WEBVTT 00:00:25.025 --> 00:00:26.625 align:center - Hide. Hide and seek! - Huh? 00:00:27.105 --> 00:00:29.625 align:center Just hide. Don't say anything. 00:00:29.705 --> 00:00:33.865 align:center Excuse me, what do you mean? What the hell is going on here? Huh? 00:00:34.745 --> 00:00:37.625 align:center I clearly told you, three people don't work for me. 00:00:37.705 --> 00:00:39.065 align:center - And that too him? Such an old fellow. - Listen. 00:00:39.145 --> 00:00:40.025 align:center Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 00:00:40.105 --> 00:00:42.305 align:center Hey, no, no. It's not what you're thinking. 00:00:42.385 --> 00:00:43.705 align:center He's like a father to me. 00:00:43.785 --> 00:00:44.625 align:center To me as well. 00:00:49.265 --> 00:00:50.225 align:center Who's this girl? 00:00:51.705 --> 00:00:53.825 align:center Her? She's Twinkle. 00:00:55.225 --> 00:00:57.465 align:center Twinkle? Hello, Quintal. 00:00:58.865 --> 00:01:00.705 align:center - Sir. - Yes. 00:01:00.785 --> 00:01:02.345 align:center We have a photograph, sir. 00:01:02.425 --> 00:01:05.225 align:center It was taken from a distance. It's confirmed, sir, hundred percent 00:01:05.305 --> 00:01:07.265 align:center confirmed. It's your son-in-law with a woman. Look at it. 00:01:07.345 --> 00:01:09.705 align:center - Vishnusharman, bring my glasses. - Sure. 00:01:14.785 --> 00:01:16.025 align:center Here are the glasses. 00:01:20.345 --> 00:01:22.105 align:center I want you to bring my glasses. 00:01:22.185 --> 00:01:23.905 align:center Then what are these? A pot? 00:01:24.745 --> 00:01:26.945 align:center Spectacles! Bring my spectacles! 00:01:34.785 --> 00:01:36.945 align:center These are my distance glasses. 00:01:37.025 --> 00:01:37.825 align:center Okay, okay. 00:01:45.505 --> 00:01:46.505 align:center What is he doing? 00:01:46.585 --> 00:01:50.385 align:center Sir, those are distance glasses, right? So I brought the photo far. 00:01:50.465 --> 00:01:51.265 align:center Now look at it. 00:01:51.345 --> 00:01:53.825 align:center Vishnusharman, I need my reading glasses. 00:01:53.905 --> 00:01:56.625 align:center Sir, this is a photo. What will you read in it? 00:01:56.705 --> 00:01:58.385 align:center There's nothing written on it. 00:01:58.465 --> 00:02:02.905 align:center I need to read my two-timing son-in-law's facial expressions clearly. 00:02:03.425 --> 00:02:05.625 align:center Just go and bring my reading glasses. 00:02:05.705 --> 00:02:07.305 align:center Old man flip-flopped again. 00:02:07.985 --> 00:02:08.985 align:center Glasses? 00:02:09.065 --> 00:02:10.865 align:center You said glasses, right? 00:02:16.665 --> 00:02:18.585 align:center Twinkle, my baby girl, 00:02:19.265 --> 00:02:21.585 align:center will finally become a widow. 00:02:22.425 --> 00:02:24.345 align:center - Are you okay? - You feeling better now? 00:02:24.425 --> 00:02:26.065 align:center Breath. Breath, breath. 00:02:26.145 --> 00:02:29.145 align:center Which bread, Aunty Rajni? Like the movie your bread's my bread and 00:02:29.225 --> 00:02:30.465 align:center my bread's your bread? 00:02:30.545 --> 00:02:33.425 align:center The horror series, 'The Satanic Sour Dough Bread?' 00:02:33.505 --> 00:02:36.225 align:center Or maybe, 'Breaking Bread With Neena Gupta.' 00:02:39.305 --> 00:02:41.385 align:center Oh, my breath. Oh, I can't breathe. 00:02:41.465 --> 00:02:45.465 align:center Excuse me, ma'am. May I please take her outside for some fresh air? 00:02:45.545 --> 00:02:48.025 align:center Hey! Twinkle's looking a little different. 00:02:50.425 --> 00:02:51.505 align:center What do I do now? 00:02:51.985 --> 00:02:53.745 align:center - What's this fellow's name? - Uncle Kuku. 00:02:53.825 --> 00:02:57.265 align:center Uncle Kuku. You're sitting in a jacuzzi right now, correct? 00:02:57.345 --> 00:03:00.145 align:center From a jacuzzi, everything looks different. 00:03:00.225 --> 00:03:03.385 align:center Yeah. That's why you think Twinkle looks different. 00:03:04.585 --> 00:03:05.385 align:center Oh. 00:03:08.265 --> 00:03:10.105 align:center Has Twinkle grown a bit taller? 