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Oh!
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- Wait! Look! The emergency bell.
- What?
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Oh, my God, Aunty Rajni
and Uncle Kuku's house.
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- Oh, God, Mamma!
- We'll pray later, let's go!
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- Freddy! What about the whisky bottle?
- Yeah?
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Take it, Mamma, we might need it there.
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- Let's take soda and snacks as well.
- We will have it on the rocks.
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Uncle Kuku, relax.
Open your mouth. Say ahh…
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Uncle Kuku, don't choke yourself.
You can choke Freddy instead.
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Hey! Don't worry,
I'll tell you about it later.
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- Who all you need to choke here.
- Tell me now.
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Micky, up!
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Huh?
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Get up! Move aside.
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Hey!
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What happened to you?
What's happening, Uncle Kuku?
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Huh? Are you breathless? Tell me, tell me.
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Who am I? Who am I? Tell me, tell me.
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Move, I'm the doctor here.
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Hey, just wait a minute. Huh?
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Hey, why are your eyes rolling up?
Uncle Kuku?
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Is this normal suffocation? Or are you
being possessed by some spirit?
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Evil spirit, who are you?
Tell me, tell me. Tell me!
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Hey, Adi.
She'll put even the spirit through hell.
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Who are you?
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- A spirit?
- Yeah, it could be.
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The government says there used to be
a government cemetery on the ground
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where our society is built.
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A government cemetery?
So they used to bury governments here?
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- The whole cabinet?
- Not the government.
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The government made the cemetery,
so people could be buried.
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Oh, shut up, the two of you.
What cemetery?
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We'll deal with
the cemetery problem later.
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- Hurry up, Micky!
- My Mickiti-chickiti will treat him.
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He's a cardiac surgeon, you know!
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Thank you, cutie.
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- Here you go, make him smell this.
- Huh?
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- That's my slipper. No, not my slipper.
- Why not your slipper?
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You're being possessive about your things
like Micky at such a critical moment?
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"My car, my house!"
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I'm saying this because
when I was coming over here,
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I accidentally stepped into dog shit.
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Oh, shit!
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- All right, stop it now, come on!
- Yeah.
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Guys, forget about the slipper.
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Look, Uncle Kuku's eyes are rolling back.
He's choking.
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I think he's a goner.
Start informing the relatives.
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- Send out the white invites.
- Huh?
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Adi, what are you saying?
Micky, please do something?
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Guys, quiet! Quiet, everyone!
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- Uncle Kuku, please stand up for a bit.
- Stand up.
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- Try and stand up for a minute.
- Why? What are you planning?
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Let me try the Heimlich maneuver. Okay?
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Helmet maneuver?
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Hamlet, Hamlet.
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Omelet. Maybe that's what's stuck.
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Ready? One, two, and three!
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- Wow!
- Are you okay?
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Cheers! Cheers!
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Are you feeling better now?
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Here, Kiran, hmm.
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Almond? Here.
One more snack to go with the shrimp.
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Huh? This is a California almond.
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So this was stuck.
It's a very nutritious way to die!
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Kiran, seriously, really good job.
You saved his life.
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It's not a big deal!
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Such emergencies happen
all the time on our flights, every day!
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In fact, you know, the other day,
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a knight from a chess board
got stuck in a woman's throat.
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A knight?
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Like a knight from a chess board?
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Then she must have moved two
and a half paces to go to the lavatory.
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Yeah, like this. Tuk-tuk!
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Bath… room!
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Hey! Just a minute.
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- Really funny!
- Yeah?
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- Flight reminds me.
- What?
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I landed the Bangalore flight--
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- Yeah, we know that.
- Enough!
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- We know all of that!
- Later, later!
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By the way, shouldn't you chew
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your dry fruits properly
before you swallow them?
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And that shop also sends
such humongous almonds all the time.
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What's the name of that store?
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Its name sounds like a horror film.
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Lord, now she's going
to start firing on all cylinders.
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- Bloody Dead Man?
- There she goes.
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Cranium, the Skull?
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The Wicked Witch?
