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Apply this.

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What's happening to me, Dr. Micky?

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You were stung by a honey bee.

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That's why you had
a severe allergic reaction.

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But now you are absolutely fine.

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You're a lifesaver, Dr. Micky.

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And them, those three,

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wanted to prove that
you are a cheap womanizer and a two-timer.

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Me?

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Yes, Dr. Micky.

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Sending me here was actually their plan.

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They made me do over-the-top acting
just to come and seduce you.

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But you just saved my life.

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You're my guardian angel, Dr. Micky.

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Oh, my Mickly-prickly-trickly-sickly!

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I love you.

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She loves you?

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Daddy! Get the helicopter,
I need to get to the terrace!

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No! Hey, hey! My almonds and apricot.

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Please, you're mistaken!
There's nothing like that.

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Kiran, Hutoxi, Priyanka! This is not over.

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My peach and plums!

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Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck!

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You guys made
such a pathetic plan, Hutoxi?

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What--

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And that bombshell, soft and mushy,
lissome, Alicia, she could have died.

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And her blood pressure dropped
to 20 by zero, do you know that?

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Her blood pressure had dropped
to 90 by 60, not 20, Mamma.

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I mean, the blood pressure dropped,

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the numbers could be
a little here or there, you goofball!

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- Her numbers are a little here and there.
- Do you know?

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Alicia said "I love you" to me.

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Twinkle misunderstood that
and you know what she was about to do?

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Go on, tell her, Freddy.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Mamma, Twinkle was about to jump off
her terrace and take her own life.

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What! Oh, my God! No!

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So luckily the three of us
reached the terrace in time.

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And we saw the society staff
cleaning the parapet and getting it ready.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute.

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The parapet was being cleaned for what?

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The parapet had pigeon shit, fungus…

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that sticky algae and moss and everything
and made a mess there.

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So, the poor girl couldn't reach it
to jump off of it.

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Yes, Aunty Gulshan. I had to yell to them.

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"Clean the parapet! Clean the parapet!
How do you expect me to kill myself?"

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And to top it, I'm wearing
this white Montier outfit today.

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We can't mess it up, yeah.

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So how could I even get on
to that parapet?

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- Don't even think about it.
- Yeah.

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May death befall on our enemies.
One of them is staring at me right now.

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Mamma!

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- Stop it!
- Oh, Mamma, one-zero.

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- Stop it, okay!
- What are we talking about?

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- Twinkle.
- Hmm.

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- Let's go.
- Yes.

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Micky, please, let me explain.

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Before anything else,
we want to say sorry.

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- Correct.
- Tell him.

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Sorry, sorry.

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There's no need to say it.

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We don't need your apology.

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Before interfering in our married life,

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you guys need to focus
on your married lives.

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Kiran, Hutoxi, and Priyanka,
please don't talk to us ever again.

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Wait a minute!
Mickiti-chickiti, I need to say something.

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Say it.

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Priyanka, Hutoxi, Kiran, the three of you,
please don't talk to us ever again.

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Whatever you want to say,

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just say it through a message
on our Chumbak girls' group.

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I'll definitely reply to it.

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Hey, no, sweetie pie!

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Even if we see Kiran, Hutoxi,
and Priyanka anywhere,

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we really need to ignore them
and just walk away.

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Freddy, Adi, Dharmendra,
listen to me carefully.

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Our friendship is over.

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Yeah, so let's start
ignoring them right away.

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- They are all in front of us? Hmm?
- Okay.

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Like this.

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Do it. Just ignore them.

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- Ignoring so well, huh?
- Micky! Twinkle!

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How are we wrong? Were we wrong, really?

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We tried to take off the blindfold
from Twinkle's eyes.

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How in the world is that wrong, tell me?

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No, but why did you all have to include
that girl Alicia into your plan like that?

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- Huh?
- Excuse me?

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Dream Girl Alicia.

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Hmm. Exactly.

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Man, if that kind of girl comes
and she flirts with you like that,

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even Uncle Jamshed would
stand up from his bed to tango with her.

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Forget Uncle Jamshed,
any man would want to tango with her.

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No, no, my Uncle Jamshed has been in
a coma for two years. He's on ventilator.

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Oh, okay.

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What do you mean
any man would want to tango with her?

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- Why don't you ask Dharmendra?
- Hey!

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- Dharmendra, you tell me.
- Me?

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What are you doing?

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- If that girl Alicia…
- Hmm?

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…were to try all her moves on you,
would you have fallen for her?

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Adi said that, I didn't.

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And you? And you, Adi?

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Would you have fallen for Alicia?
Tell me, tell me.

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- Okay, look.
- Hmm?

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I am not that kind of a person
who'll pursue a woman. Period.

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Yeah, but if Alicia comes on
to me herself, then I'll tell her,

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"You can do whatever you want with me,
but what you're trying to do is wrong."

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"Start."

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- Get up!
- What?

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Everyone, up!

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Freddy, come here.

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Mamma.

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- I'm here.
- Okay.

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So what are the moves that Alicia makes
that will make you boys slip? Hmm?