00:03:12.945 --> 00:03:13.905 align:center She's on a diet. 00:03:15.865 --> 00:03:19.625 align:center A vertical diet. It increases height. See, she's taller now. 00:03:20.105 --> 00:03:22.305 align:center So many new things keep coming up. 00:03:23.585 --> 00:03:24.465 align:center Start the bubbling! 00:03:24.545 --> 00:03:27.785 align:center Yeah, yeah, I'll do that. But before that, I'll go and get Bindu's night 00:03:27.865 --> 00:03:28.985 align:center suit for you. 00:03:29.065 --> 00:03:32.185 align:center And with that you are going to feel very comfortable. 00:03:32.265 --> 00:03:34.745 align:center - Alright, bring it. - Come here, come here. 00:03:35.585 --> 00:03:38.305 align:center Quickly wear your uniform and leave from here. 00:03:39.545 --> 00:03:42.025 align:center Hey, next time, I'll get you strong booze. 00:03:42.985 --> 00:03:43.785 align:center Okay, then. 00:03:46.545 --> 00:03:49.185 align:center Your police station is absolutely horrible. 00:03:49.745 --> 00:03:51.345 align:center There's no mobile network here. 00:03:51.425 --> 00:03:52.225 align:center Madam. 00:03:52.305 --> 00:03:53.865 align:center - Yeah? - How about the lock up? 00:03:53.945 --> 00:03:56.265 align:center Oh, do you get network there? Yeah. Let's go please. 00:03:56.345 --> 00:03:58.425 align:center - Twinkle, she's wants to lock you - No, no, no. 00:03:58.505 --> 00:03:59.585 align:center Up in the lock-up. 00:04:01.225 --> 00:04:02.025 align:center Kiran. 00:04:02.625 --> 00:04:03.425 align:center Yes, sir? 00:04:04.345 --> 00:04:06.545 align:center Yes, sir, I can hear you clearly. 00:04:06.625 --> 00:04:09.785 align:center - Sir. Sir, excuse me, excuse me. - Sir, sir. Please. Sir. Sir, one second. 00:04:09.865 --> 00:04:11.465 align:center Can you scoot over a little. Please? 00:04:11.545 --> 00:04:12.665 align:center Tresspassers will be prosecuted. 00:04:12.745 --> 00:04:15.305 align:center Sir, we're just trying to make a phone call. 00:04:15.385 --> 00:04:17.225 align:center Daddy please come here and get us right now, will you? 00:04:17.305 --> 00:04:20.545 align:center - Where, dear? - Uh, Inspector Badve, which area is this? 00:04:21.025 --> 00:04:21.825 align:center Bandra West. 00:04:21.905 --> 00:04:24.345 align:center - And the police station? - Bandra West. 00:04:24.425 --> 00:04:28.105 align:center No, no. I know where we are. But which police station is this? 00:04:28.185 --> 00:04:28.985 align:center Bandra West. 00:04:34.025 --> 00:04:37.705 align:center Hutoxi, exactly like you. No I mean-- 00:04:37.785 --> 00:04:38.705 align:center Bandra West! 00:04:39.505 --> 00:04:43.665 align:center Police station, Bandra West! Area, Bandra West! Bandra West! 00:04:44.145 --> 00:04:45.185 align:center Oh! 00:04:45.745 --> 00:04:49.025 align:center So he should say it in two different ways, shouldn't he? 00:04:49.105 --> 00:04:51.585 align:center That the area is Bandra West. Police station, Bandra West. 00:04:51.665 --> 00:04:54.385 align:center - But what did he say? Say it again. - Bandra West. 00:04:54.465 --> 00:04:55.625 align:center You see? Bandra West. 00:04:55.705 --> 00:04:58.705 align:center Is it possible to lock someone up without filing a complaint? 00:04:58.785 --> 00:04:59.785 align:center That too, forever? 00:04:59.865 --> 00:05:03.065 align:center Of course, it's possible. I'll lock all four of you up. 00:05:03.145 --> 00:05:04.705 align:center Just let me get some proof. 00:05:04.785 --> 00:05:07.465 align:center And then I'll lock your gang leader, Rajni up as well. She's 00:05:07.545 --> 00:05:10.145 align:center getting fresh air, right? Then she can live a little for herself, here 00:05:10.225 --> 00:05:11.905 align:center - in lock up. - Hello, hello! 00:05:11.985 --> 00:05:12.905 align:center Hi, Daddy! 