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I have proof
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that Mommy actually runs the house
like she's a tyrant.
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Really? Show us.
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I'll show you.
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Papa, why don't you tell everyone?
What happened last year?
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You wanted to take a break from your job
and you wanted to summit Mount Everest.
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What had happened? Tell us, tell us.
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What had happened?
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Mount Everest!
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Climbing Mount Everest
has always been your dream.
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You should 100% do it.
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- Yeah.
- The broccoli's here.
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- But listen, Priyanka.
- Yeah.
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I'm talking about professional
mountaineering here.
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It's possible that I might
have to quit my job for it.
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Yeah, then quit it.
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You want me to quit?
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Yeah. We'll sell our row house
and go live on rent.
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- But why do we have to sell this--
- Who cares? It will sell in a flash.
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Micky will buy it. Don't worry about it.
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Micky? But--
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You just get your knee ligament surgery
done before you leave
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and take care of your bronchitis.
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Because in the middle of the climb…
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"Hold on," if that starts happening,
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like those poor old mothers
in old Indian movies.
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And if your team leaves you behind,
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then you'll be left sitting there
and will freeze to death.
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And I'll become a widow.
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No. no. I--
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- Yeah, exactly. Just look at you.
- I was saying that--
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And then I'll have to go a marriage bureau
to get married again.
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- Marry another man?
- Yeah. Managing these two?
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I mean I can't manage Ruhaan
and Vedant all by myself.
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They're just children.
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And today we've ordered exotic broccoli,
zucchini and all.
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Tomorrow I'll inform him to bring us
cucumber, bottle gourd,
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cabbage and all these cheap vegetables,
all right?
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No, no. The kids won't like that.
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Now. Kids or more important
or Mount Everest? Tell me?
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Don't worry about these two at all.
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They don't deserve
to go to an IB school anyway.
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We'll get them admitted in Kandibai
Hathibai Datunwala Municipal School
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- and it's nearby as well.
- Datunwala?
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Yeah, they'll accept them.
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- No, but our kids can't go--
- It's okay.
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Kids with 35% marks get in.
Ours are 40 percenters.
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They'll both top there.
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- We can't just send them to random--
- Listen to me.
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Just call up an agent,
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for your investments, car, water tank,
kids' cycles, clothes, shoes,
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pressure cooker, smart TV, electronics,
my jewelry, sell everything.
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Because before my second marriage
if I don't find a job,
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I still need funds to run the house.
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You go climb Mount Everest.
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No.
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Priyanka.
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I was thinking that, uh,
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I'll let this ambition rest for now.
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For now, I'll just go and climb
that little hill that's behind the slums.
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I'll have my adventure.
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Mount Everest isn't going anywhere.
I'll go some day.
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Why? What happened suddenly?
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Did I say something wrong?
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Ruhaan, why would you bring up
what happened then now?
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Yeah, so Mamma did get Mount Everest
cancelled for you, didn't she?
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Yes, yes, but my lord,
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I'd like to clarify that Priyanka
had only influenced me.
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I mean, a little forcefully, she,
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she convinced me,
but her arguments were very logical.
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The decision was mine.
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But then, my lord,
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why does Priyanka not let anyone
live as they want to live?
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And, Priyanka, please tell me this.
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Ruhaan's every move
has your opinion, isn't it?
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Helicopter parenting is your thing,
isn't it?
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Tell me, tell me.
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Not at all.
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One moment, Mika Spicy Chicken Tikka.
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While sitting in a helicopter,
how can anybody actually raise children?
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"Ruhaan!
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Have you eaten, Ruhaan?"
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Twinkle.
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Helicopter parenting actually means,
what do they say, uh,
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it means that you hover over your children
while bringing them up.
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You know like how she
takes care of me, Pintal.
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You know when I go to heat my food
do you see how she hovers around me?
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- She keeps following me--
- Yeah. Yeah,
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because you end up putting the food
in the safe to heat it up.
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And you put the jewelry and the money
in the microwave instead.
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He always does this, my lord.
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My lord, please blush later.
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But I don't even make
any of these mistakes.
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So why does Mom
do helicopter parenting with me?
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And keeps hovering over my head?
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Because you eat your food
while you're studying, Ruhaan.
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Excuse me, but we all have done this
in our childhood, haven't we, Priyanka?
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But these children,
while eating their food,
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while studying, while listening to music,
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while chatting on the phone,
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while watching movies,
doom scroll reels all day,
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in the bathroom, my lord.
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Yeah.
