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- Hide. Hide and seek!
- Huh?

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Just hide. Don't say anything.

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Excuse me, what do you mean? What the
hell is going on here? Huh?

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I clearly told you, three people
don't work for me.

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- And that too him? Such an old fellow.
- Listen.

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Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

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Hey, no, no. It's not what you're
thinking.

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He's like a father to me.

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To me as well.

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Who's this girl?

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Her? She's Twinkle.

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Twinkle? Hello, Quintal.

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- Sir.
- Yes.

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We have a photograph, sir.

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It was taken from a distance. It's
confirmed, sir, hundred percent

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confirmed. It's your son-in-law with a
woman. Look at it.

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- Vishnusharman, bring my glasses.
- Sure.

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Here are the glasses.

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I want you to bring my glasses.

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Then what are these? A pot?

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Spectacles! Bring my spectacles!

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These are my distance glasses.

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Okay, okay.

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What is he doing?

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Sir, those are distance glasses, right?
So I brought the photo far.

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Now look at it.

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Vishnusharman, I need my reading glasses.

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Sir, this is a photo. What will you read
in it?

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There's nothing written on it.

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I need to read my two-timing son-in-law's
facial expressions clearly.

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Just go and bring my reading glasses.

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Old man flip-flopped again.

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Glasses?

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You said glasses, right?

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Twinkle, my baby girl,

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will finally become a widow.

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- Are you okay?
- You feeling better now?

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Breath. Breath, breath.

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Which bread, Aunty Rajni? Like the
movie your bread's my bread and

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my bread's your bread?

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The horror series, 'The Satanic
Sour Dough Bread?'

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Or maybe, 'Breaking Bread With
Neena Gupta.'

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Oh, my breath. Oh, I can't breathe.

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Excuse me, ma'am. May I please take
her outside for some fresh air?

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Hey! Twinkle's looking a little
different.

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What do I do now?

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- What's this fellow's name?
- Uncle Kuku.

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Uncle Kuku. You're sitting in a jacuzzi
right now, correct?

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From a jacuzzi, everything looks
different.

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Yeah. That's why you think Twinkle looks
different.

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Oh.

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Has Twinkle grown a bit taller?

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She's on a diet.

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A vertical diet. It increases height.
See, she's taller now.

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So many new things keep coming up.

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Start the bubbling!

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Yeah, yeah, I'll do that. But before
that, I'll go and get Bindu's night

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suit for you.

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And with that you are going to feel very
comfortable.

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- Alright, bring it.
- Come here, come here.

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Quickly wear your uniform and leave from
here.

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Hey, next time, I'll get you
strong booze.

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Okay, then.

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Your police station is absolutely
horrible.

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There's no mobile network here.

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Madam.

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- Yeah?
- How about the lock up?

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Oh, do you get network there? Yeah.
Let's go please.

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- Twinkle, she's wants to lock you
- No, no, no.

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Up in the lock-up.

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Kiran.

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Yes, sir?

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Yes, sir, I can hear you clearly.

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- Sir. Sir, excuse me, excuse me.
- Sir, sir. Please. Sir. Sir, one second.

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Can you scoot over a little. Please?

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Tresspassers will be prosecuted.

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Sir, we're just trying to make a
phone call.

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Daddy please come here and get
us right now, will you?

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- Where, dear?
- Uh, Inspector Badve, which area is this?

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Bandra West.

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- And the police station?
- Bandra West.

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No, no. I know where we are. But which
police station is this?

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Bandra West.

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Hutoxi, exactly like you. No I mean--

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Bandra West!

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Police station, Bandra West! Area,
Bandra West! Bandra West!

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Oh!

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So he should say it in two different
ways, shouldn't he?

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That the area is Bandra West. Police
station, Bandra West.

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- But what did he say? Say it again.
- Bandra West.

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You see? Bandra West.

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Is it possible to lock someone up without
filing a complaint?

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That too, forever?

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Of course, it's possible. I'll lock
all four of you up.

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Just let me get some proof.

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And then I'll lock your gang
leader, Rajni up as well. She's

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getting fresh air, right? Then she
can live a little for herself, here

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- in lock up.
- Hello, hello!

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Hi, Daddy!

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Take the phone! Take it!

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Give it to me. Give it to me.

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- Uncle Nari.
- Yes. Tell me.

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I'm sending you the location. Please come
here soon.