00:05:12.985 --> 00:05:14.065 align:center Take the phone! Take it! 00:05:14.145 --> 00:05:15.905 align:center Give it to me. Give it to me. 00:05:16.425 --> 00:05:17.425 align:center - Uncle Nari. - Yes. Tell me. 00:05:17.505 --> 00:05:19.425 align:center I'm sending you the location. Please come here soon. 00:05:19.505 --> 00:05:23.625 align:center This-this inspector's trying to frame us in a fake drug peddling case. 00:05:25.425 --> 00:05:28.065 align:center - Okay I-I'll be there in ten minutes. - Okay. 00:05:28.145 --> 00:05:30.345 align:center - Okay. Just give me 45 minutes. - Huh? 00:05:31.105 --> 00:05:33.265 align:center Uncle, are you having fun? 00:05:33.345 --> 00:05:35.465 align:center Yeah. A lot. Chikki, and you? 00:05:36.145 --> 00:05:39.265 align:center A lot! This is the day I've been waiting for, Uncle. 00:05:41.425 --> 00:05:42.225 align:center Friday! 00:05:42.705 --> 00:05:45.105 align:center Take a photo of us. Take a photo. Social media story. 00:05:45.185 --> 00:05:45.985 align:center Yeah. 00:05:46.945 --> 00:05:48.425 align:center Just come a little closer, Uncle. 00:05:48.505 --> 00:05:51.545 align:center Hey. Hey, one second, one second. Where-where has she gone, Twinkle? 00:05:51.625 --> 00:05:53.185 align:center The different looking one? 00:05:54.185 --> 00:05:58.105 align:center Twinkle! The one who's just increased her height. Where-- Twinkle? 00:05:58.185 --> 00:06:00.225 align:center But Uncle, how can Twinkle be here? 00:06:00.305 --> 00:06:02.225 align:center Twinkle's gone to a party, right? 00:06:02.305 --> 00:06:03.105 align:center No. 00:06:03.745 --> 00:06:07.145 align:center She was right here, wearing that, uh, small grey swimsuit. 00:06:07.225 --> 00:06:08.145 align:center Tell him. 00:06:08.625 --> 00:06:11.905 align:center Uncle, have you taken any of your medicines today? 00:06:11.985 --> 00:06:15.185 align:center Yeah, I guess I've forgotten to take my iPads today. 00:06:15.265 --> 00:06:17.025 align:center - IPads? - Tablets. 00:06:17.105 --> 00:06:18.025 align:center Oh! 00:06:18.105 --> 00:06:19.985 align:center That's why you're hallucinating today. 00:06:20.065 --> 00:06:22.585 align:center There's nobody in this bathroom except the three of us. 00:06:22.665 --> 00:06:24.985 align:center You just enjoy this jacuzzi with Micky. 00:06:28.145 --> 00:06:29.825 align:center Come on. Another photo. Another photo. 00:06:29.905 --> 00:06:32.425 align:center Hey, just a minute, one minute, one minute! 00:06:32.505 --> 00:06:34.305 align:center What? What happened, Uncle? 00:06:34.385 --> 00:06:35.945 align:center Why're you standing? 00:06:36.025 --> 00:06:39.625 align:center The force of the water is too much. All that bubbling, bubbling. 00:06:39.705 --> 00:06:41.465 align:center - Huh? - So, my 00:06:43.105 --> 00:06:44.705 align:center diaper needs to be changed. 00:06:45.225 --> 00:06:46.905 align:center - Okay. - You peed? 00:06:46.985 --> 00:06:48.465 align:center No, no, no. I didn't pee. 00:06:49.505 --> 00:06:50.825 align:center Pee's cousin brother. 00:06:56.105 --> 00:06:58.225 align:center You'll do it right? My diaper change? 00:06:58.305 --> 00:07:01.905 align:center Yeah, uncle he'll do it. This doctor will change your diaper. 00:07:01.985 --> 00:07:03.425 align:center Come on. Come on, do it! 00:07:04.425 --> 00:07:07.665 align:center Hey, Doctor. Look. You have six missed calls. 00:07:10.585 --> 00:07:11.385 align:center Micky! 00:07:11.985 --> 00:07:13.985 align:center Sir, please, can you let them out? 00:07:14.065 --> 00:07:15.545 align:center No. I won't let them out. 00:07:16.785 --> 00:07:21.225 align:center Okay, those three I can still let them go but this, that little, your beloved… 00:07:21.305 --> 00:07:23.025 align:center One peach and two plums. 00:07:23.105 --> 00:07:26.825 align:center Yeah, yeah. Whatever that means. I'm not letting her go at all. 00:07:28.465 --> 00:07:30.505 align:center - Ask him. Ask him. - Sir, sir. 00:07:31.145 --> 00:07:32.625 align:center Let them go for her sake. 00:07:34.185 --> 00:07:35.785 align:center I'm sure you recognize her. 00:07:38.345 --> 00:07:39.145 align:center No. 00:07:39.985 --> 00:07:40.905 align:center Not at all. 00:07:45.985 --> 00:07:48.065 align:center He's a very famous comedian, sir! 00:07:48.145 --> 00:07:49.985 align:center He's playing 'Madam Mallika' today. 