WEBVTT 01:29.653 --> 01:31.446 What the hell! 01:33.532 --> 01:34.449 Hey! Hey! 01:34.700 --> 01:36.618 I need to get my car out! Where are you going? Hey! 02:07.149 --> 02:09.568 How have you parked? Hey! Hey! 02:22.873 --> 02:24.791 Are you coming in or going out, pal? 02:28.044 --> 02:29.129 What the hell are you doing? 02:29.379 --> 02:32.799 You're the one sneaking in! Stealing the radio? 02:33.216 --> 02:35.177 Help! Help! 02:37.596 --> 02:39.347 Stop howling, you wuss! 02:39.598 --> 02:41.850 Think I'm going to molest you? 02:42.058 --> 02:44.394 Do you know who I am? - Nope! Who are you? 02:44.644 --> 02:47.814 G.S. Gaitonde. Deputy Chief Engineer. 02:48.607 --> 02:52.277 Mr. Municipality! Such a big shot stealing my radio? 02:53.445 --> 02:56.072 Who are you people? Do you know what I can do? 02:59.576 --> 03:01.828 I can shut down your business. Cancel your license. 03:04.581 --> 03:06.124 One bullet left. 03:06.333 --> 03:08.293 "Every question you ask, I pull the trigger." 03:08.877 --> 03:10.462 Where are you taking me? 03:13.215 --> 03:15.592 Keep asking. Ha, this is fun! - Where to, Boss? 03:17.427 --> 03:19.387 Stop asking questions, you idiot. 03:21.765 --> 03:23.725 Ah! Finally he understands. 03:24.768 --> 03:26.686 Alam, let's go to Lucky Singh's office. 03:30.941 --> 03:32.734 Hey Photo-Studio. Print under the photo... 03:32.943 --> 03:35.654 "Mr. Lucky Singh, President Mumbai Builder's Association 03:35.904 --> 03:39.157 in serious talking with Mr. George Bush, President of America." 03:41.785 --> 03:43.703 But Mr. Sir, you've never been to Americal! 03:44.579 --> 03:46.498 No! But George Bush must've come to India. 03:47.249 --> 03:49.668 Delete the White House. Paste my farmhouse. 03:50.460 --> 03:52.379 Use your un-common sense, you twerp! 03:56.258 --> 04:00.387 Mr. Sir, Circuit's here. - Lovely-dovely! 04:08.562 --> 04:11.565 You don't take my calls these days. - Call him now. He'll pick up. 04:12.649 --> 04:14.651 Circuit, you're rocking! Cuckoo, move aside... 04:14.860 --> 04:17.112 Yes, Sir. - Look, there's nothing... 04:17.362 --> 04:19.114 I can do for you. - Why? 04:19.364 --> 04:23.285 Last time, you took permission for 8 floors... and built 11! 04:23.577 --> 04:26.621 My math is terrible! 04:27.038 --> 04:29.165 I'll lose my job because of you. 04:29.416 --> 04:31.376 The hell with your 10,000 rupee job. 04:32.586 --> 04:34.504 Heard of Khurana Builders? - Yes. 04:34.713 --> 04:37.340 My daughter is engaged to Mr. Khurana's son. 04:41.303 --> 04:44.848 Khurana's bought all the property behind Versova Pump. 04:45.307 --> 04:47.183 Except this yellow house. 04:47.475 --> 04:50.353 I promised them I'd get it. A wedding gift for my daughter. 04:53.023 --> 04:56.651 That house has a 99 year lease. 04:57.527 --> 05:00.155 The lease expires next month. - It will be renewed. 05:00.405 --> 05:02.574 Don't send them the renewal papers. Let them default. 05:03.617 --> 05:05.452 I can't do that. 05:07.871 --> 05:10.457 I've given them my word. 05:11.207 --> 05:13.126 Get that house, Gaitonde. 05:13.877 --> 05:15.128 Impossible! 05:19.007 --> 05:21.301 Wallet or Bullet. You choose. 05:26.222 --> 05:27.682 Name your price. 05:30.727 --> 05:33.188 10! - 10!!! That's it? 05:33.480 --> 05:36.149 Take 20! Cuckoo, bring me 20,000. 05:36.566 --> 05:39.819 Crisp new notes. Happy? - No. No... 10 Lakhs. 05:43.573 --> 05:45.617 30 thousand. - 9 Lakhs. 05:48.828 --> 05:50.664 You're off? 05:50.914 --> 05:53.833 The gun's in my hand. 05:54.250 --> 05:56.670 That man there breaks a couple of bones daily! 05:58.046 --> 06:00.340 What a break!! - Show some fear, pal. 06:02.884 --> 06:04.135 Ok, Lucky. 06:04.386 --> 06:06.304 Let\x92s meet halfway! 06:06.763 --> 06:09.683 5 Lakhs. - Lovely-dovely! Halfway is right! 06:09.891 --> 06:11.810 2.5 Lakhs. The deal is done! 06:16.773 --> 06:18.608 Let's celebrate! Get something sweet! - Yes Sir. 06:19.484 --> 06:21.444 With best compliments. 06:22.529 --> 06:26.616 You have to give Munna the good news! 06:26.908 --> 06:29.119 We have a house to vacate. 06:29.744 --> 06:31.663 Munna doesn't work between 9 and 12. - Wakes up late? 06:32.497 --> 06:35.125 He doesn't sleep. He's in love. 06:36.001 --> 06:38.169 Spends the day by the sea side! 06:38.378 --> 06:41.506 How embarrassing! Ask lover boy to use one of my motels! 06:41.798 --> 06:45.510 You don't get it. He sits by the sea and listens to the radio. 06:45.969 --> 06:47.345 Radio? What's on the radio? 06:47.554 --> 06:48.638 My future Sister-in-law. 06:49.305 --> 06:52.726 Good morning Mumbai... 06:53.351 --> 06:56.730 "This is Jhanvi, on World Space radio. Before I sign off..." 06:56.980 --> 06:58.690 "Here are my parting thoughts..." 06:58.940 --> 07:01.359 "For all those rushing around this crazy city..." 07:01.860 --> 07:04.654 "Is this the way we mean to live?" 07:05.405 --> 07:08.658 "Is this the way we wish to die?" 07:10.035 --> 07:12.162 "Has the monsoon delayed your train?" 07:12.912 --> 07:15.331 "When was the last time you walked in the rain?" 07:16.416 --> 07:19.335 "You know your favorite soap's Twists-n-turns,"" 07:19.919 --> 07:22.338 "But have no time for your mother's concerns." 07:23.214 --> 07:25.842 "Why don't we stop to feel the sand between our toes?" 07:26.468 --> 07:29.679 "Why don't those 108 channels wipe away our woes?" 07:30.430 --> 07:32.682 "You, who connects at the click of a mouse," 07:33.224 --> 07:36.352 "Do you know who lives in the neighboring house?" 07:37.437 --> 07:39.981 "In this era of emails and mobiles," 07:40.899 --> 07:44.694 "When did you last see your best friend's smile?" 07:45.779 --> 07:48.698 "When did you see your last sunset?" 07:49.783 --> 07:52.077 "When did you see the stars come out at night?" 07:52.827 --> 07:55.997 "For all those rushing around in this crazy city..." 07:56.289 --> 07:58.374 "Is this the way we mean to live?" 07:59.459 --> 08:01.377 "Is this the way we wish to die?" 08:02.003 --> 08:05.340 "So, good bye Mumbai..." 08:05.715 --> 08:08.301 Bye-bye, Jhanvi. - "Tune in again." 08:08.718 --> 08:10.011 Hundred percent. - "Same place..." 08:10.220 --> 08:11.346 Right here. - "Same time." 08:11.763 --> 08:12.680 Very same time. 08:12.931 --> 08:16.017 "So friends, don't worry be happy... Sayonara." 08:16.768 --> 08:19.854 "Remember, tomorrow is Oct 2." 08:20.063 --> 08:22.982 "We have the Mahatma Gandhi Quiz Contest" 08:23.274 --> 08:26.653 "The winner will be invited to our studio..." 08:26.986 --> 08:31.658 "...for a chat with me!" 08:32.075 --> 08:35.370 "So, good bye! Remember to tune in tomorrow at 9 a.m.!" 08:40.375 --> 08:43.169 Bro... - Hey, Circuit! What's on 2nd Oct.? 08:44.796 --> 08:47.006 It's a dry day, bro. Need I to stock up on booze? 08:47.590 --> 08:49.551 A dry day? Why? 08:49.759 --> 08:51.219 No clue. 08:51.427 --> 08:52.720 But don't worry, I'll find out... 08:52.929 --> 08:55.723 Bro, it's Bapu's happy birthday. 08:56.391 --> 08:57.725 Who's 'Bapu'? 08:58.143 --> 09:00.562 Mahatma Gandhi... respectfully called 'Bapu'! - The guy whose mug is on currency notes? 09:00.812 --> 09:03.439 That's the dude! - Tell me more... 09:03.815 --> 09:05.567 Don't know much, Bro. 09:05.775 --> 09:07.944 He was skinny but brave. 09:08.194 --> 09:09.946 He got the Brits out. 09:10.321 --> 09:13.449 Got us our freedom. 09:14.200 --> 09:15.577 Was he in the army? 09:15.785 --> 09:17.662 Never seen him in uniform. 09:18.288 --> 09:19.998 And there is no clear picture on the notes 09:20.582 --> 09:28.006 There's a 'Bapu quiz' on radio tomorrow. If I win, I get to meet Jhanvi. 09:28.298 --> 09:31.342 My future sis-in-law? "Consider it done, bro." 09:32.468 --> 09:33.595 Hey, Circuit. - Yes, bro. 09:33.803 --> 09:35.680 What shirt should I wear? 09:36.556 --> 09:38.349 Why worry about a shirt, Bro? 09:38.558 --> 09:40.476 You'll be on the radio, not TV. 09:41.769 --> 09:44.647 Focus on your voice, on what you say. 09:45.064 --> 09:47.650 Use a bass voice. Chicks love deep voices! 09:48.359 --> 09:50.153 The rest, I'll handle. 09:53.615 --> 09:56.326 Ms. Jhanvi, This is Murli Prasad Sharma speaking. 09:58.286 --> 10:00.205 I'm fine, thank you. How are you? 10:00.455 --> 10:02.373 Guys, don't panic. It's easy. 10:02.624 --> 10:05.210 Sis-in-law will ask questions on Bapu. 10:05.460 --> 10:08.671 Every right answer wins you a prize! 10:09.172 --> 10:11.007 This is not right! 10:11.299 --> 10:15.011 I'm late for my lecture. - Listen, Professor, leave now... 10:15.303 --> 10:17.222 ...and this guy pays your wife a friendly visit. 10:17.889 --> 10:19.641 Can we take anything we want? 10:20.141 --> 10:24.062 Answer right and take whatever. The grinder, the pan, the vase... 10:24.646 --> 10:28.024 Ms. Jhanvi, your voice drives me fricking crazy. 10:28.775 --> 10:30.526 Don't say 'fricking', bro. 10:30.735 --> 10:32.445 She'll think you're a punk! 10:32.654 --> 10:34.697 Use the Professor\x92s lingo. 10:35.782 --> 10:38.368 Start dialing, you frickin' cretins! 10:40.620 --> 10:44.040 Keep trying till you connect. 10:44.374 --> 10:46.626 No one else should get through. 10:46.626 --> 10:47.252 Hey youl, Come this side... 10:49.879 --> 10:52.590 Married? Not yet. 10:53.841 --> 10:55.635 Actually, Ms Jhanvi... 10:55.885 --> 10:59.097 ...I haven't met Miss Right yet. - Hey turn up the radio! 10:59.347 --> 11:07.021 "The first caller who gets all 10 correct answers, wins! 11:07.438 --> 11:09.357 Get ready to call. 11:09.607 --> 11:11.526 The number is 22666888. 11:12.235 --> 11:13.569 My first question. 11:13.778 --> 11:17.365 "What was Mahatma Gandhi's nickname in South Africa?" 11:18.283 --> 11:19.701 It's connected! - Give him the phone, moron. 11:20.118 --> 11:22.370 "Wow! Our first caller... Hello..." - Hello. 11:22.620 --> 11:25.999 'All lines in this route are busy. Please try again later' 11:28.710 --> 11:30.044 Try this one. 11:32.672 --> 11:35.049 "Who is this?" - It's me, Murli Prasad Sharma. 11:35.341 --> 11:37.385 "So Murli, what's the right answer?" 11:38.136 --> 11:39.595 'Bro'! - Go on. 11:39.804 --> 11:41.306 'Bro'!! - Tell me the answer, you idiot... 11:41.556 --> 11:43.433 "Bro"! "Bro"! - Speak up, or I'll smack you. 11:43.641 --> 11:47.437 Gandhi was addressed as 'Brother' by his friends. 11:47.812 --> 11:50.106 "You have 10 seconds, Murli." - Are you sure? 11:51.149 --> 11:53.067 Absolutely. - You better be. Or my Bro will get you. 11:53.526 --> 11:54.569 100%6sLaAS5 11:56.863 --> 12:02.076 "Hello, in South Africa, Gandhi was..." 12:03.202 --> 12:05.663 'Addressed As'... ...addressed as 'Brother'. 12:06.080 --> 12:08.499 "That's the right answer. Congratulations!" 12:10.084 --> 12:14.005 "Now I'll keep going till you get it wrong." 12:14.630 --> 12:16.716 No chance of that Ms Jhanvi. 12:17.675 --> 12:19.552 "We'll see. Second question..." 12:20.136 --> 12:22.388 "Name Gandhi's children." 12:22.722 --> 12:24.265 Rajiv Gandhi. Indira Gandhi. - Awesome! 12:24.515 --> 12:26.559 The eldest was Harilal... 12:26.851 --> 12:28.728 Harilal, Manilal, Ramdas and Devdas. 12:30.688 --> 12:34.025 But I wanted the rice cooker, Bro. - Harilal, Manilal... 12:36.361 --> 12:38.196 Ramdas. - Ramdas... 12:38.404 --> 12:40.198 Devdas. - And Devdas. 12:40.782 --> 12:42.700 "Wow, that's absolutely right." 12:43.576 --> 12:45.536 Thank you... thank you... - "Now the third question." 12:45.787 --> 12:49.207 "What weapons did Gandhi have, that Hitler didn't?" 12:49.499 --> 12:50.416 The ironing press! 12:50.625 --> 12:52.210 Are you sure? 12:52.460 --> 12:54.754 He had truth and non-violence. I'll have the iron! 12:54.962 --> 12:56.798 Truth and non-violence. 12:57.173 --> 13:01.594 "Well done!" "At what age did Gandhi marry?" 13:01.844 --> 13:03.304 13. - 13. 13:03.513 --> 13:05.431 Thirteen years. Watch these... 13:06.432 --> 13:08.351 And... Kasturba was 13 as well. 13:10.103 --> 13:13.147 Bro and his wife were both 13 when they married. 13:13.523 --> 13:16.484 What a tragedy. Our bro is still single. 13:16.692 --> 13:18.528 "What's all that noise?" 13:20.113 --> 13:24.700 My family. They're upset. They feel Bapu married at 13... 13:25.118 --> 13:26.994 high time I married too. - This is all very wrong... 13:27.370 --> 13:30.373 Shut up! Circuit! - I'm going to call the cops! 13:31.833 --> 13:33.584 Hey Notebook! What's your name? 13:33.793 --> 13:35.711 Professor Venkatesh Vattikutti. 13:37.088 --> 13:40.341 "Look here, Vattikutti, we should help each other." 13:40.675 --> 13:44.345 You know about Gandhi. We don't. 13:44.887 --> 13:46.681 "Now, if you want to know about..." 13:46.931 --> 13:48.683 Franky four-fingers, Bullet-tooth Tony, Boris 'the blade'... 13:48.933 --> 13:51.394 come to me. I'd never say no. 13:51.686 --> 13:54.313 Knowledge must be shared. 13:54.564 --> 13:56.357 This is wrong. Very wrong. 13:56.607 --> 13:58.359 I'll call the police. 14:01.612 --> 14:04.282 Aw! You got your clothes all wet... - This is unpardonable. 14:10.663 --> 14:12.290 Hey, dry clean this dude! 14:13.833 --> 14:15.793 "And this year, our first caller..." 14:16.043 --> 14:18.337 "...Mr. Murli Prasad Sharma, wins." 14:20.465 --> 14:23.468 You see, Ms. Jhanvi... I'm a big Bapu fan. 14:23.926 --> 14:26.679 "Well Murli, tomorrow you will visit our Studio." 14:26.929 --> 14:28.848 "I so look forward to meeting you." 14:29.098 --> 14:30.683 Me too. 14:31.434 --> 14:33.352 Good bye, Mr. Sharma - Good Bye, Ms. Jhanvi. 14:36.939 --> 14:39.317 What does she look like, Brother? - He's never seen her. 14:39.567 --> 14:41.986 What if she's short? - What if she's fat? 14:42.403 --> 14:45.323 Brother, what if your nightingale looks like a crow? 15:03.925 --> 15:06.636 "O' what a delicious plight..." 15:07.386 --> 15:10.306 "I wonder what my lady's like?" 15:18.064 --> 15:20.942 "O' what a delicious plight..." 15:21.526 --> 15:24.612 "I wonder what my lady's like?" 15:25.363 --> 15:28.324 "Is she pretty? Does she glow?" 15:33.663 --> 15:38.334 "There's only one way to know..." 15:39.043 --> 15:41.504 "Get in the fight, Bro!" 15:57.770 --> 16:00.314 "Even in my sleep she gleams..." 16:01.065 --> 16:03.943 "She gives me 'to be continued' dreams..." 16:11.701 --> 16:14.620 "Even in my sleep she gleams..." 16:15.454 --> 16:17.957 "She gives me 'to be continued' dreams..." 16:18.916 --> 16:21.627 "My brain's turned to jelly, or so it seems!" 16:22.378 --> 16:28.301 "There's only one way to know, bro!" 16:29.594 --> 16:32.638 "O' what a delicious plight..." 16:33.389 --> 16:35.975 "I wonder what my lady's like?" 16:36.434 --> 16:39.812 "Is she pretty? Does she glow?" 16:43.858 --> 16:49.739 "There's only one way to know..." 16:50.615 --> 16:53.659 "Get in the fight, Bro!" 17:09.383 --> 17:12.637 "Will someone put me out of my misery..." 17:13.179 --> 17:16.140 "Tell me is she simple, or a bag of trickery?" 17:23.731 --> 17:26.651 "Will someone put me out of my misery..." 17:27.401 --> 17:30.154 "Tell me is she simple, or a bag of trickery?" 17:31.030 --> 17:32.323 "Will my mom get a hug..." 17:32.740 --> 17:34.158 "...or a cold"wassup"?" 17:35.201 --> 17:40.831 "There's only one way to know, bro!" 17:41.749 --> 17:44.669 "O' what a delicious plight..." 17:45.294 --> 17:46.671 "I wonder..." 17:46.921 --> 17:47.672 "...what my lady's like?" 17:48.881 --> 17:51.676 "Is she pretty? Does she glow?" 17:55.763 --> 18:02.186 "There's only one way to know..." 18:02.561 --> 18:05.272 "Get in the fight, Bro!" 18:12.363 --> 18:14.281 Hey Miss Inquiry. Where's Sister-in-Law? 18:14.490 --> 18:17.952 Sister-in-Law? - Ms. Jhanvi. Myself Murli Prasad Sharma. 18:18.160 --> 18:20.121 Contest winner. - He won. Gold medalist! 18:20.371 --> 18:22.623 Oh. She's waiting for you. Over there. 19:02.246 --> 19:03.205 Hello! 