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- Hello?
- Where are you?
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- In my car.
- Aren't you picking me up?
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No, Dad. Someone from the home
will bring you to the hospital.
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I'll meet you in front.
I'm on my way.
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You should be leaving any minute.
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- My lamp doesn't work.
- What?
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The lamp, the goddamn lamp next to
my bed. You know what a lamp is?
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- Dad, did you try the switch?
- What?
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On the bottom of the thing.
Maybe it's on the cord.
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Like that twirly thing on the cord.
Push that with your thumb.
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I got it! I got it, baby.
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Hello. Who is this?
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Dad, it's Eve. You called me.
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Are you jealous of your sister?
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Dad, I'm driving downtown.
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This is not a question
for downtown traffic.
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Come on!
Georgia could run the Israeli Army.
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Maddy couldn't even get into the Army.
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You're right, Dad.
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You're completely right, Dad.
Georgia could run the Israeli army.
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Hi, Dad.
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- Evie, guess who called just now.
- Who?
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John Wayne just called me.
Tell Georgia. Tell Maddy.
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- John Wayne just called you.
- He just called me on the telephone.
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John Wayne is dead.
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They think he's dead.
They're not sure.
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He's dead, and that's why
you're going to the hospital.
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You're disoriented. Okay?
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I spoke to him on the telephone.
So he's a Republican. So, what?
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I'll see you in 10 minutes.
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No Surprises. Kim speaking.
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Hi, Kim? Listen,
I'm not gonna be in today.
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My father....
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- What happened this time?
- I don't know, but I'm worried.
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I'm gonna meet him at the hospital.
So are there any messages?
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Madge Turner, she wants you
to move the party to the Nixon Library.
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- What? No. No, no, no.
- Yeah.
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No, Kim. That is insane.
The party is in two weeks.
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We cannot change the location.
You tell her to forget it.
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Me? Wait, I have to tell her?
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No, no, I'll do it.
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Remind me to call the caterer,
500 women are coming...
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...and I bet half are lactose intolerant.
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I hope my dad's okay.
I better call Georgia.
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All right, Kim? I'm gonna call you back.
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Georgia magazine.
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May I speak with Georgia, please?
It's Eve.
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Is she available to do it?
I feel like she's--
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Georgia, I have your sister.
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Oh, no, no, no. Not now.
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You know what?
She's behind closed doors right now.
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- Libby, dear. Hurry, honey!
- I'm coming.
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I need my bag.
Thank you so much.
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- Yeah. Oh, Maddy, thank God you called.
- Eve?
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Guess what?
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No, I don't wanna hear about Dad again.
I'm sorry. I'm too happy.
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Eve, it is so beautiful here.
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It's spiritual. You know?
It's God's country.
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- Here we go.
- No, no, no!
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I'm sorry!
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Oh, my God.
She'll think I hung up on her.
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Maddy, can you hear me? Maddy?
Hello? Hello? Maddy?
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LOS ANGELES CITY HOSPITAL
PARKING
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No Surprises. Kim speaking.
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Kim, it's me again. Are you sure?
Are you positive about this?
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It's just bad news.
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Yes, she wants to move it
to the Nixon Library.
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Wha--? They have parties there?
Where is that? Wait, where am I?
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- I don't know. I have no idea.
- I'm here. I'm here, Kim.
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I just can't deal with this right now.
I'm gonna call you back later, okay?
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Well, there she is. Hello, dear!
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Oh, my God. Dad!
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Who's there?
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Lou Mozell
from the Motion Picture Home.
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Got it?
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Angie, did I ever tell you about the time...
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- ...I got a gun from John Wayne?
- No.
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Pat and I wrote a picture for him
called Luck Runs Out.
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Yeah, he was a very nice guy.
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They say
that he had a very small pecker...
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...but that didn't keep him
from being a real he-man.
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I mean,
that had absolutely nothing to do with it.
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- Why are we going in here?
- Because it's the room.
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- Is there room service in here?
- No.
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They leave a key for the minibar?
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There is no minibar.
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Place of birth, Mr. Mozell?
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The Bronx, New York City.
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Education?
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Harvard.
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Graduated with full honors.
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Oh, Dad!
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Summa cum laude.
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Age?
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Thirty-eight.
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Seventy-nine.
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- And your wife is--?
- Dead.
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No, no, not dead. Not dead.
Divorced. For many years.
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Evie, where's that poster?
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It's over there.
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- Put it over there by the dresser.
- Over there?
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Yeah. Please make sure
it doesn't get scratched.
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- Would you like to get into bed?
- Not with you.
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Very funny.
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Cleo, kick her out, will you?
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I'm not Cleo. I'm Dr. Kelly.
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Dr. Kelly, yeah?
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Of the Irish Republican Army, are you?
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Well, I love them sassy, doc.
How old are you?
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Okay. What day of the week is it,
Mr. Mozell?
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- Fruppsday.
- What month?
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What month? Kugie-wugie!
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You gotta stop that.
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The Duke said, "Your mother and dad...
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...make a hell of a writing team."
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Remember, Evie?
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That's what the Duke said.
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He said it to Evie
when she was 5 years old.
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She shook hands with him,
said, "Howdy, partner!"
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He laughed.
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He was a real sweetheart.
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They say his pecker was no bigger than--
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Dad!
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Probably why he liked guns, you know?
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Small pecker, big guns.
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You get that?
What I'm trying to bring out?
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Dad. Dad, you don't have to....
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Where's the gun he gave me?
Evie, where's the gun?
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No, Dad,
he didn't give you a gun, remember?
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He gave you the bullet.
It's right here.
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You're not gonna go away
and leave me here, are you?
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Well, just for a little bit, Dad.
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At least a week.
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A week?
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- Evie....
- I promise you--
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- I just die when you're not here.
- It'll be okay.
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You're having memory problems.
They have to run some tests.
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Everybody has memory problems.
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You could remember for me.
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Please don't leave me here. Please?
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Can you write a sentence for us,
Mr. Mozell?
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- Dad.
- Leave me alone.
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Can't you see I'm in conference
with my daughter?
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Here's the pen, Mr. Mozell.
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A sentence.
What kind of sentence do you want?
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Here, shove it up your schmeer!
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Don't go, Evie.
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I'm begging you.
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Don't go, Evie.
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Are you there?
Are you both listening?
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He wrote, "It's too late."
She asked him to write a sentence.
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That's what he wrote.
Is this eerie or what?
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"It's too late." My God!
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What does it mean?
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Too late for tests, for help.
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This is serious. He's disoriented.
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He's in a wheelchair.
He's telling us it's over.
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They should just adjust his medications.
Did you talk to the doctor?
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The doctor
was approximately 11 years old.
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Obviously, it wasn't the real doctor.
Obviously, it was a resident.
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Call back
and ask to speak to the real doctor.
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Libby, I said I wanted Maureen Oriff.
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He mentioned
John Wayne's pecker again.
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You gotta be kidding. Did he really?
That is hilarious.
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He is obsessed with that pecker.
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Oh, no, I wasn't--
I wasn't talking to you. Sorry.
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- It really was awful. You weren't here.
- I am sorry I couldn't be there.
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- Oh, Maddy.
- No.
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- This is my only vacation!
- I didn't mean it that way.
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We work 10 hours a day,
five days a week, 52 weeks a year.
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- Yeah, I know.
- Aside from the dialogue...
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...soaps are the closest thing
to theater on television.
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The only reason that I
can go away right now...
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...is because Juliana is in the Bahamas...
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...because her boss is having an affair.
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Yeah. Who's Juliana?
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My character, Juliana.
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Who is fully three-dimensional...
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...and who right now is wrestling
with very serious identity problems.
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Don't you ever watch my show?
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Did she hang up?
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- Maddy? Georgia.
- Take this.
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Oh, Maureen, I gotta go.
I'm sorry. I love you.
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Call me every five minutes. Okay.
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- Oh, God--
- Did Maddy hang up?
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- Yeah. Did she hang up? God.
- It's possible.
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She may come back in a cowboy outfit,
talking about fly-fishing.
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What do you wanna bet
she'll come back with some cowboy?
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She thinks she's the only one who works.
I'm planning this event--
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I'm so busy
with this fifth-anniversary edition.
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I know it's a little self-indulgent.
I know. I know. My fifth anniversary.
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Between you and me, I can't even believe
my magazine has lasted this long.
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Get this. I'm planning this event...
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...Los Angeles Women in Commerce,
their annual party.
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I landed it.
It's gonna put my company on the map.
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That is so sweet, your little company.
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Eve, if you're in business,
and you sort of are...
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...you should shop
at Barneys or Saks or eve--
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Oh, God! I'm sorry!
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I'm so sor--
Are you all right?
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Why would you do that?
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- What are you thinking about?
- I'm so sorry!
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Oh, no. What are--?
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My lights are just falling off.
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- You see what you did?
- I can see that.
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I'm Eve Marks.
Hello. I'm so sorry.
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Dr. Kunundar.
You're not driving well.
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Thank you so much
for not screaming.
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It's just that I was so distracted.
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I just put my father in the hospital.
I'm sorry.
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I hope it's not serious.
You can't drive like--
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I have my card somewhere.
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- Look at this.
- Wait a minute.
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There you go.
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- "No Surprises."
- I'm a party planner.
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We do special events, and everything
goes smoothly. No surprises.
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- I see.
- I'm sorry.
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This actually isn't my first car accident
this year.
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If my insurance company
hears about this...
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...my rates will skyrocket.
They're just gonna go up.
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I got the word.
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Do you think
that we could settle this privately?
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I can't....
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I'll ask your mother.
All right, give me that, please.
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Why would you talk to my mother?
I don't even speak to my mother.
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That's very sad for you.
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You can't go through life
without your mother.
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You'll get a call.
Her name is Ogmed Kunundar.
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Oh, your mother.
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She's in Burbank,
and she'll know if this is all right.
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All right. I'm late.
My son's getting home any minute.
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And I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.
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This is fate. Or an accident.
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Oh, it's an accident.
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Maybe you're gonna be surprised.
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Well, no, no. I hope not.
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So sorry.
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I can't rely on you.
What good is a marriage...
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...when I can't even trust...
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...that you'll be on time
for one stupid meeting!
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Look at me, Mom. Look at me!
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Look at me, Mom, look at me!
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Look at me, Mom.
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Eve, not now!
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Forget it!
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I just can't take it anymore!
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What are you doing?
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Dad! Daddy!
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That's my Evie.
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That's my cookie.
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"It's not so bad"?
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- No, it's really not that bad.
- Compared to a pileup, it's not bad.
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The wheels and headlights are fine.
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It wouldn't be an accident
without damage, I suppose.
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I can just get in the other side.
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Just like that. I can just....
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I don't even think we have to fix it.
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Because look at me. I'm in.
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So there was no whiplash, and you
still have your teeth and your back....
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No, I'm fine, and he just had
headlight damage and grill.
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Mom,
how many crackups is that this year?
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That's three now.
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What is that?
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It's my new laugh. Do you like it?
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Lovely. Yeah, lovely!
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- Were you on the phone?
- No.
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You were on the phone.
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Let's call our legal representation.
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Do you think they'll cancel my insurance?
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- I don't mind getting into that side.
- It's fine.
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That side looks as good as new.
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I think I've been pretty understanding
about this.
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Okay, I have to go play with my Legos.
Bye-bye.
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I hope I can't go to jail for suggesting
that we settle this privately.
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Did Kim messenger the...?
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Yeah. Good. The Nixon Library stuff.
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That's my fourth car accident this year.
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Jesse, you can't leave that stuff
just hanging around like that.
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You know, he reminded me of Nixon.
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- Who?
- My father. You know, the same jowl...
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...the same shlumpy little shoulders
like that.
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Wait a minute. Now, why am I here?
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Tea?
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He can't walk, Joe.
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He's dead!
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- Hello?
- Georgia's really something, isn't she?
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- Yes, Dad, she certainly is.
- Little Georgie.
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Dad.
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So not dead.
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Oh, not funny.
That is so not funny. God!
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God. You just have
no compassion for him.
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You know why too, don't you?
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Or have you forgotten?
It happened right here. I remember.
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He's dying, Joe.
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Three guesses who that is.
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He's dead.
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- Honey!
- Where is it?
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- Honey, what are you doing?
- Yeah?
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Hello?
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Who is it?