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Pretend, I'm Alicia. Okay?

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Oh, Freddy, just for once,
please hold me in your arms.

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So?

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So…

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So then I would tell her that

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my clothes are smelling of minced meat
right now, so not right now.

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Oh, Freddy!

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Just this once. Please, just kiss me now.

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Then?

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Now… now I would say,

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Mamma look what this girl
is trying to do to me.

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Hmm.

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Oh, Freddy!

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Just put your hand around my waist,
pull me closer and hold me tight

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and give me some love!

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Then?

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If she does so many things,

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then poor old me
will completely melt, right?

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I will give some love.

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- There we go. He's done.
- Got you!

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Exactly!

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If she does so much,
only then will you guys slip, right?

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Hmm.

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But, Micky? Hmm?

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The moment Alicia came…

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…pink Moscato, Alicia.

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Bang on!

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And all we were trying to do is
to help poor Twinkle.

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Exactly! And that damn Alicia
completely switched sides.

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And our strong friendship,
it's totally ruined.

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Exactly.

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But my dear baby girl,
they're all your best friends.

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When your mother ran away
with that car washer,

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scoundrel Baburao in our half-washed car,

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these girls were the ones
who took such good care of you.

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But why did they accuse
my Micky-chicky-potato-chip-licky

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of being a two-timer?

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- Baby, because this man is a--
- Because what, Daddy? This man is what?

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What kind of trial
does my Mickiti need to go through

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to prove to you that he loves
nobody else but me, Daddy?

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Please tell me, Dad, what do I do?

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Should I keep chanting
"I love you, Twinkle"?

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- Sitting in the Himalayas?
- Oh, my God!

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Wearing only his underwear
in minus 40 degrees,

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standing only on one leg?

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Or should he chop his head off
and offer it at your feet? Tell me.

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Hmm. The second option's better.

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- Hmm.
- It doesn't work for me.

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Then why don't you admit to it?

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Say that your character
is loose like Pappu.

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- Pappu?
- Yeah.

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- Our pet lion?
- Hmm.

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Yeah.

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He got bored of all the lionesses.

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- So you know that Hasmukh, right?
- Our pet hyena?

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Yeah, so he started flirting with her.

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Naughty boy.

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Thank God, that Hasmukh said…

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"Oh! Come on."

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- And she ignored our lion.
- See that?

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Listen, I'm not Pappu, okay?
I am a one-woman man.

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You can send 500 Alicias

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or you can send me
a thousand sweets laced with drugs.

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But you'll always hear me saying this

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that there is space
for only one woman in my life.

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And who's that?

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- You, my peaches and plum.
- Yeah.

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Heard that? Did you hear that?

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And you want me to invite
the three of them to my birthday party?

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My dear, for my sake, just make
one phone call. Just one phone call.

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All right, fine.

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But I'm not calling them.
I'll directly send them an invitation.

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- Yeah. Sure.
- Give me your phone.

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Here.

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Hmm.

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Hello, Adi, I have some work with you.

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That poor girl Twinkle has
sent us invitations with so much love.

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But still these girls
are so angry about things.

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- Our faces are going to stay like this.
- Correct.

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- What, forever?
- Yeah.

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- You guys can go and enjoy the party.
- Hmm.

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You girls are not coming?

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Huh? What's with the tantrums?

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That girl has sent us
invitation cards here.

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They still won't go.

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Uncle Kuku.

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- Have you read the invitation card?
- Yeah.

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- The one we received?
- No, why would I read yours?

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Here. Read this out.
Adi has written this special invitation.

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- "My dear enemy."
- Hmm.

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Thank you.

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"Please don't join us to celebrate
Twinkle's 25th birthday."

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"No RSVP needed,
no gifts from you, please."

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"Your absence will be appreciated
as the most beautiful gift."

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"Your friendships are faulty.
Your sympathy is fake."

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"Please don't come home
for the champagne and cake."

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Champagne and cake.

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- You saw what I did there?
- Yeah, yeah.

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Wow! Wow! So many lines?

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Our invitation said,
"Please, please, come." That's it?

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Hmm.

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- Hey, backstabber!
- Yeah?

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How much money did you charge
to rub salt on our wounds

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and sell your soul
to draft this invitation, huh?

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Hutoxi, please, what are you saying?
I wrote this invitation for free.

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Twinkle is still our best friend, right?

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Mine as well. She's a nice girl.

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Munmun. She's a nice girl. Munmun.

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Baby girl, you sent them
an invitation saying, don't come?

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Yeah, then?

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When I don't want to call someone,

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if I don't send them an uninvite,
won't they feel bad?

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They'll say, "Look at her now."

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"She just told us
over the phone not to come."

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"Didn't even send an uninvite."

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After all, they used to be
my best friends.

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- Yeah, but--
- Vishnusharman, listen.

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You remember to put diesel in the car?

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Baby girl, I went to the petrol pump.
But diesel wasn't available.

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Oh, no.
Then you should have put petrol instead?

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Baby girl, petrol in a diesel car?

