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Rajni <i>ji,</i>

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was there really a girl in a swimming
costume with this spawn of bacteria?

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- Yes.
- Yes!

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I know.

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You know?

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Daddy!

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Miss Sarika.

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Sarika Sarikaskar Sarkaskar.

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What, what, what?

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Sarika Sarikaskar Sarkaskar.

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- What?
- No.

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I got the name.

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Did you, really?

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I have to join a class
to understand her name.

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Just say it again.

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Why do you need to join a class?

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It's so easy, Rambha.

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Sarika Sarikaskar Sarkaskar.

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Daddy, she was here.

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My Mikudi-Chikudi Never-Sikudi
called me to tell me

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that the girl came to repair the Jacuzzi.

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- Hello, madam.
- Hello.

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<i>I'm Sarika. Sarika Sarikaskar Sarkaskar.</i>

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Okay.

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Madam, there was some wiring problem
in the Jacuzzi. I have fixed that.

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Okay. Thank you. Thank you so much,
Sarika Sarikaskar Sarkaskar.

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Yes. Splash, splash.

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Then why did you say that there was a girl
in a swimming costume with Micky?

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When did I say that?

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- She's always lying. I…
- You said--

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- I never said "swimming costume."
- You did.

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- I only said "costume."
- You said costume.

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ABOUT TO REACH…

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You shouldn't have said that.

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- I even say your name correctly.
- Okay! "Costume."

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Oh, man. Wait a minute.

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I understood the problem.

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- Rajni aunty, listen to me.
- Yes.

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Science?

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How can anyone fail in science?

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By taking an exam.

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Is this a joke?

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If you keep scoring like this,
quit studying.

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Nice idea.

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I'll call Miss Manju.

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Don't touch the phone!
Don't you dare! I'll beat you up.

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I left it. Fine. I won't touch it. Okay?

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Netflixa, call Miss Manju.

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<i>Calling Miss Manju.</i>

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- You…
- Give it to him.

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- Hey… stop. Stop!
- Here.

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Duffer!

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Useless.

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Oversmart.

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Ass. Donkey.

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Yes. Ass. Donkey!

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Good-for-nothing!

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- Thank you, dear.
- Yes.

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What did he say?

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- Good-for-nothing.
- Good-for-nothing!

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- Dolittle.
- You dolittle…

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Is "dolittle" a bad word?

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It's PG13. You carry on.

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Stay there. Don't you move.

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I won't let you off the hook.
Just see what I do.

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Ruhaan <i>bhaiya,</i> Mom, Dad!

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Come here!

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I have something to say too!

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What is it?

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I can't understand.

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Which of these shoes should I eat?

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I'm starving.

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You'll eat shoes 'cause you're hungry?

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Yes. You said,

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"If you don't do your homework,
you'll eat my shoe."

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Did you forget? You're doomed
even if you obey her order.

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I don't want to live here.

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- Me too.
- I'm--

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Ruhaan, Vedant, we need to talk.

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- Hey--
- Hey, no. Bring it a notch lower.

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<i>- Do…</i>
<i>- Re…</i>

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It's time to face the music.

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Very nice.

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Okay.

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Yes, what is it, sir?

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Rajni aunty, this is Sarika.

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And this is her grey-colored costume.

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I mean, her uniform.

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Uniform.

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This is the same girl.

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What is it, sir? You said it was urgent.
Is the Jacuzzi down again?

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He is the one going down, bathed in blood.

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Kuku <i>bhaiya,</i> was this girl in the Jacuzzi
that day with this octopus?

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In a swimming costume?

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Jog your memory.

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Hey!

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Why don't you ask me, sir?

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It was me!

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I even stepped into the Jacuzzi.

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I fixed the LED light.
I changed the wiring.

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And then this uncle…

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- Hello, Uncle.
- Hi!

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And I even helped uncle
sit inside by holding his hand.

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Right, Uncle?

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Yes. She's a nice girl.

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"Yes. She's a nice girl."

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This was the same girl
who was wearing a swimming costume?

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If you say a word about the chutney jar,

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I won't let you watch songs
on YouTube for two weeks.

