WEBVTT 00:00:04.800 --> 00:00:06.040 align:center Disclaimer: The characters, behaviors, locations, organizations, professions, and events depicted in this series 00:00:06.040 --> 00:00:07.120 align:center are entirely fictional and created solely for entertainment purposes. 00:00:07.120 --> 00:00:08.320 align:center This series is not intended to guide, influence, or encourage any actions portrayed herein. 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:09.920 align:center Viewer discretion is advised. 00:00:09.920 --> 00:00:10.040 align:center I think I’ve found my bias. 00:00:10.040 --> 00:00:11.280 align:center I think I’ve found my bias. 00:00:11.280 --> 00:00:13.160 align:center From now on, my bias is Nex. 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:14.320 align:center Bua, did you get it? I got mine. 00:00:15.200 --> 00:00:16.200 align:center I wasn't fast enough. 00:00:16.200 --> 00:00:18.000 align:center But there's this zone, Zone E. 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:19.400 align:center It's far, but we get to sit together! 00:00:19.400 --> 00:00:21.520 align:center Fou4Mod, aren't you a singer, too? 00:00:21.520 --> 00:00:22.840 align:center Wanna join us? 00:00:22.840 --> 00:00:24.000 align:center Post some photos of me! 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:25.120 align:center You have zero photos of me. 00:00:25.120 --> 00:00:26.640 align:center You gotta understand... you're so damn cute. 00:00:26.640 --> 00:00:27.280 align:center "You got the workshop jacket, got the gear...but do you have a crush yet?" 00:00:27.280 --> 00:00:28.120 align:center You're adorable. 00:00:28.120 --> 00:00:29.400 align:center No more singing. 00:00:29.400 --> 00:00:30.960 align:center I don't trust how cute you are. 00:00:30.960 --> 00:00:32.400 align:center You go sit in the front zone. 00:00:32.400 --> 00:00:35.000 align:center I'll sit in the nosebleeds. 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:35.520 align:center Baa, no! 00:00:35.520 --> 00:00:38.160 align:center No! I'm going with you! 00:00:38.160 --> 00:00:40.120 align:center "My ultimate bias: My boyfriend" 00:00:40.120 --> 00:00:42.120 align:center this is my confession, being around him makes me swoon. 00:00:42.120 --> 00:00:44.120 align:center Like having my blood drained without noticing. 00:00:44.120 --> 00:00:46.760 align:center Wait, is he a vampire? 00:00:46.760 --> 00:00:50.760 align:center If you read this far and think it's nonsense, 00:00:50.760 --> 00:00:52.680 align:center maybe you have been in love... 00:00:52.680 --> 00:00:55.480 align:center you've just never had a boyfriend named Chian. 00:00:55.480 --> 00:00:57.440 align:center Fanboying is your life. 00:00:57.960 --> 00:01:00.280 align:center Between your fandom life and me... 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:02.880 align:center you can put the fandom first. 00:01:02.880 --> 00:01:04.879 align:center Where on earth could I ever find a good boyfriend like this? 00:01:32.479 --> 00:01:36.640 align:center Baby, can you start hitting on Mew for me already? 00:01:36.640 --> 00:01:38.640 align:center Yeah, hand over your phone. 00:01:53.840 --> 00:01:54.479 align:center "Looking cool." 00:01:54.479 --> 00:01:56.880 align:center Hey, what did you type? 00:01:56.880 --> 00:01:58.720 align:center Let me know first! 00:01:58.720 --> 00:01:59.880 align:center Let me see too. Give it here. 00:01:59.880 --> 00:02:02.720 align:center Hey, do you actually trust me or what? 00:02:02.720 --> 00:02:05.840 align:center Hey, give it back. 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:07.480 align:center Looking cool. 00:02:07.480 --> 00:02:08.560 align:center Cool, right? 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:10.560 align:center So coolllll. 00:02:13.440 --> 00:02:17.440 align:center Hey, give it here. 00:02:18.240 --> 00:02:20.240 align:center What on earth did you type? 00:02:23.160 --> 00:02:24.920 align:center Why did you unsend it? 00:02:24.920 --> 00:02:26.640 align:center Hey, Mew just replied! 00:02:26.640 --> 00:02:27.640 align:center Give me the phone right now. 00:02:27.640 --> 00:02:28.160 align:center Oh. 00:02:28.160 --> 00:02:28.840 align:center Just give it to me! 00:02:28.840 --> 00:02:31.040 align:center Hey, stay still! 00:02:31.040 --> 00:02:33.040 align:center Do you really want me to hit on him for you or not? 00:02:48.880 --> 00:02:51.880 align:center Sorry sorry, my friend was messing with me. 00:02:51.880 --> 00:02:54.520 align:center Which friend? Baby? 00:02:54.520 --> 00:02:56.520 align:center I know you're Baby's friend, Gel. 00:03:04.600 --> 00:03:05.600 align:center Here. 00:03:07.560 --> 00:03:09.560 align:center I broke the ice for you. 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:16.560 align:center Baby told me to say he wasn't messing around. 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:17.360 align:center And should I actually believe that? 00:03:17.360 --> 00:03:17.840 align:center Hahaha. 00:03:17.840 --> 00:03:19.960 align:center Hahahahaha. 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:21.520 align:center You travel so much during semester break. 00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:23.920 align:center I'm so jealous. 00:03:23.920 --> 00:03:25.560 align:center Holy shit... 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:27.480 align:center You chat like a ReadAWrite fanfic. 00:03:27.480 --> 00:03:29.480 align:center Keep texting him for me. 00:03:31.200 --> 00:03:33.160 align:center If you want me to keep texting for you, 00:03:33.160 --> 00:03:35.160 align:center then spill what happens in the next EP first. 00:04:49.480 --> 00:04:57.480 align:center "Fou4Mod is such a show-off, Siam busker, sweet Siam boy" 00:04:59.280 --> 00:05:00.000 align:center "Fou4Mod is so cute" 00:05:01.720 --> 00:05:03.800 align:center Make some noise if you're single! 00:05:03.800 --> 00:05:04.480 align:center "Love Fever (Hai Jai Pen Ther) #Fou4ModEngineering" 00:05:06.240 --> 00:05:08.240 align:center Hands up, let's go! 00:05:18.080 --> 00:05:20.320 align:center My name is Fou4Mod. 00:05:20.320 --> 00:05:21.800 align:center Such a cute name. 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:22.680 align:center Just as cute as you are. 00:05:22.680 --> 00:05:24.000 align:center Thanks, for real? 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:25.680 align:center Where are you studying now? Are you currently in college? 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:27.160 align:center Yep, I'm a freshman. 00:05:27.160 --> 00:05:28.720 align:center At Samyan uni, 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:31.360 align:center majoring in Engineering. 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:33.640 align:center Who's the hottest freshman 00:05:33.640 --> 00:05:34.840 align:center at this famous Samyan university? 00:05:35.040 --> 00:05:36.240 align:center Fou4Mod from Engineering! 00:05:36.240 --> 00:05:38.280 align:center I just fell for him recently. 00:05:38.280 --> 00:05:39.120 align:center Just the other day, 00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:40.760 align:center he was busking over at Siam. 00:05:40.760 --> 00:05:41.520 align:center You have to see him for yourself. 00:05:41.520 --> 00:05:43.760 align:center Actually, everyone needs to see him in person. 00:05:43.760 --> 00:05:46.120 align:center Fou4Mod from Engineering! 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:48.280 align:center Like, he's so handsome and so talented! 00:05:48.280 --> 00:05:50.440 align:center I just love him. I really do! 00:06:01.760 --> 00:06:03.320 align:center Hey everyone! Today we're doing street interviews 00:06:03.320 --> 00:06:04.240 align:center to find out who's the hottest in Siam. 00:06:04.840 --> 00:06:05.560 align:center Fou4Mod. 00:06:05.560 --> 00:06:06.720 align:center He's super viral, you don't know him? 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:08.560 align:center He's all over TikTok. He pops up on my feed every single day. 00:06:08.560 --> 00:06:11.560 align:center Fou4Mod, of course. 00:06:28.720 --> 00:06:30.160 align:center Okay, Fou4Mod. 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:30.600 align:center Yes. 00:06:30.600 --> 00:06:32.200 align:center You're very interesting. 00:06:32.200 --> 00:06:33.520 align:center Our agency has a project 00:06:33.520 --> 00:06:36.200 align:center looking to debut a male solo artist right now. 00:06:36.200 --> 00:06:37.760 align:center Are you interested, Fou4Mod... 00:06:37.760 --> 00:06:41.320 align:center Would you like to debut as a T-Pop artist with us? 00:06:41.320 --> 00:06:43.680 align:center Yes, definitely! I really want to. 00:06:43.680 --> 00:06:46.960 align:center Okay then, add me on Line, 00:06:46.960 --> 00:06:49.159 align:center and I'll reach out to you again, alright? 00:06:49.159 --> 00:06:53.159 align:center Okay, sounds great. 00:06:54.159 --> 00:06:55.360 align:center Bow Casting? 00:06:55.360 --> 00:06:58.840 align:center Yes, Bow Casting. 00:06:58.840 --> 00:07:00.320 align:center I just messaged you on Line. 00:07:00.320 --> 00:07:01.800 align:center I sent a sticker. 00:07:01.800 --> 00:07:04.320 align:center Okay, that's all for today, Fou4Mod. 00:07:04.320 --> 00:07:05.960 align:center Best of luck to you! 00:07:05.960 --> 00:07:08.400 align:center I'll be in touch soon. 00:07:08.400 --> 00:07:10.040 align:center Awesome, thank you so much! 00:07:10.040 --> 00:07:11.720 align:center How did it go today? Was it okay? 00:07:11.720 --> 00:07:13.680 align:center It was great! Really great! 