WEBVTT 00:24.865 --> 00:28.705 Uncle Kuku, Uncle Kuku, be careful! The thief has my knife in his hand. 00:28.785 --> 00:30.425 He came to steal a knife? 00:30.505 --> 00:33.305 You get brand-new knives out there for just 50 rupees. 00:33.385 --> 00:34.665 He didn't come for the knife. 00:34.745 --> 00:37.545 He just came to cut me up a little with that knife. That's it. 00:37.625 --> 00:38.745 You call this a little cut? 00:38.825 --> 00:41.585 You're bleeding so much. This looks like a very deep wound. 00:41.665 --> 00:43.665 Why isn't Micky here yet? 00:43.745 --> 00:45.065 He, uh… 00:45.145 --> 00:47.545 He, he, he, what he? Enough of your fighting. 00:47.625 --> 00:50.305 I'll deal with Micky now! 00:50.385 --> 00:52.185 Hello, Micky? 00:52.265 --> 00:54.265 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're coming. We're on our way. 00:54.345 --> 00:57.745 Aunty, uh, just hear me out. 00:57.825 --> 01:00.185 Actually, uh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I made a mistake. 01:01.505 --> 01:04.025 - All right, but I thought-- - Who's that barking? 01:04.105 --> 01:04.945 Aunty Rajni. 01:05.025 --> 01:06.905 Oh, okay. I thought Priyanka was barking. 01:06.985 --> 01:08.425 - No, no, it's Aunty Rajni. - Hmm. Hmm. 01:08.505 --> 01:09.985 All right, we're coming. 01:10.065 --> 01:10.945 Cheese shashlik? 01:12.625 --> 01:16.305 Oh, my God! Oh, yeah? Okay, okay. We're on our way. 01:16.385 --> 01:18.145 Adi didn't just ring the bell like that. 01:18.225 --> 01:19.985 He's been attacked by someone with a knife. 01:20.065 --> 01:21.785 An attack? That too with a knife? 01:21.865 --> 01:24.305 Yeah, that's what I said, somebody cut him up on his arm. 01:24.385 --> 01:26.145 No, I know what attacked means, you idiot! 01:26.225 --> 01:27.865 Hey, wait, one minute. Shh! 01:27.945 --> 01:30.305 - Hello? - Hello? Freddy? 01:30.385 --> 01:31.705 No, it's Gulshan. Who are you? 01:31.785 --> 01:34.425 It's Dharmendra here, Aunty Gulshan! 01:34.505 --> 01:38.865 Hey, Dharmendra? Then why does it say, "backstabber, traitor." 01:38.945 --> 01:41.585 Why's your number saved like that, huh? 01:42.745 --> 01:44.705 I'll tell you, uh, all that later. 01:44.785 --> 01:47.265 For now, just hurry and reach Adi and Priyanka's house. 01:47.345 --> 01:48.985 He's been attacked with a knife. 01:49.065 --> 01:52.385 Oh, my God! Who stabbed him? Was it Micky or Twinkle? 01:52.465 --> 01:55.465 He must have lost 400-500 liters of blood by now! 01:56.145 --> 01:58.465 We aren't talking about you here. 01:58.545 --> 02:01.745 A normal human body has only seven to eight liters of blood. 02:01.825 --> 02:05.185 Yeah, I mean, the quantity of the blood is a little here and there. 02:05.265 --> 02:06.145 Stop talking and hang up. 02:06.225 --> 02:07.425 Yeah, okay, okay, bye-bye. 02:07.505 --> 02:09.745 What are you waiting for? We need to be there. 02:09.825 --> 02:11.585 Are you going like this? Wearing a petticoat? 02:11.665 --> 02:13.865 No, I'll wear a sari as well. Come on now! 02:13.945 --> 02:17.665 Uh, how do I say it? Mr. Thief, you've stolen what you wanted to. 02:17.745 --> 02:19.385 How can we stop you now? 02:19.945 --> 02:23.665 But, if Mr. Nari Ravjiani arrives here with the police, then-- 02:23.745 --> 02:25.945 Hmm, and I'm here too. 02:26.025 --> 02:29.585 And just like Bruce Lee, I know Kalaripayattu as well. 02:29.665 --> 02:32.265 Only Vidyut Jammwal knows Kalaripayattu. 02:32.345 --> 02:35.345 Vidyut Jammwal. Yeah, and if that boy Vidyut Jammwal comes here-- 02:35.425 --> 02:36.585 Why would he come here? 02:36.665 --> 02:38.145 But then what do I know? 02:38.225 --> 02:40.225 You know how to make my life a living hell. 02:40.305 --> 02:42.105 I know how to make your life a living hell. 02:43.105 --> 02:45.185 Priyanka, quickly get me some bandages. 02:45.265 --> 02:47.185 - Can't find the bandages. - This is so much fun. 02:47.265 --> 02:49.105 You should've told me, I would've brought them. 02:49.185 --> 02:50.905 Mickity, you know Daddy's illegal 24-hour pharmacy? 02:50.985 --> 02:53.025 Where they sell fake medication. 02:53.105 --> 02:55.585 You'll get real bandages there. 02:55.665 --> 02:57.865 Sweety pie, that store is in Darjeeling. It's like-- 02:57.945 --> 03:00.065 So let's go to Darjeeling. We won't talk to each other there. 03:00.145 --> 03:02.465 Should I take the helicopter out? Hmm? 03:02.545 --> 03:05.225 One moment, you all. I have a makeshift bandage. 03:05.305 --> 03:07.145 - Where? - Make it from this petticoat. 