WEBVTT

00:00:38.145 --> 00:00:41.545 align:center
I have decided to file for divorce
and that is final.

00:00:41.625 --> 00:00:43.865 align:center
Listen, Kuku, was it the same girl
the other day

00:00:43.945 --> 00:00:45.785 align:center
in the Jacuzzi with this useless octopus?

00:00:46.345 --> 00:00:49.065 align:center
Okay, guys! This is my college
friend, Ronit Roy Chaudhary.

00:00:49.145 --> 00:00:50.985 align:center
And he's also a memorial singer.

00:00:51.065 --> 00:00:52.745 align:center
- What's your name?
- Rajni Merchant.

00:00:52.825 --> 00:00:55.945 align:center
No, no, no, no. Rajni Desai.
I recently got divorced.

00:00:56.025 --> 00:00:57.265 align:center
Where were you, Ruhaan?

00:00:57.345 --> 00:00:59.545 align:center
Whatever you want to say,
say it to my advocate, all right?

00:00:59.625 --> 00:01:02.665 align:center
This is my notice.
I need a reply in seven working days.

00:01:02.745 --> 00:01:05.905 align:center
And in case you don't agree to my terms,
I will see you in court.

00:01:05.985 --> 00:01:07.025 align:center
- Listen, ma'am.
- Yeah?

00:01:07.105 --> 00:01:08.745 align:center
The garbage that sir gave me
the other day,

00:01:08.825 --> 00:01:10.905 align:center
I guess he threw this away
as well by mistake.

00:01:10.985 --> 00:01:11.865 align:center
What?

00:01:11.945 --> 00:01:13.225 align:center
That swimsuit?

00:01:13.305 --> 00:01:16.265 align:center
Twinkle, on Friday
at Linguine's memorial service,

00:01:16.345 --> 00:01:19.385 align:center
we are going to make a very big
announcement in front of your father.

00:01:19.465 --> 00:01:22.665 align:center
And after the announcement,
in a single voice we'll start a protest.

00:01:22.745 --> 00:01:23.865 align:center
But in whose voice?

00:01:25.065 --> 00:01:26.185 align:center
Okay, now tell me.

00:01:26.265 --> 00:01:28.905 align:center
What was the fraud
that Kuku was talking about?

00:01:29.785 --> 00:01:34.465 align:center
And did Kiran manage to trap Micky
with her swimsuit tactic?

00:01:34.545 --> 00:01:37.585 align:center
And how was the divorce notice received?
Please tell us about that as well.

00:01:37.665 --> 00:01:38.665 align:center
Okay.

00:01:38.745 --> 00:01:39.825 align:center
Chapter 9.

00:01:39.905 --> 00:01:42.385 align:center
Kiran made an urgent phone call
to Aunty Rajni

00:01:42.465 --> 00:01:45.265 align:center
to discuss the swimming costume issue.

00:01:45.345 --> 00:01:47.425 align:center
At least tell me what my fault is?

00:01:47.505 --> 00:01:49.185 align:center
- I brought the mobile.
- One minute.

00:01:49.265 --> 00:01:51.665 align:center
- Yeah, Kiran, tell me.
- Aunty Rajni, can we talk?

00:01:51.745 --> 00:01:55.265 align:center
Can we talk? Can I have a minute
for myself when Kuku's around?

00:01:55.345 --> 00:01:57.745 align:center
- Listen…
- Thank you so much, Kuku.

00:01:57.825 --> 00:01:58.905 align:center
Did you enjoy it?

00:01:58.985 --> 00:02:01.065 align:center
Oh, Rajni's bathroom is beautiful.

00:02:01.145 --> 00:02:02.785 align:center
<i>- Hold on, hold on.</i>
- Yeah, okay.

00:02:02.865 --> 00:02:04.785 align:center
- Was she in my bathroom?
- Yeah.

00:02:04.865 --> 00:02:07.305 align:center
Because I was using my bathroom, right?

00:02:07.385 --> 00:02:09.625 align:center
And there was no water
in poor Munmun's house.

00:02:09.705 --> 00:02:11.185 align:center
Where will she shower?

00:02:11.265 --> 00:02:13.625 align:center
So I said, "Just go
and use Jharni's bathroom."

00:02:13.705 --> 00:02:18.585 align:center
Yeah. The imported shampoo, that loofah.
When will all that come in handy?

00:02:18.665 --> 00:02:20.105 align:center
Jharni will be so happy.

00:02:20.185 --> 00:02:23.145 align:center
And I love this shampoo and loofah, Kuku.

00:02:23.225 --> 00:02:25.065 align:center
Keep it. Take it home.

00:02:25.145 --> 00:02:26.185 align:center
Really?

00:02:26.265 --> 00:02:30.065 align:center
- Yeah. She's a very generous woman.
- Aww!

00:02:30.145 --> 00:02:31.905 align:center
Thank you, Rajni. How sweet!

00:02:33.345 --> 00:02:35.225 align:center
- Bye, Kuku.
- Bye.

00:02:36.985 --> 00:02:38.265 align:center
She's such a nice girl.

00:02:38.345 --> 00:02:39.865 align:center
- <i>Hello.</i>
- Yeah.

00:02:39.945 --> 00:02:41.705 align:center
Everything all right? What happened?

00:02:41.785 --> 00:02:44.705 align:center
He had left his mobile phone
in his pant pocket in the bathroom.

00:02:44.785 --> 00:02:46.145 align:center
Yeah, so when you yelled at me,

00:02:46.225 --> 00:02:49.105 align:center
I went and brought my mobile phone
out from the pant pocket,

00:02:49.185 --> 00:02:50.065 align:center
then what's your problem?

