WEBVTT 00:13.145 --> 00:16.265 Dharmendra, what's with all this jingling? We're in court. You should 00:16.345 --> 00:17.705 have at least removed the anklets. 00:17.785 --> 00:20.985 Listen, I need to go back to my shoot, removing them takes ten minutes, 00:21.065 --> 00:22.865 wearing them takes twenty. Come on now, how does it matter? 00:22.945 --> 00:27.025 - Excuse me, where's family court number 7? - Straight down ahead, sir. 00:34.425 --> 00:37.825 Dharmishatha, Karan! Come, come. Come on, come on, this way. 00:37.905 --> 00:39.505 - Yes. - Let's go, madam! 00:39.585 --> 00:41.385 Stop it. We're in a courtroom. 00:42.025 --> 00:45.065 - Pleasure meeting you. - Say, hello. Hello! 00:45.545 --> 00:47.865 - Hello. - Uh, please have a seat. 00:47.945 --> 00:49.185 - Sit down. - Let's go! 00:49.265 --> 00:50.265 Not here? Go there? 00:50.345 --> 00:52.505 - Come here. Sit with us. - Here, here. 00:52.585 --> 00:54.945 These are Mr. Kuku merchant's medical reports. 00:55.025 --> 00:56.345 Proceed with the case. 00:58.465 --> 00:59.305 My Lord. 00:59.785 --> 01:02.065 Mr. Merchant was a commercial pilot. 01:02.145 --> 01:05.745 And he was fired from his job due to his drinking problem. 01:05.825 --> 01:09.145 The flight going to Bangalore was landed in Mangalore by him. 01:09.225 --> 01:10.665 Hey, Mandar, keep quiet! 01:12.145 --> 01:13.345 Anuj, say objection. 01:14.345 --> 01:16.265 - Aunty? - Objection, my Lord! 01:16.345 --> 01:17.225 On what grounds? 01:17.305 --> 01:19.625 How would I know? Ask your client. 01:19.705 --> 01:21.745 Why did you mention the drinking? 01:21.825 --> 01:25.705 Uh, look my Lord, my lawyer seems to be blabbering. My husband Kuku used 01:25.785 --> 01:26.585 to drink, but 01:26.665 --> 01:29.465 now he doesn't have more than a couple of pegs. 01:29.545 --> 01:32.505 Although I sometimes say that, I will have one or two but end up having 4 01:32.585 --> 01:34.865 or 5. But he is always very restrained. 01:34.945 --> 01:38.945 No, but even after 4-5 drinks, she's never passed out. 01:40.105 --> 01:41.745 Look at their love, my Lord. 01:41.825 --> 01:43.705 Mrs. Merchant is angry, thus the divorce-- 01:43.785 --> 01:44.985 Angry about what? 01:45.065 --> 01:46.585 Huh, angry about what? 01:46.665 --> 01:48.425 He was the one who used to get angry. 01:48.505 --> 01:51.985 Poor old Aunty Rajni, just to survive she used to go door to door selling sarees. 01:52.065 --> 01:54.785 - Even then he was-- - Anuj, say objection again! 01:54.865 --> 01:55.785 Objection, my Lord! 01:55.865 --> 01:57.825 - Mandar is lying. Can't you see how - I-- 01:57.905 --> 01:58.905 useless my lawyer is? 01:58.985 --> 02:02.145 Yeah. She used to sell sarees door to door. Meaning, "Get your sarees. 02:02.225 --> 02:04.705 Buy your sarees!" 02:06.025 --> 02:07.825 Not like those street hawkers. 02:08.665 --> 02:10.465 My Lord, I'm a saree designer. 02:11.305 --> 02:14.265 And he has always been very supportive of my work. 02:14.745 --> 02:17.545 Only when I didn't eat on time he used to get very angry. 02:17.625 --> 02:20.345 You've never forgotten to give me food on time. 02:20.425 --> 02:22.265 Because you're on such heavy medication. 02:22.345 --> 02:25.985 So is your bag full of sarees not heavy at all? Try lifting it, my Lord. 02:26.065 --> 02:26.865 Excuse me? 02:28.945 --> 02:29.745 My Lord! 02:30.665 --> 02:34.785 He has actually never stopped me or pulled me down like a typical man. 02:36.625 --> 02:38.705 You know, he is not that kind of a, 02:39.585 --> 02:40.745 what do you call it, uh, 02:40.825 --> 02:43.905 Freddy, what's the name of that famous pizza outlet? 