WEBVTT 00:38.145 --> 00:41.545 I have decided to file for divorce and that is final. 00:41.625 --> 00:43.865 Listen, Kuku, was it the same girl the other day 00:43.945 --> 00:45.785 in the Jacuzzi with this useless octopus? 00:46.345 --> 00:49.065 Okay, guys! This is my college friend, Ronit Roy Chaudhary. 00:49.145 --> 00:50.985 And he's also a memorial singer. 00:51.065 --> 00:52.745 - What's your name? - Rajni Merchant. 00:52.825 --> 00:55.945 No, no, no, no. Rajni Desai. I recently got divorced. 00:56.025 --> 00:57.265 Where were you, Ruhaan? 00:57.345 --> 00:59.545 Whatever you want to say, say it to my advocate, all right? 00:59.625 --> 01:02.665 This is my notice. I need a reply in seven working days. 01:02.745 --> 01:05.905 And in case you don't agree to my terms, I will see you in court. 01:05.985 --> 01:07.025 - Listen, ma'am. - Yeah? 01:07.105 --> 01:08.745 The garbage that sir gave me the other day, 01:08.825 --> 01:10.905 I guess he threw this away as well by mistake. 01:10.985 --> 01:11.865 What? 01:11.945 --> 01:13.225 That swimsuit? 01:13.305 --> 01:16.265 Twinkle, on Friday at Linguine's memorial service, 01:16.345 --> 01:19.385 we are going to make a very big announcement in front of your father. 01:19.465 --> 01:22.665 And after the announcement, in a single voice we'll start a protest. 01:22.745 --> 01:23.865 But in whose voice? 01:25.065 --> 01:26.185 Okay, now tell me. 01:26.265 --> 01:28.905 What was the fraud that Kuku was talking about? 01:29.785 --> 01:34.465 And did Kiran manage to trap Micky with her swimsuit tactic? 01:34.545 --> 01:37.585 And how was the divorce notice received? Please tell us about that as well. 01:37.665 --> 01:38.665 Okay. 01:38.745 --> 01:39.825 Chapter 9. 01:39.905 --> 01:42.385 Kiran made an urgent phone call to Aunty Rajni 01:42.465 --> 01:45.265 to discuss the swimming costume issue. 01:45.345 --> 01:47.425 At least tell me what my fault is? 01:47.505 --> 01:49.185 - I brought the mobile. - One minute. 01:49.265 --> 01:51.665 - Yeah, Kiran, tell me. - Aunty Rajni, can we talk? 01:51.745 --> 01:55.265 Can we talk? Can I have a minute for myself when Kuku's around? 01:55.345 --> 01:57.745 - Listen… - Thank you so much, Kuku. 01:57.825 --> 01:58.905 Did you enjoy it? 01:58.985 --> 02:01.065 Oh, Rajni's bathroom is beautiful. 02:01.145 --> 02:02.785 - Hold on, hold on. - Yeah, okay. 02:02.865 --> 02:04.785 - Was she in my bathroom? - Yeah. 02:04.865 --> 02:07.305 Because I was using my bathroom, right? 02:07.385 --> 02:09.625 And there was no water in poor Munmun's house. 02:09.705 --> 02:11.185 Where will she shower? 02:11.265 --> 02:13.625 So I said, "Just go and use Jharni's bathroom." 02:13.705 --> 02:18.585 Yeah. The imported shampoo, that loofah. When will all that come in handy? 02:18.665 --> 02:20.105 Jharni will be so happy. 02:20.185 --> 02:23.145 And I love this shampoo and loofah, Kuku. 02:23.225 --> 02:25.065 Keep it. Take it home. 02:25.145 --> 02:26.185 Really? 02:26.265 --> 02:30.065 - Yeah. She's a very generous woman. - Aww! 02:30.145 --> 02:31.905 Thank you, Rajni. How sweet! 02:33.345 --> 02:35.225 - Bye, Kuku. - Bye. 02:36.985 --> 02:38.265 She's such a nice girl. 02:38.345 --> 02:39.865 - Hello. - Yeah. 02:39.945 --> 02:41.705 Everything all right? What happened? 02:41.785 --> 02:44.705 He had left his mobile phone in his pant pocket in the bathroom. 02:44.785 --> 02:46.145 Yeah, so when you yelled at me, 02:46.225 --> 02:49.105 I went and brought my mobile phone out from the pant pocket, 02:49.185 --> 02:50.065 then what's your problem? 02:50.145 --> 02:52.185 Oh-ho, but you should have worn your pants as well, right? 