19:04.415 --> 19:06.125 Can't hear you! 19:08.085 --> 19:10.629 Who's this? - I'm Murli Prasad Sharma. 19:12.506 --> 19:14.216 Where are you speaking from? 19:16.260 --> 19:17.803 From right here. 19:18.053 --> 19:19.638 "Ma'am, I'm calling from Chembur." 19:20.014 --> 19:22.141 So what song would you like? 19:22.391 --> 19:25.311 "Ek Ladki ko dekha toh..." - Alright my friend from Chembur... 19:25.853 --> 19:28.314 ...your song's up right after this commercial break. 19:33.819 --> 19:35.738 Hey, Circuit! Let's scoot! 19:36.030 --> 19:38.657 "What happened, Bro?" - Can't meet her. 19:39.408 --> 19:40.659 "Why, Bro?" 19:40.826 --> 19:43.662 I shat all over my first impression! 19:44.205 --> 19:46.665 I yelled through the sound-proof glass. 19:47.458 --> 19:49.752 She must think I'm such an "Uncle." 19:51.045 --> 19:53.672 Don't say "Uncle", bro. Say Bapu. Father. Father of the nation. 19:54.340 --> 19:58.010 Hey Leakage! Piss off! 19:58.302 --> 20:00.179 Emergency meeting on. Get out! 20:01.180 --> 20:03.182 We're doomed, pal. - What happened, Bro? 20:03.933 --> 20:07.686 Wasn't she pretty? - She's gorgeous. 20:09.730 --> 20:10.981 Sparkling eyes. 20:11.232 --> 20:13.818 And what do you call that hair that hangs down on the face? 20:14.026 --> 20:15.861 Pigtail? - No, man! 20:16.237 --> 20:18.197 Lock. Lock. A lock of hair. 20:18.948 --> 20:25.996 That's it man. A lock of hair caressed her cheek. 20:26.330 --> 20:29.208 Then? Then? - She lifted it and... 20:29.959 --> 20:31.877 tucked it behind her left ear 20:32.795 --> 20:34.713 That just floored me. 20:35.047 --> 20:36.715 You're as good, Bro! 20:36.924 --> 20:39.176 You've floored many with your left hook. 20:39.552 --> 20:43.722 Now... meet her with full confidence... 20:43.973 --> 20:46.892 and talk to her graciously. - Who's Gracious Lee? 20:48.561 --> 20:50.396 Graciously means... in Hindi... 20:51.230 --> 20:53.190 Polite. Got it from that Professor guy. 20:54.108 --> 20:57.194 "Said, Gandhi achieved great things just by being gracious" 20:58.279 --> 21:00.239 Ass. Can't you wait? 21:01.031 --> 21:03.993 Now I ask graciously. 21:04.451 --> 21:07.371 Hold it a while. Don't mess up our meeting! 21:07.872 --> 21:09.665 I request you... what\x92s that? - Graciously... 21:09.874 --> 21:11.667 Request you graciously. 21:13.002 --> 21:15.170 Be gracious... success is yours. 21:15.504 --> 21:19.383 Yeah. Go on. - Bro, watch your language. 21:20.092 --> 21:24.013 For instance, don't say, 'doomed the nation'. 21:24.805 --> 21:27.224 "Say, 'the nation is woebegone'." 21:28.225 --> 21:29.894 Throw some big words around. 21:30.144 --> 21:34.982 "Like metaphysical, soul levitation, change of heart." 21:36.317 --> 21:40.696 Tell me more... - Don't say much about Bapu. 21:40.988 --> 21:42.865 We'll be doomed. 21:43.115 --> 21:47.036 "That is, we'll be woebegone." 21:48.787 --> 21:50.372 Are you Murli Prasad Sharma? 21:50.789 --> 21:52.041 I'm gracious. 21:52.249 --> 21:54.043 So who's Murli Prasad Sharma? - 1 am. 21:54.335 --> 21:56.128 So who's Gracious? - Who the hell do you want, man? 21:56.337 --> 21:58.380 Murli Prasad Sharma. Ms Jhanvi's looking for him. 21:58.797 --> 22:00.758 Step aside, you stupid "Uncle". 22:05.304 --> 22:07.681 Turn up the radio. Brother's on - LIVE! 22:07.890 --> 22:11.685 Good morning Mumbai! 22:12.061 --> 22:13.687 Welcome back to your favorite show. 22:13.938 --> 22:16.649 Today we have Mr. Murli Prasad Sharma in the studio. 22:18.901 --> 22:21.195 How are you so knowledgeable about Gandhi? 22:22.196 --> 22:24.323 I'm a huge Bapu fan. 22:24.949 --> 22:28.285 What a dude! Single handedly threw the Brits out! 22:28.577 --> 22:29.995 Doomed them!! 22:30.245 --> 22:31.997 No, no... not doomed. 'Woebegone' 22:32.289 --> 22:33.874 What a man... class. 22:34.041 --> 22:35.960 Is that our Munna I hear? - Yes, Sir. 22:36.293 --> 22:37.211 Turn it up. 22:37.461 --> 22:40.214 Do you think Mahatma Gandhi has been forgotten today? 22:41.131 --> 22:45.010 Not at all. Oct 2nd is still a Dry Day in his honor. 22:45.511 --> 22:48.013 Makes no difference, I never touch liquor. 22:48.305 --> 22:51.725 No. Jokes apart, do you still walk his path? 22:52.101 --> 22:54.395 Oh I do a daily 3 mile walk... 22:54.812 --> 22:59.233 ...on Mahatma Gandhi Road. - I mean, do you follow his principles? 22:59.817 --> 23:02.695 Totally! I'm a Number One Gandhi-ist! 23:03.737 --> 23:06.323 You mean, you're a 'Gandhian', right?" - You bet!! And you? 23:06.782 --> 23:10.995 Not really. But I admire some of his values. 23:11.453 --> 23:14.999 Like? - Like, I never lie. 23:16.792 --> 23:18.669 We have a lot in common... 23:19.086 --> 23:22.339 ...we must meet more often. - You mean, you never lie? 23:25.426 --> 23:27.177 Well, I did once. In 1992. 23:28.095 --> 23:31.015 A kid lost 50p and was howling! 23:31.765 --> 23:35.019 I gave him my own coin, and told him it was his. 23:37.771 --> 23:40.607 Mark my words. He will be a politician. 23:41.191 --> 23:42.985 So tell me, what do you do? 23:43.694 --> 23:45.654 I'm a... Professor! 23:46.572 --> 23:48.657 Professor? - Yup. I teach kids History. 23:49.158 --> 23:51.076 But your... language? 23:52.411 --> 23:53.996 What to do? 23:54.288 --> 23:56.373 Our language is doomed. 23:56.790 --> 23:58.709 I mean, our language is 'woebegone'. 23:59.126 --> 24:01.003 Nobody speaks pure Hindi anymore. 24:01.378 --> 24:03.964 Having a 'change of heart' means... 24:04.339 --> 24:06.467 ...'heart transplant' to them! 24:07.134 --> 24:10.137 So you deliberately speak a lingo your students understand? 24:11.055 --> 24:14.349 Correct! That's why my students always come first. 24:14.600 --> 24:18.687 No one comes in second. - Well, then I'll speak like you too. 24:19.063 --> 24:22.441 Which song can I play for your students, 'Uncle'? 24:22.733 --> 24:24.151 Any hit cabaret song! 24:25.027 --> 24:27.321 Fantastic show! Really, Professor! 24:27.780 --> 24:29.656 I hope my children heard it. 24:30.616 --> 24:33.327 You have children? - Yes. Six of them!! 24:34.078 --> 24:36.497 We got to go, Bro. 24:38.248 --> 24:43.003 I'm Sir Kit! The Professor's student! 24:43.837 --> 24:46.507 Oh right. Pull up a chair. Please sit. 24:46.757 --> 24:48.008 But Bro, kids... - Sit. Sit. 24:48.258 --> 24:50.511 Meet my children. Cute, aren't they? 24:51.720 --> 24:53.555 Yes, yes. - Oh, yeah. Very nice. 24:54.264 --> 24:56.141 Like you, they are 'Gandhi-ists'. 24:56.892 --> 24:59.019 Who are these guys? - My grandfather's college friends. 24:59.311 --> 25:01.522 When their kids disown them, Grandpa adopts them! 25:02.106 --> 25:03.941 They all live in your house? 25:05.025 --> 25:07.611 Grandpa calls it the '2nd Innings Home'! 25:08.028 --> 25:10.948 How wonderful!! - He says 'This is our last innings. 25:11.198 --> 25:12.950 Let's play with gusto.' - Correct! 25:13.200 --> 25:15.160 Your Grandad sounds like a stud! I should meet him." 25:16.370 --> 25:18.956 "Actually, could you give them a lecture on Gandhi?" 25:20.207 --> 25:21.625 A lecture on Gandhi...? 25:22.042 --> 25:24.002 Yes. They will love it. How about Friday? 25:24.253 --> 25:26.338 You have college. - Then, Saturday? 25:26.588 --> 25:28.340 You have a tutorial! - So Sunday. 25:28.590 --> 25:29.675 Sunday done. 25:30.050 --> 25:32.010 That's great! I'll see you on Sunday. 25:33.053 --> 25:35.013 I have to rush. My 7th kid arrives today. 25:35.222 --> 25:38.016 Bye. See you... - Thank you. Thank you... 25:50.612 --> 25:52.656 Dad, I hope you understand. 25:54.241 --> 25:56.535 This separation will be good for you and your daughter-in-law! 25:57.077 --> 26:00.998 Don't worry, son. I'll be fine. 26:01.623 --> 26:03.959 I have friends here. 26:05.377 --> 26:09.965 "You look after your wife. She's with you for a lifetime." 26:11.300 --> 26:12.968 I don't have much longer... 26:18.599 --> 26:20.309 Should I see you in? 26:20.559 --> 26:22.477 No. I'll find my way... 26:33.572 --> 26:36.533 Dad, dad I'm getting very late... Ok. 26:37.576 --> 26:40.662 Visit when you find the time. 26:42.039 --> 26:42.998 Yeah. 27:01.642 --> 27:04.978 I brought up 4 sons in one room. 27:06.563 --> 27:13.403 Today, they have 4 houses. But not one room for me. 27:13.695 --> 27:15.948 You've been going on for 2 hours. 27:16.198 --> 27:18.951 It's the same story. Nothing new. 27:19.326 --> 27:21.286 Look at him... crying like a chick! 27:21.703 --> 27:25.499 If we all cry like that, we'll solve the country's water crisis. 27:26.041 --> 27:29.002 Give this cranky fossil the corner room! 27:29.753 --> 27:33.674 How can you find this funny? 27:34.132 --> 27:38.345 No serious talk is allowed in 2nd Innings House! 27:39.054 --> 27:41.515 Second Innings House? - Look Atmaram... 27:42.307 --> 27:46.186 the 1st innings of our lives was spent making a living. 27:47.271 --> 27:52.150 "Now, in our 2nd innings, either we die complaining or find a reason to live." 27:52.818 --> 27:55.737 I wish to fly in a plane. 27:56.613 --> 27:58.991 Before I die, I want to visit Lahore. 28:00.075 --> 28:02.995 Relive old memories. 28:03.370 --> 28:05.289 I want to become a singer. 28:05.831 --> 28:09.293 I want to see my face on an album cover, before I die. 28:10.043 --> 28:13.422 Before I die, I want to marry again. 28:14.047 --> 28:16.967 Think you could raise your racquet at this age? 28:17.843 --> 28:19.970 I've been practicing!! 28:25.517 --> 28:32.274 To elevate your minds, I have invited a Professor over on Sunday. 28:33.525 --> 28:37.487 He will lecture you on Gandhian values. You all need it. 28:38.363 --> 28:41.992 No tension, Bro. The Professors will write out answer chits. 28:42.242 --> 28:46.496 Stick them on your arms, pockets, underwear... 28:46.830 --> 28:48.332 In my underwear? 28:48.582 --> 28:53.337 So I dig into my pants to answer a question? 28:55.172 --> 28:57.174 True. That would look weird, Bro. 28:58.425 --> 29:00.344 How about the phone then? 29:00.594 --> 29:02.346 Each time they question you... 29:02.596 --> 29:06.975 ...call me from the loo. I'll get the Professors to supply answers. 29:07.392 --> 29:09.311 They'll think I have a super freaky bladder! 29:09.561 --> 29:11.438 This isn't going to work. 29:18.236 --> 29:20.405 Then, there is only one way. 29:25.535 --> 29:27.287 Is there no other way? 29:27.537 --> 29:31.958 Well, there's this really cute chick in another radio station! 29:32.334 --> 29:35.462 She yaps about Shahruk Khan all the time! 29:35.712 --> 29:39.466 Her 'kids' are bound to be Redford fans - we'll handle that! 29:39.758 --> 29:42.344 Shut up! Let me think. 29:47.265 --> 29:50.519 Bro, there's no way out. 29:51.645 --> 29:54.481 You have 5 days to study every detail on Bapu. 29:56.149 --> 29:58.443 Ok. I'm off. - Alright, Bro. 29:59.277 --> 30:04.491 Bro, focus on your study. I'll handle the business. No tension. 30:05.033 --> 30:06.993 Hey, hand on! You go on, Bro... 30:16.837 --> 30:18.755 Hello? Anyone there? 30:22.426 --> 30:26.346 I'm Hariram! May I assist you in any way? 30:27.431 --> 30:30.392 Will I find some information on Bapu here? 30:32.811 --> 30:34.396 What's wrong? 30:34.604 --> 30:36.982 Been years, since we've had a visitor. I'm delighted. 30:37.441 --> 30:41.528 Every book on Gandhi is available here. Feel free to read them all! 30:41.903 --> 30:43.697 I'll get you some tea. 30:46.658 --> 30:49.369 Hell, huge fat books! 31:27.616 --> 31:32.996 "Wearing glasses, leaning on a stick the old man walked tall." 31:33.538 --> 31:39.002 Tyrants shivered at the very mention of his name. 31:39.628 --> 31:48.011 "We salute you, O Motherland, for giving us this fearless man." 32:03.568 --> 32:08.990 "Short he may have been, but sprightly was his gait." 32:09.533 --> 32:14.996 "Lean and thin was he, but fearless his stride." 32:15.497 --> 32:20.585 "We salute you, O Motherland, for giving us this fearless man." 32:39.729 --> 32:40.689 Munna... 32:44.276 --> 32:46.987 Who's that? - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. 32:49.281 --> 32:54.619 Dude, I've been up 3 nights... So don't mess with me else...! 32:54.911 --> 32:59.374 Or else, would you do? - Just let me study! 32:59.666 --> 33:01.543 Or else... what? You'll hit me? 33:02.460 --> 33:06.006 Hit me on my left cheek, and I will offer you my right, Mr. Professor. 33:08.216 --> 33:10.010 Who told you I was a Professor? 33:10.218 --> 33:11.553 Your tea! 33:11.761 --> 33:14.014 Give it to that Fancy Dress. Tell him to be quiet. 33:16.683 --> 33:19.019 Who? - That Bapu wannabe! 33:19.269 --> 33:21.646 Where? - Right there. Can't you see him? 33:22.522 --> 33:24.441 This place attracts all loonies. 33:32.282 --> 33:37.203 Who are you? - You can call me Bapu. 33:39.956 --> 33:41.791 Hey, don't touch me! 33:42.042 --> 33:45.545 Don't be afraid. I've never hurt anyone! 33:46.004 --> 33:50.884 Dude, I don't want any trouble! Are you a ghost? 33:51.384 --> 33:53.845 Spirit, no. Inspiration, yes. 33:54.137 --> 33:55.889 I don't get you, Bro. 33:56.306 --> 33:58.266 Not Bro. Bapu. Father. 33:59.059 --> 34:01.269 I see you love Jhanvi. 34:01.478 --> 34:03.313 Going to her house on Sunday, right? 34:03.772 --> 34:05.482 How do you know? Hariram! 34:06.441 --> 34:09.653 "Don't be afraid, Son. I'm here to help." 34:10.320 --> 34:11.237 Hariram...! 34:12.238 --> 34:14.491 If you are scared, I will leave. 34:15.325 --> 34:19.162 Whenever you need me, think about me, and I will be there. 34:19.412 --> 34:20.372 Hariram! 34:20.580 --> 34:22.666 What's wrong, son?" - Who's that there? 34:26.753 --> 34:28.546 Who's there? 34:34.052 --> 34:35.720 'Hallucinations'? What's that? 34:35.970 --> 34:40.809 Extreme fatigue or a chemical imbalance can trigger... 34:41.059 --> 34:43.895 ...Imaginary voices or visions! 34:44.270 --> 34:45.730 That's hallucinations. 34:45.939 --> 34:51.695 But I saw him clearly. I tell you, it was Bapu's ghost. 34:52.445 --> 34:55.699 Then why couldn't the "Tea-Boy" see him? 34:56.449 --> 34:59.202 The ghost decides who sees him. Depends on his mood. 34:59.452 --> 35:02.539 For 3 days, you had no sleep, no food, no water." 35:02.956 --> 35:09.504 Your tired mind probably imagined Gandhi there. 35:09.921 --> 35:12.507 Are you implying I'm going mad? 35:12.924 --> 35:15.176 Don't worry. Take this medicine, okay? 35:15.760 --> 35:22.183 Wait. Bapu said, if I think of him, he would come. 35:22.767 --> 35:24.185 Let me try. 35:26.771 --> 35:31.234 "Rama, the Lord of heavens..." 35:32.152 --> 35:36.406 "...Blessed is thy name..." 35:36.406 --> 35:38.199 How are you, Murli Prasad? 35:40.452 --> 35:41.870 Don't touch me! 35:42.287 --> 35:45.248 Don't be afraid, son. I'm here to help you." 35:45.790 --> 35:47.876 Look! It's Bapu. You can't call me mad now. 35:49.627 --> 35:52.714 There's no one there, Mr. Sharma - But I see Bapu clearly. 35:54.299 --> 35:56.217 It's all in your imagination. 35:56.551 --> 35:58.553 Circuit, you see Bapu, don't you? 36:00.597 --> 36:04.684 Hello, Bapu! What an appearance you made last time! 36:05.769 --> 36:08.813 Freaked brother out, and he doesn't get freaked easily! 36:09.230 --> 36:11.149 Hey, Circuit... Bapu is here. 36:12.484 --> 36:14.152 Just getting him some water, Bro. 36:16.029 --> 36:18.156 Need anything, Bapu? Tea, coffee, a soda? 36:18.406 --> 36:22.660 What's this nonsense? Don't reinforce his hallucinations." 36:23.286 --> 36:26.164 Hey, don't piss me off? If brother sees Bapu, then he is real - get it? 36:26.539 --> 36:29.501 I'll whack you so hard, you'll see stars in the day. 36:29.834 --> 36:31.169 That's hallucinations! 36:31.419 --> 36:38.218 Bro, you relax here with Bapu. I'll handle this chap. 36:39.010 --> 36:41.554 You mental hospital. What are you trying to do? 36:42.972 --> 36:46.726 I know there is no Bapu. Don't go on about it. 36:46.976 --> 36:48.561 Brother will go nuts. 36:48.812 --> 36:50.855 Give me the medicine. I'll give it to him. 36:52.440 --> 36:54.192 Hey, Circuit! - Yeah, Bro? 36:54.442 --> 36:57.195 How come only you and me see Bapu? 36:58.780 --> 37:01.199 Bro, it's your solid will power. 