03:07.225 --> 03:08.905 Hey? What are you doing? 03:08.985 --> 03:09.865 What do you mean? 03:09.945 --> 03:11.345 - Hurry up! Hurry up! - Hey! 03:11.425 --> 03:13.585 - I'm wearing shorts under this. - Okay. 03:13.665 --> 03:14.945 - Quick, quick. - Yeah, yeah. 03:15.025 --> 03:16.665 - Oh, God! - Here, do it! 03:16.745 --> 03:18.105 - Yes! - Here. 03:18.185 --> 03:19.225 We're not shaving his beard, Dharmendra. 03:19.305 --> 03:21.265 Neither do I want a haircut from any of you. 03:21.345 --> 03:22.745 You all just shut up! 03:23.385 --> 03:24.585 Let him do it. He's a doctor! 03:24.665 --> 03:26.905 - Hey! Hey! - Wait a minute! Why are you tying my hand! 03:26.985 --> 03:30.145 Then you do it! Hot shot doctor! Can't even tie a bandage! 03:30.225 --> 03:31.945 - Hurry up! - The thief is there, Freddy! 03:34.665 --> 03:36.225 Come here, you! 03:40.385 --> 03:41.745 You thief! How dare you steal? 03:41.825 --> 03:44.865 What else would a thief do other than stealing? Hard work and labor? 03:44.945 --> 03:47.265 Yeah, that's also right. 03:47.345 --> 03:48.585 Who-who are you? 03:48.665 --> 03:50.665 - Tell us your name. - Speak up! 03:50.745 --> 03:52.185 Bhoora Lal. 03:52.265 --> 03:54.665 Stop blabbering now. What's your name? Tell us now! 03:54.745 --> 03:56.585 Bhoora Lal, God knows what he's saying. 03:56.665 --> 04:00.225 Bhoora Lal, that's his full name, Uncle Kuku. 04:00.305 --> 04:03.225 By the way, you can also call me King Kong with love, King Kong Kapadia. 04:03.305 --> 04:05.585 Hey! Why would we call you anything with love? 04:05.665 --> 04:06.865 What have you stolen, King Kong? 04:06.945 --> 04:09.025 Let go of my hand, then I'll tell you. 04:09.105 --> 04:11.385 You talk with your mouth, not with your hands. 04:11.465 --> 04:13.545 It's hurting so much. Please. 04:13.625 --> 04:14.785 It should hurt. 04:16.305 --> 04:17.745 - Talk! - I'm really sorry. 04:17.825 --> 04:20.105 That-that knife was by mistake. 04:22.265 --> 04:23.865 - Hey! - Back! 04:23.945 --> 04:27.185 - Ha! - Oh, my God! King Kong vs. Godzilla? 04:29.065 --> 04:32.025 You animal! You scoundrel! You rotten idiot! 04:32.105 --> 04:34.345 You filthy thief! Hutoxi look-alike! 04:34.425 --> 04:36.225 What? 04:36.305 --> 04:37.505 You hid your own passport 04:37.585 --> 04:40.505 and were trying to put the blame on me, you bloody witch! 04:40.585 --> 04:42.985 I'll beat you silly with this rod here today. 04:43.065 --> 04:45.385 I'll beat the pulp out of you. You bloody clown! 04:45.465 --> 04:47.585 You vegetarian bone broth! You scoundrel! 04:47.665 --> 04:50.145 Gulshan, Stop, stop! Stop, stop. I'm here now. 04:50.225 --> 04:52.425 He's here. The domestic don's here. 04:52.505 --> 04:55.025 - Hi, Nari. How are you? - I'm good. Wait, what I'm saying is-- 04:55.105 --> 04:57.705 All that can wait, Nari, first you deal with him! 04:57.785 --> 04:58.745 - He's the thief? - Hmm. 04:58.825 --> 05:00.545 No. There are three, four more thieves over here. 05:00.625 --> 05:03.505 No, no, no. What I mean is I'm here, now, aren't I? Now, now, I'll-- 05:03.585 --> 05:04.505 Yes. Of course. Go! 05:04.585 --> 05:06.745 - You come here. - This is him, the thief! 05:06.825 --> 05:09.785 Oh, my angry old woman! What a star! 05:09.865 --> 05:13.345 Oh, you virus-stricken, son-in-law of mine. 05:14.385 --> 05:19.825 And, Freddy, Dharam, girls. Put aside all of your differences for now. 05:21.745 --> 05:25.625 But the love that you all have for each other, that is very hard to hide. 05:28.745 --> 05:29.585 Never forget that. 05:29.665 --> 05:31.305 Hmm. Nice neighbors. Nice neighbors. 05:35.025 --> 05:36.825 - Thank you. - It's okay, man. 05:36.905 --> 05:39.025 See? And you! 05:39.105 --> 05:40.665 He attacked Adi sir with a knife. 05:41.785 --> 05:44.025 Is that what he asked you to do? What did he explain to you? 05:44.105 --> 05:46.145 That you just need to scare Adi sir! 05:46.745 --> 05:49.185 Just slap him around, so that everybody comes here to help him out. 05:49.265 --> 05:51.785 - And they all unite. - Wait, you put the hit out on me? 05:51.865 --> 05:53.705 A soft hit, but this hitman is useless. 05:53.785 --> 05:55.025 Vishnu, will you shut up? 05:55.105 --> 05:58.625 No, sir, I won't shut up now! Why didn't he follow your instructions? 05:58.705 --> 06:02.385 Sorry, sir. The knife hit him by mistake. From now on, I'll do as you say. 06:02.465 --> 06:05.145 You shut the hell up! Bearded bacteria! 06:05.225 --> 06:06.905 Uh… 06:06.985 --> 06:09.225 Listen, you viral infection! 