WEBVTT 00:00:12.105 --> 00:00:14.545 align:center Who wears a grey colored swimsuit? 00:00:16.705 --> 00:00:17.505 align:center Who's there? 00:00:18.265 --> 00:00:19.705 align:center Dharmendra, is that you? 00:00:26.065 --> 00:00:29.545 align:center Dharmendra? What are you doing in Micky's bathroom? 00:00:29.625 --> 00:00:31.225 align:center Uh, I forgot, uh 00:00:31.825 --> 00:00:33.265 align:center my wallet. 00:00:34.545 --> 00:00:36.265 align:center You forgot it in the bathroom? 00:00:36.345 --> 00:00:39.025 align:center Yeah, so, uh, bikini, uh 00:00:39.545 --> 00:00:40.345 align:center Huh? 00:00:40.425 --> 00:00:44.225 align:center Uh, Micky said, Micky said, uh, I need to get the wallet and reach the 00:00:44.305 --> 00:00:45.545 align:center hospital soon. 00:00:46.185 --> 00:00:46.985 align:center That's why. 00:00:49.385 --> 00:00:51.705 align:center Why are your trousers wet in the front? 00:00:54.985 --> 00:00:55.785 align:center The heat. 00:00:56.545 --> 00:01:00.585 align:center The heat is so bad that I've been sweating like a pig. This is sweat! 00:01:00.665 --> 00:01:02.225 align:center Okay. Sweating like a pig? 00:01:03.065 --> 00:01:05.745 align:center You're sweating only from there, is it? 00:01:05.825 --> 00:01:08.105 align:center I tend to sweat a little more. Actually, 00:01:08.185 --> 00:01:09.985 align:center my entire body was sweating. 00:01:10.065 --> 00:01:13.545 align:center So when I wiped this sweat off the-the rest of it dried. 00:01:13.625 --> 00:01:16.825 align:center Come on, now why are we standing here talking? We need to get to the 00:01:16.905 --> 00:01:18.585 align:center hospital. Let's go, oh, God. 00:01:21.825 --> 00:01:23.025 align:center The sketch is ready. 00:01:31.745 --> 00:01:35.465 align:center You see? The swimming costume is the same color as the dip box. 00:01:39.665 --> 00:01:42.625 align:center Yeah, come on, come on. Is it a serious case? Huh? 00:01:43.105 --> 00:01:44.545 align:center A buffalo? 00:01:46.625 --> 00:01:48.945 align:center Hey, Dharmendra, this looks like an animal hospital. 00:01:49.025 --> 00:01:49.825 align:center Yes. 00:01:49.905 --> 00:01:52.305 align:center Why is Twinkle's brother Linguine admitted over here? 00:01:52.385 --> 00:01:54.465 align:center Because Linguine is actually Uncle Nari's pet. 00:01:54.545 --> 00:01:56.025 align:center - Correct. - A pet, doggie? 00:01:57.705 --> 00:01:58.505 align:center A rabbit? 00:02:00.025 --> 00:02:00.825 align:center A python. 00:02:01.785 --> 00:02:03.465 align:center No. Don't you dare. 00:02:03.545 --> 00:02:04.785 align:center You better not laugh. 00:02:05.425 --> 00:02:07.785 align:center Twinkle really considers him a brother. 00:02:09.745 --> 00:02:12.625 align:center - Stop it! Don't laugh. - Hey! You see? He's laughing. Be careful. 00:02:12.705 --> 00:02:16.385 align:center - Tell him to control himself. - The donkey's going to kick you. 00:02:16.865 --> 00:02:19.425 align:center You're laughing like a donkey! 00:02:20.585 --> 00:02:22.505 align:center Twinkle considers a snake her brother? 00:02:22.585 --> 00:02:23.385 align:center Yeah. 00:02:23.465 --> 00:02:27.105 align:center But how does he walk around? Like this? How do they feed him? 00:02:27.185 --> 00:02:28.985 align:center Yes, they just put the food in. 00:02:29.065 --> 00:02:32.505 align:center Yes. They move the tongue aside and place the food inside. 00:02:32.585 --> 00:02:34.145 align:center If he doesn't like the food he throws it out. 00:02:34.225 --> 00:02:35.025 align:center Stop it! 00:02:35.785 --> 00:02:37.585 align:center - Guys, behave yourselves! - He started it. 00:02:37.665 --> 00:02:38.985 align:center Hey, come on, come on. 00:02:39.825 --> 00:02:41.665 align:center Pet owners are very sensitive about their 00:02:41.745 --> 00:02:42.545 align:center - pets, okay? - Yes. 00:02:42.625 --> 00:02:45.785 align:center Yeah, yeah. That's absolutely right. Now, look at that. What's that in 00:02:45.865 --> 00:02:46.665 align:center his hand? 00:02:48.545 --> 00:02:49.345 align:center A parrot. 00:02:49.425 --> 00:02:51.985 align:center He's caressing his buddy with so much love. 00:02:52.545 --> 00:02:54.185 align:center - Yeah. - Get it? 00:02:54.905 --> 00:02:55.705 align:center Oh! 00:02:56.945 --> 00:03:01.425 align:center Enough, you guys! Just stop it. Horrible. You guys are worse than schoolboys! Yuck! 00:03:01.505 --> 00:03:04.585 align:center It's all his fault. Why do you keep making me laugh? 00:03:05.425 --> 00:03:09.585 align:center Isn't it they same? The color of the dip box and the swimming costume? 00:03:09.665 --> 00:03:10.865 align:center - Expert. - Hmm. 00:03:10.945 --> 00:03:11.905 align:center Hmm. 00:03:11.985 --> 00:03:13.945 align:center What an amazing sketch, wow! 00:03:14.025 --> 00:03:17.185 align:center But where is the girl who was in this swimming costume? 