WEBVTT 00:00:13.145 --> 00:00:16.265 align:center Dharmendra, what's with all this jingling? We're in court. You should 00:00:16.345 --> 00:00:17.705 align:center have at least removed the anklets. 00:00:17.785 --> 00:00:20.985 align:center Listen, I need to go back to my shoot, removing them takes ten minutes, 00:00:21.065 --> 00:00:22.865 align:center wearing them takes twenty. Come on now, how does it matter? 00:00:22.945 --> 00:00:27.025 align:center - Excuse me, where's family court number 7? - Straight down ahead, sir. 00:00:34.425 --> 00:00:37.825 align:center Dharmishatha, Karan! Come, come. Come on, come on, this way. 00:00:37.905 --> 00:00:39.505 align:center - Yes. - Let's go, madam! 00:00:39.585 --> 00:00:41.385 align:center Stop it. We're in a courtroom. 00:00:42.025 --> 00:00:45.065 align:center - Pleasure meeting you. - Say, hello. Hello! 00:00:45.545 --> 00:00:47.865 align:center - Hello. - Uh, please have a seat. 00:00:47.945 --> 00:00:49.185 align:center - Sit down. - Let's go! 00:00:49.265 --> 00:00:50.265 align:center Not here? Go there? 00:00:50.345 --> 00:00:52.505 align:center - Come here. Sit with us. - Here, here. 00:00:52.585 --> 00:00:54.945 align:center These are Mr. Kuku merchant's medical reports. 00:00:55.025 --> 00:00:56.345 align:center Proceed with the case. 00:00:58.465 --> 00:00:59.305 align:center My Lord. 00:00:59.785 --> 00:01:02.065 align:center Mr. Merchant was a commercial pilot. 00:01:02.145 --> 00:01:05.745 align:center And he was fired from his job due to his drinking problem. 00:01:05.825 --> 00:01:09.145 align:center The flight going to Bangalore was landed in Mangalore by him. 00:01:09.225 --> 00:01:10.665 align:center Hey, Mandar, keep quiet! 00:01:12.145 --> 00:01:13.345 align:center Anuj, say objection. 00:01:14.345 --> 00:01:16.265 align:center - Aunty? - Objection, my Lord! 00:01:16.345 --> 00:01:17.225 align:center On what grounds? 00:01:17.305 --> 00:01:19.625 align:center How would I know? Ask your client. 00:01:19.705 --> 00:01:21.745 align:center Why did you mention the drinking? 00:01:21.825 --> 00:01:25.705 align:center Uh, look my Lord, my lawyer seems to be blabbering. My husband Kuku used 00:01:25.785 --> 00:01:26.585 align:center to drink, but 00:01:26.665 --> 00:01:29.465 align:center now he doesn't have more than a couple of pegs. 00:01:29.545 --> 00:01:32.505 align:center Although I sometimes say that, I will have one or two but end up having 4 00:01:32.585 --> 00:01:34.865 align:center or 5. But he is always very restrained. 00:01:34.945 --> 00:01:38.945 align:center No, but even after 4-5 drinks, she's never passed out. 00:01:40.105 --> 00:01:41.745 align:center Look at their love, my Lord. 00:01:41.825 --> 00:01:43.705 align:center Mrs. Merchant is angry, thus the divorce-- 00:01:43.785 --> 00:01:44.985 align:center Angry about what? 00:01:45.065 --> 00:01:46.585 align:center Huh, angry about what? 00:01:46.665 --> 00:01:48.425 align:center He was the one who used to get angry. 00:01:48.505 --> 00:01:51.985 align:center Poor old Aunty Rajni, just to survive she used to go door to door selling sarees. 00:01:52.065 --> 00:01:54.785 align:center - Even then he was-- - Anuj, say objection again! 00:01:54.865 --> 00:01:55.785 align:center Objection, my Lord! 00:01:55.865 --> 00:01:57.825 align:center - Mandar is lying. Can't you see how - I-- 00:01:57.905 --> 00:01:58.905 align:center useless my lawyer is? 00:01:58.985 --> 00:02:02.145 align:center Yeah. She used to sell sarees door to door. Meaning, "Get your sarees. 00:02:02.225 --> 00:02:04.705 align:center Buy your sarees!" 00:02:06.025 --> 00:02:07.825 align:center Not like those street hawkers. 00:02:08.665 --> 00:02:10.465 align:center My Lord, I'm a saree designer. 00:02:11.305 --> 00:02:14.265 align:center And he has always been very supportive of my work. 00:02:14.745 --> 00:02:17.545 align:center Only when I didn't eat on time he used to get very angry. 00:02:17.625 --> 00:02:20.345 align:center You've never forgotten to give me food on time. 00:02:20.425 --> 00:02:22.265 align:center Because you're on such heavy medication. 00:02:22.345 --> 00:02:25.985 align:center So is your bag full of sarees not heavy at all? Try lifting it, my Lord. 00:02:26.065 --> 00:02:26.865 align:center Excuse me? 00:02:28.945 --> 00:02:29.745 align:center My Lord! 00:02:30.665 --> 00:02:34.785 align:center He has actually never stopped me or pulled me down like a typical man. 00:02:36.625 --> 00:02:38.705 align:center You know, he is not that kind of a, 00:02:39.585 --> 00:02:40.745 align:center what do you call it, uh, 00:02:40.825 --> 00:02:43.905 align:center Freddy, what's the name of that famous pizza outlet? 