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Uncle Kuku, Uncle Kuku, be careful!
The thief has my knife in his hand.

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He came to steal a knife?

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You get brand-new knives out there
for just 50 rupees.

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He didn't come for the knife.

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He just came to cut me up a little
with that knife. That's it.

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You call this a little cut?

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You're bleeding so much.
This looks like a very deep wound.

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Why isn't Micky here yet?

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He, uh…

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He, he, he, what he?
Enough of your fighting.

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I'll deal with Micky now!

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Hello, Micky?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're coming.
We're on our way.

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Aunty, uh, just hear me out.

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Actually, uh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I made a mistake.

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- All right, but I thought--
- Who's that barking?

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Aunty Rajni.

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Oh, okay. I thought Priyanka was barking.

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- No, no, it's Aunty Rajni.
- Hmm. Hmm.

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All right, we're coming.

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Cheese shashlik?

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Oh, my God! Oh, yeah?
Okay, okay. We're on our way.

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Adi didn't just ring the bell like that.

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He's been attacked
by someone with a knife.

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An attack? That too with a knife?

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Yeah, that's what I said,
somebody cut him up on his arm.

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No, I know what attacked means, you idiot!

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Hey, wait, one minute. Shh!

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- Hello?
- Hello? Freddy?

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No, it's Gulshan. Who are you?

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It's Dharmendra here, Aunty Gulshan!

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Hey, Dharmendra? Then why does it say,
"backstabber, traitor."

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Why's your number saved like that, huh?

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I'll tell you, uh, all that later.

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For now, just hurry and reach
Adi and Priyanka's house.

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He's been attacked with a knife.

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Oh, my God! Who stabbed him?
Was it Micky or Twinkle?

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He must have lost 400-500 liters
of blood by now!

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We aren't talking about you here.

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A normal human body
has only seven to eight liters of blood.

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Yeah, I mean, the quantity of the blood
is a little here and there.

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Stop talking and hang up.

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Yeah, okay, okay, bye-bye.

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What are you waiting for?
We need to be there.

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Are you going like this?
Wearing a petticoat?

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No, I'll wear a sari as well. Come on now!

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Uh, how do I say it? Mr. Thief,
you've stolen what you wanted to.

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How can we stop you now?

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But, if Mr. Nari Ravjiani arrives here
with the police, then--

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Hmm, and I'm here too.

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And just like Bruce Lee,
I know Kalaripayattu as well.

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Only Vidyut Jammwal knows Kalaripayattu.

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Vidyut Jammwal. Yeah, and if that boy
Vidyut Jammwal comes here--

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Why would he come here?

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But then what do I know?

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You know how to make
my life a living hell.

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I know how to make
your life a living hell.

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Priyanka, quickly get me some bandages.

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- Can't find the bandages.
- This is so much fun.

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You should've told me,
I would've brought them.

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Mickity, you know Daddy's illegal
24-hour pharmacy?

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Where they sell fake medication.

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You'll get real bandages there.

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Sweety pie, that store is in Darjeeling.
It's like--

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So let's go to Darjeeling.
We won't talk to each other there.

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Should I take the helicopter out? Hmm?

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One moment, you all.
I have a makeshift bandage.

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- Where?
- Make it from this petticoat.

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Hey? What are you doing?

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What do you mean?

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- Hurry up! Hurry up!
- Hey!

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- I'm wearing shorts under this.
- Okay.

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- Quick, quick.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- Oh, God!
- Here, do it!

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- Yes!
- Here.

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We're not shaving his beard, Dharmendra.

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Neither do I want a haircut
from any of you.

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You all just shut up!

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Let him do it. He's a doctor!

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- Hey! Hey!
- Wait a minute! Why are you tying my hand!

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Then you do it! Hot shot doctor!
Can't even tie a bandage!

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- Hurry up!
- The thief is there, Freddy!

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Come here, you!

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You thief! How dare you steal?

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What else would a thief do other
than stealing? Hard work and labor?

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Yeah, that's also right.

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Who-who are you?

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- Tell us your name.
- Speak up!

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Bhoora Lal.