02:52.265 --> 02:53.305 Look. 02:57.945 --> 02:59.545 Yeah, but you should have told me before. 02:59.625 --> 03:03.385 - Your requests just keep coming in. - Requests? Huh? 03:03.465 --> 03:07.025 Are you performing on stage that I'd make requests to you one by one? 03:07.105 --> 03:08.105 You're taunting me? 03:08.185 --> 03:10.625 Go ahead, keep taunting me, I don't want to live in this house. 03:10.705 --> 03:11.745 Hey, let me call you back. 03:11.825 --> 03:14.545 He's running away from home without wearing his pants. Listen to me. 03:14.625 --> 03:15.625 Yeah, Aunty, take your time. 03:15.705 --> 03:17.985 But please, do call me back, okay? I need to talk to you urgently. 03:18.065 --> 03:19.985 No, I'm going to Friday's house. 03:20.065 --> 03:22.625 Okay, you go wherever you want to go, just please wear your pants. 03:22.705 --> 03:24.025 - I won't wear pants. - All right, listen. Hey, Uncle Kuku. 03:24.105 --> 03:27.145 Rajni, shh. Please calm down, guys. I'm right here. 03:27.225 --> 03:30.025 Here, I've got his pants. Uncle, wear them, please. 03:31.665 --> 03:33.745 - Rajni, will you-- Ah… - There's a new issue every day. 03:33.825 --> 03:37.145 You know that cleaning lady Tillottama, right? He was about to pick her up. 03:37.865 --> 03:40.385 Yeah, but you are the one who had requested, 03:40.465 --> 03:42.665 to pick up Tillottama and give her the garbage. 03:42.745 --> 03:46.705 I had told you to pick up the garbage and give the garbage to Tillottama. 03:46.785 --> 03:49.225 - Pick up Tillottama. That's what you said. - All right, it's my fault. 03:49.305 --> 03:51.985 - Yeah. - Now wear your pants or I will… 03:52.065 --> 03:54.705 I'll expose you. I'll tell everyone about your fraud. 03:54.785 --> 03:57.425 Hey, Uncle Kuku, forget about it. Wear your pants. 03:59.625 --> 04:00.665 And you… 04:01.785 --> 04:04.385 - Oh, my God! - Look at this! 04:10.505 --> 04:14.705 You mean, Micky brought a girl over to his house yet again? 04:14.785 --> 04:17.665 But this girl in question was wearing a swimming costume, 04:17.745 --> 04:20.305 a grey colored two-piece. 04:20.385 --> 04:22.065 Isn't this that grey swimming costume? 04:22.145 --> 04:24.705 Exactly. Let's go ask Micky what's all this about. 04:24.785 --> 04:27.745 No, no, no, no. Listen, not right now, wait, okay? 04:27.825 --> 04:30.545 First, let's carefully investigate about this thing. 04:30.625 --> 04:32.985 Then, with adequate proof, we will expose Micky. 04:33.065 --> 04:35.265 But for now, we need to stand by Priyanka. 04:35.345 --> 04:37.585 Ruhaan has given her a divorce notice, hasn't he? 04:37.665 --> 04:40.305 She was talking about leaving home and going back to Kolkata. 04:40.865 --> 04:43.745 You're right, you're right. Listen, speaking of Kolkata… 04:43.825 --> 04:46.225 - Hmm. - Priyanka just disconnected my call today. 04:46.305 --> 04:48.585 I'm sorry, but how does Kolkata remind you of that? 04:48.665 --> 04:52.825 She's a "call-cutter." She cut it thrice. "Call-cutter," Kolkata. 04:53.985 --> 04:55.425 No. 04:55.505 --> 04:58.905 Listen, Rajni. Why do you get so worked up? Hmm? 04:59.545 --> 05:00.865 You know, right? 05:00.945 --> 05:04.065 Uncle Kuku is gone a little cuckoo in the head, that's it. 05:04.145 --> 05:07.865 I'm so sorry. Thank you so much, because of us-- 05:09.585 --> 05:11.185 I've said this before, 05:11.265 --> 05:15.145 from now on all the problems in your life are my problems. 05:16.145 --> 05:18.665 That's better. And I… 05:20.265 --> 05:23.145 Uh, wa-what's this? What will my ex-husband think if he sees us? 05:23.985 --> 05:26.625 - Should I let go? - No, uh, there's no hurry. 