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<i>The shores of desire stretch endlessly</i>

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<i>Yet the thirst within me lingers</i>

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<i>The shores of desire stretch endlessly</i>

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<i>Yet the thirst within me lingers</i>

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<i>You, a playful twilight</i>
<i>Somewhere beyond me</i>

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<i>While I drift, aching for your embrace</i>

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<i>You, a playful twilight</i>
<i>Somewhere beyond me</i>

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<i>While I drift, aching for your embrace</i>

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<i>This bedroom has become my prison</i>

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<i>O Lord, pass Your judgement</i>

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<i>Strike after strike, in every guise</i>

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<i>Still, I offer my head again</i>

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<i>There?</i>

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<i>Or here?</i>

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<i>Is it danger?</i>

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<i>Tell me where?</i>

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<i>These nights steeped in desire</i>

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<i>Dreams that spill over, wild in bloom</i>

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<i>Let young vines curl around us</i>

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<i>Fresh with the first blush of spring</i>

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<i>O sweet delirium</i>

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<i>My sweet, intoxicating desire</i>

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<i>The shores of desire stretch endlessly</i>

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<i>Yet the thirst within me lingers</i>

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<i>The shores of desire stretch endlessly</i>

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<i>Yet the thirst within me lingers</i>

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<i>You, a playful twilight</i>
<i>Somewhere beyond me</i>

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<i>While I drift, aching for your embrace</i>

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<i>Aching for your embrace</i>

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Are you nervous?

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I'm a bit nervous.

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It's my first time, after all.

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My mom's a true believer.

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That's why she left overnight
to see Muthappan…

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to thank Him for finding me a bride.

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You're not a believer, Kuttan?

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Nah.

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I believed in myself more than Muthappan.

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I always knew it.

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- What?
- No matter how long it took…

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I'd find a Sharmila for sure.

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You're so fair…

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Even a touch might make you bleed.

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Can I touch you?

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Kuttan!

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Kuttan!

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Nonsense!

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What a terrible nightmare
to have on my wedding day!

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A fly…

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KUTTAN CALLING

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Just woke up?

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Nah, I've been up for a while.

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- I was working out.
<i>- Wow.</i>

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See? Dumbbells and all.

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I'm getting my makeup done.

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- This early?
<i>- Yeah. It's almost 8 already.</i>

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Oh, no!

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Honestly, you don't even need makeup.
You look gorgeous anyway.

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Can I ask you something?

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Don't get me wrong.

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Am I good enough for you?

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- Why would you ask that?
- Well…

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When people see us together…
they might be jealous of me.

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Really?

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What if they're jealous of me instead?

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- Really?
<i>- Yes.</i>

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Alright, then.

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See you at our wedding.

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Happy married life!

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Same to you.

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Is this rain going to ruin everything?

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SURA HIT JOB CALLING

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- Hello.
<i>- Kuttan!</i>

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<i>- Happy married life!</i>
- Thank you!

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<i>Don't spend the whole night</i>
<i>cuddling your wife after the wedding.</i>

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<i>You know,</i>
<i>I've waited six years for this chance.</i>

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<i>I've got to settle scores</i>
<i>with those idiots back in my hometown.</i>

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<i>You'll be there on time tomorrow, right?</i>

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So that's why you wanted
to make me happy so early?

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<i>My dear Kuttan,</i>
<i>if you're late, the whole plan will flop.</i>

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<i>You know, right?</i>
<i>If this flops, I'm a dead man.</i>

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If I take on a job
I'll get it done for sure.

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Now hang up. Let me get married first,

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then we'll deal with the rest.

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<i>Hey, Kuttan, that's not--</i>

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Bloody fly!

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- Why the hell is he here?!
- Oh, damn!

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Where the hell are you looking?!

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- I just finished my bath!
- Sorry, Uncle! I didn't notice you!

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Of course you didn't! Get wasted and
sleep till the sun hits your butt…

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you won't see a thing!

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- A fly fell into my tea. Sorry.
- Damn your fly!

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Don't get me started!

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Good Lord! Now I have to bathe again!

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Who even invited this loser
to the wedding? Damn it!

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<i>Meteorologists say</i>
<i>a rare 'Dhoomakethu', a comet,</i>

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<i>seen only once every 3000 years,</i>

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<i>will pass close to Earth tonight</i>

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<i>and appear green in the sky.</i>

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<i>Sir, what's your take on this phenomenon?</i>

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<i>It's expected to pass between 6 p.m.</i>

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<i>and around 3:30 a.m.</i>

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<i>Scientists also warn</i>
<i>of possible major electrical discharges.</i>

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<i>Satellite communication systems</i>
<i>could be affected.</i>

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<i>It would be wise to limit</i>
<i>the use of electronic devices tonight.</i>

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<i>This is a once-in-3000-years event.</i>

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<i>So let people watch it</i>
<i>and enjoy the moment.</i>

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A comet?!

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Muthappan, my lord,

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why must the world end
on my grandson's wedding day?

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Look at her! The old lady wants
the world to end before she does!

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Shut up, you rebel!

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Like father, like bloody son!

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- Guess that proves I'm his son.
- Happy married life, Kuttan!

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<i>Very good! He deserves it.</i>

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Get lost, you!

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Shouldn't have said that.

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Hey! Hey!

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I'll scrub those lips on the floor!

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- Give that to me.
- Hey!

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Didn't you come here
to help in the kitchen?

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- Then go check if the rice is cooked.
- What's the big deal?

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- It's just a cigarette, not weed!
- Bloody cigarette!

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- Babloo <i>bhai.</i>
- Yes.

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Once you're done,

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pull a tarp over the shed and tie it down.

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Okay, Kuttan <i>bhai.</i>

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Eh? <i>Bhai?</i>

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Kuttan…

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Just ten minutes. I'll move it now.

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Thought I'd get the car blessed
at church before taking it home.

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But you said you wouldn't
get the car before the wedding.

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That's what I thought too.

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Then someone suddenly
cancelled their booking, so I got lucky.

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You're such a petty man.

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Unbelievable.

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<i>Waiting for a bride has driven</i>
<i>Kuttan bhai completely nuts!</i>

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Why are you giggling, you creep?

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Is anyone standing here naked?

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I know exactly why you're giggling.

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- Just do your job!
- The groom's finally awake?

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Good Lord! You're still not ready?

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Is it your wedding or mine?

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Stop standing around like a zombie.
Wash up and get ready!

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I will, Mom.
Please make me some black tea.

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- A fly fell into the other one.
- Well, you should've woken up earlier.

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There's no time now.

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I've got to get ready too.
I'm the groom's mother, remember!

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He's lucky it's his wedding day.

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That rascal crushed my ten bucks
just like that!

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I'll get my hands on him.

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How the hell did a guy like him
end up with a chick like that?

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<i>She's like a ripe peach.</i>

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<i>Umesh.</i>

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Stop talking crap and do your job.

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Something's definitely off with that girl.

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Otherwise, why would she walk
straight into this trap?

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What's wrong with him?

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- He's well built.
- Not just well built.

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<i>He's seen a few birthdays too!</i>

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Looks like that worked in his favour.

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He sure hit the jackpot.

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<i>Hey, don't spit into the sambar!</i>

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Oh, no!

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<i>- Huh? What happened?</i>
<i>- Go check!</i>

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<i>- I'll check.</i>
- Who is it?

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Move! Move!

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Babloo <i>bhai…</i>

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Babloo <i>bhai!</i>

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- Kuttan <i>bhai.</i>
- Is he alright?

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Babloo <i>bhai</i> fell from the tree!

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- Nothing but bad omens today, Latha.
- Will you shut up?

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Stop staring and get him to a hospital!

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What are you all waiting for?
Get a car and take him!

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Anti…

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Anti…

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Jesus, are we screwed?

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- Kuttan, what happened?
- Babloo bhai fell from the tree.

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Get a car and take him to the hospital.

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You'll be fine, Babloo Bhai.

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You only broke your leg.

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A brand new car!

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Get him in quickly.

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Oh no…
What if he gets blood all over my car?

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If that guy dies,
we'll be in trouble, Latha.

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He climbed the tree himself, didn't he?

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Yeah, but the tree's in our yard!

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Open the door.

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Why's everyone coming?

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Just two people are enough.
Don't get my car dirty, please.

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- Start the car!
- Get going! Step on it!

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- It's a brand-new car. I'm not speeding.
- Good thing I got here in time.

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Damn it! I walk in and there's blood.

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Kuttan, come here.

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You don't look okay. What's wrong?

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My head's pounding.

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Hungover from the drinks?

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Missed your medicine?

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No, it's not that.
Just a different kind of headache.

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Must be the wedding jitters.

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Where's the other guy?

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Hey, Da Vinci!

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- This is the guy I told you about.
- Yes, dude.

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- Come here.
- Coming.

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No matter how I look at him,
I just can't figure out a look for him.

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You can do it.

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Honestly, bro…

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You're giving off total doofus vibes.

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He's a smartie. A Kochi dude.

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You know how they are.

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Take another good look, bro.
You'll crack it.

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Move in a little closer.
He won't bite.

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Got it!

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How about a local badass look?

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Badass? Why?

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I'm the groom.
I'm not off to a street fight.

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- Exactly.
- Is that so?

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SURA HIT JOB CALLING

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Do whatever works for you, bro.

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When the bride and groom stand together,

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- …all eyes should be on the groom.
- Okay.

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Our diamond shouldn't be
outshone by her 24-carat glow.

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Overall, he needs a proper mass look.
Got it?

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Got it. Not just mass. I'll give him
a mass killer new look! Cool?

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Have fun, you guys.
I'll go check on the food.

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Wow! Great job!

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Mumm…

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Are you off to kill the poor girl, Kuttan?

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No… I'm marrying her.

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Why not add a mole
and complete the <i>goonda</i> look?

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What's wrong?

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This killer makeover
didn't work for you guys?

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It totally works.

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- No…
- It's gotta be flashy.

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- That's the trend now, Mummy.
- Oh!

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Doesn't work? We'll change the look.
We've got time.

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It didn't work. Let's change it.

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What were you doing all this time?

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The bride has arrived. Just leave already.

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- But Mom…
- Come here, you!

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- Don't pinch me.
- We're late. Let's get going.

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Yikes!

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Just got here?

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Maybe she picked him just
to ward off the evil eye.

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Otherwise, something's off with her.

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I think he heard us.
Yeah, he did. Just smile at him.

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- He'll think we praised him.
- Kuttan…

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- Looking handsome.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- All the best!
- It's time. Come on.

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Looking good, right?

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<i>O beautiful girl, embodiment of love</i>

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<i>Like a gorgeous celestial enchantress</i>

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<i>I shall wait for you, longing</i>

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<i>For as long as I draw breath</i>

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<i>Come light the darkness in my heart</i>

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<i>My cuckoo in silken drapes</i>

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<i>Come and cross my threshold</i>
<i>With your right foot</i>

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<i>May this life we begin</i>
<i>Be blessed with auspicious grace</i>

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<i>Blessings upon this sacred union</i>

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<i>May joy be ours</i>
<i>And our hearts forever one</i>

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<i>Blessings upon a love made divine</i>

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<i>In my world of lamps</i>
<i>Aglow beneath the moon</i>

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<i>Come, make it your world too</i>

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<i>How beautiful life will be</i>
<i>With you forever by my side</i>

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Badass look, huh?

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Nah, just tried to look like the groom.

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Went a bit overboard.

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The moustache!

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- Oh, no! It's still up!
- It's the <i>muhoortham,</i> the auspicious hour.

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Yes, yes.

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Just wait! I'll get you, you scoundrel!

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Dear God…

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Hold the wedding chain.

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- Mom…
- Aren't you happy now?

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- Mother!
- Oh God, what was that?

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An earthquake on my wedding day?!

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Oh no… my dear…

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<i>- Honey, what happened?</i>
- Oh God, what happened?

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<i>God, another bad omen, Latha!</i>

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Oh, no! Rappayi Uncle!

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- Uncle, what happened?
- Wake up, honey!

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- Open your eyes!
- Honey!

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Won't you have the feast?

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- Don't spoil it. Open your eyes!
- Please wake up, honey!

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I think he's gone…

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My husband…

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Finished.

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Really?!

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Looks like the wedding's off, Latha.

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- Shut it, Jala!
- It's not my fault.

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<i>Great! A funeral puja for me!</i>

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What do we do, Mom?

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- Oh, poor soul.
- Do something.

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Let me get married first, man!

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Please, honey… Open your eyes!

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What a tragedy! He was such a good man.

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Honey…

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Mister Petty!

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- Stop! Stop!
- What now?

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Get him in, get him in.

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Turn the car around, Monayi!

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Rappayi Uncle is gone!

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Why my car?! Just call an ambulance!

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The ambulance will take time.
He'll miss the <i>muhoortham.</i>

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The wedding's at risk
and he's already holding the chain!

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Don't joke around!

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Don't worry, Aunty.
He'll take care of everything.

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Get going!

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They'll handle it. Let the wedding begin.

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- Start the music before someone else dies!
- Jala!

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Give me those flowers.

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- Hurry up!
- Shall I, Mom?

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Yes.

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No! Go around like this!

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Thank you, God, everything went well.

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Why is he staring at me?

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Never seen a wedding before?

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Creep!

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Where'd he go?

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If you don't want that curry,
give it to me.

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It's my favourite.

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Okay.

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Serve <i>Sambar</i> here!

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If you need anything, ask the servers.

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Why take it from her?

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This is what happens when you marry late.

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No manners!

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He's just a walking moustache.

18:36.271 --> 18:38.980
- What's he blabbering?
- This <i>avial</i> is way too salty!

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Who hired these cooks?

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I told you a thousand times,

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don't hire cheap caterers.

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- Anyway, he never listens to me.
- Who's that?

18:45.896 --> 18:47.271
- Uncle…
- My brother.

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- Eat up, dear.
- Bloody brother!

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Where the hell are the servers?
Can I get a <i>pappad?</i>

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Do you have to go today, Mom?

18:55.188 --> 18:57.230
It's not like Muthappan's going anywhere.

18:58.230 --> 19:00.938
You clearly don't know
the power of Muthappan.

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Do you know how many vows Jala and I made
just so you'd find a wife?

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It took Muthappan
to finally find you a bride.

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If it wasn't your wedding night,

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I'd have dragged you along.

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My wedding night isn't with Muthappan!

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Faithless fool!

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Quit talking nonsense!

19:17.896 --> 19:18.896
What faith?

19:19.396 --> 19:21.313
Pretty sure your brother
made one hell of a vow

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just to ruin my wedding night!

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Don't talk like that…

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You have no idea how much he loves you.

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Enough talk. Hurry up!

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The poor girl's all alone at home.

19:31.021 --> 19:33.063
My dear Muthappan!
Are you trying to kill me?

19:33.896 --> 19:35.980
- So, do you like our town?
- Yes.

19:36.271 --> 19:37.521
It's quite chilly here.

19:37.896 --> 19:39.688
It's the salty breeze from the river.

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Don't stay out too long.
You'll turn dark.

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So what if I do?

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I like being dark.

19:45.563 --> 19:47.646
Is that why you married Kuttan?

19:49.521 --> 19:50.396
Also…

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Did you know everything about Kuttan
before saying yes?

19:53.938 --> 19:56.605
Hey! Why are you telling
the poor bride all this?

19:56.730 --> 19:58.146
There's not much to tell anyway.

19:58.230 --> 20:00.688
But seriously, do you know why
Kuttan stayed unmarried

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all these years?

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Why?

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Listen…

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Just don't tell Kuttan we told you.

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Okay.

20:10.855 --> 20:12.188
Oh, no! Come, come!

20:12.271 --> 20:13.521
I just remembered…

20:13.605 --> 20:14.771
My baby's lying in a puddle of pee.

20:14.855 --> 20:15.938
I totally forgot. See you later!

20:16.021 --> 20:17.355
Hurry! Let's go.

20:17.438 --> 20:18.313
Oh, he's here!

20:18.396 --> 20:20.021
Quick, let's go!

20:20.730 --> 20:22.730
What's wrong?
What happened?

20:23.521 --> 20:25.313
We just saw her sitting all alone.

20:25.396 --> 20:27.230
So we came over to meet her
and have a chat.

20:27.313 --> 20:29.146
But you still haven't told me…

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why Kuttan couldn't find a girl.

20:31.313 --> 20:32.271
Oh, really?

20:32.730 --> 20:34.480
Spewing your venom on my wedding night?

20:35.396 --> 20:36.271
Get outta here!

20:36.355 --> 20:37.396
- All of you, scram!
- Come on!

20:37.480 --> 20:40.771
- Get lost!
- Didn't think he'd be back so soon.

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<i>We barely got to tell her anything!</i>

20:45.605 --> 20:47.480
Poor things just came to gossip.

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Then you had to show up, Kuttan.

20:52.980 --> 20:55.438
- What happened?
- Are you going to call me "Kuttan"?

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Why? Don't you like it?

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I love it.

21:03.938 --> 21:05.688
I've waited forever
for this wedding night.

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Come with me.

21:10.605 --> 21:11.480
Come…

21:17.980 --> 21:19.021
Hope no one's here.

21:20.230 --> 21:21.146
Move!

21:24.938 --> 21:28.271
- Shall we begin?
- Hell yeah! Go for it, my man!

21:31.146 --> 21:32.063
One second.

21:32.521 --> 21:34.063
<i>Kuttan… you asleep?</i>

21:34.313 --> 21:35.188
No.

21:35.396 --> 21:36.938
- Why? You coming too?
<i>- No thanks.</i>

21:37.188 --> 21:38.730
<i>Just show up on time tomorrow.</i>

21:39.355 --> 21:41.480
<i>I took leave and came</i>
<i>all the way from Dubai for this.</i>

21:41.855 --> 21:42.730
<i>Please don't screw me over.</i>

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I'll be there unless I'm dead.
Now hang up!

21:45.021 --> 21:46.896
<i>- I've waited six years, Kuttan--</i>
- Scoundrel!

21:49.396 --> 21:50.271
Sorry about that.

