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Would you like some lemonade? Tell me,
tell me.

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Hi, Uncle Nari! Hello, everybody!

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What is he doing here at 2 in the
morning?

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- Must be out for a walk after dinner.
- Just like Uncle Kuku goes.

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Where did my clothes go?

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- Relax, Aunty Rajni and Aunty Gulshan are
- Yeah.

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Getting them.

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Uncle, Uncle, Uncle! You had thrown up
on them.

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- Tell them to bring them quickly.
- Yeah.

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Hmm.

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I need to get to the airport. I used to
be that before, what's that?

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What do you call the guy who controls the
plane?

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- Terrorist.
- Hey!

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- Hey!
- Hey, you idiot! He's called a pilot!

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- Hey!
- You can call them pilots too.

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Yeah, I'm a pilot. But they fired me
from my job.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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- I was flying to Bangalore.
- Not Bangalore, not Bangalore.

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We know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Not that story.

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Sorry. Sorry for all the.

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Sorry.

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It's okay, Uncle Kuku. This happens
all the time.

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You know once at a party my daddy got
super drunk and he randomly

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fired bullets at all the guests.

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I did that because it was late and the
guests were just not leaving.

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It's 2:05 in the morning. Come on.
Let's go. Get up everyone.

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Hey, just a second. He won't shoot anyone
today. Sit down. Sit.

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- Sit. Priyanka?
- Hmm?

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Vedant is here. Have you even asked
him why he's here so late?

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Oh yeah. Vedu baby, what happened?
Everything okay?

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I am so happy. From today the bedroom
is all mine.

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Since Ruhaan has left home.

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Huh?

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One second, hold this. Left? What do
you mean?

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He left our house. He's now in some one
else's house.

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- Leaving this prehistoric email for you.
- Huh?

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What?

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- What?
- What?

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What?

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Oh!

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Adi! You heard? Ruhaan ran away from
home!

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- Show it to me, let me see it.
- Oh, Babi! What happened?

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Nothing Uncle, you know my son, Ruhaan?
He just ran away from home.

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Oh good, good.

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Adi, Ruhaan ran away from home. You
understand?

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So, that's what I said, right? Ruhaan ran
away from home. I simply added the

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- "just".
- It's the same thing, right?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, so where has our child gone?

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Oh, Ruhaan!

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He will come back, he will come back.
Who's going to keep him?

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Calm down. Calm down, Priyanka.

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Getting hyper won't bring Ruhaan back.

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Yeah, that's true.

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When my sister-in-law Urvashi's kid
Vicky went missing, Urvashi was just so

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patient with the whole thing.

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She remained calm for six years.

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Did she find her son after six years?

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No, no. Six years later Urvashi
passed away, crying, crying.

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Vicky has still not been found.

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What is he saying?

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You won't find Ruhaan either. Don't
worry.

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- Don't talk nonsense. Shut your mouth!
- What?

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Go, go to sleep. Come on!

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- Why?
- What?

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- Why go to sleep?
- Come.

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I've had enough. I don't want to
live here.

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Then leave, who's stopping you?

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She's always scolding me like this
Gulkand.

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Uh, that day at Dheerander's party,

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I just said that the food is bland
and she just started.

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Why not?

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You were tearing bits of the tissue
paper, dipping them in water and eating

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them.

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And you were calling the food bland.
If you keep doing this, I'll surely

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divorce you one day.

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You already did. How many times will
you do it? I'm tired of hearing.

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"Can't I live a little for myself?"

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Keep laughing, keep laughing. It's good.

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See Priyanka, just be positive.

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He must be in the neighborhood at some
friend's place. Huh? I'll go look for

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him.

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Oh no, no. Please, Aunty. It's very
late at night.

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I'm used to it because of him.

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Okay, everybody, think positive.

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Correct. Rajni is absolutely right.

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POLICE STATION

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Nari will find the boy!

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Kuku is missing again?

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Not Kuku, Ruhaan.

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A kid from our colony has run away
from his home.

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How old is he?

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He's 30 years old. I'm 36, and he is
68 years old. File the complaint.

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Shut up! Fifty eight! Idiot.

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- Sir.
- Here. He's 12 years old.

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This looks brand new. How can this be 12
years old?

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How much did it cost?

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Sir, do you see the boy in the phone?
He's 12 years old.