06:10.305 --> 06:11.985 Try and understand. 06:12.065 --> 06:14.545 You're the one who ended up treating Adi, right? 06:14.625 --> 06:17.545 That's because I'm a doctor. I would have treated anybody. 06:19.545 --> 06:23.305 Also, there used to be a time when these people were my very good friends. 06:23.385 --> 06:25.225 Until I feel it from the heart, 06:25.305 --> 06:27.745 this relationship will never be the same again. 06:27.825 --> 06:29.825 This is a temporary bandage. Go to a hospital 06:29.905 --> 06:31.785 and get yourself patched up properly. 06:31.865 --> 06:34.705 Don't forget to get yourself a tetanus shot. 06:34.785 --> 06:36.465 - Thanks. - Bye. 06:37.185 --> 06:38.025 Bye. 06:38.945 --> 06:40.145 Okay, then bye. 06:41.145 --> 06:42.505 All right, bye from my side too. 06:42.585 --> 06:44.265 - Hey! Shut up! - No. Listen, Mamma. 06:44.345 --> 06:45.345 Freddy? 06:46.705 --> 06:47.865 Just a minute. 06:48.625 --> 06:50.385 - I want to say something now. - Here we go again! 06:51.465 --> 06:54.025 Friendship is like a designer outfit, you know. 06:54.105 --> 06:55.985 Once it's torn, it's gone. 06:56.065 --> 06:57.865 You can try to stitch it or patch it. 06:58.785 --> 07:00.065 But the stitches will always show. 07:02.385 --> 07:04.185 Understand? 07:06.185 --> 07:08.665 I'm done with my dialogue. Let's go, Mickity! 07:21.785 --> 07:23.385 Freddy! 07:25.185 --> 07:26.825 Get out! Freddy! Where are you? 07:26.905 --> 07:28.825 - Hey, Mamma! What happened? - Go. 07:28.905 --> 07:32.825 Freddy, I think our colony has more rats than people that live here. 07:32.905 --> 07:35.185 - Look, there's one right there. - Hey, where is it? 07:35.265 --> 07:36.705 Right over there. 07:36.785 --> 07:38.825 Where do they all come from? Hey, there he goes! 07:38.905 --> 07:40.745 There's definitely a cemetery in the backyard, Freddy. 07:40.825 --> 07:42.225 Oh… 07:42.305 --> 07:44.225 Otherwise, for no reason, the municipality 07:44.305 --> 07:46.385 wouldn't file a case against our beautiful colony. 07:46.465 --> 07:47.305 Freddy. 07:47.385 --> 07:50.585 Go and call the firefighters now! Call the fire brigade! Come on! 07:50.665 --> 07:53.185 Fire brigade? Where? Where's the fire? 07:53.265 --> 07:55.265 There's a fire burning inside my heart. 07:55.345 --> 07:58.145 Then Freddy will… just blow out the fire like that. 07:59.225 --> 08:01.625 Since Mamma has a tiny heart. 08:01.705 --> 08:05.305 - Don't you laugh, you bumbling idiot! - Hey! Hey! 08:05.385 --> 08:07.825 Why? Why are you threatening my Freddy like that? Huh? 08:07.905 --> 08:09.665 - Mamma! - First you tell me. 08:09.745 --> 08:12.305 You hid both your passports yourself, 08:13.465 --> 08:15.825 but you blamed me for your actions, you scoundrel? 08:15.905 --> 08:20.385 Why did you even hide those passports? Say something, you dumb chicken! 08:20.465 --> 08:22.785 Because I did not want to go to Switzerland, okay? 08:27.425 --> 08:31.785 Look, I know, it's an amazing opportunity. 08:31.865 --> 08:34.945 And you wouldn't be there either. So nothing but happiness. 08:36.905 --> 08:38.465 But then… Uh… 08:38.545 --> 08:42.785 But your dear bimbo, Twinkle, won't be there. Hmm? 08:42.865 --> 08:45.625 And Uncle Kuku with his flickering brain will not be there. 08:46.305 --> 08:48.545 The way he laughs. 08:48.625 --> 08:50.465 Aunty Rajni won't be there. 08:53.905 --> 08:56.385 And that cheese shashlik won't be there either. 08:56.465 --> 08:58.265 - And, Mamma. - Yeah. 08:58.345 --> 09:01.985 No, I mean my friends, Adi, Dharam, Micky. None of them will be there. 09:02.065 --> 09:05.665 And the biggest thing, my Mamma won't be there. 09:05.745 --> 09:06.905 Aww. 09:07.945 --> 09:09.945 We don't want to go to Switzerland. 09:10.025 --> 09:12.585 My Mount Titlis is standing right here in front of me. 09:12.665 --> 09:16.425 Oh! My dear Faredoon! 09:17.865 --> 09:20.225 My dear baby chicken! 09:21.105 --> 09:24.465 - And you're my five-layer wedding cake! - Oh. 09:24.545 --> 09:27.505 My lovely 20-kilo biryani cooking pot! 09:27.585 --> 09:29.905 Oh! My dear! My darling! 09:29.985 --> 09:34.505 Uh, one minute, she's standing there all alone! Hutoxi, my dear. 09:35.425 --> 09:37.305 Come here. Come join us. 09:38.105 --> 09:40.745 Come, come, come, dear. Come here. Come here. 09:42.425 --> 09:43.265 - My dear… - Hmm? 09:43.345 --> 09:45.745 …just forget everything and give a hug. 09:47.265 --> 09:48.465 To that courier guy! 09:48.545 --> 09:49.865 Let's go crazy. 