21:50.605 --> 21:51.980
A friend called to wish me.

21:53.146 --> 21:54.646
Is this guy ever going to make a move?

21:55.313 --> 21:56.313
Ever since I was a kid…

21:56.813 --> 21:58.605
the first thing I think of
when I hear "marriage"…

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is the wedding night.

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Me too!

22:03.730 --> 22:05.063
Even though it took a long time,

22:05.146 --> 22:06.355
I'm finally here.

22:08.813 --> 22:09.980
So how do w…

22:15.355 --> 22:16.563
How about a French?

22:16.771 --> 22:17.980
Yes! Do it, my man, do it!

22:23.730 --> 22:24.938
Did you hear something?

22:25.230 --> 22:26.271
Oh, dear…

22:28.896 --> 22:29.896
I didn't hear anything.

22:30.021 --> 22:30.938
Really…

22:32.521 --> 22:33.730
Must be my imagination.

22:35.646 --> 22:36.771
How about a selfie?

22:37.980 --> 22:38.980
For the memories.

22:52.230 --> 22:53.146
What's wrong with it?

22:55.396 --> 22:56.271
Look…

23:00.938 --> 23:01.813
Oh!

23:02.188 --> 23:03.063
The comet.

23:03.896 --> 23:07.063
It travelled 3000 years through time
just to witness our wedding!

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Ugh! Boomer uncle!

23:10.563 --> 23:11.771
Wanna see it?

23:13.146 --> 23:14.063
The comet?

23:14.896 --> 23:15.771
Mm-hmm.

23:17.438 --> 23:18.896
Uh-oh… I'm busted!

23:20.355 --> 23:22.396
- There it goes… Wait, what?!
- Oh, no…

23:22.646 --> 23:23.688
Who's there?

23:23.771 --> 23:24.980
Just your friendly neighbourhood
peeping Tom.

23:26.188 --> 23:27.230
Sharmila, don't be scared.

23:29.563 --> 23:30.438
You!

23:30.688 --> 23:32.396
You're dead if I catch you, you pig!

23:32.938 --> 23:33.980
- You've no idea who you're messing with!
- Who was that?

23:34.271 --> 23:35.688
What happened?
Huh?

23:36.480 --> 23:37.438
Nothing…

23:37.771 --> 23:38.646
He got away.

23:38.938 --> 23:39.980
Some horny creep…

23:40.355 --> 23:41.688
…trying to make us go viral.

23:45.688 --> 23:47.188
Look at that beautiful green glow.

23:47.938 --> 23:49.730
Do you know how comets are formed?

23:50.021 --> 23:51.021
Mm-hmm.

23:51.855 --> 23:53.813
They say it's astronomical outgassing.

23:54.271 --> 23:55.146
Whose?

23:56.688 --> 23:57.896
How do you know all this?

23:59.771 --> 24:01.105
I read it on WhatsApp.

24:01.355 --> 24:02.355
Is that so?

24:02.646 --> 24:04.771
I thought it was just the sun farting.

24:07.646 --> 24:08.855
That's what my mom told me as a kid.

24:12.771 --> 24:13.771
Classic Mom.

24:16.063 --> 24:18.188
What a sight on our wedding night…

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So lucky, right?

24:21.313 --> 24:22.896
But I'm the lucky one here.

24:24.896 --> 24:26.438
Even after marrying so late…

24:27.188 --> 24:28.980
I ended up with such a knockout beauty.

24:30.396 --> 24:31.730
You're so fair…

24:32.355 --> 24:33.813
Even a touch might make you bleed.

24:37.980 --> 24:39.605
I've heard this before…

24:43.563 --> 24:44.563
The door…

24:49.438 --> 24:52.105
Don't think you'll marry her
and live in peace.

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OH, NO!

25:02.396 --> 25:03.271
Blood!

25:07.521 --> 25:08.521
Another dream?

25:16.271 --> 25:17.188
Hello?

25:17.730 --> 25:19.188
- Hello…
- Did you just wake up?

25:19.438 --> 25:20.355
<i>Yeah, just now.</i>

25:20.771 --> 25:21.646
Listen…

25:22.521 --> 25:23.480
Quick question.

25:23.563 --> 25:24.521
<i>Don't take this the wrong way…</i>

25:25.313 --> 25:27.063
Did we get married yesterday?

25:28.396 --> 25:29.355
What happened to you?

25:30.146 --> 25:31.396
Drunk first thing in the morning?

25:31.896 --> 25:33.313
<i>What exactly did you drink last night?</i>

25:34.313 --> 25:35.271
I did drink…

25:35.938 --> 25:37.355
But was it yesterday? Or the day before?

25:37.938 --> 25:38.855
Listen.

25:39.271 --> 25:40.355
It's past 8 o'clock.

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Go shower
and get yourself looking handsome.

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My dear Kuttan!

25:55.730 --> 25:57.146
Is it gonna rain?

25:59.605 --> 26:00.480
SURA HIT JOB CALLING

26:00.563 --> 26:01.521
Sura?

26:03.605 --> 26:05.480
<i>Happy married life, Kuttan!</i>

26:06.271 --> 26:08.605
- Didn't you wish me yesterday?
<i>- Yes, I did.</i>

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<i>But I wanted to wish you again</i>
<i>on your wedding day.</i>

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<i>Nothing wrong with that.</i>

26:12.021 --> 26:12.896
<i>Are you happy?</i>

26:13.396 --> 26:14.688
<i>You'll show up on time tomorrow, right?</i>

26:14.771 --> 26:16.605
Sura, didn't I tell you I'd be there?

26:16.688 --> 26:18.438
<i>You did. Just reminding you.</i>

26:18.730 --> 26:20.896
<i>If you don't show up, I'm screwed.</i>

26:21.230 --> 26:22.313
<i>You know how they are.</i>

26:22.396 --> 26:23.313
You moron…

26:23.396 --> 26:25.855
Once Kuttan takes on a job,
he delivers, come hell or high water!

26:25.938 --> 26:27.605
If you don't believe me,
ask around Onamthuruthu.

26:27.688 --> 26:28.771
<i>Why wouldn't I believe you, Kuttan--</i>

26:40.813 --> 26:42.021
Oh, my! It's Uncle Menace!

26:42.646 --> 26:43.730
Where are you looking?

26:44.605 --> 26:47.730
I've been queuing since 6 a.m.
to use that bathroom.

26:48.105 --> 26:49.521
- I didn't see you, sorry.
- Obviously you didn't.

26:51.313 --> 26:52.230
Uncle.

26:52.730 --> 26:53.855
What's today's date?

26:55.063 --> 26:57.313
What kind of creature
forgets his own wedding date?

26:59.021 --> 27:00.688
<i>Why's he even getting married?</i>

27:02.771 --> 27:05.063
How can anyone dream something this exact?

27:08.438 --> 27:10.105
<i>The non-parabolic comet</i>

27:10.188 --> 27:12.438
<i>is passing very close to</i>
<i>Earth's orbital plane.</i>

27:12.521 --> 27:14.688
<i>Sir, what's your take on this phenomenon?</i>

27:14.938 --> 27:19.688
<i>It's expected to pass between 6 p.m.</i>

27:19.771 --> 27:22.605
<i>and around 3:30 a.m.</i>

27:22.730 --> 27:25.146
The world is going to end, Kuttan!

27:26.230 --> 27:28.563
He's coming to tear Earth apart!

27:29.188 --> 27:30.230
Komettan.

27:30.313 --> 27:31.438
Komettan?!

27:31.688 --> 27:34.105
Let it all end with you!

27:34.313 --> 27:35.480
Let destruction rain down!

27:35.646 --> 27:36.938
Happy married life, Kuttan!

27:37.230 --> 27:38.230
This bloody mo…

27:57.105 --> 27:58.730
Wake up if you're asleep, you idiot!

28:00.480 --> 28:01.355
Why's he slapping himself?

28:01.896 --> 28:02.896
Where's that cook?

28:27.146 --> 28:29.021
Babloo <i>bhai,</i> not over there…

28:29.313 --> 28:30.855
- A bit higher.
- Alright.

28:30.938 --> 28:32.146
What if it rains?

28:32.480 --> 28:33.771
- It'll get wet.
- Okay.

28:33.855 --> 28:34.813
Right, Kuttan <i>bhai?</i>

28:35.896 --> 28:36.980
Everything's right so far.

28:37.605 --> 28:38.480
Let's see what happens next.

28:38.563 --> 28:39.438
- Babloo <i>bhai…</i>
- Yes?

28:39.521 --> 28:42.271
Waiting for a bride has driven
Kuttan <i>bhai</i> completely nuts!

28:43.688 --> 28:44.688
Nuts?

28:45.188 --> 28:46.605
Let's see if he falls or not.

28:50.271 --> 28:51.146
Kuttan!

28:51.521 --> 28:52.480
Just ten minutes.

28:52.646 --> 28:53.563
I'll move it now.

28:53.980 --> 28:55.771
Sorry I couldn't lend you my car
for the wedding.

28:56.563 --> 28:58.230
I hope you don't think I'm being petty.

28:58.313 --> 28:59.480
Petty?

29:00.313 --> 29:01.730
Isn't that what I said?

29:04.646 --> 29:06.521
Oh, look! The groom's finally awake!

29:06.938 --> 29:08.188
Whose wedding is it, anyway?

29:08.355 --> 29:10.021
Stop lazing around and go get ready!

29:13.480 --> 29:14.396
Is he going to fall

29:14.896 --> 29:15.896
or not?

29:16.438 --> 29:17.313
Damn it!

29:20.146 --> 29:22.646
What's so wrong with him marrying her?

29:23.271 --> 29:25.605
Is there anyone else in this town
who works as hard as he does?

29:25.688 --> 29:26.646
The real tragedy is

29:26.855 --> 29:29.646
that now we'll have to watch him
parade that girl around town.

29:30.021 --> 29:31.230
- Exactly!
- You know what?

29:31.313 --> 29:33.146
- What?
- Just thinking about it makes me sick.

29:33.230 --> 29:34.230
Then stop thinking about it so much.

29:34.313 --> 29:36.855
Do you think she actually
ran a background check on him?

29:36.938 --> 29:39.771
- Who knows?
- Either way, they're all set.

29:39.855 --> 29:41.896
She's like a marshmallow.

29:43.438 --> 29:45.188
First a ripe peach, now a marshmallow.

29:45.438 --> 29:46.521
Dirty old weasel!

29:47.230 --> 29:48.146
Oh, no!

29:48.230 --> 29:49.563
- Brother!
- Babloo <i>bhai!</i>

29:51.646 --> 29:53.313
Babloo <i>bhai…</i>

29:55.271 --> 29:56.271
Move aside!

29:56.896 --> 29:58.771
Kuttan <i>bhai,</i> we need
to get him to the hospital.

29:58.938 --> 30:00.730
- He fell out of a tree.
- So he really did fall!

30:01.480 --> 30:02.688
So you had me fooled earlier!

30:02.855 --> 30:04.396
- Someone help him!
- This is exactly it!

30:04.480 --> 30:05.438
The same!

30:06.355 --> 30:08.063
Someone get him to the hospital!

30:10.480 --> 30:11.396
Anti!

30:13.938 --> 30:14.855
Get the car, <i>bhai.</i>

30:14.938 --> 30:15.813
Anti!

30:17.021 --> 30:17.896
What's wrong now?

30:18.396 --> 30:19.271
Kuttan!

30:19.438 --> 30:21.230
- What happened?
- Babloo <i>bhai</i> fell again.

30:21.313 --> 30:22.480
Get a car! Take him to the hospital!

30:22.563 --> 30:23.605
- He fell again?!
- Yeah!

30:23.688 --> 30:25.480
- Yes, he fell again.
- But how many times did he fall?!

30:25.896 --> 30:26.896
Wait.

30:31.188 --> 30:32.605
There's a brand new car outside.
Whose is it?

30:32.688 --> 30:33.563
- That car?
- Yes.

30:34.105 --> 30:35.188
- Mister Petty's.
- Oh, Petty's.

30:35.271 --> 30:36.188
- Oh, Monayi.
- Yes.

30:36.271 --> 30:37.771
Oh, perfect! Monayi, my dear…

30:37.855 --> 30:38.938
Step on it, bro!

30:39.271 --> 30:41.771
You can clean the car later.
Get to the hospital now!

30:43.271 --> 30:44.896
It's already 10 o'clock.
Time to get ready.

30:44.980 --> 30:47.313
- Come with me.
<i>- Everyone, go eat.</i>

30:47.396 --> 30:48.271
Tell me the truth.

30:48.563 --> 30:50.813
Are you all trying to prank me?

30:51.771 --> 30:52.730
Prank you?

30:52.813 --> 30:53.771
Why would we do that?

30:54.230 --> 30:55.271
Go get dressed quickly.

30:55.355 --> 30:57.396
I brought a makeup artist
all the way from Kochi.

30:57.521 --> 30:58.396
Look, here he comes.

30:59.646 --> 31:00.855
Hi, dude!

31:01.188 --> 31:02.438
<i>Hi dude…</i>

31:04.105 --> 31:05.021
This guy?

31:06.230 --> 31:07.646
- How's he?
- I know him.

31:07.730 --> 31:08.646
You do?

31:08.813 --> 31:09.938
He's no good.

31:10.021 --> 31:11.021
No good?

31:11.313 --> 31:12.355
But I heard he's good.

31:19.396 --> 31:20.271
I can't find it.

31:21.646 --> 31:22.980
Where's that selfie?

31:23.855 --> 31:25.230
I got it.

31:30.230 --> 31:31.563
Anxiety disorder.

31:32.646 --> 31:33.688
No…

31:34.313 --> 31:35.438
Don't get nervous.

31:35.563 --> 31:37.105
Every first-time groom goes through this.

31:37.313 --> 31:39.396
- Be cool.
- Something's wrong with me.

31:40.355 --> 31:42.146
- I'm freaking out.
- What is wrong?

31:44.063 --> 31:45.230
Started boozing already?

31:45.313 --> 31:46.313
Not that!

31:46.646 --> 31:47.896
It's like I already know
what's going to happen.

31:48.355 --> 31:49.688
Babloo <i>bhai</i> falling from the tree.

31:49.771 --> 31:50.813
That makeup dingbat…

31:50.896 --> 31:52.605
I've seen him before.

31:52.980 --> 31:53.855
When?

31:54.855 --> 31:56.230
Is this some kind of divine vision?

31:57.396 --> 31:58.521
Am I going to die?

31:59.188 --> 32:00.396
Will my wedding even happen?

32:00.730 --> 32:01.896
Do you get what I'm saying?

32:01.980 --> 32:03.480
- I get it.
- What?

32:03.646 --> 32:04.938
Marriage isn't child's play.

32:05.105 --> 32:06.146
Of course you're nervous.

32:06.605 --> 32:07.646
At my wedding,

32:07.813 --> 32:09.855
- I had diarrhoea from the nerves.
- Ew…

32:09.938 --> 32:11.521
I got married wearing a diaper.

32:11.730 --> 32:12.938
This is nothing.

32:13.438 --> 32:14.438
Just relax.

32:14.646 --> 32:15.730
Take a deep breath.

32:16.063 --> 32:16.938
Inhale!

32:17.855 --> 32:18.813
Dude.

32:19.313 --> 32:20.938
Where can I set up my gear?

32:30.896 --> 32:33.646
No matter how much you think about it,
you just can't figure out the look.

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Dude! How'd you know?

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Anti, this guy's unbelievable.

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Honestly, dude…

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- You're giving off--
- Total doofus vibes?

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Right?

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How about we go for a local badass look?

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Isn't that what you're thinking?

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Oh my God, dude! I bow down to you!

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In my entire makeup career,

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I've never met a client
with so much clarity.

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That's Kuttan for you.

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I'll fix you up in no time.

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Perfect kurta for this hot weather.

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Touch my face and I'll slit your throat.

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- Bloody pig!
- Don't make a scene, dude.

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Kuttan… drop the knife.

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Kuttan!

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The bride has arrived.

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That's enough makeup.

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- Hurry up!
- Coming, Mom!

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So much make up!
Even the bride's not wearing that much!

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Remember our wedding day?

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How could I forget?

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Looks like your buddy's in diapers too.

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Oh, shut up.

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- It's the <i>muhoortham.</i> Shall we begin?
- Yes.

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- Take that bell.
- Oh, really?

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So many fine boys in Onamthuruthu,

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yet she ended up with him?

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- Isn't the bride related to our Usha?
- Yes, yes.

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Then Usha definitely set the poor girl up.

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Poor thing. What a fate.

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Why's he staring at us like that?

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Think he heard us? Damn it!

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I think we're screwed.

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- Smile.
- You look superb!

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Hand me those flowers.

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- Mom…
- Tie the wedding chain.

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- Oh no!
- What happened?

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Oh no! Honey…

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- What is it?
- What happened, honey?

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- Uncle!
- Honey…

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- Open your eyes!
- Kuttan!

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- Don't go, Kuttan.
- Don't cry. Let me see.

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Honey…

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- Looks like Rappayi uncle's gone.
- My husband's gone…

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Kuttan…

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Come here.

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Don't let this get to you.

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He was a tree ready to fall anyway.

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The poor man was fated
to be struck down by lightning.

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Just like I said.

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Take a deep breath. Relax.

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I'll handle this.

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Kuttan…

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Kuttan!

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Who's that?

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- Why's there a crowd again?
- Bring him…

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Wait… wait…

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- Put him inside.
- Who fell out of a tree this time?

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- Bloody hell.
- Don't reverse!

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You bloody, Petty! Stop it!

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- Let the wedding drums roll.
- Come on.

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Come on, tell him what to do.

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- Tie it quickly.
- Come on, shower them with flowers!

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Thank God…

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Why's he staring at me?

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He vanished?

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Want some <i>pulissery?</i>

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<i>What do you want?</i>

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<i>Bring rasam.</i>

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<i>Yeah.</i>

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<i>Avial?</i>

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I'm more of a non-veg person.

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Will you buy me a biryani tonight?

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Not one, I'll buy you two biryanis!

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From now on,
I'm having biryani for dinner too.

