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I want to see who's behind that door.

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Uh…

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Alicia, do as I say.

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Okay, go ahead,
ruin her surprise. Take a look.

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- Take a look. Please go ahead.
- Yeah.

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- Of course, I'm going to look.
- Go ahead.

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Why don't you take a look?

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- Hi!
- Hi. Oh, Uncle Kuku is my birthday gift.

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- But why here?
- All of us together on this coming Sunday.

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Monday. It is Monday this Sunday.

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- Twinkle!
- Oh-oh, Dharmendra, this is Twinkle.

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- Twinkle, this is Dharmendra!
- Oh, hi! Nice to meet you.

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What's with the "nice to meet you"?
Just give me your lipstick, please.

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Oh, here they are.
You can take all of them.

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Huh? Thank you.

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Hey, listen, listen.
Why don't you take her along?

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Where should I take her now?

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It's her birthday. It's a surprise.

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- Oh, yeah. Surprise, surprise!
- Ah…

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Go, go, go with him.

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Let's move from here. Come on.

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Give us one.
Take him with you. Move him from here.

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- Bye!
- Bye!

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Oh, God!

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That was close.

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Oh, God!

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Let's begin the rehearsal now.

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What?

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May I come in?

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Hi!

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No, no. You're Dr. Micky.
Get your stethoscope out.

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I hope this Sunday comes soon
and we get over this,

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"Mission Micky exposé."

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Hmm, but before that, it's time for
"Operation Full Monty Scene."

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And also, "Operation Murder."

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Freddy, you dog! You pig!

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Mamma was planning to murder me

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and you decided to tell me about it
when you were high on drugs?

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You done with your nonsense?

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Freddy, you idiot!

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Do you really think
that I will murder Hutoxi, huh?

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I'm such a non-violent…

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…peace-loving noble lady.
Can I even think of murdering someone?

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Mamma, but you are not
100% non-violent either.

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With Papa, you were just…

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With your papa what?

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You used to throw things at Papa.

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And sometimes
you would just throw Papa onto things.

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And do you remember that one Sunday?

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You duffer! That Sunday,
first your papa started it.

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He threw a box
full of 20, 30 wooden sticks at me.

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- Freddy?
- A matchbox.

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A tiny little matchbox.

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He threw a matchbox
with 20, 30 matchsticks at you.

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And, Mamma,
didn't you also throw something?

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I only threw a tiny little
pressure cooker whistle at him.

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Listen, Mamma,
that tiny little pressure cooker whistle

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was still attached
to a huge pressure cooker.

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That's what hit papa on his face
while it was piping hot.

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So what? Does that mean that I will
actually ever try to murder Hutoxi?

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No, I agree.
Sometimes I feel like killing her.

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I feel like taking her
on the top of Mount Everest

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and pushing her down the slope.

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But you think I could ever do that?

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Absolutely not.

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How can Mount Everest
be summited by Mount Kilimanjaro?

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One-zero.

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Darling Hutoxi just demolished you, Mamma.

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No! You are not going
to do this film, okay?

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Kiran, please.

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That's it. End of discussion.

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Why? Why? Why?

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- Why can't Dharam do this film? Hmm?
- Yeah.

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What? "Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm"?

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He wants to run naked
on the streets of New York.

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Yes, so what's the problem with that?

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See, there are a lot of designer stores
in New York, okay?

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So he can walk into any store,
do shopping and just wear those clothes.

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Hey!

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- Twinkle!
- Yeah?

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Listen, I don't want to go to New York
and shop naked.

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I want to shoot for a movie naked.

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Yeah, but the stores will still be there.

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So innocent, Dharmendra.

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Hey, come on, now. Be reasonable, Kiran.

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It's a Hollywood film.
And it's a small scene.

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Like six minutes.

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- Just six minutes?
- Yeah.

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And before the intermission,
there's another four-minute nude scene.

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And right before the climax,

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there's another small
three-minute nude scene as well, right?

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Not to mention the two-minute nude scene
that's going to be in the trailer.

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But the trailer
will be cut from the movie, right?