00:02:50.145 --> 00:02:52.185 align:center
Oh-ho, but you should have worn
your pants as well, right?

00:02:52.265 --> 00:02:53.305 align:center
Look.

00:02:57.945 --> 00:02:59.545 align:center
Yeah, but you should have told me before.

00:02:59.625 --> 00:03:03.385 align:center
- Your requests just keep coming in.
- Requests? Huh?

00:03:03.465 --> 00:03:07.025 align:center
Are you performing on stage
that I'd make requests to you one by one?

00:03:07.105 --> 00:03:08.105 align:center
You're taunting me?

00:03:08.185 --> 00:03:10.625 align:center
Go ahead, keep taunting me,
I don't want to live in this house.

00:03:10.705 --> 00:03:11.745 align:center
Hey, let me call you back.

00:03:11.825 --> 00:03:14.545 align:center
He's running away from home
without wearing his pants. Listen to me.

00:03:14.625 --> 00:03:15.625 align:center
Yeah, Aunty, take your time.

00:03:15.705 --> 00:03:17.985 align:center
But please, do call me back, okay?
I need to talk to you urgently.

00:03:18.065 --> 00:03:19.985 align:center
No, I'm going to Friday's house.

00:03:20.065 --> 00:03:22.625 align:center
Okay, you go wherever you want to go,
just please wear your pants.

00:03:22.705 --> 00:03:24.025 align:center
- I won't wear pants.
- All right, listen. Hey, Uncle Kuku.

00:03:24.105 --> 00:03:27.145 align:center
Rajni, shh. Please calm down, guys.
I'm right here.

00:03:27.225 --> 00:03:30.025 align:center
Here, I've got his pants.
Uncle, wear them, please.

00:03:31.665 --> 00:03:33.745 align:center
- Rajni, will you-- Ah…
- There's a new issue every day.

00:03:33.825 --> 00:03:37.145 align:center
You know that cleaning lady Tillottama,
right? He was about to pick her up.

00:03:37.865 --> 00:03:40.385 align:center
Yeah, but you are the one
who had requested,

00:03:40.465 --> 00:03:42.665 align:center
to pick up Tillottama
and give her the garbage.

00:03:42.745 --> 00:03:46.705 align:center
I had told you to pick up the garbage
and give the garbage to Tillottama.

00:03:46.785 --> 00:03:49.225 align:center
- Pick up Tillottama. That's what you said.
- All right, it's my fault.

00:03:49.305 --> 00:03:51.985 align:center
- Yeah.
- Now wear your pants or I will…

00:03:52.065 --> 00:03:54.705 align:center
I'll expose you.
I'll tell everyone about your fraud.

00:03:54.785 --> 00:03:57.425 align:center
Hey, Uncle Kuku, forget about it.
Wear your pants.

00:03:59.625 --> 00:04:00.665 align:center
And you…

00:04:01.785 --> 00:04:04.385 align:center
- Oh, my God!
- Look at this!

00:04:10.505 --> 00:04:14.705 align:center
You mean, Micky brought a girl over
to his house yet again?

00:04:14.785 --> 00:04:17.665 align:center
But this girl in question was wearing
a swimming costume,

00:04:17.745 --> 00:04:20.305 align:center
a grey colored two-piece.

00:04:20.385 --> 00:04:22.065 align:center
Isn't this that grey swimming costume?

00:04:22.145 --> 00:04:24.705 align:center
Exactly. Let's go ask Micky
what's all this about.

00:04:24.785 --> 00:04:27.745 align:center
No, no, no, no.
Listen, not right now, wait, okay?

00:04:27.825 --> 00:04:30.545 align:center
First, let's carefully investigate
about this thing.

00:04:30.625 --> 00:04:32.985 align:center
Then, with adequate proof,
we will expose Micky.

00:04:33.065 --> 00:04:35.265 align:center
But for now, we need to stand by Priyanka.

00:04:35.345 --> 00:04:37.585 align:center
Ruhaan has given her a divorce notice,
hasn't he?

00:04:37.665 --> 00:04:40.305 align:center
She was talking about leaving home
and going back to Kolkata.

00:04:40.865 --> 00:04:43.745 align:center
You're right, you're right.
Listen, speaking of Kolkata…

00:04:43.825 --> 00:04:46.225 align:center
- Hmm.
- Priyanka just disconnected my call today.

00:04:46.305 --> 00:04:48.585 align:center
I'm sorry, but how does Kolkata
remind you of that?

00:04:48.665 --> 00:04:52.825 align:center
She's a "call-cutter." She cut it thrice.
"Call-cutter," Kolkata.

00:04:53.985 --> 00:04:55.425 align:center
No.

00:04:55.505 --> 00:04:58.905 align:center
Listen, Rajni.
Why do you get so worked up? Hmm?

00:04:59.545 --> 00:05:00.865 align:center
You know, right?

00:05:00.945 --> 00:05:04.065 align:center
Uncle Kuku is gone a little cuckoo
in the head, that's it.

00:05:04.145 --> 00:05:07.865 align:center
I'm so sorry. Thank you so much,
because of us--

00:05:09.585 --> 00:05:11.185 align:center
I've said this before,

00:05:11.265 --> 00:05:15.145 align:center
from now on all the problems in your life
are my problems.

00:05:16.145 --> 00:05:18.665 align:center
That's better. And I…

00:05:20.265 --> 00:05:23.145 align:center
Uh, wa-what's this? What will my
ex-husband think if he sees us?

00:05:23.985 --> 00:05:26.625 align:center
- Should I let go?
- No, uh, there's no hurry.