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Daddy, I know petrol is
more expensive than diesel.

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Do you really think
I'll worry about saving 20-30 rupees.

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My car is worth one crore.

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- We have the money.
- Of course!

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- I have to go shopping.
- What do you need to buy now?

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Daddy, I don't have
a single new dress to wear.

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Here. Look at this. I'm wearing such
simple dresses to go shopping nowadays.

00:11:42.865 --> 00:11:45.265 align:center
- This is simple?
- Yeah, so?

00:11:45.345 --> 00:11:47.825 align:center
A woman has to endure
so much these days, Daddy.

00:11:47.905 --> 00:11:49.145 align:center
Poor little girl.

00:11:49.225 --> 00:11:51.305 align:center
I still have to discuss
the birthday menu with Freddy

00:11:51.385 --> 00:11:53.545 align:center
and games with Dharmendra.
And I have to inform Adi--

00:11:53.625 --> 00:11:55.345 align:center
One minute, one minute. Hold on.

00:11:55.425 --> 00:11:57.025 align:center
You should cancel all three of them.

00:11:57.105 --> 00:11:58.105 align:center
Why?

00:11:59.745 --> 00:12:02.225 align:center
Adi, Dharam, and Freddy
are not completely innocent either.

00:12:02.305 --> 00:12:04.345 align:center
Not one of them tried to stop their wives.

00:12:05.225 --> 00:12:07.305 align:center
They didn't even think
that this misunderstanding

00:12:07.385 --> 00:12:08.745 align:center
could have cost you your life.

00:12:08.825 --> 00:12:10.025 align:center
How would I live without you?

00:12:13.105 --> 00:12:14.745 align:center
Oh, my cucumber-tomatoes.

00:12:17.505 --> 00:12:18.865 align:center
Promise me.

00:12:18.945 --> 00:12:21.225 align:center
Promise me that
if I happen to die tomorrow,

00:12:21.305 --> 00:12:23.105 align:center
you won't live alone, okay?

00:12:23.185 --> 00:12:24.505 align:center
Within a month or so--

00:12:24.585 --> 00:12:25.825 align:center
No.

00:12:25.905 --> 00:12:28.665 align:center
No, Mickiti,
you have to make a promise to me.

00:12:28.745 --> 00:12:31.225 align:center
If I die, within a month's time,
you will definitely

00:12:31.305 --> 00:12:33.345 align:center
jump off the terrace and kill yourself.

00:12:33.425 --> 00:12:36.785 align:center
- And come join me in heaven, okay?
- Don't worry, I'll push him myself.

00:12:36.865 --> 00:12:38.705 align:center
Thank you, Daddy. Let's go, Daddy.

00:12:38.785 --> 00:12:40.505 align:center
- Yeah, come. Let's go.
- Baby.

00:12:42.665 --> 00:12:45.345 align:center
Sir, what should I do?
Should I put petrol in the diesel car?

00:12:46.145 --> 00:12:47.025 align:center
Try whiskey now.

00:12:47.825 --> 00:12:50.185 align:center
Run a diesel car with whiskey?

00:12:50.265 --> 00:12:52.105 align:center
Pour whiskey in a glass, man, in a glass.

00:12:53.265 --> 00:12:55.905 align:center
He's gone crazy just like the old man.

00:12:58.945 --> 00:12:59.945 align:center
Hey, Micky!

00:13:00.945 --> 00:13:02.505 align:center
Can we all come in?

00:13:02.585 --> 00:13:05.265 align:center
Come. Come, come. My friends, come.

00:13:05.865 --> 00:13:07.425 align:center
Uh, listen, Micky.

00:13:07.505 --> 00:13:09.025 align:center
I heard everything.

00:13:09.105 --> 00:13:11.545 align:center
When Hutoxi, Priyanka, and Kiran
got exposed today,

00:13:11.625 --> 00:13:13.905 align:center
none of you said anything on my behalf

00:13:13.985 --> 00:13:16.705 align:center
and didn't even stand up for me,
I saw everything.

00:13:17.665 --> 00:13:19.585 align:center
Hey, listen to me,
I have to tell you something.

00:13:19.665 --> 00:13:20.705 align:center
Hmm.

00:13:20.785 --> 00:13:23.705 align:center
I don't know about these two
but the moment I found out about it,

00:13:23.785 --> 00:13:25.945 align:center
I was going to run to you
and tell you everything.

00:13:26.025 --> 00:13:28.665 align:center
But then Priyanka tied me to a chair
and then gagged my mouth.

00:13:28.745 --> 00:13:30.505 align:center
Even then, I hopped with the chair

00:13:30.585 --> 00:13:32.905 align:center
and came to you as soon as I could,
didn't I?

00:13:32.985 --> 00:13:35.785 align:center
You are an exception, my brother.

00:13:36.665 --> 00:13:39.825 align:center
Remember, the world cup finals?
I didn't have a ticket?

00:13:39.905 --> 00:13:41.465 align:center
You got them for me.

00:13:42.505 --> 00:13:44.625 align:center
No, no, Micky, see, it's not like that.