09:49.945 --> 09:52.545 Look, poor guy's been waiting there. Go give him a hug. Go. 09:55.425 --> 09:56.865 Go, go, go. Fast. 09:56.945 --> 09:58.905 He's all sweaty, she'll hug him. 10:00.865 --> 10:01.705 She's gone! 10:02.505 --> 10:03.665 Thank you. 10:05.905 --> 10:08.465 - Shh! Shh! - Are you done? Hmm? 10:08.545 --> 10:10.585 Laughed? Happy? 10:10.665 --> 10:12.145 Now you two sit and think, 10:12.225 --> 10:15.145 how do we get that stubborn Micky's ego to melt? Hmm? 10:15.225 --> 10:17.985 Yeah. We'll have to think of something quickly. 10:18.065 --> 10:20.425 - Because Micky's moving out of the colony. - What? 10:20.505 --> 10:23.105 Yeah, he's just posted an ad on the My House app. 10:24.065 --> 10:26.145 "Row house number 1 for sale." 10:26.225 --> 10:27.505 - Oh! - Hmm. 10:28.305 --> 10:31.265 Anthony, ask for 40. We'll settle for 35 or something. 10:31.345 --> 10:35.225 I need to sell this row house anyhow in the next 30 days, okay? Thanks, bye. 10:35.305 --> 10:36.665 - Mikity-chikity? - Hmm? 10:36.745 --> 10:39.385 If somebody does buy our row house for 35, 10:39.465 --> 10:41.585 how will we be able to buy a new row house? 10:42.545 --> 10:44.145 Hey! In 35 we'll get-- 10:44.225 --> 10:45.505 That's what I'm telling you. 10:45.585 --> 10:49.505 You don't even get a decent box of kohl for 35 nowadays. 10:49.585 --> 10:51.945 - Thirty-five crores! - Oh! Crores. 10:52.025 --> 10:53.865 First, just tell me one thing. 10:55.985 --> 10:57.985 That if I ever go broke… 10:58.945 --> 11:00.705 will my Twinkle… 11:00.785 --> 11:02.985 ever live in my simple little house? 11:04.945 --> 11:07.065 Oh, my mixer grinder. 11:08.065 --> 11:12.225 Why did you say that to me? To hell with the row house, my dear. 11:12.305 --> 11:14.465 I'd even live in a penthouse for you. 11:14.545 --> 11:17.825 - Oh, my God! - But there has to be a rooftop pool. 11:17.905 --> 11:21.185 All these trivial things are nothing compared to our love. 11:23.225 --> 11:24.665 - Baby. - Hmm? 11:24.745 --> 11:26.865 We better always be rich. 11:26.945 --> 11:29.545 - We can't afford to be poor. - Okay. 11:30.545 --> 11:33.865 Okay, then let's sell this row house. Let's move out of Chumbak Colony. 11:34.745 --> 11:37.745 - Okay? - Okay. 11:43.505 --> 11:47.025 Security! Security? 11:47.105 --> 11:48.545 Where's the security guard? 11:48.625 --> 11:49.665 - Aunty Rajni? - Huh? 11:49.745 --> 11:51.425 We have a bigger problem to deal with now. 11:51.505 --> 11:53.105 Yeah, sometimes the water comes, 11:53.185 --> 11:55.305 sometimes it doesn't, now there's a power outage. 11:55.385 --> 11:57.945 This is all undone. Poor Munmun had to take a shower 11:58.025 --> 11:59.865 here again today in Roshni's bathroom. 11:59.945 --> 12:04.785 Munmun, I hope you had a nice bath? Enjoyed the shower? 12:05.425 --> 12:07.665 Yes, very much. 12:07.745 --> 12:10.585 Rajni, your body wash is so refreshing. 12:11.225 --> 12:13.905 Refreshing? Give me my bottle back. 12:13.985 --> 12:17.025 Leave my house right away! Go! 12:17.625 --> 12:19.825 - Refreshing! - I'll see you later! 12:19.905 --> 12:21.825 Aunty Rajni's so blunt? 12:22.785 --> 12:24.665 If you can't beat them, join them. 12:24.745 --> 12:25.825 Security! 12:25.905 --> 12:27.345 Okay, no. Listen. Listen to me. 12:27.425 --> 12:30.745 Uh, to solve this problem of ours, Mr. Wadhwa, our secretary, 12:30.825 --> 12:34.105 and our domestic don, Uncle Nari, both of them are at it. 12:34.185 --> 12:37.905 They're arranging a lawyer for us, huh? Now please, hear me out. 12:37.985 --> 12:40.865 In two hours, Adi is shooting an ad, like he's shooting an ad film with me. 12:40.945 --> 12:42.465 So what's the issue? 12:42.545 --> 12:45.305 Uh, the two actors who were going to shoot with me 12:45.385 --> 12:47.705 were on their way and their car met with an accident. 12:47.785 --> 12:49.705 And the ad has to be shot in the next two hours. 12:49.785 --> 12:51.505 - So? - So… 12:52.465 --> 12:54.425 I've managed to get one actor. 12:55.505 --> 12:57.065 But the other one… 12:58.185 --> 12:59.825 Him? 12:59.905 --> 13:02.625 Okay, so look, Uncle Kuku. These are the two characters. 13:02.705 --> 13:05.425 This nice-looking old gentleman, he's exactly like you. 13:05.505 --> 13:10.185 And this, cunning and arrogant-looking man you see here, he's exactly like Freddy. 13:10.265 --> 13:11.265 Perfect casting. 13:11.345 --> 13:14.025 - I don't want to be in your ad. - You're fighting again? 