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Stop blabbering now.
What's your name? Tell us now!

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Bhoora Lal, God knows what he's saying.

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Bhoora Lal,
that's his full name, Uncle Kuku.

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By the way, you can also call me King Kong
with love, King Kong Kapadia.

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Hey! Why would we call you
anything with love?

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What have you stolen, King Kong?

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Let go of my hand, then I'll tell you.

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You talk with your mouth,
not with your hands.

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It's hurting so much. Please.

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It should hurt.

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- Talk!
- I'm really sorry.

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That-that knife was by mistake.

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- Hey!
- Back!

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- Ha!
- Oh, my God! <i>King Kong vs. Godzilla?</i>

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You animal! You scoundrel!
You rotten idiot!

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You filthy thief! Hutoxi look-alike!

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What?

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You hid your own passport

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and were trying to put the blame on me,
you bloody witch!

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I'll beat you silly
with this rod here today.

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I'll beat the pulp out of you.
You bloody clown!

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You vegetarian bone broth! You scoundrel!

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Gulshan, Stop, stop!
Stop, stop. I'm here now.

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He's here. The domestic don's here.

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- Hi, Nari. How are you?
- I'm good. Wait, what I'm saying is--

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All that can wait, Nari,
first you deal with him!

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- He's the thief?
- Hmm.

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No. There are three, four
more thieves over here.

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No, no, no. What I mean is I'm here,
now, aren't I? Now, now, I'll--

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Yes. Of course. Go!

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- You come here.
- This is him, the thief!

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Oh, my angry old woman! What a star!

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Oh, you virus-stricken,
son-in-law of mine.

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And, Freddy, Dharam, girls.
Put aside all of your differences for now.

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But the love that you all have
for each other, that is very hard to hide.

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Never forget that.

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Hmm. Nice neighbors. Nice neighbors.

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- Thank you.
- It's okay, man.

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See? And you!

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He attacked Adi sir with a knife.

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Is that what he asked you to do?
What did he explain to you?

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That you just need to scare Adi sir!

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Just slap him around, so that everybody
comes here to help him out.

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- And they all unite.
- Wait, you put the hit out on me?

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A soft hit, but this hitman is useless.

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Vishnu, will you shut up?

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No, sir, I won't shut up now!
Why didn't he follow your instructions?

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Sorry, sir. The knife hit him by mistake.
From now on, I'll do as you say.

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You shut the hell up! Bearded bacteria!

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Uh…

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Listen, you viral infection!

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Try and understand.

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You're the one
who ended up treating Adi, right?

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That's because I'm a doctor.
I would have treated anybody.

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Also, there used to be a time when
these people were my very good friends.

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Until I feel it from the heart,

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this relationship
will never be the same again.

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This is a temporary bandage.
Go to a hospital

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and get yourself patched up properly.

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Don't forget to get yourself
a tetanus shot.

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- Thanks.
- Bye.

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Bye.

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Okay, then bye.

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All right, bye from my side too.

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- Hey! Shut up!
- No. Listen, Mamma.

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Freddy?

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Just a minute.

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- I want to say something now.
- Here we go again!

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Friendship is like
a designer outfit, you know.

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Once it's torn, it's gone.

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You can try to stitch it or patch it.

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But the stitches will always show.

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Understand?

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I'm done with my dialogue.
Let's go, Mickity!

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Freddy!

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Get out! Freddy! Where are you?

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- Hey, Mamma! What happened?
- Go.

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Freddy, I think our colony has more rats
than people that live here.

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- Look, there's one right there.
- Hey, where is it?

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Right over there.

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Where do they all come from?
Hey, there he goes!

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There's definitely a cemetery
in the backyard, Freddy.

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Oh…

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Otherwise, for no reason, the municipality

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wouldn't file a case
against our beautiful colony.

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Freddy.

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Go and call the firefighters now!
Call the fire brigade! Come on!

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Fire brigade? Where? Where's the fire?

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There's a fire burning inside my heart.

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Then Freddy will…
just blow out the fire like that.

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Since Mamma has a tiny heart.

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- Don't you laugh, you bumbling idiot!
- Hey! Hey!