00:13:44.705 --> 00:13:47.825 align:center
If you had asked me,
I would have given you the ticket as well.

00:13:47.905 --> 00:13:50.945 align:center
But my ticket got stolen,
so that's why, you know…

00:13:51.025 --> 00:13:52.905 align:center
Adi was the one
who stole your ticket for me.

00:13:54.625 --> 00:13:57.065 align:center
No, no. So…

00:13:57.145 --> 00:13:59.705 align:center
Freddy, you're not that
into the game of cricket, right?

00:13:59.785 --> 00:14:01.745 align:center
That's why I stole the ticket
and gave it to him.

00:14:01.825 --> 00:14:03.345 align:center
Who said I don't like cricket?

00:14:04.265 --> 00:14:06.745 align:center
All right, I may not be interested
in women's cricket,

00:14:06.825 --> 00:14:08.745 align:center
but I do love cricket, okay?

00:14:08.825 --> 00:14:11.865 align:center
Yeah, that is why your tickets
to the women's cricket world cup

00:14:11.945 --> 00:14:13.305 align:center
were stolen by Dharmendra for him.

00:14:14.465 --> 00:14:15.665 align:center
Hey, don't change the topic!

00:14:16.225 --> 00:14:18.225 align:center
None of us went to watch
the women's world cup.

00:14:18.305 --> 00:14:21.625 align:center
No, no, no. Move, move, move.

00:14:21.705 --> 00:14:23.345 align:center
You are mistaken, Freddy.

00:14:24.385 --> 00:14:26.025 align:center
The three of us went there.

00:14:26.625 --> 00:14:30.545 align:center
And you know what, after the match,
Dharmendra introduced us to Shah Rukh…

00:14:30.625 --> 00:14:32.705 align:center
- Shah Rukh?
- And to Aamir, as well.

00:14:34.865 --> 00:14:38.585 align:center
And later, Dharmendra even
took us out for dinner with them.

00:14:38.665 --> 00:14:41.225 align:center
Remember we got the leftovers
packed for Freddy?

00:14:41.305 --> 00:14:43.145 align:center
We just never told you about any of this.

00:14:43.745 --> 00:14:44.825 align:center
How sweet!

00:14:45.505 --> 00:14:46.945 align:center
Fraud! Liar!

00:14:47.905 --> 00:14:51.385 align:center
You guys left me alone in the colony
and you were…

00:14:52.265 --> 00:14:53.185 align:center
And, Dharmendra?

00:14:53.265 --> 00:14:54.345 align:center
Yes, brother?

00:14:54.425 --> 00:14:55.345 align:center
Ticket thief!

00:14:56.505 --> 00:14:58.105 align:center
You should be ashamed of yourself.

00:14:59.065 --> 00:15:00.065 align:center
Ticket thief?

00:15:00.665 --> 00:15:01.545 align:center
I should be ashamed?

00:15:02.545 --> 00:15:05.545 align:center
When you got the order to make
a special cake for the Miss World finals…

00:15:05.625 --> 00:15:06.705 align:center
Hey! Dude, come on, man.

00:15:06.785 --> 00:15:09.745 align:center
…you took us there, didn't you?
Behind Micky's back.

00:15:09.825 --> 00:15:11.905 align:center
- Miss World finals?
- Yeah!

00:15:14.025 --> 00:15:15.465 align:center
Live, live.

00:15:15.545 --> 00:15:17.985 align:center
- Live?
- In the swimsuit round.

00:15:18.065 --> 00:15:20.505 align:center
Girls walked wearing two-piece
swimsuits in front of us.

00:15:20.585 --> 00:15:22.025 align:center
- Shut up!
- My favorite?

00:15:22.105 --> 00:15:23.625 align:center
I know!

00:15:23.705 --> 00:15:25.185 align:center
And what did he say?

00:15:25.265 --> 00:15:27.105 align:center
"You two come along," meaning me and Adi.

00:15:27.185 --> 00:15:28.905 align:center
- "And forget about Micky."
- Forget?

00:15:28.985 --> 00:15:30.905 align:center
Correction.
Not forget him, I said leave him.

00:15:30.985 --> 00:15:33.825 align:center
- Yeah, in a ditch.
- I meant a small ditch not an actual one.

00:15:33.905 --> 00:15:36.225 align:center
- You did say ditch, right?
- Can you shut the hell up now?

00:15:36.305 --> 00:15:37.345 align:center
Fell in the ditch, right?

00:15:37.425 --> 00:15:40.065 align:center
Don't remember saying ditch.
Could have said gutter, but I didn't.

00:15:40.145 --> 00:15:42.145 align:center
- Vishnusharman!
- Coming, coming.

00:15:44.425 --> 00:15:47.185 align:center
<i>And then Micky got drunk</i>
<i>and said something,</i>

00:15:47.265 --> 00:15:49.905 align:center
<i>which created a rift</i>
<i>between the four friends.</i>

00:15:49.985 --> 00:15:53.345 align:center
Wow! Wonderful, Freddy. Wonderful.

