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<i>My Hutoxi is about to be killed</i>

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Which means whatever he is saying
is actually the truth?

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Yeah, that's why I bid you goodbye.
You're going to die.

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That is correct!

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Hutoxi!

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Mamma will murder you,
murder you, murder you! She'll murder you.

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You scoundrel!
You filthy bacteria's twin brother!

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God knows what truth Rajni and Dharmendra
may be spilling over there.

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So let's go there, why stress?
We'll find out. She lives right next door.

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- Rajni.
- Look, Omit. Isn't she laughing like her?

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Not at all, Uncle Kuku.

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She's not laughing like a demoness
from some mythological show.

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She's laughing
like a good demoness, Trijata.

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- Exactly like her.
- Uncle Kuku, just a sec.

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Aunty Rajni, please come with me.
Hold her hand, please.

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She can't even stand up straight
and she keeps calling me the crazy one.

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Careful, careful. Uncle Kuku, slow, slow.

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All right, Aunty Rajni,
now you have to walk from here to there,

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in a straight line, okay?

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I need
to check something very important, okay?

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- Okay.
- Just walk.

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- Okay.
- Leave her hand.

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- Okay.
- Careful.

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No. Continue laughing. Just keep laughing.

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He's quite a guy, huh?

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There she is.
A ghost from some horror movie.

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Hey, Uncle Kuku,
why are you making fun of her?

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Come on, do a scary laugh, Rajni.

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Did you really call me Rajni?

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You have called me by my real name
after so many years.

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Have you had those special sweets as well?

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The truth-spilling ones?

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- Sweets?
- What sweets?

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- Hey! Dharmendra!
- Where are you going?

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You'll hurt yourself. Careful.
Dharmendra! Dharmendra!

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Dharmendra!

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Dharmendra, Kiran's been
calling out to you.

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- Where are you, Dharmendra?
- Oh, my God! Baby.

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Huh?

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You are Dharmendra.

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Don't just blabber, Kiran.
I'm not Dharmendra.

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Okay. One second. Look at this.

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Oh, I--

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Dharmendra Kejriwal, exactly the same!

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Oh, my God!

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How can I be Dharmendra?
Am I-- Am I losing my mind?

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How did I forget
that I'm actually Dharmendra?

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The thing is Dharmendra
has played so many characters

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that they've all created a mess
in his mind.

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That "Angelina Choli,"
show us how she spoke?

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Mr. Raj,

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four hundred rupees for tea?

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Did they serve it by the gallon?

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No, no.

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When I play "Angelina Choli's" character,

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they literally stuff me in my costume
in skimpy tight clothes.

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They just tightly pack me up like that.

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And when we pack up for the day,
the wardrobe department says that,

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"Sir, please sit down here.
We need to pull the costume off you."

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So as I sit down,
they put their foot on my shoulder…

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…pull my top off such that
my whole body gets waxed.

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- Why the hell are you laughing, Priyanka?
- Hey, hey.

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Hey, stop!

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Do you know how difficult my job is?
Why did you laugh? Why did you laugh?

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- Dharmendra?
- Dharmendra?

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The parasite's asleep. Again.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

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Uncle, we'll worry
about Dharmendra later, okay?

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What if Aunty Rajni spills the beans
to Micky about our plan

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because of the effect of these sweets?

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- Priyanka, Kiran--
- Hey, one sec, one sec, one sec.

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Hutoxi, what is the plan?

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What is it that Rajni
will tell that scoundrel Micky?

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- Please tell me everything. Please.
- Okay, fine. I'll tell you, okay?

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What sweets?

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The same sweets that Vishnusharman
was constantly telling us not to eat.

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He was saying, "These sweets
are made only for Monkey sir."

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Which means they were for you.

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- No fighting or arguing from now.
- Really, Dad?

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- Hmm.
- Dad, are you feeling all right?

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Sir, he's asking for it himself.
Should I give him those sweets?