00:07:50.065 --> 00:07:53.145 align:center Yeah, yeah. Why don't you show a comedy skit to sir? 00:07:56.265 --> 00:07:57.105 align:center Check it out. 00:07:57.585 --> 00:07:59.545 align:center Why are you doing this to me? 00:07:59.625 --> 00:08:04.305 align:center You promised me marriage and instead of a ring, you want to give me handcuffs? 00:08:04.385 --> 00:08:05.865 align:center You bloody rascal! 00:08:06.465 --> 00:08:09.785 align:center Are you going to take me for a honeymoon in the lock-up? 00:08:17.865 --> 00:08:19.585 align:center So funny he is! So funny! 00:08:19.665 --> 00:08:20.625 align:center Rascal! 00:08:25.385 --> 00:08:27.625 align:center - Hey, dignity please. - Sorry! 00:08:29.185 --> 00:08:30.465 align:center Also language too. 00:08:30.545 --> 00:08:32.105 align:center What's this rascal? Huh? 00:08:32.185 --> 00:08:33.945 align:center Rascal is my language of love. 00:08:34.025 --> 00:08:35.465 align:center Please go away from here. 00:08:35.545 --> 00:08:39.545 align:center Do you see what these are? They're all classified addictive drugs. 00:08:40.145 --> 00:08:43.465 align:center So, do you even have prescriptions for these medicines here? 00:08:43.545 --> 00:08:47.265 align:center For years I've been buying medicines without any prescription. 00:08:47.345 --> 00:08:49.025 align:center This is all a misunderstanding. 00:08:49.105 --> 00:08:52.785 align:center There's an online prescription for these. May I show it to you? 00:08:52.865 --> 00:08:55.585 align:center Forget about the prescription. I can make you talk to their family doctor. 00:08:55.665 --> 00:08:56.465 align:center Right now. 00:08:56.545 --> 00:08:59.305 align:center Listen Inspector. Please grant us bail. If my father-in-law gets here then he'll 00:08:59.385 --> 00:09:02.185 align:center - be-- - Hey! Are you trying to threaten me here? 00:09:02.785 --> 00:09:04.465 align:center And is your father-in-law in law? 00:09:04.545 --> 00:09:08.105 align:center He's a short, good for nothing scoundrel of the first order. 00:09:08.865 --> 00:09:12.625 align:center Come on, Inspector Badve, you don't know the man? His father-in-law? 00:09:12.705 --> 00:09:15.705 align:center The infamous gangster of Mumbai. Harry Bell Peppers. 00:09:15.785 --> 00:09:20.185 align:center You know the one you couldn't get rid off, Harry uprooted him altogether. 00:09:20.265 --> 00:09:21.225 align:center Oh? 00:09:21.705 --> 00:09:24.865 align:center - Hotel tycoon, Mr. Nari Ravjiani? - Yeah. 00:09:25.345 --> 00:09:26.145 align:center Yes. 00:09:26.625 --> 00:09:27.505 align:center Baby girl? 00:09:28.345 --> 00:09:29.465 align:center - He's here. - Daddy! 00:09:29.545 --> 00:09:31.105 align:center - Hello, hello. - Hello, Adi. 00:09:31.185 --> 00:09:32.105 align:center - Hello, Uncle. - Hello, hello. 00:09:32.185 --> 00:09:33.625 align:center - Hello, Freddy. - Hi, Dad. 00:09:33.705 --> 00:09:34.985 align:center Shut up! Where's Twinkle? 00:09:35.065 --> 00:09:36.105 align:center Daddy, Daddy! 00:09:37.385 --> 00:09:40.465 align:center My daughter is in the lock-up today because of you? 00:09:40.545 --> 00:09:44.265 align:center This right here is my family. Do you think they are all drug dealers? 00:09:44.345 --> 00:09:46.185 align:center This man is the real drug dealer. 00:09:46.265 --> 00:09:47.145 align:center Hey, no, Daddy? 00:09:47.225 --> 00:09:49.825 align:center Inspector, my husband deals in drugs on a daily basis. 00:09:49.905 --> 00:09:51.385 align:center - Huh? - What the-- 00:09:51.465 --> 00:09:56.345 align:center Oral, injectable, in fact our whole income comes from him dealing drugs. 00:09:57.825 --> 00:10:00.465 align:center Inspector I'm a cardiac surgeon. Daddy, why are you doing-- 00:10:00.545 --> 00:10:01.945 align:center You need to shut up. 00:10:02.025 --> 00:10:05.185 align:center Uh, boys, order everything required for a funeral. 00:10:05.265 --> 00:10:09.705 align:center And you come home. I have photographs of you with some hot woman. 