37:01.449 --> 37:04.160 You brought Bapu out of the books. Like Alladin's genie. 37:05.411 --> 37:09.958 And since I took you to the Library, so Bapu said hello to me too." 37:11.251 --> 37:14.671 "No tension Bro. Once he sees India's dismal state... 37:15.255 --> 37:17.674 he'll leap back into the books. 37:18.633 --> 37:20.552 What's troubling you, Bro? 37:21.052 --> 37:24.347 Bapu said he was here to help me. 37:24.931 --> 37:27.183 Lucky wants us to grab that house. Should we send Bapu? 37:35.775 --> 37:40.947 "Rama, the Lord of heavens..." 37:40.947 --> 37:42.866 "...Blessed is thy name..." It's time for your pills, bro! 37:46.286 --> 37:49.539 "Rama, the Lord of heavens..." 37:49.539 --> 37:53.334 "...Blessed is thy name..." 37:54.294 --> 37:58.673 Murli Prasad! Mohandas at your service. 37:58.965 --> 38:00.884 Hey, Bapu... 38:02.302 --> 38:03.887 Where's that bottle? 38:04.095 --> 38:05.847 I need your help. 38:06.598 --> 38:11.019 If you need to kidnap or whack someone, I can't help. 38:11.686 --> 38:13.563 I am rather weak in that department. 38:13.771 --> 38:15.481 No, no I can manage that just fine. 38:15.732 --> 38:21.154 Come with me to Jhanvi's house. Like this... Invisible! 38:21.571 --> 38:27.493 When they question me about you, whisper the answers in my ear. 38:27.952 --> 38:30.705 My history is rather weak. 38:31.664 --> 38:34.876 If I do this, then you must do something for me in return. 38:35.293 --> 38:38.004 "I'll do anything you say, Bapu. Just help me tomorrow." 38:38.338 --> 38:39.756 First listen to what I want. 38:39.964 --> 38:45.553 Relax, Bapu. I've given my word. I promise. 38:46.179 --> 38:48.222 What I will ask is not easy. 38:48.973 --> 38:52.060 There's nothing in Mumbai that I can't do. 38:52.810 --> 38:54.687 Consider your job done. 38:55.104 --> 38:57.023 Good. Then I shall leave. 38:58.024 --> 38:59.859 Think of me tomorrow. I will be there. 39:00.401 --> 39:01.861 Hey, Circuit. - Got it! 39:02.111 --> 39:03.154 I'm going to rock! 39:03.363 --> 39:07.617 The oldies can question me on history. I'll have History by my side. 39:08.701 --> 39:09.619 Cheers! 39:11.746 --> 39:14.165 Thank you. Thank you. 39:22.256 --> 39:25.510 Professor, I have a question. - Just a minute. 39:26.052 --> 39:30.014 Before we start the questions, let us remember Bapu. 39:33.309 --> 39:38.231 "Rama, the Lord of heavens..." 39:38.231 --> 39:42.110 "...Blessed is thy name..." 39:42.860 --> 39:47.657 "Rama, the Lord of heavens..." 39:47.657 --> 39:52.161 "...Blessed is thy name..." 39:52.620 --> 39:55.999 Bapu! You're here! Thank you. Help me, okay? 39:57.291 --> 40:00.545 Alright everyone, enough singing. Enough. 40:00.962 --> 40:02.547 Let's have your questions. 40:02.797 --> 40:04.549 Fire away. 40:05.133 --> 40:10.555 Son, I saw a boy chucking stones at Gandhi's statue. He broke the arm... 40:11.305 --> 40:16.102 ...and stood there laughing. What should I have done?" 40:17.061 --> 40:23.568 Quite simple. Drag the rascal to the statue and give him a... 40:23.860 --> 40:28.114 and give him a stone and tell him to topple the statue. 40:30.658 --> 40:33.119 What you saying, Bapu? - Repeat what I say. 40:33.661 --> 40:35.246 Are you sure? 40:46.841 --> 40:52.096 You should've told him to strike down the statue. 40:53.389 --> 40:56.726 Bring down all my statues in the country. 40:59.187 --> 41:02.774 Bring down every Gandhi statue in the country. 41:04.108 --> 41:06.527 Remove my pictures from every wall. 41:08.613 --> 41:12.241 Remove Gandhi's photos from the walls. 41:14.285 --> 41:19.582 Erase my name from buildings, roads, currency. 41:20.958 --> 41:27.256 Remove his name from buildings, roads, notes. 41:29.133 --> 41:33.096 If you must, keep me in your heart. 41:36.390 --> 41:39.268 If you must honor Bapu, then keep him in your heart. 41:42.105 --> 41:44.065 Here in your heart. 41:44.857 --> 41:46.567 He's done so much for us. 41:46.859 --> 41:52.073 Been jailed, fasted, even took 3 bullets. 41:52.323 --> 41:53.241 Here. 41:53.658 --> 41:55.118 And what have we done for him? 41:55.326 --> 41:59.747 Reduced him to a wall hanging. A mute witness to our corruption. 42:00.998 --> 42:07.547 He dreamt of a 'fantastic' India, but we've ruined the country. 42:08.714 --> 42:12.718 No, Son, its not that bad. We have progressed. 42:13.636 --> 42:15.221 Progress, my foot! 42:16.139 --> 42:19.559 We have taps, but no water. Bulbs, but no electricity. 42:19.976 --> 42:24.021 Craters on roads, hawkers on sidewalks. 42:24.605 --> 42:26.566 Make a train reservation, get wait-listed. 42:27.024 --> 42:29.026 Get a confirmation, the train is cancelled. 42:29.277 --> 42:32.697 Go to a hospital, no bed. Get a bed, no doctor. 42:32.947 --> 42:34.740 Who do you complain to? 42:35.158 --> 42:36.909 The politician sends you to the clerk. 42:37.160 --> 42:39.579 The clerk's always in a meeting. Call him at home, he's in the bath. 42:40.037 --> 42:43.082 Finally get through, he wants your application in duplicate. 42:43.833 --> 42:49.255 Then the application goes round and round and round... 42:57.763 --> 43:00.099 ...If Bapu were here around today, he'd say... 43:01.142 --> 43:03.978 "We won our freedom, but lost our people'. 43:14.155 --> 43:17.867 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 43:22.872 --> 43:23.915 "Professor... 43:29.670 --> 43:31.422 come here." 43:32.506 --> 43:34.425 You love her, don't you? 43:34.675 --> 43:36.594 What? - I can see it in your eyes! 43:37.011 --> 43:41.432 You see what? - Looking London, but talking Tokyo! 43:42.183 --> 43:44.769 You speak to us, but gaze at her! 43:45.519 --> 43:47.396 I have a problem with my eyes. 43:47.688 --> 43:50.733 Oh! So you're shy... like me! 43:51.484 --> 43:53.069 What do you mean? 43:54.153 --> 43:56.405 This is Tina. My college sweetheart. 43:56.822 --> 44:02.453 Wanted to marry her but my father refused. 44:03.955 --> 44:09.043 So I married Feroza. Now after 50 years, I met Tina again. 44:09.835 --> 44:11.379 She is a widow. 44:11.587 --> 44:13.381 ...I\x92m a widower! 44:13.631 --> 44:15.883 So marry her, dude! - But my kids say... 44:16.175 --> 44:20.596 Don't embarrass us, dad'. First my father objected, now my children. 44:21.055 --> 44:22.932 So I left home and came here to live my own life! 44:23.182 --> 44:27.853 What's the problem now? - How do I tell Tina 'l love you'? 44:28.229 --> 44:30.064 Does she 'l love you' too? 44:30.815 --> 44:33.734 I think so! Look, it was taken 50 years ago! 44:34.986 --> 44:36.737 Hey, this is the same car. 44:37.697 --> 44:41.742 Yes. That day, it rained heavily. 44:42.493 --> 44:47.748 Tina and I were in the backseat. I kissed her. She ran off embarrassed. 44:49.917 --> 44:51.877 Anytime you want to use the car, feel free. 44:52.044 --> 44:53.921 Isn't this is a lovely car, Murli? 44:54.505 --> 44:56.424 We've called it the 'Kissing Car'. Want to know why? 44:56.841 --> 44:59.593 Why don't you two go for a drive? 45:16.777 --> 45:18.029 "What\x92s up, Bro...?" 45:18.446 --> 45:20.364 "Your smile's wider than the Ganges" 45:20.823 --> 45:22.366 "What\x92s up, Bro...?" 45:23.951 --> 45:25.369 "C'mon, Bro..." 45:25.619 --> 45:26.871 "C'mon..." 45:27.663 --> 45:28.873 "C'mon, Bro..." 45:29.457 --> 45:30.916 "C'mon..." 45:31.584 --> 45:32.918 "You have to tell me, man!" 45:33.169 --> 45:34.920 "C'mon... - Get the cards printed." 45:35.171 --> 45:36.088 "C'mon, Bro..." 45:36.672 --> 45:38.424 "What...? - Where's my Tuxedo?" 45:39.508 --> 45:41.427 "The deal's done!" 45:41.677 --> 45:44.764 "I said, the... deal... is... done!!" 45:46.891 --> 45:48.809 "The deal's done!" 45:53.564 --> 45:55.733 "Start at the beginning, Bro!" 45:55.983 --> 45:58.736 "From the top! So where did you go?" 45:59.028 --> 46:01.072 "The question is not 'where'..." 46:01.489 --> 46:04.408 "it's 'how'..." 46:04.950 --> 46:07.370 "How, Bro? - In the Kissing Car, dude!!" 46:08.120 --> 46:11.374 "OK, I've heard of side-car... NASCAR... ...Madagascar... even Oscar!!" 46:11.624 --> 46:13.584 "What the heck is a Kissing Car?" 46:13.834 --> 46:16.045 "One in which you kiss, moron!" 46:19.799 --> 46:21.050 "So I found..." 46:21.467 --> 46:23.052 ...a Kissing Car..." 46:23.677 --> 46:26.889 "...and we melted like candy bars!" 46:27.139 --> 46:29.392 "But Bro, didn't the driver peep?" 46:29.642 --> 46:34.355 "A 100 rupee bill made him crawl..." 46:34.605 --> 46:37.900 "...promptly heard the nature's call!" 46:38.442 --> 46:40.403 "You're a genius!" 46:40.820 --> 46:41.737 "Go on...?" 46:41.946 --> 46:43.406 "A kiss here..." 46:43.656 --> 46:45.408 "...a cuddle there." 46:45.616 --> 46:48.911 "She said, 'Munna, you're my teddy bear!" 46:50.996 --> 46:52.415 "Really, Bro?" 46:52.706 --> 46:55.418 "It's signed, sealed, delivered, buddy boy!!" 46:56.710 --> 46:58.754 "It's signed, sealed, delivered, buddy boy!!" 47:08.472 --> 47:10.891 "So then where'd you go?" 47:11.142 --> 47:12.893 "The movies? - No, dude!" 47:13.477 --> 47:15.688 "Chinese food!! - Nope..." 47:16.188 --> 47:18.691 "to the Circus!! - Why?" 47:18.983 --> 47:21.360 "To pay the lion a visit, dude! - Huh?" 47:26.449 --> 47:29.368 "The ring master thanked me for the money..." 47:29.952 --> 47:33.038 "...cracked the whip on the lion's fanny..." 47:35.458 --> 47:37.042 "What happened then, Bro?" 47:37.460 --> 47:38.919 "The lion's roar..." 47:39.128 --> 47:40.713 "...got me a hug so good..." 47:40.963 --> 47:44.383 "I said to Leo, "Once more, dude?" 47:45.050 --> 47:47.928 "Awesome! You called him 'dude'?" 47:48.220 --> 47:51.432 "Her hug was so damn electric..." 47:52.183 --> 47:55.436 "Circuit, my heart went ballistic!" 47:57.480 --> 47:59.398 "Really, Bro?" 47:59.815 --> 48:01.901 "It's signed, sealed, delivered, dude!!" 48:03.194 --> 48:05.321 "It's signed, sealed, delivered, dude!!" 48:08.908 --> 48:09.867 "Hey, Circuit!" 48:10.075 --> 48:12.536 "The deal's done!" 48:29.595 --> 48:33.015 "Did it really happen, Bro? - Yup!" 48:45.110 --> 48:50.407 Freaky! Any song I sing, Bapu arrives. 48:51.784 --> 48:55.704 You are singing a love song, while Jhanvi has fallen in love with someone else. 48:55.996 --> 48:59.416 Who? - An intellectual, honest man! 48:59.667 --> 49:01.001 "Who is he, Bapu?" 49:01.210 --> 49:02.586 A professor... 49:02.836 --> 49:04.547 What's his name? I'll whack the daylights... 49:04.547 --> 49:06.507 Professor Murli Prasad Sharma. 49:08.968 --> 49:11.679 Hey Bapu. Teasing me, are you? 49:11.929 --> 49:13.681 No Son, it's true. 49:13.931 --> 49:16.392 She loves the Professor you pretend to be. Not you. 49:17.184 --> 49:19.353 Tell her the truth tomorrow. 49:19.937 --> 49:22.856 If you keep lying, she will leave you one day. 49:23.607 --> 49:25.526 "If I tell her the truth, she will leave me tomorrow! 49:26.443 --> 49:28.529 You promised you would do one job for me? 49:29.446 --> 49:31.365 Give me any other job, Bapu. I can't do this. 49:31.907 --> 49:33.701 This is all I want. 49:33.951 --> 49:35.703 Live truthfully. 49:37.871 --> 49:40.457 Circuit, take Bapu home. 49:54.388 --> 49:59.310 Okay Bapu, let's go. 50:00.227 --> 50:03.439 This is Mumbai city. Must not roam alone at night. 50:03.856 --> 50:05.107 Hey Circuit! - Yeah, Bro! 50:05.357 --> 50:07.443 Why are you looking that way? Bapu is here. 50:07.860 --> 50:10.779 Speak the truth and live with pride, son. 50:11.363 --> 50:16.243 Bapu, don't wander around. The last train's gone. 50:16.452 --> 50:18.120 Now we'll have to take a cab. 50:18.329 --> 50:21.790 Circuit, you're drunk. Hold Bapu's hand and take him home. 50:22.583 --> 50:24.793 Can't see the man, how will I see his hand. 50:26.337 --> 50:28.797 Found him!! Off we go! 50:30.007 --> 50:34.303 Bapu, don't wander at night. Not good for health. 50:35.262 --> 50:37.306 Get dark circles under the eyes. 50:38.474 --> 50:41.352 Come sit. Okay! Bye-bye. 50:42.061 --> 50:43.145 Drop him off, please. 50:43.395 --> 50:45.314 Whom should I drop? - How the heck should I know? 50:47.566 --> 50:51.820 Your chosen path will show you suffering, son. 50:52.988 --> 50:55.908 You'll need me some day. Till then, good bye. 51:03.499 --> 51:05.084 Hello! - 'Hello..."' 51:05.334 --> 51:07.294 Jhanvi? - Hi, Murli! Are you at the college? 51:08.045 --> 51:09.797 Yes. I'm giving a lecture. 51:10.547 --> 51:12.299 Guess what! I'm in your college. 51:14.593 --> 51:16.470 Why? - To meet the Principal. 51:16.929 --> 51:17.930 Why? 51:18.555 --> 51:21.141 Come over. I'll tell you. - I'll come. 51:21.392 --> 51:23.310 But don't meet the Principal. - Why? 51:23.602 --> 51:27.773 I'll finish my lecture and see you at the cafeteria! 51:28.023 --> 51:30.943 Ok, relax! I'll wait here for you! 51:31.860 --> 51:33.779 Circuit, we have an emergency! 51:38.158 --> 51:39.785 Eh! Let me carry that. 51:42.663 --> 51:44.498 Hello Jhanvi. - Hi Murli... 51:46.041 --> 51:48.335 Ok, the Principal is slimmer than a leech! 51:48.711 --> 51:51.338 He's also a crazy amnesiac... 51:51.588 --> 51:53.841 He looked at me once and asked, 'Who are you? 51:54.091 --> 51:55.843 Relax, don't get so excited. 51:56.051 --> 51:58.011 Excuse me... - Hang on, I'm busy! 51:59.012 --> 52:04.351 Rascal. Skipping classes again? Come in, right now. 52:04.727 --> 52:06.228 Who's that? 52:06.478 --> 52:09.356 Our Geography Professor. 52:09.356 --> 52:11.275 Who's he? - Must be his father!! 52:11.567 --> 52:13.277 Why do you want to meet the Principal? 52:13.527 --> 52:17.114 I'm organizing a surprise birthday party For Atmaram tomorrow. 52:17.448 --> 52:19.116 Atmaram? 52:19.366 --> 52:21.785 The new guy who was thrown out by his son? 52:21.994 --> 52:23.120 Yes. Hari. 52:23.412 --> 52:24.788 Hey, Jimi Hendrix... scram!! 52:25.038 --> 52:28.292 Atmaram misses his son a lot. He calls him often. 52:28.542 --> 52:30.794 But his son neither picks up nor calls back! 52:31.420 --> 52:32.796 Good Morning, sir. 52:33.046 --> 52:35.132 Good Morning. Good Morning... - Bye bye Sir... 52:35.382 --> 52:36.800 Bye bye. Okay... 52:37.050 --> 52:38.135 The Principal once... 52:38.385 --> 52:41.138 Good Morning, Professor. Good Morning. 52:41.430 --> 52:42.347 Good Morning. 52:42.639 --> 52:45.976 Professor, you're the best teacher. 52:46.393 --> 52:47.936 Somebody tell him he's not Tom Hanks! 52:48.353 --> 52:49.813 Mr. Dubey, I'm a little busy now. 52:50.022 --> 52:52.483 You're so good, you ought to be the Principal. 52:53.025 --> 52:58.822 Our Principal is a twat! This table is smarter than him. 52:59.406 --> 53:01.158 But then, we're all twats compared to our great Professor! 53:01.408 --> 53:03.160 Mr. Dubey, Madam Whack is calling you... 53:04.119 --> 53:05.746 Thank you. Bye. 53:09.374 --> 53:10.751 Who's Madam Whack? 53:11.043 --> 53:15.088 Whack is what you'll get now. Stop over acting. Get out! 53:15.839 --> 53:17.299 Good Morning, Sir. 53:18.509 --> 53:20.469 You chaps know what to do. - Yeah, Bro. 53:25.641 --> 53:26.558 Hello! 53:27.351 --> 53:29.269 I spoke to his son, but he just refused to come. 53:30.187 --> 53:33.315 I really want to cheer up Atmaram! 53:38.403 --> 53:39.780 Ask the Principal to call the Police. - Police? 53:40.155 --> 53:42.449 Why is Frankenstein following me? 53:48.997 --> 53:51.291 How does the Principal fit into this story? 53:51.667 --> 53:53.794 Principal and Atmaram are old friends. 53:54.044 --> 53:57.840 I've come to invite him. Atmaram will be happy to meet his buddies again. 53:58.048 --> 53:59.967 Don't invite him. He's a depressing guy. 54:00.467 --> 54:02.427 Attempts suicide every weekend. 