00:15:53.425 --> 00:15:55.105 align:center
What kind of a man are you?

00:15:55.185 --> 00:15:58.625 align:center
Whenever you need my car,
how does he come and ask for it?

00:15:58.705 --> 00:16:00.585 align:center
"Micky, can you lend me your car?"

00:16:00.665 --> 00:16:02.505 align:center
- Do I talk like that?
- Yes, yes.

00:16:02.585 --> 00:16:04.785 align:center
And when he wants to party,
what does he say?

00:16:04.865 --> 00:16:07.425 align:center
"Micky, can we party at your place?"

00:16:07.505 --> 00:16:10.545 align:center
All of you, my generosity and big heart

00:16:10.625 --> 00:16:13.105 align:center
have been taken for granted
by all of you all the time.

00:16:13.185 --> 00:16:14.545 align:center
Shame on you!

00:16:14.625 --> 00:16:15.745 align:center
Vishnusharman!

00:16:15.825 --> 00:16:17.945 align:center
Hey! You've had enough.

00:16:18.705 --> 00:16:22.425 align:center
And you've already said a lot of shit
about generosity and your big heart!

00:16:22.505 --> 00:16:24.665 align:center
You have no right
to say anything, Dharmendra.

00:16:24.745 --> 00:16:27.905 align:center
You've literally built your career
on my wife Twinkle's make-up, dude!

00:16:44.745 --> 00:16:46.505 align:center
Lightning and thunder in May?

00:16:46.585 --> 00:16:48.545 align:center
The dialogue he delivered
deserves this effect.

00:16:49.745 --> 00:16:52.065 align:center
There's always a thunder cued
for dialogues like these.

00:16:52.145 --> 00:16:54.905 align:center
It doesn't matter what month it is.
Don't you watch Indian movies?

00:16:54.985 --> 00:16:56.305 align:center
- Sorry, I don't.
- Come on.

00:16:56.385 --> 00:16:58.145 align:center
Now don't mess the rhythm of the scene.

00:16:58.225 --> 00:17:00.105 align:center
Hey! What did you say?

00:17:01.585 --> 00:17:03.385 align:center
On Twinkle's make-up?

00:17:03.465 --> 00:17:07.265 align:center
What have I ever asked Twinkle for?
Huh? What have I asked for?

00:17:07.345 --> 00:17:09.105 align:center
A dozen lipsticks?

00:17:09.185 --> 00:17:11.185 align:center
Lavender eye shadow?

00:17:11.265 --> 00:17:13.065 align:center
- Some foundation?
- Foundation, yeah.

00:17:13.145 --> 00:17:14.825 align:center
- And lip gloss?
- Enough now.

00:17:14.905 --> 00:17:16.905 align:center
No, no. Let me speak up.

00:17:16.985 --> 00:17:20.985 align:center
And when in return he shares his rouge
and his concealer with Twinkle,

00:17:21.065 --> 00:17:23.505 align:center
you've so conveniently forgotten about it?

00:17:24.785 --> 00:17:27.625 align:center
Kohl pencils have been shared
by this elder sister with her younger--

00:17:27.705 --> 00:17:29.825 align:center
Uh, I mean,
elder brother with his younger sister.

00:17:29.905 --> 00:17:31.505 align:center
Hmm.

00:17:31.585 --> 00:17:35.425 align:center
My moon-shaped earrings
and silk saree that I've given her,

00:17:35.505 --> 00:17:37.505 align:center
which she wore
at the Diwali party last year.

00:17:37.585 --> 00:17:39.425 align:center
Enough, enough.

00:17:39.505 --> 00:17:42.225 align:center
He got ready for his shoot
much later, you know?

00:17:42.305 --> 00:17:45.425 align:center
But got Aunty Rajni
and your wife Twinkle ready first.

00:17:46.505 --> 00:17:49.065 align:center
The make-up on the three of them
was so similar

00:17:49.145 --> 00:17:51.745 align:center
that Uncle Kuku
had gotten confused that day.

00:17:51.825 --> 00:17:54.145 align:center
He thought,
"Which one of them is my wife?"

00:17:54.785 --> 00:17:57.425 align:center
"Who should I celebrate with?
Aunty Rajni or…"

00:17:58.265 --> 00:18:00.305 align:center
- Eventually he celebrated alone.
- Yeah.

00:18:00.385 --> 00:18:01.785 align:center
He yelled, "Happy Diwali," to me!

00:18:02.945 --> 00:18:05.345 align:center
And how could you even blame us, Micky?

00:18:05.425 --> 00:18:07.265 align:center
All this womanizing that you do,

00:18:07.345 --> 00:18:10.105 align:center
all the wrong things
that you've always done,

00:18:10.185 --> 00:18:12.225 align:center
we've always stood by you
in solidarity, Micky.

00:18:12.305 --> 00:18:14.265 align:center
He'll explode now.

00:18:14.345 --> 00:18:16.705 align:center
- What womanizing? What affair?
- There he goes. I told you.

00:18:16.785 --> 00:18:18.825 align:center
I have never done anything.

