WEBVTT 00:00:46.711 --> 00:00:48.251 align:center You think he sees us? 00:00:48.255 --> 00:00:50.385 align:center No, he can't see us. 00:00:50.382 --> 00:00:53.172 align:center But trust me, he can feel us watching. 00:01:02.102 --> 00:01:06.892 align:center Pop? Oh, that's a big one, Pop. That's a big one here. 00:01:06.898 --> 00:01:08.148 align:center Okay. 00:01:08.150 --> 00:01:10.070 align:center He showed up. 00:01:10.068 --> 00:01:11.818 align:center Ten-two. Come on, kid, you can do it. 00:01:11.820 --> 00:01:13.830 align:center He's circling that little alcove right there. 00:01:13.822 --> 00:01:15.692 align:center This is all you, Kale. That's it. 00:01:15.698 --> 00:01:17.958 align:center Try to put it right in front of him. Right in front of him. 00:01:17.951 --> 00:01:20.201 align:center See, you're talking to me, and you're messing me up, Dad. 00:01:20.203 --> 00:01:21.493 align:center Okay. Don't spook him. 00:01:21.496 --> 00:01:22.706 align:center Come on. There. 00:01:22.705 --> 00:01:23.955 align:center There we go. 00:01:23.957 --> 00:01:25.707 align:center Oh, that was perfect. 00:01:25.708 --> 00:01:27.708 align:center Oh, he's taking it. Look, he's following it. 00:01:27.710 --> 00:01:28.970 align:center Easy. Easy. 00:01:28.962 --> 00:01:30.712 align:center Dead drift. 00:01:30.713 --> 00:01:32.003 align:center Oh, you gotta be kidding. 00:01:32.007 --> 00:01:33.847 align:center Easy. Easy. Come on, baby, take it. 00:01:33.842 --> 00:01:35.592 align:center Take it, baby. Bite, bite, bite! 00:01:35.593 --> 00:01:37.593 align:center Oh! He bit, he bit! Okay, easy. 00:01:37.595 --> 00:01:39.135 align:center That's it. Tip up. Tip up. Okay, okay. 00:01:39.139 --> 00:01:40.559 align:center Do I let go? Do I let the line go? 00:01:40.556 --> 00:01:42.056 align:center No, don't panic. Just let him take it. 00:01:42.058 --> 00:01:43.608 align:center If he wants to take it, let him take it. 00:01:43.601 --> 00:01:45.221 align:center Tip up. That's it. He got it. He's biting. 00:01:45.228 --> 00:01:46.778 align:center I know. No, he's got it, baby. Come on. 00:01:46.771 --> 00:01:48.561 align:center Okay, reel him in slow. Nice and slow. Hold him. 00:01:48.564 --> 00:01:50.104 align:center Oh. 00:01:50.108 --> 00:01:51.858 align:center All right. All right. 00:01:51.860 --> 00:01:53.070 align:center You gotta be kidding me. 00:01:53.069 --> 00:01:55.329 align:center That's all right. 00:01:55.322 --> 00:01:56.902 align:center It's okay. You did everything you could. 00:01:56.906 --> 00:01:58.746 align:center This is ridiculous. Yeah, no, it's fine. 00:01:58.741 --> 00:02:01.241 align:center You did everything you could. Sometimes they just get away. 00:02:01.244 --> 00:02:03.914 align:center Come on, let's take a break. Come on, it's all right. 00:02:03.913 --> 00:02:07.043 align:center If I can't catch a fish, I don't know what I'm doing out here. 00:02:07.042 --> 00:02:09.042 align:center Beats working, right? What? 00:02:09.044 --> 00:02:10.964 align:center Hold that. I said, it beats working. 00:02:10.962 --> 00:02:13.502 align:center You're a writer. You work from home. 00:02:13.507 --> 00:02:15.677 align:center You ain't got it that tough, come on. 00:02:15.675 --> 00:02:17.005 align:center Here you go. You got it? 00:02:17.010 --> 00:02:18.350 align:center Yeah. 00:02:24.934 --> 00:02:26.474 align:center You know what? Mmm-hmm. 00:02:26.478 --> 00:02:28.398 align:center I really appreciate you bailing on your friends 00:02:28.397 --> 00:02:31.027 align:center to spend some time with your old man. 00:02:31.024 --> 00:02:32.604 align:center It's not like you forced me to be here, Pop. 00:02:32.608 --> 00:02:33.988 align:center No, I know, but I appreciate it. 00:02:33.985 --> 00:02:35.365 align:center I appreciate it. 00:02:35.362 --> 00:02:37.232 align:center Anything you want to talk about? Anything... 00:02:38.448 --> 00:02:40.038 align:center What? What? No, it's just... 00:02:40.033 --> 00:02:42.363 align:center Is this that moment? This is that... Never mind. 00:02:42.369 --> 00:02:44.459 align:center No, no, this is that father-son... No, never... 00:02:44.454 --> 00:02:46.954 align:center No, I'm in. I got something. Forget I said it. 00:02:46.956 --> 00:02:49.876 align:center Here's something. You got a keen eye for this. 00:02:49.876 --> 00:02:51.836 align:center You're not gonna tell Mom? No, I won't say anything. 00:02:51.836 --> 00:02:53.546 align:center No? All right. I'm having a kid. 00:02:53.547 --> 00:02:55.467 align:center Yeah. You know, your little boy's growing up. 00:02:55.465 --> 00:02:57.385 align:center I got a girl pregnant, and now I gotta go visit her. 00:02:57.384 --> 00:02:59.594 align:center She lives in Reno. I don't know how I'm gonna get there. 00:02:59.593 --> 00:03:01.053 align:center I'll probably have to take Mom's car. 00:03:01.054 --> 00:03:02.594 align:center But we're gonna live together. 00:03:02.596 --> 00:03:04.306 align:center We're gonna move into a trailer park. Hmm! 00:03:04.307 --> 00:03:06.147 align:center Yeah, her name's Shirley. She's real great. 00:03:06.142 --> 00:03:07.352 align:center Yeah? She cute? 00:03:07.352 --> 00:03:08.642 align:center Of course. 00:03:08.644 --> 00:03:10.224 align:center Yeah. Good. That's all that counts. 00:03:10.230 --> 00:03:13.110 align:center Smart-ass. Let's fish. 00:03:13.108 --> 00:03:16.818 align:center I'm gonna catch one before you. 00:03:16.819 --> 00:03:18.949 align:center Yeah, but I don't mess with you while you're fishing. 00:03:18.947 --> 00:03:20.657 align:center That's the deal. 00:03:21.908 --> 00:03:24.248 align:center No, Ma, we drained the entire... 00:03:24.244 --> 00:03:27.534 align:center Literally every fish that was swimming in the river is now in the trunk right now. 00:03:28.915 --> 00:03:30.955 align:center You're kidding. No, I'm not kidding. 00:03:30.959 --> 00:03:33.629 align:center Yeah, are you sure you two aren't stopping off and buying a fish, 00:03:33.627 --> 00:03:35.177 align:center like you did last time? 00:03:35.171 --> 00:03:37.041 align:center What? 00:03:37.048 --> 00:03:39.468 align:center Are we gonna stop off and buy fish, like the last time? 00:03:39.468 --> 00:03:41.638 align:center No, no. Ma, come on. We know you're too savvy for that. 00:03:41.636 --> 00:03:42.976 align:center Oh, come on, look at this guy. 00:03:42.971 --> 00:03:44.261 align:center Oh, come on! Jackass! 00:03:44.264 --> 00:03:45.684 align:center Hey. No, no, no. No, not you, Mom. 00:03:45.681 --> 00:03:47.091 align:center I'm sorry. Give me the phone. 00:03:47.100 --> 00:03:48.770 align:center Hey, babe, you should have seen him today. 00:03:48.768 --> 00:03:50.018 align:center We got enough fish for a week. 00:03:51.271 --> 00:03:52.521 align:center How long do you think you'll be? 00:03:52.522 --> 00:03:54.142 align:center I don't know. About an hour? 00:03:54.149 --> 00:03:55.649 align:center Forty-five... 00:03:55.650 --> 00:03:56.990 align:center Kale! 00:04:04.784 --> 00:04:06.114 align:center Kale! 00:04:08.997 --> 00:04:12.297 align:center Oh, God. 00:04:12.292 --> 00:04:14.202 align:center Kale, are you okay? 00:04:16.045 --> 00:04:17.375 align:center Dad. 00:04:18.798 --> 00:04:20.218 align:center Kale! 00:05:04.844 --> 00:05:06.174 align:center Dad? 00:05:44.092 --> 00:05:45.382 align:center Move it! 00:05:50.682 --> 00:05:52.092 align:center Quizas... 00:05:55.228 --> 00:05:56.978 align:center Kiss ass... 00:06:24.924 --> 00:06:26.674 align:center Yeah, keep dreaming, perv. 00:06:31.473 --> 00:06:32.683 align:center Ronnie! 00:06:44.319 --> 00:06:45.869 align:center Senor Brecht? 00:06:52.368 --> 00:06:54.328 align:center Kale. 00:06:55.789 --> 00:06:57.339 align:center So, Kale, 00:06:57.332 --> 00:06:59.622 align:center think you can stay conscious long enough to tell us 00:06:59.626 --> 00:07:02.546 align:center your plans for the three wondrous 00:07:02.545 --> 00:07:04.425 align:center summer months ahead? 00:07:06.341 --> 00:07:07.751 align:center Do you want me to stand up? 00:07:07.759 --> 00:07:09.059 align:center Mmm-hmm. 00:07:11.929 --> 00:07:13.769 align:center Um... 00:07:13.765 --> 00:07:15.305 align:center Summer months. 00:07:15.308 --> 00:07:16.648 align:center Uh... 00:07:41.083 --> 00:07:42.503 align:center I don't know what you just said. 00:07:42.502 --> 00:07:45.172 align:center I didn't read that far in the book. 00:07:45.171 --> 00:07:47.921 align:center Did you do the homework or not? 00:07:47.923 --> 00:07:49.803 align:center I guess not. 00:07:49.801 --> 00:07:51.961 align:center You guess not? 00:07:51.969 --> 00:07:53.729 align:center Tsk. 00:07:53.722 --> 00:07:56.932 align:center I don't know who you think you are, 00:07:56.932 --> 00:07:59.602 align:center or who you think you're dealing with. 00:07:59.602 --> 00:08:02.972 align:center You can't give me a straight answer, fine. 00:08:02.980 --> 00:08:07.070 align:center Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fail you 00:08:07.068 --> 00:08:08.528 align:center right now. 00:08:12.198 --> 00:08:14.498 align:center What would your father think? 00:08:16.452 --> 00:08:18.372 align:center No, Kale! No, no, no! 00:08:23.251 --> 00:08:25.121 align:center Okay, Mr. Brecht. 00:08:27.963 --> 00:08:30.173 align:center You're six months shy of 18. 00:08:30.174 --> 00:08:34.464 align:center That means the Assault Two charge you've pled guilty to carries a maximum 00:08:34.470 --> 00:08:36.440 align:center of one year in juvie. 00:08:36.431 --> 00:08:39.261 align:center With these priors, you're up to three. 00:08:40.476 --> 00:08:43.526 align:center Losing a parent isn't easy, 00:08:43.521 --> 00:08:48.141 align:center which is why I'm sentencing you to three months house arrest. 00:08:48.150 --> 00:08:51.370 align:center Mr. Brecht, I just cut you a break. 00:08:51.362 --> 00:08:53.022 align:center Don't test me. 00:08:54.449 --> 00:08:58.669 align:center Okay, you're all set to go nowhere. 00:08:58.661 --> 00:09:01.161 align:center Now, green means you're good, you're in the safe zone, 00:09:01.163 --> 00:09:04.493 align:center which covers about a 100-foot radius from this guy. 00:09:04.500 --> 00:09:06.720 align:center You unplug it, the police come immediately. 00:09:06.711 --> 00:09:08.211 align:center He's like a modem. 00:09:08.212 --> 00:09:10.542 align:center He gets a constant GPS signal from Mr. Bracelet 00:09:10.548 --> 00:09:14.058 align:center that goes through your phone line to the monitoring systems downtown. 00:09:14.051 --> 00:09:15.761 align:center So they know where you are, where you've been 00:09:15.762 --> 00:09:17.552 align:center and what you're thinking, 25/7. 00:09:17.555 --> 00:09:19.845 align:center What if he accidentally goes beyond... Red light flashes. 00:09:19.849 --> 00:09:22.609 align:center You got 10 seconds to get your butt back to green, or else. 00:09:22.602 --> 00:09:24.472 align:center Or else what? The execution squad shows up? 00:09:24.479 --> 00:09:26.529 align:center And they don't bring blindfolds. 00:09:26.522 --> 00:09:28.182 align:center It's tamper-proof and waterproof. 00:09:28.190 --> 00:09:30.240 align:center So don't try to stick your foot in a bucket of water 00:09:30.234 --> 00:09:31.814 align:center and hop across the line. 00:09:31.820 --> 00:09:33.620 align:center It won't work, and you'll look stupid. Hmm. 00:09:33.613 --> 00:09:35.483 align:center Now, here's the instructions. Here's my card. 00:09:35.490 --> 00:09:37.330 align:center Thank you. 00:09:37.325 --> 00:09:40.615 align:center Are you all set up to pay the incarceration fee, Mrs. Brecht? 00:09:40.620 --> 00:09:41.920 align:center No. 00:09:41.913 --> 00:09:44.333 align:center $12. Every day. 00:09:44.332 --> 00:09:46.502 align:center I accept all major credit cards. 00:09:46.501 --> 00:09:48.541 align:center Great. 00:09:48.544 --> 00:09:50.754 align:center My wallet's right over here. 00:09:57.386 --> 00:09:58.556 align:center Officer. 00:09:58.554 --> 00:09:59.934 align:center I'm sorry, Mrs. Brecht. 00:09:59.931 --> 00:10:01.261 align:center Thank you, really. 00:10:02.141 --> 00:10:03.641 align:center Gutierrez? 00:10:03.643 --> 00:10:06.263 align:center Your Spanish teacher, 00:10:06.270 --> 00:10:07.860 align:center he's my cousin. 00:10:10.191 --> 00:10:12.401 align:center Oh, one more thing. Listen up. 00:10:12.401 --> 00:10:14.521 align:center House arrest might sound like a breeze, 00:10:14.529 --> 00:10:17.699 align:center but I've seen many a folk get a bit loopy after too long. 00:10:17.699 --> 00:10:19.369 align:center Some after just a day or two. 00:10:19.367 --> 00:10:23.167 align:center So find constructive things to do to keep yourself busy. 00:10:24.372 --> 00:10:26.032 align:center Boom! Nice shot. 00:10:26.040 --> 00:10:28.340 align:center Okay, get my left flank. There's two more at the entrance. 00:10:28.334 --> 00:10:30.164 align:center Let me jump on the M60. Cobra's at 3 o'clock. 00:10:30.169 --> 00:10:32.549 align:center - Just get your position and hold it. - Do it now, man! 00:10:32.547 --> 00:10:35.347 align:center Just get your position and hold it. Go down to the bottom entrance. 00:10:35.341 --> 00:10:37.171 align:center Okay, here we go. Here it comes, here it comes. 00:10:37.176 --> 00:10:38.676 align:center Just watch. Here it goes. Shoot, now! 00:10:38.678 --> 00:10:40.388 align:center Fired. Come on! 00:10:40.388 --> 00:10:43.268 align:center Boom! Boom! Got it. Okay, we got that. We got that. 00:10:43.265 --> 00:10:46.685 align:center Now, follow me. Off the ledge. There's a secret entrance at the bottom. 