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- Uh, but, Mr. Ronit.
- Yes?
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Isn't this what they call multitasking?
Everybody does it.
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And that's exactly what I do,
multitasking.
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You need first learn to do one task
properly and then move on to multitasking.
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Why, why? Did you all not hear my song?
All of you heard it.
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How was my song?
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Very, very, nice.
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So then why am I being stopped
from pursuing my passion?
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Please tell me.
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Look, my lord,
I'd like to repeat my statement.
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Priyanka does interfere
in everyone else's life.
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Adi, why don't you tell us?
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When you drive your car,
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does Priyanka do helicopter driving
with you or not? Tell us.
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- Uh, my lord…
- Hmm?
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…I'll tell you.
I was driving the car one day.
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And Priyanka was also driving
the same car.
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Careful, careful, careful, careful.
Truck, truck, truck.
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Careful, careful, careful, careful!
Slow, slow, slow. Hey!
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There's a man, there's a man there!
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You homeless man, move aside!
Adi, what are you doing?
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I've got eyes too.
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Fast, fast, fast, fast, fast.
We're going to miss the signal.
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- Kids have school. Kids have school.
- It's tomorrow.
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Yeah, I know it's tomorrow.
So, fast, fast, fast!
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Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow!
Look what's ahead! Just look what's ahead!
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- It's just a tree.
- It's just a tree!
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That was a close call.
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That's it.
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Why did you stop? It's just a tree.
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No, I'm done.
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- Huh?
- Here.
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- What?
- You drive.
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But what do you mean by, "You drive"?
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I don't know how to drive a car.
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Oh, you don't know?
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Then why are you teaching me
how to drive, Priyanka?
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When you cook lentils for us,
do I keep telling you,
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"Careful, careful, careful, careful!
Salt, salt, salt, salt, salt!
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Fast, fast, fast, fast!
Stir it up. Stir it up!
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The guests are here, they're hungry.
Come on!
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Hey, your scarf, your scarf, your scarf.
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It's going to catch on fire.
Take it away!"
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Do I say that?
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No, right?
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Then why are you instructing me
how to drive?
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May I drive now?
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You heard that, my lord, didn't you?
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So, Priyanka,
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what do you have to say about this?
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But I thought he wasn't concentrating
enough on the road.
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- The driver was not concentrating?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. It's possible, Tonic, my son.
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You see, when I was driving the car
on the side of the road,
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I saw Munmun
and even I lost my focus from the road.
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I ran over three people that day.
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Luckily, all three of them
were police officers,
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so there wasn't anyone there to arrest me.
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They were lying on the ground.
And thank God,
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because my driving license had expired,
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otherwise my car
would have been impounded for sure.
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Hey, one second, one second,
Uncle, Uncle, you see,
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we're talking about Adi's driving
right now.
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And, my lord,
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the fact is Priyanka has to keep
a strict check on Adi's driving,
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because Adi happens to be an idiot.
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Correct, my lord.
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This guy's so absent-minded, I tell you.
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This one time we had to go
to a condolence meeting in Delhi
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and this guy took us to a convocation.
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Okay, hold, hold on. my lord,
I agree that I am absent-minded.
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But it's in Priyanka's nature
to get her own way.
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She's the bossiest around the house.
She tries to control everything.
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She would ask
what everyone wants for dinner.
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Vedant would say, "Mamma, I want a pizza."
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She'd say, "Have some cardboard
with some cheese on it."
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Ruhaan would say,
"Mamma, I'd like a shawarma."
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Then she'd say,
"If you really want to have fungi,
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then I'll take you straight to the
hospital and put you on a saline drip."
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This…
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Ah, Adi. Bro, you're Priyanka's lawyer.
Just saying.
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Yeah. Sorry, sorry.
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My lord!
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Did you see that?
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Adi just admitted that Priyanka
is a control freak.
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Totally, my lord.
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Despite having an MBA degree,
she went and became a choreographer.
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And that to a pathetic one.
She was a failure.
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Nothing worked out for her,
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that's why she ended up
as an ordinary housewife.
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She couldn't build her own career,
so that's why she--
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Enough!
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Not one more word.
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Ronit.
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Please just dismiss this case right away.
It's done.
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Case dismissed.
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Can we talk?
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Ruhaan, you owe your mother
an apology for sure.
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- But, I--
- No, Ruhaan.
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Not for all those comments that you made
about her career as a choreographer,
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but rather for never understanding
your mother.
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That's why.
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Ruhaan, your mother was a very successful
choreographer, okay?
