold you, but he never left your side! 02:09:54.183 --> 02:09:58.354 align:center Go back. - There'll be trouble if I do. 02:09:58.729 --> 02:10:01.023 align:center There'll be double trouble, if you don't. 02:10:02.024 --> 02:10:03.984 align:center Your dad will have to face it alone. 02:10:07.113 --> 02:10:09.990 align:center It's terrible when your own people abandon you in crisis. 02:10:10.741 --> 02:10:12.576 align:center I know that pain too well. 02:10:13.661 --> 02:10:15.955 align:center But I cannot lie to my in-laws. 02:10:16.455 --> 02:10:19.583 align:center Go back. Tell them the truth. 02:10:20.167 --> 02:10:22.086 align:center Let them decide how they want to react. 02:10:22.628 --> 02:10:24.380 align:center They will never agree to this match! 02:10:25.464 --> 02:10:31.011 align:center Does your fianc\xE9e love you as much as you love him? 02:10:33.597 --> 02:10:34.473 align:center I think so. 02:10:34.765 --> 02:10:38.769 align:center Then I guarantee this wedding will happen today. 02:10:39.562 --> 02:10:42.398 align:center Victor, take her back. 02:11:16.515 --> 02:11:21.353 align:center Uncle, there's something I have to say. - What's wrong, child? 02:11:28.152 --> 02:11:31.530 align:center My stars are cursed. 02:11:39.580 --> 02:11:41.457 align:center But your horoscope? - It was forged. 02:11:48.172 --> 02:11:49.924 align:center Why are you telling me now? 02:11:50.633 --> 02:11:52.843 align:center I can't start a relationship with a lie. 02:11:53.302 --> 02:12:01.393 align:center You hope to get married by speaking the truth now? 02:12:02.478 --> 02:12:04.396 align:center I love him, Sir! - Get out. 02:12:05.481 --> 02:12:07.399 align:center Get out before I slap you. 02:12:14.406 --> 02:12:15.366 align:center Let's go, Sir. 02:12:16.450 --> 02:12:18.953 align:center What's the matter, Victor? - The wedding is off, Murli. 02:12:19.453 --> 02:12:21.372 align:center What do you mean 'off'? 02:12:22.540 --> 02:12:26.377 align:center "Don't go away Jhanvi. I'll be back. Till then, listen to a song." 02:12:33.509 --> 02:12:34.426 align:center Hey, dude!! 02:12:35.803 --> 02:12:39.807 align:center You're making a big mistake. You'll never find such an incredible girl. 02:12:42.017 --> 02:12:45.354 align:center Not many girls have the courage to say the truth in public. 02:12:47.481 --> 02:12:50.568 align:center She was born at 11:55 AM. Is that her fault? 02:12:51.026 --> 02:12:53.946 align:center Why be influenced by silly stars? 02:12:54.446 --> 02:12:58.867 align:center We cannot ignore the horoscope and risk our boy dying. 02:13:00.494 --> 02:13:04.582 align:center Who are you, chief? - I'm the astrologer... Batuk Maharaj. 02:13:04.957 --> 02:13:08.961 align:center Hey Bro, the oldies lost their home because of his numerology nonsense. 02:13:09.503 --> 02:13:13.507 align:center So now you've spun a new yarn. The girl's bad luck will kill the groom! 02:13:14.091 --> 02:13:16.844 align:center How do you know that? - I've read both their horoscopes. 02:13:17.177 --> 02:13:19.680 align:center Look, chief, you're predictions can go wrong, too? 02:13:20.055 --> 02:13:22.975 align:center It hasn't happened yet. - Bro, this guy is God. 02:13:24.184 --> 02:13:26.103 align:center You know what, you select the Indian cricket team. 02:13:26.562 --> 02:13:28.939 align:center Pick guys with 100 runs in their horoscope. 02:13:29.440 --> 02:13:34.445 align:center India will never lose. 1100 - not out. - You are mocking this ancient wisdom! 02:13:35.571 --> 02:13:39.783 align:center And where was it during the Tsunami, Earthquakes... 02:13:40.159 --> 02:13:41.493 align:center floods? 02:13:41.827 --> 02:13:46.582 align:center I write horoscopes, not weather reports! 02:13:46.999 --> 02:13:50.961 align:center You don't even know your own future. How can you predict someone else's? 02:13:51.545 --> 02:13:53.922 align:center Who says I don't know my own future? 02:13:54.465 --> 02:13:57.968 align:center Then tell us what's going to happen to you in the next 2 minutes! 02:13:58.469 --> 02:14:00.554 align:center What's going to happen? - How would I know? 02:14:00.929 --> 02:14:02.014 align:center You're the astrologer here. 02:14:02.431 --> 02:14:05.100 align:center Tell me, dude. Is there some danger coming your way? 02:14:07.478 --> 02:14:08.896 align:center Danger? What danger? 