00:10:48.563 --> 00:10:49.893 align:center Hello? 00:10:53.776 --> 00:10:55.656 align:center You gotta be kidding me. Hello? 00:11:02.994 --> 00:11:07.534 align:center Alan stops by Cheaters to discuss what's been eating at his conscience. 00:11:07.540 --> 00:11:12.010 align:center Well, your camera busted in on the situation that I guess I was in. 00:11:12.003 --> 00:11:13.333 align:center Uh-oh. 00:11:14.505 --> 00:11:15.715 align:center Here she comes. 00:11:15.715 --> 00:11:17.425 align:center Hey! Where you going? 00:11:17.425 --> 00:11:18.675 align:center Caught you, bro. 00:11:18.676 --> 00:11:20.556 align:center Here. Come around here. 00:11:20.553 --> 00:11:21.843 align:center What the... is going on? 00:11:21.846 --> 00:11:23.726 align:center Alan? Come on. 00:11:23.723 --> 00:11:24.973 align:center Man up, Alan. 00:11:24.974 --> 00:11:26.724 align:center - Open the...door. - Alan? 00:11:26.726 --> 00:11:28.856 align:center - What the... - What the hell you doing? 00:11:28.853 --> 00:11:30.723 align:center What the... 00:11:30.730 --> 00:11:33.030 align:center Explain what you're doing with Valerie's cousin? 00:11:33.024 --> 00:11:35.194 align:center How the hell... How the... 00:12:35.628 --> 00:12:37.878 align:center ♪ I was gonna clean my room until I got high 00:12:39.172 --> 00:12:41.842 align:center ♪ I was gonna get up and find the broom 00:12:41.843 --> 00:12:43.463 align:center ♪ But then I got high ♪ 00:12:49.892 --> 00:12:51.972 align:center ...Saint Tropez all the way to Cannes. 00:12:51.978 --> 00:12:56.238 align:center It was so beautiful. There's nothing like it, especially from the air. 00:12:56.231 --> 00:12:59.311 align:center Parasail with us through the skies over endless blue water. 00:12:59.318 --> 00:13:04.618 align:center Then shop Cabo's maze of streets, alleyway stores and curios. 00:13:04.615 --> 00:13:07.745 align:center Then we'll get adventurous with the best in water sports. 00:13:07.743 --> 00:13:11.573 align:center And, of course, the good stuff, chicas calientes. 00:13:13.206 --> 00:13:16.546 align:center On Bikini Destinations, Cabo San Lucas. 00:13:16.544 --> 00:13:17.834 align:center Police in Madison... 00:13:17.837 --> 00:13:19.717 align:center More trash TV? No, it's news. 00:13:19.714 --> 00:13:22.134 align:center ...15 miles west of Springdale have released the first photo 00:13:22.133 --> 00:13:23.593 align:center of 33-year-old Patricia Williams, 00:13:23.592 --> 00:13:25.342 align:center who may be the victim of a kidnapping. 00:13:25.344 --> 00:13:27.804 align:center Family members reported Williams missing yesterday 00:13:27.805 --> 00:13:30.935 align:center after repeated calls to her cell phone went unanswered for three days. 00:13:30.933 --> 00:13:32.473 align:center You canceled my Xbox. 00:13:32.476 --> 00:13:34.066 align:center iTunes, too. 00:13:35.563 --> 00:13:37.983 align:center You know what else I'm canceling? 00:13:37.982 --> 00:13:41.152 align:center Maid service. 00:13:41.152 --> 00:13:45.232 align:center Look, Kale, I'm sorry you're a felon, but this is not a vacation. 00:13:45.238 --> 00:13:46.448 align:center Mmm-hmm. 00:13:46.448 --> 00:13:48.208 align:center I have two open houses today. 00:13:48.201 --> 00:13:51.201 align:center I want you to clean up this room and clean up the kitchen. 00:13:51.204 --> 00:13:53.414 align:center I'll do that. Let me just check my schedule. 00:13:53.414 --> 00:13:55.794 align:center If you have any information on the whereabouts 00:13:55.791 --> 00:13:58.081 align:center of Patricia Williams, a special hotline number 00:13:58.086 --> 00:13:59.756 align:center has been set up at 1-800... 00:14:01.005 --> 00:14:02.675 align:center Isn't that a little overdramatic? 00:14:02.673 --> 00:14:04.503 align:center You don't think I'm just gonna plug it back in? 00:14:04.508 --> 00:14:05.848 align:center Dramatic? 00:14:10.305 --> 00:14:12.975 align:center What are you gonna do now? 00:14:12.975 --> 00:14:15.065 align:center Are you crazy? 00:14:15.061 --> 00:14:17.471 align:center Ma... That's dramatic. 00:14:18.606 --> 00:14:20.526 align:center Clean up your room. 00:14:24.570 --> 00:14:26.830 align:center Ronnie, you have no idea how much this thing itches. 00:14:26.822 --> 00:14:29.242 align:center Plus, my mother transformed. She's a dictator now, 00:14:29.242 --> 00:14:31.822 align:center like the warden from Shawshank. And she took my Xbox. 00:14:31.827 --> 00:14:34.707 align:center And my iTunes are gone, right? And I can't go anywhere. 00:14:34.705 --> 00:14:37.335 align:center I'm losing it. I'm losing my mind. Just give me any information, 00:14:37.332 --> 00:14:39.332 align:center anything at all. What's going on out there? 00:14:39.334 --> 00:14:42.584 align:center You gotta see these Oahu chicks. The natives are ferocious. 00:14:42.588 --> 00:14:44.008 align:center This girl down by the pool, 00:14:44.006 --> 00:14:46.466 align:center she just taught me how to say "Lauhala-lana." 00:14:46.467 --> 00:14:48.267 align:center What does that mean? I have no idea. 00:14:48.261 --> 00:14:49.921 align:center I think it's a Hawaiian mating call. 00:14:49.929 --> 00:14:51.139 align:center You're lying. 00:14:52.431 --> 00:14:54.341 align:center Who's that with you? Is that... 00:14:54.349 --> 00:14:56.609 align:center Do you work here? I'm gonna have to call you back, okay? 00:14:56.602 --> 00:14:58.812 align:center No, no, don't do it. Ronnie. Ronnie. 00:14:58.813 --> 00:15:01.233 align:center Ronnie! Ronnie! I've gotta go, bye. 00:15:02.441 --> 00:15:08.441 align:center ♪ The most loneliest day of my life 00:15:08.447 --> 00:15:14.167 align:center ♪ The most loneliest day of my life 00:15:15.163 --> 00:15:18.453 align:center ♪ Such a lonely day 00:15:18.457 --> 00:15:20.507 align:center ♪ Shouldn't exist 00:15:21.794 --> 00:15:27.674 align:center ♪ It's a day that I'll never miss 00:15:27.675 --> 00:15:30.965 align:center ♪ Such a lonely day 00:15:30.970 --> 00:15:33.230 align:center ♪ And it's mine 00:15:34.348 --> 00:15:40.398 align:center ♪ The most loneliest day of my life 00:15:40.395 --> 00:15:42.895 align:center ♪ And if you go 00:15:42.898 --> 00:15:47.118 align:center Oh, yeah. Here we go. 00:15:47.111 --> 00:15:51.191 align:center Oh, yeah, there we go. Yeah. 00:15:51.199 --> 00:15:52.869 align:center ♪ I wanna die with you 00:15:52.867 --> 00:15:56.667 align:center ♪ Take your hand and walk away 00:15:58.914 --> 00:16:02.004 align:center Mary asked if I'd cover the hostess stand a couple nights this week. 00:16:02.001 --> 00:16:04.001 align:center So, I could be kind of late. 00:16:09.342 --> 00:16:12.012 align:center Do you want to talk about anything? 00:16:13.428 --> 00:16:15.018 align:center I got nothing. 00:16:18.392 --> 00:16:21.722 align:center ♪ Such a lonely day 00:16:21.729 --> 00:16:23.989 align:center ♪ And it's mine 00:16:25.399 --> 00:16:31.829 align:center ♪ It's a day that I'm glad I survived ♪ 00:16:45.627 --> 00:16:47.837 align:center I'm dropping this off in the garage. 00:16:47.838 --> 00:16:50.548 align:center Oh, careful. Careful. 00:16:50.549 --> 00:16:54.139 align:center It's a priceless family heirloom. I don't have time to explain it. 00:16:55.054 --> 00:16:56.934 align:center Put it downstairs. 00:17:03.187 --> 00:17:05.357 align:center Get the boxes out first. 00:17:22.664 --> 00:17:25.414 align:center Ashley, sweetie, could you please come upstairs? 00:17:26.961 --> 00:17:28.291 align:center Be nice to your mom today, okay? 00:17:28.296 --> 00:17:30.136 align:center I am being very nice. 00:17:30.131 --> 00:17:33.041 align:center And we've got more stuff in the car, so, you know, join in. 00:17:37.346 --> 00:17:39.096 align:center Yeah, I'm coming! 00:17:39.974 --> 00:17:41.224 align:center God. 00:17:41.225 --> 00:17:42.555 align:center Yeah? 00:17:44.895 --> 00:17:46.935 align:center Oh! Oh, shit. 00:17:51.110 --> 00:17:52.450 align:center No! 00:17:54.696 --> 00:17:56.736 align:center It's dog shit. 00:17:59.618 --> 00:18:01.288 align:center What a retard! 00:18:03.289 --> 00:18:04.879 align:center You little bastards. 00:18:04.873 --> 00:18:06.703 align:center Bet you think that's real funny, huh? 00:18:06.708 --> 00:18:09.878 align:center What are you gonna do? Kill us, like you killed your teacher? 00:18:09.878 --> 00:18:13.468 align:center Not before I shove this shit and my foot back up your asses. 00:18:13.466 --> 00:18:14.966 align:center Oh, crap! 00:18:19.305 --> 00:18:21.225 align:center Dude, you said he couldn't leave his house. 00:18:21.223 --> 00:18:23.223 align:center He can't! 00:18:24.643 --> 00:18:29.313 align:center Oh, shit. Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit! 00:18:29.315 --> 00:18:31.775 align:center Turn green! Turn green! 00:18:31.775 --> 00:18:35.365 align:center Okay, here we are, back at home. I'm good. 00:18:35.363 --> 00:18:37.573 align:center Turn green. Come on. 00:18:37.572 --> 00:18:39.992 align:center Come on! Turn green, I'm in! 00:18:39.992 --> 00:18:42.072 align:center Turn green. Come on. 00:18:45.498 --> 00:18:46.918 align:center Yes! 00:18:46.915 --> 00:18:49.545 align:center Yes! Yes! 00:18:52.587 --> 00:18:54.587 align:center Hey, are you okay? 00:18:54.589 --> 00:18:56.679 align:center No, it's fine. 00:18:56.675 --> 00:18:59.805 align:center I'm fine. It just... It turned. I'm green. 00:19:06.727 --> 00:19:08.727 align:center No, no, no. Sir? Listen. Officer, listen to me. 00:19:08.729 --> 00:19:11.029 align:center I wasn't trying to go anywhere. I wasn't trying to leave. 00:19:11.023 --> 00:19:15.153 align:center There's a bag of shit on my stairs. Two kids just... 00:19:15.152 --> 00:19:17.982 align:center Honestly, they put a bag of shit on my stairs and they lit it on fire. 00:19:17.988 --> 00:19:21.038 align:center Get down on the ground. There's a bag of shit on my... 00:19:21.033 --> 00:19:22.323 align:center Get down on the ground! 00:19:23.577 --> 00:19:26.747 align:center Get your hands behind your head. 00:19:26.747 --> 00:19:28.287 align:center Somebody comes and shits on my house? 00:19:28.290 --> 00:19:30.210 align:center Face down, face down. 00:19:30.209 --> 00:19:31.669 align:center This is bullshit. 00:19:32.586 --> 00:19:34.796 align:center Now give me your other hand. 00:19:48.436 --> 00:19:51.646 align:center Kale, calm down. The officers were probably in the neighborhood already. 00:19:51.646 --> 00:19:54.526 align:center Yeah, but the cop that came, that cop is my teacher's cousin. 00:19:54.525 --> 00:19:56.655 align:center They're related. Isn't that a conflict of interest? 00:19:56.651 --> 00:19:57.941 align:center Is there no other cops that can... 00:19:57.945 --> 00:20:00.115 align:center He didn't haul you away, right? 00:20:00.114 --> 00:20:01.444 align:center No. No, he didn't. He... 00:20:01.449 --> 00:20:02.659 align:center Because first times happen. 00:20:02.657 --> 00:20:04.117 align:center Right. The officers knew that. 00:20:04.118 --> 00:20:05.958 align:center Even your teacher's cousin. 00:20:05.953 --> 00:20:08.873 align:center But next time you will be back in front of a judge, all right? 00:20:08.872 --> 00:20:10.582 align:center Thank you. 00:20:37.943 --> 00:20:39.693 align:center ♪ Aha 00:20:39.694 --> 00:20:41.444 align:center ♪ Shake 00:20:41.447 --> 00:20:44.367 align:center ♪ Taper jean girl with a motel face 00:20:44.366 --> 00:20:45.956 align:center Little harder, Chad. 00:20:45.951 --> 00:20:47.241 align:center ♪ Aha 00:20:47.244 --> 00:20:49.124 align:center ♪ Shake 00:20:49.121 --> 00:20:53.081 align:center ♪ Bury your eyes in a secret place 00:20:53.083 --> 00:20:55.043 align:center ♪ Aha 00:20:55.043 --> 00:20:56.833 align:center ♪ Shake 00:20:56.837 --> 00:20:58.217 align:center ♪ Black as night on a Sunday 00:21:02.343 --> 00:21:04.013 align:center Hi, pup. 00:21:04.011 --> 00:21:05.261 align:center Come here. 00:21:09.391 --> 00:21:10.801 align:center You and me, both. 00:21:10.809 --> 00:21:12.059 align:center Frankie! Frankie! 00:21:12.060 --> 00:21:14.530 align:center Where is he? Where is he? No, no, no. 00:21:14.522 --> 00:21:17.102 align:center Frankie! Where are you? 00:21:17.107 --> 00:21:18.567 align:center Frankie! 00:21:24.323 --> 00:21:28.323 align:center ♪ Heartbreak 00:21:28.327 --> 00:21:31.577 align:center ♪ Knockin' 'em down like the 7th grade ♪ 00:22:01.193 --> 00:22:04.323 align:center Mom? What'd you get? 00:22:04.321 --> 00:22:06.151 align:center Just a couple things. 00:22:06.156 --> 00:22:08.366 align:center You want to try them on for me? 00:22:08.367 --> 00:22:09.577 align:center Maybe later. 00:22:09.577 --> 00:22:11.667 align:center Well, the pool's almost ready. 00:22:54.580 --> 00:22:58.130 align:center Aloha, Senor Kale. 00:22:58.125 --> 00:23:02.215 align:center Ronald! What's going on, bro? 00:23:02.212 --> 00:23:03.922 align:center Nothing. How you doing? 00:23:03.922 --> 00:23:06.172 align:center Oh, great. Have you been showering? Of course. Come on. 00:23:06.174 --> 00:23:07.674 align:center What is that? Macadamia nuts. 00:23:07.676 --> 00:23:09.466 align:center That's all you got me? Some stupid nuts? 00:23:09.470 --> 00:23:11.730 align:center Hey, I got something to show you that is most definitely... 