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But she wanted to be even more successful
in raising you and your brother.
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And that's why she sacrificed
her whole career for you.
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Do you know, she used to make a huge sum
just by working 15 days a month?
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And now she keeps running around
all of us for the entire month.
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What does she get in return?
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You call her "Hitler," "a flaw,"
such comments?
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How is that fair?
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Ruhaan, a mother is someone
who gives you your life, yes,
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but along with it she ends up
giving you her own life as well.
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Without expecting anything in return.
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Adi!
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And then, sometimes a mother
turns into "Mamma," as you can see.
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Adi.
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You've really got to do something
about Vedant.
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Look at this. Of all the things,
he's cut the mixer's main cable.
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Why?
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But, you were the one who told me that
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if I wanted to repair the mixer,
first I need to remove its plug.
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So I removed it.
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Oh, my brilliant little Einstein,
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I asked you to remove the plug
from the socket.
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I didn't ask you
to cut the plug of the mixer.
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But, he's a kid and you asked him
to repair the mixer, why would you?
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He was irritating me,
so I thought it'd keep him busy.
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Who would ask a kid to repair a mixer
to keep him busy?
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- Adi, you're impossible.
- Listen, listen, Priyanka, one second.
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You were going to experience
such an amazing moment
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right now and you just messed it up.
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Dad, what do we do for dinner?
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Okay, listen. It's already 9:30.
What are we doing for dinner?
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Tell me, tell me?
Should we order pasta or Mexican?
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Hmm?
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Tell me, tell me.
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You decide.
Order anything that you feel like having.
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Okay, so I should order now?
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And those mixed lentils and stuffed
tortillas that I've made at home,
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what should I do with those?
Feed them to a cow?
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Mamma.
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Hmm?
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I'm sorry.
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What's wrong?
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Ruhaan understood.
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And now it was finally time
to bring Micky back to his senses.
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Operation Grey Swimming Costume.
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- Uncle Kuku, look at the costume.
- Look at it, not through it.
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Does this ring a bell?
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Shake it and check.
If it rings, you'll hear it.
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Okay.
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No, it doesn't.
Why would anyone put a bell in this?
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No. When you look at this swimsuit,
does it remind you of something?
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That's what she's been asking.
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Exactly, Uncle Kuku.
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Does it?
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Who is this girl?
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- Does it ring a bell?
- Just a moment.
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- Okay, just a moment.
- What? What? What?
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Tell us, tell us.
Think harder, Uncle Newton.
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Come on, tell us quickly now.
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- Yeah. What?
- It's the same.
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The swimming costume of the same color
as the dip box.
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- Really?
- The one she was wearing.
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Who was?
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Sarika Sarikaskar Sarkaskar.
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I knew it!
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- No one's answering their phones.
- Huh.
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I'm sure that all these women
are conspiring against me.
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Come, come, come. Let's find out.
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There is no conspiracy.
It's a girls' night.
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So they're partying at Freddy's place.
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If it's a girl's night,
then why is Uncle Kuku there?
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Leaving Uncle Kuku alone with them
is dangerous, okay?
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Hmm, you know what he did the day before?
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The laundry guy came,
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and Uncle Kuku gave him all his clothes
to get them ironed from him.
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What's wrong with that?
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While he was handing him the clothes,
Uncle Kuku was completely butt naked.
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Yeah. Top to bottom.
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- Naked? But why so?
- Yeah!
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Aunty Rajni had told Uncle Kuku,
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uh, what do you call that the balcony,
yeah, go into the balcony.
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Remove all the clothes there
and give them to the laundry guy.
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- So then, did he--
- Yes.
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Instead of removing clothes
from the clothesline,
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he removed his own clothes.
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Thank God. Thank God
Aunty Rajni did not tell him
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to remove all the clothes and take them
over to the laundry guy's store.
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Hey, can you imagine?
00:14:06.785 --> 00:14:08.585 align:center
Uncle Kuku's walking on the road
and, "Munmun, Munmun,
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ah, I'm a good guy, I'm a good guy.
Check it out, Munmun, Munmun."
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Hey, Micky.
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Can you call up Uncle Ravjiani,
because I have a minor problem.
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What happened?
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You know, the society's secretary, Wadhwa,
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he's suddenly filed a police complaint
against me.
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What?
00:14:24.465 --> 00:14:26.305 align:center
Nothing, I just rammed my scooter
into him.
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So he flew up in the air
and then fell down with a thud.
00:14:31.225 --> 00:14:33.025 align:center
And the moment he fell he called the cops.