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This-this inspector's trying to frame us
in a fake drug peddling case.

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- Okay I-I'll be there in ten minutes.
- Okay.

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- Okay. Just give me 45 minutes.
- Huh?

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Uncle, are you having fun?

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Yeah. A lot. Chikki, and you?

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A lot! This is the day I've been
waiting for, Uncle.

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Friday!

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Take a photo of us. Take a photo. Social
media story.

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Yeah.

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Just come a little closer, Uncle.

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Hey. Hey, one second, one second.
Where-where has she gone, Twinkle?

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The different looking one?

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Twinkle! The one who's just increased her
height. Where-- Twinkle?

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But Uncle, how can Twinkle be here?

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Twinkle's gone to a party, right?

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No.

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She was right here, wearing that,
uh, small grey swimsuit.

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Tell him.

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Uncle, have you taken any of your
medicines today?

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Yeah, I guess I've forgotten to take my
iPads today.

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- IPads?
- Tablets.

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Oh!

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That's why you're hallucinating today.

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There's nobody in this bathroom
except the three of us.

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You just enjoy this jacuzzi with Micky.

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Come on. Another photo. Another photo.

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Hey, just a minute, one minute,
one minute!

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What? What happened, Uncle?

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Why're you standing?

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The force of the water is too much.
All that bubbling, bubbling.

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- Huh?
- So, my

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diaper needs to be changed.

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- Okay.
- You peed?

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No, no, no. I didn't pee.

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Pee's cousin brother.

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You'll do it right? My diaper change?

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Yeah, uncle he'll do it. This doctor
will change your diaper.

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Come on. Come on, do it!

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Hey, Doctor. Look. You have six missed
calls.

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Micky!

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Sir, please, can you let them out?

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No. I won't let them out.

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Okay, those three I can still let them go
but this, that little, your beloved…

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One peach and two plums.

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Yeah, yeah. Whatever that means. I'm not
letting her go at all.

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- Ask him. Ask him.
- Sir, sir.

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Let them go for her sake.

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I'm sure you recognize her.

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No.

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Not at all.

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He's a very famous comedian, sir!

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He's playing 'Madam Mallika' today.

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Yeah, yeah. Why don't you show a comedy
skit to sir?

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Check it out.

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Why are you doing this to me?

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You promised me marriage and instead
of a ring, you want to give me handcuffs?

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You bloody rascal!

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Are you going to take me for a honeymoon
in the lock-up?

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So funny he is! So funny!

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Rascal!

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- Hey, dignity please.
- Sorry!

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Also language too.

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What's this rascal? Huh?

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Rascal is my language of love.

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Please go away from here.

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Do you see what these are? They're all
classified addictive drugs.

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So, do you even have prescriptions
for these medicines here?

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For years I've been buying medicines
without any prescription.

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This is all a misunderstanding.

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There's an online prescription for these.
May I show it to you?

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Forget about the prescription. I can make
you talk to their family doctor.

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Right now.

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Listen Inspector. Please grant us bail.
If my father-in-law gets here then he'll

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- be--
- Hey! Are you trying to threaten me here?

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And is your father-in-law in law?

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He's a short, good for nothing
scoundrel of the first order.

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Come on, Inspector Badve, you don't know
the man? His father-in-law?

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The infamous gangster of Mumbai.
Harry Bell Peppers.

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You know the one you couldn't get
rid off, Harry uprooted him altogether.

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Oh?

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- Hotel tycoon, Mr. Nari Ravjiani?
- Yeah.

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Yes.

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Baby girl?

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- He's here.
- Daddy!

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- Hello, hello.
- Hello, Adi.

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- Hello, Uncle.
- Hello, hello.

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- Hello, Freddy.
- Hi, Dad.

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Shut up! Where's Twinkle?

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Daddy, Daddy!

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My daughter is in the lock-up
today because of you?

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This right here is my family. Do you
think they are all drug dealers?

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This man is the real drug dealer.

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Hey, no, Daddy?

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Inspector, my husband deals in drugs on a
daily basis.

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- Huh?
- What the--

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Oral, injectable, in fact our whole
income comes from him dealing drugs.

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Inspector I'm a cardiac surgeon.
Daddy, why are you doing--

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You need to shut up.

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Uh, boys, order everything required for
a funeral.

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And you come home. I have photographs
of you with some hot woman.

