WEBVTT 00:13.465 --> 00:14.545 Apply this. 00:20.345 --> 00:22.825 What's happening to me, Dr. Micky? 00:22.905 --> 00:24.425 You were stung by a honey bee. 00:25.665 --> 00:27.785 That's why you had a severe allergic reaction. 00:27.865 --> 00:29.385 But now you are absolutely fine. 00:31.025 --> 00:32.585 You're a lifesaver, Dr. Micky. 00:34.505 --> 00:36.425 And them, those three, 00:37.265 --> 00:41.385 wanted to prove that you are a cheap womanizer and a two-timer. 00:42.625 --> 00:43.945 Me? 00:53.425 --> 00:54.945 Yes, Dr. Micky. 00:55.025 --> 00:57.345 Sending me here was actually their plan. 00:57.425 --> 01:01.985 They made me do over-the-top acting just to come and seduce you. 01:04.865 --> 01:06.385 But you just saved my life. 01:07.465 --> 01:09.305 You're my guardian angel, Dr. Micky. 01:09.385 --> 01:11.745 Oh, my Mickly-prickly-trickly-sickly! 01:13.345 --> 01:14.465 I love you. 01:20.625 --> 01:21.505 She loves you? 01:25.105 --> 01:27.985 Daddy! Get the helicopter, I need to get to the terrace! 01:28.065 --> 01:30.865 No! Hey, hey! My almonds and apricot. 01:30.945 --> 01:33.705 Please, you're mistaken! There's nothing like that. 01:34.785 --> 01:37.265 Kiran, Hutoxi, Priyanka! This is not over. 01:37.905 --> 01:38.865 My peach and plums! 01:53.985 --> 01:56.385 Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck! 01:56.465 --> 01:58.665 You guys made such a pathetic plan, Hutoxi? 01:59.265 --> 02:00.105 What-- 02:00.185 --> 02:03.465 And that bombshell, soft and mushy, lissome, Alicia, she could have died. 02:03.545 --> 02:07.265 And her blood pressure dropped to 20 by zero, do you know that? 02:08.425 --> 02:11.945 Her blood pressure had dropped to 90 by 60, not 20, Mamma. 02:12.025 --> 02:13.625 I mean, the blood pressure dropped, 02:13.705 --> 02:15.945 the numbers could be a little here or there, you goofball! 02:16.025 --> 02:18.745 - Her numbers are a little here and there. - Do you know? 02:18.825 --> 02:20.345 Alicia said "I love you" to me. 02:20.425 --> 02:23.225 Twinkle misunderstood that and you know what she was about to do? 02:23.305 --> 02:24.305 Go on, tell her, Freddy. 02:24.385 --> 02:25.465 Yeah, yeah. 02:25.545 --> 02:29.225 Mamma, Twinkle was about to jump off her terrace and take her own life. 02:29.305 --> 02:31.625 What! Oh, my God! No! 02:31.705 --> 02:34.825 So luckily the three of us reached the terrace in time. 02:34.905 --> 02:38.625 And we saw the society staff cleaning the parapet and getting it ready. 02:38.705 --> 02:40.185 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 02:40.265 --> 02:42.385 The parapet was being cleaned for what? 02:42.465 --> 02:45.745 The parapet had pigeon shit, fungus… 02:45.825 --> 02:49.505 that sticky algae and moss and everything and made a mess there. 02:49.585 --> 02:51.865 So, the poor girl couldn't reach it to jump off of it. 02:51.945 --> 02:54.465 Yes, Aunty Gulshan. I had to yell to them. 02:54.545 --> 02:59.705 "Clean the parapet! Clean the parapet! How do you expect me to kill myself?" 02:59.785 --> 03:03.745 And to top it, I'm wearing this white Montier outfit today. 03:03.825 --> 03:05.025 We can't mess it up, yeah. 03:05.105 --> 03:07.945 So how could I even get on to that parapet? 03:08.905 --> 03:10.825 - Don't even think about it. - Yeah. 03:10.905 --> 03:14.305 May death befall on our enemies. One of them is staring at me right now. 03:14.945 --> 03:17.825 Mamma! 03:17.905 --> 03:20.745 - Stop it! - Oh, Mamma, one-zero. 03:20.825 --> 03:22.665 - Stop it, okay! - What are we talking about? 03:22.745 --> 03:23.985 - Twinkle. - Hmm. 03:24.065 --> 03:25.305 - Let's go. - Yes. 03:25.385 --> 03:26.745 Micky, please, let me explain. 03:26.825 --> 03:28.345 Before anything else, we want to say sorry. 03:28.425 --> 03:29.425 - Correct. - Tell him. 03:29.505 --> 03:30.505 Sorry, sorry. 03:30.585 --> 03:32.465 There's no need to say it. 03:32.545 --> 03:34.305 We don't need your apology. 03:34.385 --> 03:36.265 Before interfering in our married life, 03:36.345 --> 03:38.145 you guys need to focus on your married lives. 03:41.305 --> 03:44.945 Kiran, Hutoxi, and Priyanka, please don't talk to us ever again. 03:47.825 --> 03:50.225 Wait a minute! Mickiti-chickiti, I need to say something. 