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- Mr. Ronit.
- Yes?

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Since I had those sweets, right?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Since then…

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I have been…

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wanting to tell you something
that's in my heart.

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- Uh…
- Uh…

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- Do I tell him?
- Yeah.

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Please tell him.
But don't stop laughing, Ratna.

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Tell me.

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He's waking up.

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It's not an easy job.

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It's not easy for a man to dance

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like an Indian film actress
from the 1970s.

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And that too with such a big bouffant!

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Do you know? Sometimes I keep a sandwich
inside this bouffant.

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There's a lot of space in it.

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Pull out a sandwich from here
and some ketchup.

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And you put the ketchup on it.

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And bite on it, and if the director yells,

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"Okay, ready!"
I put the half-eaten sandwich back in it.

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And then, I'm ready now, director. Action.

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Okay, okay.

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- I can understand.
- Yes.

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You play so many characters in a day
and that's why--

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Yes. Yes.
Maybe that is why I forget who I am.

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See now, for instance, hmm,

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I haven't told anybody yet

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that I'm acting
in a Hollywood film as well.

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Huh?

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You're shooting for a Hollywood film?

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- How do you know that?
- Huh?

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I haven't told this to anyone yet.

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We actually know everything, Dharmendra.

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But why did you have to hide it
from Kiran? Tell me, tell me.

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Mmm?

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Please don't tell Kiran,
otherwise she won't let me do it.

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She'll say, "Dharmendra,
are you really going

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to take off all your clothes
and run around naked

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on the streets of New York?"

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What?

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Are you really going
to take off your clothes

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and run naked on the streets of New York?

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Why did you tell her that?
You couldn't keep one secret for me?

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The parasite's asleep for the third time.

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I won't let this damn worm sleep.

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He's doing a naked scene?
Dharmendra, wake up!

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Listen, when he wakes up after 29 years,
you can fight with him then.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

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I'm completely with you
and in support of this plan of yours.

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So, as soon as that mosquito Micky
goes to kiss Alicia Sarsotela,

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and the moment
they are close to each other,

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I'll chop his head off
with the sword. Slash!

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What "slash"?

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You'll end up chopping off
poor Alicia's head as well by mistake.

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Oh.

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Now look, we just need
to teach Micky a lesson, that's it.

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You're not going to do anything. Okay?
Now, swear on Twinkle.

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Okay.

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Freddy! Freddy!

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- Mamma!
- Freddy, cake. Hey, Nari?

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- How are you?
- Very well. You know at Rajni's house--

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- Oh, all that can wait.
- All right.

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Look at this, I received an award.

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- Wow!
- "Teacher of the Year Award."

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"Mrs. Gulshan Banu Taraporewala!"

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Mamma, "Teacher of the Year
is Mrs. Anjum Ali Hirapurwala."

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Yeah, I mean the printing of the name
is a little here or there.

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Mamma, did you actually steal this trophy?

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No.

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I did not steal the trophy.
I actually told them.

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What did you tell them?

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I know what she must have said,
"You thief, give me that trophy."

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"Or I will break you in half,
I'll throw you on the ground

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and kill you." Right, Mamma?

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How could you even
think of doing this, Mamma?

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Whatever Mamma is determined to do,
she does it, okay?

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Come on, Mamma. Dance with me.

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Ah, once Mamma is determined

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that she wants to be
the best teacher, she does it.

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Once Mamma is determined
that she wants to kill Hutoxi,

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she will do it no matter what.
Right, Mamma?

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Hey! What rubbish are you talking, Freddy?

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What's all this nonsense?

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Once Freddy recovers
from the effect of the drug,

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we will all find out what the truth is.

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I'll expose your reality
in front of everyone once and for all.

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Uncle, come on, please.

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Before Aunty Rajni
goes to Micky's house and reveals--

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No, no, no. That's never going to happen.

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Because Micky sir has been in her house
to check on her condition for a while now.