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Twinkle! Who in their right mind
would name their store,
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"The Wicked Witch General Stores?"
Tell me.
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Hmm.
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Uncle Kuku, I need to make sure
that you're absolutely fine.
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Please raise your hands up!
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And give us a big smile.
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Why should I smile for no reason?
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Really? When that witch Munmun
passes by our house,
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you start getting this huge smile
on your face for no reason at all.
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But I do have a reason to smile then.
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You rascal!
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Munmun is a great reason to smile.
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Oh, yeah? And all our friends,
are they not a good reason?
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All of them are here together to help you
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at a moment's notice
because it was an emergency!
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Don't mention it.
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They even forgot about their problems.
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Is that not a reason to smile?
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Don't touch me!
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Hmm.
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You think I'm a stand or something?
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- Let's go.
- So, go.
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- Yeah, leave!
- Let's go.
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Priyanka, let's go.
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Let's go. Bye, bye.
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Dharmendra, let's go.
Where are your slippers?
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- You want a whiff?
- Hey, go! Get lost! Pathetic human!
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- All right, bye.
- Please don't talk to me.
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- Ticket thief!
- Are you coming home or not?
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Or are you leaving for Switzerland
from here itself?
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- Mamma.
- What, Mamma?
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I'll smash this bottle on your head.
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Fraud and Fraudoxi! Let's go home!
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They don't even deserve to go to Nagaland.
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Switzerland.
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The word before land could be
a little here and there. Shut up now!
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What happened?
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Uh, all of them…
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They all left.
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It's okay. We can't stop anybody.
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- Hey, hello, Ruby. How are you?
- I'm fine. Gulshan, did you hear?
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Yes, I heard about it.
I heard the bad news.
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Your husband, Minocher,
he's out of danger, right?
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- He'll live a long life now.
- Exactly! Are you busy, Gulshan?
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Yeah, I'm a little busy.
I was checking some papers here.
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Final exam papers?
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No, no, what final exam?
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I was checking some old newspapers.
Vilas, the scrap dealer is here.
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Fine, I'll talk to you later, huh?
Good luck to you, okay, bye.
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The poor woman's husband survived, Vilas!
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Hey! Weigh them properly, huh?
Vilas, what are you doing?
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I'm doing it properly, madam! It's proper.
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This weighs around four kilos,
and four kilos will fetch you…
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Hurry up!
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- A hundred rupees.
- What? Only 100 rupees?
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Give me the remaining 9,900 rupees.
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9,900 rupees?
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Of course!
These are all very, very old newspapers.
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They're antique newspapers, okay?
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Do you know,
collectors are ready to pay 10,000 a piece
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for this kind of rare newspaper.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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All right! Sell it to them for 10,000.
I'll take your leave.
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Hey, where are you going?
Hold on! Just a minute.
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What a penny pincher! Bloody old miser.
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Take. Now, pay me 200 rupees.
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Take a look.
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It's a vintage limited edition
phone directory, you understand?
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Come on. Give me 200 rupees.
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- Here's your money. Okay.
- All right, thank you.
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Listen, madam,
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if you have some good junk
to give away, please let me know.
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Yeah, yeah, I do have some junk.
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- Yeah?
- But it's asleep right now.
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What do you mean "asleep"?
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Freddy! Where are the passports?
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It's awake now! This old junk will stay
in this house for another 100 years.
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You're so funny, madam.
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Yeah, go now. Go.
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Mamma!
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Freddy, where have you kept the passports.
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On top of the piano. Check there.
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- I can't--
- Mamma.
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Would you like to try my Turkish egg?
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- Would you like to try my royal beating?
- Mamma!
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Move, stay away, stay away!
Don't talk to me, okay?
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Why?
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Did I raise you for this day?
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I carried you in my womb
for almost 20 whole months, remember?
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I think it was nine months, Mamma.
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Yeah, I got the months of carrying you
a little here and there.
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Yeah, but it can't be
so here and there, huh?
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In those 20 all months,
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I would have been able to walk
out of your womb with such swag.
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I won't laugh at it!