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:15.400 align:center Alright, if you need another audition or anything, 00:07:15.400 --> 00:07:16.840 align:center just let me know. 00:07:16.840 --> 00:07:17.960 align:center Will do, Fou4Mod. 00:07:17.960 --> 00:07:19.200 align:center Okay, goodbye. Take care. 00:07:19.200 --> 00:07:21.200 align:center Goodbye! Bye-bye. 00:07:23.600 --> 00:07:25.400 align:center So, do you think he's Mommy Stan or Boyfriend Stan material? 00:07:25.400 --> 00:07:27.200 align:center Ugh. 00:07:27.200 --> 00:07:29.320 align:center Boyfriend Stan, for sure. 00:07:29.320 --> 00:07:31.560 align:center Pao has spoken! 00:07:31.560 --> 00:07:33.320 align:center Mmm, with that cool vibe, 00:07:33.320 --> 00:07:35.800 align:center people definitely want him as a boyfriend. Totally! 00:07:39.880 --> 00:07:42.159 align:center Baa, at my audition the other day, 00:07:42.159 --> 00:07:45.880 align:center they were talking about Mommy Stan and Boyfriend Stan. What does that even mean? 00:07:45.880 --> 00:07:47.240 align:center Honestly, man, asking anyone else is useless. 00:07:47.240 --> 00:07:49.520 align:center Let me explain it to you. 00:07:49.520 --> 00:07:51.400 align:center From a fan's perspective, 00:07:51.400 --> 00:07:53.600 align:center they look at artists through a filter. 00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:54.960 align:center It depends on how that specific fan 00:07:54.960 --> 00:07:56.280 align:center loves the artist... 00:07:56.280 --> 00:07:59.920 align:center as a baby or as a boyfriend. 00:07:59.920 --> 00:08:00.840 align:center You don't get it? 00:08:00.840 --> 00:08:02.880 align:center You probably can't picture it yet. 00:08:02.880 --> 00:08:03.880 align:center Here. 00:08:10.520 --> 00:08:12.400 align:center What are you doing? Practicing being a puppy? 00:08:12.400 --> 00:08:13.480 align:center This is the Mommy Stan position. 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:13.960 align:center Oh. 00:08:13.960 --> 00:08:15.120 align:center Yeah. 00:08:15.120 --> 00:08:15.960 align:center Mommy Stan position. 00:08:15.960 --> 00:08:17.040 align:center Right, right, okay. 00:08:17.040 --> 00:08:18.840 align:center If you're in the Mommy Stan position, 00:08:18.840 --> 00:08:21.040 align:center fans literally think of you as their baby. 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:23.480 align:center Like a little kid learning to walk and talk, 00:08:23.480 --> 00:08:26.560 align:center super adorable, like a two-year-old cutie pie. 00:08:26.560 --> 00:08:28.960 align:center The fans will refer to themselves as moms, 00:08:28.960 --> 00:08:31.560 align:center like "mummy," "momma," or whatever. 00:08:31.560 --> 00:08:34.600 align:center Honestly, they love them so fiercely, 00:08:34.600 --> 00:08:38.720 align:center just like a child they raised with their own hands, 00:08:38.720 --> 00:08:41.120 align:center like they gave birth to them themselves. 00:08:41.120 --> 00:08:42.440 align:center Still don't get it? 00:08:42.440 --> 00:08:43.840 align:center Mmm, you might still be confused. 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:47.000 align:center Lesson two. the Boyfriend Stan position. 00:08:47.000 --> 00:08:51.320 align:center Now this is the real deal. The Boyfriend position means 00:08:51.320 --> 00:08:53.160 align:center fans look at the artist 00:08:53.160 --> 00:08:55.480 align:center through the lens of a boyfriend. 00:08:55.480 --> 00:08:57.840 align:center And everyone's ideal boyfriend is different, right? 00:08:57.840 --> 00:08:58.440 align:center Right. 00:08:58.440 --> 00:09:01.600 align:center Exactly. But mostly it's that vibe of 00:09:01.600 --> 00:09:04.280 align:center heart-throbbing, cool. 00:09:04.280 --> 00:09:06.520 align:center Looking cool just standing there, making people squirm, 00:09:06.520 --> 00:09:07.720 align:center turning away from shyness, 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:09.440 align:center totally melting. 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:11.360 align:center I'm so shy, my teeth are showing. 00:09:11.360 --> 00:09:14.240 align:center Where's my dentist? I need emergency dental care! 00:09:16.320 --> 00:09:17.520 align:center To sum it up, 00:09:18.200 --> 00:09:19.640 align:center you're 00:09:19.640 --> 00:09:21.240 align:center "Boyfriend Material" 00:09:21.240 --> 00:09:22.160 align:center to your fans. 00:09:22.160 --> 00:09:23.120 align:center Yes, sir. 00:09:23.120 --> 00:09:25.120 align:center So which one am I? 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:29.320 align:center How about this? 00:09:29.320 --> 00:09:30.680 align:center Let's not jump to conclusions just yet. 00:09:30.680 --> 00:09:34.680 align:center Put these puppy ears on. Try it. 00:09:34.760 --> 00:09:35.520 align:center And then what? 00:09:35.520 --> 00:09:38.000 align:center Do I...do I have to get into character? 00:09:38.000 --> 00:09:40.320 align:center Hey, put on the puppy ears and stick your tongue out. 00:09:40.320 --> 00:09:40.720 align:center If it's meant to be, it'll come naturally. 00:09:40.720 --> 00:09:41.280 align:center Make a cute face. 00:09:41.280 --> 00:09:42.400 align:center Yeah, yeah. 00:09:42.400 --> 00:09:43.160 align:center With innocent puppy eyes too? 00:09:43.160 --> 00:09:45.160 align:center Stick your tongue out too. 00:09:48.240 --> 00:09:50.880 align:center Let me see! 00:09:50.880 --> 00:09:53.120 align:center The cutest ever! 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:55.040 align:center Try the choker... 00:09:55.040 --> 00:09:56.840 align:center Here, take this off first. 00:09:56.840 --> 00:09:57.440 align:center Try this one first. 00:09:57.440 --> 00:09:59.200 align:center Take it off first, yeah, remove it. 00:09:59.200 --> 00:10:00.440 align:center Actually suits you. 00:10:02.840 --> 00:10:04.280 align:center Alright, try this. 00:10:04.280 --> 00:10:05.520 align:center And what about this one? 00:10:05.520 --> 00:10:06.520 align:center Here, try putting on... 00:10:06.520 --> 00:10:08.560 align:center Put this on, act cool, push your tongue against your cheek. 00:10:08.560 --> 00:10:10.760 align:center Be cool, be badass, like... 00:10:10.760 --> 00:10:12.520 align:center Give me heart-throbbing! 00:10:12.520 --> 00:10:13.960 align:center Right, just like that! 00:10:13.960 --> 00:10:14.680 align:center Yeah. 00:10:14.680 --> 00:10:15.080 align:center Yeah! 00:10:15.080 --> 00:10:16.000 align:center Exactly. 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:17.320 align:center I think the judges have their answer. 00:10:17.320 --> 00:10:18.840 align:center The verdict is, in 3, 2, 1... 00:10:18.840 --> 00:10:20.120 align:center Boyfriend Stan! 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:20.640 align:center Boyfriend Stan for sure! 00:10:20.640 --> 00:10:21.240 align:center 10 out of 10! 00:10:21.240 --> 00:10:22.080 align:center The position is so right! 00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:23.560 align:center We're killing it, we're serving! 00:10:23.560 --> 00:10:26.120 align:center Look, Fou4Mod wearing puppy ears might still... 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:28.080 align:center might be a bit too awkward to bark. 00:10:29.920 --> 00:10:31.720 align:center Can I just walk around pushing my tongue against my cheek then? 00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:32.280 align:center Yes! 00:10:32.280 --> 00:10:32.760 align:center Go for it, try it. 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:34.080 align:center Siam is gonna lose its mind! 00:10:34.080 --> 00:10:34.880 align:center Give it a shot. 00:10:34.880 --> 00:10:37.160 align:center Holy shit, totally playing with hearts! 00:10:37.160 --> 00:10:38.600 align:center Total boyfriend material! 00:10:38.600 --> 00:10:39.720 align:center It's pretty cute though. 00:10:41.120 --> 00:10:42.200 align:center Hey, do it again! 00:10:42.200 --> 00:10:45.760 align:center Guys... 00:10:45.760 --> 00:10:48.800 align:center If you look at being an artist as a career, 00:10:48.800 --> 00:10:50.480 align:center whether they have a lover in real life or not 00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:51.400 align:center is totally up to them, right? 00:10:51.720 --> 00:10:52.360 align:center Yeah. 00:10:52.360 --> 00:10:53.920 align:center But right now, most of the time, 00:10:53.920 --> 00:10:54.880 align:center if you're a Boyfriend Stan type, 00:10:54.880 --> 00:10:57.240 align:center if you want a huge fandom, 00:10:57.240 --> 00:10:59.320 align:center if you want crowds packing the malls, 00:10:59.320 --> 00:11:03.320 align:center if you want to trend number one on X all the time, 00:11:03.960 --> 00:11:07.960 align:center you honestly shouldn't have a boyfriend. 00:11:10.080 --> 00:11:14.080 align:center Honestly, you'd even have to hide all your partner's photos on IG. 00:11:16.920 --> 00:11:18.120 align:center Keep it hidden in your heart. 00:11:18.120 --> 00:11:22.120 align:center Because the fans...they are your lover. 00:11:29.120 --> 00:11:33.120 align:center No way. I already have a boyfriend. 00:11:40.680 --> 00:11:41.960 align:center I'm so nervous! 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:43.640 align:center I'm about to do the video call fansign with PP! 00:11:44.400 --> 00:11:46.400 align:center Do you know how much I love your eyes, baby? 00:11:47.440 --> 00:11:49.360 align:center My little baby's eyes. 00:11:49.360 --> 00:11:52.240 align:center Thank you, Mommy. 00:11:52.240 --> 00:11:53.160 align:center Is that good? 00:11:53.160 --> 00:11:54.680 align:center I don't know. 00:11:54.680 --> 00:11:57.040 align:center Are you sure PP is your ultimate bias? 00:11:57.040 --> 00:11:59.880 align:center PP is literally the baby I gave birth to, one hundred percent. 