03:50.305 --> 03:51.185 Say it. 03:51.265 --> 03:55.345 Priyanka, Hutoxi, Kiran, the three of you, please don't talk to us ever again. 03:57.305 --> 03:58.385 Whatever you want to say, 03:58.465 --> 04:00.785 just say it through a message on our Chumbak girls' group. 04:00.865 --> 04:02.905 I'll definitely reply to it. 04:02.985 --> 04:04.385 Hey, no, sweetie pie! 04:05.425 --> 04:07.905 Even if we see Kiran, Hutoxi, and Priyanka anywhere, 04:08.705 --> 04:11.145 we really need to ignore them and just walk away. 04:11.225 --> 04:14.705 Freddy, Adi, Dharmendra, listen to me carefully. 04:14.785 --> 04:16.305 Our friendship is over. 04:18.385 --> 04:20.745 Yeah, so let's start ignoring them right away. 04:20.825 --> 04:23.145 - They are all in front of us? Hmm? - Okay. 04:23.225 --> 04:24.305 Like this. 04:25.225 --> 04:26.505 Do it. Just ignore them. 04:33.705 --> 04:36.265 - Ignoring so well, huh? - Micky! Twinkle! 04:47.305 --> 04:49.545 How are we wrong? Were we wrong, really? 04:49.625 --> 04:51.985 We tried to take off the blindfold from Twinkle's eyes. 04:52.065 --> 04:53.705 How in the world is that wrong, tell me? 04:53.785 --> 04:59.225 No, but why did you all have to include that girl Alicia into your plan like that? 04:59.305 --> 05:00.145 - Huh? - Excuse me? 05:01.105 --> 05:02.225 Dream Girl Alicia. 05:02.305 --> 05:03.505 Hmm. Exactly. 05:04.305 --> 05:07.505 Man, if that kind of girl comes and she flirts with you like that, 05:07.585 --> 05:10.905 even Uncle Jamshed would stand up from his bed to tango with her. 05:10.985 --> 05:14.385 Forget Uncle Jamshed, any man would want to tango with her. 05:14.465 --> 05:18.825 No, no, my Uncle Jamshed has been in a coma for two years. He's on ventilator. 05:18.905 --> 05:20.025 Oh, okay. 05:20.105 --> 05:22.665 What do you mean any man would want to tango with her? 05:22.745 --> 05:24.905 - Why don't you ask Dharmendra? - Hey! 05:26.745 --> 05:28.745 - Dharmendra, you tell me. - Me? 05:28.825 --> 05:30.025 What are you doing? 05:30.105 --> 05:31.945 - If that girl Alicia… - Hmm? 05:32.025 --> 05:34.785 …were to try all her moves on you, would you have fallen for her? 05:36.025 --> 05:37.385 Adi said that, I didn't. 05:37.465 --> 05:39.145 And you? And you, Adi? 05:39.225 --> 05:41.985 Would you have fallen for Alicia? Tell me, tell me. 05:42.065 --> 05:43.265 - Okay, look. - Hmm? 05:43.345 --> 05:46.745 I am not that kind of a person who'll pursue a woman. Period. 05:47.705 --> 05:50.865 Yeah, but if Alicia comes on to me herself, then I'll tell her, 05:50.945 --> 05:55.385 "You can do whatever you want with me, but what you're trying to do is wrong." 05:55.465 --> 05:56.305 "Start." 05:58.145 --> 05:59.785 - Get up! - What? 05:59.865 --> 06:01.185 Everyone, up! 06:03.745 --> 06:04.665 Freddy, come here. 06:04.745 --> 06:05.745 Mamma. 06:07.185 --> 06:08.745 - I'm here. - Okay. 06:08.825 --> 06:13.505 So what are the moves that Alicia makes that will make you boys slip? Hmm? 06:15.145 --> 06:16.585 Pretend, I'm Alicia. Okay? 06:20.345 --> 06:25.585 Oh, Freddy, just for once, please hold me in your arms. 06:25.665 --> 06:26.505 So? 06:27.825 --> 06:28.865 So… 06:31.145 --> 06:32.345 So then I would tell her that 06:32.425 --> 06:36.105 my clothes are smelling of minced meat right now, so not right now. 06:37.745 --> 06:39.065 Oh, Freddy! 06:40.065 --> 06:43.985 Just this once. Please, just kiss me now. 06:44.705 --> 06:45.905 Then? 06:45.985 --> 06:48.665 Now… now I would say, 06:50.185 --> 06:52.945 Mamma look what this girl is trying to do to me. 06:53.025 --> 06:54.305 Hmm. 06:54.385 --> 06:56.225 Oh, Freddy! 06:56.305 --> 07:01.505 Just put your hand around my waist, pull me closer and hold me tight 07:01.585 --> 07:03.225 and give me some love! 07:04.425 --> 07:05.665 Then? 07:05.745 --> 07:07.145 If she does so many things, 07:07.225 --> 07:09.985 then poor old me will completely melt, right? 07:10.065 --> 07:11.265 I will give some love. 07:11.345 --> 07:12.905 - There we go. He's done. - Got you! 07:13.745 --> 07:15.225 Exactly! 07:15.305 --> 07:18.745 If she does so much, only then will you guys slip, right? 07:18.825 --> 07:19.905 Hmm. 07:19.985 --> 07:21.745 But, Micky? Hmm? 07:21.825 --> 07:25.105 The moment Alicia came… 07:25.185 --> 07:28.745 …pink Moscato, Alicia. 