05:26.705 --> 05:30.105 I-I-I'll go and make some tea for you with mint and ginger in it. 05:30.705 --> 05:31.545 Listen. 05:34.505 --> 05:36.345 This time, uh… 05:36.425 --> 05:38.665 don't put garlic by mistake, hmm? 05:43.065 --> 05:44.185 Tonic! 05:45.105 --> 05:46.625 Kuku uncle. What the-- 05:46.705 --> 05:48.545 Look at this, I'm wearing pants now. 05:48.625 --> 05:50.745 Yes, now you are looking handsome, huh? 05:51.465 --> 05:54.265 You're also… Come on, let's take a photo together. 05:54.345 --> 05:56.785 We don't have any picture of us wearing pants. 05:56.865 --> 05:58.945 In fact, we don't have any picture together. 05:59.025 --> 06:00.065 Let's click one now. 06:03.865 --> 06:05.385 Jharni! 06:05.465 --> 06:06.945 We've found our little-- 06:07.025 --> 06:09.425 He is not our little son, all right? 06:09.505 --> 06:10.985 My dear, Adi. 06:16.385 --> 06:17.905 - What is going on, Aunty Gulshan? - Shh! 06:17.985 --> 06:20.745 - Quiet! Can you keep it down! - What's going on? 06:20.825 --> 06:22.425 You know that Wadhwa guy? 06:22.505 --> 06:24.945 That man who has been our colony's secretary 06:25.025 --> 06:27.905 - for the last 104 years. - Only four years. 06:27.985 --> 06:30.785 - I got the years little here or there. - A hundred years? 06:31.665 --> 06:34.065 You know what? He has called in the gardener here. 06:34.145 --> 06:37.385 And he has made him dig a hole right behind my row house. 06:37.465 --> 06:38.705 - Oh! - And look, 06:38.785 --> 06:41.585 just look what I have found in that hole. 06:42.105 --> 06:43.545 Whose is it? 06:43.625 --> 06:45.345 How would I know that? 06:45.425 --> 06:47.105 But I tell you, Adi, 06:47.185 --> 06:49.665 this is a ticking time bomb. 06:49.745 --> 06:52.025 And I've found two of these, Adi. 06:56.345 --> 07:00.625 Mandar, please tell us what we should do about the divorce notice? 07:01.505 --> 07:03.545 Hey! One moment, just listen. 07:03.625 --> 07:06.505 You know this whole issue of Ruhaan's divorce… 07:06.585 --> 07:09.625 We will all come together and sort it out. You do me a favor. 07:09.705 --> 07:13.065 Just read this excavation notice, please. 07:13.665 --> 07:15.785 And tell me what my reply should be. 07:15.865 --> 07:16.945 Excavation? 07:17.025 --> 07:18.505 - A government notice? - Yeah. 07:18.585 --> 07:20.865 The government has sent us a legal notice. 07:20.945 --> 07:23.265 Mandar, you know, it's for our Chumbak Colony. 07:26.065 --> 07:27.825 Why did Priyanka disconnect my call? 07:27.905 --> 07:31.025 She's not picking anybody's calls. She's only picking plates, 07:31.105 --> 07:34.145 to break them. She broke a dinner set worth 42,000 rupees. 07:35.105 --> 07:36.705 Rest, everything is well. 07:36.785 --> 07:37.825 Really? 07:41.425 --> 07:43.825 He says, "Everything is well." 07:44.625 --> 07:47.905 This is a divorce notice. 07:49.785 --> 07:51.585 - Hey, Priyanka! - Hmm. 07:51.665 --> 07:54.705 This is a divorce notice, that's a plate. Kindly put it down. 07:57.865 --> 07:58.785 Not like that. 08:02.185 --> 08:05.145 My own son is asking for a divorce, Adi. 08:05.745 --> 08:07.625 - And you? - I'm just playing it cool. 08:08.785 --> 08:11.305 Cool happens to be your trademark, isn't it? 08:12.145 --> 08:14.745 You know, what he said to me last month? 08:14.825 --> 08:17.585 "Priyanka, you know, your uncle had called me from Dubai 08:17.665 --> 08:19.745 and he's bringing your aunt to India." 08:19.825 --> 08:21.025 Yeah, so? 08:21.105 --> 08:24.385 My uncle was bringing my aunt's dead body to India. 