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Changrani, I want this boy found at
the earliest.

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But how much did you pay for this?

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Priyanka, the key words here are "stay
positive."

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Now listen to me. Our little
Ruhaan hasn't been kidnapped, right?

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Huh, what

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You know, he could have been kidnapped by
some dangerous goon. Or perhaps by a

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Do you remember? How D'Mello's
daughter was kidnapped by his cook a

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few years ago.

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How much ransom did he ask for
returning her?

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Fifty crores.

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He had asked for fifty thousand, Mumma.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, the amount of the ransom could be a
little here or there. Will you shut up,

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- now.
- Sorry.

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But, dear, we haven't yet received
any ransom call, right? Like you better

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arrange for ten crores.

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You better make it quick, or we'll chop
your kid to tiny pieces and gift him

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back to you!

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Nobody called us and said this to us.
Stay positive, my dear, stay positive.

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But, Mumma, kidnappers don't always
kidnap children for the ransom.

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Sometimes they just pick up the
children to sell them off.

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They cut off their limbs to make them
beg on the streets.

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- What are you saying, Freddy?
- Yes.

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I said, stay positive.

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Yeah, I'm very positive.

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Shut up. Just shut up!

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Okay, Priyanka let's say.

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Let's just say that Ruhaan has been
kidnapped.

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Huh?

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Okay? Just assume that you will never
get to see Ruhaan again, never again.

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Imagine him singing and begging in
some train, alright?

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Hey, see my papa, has a little motor
car. Hey look, my Mumma, has a big

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motor car.

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But Freddy in order to make him a
professional beggar, where will the goon

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sell such a big boy and how will he
chop Ruhaan's hands and legs? Huh?

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Tell me?

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Positive, my dear, positive.

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All these are positive things
according to you, two? Hmm?

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Yeah.

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I mean, yeah, it's great that you're
thinking positively, but there's

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no need to go this far. Look, for the
first time, Priyanka has nothing left

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to say.

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See? How positive this really is?
Priyanka has nothing left to say.

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Stop laughing, you bloody idiot!
Her child has run away from home!

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Yeah!

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Call Kiran and Dharmendra right now
for an update!

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Yeah!

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Excuse me, excuse me. I'm Kiran.

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I'm Shinde.

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We-we are--

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- Uh.
- One second!

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What?

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You're that person, right? The Bhaand?

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Huh?

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No, I mean, the comedian who always
plays female characters. Madam, isn't it?

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My daughter is a very big fan of yours.

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She remembers all your comedic
dialogues, sir!

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- How old is your daughter?
- She's five months old now.

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Mumma, milk, she speaks a lot.

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Listen Shinde, there's a night vigil
happening on the terrace, right?

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You know like a funfair, are they
collecting funds for poor children?

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Yeah. The MYP children, uh, are selling
bread, pasta and all, everything

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imported.

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While constantly cursing the Asian
continent.

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But why are they cursing the Asian
continent?

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They keep yelling all the time,
"Focaccia! Focaccia!"

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It's actually Focaccia, an Italian
variety of bread.

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Listen Shinde, come here, come here.
We actually went to Thailand for

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a shoot. You know what happened there?

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Hey, Dharmendra! Ruhaan! Ruhaan!

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Mr. Shinde, Ruhaan Khanna, eighth grade.
Has he come to school today?

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The boy doesn't want to come to
school on a working day. Why would he

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come here on a holiday.
Madam sir, has he run away?

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Let me be clear, as per the protocol,
if the boy doesn't return home for 24

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hours, only then can we take action.

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What protocol? Protocol?

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Hmm?
A young helpless child has gone missing.

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You wait and watch. I'll call assistant
Commissioner Pereira right away.

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And you, bacteria. Go. Get printouts
of Ruhaan's photo now.

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And get 60.

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Sir, would you like it with water
or on the rocks?

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You amoeba, get 60 copies of his
photograph.

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Hey, cardiac surgeon, give him
some money.

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No, no, I don't need the money. Sir, all
the counterfeit currency notes are being

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accepted here. Nobody can tell that
they're fake.

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Adi, maybe he's gone to one of his
classmate's houses.

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Let's call Miss Manju and ask for all his
classmate's numbers.

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- Phone numbers?
- Huh?

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No. Spectacle numbers.

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We'll combine all the spectacle
numbers and make a huge magnifying

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glass out of them.

