WEBVTT 00:12.105 --> 00:14.545 Who wears a grey colored swimsuit? 00:16.705 --> 00:17.505 Who's there? 00:18.265 --> 00:19.705 Dharmendra, is that you? 00:26.065 --> 00:29.545 Dharmendra? What are you doing in Micky's bathroom? 00:29.625 --> 00:31.225 Uh, I forgot, uh 00:31.825 --> 00:33.265 my wallet. 00:34.545 --> 00:36.265 You forgot it in the bathroom? 00:36.345 --> 00:39.025 Yeah, so, uh, bikini, uh 00:39.545 --> 00:40.345 Huh? 00:40.425 --> 00:44.225 Uh, Micky said, Micky said, uh, I need to get the wallet and reach the 00:44.305 --> 00:45.545 hospital soon. 00:46.185 --> 00:46.985 That's why. 00:49.385 --> 00:51.705 Why are your trousers wet in the front? 00:54.985 --> 00:55.785 The heat. 00:56.545 --> 01:00.585 The heat is so bad that I've been sweating like a pig. This is sweat! 01:00.665 --> 01:02.225 Okay. Sweating like a pig? 01:03.065 --> 01:05.745 You're sweating only from there, is it? 01:05.825 --> 01:08.105 I tend to sweat a little more. Actually, 01:08.185 --> 01:09.985 my entire body was sweating. 01:10.065 --> 01:13.545 So when I wiped this sweat off the-the rest of it dried. 01:13.625 --> 01:16.825 Come on, now why are we standing here talking? We need to get to the 01:16.905 --> 01:18.585 hospital. Let's go, oh, God. 01:21.825 --> 01:23.025 The sketch is ready. 01:31.745 --> 01:35.465 You see? The swimming costume is the same color as the dip box. 01:39.665 --> 01:42.625 Yeah, come on, come on. Is it a serious case? Huh? 01:43.105 --> 01:44.545 A buffalo? 01:46.625 --> 01:48.945 Hey, Dharmendra, this looks like an animal hospital. 01:49.025 --> 01:49.825 Yes. 01:49.905 --> 01:52.305 Why is Twinkle's brother Linguine admitted over here? 01:52.385 --> 01:54.465 Because Linguine is actually Uncle Nari's pet. 01:54.545 --> 01:56.025 - Correct. - A pet, doggie? 01:57.705 --> 01:58.505 A rabbit? 02:00.025 --> 02:00.825 A python. 02:01.785 --> 02:03.465 No. Don't you dare. 02:03.545 --> 02:04.785 You better not laugh. 02:05.425 --> 02:07.785 Twinkle really considers him a brother. 02:09.745 --> 02:12.625 - Stop it! Don't laugh. - Hey! You see? He's laughing. Be careful. 02:12.705 --> 02:16.385 - Tell him to control himself. - The donkey's going to kick you. 02:16.865 --> 02:19.425 You're laughing like a donkey! 02:20.585 --> 02:22.505 Twinkle considers a snake her brother? 02:22.585 --> 02:23.385 Yeah. 02:23.465 --> 02:27.105 But how does he walk around? Like this? How do they feed him? 02:27.185 --> 02:28.985 Yes, they just put the food in. 02:29.065 --> 02:32.505 Yes. They move the tongue aside and place the food inside. 02:32.585 --> 02:34.145 If he doesn't like the food he throws it out. 02:34.225 --> 02:35.025 Stop it! 02:35.785 --> 02:37.585 - Guys, behave yourselves! - He started it. 02:37.665 --> 02:38.985 Hey, come on, come on. 02:39.825 --> 02:41.665 Pet owners are very sensitive about their 02:41.745 --> 02:42.545 - pets, okay? - Yes. 02:42.625 --> 02:45.785 Yeah, yeah. That's absolutely right. Now, look at that. What's that in 02:45.865 --> 02:46.665 his hand? 02:48.545 --> 02:49.345 A parrot. 02:49.425 --> 02:51.985 He's caressing his buddy with so much love. 02:52.545 --> 02:54.185 - Yeah. - Get it? 02:54.905 --> 02:55.705 Oh! 02:56.945 --> 03:01.425 Enough, you guys! Just stop it. Horrible. You guys are worse than schoolboys! Yuck! 03:01.505 --> 03:04.585 It's all his fault. Why do you keep making me laugh? 03:05.425 --> 03:09.585 Isn't it they same? The color of the dip box and the swimming costume? 03:09.665 --> 03:10.865 - Expert. - Hmm. 03:10.945 --> 03:11.905 Hmm. 03:11.985 --> 03:13.945 What an amazing sketch, wow! 03:14.025 --> 03:17.185 But where is the girl who was in this swimming costume? 03:17.265 --> 03:20.025 I can't remember her face so I didn't draw it. 03:20.105 --> 03:23.145 - Whose face do you actually remember? - Munmun! 