00:03:17.265 --> 00:03:20.025 align:center I can't remember her face so I didn't draw it. 00:03:20.105 --> 00:03:23.145 align:center - Whose face do you actually remember? - Munmun! 00:03:23.625 --> 00:03:26.385 align:center I remember Munmun's face. Should I put her in? 00:03:26.465 --> 00:03:27.665 align:center Do one thing. 00:03:28.505 --> 00:03:32.905 align:center Just add Munmun's face here and then go dunk this in water 00:03:32.985 --> 00:03:36.065 align:center and then drown yourself in that water along with it. 00:03:38.545 --> 00:03:40.105 align:center Excuse me. Can I get a pen, please? 00:03:40.185 --> 00:03:41.505 align:center Yeah, sure, here you go. 00:03:41.585 --> 00:03:42.465 align:center Thanks. 00:03:42.545 --> 00:03:44.625 align:center Hello, Ayesha, the doctor said that 00:03:45.465 --> 00:03:47.905 align:center both of Munna baby's kidneys have failed. 00:03:48.745 --> 00:03:49.945 align:center Who's Munna baby? 00:03:51.305 --> 00:03:52.825 align:center - A Monkey? - He's a goat. 00:03:52.905 --> 00:03:54.945 align:center - I see. - Ayesha. 00:03:55.545 --> 00:03:59.865 align:center The doctor says that if they give him the injection Munna baby will just… 00:04:00.345 --> 00:04:04.305 align:center Listen to me Munna's daddy, we can't do anything about it. Please just come 00:04:04.385 --> 00:04:06.345 align:center back home. You haven't eaten anything. 00:04:06.425 --> 00:04:08.585 align:center - What should I make for dinner? - For dinner. 00:04:08.665 --> 00:04:09.585 align:center Mutton biryani. 00:04:11.105 --> 00:04:12.105 align:center Yeah, what else? 00:04:14.505 --> 00:04:17.705 align:center No, no, no. The thing is both his kidneys have failed, right? That's why 00:04:17.785 --> 00:04:20.305 align:center he's suggesting. Why waste the entire goat unnecessarily? 00:04:20.385 --> 00:04:21.585 align:center So what if the kidneys have failed? 00:04:21.665 --> 00:04:25.425 align:center Just marinate it in vinegar and chop it up with onions and tomatoes like this 00:04:25.505 --> 00:04:27.385 align:center or just mince it up. You'll have a… 00:04:27.465 --> 00:04:29.985 align:center Their goat just died. What are you saying? 00:04:33.905 --> 00:04:35.545 align:center You-you can keep the pen. You Just 00:04:35.625 --> 00:04:38.545 align:center - keep the pen. - Uh, Adi's here, Adi's here. Adi. 00:04:38.625 --> 00:04:41.145 align:center - What were you thinking? - You should have stopped me. 00:04:41.225 --> 00:04:43.665 align:center Adi, please tell us. How is Twinkle doing? 00:04:43.745 --> 00:04:46.265 align:center Twinkle has already fainted twice in there. 00:04:46.345 --> 00:04:49.665 align:center Yeah, but, uh, there's no need to worry about Linguine anymore. 00:04:49.745 --> 00:04:50.665 align:center Oh okay. That's nice. 00:04:50.745 --> 00:04:52.825 align:center - That's good. God! - He passed away. 00:04:58.585 --> 00:05:00.625 align:center Linguine has left us! 00:05:00.705 --> 00:05:01.705 align:center So sorry, uncle. 00:05:02.505 --> 00:05:04.985 align:center - What will be will be, Uncle? Yeah, yeah, - My Linguine! 00:05:05.065 --> 00:05:05.865 align:center Yeah. 00:05:12.825 --> 00:05:14.305 align:center Linguine has passed away. 00:05:17.465 --> 00:05:19.465 align:center But he just won't stop passing us. 00:05:20.745 --> 00:05:21.585 align:center Daddy. 00:05:21.665 --> 00:05:22.745 align:center My darling. 00:05:24.305 --> 00:05:25.505 align:center My brother! 00:05:26.665 --> 00:05:29.665 align:center Please don't. Please don't do it. I'll start laughing. Just please 00:05:29.745 --> 00:05:30.545 align:center don't do it. 00:05:30.625 --> 00:05:34.425 align:center How did this happen, Uncle? He was a charmer. What moves he had. 00:05:35.025 --> 00:05:39.705 align:center He was j-j jus-just, just like a churro and now he's become a tortilla strip. 00:05:44.865 --> 00:05:46.105 align:center Come. Come now. Let's, 00:05:46.185 --> 00:05:47.665 align:center let's touch his-his tail. 00:05:50.145 --> 00:05:51.065 align:center He's so orange. 00:05:52.265 --> 00:05:53.825 align:center - Come on, do it. - Yeah. 00:05:54.745 --> 00:05:56.265 align:center - Don't do it. - Shh shhhh. 00:05:56.345 --> 00:06:00.585 align:center Vishnusharman, now who will I wrap around my neck? Tell me? 00:06:01.065 --> 00:06:04.825 align:center Sir, don't worry. We still have Kamlesh. He'll be there for you. 00:06:04.905 --> 00:06:06.145 align:center - Kamlesh? - The Cobra! 00:06:07.145 --> 00:06:11.385 align:center Linguine's younger brother. This one's Chinese and Kamlesh is Gujarati. 00:06:11.985 --> 00:06:12.785 align:center Kamlesh! 00:06:14.345 --> 00:06:15.225 align:center Kamlesh! 00:06:17.145 --> 00:06:17.945 align:center Daddy! 00:06:18.785 --> 00:06:20.025 align:center Daddy, you have to be brave. 00:06:20.105 --> 00:06:22.225 align:center - Yeah. - And he'll have a long grave. 