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And like this we'll look for Ruhaan,
okay?

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The way we keep looking for brains in
your skull, like that.

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- Mummy.
- Huh?

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The person whom Ruhaan has gone to
meet, his name is like.

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S-slumber.

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- One moment.
- Oh, God. Here we go again.

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Slumber?

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So?

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Gurinder? Surinder? Gas?

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- "Gas"?
- Cylinder!

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Hmm.

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Salamander?

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You, dimwit! Who in their right
mind would name their child cylinder

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or salamander or anything like that?

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Now look at this one. Doesn't she
look like an albino salamander?

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She just doesn't have a tail.

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But still she was named Hutoxi,
wasn't she? She's not named salamander?

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Enough now, Mumma!

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Why are you laughing so much and what's
the point of falling over every time?

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What are you focusing on? Hasn't your
son gone missing?

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Call up this Majnu person.

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Yes, I've been trying to call her but the
phone is switched off.

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Oh. So then try calling her from
my phone. My phone is on.

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The genius one.

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He was talking about Manju ma'am's phone,
alright? Her phone is switched off?

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Hey, I got through, I got through.

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Yeah, yeah. Hello, hello, Miss Manju?
Hello?

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Hey, Adi! Look here! Micky's phone!

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No, no, Micky's phone is with him, Aunty
Gulshan. It must be your phone. Look

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carefully.

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You, daft dimwit! Micky is calling me
on my phone. Hello? Yeah, tell me.

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What?

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- Blood?
- Blood?

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- Huh?
- They cut him up?

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But who?

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Just do one thing.

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Put a few stitches right now. And get
here immediately.

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- What happened? What's wrong?
- Oh, her papa, Nari,

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his sidekick, what's his name? His
man Friday?

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Yeah, Vishnusharman. He mercilessly
got his head cut off with a sword.

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Hello!

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Yeah. What is it?

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I-I just got angry and cut off some of
Vishnusharman's nose hair, not his head.

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Oh!

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Yeah, I mean the chopped body part. It's
just a little here or there.

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Correct!

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- Hmm.
- Hmm.

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Ruhaan!

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Ruhaan! Oh, my God! Where were you?

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Come, come. Let's go let's go.

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Yeah, yeah. He's here, he's here.
Come on, come on. Mumma, let's go make

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- papaya desert or something.
- Let's make papaya chicken.

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Ruhaan! Ruhaan! My son. Where were you?

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I was so scared for you. You now, how
worried I was for you?

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- Priyanka. Priyanka, Priyanka. Priyanka.
- Calm down. This is too much.

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Where were you, Ruhaan?

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All okay? You know, I was so
worried about you?

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Is that better?

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Yeah, better.

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How are you so cool about this, Adi?

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Because I was aware that he had
gone to meet Mandar.

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Huh?

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He asked me to promise him to not tell
anyone.

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Huh?

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He what? What the--

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Whatever you want to say, say it to my
advocate, alright? To Mandar.

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This is my notice.

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I need a reply in seven working days.

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And just, in case, you don't agree to
my terms, I will see you in court.

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- Hey, Twinkle.
- Hmm?

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Did Micky call you?
Ah, did the police find Ruhaan?

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- No. The police couldn't find Ruhaan.
- Where could the poor kid be?

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At his house. He's with Priyanka.

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So, why did you say that the police
couldn't find him?

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Yeah, the police didn't find him, right.
He came home on his own.

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Micky and daddy are at the police
station to file a complaint.

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Inspector Changrani, I'm calling
Commissioner Pereira now, okay?

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Your job is in danger.

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Oh, Daddy's calling.

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Hi, Daddy.

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Hello? Yeah, Ravjiani speaking. How are
you, Assistant Commissioner Pereira?

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Daddy, this is Twinkle. It's me, Twinkle.

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Yes, yes, Assistant Commissioner Pereira.

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You have some Changrani working with
you as an inspector. He's not

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cooperating with me at all.

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Oh Daddy, I'm Twinkle, Twinkle.
Your daughter.

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I know Pereira and Twinkle sound similar,
that's probably why you have called me

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by mistake.

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What? Pereira and Twinkle sound
similar to you?

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Yeah, they're the same. Try saying it.
Pereira, Twinkle. Twinkle, Pereira.

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Talk to him, talk to him.