07:30.185 --> 07:31.305 Bang on! 07:31.385 --> 07:34.145 And all we were trying to do is to help poor Twinkle. 07:34.225 --> 07:37.545 Exactly! And that damn Alicia completely switched sides. 07:37.625 --> 07:40.505 And our strong friendship, it's totally ruined. 07:40.585 --> 07:41.505 Exactly. 07:41.585 --> 07:44.345 But my dear baby girl, they're all your best friends. 07:44.425 --> 07:46.425 When your mother ran away with that car washer, 07:46.505 --> 07:48.505 scoundrel Baburao in our half-washed car, 07:48.585 --> 07:50.425 these girls were the ones who took such good care of you. 07:50.505 --> 07:53.185 But why did they accuse my Micky-chicky-potato-chip-licky 07:53.265 --> 07:54.385 of being a two-timer? 07:54.465 --> 07:58.425 - Baby, because this man is a-- - Because what, Daddy? This man is what? 07:59.545 --> 08:02.385 What kind of trial does my Mickiti need to go through 08:02.465 --> 08:05.225 to prove to you that he loves nobody else but me, Daddy? 08:05.305 --> 08:06.705 Please tell me, Dad, what do I do? 08:06.785 --> 08:08.585 Should I keep chanting "I love you, Twinkle"? 08:08.665 --> 08:10.865 - Sitting in the Himalayas? - Oh, my God! 08:10.945 --> 08:13.625 Wearing only his underwear in minus 40 degrees, 08:13.705 --> 08:15.785 standing only on one leg? 08:15.865 --> 08:19.225 Or should he chop his head off and offer it at your feet? Tell me. 08:19.305 --> 08:21.065 Hmm. The second option's better. 08:21.145 --> 08:23.265 - Hmm. - It doesn't work for me. 08:23.345 --> 08:24.625 Then why don't you admit to it? 08:24.705 --> 08:26.585 Say that your character is loose like Pappu. 08:26.665 --> 08:27.825 - Pappu? - Yeah. 08:27.905 --> 08:29.145 - Our pet lion? - Hmm. 08:29.225 --> 08:30.505 Yeah. 08:30.585 --> 08:31.945 He got bored of all the lionesses. 08:32.025 --> 08:34.105 - So you know that Hasmukh, right? - Our pet hyena? 08:34.185 --> 08:36.385 Yeah, so he started flirting with her. 08:36.465 --> 08:37.905 Naughty boy. 08:37.985 --> 08:39.705 Thank God, that Hasmukh said… 08:39.785 --> 08:41.345 "Oh! Come on." 08:41.425 --> 08:43.425 - And she ignored our lion. - See that? 08:43.505 --> 08:46.705 Listen, I'm not Pappu, okay? I am a one-woman man. 08:46.785 --> 08:48.585 You can send 500 Alicias 08:48.665 --> 08:51.465 or you can send me a thousand sweets laced with drugs. 08:51.545 --> 08:53.105 But you'll always hear me saying this 08:53.185 --> 08:55.385 that there is space for only one woman in my life. 08:55.465 --> 08:56.665 And who's that? 08:57.385 --> 08:59.665 - You, my peaches and plum. - Yeah. 09:05.465 --> 09:07.625 Heard that? Did you hear that? 09:07.705 --> 09:10.585 And you want me to invite the three of them to my birthday party? 09:10.665 --> 09:13.505 My dear, for my sake, just make one phone call. Just one phone call. 09:14.545 --> 09:15.385 All right, fine. 09:15.465 --> 09:18.225 But I'm not calling them. I'll directly send them an invitation. 09:18.305 --> 09:20.065 - Yeah. Sure. - Give me your phone. 09:21.185 --> 09:22.025 Here. 09:22.105 --> 09:22.945 Hmm. 09:26.505 --> 09:28.865 Hello, Adi, I have some work with you. 09:31.625 --> 09:34.665 That poor girl Twinkle has sent us invitations with so much love. 09:34.745 --> 09:36.665 But still these girls are so angry about things. 09:36.745 --> 09:38.705 - Our faces are going to stay like this. - Correct. 09:38.785 --> 09:40.185 - What, forever? - Yeah. 09:40.265 --> 09:42.025 - You guys can go and enjoy the party. - Hmm. 09:42.105 --> 09:43.705 You girls are not coming? 09:43.785 --> 09:46.465 Huh? What's with the tantrums? 09:46.545 --> 09:48.705 That girl has sent us invitation cards here. 09:48.785 --> 09:49.625 They still won't go. 09:49.705 --> 09:50.985 Uncle Kuku. 09:51.065 --> 09:53.265 - Have you read the invitation card? - Yeah. 09:53.345 --> 09:56.025 - The one we received? - No, why would I read yours? 09:56.105 --> 09:59.745 Here. Read this out. Adi has written this special invitation. 10:01.265 --> 10:02.745 - "My dear enemy." - Hmm. 10:02.825 --> 10:05.225 Thank you. 10:06.585 --> 10:09.665 "Please don't join us to celebrate Twinkle's 25th birthday." 10:09.745 --> 10:12.665 "No RSVP needed, no gifts from you, please." 