00:02:44.505 --> 00:02:48.465 align:center Pizza company, ah, yeah, dominating. Dominating, my Lord. 00:02:48.545 --> 00:02:49.345 align:center Yeah, yeah. 00:02:50.345 --> 00:02:52.345 align:center He is, he is not a dominating man. 00:02:54.305 --> 00:02:55.625 align:center I hope you understand? 00:02:55.705 --> 00:02:58.585 align:center Yeah, yeah. I get it. I get my pizzas from there as well but tell me 00:02:58.665 --> 00:03:00.985 align:center something, why do you want the divorce? 00:03:02.265 --> 00:03:04.265 align:center I'll definitely get a divorce. 00:03:04.345 --> 00:03:08.345 align:center - Can't I live a little for myself? - Can't I live a little for myself? 00:03:08.425 --> 00:03:11.705 align:center Yeah, we all know that but you need to give this court a reason, please. 00:03:11.785 --> 00:03:12.585 align:center My Lord, 00:03:13.105 --> 00:03:17.465 align:center consciously or unconsciously I became more of a mother to him than a wife. 00:03:21.505 --> 00:03:24.105 align:center Actually it's not the responsibilities. 00:03:25.225 --> 00:03:27.705 align:center I just want a divorce from the commitment. 00:03:31.065 --> 00:03:33.105 align:center And Mr. Merchant. What about you? 00:03:33.185 --> 00:03:36.265 align:center I never wanted a divorce. That's why I filed a case. 00:03:42.225 --> 00:03:43.465 align:center Listen, Minmini. 00:03:44.545 --> 00:03:48.345 align:center If you want a divorce, then get a divorce from the responsibilities. 00:03:48.425 --> 00:03:50.465 align:center Why do you want it from the commitment? 00:03:50.545 --> 00:03:54.065 align:center Just give me a divorce and then we can sit and decide who want's a divorce 00:03:54.145 --> 00:03:55.105 align:center from what. 00:03:57.225 --> 00:03:58.025 align:center Hey. 00:03:59.545 --> 00:04:00.905 align:center Just give me a divorce. 00:04:02.945 --> 00:04:03.745 align:center Please. 00:04:04.465 --> 00:04:05.265 align:center Alright. 00:04:06.065 --> 00:04:06.865 align:center My Lord, 00:04:08.265 --> 00:04:11.465 align:center grant us a divorce. Let's go. Give us a good one, okay? 00:04:11.545 --> 00:04:14.945 align:center What do you mean, give you a good one? I don't keep a variety of divorces in 00:04:15.025 --> 00:04:17.185 align:center my pocket like that. Little, large, short, long, broad. What do you mean, 00:04:17.265 --> 00:04:18.465 align:center give you a good one? 00:04:24.785 --> 00:04:28.705 align:center Okay, Mrs. and Mr. Merchant, both of you meet your respective lawyers. 00:04:28.785 --> 00:04:30.465 align:center The divorce will be granted! 00:04:30.545 --> 00:04:33.225 align:center Only when we learn how to live for ourselves, 00:04:34.425 --> 00:04:36.985 align:center can we happily live for the people we love. 00:04:40.985 --> 00:04:42.745 align:center But what's the point, Hutoxi? 00:04:42.825 --> 00:04:47.025 align:center What was the hypothesis behind Rajni's apparently contrived, 00:04:47.105 --> 00:04:49.265 align:center seemingly counterfeit vindication? 00:04:50.105 --> 00:04:50.905 align:center What did she say? 00:04:50.985 --> 00:04:53.545 align:center I think she's asking where the bathroom is. 00:04:54.265 --> 00:04:55.065 align:center Listen, madam. 00:04:55.145 --> 00:04:58.745 align:center You know you should speak simpler English. You speak such good English I 00:04:58.825 --> 00:05:00.865 align:center feel I need to go back to school. 00:05:01.625 --> 00:05:04.745 align:center Sir, I believe what Nusrat wants to know is why would Aunty Rajni 00:05:04.825 --> 00:05:06.705 align:center go for such a strange divorce? 00:05:07.265 --> 00:05:10.225 align:center Aunty Rajni just wanted a fresh start to her life. 00:05:10.705 --> 00:05:13.745 align:center She just wanted a man who would be a little romantic. 00:05:13.825 --> 00:05:15.865 align:center Sweet nothings, coffee dates. 00:05:16.465 --> 00:05:17.265 align:center You understand? 00:05:17.345 --> 00:05:21.025 align:center But madam, you see if Mrs. Rajni did want romance at this age, 00:05:21.825 --> 00:05:26.505 align:center then there are dating apps for senior citizens nowadays, like there's "Grumble" 00:05:26.585 --> 00:05:31.185 align:center or 'Rheumantic' or so many more now. What's the point of getting a divorce? 00:05:31.265 --> 00:05:35.705 align:center While still being in a marriage? Dating apps? Have you lost your mind? 00:05:35.785 --> 00:05:39.065 align:center You know, that would be called an extra marital affair, stupid man. 00:05:39.145 --> 00:05:40.385 align:center What brutal honesty. 00:05:41.505 --> 00:05:43.425 align:center And look at my ex-husband, 00:05:43.505 --> 00:05:45.865 align:center he used to flirt right in front of me. 00:05:45.945 --> 00:05:47.745 align:center And that too with my boyfriend's sister. 