08:24.465 --> 08:25.705 - Oh, my God! - Yeah! 08:25.785 --> 08:28.145 And I made a phone call to my uncle as well. 08:28.225 --> 08:32.945 "Uncle, you have to bring Aunty home this time around for sure. 08:33.025 --> 08:36.345 I'm making chickpeas, chocolate fudge cake and biryani for her. 08:36.425 --> 08:38.345 I'm sure she's gonna love it." 08:40.145 --> 08:43.025 He got so angry and said, "What nonsense, Priyanka? 08:43.105 --> 08:45.545 Have you lost your mind?" That's what he said, remember? 08:45.625 --> 08:48.265 Look, Priyanka, when he said, "What nonsense, Priyanka!" 08:48.345 --> 08:49.825 I did tell you, right? 08:49.905 --> 08:52.025 That he's bringing Aunty's dead body here. 08:52.785 --> 08:54.425 Don't move. Just wait, hold on. 08:54.505 --> 08:56.985 Hey! I told her everything. Okay, listen, listen. 08:57.065 --> 08:58.545 Aunty was basically murdered. 08:58.625 --> 09:01.985 Her sister-in law killed her like this, so Uncle was bringing her dead body here, 09:02.065 --> 09:04.065 along with the sofa set and other duty-free items. 09:04.945 --> 09:08.185 Hey, what the hell are you saying, Adi? How can you be so relaxed? 09:08.265 --> 09:11.185 No, no, I'm usually very stressed inside. Only my face is relaxed. 09:13.185 --> 09:16.465 But then, Adi, Ruhaan has sent you a legal notice, 09:16.545 --> 09:18.785 how can you be so cool about this whole thing? 09:18.865 --> 09:20.185 Exactly. 09:21.625 --> 09:25.945 Because this divorce notice does not have any legal value. 09:26.025 --> 09:27.625 Yes, and so what if it does? 09:28.585 --> 09:29.585 Baby. 09:29.665 --> 09:31.025 To hell with the notice. 09:31.105 --> 09:34.225 My daddy keeps getting some or the other notice every other week 09:34.305 --> 09:35.465 from our neighbors. 09:35.545 --> 09:37.345 Saying that your Pappu needs to be tied up. 09:37.425 --> 09:40.025 Your Pappu has bitten my poor old grandmother. 09:40.105 --> 09:44.865 Now tell me, a poor lion like a full grown African lion, 09:44.945 --> 09:48.265 how is it possible for us to tie the poor thing up all day? 09:48.345 --> 09:50.625 He needs some exercise, doesn't he? 09:51.385 --> 09:52.945 Is your poor Pappu a lion? 09:53.025 --> 09:54.505 And he's really famous. 09:54.585 --> 09:57.705 They even printed his picture once on the front page. 09:57.785 --> 09:59.345 "Lion devours the home chef." 09:59.425 --> 10:01.025 Crazy. 10:01.105 --> 10:02.865 The lion devoured the cook? 10:02.945 --> 10:05.625 - It was all fake news, Dharmendra! - Oh, thank God! 10:05.705 --> 10:08.025 Pappu had actually eaten our old driver. 10:09.905 --> 10:11.985 And those people mixed up all the facts. 10:12.065 --> 10:15.865 But our dear genius, Ruhaan has not written anything wrong here. 10:16.465 --> 10:20.265 He has sent such a perfectly worded notice, you know. You must read it. 10:20.345 --> 10:23.025 - Yeah. - And all of you, just grow up. 10:23.105 --> 10:23.985 Hey! 10:24.065 --> 10:27.065 Let go, and just think about what to do next. 10:27.585 --> 10:28.585 Adi? 10:31.265 --> 10:34.465 Look at this. Just take a look, this will blow your mind, Rajni. 10:35.305 --> 10:36.345 What's in this? 10:36.425 --> 10:39.505 This is what the government has sent us the notice for. 10:40.065 --> 10:41.265 What is it? 10:41.345 --> 10:42.585 Check it out. 10:46.585 --> 10:50.625 These two time bombs can blow up our whole Chumbak Colony, Rajni. 10:55.545 --> 10:59.985 These two were found when they dug up my backyard. Two Hutoxis. 11:01.225 --> 11:04.105 Oh, my God! Adi, the rat is back again. 11:04.185 --> 11:05.225 A rat? 11:05.305 --> 11:06.705 This time the scoundrel got into the fridge. 11:06.785 --> 11:08.665 - Oh, my God! - All right, relax, relax. 