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I will not have to run naked
for that again, don't worry.

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No, I mean, in total, you'll be seen naked
for around 13 minutes in the film.

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- Exactly.
- Hmm.

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What's the problem with that?

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Why are you encouraging him?

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You're also from the creative field.

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What if a situation
like this arises in your life?

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Hey, you know exactly
what has happened in my life, Priyanka.

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You know,
when I had just joined the ad agency,

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there was a senior actress, Surekha Devi.

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Of course!

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The moment she entered, she would just
come and kiss me on my lips.

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And that too after having garlic.

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Oh, Lord! You didn't do anything about it?

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Of course I did.

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I told the canteen guys
to not put garlic in her dip.

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Put something else like mint.

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But they just wouldn't listen to me.

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And-and, Kiran, listen,
I tell you, my father…

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- What?
- In 1956, he shot for an ad for some soap.

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And he was completely naked.

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You see? 1956!

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In 1956!

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His father was just six months old then.

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And it was an ad for Jackson's Baby Soap.

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Yeah, I mean, as people say,
"Age is just a number."

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You henpecked boy.

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- And, you, Hutoxi.
- Hmm?

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Tell me the truth. Don't you ever
feel like you want to murder me?

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- Everyday!
- Told you.

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- Huh?
- Come here. I'll show you.

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- Hey, where the hell are you going?
- Come, Mamma. Let's see.

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Come with me, I'll show you.

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I practice darts on your picture everyday.

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Yeah, so that's okay.

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But you have never actually thrown darts
at my pretty face.

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- Have you ever done that?
- I haven't yet. No.

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Yeah, so same.
Even I only think about killing you.

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No, Mamma.
I have heard it with my own ears.

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Didn't you tell Aunty Ruby
over a phone call that,

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"I'll first cut off her head."

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Oh, my God!

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- The one who says it is a fool.
- You hear that?

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And the one who believes it
is a bigger fool.

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Now, you see, it's our dear
Twinkle's birthday next month.

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So I thought I'll make
a whole roast chicken for her.

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I was talking to Ruby about chopping off
that chicken's head, duffer.

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Oh, that head? Okay.

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Hey, Hutoxi. You know me well, my dear.

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I hate you.

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But I'll go smack-smack-smack-smack
across your face.

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Slap you ten times
and throw you out of the house.

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I don't hate you enough to murder you.

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Lovely.

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How sweet!

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- Mamma.
- Yes, my dear?

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- Hutoxi.
- Yes, baby?

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We always laugh-play
and solve all of our conflicts, right?

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Hmm.

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And we make the married life
between the three of us better.

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Mamma, you remember that restaurant,
"Umang's lotus by Vanita?"

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They've launched an unlimited buffet
for 999.

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- Chicken, seafood, lamb, everything!
- What are you saying?

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Let's all go this Sunday, huh?

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- Um, no! Not this Sunday.
- Why?

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You see the thing is, uh…

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I need to get Dharmendra ready.

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He's playing
a young beautiful bride this time.

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Okay, okay, okay.
Go and shoot for your sleazy film.

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Yes!

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I just have this one small condition.

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- Yes, yes, yes, tell me.
- Hmm.

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- Us five couples…
- Hmm?

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Uncle Nari And Vishnusharman.

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They will all be coming home for lunch.

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And you will serve food to everyone.

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This is your condition?
I just have to serve them?

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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But stark naked.

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Oh! Spicy.

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First, in front of your friends,
show us that you can strip.

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If you can do that,
then go and do the film.

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All right. Challenge accepted.

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Naked luncheon this Sunday.

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Uh, no, no, no.
Not on Sunday, not on Sunday.

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- Why?
- Uh, so…

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You tell him, tell him, tell him fast.

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I'll tell you. On Sunday, they're going
to Aunty Rajni's place to get her ready.

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Aunty Rajni
is finally going on a date with Ronit.

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- Yeah.
- What fun?

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Rajni.

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When you were high that day,

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whatever you had told me,
I hope you remember.

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Yeah, of course she remembers.