00:05:26.705 --> 00:05:30.105 align:center
I-I-I'll go and make some tea for you
with mint and ginger in it.

00:05:30.705 --> 00:05:31.545 align:center
Listen.

00:05:34.505 --> 00:05:36.345 align:center
This time, uh…

00:05:36.425 --> 00:05:38.665 align:center
don't put garlic by mistake, hmm?

00:05:43.065 --> 00:05:44.185 align:center
Tonic!

00:05:45.105 --> 00:05:46.625 align:center
Kuku uncle. What the--

00:05:46.705 --> 00:05:48.545 align:center
Look at this, I'm wearing pants now.

00:05:48.625 --> 00:05:50.745 align:center
Yes, now you are looking handsome, huh?

00:05:51.465 --> 00:05:54.265 align:center
You're also…
Come on, let's take a photo together.

00:05:54.345 --> 00:05:56.785 align:center
We don't have any picture
of us wearing pants.

00:05:56.865 --> 00:05:58.945 align:center
In fact, we don't have
any picture together.

00:05:59.025 --> 00:06:00.065 align:center
Let's click one now.

00:06:03.865 --> 00:06:05.385 align:center
Jharni!

00:06:05.465 --> 00:06:06.945 align:center
We've found our little--

00:06:07.025 --> 00:06:09.425 align:center
He is not our little son, all right?

00:06:09.505 --> 00:06:10.985 align:center
My dear, Adi.

00:06:16.385 --> 00:06:17.905 align:center
- What is going on, Aunty Gulshan?
- Shh!

00:06:17.985 --> 00:06:20.745 align:center
- Quiet! Can you keep it down!
- What's going on?

00:06:20.825 --> 00:06:22.425 align:center
You know that Wadhwa guy?

00:06:22.505 --> 00:06:24.945 align:center
That man who has been
our colony's secretary

00:06:25.025 --> 00:06:27.905 align:center
- for the last 104 years.
- Only four years.

00:06:27.985 --> 00:06:30.785 align:center
- I got the years little here or there.
- A hundred years?

00:06:31.665 --> 00:06:34.065 align:center
You know what?
He has called in the gardener here.

00:06:34.145 --> 00:06:37.385 align:center
And he has made him dig a hole
right behind my row house.

00:06:37.465 --> 00:06:38.705 align:center
- Oh!
- And look,

00:06:38.785 --> 00:06:41.585 align:center
just look what I have found in that hole.

00:06:42.105 --> 00:06:43.545 align:center
Whose is it?

00:06:43.625 --> 00:06:45.345 align:center
How would I know that?

00:06:45.425 --> 00:06:47.105 align:center
But I tell you, Adi,

00:06:47.185 --> 00:06:49.665 align:center
this is a ticking time bomb.

00:06:49.745 --> 00:06:52.025 align:center
And I've found two of these, Adi.

00:06:56.345 --> 00:07:00.625 align:center
Mandar, please tell us what we should do
about the divorce notice?

00:07:01.505 --> 00:07:03.545 align:center
Hey! One moment, just listen.

00:07:03.625 --> 00:07:06.505 align:center
You know this whole issue
of Ruhaan's divorce…

00:07:06.585 --> 00:07:09.625 align:center
We will all come together and sort it out.
You do me a favor.

00:07:09.705 --> 00:07:13.065 align:center
Just read this excavation notice, please.

00:07:13.665 --> 00:07:15.785 align:center
And tell me what my reply should be.

00:07:15.865 --> 00:07:16.945 align:center
Excavation?

00:07:17.025 --> 00:07:18.505 align:center
- A government notice?
- Yeah.

00:07:18.585 --> 00:07:20.865 align:center
The government has sent us a legal notice.

00:07:20.945 --> 00:07:23.265 align:center
Mandar, you know,
it's for our Chumbak Colony.

00:07:26.065 --> 00:07:27.825 align:center
Why did Priyanka disconnect my call?

00:07:27.905 --> 00:07:31.025 align:center
She's not picking anybody's calls.
She's only picking plates,

00:07:31.105 --> 00:07:34.145 align:center
to break them. She broke a dinner set
worth 42,000 rupees.

00:07:35.105 --> 00:07:36.705 align:center
Rest, everything is well.

00:07:36.785 --> 00:07:37.825 align:center
Really?

00:07:41.425 --> 00:07:43.825 align:center
He says, "Everything is well."

00:07:44.625 --> 00:07:47.905 align:center
This is a divorce notice.

00:07:49.785 --> 00:07:51.585 align:center
- Hey, Priyanka!
- Hmm.

00:07:51.665 --> 00:07:54.705 align:center
This is a divorce notice, that's a plate.
Kindly put it down.

00:07:57.865 --> 00:07:58.785 align:center
Not like that.

00:08:02.185 --> 00:08:05.145 align:center
My own son is asking for a divorce, Adi.

00:08:05.745 --> 00:08:07.625 align:center
- And you?
- I'm just playing it cool.

00:08:08.785 --> 00:08:11.305 align:center
Cool happens to be your trademark,
isn't it?

00:08:12.145 --> 00:08:14.745 align:center
You know, what he said to me last month?

00:08:14.825 --> 00:08:17.585 align:center
"Priyanka, you know,
your uncle had called me from Dubai

00:08:17.665 --> 00:08:19.745 align:center
and he's bringing your aunt to India."

00:08:19.825 --> 00:08:21.025 align:center
Yeah, so?

00:08:21.105 --> 00:08:24.385 align:center
My uncle was bringing
my aunt's dead body to India.

00:08:24.465 --> 00:08:25.705 align:center
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah!