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Why? Why are you threatening
my Freddy like that? Huh?

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- Mamma!
- First you tell me.

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You hid both your passports yourself,

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but you blamed me for your actions,
you scoundrel?

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Why did you even hide those passports?
Say something, you dumb chicken!

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Because I did not want
to go to Switzerland, okay?

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Look, I know, it's an amazing opportunity.

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And you wouldn't be there either.
So nothing but happiness.

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But then… Uh…

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But your dear bimbo, Twinkle,
won't be there. Hmm?

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And Uncle Kuku with his flickering brain
will not be there.

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The way he laughs.

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Aunty Rajni won't be there.

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And that cheese shashlik won't
be there either.

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- And, Mamma.
- Yeah.

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No, I mean my friends, Adi, Dharam, Micky.
None of them will be there.

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And the biggest thing,
my Mamma won't be there.

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Aww.

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We don't want to go to Switzerland.

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My Mount Titlis is standing
right here in front of me.

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Oh! My dear Faredoon!

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My dear baby chicken!

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- And you're my five-layer wedding cake!
- Oh.

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My lovely 20-kilo biryani cooking pot!

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Oh! My dear! My darling!

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Uh, one minute, she's standing there
all alone! Hutoxi, my dear.

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Come here. Come join us.

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Come, come, come, dear.
Come here. Come here.

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- My dear…
- Hmm?

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…just forget everything and give a hug.

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To that courier guy!

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<i>Let's go crazy.</i>

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Look, poor guy's been waiting there.
Go give him a hug. Go.

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Go, go, go. Fast.

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He's all sweaty, she'll hug him.

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She's gone!

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Thank you.

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- Shh! Shh!
- Are you done? Hmm?

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Laughed? Happy?

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Now you two sit and think,

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how do we get that
stubborn Micky's ego to melt? Hmm?

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Yeah. We'll have to think
of something quickly.

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- Because Micky's moving out of the colony.
- What?

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Yeah, he's just posted an ad
on the My House app.

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"Row house number 1 for sale."

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- Oh!
- Hmm.

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Anthony, ask for 40.
We'll settle for 35 or something.

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I need to sell this row house anyhow
in the next 30 days, okay? Thanks, bye.

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- Mikity-chikity?
- Hmm?

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If somebody does buy our row house for 35,

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how will we be able
to buy a new row house?

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Hey! In 35 we'll get--

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That's what I'm telling you.

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You don't even get a decent box
of kohl for 35 nowadays.

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- Thirty-five crores!
- Oh! Crores.

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First, just tell me one thing.

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That if I ever go broke…

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will my Twinkle…

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ever live in my simple little house?

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Oh, my mixer grinder.

00:11:08.065 --> 00:11:12.225 align:center
Why did you say that to me?
To hell with the row house, my dear.

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I'd even live in a penthouse for you.

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- Oh, my God!
- But there has to be a rooftop pool.

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All these trivial things
are nothing compared to our love.

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- Baby.
- Hmm?

00:11:24.745 --> 00:11:26.865 align:center
We better always be rich.

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- We can't afford to be poor.
- Okay.

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Okay, then let's sell this row house.
Let's move out of Chumbak Colony.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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Security! Security?

00:11:47.105 --> 00:11:48.545 align:center
Where's the security guard?

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- Aunty Rajni?
- Huh?

00:11:49.745 --> 00:11:51.425 align:center
We have a bigger problem to deal with now.

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Yeah, sometimes the water comes,

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sometimes it doesn't,
now there's a power outage.

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This is all undone.
Poor Munmun had to take a shower

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here again today in Roshni's bathroom.

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Munmun, I hope you had a nice bath?
Enjoyed the shower?

00:12:05.425 --> 00:12:07.665 align:center
Yes, very much.

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Rajni, your body wash is so refreshing.

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Refreshing? Give me my bottle back.

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Leave my house right away! Go!

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- Refreshing!
- I'll see you later!

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Aunty Rajni's so blunt?

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If you can't beat them, join them.

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Security!

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Okay, no. Listen. Listen to me.

