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- Hello?
- Where are you?
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- In my car.
- Aren't you picking me up?
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No, Dad. Someone from the home
will bring you to the hospital.
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I'll meet you in front.
I'm on my way.
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You should be leaving any minute.
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- My lamp doesn't work.
- What?
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The lamp, the goddamn lamp next to
my bed. You know what a lamp is?
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- Dad, did you try the switch?
- What?
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On the bottom of the thing.
Maybe it's on the cord.
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Like that twirly thing on the cord.
Push that with your thumb.
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I got it! I got it, baby.
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Hello. Who is this?
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Dad, it's Eve. You called me.
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Are you jealous of your sister?
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Dad, I'm driving downtown.
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This is not a question
for downtown traffic.
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Come on!
Georgia could run the Israeli Army.
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Maddy couldn't even get into the Army.
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You're right, Dad.
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You're completely right, Dad.
Georgia could run the Israeli army.
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Hi, Dad.
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- Evie, guess who called just now.
- Who?
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John Wayne just called me.
Tell Georgia. Tell Maddy.
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- John Wayne just called you.
- He just called me on the telephone.
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John Wayne is dead.
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They think he's dead.
They're not sure.
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He's dead, and that's why
you're going to the hospital.
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You're disoriented. Okay?
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I spoke to him on the telephone.
So he's a Republican. So, what?
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I'll see you in 10 minutes.
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No Surprises. Kim speaking.
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Hi, Kim? Listen,
I'm not gonna be in today.
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My father....
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- What happened this time?
- I don't know, but I'm worried.
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I'm gonna meet him at the hospital.
So are there any messages?
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Madge Turner, she wants you
to move the party to the Nixon Library.
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- What? No. No, no, no.
- Yeah.
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No, Kim. That is insane.
The party is in two weeks.
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We cannot change the location.
You tell her to forget it.
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Me? Wait, I have to tell her?
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No, no, I'll do it.
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Remind me to call the caterer,
500 women are coming...
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...and I bet half are lactose intolerant.
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I hope my dad's okay.
I better call Georgia.
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All right, Kim? I'm gonna call you back.
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Georgia magazine.
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May I speak with Georgia, please?
It's Eve.
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Is she available to do it?
I feel like she's--
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Georgia, I have your sister.
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Oh, no, no, no. Not now.
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You know what?
She's behind closed doors right now.
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- Libby, dear. Hurry, honey!
- I'm coming.
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I need my bag.
Thank you so much.
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- Yeah. Oh, Maddy, thank God you called.
- Eve?
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Guess what?
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No, I don't wanna hear about Dad again.
I'm sorry. I'm too happy.
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Eve, it is so beautiful here.
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It's spiritual. You know?
It's God's country.
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- Here we go.
- No, no, no!
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I'm sorry!
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Oh, my God.
She'll think I hung up on her.
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Maddy, can you hear me? Maddy?
Hello? Hello? Maddy?
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LOS ANGELES CITY HOSPITAL
PARKING
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No Surprises. Kim speaking.
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Kim, it's me again. Are you sure?
Are you positive about this?
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It's just bad news.
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Yes, she wants to move it
to the Nixon Library.
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Wha--? They have parties there?
Where is that? Wait, where am I?
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- I don't know. I have no idea.
- I'm here. I'm here, Kim.
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I just can't deal with this right now.
I'm gonna call you back later, okay?
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Well, there she is. Hello, dear!
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Oh, my God. Dad!
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Who's there?
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Lou Mozell
from the Motion Picture Home.
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Got it?
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Angie, did I ever tell you about the time...
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- ...I got a gun from John Wayne?
- No.
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Pat and I wrote a picture for him
called Luck Runs Out.
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Yeah, he was a very nice guy.
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They say
that he had a very small pecker...
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...but that didn't keep him
from being a real he-man.
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I mean,
that had absolutely nothing to do with it.
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- Why are we going in here?
- Because it's the room.
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- Is there room service in here?
- No.
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They leave a key for the minibar?
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There is no minibar.
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Place of birth, Mr. Mozell?
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The Bronx, New York City.
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Education?
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Harvard.
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Graduated with full honors.
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Oh, Dad!
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Summa cum laude.
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Age?
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Thirty-eight.
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Seventy-nine.
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- And your wife is--?
- Dead.
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No, no, not dead. Not dead.
Divorced. For many years.
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Evie, where's that poster?
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It's over there.
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- Put it over there by the dresser.
- Over there?
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Yeah. Please make sure
it doesn't get scratched.
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- Would you like to get into bed?
- Not with you.
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Very funny.
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Cleo, kick her out, will you?
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I'm not Cleo. I'm Dr. Kelly.
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Dr. Kelly, yeah?
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Of the Irish Republican Army, are you?
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Well, I love them sassy, doc.
How old are you?
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Okay. What day of the week is it,
Mr. Mozell?
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- Fruppsday.
- What month?
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What month? Kugie-wugie!
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You gotta stop that.
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The Duke said, "Your mother and dad...
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...make a hell of a writing team."
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Remember, Evie?
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That's what the Duke said.
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He said it to Evie
when she was 5 years old.
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She shook hands with him,
said, "Howdy, partner!"
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He laughed.
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He was a real sweetheart.
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They say his pecker was no bigger than--
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Dad!
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Probably why he liked guns, you know?
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Small pecker, big guns.
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You get that?
What I'm trying to bring out?
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Dad. Dad, you don't have to....
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Where's the gun he gave me?
Evie, where's the gun?
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No, Dad,
he didn't give you a gun, remember?
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He gave you the bullet.
It's right here.
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You're not gonna go away
and leave me here, are you?
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Well, just for a little bit, Dad.
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At least a week.
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A week?
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- Evie....
- I promise you--
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- I just die when you're not here.
- It'll be okay.
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You're having memory problems.
They have to run some tests.
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Everybody has memory problems.
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You could remember for me.
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Please don't leave me here. Please?
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Can you write a sentence for us,
Mr. Mozell?
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- Dad.
- Leave me alone.
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Can't you see I'm in conference
with my daughter?
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Here's the pen, Mr. Mozell.
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A sentence.
What kind of sentence do you want?
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Here, shove it up your schmeer!
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Don't go, Evie.
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I'm begging you.
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Don't go, Evie.
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Are you there?
Are you both listening?
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He wrote, "It's too late."
She asked him to write a sentence.
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That's what he wrote.
Is this eerie or what?
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"It's too late." My God!
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What does it mean?
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Too late for tests, for help.
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This is serious. He's disoriented.
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He's in a wheelchair.
He's telling us it's over.
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They should just adjust his medications.
Did you talk to the doctor?
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The doctor
was approximately 11 years old.
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Obviously, it wasn't the real doctor.
Obviously, it was a resident.
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Call back
and ask to speak to the real doctor.
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Libby, I said I wanted Maureen Oriff.
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He mentioned
John Wayne's pecker again.
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You gotta be kidding. Did he really?
That is hilarious.
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He is obsessed with that pecker.
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Oh, no, I wasn't--
I wasn't talking to you. Sorry.
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- It really was awful. You weren't here.
- I am sorry I couldn't be there.
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- Oh, Maddy.
- No.
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- This is my only vacation!
- I didn't mean it that way.
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We work 10 hours a day,
five days a week, 52 weeks a year.
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- Yeah, I know.
- Aside from the dialogue...
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...soaps are the closest thing
to theater on television.
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The only reason that I
can go away right now...
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...is because Juliana is in the Bahamas...
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...because her boss is having an affair.
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Yeah. Who's Juliana?
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My character, Juliana.
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Who is fully three-dimensional...
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...and who right now is wrestling
with very serious identity problems.
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Don't you ever watch my show?
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Did she hang up?
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- Maddy? Georgia.
- Take this.
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Oh, Maureen, I gotta go.
I'm sorry. I love you.
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Call me every five minutes. Okay.
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- Oh, God--
- Did Maddy hang up?
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- Yeah. Did she hang up? God.
- It's possible.
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She may come back in a cowboy outfit,
talking about fly-fishing.
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What do you wanna bet
she'll come back with some cowboy?
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She thinks she's the only one who works.
I'm planning this event--
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I'm so busy
with this fifth-anniversary edition.
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I know it's a little self-indulgent.
I know. I know. My fifth anniversary.
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Between you and me, I can't even believe
my magazine has lasted this long.
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Get this. I'm planning this event...
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...Los Angeles Women in Commerce,
their annual party.
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I landed it.
It's gonna put my company on the map.
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That is so sweet, your little company.
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Eve, if you're in business,
and you sort of are...
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...you should shop
at Barneys or Saks or eve--
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Oh, God! I'm sorry!
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I'm so sor--
Are you all right?
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Why would you do that?
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- What are you thinking about?
- I'm so sorry!
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Oh, no. What are--?
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My lights are just falling off.
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- You see what you did?
- I can see that.
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I'm Eve Marks.
Hello. I'm so sorry.
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Dr. Kunundar.
You're not driving well.
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Thank you so much
for not screaming.
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It's just that I was so distracted.
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I just put my father in the hospital.
I'm sorry.
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I hope it's not serious.
You can't drive like--
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I have my card somewhere.
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- Look at this.
- Wait a minute.
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There you go.
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- "No Surprises."
- I'm a party planner.
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We do special events, and everything
goes smoothly. No surprises.
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- I see.
- I'm sorry.
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This actually isn't my first car accident
this year.
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If my insurance company
hears about this...
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...my rates will skyrocket.
They're just gonna go up.
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I got the word.
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Do you think
that we could settle this privately?
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I can't....
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I'll ask your mother.
All right, give me that, please.
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Why would you talk to my mother?
I don't even speak to my mother.
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That's very sad for you.
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You can't go through life
without your mother.
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You'll get a call.
Her name is Ogmed Kunundar.
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Oh, your mother.
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She's in Burbank,
and she'll know if this is all right.
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All right. I'm late.
My son's getting home any minute.
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And I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.
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This is fate. Or an accident.
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Oh, it's an accident.
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Maybe you're gonna be surprised.
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Well, no, no. I hope not.
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So sorry.
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I can't rely on you.
What good is a marriage...
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...when I can't even trust...
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...that you'll be on time
for one stupid meeting!
00:12:32.772 --> 00:12:34.402 align:center
Look at me, Mom. Look at me!
00:12:39.846 --> 00:12:41.286 align:center
Look at me, Mom, look at me!
00:12:45.318 --> 00:12:46.918 align:center
Look at me, Mom.
00:12:47.087 --> 00:12:48.327 align:center
Eve, not now!
00:12:48.455 --> 00:12:49.485 align:center
Forget it!
00:12:51.091 --> 00:12:52.391 align:center
I just can't take it anymore!
00:12:53.827 --> 00:12:55.297 align:center
What are you doing?
00:12:55.462 --> 00:12:57.562 align:center
Dad! Daddy!
00:13:04.004 --> 00:13:06.134 align:center
That's my Evie.
00:13:06.439 --> 00:13:09.079 align:center
That's my cookie.
00:13:40.140 --> 00:13:41.250 align:center
"It's not so bad"?
00:13:41.374 --> 00:13:45.014 align:center
- No, it's really not that bad.
- Compared to a pileup, it's not bad.
00:13:45.145 --> 00:13:47.215 align:center
The wheels and headlights are fine.
00:13:47.380 --> 00:13:50.850 align:center
It wouldn't be an accident
without damage, I suppose.
00:13:50.984 --> 00:13:53.054 align:center
I can just get in the other side.
00:13:53.353 --> 00:13:55.953 align:center
Just like that. I can just....
00:13:56.623 --> 00:13:59.523 align:center
I don't even think we have to fix it.
00:13:59.859 --> 00:14:01.969 align:center
Because look at me. I'm in.
00:14:02.262 --> 00:14:07.032 align:center
So there was no whiplash, and you
still have your teeth and your back....
00:14:07.200 --> 00:14:11.280 align:center
No, I'm fine, and he just had
headlight damage and grill.
00:14:12.172 --> 00:14:14.972 align:center
Mom,
how many crackups is that this year?
00:14:15.342 --> 00:14:16.972 align:center
That's three now.
00:14:17.577 --> 00:14:18.877 align:center
What is that?
00:14:19.045 --> 00:14:21.585 align:center
It's my new laugh. Do you like it?
00:14:21.948 --> 00:14:24.188 align:center
Lovely. Yeah, lovely!
00:14:24.317 --> 00:14:27.087 align:center
- Were you on the phone?
- No.
00:14:27.254 --> 00:14:29.424 align:center
You were on the phone.
00:14:32.559 --> 00:14:34.299 align:center
Let's call our legal representation.
00:14:34.427 --> 00:14:37.067 align:center
Do you think they'll cancel my insurance?
00:14:37.197 --> 00:14:39.897 align:center
- I don't mind getting into that side.
- It's fine.
00:14:40.033 --> 00:14:42.133 align:center
That side looks as good as new.
00:14:42.269 --> 00:14:44.509 align:center
I think I've been pretty understanding
about this.
00:14:46.973 --> 00:14:49.343 align:center
Okay, I have to go play with my Legos.
Bye-bye.
00:14:51.544 --> 00:14:55.514 align:center
I hope I can't go to jail for suggesting
that we settle this privately.
00:14:55.649 --> 00:14:57.149 align:center
Did Kim messenger the...?
00:14:57.284 --> 00:15:00.014 align:center
Yeah. Good. The Nixon Library stuff.
00:15:02.656 --> 00:15:04.596 align:center
That's my fourth car accident this year.
00:15:04.925 --> 00:15:09.065 align:center
Jesse, you can't leave that stuff
just hanging around like that.
00:15:09.496 --> 00:15:12.196 align:center
You know, he reminded me of Nixon.
00:15:12.332 --> 00:15:16.062 align:center
- Who?
- My father. You know, the same jowl...
00:15:16.202 --> 00:15:19.172 align:center
...the same shlumpy little shoulders
like that.
00:15:21.574 --> 00:15:23.974 align:center
Wait a minute. Now, why am I here?
00:15:24.144 --> 00:15:25.614 align:center
Tea?
00:15:28.982 --> 00:15:31.182 align:center
He can't walk, Joe.
00:15:33.286 --> 00:15:34.956 align:center
He's dead!
00:15:35.088 --> 00:15:37.358 align:center
- Hello?
- Georgia's really something, isn't she?
00:15:37.490 --> 00:15:41.670 align:center
- Yes, Dad, she certainly is.
- Little Georgie.
00:15:42.095 --> 00:15:43.395 align:center
Dad.
00:15:43.530 --> 00:15:46.040 align:center
So not dead.
00:15:46.166 --> 00:15:49.666 align:center
Oh, not funny.
That is so not funny. God!
00:15:50.003 --> 00:15:52.403 align:center
God. You just have
no compassion for him.
00:15:52.539 --> 00:15:54.139 align:center
You know why too, don't you?
00:15:55.075 --> 00:15:59.745 align:center
Or have you forgotten?
It happened right here. I remember.
