WEBVTT 00:00:13.825 --> 00:00:14.825 align:center Can we come in, sir? 00:00:14.905 --> 00:00:17.425 align:center Yes, come in. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Don't come in. No! 00:00:17.505 --> 00:00:18.545 align:center Adi, sir, the check-up… 00:00:18.625 --> 00:00:20.585 align:center - Check-up has got canceled. - Sir! 00:00:21.785 --> 00:00:24.105 align:center Sir! Sir! Oh, no! 00:00:29.385 --> 00:00:32.345 align:center Sir, I have got some detox water for you, from the panty. 00:00:32.425 --> 00:00:34.425 align:center - It's pantry. - Pantry. Sorry. 00:00:35.185 --> 00:00:36.345 align:center I'll come back later. 00:00:36.425 --> 00:00:38.545 align:center Uh, no, no, wait. I, 00:00:39.905 --> 00:00:42.465 align:center - don't wear this everyday, you know. - Okay. 00:00:42.945 --> 00:00:44.585 align:center My wife and I are 00:00:45.505 --> 00:00:48.545 align:center - trying out different intimacy techniques. - Okay. 00:00:48.625 --> 00:00:50.945 align:center So that's why we just exchanged for today. 00:00:51.025 --> 00:00:51.825 align:center Okay. 00:00:51.905 --> 00:00:55.745 align:center So does this work at all, I mean intimacy. Does it go up sir? 00:00:56.225 --> 00:00:58.625 align:center Yeah, yeah. It works. It's very powerful. 00:00:58.705 --> 00:01:02.105 align:center You should definitely try this. Your married life is going to go through 00:01:02.185 --> 00:01:03.105 align:center - the roof. - Okay, sir. 00:01:03.185 --> 00:01:04.065 align:center Just one thing. 00:01:04.145 --> 00:01:06.825 align:center This shouldn't go out of this cabin, alright? 00:01:11.865 --> 00:01:12.665 align:center - Sir. - Sir. 00:01:12.745 --> 00:01:13.545 align:center Sir. 00:01:18.185 --> 00:01:19.505 align:center Oh, CCTV! 00:01:20.465 --> 00:01:22.065 align:center - Yes. - Yes. 00:01:22.145 --> 00:01:24.465 align:center Then there's no point. Say hello, boys. 00:01:25.265 --> 00:01:26.065 align:center Enjoy. 00:01:26.145 --> 00:01:29.985 align:center Cheers! To Adi's undies exchange program. 00:01:30.585 --> 00:01:31.545 align:center To your red. 00:01:31.625 --> 00:01:32.545 align:center To my red. 00:01:32.625 --> 00:01:36.105 align:center You mean you told your office colleagues that this is some kind of experiment 00:01:36.185 --> 00:01:37.385 align:center that increases intimacy? 00:01:37.465 --> 00:01:38.265 align:center Yes. 00:01:38.345 --> 00:01:41.545 align:center Only If such experiments worked, then Dharmendra and my romantic life, 00:01:41.625 --> 00:01:43.545 align:center would have been top-notch. 00:01:43.625 --> 00:01:46.865 align:center He shares my mascara, petticoat, blouse. 00:01:46.945 --> 00:01:51.425 align:center My Kiran shares everything with me. So tell me, isn't our life romantic? 00:01:51.505 --> 00:01:53.305 align:center It's more scary than romantic. 00:01:54.505 --> 00:01:55.305 align:center How? 00:01:55.385 --> 00:01:57.505 align:center The day before he came home late at 2 am from his shoot. 00:01:57.585 --> 00:02:00.865 align:center So I was fast asleep. He came, then hugged me and went to sleep. 00:02:00.945 --> 00:02:05.145 align:center - Now you have a problem with this as well. - He hadn't changed out of his costume. 00:02:05.225 --> 00:02:08.305 align:center Darling, what were you dressed as? Please tell them. 00:02:21.305 --> 00:02:24.945 align:center Get away. Don't try to come close to me or I'll kill you! My last warning to you! 00:02:25.025 --> 00:02:28.305 align:center It's me! It's me your husband. Your husband, Dharmendra! 00:02:28.385 --> 00:02:29.185 align:center What is this? 00:02:29.265 --> 00:02:31.025 align:center This--I played a bubbly witch at the shoot today. I got so late and I 00:02:31.105 --> 00:02:33.065 align:center was so tired that I-I just slept. 00:02:35.745 --> 00:02:38.345 align:center - Who does this, Dharmendra? I almost - Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 00:02:38.425 --> 00:02:40.305 align:center - Had a heart attack. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 00:02:40.385 --> 00:02:42.585 align:center - Idiot. - But look at the bright side. 00:02:44.185 --> 00:02:46.065 align:center - What? - Two witches together! 00:02:47.585 --> 00:02:48.505 align:center You idiot! 00:02:51.265 --> 00:02:55.865 align:center So during this whole exchange program our intimacy didn't increase one bit. 00:02:55.945 --> 00:02:59.265 align:center Yeah, but I was in a vulnerable spot. I just said whatever occurred to 00:02:59.345 --> 00:03:00.145 align:center me in the moment. 