00:08:25.785 --> 00:08:28.145 align:center
And I made a phone call
to my uncle as well.

00:08:28.225 --> 00:08:32.945 align:center
"Uncle, you have to bring Aunty home
this time around for sure.

00:08:33.025 --> 00:08:36.345 align:center
I'm making chickpeas,
chocolate fudge cake and biryani for her.

00:08:36.425 --> 00:08:38.345 align:center
I'm sure she's gonna love it."

00:08:40.145 --> 00:08:43.025 align:center
He got so angry and said,
"What nonsense, Priyanka?

00:08:43.105 --> 00:08:45.545 align:center
Have you lost your mind?"
That's what he said, remember?

00:08:45.625 --> 00:08:48.265 align:center
Look, Priyanka, when he said,
"What nonsense, Priyanka!"

00:08:48.345 --> 00:08:49.825 align:center
I did tell you, right?

00:08:49.905 --> 00:08:52.025 align:center
That he's bringing Aunty's dead body here.

00:08:52.785 --> 00:08:54.425 align:center
Don't move. Just wait, hold on.

00:08:54.505 --> 00:08:56.985 align:center
Hey! I told her everything.
Okay, listen, listen.

00:08:57.065 --> 00:08:58.545 align:center
Aunty was basically murdered.

00:08:58.625 --> 00:09:01.985 align:center
Her sister-in law killed her like this,
so Uncle was bringing her dead body here,

00:09:02.065 --> 00:09:04.065 align:center
along with the sofa set
and other duty-free items.

00:09:04.945 --> 00:09:08.185 align:center
Hey, what the hell are you saying, Adi?
How can you be so relaxed?

00:09:08.265 --> 00:09:11.185 align:center
No, no, I'm usually very stressed inside.
Only my face is relaxed.

00:09:13.185 --> 00:09:16.465 align:center
But then, Adi,
Ruhaan has sent you a legal notice,

00:09:16.545 --> 00:09:18.785 align:center
how can you be so cool
about this whole thing?

00:09:18.865 --> 00:09:20.185 align:center
Exactly.

00:09:21.625 --> 00:09:25.945 align:center
Because this divorce notice
does not have any legal value.

00:09:26.025 --> 00:09:27.625 align:center
Yes, and so what if it does?

00:09:28.585 --> 00:09:29.585 align:center
Baby.

00:09:29.665 --> 00:09:31.025 align:center
To hell with the notice.

00:09:31.105 --> 00:09:34.225 align:center
My daddy keeps getting some
or the other notice every other week

00:09:34.305 --> 00:09:35.465 align:center
from our neighbors.

00:09:35.545 --> 00:09:37.345 align:center
Saying that your Pappu
needs to be tied up.

00:09:37.425 --> 00:09:40.025 align:center
Your Pappu has bitten
my poor old grandmother.

00:09:40.105 --> 00:09:44.865 align:center
Now tell me, a poor lion
like a full grown African lion,

00:09:44.945 --> 00:09:48.265 align:center
how is it possible for us
to tie the poor thing up all day?

00:09:48.345 --> 00:09:50.625 align:center
He needs some exercise, doesn't he?

00:09:51.385 --> 00:09:52.945 align:center
Is your poor Pappu a lion?

00:09:53.025 --> 00:09:54.505 align:center
And he's really famous.

00:09:54.585 --> 00:09:57.705 align:center
They even printed his picture
once on the front page.

00:09:57.785 --> 00:09:59.345 align:center
"Lion devours the home chef."

00:09:59.425 --> 00:10:01.025 align:center
Crazy.

00:10:01.105 --> 00:10:02.865 align:center
The lion devoured the cook?

00:10:02.945 --> 00:10:05.625 align:center
- It was all fake news, Dharmendra!
- Oh, thank God!

00:10:05.705 --> 00:10:08.025 align:center
Pappu had actually eaten our old driver.

00:10:09.905 --> 00:10:11.985 align:center
And those people mixed up all the facts.

00:10:12.065 --> 00:10:15.865 align:center
But our dear genius, Ruhaan
has not written anything wrong here.

00:10:16.465 --> 00:10:20.265 align:center
He has sent such a perfectly worded
notice, you know. You must read it.

00:10:20.345 --> 00:10:23.025 align:center
- Yeah.
- And all of you, just grow up.

00:10:23.105 --> 00:10:23.985 align:center
Hey!

00:10:24.065 --> 00:10:27.065 align:center
Let go, and just think
about what to do next.

00:10:27.585 --> 00:10:28.585 align:center
Adi?

00:10:31.265 --> 00:10:34.465 align:center
Look at this. Just take a look,
this will blow your mind, Rajni.

00:10:35.305 --> 00:10:36.345 align:center
What's in this?

00:10:36.425 --> 00:10:39.505 align:center
This is what the government
has sent us the notice for.

00:10:40.065 --> 00:10:41.265 align:center
What is it?

00:10:41.345 --> 00:10:42.585 align:center
Check it out.

00:10:46.585 --> 00:10:50.625 align:center
These two time bombs can blow up
our whole Chumbak Colony, Rajni.

00:10:55.545 --> 00:10:59.985 align:center
These two were found when they dug up
my backyard. Two Hutoxis.

00:11:01.225 --> 00:11:04.105 align:center
Oh, my God! Adi, the rat is back again.

00:11:04.185 --> 00:11:05.225 align:center
A rat?

00:11:05.305 --> 00:11:06.705 align:center
This time the scoundrel
got into the fridge.

00:11:06.785 --> 00:11:08.665 align:center
- Oh, my God!
- All right, relax, relax.

00:11:08.745 --> 00:11:11.625 align:center
We can't relax, Freddy?
What if the poor rat catches a cold?