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- Mamma! Hey!
- I won't laugh at your joke today!
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I really feel like taking Ravjiani's
gun and shooting Hutoxi now.
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Why me?
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Who else do I shoot?
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How can I shoot my dear Freddy?
He's my only and lonely son.
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I can always get another daughter-in-law!
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Just try dying once.
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Freddy! Vilas!
The scrap newspapers were on the piano.
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But Vilas left with the old newspapers.
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Has he taken the passports by mistake?
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- Vilas!
- Vilas!
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- Oh! Mamma! Mamma! Mamma!
- What is it?
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Do you have any idea
where Vilas may be headed, Mamma?
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Until yesterday I didn't even know that
you two are planning to go to Switzerland.
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Mamma, we won't be able to go anywhere,
if we don't get the passports back.
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- Come on! Vilas!
- Vilas!
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Go! Look for him, hurry up now!
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- Vilas!
- Vilas!
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Dear God!
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I've never asked you for anything
in my life until now.
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Just make sure their passports
remain lost forever.
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I shall go and offer flowers
at your altar.
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Vilas! Vilas! Vilas!
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- Freddy! Freddy.
- Huh?
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Did you find the passports?
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No, I couldn't even find Vilas.
You found the passports?
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I looked through Vilas' entire shop,
I couldn't find them.
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And what the hell!
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You've been selling
used tissue paper as well, Mamma?
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How do I make the scrap heavier then?
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Thank God you don't sell
your used toilet paper as well.
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But have you found the passports or not?
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By looking at my face do you really think
that I've found the passports, Freddy?
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Uh, no.
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Congratulations, Mamma.
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Our visa interview's cancelled!
Switzerland's cancelled!
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The job's cancelled!
Everything's cancelled!
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Now you must be really happy, right?
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Just a minute. What do you mean
Mamma must be really happy now?
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You're talking as if Mamma actually gave
the passports to Vilas on purpose.
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If she had, then you would have
found them at the shop, right?
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You better ask your Mamma what she did?
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So what are you trying to say?
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A lady like me, cultured,
civilized, well-behaved--
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Hey, one second, Mamma.
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Aunty Rajni is calling me. Hello, Aunty!
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Hello, hello, Freddy, Kuku has
locked himself in the bathroom.
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- He's threatening to drink poison.
- What?
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- Uncle Kuku!
- Uncle Kuku!
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- Uncle!
- Uncle Kuku!
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- Open the door.
- I won't open it!
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- But--
- Then can you open this one.
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- Yeah!
- I won't open it!
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Which one do you think he'll open?
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We'll go and knock on that door.
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- Good-bye!
- Hey?
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Listen to me, you better
not be drinking that stuff, huh?
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What shouldn't he drink?
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What's it called?
What do you kill mosquitoes with?
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Fly swatter?
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- A mosquito coil?
- No.
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Potato tortilla.
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Hey! Who kills mosquitoes
with the Spanish omelet, Twinkle?
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Vedant! He takes it,
wack, and then he eats it.
00:12:02.425 --> 00:12:06.265 align:center
We're talking about drinking something,
"Twinkle twinkle little star!"
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- Listen! Listen, please come here!
- Uncle Kuku!
00:12:08.665 --> 00:12:10.465 align:center
- Come here.
- What is it, Manjari?
00:12:10.545 --> 00:12:12.505 align:center
You better not drink that,
"I am gone" spray.
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I will drink it!
00:12:13.545 --> 00:12:14.585 align:center
- No, Uncle!
- Uncle Kuku!
00:12:14.665 --> 00:12:17.985 align:center
Uncle Kuku, listen to me.
Look here, listen to me.
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I had gone to my French cooking class.
I made Gujarati khaman-dhokla there.
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- Khaman-dhokla?
- Yes!
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You went to a French cooking class
and cooked something Indian?
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Yeah, so?
00:12:32.225 --> 00:12:33.945 align:center
It's so difficult to say these,
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then imagine how difficult it is
to make them, Dharmendra.
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Khaman-dhokla is easier, right?
It's easy to say it and easy to make it.