00:16:01.414 --> 00:16:03.384 align:center
He's dying, Joe.
00:16:06.987 --> 00:16:09.057 align:center
Three guesses who that is.
00:16:30.043 --> 00:16:31.673 align:center
He's dead.
00:16:33.513 --> 00:16:36.083 align:center
- Honey!
- Where is it?
00:16:37.584 --> 00:16:39.614 align:center
- Honey, what are you doing?
- Yeah?
00:16:39.786 --> 00:16:41.486 align:center
Hello?
00:16:42.122 --> 00:16:43.722 align:center
Who is it?
00:16:44.324 --> 00:16:47.124 align:center
- Oh, God, Maddy, is he dead?
- Dead?
00:16:47.260 --> 00:16:48.300 align:center
Dad.
00:16:48.428 --> 00:16:51.668 align:center
Oh, come on, get serious.
There's nothing wrong with Dad.
00:16:52.032 --> 00:16:53.332 align:center
No.
00:16:54.567 --> 00:16:56.567 align:center
- Buck can't walk.
- What?
00:16:56.736 --> 00:16:58.076 align:center
Where are you?
00:16:58.204 --> 00:16:59.704 align:center
I'm back. What am I gonna do?
00:17:01.374 --> 00:17:04.304 align:center
He's not dead.
Well, just take him to the hospital.
00:17:04.444 --> 00:17:06.374 align:center
- Who?
- The boyfriend.
00:17:06.746 --> 00:17:07.816 align:center
How?
00:17:08.248 --> 00:17:10.318 align:center
In an ambulance. My God, Maddy.
00:17:11.518 --> 00:17:13.088 align:center
My God, he just moved his foot.
00:17:15.255 --> 00:17:17.055 align:center
He just moved his foot!
00:17:17.190 --> 00:17:19.230 align:center
Oh, Buck, baby.
00:17:20.160 --> 00:17:22.700 align:center
Sweetie, that's so good.
00:17:23.363 --> 00:17:25.333 align:center
I think I can get him to the car.
00:17:27.634 --> 00:17:28.634 align:center
She hung up.
00:17:29.402 --> 00:17:30.602 align:center
I see that.
00:17:35.108 --> 00:17:36.108 align:center
Hello?
00:17:36.242 --> 00:17:38.542 align:center
This is Ogmed Kunundar,
Omar's mother.
00:17:38.678 --> 00:17:42.118 align:center
My son's lights are falling off.
And his radiator exploded.
00:17:42.248 --> 00:17:43.748 align:center
His radiator?
00:17:44.084 --> 00:17:48.824 align:center
Joe, he has ice cream in his bowl over
there. What's he doing with ice cream?
00:17:49.155 --> 00:17:50.655 align:center
Yeah, now, are you sure?
00:17:50.790 --> 00:17:52.600 align:center
Omar does not make a mistake.
00:17:52.725 --> 00:17:55.665 align:center
He is a genius.
He can fix your ovaries with a laser.
00:17:55.795 --> 00:17:58.095 align:center
Yes, I'm sure that he can.
00:17:58.231 --> 00:18:01.101 align:center
Now, what I'm suggesting
about the car insurance is legal.
00:18:01.234 --> 00:18:03.304 align:center
Omar says you have a problem
with your father.
00:18:03.436 --> 00:18:04.576 align:center
Yes, my father.
00:18:04.737 --> 00:18:07.107 align:center
Jesse, come on. Yes, yes.
00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:11.480 align:center
Yes, he's been in the hospital for a week.
It's very sad.
00:18:11.611 --> 00:18:13.241 align:center
We're getting the results today.
00:18:13.379 --> 00:18:15.819 align:center
And you do not see your mother?
00:18:16.349 --> 00:18:18.419 align:center
I'm sorry,
will you excuse me a second?
00:18:18.551 --> 00:18:19.851 align:center
- Hello? Dad.
- Evie?
00:18:20.186 --> 00:18:22.186 align:center
I'm on the other line.
I'll call you back.
00:18:22.322 --> 00:18:25.222 align:center
- There's no room service.
- You're in the hospital.
00:18:25.358 --> 00:18:30.128 align:center
- I want Chinese. Shrimp! Shrimp!
- Okay, fine, fine, fine.
00:18:30.463 --> 00:18:32.133 align:center
Hello?
00:18:34.367 --> 00:18:35.507 align:center
No.
00:18:35.735 --> 00:18:38.775 align:center
So how much does she claim
the radiator's going to cost?
00:18:38.905 --> 00:18:41.145 align:center
I don't know.
00:18:44.310 --> 00:18:45.720 align:center
I lost her. Dad called.
00:18:46.246 --> 00:18:49.816 align:center
And now I bet she nails us
with a gigantic bill.
00:18:50.450 --> 00:18:51.690 align:center
And what does he want?
00:18:52.418 --> 00:18:54.688 align:center
Chinese food! He wants Chinese food.
00:18:54.821 --> 00:18:59.321 align:center
Now, how is it that a man who can
barely recognize his own pants...
00:18:59.459 --> 00:19:01.669 align:center
...can remember his daughter's
phone number?
00:19:01.794 --> 00:19:03.894 align:center
That's one of life's great mysteries.
00:19:04.230 --> 00:19:07.240 align:center
- You really shouldn't talk to him.
- I have to.
00:19:07.367 --> 00:19:08.407 align:center
Why?
00:19:08.935 --> 00:19:10.535 align:center
I don't know.
00:19:10.703 --> 00:19:13.573 align:center
Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe, don't go. Don't go.
00:19:13.773 --> 00:19:15.873 align:center
- I have to.
- I hate it when you go.
00:19:16.209 --> 00:19:18.419 align:center
Honey, I do interviews
every three weeks.
00:19:18.545 --> 00:19:21.915 align:center
I feel like that actress
in those '50s movies. "Don't go, don't go."
00:19:22.248 --> 00:19:24.858 align:center
But the husband goes,
and the plane crashes.
00:19:25.185 --> 00:19:28.825 align:center
Only she doesn't know it. She's so busy
preparing that reunion supper...
00:19:28.955 --> 00:19:30.555 align:center
...or playing with her toddlers.
00:19:30.723 --> 00:19:34.523 align:center
Until the phone rings.
My plane is not going to crash.
00:19:34.661 --> 00:19:36.791 align:center
Are you listening?
Listen, listen, listen!
00:19:36.930 --> 00:19:40.400 align:center
My plane is not going to crash.
00:19:40.567 --> 00:19:43.667 align:center
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Okay, I have to pack now.
00:19:44.737 --> 00:19:45.837 align:center
Joe.
00:19:45.972 --> 00:19:49.572 align:center
- What is her name?
- I don't know. Janet Leigh?
00:19:49.709 --> 00:19:53.979 align:center
Blond. No. A little bit bland?
God, I can't remember.
00:19:54.314 --> 00:19:58.814 align:center
There's gonna be a TV show called
Name That Person You Already Know.
00:19:58.952 --> 00:20:00.512 align:center
- Teresa Wright?
- No.
00:20:00.653 --> 00:20:04.223 align:center
No. Not Teresa Wright. Shit.
00:20:04.357 --> 00:20:08.527 align:center
I must say I prefer a hamburger,
whether it's in 21 in New York City...
00:20:08.661 --> 00:20:11.631 align:center
...or Carl's Jr. in Orange County.
00:20:11.764 --> 00:20:13.364 align:center
There's nothing better...
00:20:13.499 --> 00:20:14.539 align:center
ASK PRESIDENT NIXON
00:20:14.667 --> 00:20:17.537 align:center
...than a charcoal-broiled hamburger.
00:20:17.870 --> 00:20:21.710 align:center
That's amazing, Madge.
Really, it's fantastic.
00:20:21.841 --> 00:20:23.471 align:center
I knew you'd think so.
00:20:23.610 --> 00:20:25.420 align:center
You can ask him anything at all.
00:20:26.446 --> 00:20:27.446 align:center
Entertainers.
00:20:27.580 --> 00:20:28.750 align:center
Elvis.
00:20:28.881 --> 00:20:32.781 align:center
People say that because later on
it was found that he had used drugs...
00:20:32.919 --> 00:20:35.529 align:center
...that, therefore,
he could not be a good example.
00:20:35.655 --> 00:20:38.625 align:center
They overlook the fact
that he never used illegal drugs.
00:20:38.758 --> 00:20:41.628 align:center
It was always drugs
prescribed by his physician.
00:20:42.295 --> 00:20:44.465 align:center
- Would you like to step this way?
- Certainly.
00:20:44.597 --> 00:20:46.737 align:center
What about little hamburger
hors d'oeuvres?
00:20:46.866 --> 00:20:48.536 align:center
- Come on, Kim.
- Oh, yeah.
00:20:48.701 --> 00:20:52.471 align:center
Madge,
I bet Julie and Tricia just love this.
00:20:52.605 --> 00:20:55.845 align:center
How could they not?
Here their daddy lives forever.
00:20:55.975 --> 00:21:01.015 align:center
I've been studying the floor plan,
but I wasn't quite prepared for the....
00:21:01.848 --> 00:21:03.848 align:center
- They have parties here?
- All the time.
00:21:03.983 --> 00:21:06.513 align:center
- Tell her.
- Thank you.
00:21:06.653 --> 00:21:09.023 align:center
Yeah, our speaker canceled.
00:21:09.522 --> 00:21:13.052 align:center
Well, you're a very powerful group.
I'm sure we can get someone to pinch-hit.
00:21:13.393 --> 00:21:16.723 align:center
But they're gonna have to be dynamic,
inspiring, brilliant and--
00:21:16.863 --> 00:21:19.463 align:center
We're thinking of your sister.
00:21:19.966 --> 00:21:21.706 align:center
My sister?
00:21:21.968 --> 00:21:24.678 align:center
- Excuse me.
- We want Georgia.
00:21:24.804 --> 00:21:27.004 align:center
Evie, can you get me
Georgia's magazine?
00:21:27.340 --> 00:21:29.710 align:center
Now's not a good time, Dad.
My father. Sorry.
00:21:29.842 --> 00:21:32.672 align:center
- Is Georgia there?
- No, Georgia's not here.
00:21:33.046 --> 00:21:35.616 align:center
See, everyone is fascinated by her.
00:21:35.748 --> 00:21:38.558 align:center
This is her father.
Of course he is fascinated by her.
00:21:38.685 --> 00:21:43.725 align:center
Georgia takes crap and makes gold
out of it. She is fantastic.
00:21:43.856 --> 00:21:46.026 align:center
- Okay, Dad. I'll call you back.
- She takes any--
00:21:47.393 --> 00:21:49.623 align:center
All right. Now....
00:21:50.763 --> 00:21:52.693 align:center
Where were we? My mind is a blank.
00:21:52.999 --> 00:21:54.839 align:center
Georgia.
00:21:55.735 --> 00:21:57.765 align:center
Yeah, thanks, Kim.
00:21:57.937 --> 00:22:00.407 align:center
I'm terribly sorry,
but she is swamped.
00:22:00.540 --> 00:22:03.980 align:center
She's putting out the
fifth-anniversary issue of her magazine.
00:22:04.110 --> 00:22:07.620 align:center
I think she's marvelous
because she's my sister. I just love her.
00:22:07.747 --> 00:22:10.387 align:center
- But we don't really want her, do we?
- Absolutely.
00:22:10.917 --> 00:22:13.687 align:center
Okay. I'm gonna give it a try.
00:22:13.986 --> 00:22:15.086 align:center
You got it.
00:22:15.455 --> 00:22:18.595 align:center
Great. Kim, do you wanna try
and get Georgia on the phone?
00:22:18.725 --> 00:22:21.495 align:center
- Call her?
- Yes. Just one second.
00:22:37.844 --> 00:22:40.974 align:center
- Hi, Dad. Hi.
- Hi, sweetheart.
00:22:41.147 --> 00:22:44.857 align:center
You remember this?
This song?
00:22:51.157 --> 00:22:53.127 align:center
Yeah, kind of.
00:22:53.926 --> 00:22:56.566 align:center
- Look.
- What time is it?
00:22:56.929 --> 00:22:58.969 align:center
It's 1:25. Look what I have.
00:22:59.098 --> 00:23:02.608 align:center
Oh, you got the Chinese! Good.
00:23:03.069 --> 00:23:04.709 align:center
Did you get the moo goo gai pan?
00:23:04.837 --> 00:23:07.607 align:center
I got the moo goo gai pan,
and I got the fried shrimp.
00:23:07.774 --> 00:23:09.904 align:center
- The fried rice with shrimp.
- Shrimp?
00:23:10.042 --> 00:23:12.742 align:center
You know I can't eat shrimp.
00:23:13.045 --> 00:23:15.415 align:center
I didn't know that about you.
What do you mean?
00:23:15.548 --> 00:23:19.018 align:center
You remember that story
when I scrubbed in...
00:23:19.152 --> 00:23:23.782 align:center
...for a retrocecal appendectomy
in Honuman Hospital.
00:23:23.956 --> 00:23:27.926 align:center
The infected appendix,
we never knew it was in back of...
00:23:28.427 --> 00:23:29.667 align:center
...the cecum.
00:23:29.796 --> 00:23:33.566 align:center
The cecum
is a useless appendage anyway.
00:23:33.733 --> 00:23:36.063 align:center
I mean, it was an appendix,
but it looked...
00:23:36.435 --> 00:23:39.675 align:center
...sure as dickens like a shrimp.
00:23:39.806 --> 00:23:43.676 align:center
And three years later,
I tried to eat a shrimp cocktail.
00:23:43.810 --> 00:23:47.520 align:center
- What happened?
- Broke out in these half-dollar hives.
00:23:47.680 --> 00:23:50.450 align:center
Haven't had a shrimp since.
Too bad, because I like shrimp.
00:23:50.583 --> 00:23:51.913 align:center
Well, I'm sorry.
00:23:52.084 --> 00:23:55.084 align:center
- I can get you something else.
- I'll eat the moo goo gai pan.
00:23:55.454 --> 00:23:59.654 align:center
I actually knew a girl named Moo Goo
Gai Pan. That was her last name.
00:23:59.826 --> 00:24:00.996 align:center
- Moo Goo Gai Pan?
- Yeah.
00:24:01.127 --> 00:24:04.967 align:center
Her first name was Freda.
Freda Moo Goo Gai Pan.
00:24:05.131 --> 00:24:07.531 align:center
She was half-Jewish, half-Chinese.
00:24:07.667 --> 00:24:11.237 align:center
- How did you meet her?
- A lot of people called her the Ori-yenta.
00:24:12.071 --> 00:24:14.071 align:center
What time is it?
00:24:15.174 --> 00:24:16.974 align:center
It's 1:26.
00:24:19.812 --> 00:24:22.612 align:center
I never should have left your mother.
00:24:22.748 --> 00:24:26.158 align:center
Dad. Dad, she left you.
00:24:29.488 --> 00:24:30.888 align:center
Yeah.