03:23.625 --> 03:26.385 I remember Munmun's face. Should I put her in? 03:26.465 --> 03:27.665 Do one thing. 03:28.505 --> 03:32.905 Just add Munmun's face here and then go dunk this in water 03:32.985 --> 03:36.065 and then drown yourself in that water along with it. 03:38.545 --> 03:40.105 Excuse me. Can I get a pen, please? 03:40.185 --> 03:41.505 Yeah, sure, here you go. 03:41.585 --> 03:42.465 Thanks. 03:42.545 --> 03:44.625 Hello, Ayesha, the doctor said that 03:45.465 --> 03:47.905 both of Munna baby's kidneys have failed. 03:48.745 --> 03:49.945 Who's Munna baby? 03:51.305 --> 03:52.825 - A Monkey? - He's a goat. 03:52.905 --> 03:54.945 - I see. - Ayesha. 03:55.545 --> 03:59.865 The doctor says that if they give him the injection Munna baby will just… 04:00.345 --> 04:04.305 Listen to me Munna's daddy, we can't do anything about it. Please just come 04:04.385 --> 04:06.345 back home. You haven't eaten anything. 04:06.425 --> 04:08.585 - What should I make for dinner? - For dinner. 04:08.665 --> 04:09.585 Mutton biryani. 04:11.105 --> 04:12.105 Yeah, what else? 04:14.505 --> 04:17.705 No, no, no. The thing is both his kidneys have failed, right? That's why 04:17.785 --> 04:20.305 he's suggesting. Why waste the entire goat unnecessarily? 04:20.385 --> 04:21.585 So what if the kidneys have failed? 04:21.665 --> 04:25.425 Just marinate it in vinegar and chop it up with onions and tomatoes like this 04:25.505 --> 04:27.385 or just mince it up. You'll have a… 04:27.465 --> 04:29.985 Their goat just died. What are you saying? 04:33.905 --> 04:35.545 You-you can keep the pen. You Just 04:35.625 --> 04:38.545 - keep the pen. - Uh, Adi's here, Adi's here. Adi. 04:38.625 --> 04:41.145 - What were you thinking? - You should have stopped me. 04:41.225 --> 04:43.665 Adi, please tell us. How is Twinkle doing? 04:43.745 --> 04:46.265 Twinkle has already fainted twice in there. 04:46.345 --> 04:49.665 Yeah, but, uh, there's no need to worry about Linguine anymore. 04:49.745 --> 04:50.665 Oh okay. That's nice. 04:50.745 --> 04:52.825 - That's good. God! - He passed away. 04:58.585 --> 05:00.625 Linguine has left us! 05:00.705 --> 05:01.705 So sorry, uncle. 05:02.505 --> 05:04.985 - What will be will be, Uncle? Yeah, yeah, - My Linguine! 05:05.065 --> 05:05.865 Yeah. 05:12.825 --> 05:14.305 Linguine has passed away. 05:17.465 --> 05:19.465 But he just won't stop passing us. 05:20.745 --> 05:21.585 Daddy. 05:21.665 --> 05:22.745 My darling. 05:24.305 --> 05:25.505 My brother! 05:26.665 --> 05:29.665 Please don't. Please don't do it. I'll start laughing. Just please 05:29.745 --> 05:30.545 don't do it. 05:30.625 --> 05:34.425 How did this happen, Uncle? He was a charmer. What moves he had. 05:35.025 --> 05:39.705 He was j-j jus-just, just like a churro and now he's become a tortilla strip. 05:44.865 --> 05:46.105 Come. Come now. Let's, 05:46.185 --> 05:47.665 let's touch his-his tail. 05:50.145 --> 05:51.065 He's so orange. 05:52.265 --> 05:53.825 - Come on, do it. - Yeah. 05:54.745 --> 05:56.265 - Don't do it. - Shh shhhh. 05:56.345 --> 06:00.585 Vishnusharman, now who will I wrap around my neck? Tell me? 06:01.065 --> 06:04.825 Sir, don't worry. We still have Kamlesh. He'll be there for you. 06:04.905 --> 06:06.145 - Kamlesh? - The Cobra! 06:07.145 --> 06:11.385 Linguine's younger brother. This one's Chinese and Kamlesh is Gujarati. 06:11.985 --> 06:12.785 Kamlesh! 06:14.345 --> 06:15.225 Kamlesh! 06:17.145 --> 06:17.945 Daddy! 06:18.785 --> 06:20.025 Daddy, you have to be brave. 06:20.105 --> 06:22.225 - Yeah. - And he'll have a long grave. 06:24.905 --> 06:25.705 Hey. 06:27.985 --> 06:29.705 Just think about Marco Polo at least. 