00:11:59.880 --> 00:12:01.040 align:center Not like Nex. 00:12:01.040 --> 00:12:03.400 align:center The BUS concert ended ages ago, but I'm still blushing over him! 00:12:03.400 --> 00:12:07.400 align:center Total Boyfriend Stan vibes. 00:12:08.000 --> 00:12:09.960 align:center No, I feel so guilty. 00:12:09.960 --> 00:12:12.400 align:center I only want you as my boyfriend. 00:12:12.400 --> 00:12:14.400 align:center My bias has to be strictly Mommy Stan! 00:12:24.440 --> 00:12:25.440 align:center Hello! 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:27.200 align:center Hello! 00:12:27.880 --> 00:12:30.720 align:center PP, you're so cute! 00:12:30.720 --> 00:12:32.360 align:center Thank you! 00:12:32.360 --> 00:12:35.120 align:center Can PP act cute for Mommy, please? 00:12:35.120 --> 00:12:39.120 align:center Act cute? How should I do it? 00:12:40.560 --> 00:12:42.560 align:center Do a needy cat! 00:12:48.520 --> 00:12:50.520 align:center Do a startled cat! 00:12:55.160 --> 00:12:57.160 align:center Do a hissing cat! 00:13:02.120 --> 00:13:04.800 align:center Those eyes are so "Oopsy daisy"! 00:13:04.800 --> 00:13:06.880 align:center Can PP do "Oopsy daisy" one more time? 00:13:06.880 --> 00:13:07.880 align:center Sure thing. 00:14:18.680 --> 00:14:19.680 align:center Hey! 00:14:21.440 --> 00:14:22.440 align:center Is...is everything okay? 00:14:26.440 --> 00:14:28.440 align:center Krit! 00:14:29.520 --> 00:14:31.520 align:center Can you sign it "To my love," please? 00:14:33.040 --> 00:14:35.040 align:center Sure, absolutely! 00:14:40.040 --> 00:14:41.560 align:center All done! 00:14:41.560 --> 00:14:43.480 align:center Thank you so much! Bye-bye! 00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:44.480 align:center Bye-bye! 00:14:49.480 --> 00:14:51.920 align:center Mommy, my ass! 00:14:51.920 --> 00:14:53.160 align:center Fake mommy alert! 00:14:53.160 --> 00:14:54.240 align:center You know what they call this? 00:14:54.240 --> 00:14:56.920 align:center A thirsty mommy! 00:14:56.920 --> 00:14:57.920 align:center Where is my actual baby now? 00:15:46.880 --> 00:15:47.680 align:center ​Look at this. 00:15:47.680 --> 00:15:48.320 align:center Cute, right? 00:15:48.320 --> 00:15:49.240 align:center Cute. 00:15:49.240 --> 00:15:51.080 align:center Let me see your nails. 00:15:51.080 --> 00:15:51.960 align:center Ooh, pretty! 00:15:51.960 --> 00:15:54.440 align:center Ooh, let's take a story! 00:15:54.440 --> 00:15:55.440 align:center Okay. 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:03.120 align:center I'm gonna go grab some drinks. 00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:04.120 align:center Okay. 00:16:04.640 --> 00:16:05.640 align:center Okay. 00:16:20.080 --> 00:16:22.760 align:center Excuse me, are you Faye Fang Kaew from Kamikaze? 00:16:22.760 --> 00:16:24.760 align:center Can you sing a line from "MSN" for me? 00:16:24.760 --> 00:16:27.200 align:center Chian, what are you doing here? 00:16:27.200 --> 00:16:28.360 align:center Just came to see you. 00:16:28.360 --> 00:16:28.920 align:center See me? 00:16:28.920 --> 00:16:29.600 align:center Yeah. 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:30.280 align:center Why? 00:16:30.280 --> 00:16:31.040 align:center Did you guys get matching nails? 00:16:31.040 --> 00:16:33.600 align:center Yeah, pretty, right? 00:16:33.600 --> 00:16:36.440 align:center Yo, let me see your nails! 00:16:36.440 --> 00:16:38.320 align:center Well, well, look at that. 00:16:38.320 --> 00:16:39.360 align:center How is it? 00:16:39.360 --> 00:16:40.760 align:center Cute. 00:16:40.760 --> 00:16:42.320 align:center Hey, can I ask you something? 00:16:42.320 --> 00:16:43.400 align:center Sure! 00:16:43.400 --> 00:16:47.480 align:center A music label reached out to Fou4Mod to debut... 00:16:47.480 --> 00:16:48.760 align:center Does he really want to do it? 00:16:48.760 --> 00:16:50.440 align:center Oh, Chian, you have no idea! 00:16:50.440 --> 00:16:53.040 align:center He was so hyped up! 00:16:53.040 --> 00:16:57.040 align:center He's been bragging to me all day long, Chian! 00:16:57.840 --> 00:16:59.280 align:center I mean, he wants to be famous. 00:16:59.280 --> 00:17:03.280 align:center Like, he's wanted his own fandom since 8th grade. 00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:05.520 align:center Chian, do you know what he named his fandom? 00:17:05.520 --> 00:17:07.520 align:center Here, let me show you. 00:17:09.599 --> 00:17:16.599 align:center Look, "Sugar"! Like ants swarming over sugar! Look at that name, unbelievable! 00:17:17.240 --> 00:17:19.680 align:center Oh, yeah! His beloved guitar 00:17:19.680 --> 00:17:22.160 align:center is named Sugar too. The exact same name. 00:17:25.079 --> 00:17:26.560 align:center Mom and Fou4Mod... 00:17:26.560 --> 00:17:29.880 align:center please take a look at the contract first. 00:17:29.880 --> 00:17:31.680 align:center This is Pear. 00:17:31.680 --> 00:17:32.000 align:center Hello. 00:17:32.320 --> 00:17:32.600 align:center Hello. 00:17:33.040 --> 00:17:35.280 align:center If Fou4Mod signs this contract, 00:17:35.280 --> 00:17:37.240 align:center she'll be your future manager. 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:38.400 align:center Looking forward to working with you. 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:40.600 align:center Totally ready! 00:17:40.600 --> 00:17:42.000 align:center Please go ahead and read through the contract. 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:43.440 align:center In here, there are various details 00:17:43.440 --> 00:17:45.360 align:center "Artist Management Contract" 00:17:45.360 --> 00:17:46.800 align:center regarding our agreement as label and artist. 00:17:46.800 --> 00:17:49.080 align:center Yes, sir. 00:17:49.080 --> 00:17:51.400 align:center Then, may I ask just one quick question? 00:17:51.400 --> 00:17:55.400 align:center Um, do you currently have a partner, Fou4Mod? 00:18:08.280 --> 00:18:09.600 align:center Can you change the song for me? 00:18:09.600 --> 00:18:10.600 align:center Sure. 00:18:16.520 --> 00:18:18.520 align:center What song should I play? 00:18:21.960 --> 00:18:26.960 align:center "Waiting to add Idol P Four's Singles" 00:18:32.320 --> 00:18:36.360 align:center What single? I'm not even an idol. 00:18:42.280 --> 00:18:44.280 align:center There, all done. 00:18:57.800 --> 00:19:01.680 align:center To be honest... 00:19:01.680 --> 00:19:03.640 align:center I don't really care that much. 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:05.640 align:center I don't actually want a fandom that badly. 00:19:08.480 --> 00:19:10.480 align:center But thank you anyway. 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:17.200 align:center I kind of want an artist for a boyfriend, you know. 00:19:21.520 --> 00:19:23.520 align:center Go do it for me, please? 00:19:25.720 --> 00:19:29.040 align:center We can just date in secret from now on. 00:19:29.040 --> 00:19:32.400 align:center Is that okay? 00:19:32.400 --> 00:19:35.680 align:center Don't worry. 00:19:35.680 --> 00:19:37.680 align:center I won't be unreasonable anymore. 00:19:44.920 --> 00:19:47.920 align:center Can you do me a favor? 00:19:50.320 --> 00:19:53.320 align:center Don't be sweet-talking anyone else. 00:19:54.640 --> 00:19:57.640 align:center I'm just jealous. 00:20:05.480 --> 00:20:07.920 align:center Don't worry though, 00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:10.640 align:center I won't do love-confession nail art anymore. 00:20:10.640 --> 00:20:12.320 align:center Here. 00:20:12.320 --> 00:20:14.320 align:center I'll do this design instead. 00:20:16.960 --> 00:20:18.960 align:center Since we probably can't say "I love you" openly anymore, 00:20:23.120 --> 00:20:26.080 align:center whenever you see this Draculove design, 00:20:26.080 --> 00:20:28.080 align:center it means I'm saying "I love you." 00:20:39.400 --> 00:20:41.160 align:center Do you like it? 00:20:41.160 --> 00:20:42.280 align:center I do. 00:20:42.280 --> 00:20:44.280 align:center You always say you like to get bitten. 00:21:16.520 --> 00:21:19.320 align:center Do you have a partner? 00:21:19.320 --> 00:21:20.320 align:center No. 00:21:23.600 --> 00:21:25.880 align:center Alright, you can sign the contract. 00:21:25.880 --> 00:21:27.160 align:center Sign here. 00:21:27.160 --> 00:21:28.160 align:center And mom, you sign here. 00:21:42.560 --> 00:21:46.560 align:center 8 Months Later 00:22:08.280 --> 00:22:10.520 align:center Chian. 00:22:10.520 --> 00:22:12.520 align:center The camera's set. 00:22:19.120 --> 00:22:21.520 align:center Thanks, man, 00:22:21.520 --> 00:22:22.920 align:center for helping make content with me. 00:22:22.920 --> 00:22:24.040 align:center No big deal. 00:22:24.040 --> 00:22:25.640 align:center Just want the sound to go viral. 00:23:09.240 --> 00:23:10.240 align:center It's finished. 00:23:17.720 --> 00:23:21.120 align:center Hello, Fou4Mod. 00:23:21.120 --> 00:23:23.800 align:center Hello, Chian. 00:23:23.800 --> 00:23:26.080 align:center Ugh, trying so hard to play 00:23:26.080 --> 00:23:30.080 align:center the close high school senior-junior vibe. 00:23:33.800 --> 00:23:35.960 align:center That looks so cute! 00:23:35.960 --> 00:23:37.160 align:center Nah, I actually think that was really good. 00:23:37.160 --> 00:23:41.160 align:center Really? Let me see. 00:23:41.480 --> 00:23:45.480 align:center It's good. Really good. 00:23:47.320 --> 00:23:51.040 align:center Hey, hey, hey! 00:23:51.040 --> 00:23:51.880 align:center Whoa. 00:23:51.880 --> 00:23:53.120 align:center Wow! 00:23:53.120 --> 00:23:53.600 align:center Hello. 