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I've shown her the video so many times.

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She's probably memorized the whole thing.

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Uncle Kuku.

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- Mr. Ronit.
- Hmm?

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You keep asking me
to go out on a date with you.

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Hmm.

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- And I keep turning you down every time.
- Mmm.

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- Do you know why?
- Mm-mm.

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Because I am scared,
scared, scared, scared.

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Rajni. What are you so scared of?

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That I will…

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How do you say it? Heh.

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That I'll fall in love with you.

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So what? Motherly love for a son.

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- It's such a sweet thing.
- Uncle Kuku. What?

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Oh, God! What do I do?

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Where do I, where do I, where do I…

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- Hey, where do I what?
- Where do I go and bash my head?

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This is not a mother-son thing, all right?

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This is love between two lovers.

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Yeah, yeah, lovers' love, lovers' love.

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I am free now.

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Can't I finally live a little for myself?

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But then what if… what if he…
What's your name, son?

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- Ronit.
- Yeah, yeah. What if…

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Omit goes…

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Uh, goes ahead and proposes to you, then?

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So what?

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I'm not going to leave you here alone
and go to my new marital home.

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Hey, hey! One sec, hold on.

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So after getting married,
you'll get Uncle Kuku to my house?

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Yes, of course. At such a tender age,

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I can't just drop him off
to live alone at an old-age home.

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- Excuse us. Come here.
- What?

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What happened?

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Please, just make sure that
at least on our honeymoon, Kuk's--

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On the honeymoon, just you and I.

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Thank you.

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He'll be staying next door
in the connecting room.

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You are not serious.

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You're telling me that on our honeymoon,
Uncle Kuku will also come along?

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Do you really think
I should leave him alone

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with the house help taking care of him?

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Hmm. Point.

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Listen.

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- Rancid!
- Yeah?

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Hey, I'm saying
why even go through so much trouble?

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Why shouldn't I go through it?

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Tell me, can't I live a little for myself?

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- Hey, Uncle Kuku.
- Yeah.

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- Can you come here?
- Yeah, yeah.

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Hey, not from there. Come around.

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- Yeah, yeah.
- Come here.

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So, here's a thought.

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So if I propose to you
for marriage tomorrow,

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and if you say yes.

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- Then…
- Then?

00:11:55.305 --> 00:11:56.145 align:center
Then?

00:11:56.225 --> 00:11:57.865 align:center
Then I promise you this, Rajni,

00:11:57.945 --> 00:12:01.145 align:center
for the rest of my life,
I will always take care of Uncle Kuku.

00:12:02.745 --> 00:12:05.065 align:center
- Promise?
- Of course, it's a promise.

00:12:05.145 --> 00:12:08.625 align:center
Hey.

00:12:11.345 --> 00:12:13.025 align:center
- Tonic.
- Yeah?

00:12:13.105 --> 00:12:16.265 align:center
My ex-wife forgot how to laugh
like that demoness.

00:12:22.145 --> 00:12:23.305 align:center
Oh…

00:12:33.585 --> 00:12:35.225 align:center
The whole truth is already out.

00:12:35.305 --> 00:12:39.145 align:center
Now you can't make any excuses
to not go on a date with me. Hmm?

00:12:39.225 --> 00:12:41.705 align:center
No. She won't make any.

00:12:41.785 --> 00:12:44.105 align:center
The two of us will definitely
go on a date with you.

00:12:46.665 --> 00:12:47.665 align:center
All right, then.

00:12:47.745 --> 00:12:52.025 align:center
The date is set. So next Sunday,
you're having lunch with me. Both of you.

00:12:52.105 --> 00:12:53.665 align:center
We'll come on Sunday for sure.

00:12:53.745 --> 00:12:55.785 align:center
Hey, just a sec. Just a sec.
Not on Sunday.

00:12:55.865 --> 00:12:57.705 align:center
There's an operation on Sunday.

00:12:58.665 --> 00:13:01.185 align:center
Operation? What happened?
Everything all right?

00:13:01.265 --> 00:13:02.625 align:center
I'll tell you.