11:08.745 --> 11:11.625 We can't relax, Freddy? What if the poor rat catches a cold? 11:13.225 --> 11:15.785 The rat was wearing a sweater, yeah? 11:15.865 --> 11:17.505 And if it's too cold in there he can use 11:17.585 --> 11:19.305 the leftover tortilla and wear it like a blanket. 11:19.385 --> 11:21.625 But Priyanka makes really thin tortillas. 11:21.705 --> 11:23.425 Hey, one minute! Hold on, guys! 11:23.505 --> 11:24.625 I know how to catch a rat. 11:24.705 --> 11:25.905 Really? 11:25.985 --> 11:27.745 I know how to hold a dog. 11:27.825 --> 11:30.945 See, how lovingly I'm holding Bulbul baby here. 11:31.025 --> 11:32.105 Look at her. 11:33.185 --> 11:35.105 - Do you know how to hold her? - Yeah, I'll hold her. 11:35.185 --> 11:36.425 You, you, you go and handle that rat. 11:36.505 --> 11:38.705 Yeah, yeah, yeah, give it here, give me the napkin. 11:38.785 --> 11:40.985 Oh, he's running around inside. He's jumping. 11:41.905 --> 11:44.465 He's panicking, he's panicking. 11:44.545 --> 11:46.265 We need to we need to make him feel 11:46.345 --> 11:49.585 like that we have no intention of harming him. He's safe. 11:49.665 --> 11:50.905 That we're not his enemies. 11:53.425 --> 11:54.425 Huh? 11:54.505 --> 11:55.945 That is an epiphany. 11:56.825 --> 11:58.425 - Huh? - Priyanka. 11:58.505 --> 12:00.705 We have to deal with Ruhaan exactly like this. 12:00.785 --> 12:02.905 Ruhaan's also in the refrigerator? 12:03.505 --> 12:05.865 Just because he sent you a notice for divorce, 12:05.945 --> 12:09.185 you guys have actually locked up the poor child in the refrigerator? 12:09.265 --> 12:12.425 I'm talking about the divorce notice. God knows what she's talking about. 12:13.025 --> 12:17.265 We need to respond to this divorce notice very tactfully, all right? 12:17.345 --> 12:18.865 - Yes. - Or else this case… 12:18.945 --> 12:21.705 Yeah, but when he can't legally get a divorce from us, then-- 12:21.785 --> 12:24.505 No, but he can go to court and ask for a legal separation. 12:24.585 --> 12:25.945 Really? 12:26.025 --> 12:27.145 On what grounds? 12:27.665 --> 12:28.665 Cricket? 12:29.785 --> 12:30.945 Tell me, come on. 12:31.025 --> 12:32.465 Listen-- 12:32.545 --> 12:33.985 She's not done yet. 12:34.065 --> 12:36.385 When a mother who only wants the best for her child appears in court, 12:36.465 --> 12:38.905 who will dare rule against her? Tell me, tell me? 12:40.705 --> 12:43.905 All right, let's assume the judge agrees with Ruhaan's argument, hmm? 12:43.985 --> 12:45.705 Under what section will he charge me? 12:46.305 --> 12:49.785 What on earth is my crime? Mental harassment? Child labor? 12:50.665 --> 12:52.225 Tell me, tell me! 12:52.305 --> 12:53.665 Not yet. 12:53.745 --> 12:54.785 Huh? 12:55.985 --> 12:58.345 - Go, go, go, now, now. - Yeah, so I think that-- 12:58.425 --> 13:01.145 There is no such law in this world that could ever punish a mother 13:01.225 --> 13:04.385 for bringing up her child with good values and morals. 13:04.465 --> 13:05.985 Okay, Mr. Aditya Khanna? 13:06.065 --> 13:07.105 You've missed your chance. 13:07.185 --> 13:09.785 - The gap was so small that I just… - It's always this small. 13:09.865 --> 13:11.545 I got it, got it, got it. 13:11.625 --> 13:12.665 Got it. 13:12.745 --> 13:13.865 Micky, mouse. 13:13.945 --> 13:15.985 - Hey! Dharmendra! - Throw it on him, throw it. 13:16.065 --> 13:17.625 - You want to pet it? - No, no, no. 13:17.705 --> 13:19.785 - Hey, Mr. Cardiac Surgeon! - What kind of surgeon is he? 13:19.865 --> 13:21.865 Dharmendra, you go and throw the rat outside. 