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Rajni aunty, why do you
keep threatening my Kuku uncle?

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She threatened me last night too.

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Even though she's now my Twitter wife.

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"Ex." Ex-wife.

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- Yes. It's now X, so she's my ex-wife. So?
- Yes.

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- You have no right to scold me.
- Yes.

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You've seen it too, Moolchand.

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Moolchand?

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You. Don't you remember your name?

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Mr. Moolchand Ghee Wala.

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- "Mr."?
- Hold on.

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Where do I fit in all this
in a swimming costume?

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Are you all blaming me?

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You sullied my reputation.

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Hey, no. It's not like that,
Sara Din Kasrat Karke.

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- Hey.
- Hey, what's her name?

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Hey, Friday.

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Why are you finding it
so difficult to say her name?

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Yes.

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It's so easy.

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Come on, say it with me. Come on.

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Sarika.

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Sarika.

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Sarikaskar Sarkaskar.

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Sarikaskas Sar--

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Not like that. No. Say it again.

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Sarika…

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Sarika…

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Uncle.

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We'll learn to say it later, Uncle.

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And listen,

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you know that Kuku uncle is a bit off.

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- So he thought--
- What did he think? What?

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This uncle is a bit off?

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She called you "uncle."

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- So my character is a bit off too?
- Daddy!

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Daddy.

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Do you think I'm that characterless?

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That I'd stop taking care of Kuku uncle

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and have some innocent service lady…

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I'll shoot myself.

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I'll shoot myself.

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- Oh, no!
- Mikudi!

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I'm going to shoot myself.

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Do one thing. Put up my photograph too.

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With Lingvin.

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What are you saying, Mikudi?

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How will we get the photo so soon?
Think about it, Mika-Chika.

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He's crying. No, Micky, no.

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Twinkle, please don't take
this gun from my hand.

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Amazing.

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Mika-Chika, give me the gun.

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Daddy!

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If you love shooting so much,

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then instead of my
Mika-Chika Dhinka-Chika,

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shoot me. Or I'll shoot myself.

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- No, dear. No, no, please.
- No.

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- Please. No, dear.
- Okay, not me.

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Shoot Dharmendra.

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- Hey!
- No, dear. No, please.

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Shoot Freddy.

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- No. Not me.
- What are you doing?

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No. I'll do one thing.

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I'll just fire six or seven rounds.

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Fate will decide who is to be shot.

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- No!
- No!

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- No!
- No!

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Don't fiddle with the gun, Quintal!

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Okay, Kuku uncle.

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Nariyal <i>ji.</i>

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- Not Nariyal, he's Nari. Nari.
- Yes.

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He's not <i>nari,</i> he's <i>nar!</i>

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You have glasses. Look.

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Loot at that. Over there…

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A man is coming with a guitar.
Let's shoot him.

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He's the memorial singer.

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- Okay.
- Actually, he's my friend. Just…

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- Shoot him.
- Hi!

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Okay, guys, so this is my college friend,
Ronit Roy Chaudhary.

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And he's our memorial singer also.

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Come. Freddy.

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<i>Ronit. Ronit. Hey, Ronit!</i>

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- Yes?
- Look behind you.

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That's the python

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whose memorial ceremony
we're all gathered here for.

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Yes.

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Why are you staring
at this hot cobra, huh?

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Just look at him.

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- It's as if he'll come out of the photo--
- Right.

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I know. I know it. You taught him to crawl
by holding his finger, right?

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Yes.

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Finger?

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He taught him by holding his tongue.

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Come on, dear Ronit.

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Now start the devotional songs.

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But, Uncle, I've brought… this.

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Yes. Right. Start singing the hymn.
Ting, ting, ting.

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Hey, where are Priyanka
and Adi? Call them.

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They both are at home.
They have two tiny Lingvins of their own.

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They're taking care of them.
Their classes.

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Okay.

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You can start.

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Sorry, the devotional songs.

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Ting, ting, ting.

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"There was an instant connection
between Ronit and Rajni."

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"On the other hand,
Priyanka and her son Ruhaan

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had a total disconnect."

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- I don't want to study at all.
- No!