06:29.785 --> 06:30.785 Ma-Ma-Marco Polo! 06:31.265 --> 06:32.225 Who's Marco Polo? 06:32.305 --> 06:34.345 Their 10 foot pet crocodile. 06:34.425 --> 06:36.865 I'm sure his crocodile must be that long. 06:37.465 --> 06:39.785 He still has to grow up, right? 06:39.865 --> 06:40.865 Oh, no. 06:41.585 --> 06:43.825 How much is he going to grow, Twinkle? 06:45.305 --> 06:48.785 No, Uncle, Marco Polo is already 10 feet long, isn't he so? 06:49.785 --> 06:54.665 My dear Linguine. He used to eat loaded tostadas from my hand. 06:54.745 --> 06:56.625 Loaded Tostadas for a python? 06:56.705 --> 06:58.185 That's why he's dead now. 06:59.345 --> 07:00.145 Hey, shut up. 07:06.585 --> 07:07.785 Linguine. 07:08.265 --> 07:12.425 He was a tiny, cute python 07:12.505 --> 07:16.585 He was the support of Uncle Nari 07:16.665 --> 07:20.625 He was like a brother to Twinkle 07:20.705 --> 07:24.465 How do we say goodbye to you 07:24.545 --> 07:28.385 You have passed away, we shed tears 07:28.465 --> 07:32.505 We will always, always, always miss you 07:32.585 --> 07:33.385 We are singing a song 07:33.465 --> 07:34.785 Everybody's lost their minds. 07:34.865 --> 07:37.145 Who writes like this, "Hiss in Peace"? 07:37.625 --> 07:39.785 - Priyanka! Hutoxi! - Dear Linguine. 07:40.505 --> 07:41.865 Breaking news! Gulshan! 07:43.225 --> 07:44.825 - Hey, Rajni? - Yeah. 07:44.905 --> 07:47.665 Have you read this? An invitation to a python's memorial? 07:47.745 --> 07:48.545 Listen. 07:48.625 --> 07:51.625 Fine, you buried your python, but who keeps a memorial service for 07:51.705 --> 07:52.505 a pet snake? 07:52.585 --> 07:55.505 These Oberois are on a mission to tarnish our society's reputation 07:55.585 --> 07:57.185 - completely. - You're so right. 07:57.265 --> 08:00.505 Oh, God. Look at this idiot Twinkle's order. See what all she's asked me 08:00.585 --> 08:02.265 to make. Goan cheese chilli. 08:03.465 --> 08:05.945 But what's the problem with cheese chilli? 08:06.425 --> 08:07.345 - No, no. - Look. 08:08.225 --> 08:10.105 This! Cheese is the problem! 08:10.185 --> 08:13.785 It's called Goan pork chilli. What's the point of making a vegetarian version of 08:13.865 --> 08:14.705 the dish? 08:14.785 --> 08:19.105 Huh? They want to have a vegetarian version of every non-vegetarian dish. 08:19.185 --> 08:21.825 Don't us non-vegetarians have any feelings? 08:21.905 --> 08:23.745 I know. What I'm-- 08:23.825 --> 08:26.825 No, Mamma, do I try to do that? Think about it. Instead of making 08:26.905 --> 08:30.305 gram flour dumplings, do I make goat testicle dumplings? 08:30.385 --> 08:31.185 No. 08:31.265 --> 08:32.465 No. Do I even try to make fish sandwich instead of coleslaw sandwich? 08:32.545 --> 08:33.345 No. 08:33.425 --> 08:35.385 - Alright, listen-- - And see, Mamma. 08:35.465 --> 08:38.305 What's written here? Instead of bone broth soup they want me to 08:38.385 --> 08:40.705 - make some papaya soup. - Oh, my God! 08:40.785 --> 08:44.025 I'm telling you, the union leader of the goats will lead a protest 08:44.105 --> 08:45.025 against me. 08:45.105 --> 08:48.345 He'll say, "M-m-may be you thought I was dead, that you made papaya soup 08:48.425 --> 08:50.345 instead of the bone broth soup?" 08:50.425 --> 08:51.305 My dear child. 08:51.825 --> 08:53.705 Mamma, I'm going to go get some papaya. 08:53.785 --> 08:54.905 Yeah, go. Go, go, go. Go! 08:54.985 --> 08:56.985 - Go, my sweet boy, go. - My darling! 08:57.065 --> 08:58.785 Hey! You come here, all of you. 08:58.865 --> 09:00.665 - Come, come, come, come. - What happened? 09:00.745 --> 09:02.945 - What's going on? - Do you remember when we were out 09:03.025 --> 09:04.385 - partying? - Yeah. 09:04.465 --> 09:07.625 That's when Micky was with a girl inside a jacuzzi. 09:08.105 --> 09:09.265 What? 09:09.345 --> 09:10.145 In the jacuzzi? 