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- Oh, God, Maddy, is he dead?
- Dead?
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Dad.
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Oh, come on, get serious.
There's nothing wrong with Dad.
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No.
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- Buck can't walk.
- What?
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Where are you?
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I'm back. What am I gonna do?
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He's not dead.
Well, just take him to the hospital.
17:04.444 --> 17:06.374
- Who?
- The boyfriend.
17:06.746 --> 17:07.816
How?
17:08.248 --> 17:10.318
In an ambulance. My God, Maddy.
17:11.518 --> 17:13.088
My God, he just moved his foot.
17:15.255 --> 17:17.055
He just moved his foot!
17:17.190 --> 17:19.230
Oh, Buck, baby.
17:20.160 --> 17:22.700
Sweetie, that's so good.
17:23.363 --> 17:25.333
I think I can get him to the car.
17:27.634 --> 17:28.634
She hung up.
17:29.402 --> 17:30.602
I see that.
17:35.108 --> 17:36.108
Hello?
17:36.242 --> 17:38.542
This is Ogmed Kunundar,
Omar's mother.
17:38.678 --> 17:42.118
My son's lights are falling off.
And his radiator exploded.
17:42.248 --> 17:43.748
His radiator?
17:44.084 --> 17:48.824
Joe, he has ice cream in his bowl over
there. What's he doing with ice cream?
17:49.155 --> 17:50.655
Yeah, now, are you sure?
17:50.790 --> 17:52.600
Omar does not make a mistake.
17:52.725 --> 17:55.665
He is a genius.
He can fix your ovaries with a laser.
17:55.795 --> 17:58.095
Yes, I'm sure that he can.
17:58.231 --> 18:01.101
Now, what I'm suggesting
about the car insurance is legal.
18:01.234 --> 18:03.304
Omar says you have a problem
with your father.
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Yes, my father.
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Jesse, come on. Yes, yes.
18:07.240 --> 18:11.480
Yes, he's been in the hospital for a week.
It's very sad.
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We're getting the results today.
18:13.379 --> 18:15.819
And you do not see your mother?
18:16.349 --> 18:18.419
I'm sorry,
will you excuse me a second?
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- Hello? Dad.
- Evie?
18:20.186 --> 18:22.186
I'm on the other line.
I'll call you back.
18:22.322 --> 18:25.222
- There's no room service.
- You're in the hospital.
18:25.358 --> 18:30.128
- I want Chinese. Shrimp! Shrimp!
- Okay, fine, fine, fine.
18:30.463 --> 18:32.133
Hello?
18:34.367 --> 18:35.507
No.
18:35.735 --> 18:38.775
So how much does she claim
the radiator's going to cost?
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I don't know.
18:44.310 --> 18:45.720
I lost her. Dad called.
18:46.246 --> 18:49.816
And now I bet she nails us
with a gigantic bill.
18:50.450 --> 18:51.690
And what does he want?
18:52.418 --> 18:54.688
Chinese food! He wants Chinese food.
18:54.821 --> 18:59.321
Now, how is it that a man who can
barely recognize his own pants...
18:59.459 --> 19:01.669
...can remember his daughter's
phone number?
19:01.794 --> 19:03.894
That's one of life's great mysteries.
19:04.230 --> 19:07.240
- You really shouldn't talk to him.
- I have to.
19:07.367 --> 19:08.407
Why?
19:08.935 --> 19:10.535
I don't know.
19:10.703 --> 19:13.573
Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe, don't go. Don't go.
19:13.773 --> 19:15.873
- I have to.
- I hate it when you go.
19:16.209 --> 19:18.419
Honey, I do interviews
every three weeks.
19:18.545 --> 19:21.915
I feel like that actress
in those '50s movies. "Don't go, don't go."
19:22.248 --> 19:24.858
But the husband goes,
and the plane crashes.
19:25.185 --> 19:28.825
Only she doesn't know it. She's so busy
preparing that reunion supper...
19:28.955 --> 19:30.555
...or playing with her toddlers.
19:30.723 --> 19:34.523
Until the phone rings.
My plane is not going to crash.
19:34.661 --> 19:36.791
Are you listening?
Listen, listen, listen!
19:36.930 --> 19:40.400
My plane is not going to crash.
19:40.567 --> 19:43.667
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Okay, I have to pack now.
19:44.737 --> 19:45.837
Joe.
19:45.972 --> 19:49.572
- What is her name?
- I don't know. Janet Leigh?
19:49.709 --> 19:53.979
Blond. No. A little bit bland?
God, I can't remember.
19:54.314 --> 19:58.814
There's gonna be a TV show called
Name That Person You Already Know.
19:58.952 --> 20:00.512
- Teresa Wright?
- No.
20:00.653 --> 20:04.223
No. Not Teresa Wright. Shit.
20:04.357 --> 20:08.527
I must say I prefer a hamburger,
whether it's in 21 in New York City...
20:08.661 --> 20:11.631
...or Carl's Jr. in Orange County.
20:11.764 --> 20:13.364
There's nothing better...
20:13.499 --> 20:14.539
ASK PRESIDENT NIXON
20:14.667 --> 20:17.537
...than a charcoal-broiled hamburger.
20:17.870 --> 20:21.710
That's amazing, Madge.
Really, it's fantastic.
20:21.841 --> 20:23.471
I knew you'd think so.
20:23.610 --> 20:25.420
You can ask him anything at all.
20:26.446 --> 20:27.446
Entertainers.
20:27.580 --> 20:28.750
Elvis.
20:28.881 --> 20:32.781
People say that because later on
it was found that he had used drugs...
20:32.919 --> 20:35.529
...that, therefore,
he could not be a good example.
20:35.655 --> 20:38.625
They overlook the fact
that he never used illegal drugs.
20:38.758 --> 20:41.628
It was always drugs
prescribed by his physician.
20:42.295 --> 20:44.465
- Would you like to step this way?
- Certainly.
20:44.597 --> 20:46.737
What about little hamburger
hors d'oeuvres?
20:46.866 --> 20:48.536
- Come on, Kim.
- Oh, yeah.
20:48.701 --> 20:52.471
Madge,
I bet Julie and Tricia just love this.
20:52.605 --> 20:55.845
How could they not?
Here their daddy lives forever.
20:55.975 --> 21:01.015
I've been studying the floor plan,
but I wasn't quite prepared for the....
21:01.848 --> 21:03.848
- They have parties here?
- All the time.
21:03.983 --> 21:06.513
- Tell her.
- Thank you.
21:06.653 --> 21:09.023
Yeah, our speaker canceled.
21:09.522 --> 21:13.052
Well, you're a very powerful group.
I'm sure we can get someone to pinch-hit.
21:13.393 --> 21:16.723
But they're gonna have to be dynamic,
inspiring, brilliant and--
21:16.863 --> 21:19.463
We're thinking of your sister.
21:19.966 --> 21:21.706
My sister?
21:21.968 --> 21:24.678
- Excuse me.
- We want Georgia.
21:24.804 --> 21:27.004
Evie, can you get me
Georgia's magazine?
21:27.340 --> 21:29.710
Now's not a good time, Dad.
My father. Sorry.
21:29.842 --> 21:32.672
- Is Georgia there?
- No, Georgia's not here.
21:33.046 --> 21:35.616
See, everyone is fascinated by her.
21:35.748 --> 21:38.558
This is her father.
Of course he is fascinated by her.
21:38.685 --> 21:43.725
Georgia takes crap and makes gold
out of it. She is fantastic.
21:43.856 --> 21:46.026
- Okay, Dad. I'll call you back.
- She takes any--
21:47.393 --> 21:49.623
All right. Now....
21:50.763 --> 21:52.693
Where were we? My mind is a blank.
21:52.999 --> 21:54.839
Georgia.
21:55.735 --> 21:57.765
Yeah, thanks, Kim.
21:57.937 --> 22:00.407
I'm terribly sorry,
but she is swamped.
22:00.540 --> 22:03.980
She's putting out the
fifth-anniversary issue of her magazine.
22:04.110 --> 22:07.620
I think she's marvelous
because she's my sister. I just love her.
22:07.747 --> 22:10.387
- But we don't really want her, do we?
- Absolutely.
22:10.917 --> 22:13.687
Okay. I'm gonna give it a try.
22:13.986 --> 22:15.086
You got it.
22:15.455 --> 22:18.595
Great. Kim, do you wanna try
and get Georgia on the phone?
22:18.725 --> 22:21.495
- Call her?
- Yes. Just one second.
22:37.844 --> 22:40.974
- Hi, Dad. Hi.
- Hi, sweetheart.
22:41.147 --> 22:44.857
You remember this?
This song?
22:51.157 --> 22:53.127
Yeah, kind of.
22:53.926 --> 22:56.566
- Look.
- What time is it?
22:56.929 --> 22:58.969
It's 1:25. Look what I have.
22:59.098 --> 23:02.608
Oh, you got the Chinese! Good.
23:03.069 --> 23:04.709
Did you get the moo goo gai pan?
23:04.837 --> 23:07.607
I got the moo goo gai pan,
and I got the fried shrimp.
23:07.774 --> 23:09.904
- The fried rice with shrimp.
- Shrimp?
23:10.042 --> 23:12.742
You know I can't eat shrimp.
23:13.045 --> 23:15.415
I didn't know that about you.
What do you mean?
23:15.548 --> 23:19.018
You remember that story
when I scrubbed in...
23:19.152 --> 23:23.782
...for a retrocecal appendectomy
in Honuman Hospital.
23:23.956 --> 23:27.926
The infected appendix,
we never knew it was in back of...
23:28.427 --> 23:29.667
...the cecum.
23:29.796 --> 23:33.566
The cecum
is a useless appendage anyway.
23:33.733 --> 23:36.063
I mean, it was an appendix,
but it looked...
23:36.435 --> 23:39.675
...sure as dickens like a shrimp.
23:39.806 --> 23:43.676
And three years later,
I tried to eat a shrimp cocktail.
23:43.810 --> 23:47.520
- What happened?
- Broke out in these half-dollar hives.
23:47.680 --> 23:50.450
Haven't had a shrimp since.
Too bad, because I like shrimp.
23:50.583 --> 23:51.913
Well, I'm sorry.
23:52.084 --> 23:55.084
- I can get you something else.
- I'll eat the moo goo gai pan.
23:55.454 --> 23:59.654
I actually knew a girl named Moo Goo
Gai Pan. That was her last name.
23:59.826 --> 24:00.996
- Moo Goo Gai Pan?
- Yeah.
24:01.127 --> 24:04.967
Her first name was Freda.
Freda Moo Goo Gai Pan.
24:05.131 --> 24:07.531
She was half-Jewish, half-Chinese.
24:07.667 --> 24:11.237
- How did you meet her?
- A lot of people called her the Ori-yenta.
24:12.071 --> 24:14.071
What time is it?
24:15.174 --> 24:16.974
It's 1:26.
24:19.812 --> 24:22.612
I never should have left your mother.
24:22.748 --> 24:26.158
Dad. Dad, she left you.
24:29.488 --> 24:30.888
Yeah.
24:31.023 --> 24:32.823
Looking very attractive today.
24:32.992 --> 24:36.592
Why don't you sit down?
Make yourself comfortable.
24:36.729 --> 24:39.799
You're very attractive-looking.
24:40.700 --> 24:42.240
Thank you.
24:42.568 --> 24:46.538
You're beautiful.
Very sexy, you know.
24:47.139 --> 24:49.549
You know....
24:49.675 --> 24:53.175
We never got it on, but....
24:53.512 --> 24:55.512
I want you, Cleo.
24:55.681 --> 24:57.641
I really do, Cleo.
24:57.917 --> 25:00.917
I would love to make love.
25:01.087 --> 25:04.757
Dad, I'm not Cleo.
I'm Eve, your daughter.
25:04.991 --> 25:07.291
You're not my daughter!
25:07.627 --> 25:08.967
I don't have any daughters!
25:09.562 --> 25:10.722
I have sons.
25:11.530 --> 25:13.870
My daughters left me.
25:14.634 --> 25:17.934
They left me. They went to New York.
25:19.238 --> 25:20.908
Good riddance.
25:21.040 --> 25:24.850
Don't know where the affection is.
Where the love is. Don't know anything.
25:25.011 --> 25:27.571
You have a burden when you have girls.