00:24:31.023 --> 00:24:32.823 align:center
Looking very attractive today.
00:24:32.992 --> 00:24:36.592 align:center
Why don't you sit down?
Make yourself comfortable.
00:24:36.729 --> 00:24:39.799 align:center
You're very attractive-looking.
00:24:40.700 --> 00:24:42.240 align:center
Thank you.
00:24:42.568 --> 00:24:46.538 align:center
You're beautiful.
Very sexy, you know.
00:24:47.139 --> 00:24:49.549 align:center
You know....
00:24:49.675 --> 00:24:53.175 align:center
We never got it on, but....
00:24:53.512 --> 00:24:55.512 align:center
I want you, Cleo.
00:24:55.681 --> 00:24:57.641 align:center
I really do, Cleo.
00:24:57.917 --> 00:25:00.917 align:center
I would love to make love.
00:25:01.087 --> 00:25:04.757 align:center
Dad, I'm not Cleo.
I'm Eve, your daughter.
00:25:04.991 --> 00:25:07.291 align:center
You're not my daughter!
00:25:07.627 --> 00:25:08.967 align:center
I don't have any daughters!
00:25:09.562 --> 00:25:10.722 align:center
I have sons.
00:25:11.530 --> 00:25:13.870 align:center
My daughters left me.
00:25:14.634 --> 00:25:17.934 align:center
They left me. They went to New York.
00:25:19.238 --> 00:25:20.908 align:center
Good riddance.
00:25:21.040 --> 00:25:24.850 align:center
Don't know where the affection is.
Where the love is. Don't know anything.
00:25:25.011 --> 00:25:27.571 align:center
You have a burden when you have girls.
00:25:27.713 --> 00:25:29.543 align:center
Daughters are treacherous.
00:25:30.750 --> 00:25:32.590 align:center
christmas 1988
00:25:32.718 --> 00:25:35.588 align:center
Dad didn't even get
a Christmas tree this year.
00:25:35.721 --> 00:25:37.981 align:center
Yeah. Maddy, he tried to kill himself.
00:25:38.124 --> 00:25:41.694 align:center
If Mom hadn't left him,
he never would have tried this.
00:25:41.827 --> 00:25:44.667 align:center
I don't understand.
She left him 10 years ago.
00:25:44.797 --> 00:25:47.567 align:center
He should get over her already.
Don't you think?
00:25:47.700 --> 00:25:50.940 align:center
Look at this.
This neighborhood never changes.
00:25:52.805 --> 00:25:54.305 align:center
Giant packages again.
00:25:54.874 --> 00:25:57.274 align:center
Rudolph. He's disgusting.
00:25:57.643 --> 00:26:00.973 align:center
- Here's your favorite.
- Please, not Scroogeville again.
00:26:02.748 --> 00:26:04.788 align:center
- Maddy.
- I'm sorry.
00:26:05.017 --> 00:26:06.757 align:center
Did you get him a present?
00:26:06.886 --> 00:26:08.826 align:center
Yeah, of course, I got him a present.
00:26:09.188 --> 00:26:11.798 align:center
Remember how beautiful
this place used to be?
00:26:11.924 --> 00:26:14.024 align:center
I know. With Mom's gardens.
00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:17.870 align:center
Dad fired the gardener.
He said he was stealing.
00:26:21.233 --> 00:26:22.933 align:center
Oh, look!
00:26:23.069 --> 00:26:25.309 align:center
Oh, look at Mom's roses.
00:26:25.671 --> 00:26:29.141 align:center
- Oh, yeah. They're dead.
- Oh, no. But the pool?
00:26:29.308 --> 00:26:32.348 align:center
It had a fungus. So....
00:26:33.679 --> 00:26:35.389 align:center
Here, let me get this for you.
00:26:35.715 --> 00:26:37.845 align:center
- Maddy? Maddy, here, will you take this?
- What?
00:26:38.017 --> 00:26:40.157 align:center
- Does she ever call you?
- Mom? No.
00:26:40.286 --> 00:26:42.256 align:center
- Of course not.
- Me either.
00:26:42.755 --> 00:26:44.625 align:center
- Dad?
- Where is he?
00:26:44.757 --> 00:26:46.397 align:center
- God, it smells.
- I know.
00:26:46.726 --> 00:26:48.196 align:center
- Dad?
- Dad?
00:26:48.327 --> 00:26:50.067 align:center
- I'll go look in here.
- All right.
00:26:50.229 --> 00:26:52.199 align:center
- Dad?
- Dad.
00:26:57.970 --> 00:27:01.180 align:center
Okay. All right. Dad?
I'm gonna check the kitchen. Dad?
00:27:03.075 --> 00:27:05.415 align:center
- Dad?
- Dad?
00:27:05.745 --> 00:27:08.745 align:center
Are you in the kitchen? Dad?
00:27:12.084 --> 00:27:14.754 align:center
I'm worried. Do you think he's okay?
00:27:19.025 --> 00:27:21.325 align:center
- Who is it?
- It's us, Dad!
00:27:22.094 --> 00:27:23.194 align:center
Oh, my God.
00:27:28.768 --> 00:27:30.108 align:center
Who is that woman?
00:27:30.236 --> 00:27:32.376 align:center
It's cool.
00:27:33.906 --> 00:27:36.946 align:center
- It's my girls!
- Hi, Daddy.
00:27:38.277 --> 00:27:41.447 align:center
- Oh, hi, Dad.
- Georgie-Porgie! Evie-baby!
00:27:41.914 --> 00:27:44.344 align:center
- And Maddy!
- Hi, Daddy.
00:27:45.251 --> 00:27:47.451 align:center
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm great now!
00:27:47.820 --> 00:27:50.990 align:center
Come on in. Esther,
come on out and say hello to the girls!
00:27:52.792 --> 00:27:53.952 align:center
Hi.
00:27:54.093 --> 00:27:55.693 align:center
You remember her, don't you?
00:27:57.863 --> 00:27:59.763 align:center
"Mouthwash"?
00:28:00.132 --> 00:28:01.432 align:center
"Rinse and spit"?
00:28:03.102 --> 00:28:04.432 align:center
- What does that mean?
- Esther.
00:28:04.770 --> 00:28:06.180 align:center
You're kidding.
00:28:06.305 --> 00:28:09.045 align:center
- It's Esther.
- No way. Are you serious?
00:28:09.175 --> 00:28:11.375 align:center
Yeah, from the dentist.
00:28:11.844 --> 00:28:14.244 align:center
- Hi.
- We remember you, sure.
00:28:14.780 --> 00:28:17.850 align:center
I bumped into your dad
while visiting my brother-in-law.
00:28:17.983 --> 00:28:21.413 align:center
He had to have his colon taken out.
Poor thing. My God!
00:28:21.787 --> 00:28:24.457 align:center
They're gonna connect
the whole thing back up again.
00:28:24.790 --> 00:28:29.230 align:center
So I was poking around in different rooms
looking for him, and here he was.
00:28:29.929 --> 00:28:31.229 align:center
He's cute!
00:28:32.398 --> 00:28:34.268 align:center
Girls, let's go sit with the bullet.
00:28:34.433 --> 00:28:36.163 align:center
- Okay, yeah.
- Great.
00:28:40.039 --> 00:28:44.149 align:center
Well, now, I'm just gonna buzz off
and let you all catch up.
00:28:44.276 --> 00:28:46.416 align:center
- All right? Yeah.
- Bye.
00:28:46.746 --> 00:28:48.886 align:center
And you....
00:28:49.749 --> 00:28:51.489 align:center
You know where to find me!
00:28:51.817 --> 00:28:53.087 align:center
Look at him.
00:28:56.088 --> 00:28:57.428 align:center
She's a great lay.
00:28:57.790 --> 00:28:59.100 align:center
Dad!
00:29:00.159 --> 00:29:04.999 align:center
I'm so sorry to hear about your mom.
I feel terrible about that.
00:29:05.364 --> 00:29:07.834 align:center
But if that happened
to somebody in my family...
00:29:07.967 --> 00:29:09.937 align:center
...I would stick to cars.
00:29:11.937 --> 00:29:13.377 align:center
What happened to Mom?
00:29:13.539 --> 00:29:16.379 align:center
I said she went down
in that crash in Denver.
00:29:16.909 --> 00:29:18.309 align:center
What crash in Denver?
00:29:18.778 --> 00:29:22.948 align:center
I'm telling you, people always think
that they remember plane crashes...
00:29:23.082 --> 00:29:25.042 align:center
...even though they never took place.
00:29:26.252 --> 00:29:27.512 align:center
But Mom's not dead.
00:29:27.887 --> 00:29:30.257 align:center
She's in Big Bear.
It's the same thing.
00:29:33.092 --> 00:29:36.092 align:center
Guess you're feeling better, huh, Dad?
00:30:54.306 --> 00:30:56.106 align:center
I miss her, Evie.
00:30:59.044 --> 00:31:00.514 align:center
Mom?
00:31:01.413 --> 00:31:03.913 align:center
I can't sleep without her.
00:31:04.083 --> 00:31:07.883 align:center
I miss her just being there and just....
00:31:08.554 --> 00:31:11.954 align:center
She's sort of....
She's the other half of me.
00:31:12.091 --> 00:31:15.421 align:center
I mean,
I feel like a guy with one leg.
00:31:17.096 --> 00:31:19.636 align:center
Yeah, I can't sleep without her.
00:32:04.977 --> 00:32:08.247 align:center
BIG BEAR LAKE
00:32:42.381 --> 00:32:43.741 align:center
Eve?
00:32:44.717 --> 00:32:46.657 align:center
Hey, Mom.
00:32:47.186 --> 00:32:49.186 align:center
- Hi.
- Are you taller?
00:32:50.689 --> 00:32:52.059 align:center
I don't think so.
00:32:53.726 --> 00:32:56.166 align:center
You're prettier than I remember.
00:32:58.764 --> 00:33:01.234 align:center
Mom, I wanted to ask you
about the roses.
00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:06.040 align:center
Are you supposed to cut them back
to a three-leaf configuration or a five?
00:33:07.740 --> 00:33:10.080 align:center
Get some cups here.
00:33:10.209 --> 00:33:12.079 align:center
In the cabinet.
00:33:14.313 --> 00:33:17.643 align:center
- Is it locked?
- No, it's open. Right there.
00:33:18.083 --> 00:33:20.413 align:center
Lemon? Milk with your tea?
00:33:20.552 --> 00:33:22.622 align:center
I don't care.
00:33:22.755 --> 00:33:25.155 align:center
Lemon's better for you.
00:33:25.290 --> 00:33:27.400 align:center
- Okay. Okay.
- Lemon?
00:33:27.693 --> 00:33:29.393 align:center
All right.
00:33:34.299 --> 00:33:36.569 align:center
So yeah....
00:33:36.769 --> 00:33:41.679 align:center
The roses are all leggy and sad.
Dad's not that much of a gardener, really.
00:33:41.807 --> 00:33:45.207 align:center
It's a five-leaf configuration,
by the way.
00:33:52.484 --> 00:33:57.484 align:center
Mom, just come home. You have to,
because everything is a mess.
00:33:57.623 --> 00:34:01.123 align:center
Eve, dear, this is my home.
00:34:02.361 --> 00:34:04.821 align:center
What? What are you talking about?
This is nowhere.
00:34:05.197 --> 00:34:08.497 align:center
This is like you're living
with a bunch of squirrels. Come home...
00:34:08.667 --> 00:34:12.277 align:center
...and visit,
and just come and talk to Dad.
00:34:12.404 --> 00:34:15.134 align:center
You know, he tried to kill himself.
00:34:15.441 --> 00:34:17.241 align:center
But he didn't succeed.
00:34:18.310 --> 00:34:21.520 align:center
No, he took an overdose
of Percodan, Mom.
00:34:22.247 --> 00:34:23.287 align:center
Your father.
00:34:26.118 --> 00:34:28.788 align:center
Well, look,
I'm very worried about Maddy.
00:34:29.321 --> 00:34:33.091 align:center
She's dropped out.
She's living at the beach.
00:34:33.225 --> 00:34:36.825 align:center
She thinks she's gonna be a rock star,
and she can't even carry a tune.
00:34:37.162 --> 00:34:39.362 align:center
Let me think how to put this.
00:34:40.232 --> 00:34:43.732 align:center
Motherhood doesn't turn out
to be a reason.
00:34:46.338 --> 00:34:47.378 align:center
For what?
00:34:48.707 --> 00:34:53.447 align:center
What I mean is, I'm not one of those
women who needed to be a mother.
00:34:54.179 --> 00:34:58.419 align:center
When I was growing up, all the girls
wanted to be, so I thought I did too.
00:34:58.584 --> 00:35:01.254 align:center
But it didn't take.
00:35:04.823 --> 00:35:06.793 align:center
Just being honest.
00:35:09.561 --> 00:35:10.891 align:center
Well....
00:35:15.267 --> 00:35:16.667 align:center
Thank you.
00:35:54.673 --> 00:35:55.773 align:center
Dad!
00:35:57.242 --> 00:35:59.672 align:center
You need anything?
You want something?
00:35:59.811 --> 00:36:02.541 align:center
- Yeah, drive me around.
- Are you all right? Are you--?
00:36:02.681 --> 00:36:05.851 align:center
What's wrong?
Did you take some more pills, Dad?
00:36:06.185 --> 00:36:10.555 align:center
No, I just had a little scotch.
No pills.
00:36:10.689 --> 00:36:13.259 align:center
I was just kidding around with the pills.
00:36:13.392 --> 00:36:16.262 align:center
- Kidding around, Dad?
- I didn't mean to take them.
00:36:16.428 --> 00:36:18.968 align:center
- God.
- Baby?
00:36:19.565 --> 00:36:20.865 align:center
Drive me.
00:36:21.934 --> 00:36:25.334 align:center
Well-- Yeah, okay. Whatever.
00:36:25.470 --> 00:36:27.380 align:center
Where do you wanna go?
00:36:30.609 --> 00:36:31.649 align:center
Home.
00:36:35.380 --> 00:36:37.450 align:center
Do you wanna get a tree?
00:36:37.916 --> 00:36:38.916 align:center
Yes!
00:36:39.284 --> 00:36:40.984 align:center
- Do you wanna get a Christmas tree?
- Yes.
00:36:41.486 --> 00:36:42.656 align:center
Okay.
00:36:44.723 --> 00:36:46.453 align:center
Merry Christmas!
00:36:49.695 --> 00:36:51.965 align:center
Hey, Dad! Fake snow!
00:36:52.331 --> 00:36:55.461 align:center
Of course it's fake.
What do you want in L.A.? Real?
00:36:55.601 --> 00:36:59.431 align:center
We'll get a big one.
A big one, like always!
00:36:59.571 --> 00:37:03.741 align:center
Dad! How about this one?
Look at this. This is good!
00:37:03.875 --> 00:37:07.515 align:center
- Bigger! That's a dwarf! It's a runt!
- No. It's not a dwarf. It's good.