13:21.945 --> 13:25.465 I've got an idea to make sure that Ruhaan never runs away from home. 13:25.545 --> 13:27.225 Look, look, everyone, look. 13:27.305 --> 13:28.345 Shh! 13:28.425 --> 13:29.825 Look, everyone. 13:30.545 --> 13:33.385 I found these two skulls in my backyard. 13:34.105 --> 13:36.465 Before the municipality guys come and check, 13:36.545 --> 13:39.305 I somehow managed to steal these two. 13:39.385 --> 13:41.145 You stole them and brought them home? 13:41.225 --> 13:43.265 Yeah, so what else could I have done, Rajni? 13:43.345 --> 13:46.865 You know, for a moment I even thought I'd put them in Hutoxi's room 13:46.945 --> 13:49.305 and use them as decorative lamps or something. 13:49.385 --> 13:51.105 I could put bulbs in their eyes. 13:51.185 --> 13:52.945 But then she threw a tantrum. 13:53.025 --> 13:56.105 She said, "I don't like the aesthetic of such lamps." 13:56.185 --> 13:58.585 Shh! One second. 13:58.665 --> 14:00.025 I have seen them somewhere. 14:00.545 --> 14:04.225 These are not your girlfriends, okay? These are skulls. Skulls. 14:04.305 --> 14:05.825 Yeah, skulls, I know that. I know it. 14:05.905 --> 14:08.865 Rancid, I know they're skulls. 14:09.585 --> 14:10.865 But they… 14:10.945 --> 14:13.465 they look like, they look like someone. 14:14.185 --> 14:15.505 Hutoxi. 14:15.585 --> 14:19.025 When she brushes her teeth in the morning, "Ee," yeah, it's the same face. 14:19.105 --> 14:22.625 Well, the shape of the face is a bit little here or there. 14:22.705 --> 14:24.545 What is her name, Rukmini? 14:24.625 --> 14:28.145 Why don't you memorize my name first, then we'll do their naming ceremony, okay? 14:29.465 --> 14:31.985 Listen, I managed to bring these two here. 14:32.065 --> 14:34.825 But if the municipality officer comes here and digs more 14:34.905 --> 14:38.865 and finds more and more skulls here, that will be a huge problem for us. 14:38.945 --> 14:42.665 They'll end up finding out that there's a cemetery right behind our colony. 14:42.745 --> 14:44.585 Then will they not seize our properties? 14:44.665 --> 14:46.145 - Hey, Mandar. - Hmm? 14:46.225 --> 14:49.345 Do whatever it takes, but just get a stay order on this notice. 14:49.425 --> 14:53.345 Till then, you need to hide these two skulls. 14:54.145 --> 14:56.665 Priyanka, Ruhaan is your son, not your puppet. 14:56.745 --> 14:58.465 He can't go to court, that's fine. 14:58.545 --> 15:03.025 But here in his own house, he should get an opportunity to speak his mind, right? 15:03.105 --> 15:05.625 - Correct. - Exactly. Informal court. 15:05.705 --> 15:07.385 - Hmm. - At home, 15:07.465 --> 15:09.465 Ruhaan will get an opportunity to express 15:09.545 --> 15:11.745 his point of view emotionally and logically. 15:11.825 --> 15:13.985 Correct. Next Sunday, I'll be Ruhaan's lawyer 15:14.065 --> 15:15.585 and represent him in this case, okay? 15:16.425 --> 15:17.625 Lovely. 15:17.705 --> 15:20.505 Adi, you should be Priyanka's defense lawyer. 15:21.345 --> 15:22.825 One moment. 15:22.905 --> 15:24.985 We will make Hutoxi the court typist. 15:26.705 --> 15:29.105 Why? Why will Hutoxi be the typist? 15:29.185 --> 15:30.785 Freddy! 15:30.865 --> 15:33.305 Hutoxi plays the piano so well, hmm? 15:35.225 --> 15:37.305 - Who does this while playing the piano? - Let it go. 15:37.385 --> 15:40.025 One minute. Who's going to be the judge? 15:40.105 --> 15:43.465 The judge should be someone who is unfamiliar with both the parties. 15:44.425 --> 15:46.185 Who will it be? Tell me, tell me? 15:46.265 --> 15:49.905 Please tell me, Rajni. Why have you called me here so urgently? 15:49.985 --> 15:51.145 I mean, everything all right? 