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Aunty Rajni, do you have any of the sweets
left from the ones you had?

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After I had those sweets,

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I felt like being honest
and sharing something

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very important with Mr. Ronit.

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And here is a little secret for you.

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Next Sunday, we're all going to--

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Come on. Hurry up!

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Please tell me, what secret?
What's happening?

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- I'll tell you.
- Yeah, tell me.

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Micky! Micky! Hi! Look at this.

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- Hi!
- Hi!

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- Hey, one minute. Hold on.
- Cheese shashlik?

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No! Not a chance.
Cheese shashlik, never-ever!

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Cheese corn balls?

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Tell me, Uncle Kuku, what's the secret?

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Hey, Micky! Look over here.

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Look at the shopping
that Twinkle has done! You'll love it!

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Oh, yes. The theme for my 25th birthday
is red and white.

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So we are going to need new shirts, right,

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for my one cup cake
and two vanilla scoops.

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Vishnusharman, please.

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- Quintal.
- Hmm?

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Why did you get everything in red?

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Oh-ho! All of the red red's
are not really red.

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Wait, I'll tell you.

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Ruby red.

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Vermilion red.

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Blood red.

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Baboon bum red.

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Crimson, scarlet, burgundy!

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Chili red, cherry red, brick red.

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And this one's my favorite!

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A drunk bad guy ogling the heroine
of the movie

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with his intoxicated red eyes red.

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Red, red, the red-colored red!

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Thank you, my blueberry cheesecake!
Uncle Kuku, tell me the secret now.

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- Ah, listen, Micky! Micky!
- Listen, Chikki.

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Look. She's got some whites here as well.

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Huh?

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I could only find 18 shades of white.

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- Oh!
- Dutch white, pearl,

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ivory, lush white, white donkey white,
Indian film ghost saree white!

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Posh celebrity white,
ash white, swan white,

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seashell, platinum,
love-birds white, off-white.

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Off-off-white, off-off-off-white.

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- Off-off-off-off.
- Off-off-off-off-off-white.

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White.

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And the last one's this,
"Washing powder ad as seen on TV white."

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Ting-tong.

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- Listen, my peach and two plums.
- Yeah.

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Do you know why Aunty Rajni
is so high today?

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No.

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Because Dad was about to feed me

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some sweets that went
to Aunty Rajni by mistake.

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- Listen, my boy, those sweets were--
- Don't!

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- Don't explain!
- Huh?

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- How dare you talk to me like that!
- Explain!

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As much as you want, explain.

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- You come home.
- Yeah, let's go.

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I need to give Dharmendra
my lipstick as well.

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- Yeah, let's go.
- Let's go, come on, come on.

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Daddy, why did you want to give me sweets
and make me spill the truth?

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- Please, tell me!
- Let me kill you first.

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And then find out the truth.

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God, where the hell is he?

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Guys, please park all of your problems
aside till Sunday at least.

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- Alicia is already on her way.
- Right?

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Why are you just sitting around like that?
Hey, Ranjan.

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We really need to execute
our plan this Sunday.

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We need to expose
that Chikki, don't forget that.

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Pull up your frocks!

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Not frocks, socks.

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Socks, socks, socks.

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But Uncle Kuku
is making perfect sense, guys.

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And suddenly, he has decided
to become sensible today.

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- Why?
- Whereas…

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I told Mr. Ronit…

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What? What? What did you tell him?

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- Tell us, tell us.
- I… I won't be able to say it.

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Even if you keep saying, "Tell me,
tell me, tell me," and pass out saying it.

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I would still not be able
to tell you anything

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because I don't remember
what I told Mr. Ronit.

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Yeah. Yeah, one moment.

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You recorded it, didn't you?
Where's the mobile phone? Let me see.

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- No, he doesn't have the mobile phone.
- But why?

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Because my mobile phone
has been sent to be repaired, right?

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There was a little furry mouse
in our house.

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I said, "Hey you, rat!
Get out of my house!"