02:44.505 --> 02:48.465 Pizza company, ah, yeah, dominating. Dominating, my Lord. 02:48.545 --> 02:49.345 Yeah, yeah. 02:50.345 --> 02:52.345 He is, he is not a dominating man. 02:54.305 --> 02:55.625 I hope you understand? 02:55.705 --> 02:58.585 Yeah, yeah. I get it. I get my pizzas from there as well but tell me 02:58.665 --> 03:00.985 something, why do you want the divorce? 03:02.265 --> 03:04.265 I'll definitely get a divorce. 03:04.345 --> 03:08.345 - Can't I live a little for myself? - Can't I live a little for myself? 03:08.425 --> 03:11.705 Yeah, we all know that but you need to give this court a reason, please. 03:11.785 --> 03:12.585 My Lord, 03:13.105 --> 03:17.465 consciously or unconsciously I became more of a mother to him than a wife. 03:21.505 --> 03:24.105 Actually it's not the responsibilities. 03:25.225 --> 03:27.705 I just want a divorce from the commitment. 03:31.065 --> 03:33.105 And Mr. Merchant. What about you? 03:33.185 --> 03:36.265 I never wanted a divorce. That's why I filed a case. 03:42.225 --> 03:43.465 Listen, Minmini. 03:44.545 --> 03:48.345 If you want a divorce, then get a divorce from the responsibilities. 03:48.425 --> 03:50.465 Why do you want it from the commitment? 03:50.545 --> 03:54.065 Just give me a divorce and then we can sit and decide who want's a divorce 03:54.145 --> 03:55.105 from what. 03:57.225 --> 03:58.025 Hey. 03:59.545 --> 04:00.905 Just give me a divorce. 04:02.945 --> 04:03.745 Please. 04:04.465 --> 04:05.265 Alright. 04:06.065 --> 04:06.865 My Lord, 04:08.265 --> 04:11.465 grant us a divorce. Let's go. Give us a good one, okay? 04:11.545 --> 04:14.945 What do you mean, give you a good one? I don't keep a variety of divorces in 04:15.025 --> 04:17.185 my pocket like that. Little, large, short, long, broad. What do you mean, 04:17.265 --> 04:18.465 give you a good one? 04:24.785 --> 04:28.705 Okay, Mrs. and Mr. Merchant, both of you meet your respective lawyers. 04:28.785 --> 04:30.465 The divorce will be granted! 04:30.545 --> 04:33.225 Only when we learn how to live for ourselves, 04:34.425 --> 04:36.985 can we happily live for the people we love. 04:40.985 --> 04:42.745 But what's the point, Hutoxi? 04:42.825 --> 04:47.025 What was the hypothesis behind Rajni's apparently contrived, 04:47.105 --> 04:49.265 seemingly counterfeit vindication? 04:50.105 --> 04:50.905 What did she say? 04:50.985 --> 04:53.545 I think she's asking where the bathroom is. 04:54.265 --> 04:55.065 Listen, madam. 04:55.145 --> 04:58.745 You know you should speak simpler English. You speak such good English I 04:58.825 --> 05:00.865 feel I need to go back to school. 05:01.625 --> 05:04.745 Sir, I believe what Nusrat wants to know is why would Aunty Rajni 05:04.825 --> 05:06.705 go for such a strange divorce? 05:07.265 --> 05:10.225 Aunty Rajni just wanted a fresh start to her life. 05:10.705 --> 05:13.745 She just wanted a man who would be a little romantic. 05:13.825 --> 05:15.865 Sweet nothings, coffee dates. 05:16.465 --> 05:17.265 You understand? 05:17.345 --> 05:21.025 But madam, you see if Mrs. Rajni did want romance at this age, 05:21.825 --> 05:26.505 then there are dating apps for senior citizens nowadays, like there's "Grumble" 05:26.585 --> 05:31.185 or 'Rheumantic' or so many more now. What's the point of getting a divorce? 05:31.265 --> 05:35.705 While still being in a marriage? Dating apps? Have you lost your mind? 05:35.785 --> 05:39.065 You know, that would be called an extra marital affair, stupid man. 05:39.145 --> 05:40.385 What brutal honesty. 