00:06:24.905 --> 00:06:25.705 align:center Hey. 00:06:27.985 --> 00:06:29.705 align:center Just think about Marco Polo at least. 00:06:29.785 --> 00:06:30.785 align:center Ma-Ma-Marco Polo! 00:06:31.265 --> 00:06:32.225 align:center Who's Marco Polo? 00:06:32.305 --> 00:06:34.345 align:center Their 10 foot pet crocodile. 00:06:34.425 --> 00:06:36.865 align:center I'm sure his crocodile must be that long. 00:06:37.465 --> 00:06:39.785 align:center He still has to grow up, right? 00:06:39.865 --> 00:06:40.865 align:center Oh, no. 00:06:41.585 --> 00:06:43.825 align:center How much is he going to grow, Twinkle? 00:06:45.305 --> 00:06:48.785 align:center No, Uncle, Marco Polo is already 10 feet long, isn't he so? 00:06:49.785 --> 00:06:54.665 align:center My dear Linguine. He used to eat loaded tostadas from my hand. 00:06:54.745 --> 00:06:56.625 align:center Loaded Tostadas for a python? 00:06:56.705 --> 00:06:58.185 align:center That's why he's dead now. 00:06:59.345 --> 00:07:00.145 align:center Hey, shut up. 00:07:06.585 --> 00:07:07.785 align:center Linguine. 00:07:08.265 --> 00:07:12.425 align:center He was a tiny, cute python 00:07:12.505 --> 00:07:16.585 align:center He was the support of Uncle Nari 00:07:16.665 --> 00:07:20.625 align:center He was like a brother to Twinkle 00:07:20.705 --> 00:07:24.465 align:center How do we say goodbye to you 00:07:24.545 --> 00:07:28.385 align:center You have passed away, we shed tears 00:07:28.465 --> 00:07:32.505 align:center We will always, always, always miss you 00:07:32.585 --> 00:07:33.385 align:center We are singing a song 00:07:33.465 --> 00:07:34.785 align:center Everybody's lost their minds. 00:07:34.865 --> 00:07:37.145 align:center Who writes like this, "Hiss in Peace"? 00:07:37.625 --> 00:07:39.785 align:center - Priyanka! Hutoxi! - Dear Linguine. 00:07:40.505 --> 00:07:41.865 align:center Breaking news! Gulshan! 00:07:43.225 --> 00:07:44.825 align:center - Hey, Rajni? - Yeah. 00:07:44.905 --> 00:07:47.665 align:center Have you read this? An invitation to a python's memorial? 00:07:47.745 --> 00:07:48.545 align:center Listen. 00:07:48.625 --> 00:07:51.625 align:center Fine, you buried your python, but who keeps a memorial service for 00:07:51.705 --> 00:07:52.505 align:center a pet snake? 00:07:52.585 --> 00:07:55.505 align:center These Oberois are on a mission to tarnish our society's reputation 00:07:55.585 --> 00:07:57.185 align:center - completely. - You're so right. 00:07:57.265 --> 00:08:00.505 align:center Oh, God. Look at this idiot Twinkle's order. See what all she's asked me 00:08:00.585 --> 00:08:02.265 align:center to make. Goan cheese chilli. 00:08:03.465 --> 00:08:05.945 align:center But what's the problem with cheese chilli? 00:08:06.425 --> 00:08:07.345 align:center - No, no. - Look. 00:08:08.225 --> 00:08:10.105 align:center This! Cheese is the problem! 00:08:10.185 --> 00:08:13.785 align:center It's called Goan pork chilli. What's the point of making a vegetarian version of 00:08:13.865 --> 00:08:14.705 align:center the dish? 00:08:14.785 --> 00:08:19.105 align:center Huh? They want to have a vegetarian version of every non-vegetarian dish. 00:08:19.185 --> 00:08:21.825 align:center Don't us non-vegetarians have any feelings? 00:08:21.905 --> 00:08:23.745 align:center I know. What I'm-- 00:08:23.825 --> 00:08:26.825 align:center No, Mamma, do I try to do that? Think about it. Instead of making 00:08:26.905 --> 00:08:30.305 align:center gram flour dumplings, do I make goat testicle dumplings? 00:08:30.385 --> 00:08:31.185 align:center No. 00:08:31.265 --> 00:08:32.465 align:center No. Do I even try to make fish sandwich instead of coleslaw sandwich? 00:08:32.545 --> 00:08:33.345 align:center No. 00:08:33.425 --> 00:08:35.385 align:center - Alright, listen-- - And see, Mamma. 00:08:35.465 --> 00:08:38.305 align:center What's written here? Instead of bone broth soup they want me to 00:08:38.385 --> 00:08:40.705 align:center - make some papaya soup. - Oh, my God! 00:08:40.785 --> 00:08:44.025 align:center I'm telling you, the union leader of the goats will lead a protest 00:08:44.105 --> 00:08:45.025 align:center against me. 00:08:45.105 --> 00:08:48.345 align:center He'll say, "M-m-may be you thought I was dead, that you made papaya soup 00:08:48.425 --> 00:08:50.345 align:center instead of the bone broth soup?" 00:08:50.425 --> 00:08:51.305 align:center My dear child. 00:08:51.825 --> 00:08:53.705 align:center Mamma, I'm going to go get some papaya. 00:08:53.785 --> 00:08:54.905 align:center Yeah, go. Go, go, go. Go! 00:08:54.985 --> 00:08:56.985 align:center - Go, my sweet boy, go. - My darling! 00:08:57.065 --> 00:08:58.785 align:center Hey! You come here, all of you. 00:08:58.865 --> 00:09:00.665 align:center - Come, come, come, come. - What happened? 00:09:00.745 --> 00:09:02.945 align:center - What's going on? - Do you remember when we were out 00:09:03.025 --> 00:09:04.385 align:center - partying? - Yeah. 00:09:04.465 --> 00:09:07.625 align:center That's when Micky was with a girl inside a jacuzzi. 