02:14:09.271 --> 02:14:10.898 align:center Circuit, pull out your gun. 02:14:11.523 --> 02:14:12.650 align:center Look, danger! 02:14:13.901 --> 02:14:17.029 align:center I'm going to count till 10. 02:14:17.571 --> 02:14:20.949 align:center After 10 shoot him down, Circuit! - This is ridiculous! You can't do this. 02:14:21.408 --> 02:14:24.495 align:center If you're confident about your predictions, why worry? 02:14:25.037 --> 02:14:28.707 align:center Look, he wont budge. - Stop this joke. Listen up... 02:14:29.041 --> 02:14:33.587 align:center Friends, don't be afraid. I'm a non-violent man. 02:14:34.171 --> 02:14:37.007 align:center Even though the bullet will go through his skull... 02:14:37.549 --> 02:14:39.968 align:center What? - He will suffer no damage. 02:14:40.469 --> 02:14:42.388 align:center Guys, step aside. The bullets will go through him. 02:14:43.681 --> 02:14:44.556 align:center One. 02:14:46.141 --> 02:14:47.851 align:center Two. - Stop this nonsense. 02:14:48.435 --> 02:14:50.354 align:center Three. - Are you listening? 02:14:51.105 --> 02:14:52.022 align:center Four. 02:14:53.440 --> 02:14:54.358 align:center Five. 02:14:55.442 --> 02:14:57.361 align:center Six. - Someone say something. 02:14:57.820 --> 02:14:59.697 align:center Seven. - Sir, do something. 02:15:00.030 --> 02:15:01.365 align:center Eight. - Listen, listen... 02:15:02.116 --> 02:15:05.703 align:center Nine. - Stop! Don't say 10! 02:15:09.707 --> 02:15:13.335 align:center He's out!! Get up, Nostradamus, I have to apologize! 02:15:14.211 --> 02:15:17.339 align:center Uncle, this man doesn't know his own future. 02:15:18.090 --> 02:15:19.967 align:center How can he predict others' future? 02:15:20.592 --> 02:15:23.762 align:center Don't stop this wedding, sir! I beg youl! 02:15:26.181 --> 02:15:28.475 align:center Someone, make him understand. 02:15:30.102 --> 02:15:31.937 align:center Make him see sense. 02:15:33.397 --> 02:15:37.317 align:center A stupid goon like me can see this is wrong. 02:15:37.776 --> 02:15:39.862 align:center Why can't you educated fools understand? 02:15:50.164 --> 02:15:53.625 align:center It's good that Bapu isn't for real... 02:15:54.626 --> 02:15:59.089 align:center Or this mute nation of cowards would make him weep! 02:16:01.008 --> 02:16:03.093 align:center He died urging us to speak the truth, 02:16:03.635 --> 02:16:06.555 align:center But today honesty only gets you misery! 02:16:09.933 --> 02:16:12.895 align:center This girl dared to be honest, and the wedding is off. 02:16:15.606 --> 02:16:16.690 align:center Let's go, Circuit! 02:16:21.069 --> 02:16:26.450 align:center Take us! This sane world is driving me nuts! 02:16:32.831 --> 02:16:33.749 align:center Let's go. 02:16:36.084 --> 02:16:37.336 align:center Where's Sunny? 02:16:52.059 --> 02:16:54.019 align:center Sunny, let's go. 02:16:54.937 --> 02:16:59.483 align:center Dad, marrying her may kill me. 02:17:01.527 --> 02:17:03.612 align:center But, not marrying her is certain death for me! 02:17:07.574 --> 02:17:08.617 align:center Sorry, Dad. 02:17:21.630 --> 02:17:28.512 align:center Bro, you sure about the 'more jail - higher rep' equation? 02:17:29.972 --> 02:17:33.016 align:center Write a letter. - To whom, Bro? 02:17:34.643 --> 02:17:39.481 align:center Dear Jhanvi, I am sorry I came into your life. 02:17:41.316 --> 02:17:42.985 align:center I couldn't help it! 02:17:43.735 --> 02:17:46.154 align:center Your voice saying, 'Good Morning, Mumbai'... 02:17:47.114 --> 02:17:50.033 align:center would fill my day with sunshine. 02:17:54.121 --> 02:18:00.502 align:center And 'Good Night, Mumbai' would give me sweet dreams of you. 02:18:03.589 --> 02:18:07.593 align:center May be not this life, but in the next... 02:18:08.135 --> 02:18:09.928 align:center I'll be a real Professor, girl! 02:18:12.890 --> 02:18:16.810 align:center I'll win the quiz without cheating and come to your studio. 02:18:18.145 --> 02:18:21.940 align:center But Jhanvi, you don't change. 