00:37:07.746 --> 00:37:12.256 align:center
- We'll get the King Kong of trees!
- It's really good. Dad?
00:37:13.018 --> 00:37:14.488 align:center
Dad?
00:37:16.788 --> 00:37:17.928 align:center
Dad?
00:37:19.658 --> 00:37:21.928 align:center
- Hey, Dad? Yeah.
- Evie. Evie.
00:37:22.261 --> 00:37:24.761 align:center
- Look! What about this one?
- This one?
00:37:24.896 --> 00:37:28.536 align:center
Your mom always said,
"Don't get a big tree."
00:37:28.667 --> 00:37:31.437 align:center
- Well, the hell with her!
- Yeah, to hell with her.
00:37:31.570 --> 00:37:34.410 align:center
Attagirl! That's my cookie!
00:37:34.539 --> 00:37:36.649 align:center
To hell with her!
00:37:36.775 --> 00:37:41.015 align:center
It's snowing, Evie.
It's gonna be a white Christmas.
00:37:43.415 --> 00:37:45.015 align:center
Look how beautiful it is!
00:37:45.350 --> 00:37:47.890 align:center
Oh, thank you, thank you.
00:37:48.053 --> 00:37:51.023 align:center
Beautiful snow. Thank you.
00:37:59.698 --> 00:38:01.438 align:center
He's dead.
00:38:03.568 --> 00:38:05.308 align:center
Hello?
00:38:05.937 --> 00:38:08.707 align:center
Mom, the door!
00:38:09.941 --> 00:38:12.001 align:center
Eve, it's Maddy. Open up!
00:38:17.049 --> 00:38:19.389 align:center
Oh, look at that! Oh, good!
00:38:19.518 --> 00:38:21.488 align:center
Hey, he loves you. That's so good!
00:38:21.620 --> 00:38:24.060 align:center
Eve, Eve, meet Buck.
00:38:24.423 --> 00:38:27.453 align:center
- This is Buck?
- Yeah, isn't he awesome? I know.
00:38:27.592 --> 00:38:30.062 align:center
Wanna hear the saddest?
He's got Lyme disease.
00:38:30.395 --> 00:38:34.095 align:center
Probably from all those moose
in Montana. I just got the results.
00:38:34.966 --> 00:38:36.506 align:center
Where are you going?
00:38:36.635 --> 00:38:38.565 align:center
- Wait! Where is he going?
- It's okay.
00:38:38.704 --> 00:38:40.104 align:center
Hey there, doggy!
00:38:40.439 --> 00:38:43.409 align:center
Look at him! He's gonna eat the couch.
Get him off!
00:38:43.575 --> 00:38:45.945 align:center
He would never do that.
He's an angel.
00:38:46.111 --> 00:38:47.871 align:center
He gets these paralyzed attacks.
00:38:48.046 --> 00:38:51.686 align:center
He has to have four pills a day,
and I'm on the set all day.
00:38:51.850 --> 00:38:54.390 align:center
Just forget that, Maddy.
I'm not doing that.
00:38:54.553 --> 00:38:56.083 align:center
- Maddy, no.
- He won't survive!
00:38:56.621 --> 00:38:57.751 align:center
That better be Georgia.
00:38:57.923 --> 00:39:01.723 align:center
I've been trying to reach her,
and she never calls me back!
00:39:02.828 --> 00:39:03.998 align:center
- Hello?
- Eve?
00:39:04.129 --> 00:39:06.899 align:center
Georgia. Hi. Listen.
00:39:07.032 --> 00:39:09.932 align:center
This speech,
you've got to do it for me.
00:39:10.068 --> 00:39:14.478 align:center
You've got to come here
and do it on April 7th. One week.
00:39:14.606 --> 00:39:16.376 align:center
Well, fine.
00:39:16.508 --> 00:39:19.748 align:center
- Fine?
- When have I ever let you down?
00:39:20.645 --> 00:39:21.675 align:center
Thank you.
00:39:22.814 --> 00:39:25.584 align:center
That's old.
Yeah, Maddy's here.
00:39:25.751 --> 00:39:29.051 align:center
What? Why is she there so early?
00:39:29.388 --> 00:39:32.628 align:center
I see. Silence. That means you're gonna
tell me later. I can't wait.
00:39:32.791 --> 00:39:33.791 align:center
How's Dad?
00:39:33.925 --> 00:39:37.465 align:center
I spend my life at that hospital,
and he will die asking for you.
00:39:37.629 --> 00:39:39.899 align:center
Excuse me. Excuse me.
00:39:40.565 --> 00:39:44.865 align:center
Our father is not dying, Eve.
It's possible our father is never dying.
00:39:45.003 --> 00:39:49.643 align:center
You need more in your life so you
don't blow things out of proportion.
00:39:50.075 --> 00:39:53.775 align:center
You are such a hysteric when it comes
to Dad. You've got to get a grip, Eve.
00:39:53.945 --> 00:39:55.845 align:center
Wait. One more thing before I go.
00:39:56.081 --> 00:40:00.181 align:center
You know what? I'll send you my banner.
I'm using it for all my speeches now.
00:40:01.887 --> 00:40:03.057 align:center
Your banner?
00:40:03.188 --> 00:40:04.728 align:center
She has a banner.
00:40:05.791 --> 00:40:07.121 align:center
What does it say, "Georgia"?
00:40:07.492 --> 00:40:09.722 align:center
I'll be in L.A.--
That's enough. Thank you.
00:40:09.861 --> 00:40:12.891 align:center
Jonathan. I've got it now.
My hair looks really good.
00:40:13.031 --> 00:40:16.101 align:center
Jesus Christ, he's gotta--
Take a vacation, will you?
00:40:16.435 --> 00:40:20.435 align:center
I've got this L.A. advertising push,
so I can knock off your little thing too.
00:40:20.939 --> 00:40:22.949 align:center
I was gonna wiggle out of it.
00:40:23.108 --> 00:40:25.678 align:center
No, no, no. Don't wiggle out on me!
00:40:27.813 --> 00:40:30.043 align:center
When are you coming to the hospital?
00:40:30.449 --> 00:40:33.459 align:center
Jesse, come in here!
It's breakfast time!
00:40:33.585 --> 00:40:34.715 align:center
Or are you just too busy?
00:40:35.554 --> 00:40:37.754 align:center
Take it easy, Eve!
My God, you're so edgy.
00:40:38.457 --> 00:40:41.227 align:center
I'm coming to the hospital
this week at lunch.
00:40:41.560 --> 00:40:45.470 align:center
I'm coming with my leg in a cast.
Juliana got hit by an Aston Martin.
00:40:47.666 --> 00:40:49.066 align:center
Fine.
00:40:53.004 --> 00:40:54.674 align:center
Buck, honey.
00:40:54.806 --> 00:40:59.546 align:center
Mommy has to leave you with Aunt Eve
because you have to have your pills.
00:40:59.711 --> 00:41:01.171 align:center
Baby.
00:41:01.513 --> 00:41:06.053 align:center
Okay, she's a very nice person.
Yeah. There she is.
00:41:08.253 --> 00:41:10.523 align:center
Georgia's doing you a favor.
00:41:12.624 --> 00:41:17.624 align:center
No, no, no. Don't cut it down.
Just put it up behind the dais.
00:41:17.762 --> 00:41:20.762 align:center
Yes. Just stick--
It doesn't matter.
00:41:20.966 --> 00:41:22.906 align:center
You can't cut it down.
00:41:23.101 --> 00:41:25.601 align:center
No, I'll be there in exactly--
00:41:38.116 --> 00:41:40.186 align:center
Come on. Just--
All right. Come on!
00:41:40.519 --> 00:41:43.059 align:center
Come on, Buck, swallow this!
00:41:44.589 --> 00:41:48.929 align:center
Come on. Now, you want this pill.
You need it!
00:41:51.196 --> 00:41:55.696 align:center
Juliana. As I feared,
you have a shattered fibula.
00:41:55.834 --> 00:41:57.864 align:center
How can you tell he's gay? He is gay.
00:41:58.036 --> 00:41:59.036 align:center
He's not convincing.
00:41:59.170 --> 00:42:02.580 align:center
Name one actor on TV
playing a heterosexual that isn't gay.
00:42:02.707 --> 00:42:05.047 align:center
Walter Cronkite.
00:42:05.977 --> 00:42:07.617 align:center
Jesse.
00:42:07.746 --> 00:42:11.216 align:center
Hey, your dad's on the machine.
00:42:11.750 --> 00:42:13.190 align:center
Look what I built.
00:42:13.318 --> 00:42:15.588 align:center
Is that actress Doris Day?
00:42:15.754 --> 00:42:19.694 align:center
Go sit in your special chair.
Back there. Yeah, there you go.
00:42:19.858 --> 00:42:21.758 align:center
You're in love with him?
00:42:22.694 --> 00:42:26.794 align:center
How can you be in love with him?
He looks like some sort of a beetle.
00:42:28.300 --> 00:42:30.210 align:center
Stop it.
He doesn't look like a beetle!
00:42:30.335 --> 00:42:33.575 align:center
But why can't you just enjoy
something that I'm in?
00:42:33.705 --> 00:42:35.105 align:center
I was once arrested.
00:42:36.207 --> 00:42:39.277 align:center
I was in isolation.
00:42:40.078 --> 00:42:43.988 align:center
As part of the punishment,
they showed your show.
00:42:46.851 --> 00:42:48.681 align:center
I'll get you so good!
00:42:52.724 --> 00:42:54.054 align:center
Just eat one!
00:42:56.094 --> 00:42:57.194 align:center
God!
00:43:12.744 --> 00:43:17.284 align:center
Well, tell Maddy to get her ass
over to the house and pick up the dog.
00:43:17.616 --> 00:43:19.116 align:center
What are we? A kennel?
00:43:19.250 --> 00:43:22.690 align:center
I swear, Joe,
it's like feeding a pill to a whale.
00:43:23.121 --> 00:43:25.721 align:center
Honey,
this is how this stuff happens, okay?
00:43:25.857 --> 00:43:29.157 align:center
You have to stop
letting people walk all over you.
00:43:29.361 --> 00:43:32.931 align:center
Hey. You are a million miles away
in some stupid town...
00:43:33.098 --> 00:43:35.768 align:center
...talking to people
who mean absolutely nothing to you.
00:43:35.900 --> 00:43:38.810 align:center
Don't just call and give me orders.
You are not on my side.
00:43:38.970 --> 00:43:40.240 align:center
You cannot mean that.
00:43:40.372 --> 00:43:45.672 align:center
I don't know what I mean, all right?
Don't tell me that I do, because I don't!
00:43:46.711 --> 00:43:48.841 align:center
I don't really want to talk
right now, Joe!
00:43:49.014 --> 00:43:50.184 align:center
It's Dr. Kelly.
00:43:52.951 --> 00:43:53.981 align:center
What is it?
00:43:54.185 --> 00:43:56.285 align:center
Well....
00:43:56.421 --> 00:43:58.251 align:center
Your father is missing.
00:43:58.423 --> 00:44:00.093 align:center
Missing?
00:44:00.992 --> 00:44:03.122 align:center
Well, that's impossible.
00:44:03.261 --> 00:44:08.161 align:center
He can't walk. He's in a locked ward.
I mean, he must be misplaced.
00:44:08.299 --> 00:44:09.439 align:center
Nevertheless....
00:44:09.768 --> 00:44:13.038 align:center
Well, did you check the other rooms?
Did you check the female patients?
00:44:13.204 --> 00:44:16.204 align:center
Check in the bed
of every single female patient.
00:44:16.374 --> 00:44:19.304 align:center
You should talk to that nurse
with the curly hair.
00:44:19.444 --> 00:44:22.414 align:center
Did you talk to Angie
from the Motion Picture Home?
00:44:22.781 --> 00:44:25.311 align:center
I'm sure we'll turn him up.
Sit tight.
00:44:25.450 --> 00:44:26.890 align:center
What am I supposed--?
00:44:55.980 --> 00:44:58.090 align:center
Come on, Daddy!
00:45:32.517 --> 00:45:34.957 align:center
- Yes.
- We just got a call from Angelo Drive.
00:45:35.086 --> 00:45:38.126 align:center
Found. Found.
00:45:49.267 --> 00:45:51.807 align:center
- Is he right in there?
- Yeah, sure, go on in.
00:45:51.936 --> 00:45:53.406 align:center
Thank you. I'm very sorry.
00:45:53.538 --> 00:45:55.478 align:center
That's okay.
00:46:11.289 --> 00:46:12.829 align:center
Evie?
00:46:14.125 --> 00:46:16.865 align:center
- It's my Evie!
- Hi, Dad.
00:46:17.495 --> 00:46:19.395 align:center
Come over here, Evie.
00:46:20.431 --> 00:46:26.171 align:center
I can't get up. I got myself in here,
and now I can't get up.
00:46:27.872 --> 00:46:29.132 align:center
How did you get here?
00:46:29.274 --> 00:46:32.274 align:center
Taxi. Best way to travel.
Don't forget that.
00:46:32.410 --> 00:46:34.950 align:center
All right. I'll try not to.
00:46:35.079 --> 00:46:37.389 align:center
What's that over there?
00:46:38.383 --> 00:46:41.213 align:center
It looks like some ginger
in a large vase.
00:46:41.386 --> 00:46:44.056 align:center
Maybe they like that kind of thing.
00:46:44.189 --> 00:46:45.589 align:center
Who?
00:46:46.591 --> 00:46:48.951 align:center
The people that live
in our house now, Dad.
00:46:54.499 --> 00:46:58.539 align:center
You know, sometimes
I don't recognize my own hands.
00:47:14.052 --> 00:47:16.952 align:center
- Did you call Georgia?
- Yes.
00:47:17.555 --> 00:47:19.895 align:center
Yes. She's very worried.
00:47:20.024 --> 00:47:22.324 align:center
- How about Maddy?
- Her too.
00:47:24.329 --> 00:47:25.969 align:center
Call her.
00:47:27.098 --> 00:47:28.368 align:center
Who?
00:47:29.200 --> 00:47:31.370 align:center
She doesn't know I'm here.
Tell her to come.
00:47:33.871 --> 00:47:36.541 align:center
- Who? Mom?
- Yeah.
00:47:37.942 --> 00:47:39.172 align:center
- No, Dad.
- Come on.
00:47:39.310 --> 00:47:42.650 align:center
- No, Dad. I'm not gonna do that.
- I just gotta speak to her.
00:47:43.014 --> 00:47:44.514 align:center
- I'm not going to do that.
- Why not?
00:47:44.649 --> 00:47:47.059 align:center
You don't have any clarity
when it comes to her.
00:47:47.218 --> 00:47:49.318 align:center
- What?
- You can't ask me to do that.
00:47:49.454 --> 00:47:51.124 align:center
I'm asking you as a favor!
00:47:51.289 --> 00:47:52.289 align:center
She doesn't like us.
00:47:52.423 --> 00:47:55.653 align:center
You locked me up because of Jesse,
didn't you?