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Uh, to solve this problem of ours,
Mr. Wadhwa, our secretary,

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and our domestic don,
Uncle Nari, both of them are at it.

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They're arranging a lawyer for us, huh?
Now please, hear me out.

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In two hours, Adi is shooting an ad,
like he's shooting an ad film with me.

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So what's the issue?

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Uh, the two actors who
were going to shoot with me

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were on their way
and their car met with an accident.

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And the ad has to be shot
in the next two hours.

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- So?
- So…

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I've managed to get one actor.

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But the other one…

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Him?

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Okay, so look, Uncle Kuku.
These are the two characters.

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This nice-looking old gentleman,
he's exactly like you.

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And this, cunning and arrogant-looking man
you see here, he's exactly like Freddy.

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Perfect casting.

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- I don't want to be in your ad.
- You're fighting again?

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I'm doing him a favor
by acting in his ad--

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- Okay, sure, do it as a favor.
- No, one moment, listen.

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I'm not an actor.

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I'm just a pilot.
I don't know anything about acting.

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Please come here, just come here.
I'll explain.

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Come with me, I'll teach you.

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Acting is not very difficult.

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Listen, the more followers you manage
to have on your social media,

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the bigger actor you will be considered.
No one needs to know acting these days.

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- And I have four followers, you know.
- That's amazing.

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Just create
a little bit of controversy on Insta

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and then you're an actor.

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- How about an affair with Munmun?
- Excuse me.

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He's mine. He's personal.
Thank you, leave!

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Come on, come on! Yeah?

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By the way, I never told any of you,
but actually, uh,

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I can do a great
Sunny Deol impression, you know.

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- Oh, well done!
- Would you like to see?

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- Yeah. Of course.
- Please, please.

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Yeah! Excuse me.

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Date after date! Date after date!
Date after date!

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All I get is dates, Your Honor!
I never get justice!

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- He's asking for justice.
- Dharmendra?

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Yes, fake Sunny!

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When my mamma's two-and-a-half-kilo hand
lands on my Hutoxi,

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Hutoxi doesn't cry, she's forced to fly!

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- It was nice, it was nice!
- Thank you.

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All right, now do Sunny Deol.

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I'm a better actor than you for sure.

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Now you two please don't start
fighting again, okay?

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Okay. Okay. Let's start!

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"On one hand, the bitterness
between age-old friends grew."

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" While on the other hand, the colony
was about to face a heap of problems."

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Hello? Bye-Bye Electricity office?

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Come on, do it a little faster.

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- Huh? Who?
- Who?

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Really? Oh, God!

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Okay, okay. No, no, no.
Just be careful, okay?

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Careful, all right. Bye-bye, thank you.

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Huh? What? What… what did he say?

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What did he say?

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Oh, this was a bloody wrong number.

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The electricity board people
aren't answering my calls.

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All of this is being done
by the government officials.

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They're doing it on purpose, so that they
can get hold of our colony's land.

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- Isn't it? Tell me, tell me.
- Yeah.

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Three bathrooms in our house
are overflowing. Can you imagine!

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Hello, guys! Follow me.

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The bathrooms reminded me,
if the electricity doesn't come,

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how will all of us
play cards next Saturday?

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How did the bathroom remind you of this?

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Flush! Obviously.

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Even if the power comes back,

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playing poker won't be fun
if Micky and Twinkle aren't there.

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- Yeah!
- Poker and all is still okay.

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But, guys,
if we lose tomorrow's court case,

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then our Chumbak Colony
will be taken away from us forever.

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They can't just take it away from us.

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Chumbak Colony is our home!

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You guys wait and watch!

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Tomorrow in the high court, Uncle Nari

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will surely turn
the whole case in our favor.

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Roll camera! Roll sound!
Ratnapriya Diamonds, take one!

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And action!

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May I help you, sir?

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Yes! I'd like to buy a ring
for my dear wife!

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Excuse me!

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You want me to come now?

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Open the door!

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Thank you, buddy!

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Listen, Uncle Kuku!

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You can't talk to the green guy!

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Of course I can do that. Thank you, buddy!

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I mean, that man is not visible to you.

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What do you mean? Not visible?