13:14.105 --> 13:16.425 I'm doing him a favor by acting in his ad-- 13:16.505 --> 13:19.745 - Okay, sure, do it as a favor. - No, one moment, listen. 13:19.825 --> 13:20.665 I'm not an actor. 13:20.745 --> 13:23.665 I'm just a pilot. I don't know anything about acting. 13:24.905 --> 13:27.225 Please come here, just come here. I'll explain. 13:27.305 --> 13:29.065 Come with me, I'll teach you. 13:29.145 --> 13:30.505 Acting is not very difficult. 13:30.585 --> 13:35.265 Listen, the more followers you manage to have on your social media, 13:35.345 --> 13:38.425 the bigger actor you will be considered. No one needs to know acting these days. 13:38.505 --> 13:42.825 - And I have four followers, you know. - That's amazing. 13:42.905 --> 13:45.625 Just create a little bit of controversy on Insta 13:45.705 --> 13:47.105 and then you're an actor. 13:47.185 --> 13:49.425 - How about an affair with Munmun? - Excuse me. 13:49.505 --> 13:51.585 He's mine. He's personal. Thank you, leave! 13:51.665 --> 13:52.945 Come on, come on! Yeah? 13:53.025 --> 13:56.385 By the way, I never told any of you, but actually, uh, 13:56.465 --> 13:59.785 I can do a great Sunny Deol impression, you know. 13:59.865 --> 14:01.545 - Oh, well done! - Would you like to see? 14:01.625 --> 14:03.465 - Yeah. Of course. - Please, please. 14:03.545 --> 14:04.625 Yeah! Excuse me. 14:04.705 --> 14:08.345 Date after date! Date after date! Date after date! 14:08.425 --> 14:12.265 All I get is dates, Your Honor! I never get justice! 14:12.345 --> 14:15.305 - He's asking for justice. - Dharmendra? 14:16.625 --> 14:18.705 Yes, fake Sunny! 14:18.785 --> 14:24.585 When my mamma's two-and-a-half-kilo hand lands on my Hutoxi, 14:24.665 --> 14:27.905 Hutoxi doesn't cry, she's forced to fly! 14:27.985 --> 14:29.825 - It was nice, it was nice! - Thank you. 14:29.905 --> 14:31.425 All right, now do Sunny Deol. 14:34.345 --> 14:35.945 I'm a better actor than you for sure. 14:36.025 --> 14:39.305 Now you two please don't start fighting again, okay? 14:40.025 --> 14:41.705 Okay. Okay. Let's start! 14:41.785 --> 14:45.385 "On one hand, the bitterness between age-old friends grew." 14:47.825 --> 14:51.065 " While on the other hand, the colony was about to face a heap of problems." 14:51.705 --> 14:54.825 Hello? Bye-Bye Electricity office? 14:54.905 --> 14:56.705 Come on, do it a little faster. 14:56.785 --> 14:58.505 - Huh? Who? - Who? 14:59.385 --> 15:01.465 Really? Oh, God! 15:02.025 --> 15:04.465 Okay, okay. No, no, no. Just be careful, okay? 15:04.545 --> 15:06.105 Careful, all right. Bye-bye, thank you. 15:06.185 --> 15:07.665 Huh? What? What… what did he say? 15:07.745 --> 15:08.785 What did he say? 15:08.865 --> 15:11.105 Oh, this was a bloody wrong number. 15:11.185 --> 15:14.785 The electricity board people aren't answering my calls. 15:14.865 --> 15:17.225 All of this is being done by the government officials. 15:17.305 --> 15:19.905 They're doing it on purpose, so that they can get hold of our colony's land. 15:19.985 --> 15:22.025 - Isn't it? Tell me, tell me. - Yeah. 15:22.105 --> 15:25.585 Three bathrooms in our house are overflowing. Can you imagine! 15:25.665 --> 15:27.185 Hello, guys! Follow me. 15:27.265 --> 15:30.985 The bathrooms reminded me, if the electricity doesn't come, 15:31.065 --> 15:33.545 how will all of us play cards next Saturday? 15:33.625 --> 15:35.105 How did the bathroom remind you of this? 15:35.185 --> 15:37.265 Flush! Obviously. 15:37.345 --> 15:38.385 Even if the power comes back, 15:38.465 --> 15:40.865 playing poker won't be fun if Micky and Twinkle aren't there. 15:40.945 --> 15:43.265 - Yeah! - Poker and all is still okay. 15:43.345 --> 15:45.785 But, guys, if we lose tomorrow's court case, 15:46.945 --> 15:49.825 then our Chumbak Colony will be taken away from us forever. 15:49.905 --> 15:51.345 They can't just take it away from us. 15:51.425 --> 15:53.025 Chumbak Colony is our home! 15:54.105 --> 15:55.705 You guys wait and watch! 15:55.785 --> 15:58.025 Tomorrow in the high court, Uncle Nari 15:58.105 --> 16:01.585 will surely turn the whole case in our favor. 16:01.665 --> 16:06.625 Roll camera! Roll sound! Ratnapriya Diamonds, take one! 16:07.345 --> 16:08.785 And action! 16:08.865 --> 16:09.865 May I help you, sir? 16:09.945 --> 16:13.465 Yes! I'd like to buy a ring for my dear wife! 16:13.545 --> 16:15.665 Excuse me! 16:15.745 --> 16:17.105 You want me to come now? 16:19.105 --> 16:20.745 Open the door! 16:22.585 --> 16:23.585 Thank you, buddy! 