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Come on, come on. Get lost!

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Now you will see, you illegitimate
virus egg.

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It's time to show you photographs of your
debauchery!

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Wait and watch.

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Vishnusharman.

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Hello, sir, how are you?

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Son of a piglet. Give me the envelope.

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He shakes hand. And then shakes it off.
The old man has gone mad.

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Why is it so hot in here.

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It's getting really hot in here after the
divorce.

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Then why didn't you take off
your sweater?

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You weren't here, who'll take it off?
Who'll help me out?

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So can't you even turn the AC on without
me?

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The remote is not working. I even tried
changing the batteries, look.

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Oh, my God!

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This is, what do you call it? This is a
calculator.

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It's 12:75, you got so late?

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I'm turning the AC on. Shut all
the windows and doors. Have you eaten?

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Right?

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I had made donuts and dip for you, didn't
I tell you?

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Donuts and dip. Yeah. Of course, I found
them.

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When this box of donuts fell
from my hand, I immediately found all

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of them. All 12 of them.

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But I'd only made 8 for you.

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So, may be four were from last month.

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Oh, my God!

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We'd lost them right? Look at this.

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Shut it, shut it. Where's the dip?

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The dip, huh?

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Actually, uh,

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I tried to hit the rat with the dip box,
like this, so, I lost the box.

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It was grey, right?

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- It was a green color dip.
- No, no, the box.

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The dip box was grey in color, wasn't it?

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It was the same color as that girl's
swimming costume.

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The one who was at Micky's house.

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Who's this girl?

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Who's she?

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Who is this girl? Huh? Come on, tell me.
Hmm?

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Uncle, these are photos of a dog.

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Vishnusharman?

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- What the hell is this?
- It's a dog's photo.

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But why is this photo in an envelope?

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Sir you told me when you gave me
Mickey sir's photograph with that girl,

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'Hey you virus egg. Put this in the
envelope, the dog's photo.'

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When I said that dog's photo I didn't
mean an actual dog's photo.

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- So do you want a giraffe's photo?
- Micky's photo.

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With that girl, with all of them.
I told you to put that photo in.

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- Sir, I checked that photograph twice.
- Yeah.

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Not a single photo had a dog in it.

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So I specially got these pictures made.

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Forget showing gratitude. On top of it he just keeps harrowing me all the time.

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Huh! What is wrong with you?

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Sir. Sir, you don't need to worry.
I've kept another set ready just

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to be safe. Please take a look.

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Look at this.

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What are you doing? Why have you turned
the bedroom into a junkyard? What's

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happening?

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I was looking for the dip box.

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I found it. It was in the old
diaper basket.

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Look at this.

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Isn't it the same color as the girl's
swimming costume?

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Splash-Splash. It was a lot of fun in the
jalfrezi.

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Jacuzzi you mean?

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Yeah, jacuzzi, jacuzzi. The jacuzzi
was fun.

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Who is this girl? What was she like?

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There's a South Indian actress right?
Samantha?

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Salmon, South Indian actress sa-sama,
Samantha, that's her name.

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That one, Samantha. She looked exactly
nothing like her.

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If she didn't look like then who did she
look like?

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Such a little girl?

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No, no. The swimming costume.

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This much here and this much here.

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She was a beautiful, gray-colored girl.

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Really?

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Just come with me.

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Sketch.

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- Sketch?
- You're an expert, right?

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Do you remember we went to that
restaurant the other day and you made

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a sketch of that server on a paper
napkin?

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Where? Okay, there?

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Where I washed my hands with the tomato
soup?

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And drank the finger bowl!

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And then started dancing around for
no reason.

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- I did not dance for no reason!
- Then?

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The waiter had said to me. "Sir,
nacho and salsa."

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That's when I started doing the
salsa dance.

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Oh, good Lord, that server had brought us
our order. Nachos and salsa sauce!

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You did that again. Why did you do that?

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I don't think I want to talk to you.

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Yeah, like I've been really dying
to talk to you.

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Yeah, don't talk to me. Anyway, you
keep saying, "Can't I live a little for

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myself?"

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Yeah, so should I not live a little for
myself?

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- Yeah, so please do.
- Thank you!

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So, I'll just go to bed hungry.

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So go to bed but, I picked some desert
for you.

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Desert?

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You make the sketch for me and I'll
get the desert for you.