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I can such see a tall green guy,
you can't see him?

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Okay, yeah. You see him. All right.

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It's okay. Please, moving on.

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Can't see him? What a worthless director!

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Come on, shut up!
What are you laughing at?

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Dialogue, dialogue.

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Madam, madam, friendship.
Do you have that ring?

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- Cut! Cut! Cut!
- What?

00:16:55.825 --> 00:16:58.745 align:center
We're trying to shoot here.
Why are you interrupting us now?

00:16:58.825 --> 00:17:00.705 align:center
Uncle, you need to be more natural.

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You're playing the character Lakhanpal,
who's very old.

00:17:03.545 --> 00:17:05.345 align:center
Yeah, yeah!

00:17:06.345 --> 00:17:09.745 align:center
No, no, he's not that old either.
You just remain how old you are.

00:17:09.825 --> 00:17:10.985 align:center
Mm-hmm.

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You need to say the dialogue

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written under the name,
Lakhanpal. A little naturally.

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Take 21! Start sound.

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- Roll camera!
- Action!

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Who's the director here?

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Madam, madam, friendship.
Do you have that ring?

00:17:27.785 --> 00:17:28.865 align:center
Here it is.

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Teardrop, solit--

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- You messed up my acting!
- He forgot!

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Here it is. Teardrop solitaire.

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A hero amongst heroes!
Making charges, zero!

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- Oh, wow!
- Oh, my son!

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- Oh, my father?
- Oh, my son!

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Oh, my father?

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- Excuse me, that's my line.
- But--

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- Please don't disturb me.
- Yeah.

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My son, I want to buy this ring
and give it to Kareena.

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And I'll tell her to keep it safe.

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What is he saying?

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But why give it to her?

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- Because she has a safe, right?
- <i>Wow.</i>

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"Safe." Saif Ali Khan! Saif!

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- Good one, right?
- Cut!

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Cut! Uncle!

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Uncle Kuku, what are you saying?
None of this is written in the script.

00:18:15.465 --> 00:18:18.345 align:center
You had written only one dialogue for me.
So I added my own lines.

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You can't do that.

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I've come all the way
just to say one dialogue?

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What does distance
have to do with the dialogue?

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Been sitting here for two hours.

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We're not complaining.
There's no tea or snacks.

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They just give us sandwiches
and that damn ice cream.

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What the hell are you laughing at, Freddy?
Why don't you just shut up?

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I'm not laughing.

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I'm actually crying.

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You guys never see me crying, do you?

00:18:45.505 --> 00:18:47.825 align:center
Because I'm laughing all the time.

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My heart breaks too, you know.

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We used to be such amazing friends, guys.

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We would all laugh together.
Make fun of each other.

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Hey, how much you used to make me laugh.

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Always made me laugh at the wrong time
with that linguine and that gun.

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I can't do this any longer.

00:19:09.625 --> 00:19:11.545 align:center
We've started hating each other now.

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All of us just hate each other.

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- Hey, Friday! What? Who hates whom?
- We all do.

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Look there. Look at that woman.

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The two of us just got a divorce.

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Does that mean this woman hates me? Huh?

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Even today she changes my diaper and then
immediately makes dessert for me.

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With such big diamonds.

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Carrot, Uncle, carrot.

00:19:42.905 --> 00:19:46.945 align:center
Yeah, so diamonds are always
weighed in carats, okay? Dumb-endra!

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Friday, come on!

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Take a look at us.

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You see? We used to be husband and wife.

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But now, we're the best of friends.

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Our relationship changed,
but our attachment hasn't changed.

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Yeah.

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Even though you say the right thing
at the wrong time

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and the wrong thing at the right time.

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After so many years today, you just said
the right thing at the right time.

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Freddy.

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I'm sorry.

00:20:29.145 --> 00:20:30.505 align:center
I'm-I'm, I'm really sorry.

00:20:32.545 --> 00:20:34.105 align:center
Yeah, I'm sorry as well.

00:20:34.185 --> 00:20:37.105 align:center
Yeah, so then, I'm really, super sorry.

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All right, Adi, shall we shoot?