25:27.713 --> 25:29.543
Daughters are treacherous.
25:30.750 --> 25:32.590
christmas 1988
25:32.718 --> 25:35.588
Dad didn't even get
a Christmas tree this year.
25:35.721 --> 25:37.981
Yeah. Maddy, he tried to kill himself.
25:38.124 --> 25:41.694
If Mom hadn't left him,
he never would have tried this.
25:41.827 --> 25:44.667
I don't understand.
She left him 10 years ago.
25:44.797 --> 25:47.567
He should get over her already.
Don't you think?
25:47.700 --> 25:50.940
Look at this.
This neighborhood never changes.
25:52.805 --> 25:54.305
Giant packages again.
25:54.874 --> 25:57.274
Rudolph. He's disgusting.
25:57.643 --> 26:00.973
- Here's your favorite.
- Please, not Scroogeville again.
26:02.748 --> 26:04.788
- Maddy.
- I'm sorry.
26:05.017 --> 26:06.757
Did you get him a present?
26:06.886 --> 26:08.826
Yeah, of course, I got him a present.
26:09.188 --> 26:11.798
Remember how beautiful
this place used to be?
26:11.924 --> 26:14.024
I know. With Mom's gardens.
26:14.160 --> 26:17.870
Dad fired the gardener.
He said he was stealing.
26:21.233 --> 26:22.933
Oh, look!
26:23.069 --> 26:25.309
Oh, look at Mom's roses.
26:25.671 --> 26:29.141
- Oh, yeah. They're dead.
- Oh, no. But the pool?
26:29.308 --> 26:32.348
It had a fungus. So....
26:33.679 --> 26:35.389
Here, let me get this for you.
26:35.715 --> 26:37.845
- Maddy? Maddy, here, will you take this?
- What?
26:38.017 --> 26:40.157
- Does she ever call you?
- Mom? No.
26:40.286 --> 26:42.256
- Of course not.
- Me either.
26:42.755 --> 26:44.625
- Dad?
- Where is he?
26:44.757 --> 26:46.397
- God, it smells.
- I know.
26:46.726 --> 26:48.196
- Dad?
- Dad?
26:48.327 --> 26:50.067
- I'll go look in here.
- All right.
26:50.229 --> 26:52.199
- Dad?
- Dad.
26:57.970 --> 27:01.180
Okay. All right. Dad?
I'm gonna check the kitchen. Dad?
27:03.075 --> 27:05.415
- Dad?
- Dad?
27:05.745 --> 27:08.745
Are you in the kitchen? Dad?
27:12.084 --> 27:14.754
I'm worried. Do you think he's okay?
27:19.025 --> 27:21.325
- Who is it?
- It's us, Dad!
27:22.094 --> 27:23.194
Oh, my God.
27:28.768 --> 27:30.108
Who is that woman?
27:30.236 --> 27:32.376
It's cool.
27:33.906 --> 27:36.946
- It's my girls!
- Hi, Daddy.
27:38.277 --> 27:41.447
- Oh, hi, Dad.
- Georgie-Porgie! Evie-baby!
27:41.914 --> 27:44.344
- And Maddy!
- Hi, Daddy.
27:45.251 --> 27:47.451
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm great now!
27:47.820 --> 27:50.990
Come on in. Esther,
come on out and say hello to the girls!
27:52.792 --> 27:53.952
Hi.
27:54.093 --> 27:55.693
You remember her, don't you?
27:57.863 --> 27:59.763
"Mouthwash"?
28:00.132 --> 28:01.432
"Rinse and spit"?
28:03.102 --> 28:04.432
- What does that mean?
- Esther.
28:04.770 --> 28:06.180
You're kidding.
28:06.305 --> 28:09.045
- It's Esther.
- No way. Are you serious?
28:09.175 --> 28:11.375
Yeah, from the dentist.
28:11.844 --> 28:14.244
- Hi.
- We remember you, sure.
28:14.780 --> 28:17.850
I bumped into your dad
while visiting my brother-in-law.
28:17.983 --> 28:21.413
He had to have his colon taken out.
Poor thing. My God!
28:21.787 --> 28:24.457
They're gonna connect
the whole thing back up again.
28:24.790 --> 28:29.230
So I was poking around in different rooms
looking for him, and here he was.
28:29.929 --> 28:31.229
He's cute!
28:32.398 --> 28:34.268
Girls, let's go sit with the bullet.
28:34.433 --> 28:36.163
- Okay, yeah.
- Great.
28:40.039 --> 28:44.149
Well, now, I'm just gonna buzz off
and let you all catch up.
28:44.276 --> 28:46.416
- All right? Yeah.
- Bye.
28:46.746 --> 28:48.886
And you....
28:49.749 --> 28:51.489
You know where to find me!
28:51.817 --> 28:53.087
Look at him.
28:56.088 --> 28:57.428
She's a great lay.
28:57.790 --> 28:59.100
Dad!
29:00.159 --> 29:04.999
I'm so sorry to hear about your mom.
I feel terrible about that.
29:05.364 --> 29:07.834
But if that happened
to somebody in my family...
29:07.967 --> 29:09.937
...I would stick to cars.
29:11.937 --> 29:13.377
What happened to Mom?
29:13.539 --> 29:16.379
I said she went down
in that crash in Denver.
29:16.909 --> 29:18.309
What crash in Denver?
29:18.778 --> 29:22.948
I'm telling you, people always think
that they remember plane crashes...
29:23.082 --> 29:25.042
...even though they never took place.
29:26.252 --> 29:27.512
But Mom's not dead.
29:27.887 --> 29:30.257
She's in Big Bear.
It's the same thing.
29:33.092 --> 29:36.092
Guess you're feeling better, huh, Dad?
30:54.306 --> 30:56.106
I miss her, Evie.
30:59.044 --> 31:00.514
Mom?
31:01.413 --> 31:03.913
I can't sleep without her.
31:04.083 --> 31:07.883
I miss her just being there and just....
31:08.554 --> 31:11.954
She's sort of....
She's the other half of me.
31:12.091 --> 31:15.421
I mean,
I feel like a guy with one leg.
31:17.096 --> 31:19.636
Yeah, I can't sleep without her.
32:04.977 --> 32:08.247
BIG BEAR LAKE
32:42.381 --> 32:43.741
Eve?
32:44.717 --> 32:46.657
Hey, Mom.
32:47.186 --> 32:49.186
- Hi.
- Are you taller?
32:50.689 --> 32:52.059
I don't think so.
32:53.726 --> 32:56.166
You're prettier than I remember.
32:58.764 --> 33:01.234
Mom, I wanted to ask you
about the roses.
33:01.400 --> 33:06.040
Are you supposed to cut them back
to a three-leaf configuration or a five?
33:07.740 --> 33:10.080
Get some cups here.
33:10.209 --> 33:12.079
In the cabinet.
33:14.313 --> 33:17.643
- Is it locked?
- No, it's open. Right there.
33:18.083 --> 33:20.413
Lemon? Milk with your tea?
33:20.552 --> 33:22.622
I don't care.
33:22.755 --> 33:25.155
Lemon's better for you.
33:25.290 --> 33:27.400
- Okay. Okay.
- Lemon?
33:27.693 --> 33:29.393
All right.
33:34.299 --> 33:36.569
So yeah....
33:36.769 --> 33:41.679
The roses are all leggy and sad.
Dad's not that much of a gardener, really.
33:41.807 --> 33:45.207
It's a five-leaf configuration,
by the way.
33:52.484 --> 33:57.484
Mom, just come home. You have to,
because everything is a mess.
33:57.623 --> 34:01.123
Eve, dear, this is my home.
34:02.361 --> 34:04.821
What? What are you talking about?
This is nowhere.
34:05.197 --> 34:08.497
This is like you're living
with a bunch of squirrels. Come home...
34:08.667 --> 34:12.277
...and visit,
and just come and talk to Dad.
34:12.404 --> 34:15.134
You know, he tried to kill himself.
34:15.441 --> 34:17.241
But he didn't succeed.
34:18.310 --> 34:21.520
No, he took an overdose
of Percodan, Mom.
34:22.247 --> 34:23.287
Your father.
34:26.118 --> 34:28.788
Well, look,
I'm very worried about Maddy.
34:29.321 --> 34:33.091
She's dropped out.
She's living at the beach.
34:33.225 --> 34:36.825
She thinks she's gonna be a rock star,
and she can't even carry a tune.
34:37.162 --> 34:39.362
Let me think how to put this.
34:40.232 --> 34:43.732
Motherhood doesn't turn out
to be a reason.
34:46.338 --> 34:47.378
For what?
34:48.707 --> 34:53.447
What I mean is, I'm not one of those
women who needed to be a mother.
34:54.179 --> 34:58.419
When I was growing up, all the girls
wanted to be, so I thought I did too.
34:58.584 --> 35:01.254
But it didn't take.
35:04.823 --> 35:06.793
Just being honest.
35:09.561 --> 35:10.891
Well....
35:15.267 --> 35:16.667
Thank you.
35:54.673 --> 35:55.773
Dad!
35:57.242 --> 35:59.672
You need anything?
You want something?
35:59.811 --> 36:02.541
- Yeah, drive me around.
- Are you all right? Are you--?
36:02.681 --> 36:05.851
What's wrong?
Did you take some more pills, Dad?
36:06.185 --> 36:10.555
No, I just had a little scotch.
No pills.
36:10.689 --> 36:13.259
I was just kidding around with the pills.
36:13.392 --> 36:16.262
- Kidding around, Dad?
- I didn't mean to take them.
36:16.428 --> 36:18.968
- God.
- Baby?
36:19.565 --> 36:20.865
Drive me.
36:21.934 --> 36:25.334
Well-- Yeah, okay. Whatever.
36:25.470 --> 36:27.380
Where do you wanna go?
36:30.609 --> 36:31.649
Home.
36:35.380 --> 36:37.450
Do you wanna get a tree?
36:37.916 --> 36:38.916
Yes!
36:39.284 --> 36:40.984
- Do you wanna get a Christmas tree?
- Yes.
36:41.486 --> 36:42.656
Okay.
36:44.723 --> 36:46.453
Merry Christmas!
36:49.695 --> 36:51.965
Hey, Dad! Fake snow!
36:52.331 --> 36:55.461
Of course it's fake.
What do you want in L.A.? Real?
36:55.601 --> 36:59.431
We'll get a big one.
A big one, like always!
36:59.571 --> 37:03.741
Dad! How about this one?
Look at this. This is good!
37:03.875 --> 37:07.515
- Bigger! That's a dwarf! It's a runt!
- No. It's not a dwarf. It's good.
37:07.746 --> 37:12.256
- We'll get the King Kong of trees!
- It's really good. Dad?
37:13.018 --> 37:14.488
Dad?
37:16.788 --> 37:17.928
Dad?
37:19.658 --> 37:21.928
- Hey, Dad? Yeah.
- Evie. Evie.
37:22.261 --> 37:24.761
- Look! What about this one?
- This one?
37:24.896 --> 37:28.536
Your mom always said,
"Don't get a big tree."
37:28.667 --> 37:31.437
- Well, the hell with her!
- Yeah, to hell with her.
37:31.570 --> 37:34.410
Attagirl! That's my cookie!
37:34.539 --> 37:36.649
To hell with her!
37:36.775 --> 37:41.015
It's snowing, Evie.
It's gonna be a white Christmas.
37:43.415 --> 37:45.015
Look how beautiful it is!
37:45.350 --> 37:47.890
Oh, thank you, thank you.
37:48.053 --> 37:51.023
Beautiful snow. Thank you.
37:59.698 --> 38:01.438
He's dead.
38:03.568 --> 38:05.308
Hello?
38:05.937 --> 38:08.707
Mom, the door!
38:09.941 --> 38:12.001
Eve, it's Maddy. Open up!
38:17.049 --> 38:19.389
Oh, look at that! Oh, good!
38:19.518 --> 38:21.488
Hey, he loves you. That's so good!
38:21.620 --> 38:24.060
Eve, Eve, meet Buck.
38:24.423 --> 38:27.453
- This is Buck?
- Yeah, isn't he awesome? I know.
38:27.592 --> 38:30.062
Wanna hear the saddest?
He's got Lyme disease.
38:30.395 --> 38:34.095
Probably from all those moose
in Montana. I just got the results.
38:34.966 --> 38:36.506
Where are you going?