00:03:00.225 --> 00:03:02.905 align:center None of your colleagues must have believed this nonsense of yours. 00:03:02.985 --> 00:03:05.465 align:center - I bet five thousand rupees on it. - My bets on it too. 00:03:05.545 --> 00:03:06.425 align:center Tell me, tell me. 00:03:06.505 --> 00:03:07.625 align:center Okay. We're on. 00:03:08.305 --> 00:03:09.625 align:center Am I allowed to say something? 00:03:09.705 --> 00:03:11.425 align:center No, no. You're done my friend. 00:03:11.505 --> 00:03:15.465 align:center So what we'd suggested to the client was,"Reema wants it, Sushma wants it 00:03:15.545 --> 00:03:16.625 align:center and so does Mrs-- 00:03:18.785 --> 00:03:20.225 align:center What is happening, guys? 00:03:20.785 --> 00:03:23.025 align:center Adi's chair yesterday and today it's all of yours? 00:03:23.105 --> 00:03:25.865 align:center No, ma'am. Actually, the problem is solved now. 00:03:25.945 --> 00:03:26.745 align:center Yes. 00:03:27.785 --> 00:03:28.585 align:center Okay. 00:03:31.545 --> 00:03:33.025 align:center Thank you so much, Adi, sir. 00:03:33.105 --> 00:03:33.905 align:center Sir. 00:03:34.785 --> 00:03:36.305 align:center - It works! - Sir, 00:03:36.785 --> 00:03:39.505 align:center - my wife has sent this gift for you. - Really? 00:03:40.145 --> 00:03:41.785 align:center Your idea is really amazing. 00:03:41.865 --> 00:03:42.745 align:center You as well? 00:03:42.825 --> 00:03:46.065 align:center Yes, sir. We've become best undies, I mean buddies now. 00:03:46.145 --> 00:03:47.145 align:center That's great. 00:03:47.785 --> 00:03:48.825 align:center I got a gift. 00:03:50.065 --> 00:03:51.985 align:center And I'm winning the bet as well. 00:03:52.625 --> 00:03:56.865 align:center Actually. Aunty Rajni! Uncle Kuku! 00:03:56.945 --> 00:04:01.185 align:center All of them. All of them tried the undies exchange program and went to office, 00:04:01.265 --> 00:04:02.065 align:center imagine. 00:04:02.145 --> 00:04:05.025 align:center And I ended up losing five thousand rupees to Adi. 00:04:05.105 --> 00:04:07.225 align:center Priyanka, have Uncle Kuku and Aunty Rajni, both gone to the bathroom? 00:04:07.305 --> 00:04:09.665 align:center Yeah. Where is our problem couple today? 00:04:10.185 --> 00:04:12.185 align:center Uncle Kuku? Aunty? 00:04:12.265 --> 00:04:15.865 align:center She's gone. Your Jhan-Jhan Aunty yelled at me and now she's gone away somewhere. 00:04:15.945 --> 00:04:17.425 align:center Now I'm leaving as well. 00:04:18.745 --> 00:04:19.785 align:center But where do I go? 00:04:19.865 --> 00:04:24.065 align:center Uncle, Uncle! Where do you think you're going? Tell me, tell me! 00:04:24.745 --> 00:04:25.545 align:center I'm uh… 00:04:25.625 --> 00:04:28.985 align:center If you leave right now, then what are we going to the lawyer for? Tell me, 00:04:29.065 --> 00:04:30.305 align:center - tell me. - I'm just-- 00:04:30.865 --> 00:04:33.985 align:center If you don't tell us where Aunty Rajni is then how will we solve your 00:04:34.065 --> 00:04:35.985 align:center problem uncle? Tell me, tell me. 00:04:37.705 --> 00:04:40.945 align:center You keep saying, tell me, tell me. Tell me, tell me. Then let me speak at 00:04:41.025 --> 00:04:41.945 align:center - Right. - least. 00:04:42.025 --> 00:04:45.105 align:center Three times. Thrice I tried to say something. But she's just--she 00:04:45.185 --> 00:04:47.225 align:center doesn't let me speak. 00:04:47.705 --> 00:04:48.665 align:center Sh, Priyanka! 00:04:48.745 --> 00:04:52.745 align:center Sorry, Uncle, sorry. Just, please tell us where Aunty Rajni is, hmm? 00:04:53.665 --> 00:04:54.785 align:center I won't tell you. 00:04:56.385 --> 00:04:58.545 align:center So if I order some sugar free ice-cream for you, 00:04:58.625 --> 00:05:02.225 align:center will you let these two know that Aunty Rajni's at my house? 00:05:05.225 --> 00:05:07.825 align:center You see? It's like carrom with balls. 00:05:08.945 --> 00:05:09.785 align:center I'll put this here. 00:05:09.865 --> 00:05:13.185 align:center Hello. Yeah, she's here. You've got a call. 00:05:13.265 --> 00:05:14.265 align:center - Hi. - Hi. 00:05:14.345 --> 00:05:15.425 align:center Hi, Aunty Rajini! 00:05:15.505 --> 00:05:19.265 align:center I don't want to talk to him. I know he's sitting on your left. 00:05:19.345 --> 00:05:22.705 align:center He's made my life hell. He threw his pills in the sink this morning. 