00:10:10.385 --> 00:10:11.985 align:center Come on, come on. Get lost! 00:10:20.665 --> 00:10:24.665 align:center Now you will see, you illegitimate virus egg. 00:10:26.025 --> 00:10:29.145 align:center It's time to show you photographs of your debauchery! 00:10:29.705 --> 00:10:30.625 align:center Wait and watch. 00:10:31.305 --> 00:10:32.545 align:center Vishnusharman. 00:10:33.705 --> 00:10:35.145 align:center Hello, sir, how are you? 00:10:38.465 --> 00:10:40.985 align:center Son of a piglet. Give me the envelope. 00:10:41.065 --> 00:10:44.905 align:center He shakes hand. And then shakes it off. The old man has gone mad. 00:11:01.305 --> 00:11:02.785 align:center Why is it so hot in here. 00:11:04.145 --> 00:11:06.745 align:center It's getting really hot in here after the divorce. 00:11:06.825 --> 00:11:09.305 align:center Then why didn't you take off your sweater? 00:11:09.385 --> 00:11:10.905 align:center You weren't here, who'll take it off? Who'll help me out? 00:11:10.985 --> 00:11:12.905 align:center So can't you even turn the AC on without me? 00:11:12.985 --> 00:11:17.105 align:center The remote is not working. I even tried changing the batteries, look. 00:11:17.185 --> 00:11:18.585 align:center Oh, my God! 00:11:19.425 --> 00:11:22.545 align:center This is, what do you call it? This is a calculator. 00:11:22.625 --> 00:11:24.625 align:center It's 12:75, you got so late? 00:11:25.145 --> 00:11:29.305 align:center I'm turning the AC on. Shut all the windows and doors. Have you eaten? 00:11:29.385 --> 00:11:30.185 align:center Right? 00:11:30.265 --> 00:11:33.025 align:center I had made donuts and dip for you, didn't I tell you? 00:11:33.105 --> 00:11:35.225 align:center Donuts and dip. Yeah. Of course, I found them. 00:11:35.305 --> 00:11:39.065 align:center When this box of donuts fell from my hand, I immediately found all 00:11:39.145 --> 00:11:40.585 align:center of them. All 12 of them. 00:11:41.465 --> 00:11:43.145 align:center But I'd only made 8 for you. 00:11:44.065 --> 00:11:46.425 align:center So, may be four were from last month. 00:11:46.505 --> 00:11:47.825 align:center Oh, my God! 00:11:47.905 --> 00:11:50.145 align:center We'd lost them right? Look at this. 00:11:51.305 --> 00:11:53.625 align:center Shut it, shut it. Where's the dip? 00:11:54.185 --> 00:11:54.985 align:center The dip, huh? 00:11:55.905 --> 00:11:56.705 align:center Actually, uh, 00:11:57.225 --> 00:12:01.865 align:center I tried to hit the rat with the dip box, like this, so, I lost the box. 00:12:02.345 --> 00:12:03.905 align:center It was grey, right? 00:12:05.225 --> 00:12:07.985 align:center - It was a green color dip. - No, no, the box. 00:12:08.705 --> 00:12:11.505 align:center The dip box was grey in color, wasn't it? 00:12:11.585 --> 00:12:14.705 align:center It was the same color as that girl's swimming costume. 00:12:14.785 --> 00:12:16.825 align:center The one who was at Micky's house. 00:12:21.025 --> 00:12:21.985 align:center Who's this girl? 00:12:23.145 --> 00:12:23.945 align:center Who's she? 00:12:24.025 --> 00:12:26.705 align:center Who is this girl? Huh? Come on, tell me. Hmm? 00:12:27.425 --> 00:12:29.385 align:center Uncle, these are photos of a dog. 00:12:33.025 --> 00:12:33.865 align:center Vishnusharman? 00:12:34.585 --> 00:12:37.345 align:center - What the hell is this? - It's a dog's photo. 00:12:37.425 --> 00:12:39.785 align:center But why is this photo in an envelope? 00:12:39.865 --> 00:12:44.065 align:center Sir you told me when you gave me Mickey sir's photograph with that girl, 00:12:44.145 --> 00:12:48.025 align:center 'Hey you virus egg. Put this in the envelope, the dog's photo.' 00:12:49.025 --> 00:12:51.945 align:center When I said that dog's photo I didn't mean an actual dog's photo. 00:12:52.025 --> 00:12:54.985 align:center - So do you want a giraffe's photo? - Micky's photo. 