00:23:11.722 --> 00:23:14.342 align:center No, no. I got something to show you. I got something to show you. 00:23:14.349 --> 00:23:15.689 align:center This is reality without the TV. 00:23:15.684 --> 00:23:17.264 align:center There's a world right outside my window. 00:23:17.269 --> 00:23:19.149 align:center Look, look. Here we go. I have Maui chicks, man. 00:23:19.146 --> 00:23:20.856 align:center There it is. Mrs. Pilch. 00:23:20.855 --> 00:23:22.485 align:center And the Pilch dog. 00:23:22.483 --> 00:23:24.483 align:center Exciting. No, no, no, wait, it's not done. 00:23:24.485 --> 00:23:26.275 align:center Look, and then she... Look what she does. 00:23:26.278 --> 00:23:28.658 align:center She says bye to Linda, the maid they have at the house, 00:23:28.656 --> 00:23:32.196 align:center who has a titty tat, you know. 00:23:32.200 --> 00:23:35.120 align:center And then every Thursday at 4:00, she goes to the country club 00:23:35.120 --> 00:23:37.250 align:center and plays tennis with Betty Big-Bangs over there. 00:23:37.247 --> 00:23:39.207 align:center Okay, and then the ladies leave. 00:23:39.207 --> 00:23:41.917 align:center Here we go. Cue Mr. Pilch, coming back from work. 00:23:41.918 --> 00:23:43.418 align:center Fascinating. Here we go, here we go. 00:23:43.420 --> 00:23:44.800 align:center Get up. Get up and look at this. 00:23:44.797 --> 00:23:46.427 align:center What do you think that's about, huh? 00:23:46.423 --> 00:23:49.303 align:center He comes in. Here, take this. Take this. Take it. 00:23:49.301 --> 00:23:53.301 align:center Put that down. Look. Look at the top, second story. 00:23:53.305 --> 00:23:55.135 align:center Who's there? Uh-huh! Damn! 00:23:55.140 --> 00:23:57.400 align:center Right? You see what I'm saying? Here, come on. Whoa! 00:23:57.392 --> 00:23:58.682 align:center Ronnie, let's go. 00:23:58.686 --> 00:24:01.186 align:center Yeah, yeah, I'm coming. 00:24:01.188 --> 00:24:04.238 align:center Oh, my God, you've made the Tower of Twinkie. 00:24:04.232 --> 00:24:06.402 align:center Is that in the Stalker's Handbook somewhere? 00:24:06.401 --> 00:24:09.061 align:center No, listen. That's not what I am, okay? I'm not a stalker. 00:24:09.070 --> 00:24:10.620 align:center These are just simple observations. 00:24:10.614 --> 00:24:12.654 align:center Natural side effects of chronic boredom. 00:24:12.658 --> 00:24:14.248 align:center Find your passion, Kale. 00:24:14.242 --> 00:24:17.412 align:center This is Robert Turner. 00:24:17.412 --> 00:24:18.572 align:center And... 00:24:18.580 --> 00:24:20.000 align:center He does that about twice a day. 00:24:19.998 --> 00:24:22.208 align:center Other than that, I don't really see him. 00:24:22.209 --> 00:24:25.339 align:center Here's the little shitbagger sleeper cell I was telling you about, remember? 00:24:25.337 --> 00:24:27.007 align:center Oh, the ding-dong ditch? Yeah, that's them. 00:24:27.005 --> 00:24:28.965 align:center So what's the plan for the counterattack? 00:24:28.965 --> 00:24:30.805 align:center I don't know. I'm keeping my options open. 00:24:30.801 --> 00:24:33.301 align:center The runt is mine. Here, come on. 00:24:36.765 --> 00:24:38.015 align:center What was that? 00:24:38.016 --> 00:24:40.306 align:center Here, come on. 00:24:40.310 --> 00:24:42.440 align:center Last stop on the tour. 00:24:44.189 --> 00:24:46.399 align:center Here, come here. Come here. 00:24:48.777 --> 00:24:50.197 align:center Oh, my God. 00:24:57.703 --> 00:24:59.493 align:center There is a God. 00:25:01.248 --> 00:25:02.668 align:center Yeah. 00:25:09.214 --> 00:25:11.544 align:center Who is she? 00:25:11.550 --> 00:25:12.810 align:center I don't know. 00:25:12.801 --> 00:25:14.921 align:center What's stopping you? 00:25:45.500 --> 00:25:47.420 align:center Come on. 00:25:52.758 --> 00:25:54.928 align:center Shit. Oh, God. 00:25:56.595 --> 00:25:58.015 align:center Can I help you? 00:25:58.012 --> 00:26:00.222 align:center No, no, no. I'm fine, I got it. I got it. 00:26:00.223 --> 00:26:02.933 align:center I'm real close. It's just the bush has grown a little bit. 00:26:02.935 --> 00:26:05.935 align:center Don't worry about it. I do this all the time. 00:26:05.938 --> 00:26:07.938 align:center Yeah, I can tell. 00:26:07.940 --> 00:26:10.450 align:center I got these two. 00:26:10.442 --> 00:26:12.612 align:center A little embarrassing, I can't get my own mail. 00:26:12.611 --> 00:26:15.361 align:center I think any pride you had left was gone a while ago. 00:26:15.363 --> 00:26:16.983 align:center Oh, you mean when the cops came. 00:26:16.989 --> 00:26:18.999 align:center No, no, no. That was a screw-up on their end. 00:26:18.991 --> 00:26:22.621 align:center That wasn't me. Wrong guy, wrong house, wrong... 00:26:22.621 --> 00:26:25.661 align:center Wrong. Just wrong. I'm Kale, by the way. 00:26:28.042 --> 00:26:29.872 align:center So, how's your move going? 00:26:29.878 --> 00:26:32.008 align:center Still going. Yeah? 00:26:32.004 --> 00:26:34.884 align:center I'd help. I'm just a little spatially challenged at the moment. 00:26:34.883 --> 00:26:37.463 align:center Yeah, you kinda got that whole Martha Stewart thing going on. 00:26:37.469 --> 00:26:38.979 align:center Yeah, kinda. Except I don't get, like, 00:26:38.971 --> 00:26:41.261 align:center a 48-hour allowance for office visits. 00:26:41.264 --> 00:26:43.474 align:center I'm not very good at decorating pastries, either. 00:26:43.475 --> 00:26:44.935 align:center It's not one of my strong suits. 00:26:44.935 --> 00:26:46.565 align:center So, where'd you say you moved from? 00:26:46.561 --> 00:26:47.811 align:center I'm from the city. 00:26:47.813 --> 00:26:49.103 align:center The city? 00:26:49.105 --> 00:26:51.275 align:center And now, forcefully relocated. 00:26:51.274 --> 00:26:52.604 align:center Hmm. 00:26:52.609 --> 00:26:53.949 align:center Ashley? 00:26:55.863 --> 00:26:58.443 align:center Can you come in here, please? 00:26:58.448 --> 00:27:00.368 align:center My mom. 00:27:00.367 --> 00:27:01.957 align:center Yeah, I've been washing dishes by hand. 00:27:01.952 --> 00:27:03.822 align:center She's really polite and always says "please," 00:27:03.829 --> 00:27:06.709 align:center but she has that tone, did you notice? 00:27:06.707 --> 00:27:08.707 align:center Yeah, I know the tone. 00:27:08.709 --> 00:27:10.969 align:center I'm Ashley, by the way. 00:27:12.212 --> 00:27:13.672 align:center Noticed that, too. 00:27:21.388 --> 00:27:24.688 align:center Japan's earning season will go into full swing this week, so... 00:27:24.683 --> 00:27:26.223 align:center ...weeks ago. 00:27:26.226 --> 00:27:28.476 align:center A valet parking attendant says an unidentified person 00:27:28.478 --> 00:27:32.488 align:center picked up Williams sometime between 10:00 and 10:30 p.m. 00:27:32.482 --> 00:27:35.652 align:center That individual was driving a blue 1960s Ford Mustang, 00:27:35.652 --> 00:27:37.942 align:center which may have been dented on the left side. 00:27:37.946 --> 00:27:40.366 align:center Police have released a surveillance tape 00:27:40.365 --> 00:27:42.115 align:center confirming the eyewitness account. 00:27:42.116 --> 00:27:44.116 align:center But now, in the newest development, 00:27:44.118 --> 00:27:48.418 align:center sources close to the investigation say a review of the entire tape... 00:28:02.637 --> 00:28:04.687 align:center Started without me, huh? 00:28:08.936 --> 00:28:10.266 align:center Nice. 00:28:13.273 --> 00:28:15.353 align:center What are you stopping for? 00:28:20.655 --> 00:28:21.985 align:center No. 00:28:30.206 --> 00:28:33.086 align:center You can't see me. It's too dark in here. 00:28:38.882 --> 00:28:42.382 align:center All right, you've done it. You've pushed me right over the edge. 00:28:42.385 --> 00:28:46.135 align:center Just look at me when I talk to you! Now, listen... 00:28:47.140 --> 00:28:49.650 align:center You've let me down, Ashley! 00:29:03.364 --> 00:29:05.994 align:center ♪ I played pretend between the trees 00:29:05.993 --> 00:29:09.243 align:center ♪ And fed my houseguests bark and leaves 00:29:09.245 --> 00:29:11.705 align:center ♪ And laughed... ♪ 00:30:13.309 --> 00:30:14.769 align:center A Mustang. 00:31:21.377 --> 00:31:23.427 align:center Oh, Jesus. Jesus. 00:31:23.421 --> 00:31:26.331 align:center I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you heard me. I'm sorry. 00:31:26.340 --> 00:31:28.850 align:center That's fine. It's fine. I didn't hear you. You're like a ninja. 00:31:28.843 --> 00:31:30.463 align:center I'm sorry. It's fine. 00:31:30.470 --> 00:31:32.230 align:center What are you doing? 00:31:32.222 --> 00:31:36.222 align:center Just staring out the window. Staring at the wind. You know, 00:31:36.226 --> 00:31:37.556 align:center getting creative. 00:31:37.560 --> 00:31:39.320 align:center Well, I just wanted to say good night. 00:31:39.312 --> 00:31:40.892 align:center Well, good night. I love you. Okay. 00:31:40.897 --> 00:31:43.737 align:center I love you. Mmm-hmm. Okay. Sleep good. 00:31:43.733 --> 00:31:45.273 align:center Jesus, Ma. 00:32:37.620 --> 00:32:38.960 align:center Hey. 00:32:40.081 --> 00:32:41.911 align:center What are you doing? 00:32:44.294 --> 00:32:46.794 align:center What are you doing? 00:32:46.796 --> 00:32:50.636 align:center Looking at my garden? Is that it? 00:32:50.633 --> 00:32:53.013 align:center You looking at my beautiful garden? 00:32:56.097 --> 00:32:58.847 align:center Well, I caught you now. 00:32:58.850 --> 00:33:00.480 align:center I got you. 00:33:07.108 --> 00:33:10.408 align:center Yeah, you're not gonna dig in my garden anymore. 00:33:13.240 --> 00:33:15.660 align:center Nothing about missing bunnies, but listen to this. 00:33:15.658 --> 00:33:18.288 align:center Now the cops are saying that the circumstances surrounding 00:33:18.286 --> 00:33:19.996 align:center the girl's disappearance are similar 00:33:19.996 --> 00:33:22.666 align:center to several murder-kidnappings in Austin three years ago. 00:33:24.042 --> 00:33:25.292 align:center All redheads. 00:33:26.627 --> 00:33:28.467 align:center They didn't catch the guy, 00:33:28.462 --> 00:33:31.382 align:center but they found seven chicks' bodies in a house 00:33:31.383 --> 00:33:34.383 align:center a year after the alleged killer abandoned the property. 00:33:34.386 --> 00:33:37.676 align:center No leads, no way of IDing whoever lived there, 00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:40.190 align:center 'cause he used a fake name, and probably a PO box, 00:33:40.183 --> 00:33:42.933 align:center 'cause no mail was ever delivered to the house. 00:33:42.936 --> 00:33:45.026 align:center Hello. 00:33:45.021 --> 00:33:46.891 align:center Oh, here, check this. They got pictures. 00:33:46.898 --> 00:33:48.488 align:center Wow, that is sick. Hello. 00:33:48.482 --> 00:33:50.982 align:center Yo, you gotta see this. Check this... Movement. 00:33:50.985 --> 00:33:53.235 align:center We're going swimming. Okay. 00:33:53.238 --> 00:33:55.158 align:center ♪ Hate will get you every time 00:33:55.156 --> 00:33:56.746 align:center What do we have? 00:33:56.741 --> 00:33:58.031 align:center ♪ Always love 00:33:58.034 --> 00:33:59.704 align:center Well, better late than never, right? 00:33:59.702 --> 00:34:00.862 align:center Mmm-hmm. 00:34:00.870 --> 00:34:02.170 align:center ♪ Hate will get you 00:34:02.163 --> 00:34:04.953 align:center Here we go. Here we go. 00:34:04.958 --> 00:34:07.878 align:center I really, really like your neighborhood. 00:34:07.877 --> 00:34:09.837 align:center ♪ You said to me quietly on the stairs 00:34:09.837 --> 00:34:12.547 align:center ♪ I've been held back by something 00:34:12.548 --> 00:34:13.888 align:center ♪ Yeah 00:34:13.883 --> 00:34:15.093 align:center Well, that's new. 00:34:15.093 --> 00:34:16.383 align:center We like new. 00:34:16.386 --> 00:34:18.266 align:center ♪ You said to me quietly on the stairs 00:34:18.263 --> 00:34:20.303 align:center ♪ You said, hey, you good ones 00:34:20.307 --> 00:34:22.937 align:center It's so warm, baby. 00:34:22.934 --> 00:34:25.184 align:center ♪ Hey, you good ones 00:34:25.186 --> 00:34:29.316 align:center Okay, that's it. Cleansing breath. Can I? 00:34:29.316 --> 00:34:30.816 align:center Yeah. Okay. 00:34:30.817 --> 00:34:32.357 align:center ♪ It's just a choice 00:34:32.360 --> 00:34:34.120 align:center There we go. 00:34:34.112 --> 00:34:37.362 align:center Okay, girl, you concentrate now. This is for the gold. 00:34:38.658 --> 00:34:39.958 align:center Oh, God! 00:34:43.204 --> 00:34:46.084 align:center You're a jackass. You are a genuine jackass. 00:34:46.082 --> 00:34:47.872 align:center Seriously, there's no way she heard that. 00:34:47.875 --> 00:34:50.875 align:center I promise you, she heard it. My deaf aunt in Omaha heard. 00:34:50.878 --> 00:34:52.798 align:center ♪ Always love 00:34:52.797 --> 00:34:54.587 align:center ♪ Hate will get you 00:34:54.590 --> 00:34:58.140 align:center ♪ I've been held back by something 00:34:58.136 --> 00:34:59.926 align:center ♪ Yeah 00:34:59.929 --> 00:35:01.099 align:center Oh, no! 00:35:01.097 --> 00:35:02.387 align:center What? She just saw me. She saw me. 00:35:02.390 --> 00:35:03.810 align:center What? Yeah, she saw me. 00:35:03.808 --> 00:35:05.358 align:center She was looking up at me when... No. 00:35:05.352 --> 00:35:06.812 align:center No, no. Yeah, she saw me. 00:35:06.811 --> 00:35:08.311 align:center There's no way she... See? She's... 00:35:08.313 --> 00:35:09.603 align:center Okay, maybe she did. 00:35:09.605 --> 00:35:10.895 align:center Really? 