00:05:22.785 --> 00:05:26.345 align:center I don't want to have the pills. I don't want. Do you know how much she yells at 00:05:26.425 --> 00:05:27.225 align:center me? 00:05:28.065 --> 00:05:31.265 align:center This morning I gave food to a beggar. He started yelling at me in front 00:05:31.345 --> 00:05:32.865 align:center of everyone. Have you gone mad? 00:05:32.945 --> 00:05:36.065 align:center He wasn't a beggar. He was the colony secretary, Mr. Wadhwa. 00:05:36.145 --> 00:05:38.385 align:center But then why was he asking for money? 00:05:38.465 --> 00:05:41.905 align:center He had come to ask for the maintenance amount. Not to beg for food. 00:05:41.985 --> 00:05:44.745 align:center Hey! Hey! Just a minute. Aunty Rajni, Aunty Rajni. 00:05:44.825 --> 00:05:49.025 align:center Listen, Aunty, if you keep talking like that how will your divorce discussions 00:05:49.105 --> 00:05:49.905 align:center move ahead? 00:05:49.985 --> 00:05:53.225 align:center I will get a divorce. Can't I live a little for myself? 00:05:54.145 --> 00:05:57.185 align:center This is Mandar. He's my friend, Charushila Gaitonde's son, you know. 00:05:57.265 --> 00:05:58.865 align:center He's a lawyer. 00:05:58.945 --> 00:05:59.745 align:center Mandar. 00:06:00.465 --> 00:06:01.265 align:center Hello. 00:06:01.345 --> 00:06:05.385 align:center And these are all my neighbors from Chumbak colony, Chembur. They have 00:06:05.465 --> 00:06:07.505 align:center all come with me for my divorce. 00:06:07.585 --> 00:06:08.385 align:center Okay. 00:06:08.465 --> 00:06:12.065 align:center No, you see the thing is that we were not able to be a part of their wedding. 00:06:12.145 --> 00:06:16.025 align:center So we thought the least we could do is be a part of their divorce. 00:06:16.105 --> 00:06:18.025 align:center Crew, prepare for landing. 00:06:18.785 --> 00:06:21.985 align:center You girls manage the divorce I'll deal with him. Come, come, come. Let's 00:06:22.065 --> 00:06:23.505 align:center - land the plane. - Aunty. 00:06:23.585 --> 00:06:26.505 align:center - Yes, Mandar? - This divorce is by mutual consent, right? 00:06:26.585 --> 00:06:30.185 align:center It is mutual from my side but it's a slight no from his side. 00:06:31.385 --> 00:06:33.185 align:center Then how is it mutual consent? 00:06:33.265 --> 00:06:36.545 align:center So then you tell us what is that we need to do. You're the lawyer. Tell 00:06:36.625 --> 00:06:37.425 align:center me, tell me. 00:06:37.505 --> 00:06:41.225 align:center See the thing is, Aunty Rajni can easily fly off to the US to her son Nikhilesh. 00:06:41.305 --> 00:06:43.225 align:center But she's not going to do that. 00:06:43.305 --> 00:06:46.465 align:center So what's the legal solution according to you? Tell me, tell me? 00:06:46.545 --> 00:06:50.105 align:center As per the law, Aunty Rajni can get a divorce on the basis of his dementia. 00:06:50.185 --> 00:06:53.785 align:center But, what is your opinion as a solicitor? Tell me, tell me? 00:06:54.905 --> 00:06:57.025 align:center - This is a-- - Because according to Section 1313 00:06:57.105 --> 00:06:58.905 align:center of the Hindu Marriage Act of 1955, 00:06:58.985 --> 00:07:02.225 align:center Aunty Rajni has all the right to ask for a divorce. But you're in charge, 00:07:02.305 --> 00:07:04.385 align:center - so you need to tell us. - Tell her, tell her! 00:07:04.465 --> 00:07:07.665 align:center I've been asking you for so long, why don't you say something? Tell me, 00:07:07.745 --> 00:07:08.545 align:center tell me? 00:07:08.625 --> 00:07:12.665 align:center Hey, one way traffic! He'll only speak if you let the man say something. 00:07:12.745 --> 00:07:13.545 align:center Mandar, go on. 00:07:13.625 --> 00:07:15.945 align:center - Yeah! - Wait a minute. Don't say anything. 00:07:16.025 --> 00:07:16.825 align:center Yeah, Kiran. 00:07:16.905 --> 00:07:19.265 align:center Hutoxi, you're at the lawyer's office, right? 00:07:19.345 --> 00:07:20.145 align:center Yeah. 00:07:20.225 --> 00:07:22.545 align:center Just ask them if they have a criminal lawyer there. 00:07:22.625 --> 00:07:24.585 align:center - Why? - Piya might get arrested today. 00:07:24.665 --> 00:07:25.465 align:center Arrested? 00:07:25.545 --> 00:07:26.625 align:center - What? - That's it. 00:07:27.385 --> 00:07:30.265 align:center Your daughter has hit my boy Nirvan with a bottle. 00:07:30.345 --> 00:07:31.665 align:center Very sorry. Children make mistakes. 00:07:31.745 --> 00:07:35.665 align:center Ma'am. Either you rusticate Piya or I'm filing a police complaint. 