05:41.505 --> 05:43.425 And look at my ex-husband, 05:43.505 --> 05:45.865 he used to flirt right in front of me. 05:45.945 --> 05:47.745 And that too with my boyfriend's sister. 05:47.825 --> 05:50.505 Husband? Boyfriend? I'm just curious. 05:50.985 --> 05:53.705 Were you having an affair after your marriage? 05:54.345 --> 05:58.265 It was my cheating husband who had an affair after we got married. 05:58.345 --> 05:59.145 Oh, I get it. 05:59.225 --> 06:02.545 My affair had been going on since before we were married. 06:02.625 --> 06:05.065 You just keep reading Hutoxi. Dimwits. 06:05.145 --> 06:08.785 So right after the divorce, all the other couples started focusing on their own 06:08.865 --> 06:10.105 marriages again. 06:10.625 --> 06:12.025 Especially the boys! 06:12.505 --> 06:14.545 You see? They got divorced! 06:15.585 --> 06:19.625 Uncle Kuku and aunty Rajni's divorce is a wake up call for all of us. 06:19.705 --> 06:21.905 But the reason behind the divorce isn't what we're thinking-- 06:21.985 --> 06:24.385 The reason could be anything, Dharmendra. 06:24.465 --> 06:28.585 But if you want a different outcome for your own marriage, then pay attention. 06:28.665 --> 06:31.625 Hey, you must have already started getting rid of all those innumerable 06:31.705 --> 06:33.305 affairs of yours, isn't it? 06:34.585 --> 06:38.065 Yeah, he'd better because at the age of 70 these 15-20 affairs he's had, they 06:38.145 --> 06:39.825 would have become aunties by then. 06:39.905 --> 06:40.705 Hmm. 06:40.785 --> 06:44.105 Then they'll come looking for him. Where is he. Where is he? Hey, there. 06:44.185 --> 06:46.385 "Chikudi-Mikudi, Bathroom, Leakudi!" 06:46.465 --> 06:48.945 Listen, son. So we all want a divorce now. 06:53.745 --> 06:56.625 - Hey, why are you all laughing, huh? - What else should we do? 06:56.705 --> 06:58.865 I just flirt with them. It's harmless. 06:58.945 --> 07:02.465 That too in his head, otherwise he is the biggest coward in this world. 07:02.545 --> 07:05.265 - Tell me something, when was the last - Huh? 07:05.345 --> 07:08.505 Daily! The moment I wake up every morning I just say it at the top 07:08.585 --> 07:10.345 of my voice, 'I Love you!" 07:11.425 --> 07:12.225 To my Mamma. 07:12.945 --> 07:16.345 And I also tell Mamma that whenever she sees Hutoxi, just go and tell her, 07:16.425 --> 07:17.465 that I love her! 07:17.985 --> 07:19.065 And she does that? 07:19.145 --> 07:20.105 Have you gone crazy? 07:20.185 --> 07:24.385 By the way. I did try to say I love you to Priyanka on our anniversary. 07:25.425 --> 07:26.265 But then, 07:26.345 --> 07:27.305 Priyanka? 07:30.705 --> 07:33.105 - Priyanka, I, - I? 07:33.585 --> 07:36.705 I'm going crazy. She's still not come. Stop mumbling. 07:36.785 --> 07:39.825 - Tilottama! - Oh, my candles. 07:42.145 --> 07:42.945 Priyanka! 07:45.905 --> 07:47.985 I just want to tell you, 07:48.065 --> 07:51.585 No problem, I get it. You didn't book the restaurant for tonight? I knew you'd 07:51.665 --> 07:54.185 forget so I've already booked it. And wait. 07:54.265 --> 07:55.065 No, I did. 07:55.145 --> 07:57.665 Here's your gift. A digital weighing scale. Gift wrap it. 07:57.745 --> 08:01.025 And where's my gift? The air fryer? So that I can make those low calorie, 08:01.105 --> 08:04.425 healthy, pathetic air-fried cutlets and air-fried chips for you? Huh? And, 08:04.505 --> 08:07.545 please. Just for one day, please don't look for calories on the wine 08:07.625 --> 08:10.225 - bottle. I'll be back in a minute. Wait. - No, Your gift. 08:10.305 --> 08:11.545 No, I don't even like those. 