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So I threw my phone at the rat and--

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Wait a minute. You threw your mobile phone
to get rid of the rat?

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Yeah, because I thought
I had a slipper in my hand.

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He used the mobile phone,

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which was actually ringing,
to throw in the direction of the rat.

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And he used the slipper
to answer the phone call and said,

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"Hello, hello, I can't hear you.
What did you say?"

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"Hello, hello, I can't hear you."

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Yeah, but I actually
couldn't hear a thing.

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How would you hear anything
through the slipper--

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Oh, God, what do I do?

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Where do I go and bash my head?

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Hi, Priyanka.

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Hi, Priyanka.

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Hey! Hey.

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There's nobody called Priyanka here.

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How could you just walk
into anybody's house like that

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looking like a little crow.

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Uncle Kuku, it's me, I am Priyanka.

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Sri Lanka, Priyanka?

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Sri Lanka…

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- Okay.
- Yes, and she is Alicia Sarsotela.

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Yeah? Hi!

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- Hi.
- She's a nice girl.

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- Prettier than all of you.
- So, guys, we're all in agreement, right?

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This Sunday, we are all going
to finally launch Mission Micky Exposé,

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with the help of Alicia.

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Micky had already found out
that Uncle Ravjiani

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had tried to trap him,
but he had been unsuccessful.

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But what he did not know was that the plan
to expose him on Sunday

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was going forward on full throttle.

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The plan to trap Micky was very simple.

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But that Alicia was very complicated.

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That method actress had started driving
all of us crazy to another level.

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Alicia, you wanted a real door
for your rehearsals, didn't you?

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Now how could we say no to you?
Here you are.

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Obviously. Micky will open the door
a certain way. I'll walk in accordingly.

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I'm going to have to rehearse that, right?

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I'm a perfectionist.

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So now who is going to play Micky
and open the door for me?

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So that I could rehearse.

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Why don't you decide?

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You choose who you want playing Micky
from amongst us, okay?

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Guys, understand the plan first.

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We need to send Twinkle out of the house
this Sunday. I don't care how.

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Micky's going to be home alone.

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<i>Alicia will ring the doorbell.</i>
<i>Micky will open the door.</i>

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He'll fall for Alicia
the moment he sees her.

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He will grab Alicia by her waist.

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<i>And that's when</i>
<i>we will send Twinkle back home.</i>

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<i>Twinkle will see all of this</i>
<i>with her own eyes</i>

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and Micky's reality
will be right in front of her.

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Correct, correct.

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And Micky will finally come back
to his senses.

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Go, Alicia. Ring the doorbell.

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And start your rehearsal.
So many tantrums, I tell you.

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Why does she have an open umbrella
in the house? She's such a weirdo.

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Hi!

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He's here, Reema.
Now we're going to get exposed instead.

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- Shut up.
- Oh, my God!

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Mikity-chikity.
Mikity-chikity. Mikity-chikity.

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Mikity-chikity. Mikity-chikity.

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Mikity-chikity!

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Mikity-Chikiti?
So many of you, wearing my mask?

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I'm going to kill him for sure today.

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Satpute, make sure
you dispose of his body.

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- Yes, yes, yes. Yes.
- Chop him into small pieces.

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- Feed him to the penguins.
- Yes, yes, yes.

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Yeah.

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- Come on, say the fourth one.
- Yes.

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Yeah, "yes." Move, move.

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And if the penguins tell you,

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"We don't want to eat Vishnusharman,"
then you eat his pieces, okay?

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Yes. Yes, yes, yes?

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I told this flea on a stray dog.

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Uh, Bosco, do, uh,
you know any Alicia Sarsotela?

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Yes, yes, yes. Yes.

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Did anyone ask you? Hmm?
Silly yes man. Huh?

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"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"

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I'm going to beat you to a pulp
and make you sit in that mall

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and say yes, yes, yes, yes,
with the kids there.