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- Take 27!
- Start sound!

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- Roll camera!
- Action!

00:20:49.625 --> 00:20:52.385 align:center
Ratnapriya Diamonds
presents the friendship ring.

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- Because friendship is…
- Forever!

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Friendship is a diamond,
a bond that ends never!

00:21:01.665 --> 00:21:05.425 align:center
Diamonds and friendships,
both are forever!

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Hello, Mr. Ronit? I've just got an idea.

00:21:19.425 --> 00:21:22.225 align:center
Can you please come to Priyanka's house
tomorrow morning?

00:21:22.305 --> 00:21:24.625 align:center
I have some jewelry and I need your help.

00:21:25.465 --> 00:21:26.305 align:center
Yeah?

00:21:26.945 --> 00:21:28.545 align:center
Okay. Thank you. Okay.

00:22:03.545 --> 00:22:05.385 align:center
Okay. Now, listen to me.

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Tell them, tell them.

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Careful with that.
That's my favorite couch.

00:22:09.305 --> 00:22:10.905 align:center
Hey! Hey!

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Bloody parasite! Where are they
taking all the furniture and leaving?

00:22:13.625 --> 00:22:14.745 align:center
We're selling this row house

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and moving to your illegal penthouse.
Let's go, Mickity!

00:22:17.265 --> 00:22:20.785 align:center
No, baby girl. I won't let you,
you can't sell this row house!

00:22:20.865 --> 00:22:22.185 align:center
Just hold on, Dad.

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Whether I sell this row house
or not, that is a personal--

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Shut up, you little pip-squeak.

00:22:27.225 --> 00:22:29.825 align:center
You better delete the ad
to sell this row house right now.

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- Or I'll shoot you in the head!
- Hey!

00:22:32.105 --> 00:22:35.785 align:center
Daddy! You're going to have to
shoot me first to get to him.

00:22:35.865 --> 00:22:38.425 align:center
- Baby girl, move out of the way.
- I won't move.

00:22:38.505 --> 00:22:39.785 align:center
Otherwise, I'll shoot you
in the head as well.

00:22:39.865 --> 00:22:41.545 align:center
- All right, I'll move.
- Hey!

00:22:41.625 --> 00:22:42.825 align:center
Now shoot him and show me.

00:22:42.905 --> 00:22:46.185 align:center
I dare you to shoot just one bullet
at his chest right now.

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All right! Just delete that ad right away.
I'll count to three. One--

00:22:50.785 --> 00:22:51.825 align:center
Look, Daddy.

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Two…

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- Daddy?
- He forgot to say three.

00:22:56.025 --> 00:22:56.865 align:center
- Idiot!
- Daddy?

00:22:56.945 --> 00:22:57.945 align:center
Oh, my God!

00:22:58.025 --> 00:23:00.625 align:center
Did the bullet go the other way.
He didn't even count to three.

00:23:00.705 --> 00:23:01.785 align:center
He should've waited till three.

00:23:01.865 --> 00:23:04.465 align:center
- Stop! Make him sit!
- Drink it, it's on the rocks.

00:23:04.545 --> 00:23:09.345 align:center
Don't give him a drink, make him sit down.
Daddy? Daddy? Daddy. Daddy?

00:23:09.425 --> 00:23:11.505 align:center
- Is it a heart attack?
- No, I think it's a stroke.

00:23:11.585 --> 00:23:13.145 align:center
- Then, it's fine.
- No. It's not fine.

00:23:13.905 --> 00:23:15.945 align:center
Do one thing.
Let's get the security guard here,

00:23:16.025 --> 00:23:18.105 align:center
put Daddy in our car and take him with us.

00:23:18.185 --> 00:23:19.145 align:center
Let's go, come on, hurry up.

00:23:19.225 --> 00:23:20.705 align:center
Oh, hi, Ronit, please come tomorrow.

00:23:20.785 --> 00:23:23.185 align:center
- Why are you here?
- Daddy's dying right now.

00:23:23.265 --> 00:23:25.905 align:center
Is the old man's stroke gone?
Why are they dancing?