08:11.625 --> 08:13.665 No, is that what you think? Pri-Priya-Priyanka! 08:13.745 --> 08:17.265 This is the world wine calorie chart! Just learn the whole thing. Here. 08:17.345 --> 08:19.385 Oh, this, I already memorized it. 08:20.345 --> 08:22.185 - Priyanka, I-- - Priyanka madam! 08:22.665 --> 08:26.225 Finally. Finally she is here. Tilottama, where on earth were you? Tell me, tell 08:26.305 --> 08:27.105 me? 08:28.305 --> 08:29.105 Actu-- 08:29.185 --> 08:32.225 Who'll take the garbage out? It's our anniversary today. 08:32.305 --> 08:34.305 I have to go out with my husband and I'm here waiting for you. 08:34.385 --> 08:35.905 Now go. Come on, come on. Take the 08:35.985 --> 08:37.865 - garbage out, go! Driver, please get - "I…" 08:37.945 --> 08:38.745 the car out! 08:39.745 --> 08:41.705 She's gone. Priyanka left. Alone. 08:42.825 --> 08:44.425 - Hey! - Listen! Hey! 08:44.505 --> 08:47.425 - Don't laugh, guys! - Just an "I love you" isn't enough, 08:47.505 --> 08:51.345 - You should all think like Twinkle and me. - Add romance. Novelty. 08:51.825 --> 08:55.025 - Tell me how? - I've been using candles these days. 08:56.425 --> 08:58.385 Candles? Are they safe? 08:59.745 --> 09:01.145 No I mean what if you get hurt? 09:01.225 --> 09:03.425 - You… - He lights those candles. 09:03.505 --> 09:05.905 A burning candle? That sounds even more dangerous. 09:05.985 --> 09:06.785 Idiot! 09:06.865 --> 09:10.825 Scented candles. He lights them in the room because that's romantic. 09:10.905 --> 09:11.705 Okay, 09:11.785 --> 09:16.025 Guys, pamper your lover. Indulge your wife! Moscato wine, massages. 09:17.345 --> 09:20.545 Do you see how our wives notice every little thing about us? 09:20.625 --> 09:24.425 Have you all tried to notice the little things about your wives? 09:31.305 --> 09:32.105 Hi, Freddy! 09:33.585 --> 09:34.745 Notice any change? 09:38.865 --> 09:42.385 So beautiful, darling! You changed the piano cover, right? 09:43.865 --> 09:44.785 Very nice! 09:45.265 --> 09:46.105 A little left! 09:48.025 --> 09:49.625 The change is on my face! 09:49.705 --> 09:51.105 Did you notice my hair? 09:51.185 --> 09:52.185 Oh, ofcourse. 09:52.745 --> 09:55.705 You got rid of the hair on your left cheek, isn't it? 09:55.785 --> 09:58.385 That's why I was wondering where's my razor. 09:58.945 --> 10:00.705 The hair on my head, Freddy, 10:00.785 --> 10:03.265 I got it, I got it cut a whole two inches. 10:04.265 --> 10:06.585 Faridoon. Notice any change? 10:07.065 --> 10:10.065 Mamma! You changed the parting of the hair, right? 10:11.145 --> 10:15.145 Left side parting. Like my favorite actress. Looks amazing on her. 10:28.225 --> 10:29.025 Guys. 10:29.785 --> 10:30.625 Follow me. 10:30.705 --> 10:31.505 Follow the leader! 10:31.585 --> 10:32.785 Yeah! Yeah, come on. 10:37.385 --> 10:39.145 If you guys don't do anything now, 10:39.225 --> 10:42.505 then just like Aunty Rajni, you all will have to start looking for a 10:42.585 --> 10:43.505 divorce lawyer. 10:54.625 --> 10:57.145 Aunty. Can you please sign it now? 11:00.545 --> 11:01.705 Uh, after, 11:02.425 --> 11:03.505 after the divorce, 11:04.385 --> 11:06.105 what's my surname going to be? 11:06.185 --> 11:09.505 Same surname. My mother ran away with the guy who used to clean our car 11:09.585 --> 11:13.865 and divorced daddy. But daddy's surname remained the same, Ravjiani! 11:13.945 --> 11:17.625 Twinkle, imagine if you and Micky Oberoi get divorced, then will your surname 11:17.705 --> 11:18.585 remain the same? 11:18.665 --> 11:19.905 Yeah, same, Ravjiani! 