00:07:36.545 --> 00:07:38.345 align:center Piya, my child! Where are you? 00:07:49.985 --> 00:07:50.785 align:center Hi, Papa! 00:07:52.025 --> 00:07:52.825 align:center Sir? 00:07:53.825 --> 00:07:54.905 align:center You are Piya's father? 00:07:54.985 --> 00:07:57.345 align:center - Yes, but, what happened? - It's nothing. 00:07:58.145 --> 00:08:01.225 align:center Actually, Piya hit Nirvan on the head with a bottle. 00:08:01.865 --> 00:08:03.385 align:center It was just a plastic bottle. 00:08:03.465 --> 00:08:05.065 align:center Why did you hit him with a bottle? 00:08:05.145 --> 00:08:08.585 align:center Because he asked me, Piya, your Papa is a Mummy, isn't he? 00:08:09.545 --> 00:08:12.065 align:center Yes, but your Papa really is Mummy. Look! 00:08:12.865 --> 00:08:16.705 align:center No. My Papa, is not just a Mummy. 00:08:17.385 --> 00:08:18.865 align:center My Mummy is just a Mummy. 00:08:20.385 --> 00:08:22.345 align:center My Papa is my Papa 00:08:22.905 --> 00:08:24.185 align:center and he's my Mummy too. 00:08:24.265 --> 00:08:26.065 align:center - Nirvan. - What is it? 00:08:27.825 --> 00:08:30.385 align:center - Come here, child. Come here. - M-may I come? 00:08:30.465 --> 00:08:32.865 align:center What will you do here? Wait, wait, wait. 00:08:32.945 --> 00:08:36.385 align:center - Let me talk to the boy for a minute. - He's coming to you. 00:08:40.705 --> 00:08:44.345 align:center Listen, son. The thing is that I'll, let me explain it to you. 00:08:44.425 --> 00:08:45.225 align:center Why don't you 00:08:45.705 --> 00:08:48.065 align:center explain it to him in Miss Sodam's style. 00:08:49.385 --> 00:08:52.425 align:center - Papa, come on, show them what you've got. - Nirvan. 00:08:53.545 --> 00:08:56.625 align:center Nirvan, my sweet boy. Nirvan, my big strong boy. 00:08:57.105 --> 00:09:01.185 align:center Nirvan, if you get hit on your head with a bottle, then you should 00:09:01.265 --> 00:09:02.385 align:center also hit them back. 00:09:04.065 --> 00:09:08.145 align:center You shouldn't hit back. You shouldn't do it because you are a very good boy, 00:09:08.225 --> 00:09:09.705 align:center - Nirvan. - Stop it! 00:09:09.785 --> 00:09:10.585 align:center What? 00:09:11.865 --> 00:09:13.305 align:center Dharmendra, sir, lovely! 00:09:14.105 --> 00:09:15.225 align:center Oh, thank you. Thank you. 00:09:15.305 --> 00:09:16.225 align:center Sir, one photo? 00:09:16.785 --> 00:09:18.625 align:center Yeah, yeah, yeah! Please, please, please! 00:09:18.705 --> 00:09:19.745 align:center Come on, come on. Come. 00:09:19.825 --> 00:09:21.505 align:center - Mrs. Kejriwal. - Yes? 00:09:21.585 --> 00:09:22.785 align:center Please, can you click it? 00:09:22.865 --> 00:09:23.705 align:center Oh, of course! 00:09:25.945 --> 00:09:27.345 align:center If you don't mind, take two. 00:09:27.425 --> 00:09:29.105 align:center All right, say cheese! 00:09:29.185 --> 00:09:32.385 align:center No, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! Uh, the school's so expensive. Now we 00:09:32.465 --> 00:09:34.745 align:center should say, fees! 00:09:35.225 --> 00:09:38.865 align:center Fees? Why are you asking me for the fees? How many times do I tell you, I don't 00:09:38.945 --> 00:09:40.225 align:center want a divorce. 00:09:40.305 --> 00:09:41.905 align:center But when did I ask you for fees? 00:09:41.985 --> 00:09:43.545 align:center Neither have I asked for a divorce. 00:09:43.625 --> 00:09:44.865 align:center But I really want a divorce. 00:09:44.945 --> 00:09:46.185 align:center I do not want a divorce. 00:09:46.265 --> 00:09:48.545 align:center - Uncle Kuku! - Nonsense! Taxi! 00:09:48.625 --> 00:09:49.905 align:center Where the hell are you going? 00:09:49.985 --> 00:09:51.825 align:center Hey! What the hell is going on over here. 00:09:51.905 --> 00:09:52.705 align:center Aunty! 00:09:52.785 --> 00:09:53.585 align:center Listen, Advocate Girltonde. 00:09:53.665 --> 00:09:56.665 align:center - -Hello, Hello! Hello, hold your horses. - Gaitonde. 00:09:57.505 --> 00:09:59.465 align:center I know. But I'm a feminist, okay! 00:10:00.505 --> 00:10:01.985 align:center That is why 'Girl' tonde. 00:10:02.065 --> 00:10:05.345 align:center Aristotle's descendant, surnames don't change as per people's gender. 00:10:05.425 --> 00:10:08.225 align:center That a guy becomes, 'Guy'tonde and a girl becomes 'Girl'Tonde. 