00:47:56.027 --> 00:47:59.567 align:center
- Jesse? Dad?
- You put me in jail because of Jesse!
00:47:59.897 --> 00:48:01.367 align:center
Jesse?
00:48:02.300 --> 00:48:04.340 align:center
We'll make the big room into a bedroom.
00:48:04.469 --> 00:48:06.139 align:center
halloween 1993
00:48:06.271 --> 00:48:10.041 align:center
This whole thing is like a dream.
Joe getting his own program on KCLU.
00:48:10.174 --> 00:48:13.114 align:center
Hello, Jesse! Come here, buddy.
00:48:13.278 --> 00:48:15.648 align:center
Come here, birthday boy.
00:48:17.548 --> 00:48:20.988 align:center
- Look! Here's your first present.
- Thank you.
00:48:21.119 --> 00:48:23.429 align:center
- You're welcome.
- You have a phone!
00:48:23.554 --> 00:48:26.224 align:center
You know, we have to go up here
because guess what?
00:48:26.357 --> 00:48:28.657 align:center
Your daddy's got your costume ready.
00:48:28.993 --> 00:48:31.963 align:center
Hello, this is Jesse Marks speaking.
00:48:32.130 --> 00:48:34.300 align:center
Are you gonna be a clown?
00:48:36.167 --> 00:48:38.967 align:center
So, Eve,
I've decided to become an actress.
00:48:39.103 --> 00:48:40.273 align:center
Aren't you too old?
00:48:40.438 --> 00:48:43.078 align:center
- How can you say that?
- Maddy, you're almost 29.
00:48:43.207 --> 00:48:45.507 align:center
Even our Georgia wrote that article:
00:48:45.643 --> 00:48:48.373 align:center
"Five Careers You Can't Have After 40,
Five You Can."
00:48:48.546 --> 00:48:49.646 align:center
Actress is a "can't."
00:48:49.981 --> 00:48:51.511 align:center
Like I read Vogue.
00:48:51.649 --> 00:48:55.119 align:center
No wonder they're firing her
if she's running articles like that.
00:48:55.253 --> 00:48:57.683 align:center
They're firing her?
What are you saying?
00:48:58.056 --> 00:49:02.056 align:center
Carlo knows this fashion photographer,
and he said ad revenue is way down.
00:49:02.260 --> 00:49:03.370 align:center
Who's Carlo?
00:49:04.195 --> 00:49:08.135 align:center
Someone who happens to be important
to me. Anyway, he said she's history.
00:49:08.299 --> 00:49:11.469 align:center
That is terrible.
I really feel bad for her.
00:49:12.236 --> 00:49:13.706 align:center
Yeah, no, me too.
00:49:14.072 --> 00:49:16.442 align:center
Georgia. Fired.
00:49:16.607 --> 00:49:19.077 align:center
Yeah. She'll be devastated.
00:49:19.711 --> 00:49:22.971 align:center
- Does she know?
- I don't know. Should we tell her?
00:49:24.482 --> 00:49:26.712 align:center
I don't know.
Is that bad, coming from us?
00:49:27.085 --> 00:49:29.515 align:center
- I'm not telling her.
- You should tell her.
00:49:29.654 --> 00:49:32.554 align:center
Why do I have to do everything?
I'm not gonna do that.
00:49:32.690 --> 00:49:36.630 align:center
This is like the 10th call this week.
Hi, Dad.
00:49:38.162 --> 00:49:39.562 align:center
It's her!
00:49:39.697 --> 00:49:43.637 align:center
Yeah, hi. How are you?
00:49:44.235 --> 00:49:45.765 align:center
I have some news.
00:49:48.506 --> 00:49:50.276 align:center
- I think it happened.
- They fired her?
00:49:50.441 --> 00:49:53.211 align:center
- What?
- Are you sitting down?
00:49:53.711 --> 00:49:56.741 align:center
Guess what?
I am starting my own magazine.
00:49:57.115 --> 00:49:58.785 align:center
- What?
- Oh, my God!
00:49:59.250 --> 00:50:01.290 align:center
- She was fired.
- How is this possible?
00:50:01.519 --> 00:50:05.029 align:center
And guess what I'm calling it. Okay.
00:50:05.356 --> 00:50:06.356 align:center
Georgia.
00:50:06.524 --> 00:50:07.754 align:center
Really.
00:50:08.226 --> 00:50:10.066 align:center
Didn't I tell you?
00:50:11.596 --> 00:50:14.336 align:center
- So she was fired. Okay.
- Well, probably.
00:50:14.465 --> 00:50:16.135 align:center
Let's just be happy for her. Okay?
00:50:16.267 --> 00:50:19.037 align:center
We didn't really want her
out on the street or anything.
00:50:19.203 --> 00:50:20.503 align:center
Did we?
00:50:21.272 --> 00:50:23.602 align:center
She's gonna be more famous than ever.
00:50:23.741 --> 00:50:26.641 align:center
- Thank God I'm changing my last name.
- Oh, yeah?
00:50:26.778 --> 00:50:27.818 align:center
To what?
00:50:28.146 --> 00:50:32.416 align:center
Moore. Madeline Moore.
"I'm Madeline Moore, hi."
00:50:33.584 --> 00:50:34.784 align:center
You don't hate her though?
00:50:35.620 --> 00:50:38.760 align:center
The week her stuffing recipe came out
in The New York Times...
00:50:39.090 --> 00:50:42.460 align:center
...even my bank teller was like,
"Are you related to her?"
00:50:42.593 --> 00:50:45.523 align:center
She doesn't even cook.
Where did she get that recipe from?
00:50:45.830 --> 00:50:47.070 align:center
It was mine.
00:50:47.532 --> 00:50:49.292 align:center
No.
00:50:49.434 --> 00:50:51.464 align:center
That's the most horrible thing
I've heard of.
00:50:51.636 --> 00:50:53.776 align:center
It is, isn't it? Bitch.
00:50:54.105 --> 00:50:56.205 align:center
- That's good. That's healthy.
- Bitch.
00:50:56.340 --> 00:50:58.480 align:center
- That is so healthy for you to say that.
- Bitch.
00:50:58.643 --> 00:51:00.443 align:center
Good. I hope you blew up at her.
00:51:00.578 --> 00:51:01.778 align:center
Well, no.
00:51:02.113 --> 00:51:03.613 align:center
You let her get away with anything.
00:51:03.748 --> 00:51:07.488 align:center
I can't get mad at Georgia.
She's the only mother I've got.
00:51:07.718 --> 00:51:10.458 align:center
That's pathetic. God.
00:51:11.088 --> 00:51:13.088 align:center
All right. This is the way I see it.
00:51:13.224 --> 00:51:17.694 align:center
It's like we're on this racetrack, and she's
a Lamborghini and we're all Hondas.
00:51:17.862 --> 00:51:22.462 align:center
Even though we're these really great
cars, and we get really high mileage...
00:51:22.600 --> 00:51:26.680 align:center
...anybody with any brains would rather
have a Honda than a Lamborghini.
00:51:26.804 --> 00:51:30.244 align:center
Well, the point is,
no matter how fast we go...
00:51:30.374 --> 00:51:33.314 align:center
...she keeps whipping around that track
faster and faster.
00:51:33.444 --> 00:51:34.874 align:center
Okay, I am not a Honda.
00:51:35.213 --> 00:51:37.113 align:center
It's just a metaphor.
00:51:37.281 --> 00:51:40.351 align:center
Well, you can feel about her
however you want...
00:51:40.485 --> 00:51:43.625 align:center
...but I'm not going through life
thinking I'm a jalopy.
00:51:43.855 --> 00:51:47.425 align:center
You're not a jalopy. I wouldn't be caught
dead driving one either.
00:51:48.693 --> 00:51:50.763 align:center
- "They get high mileage!"
- It's a metaphor!
00:51:50.895 --> 00:51:53.535 align:center
- It's a stupid metaphor!
- Well, I take it back!
00:51:53.664 --> 00:51:58.634 align:center
If you weren't the only mother I've got,
I'd be really mad at you for that metaphor.
00:51:58.769 --> 00:52:00.779 align:center
I take it back.
00:52:02.740 --> 00:52:04.650 align:center
And I need you too.
00:52:07.745 --> 00:52:10.245 align:center
- Hondas get really good trade-in.
- Do they?
00:52:10.381 --> 00:52:13.651 align:center
- I got chocolate all over your shirt. Yeah.
- Really?
00:52:34.305 --> 00:52:35.835 align:center
Wait! The hat, the hat!
00:52:36.173 --> 00:52:37.943 align:center
Ready, steady.
00:52:42.179 --> 00:52:44.349 align:center
Look at your daddy!
Show how old you are!
00:52:44.515 --> 00:52:45.545 align:center
Five years old!
00:52:46.284 --> 00:52:47.914 align:center
Evie!
00:52:48.252 --> 00:52:50.352 align:center
- You did great! That was good.
- Evie.
00:52:51.255 --> 00:52:52.325 align:center
Evie!
00:52:53.791 --> 00:52:56.521 align:center
Where the hell am I? Tijuana?
00:52:57.428 --> 00:52:59.938 align:center
Hey, what are these midgets doing here?
00:53:01.465 --> 00:53:03.405 align:center
Evie! What?
00:53:05.636 --> 00:53:07.376 align:center
Get out of my way!
00:53:07.939 --> 00:53:10.809 align:center
What is this?
A convention of midgets?
00:53:11.275 --> 00:53:14.475 align:center
Trick or treat, it's very sweet.
42nd Street.
00:53:14.612 --> 00:53:16.512 align:center
- I've seen him worse.
- Worse than this?
00:53:16.681 --> 00:53:18.741 align:center
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, hi. I know you.
00:53:18.883 --> 00:53:22.383 align:center
- Miss Mouse, right? Miss Mousy.
- Dad?
00:53:22.520 --> 00:53:25.430 align:center
- Oh, boy. Miss Mousy.
- Why don't we go into the other room?
00:53:25.590 --> 00:53:27.930 align:center
I ran away from Cleo.
00:53:28.693 --> 00:53:30.663 align:center
- Lou, come with me.
- You know what I mean?
00:53:30.928 --> 00:53:32.528 align:center
Let's just go into the kitchen.
00:53:32.663 --> 00:53:35.493 align:center
I don't want to go to--
You go to the kitchen!
00:53:35.666 --> 00:53:36.906 align:center
- Get out!
- Hey, hey, hey.
00:53:38.603 --> 00:53:39.903 align:center
Lou, you're coming with me.
00:53:41.305 --> 00:53:42.375 align:center
Let go of me!
00:53:43.341 --> 00:53:44.971 align:center
Lou? Lou. You're coming with me now.
00:53:45.343 --> 00:53:48.373 align:center
My cake, Mommy. My cake!
00:53:48.512 --> 00:53:50.812 align:center
- Here, here. Come here.
- Evie.
00:53:51.649 --> 00:53:54.289 align:center
Come here. Come here.
00:53:55.686 --> 00:53:57.426 align:center
Oh, no, no.
00:53:57.622 --> 00:53:59.752 align:center
No, no, no. Please stay.
00:54:02.526 --> 00:54:03.996 align:center
It's Jesse's birthday.
00:54:05.663 --> 00:54:08.393 align:center
Jesse, you go with your Aunt Maddy.
Just take over.
00:54:08.532 --> 00:54:10.732 align:center
Help her hand out those party favors.
00:54:10.901 --> 00:54:12.661 align:center
My dad.
00:54:13.904 --> 00:54:17.944 align:center
Who wants a party favor? Come on,
Jesse. Let's see what we got.
00:54:18.943 --> 00:54:20.473 align:center
Come on, come on.
00:54:21.278 --> 00:54:24.318 align:center
- Give me a drink.
- I'm not doing that, so forget it.
00:54:24.448 --> 00:54:27.758 align:center
- I'll make him some coffee.
- Cleo, answer the phone!
00:54:27.918 --> 00:54:30.288 align:center
Who is Cleo?
00:54:30.588 --> 00:54:31.788 align:center
Dad...
00:54:31.922 --> 00:54:35.992 align:center
...this is my home, all right?
You just can't come into my home--!
00:54:36.360 --> 00:54:39.030 align:center
Cleo, answer the goddamn phone!
00:54:39.397 --> 00:54:41.867 align:center
Lou, why don't you try
the call later on, okay?
00:54:43.067 --> 00:54:44.967 align:center
I know you.
00:54:45.302 --> 00:54:50.002 align:center
You'd like to screw the little Miss Mousy,
wouldn't you?
00:54:50.341 --> 00:54:52.401 align:center
- Get out.
- I know what you're thinking.
00:54:52.610 --> 00:54:54.520 align:center
Get out!
00:54:54.679 --> 00:54:57.489 align:center
What are you talking about, "Get out"?
00:54:57.682 --> 00:55:00.452 align:center
A father comes to visit his daughter.
"Get out."
00:55:01.018 --> 00:55:04.458 align:center
Your mother was right about you.
"Throw that one back."
00:55:05.556 --> 00:55:06.586 align:center
What?
00:55:06.757 --> 00:55:10.827 align:center
That's what she said. She took one look.
"Throw that one back."
00:55:11.696 --> 00:55:15.466 align:center
She was right about you:
"Throw that one out!"
00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:17.809 align:center
"Dump the creep." You bastard!
00:55:17.968 --> 00:55:20.608 align:center
Just get out!
Just get out, you bastard!
00:55:20.738 --> 00:55:23.648 align:center
You're just awful!
Hateful bastard! Get out!
00:55:23.774 --> 00:55:24.974 align:center
How could he say that?
00:55:27.044 --> 00:55:28.344 align:center
Thank you very much.
00:55:28.713 --> 00:55:29.913 align:center
It's okay, baby.
00:55:30.715 --> 00:55:33.785 align:center
Thank you, wonderful daughter.
00:55:40.024 --> 00:55:44.124 align:center
"Bastard." Thank you very much.
00:55:48.099 --> 00:55:50.809 align:center
Thank you very much!
00:56:01.846 --> 00:56:02.946 align:center
What happened?
00:56:05.549 --> 00:56:07.119 align:center
What did Dad do?
00:56:07.451 --> 00:56:09.411 align:center
What did he do?
00:56:09.854 --> 00:56:11.684 align:center
Did you see him?
00:56:11.822 --> 00:56:15.022 align:center
He's a drunk, Maddy! Damn it!
00:56:15.392 --> 00:56:17.122 align:center
He's just-- He's out there.
00:56:17.461 --> 00:56:21.061 align:center
He's living a crazy, sick, demented life.
00:56:27.138 --> 00:56:30.748 align:center
He's never setting foot
in this house again. Is that clear?
00:56:30.875 --> 00:56:32.005 align:center
Ever.
00:56:41.152 --> 00:56:42.552 align:center
Oh, God.
00:56:44.088 --> 00:56:45.088 align:center
Here.
00:56:46.090 --> 00:56:49.760 align:center
I just feel awful.