00:23:53.960 --> 00:23:54.960 align:center Hello. 00:24:01.720 --> 00:24:03.720 align:center You're dressed better than the original. 00:24:13.800 --> 00:24:17.800 align:center "Want a hug." 00:24:41.080 --> 00:24:42.800 align:center Listen, this is super suspicious. 00:24:42.800 --> 00:24:45.880 align:center I'm telling you, you're like sitting on each other's lap now. 00:24:45.880 --> 00:24:46.880 align:center Why don't you just ride piggyback on each other? 00:25:04.080 --> 00:25:08.680 align:center Pao, Pao, could you hand this to Fou4Mod for me? 00:25:08.680 --> 00:25:10.560 align:center Don't let anyone else eat it. 00:25:10.560 --> 00:25:12.080 align:center You got it. 00:25:12.080 --> 00:25:14.920 align:center Hey, Chian asked me to give this to Fou4Mod. 00:25:14.920 --> 00:25:15.840 align:center What? 00:25:15.840 --> 00:25:17.160 align:center Chian asked me to give this to Fou4Mod. 00:25:17.160 --> 00:25:18.000 align:center What? 00:25:18.000 --> 00:25:19.320 align:center Chian asked me to give this to Fou4Mod. 00:25:19.320 --> 00:25:21.200 align:center Okay. 00:25:21.200 --> 00:25:22.920 align:center Hand this to Fou4Mod. 00:25:22.920 --> 00:25:24.560 align:center Don't sneak a bite. 00:25:24.560 --> 00:25:26.960 align:center Good thing I didn't have breakfast, I'm so full. 00:25:29.840 --> 00:25:33.840 align:center Don't sneak a bite. 00:25:36.560 --> 00:25:38.680 align:center Ooh, what? 00:25:38.680 --> 00:25:40.680 align:center He said don't eat it, give it here. 00:25:40.680 --> 00:25:43.000 align:center What the hell? Let me have one bite. 00:25:43.000 --> 00:25:45.720 align:center No way, this is love. 00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:47.520 align:center Love, my ass, this is fried chicken skin. 00:25:47.520 --> 00:25:48.240 align:center Dude, sometimes love 00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:50.240 align:center comes in the form of fried chicken skin. 00:25:50.240 --> 00:25:51.840 align:center You've never been in love, what would you know? 00:25:51.840 --> 00:25:52.680 align:center Wow, you son of a... 00:25:52.680 --> 00:25:53.560 align:center Damn it. 00:25:53.560 --> 00:25:54.360 align:center Damn. 00:25:54.360 --> 00:25:58.360 align:center Excuse me, four more orders of fried chicken skin, please. 00:26:01.560 --> 00:26:03.560 align:center My love beats yours! 00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:14.680 align:center Why did you guys order so much crap? 00:26:14.680 --> 00:26:16.440 align:center We could've actually eaten something else. 00:26:16.440 --> 00:26:17.560 align:center Say cheese! 00:26:17.560 --> 00:26:18.560 align:center Say cheese! 00:26:25.400 --> 00:26:27.400 align:center Get down here. No one sees the legs. 00:26:33.360 --> 00:26:35.360 align:center You all, down here! 00:26:37.440 --> 00:26:39.880 align:center Well, no one can see the legs... 00:26:39.880 --> 00:26:42.880 align:center but what about the noise, this ASMR, how can we hide it? 00:27:12.720 --> 00:27:13.400 align:center Hey, guys. 00:27:13.400 --> 00:27:13.840 align:center Huh? 00:27:13.840 --> 00:27:17.560 align:center Today, I need you all to scream as loud as you can, like we're at Impact Arena. 00:27:17.560 --> 00:27:19.800 align:center Like, Fou4Mod is afraid it's gonna be quiet. 00:27:19.800 --> 00:27:21.280 align:center You got it! 00:27:21.280 --> 00:27:24.160 align:center Sure thing. Let me teach you how legendary stans 00:27:24.160 --> 00:27:25.640 align:center play the game. 00:27:25.640 --> 00:27:27.000 align:center We're here now! It's Flex Talk time. 00:27:27.000 --> 00:27:28.320 align:center It's time for everyone 00:27:28.320 --> 00:27:30.280 align:center to get your voices ready 00:27:30.280 --> 00:27:33.480 align:center because we're about to meet our gel-nail idol boy, 00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:34.720 align:center the anime-vibe guy, 00:27:34.720 --> 00:27:37.240 align:center and he's famously known as the girls' Boyfriend Stan, 00:27:37.240 --> 00:27:39.800 align:center is here with us now! 00:27:39.800 --> 00:27:41.200 align:center Hello, Zen. 00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:42.720 align:center Hello everyone. 00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:46.720 align:center I'm Fou4Mod, AKA P Four. 00:27:55.200 --> 00:27:56.520 align:center So handsome! 00:27:56.520 --> 00:28:00.520 align:center Come on, again! 00:28:03.760 --> 00:28:05.840 align:center Today, you're here with a new song too, right, P Four? 00:28:05.840 --> 00:28:06.600 align:center Yes. 00:28:06.600 --> 00:28:08.200 align:center Could you introduce it a bit? 00:28:08.200 --> 00:28:10.720 align:center It's called "Anime Handsome". 00:28:10.720 --> 00:28:11.720 align:center Oh. 00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:27.200 align:center Is there anything you'd like to write to the fans? Write it on the board. 00:28:27.200 --> 00:28:27.800 align:center Write it down? 00:28:27.800 --> 00:28:28.840 align:center Go ahead, write it. 00:28:28.840 --> 00:28:29.960 align:center In case you want to write something to the fans, 00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:31.000 align:center some things you don't want to say out loud, 00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:33.000 align:center you want them to read it like that. 00:28:37.840 --> 00:28:38.800 align:center Okay, all done. 00:28:38.800 --> 00:28:39.520 align:center Alright. 00:28:39.520 --> 00:28:40.760 align:center Show the fans. 00:28:40.760 --> 00:28:44.280 align:center What did P Four write? 00:28:44.280 --> 00:28:49.400 align:center Everyone, please get used to looking at my face. 00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:51.960 align:center Why? 00:28:51.960 --> 00:28:55.960 align:center Well...so you won't be shy when we make eye contact for real. 00:29:00.560 --> 00:29:02.320 align:center My boyfriend, my boyfriend! 00:29:02.320 --> 00:29:03.680 align:center Whose boyfriend is this? 00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:04.200 align:center He's my boyfriend! 00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:04.720 align:center He's my boyfriend! 00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:05.480 align:center My boyfriend! 00:29:05.480 --> 00:29:06.280 align:center Hey, my boyfriend! 00:29:06.280 --> 00:29:08.280 align:center My boyfriend, my boyfriend! 00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:12.160 align:center How is it right now? 00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:13.760 align:center It's good. 00:29:13.760 --> 00:29:15.240 align:center Hey, it's trending at number four! 00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:16.040 align:center Really? 00:29:16.040 --> 00:29:17.000 align:center Keep reposting it. 00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:18.080 align:center It'll hit number one by itself. 00:29:18.080 --> 00:29:19.240 align:center I'll help too, come on. 00:29:19.240 --> 00:29:19.560 align:center Sure. 00:29:19.560 --> 00:29:20.200 align:center Come on, come on! 00:29:20.200 --> 00:29:21.920 align:center So famous! 00:29:21.920 --> 00:29:23.680 align:center I’m so well-fed by P Four today. 00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:25.720 align:center I’ve got the energy to speed-write another hundred chapters of my fanfic. 00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:26.360 align:center Handle it? 00:29:26.360 --> 00:29:28.240 align:center More than ready 00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:35.360 align:center But I want to know... 00:29:35.360 --> 00:29:37.480 align:center if P Four comes to read the fanfic, 00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:39.680 align:center do you think he'll be super shy? 00:29:40.360 --> 00:29:41.240 align:center He has to be, right? 00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:42.040 align:center Yeah. 00:29:42.040 --> 00:29:43.880 align:center He definitely would. 00:29:50.560 --> 00:29:54.440 align:center Single? How about being my boyfriend so the rumors change? 00:29:54.440 --> 00:29:57.480 align:center I don't want likes, I want P Four's Line ID. 00:29:57.480 --> 00:29:59.920 align:center My adorable boyfriend! 00:29:59.920 --> 00:30:02.920 align:center You're tailor-made for my taste, with a body meant for me. 00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:26.680 align:center "Ants-In-Pants" 00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:34.920 align:center "When My Ultimate Bias Called Me His Boyfriend" 00:30:44.880 --> 00:30:46.280 align:center "Read Now" 00:30:55.280 --> 00:30:58.440 align:center Episode One: A target 00:30:58.440 --> 00:31:02.440 align:center My name is Syrup, pretty sweet name, right? 00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:07.120 align:center I am just a café staff next to an Idol agency. 00:31:08.640 --> 00:31:11.120 align:center But my bias is named P Yentafour. 00:31:11.120 --> 00:31:14.080 align:center The young idol loves to drop by every morning. 00:31:14.080 --> 00:31:15.520 align:center And he always orders me 00:31:15.520 --> 00:31:18.520 align:center A cocoa with extra syrup, please 00:31:18.560 --> 00:31:21.440 align:center One day while I was taking his order as usual 00:31:21.440 --> 00:31:22.480 align:center he walked up to me 00:31:25.160 --> 00:31:27.120 align:center and said 00:31:28.320 --> 00:31:32.320 align:center Will you be my boyfriend? 00:31:36.560 --> 00:31:37.240 align:center Yes. 00:31:45.600 --> 00:31:46.720 align:center After that, 00:31:46.720 --> 00:31:49.040 align:center he sneaks me in everywhere. 