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The gray colored girl.

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Nice girl.

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Tell me, shouldn't I shoot this man? Hmm?

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- Uncle!
- Dad!

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Hey, Freddy! Why are you laughing at
this photo?

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Uncle, this is a photo of our boy's
day out.

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Yeah.

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We all went for a picnic by the
waterfall.

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We all had so much fun that day.

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So then, who is this girl in a
transparent white saree on your boys day

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out?

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- That's me!
- It's him.

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Look at this, this. This is me!

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Like a mermaid.

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- Yeah!
- He was looking hot.

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So this get-up was a part of the episode
I was shooting. These guys were

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constantly calling me, "Hey where
are you? Why aren't you here? Hurry up

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and leave the shoot. We're all
waiting for you here."

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So the moment I packed up, in the same
outfit here, I reached here.

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I realized It's a waterfall. The clothes
were also appropriate, so I gave them a

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couple of poses.

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You should really zoom in and check
it out.

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How will he zoom into it. It's a
hard copy, bro.

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Look here.
Old man has gone crazy.

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I thought it was on the phone.

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I told you. The old man's lost it.

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Shut the hell up.

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Hey, I have this photo on my phone
right? So I always zoom in to see it.

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And Dad, you know what, some guys even
cat called Dharmendra, because they

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- thought he was a girl.
- Yeah, they did.

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Uncle Nari, this thing happens to
me all the time.

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Inadvertently boys always do get
infatuated with me.

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Yeah.

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See, after the last episode aired,
a sheikh from Dubai came here.

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To propose me for marriage.

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So I said, "Listen to me, sir. I'm really
sorry. But how can I get married to you?"

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I'm already married.

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Hey, but didn't you tell him that you're
actually a man.

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No, no, I did tell him.

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So then he told me that, "It's okay.
It doesn't matter to me."

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You and I, were both exactly the same.

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And, listen to this one.

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Just a second, just a second.

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No, no, listen to me.

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I have a very good story from that
vacation.

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Hey, what vacation-vacation?
He almost got executed today.

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Yeah, sorry, sorry.

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Micky, where exactly have you kept
Sarika's swimsuit?

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- It's in the--
- Mikity!

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Did she hear us?

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What-what- what happened, my ice
cream-two- scoops? What is it?

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My Linguine!

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The doctor said his chances of
survival are zero.

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Oh, no.

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Don't worry, my mud pie! As long as
I'm alive, no one can even pluck a

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hair off of Linguine's head.

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Hey, you! Quack doctor!

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Linguine doesn't have any hair!

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It's a figure of speech.

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He's not like some random heart
patient of yours that you could open up

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his heart clean up his arteries
with a brush or something.

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His cancer's very serious, you know.
One in a million. It's a rare one.

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Twinkle, let's go. It's time now.
Vishnusharman, did you put petrol?

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In what?

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In my fried rice, you genius.

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Where do you put petrol?

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At the petrol pump…

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What the hell is wrong with you?

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Come on, Dad. Let's go in my car.
Let's go. Let's go…

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Yeah, yeah, please. Go. Go, yeah. Yeah,
please take care!

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Listen, who is this Linguine?

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- You really don't know, Freddy?
- No.

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Twinkle's foster brother.

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Oh, my God.

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In fact, we should go to the hospital.

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Yeah.

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Micky, we're coming to the hospital.

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Listen, listen, listen to me. You
have the spare keys to my house, right?

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I do.

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Then just go to my house and inside the
waste basket, you'll find a hot

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looking swim suit.

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Please just get rid of it.

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So, listen, is it a one piece or a two
piece?

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Why are you whispering?

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Oh, yeah, why am I whispering? No, why I
was asking was because in the next

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season I'm

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going to play swim suit sweetheart,
alright? A swimming champion cum mourner.

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I'll get you a couple of dozen new
swimsuits, okay? Imported ones.

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Just get rid of the swim suit that's in
my house right now. Do one thing.

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What?

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Just give it to the cleaning lady.
Because if my father-in-law gets a hold

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of this swim suit, I'll never be able
to wear anything again.

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Okay, okay!

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Where? Where?

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Oh, here it is.

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Oh, God.

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Who wears a gray-colored swimsuit?

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Who's there? Micky? Uncle Ravjiani?
Who is it?

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Dharmendra?

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What are you doing here in Micky's
bathroom?