00:12:56.305 --> 00:13:00.185 align:center With that girl, with all of them. I told you to put that photo in. 00:13:00.265 --> 00:13:02.865 align:center - Sir, I checked that photograph twice. - Yeah. 00:13:02.945 --> 00:13:04.945 align:center Not a single photo had a dog in it. 00:13:05.025 --> 00:13:07.345 align:center So I specially got these pictures made. 00:13:07.425 --> 00:13:10.385 align:center Forget showing gratitude. On top of it he just keeps harrowing me all the time. 00:13:10.465 --> 00:13:12.065 align:center Huh! What is wrong with you? 00:13:12.145 --> 00:13:15.505 align:center Sir. Sir, you don't need to worry. I've kept another set ready just 00:13:15.585 --> 00:13:17.425 align:center to be safe. Please take a look. 00:13:25.185 --> 00:13:25.985 align:center Look at this. 00:13:28.665 --> 00:13:31.985 align:center What are you doing? Why have you turned the bedroom into a junkyard? What's 00:13:32.065 --> 00:13:32.865 align:center happening? 00:13:33.465 --> 00:13:35.265 align:center I was looking for the dip box. 00:13:35.745 --> 00:13:38.345 align:center I found it. It was in the old diaper basket. 00:13:38.425 --> 00:13:39.385 align:center Look at this. 00:13:40.265 --> 00:13:43.545 align:center Isn't it the same color as the girl's swimming costume? 00:13:46.185 --> 00:13:49.185 align:center Splash-Splash. It was a lot of fun in the jalfrezi. 00:13:50.065 --> 00:13:51.025 align:center Jacuzzi you mean? 00:13:51.105 --> 00:13:53.825 align:center Yeah, jacuzzi, jacuzzi. The jacuzzi was fun. 00:13:53.905 --> 00:13:56.025 align:center Who is this girl? What was she like? 00:13:56.105 --> 00:13:58.905 align:center There's a South Indian actress right? Samantha? 00:14:00.225 --> 00:14:05.425 align:center Salmon, South Indian actress sa-sama, Samantha, that's her name. 00:14:05.505 --> 00:14:09.025 align:center That one, Samantha. She looked exactly nothing like her. 00:14:11.265 --> 00:14:14.265 align:center If she didn't look like then who did she look like? 00:14:14.825 --> 00:14:15.945 align:center Such a little girl? 00:14:16.505 --> 00:14:18.705 align:center No, no. The swimming costume. 00:14:19.705 --> 00:14:21.785 align:center This much here and this much here. 00:14:21.865 --> 00:14:23.825 align:center She was a beautiful, gray-colored girl. 00:14:23.905 --> 00:14:24.785 align:center Really? 00:14:25.945 --> 00:14:27.065 align:center Just come with me. 00:14:27.665 --> 00:14:28.505 align:center Sketch. 00:14:28.585 --> 00:14:30.585 align:center - Sketch? - You're an expert, right? 00:14:30.665 --> 00:14:33.545 align:center Do you remember we went to that restaurant the other day and you made 00:14:33.625 --> 00:14:35.745 align:center a sketch of that server on a paper napkin? 00:14:35.825 --> 00:14:37.705 align:center Where? Okay, there? 00:14:38.665 --> 00:14:41.265 align:center Where I washed my hands with the tomato soup? 00:14:41.345 --> 00:14:42.625 align:center And drank the finger bowl! 00:14:42.705 --> 00:14:45.505 align:center And then started dancing around for no reason. 00:14:46.465 --> 00:14:48.585 align:center - I did not dance for no reason! - Then? 00:14:48.665 --> 00:14:52.185 align:center The waiter had said to me. "Sir, nacho and salsa." 00:14:52.665 --> 00:14:54.905 align:center That's when I started doing the salsa dance. 00:14:54.985 --> 00:15:01.905 align:center Oh, good Lord, that server had brought us our order. Nachos and salsa sauce! 00:15:03.425 --> 00:15:06.265 align:center You did that again. Why did you do that? 00:15:07.065 --> 00:15:08.825 align:center I don't think I want to talk to you. 00:15:08.905 --> 00:15:11.105 align:center Yeah, like I've been really dying to talk to you. 00:15:11.185 --> 00:15:14.105 align:center Yeah, don't talk to me. Anyway, you keep saying, "Can't I live a little for 00:15:14.185 --> 00:15:14.985 align:center myself?" 00:15:15.065 --> 00:15:16.665 align:center Yeah, so should I not live a little for myself? 00:15:16.745 --> 00:15:18.425 align:center - Yeah, so please do. - Thank you! 00:15:18.505 --> 00:15:20.705 align:center So, I'll just go to bed hungry. 00:15:20.785 --> 00:15:23.505 align:center So go to bed but, I picked some desert for you. 00:15:23.585 --> 00:15:24.545 align:center Desert? 