00:32:02.480 --> 00:32:05.480 align:center Episode Two: Foamy Love 00:32:06.720 --> 00:32:08.680 align:center After we’ve been together, 00:32:08.680 --> 00:32:10.880 align:center even though we’re inseparable. 00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:12.640 align:center But it seems like he’s hitting on me all the time. 00:32:12.640 --> 00:32:13.360 align:center I gasped. Almost forgot how to breathe. 00:32:13.360 --> 00:32:16.560 align:center I'm free tonight. 00:32:16.560 --> 00:32:18.560 align:center Can I visit your dreams? 00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:28.000 align:center So jealous of that facial cleanser, 00:32:28.000 --> 00:32:30.000 align:center getting to kiss your cheek like that. 00:33:18.440 --> 00:33:21.640 align:center I think we should add a jacket. 00:33:21.640 --> 00:33:22.640 align:center All done. 00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:26.520 align:center Wow, so handsome. 00:33:26.520 --> 00:33:27.160 align:center This is the one. 00:33:27.160 --> 00:33:29.560 align:center How is it? Is it good enough? 00:33:29.560 --> 00:33:31.720 align:center Add a necklace, add a necklace. 00:33:31.720 --> 00:33:35.760 align:center Okay, perfect. The look is complete. Amazing. 00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:40.480 align:center Take the award for Boyfriend Stan of the Year. 00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:45.600 align:center I don't think you need the jacket. That's it. 00:33:45.600 --> 00:33:49.600 align:center No, no, no. It's too revealing. It looks...too grown up. 00:33:50.280 --> 00:33:53.040 align:center No, Pear, this is perfect. 00:33:53.040 --> 00:33:54.720 align:center P Four, P Four, you're not okay with it, right? 00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:56.640 align:center I'll go ask my mom first. 00:33:56.640 --> 00:33:57.560 align:center Let me go check with my mom first. 00:33:57.560 --> 00:33:58.120 align:center Okay. 00:33:58.120 --> 00:33:59.360 align:center To see if I'm undeniably handsome yet. 00:33:59.360 --> 00:34:00.000 align:center Okay. 00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:01.120 align:center Which Mom will answer... 00:34:01.120 --> 00:34:01.960 align:center Stunning. 00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:02.960 align:center Fabulous. 00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:19.000 align:center Episode 4: This kiss won't be the last. 00:35:35.880 --> 00:35:39.880 align:center Can I kiss my boyfriend again? Make it intense! 00:35:40.240 --> 00:35:44.240 align:center We were kissing until we were howling earlier, isn't that enough? 00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:53.360 align:center I'm posting this one. 00:36:53.360 --> 00:36:53.840 align:center Sure. 00:36:53.840 --> 00:36:55.680 align:center Okay. 00:36:55.680 --> 00:36:56.680 align:center Fabulous. 00:36:57.520 --> 00:37:00.720 align:center Hey, I'm gonna head out now, okay? 00:37:00.720 --> 00:37:02.520 align:center Hey, wait, wait, wait! 00:37:02.520 --> 00:37:06.520 align:center I have something to consult you about. 00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:08.320 align:center Sure. 00:37:08.320 --> 00:37:09.080 align:center Is there time? 00:37:09.080 --> 00:37:09.640 align:center Yes, sure. 00:37:09.640 --> 00:37:13.200 align:center Okay. 00:37:13.200 --> 00:37:16.560 align:center So, your fans... 00:37:16.560 --> 00:37:19.800 align:center they're mostly Mommy Stans, right? 00:37:19.800 --> 00:37:20.480 align:center Yeah. 00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:22.200 align:center Like, "Mommy" and all that. 00:37:22.200 --> 00:37:23.640 align:center But why do I feel like... 00:37:23.640 --> 00:37:27.640 align:center lately you don't really act like a baby for them anymore? 00:37:28.840 --> 00:37:30.760 align:center Ever since I debuted... 00:37:30.760 --> 00:37:32.680 align:center When they want me to do things... 00:37:32.680 --> 00:37:34.640 align:center Like being cute, acting like a little kid... 00:37:34.640 --> 00:37:36.080 align:center I do it, right? 00:37:36.080 --> 00:37:38.280 align:center But as I get older... 00:37:38.280 --> 00:37:42.000 align:center I'm like, "Hey, I want to be cool too." 00:37:42.000 --> 00:37:42.720 align:center Get it? 00:37:42.720 --> 00:37:43.360 align:center Got it, got it. 00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:44.240 align:center Yeah. 00:37:44.240 --> 00:37:47.240 align:center And...when you go against their desired position like this... 00:37:47.240 --> 00:37:50.600 align:center Don't they say anything? Is that even allowed? 00:37:50.600 --> 00:37:54.600 align:center Of course it's allowed. Why wouldn't it be? 00:37:55.840 --> 00:37:57.680 align:center But in the end... 00:37:57.680 --> 00:38:01.160 align:center they'll grow to like us for who we truly are. 00:38:01.160 --> 00:38:03.840 align:center Being yourself is the best. 00:38:03.840 --> 00:38:06.560 align:center Like Fou4Mod, what kind of artist do you want to be? 00:38:06.560 --> 00:38:10.560 align:center Which position do you want them to see you in? 00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:22.320 align:center I have a secret to tell you. 00:38:29.000 --> 00:38:32.120 align:center I'm your fan. 00:38:32.120 --> 00:38:33.040 align:center I could tell. 00:38:33.040 --> 00:38:34.320 align:center Hey, really? No way. 00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:35.360 align:center For real. 00:38:35.360 --> 00:38:35.920 align:center No way. 00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:37.760 align:center See? Everyone can tell. 00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:38.000 align:center Really? 00:38:38.000 --> 00:38:40.160 align:center For real. 00:38:40.160 --> 00:38:41.520 align:center What? 00:38:41.520 --> 00:38:44.120 align:center Don't tell me you're a Mommy Stan. 00:38:45.600 --> 00:38:46.680 align:center Are you a Mommy Stan? 00:38:46.680 --> 00:38:47.960 align:center Can you spare me for one? 00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:49.440 align:center Don't try to change my position. 00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:50.960 align:center Don't go against my position, okay? 00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:52.360 align:center Okay, okay, going now. 00:38:52.360 --> 00:38:53.400 align:center Thanks, I'll tag you later. 00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:54.040 align:center Okay, sure. 00:38:54.040 --> 00:38:54.520 align:center Okay. 00:38:54.520 --> 00:38:55.000 align:center See you. 00:38:55.000 --> 00:38:55.560 align:center See you. 00:38:55.560 --> 00:38:57.080 align:center Bye-bye. 00:38:57.080 --> 00:38:58.080 align:center Bye-bye. 00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:37.920 align:center Apollo! 00:40:03.440 --> 00:40:04.120 align:center Bua. 00:40:04.120 --> 00:40:04.680 align:center Huh? 00:40:04.680 --> 00:40:05.880 align:center Look around. 00:40:05.880 --> 00:40:09.000 align:center Everyone's dressed up as Fou4Mod, right? 00:40:09.000 --> 00:40:12.080 align:center I dressed up as Fou4Mod's boyfriend. 00:40:12.080 --> 00:40:12.960 align:center That's cringe. 00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:13.960 align:center You're speaking too loud. 00:40:13.960 --> 00:40:15.320 align:center Right. 00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:16.920 align:center Wearing a boyfriend shirt, huh? 00:40:16.920 --> 00:40:17.680 align:center Tone it down a bit. 00:40:17.680 --> 00:40:19.920 align:center Listen, a star anywhere 00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:22.640 align:center is still a star. 00:40:22.640 --> 00:40:24.840 align:center Wherever a star is, it's still... 00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:26.120 align:center a star. 00:40:26.120 --> 00:40:30.120 align:center Wherever a star is, it's still... 00:40:35.760 --> 00:40:37.920 align:center Hello, everyone! 00:40:37.920 --> 00:40:40.400 align:center The eagerly awaited fansign event 00:40:40.400 --> 00:40:42.760 align:center is about to begin! 00:40:42.760 --> 00:40:44.440 align:center But before we start, let's go over 00:40:44.440 --> 00:40:47.080 align:center the rules first. 00:40:47.080 --> 00:40:49.000 align:center Today, every fan 00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:51.240 align:center will have time to talk with the artist 00:40:51.240 --> 00:40:53.920 align:center for no more than one minute each. 00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:56.160 align:center And we do not allow anyone 00:40:56.160 --> 00:40:57.840 align:center to give gifts to the artist, 00:40:57.840 --> 00:41:01.280 align:center nor are you allowed to touch the artist. 00:41:01.280 --> 00:41:03.480 align:center By the way, looking at everyone's faces right now... 00:41:03.480 --> 00:41:05.040 align:center Are you ready? 00:41:05.040 --> 00:41:07.560 align:center Yes! 00:41:07.560 --> 00:41:09.040 align:center Then, without further ado, 00:41:09.040 --> 00:41:13.040 align:center please welcome Fou4Mod! 00:41:16.960 --> 00:41:20.960 align:center Hello, everyone. 00:41:33.840 --> 00:41:36.840 align:center That's fab! That's so fab! 00:41:40.960 --> 00:41:43.200 align:center Major pivot from mother figure to baby boy! 00:41:43.200 --> 00:41:44.160 align:center Listen, who would have thought? 00:41:44.160 --> 00:41:46.880 align:center P Four turning into a baby ant like this! 00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:49.400 align:center Totally breaking the stans' hearts. 