00:13:02.705 --> 00:13:06.665 align:center
<i>Then what happened on Sunday</i>
<i>was, oh, my God!</i>

00:13:06.745 --> 00:13:08.545 align:center
- Listen carefully, you insect.
- Yes, sir.

00:13:08.625 --> 00:13:12.985 align:center
Catch that disgusting meningitis germ
Micky in action, red-handed.

00:13:13.065 --> 00:13:15.225 align:center
"Operation expose Micky"
will happen today.

00:13:15.305 --> 00:13:16.425 align:center
- I know that, sir.
- Hmm.

00:13:16.505 --> 00:13:18.145 align:center
Here. I wanted you to call Priyanka
from my phone.

00:13:18.225 --> 00:13:20.625 align:center
- Okay, sir.
- Come, son, have some breakfast.

00:13:20.705 --> 00:13:23.025 align:center
- No, no, sir. You please continue.
- Okay.

00:13:23.105 --> 00:13:24.825 align:center
I had it long ago.

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Eat the doughnuts,
they are very good. Enjoy.

00:13:28.745 --> 00:13:30.465 align:center
Just call Priyanka!

00:13:31.425 --> 00:13:33.345 align:center
Adi, I'm leaving now.

00:13:33.425 --> 00:13:34.825 align:center
Wait, Priyanka.

00:13:36.105 --> 00:13:38.625 align:center
I've made
cottage cheese sandwiches for you.

00:13:38.705 --> 00:13:42.185 align:center
Uh, but I have to… I have to take
Uncle Kuku to the doctor right now, okay?

00:13:42.265 --> 00:13:45.465 align:center
But I thought you were going to get
Aunty Rajni ready for something, right?

00:13:45.545 --> 00:13:49.985 align:center
Yeah, so I'll do that as well. Aunty Rajni
can't go to the doctor just like that.

00:13:50.065 --> 00:13:52.225 align:center
She needs
to get properly dressed and ready.

00:13:52.305 --> 00:13:54.385 align:center
- Why?
- What do mean why?

00:13:54.465 --> 00:13:56.505 align:center
What if there's a, uh,
wedding going on there?

00:13:57.745 --> 00:13:59.785 align:center
And what if there's a funeral?

00:13:59.865 --> 00:14:01.785 align:center
Then she'll get rid of the jewelry.

00:14:01.865 --> 00:14:04.745 align:center
Why are you arguing
so much with me in the morning?

00:14:05.825 --> 00:14:09.305 align:center
But, listen, sandwiches are okay
for both the occasions. Priyanka, listen…

00:14:09.385 --> 00:14:10.785 align:center
Bye. Bye!

00:14:12.225 --> 00:14:13.905 align:center
Hey, Priyanka!

00:14:15.025 --> 00:14:16.745 align:center
You forgot your phone.

00:14:17.865 --> 00:14:20.225 align:center
- Hello?
- Hello? Yeah, Priyanka ma'am?

00:14:20.305 --> 00:14:23.225 align:center
No, no, Priyanka forgot
her phone at home. This is Adi here.

00:14:23.305 --> 00:14:25.545 align:center
Yeah, yeah. So is, uh, Uncle Nari there?

00:14:25.625 --> 00:14:26.465 align:center
Yeah, he's here.

00:14:26.545 --> 00:14:27.945 align:center
Okay, then please put him on the phone,

00:14:28.025 --> 00:14:30.545 align:center
I want to read him the invitation
I've made for Twinkle's birthday.

00:14:30.625 --> 00:14:32.105 align:center
Yeah, yeah, sure.

00:14:32.185 --> 00:14:33.865 align:center
Sir, Priyanka ma'am's phone is connected.

00:14:33.945 --> 00:14:35.145 align:center
Here you go.

00:14:36.505 --> 00:14:38.065 align:center
- Hello. Priyanka my dear?
- No, Uncle, I'm--

00:14:38.145 --> 00:14:39.345 align:center
<i>Listen…</i>

00:14:39.425 --> 00:14:41.745 align:center
Before Alicia exposes Micky to everyone,

00:14:41.825 --> 00:14:45.025 align:center
I want to give her a diamond bracelet.
I'm sending it to you. Okay?