54:02.928 --> 54:04.847 Chews sleeping pills like gum. 54:06.014 --> 54:07.099 Oh! Hi! 54:07.307 --> 54:10.769 I'm Shyam. You've met Ram, my twin. He doesn't wear glasses. 54:11.186 --> 54:14.731 Hey you! Hey you! Hey, where did he go? 54:17.818 --> 54:19.778 Call the police. 54:20.237 --> 54:22.114 See, that's the mad Principal. Calls the police when... 54:22.322 --> 54:23.907 students don't finish homework. 54:24.116 --> 54:25.784 Where'd he go? He was just here. 54:26.326 --> 54:27.369 He's the Principal? 54:27.578 --> 54:28.954 Tell Bro, we have to escape from here. 54:29.204 --> 54:30.789 Sir, it's time for class. 54:31.039 --> 54:33.292 Sorry, I have to rush. My next class is starting. 54:34.668 --> 54:38.964 But fret not! I'll bring Atmaram a gift he will never forget! 54:39.214 --> 54:42.134 Hey you... Hey... - Sir, just coming... 54:42.384 --> 54:45.304 "Want to race, Vin Diesel? Let's go! - Somebody catch him! 54:45.637 --> 54:47.806 You plan the party. Leave the rest to me. 54:48.140 --> 54:50.309 You will see Atmaram smiling tomorrow. 54:50.559 --> 54:52.436 I promise! Hey, taxi! 54:53.854 --> 54:55.439 Where'd he go? 55:07.618 --> 55:09.745 I want to meet Hari Desai. - Your name? 55:09.953 --> 55:11.914 I'm Murli Prasad Sharma. - What's your business? 55:12.956 --> 55:14.750 Private matter. - He's in a meeting. 55:15.000 --> 55:16.919 I will pass on your message. 55:21.340 --> 55:23.258 Tell him, the job's done. 55:23.842 --> 55:26.261 The corpse is in the car boot, behind his house. 55:26.929 --> 55:28.805 I've come for my payment. Where's his office? 55:31.391 --> 55:33.310 Don't stress. I'll tell him myself. 55:35.354 --> 55:37.439 Okay, fine. Meet you at the theatre. 55:38.190 --> 55:40.776 Sunday, 3 p.m. Show. - Make that 6 p.m. Buddy! 55:41.860 --> 55:43.779 Because at 5 p.m. You will meet your dad... 55:44.071 --> 55:45.781 ...with a fine cake... 55:46.073 --> 55:48.450 ...that will read "Happy Birthday Pops!" 55:49.910 --> 55:51.828 I'll see you on Sunday - Bye! 55:53.872 --> 55:56.291 How did you enter - Through the door. 55:57.042 --> 55:58.794 Why? You prefer the window? 55:59.044 --> 56:01.463 Now, what are you planning to gift your father? 56:02.965 --> 56:06.259 Look, butt out of my family affairs, alright? 56:06.551 --> 56:08.762 Your father misses you, Bro. 56:09.096 --> 56:14.101 Don't stay long, wish him and leave. 56:14.393 --> 56:16.269 You'll put a smile on his face. 56:19.356 --> 56:22.067 Please come with me. - Yeah let's go... 56:24.820 --> 56:26.738 Thank you very much. After you. 56:26.989 --> 56:28.407 Goodbye... Get out. 56:28.824 --> 56:30.742 What do you mean, 'out?' 56:40.877 --> 56:42.796 You don't understand? 56:43.880 --> 56:47.426 Ah! So you want to fight me? Come on. 56:49.052 --> 56:50.804 I used to be a boxing champion. 56:51.013 --> 56:53.974 If you're a boxing champ, I'm a slapping champ. 56:59.187 --> 57:02.774 Hold... Here, higher. To your left. Yes. 57:03.859 --> 57:05.318 This is all your Dad's fault. 57:05.569 --> 57:08.739 A few whacks on your butt would have Produced a disciplined son. 57:16.371 --> 57:18.248 Hello. Hello Bindu... - Yeah. 57:18.582 --> 57:20.250 How are you, honey? - 'Where are you? 57:20.500 --> 57:22.419 Just hanging outside the office. 57:23.003 --> 57:28.091 Listen, order a cake that says, "Happy Birthday Dearest Dad"... 57:28.383 --> 57:30.343 ...and sign off with, "From Hari, your loving son" 57:30.594 --> 57:31.928 "Darling, why the fuss?" 57:32.179 --> 57:34.264 Honey, try to understand he is my father... 57:34.514 --> 57:36.308 "But, why darling...?" - Shut up. Do as I say. 57:36.516 --> 57:39.061 Organize a birthday party. Buy an expensive gift. 57:39.311 --> 57:43.899 And... call a carpenter! This balcony needs a safety grill. 57:43.899 --> 57:47.861 Urgent...... Take me up.. Please! 57:47.861 --> 57:50.280 Happy birthday to you. 57:51.531 --> 57:54.785 Happy birthday to you. 57:55.535 --> 57:58.789 Happy birthday dear Atmaram. 57:59.372 --> 58:01.792 Happy birthday to you. 58:03.168 --> 58:05.712 You are the best Dad ever. 58:07.047 --> 58:09.758 We'll forget you never. 58:10.801 --> 58:14.221 "Happy birthday dearest Dad," 58:15.013 --> 58:17.766 Happy birthday to you. 58:47.003 --> 58:48.964 How did you manage this? 58:49.506 --> 58:52.801 I went to his office. Explained to him graciously. 58:53.009 --> 58:54.136 He understood. 58:54.386 --> 59:01.309 Someone else would've slapped him, hung him from the building. 59:01.560 --> 59:03.436 But violence never works! 59:03.854 --> 59:05.689 This is really unbelievable. 59:06.439 --> 59:08.358 Thank you so much, Murli. 59:10.569 --> 59:13.530 I have another surprise for you. 59:14.948 --> 59:16.908 Can you come with me tomorrow? 59:17.576 --> 59:18.743 Where? 59:19.327 --> 59:20.745 Bomi Uncle... 59:21.454 --> 59:23.081 ...may I borrow your car? 59:28.545 --> 59:33.258 Lucky, I'm told in India a kid's born every 2 seconds. 59:35.093 --> 59:36.761 Possible. So? 59:37.095 --> 59:40.265 So therefore there will be a marriage every second? 59:40.974 --> 59:41.933 Yeah. So? 59:42.184 --> 59:45.061 So a boy must proclaim love to a girl every 1/2 a second? 59:46.479 --> 59:47.397 So? 59:48.481 --> 59:50.400 Hell, it's been 2 months. 59:50.817 --> 59:52.360 I still can't muster the courage to tell her. 59:52.569 --> 59:54.446 Courage to say what? 59:55.363 --> 59:56.406 That. 59:56.990 --> 59:58.074 What? 59:58.366 --> 01:00:00.118 Just that. 01:00:00.869 --> 01:00:02.454 Just what? 01:00:03.038 --> 01:00:04.789 Just that... 01:00:05.665 --> 01:00:09.461 ...That'l like you. Be my wife'. 01:00:14.090 --> 01:00:19.554 Cowboy you stick to breaking bones And grabbing villas... 01:00:19.804 --> 01:00:21.890 Leave this wedding talk to me. I'll talk to her father. 01:00:22.057 --> 01:00:24.643 Her dad's no more. She lives with six old folks. 01:00:29.773 --> 01:00:32.192 Where does she live? - Somewhere in Versova. 01:00:33.610 --> 01:00:35.528 Bro goes there alone. Feels shy to take me along. 01:00:35.946 --> 01:00:37.906 Here's the address, Munna. This house must be grabbed. 01:00:38.114 --> 01:00:39.074 Forget it! 01:00:39.366 --> 01:00:41.243 But Sir, how will they reach without the address? 01:00:41.618 --> 01:00:43.578 Did you land up on Earth with an address? 01:00:44.037 --> 01:00:46.248 Ask Mommy, were you born holding a map? 01:00:48.333 --> 01:00:50.252 Munna, forget this job. 01:00:51.002 --> 01:00:53.088 Just relax! 01:00:54.047 --> 01:00:56.591 Take your gurly-wurly to Goal 01:00:57.676 --> 01:00:59.594 Goa? - Lovely romantic place. 01:00:59.844 --> 01:01:05.267 Gentle waves, the setting sun. You and her, alone on a boat. 01:01:05.684 --> 01:01:11.523 When the sun has sat, tell her... 01:01:11.773 --> 01:01:14.192 ....Marry me or leave the boat. It's my boat'. 01:01:14.859 --> 01:01:16.069 I assure you, she won't jump into the water. 01:01:16.278 --> 01:01:18.989 She won't come with me alone. - No, no, not alone. 01:01:19.322 --> 01:01:21.199 Take the oldies with you. 01:01:21.616 --> 01:01:24.536 Cuckoo, book their air tickets! 01:01:24.953 --> 01:01:26.871 The trip's on me. 01:01:27.872 --> 01:01:29.207 Just go to Goa. 01:01:29.624 --> 01:01:32.210 Put a ring on her finger, leave the 'house business' to me. 01:01:56.860 --> 01:01:58.737 Anything happened? - No. With you? 01:01:58.987 --> 01:02:01.573 I called her. But she was out. 01:02:02.115 --> 01:02:04.743 Can I ask why your girl walked past giggling? 01:02:05.368 --> 01:02:07.037 I told her a joke. - What? 01:02:07.287 --> 01:02:11.499 You go on a drive to tell her jokes? Give me the keys. 01:02:11.750 --> 01:02:12.834 They're in the car! 01:02:13.043 --> 01:02:16.004 Careless bugger. Forgot the keys too. Idiot. 01:02:17.380 --> 01:02:18.548 Hurry. Pack your bags. 01:02:18.798 --> 01:02:20.717 We're leaving for Goa. - Goa? 01:02:21.134 --> 01:02:22.552 Goa? But why? 01:02:22.802 --> 01:02:25.221 For a wedding. 01:02:26.181 --> 01:02:29.100 Who is getting married? 01:02:29.809 --> 01:02:31.519 You tell them. 01:02:32.312 --> 01:02:34.856 Hope you won't object? - To what? 01:02:42.614 --> 01:02:44.199 But first tell us who's getting married 01:02:44.616 --> 01:02:47.535 No, I can't tell you. - Ok, but where are we going? 01:02:50.914 --> 01:02:54.542 Tell us. We won't tell a soul. 01:02:54.793 --> 01:02:56.753 What's going on? 01:03:16.564 --> 01:03:19.526 Who's she? - Surprise gift!! 01:03:19.734 --> 01:03:21.694 Bomi's Tina? - Yessss! 01:03:40.713 --> 01:03:42.132 "A precious quarter remains with you." 01:03:42.382 --> 01:03:47.554 "Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!" 01:03:49.180 --> 01:03:51.015 "A precious quarter remains with you." 01:03:51.266 --> 01:03:55.854 "Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!" 01:03:57.772 --> 01:03:59.524 "Life's buck..." 01:03:59.774 --> 01:04:01.234 "...went down the drain..." 01:04:01.609 --> 01:04:05.029 "...but the magic quarter still remains!" 01:04:06.322 --> 01:04:08.116 "Life's buck..." 01:04:08.616 --> 01:04:11.828 "...went down the drain..." 01:04:12.912 --> 01:04:14.164 "...but the magic quarter still remains!" 01:04:14.622 --> 01:04:17.000 "A precious quarter..." 01:04:17.208 --> 01:04:19.127 "...remains with you." 01:04:19.711 --> 01:04:22.046 "Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!" 01:04:58.791 --> 01:05:02.545 "So many dreams buried in our hearts..." 01:05:03.379 --> 01:05:06.508 ". .. battles lost before the start." 01:05:07.884 --> 01:05:11.513 "But now we'll rise, come fall or pain..." 01:05:12.138 --> 01:05:14.516 "...for the magic quarter still remains!" 01:05:15.767 --> 01:05:17.977 "A precious quarter..." 01:05:18.228 --> 01:05:20.480 "...remains with you." 01:05:20.730 --> 01:05:23.483 "Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!" 01:05:51.386 --> 01:05:55.056 "Back foot! We've played the game on the back foot!" 01:05:55.848 --> 01:05:59.519 "Front foot! It's time to move to the front foot!" 01:06:00.144 --> 01:06:04.023 "'Second Innings' is a whole new race..." 01:06:04.899 --> 01:06:06.985 "...going to knock the ball to outer space!" 01:06:08.111 --> 01:06:10.488 "A precious quarter..." 01:06:10.697 --> 01:06:12.615 "...remains with you." 01:06:13.116 --> 01:06:15.827 "Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!" 01:06:16.661 --> 01:06:18.913 "Life's buck..." 01:06:19.581 --> 01:06:22.500 "...went down the drain..." 01:06:23.585 --> 01:06:25.169 "...but the magic quarter still remains!" 01:06:25.587 --> 01:06:27.505 "A precious quarter..." 01:06:27.797 --> 01:06:30.008 "...remains with you." 01:06:30.592 --> 01:06:33.011 "Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!" 01:06:45.607 --> 01:06:47.525 Jhanvi... - Hi, Murli... 01:06:47.775 --> 01:06:51.529 Want to tell you something important. Can you come down, please? 01:06:53.114 --> 01:06:53.990 What? 01:07:01.080 --> 01:07:03.541 What are you looking for? - Something very important... 01:07:05.126 --> 01:07:06.502 Not this ring? 01:07:06.711 --> 01:07:08.630 Hey, how did you get this? 01:07:09.756 --> 01:07:11.007 Is it for someone? 01:07:11.257 --> 01:07:14.010 A lady's ring must be for a special lady right? 01:07:14.761 --> 01:07:16.679 So you found a nice Goan girl, huh? 01:07:17.680 --> 01:07:18.640 Yes. 01:07:19.807 --> 01:07:21.517 Does her name start with 'M'? 01:07:21.768 --> 01:07:23.144 My name starts with 'M'. 01:07:23.561 --> 01:07:26.272 So her name begins with 'J"! I'm so jealous. 01:07:26.814 --> 01:07:28.483 Don't you worry. 01:07:29.067 --> 01:07:30.485 Lucky girl. 01:07:30.735 --> 01:07:33.655 So, if I like someone, she's a lucky girl? 01:07:34.238 --> 01:07:35.990 Of course Murli. 01:07:36.282 --> 01:07:39.494 Jhanvi, there's something important I must say. 01:07:39.869 --> 01:07:43.831 Give that 'J' girl this ring first, then we'll chat. 01:07:44.082 --> 01:07:46.542 But I must talk to you before I give the ring 01:07:49.921 --> 01:07:51.547 So, tell me. 01:07:52.632 --> 01:07:54.884 Jhanvi, don't say the word 'No'. 01:07:55.635 --> 01:07:58.554 If your answer is 'no', just turn and leave. 01:07:59.639 --> 01:08:01.265 But don't say 'No'. 01:08:01.683 --> 01:08:03.559 I will not say 'No'. 01:08:05.311 --> 01:08:09.148 Jhanvi, I... my heart... 01:08:15.655 --> 01:08:17.490 Go ahead. Take it. 01:08:20.743 --> 01:08:25.832 What? When? How can they do that? 01:08:26.582 --> 01:08:28.918 Murli, someone's broken into our house. He's throwing out our furniture. 01:08:29.585 --> 01:08:33.005 Call the cops right now. Which builder? 01:08:35.925 --> 01:08:38.511 Bro, how's it hanging'? - 'Someone's broken into Jhanvi's house..." 01:08:39.303 --> 01:08:42.515 I'll rip him apart. 01:08:42.765 --> 01:08:45.017 What's the address? - In Versova... 01:08:45.268 --> 01:08:47.186 I'm in Versova too. Don't worry. Which street? 01:08:47.562 --> 01:08:48.521 Jetty Road. 01:08:48.730 --> 01:08:50.481 I'm right there. Hey, Rambo, get the car! 01:08:50.815 --> 01:08:52.483 Plot 22. It's a yellow house. 01:08:54.861 --> 01:08:58.114 Which plot, Bro? - Plot 22. Hurry. 01:09:05.705 --> 01:09:07.457 Bro, that house is current 'job'! 01:09:07.665 --> 01:09:11.002 Have you gone mad? - Bro, I'm following Lucky Singh's orders! 01:09:21.387 --> 01:09:25.850 Enough. In these poses, paste film stars. 01:09:26.684 --> 01:09:28.978 For this one, use world leaders. 01:09:29.562 --> 01:09:31.981 Make one photo with the Queen of London. 01:09:34.776 --> 01:09:36.652 You look happy! 01:09:37.737 --> 01:09:39.655 Got the 2nd Innings house. 01:09:39.989 --> 01:09:42.992 How? Khurana's been trying for 2 years. 01:09:43.284 --> 01:09:45.995 Khurana uses astrologers for business decisions. 01:09:46.871 --> 01:09:51.000 I use brains... 01:09:51.375 --> 01:09:54.629 ...not feng shui! 01:09:55.046 --> 01:09:58.508 He's bought all the land around that house... 01:09:58.758 --> 01:10:01.552 ...but without the house his millions would be toilet paper! 01:10:02.136 --> 01:10:03.554 Sir, Mr. Khurana is here. 01:10:03.763 --> 01:10:08.017 Lovely-dovely! He'll be thrilled to see the keys! 01:10:09.769 --> 01:10:12.980 The 2nd Innings House is yours. Consider it a wedding gift. 01:10:17.026 --> 01:10:21.531 Lucky Singh, this marriage cannot happen. 01:10:22.156 --> 01:10:25.535 But why? - I've read your daughter's horoscope. 01:10:26.953 --> 01:10:28.704 She is 'manglik'. - S07? 01:10:28.913 --> 01:10:33.042 Her stars are inauspicious. The man she marries will be destroyed! 01:10:33.251 --> 01:10:35.545 Our daughter is a good soul. 01:10:35.837 --> 01:10:41.259 The horoscope clearly says, if Sunny marries her... 01:10:43.177 --> 01:10:47.098 ...he will die within the year. 01:10:48.182 --> 01:10:49.600 Khurana, you really believe this stuff? 01:10:49.851 --> 01:10:52.061 Of course. 01:10:52.895 --> 01:10:56.566 I owe my prosperity to my Astrologer. 01:10:57.149 --> 01:10:58.734 When my business was sinking... 01:10:58.901 --> 01:11:02.738 he asked me to add a 'K' to my name... 01:11:03.322 --> 01:11:05.575 It's better numerology. Look at me today. 01:11:07.410 --> 01:11:11.581 If only your daughter was born a few hours later! 01:11:13.958 --> 01:11:15.710 Bad timing Dear!! 01:11:19.922 --> 01:11:22.550 If you'd delivered Simran 5 minutes later... 01:11:23.092 --> 01:11:25.011 ...her birth date would've changed. 01:11:25.636 --> 01:11:26.554 How? 01:11:27.346 --> 01:11:29.223 Simran was born at 11;55, right? 01:11:29.432 --> 01:11:30.349 Yes. 01:11:30.725 --> 01:11:35.062 If you just held on for 5 more minutes, the date would've been 8th. Not 7th. 01:11:36.606 --> 01:11:37.523 Get it? 01:11:38.065 --> 01:11:43.613 Hang on... wasn't your daughter born at 11:55... AM.?? 01:11:44.572 --> 01:11:47.158 No, your holiness!! It was 11:55 P.M.!! 01:11:47.783 --> 01:11:53.164 Her horoscope here shows it was morning. 