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- Right, Uncle Kuku?
- Yeah.
00:12:41.625 --> 00:12:44.145 align:center
Then you should have taken
some Indian cooking classes.
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I know how to do Indian cooking.
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I wanted to learn French cooking.
Common sense.
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- What a guy!
- Ex-friend.
00:12:53.585 --> 00:12:55.305 align:center
You as well!
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Absolutely right, Quintal.
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Uncle Kuku, open the door.
See, khaman-dhokla.
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- You have the green dip?
- Yeah.
00:13:04.665 --> 00:13:10.145 align:center
Yes! Uncle Kuku, in the Italian class,
Twinkle made the green dip yesterday.
00:13:10.225 --> 00:13:12.545 align:center
Open the door and come out
and enjoy the snacks she made.
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Then we all can sit and talk.
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Come.
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Enough now. I'm tired of your "huh" now.
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We are all done.
00:13:33.345 --> 00:13:35.305 align:center
Now tell us what happened, Uncle Kuku?
00:13:35.385 --> 00:13:37.985 align:center
She makes sense sometimes
and other times she doesn't.
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You know, don't you, Mukri?
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Uh… Mukri?
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And still I've been
tolerating her for years.
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I'm managing myself somehow.
She still keeps scolding me.
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Oh, my God, what do I do?
Where do I go and bash my head?
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He's made my life hell.
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That's all I said to him.
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But why did you?
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I just said to him,
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"Come, let's sit and discuss
the household accounts,"
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so he called the police.
00:14:03.905 --> 00:14:04.905 align:center
The police?
00:14:04.985 --> 00:14:08.905 align:center
Yeah, I told him to note down
100 rupees for laundry.
00:14:09.825 --> 00:14:15.225 align:center
So he typed 1-0-0 on the phone
instead of the calculator and dialed it.
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Is it?
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Yeah, so anyone can make
such a mistake, Aunty Rajni.
00:14:19.865 --> 00:14:20.785 align:center
Really?
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- Yeah.
- Hmm?
00:14:21.945 --> 00:14:25.345 align:center
Look at this, 1-0-0. 1-0-0.
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Both of them look so similar.
00:14:26.865 --> 00:14:28.745 align:center
So he dialed 1-0-0
on the phone by mistake.
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- Cute.
- Right?
00:14:30.705 --> 00:14:33.025 align:center
- Right? Still she's--
- Yeah.
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I don't feel like eating.
And you people are equally bad.
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- I'm leaving!
- Where are you going?
00:14:38.505 --> 00:14:40.425 align:center
- Uncle Kuku!
- I'm very scared now.
00:14:40.505 --> 00:14:42.305 align:center
Uncle Kuku, what are you scared of?
00:14:42.385 --> 00:14:43.745 align:center
I'm very scared now!
00:14:43.825 --> 00:14:46.345 align:center
Now all of you amongst yourselves…
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…keep doing this, uh, all of you.
00:14:49.025 --> 00:14:53.425 align:center
When you're all together and if you
keep talking to each other, I feel like…
00:14:53.505 --> 00:14:56.585 align:center
I feel, uh, we feel like
watchman kind of feeling.
00:14:56.665 --> 00:14:57.705 align:center
Watchman?
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A sense of security.
00:14:59.145 --> 00:15:00.985 align:center
Yeah, security is what I feel.
00:15:01.785 --> 00:15:02.985 align:center
Yeah, true.
00:15:04.065 --> 00:15:07.225 align:center
We initially thought that you are
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like our children
and we are like your parents, but…
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We didn't even realize when you all became
our parents and we became your children.
00:15:19.785 --> 00:15:24.305 align:center
Now if you… You all fight with each other,
it won't feel right.
00:15:27.465 --> 00:15:33.385 align:center
Now I understand when parents separate
what children actually go through.
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Aunty Rajni, Uncle Kuku,
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I will always stand by your side,
no matter what.
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Priyanka, Hutoxi, and Kiran
don't deserve my forgiveness.