00:05:47.825 --> 00:05:50.505 align:center Husband? Boyfriend? I'm just curious. 00:05:50.985 --> 00:05:53.705 align:center Were you having an affair after your marriage? 00:05:54.345 --> 00:05:58.265 align:center It was my cheating husband who had an affair after we got married. 00:05:58.345 --> 00:05:59.145 align:center Oh, I get it. 00:05:59.225 --> 00:06:02.545 align:center My affair had been going on since before we were married. 00:06:02.625 --> 00:06:05.065 align:center You just keep reading Hutoxi. Dimwits. 00:06:05.145 --> 00:06:08.785 align:center So right after the divorce, all the other couples started focusing on their own 00:06:08.865 --> 00:06:10.105 align:center marriages again. 00:06:10.625 --> 00:06:12.025 align:center Especially the boys! 00:06:12.505 --> 00:06:14.545 align:center You see? They got divorced! 00:06:15.585 --> 00:06:19.625 align:center Uncle Kuku and aunty Rajni's divorce is a wake up call for all of us. 00:06:19.705 --> 00:06:21.905 align:center But the reason behind the divorce isn't what we're thinking-- 00:06:21.985 --> 00:06:24.385 align:center The reason could be anything, Dharmendra. 00:06:24.465 --> 00:06:28.585 align:center But if you want a different outcome for your own marriage, then pay attention. 00:06:28.665 --> 00:06:31.625 align:center Hey, you must have already started getting rid of all those innumerable 00:06:31.705 --> 00:06:33.305 align:center affairs of yours, isn't it? 00:06:34.585 --> 00:06:38.065 align:center Yeah, he'd better because at the age of 70 these 15-20 affairs he's had, they 00:06:38.145 --> 00:06:39.825 align:center would have become aunties by then. 00:06:39.905 --> 00:06:40.705 align:center Hmm. 00:06:40.785 --> 00:06:44.105 align:center Then they'll come looking for him. Where is he. Where is he? Hey, there. 00:06:44.185 --> 00:06:46.385 align:center "Chikudi-Mikudi, Bathroom, Leakudi!" 00:06:46.465 --> 00:06:48.945 align:center Listen, son. So we all want a divorce now. 00:06:53.745 --> 00:06:56.625 align:center - Hey, why are you all laughing, huh? - What else should we do? 00:06:56.705 --> 00:06:58.865 align:center I just flirt with them. It's harmless. 00:06:58.945 --> 00:07:02.465 align:center That too in his head, otherwise he is the biggest coward in this world. 00:07:02.545 --> 00:07:05.265 align:center - Tell me something, when was the last - Huh? 00:07:05.345 --> 00:07:08.505 align:center Daily! The moment I wake up every morning I just say it at the top 00:07:08.585 --> 00:07:10.345 align:center of my voice, 'I Love you!" 00:07:11.425 --> 00:07:12.225 align:center To my Mamma. 00:07:12.945 --> 00:07:16.345 align:center And I also tell Mamma that whenever she sees Hutoxi, just go and tell her, 00:07:16.425 --> 00:07:17.465 align:center that I love her! 00:07:17.985 --> 00:07:19.065 align:center And she does that? 00:07:19.145 --> 00:07:20.105 align:center Have you gone crazy? 00:07:20.185 --> 00:07:24.385 align:center By the way. I did try to say I love you to Priyanka on our anniversary. 00:07:25.425 --> 00:07:26.265 align:center But then, 00:07:26.345 --> 00:07:27.305 align:center Priyanka? 00:07:30.705 --> 00:07:33.105 align:center - Priyanka, I, - I? 00:07:33.585 --> 00:07:36.705 align:center I'm going crazy. She's still not come. Stop mumbling. 00:07:36.785 --> 00:07:39.825 align:center - Tilottama! - Oh, my candles. 00:07:42.145 --> 00:07:42.945 align:center Priyanka! 00:07:45.905 --> 00:07:47.985 align:center I just want to tell you, 00:07:48.065 --> 00:07:51.585 align:center No problem, I get it. You didn't book the restaurant for tonight? I knew you'd 00:07:51.665 --> 00:07:54.185 align:center forget so I've already booked it. And wait. 00:07:54.265 --> 00:07:55.065 align:center No, I did. 00:07:55.145 --> 00:07:57.665 align:center Here's your gift. A digital weighing scale. Gift wrap it. 00:07:57.745 --> 00:08:01.025 align:center And where's my gift? The air fryer? So that I can make those low calorie, 00:08:01.105 --> 00:08:04.425 align:center healthy, pathetic air-fried cutlets and air-fried chips for you? Huh? And, 00:08:04.505 --> 00:08:07.545 align:center please. Just for one day, please don't look for calories on the wine 00:08:07.625 --> 00:08:10.225 align:center - bottle. I'll be back in a minute. Wait. - No, Your gift. 00:08:10.305 --> 00:08:11.545 align:center No, I don't even like those. 00:08:11.625 --> 00:08:13.665 align:center No, is that what you think? Pri-Priya-Priyanka! 00:08:13.745 --> 00:08:17.265 align:center This is the world wine calorie chart! Just learn the whole thing. Here. 00:08:17.345 --> 00:08:19.385 align:center Oh, this, I already memorized it. 00:08:20.345 --> 00:08:22.185 align:center - Priyanka, I-- - Priyanka madam! 