15:52.105 --> 15:54.825 - I don't want to talk to this man, okay? - Okay. 15:55.665 --> 15:56.985 You see? He says, "Okay." 15:57.065 --> 16:01.545 You asked me, "If it's okay," so I answered saying, "It's okay." Okay? 16:01.625 --> 16:03.665 So if it's okay for you then it's okay for me. 16:03.745 --> 16:05.865 - If it's okay, it's okay. - Yeah, so it's okay, right? 16:05.945 --> 16:07.745 Okay, okay, okay. Okay? 16:07.825 --> 16:08.945 Enough now! 16:10.185 --> 16:11.225 Calm down, guys. 16:11.305 --> 16:12.225 Okay. 16:12.305 --> 16:13.185 Please. 16:13.865 --> 16:15.065 Tell me, what happened? 16:15.145 --> 16:17.185 It's Nikhilesh's birthday tomorrow, 16:17.265 --> 16:20.785 so I was planning to send him some new clothes through my niece Raina. 16:20.865 --> 16:23.265 So I was telling Nikhilesh over the phone 16:23.345 --> 16:26.505 that Raina will be bringing his birthday gift for him there. 16:26.585 --> 16:28.385 Then he snatched the phone away from me and started saying, 16:28.465 --> 16:30.625 "I want to tell Nikhilesh what fraud I've committed." 16:30.705 --> 16:31.865 Oh, my God! 16:31.945 --> 16:33.105 Right? 16:33.185 --> 16:34.545 - Yeah. - And… 16:35.385 --> 16:37.585 Nikhilesh is my son, so… 16:37.665 --> 16:42.225 A son has the right to know about the little mistake his father has made. 16:42.305 --> 16:44.065 So it was a little mistake, huh? 16:44.145 --> 16:45.145 Hey, one minute, hold on. 16:45.225 --> 16:47.705 Rajni, I've been hearing for a week now, 16:47.785 --> 16:50.425 that his mother and he had made some mistake. 16:50.505 --> 16:52.945 Please, just tell me what their mistake was? 16:53.025 --> 16:55.985 It's nothing, tonic boy. It's nothing major. 16:56.065 --> 16:57.185 The thing is, 16:57.265 --> 17:00.825 when my mother had gone to her parents' place with my marriage proposal, 17:00.905 --> 17:03.425 she kind of forgot to mention that… 17:03.505 --> 17:06.145 I had been engaged to an Italian girl already. 17:06.945 --> 17:10.305 And I had a small little affair with this American girl as well. 17:11.305 --> 17:13.385 And that a British girl had been living with me 17:13.465 --> 17:14.785 in my house for the past two years, 17:14.865 --> 17:16.465 along with her two sisters. 17:18.185 --> 17:21.065 Wow! Was it just three of them or were there more? 17:21.145 --> 17:22.265 Oh, no! 17:22.345 --> 17:26.945 You think I'm like that Micky-Chicky-Rickety character? Am I? 17:28.225 --> 17:30.065 - Where do you think you're going… - Hey! Listen, listen. 17:30.145 --> 17:31.905 …Kuku Sobhraj, huh? 17:31.985 --> 17:35.425 You were dating three beauties, then why did you marry me? Tell me? 17:35.505 --> 17:37.545 Because Ma insisted. 17:37.625 --> 17:39.345 Ma said that… 17:40.265 --> 17:44.345 "You need to settle down with some nice Indian beauty, my son." 17:46.505 --> 17:48.545 I couldn't find anyone like that. 17:49.665 --> 17:51.465 So I had to say yes to her. 17:52.265 --> 17:55.945 Ma told me after she saw her photo, 17:57.705 --> 18:01.705 "Don't go for looks, my son. Just make do with this one. 18:01.785 --> 18:04.945 Looks are a fleeting phase of brightness." 18:06.225 --> 18:07.185 Moonlight. 18:07.265 --> 18:09.745 - Moonlight, moonlight. Moonlight. - You're such a fraud. 18:09.825 --> 18:12.065 Why didn't you tell me all this when you were still married to me? 18:12.145 --> 18:15.225 Because I was afraid that you might just give me a divorce. 18:15.305 --> 18:16.665 But I've given you a divorce. 18:16.745 --> 18:18.305 So that's why I'm telling you. 18:20.745 --> 18:22.025 Okay. 18:22.105 --> 18:24.225 Now I have decided that I will-- 18:24.305 --> 18:26.305 - What is it? Where are you going? - Bathroom. 