00:15:25.025 --> 00:15:28.505 align:center You make the sketch for me and I'll get the desert for you. 00:15:30.265 --> 00:15:31.585 align:center The gray colored girl. 00:15:32.385 --> 00:15:33.185 align:center Nice girl. 00:15:33.265 --> 00:15:36.225 align:center Tell me, shouldn't I shoot this man? Hmm? 00:15:40.225 --> 00:15:41.985 align:center - Uncle! - Dad! 00:15:43.705 --> 00:15:45.865 align:center Hey, Freddy! Why are you laughing at this photo? 00:15:45.945 --> 00:15:48.905 align:center Uncle, this is a photo of our boy's day out. 00:15:48.985 --> 00:15:49.905 align:center Yeah. 00:15:49.985 --> 00:15:52.425 align:center We all went for a picnic by the waterfall. 00:15:52.505 --> 00:15:54.425 align:center We all had so much fun that day. 00:15:56.625 --> 00:16:00.825 align:center So then, who is this girl in a transparent white saree on your boys day 00:16:00.905 --> 00:16:01.705 align:center out? 00:16:02.225 --> 00:16:03.745 align:center - That's me! - It's him. 00:16:03.825 --> 00:16:06.065 align:center Look at this, this. This is me! 00:16:07.745 --> 00:16:08.665 align:center Like a mermaid. 00:16:09.945 --> 00:16:11.545 align:center - Yeah! - He was looking hot. 00:16:12.665 --> 00:16:15.905 align:center So this get-up was a part of the episode I was shooting. These guys were 00:16:15.985 --> 00:16:18.545 align:center constantly calling me, "Hey where are you? Why aren't you here? Hurry up 00:16:18.625 --> 00:16:21.665 align:center and leave the shoot. We're all waiting for you here." 00:16:21.745 --> 00:16:25.345 align:center So the moment I packed up, in the same outfit here, I reached here. 00:16:25.425 --> 00:16:29.145 align:center I realized It's a waterfall. The clothes were also appropriate, so I gave them a 00:16:29.225 --> 00:16:30.105 align:center couple of poses. 00:16:30.185 --> 00:16:32.145 align:center You should really zoom in and check it out. 00:16:32.225 --> 00:16:34.385 align:center How will he zoom into it. It's a hard copy, bro. 00:16:34.465 --> 00:16:36.545 align:center Look here. Old man has gone crazy. 00:16:36.625 --> 00:16:38.345 align:center I thought it was on the phone. 00:16:38.425 --> 00:16:39.265 align:center I told you. The old man's lost it. 00:16:39.345 --> 00:16:40.305 align:center Shut the hell up. 00:16:40.385 --> 00:16:44.625 align:center Hey, I have this photo on my phone right? So I always zoom in to see it. 00:16:45.185 --> 00:16:48.505 align:center And Dad, you know what, some guys even cat called Dharmendra, because they 00:16:48.585 --> 00:16:50.505 align:center - thought he was a girl. - Yeah, they did. 00:16:50.585 --> 00:16:53.025 align:center Uncle Nari, this thing happens to me all the time. 00:16:53.105 --> 00:16:56.385 align:center Inadvertently boys always do get infatuated with me. 00:16:56.465 --> 00:16:57.265 align:center Yeah. 00:16:57.345 --> 00:17:00.625 align:center See, after the last episode aired, a sheikh from Dubai came here. 00:17:00.705 --> 00:17:02.385 align:center To propose me for marriage. 00:17:02.465 --> 00:17:07.865 align:center So I said, "Listen to me, sir. I'm really sorry. But how can I get married to you?" 00:17:08.345 --> 00:17:09.785 align:center I'm already married. 00:17:10.705 --> 00:17:13.225 align:center Hey, but didn't you tell him that you're actually a man. 00:17:13.305 --> 00:17:14.785 align:center No, no, I did tell him. 00:17:14.865 --> 00:17:18.305 align:center So then he told me that, "It's okay. It doesn't matter to me." 00:17:18.385 --> 00:17:20.745 align:center You and I, were both exactly the same. 00:17:21.625 --> 00:17:22.865 align:center And, listen to this one. 00:17:22.945 --> 00:17:24.505 align:center Just a second, just a second. 00:17:24.585 --> 00:17:25.825 align:center No, no, listen to me. 00:17:26.705 --> 00:17:28.665 align:center I have a very good story from that vacation. 00:17:28.745 --> 00:17:31.225 align:center Hey, what vacation-vacation? He almost got executed today. 00:17:31.305 --> 00:17:32.385 align:center Yeah, sorry, sorry. 00:17:32.465 --> 00:17:35.585 align:center Micky, where exactly have you kept Sarika's swimsuit? 00:17:35.665 --> 00:17:37.025 align:center - It's in the-- - Mikity! 