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Yuck!

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Who made this <i>avial?</i>

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This tastes awful.

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Who did you hire to cook?

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I told you a thousand times…

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don't cheap out on food.

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Too late now.

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Eat.

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You should listen
to your Uncle Jalajan sometimes.

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Have it, dear.

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<i>Honestly, bro…</i>

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<i>You're giving off total doofus vibes.</i>

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<i>How about a local badass look?</i>

36:42.771 --> 36:45.605
<i>Maybe she picked him just</i>
<i>to ward off the evil eye.</i>

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<i>Otherwise, something's off with her.</i>

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<i>Like father, like bloody son!</i>

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<i>Something's definitely off with that girl.</i>

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<i>Otherwise, why would she walk</i>
<i>straight into this trap?</i>

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<i>Looks like the wedding's off, Latha.</i>

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<i>How the hell did a guy like him</i>
<i>end up with a chick like that?</i>

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<i>What a hot chick!</i>

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<i>She's like a ripe peach.</i>

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Oh my God… My head!

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Jala's got about sixteen stitches
on his head.

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Hear me!

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I said there are sixteen stitches.

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He's exaggerating.

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Anti said it's only six.

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Kuttan…

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Son…

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it's true that…

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we hid your past
to make this wedding happen.

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If there's anything she should know,
tell her tonight.

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You people just stop adding
to my problems.

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Let me somehow survive this night.

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- There he is. Go!
- Walk fast.

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Hurry…

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Stop right there.

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Did you tell her
why I never found a bride?

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No…

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We just went to check on her.

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If I see you around this house again…

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Get out!

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He's got quite a temper.

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How did you know what they said, Kuttan?

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I've been seeing it all for two days.

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What did you say?

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Long story.

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Biryani.

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Thanks.

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Welcome.

38:15.021 --> 38:16.021
Well…

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Shall we go to bed after dinner?

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Whatever happens,
I'm having my wedding night tonight.

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Nobody's here,

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It is sharp.

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- I'll keep this here.
- Why the machete?

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Just…

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So I don't get nightmares.

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And if it's not a nightmare,
I'll put an end to it tonight.

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Oh, no!

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The curtains aren't closed.

39:15.355 --> 39:16.230
What happened?

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Nothing.

39:19.688 --> 39:21.105
This place isn't exactly safe.

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It's full of peeping Toms.

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I've seen bigger wedding nights.

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This is nothing.

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About what happened at lunch today…

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Don't take it to heart.

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My hand slipped a little.

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You mean when you hurled that desk?

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I just can't stand people
who badmouth food.

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I was dying to smack him.

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And then you actually did it.

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Good job.

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I've got this tiny problem
with emotional outbursts.

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My family thinks it's mental.

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Just know that's not the case.

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SURA HIT JOB CALLING

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<i>Kuttan, my boy.</i>

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Calling to remind me
about tomorrow, right?

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<i>Yeah. How'd you guess?</i>
<i>You're unbelievable!</i>

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If you call to remind me one more time…

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you won't remember anything ever again.

40:20.646 --> 40:22.646
<i>- Why'd you say that, Kuttan?</i>
- Hang up, you walking reminder!

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<i>Kuttan, what about my hit job?</i>

40:24.480 --> 40:25.396
<i>So you're not coming?</i>

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Who was that?

40:28.230 --> 40:29.355
Something urgent?

40:29.688 --> 40:30.688
Nah, nothing important.

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Got a job tomorrow night.

40:32.855 --> 40:34.021
He just called to remind me.

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He won't do it again.

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Your jobs are always at night?

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Not really.

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Sometimes they run till dawn.

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Will anything even happen tonight?

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Remember what I asked you this morning?

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- What?
- About getting married yesterday.

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Weren't you just joking
because of your dream?

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Not at all.

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Then?

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I've got to tell you something.
Don't be scared.

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Tonight, something might happen…
or it might not.

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Even she figured it out.

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Loser!

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He'll keep me here till sunrise.

41:20.480 --> 41:21.980
- Did you hear a cry?
- Yes.

41:22.396 --> 41:23.271
Hey!

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- You again?
- Who's that?

41:25.146 --> 41:26.938
- What's going on there?
- Sorry. One second.

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I'll kill him today!

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Kuttan!

41:44.688 --> 41:45.688
I'm not letting you go!

41:46.021 --> 41:47.146
Who the hell are you?

41:47.896 --> 41:50.688
You Kannada creep, why do you
keep crashing my wedding night?!

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I'm not letting you go!

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Huh? Tamil?

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You!

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Stop right there,
you, plastic-can scumbag!

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Look at me!

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Take this too.

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Kuttan!

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My head!

42:09.688 --> 42:10.646
Blood!

42:16.938 --> 42:17.855
Am I losing my mind?

42:19.605 --> 42:20.646
Do I have some deadly disease?

42:24.688 --> 42:26.480
After waiting forever to get married,

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now it's my wedding every day!

42:31.980 --> 42:33.105
Thunder again?

42:38.021 --> 42:38.896
Looks like rain.

42:39.688 --> 42:40.938
But it won't rain till tonight.

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Huh? A fly!

42:43.896 --> 42:44.855
SURA HIT JOB CALLING

42:44.938 --> 42:46.563
It's Sura again!

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<i>The green comet that passes Earth</i>
<i>only once every 3000 years--</i>

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Get up! Get up! Go! Move!

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- Enough stuffing yourself with <i>idlis!</i>
- He's lost his mind.

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Why'd you switch off the TV?

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You, oldie!

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That's what the end times look like!

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Don't make me cuss you out
first thing in the morning.

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- Get lost, you rebel! Good-for-nothing!
- Something else is coming.

43:13.063 --> 43:15.105
- Happy married life, Kuttan!
- Got it!

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- Stop right there!
- Get lost!

43:19.730 --> 43:22.355
Your son's been pounding my back
for three days!

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Three days?

43:23.980 --> 43:25.146
What is he even talking about?

43:25.313 --> 43:29.521
For three days straight,
it's been <i>idli, sambar,</i> repeat!

43:37.480 --> 43:39.521
Didn't I tell you, you idiot,
not to smoke here?!

43:39.855 --> 43:40.980
So you're burning trash and smoking now?

43:41.313 --> 43:42.730
When did you say that?
Can't we burn trash?

43:43.730 --> 43:45.688
I'll burn you with the trash.

43:45.771 --> 43:46.646
Why?

43:46.730 --> 43:47.771
- Wanna see?
- No.

43:48.355 --> 43:49.855
Then go light the stove.

43:50.021 --> 43:51.771
- I will
- Go on.

43:52.021 --> 43:53.646
- Cook the rice.
- Is he crazy?

43:54.021 --> 43:55.021
I'm first!

43:56.605 --> 43:57.855
Kids, don't run!

43:57.938 --> 43:59.271
- Damn!
- You'll fall!

43:59.896 --> 44:00.980
- Babloo <i>bhai.</i>
- Yes?

44:01.063 --> 44:02.730
Get down. You'll break your leg.

44:02.813 --> 44:05.271
We need to tie this
or everyone will get soaked in the rain!

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Idiot, it won't rain till tonight.

44:07.980 --> 44:10.063
Hey, get him down.
He'll get hurt.

44:10.855 --> 44:14.021
Waiting for a bride has driven
Kuttan <i>bhai</i> completely nuts!

44:15.021 --> 44:16.313
Yeah, keep laughing.

44:16.688 --> 44:18.438
You'll know who's nuts
when you hit the ground.

44:21.355 --> 44:23.355
Get lost, you petty loser!
His bloody car!

44:24.313 --> 44:25.855
Huh? Where'd he go?

44:25.938 --> 44:28.230
Looks like late marriage
is the latest fashion.

44:28.313 --> 44:30.730
How the hell did a guy like him
land a pretty girl like her?

44:30.813 --> 44:33.771
Young girls these days
seem to prefer older men.

44:34.521 --> 44:36.605
I hear she's quite a looker,
a real buttercup.

44:36.688 --> 44:37.771
She sure is.

44:38.855 --> 44:40.396
Ripe peach, marshmallow and a buttercup!

44:40.480 --> 44:41.605
You, bloody perverts!

44:41.688 --> 44:44.146
You came to cook for my wedding
and now you're cooking me?!

44:44.230 --> 44:45.771
- It wasn't me…
<i>- Oh, no…</i>

44:46.605 --> 44:47.938
Babloo fell again!

44:48.480 --> 44:49.480
I'll straighten all of you out.

44:49.563 --> 44:50.730
This Babloo!

44:52.563 --> 44:54.938
I warned Babloo he'd fall!

44:55.438 --> 44:56.980
- Babloo <i>bhai…</i>
- Oh, God…

44:57.063 --> 44:59.230
- What happened, Jala?
- What do you think happened?

44:59.313 --> 45:00.355
With everyone coming,

45:00.438 --> 45:02.146
I told him to pull the tarp tighter.

45:02.230 --> 45:03.105
And now he's on the ground!

45:03.188 --> 45:05.271
Can't even climb a tree
and they call themselves workers!

45:05.355 --> 45:06.896
Who told you to make
Babloo climb the tree?

45:07.146 --> 45:09.563
I told him not to climb
because he'll break his leg.

45:09.646 --> 45:12.646
- How was I supposed to know he'd fall?
- I knew it. That's why I stopped him!

45:14.105 --> 45:14.980
What is he even talking about?

45:16.771 --> 45:18.521
Someone get him to a hospital.

45:18.605 --> 45:20.230
I'm sick of repeating myself.

45:20.396 --> 45:22.730
- You're getting mud all over that door.
- Close the door.

45:23.563 --> 45:25.230
- Move out of the way!
- Move aside. Let him through.

45:25.438 --> 45:26.480
Is he alright?

45:31.396 --> 45:32.271
Hurry up.

45:32.355 --> 45:34.688
That dingbat's back
to make a fool of me again.

45:35.521 --> 45:36.396
Kuttan, don't run…

45:39.063 --> 45:39.938
Here's the wedding chain.

45:42.521 --> 45:44.271
- Come on, Kuttan, tie it!
- Tie it.

45:44.396 --> 45:45.271
I'll do it.

45:45.646 --> 45:46.563
- Kuttan!
- What's wrong?

45:46.896 --> 45:48.688
- Tie it!
- What are you staring at?

45:48.771 --> 45:50.063
- I said I will!
- What's going on?

45:50.271 --> 45:51.605
- Tie the wedding chain!
- Let it strike first.

45:51.688 --> 45:52.730
Someone's gonna bite it first.

45:53.188 --> 45:54.146
What's gonna strike?

45:54.855 --> 45:55.813
Come on, Kuttan. Tie it.

45:57.813 --> 45:58.688
Oh no!

45:58.771 --> 46:00.105
- There! He's gone!
- Who's that?

46:00.188 --> 46:01.230
What happened, honey?

46:02.146 --> 46:03.355
Anti, take him away.

46:03.438 --> 46:05.980
- Let me marry her.
- Someone, please check on him.

46:07.021 --> 46:08.146
Don't cry.

46:08.230 --> 46:09.188
Oh, no, he tied the chain!

46:09.646 --> 46:10.605
Finished.

46:29.646 --> 46:31.480
I'll smash one with the pestle
and hack the other with the machete.

46:33.105 --> 46:34.980
The pestle stays in the corner,
the machete stays by the bed.

46:36.605 --> 46:38.188
Why do we need a pestle and a machete?

46:38.271 --> 46:39.646
Relax. It's our wedding night.

46:40.396 --> 46:41.271
Just for safety.

46:44.480 --> 46:45.563
It'll be over soon.

46:52.521 --> 46:53.396
Done.

46:53.646 --> 46:54.896
But we're safe, right?

46:58.438 --> 46:59.355
Too soon to say.

47:02.271 --> 47:03.438
Can't see him anywhere.

47:03.771 --> 47:05.021
What's that black thing?

47:06.021 --> 47:06.980
You!

47:07.063 --> 47:08.313
- Sharmila, don't come out.
- Who is it?

47:08.396 --> 47:09.271
I'll handle this.

47:09.980 --> 47:11.021
- Kuttan!
- Today's the day you die!

47:11.605 --> 47:12.896
You filthy pig!

47:13.188 --> 47:14.063
I'm gonna…

47:15.646 --> 47:17.021
Mom!

47:17.146 --> 47:18.021
Get lost!

47:18.605 --> 47:19.730
How dare you peep at us, you creep!

47:20.063 --> 47:21.396
I'll deal with you, you prick!

47:36.688 --> 47:39.271
I knew you'd show up today,
you bunch of plastic-can scumbags!

47:39.521 --> 47:40.771
What's today? Hindi?

47:52.563 --> 47:53.563
Green!

47:56.438 --> 47:57.355
<i>Kuttan…</i>

47:57.730 --> 47:59.188
<i>Happy married life!</i>

47:59.271 --> 48:01.480
SURA HIT JOB CALLING

48:02.230 --> 48:03.521
<i>And so the game begins.</i>

48:04.813 --> 48:05.980
<i>Okay, okay.</i>

48:14.146 --> 48:15.980
Green, yellow, red! Bloody!

48:17.105 --> 48:19.063
I'll kill every one of you!

48:19.896 --> 48:21.896
First one guy, then two…
now it's three!

48:22.813 --> 48:24.355
At this rate, I'll have to fight a war

48:24.605 --> 48:25.605
just to have my wedding night!

48:25.938 --> 48:27.063
Just kill me!

48:27.146 --> 48:29.563
- What happened to him?
- Wait, no! Don't kill me!

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Let me guess,
you queued up for a shower?

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<i>I thought you'd be here yesterday.</i>

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- Where are you going?
- I'll be right back.

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- Aren't you ready yet, Kuttan?
- Get lost, man!

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Where is he charging off to?

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- Is that Lathan Kumar?
- Yeah.

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That's the groom.

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- Why's he so fired up?
- Okay! Beautiful person.

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- Kuttan!
- Come with me!

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- What was that?
- Why slap me?

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Why'd you hit him?

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- Do you even know him?
- Yeah, for four days. Come on.

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Why didn't you say so?

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Did you get a car for the wedding?

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Never thought I'd get this today.

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I know Mister Petty. Hurry!

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Your first passengers will be here soon.

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- What are you saying?
- Come.

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- What's wrong, Kuttan?
- Just come here.

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You won't believe me
if I tell you exactly what happened.

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So, watch.

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- Watch what?
- Stand right here.

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Listen carefully. Don't say a word.

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Now he'll say…

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"How the hell did a guy like him
land a pretty girl like her?"

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How the hell did a guy like him
land a pretty girl like her?

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<i>I'm wondering the same thing.</i>

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- Shocked?
<i>- I've no idea how!</i>

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What's wrong with him?

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He's a solid guy.

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He'll treat her like a queen.

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No doubt.

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Now that guy will say…

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"Like a ripe peach…"

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Or "a marshmallow."

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- Or "a buttercup."
- Of course he'll treat her well.

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That girl is like a ripe peach.

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<i>A ripe peach indeed.</i>

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- See?
- Who're they talking about?

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About my wife!

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About my Sharmila!

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Now he'll say…

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<i>"Stop badmouthing the man</i>
<i>who gave us work."</i>

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<i>"Just do your job."</i>

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- See?!
<i>- I'm just stirring the pot!</i>

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Believe me now?

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Now do you see?

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We're not done yet.
There's more Come on.

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Watch.

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In ten seconds,
Babloo is going to fall on his butt.

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What are you saying, Kuttan?

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Just watch!

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- Hey!
- See?

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- Kuttan!
- This, that, everything… dead accurate!

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How on earth are you doing this?

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There's more. Let's go.

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Come with me.

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Come on!

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Stand here.

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Listen… This is the madness
I've been dealing with for days.

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What?

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I am spelling it out for you
and you still don't get it?!

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My life's stuck on repeat mode!

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- Repeat?
- Yes.

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Everything I just told you,
I've already lived it many times!

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Every morning I wake up…
it's my wedding day again.

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It just starts all over again.

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That makeup man you brought…

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turns me into a complete clown
before the wedding.

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- When?
- That's why I slapped him.

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But I literally just brought him here.

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Kuttan…

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- Aren't you seeing your doctor?
- Doctor! Rubbish! That's not it!

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I've been dying to tell someone…

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- …and have a good cry.
- It's okay…

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I can't make head or tail…

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- …of what's happening.
- You will.

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What a nightmare!

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Sure, the wedding and feast go great.

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But…

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But?

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My wedding night never happens.

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Well, why didn't you say so!
So, that's the problem?

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- Poor thing.
- What?

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- Sexual mental disorder.
- Huh?

51:31.688 --> 51:32.730
- You didn't understand?
- No.

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- Just like that movie?
- What?

51:34.105 --> 51:36.355
Mental block caused by
lack-of-familiarity syndrome.

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- That's your issue.
- You imbecile! It's not that!

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Every night,
masked men break in and murder us!

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Cut it out, Kuttan.

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- What stories--
- Quit smirking, you tool!

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Easy for you to laugh!

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I'm the one who's doomed here!

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At least tell a story someone
on this planet would believe.

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- Don't believe me?
- Nope.

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- You really don't?
- Nope.

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- I'll make you believe me. Come on!
- Okay.

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<i>Say it's the playing</i>

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<i>- Of the forces of the universe</i>
- Look at the state of him!

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<i>Come decide, verify</i>
<i>It's a study</i>

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<i>Or is he coming straight out</i>

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<i>From the Gods & Goddeses</i>

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<i>Edges all around go missing</i>

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<i>In this time game</i>
<i>Fixin' all the goofy, ready</i>

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<i>For the bride game</i>
<i>Yea. Quit the playin'</i>

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- It's alright…
<i>- Get the party start away</i>

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<i>Keep the fire burnin' on</i>

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<i>'Cause we standin' till the end game</i>

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Can I go to my wife…

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Not that way.

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- This way!
- Me?!

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- Come!
- Kuttan!

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What the hell are you doing?

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- What on earth are you doing?
- Come, sit here.

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Sit here. I'll make you believe.

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- Let him go.
- Why make him sit there?