00:35:10.898 --> 00:35:13.158 align:center Well, are her swims always that short? 00:35:13.151 --> 00:35:15.861 align:center No, she usually takes her time with it. That's what I'm telling you. 00:35:15.862 --> 00:35:18.032 align:center ♪ You said to me quietly on the stairs 00:35:18.031 --> 00:35:20.901 align:center ♪ You said, hey, you good ones ♪ 00:35:20.908 --> 00:35:24.788 align:center Oh, God. And now she's gone. 00:35:26.664 --> 00:35:28.084 align:center No! 00:35:28.082 --> 00:35:29.372 align:center It's nothing. It's not her. 00:35:29.376 --> 00:35:31.256 align:center Well, listen, it could be her. 00:35:31.252 --> 00:35:33.582 align:center It's not, so... Okay, we'll check. We'll check. 00:35:33.587 --> 00:35:38.307 align:center Well, no, no, I'm saying, if it's not her, then you can let them go away. 00:35:38.301 --> 00:35:40.091 align:center It's her at the door. 00:35:40.094 --> 00:35:41.844 align:center No! No, no, no. 00:35:41.846 --> 00:35:43.686 align:center Just look, look. 00:35:43.681 --> 00:35:47.301 align:center Shit! Don't, don't... Okay, okay, okay. Stop it. Okay. 00:35:47.310 --> 00:35:49.570 align:center Wait, wait, I got it. Oh, my God, we are so busted. 00:35:49.562 --> 00:35:52.142 align:center No, no, no! Wait! Don't answer it! I have to. 00:35:52.148 --> 00:35:53.898 align:center She knows I'm here. I got the thing on my foot. 00:36:00.323 --> 00:36:01.943 align:center Hi. 00:36:01.949 --> 00:36:03.369 align:center What took you so long? 00:36:03.368 --> 00:36:06.418 align:center What... We were... We were upstairs playing. 00:36:07.705 --> 00:36:09.995 align:center Video games! Yeah. Video games. 00:36:09.999 --> 00:36:13.009 align:center This is my friend, Ronnie. Ronald. 00:36:13.002 --> 00:36:15.332 align:center Say hi, Ronald. Hi, Ronald. 00:36:15.338 --> 00:36:17.298 align:center You're so stupid. 00:36:17.298 --> 00:36:21.268 align:center So, what brings you here? To my house? 00:36:21.261 --> 00:36:22.671 align:center I got locked out. 00:36:22.678 --> 00:36:24.178 align:center Oh, that sucks. 00:36:24.180 --> 00:36:25.850 align:center It's a tragedy. 00:36:28.435 --> 00:36:31.895 align:center So, you gotta call someone? 00:36:31.896 --> 00:36:35.816 align:center No, I'd rather stay stranded, if you don't mind. 00:36:35.816 --> 00:36:38.366 align:center Video games, huh? I like to play. 00:36:42.740 --> 00:36:44.290 align:center Is this your room? 00:36:44.284 --> 00:36:47.244 align:center Just so you know, it's a little messy, okay? 00:36:47.245 --> 00:36:48.575 align:center A little? 00:36:48.580 --> 00:36:50.790 align:center Yeah. 00:36:50.790 --> 00:36:53.840 align:center Anything interesting out here? Huh? 00:36:54.752 --> 00:36:56.082 align:center The... 00:36:57.464 --> 00:36:58.884 align:center Okay. Uh... 00:37:01.384 --> 00:37:04.924 align:center I'm sorry, what did you say? I didn't hear you. 00:37:04.929 --> 00:37:08.599 align:center Are you spying on the neighbors, Kale? 00:37:08.600 --> 00:37:10.770 align:center Oh! Actually, he is. 00:37:10.768 --> 00:37:12.648 align:center Um, you see, he's got this neighbor, 00:37:12.645 --> 00:37:15.275 align:center who I guess, by definition, would also be your neighbor. 00:37:15.273 --> 00:37:16.523 align:center Who may, in point of fact, 00:37:16.524 --> 00:37:18.154 align:center be a cold-blooded killer... Right. 00:37:18.151 --> 00:37:20.231 align:center ...from Texas. Right. Well, he's from Austin. 00:37:20.236 --> 00:37:22.076 align:center Yeah. Mmm-hmm. Is that so? 00:37:22.071 --> 00:37:24.401 align:center Yeah. Yeah, that's... Exhibit A. Robert Turner. 00:37:24.407 --> 00:37:26.117 align:center - Oh... - Yeah. 00:37:26.117 --> 00:37:28.077 align:center Yeah, I've seen him. So? 00:37:28.077 --> 00:37:30.537 align:center So? So... 00:37:30.538 --> 00:37:32.918 align:center Well, so, the missing girl's from Madison? 00:37:32.915 --> 00:37:34.245 align:center On the news. 00:37:34.250 --> 00:37:36.170 align:center You think he has something to do with that? 00:37:36.169 --> 00:37:37.669 align:center He drives a car just like the one she was 00:37:37.670 --> 00:37:39.380 align:center last seen in. Which is a '60s-era Mustang. 00:37:39.380 --> 00:37:40.840 align:center A '60s-era Mustang. 00:37:40.840 --> 00:37:42.550 align:center Same color. Yeah. And it's the same color. 00:37:42.550 --> 00:37:44.140 align:center Gee, that really narrows it down. 00:37:44.135 --> 00:37:47.345 align:center Well, you know, the news said that car was dented. 00:37:47.347 --> 00:37:50.267 align:center Yeah, and his front fender's dented. Yeah. 00:37:50.266 --> 00:37:51.516 align:center Right? 00:37:51.518 --> 00:37:53.438 align:center It's cohesive. 00:37:53.436 --> 00:37:55.276 align:center It matches. The whole story. Yeah. 00:37:55.271 --> 00:37:56.561 align:center It fits. 00:37:57.815 --> 00:37:59.275 align:center Okay. 00:38:03.321 --> 00:38:05.781 align:center I am seeing the Mustang. 00:38:05.781 --> 00:38:07.741 align:center Uh-huh. 00:38:07.741 --> 00:38:09.661 align:center But no bashed-in fender. 00:38:09.661 --> 00:38:12.201 align:center What? Yeah, no, it's there. It's there. 00:38:12.205 --> 00:38:14.245 align:center If I could just... 00:38:14.248 --> 00:38:16.298 align:center It should be there. 00:38:18.378 --> 00:38:20.548 align:center That's weird. How'd he get it fixed so fast? 00:38:20.547 --> 00:38:24.007 align:center Maybe 'cause it was never there in the first place. 00:38:25.593 --> 00:38:29.803 align:center However, he is clearly a pack rat. 00:38:30.764 --> 00:38:32.644 align:center He plays volleyball. 00:38:34.060 --> 00:38:35.400 align:center He collects skulls! 00:38:35.395 --> 00:38:37.105 align:center What? Here, let me see. 00:38:41.275 --> 00:38:42.735 align:center That's a longhorn skull. 00:38:42.735 --> 00:38:44.445 align:center You know what state's famous for longhorns. 00:38:44.445 --> 00:38:46.155 align:center Texas. And what state's the killer from? 00:38:46.155 --> 00:38:47.405 align:center Texas. 00:38:47.407 --> 00:38:48.747 align:center Hmm! 00:38:48.741 --> 00:38:51.411 align:center Fine. Where's the coffee and donuts? 00:38:52.995 --> 00:38:56.625 align:center You can't have a stakeout without coffee and donuts. 00:39:01.921 --> 00:39:03.791 align:center That's everything I could find. 00:39:03.797 --> 00:39:06.927 align:center Got most of it off of my uncle. He's a type-A sociopath. 00:39:06.926 --> 00:39:08.426 align:center How long has Turner lived there? 00:39:08.428 --> 00:39:11.058 align:center I don't know. A few years. 00:39:11.055 --> 00:39:12.595 align:center Hey, check this out. 00:39:12.599 --> 00:39:14.939 align:center The victims they found in Texas were preserved, 00:39:14.934 --> 00:39:17.104 align:center delaying their decomposition. 00:39:17.103 --> 00:39:19.103 align:center This guy was so sick. 00:39:19.105 --> 00:39:23.775 align:center They say their bodies were twisted and jammed into the basement walls. 00:39:23.776 --> 00:39:28.286 align:center This girl died from blunt trauma, most likely blows to the head and face. 00:39:28.281 --> 00:39:31.031 align:center Gnarly. I'm hungry. 00:39:32.952 --> 00:39:34.702 align:center Let's order pizza. 00:39:37.373 --> 00:39:41.543 align:center ♪ Everlasting day 00:39:42.878 --> 00:39:46.178 align:center ♪ Said I'm searching for your heart 00:39:48.718 --> 00:39:52.928 align:center ♪ I'm alone today 00:39:54.641 --> 00:39:58.891 align:center ♪ But the waiting here is nice 00:40:00.688 --> 00:40:04.568 align:center ♪ Tell me the way 00:40:05.859 --> 00:40:07.909 align:center He's been gone a while. 00:40:07.903 --> 00:40:09.233 align:center Here. 00:40:10.156 --> 00:40:11.786 align:center How'd you get my phone? 00:40:11.783 --> 00:40:13.743 align:center That's a big violation of privacy, you know. 00:40:13.743 --> 00:40:16.623 align:center This is... I could turn you in for this. 00:40:18.414 --> 00:40:20.244 align:center What did you do? I know you did something. 00:40:22.376 --> 00:40:24.676 align:center Every time he calls you, 00:40:26.464 --> 00:40:27.674 align:center that's what you'll hear. 00:40:27.674 --> 00:40:30.804 align:center Okay. That's a nice choice. 00:40:31.719 --> 00:40:34.139 align:center Cute. 00:40:34.138 --> 00:40:36.098 align:center It's a little scary, though, right? 00:40:36.098 --> 00:40:38.438 align:center It could use a little color. Do you mind? 00:40:38.434 --> 00:40:39.814 align:center ♪ Whoa now, can't you see? 00:40:39.811 --> 00:40:41.971 align:center ♪ My pretty love, she's far away 00:40:41.979 --> 00:40:44.239 align:center No. Go for it, Picasso. 00:40:44.231 --> 00:40:45.891 align:center ♪ She's all right 00:40:45.899 --> 00:40:48.949 align:center ♪ I love my baby 'cause she's all right 00:40:50.822 --> 00:40:53.902 align:center ♪ Everlasting day 00:40:55.827 --> 00:40:59.627 align:center ♪ Said I'm searching for your heart 00:41:01.582 --> 00:41:05.292 align:center ♪ Tear me away 00:41:07.839 --> 00:41:11.809 align:center ♪ From the plans I'm dreaming of 00:41:15.137 --> 00:41:20.977 align:center So, why'd your parents drag you to the 'burbs, anyway? 00:41:20.976 --> 00:41:25.356 align:center Well, I guess my mom wanted to keep my dad on a shorter leash. 00:41:26.649 --> 00:41:29.909 align:center City life had its temptations. 00:41:29.902 --> 00:41:35.072 align:center But my mom pretty much cries just as much as she always did, 00:41:35.074 --> 00:41:37.784 align:center and my dad doesn't care more than ever. 00:41:37.785 --> 00:41:39.615 align:center ♪ Whoa now, had to say 00:41:39.620 --> 00:41:41.750 align:center What'd they think, the extra bathroom would help? 00:41:41.748 --> 00:41:43.248 align:center Maybe a two-car garage. 00:41:43.249 --> 00:41:45.379 align:center "You know what, honey? Infidelity, forget about it. 00:41:45.376 --> 00:41:47.046 align:center "Look at the storage space!" 00:41:47.044 --> 00:41:48.874 align:center Something like that. 00:41:49.756 --> 00:41:51.966 align:center ♪ Whoa now, had to say 00:41:51.965 --> 00:41:54.345 align:center So, what are your issues, Kale? 00:41:56.763 --> 00:41:58.683 align:center What makes you think I have issues? 00:41:58.681 --> 00:42:00.721 align:center Gee, I don't know. 00:42:04.270 --> 00:42:06.190 align:center Look, there he is. 00:42:12.111 --> 00:42:13.941 align:center It's another car. 00:42:13.946 --> 00:42:17.156 align:center ♪ Whoa now, had to say 00:42:17.157 --> 00:42:19.617 align:center ♪ My pretty love, she's far away 00:42:19.619 --> 00:42:21.999 align:center Who said chivalry's dead? 00:42:21.995 --> 00:42:23.245 align:center I didn't. 00:42:24.415 --> 00:42:26.125 align:center There's a club girl for you. 00:42:26.125 --> 00:42:28.505 align:center How can you tell? 00:42:28.502 --> 00:42:31.632 align:center The bright green bracelet is from The Place. 00:42:31.631 --> 00:42:35.091 align:center The red one is from The Komodo Club, and yellow is from Razors. 00:42:35.092 --> 00:42:38.092 align:center Jesus. You must have a great ID, huh? 00:42:38.095 --> 00:42:39.845 align:center I don't need one. 00:42:40.807 --> 00:42:42.897 align:center I love her shoes. 00:42:42.892 --> 00:42:45.012 align:center You gotta be joking. 00:42:45.018 --> 00:42:49.818 align:center Is that what you're looking at? Shoes. 00:42:49.816 --> 00:42:52.156 align:center Of course. 00:42:52.151 --> 00:42:54.191 align:center ♪ Tear me away 00:42:54.194 --> 00:42:56.364 align:center He's going in. 00:42:56.363 --> 00:42:58.073 align:center He's gonna get her all liquored up. 00:42:59.325 --> 00:43:00.905 align:center This feels wrong. 00:43:03.203 --> 00:43:05.493 align:center Oh, he's going for it. 00:43:06.999 --> 00:43:08.759 align:center Okay. 00:43:08.751 --> 00:43:10.961 align:center Here he goes. 00:43:10.962 --> 00:43:12.292 align:center Denied. 00:43:15.090 --> 00:43:17.970 align:center Look at the look on his face. 00:43:20.179 --> 00:43:21.349 align:center Oh! 00:43:21.347 --> 00:43:24.017 align:center A little music to set the mood. 00:43:24.016 --> 00:43:25.646 align:center What do you think they're listening to? 00:43:25.643 --> 00:43:27.813 align:center I don't know. 00:43:27.812 --> 00:43:31.232 align:center You know what? I got an idea. Here, take this. 00:43:31.231 --> 00:43:33.561 align:center ♪ My pretty love, she's far away ♪ 00:43:36.904 --> 00:43:38.444 align:center No. No? 00:43:40.950 --> 00:43:44.250 align:center No. Stop, stop. 00:43:44.244 --> 00:43:45.744 align:center No. Yeah. 00:43:45.746 --> 00:43:47.836 align:center You're kidding me. I think we got a match. 00:43:47.832 --> 00:43:49.082 align:center Oh, God. 00:43:49.082 --> 00:43:51.662 align:center ♪ It'll take the end of all time 00:43:51.669 --> 00:43:53.379 align:center It does match. 00:43:53.379 --> 00:43:55.799 align:center Only in Disturbia. 00:43:55.798 --> 00:43:58.008 align:center Where else are you gonna get this kind of entertainment? 00:43:58.009 --> 00:43:59.469 align:center ♪ Like I do 00:43:59.468 --> 00:44:01.598 align:center Thank God you moved here, right? 00:44:01.595 --> 00:44:03.225 align:center Yeah. 00:44:03.222 --> 00:44:09.932 align:center ♪ You'll never find the rhythm, the rhyme 00:44:11.522 --> 00:44:13.432 align:center Wait a minute. 00:44:13.440 --> 00:44:16.610 align:center Wait, did you see that? Wait, zoom in a little. 00:44:28.330 --> 00:44:30.090 align:center Oh, my God. 00:44:45.097 --> 00:44:47.227 align:center Did you see that? The price tag. 00:44:47.224 --> 00:44:49.304 align:center She won't be returning that dress. 