09:10.225 --> 09:13.025 Yeah. Your Uncle Kuku remembers it vaguely. 09:13.505 --> 09:15.505 But still he told me clearly. 09:15.585 --> 09:16.385 Micky. 09:17.825 --> 09:19.105 My dear Vishnusharman. 09:19.185 --> 09:22.865 I hope you remember? We have a memorial dinner in Linguine's memory tomorrow 09:22.945 --> 09:23.745 evening. 09:23.825 --> 09:24.745 Yes, sir! 09:25.745 --> 09:28.585 - Then what is this? - It's Linguine's photograph, sir. 09:28.665 --> 09:29.465 This? 09:29.545 --> 09:32.905 Yes, sir. You asked me to get a childhood photo of him, framed and ready for 09:32.985 --> 09:35.945 - today. So here it is. - This is a photo of an egg. 09:36.825 --> 09:39.705 He hasn't even completely crawled out of the egg yet. 09:39.785 --> 09:40.625 I know, sir! 09:41.105 --> 09:43.545 But you had asked for a childhood photo. 09:43.625 --> 09:47.225 - You call this a childhood photo? - I mean it's not from his youth. 09:47.305 --> 09:51.625 When I die, you will put up a photo of my mother 's womb? Hmm? While I was still 09:51.705 --> 09:52.665 inside it? 09:53.145 --> 09:56.185 Or will you put up a picture of her sonography report at my memorial 09:56.265 --> 09:57.105 service? 09:57.185 --> 10:00.745 I haven't yet thought about it, sir. The problem is you're still alive, right. 10:00.825 --> 10:03.225 First die then we'll figure all that out. 10:03.305 --> 10:05.945 Go. Get out. Just go and get me another photo. 10:06.025 --> 10:07.065 - Okay, sir. - Hmm. 10:07.545 --> 10:09.145 This old man has gone mad. 10:09.625 --> 10:14.305 Sir, we've found a private detective. Ex-forensic. His name's Sudhakar Satpute. 10:14.385 --> 10:15.185 It's urgent. 10:15.265 --> 10:17.745 - Go, call him. Call him. - I'll call him. 10:17.825 --> 10:20.545 - My baby! - Oh, my God! 10:22.145 --> 10:26.505 You mean Micky brought a girl over to his house yet again? 10:28.185 --> 10:28.985 Absolutely. 10:29.465 --> 10:33.345 You all remember, don't you? That Twinkle had gone to London last month to do 10:33.425 --> 10:34.225 some shopping. 10:34.305 --> 10:38.185 That's when Micky had brought another girl over to his house. 10:38.265 --> 10:42.225 She was such a bombshell hottie. Thirty-six, twenty-four thirty-six. 10:42.305 --> 10:44.105 She was as cracking as a whip. 10:44.865 --> 10:48.385 Oh, no. That was Mrs. Khurana, Micky's paternal aunt. 10:48.865 --> 10:52.825 And her measurements are forty-four, fifty-six, sixty-four, okay? 10:52.905 --> 10:56.945 Yeah, I mean, the measurements I gave could be a little here or there. 10:57.025 --> 11:00.985 I'm sure it must be another relative of his. Over sized, soft bread. 11:01.065 --> 11:04.545 And why would Micky bring a skinny anorexic looking girl into the jacuzzi. 11:04.625 --> 11:06.105 That too in front of Kuku. 11:06.185 --> 11:10.345 Yes, but this girl in question was wearing a swimming costume. 11:12.585 --> 11:16.545 Yeah, so what? Even Hutoxi's mother wears a skimpy swimming costume. 11:16.625 --> 11:18.545 Why are you dragging my mother into this? 11:18.625 --> 11:22.545 I'm just trying to give an example, idiot. Let me finish at least. 11:23.505 --> 11:26.545 You know exactly what your mother's figure is like. 11:26.625 --> 11:30.065 Rajni, you know what? When children play hide and seek, at least 11:30.145 --> 11:32.465 4-5 children can hide behind her. 11:32.985 --> 11:36.145 Her mother has such a big 70mm bum, you know. 11:37.545 --> 11:40.865 Even then. Boldly, she wears a swimming costume, isn't it? 11:40.945 --> 11:43.465 - Yes. - X, X, X, X, X, X, X, L. 11:44.185 --> 11:46.185 Mamma, stop it! You're crossing the line. 11:46.265 --> 11:47.945 Hey, one second, one second. 11:48.025 --> 11:50.705 I am smelling a rat. 11:51.585 --> 11:53.905 No, no. That's Hutoxi's scrambled eggs. 11:54.905 --> 11:55.705 Aunty Rajni. 