38:36.635 --> 38:38.565
- Wait! Where is he going?
- It's okay.
38:38.704 --> 38:40.104
Hey there, doggy!
38:40.439 --> 38:43.409
Look at him! He's gonna eat the couch.
Get him off!
38:43.575 --> 38:45.945
He would never do that.
He's an angel.
38:46.111 --> 38:47.871
He gets these paralyzed attacks.
38:48.046 --> 38:51.686
He has to have four pills a day,
and I'm on the set all day.
38:51.850 --> 38:54.390
Just forget that, Maddy.
I'm not doing that.
38:54.553 --> 38:56.083
- Maddy, no.
- He won't survive!
38:56.621 --> 38:57.751
That better be Georgia.
38:57.923 --> 39:01.723
I've been trying to reach her,
and she never calls me back!
39:02.828 --> 39:03.998
- Hello?
- Eve?
39:04.129 --> 39:06.899
Georgia. Hi. Listen.
39:07.032 --> 39:09.932
This speech,
you've got to do it for me.
39:10.068 --> 39:14.478
You've got to come here
and do it on April 7th. One week.
39:14.606 --> 39:16.376
Well, fine.
39:16.508 --> 39:19.748
- Fine?
- When have I ever let you down?
39:20.645 --> 39:21.675
Thank you.
39:22.814 --> 39:25.584
That's old.
Yeah, Maddy's here.
39:25.751 --> 39:29.051
What? Why is she there so early?
39:29.388 --> 39:32.628
I see. Silence. That means you're gonna
tell me later. I can't wait.
39:32.791 --> 39:33.791
How's Dad?
39:33.925 --> 39:37.465
I spend my life at that hospital,
and he will die asking for you.
39:37.629 --> 39:39.899
Excuse me. Excuse me.
39:40.565 --> 39:44.865
Our father is not dying, Eve.
It's possible our father is never dying.
39:45.003 --> 39:49.643
You need more in your life so you
don't blow things out of proportion.
39:50.075 --> 39:53.775
You are such a hysteric when it comes
to Dad. You've got to get a grip, Eve.
39:53.945 --> 39:55.845
Wait. One more thing before I go.
39:56.081 --> 40:00.181
You know what? I'll send you my banner.
I'm using it for all my speeches now.
40:01.887 --> 40:03.057
Your banner?
40:03.188 --> 40:04.728
She has a banner.
40:05.791 --> 40:07.121
What does it say, "Georgia"?
40:07.492 --> 40:09.722
I'll be in L.A.--
That's enough. Thank you.
40:09.861 --> 40:12.891
Jonathan. I've got it now.
My hair looks really good.
40:13.031 --> 40:16.101
Jesus Christ, he's gotta--
Take a vacation, will you?
40:16.435 --> 40:20.435
I've got this L.A. advertising push,
so I can knock off your little thing too.
40:20.939 --> 40:22.949
I was gonna wiggle out of it.
40:23.108 --> 40:25.678
No, no, no. Don't wiggle out on me!
40:27.813 --> 40:30.043
When are you coming to the hospital?
40:30.449 --> 40:33.459
Jesse, come in here!
It's breakfast time!
40:33.585 --> 40:34.715
Or are you just too busy?
40:35.554 --> 40:37.754
Take it easy, Eve!
My God, you're so edgy.
40:38.457 --> 40:41.227
I'm coming to the hospital
this week at lunch.
40:41.560 --> 40:45.470
I'm coming with my leg in a cast.
Juliana got hit by an Aston Martin.
40:47.666 --> 40:49.066
Fine.
40:53.004 --> 40:54.674
Buck, honey.
40:54.806 --> 40:59.546
Mommy has to leave you with Aunt Eve
because you have to have your pills.
40:59.711 --> 41:01.171
Baby.
41:01.513 --> 41:06.053
Okay, she's a very nice person.
Yeah. There she is.
41:08.253 --> 41:10.523
Georgia's doing you a favor.
41:12.624 --> 41:17.624
No, no, no. Don't cut it down.
Just put it up behind the dais.
41:17.762 --> 41:20.762
Yes. Just stick--
It doesn't matter.
41:20.966 --> 41:22.906
You can't cut it down.
41:23.101 --> 41:25.601
No, I'll be there in exactly--
41:38.116 --> 41:40.186
Come on. Just--
All right. Come on!
41:40.519 --> 41:43.059
Come on, Buck, swallow this!
41:44.589 --> 41:48.929
Come on. Now, you want this pill.
You need it!
41:51.196 --> 41:55.696
Juliana. As I feared,
you have a shattered fibula.
41:55.834 --> 41:57.864
How can you tell he's gay? He is gay.
41:58.036 --> 41:59.036
He's not convincing.
41:59.170 --> 42:02.580
Name one actor on TV
playing a heterosexual that isn't gay.
42:02.707 --> 42:05.047
Walter Cronkite.
42:05.977 --> 42:07.617
Jesse.
42:07.746 --> 42:11.216
Hey, your dad's on the machine.
42:11.750 --> 42:13.190
Look what I built.
42:13.318 --> 42:15.588
Is that actress Doris Day?
42:15.754 --> 42:19.694
Go sit in your special chair.
Back there. Yeah, there you go.
42:19.858 --> 42:21.758
You're in love with him?
42:22.694 --> 42:26.794
How can you be in love with him?
He looks like some sort of a beetle.
42:28.300 --> 42:30.210
Stop it.
He doesn't look like a beetle!
42:30.335 --> 42:33.575
But why can't you just enjoy
something that I'm in?
42:33.705 --> 42:35.105
I was once arrested.
42:36.207 --> 42:39.277
I was in isolation.
42:40.078 --> 42:43.988
As part of the punishment,
they showed your show.
42:46.851 --> 42:48.681
I'll get you so good!
42:52.724 --> 42:54.054
Just eat one!
42:56.094 --> 42:57.194
God!
43:12.744 --> 43:17.284
Well, tell Maddy to get her ass
over to the house and pick up the dog.
43:17.616 --> 43:19.116
What are we? A kennel?
43:19.250 --> 43:22.690
I swear, Joe,
it's like feeding a pill to a whale.
43:23.121 --> 43:25.721
Honey,
this is how this stuff happens, okay?
43:25.857 --> 43:29.157
You have to stop
letting people walk all over you.
43:29.361 --> 43:32.931
Hey. You are a million miles away
in some stupid town...
43:33.098 --> 43:35.768
...talking to people
who mean absolutely nothing to you.
43:35.900 --> 43:38.810
Don't just call and give me orders.
You are not on my side.
43:38.970 --> 43:40.240
You cannot mean that.
43:40.372 --> 43:45.672
I don't know what I mean, all right?
Don't tell me that I do, because I don't!
43:46.711 --> 43:48.841
I don't really want to talk
right now, Joe!
43:49.014 --> 43:50.184
It's Dr. Kelly.
43:52.951 --> 43:53.981
What is it?
43:54.185 --> 43:56.285
Well....
43:56.421 --> 43:58.251
Your father is missing.
43:58.423 --> 44:00.093
Missing?
44:00.992 --> 44:03.122
Well, that's impossible.
44:03.261 --> 44:08.161
He can't walk. He's in a locked ward.
I mean, he must be misplaced.
44:08.299 --> 44:09.439
Nevertheless....
44:09.768 --> 44:13.038
Well, did you check the other rooms?
Did you check the female patients?
44:13.204 --> 44:16.204
Check in the bed
of every single female patient.
44:16.374 --> 44:19.304
You should talk to that nurse
with the curly hair.
44:19.444 --> 44:22.414
Did you talk to Angie
from the Motion Picture Home?
44:22.781 --> 44:25.311
I'm sure we'll turn him up.
Sit tight.
44:25.450 --> 44:26.890
What am I supposed--?
44:55.980 --> 44:58.090
Come on, Daddy!
45:32.517 --> 45:34.957
- Yes.
- We just got a call from Angelo Drive.
45:35.086 --> 45:38.126
Found. Found.
45:49.267 --> 45:51.807
- Is he right in there?
- Yeah, sure, go on in.
45:51.936 --> 45:53.406
Thank you. I'm very sorry.
45:53.538 --> 45:55.478
That's okay.
46:11.289 --> 46:12.829
Evie?
46:14.125 --> 46:16.865
- It's my Evie!
- Hi, Dad.
46:17.495 --> 46:19.395
Come over here, Evie.
46:20.431 --> 46:26.171
I can't get up. I got myself in here,
and now I can't get up.
46:27.872 --> 46:29.132
How did you get here?
46:29.274 --> 46:32.274
Taxi. Best way to travel.
Don't forget that.
46:32.410 --> 46:34.950
All right. I'll try not to.
46:35.079 --> 46:37.389
What's that over there?
46:38.383 --> 46:41.213
It looks like some ginger
in a large vase.
46:41.386 --> 46:44.056
Maybe they like that kind of thing.
46:44.189 --> 46:45.589
Who?
46:46.591 --> 46:48.951
The people that live
in our house now, Dad.
46:54.499 --> 46:58.539
You know, sometimes
I don't recognize my own hands.
47:14.052 --> 47:16.952
- Did you call Georgia?
- Yes.
47:17.555 --> 47:19.895
Yes. She's very worried.
47:20.024 --> 47:22.324
- How about Maddy?
- Her too.
47:24.329 --> 47:25.969
Call her.
47:27.098 --> 47:28.368
Who?
47:29.200 --> 47:31.370
She doesn't know I'm here.
Tell her to come.
47:33.871 --> 47:36.541
- Who? Mom?
- Yeah.
47:37.942 --> 47:39.172
- No, Dad.
- Come on.
47:39.310 --> 47:42.650
- No, Dad. I'm not gonna do that.
- I just gotta speak to her.
47:43.014 --> 47:44.514
- I'm not going to do that.
- Why not?
47:44.649 --> 47:47.059
You don't have any clarity
when it comes to her.
47:47.218 --> 47:49.318
- What?
- You can't ask me to do that.
47:49.454 --> 47:51.124
I'm asking you as a favor!
47:51.289 --> 47:52.289
She doesn't like us.
47:52.423 --> 47:55.653
You locked me up because of Jesse,
didn't you?
47:56.027 --> 47:59.567
- Jesse? Dad?
- You put me in jail because of Jesse!
47:59.897 --> 48:01.367
Jesse?
48:02.300 --> 48:04.340
We'll make the big room into a bedroom.
48:04.469 --> 48:06.139
halloween 1993
48:06.271 --> 48:10.041
This whole thing is like a dream.
Joe getting his own program on KCLU.
48:10.174 --> 48:13.114
Hello, Jesse! Come here, buddy.
48:13.278 --> 48:15.648
Come here, birthday boy.
48:17.548 --> 48:20.988
- Look! Here's your first present.
- Thank you.
48:21.119 --> 48:23.429
- You're welcome.
- You have a phone!
48:23.554 --> 48:26.224
You know, we have to go up here
because guess what?
48:26.357 --> 48:28.657
Your daddy's got your costume ready.
48:28.993 --> 48:31.963
Hello, this is Jesse Marks speaking.
48:32.130 --> 48:34.300
Are you gonna be a clown?
48:36.167 --> 48:38.967
So, Eve,
I've decided to become an actress.
48:39.103 --> 48:40.273
Aren't you too old?
48:40.438 --> 48:43.078
- How can you say that?
- Maddy, you're almost 29.
48:43.207 --> 48:45.507
Even our Georgia wrote that article:
48:45.643 --> 48:48.373
"Five Careers You Can't Have After 40,
Five You Can."
48:48.546 --> 48:49.646
Actress is a "can't."
48:49.981 --> 48:51.511
Like I read Vogue.
48:51.649 --> 48:55.119
No wonder they're firing her
if she's running articles like that.
48:55.253 --> 48:57.683
They're firing her?
What are you saying?
48:58.056 --> 49:02.056
Carlo knows this fashion photographer,
and he said ad revenue is way down.
49:02.260 --> 49:03.370
Who's Carlo?
49:04.195 --> 49:08.135
Someone who happens to be important
to me. Anyway, he said she's history.
49:08.299 --> 49:11.469
That is terrible.
I really feel bad for her.
49:12.236 --> 49:13.706
Yeah, no, me too.
49:14.072 --> 49:16.442
Georgia. Fired.