01:11:53.539 --> 01:11:54.498 Never. 01:11:59.003 --> 01:12:00.922 Old man Subramanium! - Subramanium? 01:12:01.923 --> 01:12:06.636 My typist. A bit deaf. When I dictate he reads my lips. 01:12:06.928 --> 01:12:09.597 AM, PM, same lip movement, isn't it?" 01:12:11.223 --> 01:12:12.808 "Writes 'liar' for 'lawyer'. 01:12:13.225 --> 01:12:14.769 'Risky' business becomes 'whiskey' business." 01:12:15.186 --> 01:12:21.609 Send us an email' becomes 'Send us a female'! 01:12:23.194 --> 01:12:26.614 One of my suppliers did!! How embarrassing! 01:12:28.199 --> 01:12:33.120 Oye Cuckoo! Buy that Subramanium a hearing aid. 01:12:33.371 --> 01:12:36.832 Who's Subramanium? - Buy for both ears. 01:12:37.708 --> 01:12:43.631 If I whisper, it must echo like loudspeakers in his ears. Thanks Cuckoo. 01:12:46.300 --> 01:12:50.179 I'm glad that this misunderstanding is cleared. 01:12:50.805 --> 01:12:54.183 Delivered her at the perfect time. Well done. 01:12:55.017 --> 01:12:56.143 Now, do take the house keys. 01:12:56.394 --> 01:13:01.649 No, no. Hold on. We'll accept the key only on the wedding day. At 10;27 P. M... 01:13:02.400 --> 01:13:06.445 Lovey-Dovely!! Bring out the sweets! The wedding's finally on!! 01:13:08.739 --> 01:13:10.491 The deal is done. 01:13:21.252 --> 01:13:23.170 You knew, didn't you? - What? 01:13:23.879 --> 01:13:25.673 That it was Jhanvi's house. 01:13:26.007 --> 01:13:27.758 The Goa trip was a scam, right? 01:13:27.967 --> 01:13:30.803 What if I muscle my way into your house and claim it's mine?? 01:13:31.303 --> 01:13:34.807 "Listen Madam, the property lease is in his name. 01:13:35.224 --> 01:13:36.183 And now he has possession too." 01:13:36.392 --> 01:13:39.311 But they should've sent us a notice Before the lease transferred! 01:13:39.562 --> 01:13:43.149 "BMC must've sent you a notice. Do check at the post office." 01:13:43.733 --> 01:13:49.488 "Got that house with grace, didn't 1? No violence." 01:13:49.947 --> 01:13:53.159 I'll gift you and your doll a flat in the suburbs. Lots of fresh air... 01:13:53.409 --> 01:13:56.787 and great for rosy-cheeked kids! 01:13:57.038 --> 01:13:58.497 Why can't you help us? 01:13:58.748 --> 01:14:03.502 "Madam, we can't help you. Get yourselves a lawyer." 01:14:04.253 --> 01:14:06.172 Give me the house keys. 01:14:07.882 --> 01:14:09.800 Listen Munna. Don't interfere. 01:14:10.217 --> 01:14:16.140 This house is promised to Khurana as Simran's wedding gift. 01:14:18.350 --> 01:14:23.606 "Lucky, I'll get you the Mayor's mansion if you wish. 01:14:23.856 --> 01:14:25.441 But let this one go! 01:14:25.691 --> 01:14:27.610 Instead, why don't you leave this chicky? 01:14:28.277 --> 01:14:30.112 I'll find you a Miss India type model. 01:14:30.446 --> 01:14:32.114 Keep Jhanvi out of this. 01:14:32.364 --> 01:14:36.619 No you keep romance out of business. Don't mix the two. 01:14:37.495 --> 01:14:39.288 Too late for that, buddy boy! 01:14:39.705 --> 01:14:48.172 That house is mine. You've set the pitch. Now watch my bat break you balls! 01:14:53.427 --> 01:14:55.346 You took the ol'geezers to Goal 01:14:56.430 --> 01:14:57.348 You. 01:14:57.807 --> 01:14:59.725 Your best friend... 01:15:00.392 --> 01:15:02.144 ...emptied the house! 01:15:03.229 --> 01:15:07.108 Should I tell your girl what kind of 'Professor' you really are? 01:15:07.441 --> 01:15:09.610 "Hello... Hello," 01:15:13.906 --> 01:15:14.824 "Hello" 01:15:16.200 --> 01:15:18.452 Hello. Is Ballu there? - Wrong number. 01:15:19.537 --> 01:15:21.122 Sorry wrong number. 01:15:23.374 --> 01:15:26.293 Go! Practice your batting! 01:15:27.545 --> 01:15:31.632 "Move aside. "Just chill, chill, just chill" 01:15:36.762 --> 01:15:39.306 "Sorry, Bro! 01:15:40.432 --> 01:15:42.268 I should've called you at least! 01:15:43.352 --> 01:15:47.439 But I didn't want to disturb you for a small job. 01:15:52.236 --> 01:15:54.196 "Don't be upset, Bro. Stay cool! 01:15:55.406 --> 01:15:57.658 I'll explain things to her. 01:16:00.452 --> 01:16:04.165 What will you explain? 01:16:04.623 --> 01:16:06.167 That I'm a goon? 01:16:07.168 --> 01:16:09.128 Can't you do anything right? 01:16:30.900 --> 01:16:36.405 "Rama, the Lord of heavens..." 01:16:37.239 --> 01:16:42.161 "...Blessed is thy name..." 01:16:43.245 --> 01:16:47.541 Hello! What took you so long? 01:16:48.959 --> 01:16:53.339 Bapu, for the first time in my life, I have a problem I can't solve. 01:16:55.257 --> 01:16:57.676 Get me out of this. 01:16:58.260 --> 01:17:00.179 There's one solution. - What? 01:17:01.263 --> 01:17:02.848 Kidnap Lucky's daughter. 01:17:03.265 --> 01:17:07.102 Strike a deal with him. His daughter in return for the house. 01:17:09.396 --> 01:17:11.273 I already rejected that idea last night. 01:17:11.857 --> 01:17:13.651 Another solution -just shoot Lucky. 01:17:14.360 --> 01:17:19.114 Hey Bapu, your ideas are suicidal. 01:17:19.865 --> 01:17:22.576 These aren't my ideas son, they're yours. 01:17:23.202 --> 01:17:25.120 Isn't it how you've done things so far? 01:17:25.704 --> 01:17:29.291 You're not going to follow my ways. So what's the point? 01:17:30.209 --> 01:17:35.130 Okay. Show me your way. I am ready to try anything. 01:17:37.383 --> 01:17:39.677 I don't think you can. - Why? 01:17:40.261 --> 01:17:41.512 Trust me, I'm bloody brave! 01:17:41.762 --> 01:17:45.182 My way isn't easy. But success is guaranteed. 01:17:47.226 --> 01:17:49.144 I'll get the house back? - I promise. 01:17:49.395 --> 01:17:52.147 Jhanvi won't leave me, will she? 01:17:52.898 --> 01:17:54.817 She'll always stay proudly by your side. 01:17:56.568 --> 01:17:58.696 You seem confident. Tell me what to do. 01:18:00.447 --> 01:18:02.157 Ask for forgiveness. 01:18:02.616 --> 01:18:04.243 Forgiveness? From whom? 01:18:12.710 --> 01:18:14.670 Is it so necessary to apologize? 01:18:15.212 --> 01:18:17.298 I want to see how brave you really are. 01:18:17.881 --> 01:18:19.133 What do you mean? 01:18:19.383 --> 01:18:24.805 Slapping someone is easy. Apologizing requires courage. 01:18:27.391 --> 01:18:28.809 Go, son! 01:18:42.740 --> 01:18:45.159 What are you doing here? - Nothing, Bro. 01:18:45.868 --> 01:18:48.495 Was missing Mom a lot. 01:18:49.413 --> 01:18:51.332 Just came and sat here. 01:18:53.917 --> 01:18:55.836 I want to tell you something. 01:18:56.378 --> 01:18:58.172 Go on, Bro. 01:18:58.464 --> 01:19:00.507 Don't think I'm drunk, okay? 01:19:01.759 --> 01:19:03.344 What's wrong, Bro? 01:19:03.594 --> 01:19:06.180 Turn away. Don't look into my eyes. 01:19:12.311 --> 01:19:14.772 I want to say, I'm sorry. 01:19:16.690 --> 01:19:18.442 Couldn't sleep all night. 01:19:18.859 --> 01:19:21.153 ...thinking about old times! 01:19:22.404 --> 01:19:30.120 Remember, when I was shot, I was in great pain. 01:19:32.915 --> 01:19:34.833 You cradled me in your arms. 01:19:35.459 --> 01:19:37.127 And sang me to sleep. 01:19:37.544 --> 01:19:39.671 I can't believe I slapped you. 01:19:43.509 --> 01:19:48.847 And the time, when I had craving for Chinese food at 3 a. M... 01:19:50.224 --> 01:19:52.643 ...you promptly kidnapped that 5 star chef... 01:19:53.685 --> 01:19:55.646 ...and we ate 'hoi-sin' noodles till morning! 01:19:57.398 --> 01:19:59.149 I can't believe I slapped you. 01:20:01.485 --> 01:20:03.153 Forgive me, buddy! 01:20:03.445 --> 01:20:05.155 You don't need to say this, Bro 01:20:19.795 --> 01:20:21.672 Hey, I said sorry, didn't 1? 01:20:24.007 --> 01:20:27.678 Thank you Bapu. I feel so much lighter now. 01:20:28.595 --> 01:20:31.557 What should I do next? - Now you must win over Lucky with love. 01:20:31.765 --> 01:20:35.644 That'll be tough. - Stay cool! Bapu is with you! 01:20:46.321 --> 01:20:50.200 Lucky Singh has trapped you with deceit! 01:20:50.868 --> 01:20:52.202 So what do we do? 01:20:52.453 --> 01:20:54.371 Madam, that's what I'm here for. 01:20:54.830 --> 01:20:58.208 We'll file a case - lllegal possession of property. 01:20:58.834 --> 01:21:00.711 Let him not think we're weak. 01:21:01.462 --> 01:21:03.213 How long will it take to get back our house? 01:21:03.839 --> 01:21:05.424 15 years... at least. 01:21:07.759 --> 01:21:12.347 No No'... Maximum 6 months. We are here! 01:21:13.098 --> 01:21:14.183 Do you guarantee it? 01:21:15.893 --> 01:21:17.769 Buffer another 2 to 4 months. 01:21:18.020 --> 01:21:19.771 Two or four? 01:21:21.857 --> 01:21:23.317 Can't say. 01:21:23.609 --> 01:21:27.821 Judges get transferred. 01:21:28.030 --> 01:21:29.907 Court dates get changed. It's hard to commit. 01:21:30.157 --> 01:21:32.326 Add up and give me a total time. - 4 to 5 years. 01:21:33.410 --> 01:21:35.162 Lets say 6 years! 01:21:35.412 --> 01:21:39.541 Give it to me in writing. - No lawyer will do that. 01:21:40.000 --> 01:21:42.836 You first say 6 months. Now, you won't even guarantee 6 years. 01:21:43.629 --> 01:21:45.506 Come on, let's go. - Where? 01:21:46.048 --> 01:21:47.841 I've just met a lawyer. 01:21:48.217 --> 01:21:50.177 Who? - A great lawyer. 01:21:51.094 --> 01:21:53.347 Studied in London, practiced in South Africa. 01:21:53.597 --> 01:21:55.182 In London? 01:21:58.685 --> 01:22:00.812 It's that new nerd!! - He said stop bully-ing. 01:22:01.313 --> 01:22:02.231 Start Gandhi... ing. 01:22:02.439 --> 01:22:05.150 That Scoundrel. Stealing my clients. 01:22:05.400 --> 01:22:08.111 He said, if your enemy swears at you, smile back at him. 01:22:08.529 --> 01:22:09.446 Listen to Nerdy boy! 01:22:09.863 --> 01:22:13.784 He also said, if someone hits you on one cheek, offer him the other. 01:22:15.035 --> 01:22:18.330 This will reduce hatred, and make him respect you! 01:22:19.873 --> 01:22:24.127 "He also said, to win over your enemy, you don't need lawyers." 01:22:24.461 --> 01:22:26.797 Who said that? Who? 01:22:27.214 --> 01:22:28.799 Who said what? 01:22:41.019 --> 01:22:42.813 What's the problem? - What's the problem? 01:22:54.658 --> 01:22:56.410 What's going on Murli? 01:22:56.660 --> 01:22:58.328 Gandhi... ing. 01:22:58.579 --> 01:23:00.330 The opposite of bully-ing. 01:23:00.539 --> 01:23:02.833 Lucky thinks we're going to fight him. 01:23:03.083 --> 01:23:05.002 Instead we will send him flowers. 01:23:07.379 --> 01:23:08.380 Good morning, pops. 01:23:08.589 --> 01:23:11.800 Mushy morning!! Flowers from Khurana Jr.! 01:23:12.217 --> 01:23:14.136 Sunny? Impossible. 01:23:14.386 --> 01:23:15.804 Why? Had a fight? 01:23:16.054 --> 01:23:17.806 With Sunny? Never. 01:23:18.056 --> 01:23:18.974 Then? 01:23:19.224 --> 01:23:24.104 Their astrologer has said that roses are unlucky for Khurana Sr. 01:23:25.022 --> 01:23:27.441 So all the rose bushes have been cut. 01:23:28.025 --> 01:23:32.112 Even his secretary has changed her name from Rosy... 01:23:32.362 --> 01:23:34.114 ...to Daisy! 01:23:35.949 --> 01:23:38.327 How does Sunny tolerate this nonsense? 01:23:38.619 --> 01:23:40.162 Because his father is a good man. 01:23:40.370 --> 01:23:42.331 A little superstitious. But that's okay. 01:23:42.581 --> 01:23:45.167 A little? He 'elects an auspicious time' to go to pee... 01:23:45.417 --> 01:23:47.336 Adds extra K's to his name for luck. 01:23:47.586 --> 01:23:50.339 Now am I to call him Khurana or K... K... Khurana? 01:23:51.632 --> 01:23:53.300 Would you tolerate me if 1 did all that? 01:23:53.508 --> 01:23:55.344 You're no less. Posing for pictures all day. 01:23:55.594 --> 01:23:57.846 Posing this way and that. 01:23:58.597 --> 01:24:01.350 Then pasting your face with Ash, Bush and the Queen. 01:24:02.309 --> 01:24:05.312 But I still love you. Because you are a good man. 01:24:05.687 --> 01:24:06.855 One minute. 01:24:07.981 --> 01:24:10.442 Then who sent these flowers? 01:24:10.901 --> 01:24:14.237 Your secretary - her skirt's tinier Than her brain! 01:24:14.237 --> 01:24:15.030 Mom! 01:24:15.364 --> 01:24:16.782 Dad, these are for you. 01:24:17.032 --> 01:24:18.784 With a 'Get well soon' card. 01:24:19.034 --> 01:24:22.496 Why? Are you sick? - Just a bit of gas, that's all! 01:24:22.496 --> 01:24:23.121 Ew! 01:24:23.413 --> 01:24:26.291 Oh! So the bimbo worries about your belly now! 01:24:27.042 --> 01:24:28.794 It's signed by a 'Munna'! 01:24:29.878 --> 01:24:32.464 Diddly-do-duck! Don't touch it! It's a bomb! 01:24:36.176 --> 01:24:38.470 Everybody down! Duuuuck 01:24:40.305 --> 01:24:42.641 Stop it, pop. Let's read the card. 01:24:43.183 --> 01:24:44.059 "'Dear Lucky," 01:24:44.518 --> 01:24:47.437 "Dishonesty is a disease." 01:24:49.022 --> 01:24:50.941 "You have it." 01:24:51.525 --> 01:24:53.443 "You are very unwell." 01:24:53.860 --> 01:24:55.612 "But I will cure you." 01:24:55.862 --> 01:24:58.615 "I will be with you till you recover." 01:24:59.032 --> 01:25:00.992 "Look outside your window. Munna." 01:25:06.790 --> 01:25:12.003 "Tired shoulders, graying hair, but with courage beyond compare..." 01:25:12.713 --> 01:25:18.051 "unwavering from the path of truth, these youthful old are really rare." 01:25:18.802 --> 01:25:23.557 "We salute you, O Motherland..." 01:25:24.683 --> 01:25:27.018 for giving us this fearless man. 01:25:27.561 --> 01:25:29.521 "We salute you, O Motherland..." 01:25:30.689 --> 01:25:33.066 for giving us this fearless man. 01:25:41.825 --> 01:25:43.076 Go on. Tell him. 01:25:43.326 --> 01:25:45.245 This night of trauma shall pass, dude... 01:25:46.163 --> 01:25:47.748 ...But not before... 01:25:48.165 --> 01:25:50.083 ...Lucky is doomed! 01:25:51.543 --> 01:25:54.254 What's all this drama, Munna? - It's called "Peaceful protest'. 01:25:54.713 --> 01:25:58.633 We won't fight with you. But we'll stand by your house in protest. 01:25:59.259 --> 01:26:02.763 Until you realize the folly of your ways. 01:26:03.180 --> 01:26:06.433 One of us will be standing here 24 hours. 01:26:06.808 --> 01:26:08.977 If one gets tired, another will take his place. 01:26:09.269 --> 01:26:11.521 We'll pray for your speedy recovery. 01:26:12.105 --> 01:26:16.193 Get well soon, Lucky. - Give us back our house keys. 01:26:21.072 --> 01:26:22.491 Come here. 01:26:44.763 --> 01:26:45.680 Greetings. 01:26:52.479 --> 01:26:54.439 Don't you dare touch Bro. - Circuit, don't. 01:26:55.440 --> 01:27:00.695 Bapu said, 'If the enemy hits you on one cheek, offer him the other'." 01:27:01.613 --> 01:27:03.365 Look, he didn't hit me. 01:27:05.116 --> 01:27:07.035 Bro, he just pummeled youl! 01:27:13.500 --> 01:27:16.837 Bapu didn't say what to do after you are hit on both the cheeks. 01:27:17.921 --> 01:27:18.839 Munna... 01:27:19.589 --> 01:27:22.676 Take a blow, several blows to show that you will not strike back... 01:27:23.426 --> 01:27:26.429 It softens the enemy. 01:27:27.138 --> 01:27:30.475 His hatred for you will give way to respect! 01:27:31.393 --> 01:27:36.815 Show Lucky we will not hit back. Nor waver from our path." 01:27:38.108 --> 01:27:40.443 Apologize, Munna! 01:27:44.948 --> 01:27:46.700 We'd like to take our house in peace... 01:27:46.950 --> 01:27:50.704 ...mess with us and rest in pieces! 01:27:51.621 --> 01:27:53.373 Say sorry. - Why Bro? 01:27:53.623 --> 01:27:58.879 Bapu says it reduces hate, and increases respect. 01:27:59.462 --> 01:28:01.882 Say sorry. - Bapu will ruin our business. 01:28:02.966 --> 01:28:04.885 Hey, road kill!! Get up, I have to apologize! 01:28:06.469 --> 01:28:08.346 Get up or I'll slap you! 01:28:13.518 --> 01:28:14.477 Bro. 01:28:16.021 --> 01:28:18.315 We've grabbed 115 houses. 01:28:20.025 --> 01:28:21.985 Pulled off 52 kidnappings. 01:28:23.570 --> 01:28:27.490 Broken at least 250 bones. 01:28:29.409 --> 01:28:31.328 But never went to jail. 01:28:31.870 --> 01:28:33.788 First time... 01:28:34.080 --> 01:28:36.333 we've said 'sorry'. And here we are. 01:28:39.586 --> 01:28:41.338 We'll be mocked, Bro! 01:28:42.422 --> 01:28:44.341 Our reputation is mud now! 01:28:44.758 --> 01:28:47.844 Oh, so getting jailed for murder is better for your reputation? 