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Come on, please call him.
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If I get arrested, I won't be able to go
to my cousin Arijit's place.
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It's very urgent.
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Now what has happened to Arijit?
00:14:41.105 --> 00:14:42.785 align:center
No, no. Arijit is absolutely fine.
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Thank God.
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Just that his whole house has burnt up.
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What?
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Yeah, along with that
40 lakh rupees in cash,
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two antique chairs
and Uncle Ranjeet has also gone.
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Antique chairs got burnt?
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And two of them?
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Hmm. Uncle Ranjeet was sitting on one.
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Okay.
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Those chairs must be expensive.
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- Please call him, it's an emergency.
- Yeah.
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He will save you for sure.
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But then, I'm very scared.
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There's something
being planned against me?
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Twinkle, just listen to me and understand.
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Micky is having an affair
with Sarika, okay?
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Hmm.
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And we are going to prove it
to you right now.
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- Yes.
- Hmm? Kiran, just tell her.
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- Okay, turn around.
- Hmm.
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- So I--
- Don't listen to her.
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I will tell you.
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Satpute, have you managed to figure out
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how we can expose
my piece of crap son-in-law?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
00:15:41.025 --> 00:15:42.945 align:center
- I do have a way.
- Okay.
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Which would make Micky tell you the truth.
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Is there really a way?
00:15:47.305 --> 00:15:48.865 align:center
Yes, yes, yes.
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Okay.
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Yes.
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Scopolamine tablets.
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Foolproof truth serum.
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Just mix these in his food.
He'll start singing like a canary.
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But will this thing work?
00:16:05.025 --> 00:16:06.465 align:center
Yes, yes, yes.
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Yes.
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I had tried these on my wife.
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And she sang the whole truth to me.
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That my four children
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respect me a lot.
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Then why do you look so sad about this?
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We only have one child.
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No, no, no. Oh, no. I mean to say,
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oh, no!
00:16:35.825 --> 00:16:39.025 align:center
- But, uh, who'll we test this on?
- Sir.
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Yeah.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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- Uh, Vishnusharman.
- Yeah?
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Come, sit here.
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- Vishnusharman, my boy.
- Hmm?
00:16:54.625 --> 00:16:56.785 align:center
- Would you like some sweets?
- Sure, sir.
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Hold on.
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How do I believe that this swimming
costume belongs to Sarika?
00:17:02.385 --> 00:17:04.065 align:center
- Exactly!
- Huh?
00:17:04.145 --> 00:17:06.345 align:center
You need to get her those,
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Sarika's undergarments, lingerie,
and if they're both the same size,
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then we can think about it.
00:17:13.625 --> 00:17:14.545 align:center
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
00:17:14.625 --> 00:17:16.305 align:center
- He's flipped sides again.
- Correct.
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What nonsense!
00:17:17.945 --> 00:17:21.305 align:center
You want us to go to Sarika's house
and request her,
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"Excuse me. May we please borrow
your undergarments, just for ten minutes?"
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What are you saying?
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Why not?
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We can try it once.
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Shall we?
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CHANCHALABAI CHIMMANRAO CHINCHKAR LANE
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Chumbak
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Chumbak
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No, no, the one who's sitting there
on the cot, ask her. Yeah.
00:17:43.385 --> 00:17:44.465 align:center
Right. We can ask her. Let me ask her.
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Excuse me!
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- Hi.
- Uh, can you tell us where Sarika lives?
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Which Sarika are you looking for?
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Three Sarikas live here.
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Sarika the moneylender
who also makes pickles?
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Sarika Surendra,
who whistles and does crowd control?
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Or Sarika Sureshrao Sarikaskar Sarkaskar?
00:18:02.105 --> 00:18:03.065 align:center
- Yeah, That's the one.
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God,
all three Sarikas are hardcore.
00:18:05.545 --> 00:18:08.425 align:center
Yeah, but the third one
is the one we're looking for.
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Where is Sarika?
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She's my brother's wife.
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- Amazing!
- Yeah!
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What work do you guys have with Sarika?
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Ah. Ah, ahh do you--
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Come on, come on. Tell her.
Tell her. Come on.
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You must be aware
of your sister-in-law's size right?
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5'4".
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She's so big?
00:18:28.425 --> 00:18:30.305 align:center
Whose size can be so big, Priyanka?
00:18:30.385 --> 00:18:32.785 align:center
She's talking about her height.
Not her size…
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Oh.