49:16.607 --> 49:19.077
Yeah. She'll be devastated.
49:19.711 --> 49:22.971
- Does she know?
- I don't know. Should we tell her?
49:24.482 --> 49:26.712
I don't know.
Is that bad, coming from us?
49:27.085 --> 49:29.515
- I'm not telling her.
- You should tell her.
49:29.654 --> 49:32.554
Why do I have to do everything?
I'm not gonna do that.
49:32.690 --> 49:36.630
This is like the 10th call this week.
Hi, Dad.
49:38.162 --> 49:39.562
It's her!
49:39.697 --> 49:43.637
Yeah, hi. How are you?
49:44.235 --> 49:45.765
I have some news.
49:48.506 --> 49:50.276
- I think it happened.
- They fired her?
49:50.441 --> 49:53.211
- What?
- Are you sitting down?
49:53.711 --> 49:56.741
Guess what?
I am starting my own magazine.
49:57.115 --> 49:58.785
- What?
- Oh, my God!
49:59.250 --> 50:01.290
- She was fired.
- How is this possible?
50:01.519 --> 50:05.029
And guess what I'm calling it. Okay.
50:05.356 --> 50:06.356
Georgia.
50:06.524 --> 50:07.754
Really.
50:08.226 --> 50:10.066
Didn't I tell you?
50:11.596 --> 50:14.336
- So she was fired. Okay.
- Well, probably.
50:14.465 --> 50:16.135
Let's just be happy for her. Okay?
50:16.267 --> 50:19.037
We didn't really want her
out on the street or anything.
50:19.203 --> 50:20.503
Did we?
50:21.272 --> 50:23.602
She's gonna be more famous than ever.
50:23.741 --> 50:26.641
- Thank God I'm changing my last name.
- Oh, yeah?
50:26.778 --> 50:27.818
To what?
50:28.146 --> 50:32.416
Moore. Madeline Moore.
"I'm Madeline Moore, hi."
50:33.584 --> 50:34.784
You don't hate her though?
50:35.620 --> 50:38.760
The week her stuffing recipe came out
in The New York Times...
50:39.090 --> 50:42.460
...even my bank teller was like,
"Are you related to her?"
50:42.593 --> 50:45.523
She doesn't even cook.
Where did she get that recipe from?
50:45.830 --> 50:47.070
It was mine.
50:47.532 --> 50:49.292
No.
50:49.434 --> 50:51.464
That's the most horrible thing
I've heard of.
50:51.636 --> 50:53.776
It is, isn't it? Bitch.
50:54.105 --> 50:56.205
- That's good. That's healthy.
- Bitch.
50:56.340 --> 50:58.480
- That is so healthy for you to say that.
- Bitch.
50:58.643 --> 51:00.443
Good. I hope you blew up at her.
51:00.578 --> 51:01.778
Well, no.
51:02.113 --> 51:03.613
You let her get away with anything.
51:03.748 --> 51:07.488
I can't get mad at Georgia.
She's the only mother I've got.
51:07.718 --> 51:10.458
That's pathetic. God.
51:11.088 --> 51:13.088
All right. This is the way I see it.
51:13.224 --> 51:17.694
It's like we're on this racetrack, and she's
a Lamborghini and we're all Hondas.
51:17.862 --> 51:22.462
Even though we're these really great
cars, and we get really high mileage...
51:22.600 --> 51:26.680
...anybody with any brains would rather
have a Honda than a Lamborghini.
51:26.804 --> 51:30.244
Well, the point is,
no matter how fast we go...
51:30.374 --> 51:33.314
...she keeps whipping around that track
faster and faster.
51:33.444 --> 51:34.874
Okay, I am not a Honda.
51:35.213 --> 51:37.113
It's just a metaphor.
51:37.281 --> 51:40.351
Well, you can feel about her
however you want...
51:40.485 --> 51:43.625
...but I'm not going through life
thinking I'm a jalopy.
51:43.855 --> 51:47.425
You're not a jalopy. I wouldn't be caught
dead driving one either.
51:48.693 --> 51:50.763
- "They get high mileage!"
- It's a metaphor!
51:50.895 --> 51:53.535
- It's a stupid metaphor!
- Well, I take it back!
51:53.664 --> 51:58.634
If you weren't the only mother I've got,
I'd be really mad at you for that metaphor.
51:58.769 --> 52:00.779
I take it back.
52:02.740 --> 52:04.650
And I need you too.
52:07.745 --> 52:10.245
- Hondas get really good trade-in.
- Do they?
52:10.381 --> 52:13.651
- I got chocolate all over your shirt. Yeah.
- Really?
52:34.305 --> 52:35.835
Wait! The hat, the hat!
52:36.173 --> 52:37.943
Ready, steady.
52:42.179 --> 52:44.349
Look at your daddy!
Show how old you are!
52:44.515 --> 52:45.545
Five years old!
52:46.284 --> 52:47.914
Evie!
52:48.252 --> 52:50.352
- You did great! That was good.
- Evie.
52:51.255 --> 52:52.325
Evie!
52:53.791 --> 52:56.521
Where the hell am I? Tijuana?
52:57.428 --> 52:59.938
Hey, what are these midgets doing here?
53:01.465 --> 53:03.405
Evie! What?
53:05.636 --> 53:07.376
Get out of my way!
53:07.939 --> 53:10.809
What is this?
A convention of midgets?
53:11.275 --> 53:14.475
Trick or treat, it's very sweet.
42nd Street.
53:14.612 --> 53:16.512
- I've seen him worse.
- Worse than this?
53:16.681 --> 53:18.741
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, hi. I know you.
53:18.883 --> 53:22.383
- Miss Mouse, right? Miss Mousy.
- Dad?
53:22.520 --> 53:25.430
- Oh, boy. Miss Mousy.
- Why don't we go into the other room?
53:25.590 --> 53:27.930
I ran away from Cleo.
53:28.693 --> 53:30.663
- Lou, come with me.
- You know what I mean?
53:30.928 --> 53:32.528
Let's just go into the kitchen.
53:32.663 --> 53:35.493
I don't want to go to--
You go to the kitchen!
53:35.666 --> 53:36.906
- Get out!
- Hey, hey, hey.
53:38.603 --> 53:39.903
Lou, you're coming with me.
53:41.305 --> 53:42.375
Let go of me!
53:43.341 --> 53:44.971
Lou? Lou. You're coming with me now.
53:45.343 --> 53:48.373
My cake, Mommy. My cake!
53:48.512 --> 53:50.812
- Here, here. Come here.
- Evie.
53:51.649 --> 53:54.289
Come here. Come here.
53:55.686 --> 53:57.426
Oh, no, no.
53:57.622 --> 53:59.752
No, no, no. Please stay.
54:02.526 --> 54:03.996
It's Jesse's birthday.
54:05.663 --> 54:08.393
Jesse, you go with your Aunt Maddy.
Just take over.
54:08.532 --> 54:10.732
Help her hand out those party favors.
54:10.901 --> 54:12.661
My dad.
54:13.904 --> 54:17.944
Who wants a party favor? Come on,
Jesse. Let's see what we got.
54:18.943 --> 54:20.473
Come on, come on.
54:21.278 --> 54:24.318
- Give me a drink.
- I'm not doing that, so forget it.
54:24.448 --> 54:27.758
- I'll make him some coffee.
- Cleo, answer the phone!
54:27.918 --> 54:30.288
Who is Cleo?
54:30.588 --> 54:31.788
Dad...
54:31.922 --> 54:35.992
...this is my home, all right?
You just can't come into my home--!
54:36.360 --> 54:39.030
Cleo, answer the goddamn phone!
54:39.397 --> 54:41.867
Lou, why don't you try
the call later on, okay?
54:43.067 --> 54:44.967
I know you.
54:45.302 --> 54:50.002
You'd like to screw the little Miss Mousy,
wouldn't you?
54:50.341 --> 54:52.401
- Get out.
- I know what you're thinking.
54:52.610 --> 54:54.520
Get out!
54:54.679 --> 54:57.489
What are you talking about, "Get out"?
54:57.682 --> 55:00.452
A father comes to visit his daughter.
"Get out."
55:01.018 --> 55:04.458
Your mother was right about you.
"Throw that one back."
55:05.556 --> 55:06.586
What?
55:06.757 --> 55:10.827
That's what she said. She took one look.
"Throw that one back."
55:11.696 --> 55:15.466
She was right about you:
"Throw that one out!"
55:15.599 --> 55:17.809
"Dump the creep." You bastard!
55:17.968 --> 55:20.608
Just get out!
Just get out, you bastard!
55:20.738 --> 55:23.648
You're just awful!
Hateful bastard! Get out!
55:23.774 --> 55:24.974
How could he say that?
55:27.044 --> 55:28.344
Thank you very much.
55:28.713 --> 55:29.913
It's okay, baby.
55:30.715 --> 55:33.785
Thank you, wonderful daughter.
55:40.024 --> 55:44.124
"Bastard." Thank you very much.
55:48.099 --> 55:50.809
Thank you very much!
56:01.846 --> 56:02.946
What happened?
56:05.549 --> 56:07.119
What did Dad do?
56:07.451 --> 56:09.411
What did he do?
56:09.854 --> 56:11.684
Did you see him?
56:11.822 --> 56:15.022
He's a drunk, Maddy! Damn it!
56:15.392 --> 56:17.122
He's just-- He's out there.
56:17.461 --> 56:21.061
He's living a crazy, sick, demented life.
56:27.138 --> 56:30.748
He's never setting foot
in this house again. Is that clear?
56:30.875 --> 56:32.005
Ever.
56:41.152 --> 56:42.552
Oh, God.
56:44.088 --> 56:45.088
Here.
56:46.090 --> 56:49.760
I just feel awful.
56:55.633 --> 56:58.763
Cleo, answer the goddamn phone!
56:58.936 --> 57:02.506
Cleo, answer the goddamn phone!
57:02.706 --> 57:04.776
- A mini-stroke.
- What?
57:04.942 --> 57:08.142
- Dr. Kelly swears he's gonna recover.
- Well, that's good news.
57:08.512 --> 57:11.512
- Dad wants me to call Mom, and I....
- Okay--
57:11.649 --> 57:13.659
I just can't. I won't--
57:13.818 --> 57:16.488
Now, please, calm-- You'll be all right.
57:16.620 --> 57:18.560
- What? What's the matter?
- Omar.
57:18.689 --> 57:19.689
Omar who?
57:19.824 --> 57:23.824
He's just a doctor
who's gonna slap me with a gigantic bill.
57:23.961 --> 57:27.031
That's why you have to force Dad
to sign a blank check.
57:27.164 --> 57:28.594
What?
57:28.732 --> 57:33.032
If he has a maxi-stroke, we can get
everything out of his bank account.
57:33.170 --> 57:35.210
Eve, he could need
round-the-clock care.
57:35.573 --> 57:40.003
I just can't deal with this right now.
Call me later, sweets. Bye.
57:50.588 --> 57:53.128
Hello, coffee machine.
58:03.734 --> 58:04.834
Come on.
58:06.971 --> 58:10.771
Oh, come on! Come on! Just work!
58:10.908 --> 58:13.618
Something just has to goddamn work!
58:13.777 --> 58:17.217
What are you doing?
Crashing, banging all the time. See this?
58:17.548 --> 58:22.058
This is a coffee machine in a hospital,
and it doesn't work.
58:22.219 --> 58:26.659
The people who come here need to have
some coffee when they're waiting.
58:26.957 --> 58:28.597
You are still at large.
58:28.726 --> 58:30.926
- My God.
- I'm very sorry.
58:31.061 --> 58:32.961
It's nice to see you.
58:36.100 --> 58:37.970
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
58:38.102 --> 58:40.002
My father had a mini-stroke.
58:40.137 --> 58:42.277
I'm very sorry to hear that.
But you have--
58:42.606 --> 58:44.106
Excuse me.
58:44.308 --> 58:47.318
- What do you want?
- Yes, hello? Hi, Kim. What's wrong now?
58:47.678 --> 58:50.118
Don't ask me.
I'm returning your call. Hello?
58:50.281 --> 58:52.311
- Oh, I called you?
- Yes, you called me.
58:52.683 --> 58:54.783
I'll probably be here for a while...
58:54.952 --> 58:59.282
...so would you please make sure
to pick up Jesse from the school...