01:28:48.762 --> 01:28:51.723 No but a tiny kidnapping charge would be nice! 01:28:51.973 --> 01:28:56.853 Do you know that Bapu was jailed just for making some salt? 01:28:57.646 --> 01:28:59.522 Woah!! His rep must've been pickled!! 01:28:59.731 --> 01:29:01.066 No, man. 01:29:01.691 --> 01:29:04.861 The more he was jailed, the more famous he became. 01:29:05.445 --> 01:29:06.947 Because he was always right. 01:29:07.155 --> 01:29:09.449 So, if we are right, and keep getting jailed... then? 01:29:09.699 --> 01:29:11.952 Then, like Gandhi, we too will have our statue in the park. 01:29:14.704 --> 01:29:16.665 Our mug shots on currency! 01:29:18.708 --> 01:29:20.418 Streets named after us. 01:29:22.963 --> 01:29:25.507 Books about our friendship. 01:29:25.924 --> 01:29:28.009 Chapter 6, Munna and Circuit... 01:29:28.551 --> 01:29:30.887 Politicians singing our praises. 01:29:31.137 --> 01:29:34.849 As long as Sun will rise, Munna-Circuit's fame will thrive. 01:29:35.141 --> 01:29:37.644 My birthday will be 'Munna Day". 01:29:37.936 --> 01:29:39.479 A national holiday. 01:29:41.439 --> 01:29:43.358 Honored as a dry day. 01:29:45.610 --> 01:29:47.487 No no... not a dry day. 01:29:48.196 --> 01:29:49.614 Your bail's given. 01:29:51.491 --> 01:29:52.409 Pen. 01:29:58.540 --> 01:30:02.210 Thank you. You got us out. 01:30:02.794 --> 01:30:06.047 No, Murli, thank you. You went to prison for us! 01:30:06.798 --> 01:30:08.842 Emotional touchy moment. 01:30:09.801 --> 01:30:12.387 Was a one-night lesson enough or should I put you in for life? 01:30:12.929 --> 01:30:14.431 Awesome! Then they'd name a city after us!! 01:30:14.931 --> 01:30:16.558 "Minneapolis... Munna-polis!" 01:30:17.017 --> 01:30:19.394 "Switzerland... Circuit-land!" 01:30:19.978 --> 01:30:22.355 Monaco... Munna-co!! 01:30:23.023 --> 01:30:26.067 Why are you messing with me? 01:30:26.901 --> 01:30:29.154 I have the police, the power, the money. 01:30:29.529 --> 01:30:34.451 What do you have? - I have Bapu, 'Uncle'! 01:30:35.076 --> 01:30:36.953 And I have the radio, dude! 01:30:40.957 --> 01:30:45.336 Good Morning, Mumbai. Welcome to our new show. 01:30:45.837 --> 01:30:48.173 "Mahatma's Magic" - 100 years back... 01:30:48.506 --> 01:30:50.425 a cool dude came to our country! 01:30:50.967 --> 01:30:52.385 Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. 01:30:52.886 --> 01:30:55.388 Bapu showed us the right way to live our life. 01:30:55.847 --> 01:30:57.182 Sadly, we've forgotten that path today. 01:30:57.474 --> 01:31:00.310 I want you to imagine that Bapu's with us in the studio! 01:31:00.810 --> 01:31:04.105 You tell us your problem, and we solve it with Gandhism! 01:31:04.564 --> 01:31:06.357 In return, we seek your support. 01:31:06.858 --> 01:31:09.277 Our friend is very unwell. - He's in a critical condition. 01:31:09.819 --> 01:31:13.698 But he doesn't think he's sick. Help me heal him. 01:31:14.115 --> 01:31:16.242 Dial now, Mumbai! 01:31:16.785 --> 01:31:18.828 Bapu, we're going live... stay with me! 01:31:19.954 --> 01:31:23.041 Wow... our first call. Got disconnected!! 01:31:23.416 --> 01:31:25.752 No, we got cut off. Let's call him back! 01:31:26.503 --> 01:31:27.420 Okay. 01:31:36.846 --> 01:31:38.473 Hello. - Why did you disconnect? 01:31:41.017 --> 01:31:44.312 Hey, what's eating you, buddy? 01:31:44.813 --> 01:31:47.941 You can't help me. - Give it a shot. 01:31:49.818 --> 01:31:53.363 I need Rs.700,000. - For what?" 01:31:53.947 --> 01:31:57.283 I lost my father's savings in the stock market. 01:31:58.493 --> 01:32:01.079 My friend had said I would double my money. 01:32:02.997 --> 01:32:04.916 Dad was saving to buy a house. 01:32:08.503 --> 01:32:10.171 Now how do I get it back? 01:32:11.548 --> 01:32:14.008 That's very easy. - Simple. 01:32:15.093 --> 01:32:16.719 How? - Reduce expenses. 01:32:16.970 --> 01:32:20.223 Work more. Pay it back penny by penny. 01:32:21.558 --> 01:32:25.186 Work twice as hard, spend less and save your money. 01:32:25.478 --> 01:32:29.816 It'll take me 10 years to earn so much. What do I do now? 01:32:30.316 --> 01:32:31.276 First... 01:32:31.776 --> 01:32:34.737 you must be brave, admit the truth to your father. 01:32:37.824 --> 01:32:43.121 First, don't be a wuss and confess! 01:32:44.539 --> 01:32:47.250 I'd rather commit suicide! 01:32:47.625 --> 01:32:48.543 Are you crazy? 01:32:48.960 --> 01:32:51.087 Why make your father suffer For your mistake? 01:32:51.546 --> 01:32:53.423 Think your dad will enjoy seeing your dead body? 01:32:53.923 --> 01:32:58.178 Those shoulders you rode on as a child will now bear the weight of your coffin." 01:32:59.220 --> 01:33:01.890 For six months he won't believe you're gone. 01:33:02.849 --> 01:33:07.979 He'll keep calling your phone, hoping you'll answer. 01:33:08.938 --> 01:33:10.064 Bloody idiot. 01:33:13.776 --> 01:33:15.904 What should I do? 01:33:17.488 --> 01:33:19.115 What's your name? 01:33:20.033 --> 01:33:21.826 Victor... Victor D'Souza. 01:33:22.452 --> 01:33:24.704 Listen, Victor. He's your father. 01:33:24.996 --> 01:33:26.706 Don't hide the truth from him. 01:33:28.374 --> 01:33:32.837 One day, I woke up. Found my dad was no more. 01:33:34.839 --> 01:33:37.133 There was so much I wanted to share with him. 01:33:37.967 --> 01:33:39.928 But I never did. 01:33:41.846 --> 01:33:43.932 Where's your father now? - In his room. 01:33:44.265 --> 01:33:47.852 What's he doing? - Don't know. The doors closed. 01:33:48.311 --> 01:33:50.230 Open the door. Go in. 01:33:51.814 --> 01:33:53.733 But... - Don't think, Victor. Just go in. 01:34:13.586 --> 01:34:15.421 Don't think. Go in. 01:34:17.799 --> 01:34:18.716 Go inside. 01:34:22.428 --> 01:34:23.388 Go in, Victor. 01:34:26.599 --> 01:34:28.142 GO. 01:34:34.023 --> 01:34:36.901 Now what? What have you done this time? 01:34:38.444 --> 01:34:41.698 What are you standing there for? What is it? 01:34:42.448 --> 01:34:43.408 Tell him... 01:34:47.120 --> 01:34:47.829 Is there a radio in there? 01:34:49.539 --> 01:34:51.874 Yes. - Who are you talking to? 01:34:52.500 --> 01:34:54.127 Turn on the radio. 01:34:58.423 --> 01:35:01.843 Mr. D'Souza. Your son wants to tell you something. 01:35:02.510 --> 01:35:05.847 Mumbai city is listening in. Speak up, Victor. Tell him. 01:35:07.515 --> 01:35:12.687 Dad, I wanted to tell you earlier... 01:35:13.479 --> 01:35:17.066 Don't beat around the bush, Victor. Get to the point... tell him. 01:35:17.775 --> 01:35:20.069 Daddy, I've lost your Rs.700,000 in the stock market. 01:35:35.960 --> 01:35:37.879 Don't raise your hand, Mr. D'souza. 01:35:39.297 --> 01:35:43.134 If you hit him now he will always be scared to say the truth! 01:35:43.468 --> 01:35:45.386 Dad, I'll stay away from the stock market. 01:35:45.803 --> 01:35:50.308 I'll do any job. Deliver newspapers. Tutor kids. 01:35:50.808 --> 01:35:52.769 I'll save every penny and pay you back. 01:35:53.019 --> 01:35:55.730 I know what you're thinking, Mr. D'souza. 01:35:56.481 --> 01:35:59.901 How can he earn Rs.700,000 delivering newspapers? 01:36:00.818 --> 01:36:03.946 But you've got your son back, sir. 01:36:04.489 --> 01:36:06.407 Silly chap wanted to kill himself. 01:36:08.159 --> 01:36:11.079 He'll get onto the right path now. 01:36:12.580 --> 01:36:16.084 Dad, Uncle Francis runs a taxi service. 01:36:16.834 --> 01:36:18.711 He's always looking for drivers. 01:36:19.754 --> 01:36:21.172 Could you recommend me? 01:36:22.924 --> 01:36:27.762 Dad, if I drive a cab, I hope you won't be embarrassed. 01:36:28.513 --> 01:36:30.306 I won't drive in our neighborhood. 01:36:30.848 --> 01:36:31.849 Enough. 01:36:33.476 --> 01:36:35.103 Don't make me cry. 01:36:35.812 --> 01:36:36.813 Go in. 01:36:38.481 --> 01:36:40.108 Give me your phone. 01:36:48.408 --> 01:36:49.200 Hello? 01:36:49.492 --> 01:36:55.248 Sir, I don't know who you are. Or what you said to my son. 01:36:56.541 --> 01:37:01.421 But I do know that today my little boy... 01:37:02.880 --> 01:37:04.757 has become a Man. 01:37:06.634 --> 01:37:08.136 God bless you! 01:37:26.571 --> 01:37:28.072 That's my Bro. Yes, my Bro. 01:37:28.448 --> 01:37:31.742 If you liked our show, then please send our sick friend some flowers... 01:37:32.118 --> 01:37:35.371 ...with a 'Get well soon' card. His address is... - 41... 01:37:39.459 --> 01:37:43.296 "In the light of dense despair, gentle light of hope he spread..." 01:37:43.796 --> 01:37:47.717 "gripping the hand of truth, he taught us to be unafraid." 01:37:55.391 --> 01:37:57.643 Hello! - What's this on the radio? 01:37:58.144 --> 01:38:00.771 Munna's just a thug who wants to Extort money form me! 01:38:01.355 --> 01:38:05.651 Look, I don't want a house Obtained illegally! 01:38:06.194 --> 01:38:07.778 Sir, the legal papers are with me. 01:38:08.196 --> 01:38:10.656 Astrologically, that house is very lucky! 01:38:11.157 --> 01:38:12.492 Don't let it go. 01:38:12.783 --> 01:38:16.037 I've heard the residents are protesting outside your house? 01:38:16.329 --> 01:38:20.041 Don't worry. By tomorrow, it will be over. I promise you, Sir. 01:38:20.458 --> 01:38:21.584 Be careful. 01:38:21.959 --> 01:38:25.296 Don't tarnish our name. Goodbye! 01:38:33.804 --> 01:38:36.265 Pops, hope you're not doing anything wrong. 01:38:38.851 --> 01:38:39.769 Pops. 01:38:45.733 --> 01:38:46.651 I'm sorry. 01:38:48.861 --> 01:38:50.488 You're a good man 01:38:59.163 --> 01:39:01.123 Hello. - Hello, Munna. 01:39:02.166 --> 01:39:04.460 Look, we're old friends. 01:39:04.919 --> 01:39:07.129 I'm making you a great offer. 01:39:07.922 --> 01:39:11.676 First, stop the Oprah-On-Radio! And get the wrinkles off my sidewalk! 01:39:12.927 --> 01:39:16.514 In return I have a '4 point package' for you. 01:39:18.140 --> 01:39:22.687 1. A house for the sad sacks, same size, color... 01:39:23.271 --> 01:39:24.689 ...but out of the city! 01:39:25.106 --> 01:39:29.235 2. A terrace apartment for you and your lovely parakeet! 01:39:29.944 --> 01:39:33.739 3. A car, a driver in uniform - all white! 01:39:34.490 --> 01:39:38.244 4. Your kid's education, in a private school, paid for in advance! 01:39:38.828 --> 01:39:42.415 Might become Professors some day!! 01:39:43.874 --> 01:39:46.085 When I peek through my window at 7 a.m. Tomorrow... 01:39:46.377 --> 01:39:48.504 ...I better find the road's geography changed... 01:39:50.423 --> 01:39:52.508 ...or Jhanvi will discover your entire history! 01:39:53.217 --> 01:39:54.802 Sleep on it. 01:39:55.886 --> 01:39:57.722 Your time starts now. 01:40:00.850 --> 01:40:01.767 What do I do, Bapu? 01:40:02.268 --> 01:40:07.189 Do as I say, and Lucky will be powerless! 01:40:08.232 --> 01:40:10.109 Tell me quickly, Bapu! 01:40:10.484 --> 01:40:14.488 Tell Jhanvi the truth before Lucky does. 01:40:14.905 --> 01:40:15.781 What? 01:40:16.198 --> 01:40:19.118 Whoever bowls, the wicket that tumbles will be mine. 01:40:19.827 --> 01:40:21.120 She will leave me. 01:40:21.370 --> 01:40:26.125 Be fearless. Continue your peaceful protest. 01:40:26.876 --> 01:40:29.128 She is bound to come back to you! 01:40:30.379 --> 01:40:32.548 How will I tell her, Bapu? I'm going to need lots of courage. 01:40:34.300 --> 01:40:39.722 When I was 15, I stole some gold from my brother. 01:40:40.973 --> 01:40:42.391 You stole? 01:40:43.309 --> 01:40:45.102 No way. What happened then? 01:40:45.353 --> 01:40:47.772 It started bothering me. I couldn't sleep. 01:40:48.856 --> 01:40:53.277 I decided to confess to my father. 01:40:55.029 --> 01:40:59.492 But I couldn't find the courage. So I wrote him a letter instead. 01:41:00.409 --> 01:41:02.703 I begged for forgiveness. 01:41:03.287 --> 01:41:08.167 And swore to always be honest. 01:41:09.168 --> 01:41:11.545 Did your dad spank you silly? 01:41:12.171 --> 01:41:18.094 No. But he wept. Then he tore the letter and went to sleep. 01:41:18.803 --> 01:41:19.762 He went to sleep? 01:41:20.221 --> 01:41:24.183 I wept by his bedside all night... 01:41:25.184 --> 01:41:27.478 that night will always stay with me! 01:41:28.354 --> 01:41:30.481 Your father forgave you, didn't he, Bapu? 01:41:33.901 --> 01:41:36.112 It took a while but he did. 01:41:38.197 --> 01:41:39.532 It's settled then! 01:41:39.907 --> 01:41:41.617 I will write her a letter too. 01:41:41.909 --> 01:41:43.786 I'll give it to her tomorrow at 6 a.m. 01:41:44.328 --> 01:41:45.621 Why not now? 01:41:52.294 --> 01:41:55.089 Let me be with her tonight, Bapu. 01:41:56.590 --> 01:41:58.217 Tomorrow, I know she'll leave me. 01:41:58.676 --> 01:42:03.431 I want to cherish this last night with her, until she returns! 01:42:04.515 --> 01:42:05.474 Please, Bapu. 01:42:06.475 --> 01:42:08.728 Alright! Tomorrow 6 a.m. 01:42:09.145 --> 01:42:10.062 Promise! 01:42:26.078 --> 01:42:27.747 What are you writing? 01:42:28.330 --> 01:42:30.291 A letter. - To whom? 01:42:33.878 --> 01:42:35.796 I'll stand in your place. Go, get some sleep. 01:42:37.673 --> 01:42:40.301 No. I won't get sleep tonight. 01:42:40.676 --> 01:42:44.847 Grandpa says, 'When you're sad, close your eyes...' 01:42:45.139 --> 01:42:47.933 '... flash back into your life's happy scenes..." 01:42:48.267 --> 01:42:51.103 '... and your smile will return.' Go on. Close your eyes. 01:42:53.939 --> 01:42:55.232 What do you see? 01:42:55.649 --> 01:42:57.276 Radio. - Radio? 01:42:57.985 --> 01:43:00.446 When I hear 'Good Morning Mumbai' on the radio... 01:43:01.030 --> 01:43:04.492 Sir-Kit says I get a smile on my mug! 01:43:07.870 --> 01:43:10.456 Say it for me once, please? - Here? No... 01:43:11.457 --> 01:43:14.168 Please... - Not here, Murli! No way! 01:43:23.177 --> 01:43:27.431 Good Morning, Mumbai. 01:43:28.307 --> 01:43:29.975 ...And welcome to our late night show. 01:43:30.434 --> 01:43:34.313 The night is silent, the stars are somber... 01:43:34.897 --> 01:43:40.319 ...as they know something's eating Prof. Sharma. 01:43:40.861 --> 01:43:43.781 Breaking News! His pocket hides a love letter! 01:43:44.323 --> 01:43:45.449 Let me take a guess... 01:43:45.866 --> 01:43:49.203 ...as to who it's for? 01:43:49.912 --> 01:43:51.205 Possibly me? 01:43:51.997 --> 01:43:57.002 Perhaps he wishes to say something, But doesn't know how. 01:43:58.921 --> 01:44:01.006 I know what he wants to say... 01:44:01.966 --> 01:44:04.134 You don't! - Then tell me! 01:44:04.552 --> 01:44:06.971 I will, tomorrow at 6 a.m. 01:44:11.892 --> 01:44:13.727 "I know what you'll say." 01:44:14.603 --> 01:44:17.064 "But I want to know how you'll say it." 01:44:18.524 --> 01:44:20.317 "Say it in such a way..." 01:44:20.818 --> 01:44:22.862 "that I remember this moment forever." 01:44:23.863 --> 01:44:25.739 I'll eagerly wait for 6 a.m. 01:44:31.495 --> 01:44:34.748 "This waiting is so hard... moments endlessly last." 01:44:35.165 --> 01:44:38.127 "Why can't this ache end... moments endlessly last." 01:44:38.544 --> 01:44:41.797 "This waiting is so hard... moments endlessly last." 01:44:42.172 --> 01:44:45.134 "Why can't this ache end... moments endlessly last." 01:44:45.551 --> 01:44:48.804 "Be still... my aching heart." 01:44:49.221 --> 01:44:52.057 "Fret not! This too shall pass!" 01:44:52.600 --> 01:44:55.769 "Why can't this ache end... moments endlessly last." 01:44:56.103 --> 01:44:59.106 "Why can't this ache end... moments endlessly last." 01:44:59.523 --> 01:45:02.484 "This waiting is so hard... moments endlessly last." 01:45:03.027 --> 01:45:05.988 "Why can't this ache end... moments endlessly last." 01:45:14.830 --> 01:45:17.458 "My sweetheart..." 01:45:18.500 --> 01:45:20.753 "I fear..." 01:45:21.837 --> 01:45:24.173 "...this long, dreary Night." 