00:08:22.665 --> 00:08:26.225 align:center Finally. Finally she is here. Tilottama, where on earth were you? Tell me, tell 00:08:26.305 --> 00:08:27.105 align:center me? 00:08:28.305 --> 00:08:29.105 align:center Actu-- 00:08:29.185 --> 00:08:32.225 align:center Who'll take the garbage out? It's our anniversary today. 00:08:32.305 --> 00:08:34.305 align:center I have to go out with my husband and I'm here waiting for you. 00:08:34.385 --> 00:08:35.905 align:center Now go. Come on, come on. Take the 00:08:35.985 --> 00:08:37.865 align:center - garbage out, go! Driver, please get - "I…" 00:08:37.945 --> 00:08:38.745 align:center the car out! 00:08:39.745 --> 00:08:41.705 align:center She's gone. Priyanka left. Alone. 00:08:42.825 --> 00:08:44.425 align:center - Hey! - Listen! Hey! 00:08:44.505 --> 00:08:47.425 align:center - Don't laugh, guys! - Just an "I love you" isn't enough, 00:08:47.505 --> 00:08:51.345 align:center - You should all think like Twinkle and me. - Add romance. Novelty. 00:08:51.825 --> 00:08:55.025 align:center - Tell me how? - I've been using candles these days. 00:08:56.425 --> 00:08:58.385 align:center Candles? Are they safe? 00:08:59.745 --> 00:09:01.145 align:center No I mean what if you get hurt? 00:09:01.225 --> 00:09:03.425 align:center - You… - He lights those candles. 00:09:03.505 --> 00:09:05.905 align:center A burning candle? That sounds even more dangerous. 00:09:05.985 --> 00:09:06.785 align:center Idiot! 00:09:06.865 --> 00:09:10.825 align:center Scented candles. He lights them in the room because that's romantic. 00:09:10.905 --> 00:09:11.705 align:center Okay, 00:09:11.785 --> 00:09:16.025 align:center Guys, pamper your lover. Indulge your wife! Moscato wine, massages. 00:09:17.345 --> 00:09:20.545 align:center Do you see how our wives notice every little thing about us? 00:09:20.625 --> 00:09:24.425 align:center Have you all tried to notice the little things about your wives? 00:09:31.305 --> 00:09:32.105 align:center Hi, Freddy! 00:09:33.585 --> 00:09:34.745 align:center Notice any change? 00:09:38.865 --> 00:09:42.385 align:center So beautiful, darling! You changed the piano cover, right? 00:09:43.865 --> 00:09:44.785 align:center Very nice! 00:09:45.265 --> 00:09:46.105 align:center A little left! 00:09:48.025 --> 00:09:49.625 align:center The change is on my face! 00:09:49.705 --> 00:09:51.105 align:center Did you notice my hair? 00:09:51.185 --> 00:09:52.185 align:center Oh, ofcourse. 00:09:52.745 --> 00:09:55.705 align:center You got rid of the hair on your left cheek, isn't it? 00:09:55.785 --> 00:09:58.385 align:center That's why I was wondering where's my razor. 00:09:58.945 --> 00:10:00.705 align:center The hair on my head, Freddy, 00:10:00.785 --> 00:10:03.265 align:center I got it, I got it cut a whole two inches. 00:10:04.265 --> 00:10:06.585 align:center Faridoon. Notice any change? 00:10:07.065 --> 00:10:10.065 align:center Mamma! You changed the parting of the hair, right? 00:10:11.145 --> 00:10:15.145 align:center Left side parting. Like my favorite actress. Looks amazing on her. 00:10:28.225 --> 00:10:29.025 align:center Guys. 00:10:29.785 --> 00:10:30.625 align:center Follow me. 00:10:30.705 --> 00:10:31.505 align:center Follow the leader! 00:10:31.585 --> 00:10:32.785 align:center Yeah! Yeah, come on. 00:10:37.385 --> 00:10:39.145 align:center If you guys don't do anything now, 00:10:39.225 --> 00:10:42.505 align:center then just like Aunty Rajni, you all will have to start looking for a 00:10:42.585 --> 00:10:43.505 align:center divorce lawyer. 00:10:54.625 --> 00:10:57.145 align:center Aunty. Can you please sign it now? 00:11:00.545 --> 00:11:01.705 align:center Uh, after, 00:11:02.425 --> 00:11:03.505 align:center after the divorce, 00:11:04.385 --> 00:11:06.105 align:center what's my surname going to be? 00:11:06.185 --> 00:11:09.505 align:center Same surname. My mother ran away with the guy who used to clean our car 00:11:09.585 --> 00:11:13.865 align:center and divorced daddy. But daddy's surname remained the same, Ravjiani! 00:11:13.945 --> 00:11:17.625 align:center Twinkle, imagine if you and Micky Oberoi get divorced, then will your surname 00:11:17.705 --> 00:11:18.585 align:center remain the same? 00:11:18.665 --> 00:11:19.905 align:center Yeah, same, Ravjiani! 00:11:21.305 --> 00:11:25.665 align:center You tell me, why would my daddy's surname change if I get a divorce. 00:11:25.745 --> 00:11:32.065 align:center Listen, Archimedes Oberoi! Will your surname be the same after your divorce? 00:11:32.145 --> 00:11:33.105 align:center Yeah, same. 00:11:34.025 --> 00:11:34.825 align:center Ravjiani! 