10:12.745 --> 10:15.705 "Your absence will be appreciated as the most beautiful gift." 10:15.785 --> 10:18.385 "Your friendships are faulty. Your sympathy is fake." 10:18.465 --> 10:20.505 "Please don't come home for the champagne and cake." 10:20.585 --> 10:21.745 Champagne and cake. 10:21.825 --> 10:24.225 - You saw what I did there? - Yeah, yeah. 10:24.305 --> 10:26.585 Wow! Wow! So many lines? 10:27.665 --> 10:30.305 Our invitation said, "Please, please, come." That's it? 10:31.345 --> 10:32.305 Hmm. 10:32.385 --> 10:33.825 - Hey, backstabber! - Yeah? 10:34.625 --> 10:36.945 How much money did you charge to rub salt on our wounds 10:37.025 --> 10:39.625 and sell your soul to draft this invitation, huh? 10:39.705 --> 10:43.305 Hutoxi, please, what are you saying? I wrote this invitation for free. 10:44.265 --> 10:46.545 Twinkle is still our best friend, right? 10:46.625 --> 10:49.425 Mine as well. She's a nice girl. 10:53.465 --> 10:55.945 Munmun. She's a nice girl. Munmun. 10:56.825 --> 10:59.545 Baby girl, you sent them an invitation saying, don't come? 10:59.625 --> 11:00.505 Yeah, then? 11:00.585 --> 11:01.985 When I don't want to call someone, 11:02.065 --> 11:04.465 if I don't send them an uninvite, won't they feel bad? 11:04.545 --> 11:05.865 They'll say, "Look at her now." 11:05.945 --> 11:07.665 "She just told us over the phone not to come." 11:07.745 --> 11:09.145 "Didn't even send an uninvite." 11:09.225 --> 11:11.225 After all, they used to be my best friends. 11:11.305 --> 11:12.785 - Yeah, but-- - Vishnusharman, listen. 11:12.865 --> 11:14.465 You remember to put diesel in the car? 11:14.545 --> 11:18.545 Baby girl, I went to the petrol pump. But diesel wasn't available. 11:18.625 --> 11:21.025 Oh, no. Then you should have put petrol instead? 11:21.105 --> 11:22.945 Baby girl, petrol in a diesel car? 11:23.625 --> 11:26.305 Daddy, I know petrol is more expensive than diesel. 11:26.385 --> 11:28.905 Do you really think I'll worry about saving 20-30 rupees. 11:28.985 --> 11:30.905 My car is worth one crore. 11:30.985 --> 11:33.185 - We have the money. - Of course! 11:33.265 --> 11:36.465 - I have to go shopping. - What do you need to buy now? 11:36.545 --> 11:39.185 Daddy, I don't have a single new dress to wear. 11:39.265 --> 11:42.785 Here. Look at this. I'm wearing such simple dresses to go shopping nowadays. 11:42.865 --> 11:45.265 - This is simple? - Yeah, so? 11:45.345 --> 11:47.825 A woman has to endure so much these days, Daddy. 11:47.905 --> 11:49.145 Poor little girl. 11:49.225 --> 11:51.305 I still have to discuss the birthday menu with Freddy 11:51.385 --> 11:53.545 and games with Dharmendra. And I have to inform Adi-- 11:53.625 --> 11:55.345 One minute, one minute. Hold on. 11:55.425 --> 11:57.025 You should cancel all three of them. 11:57.105 --> 11:58.105 Why? 11:59.745 --> 12:02.225 Adi, Dharam, and Freddy are not completely innocent either. 12:02.305 --> 12:04.345 Not one of them tried to stop their wives. 12:05.225 --> 12:07.305 They didn't even think that this misunderstanding 12:07.385 --> 12:08.745 could have cost you your life. 12:08.825 --> 12:10.025 How would I live without you? 12:13.105 --> 12:14.745 Oh, my cucumber-tomatoes. 12:17.505 --> 12:18.865 Promise me. 12:18.945 --> 12:21.225 Promise me that if I happen to die tomorrow, 12:21.305 --> 12:23.105 you won't live alone, okay? 12:23.185 --> 12:24.505 Within a month or so-- 12:24.585 --> 12:25.825 No. 12:25.905 --> 12:28.665 No, Mickiti, you have to make a promise to me. 12:28.745 --> 12:31.225 If I die, within a month's time, you will definitely 12:31.305 --> 12:33.345 jump off the terrace and kill yourself. 12:33.425 --> 12:36.785 - And come join me in heaven, okay? - Don't worry, I'll push him myself. 12:36.865 --> 12:38.705 Thank you, Daddy. Let's go, Daddy. 12:38.785 --> 12:40.505 - Yeah, come. Let's go. - Baby. 12:42.665 --> 12:45.345 Sir, what should I do? Should I put petrol in the diesel car? 12:46.145 --> 12:47.025 Try whiskey now. 12:47.825 --> 12:50.185 Run a diesel car with whiskey? 12:50.265 --> 12:52.105 Pour whiskey in a glass, man, in a glass. 12:53.265 --> 12:55.905 He's gone crazy just like the old man. 12:58.945 --> 12:59.945 Hey, Micky! 13:00.945 --> 13:02.505 Can we all come in? 13:02.585 --> 13:05.265 Come. Come, come. My friends, come. 13:05.865 --> 13:07.425 Uh, listen, Micky. 