02:18:22.649 --> 02:18:27.529 align:center Who cares about the next life, Munna. I want to spend this life with you. 02:18:28.572 --> 02:18:32.492 align:center I'll gaze at you through the window... 02:18:33.952 --> 02:18:38.248 align:center ...as you gently flick your lock of hair! 02:18:40.709 --> 02:18:41.627 align:center Like this? 02:18:43.462 --> 02:18:50.093 align:center Next time we're in Goa, I'm going to give you the ring with full confidence. 02:18:54.431 --> 02:18:57.267 align:center How will you give me the ring? It's with me. 02:19:11.615 --> 02:19:12.532 align:center Hey, Circuit! 02:19:13.116 --> 02:19:17.913 align:center Mu head's a chemical war-zone! Can you see Jhanvi? 02:19:18.622 --> 02:19:19.539 align:center Yeah, Bro. 02:19:23.085 --> 02:19:26.838 align:center Hi, Jhanvi. Tell me, where is she?" 02:19:28.423 --> 02:19:30.467 align:center Bro, she's behind you. 02:19:31.593 --> 02:19:33.470 align:center Behind me? - Yeah. 02:19:35.597 --> 02:19:37.224 align:center Why did you lie to me? 02:19:38.392 --> 02:19:40.310 align:center Why did you say you're not a professor? 02:19:43.897 --> 02:19:46.525 align:center You are the best professor I've ever met, Murli. 02:19:48.610 --> 02:19:51.113 align:center There are many who preach Gandhism. 02:19:51.947 --> 02:19:54.950 align:center You're the only one who practices it. 02:20:01.707 --> 02:20:03.333 align:center Third finger from the left. - Which one? 02:20:03.709 --> 02:20:07.170 align:center Third finger. 1, 2, 3... - 1,2, 3... 02:20:10.007 --> 02:20:11.883 align:center She's got it on, Bro. 02:20:19.182 --> 02:20:22.477 align:center Congratulations, Bro! - Thank you Circuit. 02:20:27.649 --> 02:20:28.567 align:center Bro... - Yeah. 02:20:28.984 --> 02:20:31.236 align:center Bro, let's make mince out of him. Can't get worse... 02:20:31.570 --> 02:20:33.071 align:center ...we're already in jail! 02:20:36.116 --> 02:20:37.034 align:center Buddy... 02:20:39.786 --> 02:20:41.329 align:center Thanks a ton. 02:20:44.207 --> 02:20:45.333 align:center This is yours! 02:20:55.052 --> 02:20:59.139 align:center And so, the 'Second Innings' home found its masters again. 02:20:59.973 --> 02:21:02.225 align:center Munna and Jhanvi got married. 02:21:03.101 --> 02:21:06.938 align:center And still host the 'Mahatma's Magic' show together on the radio! 02:21:08.190 --> 02:21:13.278 align:center Bomi and Tina wanted a son wasn't possible. So they adopted Circuit. 02:21:13.612 --> 02:21:15.489 align:center They thought they'd change him 02:21:15.947 --> 02:21:18.867 align:center But look who really changed! 02:21:20.535 --> 02:21:24.498 align:center Mr. D'Souza is a proud father. His son bought another taxi... 02:21:24.956 --> 02:21:27.334 align:center with his own savings." 02:21:27.709 --> 02:21:30.420 align:center Sunny and Simran have been married 5 years. 02:21:30.712 --> 02:21:33.924 align:center Sunny couldn't be more alive, or happy! 02:21:34.382 --> 02:21:36.468 align:center This opened Khurana's eyes. 02:21:37.010 --> 02:21:39.429 align:center The Astrologer had to leave... 02:21:39.763 --> 02:21:43.100 align:center with the extra 'K'! 02:21:43.683 --> 02:21:46.144 align:center You're wondering what happened to me, right? 02:21:46.978 --> 02:21:49.856 align:center Was shot down years ago. 02:21:50.565 --> 02:21:53.985 align:center But 3 bullets cannot Kill my beliefs. 02:21:54.986 --> 02:21:56.571 align:center Times will change, but... 02:21:57.030 --> 02:22:02.244 align:center my thoughts will keep causing chemical cock-ups in some brains. 02:22:03.995 --> 02:22:08.333 align:center The choice is yours! Live with my picture... 02:22:09.167 --> 02:22:11.086 align:center ...or live by my principles. 02:22:13.004 --> 02:22:16.883 align:center Time to go! Someone awaits me... 02:22:22.556 --> 02:22:24.307 align:center Lucky Singh. - Who that? 02:22:24.933 --> 02:22:26.852 align:center Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. 02:22:30.564 --> 02:22:31.273 align:center Bapu... 02:22:31.523 --> 02:22:35.402 align:center Bless me, Bapu. What a miracle! 02:22:35.944 --> 02:22:39.281 align:center But first, one photo please? 02:22:39.656 --> 02:22:41.616 align:center Hey Photo-Studio, hurry! 02:22:45.996 --> 02:22:47.414 align:center Make it nice and bright.