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- Who is that next to you?
- Greetings to this esteemed gathering.

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Only the groom sits here.

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Get down and take a seat outside.

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Right.

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No, he is staying right here.

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Do your hocus-pocus
and give me the chain.

52:42.230 --> 52:43.938
- What's he rambling?
- Kuttan, I'm hungry. I'll go eat.

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Sit down. Hungry already?

52:46.230 --> 52:48.855
- Here. Stuff this.
- Don't do that, Kuttan!

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- Shove it!
- Let him do whatever!

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- What's going on?
- Did you eat, Sharmila?

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- Want a banana, Sharmila?
- Nope.

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Oh, my…

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- Give it.
- Here's the wedding chain.

52:58.438 --> 53:00.063
Cover both your ears right now.

53:00.563 --> 53:01.855
A huge thunderclap is about to strike.

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The moment it does, that old man,

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the one flirting with that lady…

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- he'll drop dead!
- Oh, God…

53:08.896 --> 53:10.230
- You tell him!
- Let the wedding drums roll!

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Seriously, this guy…

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Son…

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It'll strike… any second now.

53:31.271 --> 53:32.230
Tie the damn knot already!

53:33.063 --> 53:34.355
Want me to come over there?

53:35.688 --> 53:36.563
Oh, dear!

53:40.896 --> 53:41.771
Oh, no!

53:41.855 --> 53:43.938
<i>- Get up, honey!</i>
- Well?

53:44.021 --> 53:45.063
Did you choke on that banana?

53:46.563 --> 53:47.480
Someone collapsed!

53:49.355 --> 53:51.021
<i>- Ready for the bride game</i>
- Oh, no!

53:51.355 --> 53:53.146
- Kuttan, he…
<i>- Get the party start away</i>

53:53.230 --> 53:55.480
<i>- Keep the fire burnin' on</i>
- You are unreal, Kuttan.

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Was that it or is there more?

53:57.521 --> 53:58.730
There's more.

53:58.980 --> 54:00.230
The rest is on our wedding night.

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Now do you believe me?

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I believe you…

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- I do…
- That's all.

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<i>Astronomers are closely monitoring</i>
<i>this extremely rare comet</i>

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<i>as it travels through</i>
<i>the inner Solar System.</i>

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Look at that beautiful green glow.

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<i>Temporarily designated "C-27,"</i>
<i>the object…</i>

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Dear, do you know how comets are formed?

54:19.896 --> 54:21.063
- When the sun--
- Farts, right?

54:21.355 --> 54:22.355
I already told her the theory.

54:22.605 --> 54:23.563
- Oh, you did.
- Come with me.

54:23.896 --> 54:25.855
<i>Scientists say it will pass Earth</i>
<i>at a safe distance…</i>

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She'll have you believing anything.

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<i>…in the coming hours</i>
<i>and poses no threat.</i>

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- Look how eager he is!
<i>- However, its unusual trajectory…</i>

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Get in.

54:36.146 --> 54:37.355
What is it? What's going on?

54:37.896 --> 54:38.855
Get ready quickly.

54:39.105 --> 54:40.230
We're not spending our wedding night here.

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This room isn't very secure.

54:42.063 --> 54:43.688
We're going into town.
Be quick.

54:45.063 --> 54:46.105
What's wrong with this place?

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I used to live in a place like this.

54:49.688 --> 54:51.396
- Where's my new underwear?
- This town…

54:51.480 --> 54:52.480
- …and all this nature.
- Got it!

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And your mom, Latha.

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And…

54:57.438 --> 54:59.438
the cherry on top of cake…
you, my Kuttan.

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Sharmila, do you write poetry?

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A little.

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Thought as much.

55:08.355 --> 55:09.730
Let's just stay away for a day.

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From tomorrow on,
we can live here forever.

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To enjoy this town and nature,

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we need to stay alive first.

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What's the point
of marrying you every day, my dear?

55:16.813 --> 55:17.938
If we never get to the wedding night?

55:21.730 --> 55:22.813
Where are you taking her?

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We…
are going on our honeymoon.

55:25.563 --> 55:26.480
At midnight?

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Last-minute plan.

55:27.813 --> 55:28.688
Total surprise.

55:28.855 --> 55:29.813
Gen Z! Gen Z!

55:30.021 --> 55:31.396
Who made you Gen Z?

55:32.188 --> 55:33.771
- You're a boomer.
- Mom!

55:34.563 --> 55:35.480
You shouldn't stay here either, Mom.

55:36.230 --> 55:37.105
Anti will be here soon.

55:37.230 --> 55:38.230
He'll drop you at Uncle's.

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Head to Muthappan from there.

55:41.313 --> 55:42.688
Let's go, Sharmila.
Time for our honeymoon.

55:44.063 --> 55:45.021
See you, Mom.

55:47.396 --> 55:48.605
Aren't we taking the bike?

55:48.688 --> 55:50.396
Always the bike.
Let's take the boat for a change.

55:50.480 --> 55:51.938
What's gotten into him?

55:56.896 --> 55:58.313
What's the plan?

55:58.480 --> 55:59.688
I left the bike at home.

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Drop Mom at my uncle's.

56:01.480 --> 56:02.521
- Okay.
- We'll cross by boat.

56:02.646 --> 56:03.521
Alright.

56:03.605 --> 56:05.730
We'll catch the last bus at 10:10
into town and get a room.

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Also…

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Don't hang around here after I leave.

56:09.646 --> 56:10.980
- You hear me?
- Got it.

56:15.938 --> 56:17.646
Bloody thing travelled 3000 years
just for this!

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Stupid comet!

56:22.480 --> 56:23.730
Don't worry! All the best!

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Sharmila, get in.

56:28.105 --> 56:29.146
- Careful.
- Take my hand.

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Slowly.

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Untie it, Anti.

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Bloody Sura!

56:38.313 --> 56:40.688
<i>Kuttan,</i>
<i>don't forget about tomorrow, okay?</i>

56:41.313 --> 56:42.813
If I see tomorrow's sunrise,

56:42.938 --> 56:44.938
you won't see its sunset.
Hang up, you moron!

56:45.021 --> 56:46.188
<i>- Hello? Is this Kuttan?</i>
- What a punch dialogue!

56:46.313 --> 56:47.188
<i>Hello?</i>

56:47.896 --> 56:48.771
He's my friend.

56:48.855 --> 56:49.980
He only calls at night.

56:50.230 --> 56:51.688
Take care.

56:52.980 --> 56:54.521
See you tomorrow, assuming I don't die.

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And if I do die,
see you at my wedding tomorrow.

56:56.188 --> 56:57.605
- As long as I get to see you.
- Okay.

57:00.021 --> 57:01.063
- Alright.
- Shall we?

57:07.730 --> 57:09.646
Our wedding night
feels like a thriller movie.

57:11.355 --> 57:12.438
I liked it.

57:13.438 --> 57:14.521
Quite the comedy.

57:15.438 --> 57:16.396
By the way…

57:16.813 --> 57:18.396
I don't know how to swim.

57:19.271 --> 57:20.355
As if I do!

57:27.438 --> 57:29.396
Who are those three masked guys
behind Anti?

57:31.480 --> 57:33.271
Oh, no!
The plastic-can scumbags are here!

57:34.563 --> 57:36.480
- Who?
- Anti! Behind you!

57:36.563 --> 57:37.730
- Ta-ta! Get going!
- Turn around! Behind you!

57:37.855 --> 57:40.646
- The masked guys! Turn around!
- I'm not coming. Go by yourself.

57:40.730 --> 57:41.813
Turn around, you idiot.

57:41.896 --> 57:42.855
The masked guys!

57:43.105 --> 57:44.771
Who's coming to kill him at this hour?

57:45.355 --> 57:46.396
Whatever. Let him go.

57:46.605 --> 57:47.480
Poor fellow!

57:48.021 --> 57:49.730
Oh, no!

57:50.313 --> 57:52.230
He fell into the water!
He's going to die!

57:52.313 --> 57:53.605
Oh, my goodness!

58:01.355 --> 58:02.646
Why did they bash Anti's head in?

58:03.021 --> 58:04.563
- What's the problem?
- No problem.

58:04.938 --> 58:06.771
His mustache will keep him afloat.

58:09.105 --> 58:10.146
- Are they chasing us?
- Who are they?

58:10.938 --> 58:13.230
If I knew, do you think I'd be
rowing around at midnight like an idiot?

58:13.396 --> 58:15.271
I would've broken all three
of their backs myself this morning!

58:18.188 --> 58:19.063
Three?!

58:19.646 --> 58:20.938
There are four of them.

58:21.730 --> 58:22.605
Four now?!

58:25.355 --> 58:26.355
Yes, definitely four.

58:26.480 --> 58:27.563
We need to get out of here somehow.

58:27.646 --> 58:28.730
Otherwise,
next there'll be five, then six.

58:28.813 --> 58:29.896
Those damn plastic-can scumbags!

58:32.355 --> 58:33.563
- Are they coming?
- Yes.

58:34.230 --> 58:35.105
They're right behind us!

58:35.480 --> 58:36.396
They're almost here!

58:37.688 --> 58:38.730
Get lost!

58:42.896 --> 58:43.771
Careful, Kuttan.

58:51.480 --> 58:53.355
Look, they've stopped rowing.

58:57.230 --> 58:59.105
What's the matter? Out of breath?

58:59.438 --> 59:00.646
Come on, then! Show me what you've got!

59:01.188 --> 59:02.105
Think you can take me on?

59:10.938 --> 59:12.730
- Oh, crap! Yamaha!
- What?!

59:13.105 --> 59:14.438
<i>Swaha!</i> Now we're doomed!

59:31.230 --> 59:32.855
Who are you people?
Why are you after us?

59:33.021 --> 59:34.855
You mangy dogs! Scumbags!
Pricks! Rascals!

59:34.980 --> 59:36.438
Take those masks off
if you've got the guts!

59:36.521 --> 59:39.396
You thought you could screw us over and
live here in peace? You piece of trash!

59:40.896 --> 59:41.855
Malayalis?

59:42.021 --> 59:42.938
Oh, no!

59:43.563 --> 59:44.563
Do something!

59:44.938 --> 59:46.605
What can I do? They'll do the rest.

59:46.813 --> 59:48.855
We're going to die in this backwater!

59:53.813 --> 59:55.355
- Keep rowing!
- Get lost!

59:55.438 --> 59:56.688
- Don't come close!
- Just row!

59:56.771 --> 59:57.646
Go away!

01:01:21.480 --> 01:01:23.313
So am I the so-called immortal now?

01:01:30.938 --> 01:01:32.646
<i>Round, round, round</i>

01:01:32.730 --> 01:01:35.188
<i>The garland spins around in chaos</i>

01:01:35.813 --> 01:01:36.980
<i>Jan, jan</i>

01:01:37.063 --> 01:01:40.105
<i>January marching in March, so lost</i>

01:01:40.230 --> 01:01:41.938
Someone get him to a hospital!

01:01:42.021 --> 01:01:44.313
<i>GULP! Snake swallows the dice!</i>

01:01:44.396 --> 01:01:45.313
Hey!

01:01:45.646 --> 01:01:46.813
- Hey!
<i>- Bloom, bloom</i>

01:01:46.896 --> 01:01:48.021
<i>The bread blooms with mould</i>

01:01:48.105 --> 01:01:49.855
<i>A fly gets stuck right in</i>

01:01:50.855 --> 01:01:53.563
<i>Here's a 20-rupee note.</i>

01:01:54.521 --> 01:01:56.063
<i>A 20-rupee note with Gandhi's head.</i>

01:01:57.563 --> 01:01:58.438
<i>It's Gandhi's head.</i>

01:01:58.521 --> 01:02:00.730
<i>Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.</i>

01:02:01.646 --> 01:02:03.771
<i>Do you know who Gandhiji is?</i>
<i>Father of the Nation.</i>

01:02:04.230 --> 01:02:05.230
<i>Di-Nation.</i>

01:02:05.730 --> 01:02:06.855
<i>Dineshan's father.</i>

01:02:07.438 --> 01:02:09.563
<i>Po mone, Dineshan!</i>
<i>Savari giri giri…</i>

01:02:18.646 --> 01:02:20.771
Nothing's gonna happen.
Some people are coming.

01:02:20.855 --> 01:02:23.980
<i>Song, song</i>
<i>The song tape tangles in the recorder</i>

01:02:24.855 --> 01:02:29.105
<i>Yesudas gives way to rap</i>

01:02:29.646 --> 01:02:33.855
<i>Even Mandi's given up</i>
<i>Tasting as bland as Upma</i>

01:02:34.605 --> 01:02:37.063
<i>And every butt that dares sit down</i>

01:02:37.146 --> 01:02:38.730
<i>Finds a thorn waiting</i>

01:02:49.396 --> 01:02:53.521
<i>Nerve to vein, vein to nerve</i>
<i>Lava's on the move</i>

01:02:54.271 --> 01:02:58.521
<i>Snail, snail</i>
<i>Till the snail finally picks up speed</i>

01:02:59.146 --> 01:03:01.480
<i>Wait, wait, waiting</i>

01:03:01.563 --> 01:03:03.355
<i>The wire's sulking</i>
<i>And lost all its spark</i>

01:03:04.063 --> 01:03:05.813
<i>- Up on that wire, the crow</i>
- Nothing's happening. Go home.

01:03:05.896 --> 01:03:08.396
- I'll call you.
<i>- Just. Charred. Withered. Fin.</i>

01:03:49.813 --> 01:03:50.813
Damn this Sura!

01:03:51.688 --> 01:03:52.605
Dammit!

01:03:59.980 --> 01:04:01.855
<i>Kuttan, where are you?</i>

01:04:02.313 --> 01:04:03.896
What is it? What happened?

01:04:04.855 --> 01:04:07.021
<i>Some masked men came here</i>
<i>and caused a scene!</i>

01:04:08.396 --> 01:04:09.355
<i>Kuttan…</i>

01:04:09.730 --> 01:04:10.771
<i>Latha aunty…</i>

01:04:11.105 --> 01:04:12.146
<i>They attacked her.</i>

01:04:12.730 --> 01:04:13.980
<i>Uncle got beaten up trying to stop them.</i>

01:04:14.980 --> 01:04:15.896
<i>Latha aunty is in the ICU.</i>

01:04:16.688 --> 01:04:17.855
<i>She's in pretty bad shape, Kuttan.</i>

01:04:18.396 --> 01:04:19.896
<i>Where the hell are you?</i>

01:04:20.396 --> 01:04:22.938
<i>I couldn't reach you on your phone.</i>
<i>Who are those guys?</i>

01:04:23.355 --> 01:04:25.396
Don't worry, Anti. I'll see you tomorrow.

01:04:25.480 --> 01:04:26.605
<i>Tomorrow?</i>

01:04:26.688 --> 01:04:28.063
<i>Are you going to sleep? Kuttan!</i>

01:04:42.063 --> 01:04:42.938
Kuttan!

01:04:43.146 --> 01:04:44.188
Why are you sitting here?

01:04:44.646 --> 01:04:45.563
Lost something in the pond?

01:04:45.646 --> 01:04:47.313
What's the point of
having that "thing" anyway?

01:04:53.105 --> 01:04:56.438
So you're saying this has been
happening to you for a few days?

01:04:56.521 --> 01:04:57.730
But why only you?

01:04:58.563 --> 01:04:59.980
How do I know it's just me?

01:05:00.688 --> 01:05:01.813
I can only speak for myself.

01:05:02.313 --> 01:05:03.605
Still, how is this even possible?

01:05:04.021 --> 01:05:04.980
Is this some kind of movie?

01:05:08.438 --> 01:05:10.188
You've asked me this so many times.

01:05:10.271 --> 01:05:12.521
- Really?
- I'm sick of explaining it to you.

01:05:13.105 --> 01:05:14.646
I can't start all over again.

01:05:15.021 --> 01:05:17.730
I'm stuck in such a messed-up situation,
I can't even kill myself.

01:05:17.813 --> 01:05:19.771
- Don't lose hope like this.
- Then what?

01:05:19.855 --> 01:05:21.188
There's no problem in this world

01:05:21.271 --> 01:05:22.813
that can't be solved
with a little clever thinking.

01:05:25.480 --> 01:05:27.980
If this has been happening for days,

01:05:28.063 --> 01:05:30.271
why don't you figure out
who tried to kill you?

01:05:31.146 --> 01:05:32.605
You've got all the time in the world,
don't you?

01:05:33.730 --> 01:05:36.063
Can't you remember anything about them?

01:05:36.605 --> 01:05:38.688
They always come wearing masks.

01:05:39.313 --> 01:05:41.313
Anything at all? A mole…
a scar… Something?

01:05:41.396 --> 01:05:42.271
Mole, my foot!

01:05:44.105 --> 01:05:45.021
Wait, was there a mole?

01:05:46.396 --> 01:05:47.271
Think!

01:05:53.563 --> 01:05:54.730
You thought you could screw us over

01:05:54.813 --> 01:05:56.313
and live here in peace?
You piece of trash!

01:06:00.396 --> 01:06:01.521
- Not me.
- Then?

01:06:01.938 --> 01:06:03.688
They meant her!
She's the one they're after.

01:06:04.230 --> 01:06:05.480
- Her?
- Yes.

01:06:05.563 --> 01:06:06.855
"You thought you could screw us over

01:06:06.938 --> 01:06:08.188
and live here in peace?
You piece of trash!"

01:06:09.146 --> 01:06:11.188
If they meant me,
they wouldn't have stressed "live here."

01:06:13.938 --> 01:06:14.813
You've got a point.

01:06:16.188 --> 01:06:17.896
You finally got a wife after
all that waiting

01:06:17.980 --> 01:06:18.855
now she's getting kidnapped?

01:06:19.146 --> 01:06:20.605
I'll just go ask her myself.

01:06:21.730 --> 01:06:22.855
If you start digging
into your bride's past

01:06:22.938 --> 01:06:23.813
on your wedding night,

01:06:23.896 --> 01:06:26.771
you'll be a total creep
in her eyes forever.

01:06:27.271 --> 01:06:29.563
And you can kiss
your happy married life goodbye.