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Bosco, do you know this girl?
Huh? This Alicia Sarsotela?

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- No, sir.
- No?

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It's that actress
who sir had greeted very sweetly

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and said "hello" to
at the new year's party.

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And in return she had said,

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"Bring me a glass of red wine, server."
That's the Alicia he's talking about.

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Yes?

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That, uh, that was a mistake.

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All the servers that day were wearing
the same color as my suit, right?

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That's why Alicia must've gotten confused.

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Now if Alicia is helping us expose
this malarial mosquito,

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my useless son-in-law Micky,

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then isn't it our courtesy that we should
give her a little gift? Isn't that right?

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And I had sent this man
to get us that gift,

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you know what he got? Come, I'll show you.

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- Come, come. I'll show you.
- Yes, yes.

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- Come.
- Yes.

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- Come.
- Yes.

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See. This is what he got.

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Here, see.

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Sanitary napkins?

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Sir, you told me that we need to get her
a gift that nobody's ever given her.

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She should be shocked when she sees it.

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She should, but out of happiness.

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Not say, "What the hell"
and be embarrassed!

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He should have told me that
before, now he's flipping, the old man.

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What is he saying? What old man?

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Sir, calm down. Sir, calm down.

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Vishnusharman, please stop crying.
Pour him a drink.

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I don't feel like it today.

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- Not for yourself. Pour it for sir.
- Oh, like that?

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- Bosco, do me a favor.
- Sir.

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You go, go and get
that diamond bracelet, go quickly.

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- Sure, sir.
- Go, go, go.

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This coming Sunday, Alicia is going

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to expose this scoundrel Micky
in front of everyone.

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And just then, I'll put a bracelet
on her wrist with one hand

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and with the other,
I'll chop off Micky's arm.

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Just wait and watch.

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What is happening here?

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The real Chikki is here.

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Come on, why don't we just practice
with the real one now?

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- Practice?
- Here, here, Chikki, wear this mask.

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That's when
you'll look exactly like yourself.

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Go on, ring the bell now.

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No, no, please, don't ring the bell.

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Aunty Rajni,
who is hiding behind that door?

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No one, no one's there.

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- Hey!
- Ah, Uncle Kuku.

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I think it's time for you
to go to the bathroom.

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- Yeah.
- Hmm.

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- Right?
- Hmm.

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Did you figure it out?

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Not just her, everybody knows.

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- But how?
- Uh, fifth sense, right? Go, go, go.

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- Fifth sense. Yeah.
- Yeah, go. Bathroom?

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- Please go.
- Bathroom.

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Fifth sense is for the bathroom.

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But my sixth sense is telling me

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that all of you together
are conspiring against me.

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So many masks of me
and this prop of a door.

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What's happening?
Who's hiding behind that door?

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- Mikity.
- Oh.

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I think, my 25th birthday surprise
is hidden behind that door.

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- Isn't it?
- Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's why
you can't see the surprise, Twinkle.

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Really?

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Kiran, Twinkle can't see her own surprise,
but I can see it, right?

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Hey, then I want to see it as well

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and I promise
I won't tell anyone about it. Okay?

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- Yeah, yeah, come on.
- Uh, no, no, no.

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- Yeah, come on, come on. Take a look.
- Turn it around.

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Oh, this is so much fun.

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They are not showing me my surprise.

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One minute! What's going on here?

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I know all of you are running
some kind of an operation against me here.

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- What is he saying?
- Tell me what's going on here.

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And, Kiran, I know you since we were kids
and that expression on your face…

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- Definitely something's up.
- She's smiling.

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You. This is you.
This is your expression, Micky.

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I want to see who's behind that door!

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Uh…

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Okay. Go ahead.
Ruin her surprise. Take a look.

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Take a look, please go ahead. Look, look…

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- Yeah, of course I'm going to look.
- Go ahead. Take a look!

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We don't mind.

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<i>End of chapter twelve.</i>