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Son, tell me three reasons not to study.

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Physics, chemistry, mathematics.

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Other reason besides the subjects.

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Miss Patricia.

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- Patricia?
- She yells at me every time.

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What do you mean, "every time"?

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I mean, every time
when I talk in the classroom,

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she says,

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"Ruhaan, no talking in the classroom."

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And when I stay mum in the oral exam,

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she says,

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"Ruhaan, why are you
not talking in the classroom?"

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You tell me, wouldn't a cute,

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innocent, ordinary kid get confused?

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This oversmart troublemaker
needs some tough--

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If you beat me,

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I'll call the police.

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Really? Call.

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Call the police.

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I want to see how the police arrest me.

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I want to see that too.

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It'll be great fun.

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- Adi.
- Yes!

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Is she crying or laughing?

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Can you ever tell with Mummy?

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Son, what will you do in life
if you don't study?

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Singing!

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I'll be a big and famous rap singer.

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You need talent for that, son. Talent!

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Well, I'm brimming with that.

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Should I show you?

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Show me.

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Show me your talent.

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No. Not like that. Like this.

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- Start a beat. He's going to sing.
- Okay.

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Show me your talent.

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I'll show you.

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<i>Check, check, mike check</i>

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<i>Yo…</i>

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<i>When she enters the room</i>
<i>She wakes me up with a boom</i>

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<i>Everyone except me wakes up</i>

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<i>When Mummy yells</i>

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<i>Ruhaan! Vedant!</i>

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<i>Bathe and have breakfast</i>

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<i>Keep the books in your bag</i>

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<i>Ruhaan! Vedant!</i>

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<i>You'll miss the school bus</i>
<i>And Miss Manju will yell</i>

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<i>Why's this homework not done?</i>
<i>Such a bad essay</i>

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<i>You're not cut out for an IB school</i>
<i>You're useless and a fool</i>

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<i>Ruhaan! Vedant!</i>

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<i>You are a total dumbo</i>

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<i>You are a total failure</i>

00:12:19.985 --> 00:12:22.985 align:center
<i>Your future is very bleak</i>
<i>School is not for this weak</i>

00:12:30.065 --> 00:12:31.145 align:center
<i>You say this every day</i>

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<i>So why send me to school?</i>

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<i>I don't want to study</i>
<i>I wanna be a singer, buddy</i>

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<i>So, leave me alone</i>

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<i>Priyanka Khanna ji</i>

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<i>I wanna have a rap king title for me</i>

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<i>And yo!</i>

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Come on, clap.

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I did not expect that. Right?

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No. Because

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I have higher expectations
of Ruhaan than this.

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From tomorrow, no mobile.

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No social media.

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Extra tuitions.

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And you have to get a B
in every subject, minimum.

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Go to bed, and brush your teeth now!

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No! Wrong!

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You have to say, "Go to the <i>bathroom</i>
and brush your teeth."

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Who brushes on the bed?

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- She knows nothing!
- She knows nothing!

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Let's go.

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One day, Vedant will grow up too.

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He'll become a teenager.

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We are doomed!

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<i>Listen, this song is in your memory</i>

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Everybody.

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<i>- Lingvin</i>
<i>- Lingvin</i>

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Now in Lingvin's memory,
everyone will observe

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a minute's silence. Okay? Come on.

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I won't laugh.

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I challenge you to make me laugh.

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Okay, challenge accepted.

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Kuku uncle,

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during this one minute of silence,

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the senior-most person present here,

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that's you, will pay your respects
by sticking out your tongue.

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For one minute… you'll do this.

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Freddy will observe
if you're doing it right. Freddy?

00:14:33.305 --> 00:14:34.665 align:center
They're up to something.

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The silence starts now. Go.

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Look. Make it protrude a little more.

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Amazing.

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Hey!

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What?

00:14:51.545 --> 00:14:52.825 align:center
- He's crying.
- He is sad.

00:14:53.425 --> 00:14:54.385 align:center
He's crying.

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My Lingvin is gone.

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Nari uncle's Lingvin is gone.

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The memorial ends now.

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Now whiskey and soda.