00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:51.400 align:center Everyone's being forced into motherhood today. 00:41:55.200 --> 00:41:57.040 align:center So cool! 00:41:57.040 --> 00:41:59.040 align:center Hello, Mommas! 00:42:10.680 --> 00:42:12.760 align:center I talked to the team, 00:42:12.760 --> 00:42:15.480 align:center and we're changing the hashtag a bit. 00:42:15.480 --> 00:42:18.640 align:center From First Fansign, it's now this... 00:42:18.640 --> 00:42:22.640 align:center #TwoYearOldBabyAntFansign 00:42:29.960 --> 00:42:32.240 align:center To all the mommas out there, 00:42:32.240 --> 00:42:36.240 align:center please help take this little kid to number one! 00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:40.440 align:center Two-year-old baby ant! 00:42:41.640 --> 00:42:42.640 align:center Two-year-old baby ant! 00:42:43.240 --> 00:42:44.240 align:center Two-year-old baby ant! 00:42:44.840 --> 00:42:45.840 align:center Two-year-old baby ant! 00:42:46.720 --> 00:42:48.240 align:center Two-year-old baby ant! 00:42:48.600 --> 00:42:50.120 align:center Two-year-old baby ant! 00:42:50.400 --> 00:42:51.800 align:center Two-year-old baby ant! 00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:53.920 align:center Thank you, Mommy. Thank you! 00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:54.920 align:center Keep it up! 00:42:54.920 --> 00:42:56.920 align:center All done. Bye-bye! 00:43:03.960 --> 00:43:06.960 align:center Yeah, yeah, keep it up. 00:43:10.680 --> 00:43:13.120 align:center What's your name, Mommy? 00:43:13.120 --> 00:43:15.960 align:center Bua Waterlily. 00:43:15.960 --> 00:43:17.240 align:center Oh, this is...um... 00:43:17.240 --> 00:43:18.560 align:center A picture of my friend. 00:43:18.560 --> 00:43:20.560 align:center I just wanted to ask, isn't he super cute? 00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:24.760 align:center Well, he looks pretty decent. 00:43:24.760 --> 00:43:28.160 align:center But one thing's for sure, definitely cuter than your boyfriend. 00:43:28.160 --> 00:43:29.680 align:center Total needy cat energy, 00:43:29.680 --> 00:43:31.680 align:center but looks just like Doraemon, you know that? 00:43:41.440 --> 00:43:43.480 align:center So adorable, acting all cute. 00:43:43.480 --> 00:43:45.480 align:center Alright, time's up, keep moving. 00:43:58.160 --> 00:44:00.600 align:center Hello, what's your name? 00:44:00.600 --> 00:44:02.920 align:center I was going to say Fou4Mod, but let's go with Baabin instead. 00:44:02.920 --> 00:44:04.640 align:center Where would you like me to sign? 00:44:04.640 --> 00:44:06.760 align:center Or should I sign every single page? 00:44:06.760 --> 00:44:07.760 align:center So confident. 00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:12.400 align:center Um, I want an autograph 00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:15.440 align:center like the one you used to practice in 7th grade. 00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:16.600 align:center Back when you were all hyped up. 00:44:16.600 --> 00:44:18.320 align:center No way, I was never hyped up. Don't make stuff up. 00:44:18.320 --> 00:44:20.320 align:center I've always been cool. When was I ever hyped? 00:44:22.160 --> 00:44:26.160 align:center The "No Playboy" one, give me that one. 00:44:29.600 --> 00:44:30.440 align:center You even remember that? 00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:31.160 align:center Yup. 00:44:31.160 --> 00:44:34.160 align:center Alright, this is exclusively for you, special privilege. 00:44:36.720 --> 00:44:37.360 align:center Since we're already here... 00:44:37.360 --> 00:44:39.640 align:center Yeah? 00:44:39.640 --> 00:44:41.680 align:center Act cute for Mommy. 00:44:41.680 --> 00:44:42.440 align:center No way. 00:44:42.440 --> 00:44:43.760 align:center Do it for me, quick! 00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:47.760 align:center Come on, show me the animal ears, quick! 00:44:48.280 --> 00:44:49.480 align:center Cat ears. 00:44:49.480 --> 00:44:50.120 align:center Shark ears. 00:44:50.120 --> 00:44:52.120 align:center What do shark ears even look like? 00:44:53.360 --> 00:44:54.360 align:center Puppy ears. 00:44:54.840 --> 00:44:55.320 align:center Puppy ears. 00:44:55.760 --> 00:44:56.040 align:center Bear ears. 00:44:56.280 --> 00:44:56.600 align:center Bear ears. 00:44:56.880 --> 00:44:57.440 align:center Chicken peck. 00:44:57.440 --> 00:44:58.240 align:center Kiss. 00:44:58.240 --> 00:44:58.840 align:center Starfish kiss. 00:44:58.840 --> 00:45:00.680 align:center That's enough, damn it! What am I, a zoo? 00:45:00.680 --> 00:45:01.680 align:center Time is up. 00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:02.920 align:center Okay. 00:45:20.480 --> 00:45:21.480 align:center Hello. 00:45:26.600 --> 00:45:28.120 align:center Hello to whom? 00:45:28.120 --> 00:45:30.120 align:center Hello to the pretty one, of course. 00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:34.760 align:center Which one? 00:45:37.440 --> 00:45:38.240 align:center Right here. 00:45:38.240 --> 00:45:39.920 align:center Over there? 00:45:39.920 --> 00:45:41.080 align:center No. 00:45:41.080 --> 00:45:43.360 align:center Or this one? 00:45:43.360 --> 00:45:44.840 align:center In the pink shirt. 00:45:44.840 --> 00:45:45.840 align:center This one? 00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:48.600 align:center Yeah. 00:45:48.600 --> 00:45:49.840 align:center Oops. 00:45:49.840 --> 00:45:50.800 align:center Ooh. 00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:51.720 align:center Gail? 00:45:51.720 --> 00:45:52.920 align:center Uh-huh. 00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:53.920 align:center Abigail? 00:45:53.920 --> 00:45:54.880 align:center Yes, that's right. 00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:55.720 align:center Am I cute? 00:45:55.720 --> 00:45:56.720 align:center Yes, you are. 00:46:07.040 --> 00:46:10.640 align:center Sorry for secretly changing my nail design. 00:46:10.640 --> 00:46:14.640 align:center I sneaked out to redo them this morning. 00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:24.720 align:center Still cute. 00:46:24.720 --> 00:46:26.720 align:center The person wearing them is cuter. 00:46:28.640 --> 00:46:30.040 align:center Time is up. 00:46:30.040 --> 00:46:31.320 align:center Oh, alright. 00:46:31.320 --> 00:46:33.680 align:center Thank you. 00:46:33.680 --> 00:46:34.680 align:center Bye. 00:46:39.920 --> 00:46:42.600 align:center "Turning the fans into mommies, 00:46:42.600 --> 00:46:46.600 align:center leaving Chian as the only boyfriend." 00:46:52.680 --> 00:46:54.680 align:center I'm totally fine. Super chill. 00:47:04.080 --> 00:47:05.520 align:center Hey! The hashtag #TwoYearOldBabyAnt 00:47:05.520 --> 00:47:06.760 align:center Fansign is trending at number three! 00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:07.720 align:center Number three already? 00:47:07.720 --> 00:47:08.640 align:center It was just at number six a moment ago! 00:47:09.160 --> 00:47:10.080 align:center Number three now! 00:47:10.080 --> 00:47:12.480 align:center Hey, listen, we're definitely going to reel in tons of new fans today! 00:47:12.480 --> 00:47:14.080 align:center So many people are reposting! 00:47:14.080 --> 00:47:15.520 align:center Reeled in so many fans, and you know what? 00:47:15.520 --> 00:47:17.520 align:center Never forgetting to stay fabulous! 00:47:18.640 --> 00:47:19.920 align:center To everyone in this class group, 00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:21.480 align:center whatever you're doing, drop everything! 00:47:21.480 --> 00:47:22.920 align:center Go repost my stuff right now! 00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:25.000 align:center I want engagement numbers so high they blow up Phuket! 00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:26.640 align:center Number one spot has to be ours! Come on, help out! 00:47:26.640 --> 00:47:28.640 align:center Bring it on, I'll like them all! Watch me! 00:47:39.080 --> 00:47:41.520 align:center So cute! 00:47:41.520 --> 00:47:45.520 align:center How are you feeling today, P Four? You look slay as always! 00:47:46.120 --> 00:47:48.920 align:center I bet anyone who sees you will do a double take! 00:47:48.920 --> 00:47:50.960 align:center I come see you so often, you remember me, right? 00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:53.160 align:center I remember, I remember! So cute! 00:47:53.160 --> 00:47:54.280 align:center Can we do a heart pose together? 00:47:54.280 --> 00:47:56.120 align:center Sure! 00:47:56.120 --> 00:47:58.120 align:center Half a heart each. 00:47:59.360 --> 00:48:01.560 align:center Time is up. 00:48:01.560 --> 00:48:02.440 align:center Excuse me. 00:48:02.440 --> 00:48:04.040 align:center No touching the artist, please. 00:48:04.040 --> 00:48:06.240 align:center Sorry, sorry! 00:48:06.240 --> 00:48:06.880 align:center Thank you! 00:48:06.880 --> 00:48:08.880 align:center Bye-bye! Thank you! Goodbye! 00:48:12.960 --> 00:48:13.680 align:center Get it? 00:48:13.680 --> 00:48:14.440 align:center Got it. 00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:16.160 align:center You know what I mean? 00:48:16.160 --> 00:48:17.160 align:center I even got a video! 00:48:18.480 --> 00:48:19.000 align:center Ooh, so cute! 00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:19.800 align:center Hey! 00:48:19.800 --> 00:48:21.440 align:center Let me see! 00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:22.880 align:center Whoa! 00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:24.320 align:center You got a heart pose too? 00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:25.040 align:center How did you manage that? 00:48:25.040 --> 00:48:25.840 align:center OMG, literal goosebumps! 