11:56.225 --> 11:58.065 Is Uncle Kuku at home right now? 11:58.145 --> 12:02.745 Just try and remember, what did you see at Micky's house that day. 12:03.665 --> 12:04.465 I-- 12:04.545 --> 12:08.465 Because while you were there would he really take such a big risk? 12:09.505 --> 12:11.625 - See-- - Alright, maybe he will. 12:11.705 --> 12:16.945 But, will he make a girl wear a swim suit and then get her in a jacuzzi with him? 12:19.825 --> 12:21.625 - So-- - Tell me, tell me. 12:21.705 --> 12:25.905 You dumbass. If you let him speak he will definitely tell us something. 12:26.745 --> 12:29.265 He tried to say something almost 300 times. 12:29.345 --> 12:30.385 What? 300 times? 12:31.105 --> 12:32.785 How did you enter Micky's house? 12:32.865 --> 12:33.985 - Correct! - Correct! 12:34.945 --> 12:36.345 Through the main door. 12:44.265 --> 12:46.865 - The main door was open? - No, it was closed. 12:47.985 --> 12:51.385 - That means you had the keys? - No. I didn't have the keys. 12:51.465 --> 12:53.305 Then how did you open the door? 12:53.385 --> 12:54.305 With a key. 12:54.385 --> 12:56.105 But you just said you didn't have the 12:56.185 --> 12:56.985 - keys. - Hmm! 12:57.065 --> 12:58.625 No. I didn't have the keys. 12:58.705 --> 13:02.105 So how did you open the door with a key, Kuku? 13:03.385 --> 13:04.225 By turning the key. 13:04.305 --> 13:05.105 Oh, God! 13:05.185 --> 13:07.145 - Oh, God! He's totally lost it Rajni. - God! 13:07.225 --> 13:08.025 Oh, God! 13:09.945 --> 13:10.745 Now I remember. 13:10.825 --> 13:11.625 - What? - What? 13:11.705 --> 13:15.705 Now, if Uncle Kuku remembers what happened and spills your little secret. 13:15.785 --> 13:17.625 And if uncle Ravjiani finds out. 13:17.705 --> 13:19.625 Then we will lose 400 to 500 grams. 13:19.705 --> 13:21.505 - What? - What, what, what? 13:21.585 --> 13:23.465 How will he lose all of that weight? 13:23.545 --> 13:27.345 Now when his fingers, tongue, ears get cut off, it will remove at least 400 13:27.425 --> 13:29.745 to 500 grams of weight from his body. 13:29.825 --> 13:31.745 - No, I mean, instant weight loss. - What-- 13:31.825 --> 13:34.425 - Amazing! Fantastic. - You're done for buddy! 13:35.025 --> 13:38.265 Hey, how will he perform the surgery? He'll have to use his toes to hold 13:38.345 --> 13:39.425 the forceps and take the pulse. 13:39.505 --> 13:43.305 I'll mince his tongue and cook it in butter. Mamma will be happy! 13:43.385 --> 13:45.585 Hey, Freddy. Stop scaring me. And what kind of friends are you all? 13:45.665 --> 13:49.705 If Twinkle and her psycho father really believe that I am guilty then 13:49.785 --> 13:52.465 Twinkle will shoot me at least 15 to 20 times. 13:52.545 --> 13:56.065 After which her father will shoot me another couple of times. 13:56.145 --> 13:57.825 Please just stay around me, alright? 13:57.905 --> 14:02.225 No, but why would your father-in-law waste another couple of bullets on you? 14:02.305 --> 14:04.545 I mean, if Twinkle shoots you 20 times you will die right? 14:04.625 --> 14:05.625 No, no, he won't. 14:06.145 --> 14:07.745 Twinkle can't aim for shit! 14:08.505 --> 14:12.545 In the fair when she tries to aim for the balloons in the shooting gallery, she 14:12.625 --> 14:15.625 ends up shooting everywhere except for the balloons. 14:15.705 --> 14:16.665 What are you saying? 14:16.745 --> 14:19.945 Hey, Dharmendra, we can't be near him. Twinkle will end up shooting all of us, 14:20.025 --> 14:20.825 right? 14:22.145 --> 14:24.385 - I have a solid plan. - What's the plan? 14:24.465 --> 14:25.745 Micky, go stand there. 