00:44:49.309 --> 00:44:51.859 align:center ♪ Late in the midnight hour, baby 00:44:51.854 --> 00:44:53.474 align:center ♪ You're gonna miss my lovin' 00:44:53.480 --> 00:44:56.530 align:center ♪ When it's cold outside 00:44:56.525 --> 00:44:59.865 align:center Oh, there you go. Now you should bust your move. 00:45:04.283 --> 00:45:06.283 align:center Who's the redhead? 00:45:06.285 --> 00:45:07.615 align:center She's cute. 00:45:07.620 --> 00:45:09.170 align:center Don't you have something to do? Huh? 00:45:09.162 --> 00:45:10.532 align:center Don't you have something to do? 00:45:10.539 --> 00:45:12.169 align:center No. Your... 00:45:12.165 --> 00:45:14.165 align:center Oh, uh... 00:45:14.167 --> 00:45:17.837 align:center Yeah. My dad likes this song, by the way. 00:45:17.838 --> 00:45:21.928 align:center ♪ Someone who needs you like I do ♪ 00:45:29.182 --> 00:45:30.472 align:center Hi, Mom. 00:45:31.310 --> 00:45:32.570 align:center Here we go. 00:45:32.561 --> 00:45:34.391 align:center No, I'm fine. 00:45:34.396 --> 00:45:36.566 align:center I'm at Barnes & Noble. 00:45:38.943 --> 00:45:41.153 align:center No, that's okay, I'll walk. 00:45:42.321 --> 00:45:44.531 align:center Shift's over. Gotta go. 00:45:46.199 --> 00:45:47.499 align:center Walk me? 00:45:48.744 --> 00:45:50.664 align:center Sure. 00:45:50.663 --> 00:45:51.993 align:center Give this to your mom. 00:45:55.709 --> 00:45:59.679 align:center Thank you for an interesting night and day. 00:46:04.969 --> 00:46:07.729 align:center I guess this is as far as you go. 00:46:07.721 --> 00:46:09.431 align:center I guess so. 00:46:13.936 --> 00:46:16.026 align:center So, same shift tomorrow? 00:46:21.360 --> 00:46:23.280 align:center I'll get back to you. 00:46:47.720 --> 00:46:49.930 align:center No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 00:46:55.519 --> 00:46:57.269 align:center Somebody, anybody. 00:46:59.230 --> 00:47:02.160 align:center Somebody, anybody. 00:47:07.823 --> 00:47:09.783 align:center Come on, baby. 00:47:12.203 --> 00:47:13.663 align:center Hello, boys. 00:47:19.126 --> 00:47:20.876 align:center Family fun night. 00:47:22.546 --> 00:47:25.886 align:center Okay. I see what's going on. 00:47:27.051 --> 00:47:30.421 align:center Oh, Jesus. You guys are screwed now. 00:47:31.847 --> 00:47:33.807 align:center "We're just watching cartoons." 00:47:33.807 --> 00:47:38.437 align:center "Oh, okay, sweetie. I understand. You guys are growing boys." 00:47:40.564 --> 00:47:42.104 align:center Come on, Mom. 00:47:44.735 --> 00:47:49.275 align:center Bastards. Wow, they are horny as shit. 00:47:50.199 --> 00:47:54.539 align:center Help! Help! 00:48:26.860 --> 00:48:28.530 align:center Shit, come on. 00:48:33.659 --> 00:48:35.209 align:center Oh, shit. 00:48:49.258 --> 00:48:52.518 align:center Okay. Oh, God. 00:49:27.963 --> 00:49:29.503 align:center ♪ Ahh! Me so horny 00:49:29.506 --> 00:49:31.756 align:center ♪ Ahh! me so horny! 00:49:31.758 --> 00:49:33.178 align:center ♪ Ahh! me so... ♪ 00:49:33.177 --> 00:49:34.717 align:center Ronnie. How far did you get? 00:49:34.720 --> 00:49:36.890 align:center Ronnie, listen to me. Okay. Turner just saw me. 00:49:36.889 --> 00:49:38.349 align:center What? Yeah. 00:49:38.349 --> 00:49:40.269 align:center And the redhead who was at his house, okay? 00:49:40.267 --> 00:49:42.187 align:center Are you sure? He chased her around the house, 00:49:42.186 --> 00:49:43.976 align:center and it got dark, he turned the lights out. 00:49:43.979 --> 00:49:45.819 align:center I mean, I don't know what I saw. I saw... 00:49:45.814 --> 00:49:47.524 align:center Well, what if he killed her? I mean... 00:49:47.524 --> 00:49:50.944 align:center Slow down, slow down. Talk to me. What is happening? 00:49:51.987 --> 00:49:53.237 align:center Just stay on the phone. 00:49:53.239 --> 00:49:54.489 align:center Kale? 00:49:54.489 --> 00:49:56.789 align:center Okay, just stay on the phone. 00:49:58.911 --> 00:50:01.201 align:center Are you seeing something? 00:50:05.918 --> 00:50:07.918 align:center Kale, what is happening? 00:50:11.257 --> 00:50:13.757 align:center Talk to me, man. 00:50:13.759 --> 00:50:17.389 align:center It's the redhead. She's leaving the house. 00:50:17.388 --> 00:50:20.478 align:center You are seriously losing it, you know that? 00:50:20.473 --> 00:50:23.223 align:center You gotta stop this, all right, Kale? 00:50:24.353 --> 00:50:25.683 align:center Kale? 00:51:07.478 --> 00:51:09.478 align:center No! No, no, no! Whoa. 00:51:09.480 --> 00:51:11.570 align:center Whoa. Just take it easy. 00:51:12.567 --> 00:51:14.867 align:center Easy. Slow down. 00:51:14.861 --> 00:51:17.361 align:center I'm Robert Turner. I'm your neighbor. I just live behind you... 00:51:17.364 --> 00:51:19.654 align:center Yeah, I know who you are! What are you doing in my house? 00:51:19.658 --> 00:51:22.748 align:center Well, I... Morning, honey! 00:51:22.744 --> 00:51:24.284 align:center I think I startled him. 00:51:24.288 --> 00:51:27.458 align:center I ran into Robert at the grocery store. 00:51:27.458 --> 00:51:29.258 align:center I had a flat tire when I came out. 00:51:29.251 --> 00:51:32.041 align:center We tried to change it, but that adaptor thingamajiggy... 00:51:32.045 --> 00:51:33.715 align:center Yeah, my dad put those bolts on. 00:51:33.713 --> 00:51:35.753 align:center Well, it did not work. Instead it stripped it. 00:51:35.757 --> 00:51:38.177 align:center - My fault. - No. 00:51:38.177 --> 00:51:39.767 align:center You saved my life. 00:51:39.761 --> 00:51:41.471 align:center Oh. 00:51:41.472 --> 00:51:43.382 align:center We had it towed to Frank's. 00:51:43.390 --> 00:51:45.520 align:center Oh, yeah? Thank God you were there, huh? 00:51:45.516 --> 00:51:46.806 align:center To tow it to Frank's. 00:51:46.810 --> 00:51:48.230 align:center Just glad I could help. 00:51:48.228 --> 00:51:49.858 align:center Kale, would it kill you to use a bread knife? 00:51:49.855 --> 00:51:51.485 align:center It's a knife. What's the difference? 00:51:51.482 --> 00:51:54.692 align:center Well, the difference? About 60 bucks at Bed Bath. 00:51:57.654 --> 00:51:59.364 align:center Hey, you know, those things... 00:51:59.365 --> 00:52:01.035 align:center I've always been curious about those things. 00:52:01.033 --> 00:52:04.243 align:center Do you mind if I just take a look? Yeah, I mind. 00:52:06.163 --> 00:52:07.953 align:center So what'd you do? How do you like your coffee? 00:52:07.956 --> 00:52:10.086 align:center I popped my Spanish teacher. 00:52:16.131 --> 00:52:20.211 align:center Shoot, I think I left the milk in the car. I'll be right back. 00:52:32.605 --> 00:52:35.025 align:center So, when you say that you 00:52:36.026 --> 00:52:37.276 align:center popped your teacher... 00:52:37.277 --> 00:52:39.987 align:center Yeah, I punched him in the face. 00:52:41.990 --> 00:52:43.450 align:center Listen, 00:52:44.451 --> 00:52:46.241 align:center I get it. 00:52:46.245 --> 00:52:48.455 align:center I went to school. 00:52:49.915 --> 00:52:54.165 align:center There are plenty of teachers I wanted to just kill. 00:52:57.256 --> 00:53:00.386 align:center Kale, would you grab the sugar, please? 00:53:03.512 --> 00:53:05.222 align:center Here it is. 00:53:06.139 --> 00:53:07.599 align:center Can I pour you some milk? 00:53:10.936 --> 00:53:13.816 align:center On the way back here, your mom was saying how much she likes eating out. 00:53:13.813 --> 00:53:16.523 align:center Hmm. Was she? Oh. 00:53:16.525 --> 00:53:18.735 align:center I thought maybe we could do dinner and a movie sometime... 00:53:18.735 --> 00:53:21.445 align:center That's not gonna happen. I would like that. It'd be good. 00:53:21.447 --> 00:53:23.537 align:center For me. For me it's not gonna happen. 00:53:23.532 --> 00:53:25.652 align:center But I'm sure my mother would love to go, huh, Ma? 00:53:25.658 --> 00:53:28.618 align:center You'd love that. Why don't we sit down? 00:53:28.619 --> 00:53:30.589 align:center Nice meeting you, Kale. 00:53:34.251 --> 00:53:35.961 align:center He is something. 00:53:35.961 --> 00:53:38.871 align:center Yes, he really is something. 00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:41.100 align:center And so is your place. 00:53:41.091 --> 00:53:42.751 align:center That's creepy. 00:53:42.759 --> 00:53:45.309 align:center I said it, I told you. The guy's a freak show, right? 00:53:45.304 --> 00:53:47.594 align:center Did he genuinely mean it was nice meeting you, 00:53:47.598 --> 00:53:51.478 align:center or was he sending you some kind of sinister message? 00:53:51.477 --> 00:53:52.817 align:center Are you playing with me? 00:53:52.811 --> 00:53:54.141 align:center A little. 00:53:55.314 --> 00:53:56.644 align:center Did you even notice my hair? 00:53:56.647 --> 00:53:58.397 align:center Yeah, no, it's nice. 00:53:58.400 --> 00:54:00.200 align:center It's real nice. Okay, there's the Mustang. 00:54:00.193 --> 00:54:02.363 align:center Then there's the longhorn skull in his garage. 00:54:02.362 --> 00:54:04.022 align:center And then there was the club girl. 00:54:04.030 --> 00:54:06.080 align:center Who looked freaked out, okay? She looked freaked out. 00:54:06.074 --> 00:54:08.204 align:center She was running around half-naked in his living room. 00:54:08.201 --> 00:54:09.701 align:center Then he challenges me. He stares at me. 00:54:09.702 --> 00:54:12.122 align:center He shows up in my kitchen, hits on my mother. 00:54:12.122 --> 00:54:13.912 align:center I mean... Can you blame him? 00:54:13.915 --> 00:54:15.505 align:center Your mom's hot. 00:54:17.377 --> 00:54:18.967 align:center My mom's hot. Can you be serious? 00:54:18.962 --> 00:54:20.752 align:center Did you consider whatever look that girl had 00:54:20.755 --> 00:54:23.635 align:center might have been something else? 00:54:23.634 --> 00:54:26.964 align:center Maybe she likes being chased around half-naked. 00:54:30.015 --> 00:54:32.145 align:center And that's it? That's what you're leaving me with? 00:54:32.142 --> 00:54:33.512 align:center I'm going to a party. 00:54:33.519 --> 00:54:34.769 align:center Whose? 00:54:34.769 --> 00:54:36.149 align:center Mine. 00:54:36.146 --> 00:54:37.986 align:center Yours? 00:54:37.981 --> 00:54:40.141 align:center You're having a... I didn't mean to say it like that. 00:54:40.150 --> 00:54:41.450 align:center I just didn't know you knew anyone. 00:54:41.443 --> 00:54:43.313 align:center I met this girl today, Minnie Tyco. 00:54:43.320 --> 00:54:45.910 align:center Minnie... Yes, "Skinny Psycho." Yeah, I had Spanish with her. 00:54:45.905 --> 00:54:48.035 align:center She's a lot of fun. 00:54:48.033 --> 00:54:50.903 align:center I told her my parents were going out of town, and one thing led to another. 00:54:50.910 --> 00:54:53.000 align:center She called somebody, and then they called somebody, 00:54:52.996 --> 00:54:54.286 align:center and now, everybody's coming. 00:54:54.289 --> 00:54:56.089 align:center Yeah, no, I got it, I got it. 00:54:56.082 --> 00:54:58.832 align:center So now you got the whole jock and bimbo population showing up? 00:54:58.835 --> 00:55:00.165 align:center Well, that'll be fun. 00:55:03.840 --> 00:55:06.430 align:center So you're really going through with this? 00:55:06.426 --> 00:55:07.756 align:center Yes. 00:55:09.680 --> 00:55:11.440 align:center All right, well, that'll be fun. 00:55:11.431 --> 00:55:14.551 align:center I just didn't think you would conform so fast but... 00:55:16.102 --> 00:55:19.722 align:center Try to keep those in your drawers tonight, will you? 00:55:40.544 --> 00:55:44.924 align:center Wait, what was that? Oh, you think I'm watching you. 00:55:44.923 --> 00:55:49.003 align:center Well, I'm not. I'm not watching. I'm minding my own business. 00:55:58.311 --> 00:56:00.811 align:center Hey, how are you? 00:56:09.239 --> 00:56:11.829 align:center All right, that's it. That's it! 00:56:15.662 --> 00:56:17.032 align:center ♪ Ah! 00:56:18.789 --> 00:56:21.209 align:center ♪ Coming to you, honey, on the east side runnin' 00:56:21.209 --> 00:56:23.589 align:center ♪ And I ain't got time to waste 00:56:23.587 --> 00:56:25.637 align:center ♪ Jump into the car in the back seat lovin' 00:56:25.631 --> 00:56:28.131 align:center ♪ But you're keepin' me on the chase 00:56:28.133 --> 00:56:30.213 align:center ♪ I've been trying all night long 00:56:30.218 --> 00:56:34.808 align:center ♪ I put up with your favorite songs all night ♪ 00:56:43.774 --> 00:56:45.234 align:center Oh, my God. 00:56:49.028 --> 00:56:52.908 align:center ♪ No one else can make me feel 00:56:52.907 --> 00:56:55.827 align:center ♪ The colors that you bring 00:56:55.826 --> 00:57:00.246 align:center ♪ Stay with me while we grow old 00:57:00.248 --> 00:57:02.128 align:center ♪ And we will live each day in springtime 00:57:06.379 --> 00:57:08.969 align:center ♪ Cause lovin' you... 00:57:08.965 --> 00:57:10.885 align:center You don't like Minnie Riperton? Fire! 00:57:12.594 --> 00:57:15.384 align:center I hit him, you guys! Go, you guys! Go, go, go, go! 00:57:15.388 --> 00:57:17.348 align:center I got you now, Greenwood! 00:57:17.349 --> 00:57:21.269 align:center - Oh, my God! Go! - You better not be listed! 00:57:24.648 --> 00:57:27.358 align:center Big tactical error, my friend. Huge! 00:57:32.864 --> 00:57:34.694 align:center What the... 00:57:36.368 --> 00:57:39.168 align:center What are you doing here? Huh? 00:57:39.162 --> 00:57:42.542 align:center Oh! No! Wait. 00:57:42.541 --> 00:57:45.291 align:center What's wrong? You don't like my music? 