13:07.505 --> 13:09.025 I heard everything. 13:09.105 --> 13:11.545 When Hutoxi, Priyanka, and Kiran got exposed today, 13:11.625 --> 13:13.905 none of you said anything on my behalf 13:13.985 --> 13:16.705 and didn't even stand up for me, I saw everything. 13:17.665 --> 13:19.585 Hey, listen to me, I have to tell you something. 13:19.665 --> 13:20.705 Hmm. 13:20.785 --> 13:23.705 I don't know about these two but the moment I found out about it, 13:23.785 --> 13:25.945 I was going to run to you and tell you everything. 13:26.025 --> 13:28.665 But then Priyanka tied me to a chair and then gagged my mouth. 13:28.745 --> 13:30.505 Even then, I hopped with the chair 13:30.585 --> 13:32.905 and came to you as soon as I could, didn't I? 13:32.985 --> 13:35.785 You are an exception, my brother. 13:36.665 --> 13:39.825 Remember, the world cup finals? I didn't have a ticket? 13:39.905 --> 13:41.465 You got them for me. 13:42.505 --> 13:44.625 No, no, Micky, see, it's not like that. 13:44.705 --> 13:47.825 If you had asked me, I would have given you the ticket as well. 13:47.905 --> 13:50.945 But my ticket got stolen, so that's why, you know… 13:51.025 --> 13:52.905 Adi was the one who stole your ticket for me. 13:54.625 --> 13:57.065 No, no. So… 13:57.145 --> 13:59.705 Freddy, you're not that into the game of cricket, right? 13:59.785 --> 14:01.745 That's why I stole the ticket and gave it to him. 14:01.825 --> 14:03.345 Who said I don't like cricket? 14:04.265 --> 14:06.745 All right, I may not be interested in women's cricket, 14:06.825 --> 14:08.745 but I do love cricket, okay? 14:08.825 --> 14:11.865 Yeah, that is why your tickets to the women's cricket world cup 14:11.945 --> 14:13.305 were stolen by Dharmendra for him. 14:14.465 --> 14:15.665 Hey, don't change the topic! 14:16.225 --> 14:18.225 None of us went to watch the women's world cup. 14:18.305 --> 14:21.625 No, no, no. Move, move, move. 14:21.705 --> 14:23.345 You are mistaken, Freddy. 14:24.385 --> 14:26.025 The three of us went there. 14:26.625 --> 14:30.545 And you know what, after the match, Dharmendra introduced us to Shah Rukh… 14:30.625 --> 14:32.705 - Shah Rukh? - And to Aamir, as well. 14:34.865 --> 14:38.585 And later, Dharmendra even took us out for dinner with them. 14:38.665 --> 14:41.225 Remember we got the leftovers packed for Freddy? 14:41.305 --> 14:43.145 We just never told you about any of this. 14:43.745 --> 14:44.825 How sweet! 14:45.505 --> 14:46.945 Fraud! Liar! 14:47.905 --> 14:51.385 You guys left me alone in the colony and you were… 14:52.265 --> 14:53.185 And, Dharmendra? 14:53.265 --> 14:54.345 Yes, brother? 14:54.425 --> 14:55.345 Ticket thief! 14:56.505 --> 14:58.105 You should be ashamed of yourself. 14:59.065 --> 15:00.065 Ticket thief? 15:00.665 --> 15:01.545 I should be ashamed? 15:02.545 --> 15:05.545 When you got the order to make a special cake for the Miss World finals… 15:05.625 --> 15:06.705 Hey! Dude, come on, man. 15:06.785 --> 15:09.745 …you took us there, didn't you? Behind Micky's back. 15:09.825 --> 15:11.905 - Miss World finals? - Yeah! 15:14.025 --> 15:15.465 Live, live. 15:15.545 --> 15:17.985 - Live? - In the swimsuit round. 15:18.065 --> 15:20.505 Girls walked wearing two-piece swimsuits in front of us. 15:20.585 --> 15:22.025 - Shut up! - My favorite? 15:22.105 --> 15:23.625 I know! 15:23.705 --> 15:25.185 And what did he say? 15:25.265 --> 15:27.105 "You two come along," meaning me and Adi. 15:27.185 --> 15:28.905 - "And forget about Micky." - Forget? 15:28.985 --> 15:30.905 Correction. Not forget him, I said leave him. 15:30.985 --> 15:33.825 - Yeah, in a ditch. - I meant a small ditch not an actual one. 15:33.905 --> 15:36.225 - You did say ditch, right? - Can you shut the hell up now? 15:36.305 --> 15:37.345 Fell in the ditch, right? 15:37.425 --> 15:40.065 Don't remember saying ditch. Could have said gutter, but I didn't. 15:40.145 --> 15:42.145 - Vishnusharman! - Coming, coming. 15:44.425 --> 15:47.185 And then Micky got drunk and said something, 15:47.265 --> 15:49.905 which created a rift between the four friends. 15:49.985 --> 15:53.345 Wow! Wonderful, Freddy. Wonderful. 