01:06:31.105 --> 01:06:33.563
At your age, don't even dream
of finding another bride, Kuttan.

01:06:34.063 --> 01:06:35.355
Then what the hell do I do?

01:06:36.980 --> 01:06:39.188
- You can find out without asking her.
- How?

01:06:39.480 --> 01:06:40.563
Go to her hometown and ask around.

01:06:40.688 --> 01:06:42.021
But we're already married.

01:06:42.146 --> 01:06:44.646
So what? Around here,
marriage doesn't stop people

01:06:44.730 --> 01:06:46.355
from looking into
their spouse's background.

01:06:47.355 --> 01:06:49.896
Sometimes they end up learning
more than they bargained for.

01:06:51.438 --> 01:06:52.480
- Come on.
- Come.

01:06:53.146 --> 01:06:55.188
Not that way. Kandanad is this way.

01:06:55.688 --> 01:06:56.771
Can't believe I'm tagging along with him.

01:06:56.855 --> 01:06:58.313
We're getting thrashed for sure.

01:07:03.355 --> 01:07:05.438
Kuttan, will people get suspicious?

01:07:05.688 --> 01:07:07.313
I don't care what anyone thinks.

01:07:07.646 --> 01:07:10.188
I need to know which masked scumbags
cracked my skull.

01:07:10.271 --> 01:07:11.188
Fine then.

01:07:11.271 --> 01:07:12.146
Stop! Stop!

01:07:12.771 --> 01:07:13.730
This is the house.

01:07:15.730 --> 01:07:16.605
Anti…

01:07:17.271 --> 01:07:18.938
This place looked a lot fancier
when I came to see the bride.

01:07:30.021 --> 01:07:30.896
Sister…

01:07:31.855 --> 01:07:33.146
- Hello.
- Who are you?

01:07:34.355 --> 01:07:36.396
We'll get straight to the point.

01:07:36.730 --> 01:07:38.438
We've come with a marriage proposal.

01:07:39.146 --> 01:07:40.605
For Sharmila who lives in this house.

01:07:40.938 --> 01:07:41.813
- But…
- What's she like?

01:07:43.021 --> 01:07:43.896
Is she a woman of good character?

01:07:44.480 --> 01:07:45.855
- Is she a decent person?
- Of course!

01:07:46.105 --> 01:07:47.146
What kind of question is that?

01:07:48.938 --> 01:07:50.813
Please don't misunderstand us.

01:07:51.480 --> 01:07:54.063
Does Sharmila have
any enemies around here?

01:07:55.355 --> 01:07:56.980
We've heard a few things. Right?

01:07:57.063 --> 01:07:58.605
Too late. She got married today.

01:07:58.688 --> 01:08:00.605
- Really?
- They never invited us.

01:08:00.688 --> 01:08:03.230
Maybe they were scared we'd tell the truth

01:08:03.313 --> 01:08:05.063
if anyone came asking questions like this.

01:08:07.771 --> 01:08:08.855
Listen…

01:08:10.313 --> 01:08:12.146
- She's not exactly the decent type.
- Really?

01:08:12.230 --> 01:08:13.105
Yes.

01:08:13.355 --> 01:08:14.563
Don't just take my word for it.

01:08:14.855 --> 01:08:16.480
Ask around the village.

01:08:17.230 --> 01:08:18.480
I've got plenty more to say.

01:08:18.563 --> 01:08:19.521
But…

01:08:20.355 --> 01:08:21.230
Thanks, sister.

01:08:32.521 --> 01:08:33.396
Have some tea.

01:08:37.271 --> 01:08:38.855
Why would that lady
say something like that?

01:08:39.021 --> 01:08:40.021
She's a pest!

01:08:40.396 --> 01:08:43.646
Malayalis just love gossiping
about their neighbours.

01:08:45.230 --> 01:08:46.896
We shouldn't have come here.

01:08:48.396 --> 01:08:51.563
You'll hear the same gossip
about pretty girls wherever you go.

01:08:52.480 --> 01:08:54.313
Just stories cooked up by jealous haters.

01:08:54.771 --> 01:08:55.646
Forget it.

01:08:56.313 --> 01:08:57.730
I'm losing it!

01:08:59.271 --> 01:09:00.813
I finally married the girl of my dreams

01:09:01.230 --> 01:09:02.646
and now I'm snooping into
my own wife's past

01:09:02.730 --> 01:09:03.646
like some loser.

01:09:03.813 --> 01:09:05.313
You're overthinking it.

01:09:06.063 --> 01:09:07.146
Forget about it. Just relax.

01:09:07.563 --> 01:09:08.813
Take a deep breath.

01:09:09.021 --> 01:09:10.021
Is that your cure for everything?

01:09:10.271 --> 01:09:11.146
Fine. Have your tea.

01:09:16.730 --> 01:09:17.896
Why's he staring at me like that?

01:09:29.855 --> 01:09:31.605
TAILOR SHOP

01:09:35.730 --> 01:09:36.605
Anti…

01:09:37.355 --> 01:09:38.855
- He's taking our photo.
- A photo?

01:09:38.980 --> 01:09:39.938
Alright. I'll pose.

01:09:42.188 --> 01:09:43.105
Or was it a selfie?

01:09:45.938 --> 01:09:46.813
There he goes.

01:09:47.230 --> 01:09:48.521
Why'd they take our pictures?

01:09:48.605 --> 01:09:49.688
Never seen people before?

01:09:50.438 --> 01:09:51.396
You think they're targeting us
or something?

01:09:52.021 --> 01:09:53.730
- We've never done a hit here before.
- Target?

01:10:02.105 --> 01:10:04.521
Anti, something's seriously off
with the people in this village.

01:10:04.980 --> 01:10:06.771
See? Everyone's staring at us.

01:10:09.688 --> 01:10:10.563
Come on, let's go.

01:10:11.313 --> 01:10:12.896
Shouldn't we pay for the tea?

01:10:13.271 --> 01:10:14.438
We'll toss the money as we go.

01:10:18.146 --> 01:10:19.105
It won't start.

01:10:19.771 --> 01:10:20.646
Damn it!

01:10:20.980 --> 01:10:22.396
Push properly! Don't just pretend!

01:10:22.480 --> 01:10:24.313
Couldn't you at least get some petrol
before this mission?

01:10:24.396 --> 01:10:25.313
I did!

01:10:25.521 --> 01:10:27.396
Someone must be following us.
Don't turn around.

01:10:27.688 --> 01:10:28.563
Listen…

01:10:28.938 --> 01:10:29.896
Did you get any news?

01:10:30.230 --> 01:10:32.480
We checked everywhere. No sign of him.

01:10:33.105 --> 01:10:35.771
His loser friend is missing too.

01:10:36.730 --> 01:10:39.646
I'm starting to think
they eloped together.

01:10:40.313 --> 01:10:42.063
- You think Kuttan would do that?
- Hah!

01:10:43.063 --> 01:10:44.688
Say one more nonsense about my son,

01:10:45.021 --> 01:10:46.063
and I won't care if you're my own brother!

01:10:46.396 --> 01:10:48.063
What world are you living in, Latha?

01:10:48.146 --> 01:10:49.688
That's not exactly nonsense these days.

01:10:49.938 --> 01:10:52.355
If that's really what happened,

01:10:52.438 --> 01:10:54.730
better prepare yourself for it.

01:10:54.813 --> 01:10:55.813
That's all I'm saying.

01:10:57.188 --> 01:11:00.063
Oh God, he left right after the wedding.

01:11:00.563 --> 01:11:01.480
Where could he be?

01:11:04.146 --> 01:11:05.521
What if those Kommadi people…

01:11:07.146 --> 01:11:09.480
The Kommadi gang? Oh God!

01:11:09.896 --> 01:11:11.021
I'm tired of pushing.

01:11:11.105 --> 01:11:12.896
I was the one pushing!
You just kept yapping.

01:11:12.980 --> 01:11:14.396
- I'm pushing.
- Leave the bike here.

01:11:15.563 --> 01:11:17.105
- Let's catch the first bus out.
- Yeah.

01:11:17.188 --> 01:11:18.063
We've dug deep enough.

01:11:18.980 --> 01:11:20.271
If something happens to them
because I wasn't there,

01:11:20.355 --> 01:11:21.355
I'll have to kill myself again.

01:11:21.521 --> 01:11:22.646
You just married her.

01:11:23.146 --> 01:11:24.646
Already willing to die for her?

01:11:25.063 --> 01:11:27.480
That's not it, idiot!
Only if I die can I marry her again.

01:11:27.938 --> 01:11:28.813
Yes…

01:11:28.896 --> 01:11:29.771
Fair enough.

01:11:42.521 --> 01:11:44.313
What is it? Got a crush on me?

01:11:44.646 --> 01:11:45.730
You've been staring holes through me.

01:11:45.813 --> 01:11:48.105
Kuttan! It's nothing, Uncle.
He's just a bit upset.

01:11:48.271 --> 01:11:50.980
No, he's been giving me
that weird look for a while.

01:11:51.063 --> 01:11:52.230
You're Kuttan, aren't you?

01:11:52.980 --> 01:11:53.855
Huh?

01:11:55.188 --> 01:11:56.313
What if I am?

01:11:56.396 --> 01:11:57.938
Aren't you the one who married Sharmila?

01:11:58.563 --> 01:11:59.438
Huh? Anti…

01:12:00.563 --> 01:12:01.438
Look, Sharmila.

01:12:02.688 --> 01:12:03.980
Look, it's your wedding photo.

01:12:05.355 --> 01:12:06.438
Sharmila Fans?!

01:12:06.813 --> 01:12:08.146
Never heard of "Sharmila Fans, Kandanad"?

01:12:08.230 --> 01:12:09.730
- Haven't you heard?
- That's us!

01:12:10.396 --> 01:12:11.355
The neighbour lady.

01:12:12.480 --> 01:12:13.563
- The village square!
- The village square!

01:12:16.105 --> 01:12:17.271
You're in this photo too.

01:12:17.396 --> 01:12:18.396
- Me?
- The bus stop!

01:12:18.480 --> 01:12:19.855
- It's right here.
- All three of us!

01:12:20.980 --> 01:12:22.688
Where the hell
are they taking these photos from?

01:12:30.771 --> 01:12:32.605
- Hey! Stop right there!
- Stop!

01:12:32.688 --> 01:12:33.646
Who the hell are you?

01:12:33.730 --> 01:12:35.438
Got guts? Take off that helmet
and come here!

01:12:35.563 --> 01:12:37.730
- I'll pose for your photo!
- I'll deal with you, you swine!

01:12:38.230 --> 01:12:39.980
- Who are these guys?
- They just keep showing up.

01:12:40.146 --> 01:12:41.271
What the hell!

01:12:44.563 --> 01:12:46.188
Where'd that old man disappear to?

01:12:47.438 --> 01:12:48.563
This whole thing's a mystery.

01:12:48.771 --> 01:12:50.646
This isn't Kandanad, it's Can't-Find-Nad!

01:12:52.021 --> 01:12:53.021
Look… Sharmila.

01:12:53.105 --> 01:12:55.146
VAIKOM-VYTTILA-KANDANAD
SHARMILA

01:12:55.230 --> 01:12:56.105
There he is!

01:12:56.188 --> 01:12:57.105
That guy!

01:12:57.646 --> 01:12:59.230
Damn! The 4:30 Sharmila just left!

01:12:59.313 --> 01:13:00.688
4:30 Sharmila?!

01:13:02.105 --> 01:13:02.980
Anti…

01:13:05.646 --> 01:13:06.521
Hands off!

01:13:07.438 --> 01:13:09.605
You hid your own past before
getting married

01:13:10.646 --> 01:13:11.980
and now your wife's
got an even bigger one!

01:13:12.521 --> 01:13:13.688
We messed up, Kuttan.

01:13:14.105 --> 01:13:14.980
We really messed up.

01:13:16.146 --> 01:13:17.105
We should've been suspicious.

01:13:17.396 --> 01:13:18.313
We should've asked around.

01:13:19.230 --> 01:13:21.855
What kind of place did you marry into?

01:13:22.771 --> 01:13:23.813
Even the bus is named after her!

01:13:25.313 --> 01:13:26.396
"The 4:30 Sharmila!"

01:13:28.605 --> 01:13:30.813
What's with those red eyes, Kuttan?

01:13:31.896 --> 01:13:32.771
Can't you even pee?

01:13:36.146 --> 01:13:37.480
"Kandanad Sharmila".

01:13:39.105 --> 01:13:40.396
"Contact for enquiries."

01:13:42.688 --> 01:13:43.730
"Sharmila Hot."

01:13:46.188 --> 01:13:47.146
567…

01:13:49.271 --> 01:13:50.855
SHARMILA HOT

01:13:58.896 --> 01:13:59.771
Hey…

01:13:59.938 --> 01:14:00.938
No messing around, got it?

01:14:01.230 --> 01:14:02.855
Don't start trouble
in an unfamiliar place.

01:14:04.563 --> 01:14:07.438
Two banana fritters,
two teas, and one <i>sukhiyan.</i>

01:14:07.813 --> 01:14:08.688
Fifty-six rupees.

01:14:10.021 --> 01:14:11.646
Who wrote that phone number in the toilet?

01:14:11.855 --> 01:14:12.771
Which one?

01:14:13.396 --> 01:14:14.313
Sharmila's?

01:14:15.188 --> 01:14:16.521
She won't answer if you call now.

01:14:16.771 --> 01:14:18.021
Call her at night, bro.

01:14:18.230 --> 01:14:19.355
Try it and see.

01:14:27.521 --> 01:14:28.396
Greetings.

01:14:28.730 --> 01:14:29.605
Kuttan…

01:14:34.105 --> 01:14:36.105
- Did you even put diesel in the vehicle?
- I did, sir.

01:14:36.188 --> 01:14:37.938
I can't push this thing
in the middle of the night, got it?

01:14:39.480 --> 01:14:40.355
Get up.

01:14:41.063 --> 01:14:43.813
Sir, I made a mistake. Sorry.

01:14:45.188 --> 01:14:46.563
- I just got married today.
- Then?

01:14:46.646 --> 01:14:47.938
Look at my dress.

01:14:48.646 --> 01:14:50.188
My wife is waiting for me.

01:14:50.438 --> 01:14:51.605
Can I just go now?

01:14:52.771 --> 01:14:55.980
So you're the Kuttan
who married Sharmila, right?

01:14:57.021 --> 01:14:57.896
Yes, sir.

01:14:58.355 --> 01:14:59.230
How did you know?

01:15:00.605 --> 01:15:01.980
Is there some problem?

01:15:02.063 --> 01:15:04.980
Oh, so you're here
investigating if there's a problem?

01:15:05.146 --> 01:15:07.188
Yes, sir. How did you figure that out?

01:15:07.355 --> 01:15:08.480
Brilliant.

01:15:08.730 --> 01:15:11.730
You got married and then came
to find out what's wrong with her?

01:15:11.980 --> 01:15:13.855
Don't you guys have anything better to do?

01:15:16.188 --> 01:15:18.021
A little late
to start digging now, Kuttan.

01:15:19.521 --> 01:15:21.438
Anyway, drop it.

01:15:21.980 --> 01:15:24.396
Don't let her know
you came snooping around.

01:15:24.730 --> 01:15:27.105
That's better for your health. Got it?

01:15:27.980 --> 01:15:28.896
Why, sir?

01:15:30.146 --> 01:15:31.563
You'll understand soon enough.

01:15:31.980 --> 01:15:32.980
You just got married. Give it time.

01:15:34.105 --> 01:15:35.646
Listen carefully.

01:15:36.146 --> 01:15:39.396
If you go around causing trouble here
in her name…

01:15:39.480 --> 01:15:42.438
I'll smash both your heads in!

01:15:42.730 --> 01:15:44.480
Don't go home until I tell you.
Sit right here until then.

01:15:45.313 --> 01:15:46.355
- Sit there.
- Okay sir.

01:15:47.980 --> 01:15:49.188
He thinks that's scary?

01:15:50.813 --> 01:15:52.188
Why did he say all that?

01:15:53.688 --> 01:15:55.605
Something's definitely off, Kuttan.

01:15:57.230 --> 01:15:59.688
You were the one who consoled me,
saying they're all just jealous idiots.

01:16:01.188 --> 01:16:04.355
But would locals and cops
both say the same thing for nothing?

01:16:08.105 --> 01:16:09.146
Don't grind your teeth.

01:16:09.688 --> 01:16:10.563
We'll handle it.

01:16:11.105 --> 01:16:12.396
Try taking a deep breath…

01:16:13.021 --> 01:16:13.896
Forget it!

01:16:16.271 --> 01:16:17.146
Still…

01:16:19.105 --> 01:16:19.980
Hey…

01:16:20.938 --> 01:16:21.813
Look…

01:16:30.688 --> 01:16:31.730
<i>Sir, your food's here.</i>

01:16:38.730 --> 01:16:39.605
Listen.

01:16:40.105 --> 01:16:42.146
Are you sure they'll come after 10?

01:16:42.730 --> 01:16:43.605
So far, yes.

01:16:44.188 --> 01:16:45.355
And you should be sure too.

01:16:45.438 --> 01:16:47.271
Huh? How would I know?

01:16:47.396 --> 01:16:48.896
Because you already died
at their hands once.

01:16:49.063 --> 01:16:50.646
Died? When?

01:16:53.813 --> 01:16:55.271
Look! Menace Uncle's calling.

01:16:58.313 --> 01:16:59.313
Not going to answer?

01:16:59.688 --> 01:17:00.771
- Pick up!
- Hello?

01:17:00.896 --> 01:17:02.021
- Hello, Kuttan.
<i>- Hello… Hello…</i>

01:17:02.105 --> 01:17:03.396
- Kuttan…
<i>- Yes, tell me.</i>

01:17:03.646 --> 01:17:06.771
Some masked men kidnapped your wife.

01:17:07.105 --> 01:17:09.063
And your mother tried to stop them, but…

01:17:09.188 --> 01:17:10.063
Mom?