00:57:52.342 --> 00:57:53.592 align:center Oh, my God. 00:57:53.593 --> 00:57:54.843 align:center What? 00:57:54.845 --> 00:57:56.765 align:center Oh, shit. Hold on. 00:57:56.763 --> 00:57:58.883 align:center Back off, or I will throw this where you can't follow. 00:57:58.890 --> 00:58:01.230 align:center Okay, just relax, okay? That's 60 gigs of my life. 00:58:01.226 --> 00:58:02.686 align:center Even better. 00:58:04.020 --> 00:58:06.150 align:center What are you doing? 00:58:06.147 --> 00:58:07.317 align:center I'm trying to enjoy my party. 00:58:07.315 --> 00:58:09.315 align:center Oh, really? Okay. Oh, no, wait. 00:58:09.317 --> 00:58:11.697 align:center That's wrong. According to you, I'm trying to conform. 00:58:11.695 --> 00:58:13.025 align:center Well, you could have fooled me. 00:58:13.029 --> 00:58:15.199 align:center What does that mean? 00:58:15.198 --> 00:58:18.078 align:center I'm saying, if you're trying to enjoy your party, enjoy your party. 00:58:18.076 --> 00:58:21.206 align:center Don't keep looking up at me, trying to get a rise out of me. It's unnecessary. 00:58:21.204 --> 00:58:22.494 align:center So, you were watching me. 00:58:22.497 --> 00:58:25.547 align:center But for how long? Just tonight? 00:58:25.542 --> 00:58:29.542 align:center A week? Two weeks? Since I moved in? 00:58:29.546 --> 00:58:32.466 align:center What have you been keeping tabs on, Kale? Huh? 00:58:33.800 --> 00:58:35.600 align:center What else have you seen? 00:58:35.594 --> 00:58:36.964 align:center What else have I seen? 00:58:36.969 --> 00:58:38.179 align:center Yeah. What else? 00:58:42.016 --> 00:58:44.106 align:center I've seen a lot. 00:58:44.102 --> 00:58:46.932 align:center I mean, not like that. Not... I mean... 00:58:48.356 --> 00:58:52.736 align:center For instance, I've seen that you're 00:58:52.736 --> 00:58:55.486 align:center maybe one of, I don't know, three people in the world 00:58:55.488 --> 00:58:58.248 align:center that likes pizza-flavored chips. 00:58:58.241 --> 00:59:00.861 align:center You're also the only person I've ever seen that spends more time 00:59:00.869 --> 00:59:04.629 align:center on the roof of her house than in her actual house. 00:59:04.623 --> 00:59:06.873 align:center And what are you doing? You're reading. 00:59:06.875 --> 00:59:11.215 align:center Books. You know, not US Weekly, or Seventeen or, you know... 00:59:11.212 --> 00:59:14.332 align:center But you're reading substantial books. 00:59:14.340 --> 00:59:17.180 align:center You also do this... 00:59:17.176 --> 00:59:21.556 align:center You do this thing where, it's like an OCD thing, but it's not. It's... 00:59:21.556 --> 00:59:24.686 align:center Whenever you're leaving your room, you grab the doorknob, and you turn, 00:59:24.684 --> 00:59:27.014 align:center you're getting ready to leave, but you don't, you stop, 00:59:27.019 --> 00:59:31.529 align:center and you back up, and you turn to the mirror, and you stare at yourself. 00:59:31.524 --> 00:59:35.364 align:center But it's not like a, you know, "I'm so hot," type of stare. 00:59:35.361 --> 00:59:38.441 align:center You know, it's more like, 00:59:38.448 --> 00:59:41.198 align:center "Who am I, really?" 00:59:41.200 --> 00:59:45.460 align:center And to ask yourself that, I mean, that's... 00:59:47.248 --> 00:59:49.128 align:center That's so cool. 00:59:53.045 --> 00:59:55.295 align:center Also, you look out the window all the time, like I do, 00:59:55.298 --> 00:59:58.258 align:center only you're looking at the world, you know. 00:59:59.845 --> 01:00:03.185 align:center Trying to figure it out. Trying to understand the world. 01:00:03.181 --> 01:00:07.181 align:center Trying to figure out why it's not in order, like your books. 01:00:17.111 --> 01:00:19.361 align:center I'm only looking at you. 01:00:26.496 --> 01:00:28.666 align:center That's either the creepiest 01:00:31.001 --> 01:00:34.041 align:center or the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 01:00:36.297 --> 01:00:41.307 align:center ♪ So don't make me wait, honey 01:00:41.302 --> 01:00:46.682 align:center ♪ Don't make me say it out loud 01:00:46.683 --> 01:00:51.683 align:center ♪ Don't hesitate now, honey 01:00:54.858 --> 01:00:58.778 align:center Remember the other night? When we talked about my issues? 01:01:00.154 --> 01:01:01.694 align:center You said you didn't have issues. 01:01:02.866 --> 01:01:04.406 align:center Did I? Uh-huh. 01:01:04.409 --> 01:01:08.039 align:center That was bullshit. I got a million issues. 01:01:12.458 --> 01:01:15.878 align:center For a guy who killed his teacher? 01:01:15.879 --> 01:01:17.969 align:center I didn't kill my teacher. 01:01:29.308 --> 01:01:30.648 align:center What? 01:01:39.444 --> 01:01:41.274 align:center Holy shit. What? 01:01:47.535 --> 01:01:48.745 align:center What's in the bag? 01:01:48.745 --> 01:01:50.915 align:center Oh, my God. What? 01:01:51.873 --> 01:01:53.493 align:center Hmm? 01:01:53.499 --> 01:01:54.919 align:center What'd you see? 01:01:54.918 --> 01:01:56.258 align:center Red smears. 01:01:58.337 --> 01:02:01.337 align:center Blood? 01:02:01.340 --> 01:02:02.680 align:center What should we do? 01:02:04.469 --> 01:02:06.639 align:center I can't believe you want me to break into this guy's car. 01:02:06.638 --> 01:02:08.478 align:center We need to see what's in the blue bag. 01:02:08.473 --> 01:02:10.893 align:center So, get in the car and get the garage door opener, all right? 01:02:10.892 --> 01:02:12.812 align:center Are you sure I'm still in the clear? 01:02:12.811 --> 01:02:14.181 align:center Ashley, where's Turner now? 01:02:14.186 --> 01:02:17.276 align:center He's shovel shopping. 01:02:22.278 --> 01:02:24.238 align:center Visual coming your way. 01:02:25.615 --> 01:02:28.575 align:center Are you sure I'm clear? 01:02:28.576 --> 01:02:30.576 align:center Yeah, you're golden, man. He's still in the store. 01:02:30.578 --> 01:02:32.538 align:center Okay, here we go. 01:02:46.052 --> 01:02:47.262 align:center Well, that's pretty cool. 01:02:47.261 --> 01:02:48.761 align:center What are you talking about? 01:02:48.763 --> 01:02:50.723 align:center Ashley's got, like, a live feed going here. 01:03:00.984 --> 01:03:02.904 align:center This is a lot harder than it looks on the Internet. 01:03:02.902 --> 01:03:05.942 align:center You're doing great, man. You're doing great. 01:03:25.550 --> 01:03:27.180 align:center Ashley! 01:03:27.177 --> 01:03:30.387 align:center Hi! Hi, Skinny Minnie. 01:03:34.017 --> 01:03:36.397 align:center Where did you hear that name? 01:03:36.394 --> 01:03:39.434 align:center Hello? Ashley? Hello. Ashley. Son of a bitch. I'm in. 01:03:39.438 --> 01:03:41.568 align:center There you go! Nice. All right, start looking around. 01:03:41.566 --> 01:03:43.196 align:center Okay. Look under the seat, too. 01:03:43.193 --> 01:03:45.153 align:center In side compartments, glove box, the whole nine. 01:03:45.153 --> 01:03:47.023 align:center It's not here, dawg. 01:03:47.030 --> 01:03:48.580 align:center Nothing? All right. 01:03:48.573 --> 01:03:51.033 align:center All right, keep looking. Hold on. 01:03:51.034 --> 01:03:53.364 align:center Yes. Kale, I lost Turner. 01:03:53.369 --> 01:03:55.289 align:center I ran into Skinny Psycho. 01:03:55.287 --> 01:03:57.287 align:center You lost... When is the last time you saw him? 01:03:57.289 --> 01:03:59.459 align:center I don't know. About five minutes ago. His car's gone. 01:03:59.458 --> 01:04:01.048 align:center All right, hold on. 01:04:01.044 --> 01:04:03.044 align:center Okay. Ronnie. Yo, yo, here, I found his opener! 01:04:03.046 --> 01:04:05.256 align:center Okay, listen to me. Pop it open and give me the code, okay? 01:04:05.256 --> 01:04:07.046 align:center Pop it open and give me the code right now. 01:04:07.050 --> 01:04:08.300 align:center No, no, but it looks like 01:04:08.300 --> 01:04:10.020 align:center I can just open the garage right now. 01:04:10.011 --> 01:04:12.011 align:center No, Ronnie, don't do that. Don't do that, Ronnie. 01:04:12.013 --> 01:04:13.433 align:center Just give me the code, okay? 01:04:13.431 --> 01:04:15.221 align:center Why do you sound so agitated? Okay, listen. 01:04:15.225 --> 01:04:17.265 align:center Ashley just lost Turner, who's coming home right now. 01:04:17.268 --> 01:04:19.728 align:center That's why I'm agitated. I need you to read me the code. Okay? 01:04:19.729 --> 01:04:21.859 align:center So, pop it open and give it to me. What? Oh, no, no, no. 01:04:21.856 --> 01:04:23.396 align:center Operation Stupid is officially over. 01:04:23.399 --> 01:04:25.319 align:center No! Ronald, no! Listen to me. 01:04:25.317 --> 01:04:27.407 align:center Stop right there, turn around and give me the code. 01:04:27.403 --> 01:04:30.033 align:center Pop it open and give me the code! You're right there! 01:04:30.031 --> 01:04:33.241 align:center Pop it open and go. Pop it open and give it to me, Ronald. 01:04:33.243 --> 01:04:36.203 align:center I can't get this... I can't... It's not opening, okay? 01:04:36.204 --> 01:04:37.994 align:center Okay, keep trying. Hold on. Hello? 01:04:37.997 --> 01:04:39.877 align:center Kale, you've gotta get Ronnie out of there. Now! 01:04:39.874 --> 01:04:41.374 align:center Yeah, I know, I know. He's got the code. 01:04:41.375 --> 01:04:42.705 align:center He's giving it to me right now. 01:04:42.710 --> 01:04:44.800 align:center Well, tell him to hurry. Shit! 01:04:44.796 --> 01:04:46.086 align:center Okay, okay, okay. 01:04:46.089 --> 01:04:47.339 align:center Hello? Ronald, go. 01:04:47.339 --> 01:04:49.969 align:center Are you ready? It's one down. 01:04:49.968 --> 01:04:51.508 align:center Miss Carlson. 01:04:53.138 --> 01:04:54.938 align:center Kale. 01:04:54.931 --> 01:04:58.051 align:center Uh-huh. Three up, four up. No, no, no. Sorry, I screwed that. 01:04:58.059 --> 01:04:59.309 align:center Okay. Up? 01:04:59.310 --> 01:05:00.650 align:center Four down. 01:05:00.645 --> 01:05:02.025 align:center Kale? 01:05:04.649 --> 01:05:06.569 align:center Hi. 01:05:06.567 --> 01:05:08.317 align:center I'm Robert Turner. 01:05:09.237 --> 01:05:11.327 align:center I live behind you. 01:05:11.322 --> 01:05:12.732 align:center Oh, yeah. 01:05:22.875 --> 01:05:25.335 align:center Would you mind? 01:05:25.336 --> 01:05:27.426 align:center It's just a little rude. 01:05:30.883 --> 01:05:32.633 align:center What are you doing? 01:05:32.635 --> 01:05:37.385 align:center Well, I'm officially welcoming you to the neighborhood. 01:05:40.559 --> 01:05:43.149 align:center I know that you've been following me. 01:05:43.146 --> 01:05:45.856 align:center Don't. No, don't. 01:05:45.857 --> 01:05:47.447 align:center Don't deny it. 01:05:49.902 --> 01:05:54.652 align:center I'm not upset. And, quite frankly, I don't even want to know why. 01:05:57.785 --> 01:06:00.415 align:center I just would like you to know that 01:06:02.248 --> 01:06:05.048 align:center I'm a little on the shy side. 01:06:05.043 --> 01:06:09.213 align:center So, short of all this sneaking around 01:06:09.214 --> 01:06:13.504 align:center in some kind of hip, new-aged way 01:06:13.509 --> 01:06:17.349 align:center of coming on to a somewhat older man, 01:06:20.432 --> 01:06:23.012 align:center I really feel obliged to tell you 01:06:23.019 --> 01:06:26.439 align:center that I rather enjoy my privacy. 01:06:30.526 --> 01:06:35.196 align:center You see, the world is... It's in a heightened state of paranoia. 01:06:37.116 --> 01:06:40.286 align:center And I tend to think that someone as intelligent 01:06:40.286 --> 01:06:45.166 align:center and attractive as you 01:06:45.166 --> 01:06:50.176 align:center doesn't need to be wasting her time stoking the fire. 01:06:50.171 --> 01:06:51.501 align:center I... 01:06:56.677 --> 01:06:59.767 align:center So, now you know. 01:06:59.764 --> 01:07:02.554 align:center You're not the only one who's watching. 01:07:11.943 --> 01:07:15.113 align:center So, feel free to pass that along if you'd like. 01:07:18.783 --> 01:07:20.113 align:center Cool? 01:07:21.619 --> 01:07:22.869 align:center Are we cool? 01:07:22.870 --> 01:07:25.290 align:center Cool. Cool. 01:07:25.290 --> 01:07:26.630 align:center Cool. 01:07:35.216 --> 01:07:37.886 align:center All right. That's it. Give me the phone. I'm calling the cops. 01:07:37.885 --> 01:07:40.425 align:center Wait. He didn't do anything. 01:07:40.430 --> 01:07:42.100 align:center All he said was that he liked his privacy. 01:07:42.098 --> 01:07:44.058 align:center But think about that. Why does he want his privacy? 01:07:44.058 --> 01:07:45.768 align:center I mean, he's hiding something. We know that. 01:07:45.768 --> 01:07:47.318 align:center - Yeah, definitely. - Right? 01:07:47.312 --> 01:07:49.522 align:center And he knows that we know that. He knows that. 01:07:49.521 --> 01:07:53.101 align:center And regardless of if he had a bad day or a good... It doesn't matter. 01:07:53.109 --> 01:07:54.989 align:center He scared the hell out of you. That's a grown man. 01:07:54.986 --> 01:07:58.196 align:center Look, Kale, he freaked me out, but he's right. 01:07:58.197 --> 01:07:59.657 align:center We're the ones spying. 01:07:59.657 --> 01:08:02.077 align:center Oh, man, she's got that Stockholm thing. 01:08:02.076 --> 01:08:05.416 align:center You know, where the hostage falls for the hostage taker. 