00:14:45.105 --> 00:14:46.305 align:center
Okay. I'll give it to her.

00:14:46.385 --> 00:14:47.985 align:center
Yeah. What happened
to your voice, Priyanka?

00:14:48.065 --> 00:14:51.425 align:center
Yeah, so Priyanka left her phone at home,
but took her voice along.

00:14:51.505 --> 00:14:53.305 align:center
- This is Adi speaking.
- What?

00:14:53.385 --> 00:14:55.225 align:center
Yeah, so don't worry,

00:14:55.305 --> 00:14:57.665 align:center
I'm going to figure out the plan
that you've made to expose Micky.

00:14:57.745 --> 00:15:00.945 align:center
For now, I've made this little jingle
for Twinkle's birthday invitation,

00:15:01.025 --> 00:15:02.265 align:center
you want to hear it?

00:15:02.345 --> 00:15:04.945 align:center
<i>It's an invitation for her birthday…</i>

00:15:05.025 --> 00:15:08.185 align:center
Just two minutes, two minutes.
I'll call you back in two minutes.

00:15:08.265 --> 00:15:11.985 align:center
You monster! Demon! You useless fellow!
It was Adi on the line.

00:15:12.065 --> 00:15:13.865 align:center
I know that.

00:15:13.945 --> 00:15:16.345 align:center
But I had made a phone call
to Priyanka ma'am.

00:15:16.425 --> 00:15:17.665 align:center
If Adi sir answered, what do I do?

00:15:17.745 --> 00:15:19.745 align:center
You-- Why didn't you tell me?

00:15:19.825 --> 00:15:23.105 align:center
I just told Adi what we are up to.
You filthy creature!

00:15:23.185 --> 00:15:26.825 align:center
- Adi. Adi, have you seen my phone?
- Here it is.

00:15:27.825 --> 00:15:30.665 align:center
By the way, Uncle Nari just told me
on the phone that, uh,

00:15:30.745 --> 00:15:32.745 align:center
you guys are planning
to expose Micky today.

00:15:32.825 --> 00:15:33.705 align:center
Huh? Uh…

00:15:33.785 --> 00:15:36.825 align:center
Now whatever the plan is
you can tell me later.

00:15:36.905 --> 00:15:38.825 align:center
For now, I'll just go
and warn Micky about it.

00:15:38.905 --> 00:15:40.945 align:center
No, no, no. Adi, you cannot tell
any of this Micky, please.

00:15:41.025 --> 00:15:42.865 align:center
But Micky is my best friend.
What are you saying?

00:15:42.945 --> 00:15:44.185 align:center
But Twinkle
is also your best friend, right?

00:15:44.265 --> 00:15:47.105 align:center
- Yeah, she is. I'll tell Twinkle as well.
- What? Adi.

00:15:47.185 --> 00:15:50.185 align:center
They have such a happy marriage,
why do you-- Whoa!

00:15:59.425 --> 00:16:00.825 align:center
Adi!

00:16:10.745 --> 00:16:13.545 align:center
Why the hell
isn't Priyanka answering her phone?

00:16:13.625 --> 00:16:15.225 align:center
Why didn't you try calling Priyanka
from your phone?

00:16:15.305 --> 00:16:16.465 align:center
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:19.265 --> 00:16:20.945 align:center
Hello, yeah, Priyanka?

00:16:21.025 --> 00:16:23.665 align:center
Hello, Vishnusharman. How are you?

00:16:23.745 --> 00:16:25.985 align:center
Yeah, I'm fine.
Sir, wanted to talk to you.

00:16:26.065 --> 00:16:26.985 align:center
Sure. Put him on the line.

00:16:27.065 --> 00:16:29.745 align:center
- Sir, sir. Priyanka is on the line, sir.
- Oh, oh, give me the phone.

00:16:29.825 --> 00:16:31.385 align:center
Hello, Priyanka?