00:09:08.105 --> 00:09:09.265 align:center What? 00:09:09.345 --> 00:09:10.145 align:center In the jacuzzi? 00:09:10.225 --> 00:09:13.025 align:center Yeah. Your Uncle Kuku remembers it vaguely. 00:09:13.505 --> 00:09:15.505 align:center But still he told me clearly. 00:09:15.585 --> 00:09:16.385 align:center Micky. 00:09:17.825 --> 00:09:19.105 align:center My dear Vishnusharman. 00:09:19.185 --> 00:09:22.865 align:center I hope you remember? We have a memorial dinner in Linguine's memory tomorrow 00:09:22.945 --> 00:09:23.745 align:center evening. 00:09:23.825 --> 00:09:24.745 align:center Yes, sir! 00:09:25.745 --> 00:09:28.585 align:center - Then what is this? - It's Linguine's photograph, sir. 00:09:28.665 --> 00:09:29.465 align:center This? 00:09:29.545 --> 00:09:32.905 align:center Yes, sir. You asked me to get a childhood photo of him, framed and ready for 00:09:32.985 --> 00:09:35.945 align:center - today. So here it is. - This is a photo of an egg. 00:09:36.825 --> 00:09:39.705 align:center He hasn't even completely crawled out of the egg yet. 00:09:39.785 --> 00:09:40.625 align:center I know, sir! 00:09:41.105 --> 00:09:43.545 align:center But you had asked for a childhood photo. 00:09:43.625 --> 00:09:47.225 align:center - You call this a childhood photo? - I mean it's not from his youth. 00:09:47.305 --> 00:09:51.625 align:center When I die, you will put up a photo of my mother 's womb? Hmm? While I was still 00:09:51.705 --> 00:09:52.665 align:center inside it? 00:09:53.145 --> 00:09:56.185 align:center Or will you put up a picture of her sonography report at my memorial 00:09:56.265 --> 00:09:57.105 align:center service? 00:09:57.185 --> 00:10:00.745 align:center I haven't yet thought about it, sir. The problem is you're still alive, right. 00:10:00.825 --> 00:10:03.225 align:center First die then we'll figure all that out. 00:10:03.305 --> 00:10:05.945 align:center Go. Get out. Just go and get me another photo. 00:10:06.025 --> 00:10:07.065 align:center - Okay, sir. - Hmm. 00:10:07.545 --> 00:10:09.145 align:center This old man has gone mad. 00:10:09.625 --> 00:10:14.305 align:center Sir, we've found a private detective. Ex-forensic. His name's Sudhakar Satpute. 00:10:14.385 --> 00:10:15.185 align:center It's urgent. 00:10:15.265 --> 00:10:17.745 align:center - Go, call him. Call him. - I'll call him. 00:10:17.825 --> 00:10:20.545 align:center - My baby! - Oh, my God! 00:10:22.145 --> 00:10:26.505 align:center You mean Micky brought a girl over to his house yet again? 00:10:28.185 --> 00:10:28.985 align:center Absolutely. 00:10:29.465 --> 00:10:33.345 align:center You all remember, don't you? That Twinkle had gone to London last month to do 00:10:33.425 --> 00:10:34.225 align:center some shopping. 00:10:34.305 --> 00:10:38.185 align:center That's when Micky had brought another girl over to his house. 00:10:38.265 --> 00:10:42.225 align:center She was such a bombshell hottie. Thirty-six, twenty-four thirty-six. 00:10:42.305 --> 00:10:44.105 align:center She was as cracking as a whip. 00:10:44.865 --> 00:10:48.385 align:center Oh, no. That was Mrs. Khurana, Micky's paternal aunt. 00:10:48.865 --> 00:10:52.825 align:center And her measurements are forty-four, fifty-six, sixty-four, okay? 00:10:52.905 --> 00:10:56.945 align:center Yeah, I mean, the measurements I gave could be a little here or there. 00:10:57.025 --> 00:11:00.985 align:center I'm sure it must be another relative of his. Over sized, soft bread. 00:11:01.065 --> 00:11:04.545 align:center And why would Micky bring a skinny anorexic looking girl into the jacuzzi. 00:11:04.625 --> 00:11:06.105 align:center That too in front of Kuku. 00:11:06.185 --> 00:11:10.345 align:center Yes, but this girl in question was wearing a swimming costume. 00:11:12.585 --> 00:11:16.545 align:center Yeah, so what? Even Hutoxi's mother wears a skimpy swimming costume. 00:11:16.625 --> 00:11:18.545 align:center Why are you dragging my mother into this? 00:11:18.625 --> 00:11:22.545 align:center I'm just trying to give an example, idiot. Let me finish at least. 00:11:23.505 --> 00:11:26.545 align:center You know exactly what your mother's figure is like. 00:11:26.625 --> 00:11:30.065 align:center Rajni, you know what? When children play hide and seek, at least 00:11:30.145 --> 00:11:32.465 align:center 4-5 children can hide behind her. 00:11:32.985 --> 00:11:36.145 align:center Her mother has such a big 70mm bum, you know. 00:11:37.545 --> 00:11:40.865 align:center Even then. Boldly, she wears a swimming costume, isn't it? 00:11:40.945 --> 00:11:43.465 align:center - Yes. - X, X, X, X, X, X, X, L. 00:11:44.185 --> 00:11:46.185 align:center Mamma, stop it! You're crossing the line. 00:11:46.265 --> 00:11:47.945 align:center Hey, one second, one second. 