00:25:04.585 --> 00:25:06.785 align:center
Can we all please forgive each other?

00:25:06.865 --> 00:25:09.105 align:center
And make our Chumbak Colony like the way

00:25:09.185 --> 00:25:11.465 align:center
it used to be
in the good old days? Please?

00:25:12.585 --> 00:25:14.825 align:center
Of course, Aunty Rajni.
Whoever is at fault,

00:25:14.905 --> 00:25:17.345 align:center
no matter who has been misunderstood,

00:25:17.425 --> 00:25:18.905 align:center
but I shouldn't have been stubborn.

00:25:18.985 --> 00:25:20.745 align:center
I shouldn't have stretched
this whole issue so much.

00:25:20.825 --> 00:25:22.665 align:center
That's why, I'm sorry.

00:25:24.385 --> 00:25:27.425 align:center
- All right, I'm also sorry.
- Sorry, guys!

00:25:27.505 --> 00:25:30.665 align:center
So then let's give each other
those friendship rings?

00:25:30.745 --> 00:25:32.985 align:center
Where will we get
those friendship rings from?

00:25:33.905 --> 00:25:37.505 align:center
We'll get them.
Mr. Ronit has arranged for them.

00:25:37.585 --> 00:25:40.545 align:center
Ratnapriya Diamonds.
The hero amongst heroes.

00:25:40.625 --> 00:25:42.785 align:center
- Because…
- Friendship is forever.

00:25:42.865 --> 00:25:43.985 align:center
Forever.

00:25:44.865 --> 00:25:48.345 align:center
So, you rascal! Are you ready
to be my BFF once again?

00:25:48.985 --> 00:25:50.865 align:center
Okay, rascal!

00:25:50.945 --> 00:25:52.905 align:center
Okay. Time for me
to give you the diamond ring.

00:25:52.985 --> 00:25:54.225 align:center
I'm feeling generous today.

00:25:54.305 --> 00:25:57.025 align:center
Hey, hey, hey. Hold on a second.
Let me shoot this.

00:25:58.705 --> 00:25:59.905 align:center
Oh, wow!

00:25:59.985 --> 00:26:01.305 align:center
- Oh.
- Okay, guys!

00:26:01.385 --> 00:26:02.865 align:center
You came prepared with rings and all?

00:26:02.945 --> 00:26:04.945 align:center
Here you go. Sir's illegal gun.
Shoot everyone.

00:26:06.625 --> 00:26:08.385 align:center
Hey, not with a gun, with this.

00:26:08.465 --> 00:26:11.625 align:center
You're the one who said you wanted
to shoot, so I got you a gun.

00:26:11.705 --> 00:26:12.625 align:center
- Come on!
- Yeah!

00:26:12.705 --> 00:26:13.745 align:center
Action!

00:26:31.545 --> 00:26:35.505 align:center
And cut! Got it!

00:26:35.585 --> 00:26:36.865 align:center
Yay!

00:26:38.145 --> 00:26:39.825 align:center
- Mika-Chika, darling-Chika!
- Yes?

00:26:39.905 --> 00:26:42.745 align:center
We're not going to sell
our Chumbak Colony row house, okay?

00:26:42.825 --> 00:26:44.225 align:center
Don't have to worry about that,

00:26:44.305 --> 00:26:46.585 align:center
because Chumbak Colony
is being demolished next month.

00:26:46.665 --> 00:26:48.065 align:center
Huh? What?

00:26:48.145 --> 00:26:51.985 align:center
Yeah, when Priyanka ma'am was teaching
all of us how to dance yesterday…

00:26:52.065 --> 00:26:53.305 align:center
That moment when Rajni ma'am

00:26:53.385 --> 00:26:55.825 align:center
and Ronit sir had bought these rings
and they paid with real money…

00:26:55.905 --> 00:26:56.945 align:center
Yeah?

00:26:57.025 --> 00:27:00.585 align:center
…that's when Mr. Wadhwa
had called on Nari sir's phone.

00:27:00.665 --> 00:27:03.585 align:center
So I answered the call.
And then I heard him say,

00:27:03.665 --> 00:27:05.585 align:center
"Hello, you third-class gangster."