00:11:13.225 --> 00:11:15.785 align:center
The rat was wearing a sweater, yeah?

00:11:15.865 --> 00:11:17.505 align:center
And if it's too cold in there he can use

00:11:17.585 --> 00:11:19.305 align:center
the leftover tortilla
and wear it like a blanket.

00:11:19.385 --> 00:11:21.625 align:center
But Priyanka makes really thin tortillas.

00:11:21.705 --> 00:11:23.425 align:center
Hey, one minute! Hold on, guys!

00:11:23.505 --> 00:11:24.625 align:center
I know how to catch a rat.

00:11:24.705 --> 00:11:25.905 align:center
Really?

00:11:25.985 --> 00:11:27.745 align:center
I know how to hold a dog.

00:11:27.825 --> 00:11:30.945 align:center
See, how lovingly
I'm holding Bulbul baby here.

00:11:31.025 --> 00:11:32.105 align:center
Look at her.

00:11:33.185 --> 00:11:35.105 align:center
- Do you know how to hold her?
- Yeah, I'll hold her.

00:11:35.185 --> 00:11:36.425 align:center
You, you, you go and handle that rat.

00:11:36.505 --> 00:11:38.705 align:center
Yeah, yeah, yeah, give it here,
give me the napkin.

00:11:38.785 --> 00:11:40.985 align:center
Oh, he's running around inside.
He's jumping.

00:11:41.905 --> 00:11:44.465 align:center
He's panicking, he's panicking.

00:11:44.545 --> 00:11:46.265 align:center
We need to we need to make him feel

00:11:46.345 --> 00:11:49.585 align:center
like that we have no intention
of harming him. He's safe.

00:11:49.665 --> 00:11:50.905 align:center
That we're not his enemies.

00:11:53.425 --> 00:11:54.425 align:center
Huh?

00:11:54.505 --> 00:11:55.945 align:center
That is an epiphany.

00:11:56.825 --> 00:11:58.425 align:center
- Huh?
- Priyanka.

00:11:58.505 --> 00:12:00.705 align:center
We have to deal with Ruhaan
exactly like this.

00:12:00.785 --> 00:12:02.905 align:center
Ruhaan's also in the refrigerator?

00:12:03.505 --> 00:12:05.865 align:center
Just because he sent you
a notice for divorce,

00:12:05.945 --> 00:12:09.185 align:center
you guys have actually locked up
the poor child in the refrigerator?

00:12:09.265 --> 00:12:12.425 align:center
I'm talking about the divorce notice.
God knows what she's talking about.

00:12:13.025 --> 00:12:17.265 align:center
We need to respond to this divorce notice
very tactfully, all right?

00:12:17.345 --> 00:12:18.865 align:center
- Yes.
- Or else this case…

00:12:18.945 --> 00:12:21.705 align:center
Yeah, but when he can't legally
get a divorce from us, then--

00:12:21.785 --> 00:12:24.505 align:center
No, but he can go to court
and ask for a legal separation.

00:12:24.585 --> 00:12:25.945 align:center
Really?

00:12:26.025 --> 00:12:27.145 align:center
On what grounds?

00:12:27.665 --> 00:12:28.665 align:center
Cricket?

00:12:29.785 --> 00:12:30.945 align:center
Tell me, come on.

00:12:31.025 --> 00:12:32.465 align:center
Listen--

00:12:32.545 --> 00:12:33.985 align:center
She's not done yet.

00:12:34.065 --> 00:12:36.385 align:center
When a mother who only wants the
best for her child appears in court,

00:12:36.465 --> 00:12:38.905 align:center
who will dare rule against her?
Tell me, tell me?

00:12:40.705 --> 00:12:43.905 align:center
All right, let's assume the judge agrees
with Ruhaan's argument, hmm?

00:12:43.985 --> 00:12:45.705 align:center
Under what section will he charge me?

00:12:46.305 --> 00:12:49.785 align:center
What on earth is my crime?
Mental harassment? Child labor?

00:12:50.665 --> 00:12:52.225 align:center
Tell me, tell me!

00:12:52.305 --> 00:12:53.665 align:center
Not yet.

00:12:53.745 --> 00:12:54.785 align:center
Huh?

00:12:55.985 --> 00:12:58.345 align:center
- Go, go, go, now, now.
- Yeah, so I think that--

00:12:58.425 --> 00:13:01.145 align:center
There is no such law in this world
that could ever punish a mother

00:13:01.225 --> 00:13:04.385 align:center
for bringing up her child
with good values and morals.

00:13:04.465 --> 00:13:05.985 align:center
Okay, Mr. Aditya Khanna?

00:13:06.065 --> 00:13:07.105 align:center
You've missed your chance.

00:13:07.185 --> 00:13:09.785 align:center
- The gap was so small that I just…
- It's always this small.

00:13:09.865 --> 00:13:11.545 align:center
I got it, got it, got it.

00:13:11.625 --> 00:13:12.665 align:center
Got it.

00:13:12.745 --> 00:13:13.865 align:center
Micky, mouse.

00:13:13.945 --> 00:13:15.985 align:center
- Hey! Dharmendra!
- Throw it on him, throw it.

00:13:16.065 --> 00:13:17.625 align:center
- You want to pet it?
- No, no, no.

00:13:17.705 --> 00:13:19.785 align:center
- Hey, Mr. Cardiac Surgeon!
- What kind of surgeon is he?

00:13:19.865 --> 00:13:21.865 align:center
Dharmendra, you go and throw
the rat outside.

00:13:21.945 --> 00:13:25.465 align:center
I've got an idea to make sure
that Ruhaan never runs away from home.