18:26.385 --> 18:28.825 Now I'll have to do it all alone. Help me a little? 18:28.905 --> 18:30.785 You start doing it. I'll be there soon. 18:31.945 --> 18:36.585 Oh! I'm so sorry. I completely forgot to tell you why I'd called you here. 18:36.665 --> 18:39.385 Ruhaan and Priyanka are having a, what do you call it? 18:40.345 --> 18:43.185 A mock court case. Will you be the judge? 18:43.785 --> 18:46.225 Why wouldn't I? Just say the word. 18:46.305 --> 18:47.705 I'll be a judge, 18:47.785 --> 18:51.265 lawyer, policeman, carpenter, plumber, anything for you. 18:52.425 --> 18:53.465 Okay? 18:54.025 --> 18:55.185 Yeah. 18:55.265 --> 18:56.865 If you say so, then okay. 18:59.185 --> 19:01.305 There couldn't have been a better judge than Ronit. 19:01.385 --> 19:03.585 Although this was a mock court case, 19:03.665 --> 19:05.865 what transpired between mother and son, 19:05.945 --> 19:09.105 was a wonderful, thunderful and a blunderful debate. 19:13.185 --> 19:14.905 Priyanka brought the thunder, 19:14.985 --> 19:17.465 while Ruhaan made a big blunder. 19:18.385 --> 19:20.425 And we all started to wonder. 19:48.345 --> 19:51.105 My lord, and members of the jury, 19:51.185 --> 19:52.465 think about it. 19:52.545 --> 19:55.665 Why would a child ask his own mother for a divorce? 19:55.745 --> 19:56.825 Why would he? 19:57.465 --> 19:59.185 Because his mother scolds him, right? 19:59.265 --> 20:01.105 My lord, the children of this generation, I tell you, 20:01.185 --> 20:04.105 they're so sensitive, one can't say anything to them. 20:04.185 --> 20:05.905 - Object-- - So true, bro. 20:05.985 --> 20:07.425 Let me tell you all a story. 20:08.065 --> 20:11.665 My nephew, he's just 14. And he has left his home forever. 20:12.505 --> 20:14.265 - For 15 minutes. - What? 20:14.345 --> 20:15.745 Only for 15 minutes? 20:15.825 --> 20:19.505 Yeah. Actually the… the cab that he left in, 20:19.585 --> 20:23.265 its Wi-Fi speed was pretty slow, so he took a U-turn and returned home. 20:25.945 --> 20:27.745 Members of the jury! 20:27.825 --> 20:29.865 - Listen, be quiet for a moment. - Okay. 20:30.705 --> 20:31.945 My lord. 20:32.745 --> 20:33.785 These are modern times. 20:33.865 --> 20:37.105 In these times, the children can't be forced anymore. 20:37.185 --> 20:39.345 The notice wasn't sent out of impulse. 20:39.425 --> 20:40.745 Poor little Ruhaan. 20:41.865 --> 20:44.785 He just couldn't tolerate Priyanka's controlling nature. 20:44.865 --> 20:47.905 - That's when he sent this notice-- - Just a minute, Micky. 20:47.985 --> 20:51.785 My lord, I agree that Priyanka is of a controlling nature, 20:52.385 --> 20:54.185 but a homemaker has to be one. 20:54.265 --> 20:56.225 - Correct. - Of course, 20:56.305 --> 20:58.705 Priyanka gives her opinion on almost everything. 20:58.785 --> 21:02.265 But the decisions are made by all members of the family at their own free will. 21:02.865 --> 21:04.225 Isn't it? 21:10.305 --> 21:13.425 Absolutely not, my lord! Our will has no value at all. 21:13.505 --> 21:16.905 I have proof, that Mommy actually runs the house like she's a tyrant. 21:16.985 --> 21:19.385 Really? Show us. Come on. 21:19.465 --> 21:21.305 No, no, it's not… Okay, now is not the time. 21:21.385 --> 21:22.705 I'll show you. 21:22.785 --> 21:26.985 Papa, why don't you tell everyone? What happened last year? 21:27.065 --> 21:28.945 You wanted to take a break from your job. 21:29.025 --> 21:31.225 And you wanted to summit Mount Everest. 21:31.305 --> 21:33.305 What had happened? Tell us, tell us. 21:33.385 --> 21:34.745 What had happened? 21:39.825 --> 21:42.185 End of Chapter 9.