58:59.623 --> 59:03.023
...give him his snack, do not forget.
Did you call the Nixon Library?
59:03.160 --> 59:04.600
Why would I do that?
59:04.728 --> 59:08.068
Why?
Because the party is tomorrow, Kim.
59:08.232 --> 59:11.332
And call Georgia
and make sure she's got her plane ticket.
59:11.669 --> 59:13.879
God! Unbelievable person!
59:14.038 --> 59:16.308
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
59:16.640 --> 59:20.010
Thank you.
Did you decide about the car?
59:20.144 --> 59:21.174
- Yes.
- Yeah?
59:21.312 --> 59:23.742
- Very expensive.
- Very expensive?
59:23.881 --> 59:26.741
Well, you don't have to tell
my insurance company.
59:26.884 --> 59:29.914
Maybe you have to tell
the insurance company.
59:30.087 --> 59:32.757
Mercedes mechanic very honest but--
59:32.890 --> 59:34.660
Very honest. I'm sure about that.
59:34.825 --> 59:36.825
Tomorrow he's going to give me the....
59:36.994 --> 59:39.064
What do you call it?
59:39.196 --> 59:41.296
- Estimates.
- Right.
59:41.632 --> 59:44.662
I can't believe I remembered that word.
I can't believe it.
59:44.802 --> 59:49.172
I can't remember the name of this blond,
bland actress from the '50s...
59:49.306 --> 59:53.006
...who was short and always suffering.
Is that a normal thing?
59:53.143 --> 59:56.043
A little bit of forgetting is nothing.
59:56.180 --> 59:57.720
When you are upset, it's--
59:57.848 --> 01:00:00.188
Oh, wait, hold on. Excuse me.
Sorry. Yes?
01:00:00.317 --> 01:00:03.357
- Hello?
- Her plane tickets didn't arrive.
01:00:03.687 --> 01:00:07.897
Well, then, Kim, will you call Fed-Ex!
01:00:08.025 --> 01:00:10.155
God!
01:00:11.762 --> 01:00:13.762
God!
01:00:14.798 --> 01:00:16.368
Where is your husband?
01:00:16.700 --> 01:00:20.240
He's in South Dakota,
where they have beautiful sunsets.
01:00:21.372 --> 01:00:23.032
You need a prescription.
01:00:23.207 --> 01:00:25.747
For what?
What do I need a prescription for?
01:00:25.876 --> 01:00:27.846
I'm gonna tell you.
01:00:27.978 --> 01:00:30.388
It's very nearby. You're in luck.
01:00:31.348 --> 01:00:33.658
Thank you. It was nice to see you.
01:00:33.917 --> 01:00:35.687
Man!
01:00:38.422 --> 01:00:40.992
Olivia de Havilland. Was it?
01:00:41.158 --> 01:00:43.728
- No.
- Kim Novak?
01:00:44.928 --> 01:00:46.898
Dad? Hi.
01:00:47.031 --> 01:00:48.231
Hi.
01:00:48.365 --> 01:00:50.905
Okay, so, what?
01:00:51.035 --> 01:00:56.235
Dad, Georgia thinks
that you should sign a blank check...
01:00:56.373 --> 01:00:58.243
- ...in case we need some money.
- Georgia?
01:00:58.375 --> 01:01:00.145
She needs dough?
01:01:00.277 --> 01:01:02.717
No. She thinks
that you should sign a blank check.
01:01:02.846 --> 01:01:05.046
She broke?
01:01:05.883 --> 01:01:07.083
No, Dad.
01:01:07.217 --> 01:01:09.957
She just thinks
that you should sign this check.
01:01:10.120 --> 01:01:12.160
Seems to go against...
01:01:12.289 --> 01:01:16.059
- ...all the rules of civilized existence.
- No, Dad.
01:01:17.127 --> 01:01:20.937
She thinks, in case we need to get money
out of your account to hire--
01:01:21.065 --> 01:01:22.695
- For who?
- For you.
01:01:22.866 --> 01:01:25.006
We don't have to make out
a blank check.
01:01:25.169 --> 01:01:29.039
We'll make out a check for whatever
purposes we need a check for.
01:01:29.206 --> 01:01:31.906
It makes it much easier for us
if you would sign--
01:01:32.042 --> 01:01:35.442
Dad, take this pen. Just take the pen
and sign your name right here.
01:01:35.779 --> 01:01:38.449
I'm not gonna sign my name
on a blank check.
01:01:38.816 --> 01:01:42.856
- Sign the check, please!
- Is that Eve Marks?
01:01:43.721 --> 01:01:46.021
I am Ogmed Kunundar.
01:01:46.156 --> 01:01:48.456
- Who?
- Omar's mother.
01:01:49.259 --> 01:01:50.299
Hi.
01:01:50.427 --> 01:01:54.397
Omar says you do not have an arm
or a shoulder for leaning on.
01:01:54.765 --> 01:01:56.895
I don't. I don't, no.
01:01:57.034 --> 01:01:59.134
- I am here.
- Hi.
01:02:00.070 --> 01:02:01.280
How are you today?
01:02:01.872 --> 01:02:03.842
- Patsy?
- No.
01:02:04.007 --> 01:02:05.207
Not Mom.
01:02:05.342 --> 01:02:06.842
You're wearing a wig?
01:02:07.010 --> 01:02:10.920
No, Dad. This is not Mom.
It's Ogmed Kunundar.
01:02:11.048 --> 01:02:13.918
Then do me a favor.
Piss off, will you?
01:02:14.084 --> 01:02:17.754
- Get out of here with that ill-fitting wig!
- Dad?
01:02:18.222 --> 01:02:19.222
Piss off, will you?
01:02:19.389 --> 01:02:22.099
I'm really-- I'm very, very sorry.
I apologize.
01:02:22.226 --> 01:02:27.336
You want to go get some coffee
or tea or something? Excuse us.
01:02:27.464 --> 01:02:29.334
It's the first rule in business:
01:02:29.466 --> 01:02:32.936
Never sign a blank check,
because you'll wind up...
01:02:33.070 --> 01:02:37.150
...in the you-know-where.
In the old craperooney.
01:02:39.843 --> 01:02:42.973
- How about here?
- That's great. Yeah, sure.
01:02:43.147 --> 01:02:45.847
I'm very sorry about my father.
01:02:45.983 --> 01:02:47.413
You know what I see?
01:02:47.551 --> 01:02:49.411
I see your father.
01:02:49.787 --> 01:02:52.227
He is an uproar man,
just like Ayatollah...
01:02:52.356 --> 01:02:54.926
...and that is why I leave Persia.
01:02:55.058 --> 01:02:59.528
The Ayatollah, he is never happy
unless everyone is upset all the time.
01:02:59.863 --> 01:03:03.463
Your father,
he has a bad case of uproar.
01:03:03.801 --> 01:03:06.361
But not so bad as the Ayatollah.
01:03:14.344 --> 01:03:17.384
Sorry. It's just--
01:03:17.514 --> 01:03:20.144
He's always been such a nightmare.
01:03:21.351 --> 01:03:23.381
You love your father very much.
01:03:23.520 --> 01:03:25.160
Oh, I do?
01:03:25.556 --> 01:03:30.456
I don't know how I could.
How could I possibly love this nutcase?
01:03:31.862 --> 01:03:35.132
Now he's dying, and I'm stuck with him.
I'm stuck with him.
01:03:35.265 --> 01:03:39.465
This mess is my father forever and ever?
01:03:40.204 --> 01:03:43.134
He'll never clean up his act.
He'll never get it together.
01:03:43.273 --> 01:03:47.043
He's never gonna give me wisdom.
01:03:47.911 --> 01:03:49.571
Comfort.
01:03:51.481 --> 01:03:53.511
And he wants something from me.
01:03:53.851 --> 01:03:55.351
Yeah.
01:03:55.485 --> 01:03:57.325
He wants me to call my mother.
01:03:58.121 --> 01:04:00.351
And she's gonna refuse to come.
01:04:01.258 --> 01:04:03.228
And he knows it.
01:04:03.994 --> 01:04:07.594
He knows it. I swear,
somewhere in there, he knows it...
01:04:07.931 --> 01:04:11.101
...and it's gonna break his heart anyway.
01:04:13.170 --> 01:04:15.880
And I don't want to do it.
01:04:16.573 --> 01:04:19.943
I don't want to do it. I can't.
01:04:20.244 --> 01:04:23.074
I just can't.
01:04:25.182 --> 01:04:27.912
We must make two toasts.
01:04:32.890 --> 01:04:34.360
To your bravery.
01:04:34.524 --> 01:04:36.154
To my bravery.
01:04:38.362 --> 01:04:39.522
And to your grief.
01:04:41.231 --> 01:04:43.291
To my grief.
01:05:02.519 --> 01:05:05.089
Omar. His machine.
01:05:05.322 --> 01:05:07.052
Omar, this is your mother.
01:05:07.224 --> 01:05:12.064
I am here with Eve. She has too many
worries. She should not have to pay.
01:05:12.229 --> 01:05:15.669
One ovary will pay for three cars,
and that will be the end of it.
01:05:16.333 --> 01:05:19.403
Oh, you don't have to do that.
That accident was my fault.
01:05:19.536 --> 01:05:22.036
Fault is never the point.
01:05:25.175 --> 01:05:27.645
You are a very warm person.
01:05:28.512 --> 01:05:31.242
What makes me think
you got this warmth from your father?
01:05:34.351 --> 01:05:36.481
I don't know what to do.
01:05:36.620 --> 01:05:39.490
What do you think I should do?
What should I do?
01:05:40.424 --> 01:05:41.994
Would you press "end"?
01:05:42.125 --> 01:05:45.195
I never could seem to find the "end."
01:05:46.263 --> 01:05:50.633
You know,
sometimes it is necessary to disconnect.
01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:03.549
Dad?
01:06:04.147 --> 01:06:06.117
About Mom....
01:06:07.317 --> 01:06:09.987
There was an earthquake.
01:06:10.120 --> 01:06:11.760
A big one.
01:06:13.190 --> 01:06:14.400
In Big Bear.
01:06:14.524 --> 01:06:16.994
A nine-point...
01:06:18.095 --> 01:06:19.565
...eleven...
01:06:19.997 --> 01:06:22.197
...on the Richter scale.
01:06:22.666 --> 01:06:26.106
And the house that she lived in...
01:06:26.403 --> 01:06:29.203
...wasn't really very strong.
01:06:30.340 --> 01:06:33.110
Especially the doorways.
01:06:33.243 --> 01:06:37.213
And you know how you're always
supposed to stand in the doorways.
01:06:38.682 --> 01:06:40.282
Dead?
01:06:52.329 --> 01:06:54.469
I won.
01:06:58.068 --> 01:06:59.608
Yes.
01:07:00.203 --> 01:07:02.433
Yes, you did.
01:07:19.723 --> 01:07:21.353
Hey, Jesse.
01:07:21.558 --> 01:07:22.728
I'm home.
01:07:23.060 --> 01:07:24.770
Hi, Mom.
01:07:39.276 --> 01:07:41.376
Eve, dear, it's Madge.
01:07:41.511 --> 01:07:45.411
Regarding the party tomorrow,
how about having name tags?
01:07:45.549 --> 01:07:48.259
There are only
about 500 women coming.
01:07:48.385 --> 01:07:50.285
I thought if you got up early, you'd--
01:07:50.454 --> 01:07:51.624
Do you do calligraphy?
01:07:55.459 --> 01:07:58.329
There. Good dog!
01:09:00.390 --> 01:09:03.400
Eve, do you think we made a mistake,
not having nametags?
01:09:03.560 --> 01:09:08.240
Because there's just never a moment,
then, that you can't remember a name.
01:09:08.365 --> 01:09:10.295
It's just that that would be amazing.
01:09:10.433 --> 01:09:12.863
I hope that Georgia's plane landed.
01:09:13.203 --> 01:09:14.533
I think it should have.
01:09:14.671 --> 01:09:19.401
I can't remember which flight she was on,
if it was 845, 854...
01:09:19.576 --> 01:09:20.706
...but I wouldn't worry.
01:09:20.877 --> 01:09:24.587
Oh, my God, it's Georgia!
Thank you so much.
01:09:28.351 --> 01:09:29.951
It's Georgia!
01:09:31.588 --> 01:09:32.888
It's Georgia.