00:11:35.865 --> 00:11:38.865 align:center So after my divorce, my surname will go back to my daddy's surname, 00:11:38.945 --> 00:11:39.745 align:center Ravjiani! 00:11:39.825 --> 00:11:43.105 align:center Exactly. So after the divorce Aunty Rajni's surname will also go back 00:11:43.185 --> 00:11:45.185 align:center to the dad's surname, right? 00:11:45.265 --> 00:11:46.945 align:center Ravjiani? My dad's surname? 00:11:48.665 --> 00:11:51.265 align:center Her Dad! Her Dad's surname, scholar! 00:11:52.145 --> 00:11:55.825 align:center Just stop it. Why are you all yelling. I'm signing it now. 00:11:55.905 --> 00:11:56.945 align:center Please. 00:11:57.585 --> 00:11:58.385 align:center Rajni, 00:11:59.265 --> 00:12:00.065 align:center Ma… 00:12:01.465 --> 00:12:02.705 align:center Has Kuku signed it? 00:12:02.785 --> 00:12:04.905 align:center He signed it, happily. Look at this. 00:12:05.465 --> 00:12:07.265 align:center He's gone out of town already. 00:12:07.745 --> 00:12:10.465 align:center With a friend, over night, to take a load off. 00:12:11.265 --> 00:12:14.265 align:center - Which friend? - It was a double double name. 00:12:15.145 --> 00:12:17.025 align:center - Lolo, - Kumkum! 00:12:17.665 --> 00:12:18.825 align:center Mimi! Toto? 00:12:18.905 --> 00:12:20.945 align:center - What's that? - Never mind. 00:12:21.025 --> 00:12:22.145 align:center Tintin? Chunchun? 00:12:22.985 --> 00:12:23.905 align:center Munmun, Munmun! 00:12:25.145 --> 00:12:26.345 align:center It has to be Munmun. 00:12:27.745 --> 00:12:28.545 align:center Hmm. 00:12:28.625 --> 00:12:31.305 align:center What do they say? A wolf in sheep's clothing. 00:12:32.385 --> 00:12:33.825 align:center I'll sign it right away. 00:12:34.985 --> 00:12:36.025 align:center No Merchant. 00:12:37.225 --> 00:12:38.025 align:center Desai. 00:12:39.385 --> 00:12:43.225 align:center He doesn't have any early dementia or anything. He just wanted an excuse to 00:12:43.305 --> 00:12:44.105 align:center leave me. 00:12:44.185 --> 00:12:47.185 align:center Just forget about it Rajni. You're not like Hutoxi. 00:12:48.225 --> 00:12:50.985 align:center That your husband would want to get rid of you. 00:12:51.065 --> 00:12:53.425 align:center Yeah, and you're not like Mamma either, who would defame her own 00:12:53.505 --> 00:12:56.025 align:center - husband to separate from him. - Hey, shut up! 00:12:56.105 --> 00:12:57.705 align:center When did I defame that man? 00:12:58.465 --> 00:13:01.785 align:center In your annulment application, Mummy. Have you forgotten? 00:13:01.865 --> 00:13:06.465 align:center So she had accused my father that he had flung utensils at her and attacked her. 00:13:06.545 --> 00:13:10.105 align:center Yeah, so your father did. He hit me with such a massive stainless steel cup, 00:13:10.185 --> 00:13:11.065 align:center what about that? 00:13:11.145 --> 00:13:12.825 align:center That was a paper cup. 00:13:13.545 --> 00:13:17.065 align:center Yeah, I got the material of the cup a little here or there. 00:13:17.145 --> 00:13:19.505 align:center But then violence is violence. 00:13:20.425 --> 00:13:24.265 align:center And later didn't you attack him with a knife and slash his wrist? 00:13:25.545 --> 00:13:26.825 align:center He told me to do it. 00:13:26.905 --> 00:13:27.825 align:center He said that? 00:13:28.305 --> 00:13:31.985 align:center Yeah. You know, Rajni, he kept his hand like this. 00:13:32.065 --> 00:13:36.185 align:center And he said, Gulshan, if you really have the guts, then let's see you stab me 00:13:36.265 --> 00:13:37.505 align:center with that knife. 00:13:37.585 --> 00:13:41.265 align:center And I had plenty of guts. So I stabbed him with the knife. 00:13:41.825 --> 00:13:44.105 align:center So, how is that my fault now? Crazy. 00:13:45.385 --> 00:13:48.305 align:center And thus the pot calls the kettle black. 00:13:48.905 --> 00:13:51.905 align:center You see this? This girl is calling me a pot now. 00:13:51.985 --> 00:13:55.145 align:center Why don't you do me a favor. Get some poison. 00:13:56.465 --> 00:13:57.705 align:center And have it yourself. 00:13:59.265 --> 00:14:01.025 align:center Stop laughing, you dumb head. 00:14:01.105 --> 00:14:02.945 align:center Hey, she's just joking, man! 00:14:03.025 --> 00:14:09.585 align:center So, Rajni. You're a free bird now. Go, enjoy. Live your life. Shake a leg. 00:14:09.665 --> 00:14:11.385 align:center - Yes! Cheers! - Cheers! 00:14:11.945 --> 00:14:13.745 align:center Oh, yes! Guys, guys. 00:14:13.825 --> 00:14:17.625 align:center See this is our first divorce. So tomorrow, a sundowner party. 