00:11:48.025 --> 00:11:50.705 align:center I am smelling a rat. 00:11:51.585 --> 00:11:53.905 align:center No, no. That's Hutoxi's scrambled eggs. 00:11:54.905 --> 00:11:55.705 align:center Aunty Rajni. 00:11:56.225 --> 00:11:58.065 align:center Is Uncle Kuku at home right now? 00:11:58.145 --> 00:12:02.745 align:center Just try and remember, what did you see at Micky's house that day. 00:12:03.665 --> 00:12:04.465 align:center I-- 00:12:04.545 --> 00:12:08.465 align:center Because while you were there would he really take such a big risk? 00:12:09.505 --> 00:12:11.625 align:center - See-- - Alright, maybe he will. 00:12:11.705 --> 00:12:16.945 align:center But, will he make a girl wear a swim suit and then get her in a jacuzzi with him? 00:12:19.825 --> 00:12:21.625 align:center - So-- - Tell me, tell me. 00:12:21.705 --> 00:12:25.905 align:center You dumbass. If you let him speak he will definitely tell us something. 00:12:26.745 --> 00:12:29.265 align:center He tried to say something almost 300 times. 00:12:29.345 --> 00:12:30.385 align:center What? 300 times? 00:12:31.105 --> 00:12:32.785 align:center How did you enter Micky's house? 00:12:32.865 --> 00:12:33.985 align:center - Correct! - Correct! 00:12:34.945 --> 00:12:36.345 align:center Through the main door. 00:12:44.265 --> 00:12:46.865 align:center - The main door was open? - No, it was closed. 00:12:47.985 --> 00:12:51.385 align:center - That means you had the keys? - No. I didn't have the keys. 00:12:51.465 --> 00:12:53.305 align:center Then how did you open the door? 00:12:53.385 --> 00:12:54.305 align:center With a key. 00:12:54.385 --> 00:12:56.105 align:center But you just said you didn't have the 00:12:56.185 --> 00:12:56.985 align:center - keys. - Hmm! 00:12:57.065 --> 00:12:58.625 align:center No. I didn't have the keys. 00:12:58.705 --> 00:13:02.105 align:center So how did you open the door with a key, Kuku? 00:13:03.385 --> 00:13:04.225 align:center By turning the key. 00:13:04.305 --> 00:13:05.105 align:center Oh, God! 00:13:05.185 --> 00:13:07.145 align:center - Oh, God! He's totally lost it Rajni. - God! 00:13:07.225 --> 00:13:08.025 align:center Oh, God! 00:13:09.945 --> 00:13:10.745 align:center Now I remember. 00:13:10.825 --> 00:13:11.625 align:center - What? - What? 00:13:11.705 --> 00:13:15.705 align:center Now, if Uncle Kuku remembers what happened and spills your little secret. 00:13:15.785 --> 00:13:17.625 align:center And if uncle Ravjiani finds out. 00:13:17.705 --> 00:13:19.625 align:center Then we will lose 400 to 500 grams. 00:13:19.705 --> 00:13:21.505 align:center - What? - What, what, what? 00:13:21.585 --> 00:13:23.465 align:center How will he lose all of that weight? 00:13:23.545 --> 00:13:27.345 align:center Now when his fingers, tongue, ears get cut off, it will remove at least 400 00:13:27.425 --> 00:13:29.745 align:center to 500 grams of weight from his body. 00:13:29.825 --> 00:13:31.745 align:center - No, I mean, instant weight loss. - What-- 00:13:31.825 --> 00:13:34.425 align:center - Amazing! Fantastic. - You're done for buddy! 00:13:35.025 --> 00:13:38.265 align:center Hey, how will he perform the surgery? He'll have to use his toes to hold 00:13:38.345 --> 00:13:39.425 align:center the forceps and take the pulse. 00:13:39.505 --> 00:13:43.305 align:center I'll mince his tongue and cook it in butter. Mamma will be happy! 00:13:43.385 --> 00:13:45.585 align:center Hey, Freddy. Stop scaring me. And what kind of friends are you all? 00:13:45.665 --> 00:13:49.705 align:center If Twinkle and her psycho father really believe that I am guilty then 00:13:49.785 --> 00:13:52.465 align:center Twinkle will shoot me at least 15 to 20 times. 00:13:52.545 --> 00:13:56.065 align:center After which her father will shoot me another couple of times. 00:13:56.145 --> 00:13:57.825 align:center Please just stay around me, alright? 00:13:57.905 --> 00:14:02.225 align:center No, but why would your father-in-law waste another couple of bullets on you? 00:14:02.305 --> 00:14:04.545 align:center I mean, if Twinkle shoots you 20 times you will die right? 00:14:04.625 --> 00:14:05.625 align:center No, no, he won't. 00:14:06.145 --> 00:14:07.745 align:center Twinkle can't aim for shit! 00:14:08.505 --> 00:14:12.545 align:center In the fair when she tries to aim for the balloons in the shooting gallery, she 00:14:12.625 --> 00:14:15.625 align:center ends up shooting everywhere except for the balloons. 00:14:15.705 --> 00:14:16.665 align:center What are you saying? 00:14:16.745 --> 00:14:19.945 align:center Hey, Dharmendra, we can't be near him. Twinkle will end up shooting all of us, 00:14:20.025 --> 00:14:20.825 align:center right? 00:14:22.145 --> 00:14:24.385 align:center - I have a solid plan. - What's the plan? 00:14:24.465 --> 00:14:25.745 align:center Micky, go stand there. 