11:21.305 --> 11:25.665 You tell me, why would my daddy's surname change if I get a divorce. 11:25.745 --> 11:32.065 Listen, Archimedes Oberoi! Will your surname be the same after your divorce? 11:32.145 --> 11:33.105 Yeah, same. 11:34.025 --> 11:34.825 Ravjiani! 11:35.865 --> 11:38.865 So after my divorce, my surname will go back to my daddy's surname, 11:38.945 --> 11:39.745 Ravjiani! 11:39.825 --> 11:43.105 Exactly. So after the divorce Aunty Rajni's surname will also go back 11:43.185 --> 11:45.185 to the dad's surname, right? 11:45.265 --> 11:46.945 Ravjiani? My dad's surname? 11:48.665 --> 11:51.265 Her Dad! Her Dad's surname, scholar! 11:52.145 --> 11:55.825 Just stop it. Why are you all yelling. I'm signing it now. 11:55.905 --> 11:56.945 Please. 11:57.585 --> 11:58.385 Rajni, 11:59.265 --> 12:00.065 Ma… 12:01.465 --> 12:02.705 Has Kuku signed it? 12:02.785 --> 12:04.905 He signed it, happily. Look at this. 12:05.465 --> 12:07.265 He's gone out of town already. 12:07.745 --> 12:10.465 With a friend, over night, to take a load off. 12:11.265 --> 12:14.265 - Which friend? - It was a double double name. 12:15.145 --> 12:17.025 - Lolo, - Kumkum! 12:17.665 --> 12:18.825 Mimi! Toto? 12:18.905 --> 12:20.945 - What's that? - Never mind. 12:21.025 --> 12:22.145 Tintin? Chunchun? 12:22.985 --> 12:23.905 Munmun, Munmun! 12:25.145 --> 12:26.345 It has to be Munmun. 12:27.745 --> 12:28.545 Hmm. 12:28.625 --> 12:31.305 What do they say? A wolf in sheep's clothing. 12:32.385 --> 12:33.825 I'll sign it right away. 12:34.985 --> 12:36.025 No Merchant. 12:37.225 --> 12:38.025 Desai. 12:39.385 --> 12:43.225 He doesn't have any early dementia or anything. He just wanted an excuse to 12:43.305 --> 12:44.105 leave me. 12:44.185 --> 12:47.185 Just forget about it Rajni. You're not like Hutoxi. 12:48.225 --> 12:50.985 That your husband would want to get rid of you. 12:51.065 --> 12:53.425 Yeah, and you're not like Mamma either, who would defame her own 12:53.505 --> 12:56.025 - husband to separate from him. - Hey, shut up! 12:56.105 --> 12:57.705 When did I defame that man? 12:58.465 --> 13:01.785 In your annulment application, Mummy. Have you forgotten? 13:01.865 --> 13:06.465 So she had accused my father that he had flung utensils at her and attacked her. 13:06.545 --> 13:10.105 Yeah, so your father did. He hit me with such a massive stainless steel cup, 13:10.185 --> 13:11.065 what about that? 13:11.145 --> 13:12.825 That was a paper cup. 13:13.545 --> 13:17.065 Yeah, I got the material of the cup a little here or there. 13:17.145 --> 13:19.505 But then violence is violence. 13:20.425 --> 13:24.265 And later didn't you attack him with a knife and slash his wrist? 13:25.545 --> 13:26.825 He told me to do it. 13:26.905 --> 13:27.825 He said that? 13:28.305 --> 13:31.985 Yeah. You know, Rajni, he kept his hand like this. 13:32.065 --> 13:36.185 And he said, Gulshan, if you really have the guts, then let's see you stab me 13:36.265 --> 13:37.505 with that knife. 13:37.585 --> 13:41.265 And I had plenty of guts. So I stabbed him with the knife. 13:41.825 --> 13:44.105 So, how is that my fault now? Crazy. 13:45.385 --> 13:48.305 And thus the pot calls the kettle black. 13:48.905 --> 13:51.905 You see this? This girl is calling me a pot now. 13:51.985 --> 13:55.145 Why don't you do me a favor. Get some poison. 13:56.465 --> 13:57.705 And have it yourself. 13:59.265 --> 14:01.025 Stop laughing, you dumb head. 14:01.105 --> 14:02.945 Hey, she's just joking, man! 14:03.025 --> 14:09.585 So, Rajni. You're a free bird now. Go, enjoy. Live your life. Shake a leg. 14:09.665 --> 14:11.385 - Yes! Cheers! - Cheers! 