00:10:08.305 --> 00:10:10.345 align:center - A child becomes 'Baby'tonde. - Okay, okay. 00:10:10.425 --> 00:10:12.305 align:center Mandar. Mandar. He has agreed. 00:10:14.065 --> 00:10:15.185 align:center That's a good thing. 00:10:15.265 --> 00:10:17.665 align:center Uh, I would like to talk to him alone. 00:10:17.745 --> 00:10:21.665 align:center Yeah, yeah. Let's all get out of here. Lambaar wants to talk alone, it seems. 00:10:21.745 --> 00:10:25.225 align:center No, no, Mandar wants to have a conversation with you alone. 00:10:25.305 --> 00:10:26.505 align:center About our divorce. 00:10:29.665 --> 00:10:33.785 align:center What do you want to talk about? Didn't I tell you? I don't want a divorce. 00:10:33.865 --> 00:10:36.225 align:center - But I want a divorce, alright? - Can't she live a little for herself? 00:10:36.305 --> 00:10:38.665 align:center - Idiot! Taxi! - Uncle, wait! Aunty Rajni. 00:10:41.425 --> 00:10:44.545 align:center Aunty, if you're okay with it, I can get you a judicial separation on 00:10:44.625 --> 00:10:45.785 align:center medical grounds. 00:10:46.265 --> 00:10:49.785 align:center No. I want a divorce. Just a divorce. 00:10:49.865 --> 00:10:52.905 align:center Just a divorce? Huh? What does just a divorce mean? 00:10:53.545 --> 00:10:57.505 align:center Like I'm just a Mummy, similarly Aunty Rajni wants just a divorce. 00:10:57.585 --> 00:10:58.385 align:center Oh ho! 00:10:58.465 --> 00:11:02.385 align:center You take advantage of your stardom and cover up all of Piya's mischief. 00:11:02.465 --> 00:11:05.625 align:center Dharmendra, you know you're wrong. You're spoiling your daughter, huh? 00:11:05.705 --> 00:11:06.505 align:center Exactly. 00:11:06.585 --> 00:11:10.785 align:center What are you saying, man? You let your son Ruhaan drive the car, remember? 00:11:10.865 --> 00:11:12.705 align:center I didn't let him drive the car. Ruhaan asked so innocently, 00:11:12.785 --> 00:11:16.665 align:center Papa, can I drive? I said, there are the keys, and he just took it out for a spin. 00:11:16.745 --> 00:11:19.265 align:center - Can we discuss my problem now? - Yeah. 00:11:19.345 --> 00:11:20.905 align:center Can we talk about "just Mummy"? 00:11:20.985 --> 00:11:22.265 align:center Yeah, come on guys, huh? What are we doing? 00:11:22.345 --> 00:11:24.865 align:center It's their turn to fight today, so, please. 00:11:24.945 --> 00:11:27.585 align:center Kiran, you continue. This is so entertaining. 00:11:27.665 --> 00:11:29.025 align:center Go on, go on. 00:11:29.105 --> 00:11:32.145 align:center So the day before, I made flatbread and veggies for dinner. You know 00:11:32.225 --> 00:11:34.345 align:center what Piya said when she saw the food? 00:11:34.425 --> 00:11:36.385 align:center Yuck, who eats such food? WTF. 00:11:37.825 --> 00:11:38.625 align:center What? 00:11:38.705 --> 00:11:43.545 align:center Yeah, so? If Piya judges your cooking you have a problem with that as well, Kiran? 00:11:44.025 --> 00:11:45.705 align:center Darling, she said "WTF". 00:11:46.185 --> 00:11:48.185 align:center I know, Miku-Chiku-Balloon-Freaku! 00:11:48.665 --> 00:11:49.945 align:center Why this food? 00:11:50.825 --> 00:11:53.065 align:center Why this food? "WTF"! 00:11:55.225 --> 00:11:57.825 align:center She woke up. The colony's dinosaur is alive! 00:11:57.905 --> 00:12:00.665 align:center - Honeybuns, WTF stands for "What the…" - Hmm? 00:12:02.945 --> 00:12:05.345 align:center - What rhymes with the word Buck? - Muck! 00:12:06.225 --> 00:12:07.025 align:center Luck! 00:12:08.105 --> 00:12:09.425 align:center - An embrace? - Embrace? 00:12:09.905 --> 00:12:11.945 align:center - Hug! - Chuck! 00:12:12.905 --> 00:12:14.265 align:center - Are you done now? - No. 00:12:14.345 --> 00:12:15.545 align:center Yeah, keep it going. 00:12:16.625 --> 00:12:17.825 align:center So, I grounded Piya. 00:12:18.625 --> 00:12:22.025 align:center And this man laughed around with her and ordered alfredo pasta for her. 00:12:22.105 --> 00:12:22.905 align:center Truck? 00:12:24.145 --> 00:12:26.025 align:center What happened at school? Tell me, tell me. 00:12:26.105 --> 00:12:28.145 align:center Yeah! So I went to the shoot t-- 00:12:28.225 --> 00:12:29.225 align:center Suck! 00:12:31.105 --> 00:12:33.585 align:center So, Siddharth was there. He was the guest. 00:12:34.225 --> 00:12:36.825 align:center The moment Siddharth came, I said Siddharth, 00:12:37.705 --> 00:12:41.665 align:center Siddharth, how much rent do I pay to stay in your heart, man. I won't take up 00:12:41.745 --> 00:12:42.545 align:center much space. 