01:45:24.548 --> 01:45:27.760 "O' Dawn, won't you end my plight!" 01:45:28.844 --> 01:45:31.764 "This wait is a crime..." 01:45:32.264 --> 01:45:35.017 " feels like a lifetime!" 01:45:35.601 --> 01:45:38.145 "O' this long, dreary Night..." 01:45:38.520 --> 01:45:42.024 "...Dawn... end my plight!" 01:45:43.025 --> 01:45:46.320 "With you by my side, your arms around me..." 01:45:46.820 --> 01:45:49.907 "...I know, my love... That I'm Home!" 01:45:50.366 --> 01:45:53.160 "With you by my side, your arms around me..." 01:45:53.869 --> 01:45:57.081 "...I know, my love... That I'm Home!" 01:45:57.498 --> 01:46:00.459 "With you by my side, I have an ally." 01:46:01.043 --> 01:46:04.171 "And I know, my dear, you're my sheltering sky!" 01:46:04.630 --> 01:46:07.466 "I wish, I hope, that I could spend..." 01:46:08.050 --> 01:46:11.011 "...my every breath, with you, my friend!" 01:46:11.387 --> 01:46:14.306 "This waiting is so hard... moments endlessly last." 01:46:14.807 --> 01:46:17.893 "Why can't this ache end... moments endlessly last." 01:46:35.953 --> 01:46:40.749 How will this little letter enclose... 01:46:46.588 --> 01:46:52.177 what your whole heart aches to disclose. 01:47:24.334 --> 01:47:25.919 Oye, rocking! 01:47:28.839 --> 01:47:30.507 Security. Send Munna up! 01:47:33.927 --> 01:47:36.138 Oh ho, well played Munna. 01:47:36.472 --> 01:47:38.474 In one ball, all oldies out. 01:47:38.974 --> 01:47:42.311 The apartment, car, driver... consider your life is set! 01:47:42.811 --> 01:47:46.231 Why don't you also get married, these flowers won't get wasted! 01:47:47.816 --> 01:47:51.236 You got it wrong, Lucky. I've told Jhanvi the truth. 01:47:51.862 --> 01:47:54.865 My conscience is clean. I'm not afraid of you anymore. 01:47:55.866 --> 01:47:57.451 You're a strange character. 01:47:57.993 --> 01:48:01.288 I was winding up to pitch, and you struck yourself out! 01:48:01.830 --> 01:48:03.415 The game is not over, Lucky! 01:48:03.916 --> 01:48:07.461 I'll protest peacefully till you return the house. 01:48:08.003 --> 01:48:10.839 All alone? Your team vanished, buddy. 01:48:11.924 --> 01:48:15.886 I still have one mighty player. Your best move can't get him out! 01:48:16.470 --> 01:48:18.138 Who? - Bapu. 01:48:18.806 --> 01:48:21.266 Who's that? - The Father of the nation. 01:48:21.767 --> 01:48:23.102 Mahatma Gandhi. 01:48:24.520 --> 01:48:28.232 Why are you obsessed with Bapu? His ways don't work today... 01:48:28.774 --> 01:48:33.904 ...Just as they didn't then. 3 bullets got him. Remember? 01:48:34.321 --> 01:48:35.405 But who really won? 01:48:35.823 --> 01:48:39.118 The one who fired the bullet, or the one who took it in the chest? 01:48:39.535 --> 01:48:44.373 Correct! In whose honor do we have the dry day? 01:48:45.457 --> 01:48:47.918 Correct! Whose statue is in the park? 01:48:48.293 --> 01:48:50.337 Correct! Whose face is on currency notes? 01:48:50.838 --> 01:48:52.464 Who the hell are you talking to? 01:48:53.006 --> 01:48:58.762 Lucky, I'm going to share a secret with you. 01:48:59.847 --> 01:49:01.765 I see Mahatma Gandhi. 01:49:02.516 --> 01:49:06.061 You mean his...? - He's right next to you... 01:49:06.478 --> 01:49:08.188 Looking at you so lovingly! 01:49:08.522 --> 01:49:10.482 Who...? - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. 01:49:10.983 --> 01:49:12.276 Heard that? - No... 01:49:12.776 --> 01:49:15.445 Bapu, once more. - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. 01:49:15.988 --> 01:49:17.030 Heard it now? 01:49:17.948 --> 01:49:22.703 Dude, Bapu won't leave till you change! 01:49:23.412 --> 01:49:26.248 Munna, you're in trauma. 01:49:26.790 --> 01:49:28.333 Go home. Rest. 01:49:28.792 --> 01:49:31.253 Lucky, return the house. 01:49:31.628 --> 01:49:33.213 Why mess with Bapu? 01:49:33.964 --> 01:49:35.048 Get out! 01:49:35.632 --> 01:49:38.135 Tell Bapu, I don't give a sparrow's fart. That house is Mine! 01:49:40.512 --> 01:49:43.432 You know, But no. Watch my Gandhi-ing now. 01:49:47.519 --> 01:49:51.148 No slaps, no guns, but I'll get back the house. 01:49:51.815 --> 01:49:55.194 In fact, you will hand me the key. With a smile. 01:49:56.028 --> 01:49:58.739 Make room. More flowers will follow. 01:50:01.283 --> 01:50:02.242 Get out! 01:50:02.951 --> 01:50:05.245 Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi indeed...! 01:50:20.052 --> 01:50:23.347 Good Morning, Mumbai. 01:50:24.681 --> 01:50:26.350 Our friend's in a coma. 01:50:26.850 --> 01:50:28.435 He can't tell right from wrong. 01:50:28.852 --> 01:50:31.188 Look Jhanvi, the show must go on. 01:50:31.521 --> 01:50:34.358 It's a big hit. - Unbelievable! 01:50:37.611 --> 01:50:39.196 Hello. What's the problem? 01:50:39.863 --> 01:50:42.991 My Dad has chosen a groom for me from the matrimonials. 01:50:43.533 --> 01:50:45.994 He says I'm to meet him once and decide. 01:50:46.536 --> 01:50:51.208 He'll be on his best behavior! 01:50:53.043 --> 01:50:59.132 To judge someone, observe how he treats the less fortunate. 01:51:01.593 --> 01:51:03.845 Where are you calling from? - A restaurant. 01:51:04.596 --> 01:51:05.847 He's on his way! 01:51:06.223 --> 01:51:10.060 Simple! If he says, 'chu... chu..." when calling the steward ... 01:51:10.477 --> 01:51:11.728 ...run! 01:51:22.030 --> 01:51:25.242 You must be Priya... I'm Rahul. - Yeah. Hi. 01:51:25.575 --> 01:51:27.786 Pleasure to meet you. What can I get for you? 01:51:28.870 --> 01:51:30.289 Tea. - Sure! 01:51:36.920 --> 01:51:37.838 "Chu chu..." 01:51:40.549 --> 01:51:42.801 Yes, sir? - One cappuccino for me... 01:51:43.135 --> 01:51:47.389 and a tea for the lady... where'd she go? 01:51:48.890 --> 01:51:49.766 Thanks a lot, Murli. 01:51:50.017 --> 01:51:52.978 If I had to live with Mr. 'Chu Chu', I'd die. 01:51:55.063 --> 01:51:56.189 "People of Mumbai..." 01:51:56.523 --> 01:52:01.486 ...if you spot Lucky Singh, give him and tell him to be kind, not cruel. 01:52:01.862 --> 01:52:03.947 Get well soon, dude!! 01:52:08.327 --> 01:52:09.202 Hey! Here! 01:52:14.041 --> 01:52:17.044 Don't want any. - It's a free gift for you, 'Uncle' 01:52:17.544 --> 01:52:20.380 Get well soon, Lucky. - Buzz off, you flea! 01:52:48.283 --> 01:52:52.454 The guy who lives upstairs loves chewing tobacco... 01:52:52.996 --> 01:52:58.460 ...but more than that, he loves spitting it in front of my door! 01:52:59.544 --> 01:53:01.213 I feel like strangling him! 01:53:03.507 --> 01:53:05.217 Aha!! Do the opposite! 01:53:06.093 --> 01:53:07.803 Every time he spits... 01:53:09.930 --> 01:53:12.182 ...give him a smile! 01:53:15.602 --> 01:53:17.354 Let that Picasso see you leaning his graffiti! 01:53:17.813 --> 01:53:21.149 "No gun, no sword, not even a knife..." 01:53:21.566 --> 01:53:25.737 "our mighty weapon is smile, not strife." 01:53:29.533 --> 01:53:33.078 "He taught us love, lived for the nation's dignity..." 01:53:33.495 --> 01:53:37.332 "he taught all humans the essence of humanity." 01:53:41.795 --> 01:53:45.132 For 3 days, I've cleaned his mess. I know he won't change. 01:53:45.424 --> 01:53:49.469 Bapu says, 'Don't lose faith'. One day, his own shame will stop him. 01:54:01.857 --> 01:54:02.774 Sorry...! 01:54:07.654 --> 01:54:10.282 Three cheers for Gandhi-ing! 01:54:48.820 --> 01:54:51.406 Flowers? I know what you're up to! 01:54:51.823 --> 01:54:53.700 Stop mocking me! I know everything! 01:54:54.201 --> 01:54:56.703 You need to 'Get well soon'! 01:55:03.668 --> 01:55:05.212 I'm a retired teacher, son. 01:55:05.712 --> 01:55:08.381 I've taught my students never to bribe. 01:55:08.882 --> 01:55:11.968 But now, I'm being forced to bribe to get my own pension! 01:55:12.344 --> 01:55:14.262 The pension officer has withheld it For 2 years. 01:55:14.804 --> 01:55:18.183 I'm in serious trouble, son. 01:55:18.767 --> 01:55:21.770 That pension is your right, sir! We'll get it out of him! 01:55:23.271 --> 01:55:25.273 What should I do, son? 01:55:25.815 --> 01:55:29.861 Shame him. Show the world how corrupt he is. 01:55:30.278 --> 01:55:31.863 I have an idea. 01:55:39.329 --> 01:55:40.288 Greetings... 01:55:42.707 --> 01:55:44.167 Here, Rs.1,200. 01:55:46.336 --> 01:55:48.672 Rs.1,200 won't get you anywhere Mister. 01:55:49.005 --> 01:55:51.258 Be patient, son. I have more! 01:55:52.801 --> 01:55:55.262 My glasses are worth Rs.500. 01:55:57.764 --> 01:55:59.558 Hearing aid, Rs.500. 01:56:00.809 --> 01:56:03.228 My watch, Rs.800. 01:56:04.437 --> 01:56:06.982 My diabetes pills, Rs.18. 01:56:07.399 --> 01:56:10.694 Hey, hey, what's going on? - Just a minute. 01:56:14.281 --> 01:56:15.991 What on earth are you doing? 01:56:18.410 --> 01:56:20.036 Shirt! Rs.200. 01:56:20.620 --> 01:56:23.123 Please stop! - Just a minute... 01:56:25.625 --> 01:56:28.545 Your vest?! - That's Rs.25. 01:56:31.298 --> 01:56:33.049 My belt's Rs.100. 01:56:33.633 --> 01:56:35.969 Shoes, Rs.300. 01:56:37.304 --> 01:56:42.058 Please stop, Sir. It's enough. I beg you. 01:56:42.642 --> 01:56:45.729 I'll approve your pension. Just stop. 01:56:46.021 --> 01:56:47.606 My trousers, Rs.300. 01:56:47.981 --> 01:56:49.232 I will sign. 01:56:52.319 --> 01:56:54.237 Hey! Bring this man his pension. Hurry. 01:56:56.072 --> 01:56:58.992 Three cheers for Gandhi-ing! 01:57:02.329 --> 01:57:05.999 "No need for bloodshed, no need for rage..." 01:57:06.374 --> 01:57:09.919 "the goodness of Gandhi will win any war you wage." 01:57:10.295 --> 01:57:12.088 "We salute you, O Motherland..." 01:57:12.631 --> 01:57:14.007 "for giving us this fearless man." 01:57:17.927 --> 01:57:19.721 Heard his show? 01:57:20.639 --> 01:57:22.182 Don't worry. Just switch off the radio. 01:57:22.724 --> 01:57:25.769 Switching off the radio won't switch off his voice. 01:57:26.394 --> 01:57:28.521 "The city is mesmerized." 01:57:29.314 --> 01:57:31.232 My driver spat on the street... 01:57:31.733 --> 01:57:35.236 ...and 4 boys cleaned it cheerfully! 01:57:35.779 --> 01:57:37.864 He's mentally unstable. He's crazy. 01:57:38.198 --> 01:57:40.116 "You told me he was a goon." - Yes! 01:57:40.617 --> 01:57:42.994 Is he a goon or is he nuts? - He's a nutty goon. 01:57:43.328 --> 01:57:45.580 "Well, I don't think he's either." 01:57:46.331 --> 01:57:48.249 The whole city is supporting him. 01:57:48.708 --> 01:57:51.169 And by tomorrow, he'll be out of this city. 01:57:51.670 --> 01:57:53.630 You've said that before too. 01:57:54.839 --> 01:57:59.219 Give me 24 hours. I'll prove he's insane. 01:58:01.680 --> 01:58:03.264 Cuckoo... - Yes, Sir. 01:58:03.723 --> 01:58:05.975 Call a press conference. - Press conference? 01:58:06.351 --> 01:58:07.894 Invite Munna. 01:58:08.645 --> 01:58:12.148 Tell him I am returning the house. 01:58:15.694 --> 01:58:16.611 Friends... 01:58:17.278 --> 01:58:18.988 ...I have the legal papers... 01:58:20.281 --> 01:58:22.200 ...and also the possession of the house. 01:58:22.659 --> 01:58:25.120 So legally the house is mine. 01:58:28.623 --> 01:58:34.546 But when I heard Mahatma Gandhi was interested in this house... 01:58:35.296 --> 01:58:37.257 I said, 'Here. Take the key". 01:58:38.425 --> 01:58:41.177 Could I ever refuse such a great man? 01:58:42.637 --> 01:58:45.557 Munna, tell them that you can see Mahatma Gandhi. 01:58:46.933 --> 01:58:48.685 It's true. I'm not lying... 01:58:49.769 --> 01:58:51.938 they are close friends. Murli, take over. 01:58:53.398 --> 01:58:55.233 Hey, you just blurted out my secret!! 01:58:57.318 --> 01:58:59.571 Friends, it's true. 01:59:00.655 --> 01:59:02.741 I can see Mahatma Gandhi. 01:59:03.867 --> 01:59:05.577 He's taught me a lot. 01:59:05.827 --> 01:59:09.706 I was going to tan Lucky's hide! Bapu stopped me. 01:59:10.123 --> 01:59:13.168 He said 'Change him with kindness.' 01:59:13.752 --> 01:59:16.671 And look, he's a changed man today! 01:59:18.423 --> 01:59:22.844 Is this a joke? - Would I joke with Bapu around? 01:59:23.303 --> 01:59:25.180 You mean he's here? 01:59:26.306 --> 01:59:28.558 Right behind me, in full support! 01:59:36.357 --> 01:59:39.527 Silence... silence. Please sit down. 01:59:41.279 --> 01:59:44.699 Give me 2 minutes, I'll get the facts out. 01:59:46.326 --> 01:59:50.705 Mr. Murli, I have 5 questions for Mr. Gandhi. 01:59:51.247 --> 01:59:54.125 He must know the answers. 01:59:54.709 --> 01:59:56.878 If you can really see him, give us his answers. 01:59:57.295 --> 02:00:00.882 If the answers are correct, then we will have no option but to believe you. 02:00:01.341 --> 02:00:02.926 Go ahead then. 02:00:03.343 --> 02:00:06.596 Question 1; Bapu, your first name? 02:00:07.472 --> 02:00:10.558 Mohandas. - Mohandas. 02:00:10.850 --> 02:00:12.560 Your father's name? 02:00:13.645 --> 02:00:16.147 Karamchand. - Karamchand. 02:00:16.689 --> 02:00:18.566 Your mother's name? 02:00:21.444 --> 02:00:23.363 "Hey, Bapu doesn't know his mother's name!" 02:00:24.030 --> 02:00:25.281 Tell them, Bapu. 02:00:26.908 --> 02:00:29.244 Who conferred the title 'Mahatma' on you? 02:00:33.665 --> 02:00:37.252 What was the name of your ashram in South Africa? 02:00:44.217 --> 02:00:46.845 Bapu, tell them. Save my reputation. 02:00:48.721 --> 02:00:50.849 I still have 55 seconds left. 02:00:54.352 --> 02:00:55.270 You? 02:00:58.398 --> 02:01:01.276 Mr. Murli Prasad Sharma is very unwell. 02:01:01.985 --> 02:01:06.865 There's a chemical imbalance in his brain. So, he thinks he sees Gandhi. 02:01:07.282 --> 02:01:10.952 I've seen many a case, where the patients complain they often see... 02:01:11.327 --> 02:01:14.789 ...their dead parents, wife, or their children. 02:01:15.415 --> 02:01:22.589 If Mr. Gandhi was really here, he would surely reveal his mother's name. 02:01:23.381 --> 02:01:28.595 You have read a lot about him, but not everything. 02:01:29.345 --> 02:01:34.183 He can only answer those questions to which you know the answers! 02:01:34.726 --> 02:01:37.186 What you don't know, your Gandhi illusion also will not know. 02:01:38.271 --> 02:01:40.857 Now will you please come here. - Go, Munna! 02:01:44.319 --> 02:01:46.613 These are the answers to the questions. 02:01:48.323 --> 02:01:51.743 Read them and ask Bapu again. 02:01:52.368 --> 02:01:55.997 And I'm sure he'll answer this time. 02:01:56.706 --> 02:01:58.625 - "Putlibai." 02:02:03.421 --> 02:02:05.381 Your mother's name? - Putlibai. 02:02:12.138 --> 02:02:13.723 - "Rabindranath Tagore." 02:02:14.307 --> 02:02:16.726 Who conferred the title 'Mahatma'... - Rabindranath Tagore. 02:02:23.441 --> 02:02:24.859 - "Tolstoy Farm." 02:02:25.360 --> 02:02:27.820 Your 'ashram' in South Africa was called...? - Tolstoy Farm. 02:02:45.463 --> 02:02:47.090 Get well soon, Munna! 02:02:55.848 --> 02:02:56.724 Circuit... 02:02:59.686 --> 02:03:02.188 Circuit, you see Bapu, don't you? 02:03:03.356 --> 02:03:04.273 Yeah... Bro. 02:03:05.483 --> 02:03:06.985 Do you see him now? 02:03:10.238 --> 02:03:11.948 Eh... do you? 02:03:15.618 --> 02:03:16.953 See, there he is. 02:03:19.372 --> 02:03:20.873 Hello, Bapu! How are you? 02:03:21.165 --> 02:03:25.169 You lied to me. Why? Why'd you lie to me? 02:03:25.712 --> 02:03:27.797 What could I have said, Bro? - That I'm crazy. 02:03:29.465 --> 02:03:32.593 The doc's right about the chemical Cock-up in my head! 02:03:32.969 --> 02:03:34.721 Don't say that, Bro. - I'm an idiot... 02:03:35.054 --> 02:03:38.558 I relied on Bapu to fight my battles. Circuit, I've gone mad. 02:03:39.851 --> 02:03:42.061 There's no Bapu. 02:03:43.229 --> 02:03:44.897 My brain is messed up. 02:03:45.398 --> 02:03:47.984 I'm mad! Mad! - No, Bro, no! 02:03:49.444 --> 02:03:51.362 You'll be fine, Bro! Let's go home! 02:03:51.779 --> 02:03:55.241 I'm not living here anymore. I want to go back to the village, Circuit, 02:04:08.880 --> 02:04:11.841 Oye, congratulations! - Congratulations to you too. 02:04:25.605 --> 02:04:29.233 Hey, what are you going to do in the village? 