01:08:05.413 --> 01:08:06.663 align:center Where do you get this stuff? 01:08:06.664 --> 01:08:08.204 align:center I read a lot. 01:08:08.207 --> 01:08:11.047 align:center Okay. I got a... How is that a nice or charming guy? 01:08:11.043 --> 01:08:13.503 align:center I didn't say that. No, okay, Ash, what you said was... 01:08:13.504 --> 01:08:16.294 align:center You said, "He broke into my car, but he did it in a nice way." 01:08:16.299 --> 01:08:17.549 align:center Maybe I'm not understanding. 01:08:17.549 --> 01:08:19.469 align:center Okay, you know what? 01:08:19.469 --> 01:08:21.889 align:center Can we just... Drop this? 01:08:21.887 --> 01:08:24.937 align:center This is obviously not a cute little game anymore. 01:08:24.932 --> 01:08:27.012 align:center This has gone way too far. 01:08:30.562 --> 01:08:33.642 align:center Hi. No, I'm not over here. 01:08:36.402 --> 01:08:38.152 align:center Okay, I'm coming. 01:08:41.324 --> 01:08:44.154 align:center Parents' anniversary, amazingly enough. 01:08:46.162 --> 01:08:48.072 align:center Just drop this, okay? 01:08:48.080 --> 01:08:49.920 align:center I'll call you later. 01:09:11.396 --> 01:09:13.236 align:center This is Ronnie. Make it good. 01:09:13.231 --> 01:09:15.731 align:center Ronnie, I did some research on Turner's house, okay? 01:09:15.733 --> 01:09:18.863 align:center I'm looking at the blueprints, and it says that when this house was first built, 01:09:18.861 --> 01:09:20.901 align:center this main house and the garage weren't connected. 01:09:20.905 --> 01:09:22.985 align:center And now there's this whole middle piece. 01:09:22.990 --> 01:09:25.710 align:center That middle piece wasn't there. I mean, what would he need that for? 01:09:25.701 --> 01:09:27.861 align:center I'm just thinking out loud. Call me back. 01:10:06.117 --> 01:10:07.327 align:center Who is it? 01:10:07.326 --> 01:10:08.956 align:center It's Ronnie, man! Come on! 01:10:08.953 --> 01:10:11.203 align:center Did you get my message? What? No, listen. 01:10:11.205 --> 01:10:13.205 align:center I dropped my phone in his car! Wait, wait, wait. 01:10:13.207 --> 01:10:15.127 align:center Wait. I went home, it wasn't in my pockets. 01:10:15.126 --> 01:10:17.466 align:center I must have put it down when I was putting the thing back on. 01:10:17.462 --> 01:10:18.922 align:center Okay, okay, stop. I don't want to... 01:10:18.921 --> 01:10:20.541 align:center Are you understanding what I'm saying? 01:10:20.548 --> 01:10:22.798 align:center Okay, look! We're gonna get your phone, okay? 01:10:22.800 --> 01:10:25.430 align:center Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna get your phone. Uh-huh. 01:10:25.428 --> 01:10:27.138 align:center But I need you to do one more thing for me. 01:10:28.514 --> 01:10:32.644 align:center Yeah. Okay. Okay. You there? 01:10:32.643 --> 01:10:34.513 align:center How am I looking? Can you see this? 01:10:34.520 --> 01:10:36.400 align:center Yeah, you're good. I see you. 01:10:36.397 --> 01:10:40.277 align:center Okay, how does it look over there? Am I... Is anything moving? 01:10:41.652 --> 01:10:43.022 align:center How am I looking? 01:10:43.028 --> 01:10:45.488 align:center Yeah, you're good to go. Okay. 01:10:56.000 --> 01:10:58.130 align:center There you go. There you go. 01:11:01.506 --> 01:11:04.176 align:center Wait, is this... You still got a signal? 01:11:04.175 --> 01:11:08.055 align:center Yeah, no, I see you, I see you. Do it from around the corner. 01:11:10.014 --> 01:11:11.554 align:center There you go. 01:11:14.018 --> 01:11:16.528 align:center Are you sure I'm still clear? 01:11:16.521 --> 01:11:18.601 align:center No movement. You're fine. 01:11:24.778 --> 01:11:27.448 align:center Oh, God. I made a lot of noise. Did you see anything? 01:11:27.448 --> 01:11:28.738 align:center You're good. 01:11:30.117 --> 01:11:32.247 align:center Oh, man, it reeks in here. 01:11:32.244 --> 01:11:33.574 align:center What's it smell like? 01:11:33.579 --> 01:11:35.919 align:center Like the corpse of a rotting hottie. 01:11:35.914 --> 01:11:38.374 align:center Okay, yes, the door's unlocked. 01:11:41.379 --> 01:11:43.889 align:center I'm not seeing it, man. It's not in here. 01:11:43.881 --> 01:11:45.751 align:center Just keep looking. It's there. Just calm down. 01:11:45.757 --> 01:11:47.097 align:center Just be patient, you'll find it. 01:11:47.092 --> 01:11:49.842 align:center Oh, God, yes. Okay, I got it. I got it. 01:11:49.845 --> 01:11:51.095 align:center Oh, thank you, thank you. 01:11:51.096 --> 01:11:52.556 align:center There you go. 01:11:52.557 --> 01:11:54.187 align:center Okay. Okay. Now listen. 01:11:54.183 --> 01:11:55.393 align:center You gotta find the bag. 01:11:55.393 --> 01:11:58.603 align:center Okay. All right. Okay. 01:11:58.604 --> 01:12:01.234 align:center I don't see it. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 01:12:01.232 --> 01:12:04.812 align:center I see it, I see it. Do you see this? 01:12:04.818 --> 01:12:07.988 align:center There it is. Good job. Good job. 01:12:07.988 --> 01:12:10.118 align:center Okay. All right, okay, okay. 01:12:10.115 --> 01:12:13.325 align:center I just gotta put the camera down for a second. 01:12:15.329 --> 01:12:19.299 align:center Oh, yeah. This is definitely the source of the stink. 01:12:19.291 --> 01:12:21.871 align:center Bro, I don't want to do this anymore. I want to come home. 01:12:21.877 --> 01:12:25.127 align:center Just stay calm. Stay calm. I need you to look in the bag. 01:12:25.130 --> 01:12:28.260 align:center God, there's a lot of blood. 01:12:29.760 --> 01:12:32.600 align:center Wait a minute, I think that's hair. 01:12:32.597 --> 01:12:34.597 align:center Okay. 01:12:34.599 --> 01:12:36.899 align:center Oh, Jesus, this is nasty. 01:12:38.686 --> 01:12:40.646 align:center Oh, God. This is sticky. 01:12:42.106 --> 01:12:45.776 align:center Ronnie, the camera's sliding. Ronnie. Shit. 01:12:48.904 --> 01:12:50.784 align:center Well, that was close. 01:12:51.949 --> 01:12:53.289 align:center Good save. 01:12:53.284 --> 01:12:56.204 align:center Okay, I got it. Jesus. How am I looking? 01:12:58.539 --> 01:13:00.379 align:center Oh, no. 01:13:00.374 --> 01:13:01.834 align:center What the... 01:13:04.378 --> 01:13:07.048 align:center Ronnie? Did you just close the door? 01:13:08.633 --> 01:13:11.553 align:center I think there's someone in the garage. 01:13:11.552 --> 01:13:12.842 align:center Help me. 01:13:16.014 --> 01:13:17.394 align:center Ronnie. 01:13:20.519 --> 01:13:22.729 align:center Oh, shit, he's in the house. 01:13:31.863 --> 01:13:33.863 align:center Oh, shit! 01:13:33.865 --> 01:13:35.155 align:center Ronnie? 01:13:44.168 --> 01:13:45.508 align:center Oh, shit. 01:14:05.439 --> 01:14:06.899 align:center Ronnie! 01:14:09.276 --> 01:14:10.656 align:center Ronnie! 01:14:13.071 --> 01:14:14.651 align:center Open the door! 01:14:43.519 --> 01:14:45.269 align:center Officer! Officer! 01:14:45.270 --> 01:14:47.570 align:center Listen, my friend, has been kidnapped! Drop the bat now! 01:14:47.565 --> 01:14:48.895 align:center Down on the ground! Okay. Okay. 01:14:48.899 --> 01:14:50.779 align:center Drop it. Now! Clear the bat. 01:14:50.776 --> 01:14:52.946 align:center The only reason I came here is my friend is in the house. 01:14:52.944 --> 01:14:56.404 align:center He's kidnapped by the owner of the house who's trying to kill him. 01:14:56.407 --> 01:14:58.447 align:center No, come on, man! He's claiming a possible 10-31. 01:14:58.450 --> 01:15:00.250 align:center It's open. It was open when I got here! 01:15:00.244 --> 01:15:02.784 align:center - - Breaking and entering. - Bullshit! 01:15:02.788 --> 01:15:04.088 align:center Whoa. Whoa. 01:15:04.081 --> 01:15:05.661 align:center Mr. Turner? Yes, I am. Can I help you? 01:15:05.666 --> 01:15:07.456 align:center Sorry to wake you, sir, 01:15:07.459 --> 01:15:10.679 align:center but the kid here is claiming that his friend is in your house. 01:15:10.671 --> 01:15:13.671 align:center Do you know anything about that? 01:15:13.674 --> 01:15:15.094 align:center No, I certainly don't. 01:15:15.092 --> 01:15:16.632 align:center You lying son of a bitch, he's in your... 01:15:16.635 --> 01:15:18.095 align:center That's it, come on. He's in the house. 01:15:18.095 --> 01:15:19.595 align:center Come on, here we go. Okay, look. 01:15:19.597 --> 01:15:21.187 align:center He didn't just wake up five minutes ago. 01:15:21.181 --> 01:15:23.051 align:center The man has been kidnapping and killing people. 01:15:23.058 --> 01:15:26.898 align:center Okay? There's a body in a blue bag in his garage! 01:15:26.896 --> 01:15:29.146 align:center Please. 01:15:29.147 --> 01:15:32.107 align:center Sir, when we got here, the door was open. 01:15:32.109 --> 01:15:34.239 align:center Well, how would he get the door open? 01:15:34.236 --> 01:15:36.866 align:center I'm not sure, sir. I don't see any signs of breaking and entering. 01:15:36.864 --> 01:15:38.654 align:center Just keep him here for a second. 01:15:38.657 --> 01:15:42.327 align:center Yeah, he lives with his mother. They live back here. 01:15:42.327 --> 01:15:44.577 align:center Just give me a second, sir. 01:15:44.580 --> 01:15:48.250 align:center Something doesn't feel right. Let's just check it out. Just take a second. 01:15:48.250 --> 01:15:50.470 align:center Come on, let's go. 01:15:53.923 --> 01:15:56.463 align:center Sir, do you mind if we take a look inside? 01:15:56.467 --> 01:15:58.307 align:center Not at all. You be my guest. 01:15:58.302 --> 01:16:00.012 align:center - He was stealing? - Yeah, I think so. 01:16:00.011 --> 01:16:03.181 align:center I'm not quite sure, but he did something. 01:16:46.642 --> 01:16:47.972 align:center Okay. 01:17:00.781 --> 01:17:03.781 align:center I hit it the other night. 01:17:03.784 --> 01:17:08.074 align:center I thought I could save a few steps and get it off the road myself. 01:17:08.079 --> 01:17:11.629 align:center I was hoping to bury it sooner, but it's been a hell of a week. 01:17:11.625 --> 01:17:13.755 align:center But you found time to fix your fender, though, right? 01:17:13.752 --> 01:17:15.622 align:center Well, that car is a classic. 01:17:15.629 --> 01:17:17.429 align:center I had to get it out of storage for the auto show. 01:17:17.422 --> 01:17:19.212 align:center I needed it in pristine condition. 01:17:19.216 --> 01:17:20.886 align:center Oh... The auto show? That's right. 01:17:20.885 --> 01:17:22.805 align:center The auto show. Big car fan, huh? 01:17:22.803 --> 01:17:25.173 align:center All right, that's it. The auto show. 01:17:25.180 --> 01:17:26.850 align:center Let's go. 01:17:26.849 --> 01:17:29.019 align:center What about my friend then, huh? All right, all right. 01:17:29.018 --> 01:17:30.978 align:center Where's my friend then, huh? Let's go. Come on. 01:17:30.978 --> 01:17:32.268 align:center Auto show! 01:17:34.189 --> 01:17:36.149 align:center It was his second violation, Mrs. Brecht. 01:17:36.149 --> 01:17:38.239 align:center He's due in court at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow. 01:17:38.235 --> 01:17:39.655 align:center Can he press charges? 01:17:39.653 --> 01:17:41.573 align:center Well, your son was in his house, Mrs. Brecht, 01:17:41.572 --> 01:17:45.572 align:center and so, yes, Mr. Turner can file charges if he chooses. 01:17:45.576 --> 01:17:49.376 align:center Thank you. Good night. 01:17:56.294 --> 01:17:58.334 align:center I can't believe this. 01:17:58.338 --> 01:18:00.798 align:center I can't believe you're actually buying this guy's bullshit. 01:18:00.799 --> 01:18:02.969 align:center What? After what you just pulled? It's bullshit, Mom. 01:18:02.968 --> 01:18:04.768 align:center And everything that's happened this past year, 01:18:04.762 --> 01:18:07.172 align:center it's a miracle they didn't just take you away. 01:18:08.139 --> 01:18:09.399 align:center I have to go talk to him. 01:18:09.391 --> 01:18:10.851 align:center What are you talking about? Now? 01:18:10.851 --> 01:18:12.601 align:center He could press charges, Kale. Now? 01:18:12.603 --> 01:18:15.643 align:center I don't care if he's gonna press... Sit down! 01:18:16.607 --> 01:18:17.897 align:center I care. 01:18:21.486 --> 01:18:23.906 align:center You are breaking my heart, Kale. 01:18:27.409 --> 01:18:28.749 align:center Tsk. 01:18:49.598 --> 01:18:52.348 align:center Oh, shit. What the hell are you doing, Ma? 01:18:52.350 --> 01:18:53.730 align:center Oh, shit. 01:18:55.145 --> 01:18:58.815 align:center ♪ Ahh! Me so horny 01:18:58.816 --> 01:19:00.606 align:center ♪ Ahh! Me so horny ♪ 01:19:00.609 --> 01:19:02.909 align:center Ronnie? Ronnie. 01:19:07.074 --> 01:19:08.444 align:center Oh, no. 01:19:17.126 --> 01:19:18.626 align:center Piece of shit. 01:19:48.782 --> 01:19:50.072 align:center Ronnie. 01:19:56.373 --> 01:19:57.913 align:center Yo, don't kill me. You motherfuck. 01:19:57.916 --> 01:19:59.666 align:center Don't kill me. Hey... Are you serious? 01:19:59.668 --> 01:20:01.878 align:center Do you have any idea what I've just been through? 01:20:01.879 --> 01:20:04.049 align:center Hey! Come on! 01:20:04.048 --> 01:20:05.968 align:center I thought you were dead. 01:20:05.966 --> 01:20:07.966 align:center Dude, did you want me to go up to the cops and be like, 01:20:07.968 --> 01:20:11.058 align:center "Oh, hey, you know what, Officer? He's right. I was in his house. 01:20:11.055 --> 01:20:12.805 align:center "I went in there to get the phone out of the car 01:20:12.806 --> 01:20:14.806 align:center "that I broke into earlier today." 