00:16:31.465 --> 00:16:34.065 align:center
<i>Uh, hi, sir. How are you doing?</i>

00:16:34.145 --> 00:16:36.465 align:center
Should I send you some fish?
What would you like to have today?

00:16:36.545 --> 00:16:38.345 align:center
Who the hell have you called?

00:16:38.425 --> 00:16:41.545 align:center
That's my aunt's daughter Priyanka.
She sells fish.

00:16:41.625 --> 00:16:44.145 align:center
I told you to call our Priyanka, didn't I?

00:16:44.225 --> 00:16:45.585 align:center
I don't have her number.

00:16:45.665 --> 00:16:47.305 align:center
- I only have this Priyanka's number.
- Shut up!

00:16:47.385 --> 00:16:49.825 align:center
Sir, sir. Are you in the mood
for some golden anchovies?

00:16:49.905 --> 00:16:52.105 align:center
No, no, no, no, no.
We'll-- I'll talk about fish later.

00:16:52.185 --> 00:16:55.225 align:center
You jump in a ditch! You fool! You idiot!

00:16:55.305 --> 00:16:57.545 align:center
You told me to call Priyanka.
So I called Priyanka.

00:16:57.625 --> 00:16:59.985 align:center
- Take this and shut up!
- See now I'm hungry again.

00:17:00.065 --> 00:17:01.825 align:center
Yeah, so go, eat and go die.

00:17:01.905 --> 00:17:03.305 align:center
Eat and die, only that much.

00:17:03.385 --> 00:17:04.665 align:center
If you don't know
the language, why speak it?

00:17:04.745 --> 00:17:06.225 align:center
All right, now buzz off!

00:17:06.305 --> 00:17:09.465 align:center
Here, here, here, she's calling.
Priya is calling.

00:17:10.665 --> 00:17:13.905 align:center
- Yeah, Priyanka?
- Uncle. The plan is on. Okay?

00:17:13.985 --> 00:17:18.305 align:center
We can't back out now. We can't back out.
I've just-- I've just gotten rid of Adi.

00:17:18.385 --> 00:17:22.425 align:center
What? My dear?
You have two innocent little children.

00:17:23.505 --> 00:17:26.065 align:center
For that slime Micky,
you got rid of your--

00:17:26.145 --> 00:17:27.665 align:center
He was such a good man.

00:17:27.745 --> 00:17:29.945 align:center
No, no, no!
I didn't get rid of him forever.

00:17:30.025 --> 00:17:31.385 align:center
He's still very much alive.

00:17:31.465 --> 00:17:32.625 align:center
Oh! Oh, okay, okay.

00:17:32.705 --> 00:17:34.625 align:center
- Just for today, I got rid of him.
- Hmm!

00:17:34.705 --> 00:17:37.545 align:center
- All right, very good, very good.
- Uncle, we're running out of time. Okay?

00:17:37.625 --> 00:17:40.705 align:center
I have to leave now.
I'll explain everything to you later.

00:17:40.785 --> 00:17:42.825 align:center
- Hmm!
- I'm so sorry.

00:17:42.905 --> 00:17:44.785 align:center
I'll make up for it tonight. Okay?

00:17:44.865 --> 00:17:46.065 align:center
Bye, bye.

00:17:46.145 --> 00:17:49.145 align:center
At least say bye to me, Adi.
Say it, tell me, tell me.

00:17:49.225 --> 00:17:52.705 align:center
Vishnusharman! Come here. Come here.
Come, get the small car out.

00:17:52.785 --> 00:17:54.665 align:center
And do what with it?

00:17:54.745 --> 00:17:57.665 align:center
Hey, take it out to drive the damn thing.

00:17:57.745 --> 00:17:59.105 align:center
So confused.
There's no clarity whatsoever.

00:17:59.185 --> 00:18:01.385 align:center
Come, come, come, come, come!

00:18:01.465 --> 00:18:03.545 align:center
Why is this Priyanka not here yet?

00:18:03.625 --> 00:18:04.465 align:center
- I'm calling.
- Yeah.