14:25.825 --> 14:27.785 - We're all standing behind you. See, like - Ya! 14:27.865 --> 14:28.785 - Hmm. - This, okay? 14:28.865 --> 14:31.465 So at the memorial when Twinkle fires at you 14:32.505 --> 14:36.265 we'll just hide behind you, right? And we won't get shot. Everyone around us 14:36.345 --> 14:37.265 will die. 14:40.665 --> 14:43.065 No, but there's a problem with this plan. 14:43.145 --> 14:43.945 What? 14:44.025 --> 14:45.745 Once Twinkle is done, Uncle Ravjiani is going to shoot him. 14:45.825 --> 14:46.625 - Yeah? - Yeah? 14:46.705 --> 14:48.065 - Okay. - Okay, then come here. 14:48.145 --> 14:52.465 With his double barrel gun he's going to make such a big hole in his tummy, 14:52.545 --> 14:54.225 so the bullet is going to go through and hit us, right? 14:54.305 --> 14:56.865 - Oh, my God! - Hey, Adi, what are you saying? 14:56.945 --> 14:59.625 No, a double barrel can make a hole like this. 14:59.705 --> 15:00.865 Listen, guys, I have an idea. 15:00.945 --> 15:04.225 When the firing happens at the memorial, we'll all just lie down. 15:04.305 --> 15:06.505 Everybody ready? Here it comes. Duck! 15:07.225 --> 15:10.145 You stupid idiots, just get up. Why are you lying down? You really 15:10.225 --> 15:11.385 think it's a joke? 15:11.465 --> 15:14.905 You're so selfish. "I'll stand there, I'll run over there." 15:14.985 --> 15:16.065 Please think about me. 15:16.145 --> 15:19.385 We will have to convince Twinkle's father that this is all just a 15:19.465 --> 15:20.665 misunderstanding. 15:20.745 --> 15:21.865 Start thinking. 15:23.105 --> 15:23.945 Just a second. 15:26.705 --> 15:28.145 I think I have an idea. 15:28.825 --> 15:33.105 Sir, please meet, Mr. Sudhakar Satpute. He's a private detective. 15:34.105 --> 15:37.625 I'm here to investigate your son-in-law, Dr. Mikhail Oberoi. 15:37.705 --> 15:39.185 Okay. Uh, you have all the details, right? 15:39.265 --> 15:40.105 Yes. Yes. Yes. 15:41.665 --> 15:42.465 Yes. 15:44.745 --> 15:48.505 Wherever that parasite goes, whoever he meets, I want a detailed daily 15:48.585 --> 15:50.945 - report on him. - Yes. Yes. Yes. 15:52.065 --> 15:54.825 Yes. But I have a piece of advice. 16:00.905 --> 16:01.985 What is he saying? 16:09.625 --> 16:11.105 Can you say it in English? 16:11.185 --> 16:12.145 Yes. Yes. Yes. 16:13.625 --> 16:14.425 Okay. 16:15.345 --> 16:19.345 Sometimes what we don't expect is exactly what we end up discovering. 16:19.425 --> 16:22.905 But, nothing like that will happen in my son-in-law's case. 16:22.985 --> 16:25.185 - Okay? - Yes. Yes. Yes. 16:26.745 --> 16:27.545 Yes. 16:47.065 --> 16:48.425 - Now I remember! - What? 16:48.505 --> 16:49.745 - Yeah? What is it? - Really? 16:49.825 --> 16:51.505 - What? - What is it? Tell us. 16:51.585 --> 16:52.385 I remember now 16:52.465 --> 16:53.785 - What? - Helicopter, and the keys. 16:53.865 --> 16:55.105 Helicopter in the air 16:55.585 --> 16:58.905 and the keys to monkey's house on top of the helicopter. 17:00.785 --> 17:02.945 And you, like some super hero, 17:03.785 --> 17:08.305 flew up over the helicopter, picked up the key from there then opened the main 17:08.385 --> 17:09.505 door with that key. 17:10.225 --> 17:11.025 Yeah? 17:11.985 --> 17:15.105 You're crazy to say this and I'm crazier to believe this. 17:15.185 --> 17:18.345 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Girls, I don't think there was any woman. He's 17:18.425 --> 17:19.825 hallucinating. 17:20.545 --> 17:23.825 He was brushing his teeth on the balcony this morning and he said, "Look a 17:23.905 --> 17:24.705 kangaroo." 17:25.345 --> 17:29.585 No, it was, the-the garbage collector was collecting the garbage, like this in her 17:29.665 --> 17:32.905 - garbage bag, so I thought it looked like, - A Kangaroo! 17:33.425 --> 17:35.265 Wearing a saree? In our neighborhood? 