15:53.425 --> 15:55.105 What kind of a man are you? 15:55.185 --> 15:58.625 Whenever you need my car, how does he come and ask for it? 15:58.705 --> 16:00.585 "Micky, can you lend me your car?" 16:00.665 --> 16:02.505 - Do I talk like that? - Yes, yes. 16:02.585 --> 16:04.785 And when he wants to party, what does he say? 16:04.865 --> 16:07.425 "Micky, can we party at your place?" 16:07.505 --> 16:10.545 All of you, my generosity and big heart 16:10.625 --> 16:13.105 have been taken for granted by all of you all the time. 16:13.185 --> 16:14.545 Shame on you! 16:14.625 --> 16:15.745 Vishnusharman! 16:15.825 --> 16:17.945 Hey! You've had enough. 16:18.705 --> 16:22.425 And you've already said a lot of shit about generosity and your big heart! 16:22.505 --> 16:24.665 You have no right to say anything, Dharmendra. 16:24.745 --> 16:27.905 You've literally built your career on my wife Twinkle's make-up, dude! 16:44.745 --> 16:46.505 Lightning and thunder in May? 16:46.585 --> 16:48.545 The dialogue he delivered deserves this effect. 16:49.745 --> 16:52.065 There's always a thunder cued for dialogues like these. 16:52.145 --> 16:54.905 It doesn't matter what month it is. Don't you watch Indian movies? 16:54.985 --> 16:56.305 - Sorry, I don't. - Come on. 16:56.385 --> 16:58.145 Now don't mess the rhythm of the scene. 16:58.225 --> 17:00.105 Hey! What did you say? 17:01.585 --> 17:03.385 On Twinkle's make-up? 17:03.465 --> 17:07.265 What have I ever asked Twinkle for? Huh? What have I asked for? 17:07.345 --> 17:09.105 A dozen lipsticks? 17:09.185 --> 17:11.185 Lavender eye shadow? 17:11.265 --> 17:13.065 - Some foundation? - Foundation, yeah. 17:13.145 --> 17:14.825 - And lip gloss? - Enough now. 17:14.905 --> 17:16.905 No, no. Let me speak up. 17:16.985 --> 17:20.985 And when in return he shares his rouge and his concealer with Twinkle, 17:21.065 --> 17:23.505 you've so conveniently forgotten about it? 17:24.785 --> 17:27.625 Kohl pencils have been shared by this elder sister with her younger-- 17:27.705 --> 17:29.825 Uh, I mean, elder brother with his younger sister. 17:29.905 --> 17:31.505 Hmm. 17:31.585 --> 17:35.425 My moon-shaped earrings and silk saree that I've given her, 17:35.505 --> 17:37.505 which she wore at the Diwali party last year. 17:37.585 --> 17:39.425 Enough, enough. 17:39.505 --> 17:42.225 He got ready for his shoot much later, you know? 17:42.305 --> 17:45.425 But got Aunty Rajni and your wife Twinkle ready first. 17:46.505 --> 17:49.065 The make-up on the three of them was so similar 17:49.145 --> 17:51.745 that Uncle Kuku had gotten confused that day. 17:51.825 --> 17:54.145 He thought, "Which one of them is my wife?" 17:54.785 --> 17:57.425 "Who should I celebrate with? Aunty Rajni or…" 17:58.265 --> 18:00.305 - Eventually he celebrated alone. - Yeah. 18:00.385 --> 18:01.785 He yelled, "Happy Diwali," to me! 18:02.945 --> 18:05.345 And how could you even blame us, Micky? 18:05.425 --> 18:07.265 All this womanizing that you do, 18:07.345 --> 18:10.105 all the wrong things that you've always done, 18:10.185 --> 18:12.225 we've always stood by you in solidarity, Micky. 18:12.305 --> 18:14.265 He'll explode now. 18:14.345 --> 18:16.705 - What womanizing? What affair? - There he goes. I told you. 18:16.785 --> 18:18.825 I have never done anything. 18:18.905 --> 18:20.345 - What? - Yeah. 18:21.305 --> 18:23.705 I mean, I do a little bit of flirting. 18:23.785 --> 18:25.825 But whenever I try to go any further, 18:25.905 --> 18:28.425 I hear nursery rhymes in my ears. 18:28.505 --> 18:31.585 Twinkle, Twinkle, your lover 18:31.665 --> 18:35.105 She will wonder what you are 18:35.185 --> 18:37.465 - I haven't done anything till date. - Oh, my God! 18:37.545 --> 18:38.945 - Are you okay? - What happened? 18:39.025 --> 18:40.265 No, I'm just… 18:40.345 --> 18:43.145 You mean you never lit a fire, but there's still smoke everywhere? 18:43.225 --> 18:44.745 Yes. 18:44.825 --> 18:48.145 Micky, I looked up to you. I thought you were such a big stud. 18:48.225 --> 18:50.385 I kept comparing myself with you 18:50.465 --> 18:52.385 and kept thinking of myself as a damn loser. 18:52.465 --> 18:53.425 That you are. 18:53.505 --> 18:56.465 I've never had a girlfriend, not even a long-distance one. 18:56.545 --> 18:59.705 I keep thinking about it and that has really messed me up. 18:59.785 --> 19:01.825 And this, good for nothing, Micky, 19:01.905 --> 19:04.825 and the two of you. Ticket thief! Backstabber! 