00:12:44.545 --> 00:12:46.265 align:center Good one! Really good one. 00:12:46.345 --> 00:12:47.225 align:center Yuck! 00:12:49.825 --> 00:12:53.705 align:center She's asking you what happened at the school today, not on the shoot. 00:12:53.785 --> 00:12:54.585 align:center Pluck! 00:12:55.545 --> 00:12:56.345 align:center Hey, Mickey! 00:12:56.425 --> 00:13:00.505 align:center Why don't you just tell her what WTF stands for, man. Or she'll be 'Stuck' 00:13:00.585 --> 00:13:01.385 align:center Duck-duck. 00:13:01.465 --> 00:13:04.945 align:center Kathak. Chuck-a-luck. Motor-truck. Tughlak! 00:13:05.585 --> 00:13:07.625 align:center And we'll all just be all struck. 00:13:07.705 --> 00:13:09.305 align:center Did all of you hear that? 00:13:09.385 --> 00:13:11.785 align:center - Yeah! Wow, man! - It flowed out so, man. 00:13:11.865 --> 00:13:12.825 align:center Stuck? 00:13:18.065 --> 00:13:19.665 align:center - Hello! - Hello, Adi? 00:13:19.745 --> 00:13:22.705 align:center Uh, Kuku didn't come to your place by any chance, did he? 00:13:22.785 --> 00:13:26.465 align:center Uh, no. He's not here. Is there a problem? All okay, aunty? 00:13:27.825 --> 00:13:28.625 align:center Alright. 00:13:29.665 --> 00:13:30.465 align:center Okay, got it. 00:13:30.985 --> 00:13:33.625 align:center No, no. We're coming over to your place. Okay. 00:13:33.705 --> 00:13:35.025 align:center - What happened? - What? 00:13:35.105 --> 00:13:37.785 align:center Uncle Kuku's back to his antics. One minute he's there now he's 00:13:37.865 --> 00:13:39.305 align:center - missing again. - Yeah? 00:13:39.385 --> 00:13:40.185 align:center Oh, man! 00:13:40.265 --> 00:13:41.745 align:center But this time he's left a suicide note or something. 00:13:41.825 --> 00:13:42.705 align:center - What's he saying? Hey? - A suicide note? 00:13:42.785 --> 00:13:43.585 align:center - Huh? - What? 00:13:43.665 --> 00:13:44.465 align:center Relax. Relax. 00:13:44.545 --> 00:13:47.145 align:center Aunty Rajni has said that if something happens to him, 00:13:47.225 --> 00:13:51.105 align:center that if he does something stupid, then she'll also kill herself. 00:13:51.185 --> 00:13:53.345 align:center Hey, what are we standing here for. Let's go. 00:13:53.425 --> 00:13:55.625 align:center - Why the hell are you so calm, man? - Mikala-Chikala, wait for me. 00:13:55.705 --> 00:13:57.385 align:center Yeah I'm just putting back the cucumber. Let's go let's go! 00:13:57.465 --> 00:14:01.825 align:center Yeah, you all carry on, guys. I'll just call my domestic don and join you. 00:14:03.185 --> 00:14:04.425 align:center Hello, Uncle Ravjiani? 00:14:04.505 --> 00:14:06.225 align:center Yes, Adi. Tell me. How are you? 00:14:06.305 --> 00:14:07.665 align:center Same as always, listen. 00:14:08.305 --> 00:14:11.705 align:center Uncle Kuku has left home and has gone missing yet again. Please put all your 00:14:11.785 --> 00:14:13.265 align:center legal and illegal contacts to work now. 00:14:13.345 --> 00:14:15.545 align:center Yeah, yeah. I was about to, uh-- 00:14:15.625 --> 00:14:16.425 align:center Yeah, later. 00:14:16.905 --> 00:14:18.545 align:center - Done! - Adi! 00:14:22.665 --> 00:14:23.905 align:center Yeah, Inspector Changrani? 00:14:23.985 --> 00:14:24.785 align:center Speaking. 00:14:24.865 --> 00:14:26.225 align:center This is Nari Ravjiani. 00:14:26.705 --> 00:14:28.825 align:center Then you've dialed the wrong number. 00:14:29.345 --> 00:14:31.905 align:center Nikhilesh, your father's gone missing from home again. 00:14:31.985 --> 00:14:34.745 align:center Hold on a minute, Mummy, one minute. Now, where would he go? 00:14:34.825 --> 00:14:38.345 align:center For the first 20 minutes he was calmly watching a TV show. What was it called? 00:14:38.425 --> 00:14:41.825 align:center What was it's name? The one in which the heroine's husband is in a wrestling 00:14:41.905 --> 00:14:45.105 align:center match with another woman. And as they go round and round in circles, he 00:14:45.185 --> 00:14:46.985 align:center accidentally gets married too. 00:14:47.785 --> 00:14:49.185 align:center What was the name of that show? 00:14:49.265 --> 00:14:50.825 align:center "Lawful wife, awesome life" 00:14:50.905 --> 00:14:51.705 align:center Yeah. 00:14:51.785 --> 00:14:53.945 align:center - Which episode? - One second. Aunty. 00:14:54.025 --> 00:14:55.345 align:center Can we find Uncle first? 