02:04:30.276 --> 02:04:32.153 You can't even plough! 02:04:33.654 --> 02:04:37.283 Bro, if I work the plough, those bulls will be jobless! 02:04:42.663 --> 02:04:45.041 Hey, we could become... 02:04:45.416 --> 02:04:49.170 History Professors in the village! 02:04:49.754 --> 02:04:53.674 We know nothing about history. 02:04:54.509 --> 02:04:56.469 So what? Neither do those villagers! 02:05:03.684 --> 02:05:05.269 Hey Circuit! - Yeah, Bro. 02:05:06.479 --> 02:05:08.356 I'm missing Jhanvi a lot. 02:05:08.898 --> 02:05:10.733 Want to turn back, Bro? - Yeah, turn back. 02:05:16.656 --> 02:05:18.366 Listen. 02:05:19.075 --> 02:05:22.453 ...Simran isn't in her room. - Where is she? 02:05:31.129 --> 02:05:33.172 Let's go. - Where to? 02:05:33.756 --> 02:05:34.549 Anywhere. 02:05:34.799 --> 02:05:35.716 Move. 02:05:45.017 --> 02:05:46.644 Don't you love the guy? 02:05:52.650 --> 02:05:54.652 Hey! Stop it! Should I call your mom? 02:05:56.112 --> 02:05:57.989 Want to marry someone else? 02:05:59.073 --> 02:06:01.659 "Stop the car. I said, stop." 02:06:02.160 --> 02:06:04.996 Telling Simran was a mistake... 02:06:05.288 --> 02:06:08.583 Congratulations! - Have a peg and come! 02:06:09.792 --> 02:06:11.252 What did you tell her? - I said... 02:06:11.544 --> 02:06:12.503 What? 02:06:13.045 --> 02:06:17.592 If your in-laws ask your birth time, just make AM to PM. 02:06:19.760 --> 02:06:21.470 You told her everything? 02:06:22.513 --> 02:06:25.558 Go ahead and kill yourself! That was your plan, right? 02:06:27.185 --> 02:06:31.355 Your mother will weep for months. I'm sure she chose dress! 02:06:31.689 --> 02:06:36.360 Yes, she did! But Dad's ruined everything. 02:06:36.777 --> 02:06:39.155 What's wrong? Tell me. 02:06:41.032 --> 02:06:42.408 What can you do? 02:06:43.743 --> 02:06:46.537 I have a friend. He can help for sure. 02:06:48.039 --> 02:06:48.998 Jhanvi... 02:06:53.044 --> 02:06:54.629 Just talk to him. 02:06:56.088 --> 02:07:01.135 What's the hurry to die? There's a train every 2 minutes. You can die whenever! 02:07:01.552 --> 02:07:05.348 Look, let me speak to Jhanvi. Just once. 02:07:06.057 --> 02:07:08.643 Then it's 'Goodbye, Mumbai! ' - She's gone for the day. 02:07:09.143 --> 02:07:11.520 Call her from your phone. 02:07:12.063 --> 02:07:13.940 She won't speak with you. 02:07:15.191 --> 02:07:18.236 Then I'll talk to her on the radio. Move aside. 02:07:18.778 --> 02:07:22.073 Murli, wait! - Hey, Radiohead! Move! 02:07:23.407 --> 02:07:26.577 Hey 'Uncle'. Wait out. I need to talk to Jhanvi. 02:07:27.787 --> 02:07:31.582 Hey, Hair Salon... Move. 02:07:32.166 --> 02:07:34.126 Doom graciousness today. 02:07:34.710 --> 02:07:37.255 You move and I make a hole in your head. 02:07:38.214 --> 02:07:40.007 Hey, guard... stay there! 02:07:40.633 --> 02:07:44.011 Good Morning Mumbai! 02:07:45.054 --> 02:07:50.059 Friends, this is my last show. But it's only for Jhanvi. 02:07:50.726 --> 02:07:56.357 Everyone, switch off your radio. I need to talk to Jhanvi in private. 02:07:56.857 --> 02:07:57.650 Private? 02:07:58.025 --> 02:08:01.153 Jhanvi, I'm retiring. Going back to my village. 02:08:02.029 --> 02:08:04.615 I Wanted to meet you once before I left. 02:08:06.784 --> 02:08:08.619 Hello Jhanvi...? - "Hello, Murli?" 02:08:09.078 --> 02:08:10.454 Who the hell is this? - "Victor." 02:08:10.705 --> 02:08:15.501 Hey Victor. My friend. Call me back in 2 minutes. 02:08:16.043 --> 02:08:18.504 Jhanvi and I are having a private chat. 02:08:19.046 --> 02:08:22.675 "Murli, it's an emergency." - What? Have you blown more money? 02:08:23.718 --> 02:08:25.678 Sir, turn on the radio. Simran's on-air. 02:08:27.763 --> 02:08:34.145 I can't base my marriage on a lie, on a false horoscope! 02:08:34.645 --> 02:08:37.064 If I bring bad luck to my husband, if he dies... 02:08:38.190 --> 02:08:39.942 I won't be able to forgive myself. 02:08:40.276 --> 02:08:43.070 The city is riddled with women with 'cursed stars'... 02:08:43.696 --> 02:08:47.616 whose husbands are old, senile farts - still alive! 02:08:48.326 --> 02:08:51.162 Don't believe in superstitious bull! 02:08:51.579 --> 02:08:54.665 For some it's not 'bull'... 02:08:55.875 --> 02:08:58.210 ...Dad should've respected that! 02:08:59.211 --> 02:09:00.629 I hate my father. 02:09:01.130 --> 02:09:05.676 Hey, don't say that! He's your Dad! 02:09:06.302 --> 02:09:09.305 If I told you his name, you'd agree with me! 02:09:09.722 --> 02:09:15.519 Hey... don't mess with your dad's rep in public!! I know who he is! 02:09:17.063 --> 02:09:21.734 Poor guy! He's sick... help him. Don't abandon him. 02:09:22.234 --> 02:09:24.653 He did all this just for you. 02:09:25.279 --> 02:09:26.947 He was my hero. 02:09:27.740 --> 02:09:30.951 I never thought he'd lie to me. 02:09:32.244 --> 02:09:34.288 My father is a cheat. 02:09:34.789 --> 02:09:36.415 I'll never go back. 02:09:36.749 --> 02:09:42.296 Zip it!! When you lied as a kid, did your father abandon you? 02:09:44.715 --> 02:09:45.633 He didn't, right? 02:09:46.175 --> 02:09:52.973 He'd reason with you, scold you, but he never left your side! 02:09:54.183 --> 02:09:58.354 Go back. - There'll be trouble if I do. 02:09:58.729 --> 02:10:01.023 There'll be double trouble, if you don't. 02:10:02.024 --> 02:10:03.984 Your dad will have to face it alone. 02:10:07.113 --> 02:10:09.990 It's terrible when your own people abandon you in crisis. 02:10:10.741 --> 02:10:12.576 I know that pain too well. 02:10:13.661 --> 02:10:15.955 But I cannot lie to my in-laws. 02:10:16.455 --> 02:10:19.583 Go back. Tell them the truth. 02:10:20.167 --> 02:10:22.086 Let them decide how they want to react. 02:10:22.628 --> 02:10:24.380 They will never agree to this match! 02:10:25.464 --> 02:10:31.011 Does your fianc\xE9e love you as much as you love him? 02:10:33.597 --> 02:10:34.473 I think so. 02:10:34.765 --> 02:10:38.769 Then I guarantee this wedding will happen today. 02:10:39.562 --> 02:10:42.398 Victor, take her back. 02:11:16.515 --> 02:11:21.353 Uncle, there's something I have to say. - What's wrong, child? 02:11:28.152 --> 02:11:31.530 My stars are cursed. 02:11:39.580 --> 02:11:41.457 But your horoscope? - It was forged. 02:11:48.172 --> 02:11:49.924 Why are you telling me now? 02:11:50.633 --> 02:11:52.843 I can't start a relationship with a lie. 02:11:53.302 --> 02:12:01.393 You hope to get married by speaking the truth now? 02:12:02.478 --> 02:12:04.396 I love him, Sir! - Get out. 02:12:05.481 --> 02:12:07.399 Get out before I slap you. 02:12:14.406 --> 02:12:15.366 Let's go, Sir. 02:12:16.450 --> 02:12:18.953 What's the matter, Victor? - The wedding is off, Murli. 02:12:19.453 --> 02:12:21.372 What do you mean 'off'? 02:12:22.540 --> 02:12:26.377 "Don't go away Jhanvi. I'll be back. Till then, listen to a song." 02:12:33.509 --> 02:12:34.426 Hey, dude!! 02:12:35.803 --> 02:12:39.807 You're making a big mistake. You'll never find such an incredible girl. 02:12:42.017 --> 02:12:45.354 Not many girls have the courage to say the truth in public. 02:12:47.481 --> 02:12:50.568 She was born at 11:55 AM. Is that her fault? 02:12:51.026 --> 02:12:53.946 Why be influenced by silly stars? 02:12:54.446 --> 02:12:58.867 We cannot ignore the horoscope and risk our boy dying. 02:13:00.494 --> 02:13:04.582 Who are you, chief? - I'm the astrologer... Batuk Maharaj. 02:13:04.957 --> 02:13:08.961 Hey Bro, the oldies lost their home because of his numerology nonsense. 02:13:09.503 --> 02:13:13.507 So now you've spun a new yarn. The girl's bad luck will kill the groom! 02:13:14.091 --> 02:13:16.844 How do you know that? - I've read both their horoscopes. 02:13:17.177 --> 02:13:19.680 Look, chief, you're predictions can go wrong, too? 02:13:20.055 --> 02:13:22.975 It hasn't happened yet. - Bro, this guy is God. 02:13:24.184 --> 02:13:26.103 You know what, you select the Indian cricket team. 02:13:26.562 --> 02:13:28.939 Pick guys with 100 runs in their horoscope. 02:13:29.440 --> 02:13:34.445 India will never lose. 1100 - not out. - You are mocking this ancient wisdom! 02:13:35.571 --> 02:13:39.783 And where was it during the Tsunami, Earthquakes... 02:13:40.159 --> 02:13:41.493 floods? 02:13:41.827 --> 02:13:46.582 I write horoscopes, not weather reports! 02:13:46.999 --> 02:13:50.961 You don't even know your own future. How can you predict someone else's? 02:13:51.545 --> 02:13:53.922 Who says I don't know my own future? 02:13:54.465 --> 02:13:57.968 Then tell us what's going to happen to you in the next 2 minutes! 02:13:58.469 --> 02:14:00.554 What's going to happen? - How would I know? 02:14:00.929 --> 02:14:02.014 You're the astrologer here. 02:14:02.431 --> 02:14:05.100 Tell me, dude. Is there some danger coming your way? 02:14:07.478 --> 02:14:08.896 Danger? What danger? 02:14:09.271 --> 02:14:10.898 Circuit, pull out your gun. 02:14:11.523 --> 02:14:12.650 Look, danger! 02:14:13.901 --> 02:14:17.029 I'm going to count till 10. 02:14:17.571 --> 02:14:20.949 After 10 shoot him down, Circuit! - This is ridiculous! You can't do this. 02:14:21.408 --> 02:14:24.495 If you're confident about your predictions, why worry? 02:14:25.037 --> 02:14:28.707 Look, he wont budge. - Stop this joke. Listen up... 02:14:29.041 --> 02:14:33.587 Friends, don't be afraid. I'm a non-violent man. 02:14:34.171 --> 02:14:37.007 Even though the bullet will go through his skull... 02:14:37.549 --> 02:14:39.968 What? - He will suffer no damage. 02:14:40.469 --> 02:14:42.388 Guys, step aside. The bullets will go through him. 02:14:43.681 --> 02:14:44.556 One. 02:14:46.141 --> 02:14:47.851 Two. - Stop this nonsense. 02:14:48.435 --> 02:14:50.354 Three. - Are you listening? 02:14:51.105 --> 02:14:52.022 Four. 02:14:53.440 --> 02:14:54.358 Five. 02:14:55.442 --> 02:14:57.361 Six. - Someone say something. 02:14:57.820 --> 02:14:59.697 Seven. - Sir, do something. 02:15:00.030 --> 02:15:01.365 Eight. - Listen, listen... 02:15:02.116 --> 02:15:05.703 Nine. - Stop! Don't say 10! 02:15:09.707 --> 02:15:13.335 He's out!! Get up, Nostradamus, I have to apologize! 02:15:14.211 --> 02:15:17.339 Uncle, this man doesn't know his own future. 02:15:18.090 --> 02:15:19.967 How can he predict others' future? 02:15:20.592 --> 02:15:23.762 Don't stop this wedding, sir! I beg youl! 02:15:26.181 --> 02:15:28.475 Someone, make him understand. 02:15:30.102 --> 02:15:31.937 Make him see sense. 02:15:33.397 --> 02:15:37.317 A stupid goon like me can see this is wrong. 02:15:37.776 --> 02:15:39.862 Why can't you educated fools understand? 02:15:50.164 --> 02:15:53.625 It's good that Bapu isn't for real... 02:15:54.626 --> 02:15:59.089 Or this mute nation of cowards would make him weep! 02:16:01.008 --> 02:16:03.093 He died urging us to speak the truth, 02:16:03.635 --> 02:16:06.555 But today honesty only gets you misery! 02:16:09.933 --> 02:16:12.895 This girl dared to be honest, and the wedding is off. 02:16:15.606 --> 02:16:16.690 Let's go, Circuit! 02:16:21.069 --> 02:16:26.450 Take us! This sane world is driving me nuts! 02:16:32.831 --> 02:16:33.749 Let's go. 02:16:36.084 --> 02:16:37.336 Where's Sunny? 02:16:52.059 --> 02:16:54.019 Sunny, let's go. 02:16:54.937 --> 02:16:59.483 Dad, marrying her may kill me. 02:17:01.527 --> 02:17:03.612 But, not marrying her is certain death for me! 02:17:07.574 --> 02:17:08.617 Sorry, Dad. 02:17:21.630 --> 02:17:28.512 Bro, you sure about the 'more jail - higher rep' equation? 02:17:29.972 --> 02:17:33.016 Write a letter. - To whom, Bro? 02:17:34.643 --> 02:17:39.481 Dear Jhanvi, I am sorry I came into your life. 02:17:41.316 --> 02:17:42.985 I couldn't help it! 02:17:43.735 --> 02:17:46.154 Your voice saying, 'Good Morning, Mumbai'... 02:17:47.114 --> 02:17:50.033 would fill my day with sunshine. 02:17:54.121 --> 02:18:00.502 And 'Good Night, Mumbai' would give me sweet dreams of you. 02:18:03.589 --> 02:18:07.593 May be not this life, but in the next... 02:18:08.135 --> 02:18:09.928 I'll be a real Professor, girl! 02:18:12.890 --> 02:18:16.810 I'll win the quiz without cheating and come to your studio. 02:18:18.145 --> 02:18:21.940 But Jhanvi, you don't change. 02:18:22.649 --> 02:18:27.529 Who cares about the next life, Munna. I want to spend this life with you. 02:18:28.572 --> 02:18:32.492 I'll gaze at you through the window... 02:18:33.952 --> 02:18:38.248 ...as you gently flick your lock of hair! 02:18:40.709 --> 02:18:41.627 Like this? 02:18:43.462 --> 02:18:50.093 Next time we're in Goa, I'm going to give you the ring with full confidence. 02:18:54.431 --> 02:18:57.267 How will you give me the ring? It's with me. 02:19:11.615 --> 02:19:12.532 Hey, Circuit! 02:19:13.116 --> 02:19:17.913 Mu head's a chemical war-zone! Can you see Jhanvi? 02:19:18.622 --> 02:19:19.539 Yeah, Bro. 02:19:23.085 --> 02:19:26.838 Hi, Jhanvi. Tell me, where is she?" 02:19:28.423 --> 02:19:30.467 Bro, she's behind you. 02:19:31.593 --> 02:19:33.470 Behind me? - Yeah. 02:19:35.597 --> 02:19:37.224 Why did you lie to me? 02:19:38.392 --> 02:19:40.310 Why did you say you're not a professor? 02:19:43.897 --> 02:19:46.525 You are the best professor I've ever met, Murli. 02:19:48.610 --> 02:19:51.113 There are many who preach Gandhism. 02:19:51.947 --> 02:19:54.950 You're the only one who practices it. 02:20:01.707 --> 02:20:03.333 Third finger from the left. - Which one? 02:20:03.709 --> 02:20:07.170 Third finger. 1, 2, 3... - 1,2, 3... 02:20:10.007 --> 02:20:11.883 She's got it on, Bro. 02:20:19.182 --> 02:20:22.477 Congratulations, Bro! - Thank you Circuit. 02:20:27.649 --> 02:20:28.567 Bro... - Yeah. 02:20:28.984 --> 02:20:31.236 Bro, let's make mince out of him. Can't get worse... 02:20:31.570 --> 02:20:33.071 ...we're already in jail! 02:20:36.116 --> 02:20:37.034 Buddy... 02:20:39.786 --> 02:20:41.329 Thanks a ton. 02:20:44.207 --> 02:20:45.333 This is yours! 02:20:55.052 --> 02:20:59.139 And so, the 'Second Innings' home found its masters again. 02:20:59.973 --> 02:21:02.225 Munna and Jhanvi got married. 02:21:03.101 --> 02:21:06.938 And still host the 'Mahatma's Magic' show together on the radio! 02:21:08.190 --> 02:21:13.278 Bomi and Tina wanted a son wasn't possible. So they adopted Circuit. 02:21:13.612 --> 02:21:15.489 They thought they'd change him 02:21:15.947 --> 02:21:18.867 But look who really changed! 02:21:20.535 --> 02:21:24.498 Mr. D'Souza is a proud father. His son bought another taxi... 02:21:24.956 --> 02:21:27.334 with his own savings." 02:21:27.709 --> 02:21:30.420 Sunny and Simran have been married 5 years. 02:21:30.712 --> 02:21:33.924 Sunny couldn't be more alive, or happy! 02:21:34.382 --> 02:21:36.468 This opened Khurana's eyes. 02:21:37.010 --> 02:21:39.429 The Astrologer had to leave... 02:21:39.763 --> 02:21:43.100 with the extra 'K'! 02:21:43.683 --> 02:21:46.144 You're wondering what happened to me, right? 02:21:46.978 --> 02:21:49.856 Was shot down years ago. 02:21:50.565 --> 02:21:53.985 But 3 bullets cannot Kill my beliefs. 02:21:54.986 --> 02:21:56.571 Times will change, but... 02:21:57.030 --> 02:22:02.244 my thoughts will keep causing chemical cock-ups in some brains. 02:22:03.995 --> 02:22:08.333 The choice is yours! Live with my picture... 02:22:09.167 --> 02:22:11.086 ...or live by my principles. 02:22:13.004 --> 02:22:16.883 Time to go! Someone awaits me... 02:22:22.556 --> 02:22:24.307 Lucky Singh. - Who that? 02:22:24.933 --> 02:22:26.852 Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. 02:22:30.564 --> 02:22:31.273 Bapu... 02:22:31.523 --> 02:22:35.402 Bless me, Bapu. What a miracle! 02:22:35.944 --> 02:22:39.281 But first, one photo please? 02:22:39.656 --> 02:22:41.616 Hey Photo-Studio, hurry! 02:22:45.996 --> 02:22:47.414 Make it nice and bright.