00:15:45.825 --> 00:15:50.585 align:center
But, yeah, Adi, Freddy,
and Dharam can be forgiven,
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if they say sorry to me first.
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All right, sorry.
00:16:04.985 --> 00:16:06.985 align:center
You need to apologize with folded hands.
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Forgive me. Sorry.
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Hey, make him lie down on the floor.
00:16:14.785 --> 00:16:19.505 align:center
Rub your nose on the ground,
then sit at my feet and beg.
00:16:21.705 --> 00:16:24.185 align:center
Shall I also chop my head
and offer it to you while I'm at it?
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Even that won't be enough!
00:16:25.385 --> 00:16:28.505 align:center
Yeah, yeah,
so the pot is calling the kettle brown?
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Hey, listen. If you don't know
how it's said, just don't say it, shut up!
00:16:32.425 --> 00:16:34.545 align:center
Hey! You need to shut up, backstabber.
00:16:34.625 --> 00:16:36.065 align:center
I didn't stab anyone, idiot!
00:16:36.145 --> 00:16:38.145 align:center
- Shut up!
- Don't call me names, tell him that.
00:16:38.225 --> 00:16:41.865 align:center
You need to tell yourself that.
And you need to shut up, you backstabber!
00:16:41.945 --> 00:16:43.745 align:center
- Okay, bye!
- Okay, then, bye!
00:16:43.825 --> 00:16:45.785 align:center
Yeah, so bye from my side too. Okay, bye!
00:16:45.865 --> 00:16:47.825 align:center
You don't know how to talk. Shut up!
00:16:47.905 --> 00:16:49.145 align:center
Farewell and buzz off!
00:16:49.225 --> 00:16:51.705 align:center
You're still talking
absolute nonsense, go away!
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Priyanka!
00:17:41.385 --> 00:17:43.185 align:center
- Hmm?
- Baby, wake up!
00:17:43.985 --> 00:17:46.025 align:center
I've told you
there's a burglar in our house.
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What burglar?
00:17:47.305 --> 00:17:49.985 align:center
I haven't asked him yet
what kind of burglar he is,
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is he a local thief
or an international heist master.
00:17:53.145 --> 00:17:56.425 align:center
Is this a part-time job
or is he also a serial killer.
00:17:56.505 --> 00:17:58.545 align:center
I'll ask him all the details once I meet…
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Priyanka!
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Priyanka! Wake up!
00:18:03.945 --> 00:18:06.265 align:center
- What?
- There's a thief in our house.
00:18:06.345 --> 00:18:08.065 align:center
How do you know it's a thief?
00:18:08.145 --> 00:18:10.265 align:center
I heard utensils falling in the kitchen.
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I'm telling you that must be Vedant.
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Must be trying to kill flies
with a frying pan.
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How many times I've told him
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not to squat flies with a frying pan,
it'll get stuck.
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You know what he says,
"It's a non-stick pan."
00:18:19.505 --> 00:18:22.985 align:center
And our Ruhaan, what do I tell you about…
00:18:23.065 --> 00:18:24.385 align:center
Hey!
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- Shh, shh!
- Thief!
00:18:26.145 --> 00:18:27.905 align:center
Who's there? Huh?
00:18:27.985 --> 00:18:30.705 align:center
- Priyanka, wait! Stay behind me.
- Who's over there?
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Listen, I don't get scared
of anything, okay?
00:18:33.145 --> 00:18:36.185 align:center
Yeah! And I've been
a very big choreographer, you know?
00:18:36.265 --> 00:18:37.785 align:center
- Why are you--
- Trust me.
00:18:37.865 --> 00:18:40.825 align:center
I've made very big movie stars
dance on my fingertips.
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The producer didn't pay me.
He was a bigger thief than you are.
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Yeah, now you can come out with your hands
in the air. She's made a valid argument.
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Answer me or you'll have
to deal with my anger.
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What are you here to steal? Huh?
00:18:52.745 --> 00:18:55.145 align:center
Tell me. The biryani hot pot?
00:18:55.225 --> 00:18:56.905 align:center
- An avocado?
- Avocado?