00:13:25.545 --> 00:13:27.225 align:center
Look, look, everyone, look.

00:13:27.305 --> 00:13:28.345 align:center
Shh!

00:13:28.425 --> 00:13:29.825 align:center
Look, everyone.

00:13:30.545 --> 00:13:33.385 align:center
I found these two skulls in my backyard.

00:13:34.105 --> 00:13:36.465 align:center
Before the municipality guys
come and check,

00:13:36.545 --> 00:13:39.305 align:center
I somehow managed to steal these two.

00:13:39.385 --> 00:13:41.145 align:center
You stole them and brought them home?

00:13:41.225 --> 00:13:43.265 align:center
Yeah, so what else
could I have done, Rajni?

00:13:43.345 --> 00:13:46.865 align:center
You know, for a moment I even thought
I'd put them in Hutoxi's room

00:13:46.945 --> 00:13:49.305 align:center
and use them as decorative lamps
or something.

00:13:49.385 --> 00:13:51.105 align:center
I could put bulbs in their eyes.

00:13:51.185 --> 00:13:52.945 align:center
But then she threw a tantrum.

00:13:53.025 --> 00:13:56.105 align:center
She said, "I don't like the aesthetic
of such lamps."

00:13:56.185 --> 00:13:58.585 align:center
Shh! One second.

00:13:58.665 --> 00:14:00.025 align:center
I have seen them somewhere.

00:14:00.545 --> 00:14:04.225 align:center
These are not your girlfriends, okay?
These are skulls. Skulls.

00:14:04.305 --> 00:14:05.825 align:center
Yeah, skulls, I know that. I know it.

00:14:05.905 --> 00:14:08.865 align:center
Rancid, I know they're skulls.

00:14:09.585 --> 00:14:10.865 align:center
But they…

00:14:10.945 --> 00:14:13.465 align:center
they look like, they look like someone.

00:14:14.185 --> 00:14:15.505 align:center
Hutoxi.

00:14:15.585 --> 00:14:19.025 align:center
When she brushes her teeth in the morning,
"Ee," yeah, it's the same face.

00:14:19.105 --> 00:14:22.625 align:center
Well, the shape of the face
is a bit little here or there.

00:14:22.705 --> 00:14:24.545 align:center
What is her name, Rukmini?

00:14:24.625 --> 00:14:28.145 align:center
Why don't you memorize my name first,
then we'll do their naming ceremony, okay?

00:14:29.465 --> 00:14:31.985 align:center
Listen, I managed to bring these two here.

00:14:32.065 --> 00:14:34.825 align:center
But if the municipality officer comes here
and digs more

00:14:34.905 --> 00:14:38.865 align:center
and finds more and more skulls here,
that will be a huge problem for us.

00:14:38.945 --> 00:14:42.665 align:center
They'll end up finding out that there's
a cemetery right behind our colony.

00:14:42.745 --> 00:14:44.585 align:center
Then will they not seize our properties?

00:14:44.665 --> 00:14:46.145 align:center
- Hey, Mandar.
- Hmm?

00:14:46.225 --> 00:14:49.345 align:center
Do whatever it takes,
but just get a stay order on this notice.

00:14:49.425 --> 00:14:53.345 align:center
Till then,
you need to hide these two skulls.

00:14:54.145 --> 00:14:56.665 align:center
Priyanka, Ruhaan is your son,
not your puppet.

00:14:56.745 --> 00:14:58.465 align:center
He can't go to court, that's fine.

00:14:58.545 --> 00:15:03.025 align:center
But here in his own house, he should get
an opportunity to speak his mind, right?

00:15:03.105 --> 00:15:05.625 align:center
- Correct.
- Exactly. Informal court.

00:15:05.705 --> 00:15:07.385 align:center
- Hmm.
- At home,

00:15:07.465 --> 00:15:09.465 align:center
Ruhaan will get an opportunity to express

00:15:09.545 --> 00:15:11.745 align:center
his point of view emotionally
and logically.

00:15:11.825 --> 00:15:13.985 align:center
Correct. Next Sunday,
I'll be Ruhaan's lawyer

00:15:14.065 --> 00:15:15.585 align:center
and represent him in this case, okay?

00:15:16.425 --> 00:15:17.625 align:center
Lovely.

00:15:17.705 --> 00:15:20.505 align:center
Adi, you should be
Priyanka's defense lawyer.

00:15:21.345 --> 00:15:22.825 align:center
One moment.

00:15:22.905 --> 00:15:24.985 align:center
We will make Hutoxi the court typist.

00:15:26.705 --> 00:15:29.105 align:center
Why? Why will Hutoxi be the typist?

00:15:29.185 --> 00:15:30.785 align:center
Freddy!

00:15:30.865 --> 00:15:33.305 align:center
Hutoxi plays the piano so well, hmm?

00:15:35.225 --> 00:15:37.305 align:center
- Who does this while playing the piano?
- Let it go.

00:15:37.385 --> 00:15:40.025 align:center
One minute. Who's going to be the judge?

00:15:40.105 --> 00:15:43.465 align:center
The judge should be someone
who is unfamiliar with both the parties.

00:15:44.425 --> 00:15:46.185 align:center
Who will it be? Tell me, tell me?

00:15:46.265 --> 00:15:49.905 align:center
Please tell me, Rajni.
Why have you called me here so urgently?

00:15:49.985 --> 00:15:51.145 align:center
I mean, everything all right?

00:15:52.105 --> 00:15:54.825 align:center
- I don't want to talk to this man, okay?
- Okay.

00:15:55.665 --> 00:15:56.985 align:center
You see? He says, "Okay."