17:35.345 --> 17:36.785 The one with a veil. 17:37.265 --> 17:40.425 Oh, God, what do I do? Where do I go bash my head? 17:40.505 --> 17:41.305 Bash it here. 17:41.985 --> 17:45.025 Uncle, you need to focus a little more. Okay? 17:45.105 --> 17:46.985 - Hmm. - Tell me, tell me? 17:47.065 --> 17:50.225 - What happened? Where is he going? - Uncle, wait! Where are you going? 17:50.305 --> 17:51.105 Hey Kuku wait. What happened? What happened? 17:51.185 --> 17:52.385 Where are you going? 17:52.985 --> 17:54.585 Ranjan. My pants are stuck. 17:54.665 --> 17:57.625 - I'll put him on the seat and come. - Yeah, yeah. 17:57.705 --> 17:58.505 Sure. 17:58.585 --> 18:00.905 What a crazy couple they are! For the first time I'm seeing a couple in 18:00.985 --> 18:03.425 a live-in relationship right after their divorce. 18:03.505 --> 18:04.625 - Listen, guys. - Hmm? 18:04.705 --> 18:07.625 According to Uncle Kuku, there was definitely a girl with Micky in 18:07.705 --> 18:09.705 - the jacuzzi. - Yeah. This is for sure. 18:09.785 --> 18:10.585 Yeah. 18:10.665 --> 18:14.385 You know what? Priyanka, as soon as Twinkle arrives, you go and 18:14.465 --> 18:16.185 - Correct? - Hi, everyone! 18:17.185 --> 18:19.465 - Oh! Twinkle, I'm sorry, baby. I'm so - Oh, Twinkle! 18:19.545 --> 18:20.945 - Look Twinkle's here. - Twinkle. 18:21.025 --> 18:23.905 - Sorry. - How did Linguine's funeral go? 18:24.545 --> 18:26.265 - Very nice. - Good. I'm glad. 18:27.825 --> 18:32.305 They buried my dearest Linguine in daddy's illegal whiskey factory garden. 18:32.385 --> 18:34.465 Next to the local minister's house. 18:35.465 --> 18:37.545 The poor python had cancer, right? 18:38.025 --> 18:40.145 Did no body ever figure it out for so long? 18:40.225 --> 18:43.785 I know. Even though my dear linguine didn't have any vices. 18:43.865 --> 18:45.025 Yeah. 18:45.105 --> 18:48.425 Yeah, although one in a while he liked chewing some tobacco. 18:48.505 --> 18:49.585 But not regularly. 18:50.465 --> 18:53.345 - I don't think he smoked either, right? - No! 18:53.425 --> 18:54.425 And whiskey-- 18:54.505 --> 18:55.985 Enough now, Mamma, please. 18:56.065 --> 18:57.025 - Twinkle. - Yeah. 18:57.105 --> 18:57.905 Hmm. 18:57.985 --> 19:02.225 I'm so sorry about Linguine. Uh, but, uh, I want to, I want to tell you something 19:02.305 --> 19:03.505 very very important. 19:05.225 --> 19:07.025 The, thing is, uh, Hutoxi will tell you. 19:07.105 --> 19:08.585 - Hutoxi. - Me? 19:09.065 --> 19:10.745 Come on, tell her quickly. 19:10.825 --> 19:13.945 Wow! No, no, no. Wow! You generally don't let anybody speak and now I 19:14.025 --> 19:16.025 should be the one breaking this terrible news to Twinkle? 19:16.105 --> 19:19.345 - Okay, okay. Relax. Relax. Just tell her. - Very nice. Okay. Twinkle. 19:19.425 --> 19:23.025 On Friday, at Linguine's memorial service we're going to make a very big 19:23.105 --> 19:25.505 - Hmm. - announcement in front of your father. 19:25.585 --> 19:28.665 Hmm? And uhhhh, that announcement, 19:29.385 --> 19:30.345 will be made by Mamma. 19:30.425 --> 19:31.385 Hey! Very smart! 19:31.865 --> 19:34.065 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah and uh, 19:34.545 --> 19:37.705 and all of us, after the announcement in a single voice will start a 19:37.785 --> 19:39.385 - protest, isn't it Mamma? - Hmm. Hmm. 19:39.465 --> 19:40.825 - Yeah! - Hmm? 19:40.905 --> 19:44.145 Okay. Twinkle, in a single voice we'll start a protest. 19:44.625 --> 19:45.745 But in whose voice? 19:46.705 --> 19:49.265 Look at her? In a rockstars voice! Happy? 19:50.025 --> 19:52.385 Try to understand what I'm saying, okay? 19:52.465 --> 19:53.985 - Get it? - Okay. 19:54.065 --> 19:55.665 - Okay. - Okay, okay. 19:55.745 --> 19:57.665 - Okay. - She's okay with it. 20:03.505 --> 20:04.665 Play the movie. 