00:17:37.105 --> 00:17:38.065 align:center Did she hear us? 00:17:39.265 --> 00:17:42.105 align:center What-what- what happened, my ice cream-two- scoops? What is it? 00:17:42.185 --> 00:17:42.985 align:center My Linguine! 00:17:43.065 --> 00:17:45.585 align:center The doctor said his chances of survival are zero. 00:17:45.665 --> 00:17:46.465 align:center Oh, no. 00:17:46.945 --> 00:17:50.105 align:center Don't worry, my mud pie! As long as I'm alive, no one can even pluck a 00:17:50.185 --> 00:17:51.425 align:center hair off of Linguine's head. 00:17:51.505 --> 00:17:52.825 align:center Hey, you! Quack doctor! 00:17:52.905 --> 00:17:54.785 align:center Linguine doesn't have any hair! 00:17:54.865 --> 00:17:56.265 align:center It's a figure of speech. 00:17:56.345 --> 00:17:59.345 align:center He's not like some random heart patient of yours that you could open up 00:17:59.425 --> 00:18:02.665 align:center his heart clean up his arteries with a brush or something. 00:18:02.745 --> 00:18:06.945 align:center His cancer's very serious, you know. One in a million. It's a rare one. 00:18:07.785 --> 00:18:11.825 align:center Twinkle, let's go. It's time now. Vishnusharman, did you put petrol? 00:18:11.905 --> 00:18:12.705 align:center In what? 00:18:14.025 --> 00:18:15.745 align:center In my fried rice, you genius. 00:18:16.465 --> 00:18:18.025 align:center Where do you put petrol? 00:18:18.585 --> 00:18:19.825 align:center At the petrol pump… 00:18:21.265 --> 00:18:22.585 align:center What the hell is wrong with you? 00:18:22.665 --> 00:18:25.065 align:center Come on, Dad. Let's go in my car. Let's go. Let's go… 00:18:25.145 --> 00:18:28.505 align:center Yeah, yeah, please. Go. Go, yeah. Yeah, please take care! 00:18:30.265 --> 00:18:32.145 align:center Listen, who is this Linguine? 00:18:33.145 --> 00:18:35.265 align:center - You really don't know, Freddy? - No. 00:18:36.905 --> 00:18:38.305 align:center Twinkle's foster brother. 00:18:38.385 --> 00:18:39.345 align:center Oh, my God. 00:18:41.305 --> 00:18:43.385 align:center In fact, we should go to the hospital. 00:18:43.465 --> 00:18:44.265 align:center Yeah. 00:18:46.025 --> 00:18:48.065 align:center Micky, we're coming to the hospital. 00:18:48.145 --> 00:18:52.385 align:center Listen, listen, listen to me. You have the spare keys to my house, right? 00:18:52.465 --> 00:18:53.265 align:center I do. 00:18:53.345 --> 00:18:54.785 align:center Then just go to my house and inside the waste basket, you'll find a hot 00:18:54.865 --> 00:18:55.945 align:center looking swim suit. 00:18:56.465 --> 00:18:58.105 align:center Please just get rid of it. 00:18:59.545 --> 00:19:01.545 align:center So, listen, is it a one piece or a two piece? 00:19:01.625 --> 00:19:02.945 align:center Why are you whispering? 00:19:03.025 --> 00:19:07.225 align:center Oh, yeah, why am I whispering? No, why I was asking was because in the next 00:19:07.305 --> 00:19:08.105 align:center season I'm 00:19:08.185 --> 00:19:12.745 align:center going to play swim suit sweetheart, alright? A swimming champion cum mourner. 00:19:15.985 --> 00:19:19.745 align:center I'll get you a couple of dozen new swimsuits, okay? Imported ones. 00:19:19.825 --> 00:19:23.305 align:center Just get rid of the swim suit that's in my house right now. Do one thing. 00:19:23.385 --> 00:19:24.185 align:center What? 00:19:24.265 --> 00:19:27.625 align:center Just give it to the cleaning lady. Because if my father-in-law gets a hold 00:19:27.705 --> 00:19:30.425 align:center of this swim suit, I'll never be able to wear anything again. 00:19:30.505 --> 00:19:31.305 align:center Okay, okay! 00:19:53.585 --> 00:19:55.465 align:center Where? Where? 00:19:57.625 --> 00:19:58.585 align:center Oh, here it is. 00:20:00.025 --> 00:20:01.185 align:center Oh, God. 00:20:02.145 --> 00:20:04.505 align:center Who wears a gray-colored swimsuit? 00:20:07.385 --> 00:20:11.825 align:center Who's there? Micky? Uncle Ravjiani? Who is it? 00:20:21.945 --> 00:20:22.865 align:center Dharmendra? 00:20:22.945 --> 00:20:25.705 align:center What are you doing here in Micky's bathroom?