01:17:10.355 --> 01:17:11.563
- She's gone…
- What…

01:17:11.646 --> 01:17:13.313
- Latha aunty?
<i>- Kuttan, where are you?</i>

01:17:14.021 --> 01:17:14.938
- Hello?
<i>- Kuttan!</i>

01:17:15.021 --> 01:17:15.896
Hello?

01:17:16.021 --> 01:17:17.355
<i>- Kuttan!</i>
- Hey…

01:17:17.646 --> 01:17:18.521
Kuttan…

01:17:18.980 --> 01:17:20.313
Something happened to Aunty.

01:17:21.438 --> 01:17:22.521
Why aren't you saying anything?

01:17:22.980 --> 01:17:24.063
Say something!

01:17:25.271 --> 01:17:26.813
Somebody kidnapped Sharmila.

01:17:26.980 --> 01:17:28.063
Say something, Kuttan.

01:17:29.605 --> 01:17:31.271
- Forgive me, Anti.
- Forgive you?!

01:17:32.146 --> 01:17:33.605
A lorry's coming. Move the scooter!

01:17:34.480 --> 01:17:35.605
I have no other choice.

01:17:35.855 --> 01:17:36.896
Take a deep breath.

01:17:36.980 --> 01:17:37.938
Everything will be okay.

01:17:38.021 --> 01:17:39.813
- Sorry, man!
- Drop me here and you go.

01:17:39.896 --> 01:17:40.938
No time to stop.

01:17:42.313 --> 01:17:43.896
Oh Lord, please let him be
telling the truth.

01:17:43.980 --> 01:17:45.521
- Everything is true.
- Praise the Lord!

01:17:45.605 --> 01:17:48.271
Keep praying! Don't be scared…
See you tomorrow…

01:17:48.355 --> 01:17:49.396
Kuttan!

01:18:01.021 --> 01:18:02.105
Let go of my hand.

01:18:02.188 --> 01:18:04.813
Let go, boy! You're gonna make me fall!

01:18:05.230 --> 01:18:06.605
What is it now?

01:18:06.730 --> 01:18:07.896
I don't want this marriage.

01:18:08.063 --> 01:18:09.063
You don't want it?!

01:18:09.355 --> 01:18:11.396
This wedding can't happen.
It was a mistake.

01:18:11.480 --> 01:18:12.605
A mistake?

01:18:13.105 --> 01:18:15.771
You gave that girl your word
and now you're backing out?

01:18:16.105 --> 01:18:17.521
I'll knock some sense into you!

01:18:17.855 --> 01:18:19.855
Count yourself lucky this even happened.

01:18:19.938 --> 01:18:20.896
Latha, we are here.

01:18:21.438 --> 01:18:22.521
- Yes.
- We have arrived.

01:18:23.105 --> 01:18:24.563
<i>Mom, you should've checked her background.</i>

01:18:25.521 --> 01:18:27.146
- What?! What now?
- Hi, Latha.

01:18:27.646 --> 01:18:28.813
- Please go eat.
- I already did.

01:18:29.605 --> 01:18:30.938
Speak clearly.

01:18:31.188 --> 01:18:32.896
Did you even look into her
before agreeing to this?

01:18:33.396 --> 01:18:35.480
You should just be glad
they didn't look into you!

01:18:35.813 --> 01:18:38.563
Stop talking nonsense
and ruining a poor girl's future.

01:18:38.896 --> 01:18:39.855
I'll crack your head open!

01:18:40.021 --> 01:18:41.271
You don't know anything, Mom!

01:18:42.438 --> 01:18:43.896
Something is wrong with her.

01:18:44.521 --> 01:18:45.813
She has a sketchy past.

01:18:46.021 --> 01:18:47.605
You won't understand, Mom.

01:18:47.938 --> 01:18:49.105
Oh, please!

01:18:49.230 --> 01:18:51.980
You think I live in this town
and know nothing?

01:18:52.313 --> 01:18:53.188
I know.

01:18:53.855 --> 01:18:54.855
Know what?

01:18:54.980 --> 01:18:56.188
That she's a hot piece.

01:18:56.313 --> 01:18:57.188
Huh?

01:18:58.980 --> 01:19:01.605
I knew these rotten townsfolk
would get to you.

01:19:01.896 --> 01:19:02.896
She already told me everything.

01:19:03.646 --> 01:19:05.188
It's not what you think.

01:19:05.355 --> 01:19:06.355
How did you know?

01:19:07.480 --> 01:19:09.021
She'll tell you everything
after the wedding.

01:19:09.313 --> 01:19:10.980
"Don't want this marriage," my foot!

01:19:11.230 --> 01:19:12.771
- Just you wait…
- I don't care what you say, Mom.

01:19:13.021 --> 01:19:14.855
I won't marry her! Not a chance!

01:19:14.938 --> 01:19:15.813
End of story.

01:19:19.021 --> 01:19:20.021
Pass me that flower.

01:19:24.146 --> 01:19:25.063
Smile, you moron.

01:19:31.063 --> 01:19:32.480
Why are you standing out here alone?

01:19:33.688 --> 01:19:34.688
I just wanted to be alone.

01:19:38.021 --> 01:19:38.896
Are you angry?

01:19:39.938 --> 01:19:41.021
Didn't like me coming here?

01:19:43.980 --> 01:19:44.938
Who are you, really?

01:19:45.688 --> 01:19:47.063
How do you have so many enemies?

01:19:48.063 --> 01:19:50.563
Ever since I married you,
I've been stuck on our wedding day.

01:19:51.230 --> 01:19:53.188
At midnight,
a bunch of masked creeps break in…

01:19:54.105 --> 01:19:55.313
they murder me and take you.

01:19:56.188 --> 01:19:57.646
This has happened over sixteen times!

01:19:58.605 --> 01:19:59.938
I'm sick of dying!

01:20:05.105 --> 01:20:06.813
What absolute nonsense are you talking?

01:20:07.230 --> 01:20:08.396
Who's coming to kill you?

01:20:08.563 --> 01:20:09.480
It's not just you.

01:20:09.563 --> 01:20:11.188
No one would understand it anyway.

01:20:11.896 --> 01:20:13.813
But here's something you'll understand.

01:20:15.146 --> 01:20:16.396
I asked around about you.

01:20:17.480 --> 01:20:18.438
I know it was wrong.

01:20:18.896 --> 01:20:19.896
But I had no choice.

01:20:21.313 --> 01:20:22.855
And the things I heard weren't great.

01:20:25.021 --> 01:20:26.605
Something about a fan club in your name.

01:20:28.855 --> 01:20:30.021
Even the cops warned me

01:20:30.188 --> 01:20:31.771
not to let you know I was snooping.

01:20:33.271 --> 01:20:34.313
Who are you really?

01:20:35.063 --> 01:20:37.063
I never thought
you were that kind of person.

01:20:38.396 --> 01:20:40.063
You actually went around
asking people about me.

01:20:41.855 --> 01:20:43.480
- I--
- You could've just asked me directly.

01:20:44.146 --> 01:20:45.396
I wasn't trying to make you look bad.

01:20:45.938 --> 01:20:46.980
I'm only human, Sharmila.

01:20:49.688 --> 01:20:51.355
How do I explain this?

01:20:53.980 --> 01:20:56.521
Either I find out who's behind all this…

01:20:57.271 --> 01:20:58.146
Or…

01:20:58.771 --> 01:20:59.646
Or what?

01:21:00.271 --> 01:21:01.271
Or we part ways.

01:21:02.896 --> 01:21:04.230
I'll take you back home.

01:21:07.355 --> 01:21:09.188
You don't have to do me
such a huge favour.

01:21:10.021 --> 01:21:11.480
I can get back on my own.

01:21:12.230 --> 01:21:14.063
I'm only saying this
because of what I'm going through.

01:21:14.355 --> 01:21:15.480
When I heard all that about you,

01:21:15.730 --> 01:21:16.771
I completely lost my head.

01:21:18.605 --> 01:21:19.896
Because I love you that much.

01:21:21.355 --> 01:21:22.688
Who are your enemies?

01:21:23.896 --> 01:21:25.313
I don't even understand
what they're saying.

01:21:25.980 --> 01:21:27.480
They're shouting in
Tamil, Telugu, Kannada…

01:21:28.646 --> 01:21:30.313
Wherever you go, they'll find you.

01:21:31.188 --> 01:21:32.813
I'm the only one who can protect you.

01:21:34.188 --> 01:21:36.521
Maybe I'm stuck in this day just for you.

01:21:38.396 --> 01:21:39.646
Please, just believe me.

01:21:47.355 --> 01:21:48.396
Shekharan Kutti…

01:21:53.688 --> 01:21:55.188
Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you.

01:21:56.063 --> 01:21:57.021
If you die,

01:21:57.313 --> 01:21:58.730
who's going to spread the word?

01:21:58.813 --> 01:22:00.063
- Right, Bheera?
- Yes, Tiger.

01:22:00.146 --> 01:22:01.480
I'll give you one chance.

01:22:01.980 --> 01:22:03.771
If you spread the word
throughout Mangalapuram…

01:22:03.855 --> 01:22:04.730
I'll do it…

01:22:04.813 --> 01:22:07.146
If you pass this on to a 100 people
in 10 days…

01:22:07.438 --> 01:22:08.605
good things will come your way.

01:22:08.855 --> 01:22:11.146
If not, no matter where you run,
I will find you…

01:22:11.230 --> 01:22:13.355
and split your head open
just like I did his.

01:22:13.438 --> 01:22:14.688
- Please don't!
- Got it?

01:22:20.146 --> 01:22:21.021
Tiger.

01:22:28.605 --> 01:22:29.771
Blast it, Bheera.

01:22:30.355 --> 01:22:31.271
Tiger!

01:22:32.938 --> 01:22:33.896
So…

01:22:34.230 --> 01:22:35.688
this is my last job.

01:22:37.355 --> 01:22:38.563
What's the matter, bro?

01:22:39.230 --> 01:22:40.188
What happened?

01:22:40.563 --> 01:22:41.688
Give me that, Bheera!

01:22:43.355 --> 01:22:44.896
Bloody hell!

01:22:52.355 --> 01:22:53.438
Shekharan Kutti?

01:22:58.271 --> 01:23:00.396
Someone was in love with me
before I got married.

01:23:03.105 --> 01:23:04.063
When I say before…

01:23:04.730 --> 01:23:06.021
I mean about sixteen years ago.

01:23:08.355 --> 01:23:09.688
<i>Shekharan, don't fight.</i>

01:23:14.813 --> 01:23:15.980
Sharmila is mine!

01:23:16.438 --> 01:23:17.521
Sharmila is mine!

01:23:20.063 --> 01:23:21.313
I won't let you have Sharmila!

01:23:21.688 --> 01:23:23.021
No, don't.

01:23:25.313 --> 01:23:26.188
No.

01:23:28.396 --> 01:23:30.855
- How many times have I told you…
- Dad…

01:23:30.938 --> 01:23:33.688
- not to fight over that girl?
- Dad, it wasn't my fault!

01:23:33.813 --> 01:23:35.646
- Damned brat!
- They started it, not me!

01:23:35.730 --> 01:23:38.105
- Pick on someone your own size!
- Dad, please… No!

01:23:38.188 --> 01:23:40.146
How dare you pick fights with other kids?

01:23:40.896 --> 01:23:42.188
You absolute curse of a son!

01:23:42.480 --> 01:23:44.230
Pick on someone your own size!

01:23:48.396 --> 01:23:50.688
Let's see
if I can knock some sense into you!

01:23:52.063 --> 01:23:53.688
Look at how he's standing!

01:24:01.480 --> 01:24:03.146
<i>This isn't a fair game.</i>
<i>I can't allow this.</i>

01:24:06.813 --> 01:24:08.521
Close your eyes. It'll sting.

01:24:08.980 --> 01:24:10.855
<i>She's out!</i>

01:24:13.480 --> 01:24:14.480
Doesn't it hurt?

01:24:14.980 --> 01:24:15.855
No.

01:24:16.521 --> 01:24:17.480
Not when…

01:24:18.063 --> 01:24:18.980
you're doing it, Sharmila.

01:24:28.021 --> 01:24:29.605
Sharmila… don't be scared.

01:24:30.396 --> 01:24:31.271
It's me.

01:24:31.521 --> 01:24:32.563
Your Shekharan Kutti.

01:24:33.230 --> 01:24:34.771
What are you doing here this late?

01:24:34.855 --> 01:24:35.855
Why do you ask?

01:24:35.980 --> 01:24:36.980
Can't I come at night?

01:24:41.980 --> 01:24:42.855
It's okay.

01:24:43.313 --> 01:24:44.188
Forget that.

01:24:45.438 --> 01:24:47.563
Sharmila, I'll catch
ten thousand fireflies for you.

01:24:47.896 --> 01:24:48.813
For real?

01:24:49.021 --> 01:24:49.896
Mm-hmm.

01:25:21.605 --> 01:25:23.146
Do we not feed you at home?

01:25:23.230 --> 01:25:26.021
Is that why you're stealing
neighbour's chicken?!

01:25:26.980 --> 01:25:27.938
You rascal!

01:25:53.480 --> 01:25:55.521
Untie me, or you're dead!

01:25:55.605 --> 01:25:56.938
Does the sight of me

01:25:57.480 --> 01:25:58.605
make your blood boil?

01:25:59.646 --> 01:26:01.146
You won't lay eyes on anyone ever again!

01:26:01.605 --> 01:26:02.480
You dog!

01:26:04.980 --> 01:26:05.980
Stay still!

01:26:11.396 --> 01:26:14.521
You glued my eyes shut and ran…
You absolute curse of a brat!

01:26:21.105 --> 01:26:22.021
Sharmila.

01:26:22.688 --> 01:26:23.563
Sharmila.

01:26:26.021 --> 01:26:27.271
What are you doing here at this hour?

01:26:27.480 --> 01:26:28.355
Sharmila…

01:26:29.105 --> 01:26:30.063
I'm leaving.

01:26:30.480 --> 01:26:31.355
Where?

01:26:31.855 --> 01:26:32.938
I can't stay here anymore.

01:26:34.105 --> 01:26:35.188
I'll build a life somewhere else.

01:26:36.313 --> 01:26:37.188
I'll make it big.

01:26:39.355 --> 01:26:40.646
I'll come back in a few years.

01:26:40.813 --> 01:26:41.896
For my Sharmila.

01:26:42.188 --> 01:26:43.688
What? Why?

01:26:44.063 --> 01:26:44.980
When I come back…

01:26:45.605 --> 01:26:46.688
will you still remember me, Sharmila?

01:26:46.980 --> 01:26:48.438
- Where is all this coming from?
<i>- Let's call the police!</i>

01:26:50.021 --> 01:26:50.980
<i>I see a light over there!</i>

01:26:51.063 --> 01:26:52.230
I finished someone off, Sharmila.

01:26:52.313 --> 01:26:53.188
What?!

01:26:53.480 --> 01:26:54.355
Tell me, Sharmila…

01:26:54.521 --> 01:26:55.563
Will you wait for me?

01:26:56.896 --> 01:26:57.855
Tell me quickly!

01:26:58.063 --> 01:26:59.271
Will you wait for me?

01:26:59.438 --> 01:27:00.438
Fine. I'll wait.

01:27:01.771 --> 01:27:02.646
That's enough.

01:27:02.813 --> 01:27:03.813
I'll be back,

01:27:03.980 --> 01:27:04.980
no matter how long it takes.

01:27:08.188 --> 01:27:10.896
- Catch him!
- Catch him!

01:27:11.271 --> 01:27:14.230
16 YEARS LATER

01:27:26.230 --> 01:27:28.563
Imagine thousands of fireflies
lighting up the night.

01:27:28.813 --> 01:27:30.438
Wouldn't that be beautiful?

01:27:39.021 --> 01:27:39.896
Sharmila…

01:27:41.313 --> 01:27:42.188
Who are you?

01:27:43.105 --> 01:27:44.438
Do you remember me, Sharmila?

01:27:46.563 --> 01:27:48.355
I guess you don't.

01:27:51.105 --> 01:27:53.855
Most people forget
their childhood memories.

01:27:55.438 --> 01:27:56.355
But…

01:27:56.938 --> 01:27:59.646
do you remember putting
crushed herbs on my scraped knee

01:27:59.771 --> 01:28:01.730
when I got hurt playing?

01:28:02.813 --> 01:28:05.855
Or telling me
you couldn't live without me?

01:28:06.855 --> 01:28:09.563
Or promising you'd wait for me

01:28:10.480 --> 01:28:12.063
when I left the village?

01:28:13.396 --> 01:28:15.063
I've never forgotten any of it.

01:28:15.563 --> 01:28:16.521
I never could.

01:28:17.730 --> 01:28:19.188
Back then, it was just a crush.

01:28:21.396 --> 01:28:23.896
As I grew up, it grew with me.

01:28:26.021 --> 01:28:27.105
Remember me now, Sharmila?

01:28:27.563 --> 01:28:30.605
Shekharan Kutti, the boy who ran away
after rubbing glue into his father's eyes.

01:28:31.688 --> 01:28:34.021
- Great story, right?
- Yes.

01:28:34.980 --> 01:28:36.480
Shekharan Kutti?

01:28:36.688 --> 01:28:37.563
Yes.

01:28:37.646 --> 01:28:39.063
The very same Shekharan Kutti.

01:28:48.730 --> 01:28:53.271
Honestly, I was nervous,
wondering if you'd wait this long for me.

01:28:54.063 --> 01:28:56.063
That's why I had to put on
this whole firefly show.

01:28:57.730 --> 01:28:59.230
But the moment you called me
"Shekharan Kutti"…

01:28:59.438 --> 01:29:00.563
all my worries vanished.

01:29:00.980 --> 01:29:01.980
I became okay.

01:29:02.980 --> 01:29:04.480
- I…
- Don't explain.

01:29:04.646 --> 01:29:06.563
I know, it'll take time to believe this.

01:29:06.855 --> 01:29:07.771
So…

01:29:07.980 --> 01:29:08.938
So?

01:29:09.188 --> 01:29:10.355
I'll come to your house tomorrow.