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- Okay.
- There.

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Let me formally introduce
Ronit Roy Chaudhary.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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And she's our Majeni aunty--

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Hey. Don't call her aunty.

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- Your name?
- My name is…

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Rajni Merchant.

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No, no, no. Rajni Desai.
I just got divorced.

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What a coincidence.

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You're single, I'm single.

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You also just got divorced?

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What? Oh, no.

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I haven't gotten married yet.

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Oh, wow.

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Why?

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Because I haven't found someone yet.

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Someone wearing a black sari,

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with open hair,

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lovely eyes,

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stunningly beautiful--

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Divorcée.

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Whose name is Rajni Desai.

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- Shall I get something for you?
- No. Just…

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- Champagne. Hey, move aside.
- Yes. Champagne.

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Cheers.

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Oh, my, this smile of yours--

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Just like <i>Mona Lisa.</i>

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Her painting is hanging in Ghatkopar.

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Gulshan aunty,

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the <i>Mona Lisa</i> painting is in Paris.

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Yes. The location where
the painting is hanging is a bit off.

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Will you go on a date with me?

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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Is my chili paneer here?

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Why did he come here now?

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- Hi, everyone!
- Hello.

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Yes.

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This is my ex-husband, Kuku Merchant.

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- And--
- Oh, hi.

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Hi!

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And this is my…

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I mean, Hutoxi's college friend.

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- Yes.
- Yeah.

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- Ronit.
- Ronit. Ronit. Ronit <i>ji.</i>

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One minute. Both of you just come… closer.

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Yes.

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A little…

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You look so nice standing together.

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Same.

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Mother, son.

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Ruhaan <i>bhaiya,</i> what are you writing?

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- Note.
- Which one? 100 rupees or 500 rupees?

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Not the currency note.

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I can see that. Then which one? Tell me.

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- Letter.
- No, not later. Tell me now.

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I mean, letter.

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As in, I'm writing a letter to Mummy.
A missive.

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"Missive"?

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What is missive?

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Missive is a prehistoric email.

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Long time ago, people used to email
each other through pen and paper.

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You mean, if you put it into the laptop,

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this will straight away
come out of Mummy's mobile?

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No.

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Now, listen to me carefully, Vedant.

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You will give this to Mummy.

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Okay? Give it to her when I'm gone.

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Where are you going?

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Mumma wants to force me to study.

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But I want to become a singer.

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That's why I'm leaving the house.

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Now do as I say.

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He's our son.
Don't pressurize him too much.

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Not too much, I'll hit him a little.

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But I'll hit him for sure.

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Finally you guys are here.

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Paneer shashlik?

00:18:56.665 --> 00:18:57.985 align:center
- No, thanks.
- Chicken shots.

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- Oh, sure.
- Sure.

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- Yes.
- Thank you.

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All okay with the kids?

00:19:02.425 --> 00:19:03.585 align:center
Yeah. All okay.

00:19:03.665 --> 00:19:06.225 align:center
- Good.
- Ruhaan just threw a tantrum out of anger.

00:19:06.305 --> 00:19:07.625 align:center
He called Priyanka Hitler.

00:19:07.705 --> 00:19:11.625 align:center
Priyanka broke a glass in anger.
That glass struck the maid's leg.

00:19:11.705 --> 00:19:13.505 align:center
And the entire house got bloody.

00:19:13.585 --> 00:19:16.705 align:center
Yes. Then Priyanka
took off her slipper and hit Ruhaan.

00:19:16.785 --> 00:19:19.625 align:center
That slipper hit the wall clock.
The clock fell on the maid's head.

00:19:19.705 --> 00:19:22.665 align:center
- Oh, my God.
- I told her to apply some ice on her head.

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She opened the fridge door
and got an electric shock

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throughout her body.

00:19:26.265 --> 00:19:27.345 align:center
Then she was gone.

00:19:28.705 --> 00:19:29.545 align:center
She died?

00:19:29.625 --> 00:19:31.945 align:center
No. She quit her job
and went to her village.

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- Okay.
- Rest is fine.

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Hey, Vedant, stop!

00:19:36.665 --> 00:19:37.745 align:center
What are you doing?