00:14:25.825 --> 00:14:27.785 align:center - We're all standing behind you. See, like - Ya! 00:14:27.865 --> 00:14:28.785 align:center - Hmm. - This, okay? 00:14:28.865 --> 00:14:31.465 align:center So at the memorial when Twinkle fires at you 00:14:32.505 --> 00:14:36.265 align:center we'll just hide behind you, right? And we won't get shot. Everyone around us 00:14:36.345 --> 00:14:37.265 align:center will die. 00:14:40.665 --> 00:14:43.065 align:center No, but there's a problem with this plan. 00:14:43.145 --> 00:14:43.945 align:center What? 00:14:44.025 --> 00:14:45.745 align:center Once Twinkle is done, Uncle Ravjiani is going to shoot him. 00:14:45.825 --> 00:14:46.625 align:center - Yeah? - Yeah? 00:14:46.705 --> 00:14:48.065 align:center - Okay. - Okay, then come here. 00:14:48.145 --> 00:14:52.465 align:center With his double barrel gun he's going to make such a big hole in his tummy, 00:14:52.545 --> 00:14:54.225 align:center so the bullet is going to go through and hit us, right? 00:14:54.305 --> 00:14:56.865 align:center - Oh, my God! - Hey, Adi, what are you saying? 00:14:56.945 --> 00:14:59.625 align:center No, a double barrel can make a hole like this. 00:14:59.705 --> 00:15:00.865 align:center Listen, guys, I have an idea. 00:15:00.945 --> 00:15:04.225 align:center When the firing happens at the memorial, we'll all just lie down. 00:15:04.305 --> 00:15:06.505 align:center Everybody ready? Here it comes. Duck! 00:15:07.225 --> 00:15:10.145 align:center You stupid idiots, just get up. Why are you lying down? You really 00:15:10.225 --> 00:15:11.385 align:center think it's a joke? 00:15:11.465 --> 00:15:14.905 align:center You're so selfish. "I'll stand there, I'll run over there." 00:15:14.985 --> 00:15:16.065 align:center Please think about me. 00:15:16.145 --> 00:15:19.385 align:center We will have to convince Twinkle's father that this is all just a 00:15:19.465 --> 00:15:20.665 align:center misunderstanding. 00:15:20.745 --> 00:15:21.865 align:center Start thinking. 00:15:23.105 --> 00:15:23.945 align:center Just a second. 00:15:26.705 --> 00:15:28.145 align:center I think I have an idea. 00:15:28.825 --> 00:15:33.105 align:center Sir, please meet, Mr. Sudhakar Satpute. He's a private detective. 00:15:34.105 --> 00:15:37.625 align:center I'm here to investigate your son-in-law, Dr. Mikhail Oberoi. 00:15:37.705 --> 00:15:39.185 align:center Okay. Uh, you have all the details, right? 00:15:39.265 --> 00:15:40.105 align:center Yes. Yes. Yes. 00:15:41.665 --> 00:15:42.465 align:center Yes. 00:15:44.745 --> 00:15:48.505 align:center Wherever that parasite goes, whoever he meets, I want a detailed daily 00:15:48.585 --> 00:15:50.945 align:center - report on him. - Yes. Yes. Yes. 00:15:52.065 --> 00:15:54.825 align:center Yes. But I have a piece of advice. 00:16:00.905 --> 00:16:01.985 align:center What is he saying? 00:16:09.625 --> 00:16:11.105 align:center Can you say it in English? 00:16:11.185 --> 00:16:12.145 align:center Yes. Yes. Yes. 00:16:13.625 --> 00:16:14.425 align:center Okay. 00:16:15.345 --> 00:16:19.345 align:center Sometimes what we don't expect is exactly what we end up discovering. 00:16:19.425 --> 00:16:22.905 align:center But, nothing like that will happen in my son-in-law's case. 00:16:22.985 --> 00:16:25.185 align:center - Okay? - Yes. Yes. Yes. 00:16:26.745 --> 00:16:27.545 align:center Yes. 00:16:47.065 --> 00:16:48.425 align:center - Now I remember! - What? 00:16:48.505 --> 00:16:49.745 align:center - Yeah? What is it? - Really? 00:16:49.825 --> 00:16:51.505 align:center - What? - What is it? Tell us. 00:16:51.585 --> 00:16:52.385 align:center I remember now 00:16:52.465 --> 00:16:53.785 align:center - What? - Helicopter, and the keys. 00:16:53.865 --> 00:16:55.105 align:center Helicopter in the air 00:16:55.585 --> 00:16:58.905 align:center and the keys to monkey's house on top of the helicopter. 00:17:00.785 --> 00:17:02.945 align:center And you, like some super hero, 00:17:03.785 --> 00:17:08.305 align:center flew up over the helicopter, picked up the key from there then opened the main 00:17:08.385 --> 00:17:09.505 align:center door with that key. 00:17:10.225 --> 00:17:11.025 align:center Yeah? 00:17:11.985 --> 00:17:15.105 align:center You're crazy to say this and I'm crazier to believe this. 00:17:15.185 --> 00:17:18.345 align:center Sorry, sorry, sorry. Girls, I don't think there was any woman. He's 00:17:18.425 --> 00:17:19.825 align:center hallucinating. 00:17:20.545 --> 00:17:23.825 align:center He was brushing his teeth on the balcony this morning and he said, "Look a 00:17:23.905 --> 00:17:24.705 align:center kangaroo." 00:17:25.345 --> 00:17:29.585 align:center No, it was, the-the garbage collector was collecting the garbage, like this in her 00:17:29.665 --> 00:17:32.905 align:center - garbage bag, so I thought it looked like, - A Kangaroo! 00:17:33.425 --> 00:17:35.265 align:center Wearing a saree? In our neighborhood? 