00:14:17.705 --> 00:14:21.025 align:center At daddy's illegal bistro 6 to 12. Girl's night out. 00:14:21.545 --> 00:14:24.985 align:center And the theme will be Bollywood costume party? What say? 00:14:58.145 --> 00:15:00.265 align:center Sir, are you sure the tip is correct? 00:15:00.345 --> 00:15:03.145 align:center Confirmed. There are drugs being smuggled here. 00:15:04.025 --> 00:15:07.065 align:center - We all are looking so stunning. - Yeah, aren't we? 00:15:07.145 --> 00:15:09.425 align:center And you, sexy Hutoxi! 00:15:11.545 --> 00:15:13.425 align:center - Who are you dressed as? - Chameli. 00:15:13.505 --> 00:15:15.505 align:center - And from which film? - Chameli! 00:15:16.425 --> 00:15:19.625 align:center No, I understand that's the character. But which film? 00:15:20.465 --> 00:15:21.265 align:center Chameli. 00:15:23.705 --> 00:15:25.705 align:center Let me explain. Like I am, 00:15:25.785 --> 00:15:28.625 align:center - Hmm? - Booby. I'm Bobby from the movie Bobby, 00:15:28.705 --> 00:15:29.505 align:center - hmm? - Hmm. 00:15:29.585 --> 00:15:30.385 align:center Hmm. 00:15:30.465 --> 00:15:32.905 align:center So which film are you dressed as Chameli from? 00:15:32.985 --> 00:15:36.065 align:center Oh God! I'm dressed as Chameli from the movie Chameli, Twinkle. 00:15:36.145 --> 00:15:38.345 align:center Oh, why didn't you say that. And you? 00:15:39.625 --> 00:15:43.225 align:center Madhuri, from Devdas, Chandramukhi. 00:15:43.705 --> 00:15:45.465 align:center Oh, Chandramukhi reminds me that 00:15:45.545 --> 00:15:49.585 align:center our army killed four terrorists, just like that. 00:15:49.665 --> 00:15:52.345 align:center But how does Chandramukhi remind you of that? 00:15:52.425 --> 00:15:53.385 align:center Looks that kill. 00:15:54.065 --> 00:15:54.985 align:center Nice one, Kiran. 00:15:55.065 --> 00:15:55.865 align:center Right? 00:15:55.945 --> 00:15:59.105 align:center Okay, guys, enough, but where is Aunty Rajni, the one we have arranged 00:15:59.185 --> 00:16:00.105 align:center this party for? 00:16:05.225 --> 00:16:06.225 align:center Has someone died? 00:16:06.305 --> 00:16:09.625 align:center No one's dead, I'm going for a Bollywood costume party. 00:16:09.705 --> 00:16:11.825 align:center Did you take your load off then? 00:16:11.905 --> 00:16:13.465 align:center With, uh, that Munmun? 00:16:14.265 --> 00:16:15.065 align:center Who's Munmun? 00:16:16.305 --> 00:16:18.185 align:center Oh, the one with an amazing body? 00:16:18.265 --> 00:16:19.825 align:center 38, 32, 30. 00:16:19.905 --> 00:16:24.225 align:center Yeah. Yeah. You remember her measurements but you can't remember my name. 00:16:25.145 --> 00:16:26.745 align:center Munmun has gone to Kolkata. 00:16:30.105 --> 00:16:33.185 align:center So, do you want to tell me which double named girl did you go with to 00:16:33.265 --> 00:16:35.025 align:center - take the load off. - Me? 00:16:35.105 --> 00:16:35.905 align:center Yeah. 00:16:36.585 --> 00:16:39.945 align:center Nikhilesh's friend K.K, He had taken me out of town. 00:16:40.545 --> 00:16:41.585 align:center Oh, okay. 00:16:42.065 --> 00:16:43.105 align:center To attend a class. 00:16:43.185 --> 00:16:44.145 align:center Which class? 00:16:45.025 --> 00:16:47.585 align:center Where you close your nostril. Anila, Bimla. Anila, Bimla. 00:16:47.665 --> 00:16:49.505 align:center "Anulom-Vilom, Anulom-Vilom." Yoga, yoga. 00:16:49.585 --> 00:16:50.665 align:center Yes. Anulom-Vilom. 00:16:53.705 --> 00:16:54.625 align:center Stand up. 00:16:55.545 --> 00:16:56.625 align:center Come on, stand up. 00:16:59.545 --> 00:17:00.385 align:center You look nice. 00:17:02.985 --> 00:17:03.785 align:center Finally. 00:17:04.425 --> 00:17:05.225 align:center Yeah. 00:17:06.225 --> 00:17:10.665 align:center I've made some donuts for you. Heat them up in the microwave and have them. 00:17:10.745 --> 00:17:11.785 align:center Listen, Rajni. 00:17:18.105 --> 00:17:20.465 align:center What do I do until you come back, Reeta? 00:17:23.065 --> 00:17:24.825 align:center Twinkle has given me an amazing Idea. 00:17:24.905 --> 00:17:25.865 align:center Really? 00:17:25.945 --> 00:17:28.225 align:center - Bye, Twinkle ma'am. - Bye. 00:17:28.305 --> 00:17:30.545 align:center - Bye, Twinkle ma'am! - Cheese Shashlik? 00:17:31.705 --> 00:17:34.625 align:center How will she eat it through the phone, you idiot? 00:17:34.705 --> 00:17:35.665 align:center Good night! 00:17:35.745 --> 00:17:36.545 align:center Good night! 00:17:37.625 --> 00:17:38.425 align:center My love! 00:17:38.985 --> 00:17:42.225 align:center I've sent all of them away. But Minnie Mouse, please come home as soon as 00:17:42.305 --> 00:17:43.145 align:center you can. 00:17:44.065 --> 00:17:45.905 align:center I'll be all yours by 1 tonight. 