16:24.625 --> 16:25.625 Listen, Uncle Kuku! 16:26.505 --> 16:27.945 You can't talk to the green guy! 16:28.825 --> 16:30.425 Of course I can do that. Thank you, buddy! 16:31.305 --> 16:33.545 I mean, that man is not visible to you. 16:33.625 --> 16:34.825 What do you mean? Not visible? 16:34.905 --> 16:37.425 I can such see a tall green guy, you can't see him? 16:37.505 --> 16:40.505 Okay, yeah. You see him. All right. 16:40.585 --> 16:41.585 It's okay. Please, moving on. 16:41.665 --> 16:44.345 Can't see him? What a worthless director! 16:45.185 --> 16:47.545 Come on, shut up! What are you laughing at? 16:47.625 --> 16:49.985 Dialogue, dialogue. 16:50.065 --> 16:52.625 Madam, madam, friendship. Do you have that ring? 16:53.705 --> 16:55.745 - Cut! Cut! Cut! - What? 16:55.825 --> 16:58.745 We're trying to shoot here. Why are you interrupting us now? 16:58.825 --> 17:00.705 Uncle, you need to be more natural. 17:00.785 --> 17:03.465 You're playing the character Lakhanpal, who's very old. 17:03.545 --> 17:05.345 Yeah, yeah! 17:06.345 --> 17:09.745 No, no, he's not that old either. You just remain how old you are. 17:09.825 --> 17:10.985 Mm-hmm. 17:11.065 --> 17:12.225 You need to say the dialogue 17:12.305 --> 17:14.705 written under the name, Lakhanpal. A little naturally. 17:14.785 --> 17:16.945 Take 21! Start sound. 17:17.025 --> 17:19.425 - Roll camera! - Action! 17:20.425 --> 17:21.665 Who's the director here? 17:22.705 --> 17:25.345 Madam, madam, friendship. Do you have that ring? 17:27.785 --> 17:28.865 Here it is. 17:29.945 --> 17:31.145 Teardrop, solit-- 17:31.985 --> 17:33.545 - You messed up my acting! - He forgot! 17:33.625 --> 17:35.985 Here it is. Teardrop solitaire. 17:36.065 --> 17:39.185 A hero amongst heroes! Making charges, zero! 17:39.265 --> 17:41.865 - Oh, wow! - Oh, my son! 17:41.945 --> 17:44.385 - Oh, my father? - Oh, my son! 17:44.465 --> 17:45.585 Oh, my father? 17:45.665 --> 17:47.065 - Excuse me, that's my line. - But-- 17:47.145 --> 17:49.065 - Please don't disturb me. - Yeah. 17:49.745 --> 17:53.705 My son, I want to buy this ring and give it to Kareena. 17:53.785 --> 17:55.985 And I'll tell her to keep it safe. 17:56.985 --> 17:58.145 What is he saying? 17:58.225 --> 17:59.465 But why give it to her? 17:59.545 --> 18:02.145 - Because she has a safe, right? - Wow. 18:02.225 --> 18:03.785 "Safe." Saif Ali Khan! Saif! 18:07.425 --> 18:08.985 - Good one, right? - Cut! 18:10.345 --> 18:12.305 Cut! Uncle! 18:12.385 --> 18:15.385 Uncle Kuku, what are you saying? None of this is written in the script. 18:15.465 --> 18:18.345 You had written only one dialogue for me. So I added my own lines. 18:18.425 --> 18:19.945 You can't do that. 18:20.025 --> 18:22.545 I've come all the way just to say one dialogue? 18:22.625 --> 18:24.305 What does distance have to do with the dialogue? 18:24.385 --> 18:25.625 Been sitting here for two hours. 18:25.705 --> 18:27.585 We're not complaining. There's no tea or snacks. 18:27.665 --> 18:29.945 They just give us sandwiches and that damn ice cream. 18:30.025 --> 18:32.625 What the hell are you laughing at, Freddy? Why don't you just shut up? 18:35.945 --> 18:37.385 I'm not laughing. 18:38.385 --> 18:41.425 I'm actually crying. 18:43.665 --> 18:45.425 You guys never see me crying, do you? 18:45.505 --> 18:47.825 Because I'm laughing all the time. 18:49.425 --> 18:51.065 My heart breaks too, you know. 18:51.905 --> 18:54.105 We used to be such amazing friends, guys. 18:54.825 --> 18:57.705 We would all laugh together. Make fun of each other. 18:58.505 --> 19:00.905 Hey, how much you used to make me laugh. 19:00.985 --> 19:05.385 Always made me laugh at the wrong time with that linguine and that gun. 19:06.625 --> 19:08.505 I can't do this any longer. 19:09.625 --> 19:11.545 We've started hating each other now. 19:14.225 --> 19:16.145 All of us just hate each other. 19:18.425 --> 19:22.105 - Hey, Friday! What? Who hates whom? - We all do. 19:23.185 --> 19:24.825 Look there. Look at that woman. 19:25.385 --> 19:27.065 The two of us just got a divorce. 19:28.025 --> 19:31.305 Does that mean this woman hates me? Huh? 19:32.465 --> 19:36.505 Even today she changes my diaper and then immediately makes dessert for me. 19:39.065 --> 19:40.905 With such big diamonds. 19:41.745 --> 19:42.825 Carrot, Uncle, carrot. 19:42.905 --> 19:46.945 Yeah, so diamonds are always weighed in carats, okay? Dumb-endra! 19:48.345 --> 19:49.665 Friday, come on! 19:50.865 --> 19:51.785 Take a look at us. 19:51.865 --> 19:54.625 You see? We used to be husband and wife. 19:55.825 --> 19:57.545 But now, we're the best of friends. 