00:48:25.840 --> 00:48:28.800 align:center I asked at the very last second, was so nervous! 00:48:29.640 --> 00:48:31.640 align:center But he's in baby mode today, you know. 00:48:31.640 --> 00:48:33.720 align:center Totally true, he even looked at the camera! 00:48:33.720 --> 00:48:35.480 align:center Post it fast! Let me share it first! 00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:36.680 align:center Hurry up, tag me first! 00:48:36.680 --> 00:48:37.120 align:center Yeah, yeah! 00:48:37.120 --> 00:48:37.880 align:center Look at the video! 00:48:37.880 --> 00:48:38.880 align:center This is definitely getting tons of retweets! 00:48:40.600 --> 00:48:44.120 align:center I saw that earlier, sneaking a touch on my baby's arm. 00:48:44.120 --> 00:48:46.800 align:center We're boyfriends. Touching my boyfriend's arm is totally normal, Mommy. 00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:47.200 align:center True. 00:48:47.520 --> 00:48:48.240 align:center True. 00:48:48.240 --> 00:48:49.320 align:center Boyfriend, you know? 00:48:49.320 --> 00:48:50.800 align:center Yeah. 00:48:50.800 --> 00:48:51.880 align:center I'm still blushing! 00:48:51.880 --> 00:48:53.040 align:center So cute. 00:48:53.040 --> 00:48:56.920 align:center The rules clearly state no touching the artist, they even announced it. 00:48:56.920 --> 00:48:58.320 align:center What kind of fan are you anyway? 00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:00.920 align:center Mommy will see you in court. 00:49:00.920 --> 00:49:02.240 align:center What? 00:49:02.240 --> 00:49:03.720 align:center What's your problem? 00:49:03.720 --> 00:49:05.000 align:center I was just rushing the pose. 00:49:05.000 --> 00:49:06.440 align:center I didn't even mean to touch him. 00:49:06.440 --> 00:49:07.240 align:center Right? 00:49:07.240 --> 00:49:08.200 align:center Your baby didn't even mind. 00:49:08.200 --> 00:49:09.200 align:center That means he allowed it! 00:49:09.200 --> 00:49:09.720 align:center Allowed it? 00:49:09.720 --> 00:49:10.160 align:center Yeah! 00:49:10.160 --> 00:49:11.080 align:center Did he say that? Look at the clip! 00:49:11.080 --> 00:49:12.480 align:center Hey, don't cross the line. 00:49:12.480 --> 00:49:13.360 align:center Aren't you crossing the line? 00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:14.080 align:center Crossing the line? Wasn't he crossing the line just now? 00:49:14.080 --> 00:49:15.360 align:center Just go back to your spot! 00:49:16.000 --> 00:49:17.680 align:center Go back for what? You're a Boyfriend Stan, aren't you? 00:49:17.680 --> 00:49:19.200 align:center Delusional boyfriend nonsense. 00:49:19.200 --> 00:49:19.920 align:center Wow. 00:49:19.920 --> 00:49:21.240 align:center Like he'd ever want any of you as his boyfriend. 00:49:21.240 --> 00:49:23.760 align:center Oh, like he'd ever want you as his mother! 00:49:23.760 --> 00:49:25.840 align:center Did you give birth to him? Didn't think so! 00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:26.920 align:center Such drama queens, bunch of anti-fans. 00:49:26.920 --> 00:49:27.880 align:center And who do you think you are? 00:49:27.880 --> 00:49:28.280 align:center Who's a drama queen? 00:49:28.280 --> 00:49:28.960 align:center Who's an anti-fan? 00:49:28.960 --> 00:49:29.920 align:center Who are you? 00:49:29.920 --> 00:49:30.600 align:center What? 00:49:30.600 --> 00:49:32.080 align:center Who the hell are you to curse at me like this? 00:49:32.080 --> 00:49:33.560 align:center Well, I'm Fou4Mod's boyfriend! 00:49:33.560 --> 00:49:34.440 align:center Are you insane? 00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:36.320 align:center Insane, my ass! 00:49:36.320 --> 00:49:39.200 align:center Chian, calm down! 00:49:39.200 --> 00:49:40.440 align:center You thirsty mommy bitch! 00:49:40.440 --> 00:49:41.960 align:center Stop it, stop! 00:49:41.960 --> 00:49:43.520 align:center You dog face! 00:49:43.520 --> 00:49:44.440 align:center What is wrong with you? 00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:45.800 align:center Calm down. 00:49:45.800 --> 00:49:46.480 align:center What the hell, look at them first! 00:49:46.480 --> 00:49:47.480 align:center Calm down! 00:49:53.080 --> 00:49:54.440 align:center How's it going, how's it going? 00:49:54.440 --> 00:49:58.440 align:center It's going crazy! 00:50:00.840 --> 00:50:04.840 align:center Amazing, amazing! 00:50:05.720 --> 00:50:07.240 align:center It's just too sweet, can't handle it. 00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:11.200 align:center Stunning, stunning. 00:50:11.200 --> 00:50:13.440 align:center Done, done. 00:50:13.440 --> 00:50:15.600 align:center Can't handle how stunning it is. 00:50:15.600 --> 00:50:16.560 align:center Pear, how was it today? 00:50:16.560 --> 00:50:18.560 align:center Oh wow, it was the best. 00:50:18.560 --> 00:50:19.360 align:center The best. 00:50:19.360 --> 00:50:20.200 align:center The best, the best. 00:50:20.200 --> 00:50:22.080 align:center Absolutely the best. 00:50:22.080 --> 00:50:23.680 align:center Is it up yet? Is it? 00:50:25.960 --> 00:50:27.160 align:center Hey! 00:50:27.160 --> 00:50:27.960 align:center What is it? 00:50:27.960 --> 00:50:28.920 align:center Success... 00:50:28.920 --> 00:50:32.920 align:center It's #1 on the trends! 00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:37.480 align:center Thank you. 00:50:41.800 --> 00:50:42.200 align:center P Four was so handsome today. 00:50:42.200 --> 00:50:42.960 align:center Thank you. 00:50:42.960 --> 00:50:46.160 align:center My baby, you're the cutest. 00:50:46.160 --> 00:50:49.480 align:center Can I have my phone, please? 00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:51.000 align:center So satisfying, I'm gonna cry. 00:50:51.000 --> 00:50:53.800 align:center Let me screenshot this. 00:50:59.120 --> 00:51:00.680 align:center #NoMommyOnlyPFour 00:51:01.400 --> 00:51:02.640 align:center The #TwoYearOldBabyAnt hashtag dropped to #5 already. 00:51:03.840 --> 00:51:05.960 align:center It's okay, it's okay. And why is that? 00:51:05.960 --> 00:51:09.840 align:center One is one, one is only one. 00:51:09.840 --> 00:51:12.520 align:center #NoMommyOnlyPFour 00:51:12.520 --> 00:51:12.920 align:center SO gross fr 00:51:12.920 --> 00:51:15.080 align:center what kind of mom actually wants her son as a bf??? 00:51:15.080 --> 00:51:16.320 align:center Mommy Peasant. 00:51:16.320 --> 00:51:18.480 align:center "Don't lump us all together. 00:51:18.480 --> 00:51:20.280 align:center Touching an idol is wrong either way. 00:51:20.280 --> 00:51:21.520 align:center "I was there." 00:51:21.520 --> 00:51:22.880 align:center “She really grabbed Four's hand” 00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:25.120 align:center “I get why she flipped out." 00:51:25.120 --> 00:51:26.360 align:center “She's a fake mommy fan.” 00:51:26.360 --> 00:51:29.240 align:center Deep down, she just wants to date them 00:51:29.240 --> 00:51:32.240 align:center #NoMommyOnlyPFour 00:51:32.240 --> 00:51:35.440 align:center @chian.wichianmas 00:51:47.160 --> 00:51:47.840 align:center Who are you? 00:51:47.840 --> 00:51:48.600 align:center What? 00:51:48.600 --> 00:51:50.080 align:center Who are you to curse at me like this? 00:51:50.080 --> 00:51:51.480 align:center Well, I'm Fou4Mod's boyfriend! 00:51:51.480 --> 00:51:52.480 align:center Are you insane? 00:51:52.480 --> 00:51:53.160 align:center Insane, my ass. 00:51:54.880 --> 00:51:57.000 align:center So cringy. 00:51:57.000 --> 00:51:59.200 align:center You thirsty mommy bitch! 00:52:01.920 --> 00:52:02.560 align:center Stop, stop, stop! 00:52:02.560 --> 00:52:03.240 align:center Anti-fan! 00:52:03.240 --> 00:52:03.880 align:center You're the anti-fan! 00:52:03.880 --> 00:52:04.880 align:center You are! 00:52:40.200 --> 00:52:41.840 align:center Shit, Chian, nuke your account right now. 00:52:41.840 --> 00:52:43.840 align:center You're getting called out already. 00:52:49.360 --> 00:52:51.120 align:center “Can mommy fans stop being crazy for Four’s sake?” 00:52:51.120 --> 00:52:53.360 align:center "'Artists can't choose their fans.' I totally get that now." 00:52:53.360 --> 00:52:54.960 align:center "What kind of 'mommy fan' wants to date her own kid?" 00:52:54.960 --> 00:52:57.520 align:center "Wait, what happened? Spill the tea." 00:52:57.520 --> 00:53:00.520 align:center "Girl, you're no mommy fan." 00:53:00.520 --> 00:53:03.400 align:center #NoMommyOnlyPFour 00:53:17.800 --> 00:53:21.760 align:center Fou4Mod. 00:53:21.760 --> 00:53:23.760 align:center Chian, is that you? 00:53:26.240 --> 00:53:28.080 align:center Mom, hello. 00:53:28.080 --> 00:53:30.080 align:center Hello, dear. 00:53:33.640 --> 00:53:35.400 align:center Mom, can I go in? I want to talk to Fou4Mod. 00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:39.080 align:center Not yet, Chian. Come talk to me first. 00:53:39.080 --> 00:53:42.920 align:center Mom, I didn't do anything wrong. 00:53:42.920 --> 00:53:44.480 align:center I mean, I called him, but he wouldn't pick up. 00:53:44.480 --> 00:53:46.160 align:center And I was just protecting him, Mom. 00:53:46.160 --> 00:53:48.120 align:center Chian, listen to me. 00:53:48.120 --> 00:53:52.120 align:center Right now, Fou4Mod is super upset. 