01:09:33.623 --> 01:09:34.693
There she is!
01:09:36.960 --> 01:09:37.970
Oh, honey!
01:09:40.897 --> 01:09:42.897
When did everybody start kissing air?
It's--
01:09:43.233 --> 01:09:44.963
Affected. I know. Look at this!
01:09:45.302 --> 01:09:46.432
Hot off the press!
01:09:48.438 --> 01:09:50.208
Oh, it's so beautiful!
01:09:50.574 --> 01:09:53.644
- Madge Turner. I'm head of it all.
- Hello, Madge!
01:09:53.777 --> 01:09:56.447
I'm Martin. I'll be your liaison.
01:09:56.846 --> 01:09:59.546
I don't want any more lights.
01:09:59.716 --> 01:10:02.716
Georgia. Georgia!
01:10:02.886 --> 01:10:04.956
- Georgia.
- I hope you'll sign the cover!
01:10:05.689 --> 01:10:08.929
And we would love for you
to write an article for our newsletter.
01:10:15.966 --> 01:10:18.866
Let me just talk to Georgia
just for a second.
01:10:19.002 --> 01:10:21.402
Look at you. Aren't you gorgeous?
01:10:21.538 --> 01:10:23.778
- Did you get the banner?
- It's behind the podium.
01:10:23.940 --> 01:10:26.650
Thank God. You're so brilliant.
How's Daddy?
01:10:26.810 --> 01:10:28.250
He could go at any minute.
01:10:28.411 --> 01:10:31.881
- Don't tug at your face.
- I'm not tugging, I'm mushing.
01:10:32.015 --> 01:10:34.955
You cannot do that.
You know your face is falling, Eve.
01:10:35.318 --> 01:10:37.658
And your nose never stops growing.
01:10:37.787 --> 01:10:41.427
My nose and my ears.
You always tell me. I know.
01:10:41.591 --> 01:10:43.351
No, but I can look short.
01:10:43.493 --> 01:10:45.023
I gotta go.
01:10:46.029 --> 01:10:47.839
We need to get going, Georgia.
01:10:47.998 --> 01:10:51.038
Several VIPs are waiting
for a photo with you.
01:10:53.803 --> 01:10:55.833
Thank you so much. That's enough.
01:10:56.006 --> 01:10:58.646
No, really. Stop!
01:10:59.576 --> 01:11:01.776
Thank you so much.
I'm sort of embarrassed.
01:11:01.911 --> 01:11:03.871
Look at this.
01:11:04.447 --> 01:11:06.887
What a surprise!
01:11:07.350 --> 01:11:09.590
Thank you!
01:11:09.753 --> 01:11:13.583
It's so nice to be back
in Los Angeles again.
01:11:14.591 --> 01:11:16.821
All right, that's enough.
Thank you. Stop.
01:11:16.960 --> 01:11:20.770
Really, you have to stop. Thanks.
All right, anyway....
01:11:22.465 --> 01:11:24.605
I'm so excited to be here.
01:11:24.734 --> 01:11:28.474
I was on the plane going over my speech,
the speech I always give...
01:11:28.605 --> 01:11:32.645
...and of course I talk about Georgia,
my magazine...
01:11:32.776 --> 01:11:36.676
...which is about to celebrate
its fifth anniversary.
01:11:36.813 --> 01:11:37.883
Can you believe that?
01:11:40.884 --> 01:11:44.354
I was going to talk about
the issue of face-lifts:
01:11:44.487 --> 01:11:45.927
To do or not to do.
01:11:47.057 --> 01:11:48.557
About aging.
01:11:48.958 --> 01:11:51.328
About the fact that it's okay to age...
01:11:51.461 --> 01:11:53.621
...but, of course, I don't really believe that.
01:11:54.664 --> 01:11:57.964
Anyway, I was sitting on the plane...
01:11:58.101 --> 01:12:00.901
...and I realized
I didn't want to talk about any of that...
01:12:01.071 --> 01:12:04.371
...because something
very important is happening.
01:12:06.009 --> 01:12:08.449
And that's what I wanna talk about.
01:12:13.416 --> 01:12:15.916
My father is in the hospital.
01:12:17.887 --> 01:12:19.757
My father...
01:12:20.957 --> 01:12:24.767
...is dying. This has been
the hardest challenge of my life:
01:12:24.894 --> 01:12:30.764
To put out the fifth-anniversary edition
while my father's life is slipping away.
01:12:30.900 --> 01:12:35.680
Any of you who have lost a parent
knows how wrenching it is...
01:12:35.805 --> 01:12:39.745
...to see your mother
or your father's life ebb.
01:12:41.378 --> 01:12:42.948
Excuse me.
01:12:44.414 --> 01:12:46.144
This is so embarrassing for me.
01:12:46.683 --> 01:12:50.513
But as upset as I was...
01:12:50.653 --> 01:12:53.823
...I forged on because I knew that...
01:12:53.957 --> 01:12:57.897
...that is what my father
would want me to do.
01:12:58.061 --> 01:13:02.061
Incredible.
We spend our lives at that hospital.
01:13:02.399 --> 01:13:03.939
We?
01:13:04.667 --> 01:13:07.407
- -of the daddy that I love.
01:13:09.506 --> 01:13:13.706
As we embark on the new millennium
we must ask ourselves this:
01:13:13.843 --> 01:13:17.543
How can we be there for our parents
as they were there for us?
01:13:17.680 --> 01:13:19.890
This is what I call the "Next Hurdle":
01:13:20.116 --> 01:13:25.156
Dealing with the death of our parents
while confronting our own mortality.
01:13:25.488 --> 01:13:29.058
And I promise you,
each and every one of you...
01:13:29.192 --> 01:13:31.922
...that Georgia the magazine
and Georgia the person...
01:13:32.061 --> 01:13:35.791
...will help you deal with this
every step of the way.
01:13:36.065 --> 01:13:37.535
Thank you.
01:13:37.967 --> 01:13:40.767
Thank you so much. Thank you.
01:13:41.171 --> 01:13:43.071
Thank you so much.
01:13:43.973 --> 01:13:45.903
She's wonderful.
01:13:46.810 --> 01:13:48.080
Oh, come on!
01:13:48.511 --> 01:13:50.571
Absolutely incredible.
01:13:51.915 --> 01:13:53.115
Thank you!
01:13:56.019 --> 01:13:58.489
We'll do this together!
01:13:59.622 --> 01:14:02.022
You're all sweet. I love you.
01:14:02.192 --> 01:14:07.522
For anyone interested, I'll be signing
autographs in the Pat Nixon suite.
01:14:09.232 --> 01:14:12.762
I think you want to talk to Madge Turner.
01:14:12.902 --> 01:14:15.472
Well, that was a success.
01:14:17.207 --> 01:14:18.207
Something wrong?
01:14:18.875 --> 01:14:20.745
- I can't believe what you did.
- What?
01:14:20.877 --> 01:14:22.647
And you always do it.
01:14:22.779 --> 01:14:26.589
You take my life, and you use it.
I'm the one who's been here, not you.
01:14:26.716 --> 01:14:30.016
Well, wait a minute.
When did I take your life and use it?
01:14:30.186 --> 01:14:32.726
The stuffing recipe.
01:14:33.089 --> 01:14:37.029
Wait a second. What stuffing recipe?
I don't even make stuffing.
01:14:37.193 --> 01:14:39.923
I invented a stuffing recipe
with apples and apricots...
01:14:40.063 --> 01:14:42.233
...and you gave it
to The New York Times.
01:14:42.565 --> 01:14:44.195
- Yes, well, didn't I ask?
- No.
01:14:44.534 --> 01:14:46.704
No, you didn't ask,
and you haven't helped.
01:14:47.003 --> 01:14:49.203
Where are you going?
Just wait a second!
01:14:49.539 --> 01:14:53.849
How many times have I asked for
the tiniest mention in your magazine?
01:14:53.977 --> 01:14:57.847
What does that have to do with anything?
Just stay on the subject!
01:14:57.981 --> 01:15:01.181
So you can yell at me,
but you can't yell at her?
01:15:01.551 --> 01:15:04.681
Okay, okay. Gee whiz.
I will put you in the magazine.
01:15:04.821 --> 01:15:07.251
Don't you dare.
That is so manipulative.
01:15:07.624 --> 01:15:12.064
So manipulative! I have been the one
dealing with Dad. Not you!
01:15:12.195 --> 01:15:16.265
You order me to get him to sign
a blank check, talk to a real doctor--
01:15:16.599 --> 01:15:21.309
And I understand how important it is
to make the world safe for liposuction!
01:15:21.638 --> 01:15:24.878
But I just wanna say I am sick of it!
01:15:26.209 --> 01:15:28.949
I mean, wait a second, Eve!
01:15:29.879 --> 01:15:31.719
I admit that I haven't been there.
01:15:31.848 --> 01:15:33.188
You admit it?
01:15:33.316 --> 01:15:37.086
- I took calls from him all those years.
- You did not. Your assistant did!
01:15:37.220 --> 01:15:40.690
- I told you, you need an assistant.
- I have an assistant!
01:15:40.823 --> 01:15:42.853
That's not what we call an assistant.
01:15:42.992 --> 01:15:45.762
- He needed me.
- And you just goddamn love it!
01:15:45.895 --> 01:15:48.735
It's not Eve's fault, Georgia.
Dad depended on her.
01:15:48.865 --> 01:15:52.965
Will you mind your own business?
I can fight my own battles!
01:15:53.102 --> 01:15:56.572
Wait! Why are you having a family fight
without me?
01:15:56.739 --> 01:15:58.579
You always ignore me!
01:15:58.708 --> 01:16:01.878
From that Halloween I was 5 years old
and I dressed up as a carrot.
01:16:02.045 --> 01:16:05.745
You snuck out of the house
and went trick-or-treating without me!
01:16:05.882 --> 01:16:07.112
I'm part of this family!
01:16:07.250 --> 01:16:10.960
I'm just as much a part of this family
as you, and I wanna fight!
01:16:11.120 --> 01:16:12.130
- Fine!
- Good!
01:16:12.288 --> 01:16:14.598
You are so self-centered and egotistical!
01:16:14.724 --> 01:16:15.954
You're so self-sacrificing!
01:16:16.092 --> 01:16:17.962
No one takes me seriously
as an actress!
01:16:18.094 --> 01:16:19.324
You abandon your father.
01:16:19.696 --> 01:16:22.166
He didn't need me here! He's got you!
01:16:22.298 --> 01:16:25.738
- That is an unbelievable cop-out!
- No one watches my show!
01:16:25.868 --> 01:16:27.738
Another excuse for you not to be here!
01:16:27.870 --> 01:16:30.740
I couldn't be here! I cannot be here!
01:16:30.873 --> 01:16:34.613
You wanna know why? If anything
happens that's not about you...
01:16:34.978 --> 01:16:36.178
...you are bored witless!
01:16:36.813 --> 01:16:39.383
That is true. Okay?
01:16:39.916 --> 01:16:41.356
Besides, we're not famous.
01:16:41.684 --> 01:16:44.824
Which is another reason
she didn't bother to come.
01:16:44.954 --> 01:16:48.794
I've told you a million times.
Stop talking to me as if I'm like you!
01:16:48.958 --> 01:16:50.098
Oh, fuck you!
01:16:50.259 --> 01:16:51.299
And fuck you!
01:16:51.794 --> 01:16:53.794
- Excuse me.
- What? Oh, God!
01:16:53.930 --> 01:16:55.970
You have a phone call.
01:16:57.667 --> 01:16:59.167
Okay.
01:17:07.877 --> 01:17:10.377
Did Mitchell know
to any degree what was going on?
01:17:10.713 --> 01:17:11.713
Who is this?
01:17:11.848 --> 01:17:16.088
That's the President's smoking-gun call
with Haldeman. Talk on this.
01:17:18.287 --> 01:17:20.027
Hello?
01:17:20.189 --> 01:17:22.399
Yes, this is Eve Marks.
01:17:28.131 --> 01:17:29.931
Oh, my God.
01:17:32.368 --> 01:17:34.208
- What happened?
- He's in a coma.
01:17:34.337 --> 01:17:35.707
I'm going to the hospital.
01:17:35.838 --> 01:17:37.838
So am I.
01:17:38.775 --> 01:17:40.445
So am I!