00:56:55.633 --> 00:56:58.763 align:center
Cleo, answer the goddamn phone!
00:56:58.936 --> 00:57:02.506 align:center
Cleo, answer the goddamn phone!
00:57:02.706 --> 00:57:04.776 align:center
- A mini-stroke.
- What?
00:57:04.942 --> 00:57:08.142 align:center
- Dr. Kelly swears he's gonna recover.
- Well, that's good news.
00:57:08.512 --> 00:57:11.512 align:center
- Dad wants me to call Mom, and I....
- Okay--
00:57:11.649 --> 00:57:13.659 align:center
I just can't. I won't--
00:57:13.818 --> 00:57:16.488 align:center
Now, please, calm-- You'll be all right.
00:57:16.620 --> 00:57:18.560 align:center
- What? What's the matter?
- Omar.
00:57:18.689 --> 00:57:19.689 align:center
Omar who?
00:57:19.824 --> 00:57:23.824 align:center
He's just a doctor
who's gonna slap me with a gigantic bill.
00:57:23.961 --> 00:57:27.031 align:center
That's why you have to force Dad
to sign a blank check.
00:57:27.164 --> 00:57:28.594 align:center
What?
00:57:28.732 --> 00:57:33.032 align:center
If he has a maxi-stroke, we can get
everything out of his bank account.
00:57:33.170 --> 00:57:35.210 align:center
Eve, he could need
round-the-clock care.
00:57:35.573 --> 00:57:40.003 align:center
I just can't deal with this right now.
Call me later, sweets. Bye.
00:57:50.588 --> 00:57:53.128 align:center
Hello, coffee machine.
00:58:03.734 --> 00:58:04.834 align:center
Come on.
00:58:06.971 --> 00:58:10.771 align:center
Oh, come on! Come on! Just work!
00:58:10.908 --> 00:58:13.618 align:center
Something just has to goddamn work!
00:58:13.777 --> 00:58:17.217 align:center
What are you doing?
Crashing, banging all the time. See this?
00:58:17.548 --> 00:58:22.058 align:center
This is a coffee machine in a hospital,
and it doesn't work.
00:58:22.219 --> 00:58:26.659 align:center
The people who come here need to have
some coffee when they're waiting.
00:58:26.957 --> 00:58:28.597 align:center
You are still at large.
00:58:28.726 --> 00:58:30.926 align:center
- My God.
- I'm very sorry.
00:58:31.061 --> 00:58:32.961 align:center
It's nice to see you.
00:58:36.100 --> 00:58:37.970 align:center
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
00:58:38.102 --> 00:58:40.002 align:center
My father had a mini-stroke.
00:58:40.137 --> 00:58:42.277 align:center
I'm very sorry to hear that.
But you have--
00:58:42.606 --> 00:58:44.106 align:center
Excuse me.
00:58:44.308 --> 00:58:47.318 align:center
- What do you want?
- Yes, hello? Hi, Kim. What's wrong now?
00:58:47.678 --> 00:58:50.118 align:center
Don't ask me.
I'm returning your call. Hello?
00:58:50.281 --> 00:58:52.311 align:center
- Oh, I called you?
- Yes, you called me.
00:58:52.683 --> 00:58:54.783 align:center
I'll probably be here for a while...
00:58:54.952 --> 00:58:59.282 align:center
...so would you please make sure
to pick up Jesse from the school...
00:58:59.623 --> 00:59:03.023 align:center
...give him his snack, do not forget.
Did you call the Nixon Library?
00:59:03.160 --> 00:59:04.600 align:center
Why would I do that?
00:59:04.728 --> 00:59:08.068 align:center
Why?
Because the party is tomorrow, Kim.
00:59:08.232 --> 00:59:11.332 align:center
And call Georgia
and make sure she's got her plane ticket.
00:59:11.669 --> 00:59:13.879 align:center
God! Unbelievable person!
00:59:14.038 --> 00:59:16.308 align:center
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
00:59:16.640 --> 00:59:20.010 align:center
Thank you.
Did you decide about the car?
00:59:20.144 --> 00:59:21.174 align:center
- Yes.
- Yeah?
00:59:21.312 --> 00:59:23.742 align:center
- Very expensive.
- Very expensive?
00:59:23.881 --> 00:59:26.741 align:center
Well, you don't have to tell
my insurance company.
00:59:26.884 --> 00:59:29.914 align:center
Maybe you have to tell
the insurance company.
00:59:30.087 --> 00:59:32.757 align:center
Mercedes mechanic very honest but--
00:59:32.890 --> 00:59:34.660 align:center
Very honest. I'm sure about that.
00:59:34.825 --> 00:59:36.825 align:center
Tomorrow he's going to give me the....
00:59:36.994 --> 00:59:39.064 align:center
What do you call it?
00:59:39.196 --> 00:59:41.296 align:center
- Estimates.
- Right.
00:59:41.632 --> 00:59:44.662 align:center
I can't believe I remembered that word.
I can't believe it.
00:59:44.802 --> 00:59:49.172 align:center
I can't remember the name of this blond,
bland actress from the '50s...
00:59:49.306 --> 00:59:53.006 align:center
...who was short and always suffering.
Is that a normal thing?
00:59:53.143 --> 00:59:56.043 align:center
A little bit of forgetting is nothing.
00:59:56.180 --> 00:59:57.720 align:center
When you are upset, it's--
00:59:57.848 --> 01:00:00.188 align:center
Oh, wait, hold on. Excuse me.
Sorry. Yes?
01:00:00.317 --> 01:00:03.357 align:center
- Hello?
- Her plane tickets didn't arrive.
01:00:03.687 --> 01:00:07.897 align:center
Well, then, Kim, will you call Fed-Ex!
01:00:08.025 --> 01:00:10.155 align:center
God!
01:00:11.762 --> 01:00:13.762 align:center
God!
01:00:14.798 --> 01:00:16.368 align:center
Where is your husband?
01:00:16.700 --> 01:00:20.240 align:center
He's in South Dakota,
where they have beautiful sunsets.
01:00:21.372 --> 01:00:23.032 align:center
You need a prescription.
01:00:23.207 --> 01:00:25.747 align:center
For what?
What do I need a prescription for?
01:00:25.876 --> 01:00:27.846 align:center
I'm gonna tell you.
01:00:27.978 --> 01:00:30.388 align:center
It's very nearby. You're in luck.
01:00:31.348 --> 01:00:33.658 align:center
Thank you. It was nice to see you.
01:00:33.917 --> 01:00:35.687 align:center
Man!
01:00:38.422 --> 01:00:40.992 align:center
Olivia de Havilland. Was it?
01:00:41.158 --> 01:00:43.728 align:center
- No.
- Kim Novak?
01:00:44.928 --> 01:00:46.898 align:center
Dad? Hi.
01:00:47.031 --> 01:00:48.231 align:center
Hi.
01:00:48.365 --> 01:00:50.905 align:center
Okay, so, what?
01:00:51.035 --> 01:00:56.235 align:center
Dad, Georgia thinks
that you should sign a blank check...
01:00:56.373 --> 01:00:58.243 align:center
- ...in case we need some money.
- Georgia?
01:00:58.375 --> 01:01:00.145 align:center
She needs dough?
01:01:00.277 --> 01:01:02.717 align:center
No. She thinks
that you should sign a blank check.
01:01:02.846 --> 01:01:05.046 align:center
She broke?
01:01:05.883 --> 01:01:07.083 align:center
No, Dad.
01:01:07.217 --> 01:01:09.957 align:center
She just thinks
that you should sign this check.
01:01:10.120 --> 01:01:12.160 align:center
Seems to go against...
01:01:12.289 --> 01:01:16.059 align:center
- ...all the rules of civilized existence.
- No, Dad.
01:01:17.127 --> 01:01:20.937 align:center
She thinks, in case we need to get money
out of your account to hire--
01:01:21.065 --> 01:01:22.695 align:center
- For who?
- For you.
01:01:22.866 --> 01:01:25.006 align:center
We don't have to make out
a blank check.
01:01:25.169 --> 01:01:29.039 align:center
We'll make out a check for whatever
purposes we need a check for.
01:01:29.206 --> 01:01:31.906 align:center
It makes it much easier for us
if you would sign--
01:01:32.042 --> 01:01:35.442 align:center
Dad, take this pen. Just take the pen
and sign your name right here.
01:01:35.779 --> 01:01:38.449 align:center
I'm not gonna sign my name
on a blank check.
01:01:38.816 --> 01:01:42.856 align:center
- Sign the check, please!
- Is that Eve Marks?
01:01:43.721 --> 01:01:46.021 align:center
I am Ogmed Kunundar.
01:01:46.156 --> 01:01:48.456 align:center
- Who?
- Omar's mother.
01:01:49.259 --> 01:01:50.299 align:center
Hi.
01:01:50.427 --> 01:01:54.397 align:center
Omar says you do not have an arm
or a shoulder for leaning on.
01:01:54.765 --> 01:01:56.895 align:center
I don't. I don't, no.
01:01:57.034 --> 01:01:59.134 align:center
- I am here.
- Hi.
01:02:00.070 --> 01:02:01.280 align:center
How are you today?
01:02:01.872 --> 01:02:03.842 align:center
- Patsy?
- No.
01:02:04.007 --> 01:02:05.207 align:center
Not Mom.
01:02:05.342 --> 01:02:06.842 align:center
You're wearing a wig?
01:02:07.010 --> 01:02:10.920 align:center
No, Dad. This is not Mom.
It's Ogmed Kunundar.
01:02:11.048 --> 01:02:13.918 align:center
Then do me a favor.
Piss off, will you?
01:02:14.084 --> 01:02:17.754 align:center
- Get out of here with that ill-fitting wig!
- Dad?
01:02:18.222 --> 01:02:19.222 align:center
Piss off, will you?
01:02:19.389 --> 01:02:22.099 align:center
I'm really-- I'm very, very sorry.
I apologize.
01:02:22.226 --> 01:02:27.336 align:center
You want to go get some coffee
or tea or something? Excuse us.
01:02:27.464 --> 01:02:29.334 align:center
It's the first rule in business:
01:02:29.466 --> 01:02:32.936 align:center
Never sign a blank check,
because you'll wind up...
01:02:33.070 --> 01:02:37.150 align:center
...in the you-know-where.
In the old craperooney.
01:02:39.843 --> 01:02:42.973 align:center
- How about here?
- That's great. Yeah, sure.
01:02:43.147 --> 01:02:45.847 align:center
I'm very sorry about my father.
01:02:45.983 --> 01:02:47.413 align:center
You know what I see?
01:02:47.551 --> 01:02:49.411 align:center
I see your father.
01:02:49.787 --> 01:02:52.227 align:center
He is an uproar man,
just like Ayatollah...
01:02:52.356 --> 01:02:54.926 align:center
...and that is why I leave Persia.
01:02:55.058 --> 01:02:59.528 align:center
The Ayatollah, he is never happy
unless everyone is upset all the time.
01:02:59.863 --> 01:03:03.463 align:center
Your father,
he has a bad case of uproar.
01:03:03.801 --> 01:03:06.361 align:center
But not so bad as the Ayatollah.
01:03:14.344 --> 01:03:17.384 align:center
Sorry. It's just--
01:03:17.514 --> 01:03:20.144 align:center
He's always been such a nightmare.
01:03:21.351 --> 01:03:23.381 align:center
You love your father very much.
01:03:23.520 --> 01:03:25.160 align:center
Oh, I do?
01:03:25.556 --> 01:03:30.456 align:center
I don't know how I could.
How could I possibly love this nutcase?
01:03:31.862 --> 01:03:35.132 align:center
Now he's dying, and I'm stuck with him.
I'm stuck with him.
01:03:35.265 --> 01:03:39.465 align:center
This mess is my father forever and ever?
01:03:40.204 --> 01:03:43.134 align:center
He'll never clean up his act.
He'll never get it together.
01:03:43.273 --> 01:03:47.043 align:center
He's never gonna give me wisdom.
01:03:47.911 --> 01:03:49.571 align:center
Comfort.
01:03:51.481 --> 01:03:53.511 align:center
And he wants something from me.
01:03:53.851 --> 01:03:55.351 align:center
Yeah.
01:03:55.485 --> 01:03:57.325 align:center
He wants me to call my mother.
01:03:58.121 --> 01:04:00.351 align:center
And she's gonna refuse to come.
01:04:01.258 --> 01:04:03.228 align:center
And he knows it.
01:04:03.994 --> 01:04:07.594 align:center
He knows it. I swear,
somewhere in there, he knows it...
01:04:07.931 --> 01:04:11.101 align:center
...and it's gonna break his heart anyway.
01:04:13.170 --> 01:04:15.880 align:center
And I don't want to do it.
01:04:16.573 --> 01:04:19.943 align:center
I don't want to do it. I can't.
01:04:20.244 --> 01:04:23.074 align:center
I just can't.
01:04:25.182 --> 01:04:27.912 align:center
We must make two toasts.
01:04:32.890 --> 01:04:34.360 align:center
To your bravery.
01:04:34.524 --> 01:04:36.154 align:center
To my bravery.
01:04:38.362 --> 01:04:39.522 align:center
And to your grief.
01:04:41.231 --> 01:04:43.291 align:center
To my grief.
01:05:02.519 --> 01:05:05.089 align:center
Omar. His machine.
01:05:05.322 --> 01:05:07.052 align:center
Omar, this is your mother.
01:05:07.224 --> 01:05:12.064 align:center
I am here with Eve. She has too many
worries. She should not have to pay.
01:05:12.229 --> 01:05:15.669 align:center
One ovary will pay for three cars,
and that will be the end of it.
01:05:16.333 --> 01:05:19.403 align:center
Oh, you don't have to do that.
That accident was my fault.
01:05:19.536 --> 01:05:22.036 align:center
Fault is never the point.
01:05:25.175 --> 01:05:27.645 align:center
You are a very warm person.
01:05:28.512 --> 01:05:31.242 align:center
What makes me think
you got this warmth from your father?
01:05:34.351 --> 01:05:36.481 align:center
I don't know what to do.
01:05:36.620 --> 01:05:39.490 align:center
What do you think I should do?
What should I do?
01:05:40.424 --> 01:05:41.994 align:center
Would you press "end"?
01:05:42.125 --> 01:05:45.195 align:center
I never could seem to find the "end."
01:05:46.263 --> 01:05:50.633 align:center
You know,
sometimes it is necessary to disconnect.
01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:03.549 align:center
Dad?
01:06:04.147 --> 01:06:06.117 align:center
About Mom....
01:06:07.317 --> 01:06:09.987 align:center
There was an earthquake.
01:06:10.120 --> 01:06:11.760 align:center
A big one.
01:06:13.190 --> 01:06:14.400 align:center
In Big Bear.
01:06:14.524 --> 01:06:16.994 align:center
A nine-point...
01:06:18.095 --> 01:06:19.565 align:center
...eleven...
01:06:19.997 --> 01:06:22.197 align:center
...on the Richter scale.