01:29:11.730 --> 01:29:12.605
Why?

01:29:12.730 --> 01:29:13.938
Surprise!

01:29:19.438 --> 01:29:20.896
You didn't say anything.

01:29:22.188 --> 01:29:23.813
I do remember you, Shekharan Kutti.

01:29:25.271 --> 01:29:26.271
And our childhood too.

01:29:32.063 --> 01:29:35.355
But I never loved you
the way you think I did.

01:29:36.605 --> 01:29:37.563
Not even back then.

01:29:39.521 --> 01:29:40.438
Ouch!

01:29:40.855 --> 01:29:41.730
Rejection!

01:29:46.355 --> 01:29:47.313
You don't love me?!

01:29:48.563 --> 01:29:49.438
How's that possible?

01:29:50.480 --> 01:29:52.938
You told me to wait for you.
That's why I waited all these years.

01:29:53.313 --> 01:29:54.646
I came all the way from Mangalapuram.

01:29:55.771 --> 01:29:57.855
We'd already decided
everything back then, right?

01:29:58.313 --> 01:30:00.438
Just because
I said something stupid as a kid…

01:30:01.480 --> 01:30:03.313
Who hangs onto something like that
for all these years?

01:30:03.938 --> 01:30:04.938
Tell me, guys… Who does that?

01:30:05.146 --> 01:30:06.813
- If you ask me…
- Nobody does, right?

01:30:07.396 --> 01:30:10.021
Maybe I blurted it out half-asleep.

01:30:10.688 --> 01:30:12.771
Please don't hold onto that,
Shekharan Kutti.

01:30:19.855 --> 01:30:21.855
You ruined sixteen years of my sleep…

01:30:22.021 --> 01:30:23.563
and now you're calling it sleep talk?!

01:30:24.855 --> 01:30:26.813
You've carried this all these years?

01:30:27.271 --> 01:30:28.896
Isn't that a bit too much?

01:30:37.313 --> 01:30:38.896
<i>Hey, Tiger. Calm down.</i>

01:30:41.688 --> 01:30:42.605
Anyway…

01:30:43.480 --> 01:30:45.188
I'll think it over and let you know.

01:30:52.855 --> 01:30:54.938
Why does he need to think?

01:30:55.021 --> 01:30:56.063
Isn't that your decision to make?

01:30:56.480 --> 01:30:57.396
Who knows?

01:30:57.730 --> 01:30:59.813
Someone should've disciplined that brat.

01:31:00.646 --> 01:31:02.563
Should've slapped him
when he kissed me as a kid!

01:31:06.063 --> 01:31:07.063
What's wrong, son?

01:31:22.813 --> 01:31:26.271
That axe scared the life out of me!

01:31:27.021 --> 01:31:28.105
You've got guts.

01:31:28.813 --> 01:31:30.813
Where'd you find that courage?

01:31:30.980 --> 01:31:33.813
You don't have to fear anyone
to tell the truth.

01:31:34.105 --> 01:31:35.771
I'm Sharmila, not Jaya. Got it?

01:31:36.813 --> 01:31:37.896
Whatever.

01:31:38.105 --> 01:31:40.271
Looks like one little speech from you
taught him to forgive.

01:31:40.521 --> 01:31:42.188
He's already a murderer.

01:31:42.271 --> 01:31:43.688
He could have just taken you away.

01:31:45.563 --> 01:31:46.605
<i>Sharmila, dear…</i>

01:31:47.063 --> 01:31:48.188
<i>It's me, your Shekharan Kutti.</i>

01:31:48.938 --> 01:31:49.813
Open up!

01:31:49.896 --> 01:31:50.980
<i>Please open the door.</i>

01:31:51.646 --> 01:31:53.438
I've thought it through.

01:31:54.105 --> 01:31:55.605
I forgive you for everything you said.

01:31:56.480 --> 01:31:57.646
I just want to talk.

01:31:58.313 --> 01:32:01.021
I came all the way
from Mangalapuram for you.

01:32:01.146 --> 01:32:02.063
Oh God!

01:32:02.146 --> 01:32:03.688
And you're hiding behind locked doors?

01:32:04.438 --> 01:32:05.563
Open the door.

01:32:05.813 --> 01:32:07.896
Don't! He's got an axe!

01:32:09.105 --> 01:32:09.980
Don't close it!

01:32:11.188 --> 01:32:12.146
Rejection again!

01:32:13.730 --> 01:32:16.271
Don't be scared. That's just my style.

01:32:16.938 --> 01:32:17.855
Just leave!

01:32:19.188 --> 01:32:20.355
I'm calling the police!

01:32:20.521 --> 01:32:22.396
I'm about to kick this door down!

01:32:22.730 --> 01:32:24.063
Mom, call the police!

01:32:24.313 --> 01:32:27.813
Ma'am, with your permission,
I'll break the door down!

01:32:28.188 --> 01:32:29.896
It's just me, Shekharan Kutti.
Don't be scared.

01:32:29.980 --> 01:32:31.271
Mom, call the police!

01:32:31.980 --> 01:32:33.896
- Oh no!
- Sharmila, here I come!

01:32:34.396 --> 01:32:36.730
- Wait right there!
- Let go of my daughter!

01:32:36.813 --> 01:32:37.896
Stay there, Mom.

01:32:37.980 --> 01:32:39.230
<i>- Rest in peace.</i>
- Wow!

01:32:39.813 --> 01:32:41.438
- Tiger locked her mom up!
- Mom!

01:32:41.688 --> 01:32:44.605
You promised me you'd wait, Sharmila.
That's why I came.

01:32:45.355 --> 01:32:46.605
So what changed your mind?

01:32:46.980 --> 01:32:48.105
I got my hopes up.

01:32:49.230 --> 01:32:52.230
I know all this must be scaring you.

01:32:52.480 --> 01:32:54.313
But Bheera said
if you hate the Tiger enough,

01:32:54.688 --> 01:32:56.688
you'll end up loving him one day.

01:32:57.271 --> 01:32:58.188
Right, Bheera?

01:32:58.396 --> 01:32:59.271
Yes, Tiger.

01:33:00.563 --> 01:33:02.230
The day you tell me you love me,

01:33:03.146 --> 01:33:04.813
I'll apologise for everything.

01:33:05.396 --> 01:33:06.313
Till then…

01:33:07.105 --> 01:33:08.105
you're coming with me.

01:33:10.813 --> 01:33:13.480
You can't open it.
My boys locked it from the outside.

01:33:13.813 --> 01:33:14.813
Bheera and the gang.

01:33:17.896 --> 01:33:18.771
Sharmila…

01:33:18.855 --> 01:33:20.688
when the whole town hated me,

01:33:20.938 --> 01:33:22.230
you were the only one who loved me.

01:33:23.188 --> 01:33:24.605
You won't understand that now.

01:33:25.230 --> 01:33:27.355
Years from now,
when we're living together,

01:33:27.688 --> 01:33:29.271
this'll all seem funny.

01:33:30.063 --> 01:33:31.563
We'll laugh about it together.

01:33:32.855 --> 01:33:33.730
Come.

01:33:34.063 --> 01:33:34.980
Let's go.

01:33:35.938 --> 01:33:36.813
Come on.

01:33:38.105 --> 01:33:38.980
Dear…

01:33:39.063 --> 01:33:40.730
Come on, let's go.

01:33:41.313 --> 01:33:42.480
Let's just go.

01:33:45.063 --> 01:33:46.813
Still using a smoke burner?

01:33:47.521 --> 01:33:48.438
Dear…

01:33:50.146 --> 01:33:51.021
Oh, crap!

01:33:51.105 --> 01:33:52.230
She took Tiger <i>bhai</i> down!

01:33:56.230 --> 01:33:57.105
Sharmila…

01:33:57.646 --> 01:33:58.896
You didn't stab me…

01:33:59.938 --> 01:34:01.146
You stabbed yourself.

01:34:06.896 --> 01:34:07.771
Look.

01:34:07.855 --> 01:34:10.563
SHARMILA

01:34:12.480 --> 01:34:14.230
Let go… let go!

01:34:17.563 --> 01:34:19.396
I've waited sixteen long years.

01:34:19.771 --> 01:34:22.105
If I can't make you mine, I've lost.

01:34:22.771 --> 01:34:25.063
And I don't lose in my own story.

01:34:25.813 --> 01:34:26.688
Hey!

01:34:27.730 --> 01:34:28.605
Cops!

01:34:28.688 --> 01:34:29.563
Oh, crap!

01:34:29.646 --> 01:34:30.688
Bheera, what now?

01:34:30.855 --> 01:34:32.521
Nothing. Run for our lives!

01:34:32.605 --> 01:34:33.480
Come on!

01:34:34.980 --> 01:34:37.105
Sir, he's completely insane!

01:34:37.521 --> 01:34:38.855
- Hey, you! Stop there!
- Sharmila…

01:34:39.271 --> 01:34:41.563
- Get over here!
- I'll be back!

01:34:41.938 --> 01:34:44.105
Till then, you won't be leaving Kandanad.

01:34:52.521 --> 01:34:54.271
<i>Shekharan Kutti was in jail</i>
<i>for five years.</i>

01:34:56.480 --> 01:34:58.896
Everything his goons did
during that time…

01:35:00.230 --> 01:35:01.688
that's what you saw and heard, Kuttan.

01:35:04.646 --> 01:35:05.688
Just to get back at me.

01:35:07.021 --> 01:35:09.271
They ruined every marriage proposal
that came my way.

01:35:11.146 --> 01:35:13.063
I'd already told your mother everything.

01:35:19.146 --> 01:35:20.063
Don't worry.

01:35:21.230 --> 01:35:22.313
No one will touch you again.

01:35:23.646 --> 01:35:24.521
I'm here for you.

01:35:36.438 --> 01:35:38.063
They're here!

01:35:42.396 --> 01:35:44.063
Now I know who you idiots are!

01:35:47.938 --> 01:35:49.730
To hell with your green and red masks!

01:35:50.605 --> 01:35:51.480
- Let go!
- Kuttan!

01:36:00.521 --> 01:36:01.896
Happy Death Day, Kuttan.

01:36:04.230 --> 01:36:05.105
Kuttan…

01:36:05.188 --> 01:36:07.980
She must have told you about me.
I'm Shekharan Kutti.

01:36:08.563 --> 01:36:09.438
Let go!

01:36:12.605 --> 01:36:13.480
Grab her.

01:36:13.771 --> 01:36:15.563
- Let go!
- Hey, Shekharan Kutti!

01:36:16.771 --> 01:36:17.980
Just let me die.

01:36:18.771 --> 01:36:20.355
I'll deal with every one of you tomorrow!

01:36:20.855 --> 01:36:21.896
- Kuttan…
- What?!

01:36:23.521 --> 01:36:24.646
Bheera, what nonsense is he saying?

01:36:24.730 --> 01:36:26.355
He'll die today
and come after us tomorrow?!

01:36:27.021 --> 01:36:28.146
Just a stupid dialogue.

01:36:28.480 --> 01:36:29.605
Finish him, Tiger.

01:36:29.855 --> 01:36:32.188
He's dying
and still delivering punchlines?!

01:36:32.313 --> 01:36:33.355
- No!
- Give that here!

01:36:33.438 --> 01:36:35.980
Still cracking lame jokes at death's door!

01:36:36.063 --> 01:36:38.313
This is your climax!

01:36:38.396 --> 01:36:39.771
- The End.
- Thank you.

01:36:53.855 --> 01:36:56.730
<i>…will pass close to Earth tonight.</i>

01:36:56.813 --> 01:36:59.813
This is what the end of the world
looks like, Kuttan!

01:37:00.188 --> 01:37:01.271
Either you…

01:37:01.771 --> 01:37:02.688
or me.

01:37:03.521 --> 01:37:05.105
Damn his phenomenon!

01:37:05.646 --> 01:37:07.313
Happy married life…

01:37:07.605 --> 01:37:08.855
You've been going on and on!

01:37:09.396 --> 01:37:12.688
You beat the groom's back like a drum?!

01:37:12.771 --> 01:37:13.771
- Let go!
- Run!

01:37:15.021 --> 01:37:16.271
Dad, look what this Kuttan did…

01:37:18.688 --> 01:37:19.771
Next one.

01:37:20.730 --> 01:37:23.688
Girls these days have zero imagination.

01:37:23.855 --> 01:37:25.730
Otherwise, she'd never have married
a guy like him.

01:37:26.771 --> 01:37:28.355
Such a gorgeous, ripe peach of a girl!

01:37:33.730 --> 01:37:34.688
Stop it, you!

01:37:37.396 --> 01:37:38.605
Wondering how I pulled this off?

01:37:41.146 --> 01:37:44.313
I'll feed you all the ripe peaches,
marshmallows and butter you want!

01:37:47.105 --> 01:37:48.105
Please let go…

01:37:58.521 --> 01:37:59.480
- Babloo!
- Yes?

01:38:00.021 --> 01:38:01.563
- Get down!
- What happened, Kuttan <i>bhai?</i>

01:38:01.646 --> 01:38:02.521
Get down, I said!

01:38:03.605 --> 01:38:04.855
<i>What's he doing?</i>

01:38:04.938 --> 01:38:06.063
Jala, about this evening--

01:38:06.146 --> 01:38:07.855
- What's he doing?
- Kuttan <i>bhai,</i> my ladder…

01:38:08.063 --> 01:38:09.063
The ladder!

01:38:09.313 --> 01:38:10.646
He threw it away! Kuttan!

01:38:11.480 --> 01:38:13.355
What kind of nonsense is this guy up to?

01:38:13.730 --> 01:38:15.938
Did marriage knock a screw loose?

01:38:20.438 --> 01:38:22.105
I don't care if you're my uncle.

01:38:22.230 --> 01:38:24.480
Keep yapping and I'll knock you flat!

01:38:25.355 --> 01:38:26.646
I'm dying to punch someone.

01:38:26.938 --> 01:38:28.105
I'll punch every one of you.

01:38:28.271 --> 01:38:29.146
Move!

01:38:29.813 --> 01:38:30.688
What's going on?

01:38:31.105 --> 01:38:32.938
He says he wants to punch
his Uncle Jalajan.

01:38:33.396 --> 01:38:34.730
He's your friend. Go ask him.

01:38:34.980 --> 01:38:36.438
- Did he really say that? Let me ask him.
- He did!

01:38:36.813 --> 01:38:37.688
Kuttan!

01:38:37.855 --> 01:38:38.730
Stay right there.

01:38:39.730 --> 01:38:40.646
Blame the parenting!

01:38:41.063 --> 01:38:42.813
Kuttan, did you really say
you'd punch your uncle?

01:38:43.105 --> 01:38:44.313
Hell yeah. So what?

01:38:45.438 --> 01:38:47.271
You're just pumped up
with wedding excitement, huh?

01:38:47.355 --> 01:38:48.938
Yeah. You want a punch too?

01:38:51.396 --> 01:38:52.438
You haven't showered yet?

01:38:52.688 --> 01:38:54.896
Hurry up. The makeup artist is ready.

01:38:55.313 --> 01:38:56.521
All the way from Kochi.

01:38:57.271 --> 01:38:58.438
- Yeah…
- You know the deal!

01:38:58.938 --> 01:39:00.771
Come on, boy. Time for makeup.

01:39:01.146 --> 01:39:02.396
Coming, man!

01:39:09.105 --> 01:39:11.438
Now you've officially
turned into a proper dude!

01:39:11.938 --> 01:39:12.813
Right?

01:39:14.730 --> 01:39:15.605
Wow.

01:39:16.188 --> 01:39:17.313
Killer look!

01:39:18.271 --> 01:39:20.771
Anti, got any cotton pads left?

01:39:22.313 --> 01:39:25.313
<i>An eye for an eye</i>
<i>Payback multiplied!</i>

01:39:25.605 --> 01:39:28.521
<i>A gun loaded with bullets</i>
<i>Pull the trigger, let it rip!</i>

01:39:28.938 --> 01:39:31.980
<i>A remedy packed with every trick</i>
<i>Drink it down, the shivers are gone!</i>

01:39:32.063 --> 01:39:35.355
<i>Tie that black rope around your neck</i>
<i>And watch those wings slowly fall still</i>

01:39:35.438 --> 01:39:38.438
<i>Eyes wide open</i>
<i>The net is spread wide</i>

01:39:39.396 --> 01:39:42.396
Maybe she picked him just
to ward off the evil eye.

01:39:43.730 --> 01:39:45.396
- Poor girl. What a fate!
- True.

01:39:46.063 --> 01:39:48.605
<i>Sit on the line I've drawn.</i>
<i>Now settle the score with interest!</i>

01:39:49.480 --> 01:39:51.146
Why's he staring like that?

01:39:53.396 --> 01:39:55.146
That look doesn't seem right.

01:39:55.313 --> 01:39:56.563
Not at me. At you.

01:39:57.605 --> 01:39:59.480
I think that psycho heard what you said.

01:40:00.355 --> 01:40:02.980
He's coming this way. Should we run?

01:40:03.230 --> 01:40:04.105
Kuttan!

01:40:09.813 --> 01:40:11.938
I think he's completely lost it, Latha.

01:40:12.188 --> 01:40:13.063
Quiet!

01:40:16.521 --> 01:40:17.396
Oh no!

01:40:44.396 --> 01:40:45.980
<i>Strike high, strike low</i>

01:40:46.063 --> 01:40:47.688
<i>Take your stance and slash!</i>

01:40:47.771 --> 01:40:49.313
<i>Strike high, strike low</i>

01:40:49.438 --> 01:40:51.021
<i>Take your stance and slash!</i>

01:40:51.105 --> 01:40:52.688
<i>Strike high, strike low</i>

01:40:52.855 --> 01:40:54.313
<i>Take your stance and slash!</i>

01:40:54.396 --> 01:40:55.980
<i>Strike high, strike low</i>

01:40:56.063 --> 01:40:57.563
<i>Take your stance and slash!</i>

01:40:58.021 --> 01:40:59.230
You smashed it, Kuttan.

01:40:59.688 --> 01:41:00.563
Did I?