01:20:14.808 --> 01:20:17.068 align:center Look, all I could think of was, "I don't want to go to jail. 01:20:17.061 --> 01:20:19.021 align:center "Hide. Hide." And I went into the closet, and... 01:20:19.021 --> 01:20:21.231 align:center Okay. All right, okay, okay, that was a bad joke. 01:20:21.231 --> 01:20:23.521 align:center I just wasn't thinking straight, okay? I get it. I get it. 01:20:23.525 --> 01:20:25.405 align:center Please, please. I'm so... Yeah. 01:20:25.402 --> 01:20:28.112 align:center Yeah? Oh, God. You bastard. 01:20:29.489 --> 01:20:32.289 align:center God. You bastard. 01:20:32.283 --> 01:20:34.493 align:center Hey, so what was in the bag? 01:20:34.494 --> 01:20:36.124 align:center It was a dead deer. 01:20:36.121 --> 01:20:37.371 align:center Naturally. 01:20:37.372 --> 01:20:38.702 align:center Yeah. 01:20:39.917 --> 01:20:42.547 align:center Yo, what is your mom doing over there? 01:20:42.544 --> 01:20:45.624 align:center She's keeping me out of jail. 01:20:45.630 --> 01:20:48.350 align:center Oh, wait. You know what? Then before they confiscate this evidence, 01:20:48.341 --> 01:20:50.341 align:center you should come over here and peep this. 01:20:50.343 --> 01:20:53.383 align:center I'm serious, man. I got my whole great escape on video. 01:20:53.388 --> 01:20:57.308 align:center I hope this works. I dropped it. Here we are. 01:20:57.308 --> 01:20:59.568 align:center You know what? I was in your closet for, like, two weeks. 01:20:59.561 --> 01:21:01.181 align:center I gotta take a piss. Check this out. 01:21:01.188 --> 01:21:02.858 align:center Oh, no. Yo, it's genius. 01:21:02.856 --> 01:21:05.236 align:center Ronnie? Did you just close the door? 01:21:05.234 --> 01:21:08.234 align:center I think there's someone in the garage. 01:21:08.237 --> 01:21:09.617 align:center Help me. 01:21:20.082 --> 01:21:21.742 align:center What was that? 01:21:34.429 --> 01:21:37.599 align:center Yeah, but it's just been really hard on him. 01:21:37.599 --> 01:21:40.019 align:center He still blames himself. 01:21:41.186 --> 01:21:43.436 align:center I understand. 01:21:43.438 --> 01:21:48.318 align:center I know feelings like that, they don't... You know, they don't just go away. 01:22:07.171 --> 01:22:12.301 align:center Thank you so much. You've just been so great about all this. 01:22:12.301 --> 01:22:15.341 align:center Well, it's been my pleasure. 01:22:15.345 --> 01:22:16.675 align:center Thanks. 01:22:21.310 --> 01:22:22.560 align:center Good night. 01:22:22.560 --> 01:22:23.900 align:center Okay. 01:22:31.945 --> 01:22:33.275 align:center Ronnie! 01:22:34.990 --> 01:22:39.170 align:center Ronnie, get up here! Ronnie! She's on the tape! 01:22:40.495 --> 01:22:42.575 align:center Ronnie! 01:22:42.580 --> 01:22:45.750 align:center The club girl, she's dead! 01:22:45.750 --> 01:22:47.460 align:center Ronnie! 01:24:19.761 --> 01:24:21.721 align:center So, he got her on tape? 01:24:26.393 --> 01:24:28.513 align:center I really didn't want this. 01:24:30.188 --> 01:24:31.648 align:center All I wanted 01:24:32.899 --> 01:24:34.609 align:center was to live in peace, 01:24:36.027 --> 01:24:40.447 align:center which is why we gotta keep the spotlight on you. 01:24:40.449 --> 01:24:43.329 align:center You've done most of the work already. 01:24:43.327 --> 01:24:47.127 align:center You are the troubled neighborhood boy who cried wolf. 01:24:50.375 --> 01:24:51.665 align:center But now, 01:24:54.796 --> 01:24:57.086 align:center you are really going to snap. 01:25:02.887 --> 01:25:07.267 align:center First, you killed your buddy, 01:25:07.267 --> 01:25:11.647 align:center because he was calling your girlfriend behind your back. 01:25:11.646 --> 01:25:16.316 align:center And now we gotta bring your mom over here 01:25:18.195 --> 01:25:21.155 align:center so you can slit her throat, 01:25:21.156 --> 01:25:25.656 align:center because she just wouldn't stop blaming you 01:25:25.660 --> 01:25:27.620 align:center for killing your dad. 01:25:34.419 --> 01:25:36.179 align:center So, it sounds good? 01:25:37.588 --> 01:25:38.928 align:center Good. 01:25:40.758 --> 01:25:42.468 align:center Pen and paper. 01:25:49.642 --> 01:25:51.262 align:center Write this down. 01:25:53.771 --> 01:25:55.521 align:center "Dear Ashley, 01:25:57.401 --> 01:25:58.771 align:center "I killed Ronnie..." 01:25:58.776 --> 01:26:00.116 align:center Kale? 01:26:02.822 --> 01:26:04.152 align:center Kale! 01:26:05.033 --> 01:26:06.613 align:center My God. Kale! 01:26:21.716 --> 01:26:23.056 align:center Kale! 01:26:25.262 --> 01:26:27.382 align:center Shut the door. Shut the door. Oh, God. 01:26:29.057 --> 01:26:30.897 align:center Grab the phone. 01:26:32.102 --> 01:26:34.722 align:center The scissors! Here, scissors. 01:26:46.199 --> 01:26:48.369 align:center Come on, 911. 01:26:48.368 --> 01:26:50.168 align:center Phone is dead. 01:26:50.161 --> 01:26:51.821 align:center Where is your mom? 01:26:51.829 --> 01:26:55.089 align:center Turner's house. Here, take that. 01:26:58.628 --> 01:27:01.798 align:center All right, we've gotta get across the line. 01:27:01.798 --> 01:27:03.758 align:center Get ready to run, okay? 01:27:29.700 --> 01:27:33.210 align:center Come on! Go! Jump! 01:27:36.874 --> 01:27:38.374 align:center Kale! Go! 01:27:40.587 --> 01:27:41.967 align:center Come on! 01:27:53.224 --> 01:27:55.804 align:center I've gotta get my mom. Make sure the cops are coming, okay? 01:27:55.810 --> 01:27:57.070 align:center Yeah. Okay? 01:27:57.061 --> 01:27:58.471 align:center Go! Okay. 01:27:58.480 --> 01:27:59.820 align:center Go! 01:28:24.297 --> 01:28:26.007 align:center Mom! 01:28:28.926 --> 01:28:33.096 align:center 13-Adam? 13-Adam-74, come in. 01:28:33.097 --> 01:28:34.897 align:center 13-Adam-74. Go ahead. 01:28:34.891 --> 01:28:37.391 align:center Yeah, I realize your shift's over, 01:28:37.394 --> 01:28:39.604 align:center but that kid just hopped the fence again. 01:28:39.604 --> 01:28:42.144 align:center You still want first dibs? 01:28:42.148 --> 01:28:47.658 align:center 13-Adam-74. Yeah. Yeah, I'll take care of it. 01:28:47.654 --> 01:28:49.484 align:center Roger that. Over. 01:28:51.366 --> 01:28:53.656 align:center Yeah, when I take care of it. 01:28:57.330 --> 01:28:58.670 align:center Mom? 01:29:17.016 --> 01:29:18.356 align:center Mom? 01:29:40.373 --> 01:29:41.913 align:center Mom? 01:29:54.178 --> 01:29:55.598 align:center Mom? 01:30:07.108 --> 01:30:08.448 align:center Mom? 01:30:20.371 --> 01:30:21.701 align:center Shit. 01:30:22.499 --> 01:30:24.129 align:center Oh, God. 01:30:24.125 --> 01:30:25.455 align:center Oh, shit! 01:30:38.055 --> 01:30:39.385 align:center Mom? 01:32:05.309 --> 01:32:07.109 align:center It's the club girl. 01:32:09.564 --> 01:32:11.144 align:center She never left. 01:32:26.915 --> 01:32:28.495 align:center Mr. Turner? 01:32:30.000 --> 01:32:32.090 align:center Sir, are you here? Police! 01:32:39.385 --> 01:32:40.715 align:center Mom? 01:33:07.705 --> 01:33:09.035 align:center Mom? 01:33:26.056 --> 01:33:27.396 align:center Mom? 01:33:40.738 --> 01:33:42.328 align:center Dispatch, 13-Adam... 01:34:35.043 --> 01:34:36.373 align:center Mom? 01:34:39.964 --> 01:34:41.294 align:center Hello? 01:34:46.804 --> 01:34:49.514 align:center Mom? Mom? 01:35:07.324 --> 01:35:09.074 align:center Oh, God. Oh, God. 01:35:09.077 --> 01:35:10.367 align:center Oh, God. 01:35:11.454 --> 01:35:13.664 align:center You're okay, you're okay. 01:35:18.044 --> 01:35:19.714 align:center Here, I got you. 01:35:35.770 --> 01:35:37.610 align:center You made me do this. 01:36:47.884 --> 01:36:49.754 align:center You know, 01:36:49.760 --> 01:36:51.640 align:center I think you're the first one to ever get 01:36:51.637 --> 01:36:54.637 align:center one of these things taken off early for good behavior. 01:36:54.640 --> 01:36:57.860 align:center Ha! Good behavior? That's what I'm calling it. 01:36:57.852 --> 01:37:00.602 align:center You got a problem with it, call somebody who cares. 01:37:00.604 --> 01:37:02.064 align:center Good behavior. 01:37:03.733 --> 01:37:06.483 align:center You all set to pay the incarceration fee, Mrs. Brecht? 01:37:07.653 --> 01:37:09.153 align:center You're kidding. 01:37:09.155 --> 01:37:11.035 align:center No, she's not kidding. 01:37:11.032 --> 01:37:13.112 align:center Today counts. 01:37:13.117 --> 01:37:14.407 align:center She's not kidding. 01:37:14.410 --> 01:37:16.000 align:center No. Look. 01:37:15.995 --> 01:37:17.415 align:center Follow me. 01:37:34.388 --> 01:37:37.188 align:center So much for being spatially challenged. 01:37:37.183 --> 01:37:38.893 align:center Does it scare you? 01:37:38.893 --> 01:37:41.183 align:center Oh, yes. It terrifies me. 01:37:48.778 --> 01:37:52.738 align:center ♪ I built a time machine 01:37:52.740 --> 01:37:54.160 align:center So, what happens now? 01:37:54.158 --> 01:37:56.328 align:center ♪ I'm going to see the homecoming queen 01:37:56.326 --> 01:37:58.496 align:center Did you see that? Hello? 01:37:58.495 --> 01:38:01.455 align:center Mrs. Greenwood, hi. This is Joe Smith from the satellite company. 01:38:01.457 --> 01:38:04.377 align:center Well, we're just calling to check up on our adult programming subscribers. 01:38:04.376 --> 01:38:06.546 align:center What are you talking about? Skin flicks, ma'am. 01:38:06.545 --> 01:38:08.795 align:center That's what the kids are calling 'em. Excuse me? What? 01:38:08.798 --> 01:38:12.968 align:center Well, we see that you're currently accessing it, ma'am, as we speak. 01:38:12.969 --> 01:38:15.099 align:center From receiver 3, second floor of your house. 01:38:15.096 --> 01:38:16.886 align:center But that's not possible. I'm just doing my job. 01:38:16.889 --> 01:38:18.229 align:center Okay. Thanks for your call. 01:38:18.224 --> 01:38:19.434 align:center Yes, ma'am. 01:38:19.433 --> 01:38:21.353 align:center ♪ Back with my high school friends 01:38:21.351 --> 01:38:23.641 align:center What are you watching? What do you think you're doing? 01:38:24.897 --> 01:38:26.147 align:center Nice. 01:38:27.399 --> 01:38:29.159 align:center And I am calling your mother! 01:38:29.152 --> 01:38:30.402 align:center You feel better now? 01:38:30.402 --> 01:38:32.022 align:center Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 01:38:32.029 --> 01:38:34.119 align:center But that's just the first strike, though. Really? 01:38:34.115 --> 01:38:36.905 align:center Well, yeah, it's an ongoing offensive against neighborhood evil. 01:38:36.909 --> 01:38:38.209 align:center I'm very dedicated. 01:38:38.202 --> 01:38:39.572 align:center You're my hero. 01:38:39.578 --> 01:38:43.748 align:center ♪ I wanna pull it apart and put it back together 01:38:43.749 --> 01:38:48.419 align:center ♪ I wanna relive all my adolescent dreams 01:38:48.420 --> 01:38:50.680 align:center ♪ Inspired by true events on movie screens 01:38:52.549 --> 01:38:57.429 align:center ♪ I am a one man wrecking machine 01:38:57.429 --> 01:39:00.689 align:center Soon to be the most popular video on YouTube. 01:39:01.892 --> 01:39:06.602 align:center ♪ I am a one man wrecking machine ♪ 01:39:53.277 --> 01:39:55.277 align:center ♪ Aha 01:39:55.279 --> 01:39:57.079 align:center ♪ Shake 01:39:57.073 --> 01:40:00.953 align:center ♪ Taper jean girl with a motel face 01:40:00.951 --> 01:40:02.321 align:center ♪ Aha 01:40:03.037 --> 01:40:04.787 align:center ♪ Shake 01:40:04.788 --> 01:40:08.628 align:center ♪ Bury your eyes in a secret place 01:40:08.625 --> 01:40:10.625 align:center ♪ Aha 01:40:10.627 --> 01:40:12.587 align:center ♪ Shake 01:40:12.588 --> 01:40:15.968 align:center ♪ Black as night on a Sunday 01:40:17.385 --> 01:40:19.885 align:center ♪ Cunts watch their bodies 01:40:21.429 --> 01:40:25.189 align:center ♪ No room for makeup 01:40:25.184 --> 01:40:29.274 align:center ♪ I think he's tasted 01:40:29.272 --> 01:40:31.942 align:center ♪ Tasted the watcher 01:40:39.949 --> 01:40:43.789 align:center ♪ Heartbreak 01:40:43.786 --> 01:40:47.786 align:center ♪ Knockin' 'em down like the 7th grade 01:40:47.790 --> 01:40:51.550 align:center ♪ Heartbreak 01:40:51.543 --> 01:40:55.503 align:center ♪ Cigarettes and songs with a winter's chafe 01:40:55.505 --> 01:40:59.345 align:center ♪ Heartbreak 01:40:59.343 --> 01:41:03.673 align:center ♪ Kick like my daughter and run away 01:41:03.680 --> 01:41:06.350 align:center ♪ Cunts watch their bodies 01:41:08.144 --> 01:41:11.354 align:center ♪ No room for makeup 01:41:12.273 --> 01:41:14.603 align:center ♪ I think he's tasted 01:41:16.110 --> 01:41:19.450 align:center ♪ Tasted the watcher 01:41:34.502 --> 01:41:36.582 align:center ♪ Aha 01:41:36.588 --> 01:41:38.508 align:center ♪ Shake 01:41:38.506 --> 01:41:42.676 align:center ♪ Taper jean girl kills me 01:41:42.678 --> 01:41:45.808 align:center ♪ Cunts watch their bodies 01:41:47.266 --> 01:41:50.226 align:center ♪ No room for makeup 01:41:51.187 --> 01:41:53.987 align:center ♪ I think he's tasted 01:41:55.149 --> 01:41:57.529 align:center ♪ Tasted the watcher 01:42:03.782 --> 01:42:07.952 align:center ♪ I gotta shake, shake, shake that woman now hard 01:42:07.953 --> 01:42:11.703 align:center ♪ And then I'll keep on, keep on waving in the dark 01:42:11.707 --> 01:42:15.667 align:center ♪ And then I'll keep on, keep on, keep on coming at her hard 01:42:15.669 --> 01:42:19.179 align:center ♪ I gotta shake, shake, shake that woman now hard ♪