00:17:35.345 --> 00:17:36.785 align:center The one with a veil. 00:17:37.265 --> 00:17:40.425 align:center Oh, God, what do I do? Where do I go bash my head? 00:17:40.505 --> 00:17:41.305 align:center Bash it here. 00:17:41.985 --> 00:17:45.025 align:center Uncle, you need to focus a little more. Okay? 00:17:45.105 --> 00:17:46.985 align:center - Hmm. - Tell me, tell me? 00:17:47.065 --> 00:17:50.225 align:center - What happened? Where is he going? - Uncle, wait! Where are you going? 00:17:50.305 --> 00:17:51.105 align:center Hey Kuku wait. What happened? What happened? 00:17:51.185 --> 00:17:52.385 align:center Where are you going? 00:17:52.985 --> 00:17:54.585 align:center Ranjan. My pants are stuck. 00:17:54.665 --> 00:17:57.625 align:center - I'll put him on the seat and come. - Yeah, yeah. 00:17:57.705 --> 00:17:58.505 align:center Sure. 00:17:58.585 --> 00:18:00.905 align:center What a crazy couple they are! For the first time I'm seeing a couple in 00:18:00.985 --> 00:18:03.425 align:center a live-in relationship right after their divorce. 00:18:03.505 --> 00:18:04.625 align:center - Listen, guys. - Hmm? 00:18:04.705 --> 00:18:07.625 align:center According to Uncle Kuku, there was definitely a girl with Micky in 00:18:07.705 --> 00:18:09.705 align:center - the jacuzzi. - Yeah. This is for sure. 00:18:09.785 --> 00:18:10.585 align:center Yeah. 00:18:10.665 --> 00:18:14.385 align:center You know what? Priyanka, as soon as Twinkle arrives, you go and 00:18:14.465 --> 00:18:16.185 align:center - Correct? - Hi, everyone! 00:18:17.185 --> 00:18:19.465 align:center - Oh! Twinkle, I'm sorry, baby. I'm so - Oh, Twinkle! 00:18:19.545 --> 00:18:20.945 align:center - Look Twinkle's here. - Twinkle. 00:18:21.025 --> 00:18:23.905 align:center - Sorry. - How did Linguine's funeral go? 00:18:24.545 --> 00:18:26.265 align:center - Very nice. - Good. I'm glad. 00:18:27.825 --> 00:18:32.305 align:center They buried my dearest Linguine in daddy's illegal whiskey factory garden. 00:18:32.385 --> 00:18:34.465 align:center Next to the local minister's house. 00:18:35.465 --> 00:18:37.545 align:center The poor python had cancer, right? 00:18:38.025 --> 00:18:40.145 align:center Did no body ever figure it out for so long? 00:18:40.225 --> 00:18:43.785 align:center I know. Even though my dear linguine didn't have any vices. 00:18:43.865 --> 00:18:45.025 align:center Yeah. 00:18:45.105 --> 00:18:48.425 align:center Yeah, although one in a while he liked chewing some tobacco. 00:18:48.505 --> 00:18:49.585 align:center But not regularly. 00:18:50.465 --> 00:18:53.345 align:center - I don't think he smoked either, right? - No! 00:18:53.425 --> 00:18:54.425 align:center And whiskey-- 00:18:54.505 --> 00:18:55.985 align:center Enough now, Mamma, please. 00:18:56.065 --> 00:18:57.025 align:center - Twinkle. - Yeah. 00:18:57.105 --> 00:18:57.905 align:center Hmm. 00:18:57.985 --> 00:19:02.225 align:center I'm so sorry about Linguine. Uh, but, uh, I want to, I want to tell you something 00:19:02.305 --> 00:19:03.505 align:center very very important. 00:19:05.225 --> 00:19:07.025 align:center The, thing is, uh, Hutoxi will tell you. 00:19:07.105 --> 00:19:08.585 align:center - Hutoxi. - Me? 00:19:09.065 --> 00:19:10.745 align:center Come on, tell her quickly. 00:19:10.825 --> 00:19:13.945 align:center Wow! No, no, no. Wow! You generally don't let anybody speak and now I 00:19:14.025 --> 00:19:16.025 align:center should be the one breaking this terrible news to Twinkle? 00:19:16.105 --> 00:19:19.345 align:center - Okay, okay. Relax. Relax. Just tell her. - Very nice. Okay. Twinkle. 00:19:19.425 --> 00:19:23.025 align:center On Friday, at Linguine's memorial service we're going to make a very big 00:19:23.105 --> 00:19:25.505 align:center - Hmm. - announcement in front of your father. 00:19:25.585 --> 00:19:28.665 align:center Hmm? And uhhhh, that announcement, 00:19:29.385 --> 00:19:30.345 align:center will be made by Mamma. 00:19:30.425 --> 00:19:31.385 align:center Hey! Very smart! 00:19:31.865 --> 00:19:34.065 align:center Yeah. Yeah. Yeah and uh, 00:19:34.545 --> 00:19:37.705 align:center and all of us, after the announcement in a single voice will start a 00:19:37.785 --> 00:19:39.385 align:center - protest, isn't it Mamma? - Hmm. Hmm. 00:19:39.465 --> 00:19:40.825 align:center - Yeah! - Hmm? 00:19:40.905 --> 00:19:44.145 align:center Okay. Twinkle, in a single voice we'll start a protest. 00:19:44.625 --> 00:19:45.745 align:center But in whose voice? 00:19:46.705 --> 00:19:49.265 align:center Look at her? In a rockstars voice! Happy? 00:19:50.025 --> 00:19:52.385 align:center Try to understand what I'm saying, okay? 00:19:52.465 --> 00:19:53.985 align:center - Get it? - Okay. 00:19:54.065 --> 00:19:55.665 align:center - Okay. - Okay, okay. 00:19:55.745 --> 00:19:57.665 align:center - Okay. - She's okay with it. 00:20:03.505 --> 00:20:04.665 align:center Play the movie. 