20:05.145 --> 20:06.905 - We're all here to mourn. - Stop it! 20:06.985 --> 20:09.025 Alright, start the mourning! 20:09.105 --> 20:09.905 Daddy. 20:13.705 --> 20:14.745 Cheese shashlik? 20:15.545 --> 20:19.425 The one who loved it the most is no more now! 20:20.985 --> 20:22.225 But you're still alive, sir. 20:22.305 --> 20:23.185 Get lost! 20:26.385 --> 20:28.305 Keep it down, keep it down. 20:28.385 --> 20:30.425 INCOMING CALL TELL ME TELL ME 20:32.745 --> 20:33.785 Yeah, tell me, tell me? 20:33.865 --> 20:37.145 Hello, Adi, where are you? Aunty Gulshan is going to drop a bomb on Micky 20:37.225 --> 20:38.025 today. 20:38.105 --> 20:41.865 Bloodshed, crying, drama, a lot is going to happen. Why aren't you here? 20:41.945 --> 20:44.665 Yeah, Ruhaan's result for this semester is out. So… 20:44.745 --> 20:46.385 How are his grades? 20:46.465 --> 20:50.025 They're actually good. But he even got an A grade in History. 20:50.105 --> 20:51.265 - A? - Uh, Maths he got a D minus. 20:51.345 --> 20:55.585 - Uh, what about the other subjects? - Oh, he failed in all the other ones. 20:55.665 --> 20:56.585 Clean bowled! 20:57.065 --> 20:58.385 Failed in all of them? 20:58.865 --> 21:01.785 Where is he? Idiot good for nothing. Ruhaan! 21:01.865 --> 21:05.425 Listen, you don't need to panic so much. Ruhaan is fine now, and Vedant is also 21:05.505 --> 21:06.305 fine. 21:08.585 --> 21:10.905 One second. Vedant is also fine, means? 21:10.985 --> 21:12.425 He swallowed some coins. 21:13.465 --> 21:14.265 What? 21:15.465 --> 21:19.665 Yeah, yeah. He even choked on some. His eyes went up-- like this, in a weird 21:19.745 --> 21:20.545 way. 21:21.745 --> 21:25.185 But I made him spit out seven rupees in just five seconds. 21:25.265 --> 21:26.065 Seven rupees? 21:26.145 --> 21:30.065 Yeah, he swallowed two coins, right? A five rupee and a two rupee. 21:30.145 --> 21:32.145 Now his valve is clear, he's breathing fine now. You can buy 21:32.225 --> 21:33.265 some candy with these seven rupees. 21:33.345 --> 21:35.985 I'm-I'm coming back in five minutes, okay? I'll be there in 21:36.065 --> 21:36.865 five minutes. 21:37.505 --> 21:38.305 Oh, God! 21:38.945 --> 21:42.105 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just one last time. 21:42.785 --> 21:47.145 In memory of Linguine's step mother, Changuine as well, please. 21:48.225 --> 21:50.585 It's done. How many times will we do it? 21:50.665 --> 21:54.505 This is the last time. How many times will you make us do it, Nari? 21:54.585 --> 21:56.785 Aunty Gulshan, I'm coming back from home in five minutes. Meanwhile just say 21:56.865 --> 21:59.385 each and everything, Let it blow up today. 21:59.465 --> 22:00.545 Uh, Twink-- 22:00.625 --> 22:01.905 Please don't hesitate. 22:01.985 --> 22:05.905 Every small detail that we know, word to word, tell Uncle Nari about it. 22:05.985 --> 22:06.865 Na-- 22:06.945 --> 22:09.145 No, why not? You have to tell him. 22:09.225 --> 22:11.945 Don't beat around the bush. Just say it directly. Directly. 22:12.025 --> 22:14.065 Hey! Hey! Hey! Superfast express! 22:14.545 --> 22:18.065 When she says it only then will we know if she's beating around the bush or 22:18.145 --> 22:19.185 saying it directly? 22:19.265 --> 22:20.145 Yeah. 22:20.225 --> 22:22.785 You be quiet. I'll say it. You go. 22:23.385 --> 22:24.385 Go home, just go. 22:25.345 --> 22:26.865 Okay. Ruhaan! 22:29.665 --> 22:32.465 - They're okay, they're okay. - Twinkle, come here. 22:32.545 --> 22:34.945 - Yes, Aunty Rajni, tell me? - Nari, you also listen. 22:35.025 --> 22:36.025 Yes. 22:36.105 --> 22:40.465 Wen we were all out partying the other night, your Uncle Kuku had come here. 22:40.545 --> 22:45.905 And he saw that there was some girl with Micky wearing a swimming costume. 22:50.305 --> 22:51.105 He's dead.