01:06:22.666 --> 01:06:26.106 align:center
And the house that she lived in...
01:06:26.403 --> 01:06:29.203 align:center
...wasn't really very strong.
01:06:30.340 --> 01:06:33.110 align:center
Especially the doorways.
01:06:33.243 --> 01:06:37.213 align:center
And you know how you're always
supposed to stand in the doorways.
01:06:38.682 --> 01:06:40.282 align:center
Dead?
01:06:52.329 --> 01:06:54.469 align:center
I won.
01:06:58.068 --> 01:06:59.608 align:center
Yes.
01:07:00.203 --> 01:07:02.433 align:center
Yes, you did.
01:07:19.723 --> 01:07:21.353 align:center
Hey, Jesse.
01:07:21.558 --> 01:07:22.728 align:center
I'm home.
01:07:23.060 --> 01:07:24.770 align:center
Hi, Mom.
01:07:39.276 --> 01:07:41.376 align:center
Eve, dear, it's Madge.
01:07:41.511 --> 01:07:45.411 align:center
Regarding the party tomorrow,
how about having name tags?
01:07:45.549 --> 01:07:48.259 align:center
There are only
about 500 women coming.
01:07:48.385 --> 01:07:50.285 align:center
I thought if you got up early, you'd--
01:07:50.454 --> 01:07:51.624 align:center
Do you do calligraphy?
01:07:55.459 --> 01:07:58.329 align:center
There. Good dog!
01:09:00.390 --> 01:09:03.400 align:center
Eve, do you think we made a mistake,
not having nametags?
01:09:03.560 --> 01:09:08.240 align:center
Because there's just never a moment,
then, that you can't remember a name.
01:09:08.365 --> 01:09:10.295 align:center
It's just that that would be amazing.
01:09:10.433 --> 01:09:12.863 align:center
I hope that Georgia's plane landed.
01:09:13.203 --> 01:09:14.533 align:center
I think it should have.
01:09:14.671 --> 01:09:19.401 align:center
I can't remember which flight she was on,
if it was 845, 854...
01:09:19.576 --> 01:09:20.706 align:center
...but I wouldn't worry.
01:09:20.877 --> 01:09:24.587 align:center
Oh, my God, it's Georgia!
Thank you so much.
01:09:28.351 --> 01:09:29.951 align:center
It's Georgia!
01:09:31.588 --> 01:09:32.888 align:center
It's Georgia.
01:09:33.623 --> 01:09:34.693 align:center
There she is!
01:09:36.960 --> 01:09:37.970 align:center
Oh, honey!
01:09:40.897 --> 01:09:42.897 align:center
When did everybody start kissing air?
It's--
01:09:43.233 --> 01:09:44.963 align:center
Affected. I know. Look at this!
01:09:45.302 --> 01:09:46.432 align:center
Hot off the press!
01:09:48.438 --> 01:09:50.208 align:center
Oh, it's so beautiful!
01:09:50.574 --> 01:09:53.644 align:center
- Madge Turner. I'm head of it all.
- Hello, Madge!
01:09:53.777 --> 01:09:56.447 align:center
I'm Martin. I'll be your liaison.
01:09:56.846 --> 01:09:59.546 align:center
I don't want any more lights.
01:09:59.716 --> 01:10:02.716 align:center
Georgia. Georgia!
01:10:02.886 --> 01:10:04.956 align:center
- Georgia.
- I hope you'll sign the cover!
01:10:05.689 --> 01:10:08.929 align:center
And we would love for you
to write an article for our newsletter.
01:10:15.966 --> 01:10:18.866 align:center
Let me just talk to Georgia
just for a second.
01:10:19.002 --> 01:10:21.402 align:center
Look at you. Aren't you gorgeous?
01:10:21.538 --> 01:10:23.778 align:center
- Did you get the banner?
- It's behind the podium.
01:10:23.940 --> 01:10:26.650 align:center
Thank God. You're so brilliant.
How's Daddy?
01:10:26.810 --> 01:10:28.250 align:center
He could go at any minute.
01:10:28.411 --> 01:10:31.881 align:center
- Don't tug at your face.
- I'm not tugging, I'm mushing.
01:10:32.015 --> 01:10:34.955 align:center
You cannot do that.
You know your face is falling, Eve.
01:10:35.318 --> 01:10:37.658 align:center
And your nose never stops growing.
01:10:37.787 --> 01:10:41.427 align:center
My nose and my ears.
You always tell me. I know.
01:10:41.591 --> 01:10:43.351 align:center
No, but I can look short.
01:10:43.493 --> 01:10:45.023 align:center
I gotta go.
01:10:46.029 --> 01:10:47.839 align:center
We need to get going, Georgia.
01:10:47.998 --> 01:10:51.038 align:center
Several VIPs are waiting
for a photo with you.
01:10:53.803 --> 01:10:55.833 align:center
Thank you so much. That's enough.
01:10:56.006 --> 01:10:58.646 align:center
No, really. Stop!
01:10:59.576 --> 01:11:01.776 align:center
Thank you so much.
I'm sort of embarrassed.
01:11:01.911 --> 01:11:03.871 align:center
Look at this.
01:11:04.447 --> 01:11:06.887 align:center
What a surprise!
01:11:07.350 --> 01:11:09.590 align:center
Thank you!
01:11:09.753 --> 01:11:13.583 align:center
It's so nice to be back
in Los Angeles again.
01:11:14.591 --> 01:11:16.821 align:center
All right, that's enough.
Thank you. Stop.
01:11:16.960 --> 01:11:20.770 align:center
Really, you have to stop. Thanks.
All right, anyway....
01:11:22.465 --> 01:11:24.605 align:center
I'm so excited to be here.
01:11:24.734 --> 01:11:28.474 align:center
I was on the plane going over my speech,
the speech I always give...
01:11:28.605 --> 01:11:32.645 align:center
...and of course I talk about Georgia,
my magazine...
01:11:32.776 --> 01:11:36.676 align:center
...which is about to celebrate
its fifth anniversary.
01:11:36.813 --> 01:11:37.883 align:center
Can you believe that?
01:11:40.884 --> 01:11:44.354 align:center
I was going to talk about
the issue of face-lifts:
01:11:44.487 --> 01:11:45.927 align:center
To do or not to do.
01:11:47.057 --> 01:11:48.557 align:center
About aging.
01:11:48.958 --> 01:11:51.328 align:center
About the fact that it's okay to age...
01:11:51.461 --> 01:11:53.621 align:center
...but, of course, I don't really believe that.
01:11:54.664 --> 01:11:57.964 align:center
Anyway, I was sitting on the plane...
01:11:58.101 --> 01:12:00.901 align:center
...and I realized
I didn't want to talk about any of that...
01:12:01.071 --> 01:12:04.371 align:center
...because something
very important is happening.
01:12:06.009 --> 01:12:08.449 align:center
And that's what I wanna talk about.
01:12:13.416 --> 01:12:15.916 align:center
My father is in the hospital.
01:12:17.887 --> 01:12:19.757 align:center
My father...
01:12:20.957 --> 01:12:24.767 align:center
...is dying. This has been
the hardest challenge of my life:
01:12:24.894 --> 01:12:30.764 align:center
To put out the fifth-anniversary edition
while my father's life is slipping away.
01:12:30.900 --> 01:12:35.680 align:center
Any of you who have lost a parent
knows how wrenching it is...
01:12:35.805 --> 01:12:39.745 align:center
...to see your mother
or your father's life ebb.
01:12:41.378 --> 01:12:42.948 align:center
Excuse me.
01:12:44.414 --> 01:12:46.144 align:center
This is so embarrassing for me.
01:12:46.683 --> 01:12:50.513 align:center
But as upset as I was...
01:12:50.653 --> 01:12:53.823 align:center
...I forged on because I knew that...
01:12:53.957 --> 01:12:57.897 align:center
...that is what my father
would want me to do.
01:12:58.061 --> 01:13:02.061 align:center
Incredible.
We spend our lives at that hospital.
01:13:02.399 --> 01:13:03.939 align:center
We?
01:13:04.667 --> 01:13:07.407 align:center
- -of the daddy that I love.
01:13:09.506 --> 01:13:13.706 align:center
As we embark on the new millennium
we must ask ourselves this:
01:13:13.843 --> 01:13:17.543 align:center
How can we be there for our parents
as they were there for us?
01:13:17.680 --> 01:13:19.890 align:center
This is what I call the "Next Hurdle":
01:13:20.116 --> 01:13:25.156 align:center
Dealing with the death of our parents
while confronting our own mortality.
01:13:25.488 --> 01:13:29.058 align:center
And I promise you,
each and every one of you...
01:13:29.192 --> 01:13:31.922 align:center
...that Georgia the magazine
and Georgia the person...
01:13:32.061 --> 01:13:35.791 align:center
...will help you deal with this
every step of the way.
01:13:36.065 --> 01:13:37.535 align:center
Thank you.
01:13:37.967 --> 01:13:40.767 align:center
Thank you so much. Thank you.
01:13:41.171 --> 01:13:43.071 align:center
Thank you so much.
01:13:43.973 --> 01:13:45.903 align:center
She's wonderful.
01:13:46.810 --> 01:13:48.080 align:center
Oh, come on!
01:13:48.511 --> 01:13:50.571 align:center
Absolutely incredible.
01:13:51.915 --> 01:13:53.115 align:center
Thank you!
01:13:56.019 --> 01:13:58.489 align:center
We'll do this together!
01:13:59.622 --> 01:14:02.022 align:center
You're all sweet. I love you.
01:14:02.192 --> 01:14:07.522 align:center
For anyone interested, I'll be signing
autographs in the Pat Nixon suite.
01:14:09.232 --> 01:14:12.762 align:center
I think you want to talk to Madge Turner.
01:14:12.902 --> 01:14:15.472 align:center
Well, that was a success.
01:14:17.207 --> 01:14:18.207 align:center
Something wrong?
01:14:18.875 --> 01:14:20.745 align:center
- I can't believe what you did.
- What?
01:14:20.877 --> 01:14:22.647 align:center
And you always do it.
01:14:22.779 --> 01:14:26.589 align:center
You take my life, and you use it.
I'm the one who's been here, not you.
01:14:26.716 --> 01:14:30.016 align:center
Well, wait a minute.
When did I take your life and use it?
01:14:30.186 --> 01:14:32.726 align:center
The stuffing recipe.
01:14:33.089 --> 01:14:37.029 align:center
Wait a second. What stuffing recipe?
I don't even make stuffing.
01:14:37.193 --> 01:14:39.923 align:center
I invented a stuffing recipe
with apples and apricots...
01:14:40.063 --> 01:14:42.233 align:center
...and you gave it
to The New York Times.
01:14:42.565 --> 01:14:44.195 align:center
- Yes, well, didn't I ask?
- No.
01:14:44.534 --> 01:14:46.704 align:center
No, you didn't ask,
and you haven't helped.
01:14:47.003 --> 01:14:49.203 align:center
Where are you going?
Just wait a second!
01:14:49.539 --> 01:14:53.849 align:center
How many times have I asked for
the tiniest mention in your magazine?
01:14:53.977 --> 01:14:57.847 align:center
What does that have to do with anything?
Just stay on the subject!
01:14:57.981 --> 01:15:01.181 align:center
So you can yell at me,
but you can't yell at her?
01:15:01.551 --> 01:15:04.681 align:center
Okay, okay. Gee whiz.
I will put you in the magazine.
01:15:04.821 --> 01:15:07.251 align:center
Don't you dare.
That is so manipulative.
01:15:07.624 --> 01:15:12.064 align:center
So manipulative! I have been the one
dealing with Dad. Not you!
01:15:12.195 --> 01:15:16.265 align:center
You order me to get him to sign
a blank check, talk to a real doctor--
01:15:16.599 --> 01:15:21.309 align:center
And I understand how important it is
to make the world safe for liposuction!
01:15:21.638 --> 01:15:24.878 align:center
But I just wanna say I am sick of it!
01:15:26.209 --> 01:15:28.949 align:center
I mean, wait a second, Eve!
01:15:29.879 --> 01:15:31.719 align:center
I admit that I haven't been there.
01:15:31.848 --> 01:15:33.188 align:center
You admit it?
01:15:33.316 --> 01:15:37.086 align:center
- I took calls from him all those years.
- You did not. Your assistant did!
01:15:37.220 --> 01:15:40.690 align:center
- I told you, you need an assistant.
- I have an assistant!
01:15:40.823 --> 01:15:42.853 align:center
That's not what we call an assistant.
01:15:42.992 --> 01:15:45.762 align:center
- He needed me.
- And you just goddamn love it!
01:15:45.895 --> 01:15:48.735 align:center
It's not Eve's fault, Georgia.
Dad depended on her.
01:15:48.865 --> 01:15:52.965 align:center
Will you mind your own business?
I can fight my own battles!
01:15:53.102 --> 01:15:56.572 align:center
Wait! Why are you having a family fight
without me?
01:15:56.739 --> 01:15:58.579 align:center
You always ignore me!
01:15:58.708 --> 01:16:01.878 align:center
From that Halloween I was 5 years old
and I dressed up as a carrot.
01:16:02.045 --> 01:16:05.745 align:center
You snuck out of the house
and went trick-or-treating without me!
01:16:05.882 --> 01:16:07.112 align:center
I'm part of this family!
01:16:07.250 --> 01:16:10.960 align:center
I'm just as much a part of this family
as you, and I wanna fight!
01:16:11.120 --> 01:16:12.130 align:center
- Fine!
- Good!
01:16:12.288 --> 01:16:14.598 align:center
You are so self-centered and egotistical!
01:16:14.724 --> 01:16:15.954 align:center
You're so self-sacrificing!
01:16:16.092 --> 01:16:17.962 align:center
No one takes me seriously
as an actress!
01:16:18.094 --> 01:16:19.324 align:center
You abandon your father.
01:16:19.696 --> 01:16:22.166 align:center
He didn't need me here! He's got you!
01:16:22.298 --> 01:16:25.738 align:center
- That is an unbelievable cop-out!
- No one watches my show!
01:16:25.868 --> 01:16:27.738 align:center
Another excuse for you not to be here!
01:16:27.870 --> 01:16:30.740 align:center
I couldn't be here! I cannot be here!
01:16:30.873 --> 01:16:34.613 align:center
You wanna know why? If anything
happens that's not about you...
01:16:34.978 --> 01:16:36.178 align:center
...you are bored witless!
01:16:36.813 --> 01:16:39.383 align:center
That is true. Okay?
01:16:39.916 --> 01:16:41.356 align:center
Besides, we're not famous.
01:16:41.684 --> 01:16:44.824 align:center
Which is another reason
she didn't bother to come.
01:16:44.954 --> 01:16:48.794 align:center
I've told you a million times.
Stop talking to me as if I'm like you!
01:16:48.958 --> 01:16:50.098 align:center
Oh, fuck you!
01:16:50.259 --> 01:16:51.299 align:center
And fuck you!