00:17:46.385 --> 00:17:48.545 align:center Okay, bye, my peach and two plums. 00:17:48.625 --> 00:17:50.225 align:center Bye, my fruit and two nuts. 00:17:53.385 --> 00:17:56.145 align:center How do they call each other these weird names? 00:17:56.785 --> 00:17:59.945 align:center Sir, done. The jacuzzi's repaired. Please make a transfer of 1500 00:18:00.025 --> 00:18:00.825 align:center right away. 00:18:01.345 --> 00:18:02.145 align:center Sure. 00:18:02.225 --> 00:18:04.945 align:center Would you like to have a drink in the jacuzzi? 00:18:07.025 --> 00:18:10.585 align:center Now, there's just you, me and Cabernet Sauvignon. 00:18:11.625 --> 00:18:12.425 align:center Who's that? 00:18:13.105 --> 00:18:16.265 align:center No, no, no, no, no. I've agreed to having a drink with just you in the 00:18:16.345 --> 00:18:17.145 align:center jacuzzi. 00:18:17.225 --> 00:18:19.865 align:center No, no, no, no. This, this is it. See? Cabernet Sauvignon. 00:18:19.945 --> 00:18:21.945 align:center Oh, this? The expensive red stuff. 00:18:23.785 --> 00:18:25.505 align:center - This will do. - So, shall we? 00:18:26.985 --> 00:18:30.065 align:center First get me some clothes. I can't be in my uniform. 00:18:31.145 --> 00:18:31.945 align:center Okay. 00:18:37.345 --> 00:18:38.145 align:center Wow! 00:18:41.145 --> 00:18:42.025 align:center Aunty Rajni! 00:19:08.385 --> 00:19:09.225 align:center Cheers to you. 00:19:10.625 --> 00:19:12.345 align:center You look lovely, Aunty Rajni. 00:19:13.305 --> 00:19:15.505 align:center Which character are you dressed as? 00:19:16.705 --> 00:19:19.025 align:center - Gangubai Kathiawadi. - From which film? 00:19:20.105 --> 00:19:21.305 align:center Gangubai Kathiawadi. 00:19:22.385 --> 00:19:23.865 align:center Hutoxi, same, huh. 00:19:25.225 --> 00:19:26.025 align:center I said-- 00:19:26.105 --> 00:19:29.145 align:center Listen. She's dressed as Gangubai Kathiawadi from the film Gangubai 00:19:29.225 --> 00:19:30.905 align:center - Kathiawadi, Twinkle. - Hmm. 00:19:30.985 --> 00:19:33.025 align:center - End of discussion. - Oh. 00:19:33.105 --> 00:19:36.425 align:center By the way Aunty, why did it take you so long to get here? 00:19:36.505 --> 00:19:39.585 align:center And what are you carrying in such a big bag? 00:19:39.665 --> 00:19:42.585 align:center Oh, this, I had to buy some anti-depressants and some cough syrup 00:19:42.665 --> 00:19:44.945 align:center for him so I had to stop on the way. 00:19:45.025 --> 00:19:45.945 align:center Cough syrup? 00:19:46.745 --> 00:19:47.785 align:center Just give it here. 00:19:47.865 --> 00:19:51.265 align:center You know, we had this junkie in our dance group who used to mix whiskey with 00:19:51.345 --> 00:19:52.465 align:center cough syrup and drink it. 00:19:52.545 --> 00:19:54.145 align:center - To get a high. - Really? 00:19:54.225 --> 00:19:55.025 align:center Yeah. 00:19:55.105 --> 00:19:57.465 align:center Why? Why? Did nobody say hi to that guy? 00:19:58.145 --> 00:20:01.025 align:center High, my love, intoxication, my genius Oberoi. 00:20:02.025 --> 00:20:03.625 align:center - Okay. - Aunty, come on. 00:20:03.705 --> 00:20:06.185 align:center - Yeah, yeah. Come on. Have it. - Uh, later. 00:20:06.705 --> 00:20:07.505 align:center I need to go. 00:20:07.585 --> 00:20:09.425 align:center But, Aunty, you just got here. 00:20:09.905 --> 00:20:11.145 align:center Bathroom, Twinkle. 00:20:12.385 --> 00:20:14.385 align:center Come on. I'll come with you. Come. 00:20:15.385 --> 00:20:18.425 align:center And, how was your first night? After the divorce? 00:20:18.905 --> 00:20:23.305 align:center Now what can I say. The AC started leaking. And the water kept drip, drip, 00:20:23.385 --> 00:20:25.745 align:center drip, dripping all night. 00:20:25.825 --> 00:20:27.785 align:center Oh, no. So, you couldn't sleep all night? 00:20:27.865 --> 00:20:28.665 align:center Yeah. 00:20:28.745 --> 00:20:31.985 align:center I slept so well. It was so nice. I slept like a baby. 00:20:32.065 --> 00:20:33.105 align:center Huh? 00:20:33.185 --> 00:20:37.385 align:center It almost felt like a lullaby, drip-drip-drip-drip! 00:20:37.465 --> 00:20:39.145 align:center "Drip-drip-drip" lullaby? 00:20:39.225 --> 00:20:41.905 align:center Yeah. It's better than his snoring, isn't it? 00:20:48.865 --> 00:20:50.065 align:center - Actually. - Yeah. 00:20:50.545 --> 00:20:55.265 align:center After a few years of marriage, there's no company better than your own company. 00:20:56.825 --> 00:20:57.625 align:center I don't know. 00:20:58.505 --> 00:20:59.305 align:center Cheers. 00:20:59.385 --> 00:21:02.625 align:center What's with all the, 'cheers?' This is all sweet stuff. 