00:18:18.905 --> 00:18:20.345 align:center
- What?
- Yeah.

00:18:21.305 --> 00:18:23.705 align:center
I mean, I do a little bit of flirting.

00:18:23.785 --> 00:18:25.825 align:center
But whenever I try to go any further,

00:18:25.905 --> 00:18:28.425 align:center
I hear nursery rhymes in my ears.

00:18:28.505 --> 00:18:31.585 align:center
<i>Twinkle, Twinkle, your lover </i>

00:18:31.665 --> 00:18:35.105 align:center
<i>She will wonder what you are</i>

00:18:35.185 --> 00:18:37.465 align:center
- I haven't done anything till date.
- Oh, my God!

00:18:37.545 --> 00:18:38.945 align:center
- Are you okay?
- What happened?

00:18:39.025 --> 00:18:40.265 align:center
No, I'm just…

00:18:40.345 --> 00:18:43.145 align:center
You mean you never lit a fire,
but there's still smoke everywhere?

00:18:43.225 --> 00:18:44.745 align:center
Yes.

00:18:44.825 --> 00:18:48.145 align:center
Micky, I looked up to you.
I thought you were such a big stud.

00:18:48.225 --> 00:18:50.385 align:center
I kept comparing myself with you

00:18:50.465 --> 00:18:52.385 align:center
and kept thinking
of myself as a damn loser.

00:18:52.465 --> 00:18:53.425 align:center
That you are.

00:18:53.505 --> 00:18:56.465 align:center
I've never had a girlfriend,
not even a long-distance one.

00:18:56.545 --> 00:18:59.705 align:center
I keep thinking about it
and that has really messed me up.

00:18:59.785 --> 00:19:01.825 align:center
And this, good for nothing, Micky,

00:19:01.905 --> 00:19:04.825 align:center
and the two of you.
Ticket thief! Backstabber!

00:19:04.905 --> 00:19:07.065 align:center
Enough is enough, you glorified chef!
Get out of here!

00:19:07.145 --> 00:19:09.305 align:center
- Kitchen boy, buzz off!
- Don't you dare call me that!

00:19:09.385 --> 00:19:10.985 align:center
- Why shouldn't I?
- Shut up, you actress!

00:19:11.065 --> 00:19:13.025 align:center
Keeps wrapping himself
in women's clothing.

00:19:13.105 --> 00:19:14.625 align:center
Hey, listen, I'm a celebrity, fool!

00:19:14.705 --> 00:19:16.265 align:center
You're a cheap copy of every character.

00:19:16.345 --> 00:19:18.785 align:center
Hey, pan-pusher, move!
Buzz of, bye-bye. Got to hell!

00:19:21.985 --> 00:19:23.105 align:center
- Hi!
- Hi.

00:19:23.185 --> 00:19:25.905 align:center
Chikki, why is everyone
saying bye-bye and leaving?

00:19:25.985 --> 00:19:28.305 align:center
They're all just going off to their homes,
Uncle Kuku.

00:19:28.385 --> 00:19:31.585 align:center
You know you had told me something
really important once. You--

00:19:31.665 --> 00:19:33.545 align:center
- What was that thing?
- Yeah, yeah.

00:19:33.625 --> 00:19:36.785 align:center
I had accidentally landed
the Bangalore flight--

00:19:36.865 --> 00:19:38.025 align:center
No, no, no, Uncle Kuku!

00:19:38.105 --> 00:19:40.065 align:center
No, Uncle, don't say anything.

00:19:40.145 --> 00:19:42.825 align:center
- He's too old for all this.
- No, not that thing.

00:19:42.905 --> 00:19:46.185 align:center
You know you had said
that very important line.

00:19:46.265 --> 00:19:47.625 align:center
That… What was it you said?

00:19:47.705 --> 00:19:50.625 align:center
The ship that stays
through all difficulties,

00:19:50.705 --> 00:19:52.065 align:center
what is that ship called?

00:19:52.865 --> 00:19:54.105 align:center
Yeah, yeah, friendship.

00:19:54.185 --> 00:19:55.665 align:center
Yes.

00:19:55.745 --> 00:19:59.145 align:center
Look what happened to our friendship.
It sank like the <i>Titanic.</i>

00:20:05.225 --> 00:20:07.865 align:center
Yeah, our friendship sunk too.
Yeah? All right, bye-bye now.

00:20:07.945 --> 00:20:09.265 align:center
It sank because of you guys.

00:20:14.225 --> 00:20:16.745 align:center
<i>Friends who were connected</i>
<i>to each other so deeply,</i>

00:20:16.825 --> 00:20:18.785 align:center
<i>started drifting apart one by one.</i>

00:20:18.865 --> 00:20:21.225 align:center
<i>The power of Chumbak Colony</i>
<i>flipped on its head.</i>

00:20:21.305 --> 00:20:25.745 align:center
<i>And then came an unexpected opportunity</i>
<i>for everybody to reunite once again.</i>

00:20:25.825 --> 00:20:27.025 align:center
Feeling better, my darling?