00:18:04.545 --> 00:18:05.385 align:center
- Hutoxi.
- Yeah?

00:18:05.465 --> 00:18:08.545 align:center
You had informed Twinkle,
I hope, that she needs to tell Micky

00:18:08.625 --> 00:18:10.305 align:center
that she is going to Colaba for shopping.

00:18:10.385 --> 00:18:12.825 align:center
But she'll actually wait
in the café across the street.

00:18:12.905 --> 00:18:15.025 align:center
I've told her.
She knows what to do. Don't worry.

00:18:15.105 --> 00:18:16.945 align:center
Are you done?

00:18:17.025 --> 00:18:19.505 align:center
You guys really talk so much.

00:18:19.585 --> 00:18:22.065 align:center
You know my performance
is about to begin at Micky's place.

00:18:22.945 --> 00:18:25.465 align:center
- Sorry, sorry.
- Now let me rehearse my part.

00:18:25.545 --> 00:18:26.585 align:center
Yeah, yeah, sorry.

00:18:26.665 --> 00:18:28.025 align:center
Will she be able to do it?

00:18:28.105 --> 00:18:29.465 align:center
Yeah!

00:18:29.545 --> 00:18:32.585 align:center
Micky will see her
and do everything on his own.

00:19:13.025 --> 00:19:16.265 align:center
Come, come, please come in.
By the way, I'm Dr. Mikhael Oberoi.

00:19:17.425 --> 00:19:20.225 align:center
- Who doesn't know you, Doctor?
- Huh?

00:19:20.305 --> 00:19:21.705 align:center
Actually…

00:19:21.785 --> 00:19:25.625 align:center
A few years ago,
you performed an open heart surgery

00:19:25.705 --> 00:19:27.625 align:center
on my brother and saved his life.

00:19:28.745 --> 00:19:30.025 align:center
So…

00:19:31.305 --> 00:19:33.545 align:center
So what? It was my duty.

00:19:35.025 --> 00:19:36.865 align:center
- Cardiac surgeon, you know.
- Hmm.

00:19:36.945 --> 00:19:38.985 align:center
Uh, uh, uh, w-what can I get you?

00:19:39.065 --> 00:19:41.585 align:center
Something cold? Hot?

00:19:42.625 --> 00:19:46.585 align:center
Or I can, uh, I also have Pink Moscato.

00:19:46.665 --> 00:19:49.425 align:center
Yeah, I'll have that.

00:19:50.385 --> 00:19:51.665 align:center
- Yeah?
- Hmm.

00:19:52.545 --> 00:19:54.665 align:center
You make yourself comfortable, Miss, uh…

00:19:54.745 --> 00:19:55.985 align:center
Alicia Sarsotela.

00:19:56.065 --> 00:19:58.625 align:center
I love Italian Mozzarella.

00:19:58.705 --> 00:20:01.105 align:center
Then I'll make it Alicia Sarsorella.

00:20:01.185 --> 00:20:03.345 align:center
How accommodating!

00:20:04.585 --> 00:20:08.305 align:center
And, uh, by the way,
I'm, uh, Miss Blue Goat Punjab.

00:20:09.385 --> 00:20:12.585 align:center
And Matsyagandha fine cut betel
beauty queen.

00:20:12.665 --> 00:20:16.025 align:center
Sounds elegant. I'll get the Pink Moscato.

00:20:25.305 --> 00:20:26.545 align:center
- It's here.
- Message. It's come?

00:20:26.625 --> 00:20:29.105 align:center
- Alicia just messaged!
- Oh, my God! Okay. Hutoxi!

00:20:29.185 --> 00:20:31.705 align:center
Immediately call Twinkle and ask her
to come home in five minutes.

00:20:31.785 --> 00:20:33.185 align:center
- The trap is set.
- Trap is set.

00:20:33.265 --> 00:20:34.145 align:center
The trap is set.

00:20:36.665 --> 00:20:37.785 align:center
Oh!

00:20:38.825 --> 00:20:39.745 align:center
Hi, Hutoxi!