00:19:37.825 --> 00:19:39.785 align:center
Hey, why did you take the water bottle?

00:19:40.465 --> 00:19:43.305 align:center
You give this
old-fashioned email to Mumma now.

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And add my name in it too.

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Because now I'm running off with you too.

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- Let's go.
- What?

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What?

00:19:50.905 --> 00:19:52.465 align:center
Vedant, what are you saying?

00:19:52.545 --> 00:19:53.945 align:center
What are you saying?

00:19:54.025 --> 00:19:55.545 align:center
Hey, where are you going?

00:19:55.625 --> 00:19:57.145 align:center
You become a singer.

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I'll become a hero in the movies.

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Hero in what movies?

00:20:00.585 --> 00:20:02.065 align:center
You'll have to audition for that.

00:20:02.145 --> 00:20:03.785 align:center
Hey, I know audition.

00:20:04.825 --> 00:20:06.985 align:center
Two plus three is equal to five. Audition.

00:20:07.065 --> 00:20:07.905 align:center
Oh, man!

00:20:07.985 --> 00:20:09.065 align:center
Oh, my mobile phone.

00:20:10.705 --> 00:20:12.505 align:center
Hey, that's called addition.

00:20:12.585 --> 00:20:14.745 align:center
You have to show
your acting skills in an audition.

00:20:14.825 --> 00:20:17.025 align:center
Vedant. Sit down.

00:20:20.425 --> 00:20:22.585 align:center
I'm not going to become singer directly.

00:20:23.505 --> 00:20:24.905 align:center
Then what will you do?

00:20:27.065 --> 00:20:27.945 align:center
Okay, listen.

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- Okay, okay, okay.
- Yes.

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We're all best friends here.

00:20:32.785 --> 00:20:34.065 align:center
So, let's play a game.

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Confessions.

00:20:35.065 --> 00:20:37.345 align:center
You have to tell us a secret of yours

00:20:37.425 --> 00:20:39.985 align:center
that you haven't told
anybody till this day.

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Damn.

00:20:41.105 --> 00:20:42.865 align:center
Come on. Who's going first?

00:20:42.945 --> 00:20:44.865 align:center
No. Nobody is going to the toilet.

00:20:44.945 --> 00:20:46.065 align:center
We'll play the game first.

00:20:46.985 --> 00:20:49.705 align:center
- We're talking about the game, not toilet.
- Adi…

00:20:49.785 --> 00:20:50.825 align:center
Who's going first?

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I'll go first!

00:20:53.825 --> 00:20:55.065 align:center
- Hey.
- Hey.

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I wanna go first.

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- Make uncle sit.
- What?

00:20:58.585 --> 00:21:00.105 align:center
- Make him sit. You see?
- Sit.

00:21:00.185 --> 00:21:02.345 align:center
- Sit down.
- See what happens when he's left alone.

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Are you okay, Uncle?

00:21:03.985 --> 00:21:05.825 align:center
I'm okay. I'm not drunk.

00:21:05.905 --> 00:21:08.825 align:center
I just drank a glass, with six refills.

00:21:08.905 --> 00:21:11.745 align:center
- There you go.
- Wait a minute. Wait. Hello.

00:21:12.505 --> 00:21:13.905 align:center
- How much is this?
- Four.

00:21:15.785 --> 00:21:16.625 align:center
How much is this?

00:21:17.185 --> 00:21:18.705 align:center
- Seven.
- You see?

00:21:19.865 --> 00:21:21.385 align:center
If I were drunk,

00:21:21.465 --> 00:21:23.785 align:center
could you have answered that correctly?

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Okay, now confession.

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Come here, Jal-jeera.

00:21:29.625 --> 00:21:30.625 align:center
Go, Rajni.

00:21:32.425 --> 00:21:33.865 align:center
Before we got married,

00:21:33.945 --> 00:21:35.625 align:center
I had kept

00:21:35.705 --> 00:21:38.705 align:center
a big secret from you.

00:21:39.985 --> 00:21:41.345 align:center
What was the secret?

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Subtitle translation by: Sanjay Malhotra