01:16:51.794 --> 01:16:53.794 align:center
- Excuse me.
- What? Oh, God!
01:16:53.930 --> 01:16:55.970 align:center
You have a phone call.
01:16:57.667 --> 01:16:59.167 align:center
Okay.
01:17:07.877 --> 01:17:10.377 align:center
Did Mitchell know
to any degree what was going on?
01:17:10.713 --> 01:17:11.713 align:center
Who is this?
01:17:11.848 --> 01:17:16.088 align:center
That's the President's smoking-gun call
with Haldeman. Talk on this.
01:17:18.287 --> 01:17:20.027 align:center
Hello?
01:17:20.189 --> 01:17:22.399 align:center
Yes, this is Eve Marks.
01:17:28.131 --> 01:17:29.931 align:center
Oh, my God.
01:17:32.368 --> 01:17:34.208 align:center
- What happened?
- He's in a coma.
01:17:34.337 --> 01:17:35.707 align:center
I'm going to the hospital.
01:17:35.838 --> 01:17:37.838 align:center
So am I.
01:17:38.775 --> 01:17:40.445 align:center
So am I!
01:18:22.819 --> 01:18:26.859 align:center
Wait! Wait for me.
What's the big rush, you guys?
01:18:31.127 --> 01:18:32.127 align:center
Hello, what?
01:18:34.130 --> 01:18:37.970 align:center
No, I can't right now, all right?
I'll talk to you later.
01:18:41.504 --> 01:18:42.834 align:center
It's here.
01:18:44.207 --> 01:18:45.247 align:center
Oh, my God.
01:18:54.250 --> 01:18:55.920 align:center
Dad?
01:19:06.329 --> 01:19:08.029 align:center
Dad?
01:19:09.132 --> 01:19:11.392 align:center
- Can he hear us?
- Why does he have one pillow?
01:19:11.968 --> 01:19:15.378 align:center
A person can't possibly be comfortable
with one-- What?
01:19:15.905 --> 01:19:16.935 align:center
What?
01:19:18.040 --> 01:19:22.180 align:center
Eve, are you not going to speak to me?
Is that what this is about?
01:19:22.311 --> 01:19:24.881 align:center
Why aren't you talking to me?
I didn't do anything.
01:19:25.014 --> 01:19:27.814 align:center
I see. And I did. Is that it?
01:19:28.084 --> 01:19:30.354 align:center
This is just--
Okay. This is really great.
01:19:30.520 --> 01:19:33.090 align:center
Eve, this is really great.
01:19:38.127 --> 01:19:40.367 align:center
Can you believe
she's making this about herself?
01:19:44.567 --> 01:19:46.067 align:center
Fine.
01:19:46.235 --> 01:19:48.335 align:center
Don't talk to me. Good.
01:20:57.974 --> 01:21:00.404 align:center
Do I have anything in my teeth?
01:21:05.314 --> 01:21:06.984 align:center
Eve...
01:21:08.985 --> 01:21:12.085 align:center
...you're not the only one
that this is happening to.
01:21:13.623 --> 01:21:15.223 align:center
I know.
01:21:15.524 --> 01:21:17.124 align:center
Sorry.
01:21:19.562 --> 01:21:23.432 align:center
But since I'm an actress,
I suppose I could use this stuff.
01:21:23.566 --> 01:21:25.936 align:center
That's the good part, right?
01:21:26.369 --> 01:21:29.139 align:center
The sad part is that I really love Dad.
01:21:32.942 --> 01:21:34.642 align:center
I'm his baby.
01:21:37.113 --> 01:21:39.613 align:center
Do you want a candy bar?
I'm getting a candy bar.
01:21:44.954 --> 01:21:50.124 align:center
Excuse me. Aren't you Juliana
on Living Dangerously?
01:21:50.259 --> 01:21:51.499 align:center
Yes. Yes, I am.
01:21:51.627 --> 01:21:54.327 align:center
You should have never gone
to the Bahamas...
01:21:54.497 --> 01:21:56.237 align:center
...because he cheated on you.
01:21:56.365 --> 01:21:57.465 align:center
Thanks.
01:21:58.534 --> 01:22:00.704 align:center
She recognized me.
01:22:04.373 --> 01:22:06.973 align:center
Georgia, someone just recognized me.
01:22:07.343 --> 01:22:09.113 align:center
Great.
01:22:28.497 --> 01:22:30.097 align:center
Thank you.
01:22:33.102 --> 01:22:35.202 align:center
All right, look.
I know what you said.
01:22:35.338 --> 01:22:37.308 align:center
- About what?
- That I wanted it.
01:22:37.473 --> 01:22:40.743 align:center
Oh, forget it.
I'm sorry I said that, Eve.
01:22:42.478 --> 01:22:45.548 align:center
There are things that happen
that you just don't choose.
01:22:45.681 --> 01:22:47.611 align:center
You know, they just....
01:22:48.050 --> 01:22:50.520 align:center
You embrace them,
and they become part of your identity.
01:22:50.686 --> 01:22:54.086 align:center
And Mom left Dad to me. Or at least--
I don't know.
01:22:54.223 --> 01:22:58.023 align:center
It felt like she did.
And part of me was so...
01:22:59.161 --> 01:23:00.991 align:center
...proud.
01:23:01.464 --> 01:23:05.104 align:center
Then the other part of me
just resented every second of it...
01:23:05.234 --> 01:23:09.134 align:center
...because he is just a handful.
01:23:09.271 --> 01:23:13.271 align:center
I should have been here.
I should've been here, and I know that.
01:23:13.409 --> 01:23:16.179 align:center
But I knew that if you were here,
he didn't need me.
01:23:16.312 --> 01:23:18.042 align:center
I mean, let's face it.
01:23:19.215 --> 01:23:21.545 align:center
God help anyone who needs me.
01:23:24.487 --> 01:23:25.527 align:center
I needed you.
01:23:27.723 --> 01:23:30.623 align:center
He didn't need you. I needed you.
01:23:31.460 --> 01:23:33.070 align:center
I'm sorry.
01:23:34.764 --> 01:23:37.234 align:center
I'm very sorry, all right? Okay?
01:23:37.366 --> 01:23:39.806 align:center
- I'm really sorry.
- I'm sorry too.
01:23:41.370 --> 01:23:45.210 align:center
I love you very much.
Do you know that?
01:23:45.608 --> 01:23:47.478 align:center
I love you, and....
01:23:47.610 --> 01:23:49.320 align:center
I gave you that great speech.
01:23:49.478 --> 01:23:51.578 align:center
Yes, yes, you did.
01:23:52.114 --> 01:23:53.244 align:center
And I'm very grateful.
01:23:53.382 --> 01:23:56.582 align:center
Okay, you're grateful. Shut up.
01:23:58.320 --> 01:24:00.230 align:center
You know, Eve...
01:24:01.457 --> 01:24:05.667 align:center
...I have never been jealous of anyone
in my entire life...
01:24:06.796 --> 01:24:09.266 align:center
...but I have to admit...
01:24:10.566 --> 01:24:13.536 align:center
...that I am just the tiniest bit jealous
of your heart.
01:24:23.112 --> 01:24:25.212 align:center
- You forgive me?
- I love you. I do.
01:24:25.381 --> 01:24:26.811 align:center
I love you.
01:24:32.655 --> 01:24:33.825 align:center
Who does Dad look like?
01:24:34.156 --> 01:24:36.756 align:center
Now he looks like that senator.
What was his name?
01:24:37.093 --> 01:24:39.723 align:center
The one who got insulted,
and his wife cried.
01:24:39.862 --> 01:24:41.362 align:center
Edmund Muskie.
01:24:41.497 --> 01:24:43.367 align:center
Yes!
01:24:43.499 --> 01:24:44.799 align:center
Who was Edmund Muskie?
01:24:45.134 --> 01:24:47.334 align:center
I've been trying to remember the name...
01:24:47.470 --> 01:24:51.810 align:center
...of this short, blond actress
from the '50s, or maybe it was the '40s.
01:24:52.141 --> 01:24:54.501 align:center
- What about Vera-Ellen?
- No. Very thin hair.
01:24:54.643 --> 01:24:55.773 align:center
Donna Reed.
01:24:56.112 --> 01:24:59.112 align:center
- Janet Leigh.
- Donna Reed wasn't short or blond.
01:24:59.248 --> 01:25:00.588 align:center
Doris Day. I'm right.
01:25:00.716 --> 01:25:02.316 align:center
Cleo!
01:25:04.386 --> 01:25:05.486 align:center
Who was she?
01:25:05.654 --> 01:25:08.324 align:center
- Who was she?
- Daddy's favorite.
01:25:08.491 --> 01:25:10.491 align:center
He picked her up in an Italian restaurant.
01:25:10.626 --> 01:25:11.626 align:center
Wait a minute.
01:25:11.794 --> 01:25:14.294 align:center
She played wimps,
and she was kind of wide.
01:25:14.463 --> 01:25:16.263 align:center
Doris Day. Wide.
01:25:16.398 --> 01:25:19.668 align:center
Please tell me
and give me peace of mind.
01:25:21.537 --> 01:25:24.277 align:center
June Allyson.
01:25:27.676 --> 01:25:28.746 align:center
Dad?
01:25:28.878 --> 01:25:30.778 align:center
Oh, Daddy!
01:25:31.881 --> 01:25:35.411 align:center
Did he talk? He said, "June Allyson"!
01:25:35.551 --> 01:25:38.181 align:center
Did you just say, "June Allyson"? Nurse!
01:25:40.322 --> 01:25:43.322 align:center
He's coming around!
He just said, "June Allyson."
01:25:43.492 --> 01:25:44.722 align:center
Check and see. It's fine.
01:25:44.894 --> 01:25:47.524 align:center
- Doesn't start with an L.
- It almost does.
01:25:47.897 --> 01:25:50.537 align:center
Maddy, it almost starts with an L.
01:26:15.558 --> 01:26:17.298 align:center
Dad?
01:26:27.236 --> 01:26:30.506 align:center
He said, "June Allyson." He's dead.
01:27:07.276 --> 01:27:08.776 align:center
Evie.
01:27:08.911 --> 01:27:11.341 align:center
Evie, John Wayne just called.
01:27:11.480 --> 01:27:13.590 align:center
Tell Georgia! Tell Maddy!
01:27:13.716 --> 01:27:17.786 align:center
Georgie-Porgie! Evie-baby!
01:27:17.920 --> 01:27:22.930 align:center
I love all my beautiful, beautiful girls.
01:27:25.561 --> 01:27:27.661 align:center
It's my Evie.
01:27:27.930 --> 01:27:31.870 align:center
Look how beautiful you are in the snow.
01:27:33.469 --> 01:27:38.039 align:center
That's my Evie. That's my cookie.
01:27:45.314 --> 01:27:46.944 align:center
thanksgiving
01:27:47.283 --> 01:27:50.313 align:center
Did you take--? You did.
You took every almond out of here.
01:27:50.452 --> 01:27:52.522 align:center
Every single one.
01:27:55.324 --> 01:27:57.724 align:center
- What about the celery?
- Did you listen to me?
01:27:58.360 --> 01:27:59.800 align:center
Georgia, it looks exactly right.
01:27:59.962 --> 01:28:02.732 align:center
Are these onions
supposed to get this limp?
01:28:02.898 --> 01:28:05.438 align:center
Yes, they are. It's called cooking.
01:28:05.601 --> 01:28:08.771 align:center
That's what happens to an onion.
But wait. See?
01:28:08.937 --> 01:28:12.677 align:center
That looks very good.
You have made my stuffing.
01:28:13.575 --> 01:28:16.375 align:center
Let me see what this is like. All right.
01:28:18.714 --> 01:28:19.884 align:center
This is so good!
01:28:20.015 --> 01:28:21.785 align:center
It's so good!
01:28:21.950 --> 01:28:25.090 align:center
I can't believe you guys are doing this.
I can't believe it.
01:28:25.454 --> 01:28:27.884 align:center
- Does it need more apricots?
- It doesn't need anything!
01:28:28.023 --> 01:28:30.793 align:center
Please sit and have fun.
Enjoy your life.
01:28:30.959 --> 01:28:34.899 align:center
We're supposed to put the stuffing
inside the bird with our hands?
01:28:35.064 --> 01:28:38.034 align:center
You have to stuff it
way to the back of the bird.
01:28:38.400 --> 01:28:40.610 align:center
It'll be goopy and awful,
but you have to do it.
01:28:40.769 --> 01:28:42.879 align:center
Well, you enjoy that.
01:28:44.773 --> 01:28:46.543 align:center
That's my gift to you.
01:28:46.675 --> 01:28:51.075 align:center
You guys, listen. I do want to tell you
that I've decided to quit acting.
01:28:51.847 --> 01:28:55.047 align:center
My character gets killed
in some random violence...
01:28:55.384 --> 01:28:57.454 align:center
...while drinking a decaf cappuccino.
01:28:58.087 --> 01:29:00.427 align:center
That's so sad.
01:29:00.589 --> 01:29:02.359 align:center
And so I quit.
01:29:02.624 --> 01:29:04.794 align:center
I'm sad for you. This is sad.
01:29:04.960 --> 01:29:06.030 align:center
This bird is done.
01:29:06.395 --> 01:29:08.025 align:center
You were good.
01:29:08.397 --> 01:29:10.697 align:center
You were great, I'm sure.
Please open the door.
01:29:10.833 --> 01:29:12.803 align:center
Is the oven preheated?
01:29:12.935 --> 01:29:15.805 align:center
- Eve. Okay.
- All right.
01:29:17.005 --> 01:29:19.905 align:center
- Is it heavy?
- Yes! Could you help me?
01:29:20.075 --> 01:29:21.505 align:center
It is really heavy.
01:29:22.144 --> 01:29:24.874 align:center
You're strong. It's in!
01:29:25.013 --> 01:29:27.983 align:center
You did it! All right!
01:29:30.018 --> 01:29:31.758 align:center
Let's go sit with the bullet!
01:29:31.920 --> 01:29:34.590 align:center
- Okay.
- Do you wanna sit with the bullet?
01:29:34.723 --> 01:29:36.593 align:center
- Thanks for helping!
- You're welcome.
01:29:36.759 --> 01:29:39.669 align:center
You know what?
You're a little bit shiny!
01:29:39.862 --> 01:29:41.162 align:center
This is Donna Karan!
01:29:41.497 --> 01:29:44.067 align:center
Good God! That's Donna Karan!
01:29:44.700 --> 01:29:46.910 align:center
No, wait a minute!
01:29:47.402 --> 01:29:49.702 align:center
You can't stop me!
01:29:52.708 --> 01:29:55.108 align:center
It's in your mouth.
01:30:57.840 --> 01:31:00.750 align:center
No, Maddy. Eve, help me!
01:31:10.018 --> 01:31:12.528 align:center
I have a Donna Karan dress....
01:31:13.088 --> 01:31:14.828 align:center
Wait a minute!