00:20:39.825 --> 00:20:42.265 align:center
Twinkle, listen.
Just leave the café across the street

00:20:42.345 --> 00:20:44.345 align:center
and reach home in two minutes, okay?
The trap is set.

00:20:44.425 --> 00:20:46.465 align:center
- Yes!
- What, in two minutes?

00:20:46.545 --> 00:20:49.185 align:center
But I already crossed Bandra a while ago.

00:20:49.265 --> 00:20:51.385 align:center
It will take me at least
an hour and a half to get back home.

00:20:51.465 --> 00:20:52.945 align:center
What?

00:20:53.025 --> 00:20:56.385 align:center
Yeah, I told you I'm going to Colaba
for a jewelry exhibition.

00:20:56.465 --> 00:20:58.145 align:center
To buy
my favorite movie star's handkerchief.

00:20:58.225 --> 00:21:01.265 align:center
It's a free gift
with the one crore rupee earrings.

00:21:01.345 --> 00:21:03.345 align:center
Twinkle, I told you to just tell Micky

00:21:03.425 --> 00:21:05.385 align:center
that you are going to Colaba
for shopping or something,

00:21:05.465 --> 00:21:08.185 align:center
but then actually go and sit in the café
across the street.

00:21:08.265 --> 00:21:11.825 align:center
No, no, no, no.
Hutoxi, if I was actually in the café,

00:21:11.905 --> 00:21:14.665 align:center
I would have really reached back home
in two minutes, right?

00:21:14.745 --> 00:21:16.385 align:center
Then Micky would be suspicious,

00:21:16.465 --> 00:21:19.625 align:center
how did Twinkle cover such a long distance
in such a short time?

00:21:19.705 --> 00:21:22.345 align:center
Do you guys ever even think
about things logically or not?

00:21:23.505 --> 00:21:25.465 align:center
Dude, she has actually gone
to Colaba for shopping.

00:21:25.545 --> 00:21:26.785 align:center
What?

00:21:26.865 --> 00:21:28.145 align:center
Oh, my God! This girl!

00:21:28.225 --> 00:21:29.985 align:center
Okay, listen, listen.
Let's go, let's go. Come on.

00:21:30.065 --> 00:21:31.945 align:center
- Where?
- Just come. I'll tell you.

00:21:32.025 --> 00:21:33.545 align:center
All right, listen to me. Listen…

00:21:33.625 --> 00:21:34.785 align:center
Listen, wait, wait, wait.

00:21:34.865 --> 00:21:36.785 align:center
Listen, listen, listen to me.

00:21:36.865 --> 00:21:38.745 align:center
- You guys go…
- Yeah.

00:21:38.825 --> 00:21:41.945 align:center
…and I want you to click a picture
of Micky and Alicia

00:21:42.025 --> 00:21:44.585 align:center
exactly at the moment when the two of them
are kissing each other.

00:21:44.665 --> 00:21:47.545 align:center
You get it now.
We need some kind of proof, right?

00:21:47.625 --> 00:21:49.665 align:center
We need Twinkle to see some actual proof.

00:21:49.745 --> 00:21:51.825 align:center
Okay, okay, let us go!
Come on, girls. Let's go.

00:21:51.905 --> 00:21:53.665 align:center
- Go, go, go.
- Bye. Bye.

00:21:55.465 --> 00:21:56.505 align:center
Where did Kuku go?

00:22:00.825 --> 00:22:02.265 align:center
Pink Moscato.

00:22:44.385 --> 00:22:45.345 align:center
- Come on.
- Adi?

00:22:48.705 --> 00:22:49.545 align:center
What's happened to her?

00:22:49.625 --> 00:22:51.545 align:center
- She's started dancing.
- What's happening to her?

00:22:51.625 --> 00:22:52.505 align:center
No, Uncle Kuku, she's not dancing.

00:22:52.585 --> 00:22:54.345 align:center
Micky must have done something.
Micky's done something to her.

00:22:54.425 --> 00:22:56.225 align:center
No. She's having fits. Look at her.

00:23:06.345 --> 00:23:09.985 align:center
Alicia.