01:41:00.855 --> 01:41:01.938
That's what everyone says.

01:41:02.771 --> 01:41:03.646
What?

01:41:04.563 --> 01:41:07.021
Once my emotions take over,
I just can't control myself.

01:41:07.355 --> 01:41:11.230
Then people see me and go,
"Man, he absolutely smashed it!"

01:41:11.938 --> 01:41:13.605
<i>Strike high, strike low</i>

01:41:13.688 --> 01:41:15.355
Once I make up my mind, that's it.

01:41:15.438 --> 01:41:17.688
<i>Take your stance and slash!</i>

01:41:32.771 --> 01:41:33.730
<i>My dear Kuttan…</i>

01:41:34.063 --> 01:41:35.813
<i>Just calling before you kick off</i>
<i>your wedding night.</i>

01:41:36.230 --> 01:41:37.480
<i>Don't forget about tomorrow, okay?</i>

01:41:37.563 --> 01:41:38.438
Oh, I won't forget…

01:41:38.855 --> 01:41:39.813
but it's not going to happen.

01:41:40.188 --> 01:41:41.605
<i>What?! Won't happen?</i>

01:41:41.688 --> 01:41:42.980
<i>What the hell are you talking about?</i>

01:41:43.146 --> 01:41:45.146
<i>I've waited six years for this.</i>

01:41:45.313 --> 01:41:48.105
<i>- Don't screw me over, my man.</i>
- And I waited 36 years to get married!

01:41:48.855 --> 01:41:50.646
I don't care what the hell you say.

01:41:51.271 --> 01:41:52.605
<i>What about the hit job I gave you?</i>

01:41:53.146 --> 01:41:55.396
<i>How am I supposed to face</i>
<i>the festival committee tomorrow?</i>

01:41:55.480 --> 01:41:56.396
Forget tomorrow…

01:41:56.688 --> 01:41:58.771
- The real festival's at my place tonight.
<i>- Kuttan…</i>

01:41:58.938 --> 01:42:00.605
Tell them to come over
if they want to see real fireworks!

01:42:00.688 --> 01:42:02.230
<i>What the hell are you saying, Kuttan--</i>

01:42:05.480 --> 01:42:06.355
Listen…

01:42:07.146 --> 01:42:08.063
You sure about this?

01:42:09.480 --> 01:42:11.521
Last time you went to make sure,
you got yourself killed.

01:42:12.021 --> 01:42:13.771
Don't try again. Just open the door.

01:42:40.438 --> 01:42:41.855
Looks like you're hosting a festival.

01:42:42.563 --> 01:42:43.646
Do you really need all this?

01:42:43.896 --> 01:42:44.980
You said there were only four of them.

01:42:45.980 --> 01:42:46.855
We do.

01:42:47.063 --> 01:42:47.938
Forget four…

01:42:48.521 --> 01:42:50.480
Even if four hundred show up,
I'll burn them all!

01:42:52.896 --> 01:42:53.771
You may begin.

01:42:57.605 --> 01:42:58.730
Where the hell are they…

01:42:59.063 --> 01:43:00.271
Can't see a thing…

01:43:01.646 --> 01:43:03.271
Don't make a scene and embarrass me!

01:43:06.521 --> 01:43:07.646
Oh, my…

01:43:08.146 --> 01:43:10.521
I knew it was you, you horny little creep!

01:43:11.480 --> 01:43:12.438
It was just a tiny mistake.

01:43:12.605 --> 01:43:13.730
- Peeping's a mistake now?
- No…

01:43:13.938 --> 01:43:15.230
- Please…
- His moustache hasn't even grown in

01:43:15.313 --> 01:43:17.688
- and he's already making sleazy videos.
- Ouch! Not my moustache!

01:43:18.105 --> 01:43:18.980
Let go! Let go!

01:43:19.063 --> 01:43:20.230
No! Don't let go!

01:43:26.980 --> 01:43:27.855
Bro…

01:43:29.563 --> 01:43:30.438
My tab…

01:43:31.688 --> 01:43:33.396
Bloody cinematographer!

01:43:41.771 --> 01:43:42.771
We've grown so close…

01:43:43.605 --> 01:43:45.813
yet you never asked
why I got married so late.

01:43:47.105 --> 01:43:47.980
What you don't know…

01:43:48.355 --> 01:43:50.105
but this whole village does,
is that I have a past.

01:43:51.271 --> 01:43:53.355
Who hasn't had a rough past?

01:43:54.688 --> 01:43:56.146
Let's save that for later.

01:43:56.938 --> 01:43:57.813
That's not it.

01:43:58.521 --> 01:43:59.605
You need to know tonight.

01:44:00.313 --> 01:44:01.188
There's a reason.

01:44:02.855 --> 01:44:04.188
Some men are coming after you.

01:44:05.230 --> 01:44:06.105
You know them.

01:44:07.146 --> 01:44:08.146
Shekharan Kutti.

01:44:10.605 --> 01:44:11.563
Don't worry.

01:44:11.646 --> 01:44:13.188
They won't lay a finger on you tonight.

01:44:17.730 --> 01:44:18.771
I am going to tear them apart.

01:44:19.938 --> 01:44:21.355
When you see me beat them senseless,

01:44:21.438 --> 01:44:22.355
don't think I'm some heartless monster.

01:44:23.480 --> 01:44:24.771
So you need to know this.

01:44:26.480 --> 01:44:27.896
There was a big shot in this town.

01:44:29.396 --> 01:44:30.313
Kommadi Kariya.

01:44:34.980 --> 01:44:37.730
<i>He never went anywhere…</i>

01:44:38.063 --> 01:44:39.313
<i>without two hulking goons at his side.</i>

01:44:39.521 --> 01:44:40.813
<i>You know the paths in Onamthuruthu.</i>

01:44:41.521 --> 01:44:43.230
<i>For Kommadi and his lackeys to pass,</i>

01:44:43.980 --> 01:44:45.063
<i>Mom had to step aside.</i>

01:44:46.146 --> 01:44:47.813
<i>But to my mother, Latha,</i>
<i>Kommadi Kariya was just nobody.</i>

01:44:49.646 --> 01:44:51.063
Out of the way, you oversized buffoons!

01:44:53.896 --> 01:44:54.855
Move aside!

01:44:59.563 --> 01:45:00.438
Now tell me…

01:45:01.063 --> 01:45:03.480
If some lowlife kicks your mother
into a canal…

01:45:04.021 --> 01:45:05.313
what's a son supposed to do?

01:45:07.563 --> 01:45:09.396
Shouldn't I snap his spine in two?

01:45:14.605 --> 01:45:15.480
So I did.

01:45:30.563 --> 01:45:31.438
You!

01:45:38.896 --> 01:45:40.021
I was locked up for a while.

01:45:41.105 --> 01:45:42.188
That's why I got married so late.

01:46:07.188 --> 01:46:08.063
Anti.

01:46:08.563 --> 01:46:09.730
Believe me now?

01:46:12.896 --> 01:46:14.855
I always believed you, Kuttan.

01:46:37.105 --> 01:46:37.980
Fire!

01:46:50.813 --> 01:46:51.688
Turn around.

01:46:52.480 --> 01:46:53.355
Catch it!

01:47:27.313 --> 01:47:28.188
Kuttan…

01:47:28.605 --> 01:47:30.105
There's a whole festival crowd out there!

01:47:30.730 --> 01:47:32.146
Want me to blast the rest too?

01:47:32.355 --> 01:47:33.230
No need.

01:47:33.480 --> 01:47:34.771
They've killed me over and over.

01:47:35.396 --> 01:47:37.021
I'm unleashing all this rage tonight.

01:47:40.813 --> 01:47:42.355
Good evening, Kuttan!

01:47:45.021 --> 01:47:47.480
Ready for your wedding night?

01:47:49.021 --> 01:47:49.896
What's that got to do with him?

01:47:50.355 --> 01:47:52.063
You think their wedding night is over,
Bheera?

01:47:52.146 --> 01:47:53.313
No way, Tiger.

01:47:53.730 --> 01:47:55.480
Our masked boys crashed it right on time.

01:47:56.313 --> 01:47:57.688
- You!
- What?

01:47:57.771 --> 01:47:59.146
It's either going to be your funeral…

01:47:59.355 --> 01:48:00.771
or his wedding night.

01:48:00.855 --> 01:48:02.355
He'll celebrate one of them tonight
for sure.

01:48:02.438 --> 01:48:03.771
We'll see about that!

01:48:04.271 --> 01:48:05.563
Let's see who wins!

01:48:05.730 --> 01:48:07.396
Bring it on! Show me what you've got!

01:48:07.688 --> 01:48:08.646
Charge!

01:48:37.313 --> 01:48:38.188
You!

01:48:57.521 --> 01:48:58.396
Go!

01:49:13.521 --> 01:49:14.980
Oh, my God!

01:49:21.730 --> 01:49:22.980
It's time to retire.

01:49:25.771 --> 01:49:27.438
- Bheera!
- Bye, Tiger.

01:49:28.188 --> 01:49:29.063
Come on, Bheera!

01:49:29.146 --> 01:49:30.021
I retired.

01:49:30.980 --> 01:49:31.855
Bheera!

01:49:53.605 --> 01:49:54.938
His damn sparklers!

01:49:55.313 --> 01:49:57.855
So you were loaded up with fire and smoke!

01:50:04.063 --> 01:50:05.271
Cool, baby!

01:50:34.730 --> 01:50:35.605
Sharmila!

01:50:36.021 --> 01:50:36.980
Come out.

01:50:37.480 --> 01:50:38.563
I won.

01:50:38.980 --> 01:50:40.021
Your Shekharan Kutti.

01:50:58.355 --> 01:51:00.021
<i>Do you wanna feel another killer?</i>

01:51:02.480 --> 01:51:04.938
<i>Won't tell a go-getter</i>
<i>From the demeanour</i>

01:51:08.021 --> 01:51:09.688
<i>Do you wanna feel another killer?</i>

01:51:09.771 --> 01:51:12.105
<i>Blow, feel a rub down, I'm such a giver</i>

01:51:12.188 --> 01:51:14.521
<i>Bang!</i>
<i>Wanna know a little sundown thriller?</i>

01:51:15.813 --> 01:51:19.021
<i>The urge of one</i>
<i>Who wanders through the flames</i>

01:51:19.105 --> 01:51:22.355
<i>A mighty head</i>
<i>Clad in an armour of blood</i>

01:51:22.438 --> 01:51:25.230
<i>He knows the art of battle</i>
<i>The tale of a brutal death</i>

01:51:25.313 --> 01:51:27.563
<i>O fierce one! Draw your final breath</i>

01:51:27.646 --> 01:51:29.896
<i>The tale of breaking through</i>
<i>The battle formation is ready</i>

01:51:29.980 --> 01:51:32.230
<i>The enemy ranks</i>
<i>Have already fallen back</i>

01:51:32.313 --> 01:51:34.605
<i>Before the machine's sharp edge</i>
<i>Even the art of strategy is undone</i>

01:51:44.271 --> 01:51:46.438
<i>For whoever stands against me</i>
<i>A journey through hell awaits</i>

01:51:46.521 --> 01:51:48.771
<i>When body and soul</i>
<i>Are ripped apart and cast away</i>

01:51:48.855 --> 01:51:51.146
<i>The funeral pyre becomes their refuge</i>
<i>The final blaze of mortal life</i>

01:51:51.230 --> 01:51:53.646
<i>Fear and mercy are worlds away</i>

01:51:56.271 --> 01:51:58.146
You picked the wrong man, Shekharan Kutti!

01:51:58.563 --> 01:51:59.938
- Poor thing!
- Load it!

01:52:00.146 --> 01:52:01.021
Don't!

01:52:01.355 --> 01:52:02.230
Kuttan!

01:52:02.605 --> 01:52:03.521
Don't play!

01:52:03.771 --> 01:52:04.938
Don't you dare play with me!

01:52:09.063 --> 01:52:11.521
<i>Slithering my way out</i>
<i>I bring out the prowl</i>

01:52:11.646 --> 01:52:13.938
<i>Simmering the revenge</i>
<i>I'll hunt 'em all down</i>

01:52:14.021 --> 01:52:16.271
<i>Shiver in ya spine</i>
<i>Leave a terror in town</i>

01:52:16.355 --> 01:52:18.521
<i>Winner in my blood</i>
<i>Imma put on the crown</i>

01:52:18.688 --> 01:52:20.980
<i>Wavin out the red flag</i>
<i>Now you going down</i>

01:52:21.063 --> 01:52:23.271
<i>Feedin' up the rage</i>
<i>No more playing the clown</i>

01:52:23.396 --> 01:52:25.730
<i>Keep doing all you shit</i>
<i>We can settle it now</i>

01:52:25.813 --> 01:52:28.063
<i>Fillin up the venom</i>
<i>No more playing around</i>

01:52:28.146 --> 01:52:30.605
<i>Feel a POW POW! Knock 'em out</i>
<i>Feel the Gunna Gunna</i>

01:52:30.688 --> 01:52:32.771
<i>RUR RUR! Imma a reign</i>
<i>Feel the Knocka Knocka</i>

01:52:32.855 --> 01:52:35.438
<i>Flames out! It's a roll</i>
<i>Come n Banga Banga</i>

01:52:35.521 --> 01:52:37.730
<i>Brain drop! Wanna taste</i>
<i>Imma badde fella</i>

01:52:37.813 --> 01:52:40.271
<i>Feel a POW POW! Knock 'em out</i>
<i>Feel the Gunna Gunna</i>

01:52:40.355 --> 01:52:42.563
<i>RUR RUR! Imma a reign</i>
<i>Feel the Knocka Knocka</i>

01:52:42.646 --> 01:52:45.021
<i>Flames out! It's a roll</i>
<i>Come n Banga Banga</i>

01:52:45.105 --> 01:52:47.646
<i>Brain drop! Wanna taste</i>
<i>Imma badde fella</i>

01:52:47.730 --> 01:52:49.980
<i>For whoever stands against me</i>
<i>A journey through hell awaits</i>

01:52:50.063 --> 01:52:52.271
<i>When body and soul</i>
<i>Are ripped apart and cast away</i>

01:52:52.355 --> 01:52:54.480
<i>The funeral pyre becomes their refuge</i>
<i>The final blaze of mortal life</i>

01:52:54.605 --> 01:52:57.021
<i>Fear and mercy are worlds away</i>

01:52:57.105 --> 01:52:59.563
<i>For whoever stands against me</i>
<i>A journey through hell awaits</i>

01:52:59.646 --> 01:53:01.980
<i>When body and soul</i>
<i>Are ripped apart and cast away</i>

01:53:02.063 --> 01:53:04.271
<i>The funeral pyre becomes their refuge</i>
<i>The final blaze of mortal life</i>

01:53:04.355 --> 01:53:06.730
<i>Fear and mercy are worlds away</i>

01:53:31.563 --> 01:53:32.438
Sharmila…

01:53:33.021 --> 01:53:34.230
If you're okay…

01:53:34.813 --> 01:53:37.188
I'm ready to take you with me right now.

01:53:38.771 --> 01:53:40.146
You have Shekharan Kutti's word.

01:53:40.521 --> 01:53:41.813
This won't work.

01:53:42.855 --> 01:53:44.605
Come on, my dear Sharmila…

01:53:49.771 --> 01:53:50.771
Stop it, you two!

01:54:00.855 --> 01:54:01.771
Sharmila!

01:54:03.688 --> 01:54:04.855
Sharmila!

01:54:05.105 --> 01:54:06.313
- Sharmila!
- This guy…

01:54:06.396 --> 01:54:07.730
Shut your trap
and get out of here!

01:54:07.938 --> 01:54:09.938
Get lost, you damn dog!

01:54:11.021 --> 01:54:12.063
Sharmila…

01:54:19.396 --> 01:54:21.021
Look at that beautiful green glow!

01:54:31.313 --> 01:54:33.605
SURA HIT JOB CALLING

01:54:42.230 --> 01:54:43.105
Oh, you're up!

01:54:45.355 --> 01:54:47.021
You were asleep
when I brought you your tea,

01:54:47.563 --> 01:54:49.271
so I didn't wake you.

01:54:53.896 --> 01:54:54.771
What's wrong?

01:54:56.438 --> 01:54:58.105
Our wedding night was a blast, wasn't it?

01:54:59.938 --> 01:55:01.105
Rambo Fireworks!

01:55:03.480 --> 01:55:06.230
<i>Due to a severe depression</i>
<i>over the Bay of Bengal,</i>

01:55:06.313 --> 01:55:08.438
<i>a red alert has been issued</i>
<i>for eleven districts.</i>

01:55:08.813 --> 01:55:10.605
<i>The government has declared a holiday</i>

01:55:10.688 --> 01:55:12.271
<i>for all educational institutions.</i>

01:55:12.521 --> 01:55:15.896
<i>Residents in areas prone</i>
<i>to landslides and flooding</i>

01:55:15.980 --> 01:55:18.438
<i>have been warned to stay alert.</i>

01:55:18.521 --> 01:55:22.480
<i>Cyclone Bulbul is officially</i>
<i>making landfall in Kerala.</i>

01:55:23.271 --> 01:55:24.146
The comet's gone.

01:55:24.771 --> 01:55:25.771
Next comes Bulbul.

01:55:26.896 --> 01:55:27.771
So what?

01:55:28.480 --> 01:55:29.813
Whatever comes our way,
I've got you, Kuttan.

01:55:30.188 --> 01:55:31.188
Come here, you!

01:55:36.521 --> 01:55:38.521
- Hello?
<i>- Bulbul really screwed me over, Kuttan.</i>

01:55:38.813 --> 01:55:40.438
<i>The fireworks and festival are canceled.</i>

01:55:40.646 --> 01:55:41.521
<i>I'm heading back.</i>

01:55:41.605 --> 01:55:42.480
That's all right.

01:55:43.021 --> 01:55:45.188
Next time you come,
the whole town will be shaking.

01:55:45.813 --> 01:55:47.188
I'm cooking up something new.

01:55:47.980 --> 01:55:48.855
Bulbul!