00:18:56.985 --> 00:18:58.225 align:center
An avocado costs 200 rupees.
00:18:58.305 --> 00:19:00.545 align:center
Who would risk his life to break in
and steal avocados?
00:19:00.625 --> 00:19:04.505 align:center
Hold on. Listen, if you're planning
to steal my waffle maker,
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I won't be able to make waffles
for my Adi, okay?
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That won't end well for you.
Tell me, tell me!
00:19:09.105 --> 00:19:10.145 align:center
Why is he not answering?
00:19:10.225 --> 00:19:12.105 align:center
The poor guy's looking for a gap to speak.
00:19:12.185 --> 00:19:14.505 align:center
You need to sneeze
or breathe for him to speak.
00:19:14.585 --> 00:19:17.065 align:center
Hey! There he is!
00:19:17.145 --> 00:19:19.705 align:center
- A thief! A thief, thief!
- Hey, wait, wait!
00:19:19.785 --> 00:19:22.425 align:center
Oh, that's my Swiss knife.
It's very expensive. Put it down!
00:19:22.505 --> 00:19:25.465 align:center
Yeah, she'll give you a cheaper knife,
use that to kill us, okay?
00:19:25.545 --> 00:19:27.025 align:center
This knife is okay! Move back!
00:19:27.105 --> 00:19:30.145 align:center
- Put the knife down! You put it down!
- Hey, Adi! Adi!
00:19:40.225 --> 00:19:42.505 align:center
- Oh, my God! Adi! Adi, please!
- Let me go! I'll kill you!
00:19:42.585 --> 00:19:44.265 align:center
Hey, don't kill him! Please, no!
00:19:44.345 --> 00:19:47.345 align:center
Oh, my God, this idiot's
not letting go of my Swiss knife.
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Adi, please be careful.
I have to cut papaya tomorrow.
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Wow! Mamma! A thief! Can I punch him?
00:19:52.785 --> 00:19:55.785 align:center
May I punch him!
It's, "May I punch him," my son!
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What's the point of sending him
to an expensive school?
00:19:58.185 --> 00:20:02.025 align:center
Priyanka, this is not the time
to correct his grammar? Vedant, you go up.
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- Get my phone out, turn the light on.
- Yeah!
00:20:06.585 --> 00:20:08.505 align:center
Hello, Conflexa! Lights on!
00:20:08.585 --> 00:20:11.065 align:center
Is it neighborliness or is it…
00:20:11.145 --> 00:20:14.265 align:center
Are you deaf?
Lights on, not music. Lights on!
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Yeah, so say it properly!
00:20:16.105 --> 00:20:17.665 align:center
Hit the emergency bell now!
00:20:17.745 --> 00:20:19.025 align:center
- Let go of me!
- Yeah, okay!
00:20:19.105 --> 00:20:20.025 align:center
No way!
00:20:24.145 --> 00:20:25.425 align:center
Cheese shashlik?
00:20:26.145 --> 00:20:28.345 align:center
Who serves cheese shashlik
in the middle of the night?
00:20:28.425 --> 00:20:30.225 align:center
- Should I serve it in the morning?
- Get lost!
00:20:30.305 --> 00:20:31.385 align:center
Go, disappear!
00:20:40.905 --> 00:20:42.705 align:center
- What happened?
- We're not going there.
00:20:42.785 --> 00:20:43.665 align:center
Why?
00:20:44.385 --> 00:20:46.385 align:center
That Adi must have
rung the bell on purpose!
00:20:46.985 --> 00:20:48.385 align:center
Just so that we come together!
00:20:48.465 --> 00:20:50.225 align:center
- Let's go back to bed.
- Okay.
00:20:50.305 --> 00:20:52.705 align:center
No, no, but what if
something is actually wrong?
00:20:52.785 --> 00:20:55.185 align:center
Then they'll ring the bell again,
let's sit here and wait.
00:20:55.265 --> 00:20:57.305 align:center
Listen, Dharmendra, are you sure?
00:20:57.385 --> 00:20:59.025 align:center
We are not going.