00:14:55.425 --> 00:14:58.865 align:center Yeah. Let me look for that suicide note. God knows where I put it. 00:14:58.945 --> 00:14:59.745 align:center I had kept it, 00:14:59.825 --> 00:15:03.585 align:center I had kept it here somewhere. Yeah there it is. Here it is. 00:15:03.665 --> 00:15:04.625 align:center Just a minute. 00:15:05.385 --> 00:15:07.185 align:center Has Uncle Kuku left us a letter? 00:15:07.265 --> 00:15:10.185 align:center Yeah, he's left us a letter. See what's written in it. 00:15:10.265 --> 00:15:13.865 align:center Eggs, two dozen. Tripple A battery, six. Butter, four packets? 00:15:13.945 --> 00:15:14.785 align:center Give it to me. 00:15:16.345 --> 00:15:18.185 align:center You're reading the wrong side. 00:15:18.265 --> 00:15:21.145 align:center - "Dear Injury"? - Yeah, sometimes he does call me 'Injury.' 00:15:21.225 --> 00:15:22.025 align:center Okay. 00:15:22.105 --> 00:15:25.945 align:center You don't have to get irritated by me anymore. I'm going to solve all your 00:15:26.025 --> 00:15:27.945 align:center problems once and for all. Kuku. 00:15:28.745 --> 00:15:30.625 align:center Oh, my God! Suicide! 00:15:32.265 --> 00:15:35.545 align:center What if Uncle Kuku lies down in front of a speeding train? 00:15:35.625 --> 00:15:36.425 align:center Hey, Twinkle! 00:15:36.505 --> 00:15:37.345 align:center Why would he lie down in front of a train? 00:15:37.425 --> 00:15:39.025 align:center Okay, okay. Or maybe a bus? 00:15:40.465 --> 00:15:42.465 align:center - Boat? - Helicopter? 00:15:42.545 --> 00:15:45.945 align:center Twinkle, why would anyone lie down in front of a helicopter to commit suicide? 00:15:46.025 --> 00:15:49.225 align:center How would he die? The helicopter would fly away, right? 00:15:49.305 --> 00:15:50.985 align:center Aunty Injury, Aunty Rajni, please come. 00:15:51.065 --> 00:15:52.305 align:center - Sit here, sit down. - Yeah. 00:15:52.385 --> 00:15:53.345 align:center Oh God! 00:15:54.105 --> 00:15:58.825 align:center - Shall I get you something? Gin and tonic? - Mine with ice. But no snacks, please. 00:15:58.905 --> 00:16:00.425 align:center Why didn't you call us over? 00:16:00.505 --> 00:16:04.065 align:center Oh, this is become an everyday thing. How many times will I disturb all of you? 00:16:04.145 --> 00:16:04.945 align:center Aunty, we're family. 00:16:05.025 --> 00:16:06.145 align:center Exactly. 00:16:06.225 --> 00:16:07.185 align:center Yeah. 00:16:07.745 --> 00:16:08.985 align:center Of course, Aunty. 00:16:09.065 --> 00:16:12.305 align:center Yeah. We're not like her selfish, cunning, mean, good for nothing son, 00:16:12.385 --> 00:16:13.225 align:center - Sweetie pie, he can hear you. - Nikhilesh. 00:16:13.305 --> 00:16:14.425 align:center As if I can't hear. 00:16:15.465 --> 00:16:19.625 align:center And what, what, what? What Micky? What, he can hear you, he can hear you? 00:16:19.705 --> 00:16:21.745 align:center The other day, weren't you the one who was saying, 00:16:21.825 --> 00:16:25.065 align:center that Nikhilesh, is quite a useless, spineless dog, huh? 00:16:26.545 --> 00:16:28.985 align:center Dharmendra! I didn't say that, Nikhilesh! 00:16:29.065 --> 00:16:32.905 align:center Yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. No, Micky didn't say all of that. 00:16:32.985 --> 00:16:35.705 align:center He only said useless and spineless, alright? 00:16:35.785 --> 00:16:37.545 align:center - Didn't he, Freddy? - Yes, correct. 00:16:37.625 --> 00:16:39.705 align:center "Bloody dog" was added by Freddy. 00:16:40.185 --> 00:16:42.825 align:center You all know about my green card issue, right? 00:16:42.905 --> 00:16:44.545 align:center Then why're you saying all this? 00:16:44.625 --> 00:16:47.585 align:center And, tell me, Freddy, did you really call me a dog? 00:16:47.665 --> 00:16:50.505 align:center No Nicky, by dog I meant to say faithful, loyal. 00:16:51.345 --> 00:16:54.265 align:center The expensive kind, like a German shepherd. Not the one that goes 00:16:54.345 --> 00:16:56.665 align:center "koo-koo-koo" not that Pomeranian kind. 00:16:57.985 --> 00:16:59.225 align:center Come, come. Come! 00:17:00.025 --> 00:17:02.585 align:center - Look! - Nikhilesh, your father is here. 00:17:02.665 --> 00:17:04.385 align:center Where the hell were you? 00:17:04.465 --> 00:17:06.705 align:center - I had gone to get him, this man. - Who is he? 00:17:06.785 --> 00:17:08.505 align:center That's what I don't remember. 00:17:10.145 --> 00:17:11.745 align:center - Who are you? - Who are you? 00:17:11.825 --> 00:17:12.825 align:center I'm Anuj Rathore. 