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Uh. Okay, Assistant Commissioner Pereira,
I will now, I will give the phone to my

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pathetic son-in-law, who'll explain
everything to you.

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- Oh!
- I'll put him on. Here.

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Hello?

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Hi, this is cardiac surgeon Dr. Mikhaill
Oberoi speaking.

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Hi, my sausage and two meatballs!

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Hi, my chocolate pudding and two ice
cream scoops.

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Huh?

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Assistant Commissioner Pereira's on the
phone.

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What?

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Yeah yeah. We-we're childhood buddies.

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Yeah, so chocolate pudding? And ice cream
scoops? That, too, two?

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Sorry. I'll just talk to you later Mr.
Pereira. Love you.

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He said love you.

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It's all childhood love, sir.

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A little bit is fair.

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Tell me, do I sound like this?

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Hey, give me the phone!

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"Love you, Pereira." Hmm?

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Twinkle, you should have just told Micky
that Ruhaan has come back home. And

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that there's no point in filing a
complaint.

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So I'll tell him now.

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That's not a big deal.

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Yeah, hi, Twinkle baby.

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- Hi Mikity.
- Micky sir's phone is with me.

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Okay, listen Vishnusharman, please tell
Daddy and Micky that Ruhaan has

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come back home. Okay?

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Yeah.

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Yeah? Okay, okay, baby.

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- Hey old man. I mean sir, sir!
- Look at the time. Hey, you shut up!

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Why aren't you considering this as a
special case and helping us out?

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Look, even we have some limitations,
okay?

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- Sir.
- Just shut up, man.

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He's such an innocent little kid.
If something happens to him,

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I'll have you transferred to a place
where the temperatures are below

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- minus 40 degrees. Yeah.
- Really?

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- Yes. To Siberia.
- Where?

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- Yup.
- Oh, my God!

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We have a lot of police stations
over there.

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- Hmm.
- Indian police stations, all the way

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in Siberia?

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Now, if the inspector doesn't have
a problem, what the hell is your issue?

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Huh?

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I have some solid connections with
ministers, I'm telling you.

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Okay, wait a minute.

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Attention! Attention! Attention! Everyone
assemble here!

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See that?

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Inform the headquarters immediately.
We all need to find the little boy.

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- Am I clear?
- Yeah.

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- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir!

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You better shut up or I'll punch a
million holes into you!

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Just listen, Dad.

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Seal all the entries and exits of Mumbai.

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Shut up!

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Seal it!

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Put up barricades and road blocks.
Understood?

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- Good.
- Sir, sir, sir.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Come on Dad, just hear him.

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Shut up!

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I want the whole force to focus only
on this case. Do you get it?

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Hmm! Yeah!

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Sir. Micky sir, please tell him to
listen to me.

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Why don't you just listen to what he
has to say, please.

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Spit it out.

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Little Ruhaan for whom you have created
all this confusion,

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- Hmm.
- he's safe and he's back home.

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- Huh?
- What did you say?

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Yeah.

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What are you all waiting here
for? Come on, come on, come on!

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No, no, no, no. Don't run, don't run,
don't run.

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- No, no, no. Don't-don't run.
- Dad, run, run. Yes.

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- Run. Run!
- Where are you going?

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Uh, forget it. Uh, we'll wait for another
24 hours.

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Now why should we ask for such a huge
favor? Then I'll owe him all my life.

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He isn't so helpless the kid. He's 13
years old.

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He'll be back in a couple of days.

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- But, sir, Ruhaan is already back home.
- Hmm?

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Ah, I just told both of them.

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Pereira, Pereira. Pereira, Pereira,
Pereira.

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Oh! Phone-phone's ringing.

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Assistant Commissioner, D'Souza.

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Pereira.

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Yeah.

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Divorce? Wow! Is it possible for a son to
divorce his mother?

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Tell me, tell me.

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I'll answer this in court.

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So you've planned to drag me to court?

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I'll give a befitting reply to
this notice.

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- Okay?
- Adi!

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- Court notice?
- Exactly.

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Cheese Shashlik?

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Who eats Cheese Shashlik at 8:30 in the
morning?

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Some vegetable porridge?

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That's better. Yeah.

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Here.

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Uh, so, what did Priyanka say to Ruhaan
about this notice?

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What will the poor thing say?

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When a son raises his hand at his
mother, what can a poor mother do?