19:04.905 --> 19:07.065 Enough is enough, you glorified chef! Get out of here! 19:07.145 --> 19:09.305 - Kitchen boy, buzz off! - Don't you dare call me that! 19:09.385 --> 19:10.985 - Why shouldn't I? - Shut up, you actress! 19:11.065 --> 19:13.025 Keeps wrapping himself in women's clothing. 19:13.105 --> 19:14.625 Hey, listen, I'm a celebrity, fool! 19:14.705 --> 19:16.265 You're a cheap copy of every character. 19:16.345 --> 19:18.785 Hey, pan-pusher, move! Buzz of, bye-bye. Got to hell! 19:21.985 --> 19:23.105 - Hi! - Hi. 19:23.185 --> 19:25.905 Chikki, why is everyone saying bye-bye and leaving? 19:25.985 --> 19:28.305 They're all just going off to their homes, Uncle Kuku. 19:28.385 --> 19:31.585 You know you had told me something really important once. You-- 19:31.665 --> 19:33.545 - What was that thing? - Yeah, yeah. 19:33.625 --> 19:36.785 I had accidentally landed the Bangalore flight-- 19:36.865 --> 19:38.025 No, no, no, Uncle Kuku! 19:38.105 --> 19:40.065 No, Uncle, don't say anything. 19:40.145 --> 19:42.825 - He's too old for all this. - No, not that thing. 19:42.905 --> 19:46.185 You know you had said that very important line. 19:46.265 --> 19:47.625 That… What was it you said? 19:47.705 --> 19:50.625 The ship that stays through all difficulties, 19:50.705 --> 19:52.065 what is that ship called? 19:52.865 --> 19:54.105 Yeah, yeah, friendship. 19:54.185 --> 19:55.665 Yes. 19:55.745 --> 19:59.145 Look what happened to our friendship. It sank like the Titanic. 20:05.225 --> 20:07.865 Yeah, our friendship sunk too. Yeah? All right, bye-bye now. 20:07.945 --> 20:09.265 It sank because of you guys. 20:14.225 --> 20:16.745 Friends who were connected to each other so deeply, 20:16.825 --> 20:18.785 started drifting apart one by one. 20:18.865 --> 20:21.225 The power of Chumbak Colony flipped on its head. 20:21.305 --> 20:25.745 And then came an unexpected opportunity for everybody to reunite once again. 20:25.825 --> 20:27.025 Feeling better, my darling? 20:27.105 --> 20:28.825 - Yes, Mamma, I'm feeling better. - Okay. 20:31.585 --> 20:33.345 Hi, Freddy! Hi, Aunty Gulshan! 20:33.425 --> 20:34.425 Hi, my dear! 20:35.145 --> 20:36.865 Hi. Oh, nice. 20:36.945 --> 20:37.945 Cheer up! 20:38.025 --> 20:40.905 Which one of my tickets have you come to steal now? 20:40.985 --> 20:43.145 I've not come to steal. I've brought you something. 20:43.225 --> 20:44.425 It's an international courier. 20:44.505 --> 20:46.625 The courier guy left it at my place by mistake. 20:46.705 --> 20:49.425 - Looks like some visa interview thing. - Freddy! 20:52.745 --> 20:54.065 Take it. 20:54.145 --> 20:55.305 Thank you. 20:55.385 --> 20:56.265 Hutoxi… 20:58.105 --> 21:00.545 Mamma, uh, we'll be back in a bit, okay? 21:00.625 --> 21:02.185 - Hutoxi. - Sure, my darling. Go. 21:02.265 --> 21:03.705 - Okay, bye. - What? 21:03.785 --> 21:05.745 What's going on? Is it something private? 21:06.305 --> 21:07.785 - Freddy! - Come, come, come. 21:07.865 --> 21:09.505 What's happening? 21:09.585 --> 21:10.745 You get lost! 21:10.825 --> 21:13.225 It's a visa interview letter for Switzerland. 21:16.905 --> 21:18.665 Hey, why is this envelope so dirty? 21:18.745 --> 21:22.265 Vedant was killing cockroaches with it, that must be their blood on it. 21:22.345 --> 21:24.785 That's the reason I noticed this thing. 21:24.865 --> 21:26.145 Oh, my God, Freddy! 21:26.905 --> 21:29.825 Our Switzerland visa appointment is this Thursday. 21:29.905 --> 21:32.705 Yeah. And this letter had come in a week ago. 21:32.785 --> 21:34.505 You're giving it to me now? 21:34.585 --> 21:38.025 No, no. A week ago, your renewed passports came to me by mistake. 21:38.105 --> 21:39.185 There you go. 21:40.545 --> 21:41.865 Stains on this as well. 21:41.945 --> 21:44.905 Some food fell on the floor, so Vedant used these to scrape it off. 21:44.985 --> 21:45.945 That's when I saw them. 21:46.025 --> 21:48.425 Go for your appointment. Just clean the passports a bit. 21:48.505 --> 21:49.705 They'll grant you the visa. 21:49.785 --> 21:51.585 Hello, everybody! 21:52.345 --> 21:53.825 I heard everything. 