00:15:57.065 --> 00:16:01.545 align:center
You asked me, "If it's okay,"
so I answered saying, "It's okay." Okay?

00:16:01.625 --> 00:16:03.665 align:center
So if it's okay for you
then it's okay for me.

00:16:03.745 --> 00:16:05.865 align:center
- If it's okay, it's okay.
- Yeah, so it's okay, right?

00:16:05.945 --> 00:16:07.745 align:center
Okay, okay, okay. Okay?

00:16:07.825 --> 00:16:08.945 align:center
Enough now!

00:16:10.185 --> 00:16:11.225 align:center
Calm down, guys.

00:16:11.305 --> 00:16:12.225 align:center
Okay.

00:16:12.305 --> 00:16:13.185 align:center
Please.

00:16:13.865 --> 00:16:15.065 align:center
Tell me, what happened?

00:16:15.145 --> 00:16:17.185 align:center
It's Nikhilesh's birthday tomorrow,

00:16:17.265 --> 00:16:20.785 align:center
so I was planning to send him
some new clothes through my niece Raina.

00:16:20.865 --> 00:16:23.265 align:center
So I was telling Nikhilesh over the phone

00:16:23.345 --> 00:16:26.505 align:center
that Raina will be bringing
his birthday gift for him there.

00:16:26.585 --> 00:16:28.385 align:center
Then he snatched the phone away from me
and started saying,

00:16:28.465 --> 00:16:30.625 align:center
"I want to tell Nikhilesh
what fraud I've committed."

00:16:30.705 --> 00:16:31.865 align:center
Oh, my God!

00:16:31.945 --> 00:16:33.105 align:center
Right?

00:16:33.185 --> 00:16:34.545 align:center
- Yeah.
- And…

00:16:35.385 --> 00:16:37.585 align:center
Nikhilesh is my son, so…

00:16:37.665 --> 00:16:42.225 align:center
A son has the right to know about
the little mistake his father has made.

00:16:42.305 --> 00:16:44.065 align:center
So it was a little mistake, huh?

00:16:44.145 --> 00:16:45.145 align:center
Hey, one minute, hold on.

00:16:45.225 --> 00:16:47.705 align:center
Rajni, I've been hearing for a week now,

00:16:47.785 --> 00:16:50.425 align:center
that his mother and he
had made some mistake.

00:16:50.505 --> 00:16:52.945 align:center
Please, just tell me
what their mistake was?

00:16:53.025 --> 00:16:55.985 align:center
It's nothing, tonic boy.
It's nothing major.

00:16:56.065 --> 00:16:57.185 align:center
The thing is,

00:16:57.265 --> 00:17:00.825 align:center
when my mother had gone to her parents'
place with my marriage proposal,

00:17:00.905 --> 00:17:03.425 align:center
she kind of forgot to mention that…

00:17:03.505 --> 00:17:06.145 align:center
I had been engaged
to an Italian girl already.

00:17:06.945 --> 00:17:10.305 align:center
And I had a small little affair
with this American girl as well.

00:17:11.305 --> 00:17:13.385 align:center
And that a British girl had been living
with me

00:17:13.465 --> 00:17:14.785 align:center
in my house for the past two years,

00:17:14.865 --> 00:17:16.465 align:center
along with her two sisters.

00:17:18.185 --> 00:17:21.065 align:center
Wow! Was it just three of them
or were there more?

00:17:21.145 --> 00:17:22.265 align:center
Oh, no!

00:17:22.345 --> 00:17:26.945 align:center
You think I'm like that
Micky-Chicky-Rickety character? Am I?

00:17:28.225 --> 00:17:30.065 align:center
- Where do you think you're going…
- Hey! Listen, listen.

00:17:30.145 --> 00:17:31.905 align:center
…Kuku Sobhraj, huh?

00:17:31.985 --> 00:17:35.425 align:center
You were dating three beauties,
then why did you marry me? Tell me?

00:17:35.505 --> 00:17:37.545 align:center
Because Ma insisted.

00:17:37.625 --> 00:17:39.345 align:center
Ma said that…

00:17:40.265 --> 00:17:44.345 align:center
"You need to settle down
with some nice Indian beauty, my son."

00:17:46.505 --> 00:17:48.545 align:center
I couldn't find anyone like that.

00:17:49.665 --> 00:17:51.465 align:center
So I had to say yes to her.

00:17:52.265 --> 00:17:55.945 align:center
Ma told me after she saw her photo,

00:17:57.705 --> 00:18:01.705 align:center
"Don't go for looks, my son.
Just make do with this one.

00:18:01.785 --> 00:18:04.945 align:center
Looks are a fleeting phase of brightness."

00:18:06.225 --> 00:18:07.185 align:center
Moonlight.

00:18:07.265 --> 00:18:09.745 align:center
- Moonlight, moonlight. Moonlight.
- You're such a fraud.

00:18:09.825 --> 00:18:12.065 align:center
Why didn't you tell me all this
when you were still married to me?

00:18:12.145 --> 00:18:15.225 align:center
Because I was afraid
that you might just give me a divorce.

00:18:15.305 --> 00:18:16.665 align:center
But I've given you a divorce.

00:18:16.745 --> 00:18:18.305 align:center
So that's why I'm telling you.

00:18:20.745 --> 00:18:22.025 align:center
Okay.

00:18:22.105 --> 00:18:24.225 align:center
Now I have decided that I will--

00:18:24.305 --> 00:18:26.305 align:center
- What is it? Where are you going?
- Bathroom.

00:18:26.385 --> 00:18:28.825 align:center
Now I'll have to do it all alone.
Help me a little?