00:53:56.040 --> 00:54:00.040 align:center He asked me to tell you that he wants to block your Discord, 00:54:00.880 --> 00:54:04.880 align:center block your Instagram, and block your Line. 00:54:05.880 --> 00:54:07.640 align:center He wants to focus on his work, dear. 00:54:07.640 --> 00:54:08.120 align:center But I... 00:54:08.120 --> 00:54:09.440 align:center He doesn't want to be distracted. 00:54:09.440 --> 00:54:10.560 align:center No, I understand that he's mad at me. 00:54:10.560 --> 00:54:11.920 align:center But...I... 00:54:11.920 --> 00:54:13.360 align:center I just need to explain to him that... 00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:16.080 align:center I mean, I understand that he saw that clip, but like... 00:54:16.080 --> 00:54:18.080 align:center But now is not the time, Chian. 00:54:18.080 --> 00:54:21.440 align:center I think you should go home for now. 00:54:21.440 --> 00:54:23.440 align:center It's just not the right time, dear. 00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:41.360 align:center Goodbye, mom. 00:55:35.760 --> 00:55:36.920 align:center Um, can I get an autograph 00:55:36.920 --> 00:55:38.680 align:center like the one you used to practice in 7th grade? 00:55:38.680 --> 00:55:40.280 align:center Back when you were all hyped up. 00:55:40.280 --> 00:55:42.080 align:center No way, I was never hyped up. Don't make stuff up. 00:55:42.080 --> 00:55:45.880 align:center I've always been cool. When was I ever hyped? 00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:48.880 align:center The "No Playboy" one, give me that one. 00:55:53.240 --> 00:55:53.920 align:center You even remember that? 00:55:53.920 --> 00:55:54.840 align:center Yup. 00:55:54.840 --> 00:55:58.840 align:center Alright, this is exclusively for you, special privilege. 00:56:01.440 --> 00:56:03.120 align:center Your scream, you know... 00:56:03.120 --> 00:56:05.200 align:center It pierced through everyone else's. 00:56:05.200 --> 00:56:08.200 align:center I remember it so clearly. 00:56:39.440 --> 00:56:42.960 align:center Since we've known each other for seven years now, 00:56:42.960 --> 00:56:45.040 align:center if I let you ask for one wish, 00:56:45.040 --> 00:56:47.040 align:center what would you ask for? 00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:53.560 align:center Just one thing? 00:56:53.560 --> 00:56:55.560 align:center Hurry up, make a wish first. 00:56:57.720 --> 00:57:02.520 align:center Then I wish for you to stay and cheer for me forever. 00:57:02.520 --> 00:57:06.520 align:center Stay as my friend, keep screaming for me at every event. 00:57:08.120 --> 00:57:12.120 align:center Or at least until I have my own fan meeting. 00:57:13.840 --> 00:57:15.840 align:center Can you do that? 00:57:24.000 --> 00:57:26.000 align:center I'll be waiting to see you screaming in front of the stage, 00:57:26.000 --> 00:57:28.320 align:center loud enough to drown out my voice on stage. 00:57:28.320 --> 00:57:30.320 align:center Fou4Mod, No Playboy. 00:57:32.080 --> 00:57:33.240 align:center Hey! 00:57:33.440 --> 00:57:34.720 align:center Hmm? 00:57:34.720 --> 00:57:38.400 align:center I think I just found my long-lost biological child. 00:57:38.400 --> 00:57:40.040 align:center Your bias? 00:57:40.040 --> 00:57:41.320 align:center Yeah. 00:57:41.320 --> 00:57:45.320 align:center Get up, get up and tell me. 00:57:48.000 --> 00:57:51.240 align:center Fou4Mod is literally my baby. 00:57:51.240 --> 00:57:52.800 align:center I want to support him. 00:57:52.800 --> 00:57:56.760 align:center I want to see our friend reach his dream. 00:57:56.760 --> 00:58:00.760 align:center From now on, I'm stanning Fou4Mod. 00:58:01.240 --> 00:58:05.240 align:center Are you for real? 00:58:13.960 --> 00:58:17.240 align:center Alright, if you're going to be his momma, I can be his poppa. 00:58:17.240 --> 00:58:18.120 align:center Really? 00:58:18.120 --> 00:58:18.680 align:center Right. 00:58:18.680 --> 00:58:20.280 align:center Are you serious? 00:58:20.280 --> 00:58:22.240 align:center Aww, thank you! 00:58:24.360 --> 00:58:24.680 align:center You're the sweetest! 00:58:24.920 --> 00:58:25.240 align:center You're the sweetest! 00:58:25.440 --> 00:58:26.440 align:center You're the absolute sweetest! 00:58:27.640 --> 00:58:29.440 align:center Can you believe how happy I am? 00:58:29.440 --> 00:58:31.640 align:center Let's stan him together, okay? 00:58:31.640 --> 00:58:32.600 align:center I'm the momma, 00:58:32.600 --> 00:58:34.040 align:center and you're the poppa, right? 00:58:34.040 --> 00:58:35.360 align:center Holy shit, this is so great! 00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:39.360 align:center Anyway, let me look through his photobook first today. 00:58:40.160 --> 00:58:42.200 align:center If you need anything, just call me. 00:58:42.200 --> 00:58:43.720 align:center Okay? 00:58:43.720 --> 00:58:45.520 align:center I'm gonna practice doing his poses first, 00:58:45.520 --> 00:58:47.520 align:center just in case we go to a concert. 00:59:17.800 --> 00:59:21.800 align:center You know what, I have a secret to tell you too. 00:59:48.120 --> 00:59:52.120 align:center Honestly, I was never really a stan of anything. 00:59:52.320 --> 00:59:54.080 align:center Like with Lisa, 00:59:54.080 --> 00:59:56.680 align:center I just liked that she was great at dancing, 00:59:56.680 --> 00:59:59.040 align:center so I just kept watching her videos, 00:59:59.040 --> 01:00:01.640 align:center until I met you. 01:00:01.640 --> 01:00:03.120 align:center And you know what? 01:00:03.120 --> 01:00:05.640 align:center The real reason I love going fanboying with you everywhere 01:00:05.640 --> 01:00:09.640 align:center is because I love secretly watching your eyes. 01:00:11.960 --> 01:00:15.960 align:center The look in your eyes when you're fanboying is so damn cute. 01:00:26.240 --> 01:00:28.240 align:center I'm so head over heels for you. 01:00:34.520 --> 01:00:38.520 align:center I want to be with you in every single moment you stan someone. 01:00:55.800 --> 01:00:59.800 align:center I think...I'm actually a stan of you. 01:01:01.400 --> 01:01:04.520 align:center My ultimate bias is you. 01:01:04.520 --> 01:01:07.880 align:center And one day, I'll take this notebook 01:01:07.880 --> 01:01:09.880 align:center to hold a fansign for my boyfriend to sign. 01:01:42.040 --> 01:01:44.720 align:center Everyone has their secrets, huh? 01:01:44.720 --> 01:01:45.720 align:center Such a mess. 01:01:49.080 --> 01:01:52.240 align:center What about you? Ever kept a secret from me? 01:01:52.240 --> 01:01:54.920 align:center Yeah. 01:01:54.920 --> 01:01:57.200 align:center I have. 01:01:57.200 --> 01:01:58.200 align:center Tell me then. 01:02:01.160 --> 01:02:05.160 align:center Well...I used to have a crush on you back in 6th grade. 01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:11.600 align:center Back then, my face was so round. 01:02:11.600 --> 01:02:13.200 align:center And you... 01:02:13.200 --> 01:02:15.200 align:center you always loved pinching my cheeks every single morning. 01:02:29.320 --> 01:02:34.320 align:center Honestly, I was stanning Mew as a baby, 01:02:35.520 --> 01:02:40.520 align:center but out of nowhere, I ended up wanting him as a boyfriend. 01:02:41.520 --> 01:02:44.400 align:center Ew, taking your own baby as a boyfriend. 01:02:44.400 --> 01:02:46.400 align:center Total thirsty mommy behavior. 01:02:51.120 --> 01:02:54.800 align:center But right now, I don't like you anymore. 01:02:57.080 --> 01:02:59.080 align:center So let's just let it stay a secret. 01:03:10.880 --> 01:03:14.880 align:center What about you? Got any secrets from me? 01:03:21.200 --> 01:03:26.480 align:center I do. Did you know, back when we were kids, 01:03:26.480 --> 01:03:30.480 align:center the reason I loved pinching your cheeks every morning... 01:03:30.520 --> 01:03:33.920 align:center was because I actually liked you? 01:03:33.920 --> 01:03:36.920 align:center and I still like you right now. 01:03:45.880 --> 01:03:48.880 align:center But if I told you and you didn't feel the same, 01:03:51.120 --> 01:03:54.040 align:center it'd definitely make things awkward between us. 01:03:54.040 --> 01:03:58.040 align:center And you probably wouldn't share stories about my dads with me anymore. 01:04:02.280 --> 01:04:03.280 align:center Nope, none at all. 01:04:06.880 --> 01:04:07.880 align:center Yeah. 01:04:30.640 --> 01:04:31.640 align:center Let's get some sleep. 01:04:33.600 --> 01:04:34.600 align:center Yeah. 01:05:05.480 --> 01:05:06.520 align:center After Daddy Chian 01:05:06.520 --> 01:05:09.120 align:center got blocked on every platform by Daddy Fou4Mod, 01:05:09.120 --> 01:05:12.440 align:center the two haven't spoken for three weeks. 01:05:12.440 --> 01:05:13.640 align:center Daddy Chian wanted to clear things up, 01:05:13.640 --> 01:05:16.360 align:center so he had to blend in as one of Daddy Fou4Mod's fans. 01:05:16.360 --> 01:05:19.880 align:center "Dislike Fou4Mod" 01:05:19.880 --> 01:05:23.880 align:center Can you give me a cat kiss, a tantrum, an attitude, and a lion dance? 01:05:26.960 --> 01:05:27.880 align:center Look P'Chian, 01:05:27.880 --> 01:05:28.720 align:center I get you, 01:05:29.400 --> 01:05:30.960 align:center but I'm a fan too. 01:05:30.960 --> 01:05:33.240 align:center Afraid other fans will find out and call it privilege? 01:05:33.240 --> 01:05:33.800 align:center Baa, you're a friend. 01:05:33.800 --> 01:05:33.960 align:center Afraid other fans will find out and call it privilege? 01:05:34.520 --> 01:05:35.400 align:center I'm his boyfriend. 01:05:35.400 --> 01:05:36.200 align:center Come on. 01:05:36.200 --> 01:05:37.600 align:center Did stanning brainwash you or something? 01:05:37.600 --> 01:05:38.800 align:center And what the hell is your problem? 01:05:38.800 --> 01:05:39.800 align:center What the hell is your problem?