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You see. Actually, we need her, uh…
00:18:36.585 --> 00:18:38.065 align:center
the, uh,
00:18:39.025 --> 00:18:41.785 align:center
- Aunty Rajni, you please tell her.
- Ask her, Rajni.
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Uh, yeah. Uh…
00:18:47.265 --> 00:18:48.585 align:center
Um…
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Listen her, uh, that size of--
00:18:51.865 --> 00:18:54.545 align:center
The thing we all wear but is not visible?
00:18:54.625 --> 00:18:55.705 align:center
What?
00:18:55.785 --> 00:18:57.225 align:center
Insoles?
00:18:57.305 --> 00:18:59.105 align:center
Contact lens?
00:18:59.185 --> 00:19:00.545 align:center
Diapers!
00:19:00.625 --> 00:19:01.785 align:center
Eye mask?
00:19:01.865 --> 00:19:04.185 align:center
When you wear an eye mask,
is it not visible?
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Nothing's visible. When I wear
an eye mask, I can't see anything.
00:19:08.065 --> 00:19:10.905 align:center
Oh, my God. What do I do?
Where do I bash my head?
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Listen. We need Sarika's
undergarments for a bit,
00:19:14.465 --> 00:19:17.505 align:center
so that we can match their size
with this swimming costume.
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Undergarments. Say it openly.
00:19:21.065 --> 00:19:23.265 align:center
If we want to match
the size of this top here
00:19:23.345 --> 00:19:26.785 align:center
with Sarika's undergarments and all,
specifically a bra?
00:19:26.865 --> 00:19:28.145 align:center
A new one will do?
00:19:28.225 --> 00:19:31.745 align:center
The cup from the old bra was made
into a mask for Aunty Mrinmayi.
00:19:32.825 --> 00:19:34.105 align:center
She has TB.
00:19:34.665 --> 00:19:35.505 align:center
Oh!
00:19:36.865 --> 00:19:38.225 align:center
Hold on. Wait a minute.
00:19:38.305 --> 00:19:41.225 align:center
This swimming costume
is not my sister-in-law's size.
00:19:41.305 --> 00:19:42.305 align:center
There you go.
00:19:44.305 --> 00:19:45.585 align:center
You see?
00:19:46.985 --> 00:19:48.425 align:center
- Huh?
- What?
00:19:48.505 --> 00:19:52.345 align:center
I told you this swimming costume
doesn't belong to Sarika. Now it's proven.
00:19:52.425 --> 00:19:56.225 align:center
- When?
- Just now. In my imagination, Priyanka.
00:19:56.305 --> 00:19:58.785 align:center
You were all there with me in my thoughts.
00:19:58.865 --> 00:20:01.665 align:center
Aunty Gulshan was also there.
So you can go ask her.
00:20:02.585 --> 00:20:07.625 align:center
We all clearly saw that this swimming
costume is not Sarika's size at all.
00:20:07.705 --> 00:20:10.105 align:center
Topic over. Bye, guys.
00:20:10.185 --> 00:20:12.625 align:center
- What? Hey, Twinkle!
- Wait! Twinkle! Twinkle!
00:20:12.705 --> 00:20:14.705 align:center
Listen, Twinkle. Where are you going?
00:20:14.785 --> 00:20:16.465 align:center
First, you both listen to me.
00:20:16.545 --> 00:20:19.225 align:center
My 25th birthday is just 45 days away.
00:20:19.305 --> 00:20:21.705 align:center
There is no time.
You guys need to start preparing.
00:20:21.785 --> 00:20:22.905 align:center
What the--
00:20:22.985 --> 00:20:24.625 align:center
Aunty Rajni!
00:20:24.705 --> 00:20:26.265 align:center
- She just left.
- Yeah.
00:20:26.345 --> 00:20:28.825 align:center
Obviously!
She's not gonna just believe us, guys.
00:20:28.905 --> 00:20:29.905 align:center
You're right.
00:20:29.985 --> 00:20:31.785 align:center
Until she sees Micky herself,
00:20:31.865 --> 00:20:34.025 align:center
fooling around
with some other random girl,
00:20:34.105 --> 00:20:36.305 align:center
- she's not gonna believe us.
- Exactly.
00:20:36.385 --> 00:20:37.465 align:center
So, let's show her.
00:20:37.545 --> 00:20:38.425 align:center
But how?
00:20:59.865 --> 00:21:04.705 align:center
Honey trap means,
a plan to catch Micky red-handed.
00:21:04.785 --> 00:21:07.105 align:center
End of Chapter 10.