00:27:06.305 --> 00:27:08.825 align:center
You couldn't do anything.
We have just lost the case.

00:27:10.785 --> 00:27:13.025 align:center
And it's been proven that Chumbak Colony

00:27:13.105 --> 00:27:15.025 align:center
has been built on land
which was a graveyard.

00:27:15.105 --> 00:27:16.665 align:center
What?

00:27:16.745 --> 00:27:18.585 align:center
Vishnusharman, why didn't you
tell us about it before?

00:27:18.665 --> 00:27:21.345 align:center
- Yeah!
- I sent a message to sir immediately.

00:27:22.345 --> 00:27:23.905 align:center
But his phone was in your pocket.

00:27:24.825 --> 00:27:27.665 align:center
And you must have sent a reply
to your own message yourself.

00:27:28.505 --> 00:27:32.345 align:center
Thank you, the most talented
and most sincere son Vishnusharman.

00:27:32.425 --> 00:27:34.105 align:center
You've gone beyond, right?

00:27:34.185 --> 00:27:35.945 align:center
How did you know all that?

00:27:36.905 --> 00:27:38.665 align:center
I had only told Mr. Kuku about it.

00:27:39.665 --> 00:27:40.865 align:center
Hi!

00:27:41.785 --> 00:27:44.945 align:center
This means that in one month our colony
will be demolished? Tell me.

00:27:45.025 --> 00:27:47.505 align:center
Hey, Sri Lanka! It's not like that.

00:27:47.585 --> 00:27:50.385 align:center
The government has taken
the case against us.

00:27:50.465 --> 00:27:52.505 align:center
- They've just fast-tracked it.
- So?

00:27:52.585 --> 00:27:55.785 align:center
So after one month,
our colony is not getting demolished.

00:27:58.505 --> 00:27:59.625 align:center
- When?
- When?

00:27:59.705 --> 00:28:04.105 align:center
Sir, please read this and tell us when
the demolition is. Your voice is better.

00:28:04.985 --> 00:28:07.945 align:center
Look, this message had also come
on sir's phone.

00:28:11.305 --> 00:28:12.345 align:center
- Speak up.
- Tell us!

00:28:12.425 --> 00:28:13.985 align:center
In how many days? Tell me.

00:28:14.065 --> 00:28:16.625 align:center
How much time do we have left?
Come on, tell us quick.

00:28:17.705 --> 00:28:20.105 align:center
- When is it happening?
- Tell us.

00:28:20.185 --> 00:28:21.665 align:center
Is he going to tell us in the next season?

00:28:21.745 --> 00:28:22.865 align:center
When are they demolishing it?

00:28:22.945 --> 00:28:24.105 align:center
Tomorrow.

00:28:24.825 --> 00:28:28.985 align:center
The officers will be here
to seal Chumbak Colony.

00:28:30.665 --> 00:28:32.785 align:center
And the evacuation begins tomorrow.

00:28:32.865 --> 00:28:35.385 align:center
Our Chumbak Colony is gone forever.

00:28:51.145 --> 00:28:53.265 align:center
That's the end of Book One.

00:28:55.425 --> 00:28:58.305 align:center
Superb!

00:28:59.305 --> 00:29:01.265 align:center
Thank you, guys! Thank you so much!

00:29:01.345 --> 00:29:04.385 align:center
Ladies and gentlemen,
with that, we conclude tonight's--

00:29:04.465 --> 00:29:06.425 align:center
Hey, stop it, buddy. Hold on a second!

00:29:06.505 --> 00:29:09.625 align:center
Listen, madam, they're all residents
of Chumbak Colony.

00:29:09.705 --> 00:29:13.905 align:center
All of them, obviously, know what is going
to happen next, but who will tell us?

00:29:15.025 --> 00:29:17.905 align:center
Yes, you should
start writing the sequel to this.

00:29:19.145 --> 00:29:20.025 align:center
Well…

00:29:26.585 --> 00:29:27.505 align:center
- Hey!
- What?

00:29:27.585 --> 00:29:29.985 align:center
When did she write this?
She never tells us anything.