00:20:59.905 --> 00:21:00.745 align:center
Fine.
00:21:02.145 --> 00:21:02.985 align:center
Who is it?
00:21:03.785 --> 00:21:05.185 align:center
Who rang the bell?
00:21:06.265 --> 00:21:07.505 align:center
Munmun!
00:21:08.225 --> 00:21:10.865 align:center
Is it you who's ringing the bell?
00:21:10.945 --> 00:21:13.665 align:center
Are you trying to play games with me?
00:21:13.745 --> 00:21:14.865 align:center
Munmun?
00:21:14.945 --> 00:21:17.705 align:center
It's not your dearest Munmun
ringing the doorbell.
00:21:17.785 --> 00:21:18.905 align:center
It's the emergency bell.
00:21:18.985 --> 00:21:19.985 align:center
Come on, hurry up, now!
00:21:20.065 --> 00:21:23.185 align:center
Oh, how will you
be able to help anyone, hurry up.
00:21:23.265 --> 00:21:25.185 align:center
- I'm hurrying up now.
- Oh!
00:21:25.265 --> 00:21:26.665 align:center
Freddy!
00:21:27.425 --> 00:21:29.905 align:center
We heard, we heard!
Our ears work just fine.
00:21:29.985 --> 00:21:32.265 align:center
This emergency bell is ringing
too often now!
00:21:32.345 --> 00:21:33.465 align:center
So then, shall we?
00:21:33.545 --> 00:21:36.265 align:center
- Sure. Mamma, can you get me my shirt?
- Go.
00:21:36.345 --> 00:21:38.785 align:center
Don't you see it's an emergency?
Just wear my jacket.
00:21:39.745 --> 00:21:40.905 align:center
Take this.
00:21:46.265 --> 00:21:47.785 align:center
Hey, Hutoxi, the passports!
00:21:49.145 --> 00:21:51.065 align:center
Mamma, we found the passports.
00:21:55.425 --> 00:21:56.385 align:center
Wait a minute!
00:21:56.465 --> 00:21:58.705 align:center
- Hutoxi…
- Uh…
00:21:58.785 --> 00:22:02.145 align:center
Didn't you say Mamma had lost
these passports deliberately?
00:22:02.865 --> 00:22:05.065 align:center
Then how did they end up in your jacket?
00:22:07.225 --> 00:22:08.105 align:center
What's going on?
00:22:15.545 --> 00:22:17.665 align:center
Hey! Hey! Put the knife down!
00:22:17.745 --> 00:22:20.225 align:center
If my neighbors show up,
they'll beat the crap out of you.
00:22:20.305 --> 00:22:22.305 align:center
Beat me? Why?
I haven't even stolen anything?
00:22:22.385 --> 00:22:24.305 align:center
Really? You're a thief
with an attitude problem!
00:22:24.385 --> 00:22:26.585 align:center
Hey! Move back or I'll carve you up!
00:22:26.665 --> 00:22:29.385 align:center
- Let me go!
- Hey, wait, wait! Where are you going?
00:22:34.305 --> 00:22:37.225 align:center
Sorry, sorry! I… I don't… I don't mean to!
00:22:37.305 --> 00:22:39.665 align:center
"I didn't mean to!"
Why are you confused? Speak clearly!
00:22:39.745 --> 00:22:41.585 align:center
- Yeah. I didn't mean to.
- That's better.
00:22:41.665 --> 00:22:42.665 align:center
Sir! Sir, are you hurt?
00:22:42.745 --> 00:22:44.105 align:center
No, I'm just chilling over here!
00:22:44.185 --> 00:22:47.825 align:center
He's hurt!
And now it's your turn! Bloody burglar!
00:22:47.905 --> 00:22:49.385 align:center
Sorry, madam! Sorry, I'm really sorry!
00:22:49.465 --> 00:22:51.105 align:center
- Hey, Priyanka!
- Huh?
00:22:51.185 --> 00:22:53.665 align:center
I'm dying over here
and you're running after the thief? Oh!
00:23:08.785 --> 00:23:11.065 align:center
End of Chapter 15.