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- So Ruhaan tried to hit Priyanka?
- Yeah, so?

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Ruhaan slapped Priyanka with a
court notice, okay?

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He slapped her with a court notice.
He didn't wrap up a metal thing

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or a magnet and wrap it up and throw
it at her.

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Okay.

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But Priyanka's clothes are going to
get dirty, right, Dharmendra?

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How will Priyanka's clothes get dirty?

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Wonderful! Adi had told me himself that
Ruhaan is going to 'drag' Priyanka all

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the way to court.

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Oh, God! Oh, my Lord. Dragging someone to
court does not mean

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that he'll grab her by the hair
and drag her on the ground and say

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"Come, come, come!" That's not what it
means.

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Let me handle it. Uh, Twinkle, why did I
come here today?

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To have breakfast, right?

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No. Not for break--

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This is my character Kameshwari's
saree and last time uh, the lipstick

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that I used, that's looking very
dull now.

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So give me your latest lipstick and
eyeshadow, please. Go.

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I've got them here.

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- You can keep all of them.
- She won't leave.

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- I have an idea.
- Hmm?

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- Do you know my divorce lawyer, Mandar?
- Hmm?

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Hmm?

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- If we go talk to him.
- There's no point doing that.

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Because that notice was drafted by Mandar
himself for Ruhaan.

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And that's why Ruhaan was at Mandar's
house till 2 in the morning.

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Really?

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Listen, Priyanka, please don't
take Ruhaan's notice lightly at all?

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You hear me? I'm coming there.

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Yeah, come on. I'm coming as well.

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Where are you going? And like this?

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Who-who roams around the house wearing a
petticoat and blouse? What will

00:18:38.505 --> 00:18:39.425 align:center
people think of you?

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What's wrong with that? It's just
us women over here.

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- You see?
- Come on, Mumma?

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Yeah, coming! Okay, Tilottama,
here you go. The Garbage.

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And these are some clothes. It's for
your daughter.

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- Thank you, ma'am.
- You're welcome.

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- Listen, ma'am.
- Yeah?

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The garbage that sir gave me the other
day,

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I guess he threw this away as well
by mistake.

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What?

00:19:02.225 --> 00:19:04.025 align:center
It's that swimsuit?

00:19:04.785 --> 00:19:05.585 align:center
It's amazing.

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Do you remember when we were out

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- partying?
- Yeah?

00:19:08.665 --> 00:19:11.945 align:center
That's when Micky was with a girl
inside a jacuzzi.

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This girl in question was wearing
a swimming costume.

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Listen, Kuku. Was it the same girl
the other day, in the jacuzzi, with

00:19:18.785 --> 00:19:19.985 align:center
this useless octopus?

00:19:20.065 --> 00:19:21.985 align:center
Wearing a grey swimming costume?

00:19:23.265 --> 00:19:24.065 align:center
Oh, my God.

00:19:24.665 --> 00:19:26.825 align:center
- Okay. You go.
- Okay.

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Dharmendra. What are you doing in Micky's
bathroom?

00:19:39.305 --> 00:19:40.385 align:center
- Bikini, uh,
- Huh?

00:19:40.465 --> 00:19:43.825 align:center
Micky said, uh, I need to get the
wallet and reach the hospital soon.

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Why are your trousers wet in the front?

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The heat! The heat is so bad that
I've been sweating like a pig.

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End of chapter eight.

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Thank you.

00:20:01.025 --> 00:20:04.785 align:center
Hey! One second, ma'am. You can't leave a
chapter in the middle like this.

00:20:04.865 --> 00:20:06.225 align:center
There's a lot left to know.

00:20:06.305 --> 00:20:09.105 align:center
What was the fraud that Kuku was talking
about?

00:20:09.705 --> 00:20:13.345 align:center
And in what way did Ronit and Rajni's
relationship progress?

00:20:13.425 --> 00:20:17.145 align:center
And did Kiran manage to trap Micky
with her swimsuit tactic?

00:20:17.225 --> 00:20:21.145 align:center
And what did Micky do to save
himself from this situation?

00:20:21.985 --> 00:20:25.705 align:center
And did this really change anything
about your friendship or not?

00:20:25.785 --> 00:20:28.105 align:center
What sparks flew. How much fun was it?

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I want to know all this.

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Okay.
So, let me tell you what happened next.

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Chapter 9.