21:53.905 --> 21:54.785 Freddy. 21:54.865 --> 21:57.305 - Visa interview for Switzerland? Wow! - Yes. 21:58.865 --> 22:01.145 Are we all going to Switzerland together? 22:01.225 --> 22:03.825 Not us. Only Freddy and I are going, for three years. 22:07.665 --> 22:11.225 I will work there for the Swiss Philharmonic Orchestra. 22:11.305 --> 22:14.265 And Freddy will be head chef at Château des Mo. 22:14.345 --> 22:16.065 What happened, Mamma? 22:17.145 --> 22:19.585 Why did your eyes pop out like you're some owl or something? 22:19.665 --> 22:22.345 I mean, are you going to fly and perch on a tree? 22:22.425 --> 22:25.825 Freddy is the one who's going to be hanging on a tree upside down now. 22:25.905 --> 22:28.145 You just wait and watch, Hutoxi! 22:28.225 --> 22:30.345 Shit! He didn't tell you about it. Did he? 22:30.985 --> 22:32.145 Freddy! 22:32.225 --> 22:33.745 Freddy! Mamma! 22:33.825 --> 22:35.745 Freddy! Where is he? 22:36.905 --> 22:38.545 Mamma, you won't fit there. Come. 22:38.625 --> 22:40.105 - Yeah, I can't, right? - Yeah, yeah. 22:40.185 --> 22:41.065 The couch is so big. 22:41.145 --> 22:44.305 Freddy! Get up! Get up! Get up, stop acting. Come on! 22:44.385 --> 22:46.665 You liar! You ungrateful scoundrel! 22:46.745 --> 22:47.745 Get up! 22:49.225 --> 22:50.905 What happened, Mamma? 22:50.985 --> 22:53.305 What happened? Do I need to know that the two of you 22:53.385 --> 22:55.785 are planning to move to Switzerland through a letter? 22:55.865 --> 22:57.505 I told you, Mamma, I told you. 22:57.585 --> 23:00.585 - When? When did you tell me that? - You have no memory of it? 23:00.665 --> 23:04.025 The other day. Remember, I screamed it out to you from the kitchen window. 23:04.105 --> 23:08.385 "Mamma! Mamma, guess what? We've applied for the visa interview." 23:08.465 --> 23:11.425 "Hutoxi and I are moving to Switzerland for three years." 23:11.505 --> 23:12.905 Did you not hear me, Mamma? 23:12.985 --> 23:15.985 Was I dead that I couldn't hear what you said? Huh? 23:16.065 --> 23:16.905 You fraud! 23:16.985 --> 23:20.145 No, Mamma, you were fit, fine, healthy and absolutely alive. 23:20.225 --> 23:22.185 But you were at the fish market. 23:22.265 --> 23:23.865 Why did you have to do it from here? 23:23.945 --> 23:26.145 Couldn't you come and shout at the fish market? 23:26.225 --> 23:30.585 No, Mamma, the fish market is so crowded and there is so much noise over there. 23:30.665 --> 23:32.945 You wouldn't have heard me while you were at the market. 23:33.025 --> 23:34.705 That's why I said it at home, Mamma. 23:34.785 --> 23:37.825 Freddy, you kept such a big secret from such a big woman? 23:37.905 --> 23:39.425 Hey, you shut up, ticket thief! 23:39.505 --> 23:41.265 - Hey! You shut up! - Mamma! 23:41.345 --> 23:43.905 I'll pour this whiskey on your head and light it on fire! 23:43.985 --> 23:46.385 - Whiskey's expensive. Use a club. - I have more bottles. 23:46.465 --> 23:48.145 - Mamma! - You think you can outrun me? 23:48.225 --> 23:50.625 I will follow you till hell and beat you up! Stop there! 23:50.705 --> 23:51.945 Please, no! Relax! 23:52.025 --> 23:53.385 Hit him, hit him. Don't leave him! 23:53.465 --> 23:55.625 - Hutu? - Why didn't you tell me about it? 23:55.705 --> 23:59.625 No, Mamma, I'm telling you honestly. I really got worried. 24:00.185 --> 24:02.705 I thought if I tell you about our Switzerland plan, 24:02.785 --> 24:05.945 and what if you suddenly get a panic attack, then? 24:06.025 --> 24:07.025 Really? 24:07.105 --> 24:10.905 So when we would have left for the airport with our suitcases and luggage, 24:10.985 --> 24:13.825 what would have happened to her if she found out then, Freddy? Hmm? 24:13.905 --> 24:15.785 Panic attack or heart attack? 24:15.865 --> 24:18.345 A full and final heart attack for sure. 24:18.425 --> 24:21.825 And then I would have died four or five times more again. 24:22.825 --> 24:25.465 No, Mamma. Not four or five times. 24:25.545 --> 24:27.065 A person dies only once. 24:27.665 --> 24:30.465 Yeah, I mean, the number of deaths could be a little here and there. 24:30.545 --> 24:31.425 It's all right. 24:32.745 --> 24:34.865 I'll be left all alone at this age, Adi. 24:45.185 --> 24:49.265 Ranjan! 24:51.345 --> 24:52.905 End of Chapter 14.