14:11.945 --> 14:13.745 Oh, yes! Guys, guys. 14:13.825 --> 14:17.625 See this is our first divorce. So tomorrow, a sundowner party. 14:17.705 --> 14:21.025 At daddy's illegal bistro 6 to 12. Girl's night out. 14:21.545 --> 14:24.985 And the theme will be Bollywood costume party? What say? 14:58.145 --> 15:00.265 Sir, are you sure the tip is correct? 15:00.345 --> 15:03.145 Confirmed. There are drugs being smuggled here. 15:04.025 --> 15:07.065 - We all are looking so stunning. - Yeah, aren't we? 15:07.145 --> 15:09.425 And you, sexy Hutoxi! 15:11.545 --> 15:13.425 - Who are you dressed as? - Chameli. 15:13.505 --> 15:15.505 - And from which film? - Chameli! 15:16.425 --> 15:19.625 No, I understand that's the character. But which film? 15:20.465 --> 15:21.265 Chameli. 15:23.705 --> 15:25.705 Let me explain. Like I am, 15:25.785 --> 15:28.625 - Hmm? - Booby. I'm Bobby from the movie Bobby, 15:28.705 --> 15:29.505 - hmm? - Hmm. 15:29.585 --> 15:30.385 Hmm. 15:30.465 --> 15:32.905 So which film are you dressed as Chameli from? 15:32.985 --> 15:36.065 Oh God! I'm dressed as Chameli from the movie Chameli, Twinkle. 15:36.145 --> 15:38.345 Oh, why didn't you say that. And you? 15:39.625 --> 15:43.225 Madhuri, from Devdas, Chandramukhi. 15:43.705 --> 15:45.465 Oh, Chandramukhi reminds me that 15:45.545 --> 15:49.585 our army killed four terrorists, just like that. 15:49.665 --> 15:52.345 But how does Chandramukhi remind you of that? 15:52.425 --> 15:53.385 Looks that kill. 15:54.065 --> 15:54.985 Nice one, Kiran. 15:55.065 --> 15:55.865 Right? 15:55.945 --> 15:59.105 Okay, guys, enough, but where is Aunty Rajni, the one we have arranged 15:59.185 --> 16:00.105 this party for? 16:05.225 --> 16:06.225 Has someone died? 16:06.305 --> 16:09.625 No one's dead, I'm going for a Bollywood costume party. 16:09.705 --> 16:11.825 Did you take your load off then? 16:11.905 --> 16:13.465 With, uh, that Munmun? 16:14.265 --> 16:15.065 Who's Munmun? 16:16.305 --> 16:18.185 Oh, the one with an amazing body? 16:18.265 --> 16:19.825 38, 32, 30. 16:19.905 --> 16:24.225 Yeah. Yeah. You remember her measurements but you can't remember my name. 16:25.145 --> 16:26.745 Munmun has gone to Kolkata. 16:30.105 --> 16:33.185 So, do you want to tell me which double named girl did you go with to 16:33.265 --> 16:35.025 - take the load off. - Me? 16:35.105 --> 16:35.905 Yeah. 16:36.585 --> 16:39.945 Nikhilesh's friend K.K, He had taken me out of town. 16:40.545 --> 16:41.585 Oh, okay. 16:42.065 --> 16:43.105 To attend a class. 16:43.185 --> 16:44.145 Which class? 16:45.025 --> 16:47.585 Where you close your nostril. Anila, Bimla. Anila, Bimla. 16:47.665 --> 16:49.505 "Anulom-Vilom, Anulom-Vilom." Yoga, yoga. 16:49.585 --> 16:50.665 Yes. Anulom-Vilom. 16:53.705 --> 16:54.625 Stand up. 16:55.545 --> 16:56.625 Come on, stand up. 16:59.545 --> 17:00.385 You look nice. 17:02.985 --> 17:03.785 Finally. 17:04.425 --> 17:05.225 Yeah. 17:06.225 --> 17:10.665 I've made some donuts for you. Heat them up in the microwave and have them. 17:10.745 --> 17:11.785 Listen, Rajni. 17:18.105 --> 17:20.465 What do I do until you come back, Reeta? 17:23.065 --> 17:24.825 Twinkle has given me an amazing Idea. 17:24.905 --> 17:25.865 Really? 17:25.945 --> 17:28.225 - Bye, Twinkle ma'am. - Bye. 17:28.305 --> 17:30.545 - Bye, Twinkle ma'am! - Cheese Shashlik? 17:31.705 --> 17:34.625 How will she eat it through the phone, you idiot? 17:34.705 --> 17:35.665 Good night! 17:35.745 --> 17:36.545 Good night! 