00:18:28.905 --> 00:18:30.785 align:center
You start doing it. I'll be there soon.

00:18:31.945 --> 00:18:36.585 align:center
Oh! I'm so sorry. I completely forgot
to tell you why I'd called you here.

00:18:36.665 --> 00:18:39.385 align:center
Ruhaan and Priyanka are having
a, what do you call it?

00:18:40.345 --> 00:18:43.185 align:center
A mock court case. Will you be the judge?

00:18:43.785 --> 00:18:46.225 align:center
Why wouldn't I? Just say the word.

00:18:46.305 --> 00:18:47.705 align:center
I'll be a judge,

00:18:47.785 --> 00:18:51.265 align:center
lawyer, policeman, carpenter,
plumber, anything for you.

00:18:52.425 --> 00:18:53.465 align:center
Okay?

00:18:54.025 --> 00:18:55.185 align:center
Yeah.

00:18:55.265 --> 00:18:56.865 align:center
If you say so, then okay.

00:18:59.185 --> 00:19:01.305 align:center
<i>There couldn't have been</i>
<i>a better judge than Ronit.</i>

00:19:01.385 --> 00:19:03.585 align:center
<i>Although this was a mock court case,</i>

00:19:03.665 --> 00:19:05.865 align:center
<i>what transpired between mother and son,</i>

00:19:05.945 --> 00:19:09.105 align:center
<i>was a wonderful, thunderful</i>
<i>and a blunderful debate.</i>

00:19:13.185 --> 00:19:14.905 align:center
<i>Priyanka brought the thunder,</i>

00:19:14.985 --> 00:19:17.465 align:center
<i>while Ruhaan made a big blunder.</i>

00:19:18.385 --> 00:19:20.425 align:center
<i>And we all started to wonder.</i>

00:19:48.345 --> 00:19:51.105 align:center
My lord, and members of the jury,

00:19:51.185 --> 00:19:52.465 align:center
think about it.

00:19:52.545 --> 00:19:55.665 align:center
Why would a child ask his own mother
for a divorce?

00:19:55.745 --> 00:19:56.825 align:center
Why would he?

00:19:57.465 --> 00:19:59.185 align:center
Because his mother scolds him, right?

00:19:59.265 --> 00:20:01.105 align:center
My lord, the children of this generation,
I tell you,

00:20:01.185 --> 00:20:04.105 align:center
they're so sensitive,
one can't say anything to them.

00:20:04.185 --> 00:20:05.905 align:center
- Object--
- So true, bro.

00:20:05.985 --> 00:20:07.425 align:center
Let me tell you all a story.

00:20:08.065 --> 00:20:11.665 align:center
My nephew, he's just 14.
And he has left his home forever.

00:20:12.505 --> 00:20:14.265 align:center
- For 15 minutes.
- What?

00:20:14.345 --> 00:20:15.745 align:center
Only for 15 minutes?

00:20:15.825 --> 00:20:19.505 align:center
Yeah. Actually the…
the cab that he left in,

00:20:19.585 --> 00:20:23.265 align:center
its Wi-Fi speed was pretty slow,
so he took a U-turn and returned home.

00:20:25.945 --> 00:20:27.745 align:center
Members of the jury!

00:20:27.825 --> 00:20:29.865 align:center
- Listen, be quiet for a moment.
- Okay.

00:20:30.705 --> 00:20:31.945 align:center
My lord.

00:20:32.745 --> 00:20:33.785 align:center
These are modern times.

00:20:33.865 --> 00:20:37.105 align:center
In these times, the children
can't be forced anymore.

00:20:37.185 --> 00:20:39.345 align:center
The notice wasn't sent out of impulse.

00:20:39.425 --> 00:20:40.745 align:center
Poor little Ruhaan.

00:20:41.865 --> 00:20:44.785 align:center
He just couldn't tolerate
Priyanka's controlling nature.

00:20:44.865 --> 00:20:47.905 align:center
- That's when he sent this notice--
- Just a minute, Micky.

00:20:47.985 --> 00:20:51.785 align:center
My lord, I agree that
Priyanka is of a controlling nature,

00:20:52.385 --> 00:20:54.185 align:center
but a homemaker has to be one.

00:20:54.265 --> 00:20:56.225 align:center
- Correct.
- Of course,

00:20:56.305 --> 00:20:58.705 align:center
Priyanka gives her opinion
on almost everything.

00:20:58.785 --> 00:21:02.265 align:center
But the decisions are made by all members
of the family at their own free will.

00:21:02.865 --> 00:21:04.225 align:center
Isn't it?

00:21:10.305 --> 00:21:13.425 align:center
Absolutely not, my lord!
Our will has no value at all.

00:21:13.505 --> 00:21:16.905 align:center
I have proof, that Mommy actually
runs the house like she's a tyrant.

00:21:16.985 --> 00:21:19.385 align:center
Really? Show us. Come on.

00:21:19.465 --> 00:21:21.305 align:center
No, no, it's not…
Okay, now is not the time.

00:21:21.385 --> 00:21:22.705 align:center
I'll show you.

00:21:22.785 --> 00:21:26.985 align:center
Papa, why don't you tell everyone?
What happened last year?

00:21:27.065 --> 00:21:28.945 align:center
You wanted to take a break from your job.

00:21:29.025 --> 00:21:31.225 align:center
And you wanted to summit Mount Everest.

00:21:31.305 --> 00:21:33.305 align:center
What had happened? Tell us, tell us.

00:21:33.385 --> 00:21:34.745 align:center
What had happened?

00:21:39.825 --> 00:21:42.185 align:center
<i>End of Chapter 9.</i>