20:00.185 --> 20:03.025 Our relationship changed, but our attachment hasn't changed. 20:03.105 --> 20:04.305 Yeah. 20:05.745 --> 20:07.905 Even though you say the right thing at the wrong time 20:07.985 --> 20:09.465 and the wrong thing at the right time. 20:10.825 --> 20:15.825 After so many years today, you just said the right thing at the right time. 20:25.025 --> 20:26.025 Freddy. 20:27.145 --> 20:28.185 I'm sorry. 20:29.145 --> 20:30.505 I'm-I'm, I'm really sorry. 20:32.545 --> 20:34.105 Yeah, I'm sorry as well. 20:34.185 --> 20:37.105 Yeah, so then, I'm really, super sorry. 20:40.025 --> 20:42.145 All right, Adi, shall we shoot? 20:44.585 --> 20:46.745 - Take 27! - Start sound! 20:46.825 --> 20:49.545 - Roll camera! - Action! 20:49.625 --> 20:52.385 Ratnapriya Diamonds presents the friendship ring. 20:53.265 --> 20:55.905 - Because friendship is… - Forever! 20:58.785 --> 21:01.585 Friendship is a diamond, a bond that ends never! 21:01.665 --> 21:05.425 Diamonds and friendships, both are forever! 21:15.345 --> 21:19.345 Hello, Mr. Ronit? I've just got an idea. 21:19.425 --> 21:22.225 Can you please come to Priyanka's house tomorrow morning? 21:22.305 --> 21:24.625 I have some jewelry and I need your help. 21:25.465 --> 21:26.305 Yeah? 21:26.945 --> 21:28.545 Okay. Thank you. Okay. 22:03.545 --> 22:05.385 Okay. Now, listen to me. 22:05.465 --> 22:06.545 Tell them, tell them. 22:07.345 --> 22:09.225 Careful with that. That's my favorite couch. 22:09.305 --> 22:10.905 Hey! Hey! 22:10.985 --> 22:13.545 Bloody parasite! Where are they taking all the furniture and leaving? 22:13.625 --> 22:14.745 We're selling this row house 22:14.825 --> 22:17.185 and moving to your illegal penthouse. Let's go, Mickity! 22:17.265 --> 22:20.785 No, baby girl. I won't let you, you can't sell this row house! 22:20.865 --> 22:22.185 Just hold on, Dad. 22:22.265 --> 22:25.145 Whether I sell this row house or not, that is a personal-- 22:25.225 --> 22:27.145 Shut up, you little pip-squeak. 22:27.225 --> 22:29.825 You better delete the ad to sell this row house right now. 22:29.905 --> 22:32.025 - Or I'll shoot you in the head! - Hey! 22:32.105 --> 22:35.785 Daddy! You're going to have to shoot me first to get to him. 22:35.865 --> 22:38.425 - Baby girl, move out of the way. - I won't move. 22:38.505 --> 22:39.785 Otherwise, I'll shoot you in the head as well. 22:39.865 --> 22:41.545 - All right, I'll move. - Hey! 22:41.625 --> 22:42.825 Now shoot him and show me. 22:42.905 --> 22:46.185 I dare you to shoot just one bullet at his chest right now. 22:46.265 --> 22:50.705 All right! Just delete that ad right away. I'll count to three. One-- 22:50.785 --> 22:51.825 Look, Daddy. 22:52.545 --> 22:53.905 Two… 22:54.585 --> 22:55.945 - Daddy? - He forgot to say three. 22:56.025 --> 22:56.865 - Idiot! - Daddy? 22:56.945 --> 22:57.945 Oh, my God! 22:58.025 --> 23:00.625 Did the bullet go the other way. He didn't even count to three. 23:00.705 --> 23:01.785 He should've waited till three. 23:01.865 --> 23:04.465 - Stop! Make him sit! - Drink it, it's on the rocks. 23:04.545 --> 23:09.345 Don't give him a drink, make him sit down. Daddy? Daddy? Daddy. Daddy? 23:09.425 --> 23:11.505 - Is it a heart attack? - No, I think it's a stroke. 23:11.585 --> 23:13.145 - Then, it's fine. - No. It's not fine. 23:13.905 --> 23:15.945 Do one thing. Let's get the security guard here, 23:16.025 --> 23:18.105 put Daddy in our car and take him with us. 23:18.185 --> 23:19.145 Let's go, come on, hurry up. 23:19.225 --> 23:20.705 Oh, hi, Ronit, please come tomorrow. 23:20.785 --> 23:23.185 - Why are you here? - Daddy's dying right now. 23:23.265 --> 23:25.905 Is the old man's stroke gone? Why are they dancing? 25:04.585 --> 25:06.785 Can we all please forgive each other? 25:06.865 --> 25:09.105 And make our Chumbak Colony like the way 25:09.185 --> 25:11.465 it used to be in the good old days? Please? 25:12.585 --> 25:14.825 Of course, Aunty Rajni. Whoever is at fault, 25:14.905 --> 25:17.345 no matter who has been misunderstood, 25:17.425 --> 25:18.905 but I shouldn't have been stubborn. 25:18.985 --> 25:20.745 I shouldn't have stretched this whole issue so much. 25:20.825 --> 25:22.665 That's why, I'm sorry. 25:24.385 --> 25:27.425 - All right, I'm also sorry. - Sorry, guys! 25:27.505 --> 25:30.665 So then let's give each other those friendship rings? 