17:37.625 --> 17:38.425 My love! 17:38.985 --> 17:42.225 I've sent all of them away. But Minnie Mouse, please come home as soon as 17:42.305 --> 17:43.145 you can. 17:44.065 --> 17:45.905 I'll be all yours by 1 tonight. 17:46.385 --> 17:48.545 Okay, bye, my peach and two plums. 17:48.625 --> 17:50.225 Bye, my fruit and two nuts. 17:53.385 --> 17:56.145 How do they call each other these weird names? 17:56.785 --> 17:59.945 Sir, done. The jacuzzi's repaired. Please make a transfer of 1500 18:00.025 --> 18:00.825 right away. 18:01.345 --> 18:02.145 Sure. 18:02.225 --> 18:04.945 Would you like to have a drink in the jacuzzi? 18:07.025 --> 18:10.585 Now, there's just you, me and Cabernet Sauvignon. 18:11.625 --> 18:12.425 Who's that? 18:13.105 --> 18:16.265 No, no, no, no, no. I've agreed to having a drink with just you in the 18:16.345 --> 18:17.145 jacuzzi. 18:17.225 --> 18:19.865 No, no, no, no. This, this is it. See? Cabernet Sauvignon. 18:19.945 --> 18:21.945 Oh, this? The expensive red stuff. 18:23.785 --> 18:25.505 - This will do. - So, shall we? 18:26.985 --> 18:30.065 First get me some clothes. I can't be in my uniform. 18:31.145 --> 18:31.945 Okay. 18:37.345 --> 18:38.145 Wow! 18:41.145 --> 18:42.025 Aunty Rajni! 19:08.385 --> 19:09.225 Cheers to you. 19:10.625 --> 19:12.345 You look lovely, Aunty Rajni. 19:13.305 --> 19:15.505 Which character are you dressed as? 19:16.705 --> 19:19.025 - Gangubai Kathiawadi. - From which film? 19:20.105 --> 19:21.305 Gangubai Kathiawadi. 19:22.385 --> 19:23.865 Hutoxi, same, huh. 19:25.225 --> 19:26.025 I said-- 19:26.105 --> 19:29.145 Listen. She's dressed as Gangubai Kathiawadi from the film Gangubai 19:29.225 --> 19:30.905 - Kathiawadi, Twinkle. - Hmm. 19:30.985 --> 19:33.025 - End of discussion. - Oh. 19:33.105 --> 19:36.425 By the way Aunty, why did it take you so long to get here? 19:36.505 --> 19:39.585 And what are you carrying in such a big bag? 19:39.665 --> 19:42.585 Oh, this, I had to buy some anti-depressants and some cough syrup 19:42.665 --> 19:44.945 for him so I had to stop on the way. 19:45.025 --> 19:45.945 Cough syrup? 19:46.745 --> 19:47.785 Just give it here. 19:47.865 --> 19:51.265 You know, we had this junkie in our dance group who used to mix whiskey with 19:51.345 --> 19:52.465 cough syrup and drink it. 19:52.545 --> 19:54.145 - To get a high. - Really? 19:54.225 --> 19:55.025 Yeah. 19:55.105 --> 19:57.465 Why? Why? Did nobody say hi to that guy? 19:58.145 --> 20:01.025 High, my love, intoxication, my genius Oberoi. 20:02.025 --> 20:03.625 - Okay. - Aunty, come on. 20:03.705 --> 20:06.185 - Yeah, yeah. Come on. Have it. - Uh, later. 20:06.705 --> 20:07.505 I need to go. 20:07.585 --> 20:09.425 But, Aunty, you just got here. 20:09.905 --> 20:11.145 Bathroom, Twinkle. 20:12.385 --> 20:14.385 Come on. I'll come with you. Come. 20:15.385 --> 20:18.425 And, how was your first night? After the divorce? 20:18.905 --> 20:23.305 Now what can I say. The AC started leaking. And the water kept drip, drip, 20:23.385 --> 20:25.745 drip, dripping all night. 20:25.825 --> 20:27.785 Oh, no. So, you couldn't sleep all night? 20:27.865 --> 20:28.665 Yeah. 20:28.745 --> 20:31.985 I slept so well. It was so nice. I slept like a baby. 20:32.065 --> 20:33.105 Huh? 20:33.185 --> 20:37.385 It almost felt like a lullaby, drip-drip-drip-drip! 20:37.465 --> 20:39.145 "Drip-drip-drip" lullaby? 20:39.225 --> 20:41.905 Yeah. It's better than his snoring, isn't it? 20:48.865 --> 20:50.065 - Actually. - Yeah. 20:50.545 --> 20:55.265 After a few years of marriage, there's no company better than your own company. 20:56.825 --> 20:57.625 I don't know. 20:58.505 --> 20:59.305 Cheers. 