00:20:05.145 --> 00:20:06.905 align:center - We're all here to mourn. - Stop it! 00:20:06.985 --> 00:20:09.025 align:center Alright, start the mourning! 00:20:09.105 --> 00:20:09.905 align:center Daddy. 00:20:13.705 --> 00:20:14.745 align:center Cheese shashlik? 00:20:15.545 --> 00:20:19.425 align:center The one who loved it the most is no more now! 00:20:20.985 --> 00:20:22.225 align:center But you're still alive, sir. 00:20:22.305 --> 00:20:23.185 align:center Get lost! 00:20:26.385 --> 00:20:28.305 align:center Keep it down, keep it down. 00:20:28.385 --> 00:20:30.425 align:center INCOMING CALL TELL ME TELL ME 00:20:32.745 --> 00:20:33.785 align:center Yeah, tell me, tell me? 00:20:33.865 --> 00:20:37.145 align:center Hello, Adi, where are you? Aunty Gulshan is going to drop a bomb on Micky 00:20:37.225 --> 00:20:38.025 align:center today. 00:20:38.105 --> 00:20:41.865 align:center Bloodshed, crying, drama, a lot is going to happen. Why aren't you here? 00:20:41.945 --> 00:20:44.665 align:center Yeah, Ruhaan's result for this semester is out. So… 00:20:44.745 --> 00:20:46.385 align:center How are his grades? 00:20:46.465 --> 00:20:50.025 align:center They're actually good. But he even got an A grade in History. 00:20:50.105 --> 00:20:51.265 align:center - A? - Uh, Maths he got a D minus. 00:20:51.345 --> 00:20:55.585 align:center - Uh, what about the other subjects? - Oh, he failed in all the other ones. 00:20:55.665 --> 00:20:56.585 align:center Clean bowled! 00:20:57.065 --> 00:20:58.385 align:center Failed in all of them? 00:20:58.865 --> 00:21:01.785 align:center Where is he? Idiot good for nothing. Ruhaan! 00:21:01.865 --> 00:21:05.425 align:center Listen, you don't need to panic so much. Ruhaan is fine now, and Vedant is also 00:21:05.505 --> 00:21:06.305 align:center fine. 00:21:08.585 --> 00:21:10.905 align:center One second. Vedant is also fine, means? 00:21:10.985 --> 00:21:12.425 align:center He swallowed some coins. 00:21:13.465 --> 00:21:14.265 align:center What? 00:21:15.465 --> 00:21:19.665 align:center Yeah, yeah. He even choked on some. His eyes went up-- like this, in a weird 00:21:19.745 --> 00:21:20.545 align:center way. 00:21:21.745 --> 00:21:25.185 align:center But I made him spit out seven rupees in just five seconds. 00:21:25.265 --> 00:21:26.065 align:center Seven rupees? 00:21:26.145 --> 00:21:30.065 align:center Yeah, he swallowed two coins, right? A five rupee and a two rupee. 00:21:30.145 --> 00:21:32.145 align:center Now his valve is clear, he's breathing fine now. You can buy 00:21:32.225 --> 00:21:33.265 align:center some candy with these seven rupees. 00:21:33.345 --> 00:21:35.985 align:center I'm-I'm coming back in five minutes, okay? I'll be there in 00:21:36.065 --> 00:21:36.865 align:center five minutes. 00:21:37.505 --> 00:21:38.305 align:center Oh, God! 00:21:38.945 --> 00:21:42.105 align:center Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just one last time. 00:21:42.785 --> 00:21:47.145 align:center In memory of Linguine's step mother, Changuine as well, please. 00:21:48.225 --> 00:21:50.585 align:center It's done. How many times will we do it? 00:21:50.665 --> 00:21:54.505 align:center This is the last time. How many times will you make us do it, Nari? 00:21:54.585 --> 00:21:56.785 align:center Aunty Gulshan, I'm coming back from home in five minutes. Meanwhile just say 00:21:56.865 --> 00:21:59.385 align:center each and everything, Let it blow up today. 00:21:59.465 --> 00:22:00.545 align:center Uh, Twink-- 00:22:00.625 --> 00:22:01.905 align:center Please don't hesitate. 00:22:01.985 --> 00:22:05.905 align:center Every small detail that we know, word to word, tell Uncle Nari about it. 00:22:05.985 --> 00:22:06.865 align:center Na-- 00:22:06.945 --> 00:22:09.145 align:center No, why not? You have to tell him. 00:22:09.225 --> 00:22:11.945 align:center Don't beat around the bush. Just say it directly. Directly. 00:22:12.025 --> 00:22:14.065 align:center Hey! Hey! Hey! Superfast express! 00:22:14.545 --> 00:22:18.065 align:center When she says it only then will we know if she's beating around the bush or 00:22:18.145 --> 00:22:19.185 align:center saying it directly? 00:22:19.265 --> 00:22:20.145 align:center Yeah. 00:22:20.225 --> 00:22:22.785 align:center You be quiet. I'll say it. You go. 00:22:23.385 --> 00:22:24.385 align:center Go home, just go. 00:22:25.345 --> 00:22:26.865 align:center Okay. Ruhaan! 00:22:29.665 --> 00:22:32.465 align:center - They're okay, they're okay. - Twinkle, come here. 00:22:32.545 --> 00:22:34.945 align:center - Yes, Aunty Rajni, tell me? - Nari, you also listen. 00:22:35.025 --> 00:22:36.025 align:center Yes. 00:22:36.105 --> 00:22:40.465 align:center Wen we were all out partying the other night, your Uncle Kuku had come here. 00:22:40.545 --> 00:22:45.905 align:center And he saw that there was some girl with Micky wearing a swimming costume. 00:22:50.305 --> 00:22:51.105 align:center He's dead.