01:18:22.819 --> 01:18:26.859
Wait! Wait for me.
What's the big rush, you guys?
01:18:31.127 --> 01:18:32.127
Hello, what?
01:18:34.130 --> 01:18:37.970
No, I can't right now, all right?
I'll talk to you later.
01:18:41.504 --> 01:18:42.834
It's here.
01:18:44.207 --> 01:18:45.247
Oh, my God.
01:18:54.250 --> 01:18:55.920
Dad?
01:19:06.329 --> 01:19:08.029
Dad?
01:19:09.132 --> 01:19:11.392
- Can he hear us?
- Why does he have one pillow?
01:19:11.968 --> 01:19:15.378
A person can't possibly be comfortable
with one-- What?
01:19:15.905 --> 01:19:16.935
What?
01:19:18.040 --> 01:19:22.180
Eve, are you not going to speak to me?
Is that what this is about?
01:19:22.311 --> 01:19:24.881
Why aren't you talking to me?
I didn't do anything.
01:19:25.014 --> 01:19:27.814
I see. And I did. Is that it?
01:19:28.084 --> 01:19:30.354
This is just--
Okay. This is really great.
01:19:30.520 --> 01:19:33.090
Eve, this is really great.
01:19:38.127 --> 01:19:40.367
Can you believe
she's making this about herself?
01:19:44.567 --> 01:19:46.067
Fine.
01:19:46.235 --> 01:19:48.335
Don't talk to me. Good.
01:20:57.974 --> 01:21:00.404
Do I have anything in my teeth?
01:21:05.314 --> 01:21:06.984
Eve...
01:21:08.985 --> 01:21:12.085
...you're not the only one
that this is happening to.
01:21:13.623 --> 01:21:15.223
I know.
01:21:15.524 --> 01:21:17.124
Sorry.
01:21:19.562 --> 01:21:23.432
But since I'm an actress,
I suppose I could use this stuff.
01:21:23.566 --> 01:21:25.936
That's the good part, right?
01:21:26.369 --> 01:21:29.139
The sad part is that I really love Dad.
01:21:32.942 --> 01:21:34.642
I'm his baby.
01:21:37.113 --> 01:21:39.613
Do you want a candy bar?
I'm getting a candy bar.
01:21:44.954 --> 01:21:50.124
Excuse me. Aren't you Juliana
on Living Dangerously?
01:21:50.259 --> 01:21:51.499
Yes. Yes, I am.
01:21:51.627 --> 01:21:54.327
You should have never gone
to the Bahamas...
01:21:54.497 --> 01:21:56.237
...because he cheated on you.
01:21:56.365 --> 01:21:57.465
Thanks.
01:21:58.534 --> 01:22:00.704
She recognized me.
01:22:04.373 --> 01:22:06.973
Georgia, someone just recognized me.
01:22:07.343 --> 01:22:09.113
Great.
01:22:28.497 --> 01:22:30.097
Thank you.
01:22:33.102 --> 01:22:35.202
All right, look.
I know what you said.
01:22:35.338 --> 01:22:37.308
- About what?
- That I wanted it.
01:22:37.473 --> 01:22:40.743
Oh, forget it.
I'm sorry I said that, Eve.
01:22:42.478 --> 01:22:45.548
There are things that happen
that you just don't choose.
01:22:45.681 --> 01:22:47.611
You know, they just....
01:22:48.050 --> 01:22:50.520
You embrace them,
and they become part of your identity.
01:22:50.686 --> 01:22:54.086
And Mom left Dad to me. Or at least--
I don't know.
01:22:54.223 --> 01:22:58.023
It felt like she did.
And part of me was so...
01:22:59.161 --> 01:23:00.991
...proud.
01:23:01.464 --> 01:23:05.104
Then the other part of me
just resented every second of it...
01:23:05.234 --> 01:23:09.134
...because he is just a handful.
01:23:09.271 --> 01:23:13.271
I should have been here.
I should've been here, and I know that.
01:23:13.409 --> 01:23:16.179
But I knew that if you were here,
he didn't need me.
01:23:16.312 --> 01:23:18.042
I mean, let's face it.
01:23:19.215 --> 01:23:21.545
God help anyone who needs me.
01:23:24.487 --> 01:23:25.527
I needed you.
01:23:27.723 --> 01:23:30.623
He didn't need you. I needed you.
01:23:31.460 --> 01:23:33.070
I'm sorry.
01:23:34.764 --> 01:23:37.234
I'm very sorry, all right? Okay?
01:23:37.366 --> 01:23:39.806
- I'm really sorry.
- I'm sorry too.
01:23:41.370 --> 01:23:45.210
I love you very much.
Do you know that?
01:23:45.608 --> 01:23:47.478
I love you, and....
01:23:47.610 --> 01:23:49.320
I gave you that great speech.
01:23:49.478 --> 01:23:51.578
Yes, yes, you did.
01:23:52.114 --> 01:23:53.244
And I'm very grateful.
01:23:53.382 --> 01:23:56.582
Okay, you're grateful. Shut up.
01:23:58.320 --> 01:24:00.230
You know, Eve...
01:24:01.457 --> 01:24:05.667
...I have never been jealous of anyone
in my entire life...
01:24:06.796 --> 01:24:09.266
...but I have to admit...
01:24:10.566 --> 01:24:13.536
...that I am just the tiniest bit jealous
of your heart.
01:24:23.112 --> 01:24:25.212
- You forgive me?
- I love you. I do.
01:24:25.381 --> 01:24:26.811
I love you.
01:24:32.655 --> 01:24:33.825
Who does Dad look like?
01:24:34.156 --> 01:24:36.756
Now he looks like that senator.
What was his name?
01:24:37.093 --> 01:24:39.723
The one who got insulted,
and his wife cried.
01:24:39.862 --> 01:24:41.362
Edmund Muskie.
01:24:41.497 --> 01:24:43.367
Yes!
01:24:43.499 --> 01:24:44.799
Who was Edmund Muskie?
01:24:45.134 --> 01:24:47.334
I've been trying to remember the name...
01:24:47.470 --> 01:24:51.810
...of this short, blond actress
from the '50s, or maybe it was the '40s.
01:24:52.141 --> 01:24:54.501
- What about Vera-Ellen?
- No. Very thin hair.
01:24:54.643 --> 01:24:55.773
Donna Reed.
01:24:56.112 --> 01:24:59.112
- Janet Leigh.
- Donna Reed wasn't short or blond.
01:24:59.248 --> 01:25:00.588
Doris Day. I'm right.
01:25:00.716 --> 01:25:02.316
Cleo!
01:25:04.386 --> 01:25:05.486
Who was she?
01:25:05.654 --> 01:25:08.324
- Who was she?
- Daddy's favorite.
01:25:08.491 --> 01:25:10.491
He picked her up in an Italian restaurant.
01:25:10.626 --> 01:25:11.626
Wait a minute.
01:25:11.794 --> 01:25:14.294
She played wimps,
and she was kind of wide.
01:25:14.463 --> 01:25:16.263
Doris Day. Wide.
01:25:16.398 --> 01:25:19.668
Please tell me
and give me peace of mind.
01:25:21.537 --> 01:25:24.277
June Allyson.
01:25:27.676 --> 01:25:28.746
Dad?
01:25:28.878 --> 01:25:30.778
Oh, Daddy!
01:25:31.881 --> 01:25:35.411
Did he talk? He said, "June Allyson"!
01:25:35.551 --> 01:25:38.181
Did you just say, "June Allyson"? Nurse!
01:25:40.322 --> 01:25:43.322
He's coming around!
He just said, "June Allyson."
01:25:43.492 --> 01:25:44.722
Check and see. It's fine.
01:25:44.894 --> 01:25:47.524
- Doesn't start with an L.
- It almost does.
01:25:47.897 --> 01:25:50.537
Maddy, it almost starts with an L.
01:26:15.558 --> 01:26:17.298
Dad?
01:26:27.236 --> 01:26:30.506
He said, "June Allyson." He's dead.
01:27:07.276 --> 01:27:08.776
Evie.
01:27:08.911 --> 01:27:11.341
Evie, John Wayne just called.
01:27:11.480 --> 01:27:13.590
Tell Georgia! Tell Maddy!
01:27:13.716 --> 01:27:17.786
Georgie-Porgie! Evie-baby!
01:27:17.920 --> 01:27:22.930
I love all my beautiful, beautiful girls.
01:27:25.561 --> 01:27:27.661
It's my Evie.
01:27:27.930 --> 01:27:31.870
Look how beautiful you are in the snow.
01:27:33.469 --> 01:27:38.039
That's my Evie. That's my cookie.
01:27:45.314 --> 01:27:46.944
thanksgiving
01:27:47.283 --> 01:27:50.313
Did you take--? You did.
You took every almond out of here.
01:27:50.452 --> 01:27:52.522
Every single one.
01:27:55.324 --> 01:27:57.724
- What about the celery?
- Did you listen to me?
01:27:58.360 --> 01:27:59.800
Georgia, it looks exactly right.
01:27:59.962 --> 01:28:02.732
Are these onions
supposed to get this limp?
01:28:02.898 --> 01:28:05.438
Yes, they are. It's called cooking.
01:28:05.601 --> 01:28:08.771
That's what happens to an onion.
But wait. See?
01:28:08.937 --> 01:28:12.677
That looks very good.
You have made my stuffing.
01:28:13.575 --> 01:28:16.375
Let me see what this is like. All right.
01:28:18.714 --> 01:28:19.884
This is so good!
01:28:20.015 --> 01:28:21.785
It's so good!
01:28:21.950 --> 01:28:25.090
I can't believe you guys are doing this.
I can't believe it.
01:28:25.454 --> 01:28:27.884
- Does it need more apricots?
- It doesn't need anything!
01:28:28.023 --> 01:28:30.793
Please sit and have fun.
Enjoy your life.
01:28:30.959 --> 01:28:34.899
We're supposed to put the stuffing
inside the bird with our hands?
01:28:35.064 --> 01:28:38.034
You have to stuff it
way to the back of the bird.
01:28:38.400 --> 01:28:40.610
It'll be goopy and awful,
but you have to do it.
01:28:40.769 --> 01:28:42.879
Well, you enjoy that.
01:28:44.773 --> 01:28:46.543
That's my gift to you.
01:28:46.675 --> 01:28:51.075
You guys, listen. I do want to tell you
that I've decided to quit acting.
01:28:51.847 --> 01:28:55.047
My character gets killed
in some random violence...
01:28:55.384 --> 01:28:57.454
...while drinking a decaf cappuccino.
01:28:58.087 --> 01:29:00.427
That's so sad.
01:29:00.589 --> 01:29:02.359
And so I quit.
01:29:02.624 --> 01:29:04.794
I'm sad for you. This is sad.
01:29:04.960 --> 01:29:06.030
This bird is done.
01:29:06.395 --> 01:29:08.025
You were good.
01:29:08.397 --> 01:29:10.697
You were great, I'm sure.
Please open the door.
01:29:10.833 --> 01:29:12.803
Is the oven preheated?
01:29:12.935 --> 01:29:15.805
- Eve. Okay.
- All right.
01:29:17.005 --> 01:29:19.905
- Is it heavy?
- Yes! Could you help me?
01:29:20.075 --> 01:29:21.505
It is really heavy.
01:29:22.144 --> 01:29:24.874
You're strong. It's in!
01:29:25.013 --> 01:29:27.983
You did it! All right!
01:29:30.018 --> 01:29:31.758
Let's go sit with the bullet!
01:29:31.920 --> 01:29:34.590
- Okay.
- Do you wanna sit with the bullet?
01:29:34.723 --> 01:29:36.593
- Thanks for helping!
- You're welcome.
01:29:36.759 --> 01:29:39.669
You know what?
You're a little bit shiny!
01:29:39.862 --> 01:29:41.162
This is Donna Karan!
01:29:41.497 --> 01:29:44.067
Good God! That's Donna Karan!
01:29:44.700 --> 01:29:46.910
No, wait a minute!
01:29:47.402 --> 01:29:49.702
You can't stop me!
01:29:52.708 --> 01:29:55.108
It's in your mouth.
01:30:57.840 --> 01:31:00.750
No, Maddy. Eve, help me!
01:31:10.018 --> 01:31:12.528
I have a Donna Karan dress....
01:31:13.088 --> 01:31:14.828
Wait a minute!