20:59.385 --> 21:02.625 What's with all the, 'cheers?' This is all sweet stuff. 21:03.145 --> 21:05.025 Don't you have anything stronger? 21:05.105 --> 21:08.425 Something like Old Monk or something? Just to warm us up. 21:08.505 --> 21:10.025 I'll get that for you later. 21:10.105 --> 21:13.945 Yeah. Until then should I just call my uncle to come over here? 21:14.025 --> 21:14.825 Your Uncle? 21:14.905 --> 21:17.705 Yeah, he's an astrologer. He'll tell us an auspicious time to get into 21:17.785 --> 21:18.585 the jacuzzi. 21:46.785 --> 21:49.465 - Hutoxi! - Alright. Music off! 21:51.265 --> 21:52.065 Music off! 21:53.625 --> 21:54.425 Who are you? 21:54.985 --> 21:55.785 Police. 21:56.425 --> 21:57.225 Which police? 21:58.265 --> 21:59.825 Bajirao from Singham? 21:59.905 --> 22:02.145 Or are you, Chulbul Pandey? 22:03.385 --> 22:04.825 We are the real police. 22:04.905 --> 22:08.145 No, no, no, no, no, no. Then you can't enter this area. 22:08.225 --> 22:10.825 You see us? Only bollywood characters are allowed. 22:10.905 --> 22:12.385 Go dress up as something. 22:12.865 --> 22:13.905 Hey, Pythagoras! 22:14.825 --> 22:16.665 They're here to raid the place. 22:16.745 --> 22:19.505 On what grounds? This is a legit party. 22:19.585 --> 22:20.585 Correct. 22:20.665 --> 22:22.385 Hey you! Sir received a tip. 22:22.465 --> 22:24.585 - So, he's a server? - Hey! 22:25.625 --> 22:27.385 Still the costume's not right. 22:27.465 --> 22:31.345 They're not talking about that tip. Can you shut up for a minute? 22:31.425 --> 22:32.465 - Come here. - Sure. 22:32.545 --> 22:33.905 - Now! - Come. 22:33.985 --> 22:35.265 - Come. - Coming. 22:35.345 --> 22:36.265 Hey! 22:37.745 --> 22:41.225 So, tell me something, why have you all brought so many controlled substances 22:41.305 --> 22:42.745 here? Huh? 22:44.305 --> 22:48.105 Hey, one second, hang on. I agree that these are prescription drugs. 22:48.185 --> 22:48.985 Hmm. 22:49.065 --> 22:51.545 But do you actually have a written permission from a judicial magistrate? 22:51.625 --> 22:56.185 Tell me, tell me. Do you have proof that any of us have tried to sell these drugs? 22:56.265 --> 22:57.745 Tell me? Tell me, tell me? 22:57.825 --> 23:00.865 No, first I need proof that you are a real police officer. 23:00.945 --> 23:02.105 Seriously? 23:02.185 --> 23:02.985 Hmm. 23:09.345 --> 23:11.785 Anybody can get a fake gun like this one. 23:12.265 --> 23:13.385 - Hey! - No! Twinkle! 23:13.465 --> 23:16.865 - G-give that gun back to me. - Give that gun back to me. 23:16.945 --> 23:19.905 I'm a gangster's daughter. I know it's a fake gun. 23:21.025 --> 23:21.825 Hey! 23:23.305 --> 23:24.105 Give it back! 23:25.065 --> 23:27.305 Priyanka, this fake gun fires bullets. 23:28.265 --> 23:29.145 What progress! 23:29.625 --> 23:31.945 Arrest them! For obstructing justice. 23:32.025 --> 23:33.065 Just a minute. 23:33.145 --> 23:34.305 Excuse me! 23:34.385 --> 23:36.745 According to the Indian public security code, 23:36.825 --> 23:40.265 after sunset, you don't have the right to arrest any lady. 23:41.185 --> 23:41.985 One moment! 23:43.065 --> 23:45.145 The time is still 6:54 pm, Kiran. 23:45.625 --> 23:46.625 So? 23:46.705 --> 23:47.505 - So? - So? 23:47.585 --> 23:49.305 Today's sunset is at 6:56 pm. 23:50.665 --> 23:53.785 You still have two minutes. You can arrest us if you want. 23:53.865 --> 23:54.785 Thank you so much. 23:54.865 --> 23:55.745 Don't mention it. 23:55.825 --> 23:58.065 Let's go. Take them all to the police station. 23:58.145 --> 23:59.345 So let's get started.