25:30.745 --> 25:32.985 Where will we get those friendship rings from? 25:33.905 --> 25:37.505 We'll get them. Mr. Ronit has arranged for them. 25:37.585 --> 25:40.545 Ratnapriya Diamonds. The hero amongst heroes. 25:40.625 --> 25:42.785 - Because… - Friendship is forever. 25:42.865 --> 25:43.985 Forever. 25:44.865 --> 25:48.345 So, you rascal! Are you ready to be my BFF once again? 25:48.985 --> 25:50.865 Okay, rascal! 25:50.945 --> 25:52.905 Okay. Time for me to give you the diamond ring. 25:52.985 --> 25:54.225 I'm feeling generous today. 25:54.305 --> 25:57.025 Hey, hey, hey. Hold on a second. Let me shoot this. 25:58.705 --> 25:59.905 Oh, wow! 25:59.985 --> 26:01.305 - Oh. - Okay, guys! 26:01.385 --> 26:02.865 You came prepared with rings and all? 26:02.945 --> 26:04.945 Here you go. Sir's illegal gun. Shoot everyone. 26:06.625 --> 26:08.385 Hey, not with a gun, with this. 26:08.465 --> 26:11.625 You're the one who said you wanted to shoot, so I got you a gun. 26:11.705 --> 26:12.625 - Come on! - Yeah! 26:12.705 --> 26:13.745 Action! 26:31.545 --> 26:35.505 And cut! Got it! 26:35.585 --> 26:36.865 Yay! 26:38.145 --> 26:39.825 - Mika-Chika, darling-Chika! - Yes? 26:39.905 --> 26:42.745 We're not going to sell our Chumbak Colony row house, okay? 26:42.825 --> 26:44.225 Don't have to worry about that, 26:44.305 --> 26:46.585 because Chumbak Colony is being demolished next month. 26:46.665 --> 26:48.065 Huh? What? 26:48.145 --> 26:51.985 Yeah, when Priyanka ma'am was teaching all of us how to dance yesterday… 26:52.065 --> 26:53.305 That moment when Rajni ma'am 26:53.385 --> 26:55.825 and Ronit sir had bought these rings and they paid with real money… 26:55.905 --> 26:56.945 Yeah? 26:57.025 --> 27:00.585 …that's when Mr. Wadhwa had called on Nari sir's phone. 27:00.665 --> 27:03.585 So I answered the call. And then I heard him say, 27:03.665 --> 27:05.585 "Hello, you third-class gangster." 27:06.305 --> 27:08.825 You couldn't do anything. We have just lost the case. 27:10.785 --> 27:13.025 And it's been proven that Chumbak Colony 27:13.105 --> 27:15.025 has been built on land which was a graveyard. 27:15.105 --> 27:16.665 What? 27:16.745 --> 27:18.585 Vishnusharman, why didn't you tell us about it before? 27:18.665 --> 27:21.345 - Yeah! - I sent a message to sir immediately. 27:22.345 --> 27:23.905 But his phone was in your pocket. 27:24.825 --> 27:27.665 And you must have sent a reply to your own message yourself. 27:28.505 --> 27:32.345 Thank you, the most talented and most sincere son Vishnusharman. 27:32.425 --> 27:34.105 You've gone beyond, right? 27:34.185 --> 27:35.945 How did you know all that? 27:36.905 --> 27:38.665 I had only told Mr. Kuku about it. 27:39.665 --> 27:40.865 Hi! 27:41.785 --> 27:44.945 This means that in one month our colony will be demolished? Tell me. 27:45.025 --> 27:47.505 Hey, Sri Lanka! It's not like that. 27:47.585 --> 27:50.385 The government has taken the case against us. 27:50.465 --> 27:52.505 - They've just fast-tracked it. - So? 27:52.585 --> 27:55.785 So after one month, our colony is not getting demolished. 27:58.505 --> 27:59.625 - When? - When? 27:59.705 --> 28:04.105 Sir, please read this and tell us when the demolition is. Your voice is better. 28:04.985 --> 28:07.945 Look, this message had also come on sir's phone. 28:11.305 --> 28:12.345 - Speak up. - Tell us! 28:12.425 --> 28:13.985 In how many days? Tell me. 28:14.065 --> 28:16.625 How much time do we have left? Come on, tell us quick. 28:17.705 --> 28:20.105 - When is it happening? - Tell us. 28:20.185 --> 28:21.665 Is he going to tell us in the next season? 28:21.745 --> 28:22.865 When are they demolishing it? 28:22.945 --> 28:24.105 Tomorrow. 28:24.825 --> 28:28.985 The officers will be here to seal Chumbak Colony. 28:30.665 --> 28:32.785 And the evacuation begins tomorrow. 28:32.865 --> 28:35.385 Our Chumbak Colony is gone forever. 28:51.145 --> 28:53.265 That's the end of Book One. 28:55.425 --> 28:58.305 Superb! 28:59.305 --> 29:01.265 Thank you, guys! Thank you so much! 29:01.345 --> 29:04.385 Ladies and gentlemen, with that, we conclude tonight's-- 29:04.465 --> 29:06.425 Hey, stop it, buddy. Hold on a second! 29:06.505 --> 29:09.625 Listen, madam, they're all residents of Chumbak Colony. 29:09.705 --> 29:13.905 All of them, obviously, know what is going to happen next, but who will tell us? 29:15.025 --> 29:17.905 Yes, you should start writing the sequel to this. 29:19.145 --> 29:20.025 Well… 29:26.585 --> 29:27.505 - Hey! - What? 29:27.585 --> 29:29.985 When did she write this? She never tells us anything.