00:20:27.105 --> 00:20:28.825 align:center
- Yes, Mamma, I'm feeling better.
- Okay.

00:20:31.585 --> 00:20:33.345 align:center
Hi, Freddy! Hi, Aunty Gulshan!

00:20:33.425 --> 00:20:34.425 align:center
Hi, my dear!

00:20:35.145 --> 00:20:36.865 align:center
Hi. Oh, nice.

00:20:36.945 --> 00:20:37.945 align:center
Cheer up!

00:20:38.025 --> 00:20:40.905 align:center
Which one of my tickets
have you come to steal now?

00:20:40.985 --> 00:20:43.145 align:center
I've not come to steal.
I've brought you something.

00:20:43.225 --> 00:20:44.425 align:center
It's an international courier.

00:20:44.505 --> 00:20:46.625 align:center
The courier guy
left it at my place by mistake.

00:20:46.705 --> 00:20:49.425 align:center
- Looks like some visa interview thing.
- Freddy!

00:20:52.745 --> 00:20:54.065 align:center
Take it.

00:20:54.145 --> 00:20:55.305 align:center
Thank you.

00:20:55.385 --> 00:20:56.265 align:center
Hutoxi…

00:20:58.105 --> 00:21:00.545 align:center
Mamma, uh, we'll be back in a bit, okay?

00:21:00.625 --> 00:21:02.185 align:center
- Hutoxi.
- Sure, my darling. Go.

00:21:02.265 --> 00:21:03.705 align:center
- Okay, bye.
- What?

00:21:03.785 --> 00:21:05.745 align:center
What's going on? Is it something private?

00:21:06.305 --> 00:21:07.785 align:center
- Freddy!
- Come, come, come.

00:21:07.865 --> 00:21:09.505 align:center
What's happening?

00:21:09.585 --> 00:21:10.745 align:center
You get lost!

00:21:10.825 --> 00:21:13.225 align:center
It's a visa interview letter
for Switzerland.

00:21:16.905 --> 00:21:18.665 align:center
Hey, why is this envelope so dirty?

00:21:18.745 --> 00:21:22.265 align:center
Vedant was killing cockroaches with it,
that must be their blood on it.

00:21:22.345 --> 00:21:24.785 align:center
That's the reason I noticed this thing.

00:21:24.865 --> 00:21:26.145 align:center
Oh, my God, Freddy!

00:21:26.905 --> 00:21:29.825 align:center
Our Switzerland visa appointment
is this Thursday.

00:21:29.905 --> 00:21:32.705 align:center
Yeah. And this letter
had come in a week ago.

00:21:32.785 --> 00:21:34.505 align:center
You're giving it to me now?

00:21:34.585 --> 00:21:38.025 align:center
No, no. A week ago, your renewed passports
came to me by mistake.

00:21:38.105 --> 00:21:39.185 align:center
There you go.

00:21:40.545 --> 00:21:41.865 align:center
Stains on this as well.

00:21:41.945 --> 00:21:44.905 align:center
Some food fell on the floor,
so Vedant used these to scrape it off.

00:21:44.985 --> 00:21:45.945 align:center
That's when I saw them.

00:21:46.025 --> 00:21:48.425 align:center
Go for your appointment.
Just clean the passports a bit.

00:21:48.505 --> 00:21:49.705 align:center
They'll grant you the visa.

00:21:49.785 --> 00:21:51.585 align:center
Hello, everybody!

00:21:52.345 --> 00:21:53.825 align:center
I heard everything.

00:21:53.905 --> 00:21:54.785 align:center
Freddy.

00:21:54.865 --> 00:21:57.305 align:center
- Visa interview for Switzerland? Wow!
- Yes.

00:21:58.865 --> 00:22:01.145 align:center
Are we all going to Switzerland together?

00:22:01.225 --> 00:22:03.825 align:center
Not us. Only Freddy and I are going,
for three years.

00:22:07.665 --> 00:22:11.225 align:center
I will work there
for the Swiss Philharmonic Orchestra.

00:22:11.305 --> 00:22:14.265 align:center
And Freddy will be head chef
at Château des Mo.

00:22:14.345 --> 00:22:16.065 align:center
What happened, Mamma?

00:22:17.145 --> 00:22:19.585 align:center
Why did your eyes pop out like
you're some owl or something?

00:22:19.665 --> 00:22:22.345 align:center
I mean, are you going to fly
and perch on a tree?

00:22:22.425 --> 00:22:25.825 align:center
Freddy is the one who's going to be
hanging on a tree upside down now.

00:22:25.905 --> 00:22:28.145 align:center
You just wait and watch, Hutoxi!

00:22:28.225 --> 00:22:30.345 align:center
Shit! He didn't tell you about it. Did he?

00:22:30.985 --> 00:22:32.145 align:center
Freddy!

00:22:32.225 --> 00:22:33.745 align:center
Freddy! Mamma!

00:22:33.825 --> 00:22:35.745 align:center
Freddy! Where is he?