00:21:03.145 --> 00:21:05.025 align:center Don't you have anything stronger? 00:21:05.105 --> 00:21:08.425 align:center Something like Old Monk or something? Just to warm us up. 00:21:08.505 --> 00:21:10.025 align:center I'll get that for you later. 00:21:10.105 --> 00:21:13.945 align:center Yeah. Until then should I just call my uncle to come over here? 00:21:14.025 --> 00:21:14.825 align:center Your Uncle? 00:21:14.905 --> 00:21:17.705 align:center Yeah, he's an astrologer. He'll tell us an auspicious time to get into 00:21:17.785 --> 00:21:18.585 align:center the jacuzzi. 00:21:46.785 --> 00:21:49.465 align:center - Hutoxi! - Alright. Music off! 00:21:51.265 --> 00:21:52.065 align:center Music off! 00:21:53.625 --> 00:21:54.425 align:center Who are you? 00:21:54.985 --> 00:21:55.785 align:center Police. 00:21:56.425 --> 00:21:57.225 align:center Which police? 00:21:58.265 --> 00:21:59.825 align:center Bajirao from Singham? 00:21:59.905 --> 00:22:02.145 align:center Or are you, Chulbul Pandey? 00:22:03.385 --> 00:22:04.825 align:center We are the real police. 00:22:04.905 --> 00:22:08.145 align:center No, no, no, no, no, no. Then you can't enter this area. 00:22:08.225 --> 00:22:10.825 align:center You see us? Only bollywood characters are allowed. 00:22:10.905 --> 00:22:12.385 align:center Go dress up as something. 00:22:12.865 --> 00:22:13.905 align:center Hey, Pythagoras! 00:22:14.825 --> 00:22:16.665 align:center They're here to raid the place. 00:22:16.745 --> 00:22:19.505 align:center On what grounds? This is a legit party. 00:22:19.585 --> 00:22:20.585 align:center Correct. 00:22:20.665 --> 00:22:22.385 align:center Hey you! Sir received a tip. 00:22:22.465 --> 00:22:24.585 align:center - So, he's a server? - Hey! 00:22:25.625 --> 00:22:27.385 align:center Still the costume's not right. 00:22:27.465 --> 00:22:31.345 align:center They're not talking about that tip. Can you shut up for a minute? 00:22:31.425 --> 00:22:32.465 align:center - Come here. - Sure. 00:22:32.545 --> 00:22:33.905 align:center - Now! - Come. 00:22:33.985 --> 00:22:35.265 align:center - Come. - Coming. 00:22:35.345 --> 00:22:36.265 align:center Hey! 00:22:37.745 --> 00:22:41.225 align:center So, tell me something, why have you all brought so many controlled substances 00:22:41.305 --> 00:22:42.745 align:center here? Huh? 00:22:44.305 --> 00:22:48.105 align:center Hey, one second, hang on. I agree that these are prescription drugs. 00:22:48.185 --> 00:22:48.985 align:center Hmm. 00:22:49.065 --> 00:22:51.545 align:center But do you actually have a written permission from a judicial magistrate? 00:22:51.625 --> 00:22:56.185 align:center Tell me, tell me. Do you have proof that any of us have tried to sell these drugs? 00:22:56.265 --> 00:22:57.745 align:center Tell me? Tell me, tell me? 00:22:57.825 --> 00:23:00.865 align:center No, first I need proof that you are a real police officer. 00:23:00.945 --> 00:23:02.105 align:center Seriously? 00:23:02.185 --> 00:23:02.985 align:center Hmm. 00:23:09.345 --> 00:23:11.785 align:center Anybody can get a fake gun like this one. 00:23:12.265 --> 00:23:13.385 align:center - Hey! - No! Twinkle! 00:23:13.465 --> 00:23:16.865 align:center - G-give that gun back to me. - Give that gun back to me. 00:23:16.945 --> 00:23:19.905 align:center I'm a gangster's daughter. I know it's a fake gun. 00:23:21.025 --> 00:23:21.825 align:center Hey! 00:23:23.305 --> 00:23:24.105 align:center Give it back! 00:23:25.065 --> 00:23:27.305 align:center Priyanka, this fake gun fires bullets. 00:23:28.265 --> 00:23:29.145 align:center What progress! 00:23:29.625 --> 00:23:31.945 align:center Arrest them! For obstructing justice. 00:23:32.025 --> 00:23:33.065 align:center Just a minute. 00:23:33.145 --> 00:23:34.305 align:center Excuse me! 00:23:34.385 --> 00:23:36.745 align:center According to the Indian public security code, 00:23:36.825 --> 00:23:40.265 align:center after sunset, you don't have the right to arrest any lady. 00:23:41.185 --> 00:23:41.985 align:center One moment! 00:23:43.065 --> 00:23:45.145 align:center The time is still 6:54 pm, Kiran. 00:23:45.625 --> 00:23:46.625 align:center So? 00:23:46.705 --> 00:23:47.505 align:center - So? - So? 00:23:47.585 --> 00:23:49.305 align:center Today's sunset is at 6:56 pm. 00:23:50.665 --> 00:23:53.785 align:center You still have two minutes. You can arrest us if you want. 00:23:53.865 --> 00:23:54.785 align:center Thank you so much. 00:23:54.865 --> 00:23:55.745 align:center Don't mention it. 00:23:55.825 --> 00:23:58.065 align:center Let's go. Take them all to the police station. 00:23:58.145 --> 00:23:59.345 align:center So let's get started.