00:22:36.905 --> 00:22:38.545 align:center
Mamma, you won't fit there. Come.

00:22:38.625 --> 00:22:40.105 align:center
- Yeah, I can't, right?
- Yeah, yeah.

00:22:40.185 --> 00:22:41.065 align:center
The couch is so big.

00:22:41.145 --> 00:22:44.305 align:center
Freddy! Get up! Get up!
Get up, stop acting. Come on!

00:22:44.385 --> 00:22:46.665 align:center
You liar! You ungrateful scoundrel!

00:22:46.745 --> 00:22:47.745 align:center
Get up!

00:22:49.225 --> 00:22:50.905 align:center
What happened, Mamma?

00:22:50.985 --> 00:22:53.305 align:center
What happened?
Do I need to know that the two of you

00:22:53.385 --> 00:22:55.785 align:center
are planning to move to Switzerland
through a letter?

00:22:55.865 --> 00:22:57.505 align:center
I told you, Mamma, I told you.

00:22:57.585 --> 00:23:00.585 align:center
- When? When did you tell me that?
- You have no memory of it?

00:23:00.665 --> 00:23:04.025 align:center
The other day. Remember, I screamed it out
to you from the kitchen window.

00:23:04.105 --> 00:23:08.385 align:center
"Mamma! Mamma, guess what?
We've applied for the visa interview."

00:23:08.465 --> 00:23:11.425 align:center
"Hutoxi and I are moving to Switzerland
for three years."

00:23:11.505 --> 00:23:12.905 align:center
Did you not hear me, Mamma?

00:23:12.985 --> 00:23:15.985 align:center
Was I dead that I couldn't hear
what you said? Huh?

00:23:16.065 --> 00:23:16.905 align:center
You fraud!

00:23:16.985 --> 00:23:20.145 align:center
No, Mamma, you were fit, fine, healthy
and absolutely alive.

00:23:20.225 --> 00:23:22.185 align:center
But you were at the fish market.

00:23:22.265 --> 00:23:23.865 align:center
Why did you have to do it from here?

00:23:23.945 --> 00:23:26.145 align:center
Couldn't you come and shout
at the fish market?

00:23:26.225 --> 00:23:30.585 align:center
No, Mamma, the fish market is so crowded
and there is so much noise over there.

00:23:30.665 --> 00:23:32.945 align:center
You wouldn't have heard me
while you were at the market.

00:23:33.025 --> 00:23:34.705 align:center
That's why I said it at home, Mamma.

00:23:34.785 --> 00:23:37.825 align:center
Freddy, you kept such a big secret
from such a big woman?

00:23:37.905 --> 00:23:39.425 align:center
Hey, you shut up, ticket thief!

00:23:39.505 --> 00:23:41.265 align:center
- Hey! You shut up!
- Mamma!

00:23:41.345 --> 00:23:43.905 align:center
I'll pour this whiskey on your head
and light it on fire!

00:23:43.985 --> 00:23:46.385 align:center
- Whiskey's expensive. Use a club.
- I have more bottles.

00:23:46.465 --> 00:23:48.145 align:center
- Mamma!
- You think you can outrun me?

00:23:48.225 --> 00:23:50.625 align:center
I will follow you till hell
and beat you up! Stop there!

00:23:50.705 --> 00:23:51.945 align:center
Please, no! Relax!

00:23:52.025 --> 00:23:53.385 align:center
Hit him, hit him. Don't leave him!

00:23:53.465 --> 00:23:55.625 align:center
- Hutu?
- Why didn't you tell me about it?

00:23:55.705 --> 00:23:59.625 align:center
No, Mamma, I'm telling you honestly.
I really got worried.

00:24:00.185 --> 00:24:02.705 align:center
I thought if I tell you
about our Switzerland plan,

00:24:02.785 --> 00:24:05.945 align:center
and what if you suddenly
get a panic attack, then?

00:24:06.025 --> 00:24:07.025 align:center
Really?

00:24:07.105 --> 00:24:10.905 align:center
So when we would have left for the airport
with our suitcases and luggage,

00:24:10.985 --> 00:24:13.825 align:center
what would have happened to her
if she found out then, Freddy? Hmm?

00:24:13.905 --> 00:24:15.785 align:center
Panic attack or heart attack?

00:24:15.865 --> 00:24:18.345 align:center
A full and final heart attack for sure.

00:24:18.425 --> 00:24:21.825 align:center
And then I would have died
four or five times more again.

00:24:22.825 --> 00:24:25.465 align:center
No, Mamma. Not four or five times.

00:24:25.545 --> 00:24:27.065 align:center
A person dies only once.

00:24:27.665 --> 00:24:30.465 align:center
Yeah, I mean, the number of deaths
could be a little here and there.

00:24:30.545 --> 00:24:31.425 align:center
It's all right.

00:24:32.745 --> 00:24:34.865 align:center
I'll be left all alone at this age, Adi.

00:24:45.185 --> 00:24:49.265 align:center
Ranjan!

00:24:51.345 --> 00:24:52.905 align:center
<i>End of Chapter 14.</i>