00:17:13.505 --> 00:17:14.825 align:center I am a divorce lawyer. 00:17:16.825 --> 00:17:19.945 align:center Yeah. Munmun, Munmun. She had sent me to him. 00:17:21.105 --> 00:17:24.905 align:center He'll be representing me. Because I don't want to give a divorce. 00:17:24.985 --> 00:17:27.425 align:center But I will take that divorce from you. 00:17:27.905 --> 00:17:28.825 align:center Will you? 00:17:28.905 --> 00:17:30.865 align:center Can't I live a little for myself? 00:17:33.305 --> 00:17:34.145 align:center Mom, Mom, Mom! 00:17:35.345 --> 00:17:37.185 align:center Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:17:37.265 --> 00:17:40.785 align:center Are you guys getting a divorce? What the hell is going on? Why didn't you tell 00:17:40.865 --> 00:17:41.665 align:center me about this? 00:17:41.745 --> 00:17:44.425 align:center Yeah, I couldn't tell you because there was a lot happening. Yeah, so we 00:17:44.505 --> 00:17:46.465 align:center were just getting a divorce, son. 00:17:51.145 --> 00:17:52.745 align:center - Hello? - Hello, Rajni? 00:17:52.825 --> 00:17:54.905 align:center Yeah, Nari. Tell me, what happened? 00:17:54.985 --> 00:17:57.305 align:center Listen, I was just at the police station today. 00:17:57.385 --> 00:18:00.905 align:center I've told Inspector Changrani that If he doesn't find Kuku by tomorrow 00:18:00.985 --> 00:18:02.945 align:center - morning, I'll have him, just-- - Oh, 00:18:03.025 --> 00:18:05.425 align:center - but Kuku is right next to me. - What? 00:18:05.505 --> 00:18:08.185 align:center He's sleeping next to me. He came back on his own. 00:18:08.265 --> 00:18:09.065 align:center He's asleep? 00:18:09.145 --> 00:18:11.225 align:center I had called up Vishnusharman and told him that Kuku is back home 00:18:11.305 --> 00:18:12.225 align:center safe and sound. 00:18:14.665 --> 00:18:16.345 align:center Didn't he tell you about it? 00:18:16.425 --> 00:18:19.745 align:center No-no, it's okay. It's okay. I'll deal with this. Good night. Good night. 00:18:19.825 --> 00:18:20.625 align:center Good night. 00:18:24.305 --> 00:18:25.865 align:center You bloody dog, sit down. 00:18:25.945 --> 00:18:26.905 align:center Sit, sit, sit. 00:18:29.105 --> 00:18:31.105 align:center Did Rajni call you and inform you? 00:18:31.585 --> 00:18:34.905 align:center - Huh? That Kuku has returned home? - Yes, sir. 00:18:34.985 --> 00:18:38.305 align:center Rajni ma'am had called when we were at the police station. 00:18:38.385 --> 00:18:41.785 align:center You were right next to me. But your phone was in my pocket. 00:18:41.865 --> 00:18:42.905 align:center So? 00:18:42.985 --> 00:18:46.785 align:center So I had messaged you from my phone that Kuku has returned home. 00:18:47.865 --> 00:18:48.665 align:center And 00:18:48.745 --> 00:18:51.945 align:center in fact, on your behalf I even sent a reply to myself. 00:18:52.025 --> 00:18:53.145 align:center Is it? 00:18:53.225 --> 00:18:55.825 align:center Yeah, see, check it out. Here, I'll show you. 00:18:55.905 --> 00:18:58.865 align:center Thanks, Vishnusharman. God bless you, son. Smiley. 00:19:03.025 --> 00:19:06.345 align:center So, if you had already found this out, then why didn't you inform me right 00:19:06.425 --> 00:19:08.385 align:center then and there that he's been found? 00:19:08.465 --> 00:19:11.785 align:center You were busy scolding the inspector, right? Go find Kuku, go find Kuku. 00:19:11.865 --> 00:19:16.545 align:center That's why I didn't want to disturb you. So, I just sent you a message. 00:19:26.145 --> 00:19:26.985 align:center Mrs. Merchant. 00:19:27.625 --> 00:19:30.825 align:center Before we begin the legal proceedings, would you like to say something? 00:19:30.905 --> 00:19:31.705 align:center My Lord. 00:19:31.785 --> 00:19:35.945 align:center As you know in our culture divorce is generally a very rare occurrence. 00:19:36.025 --> 00:19:41.065 align:center You know as they say if the husband goes missing or if he's impotent, 00:19:41.865 --> 00:19:43.865 align:center if he's cruel, if he's violent, 00:19:44.505 --> 00:19:48.545 align:center those are the scenarios when a wife has the right to leave her husband. 00:19:48.625 --> 00:19:51.745 align:center But then in our case, nothing like that has happened. 00:19:53.745 --> 00:19:55.465 align:center He just keeps disappearing. 00:19:55.545 --> 00:20:00.065 align:center And that too, only when I forget to take my pills, only then, right, Rajuli? 00:20:00.625 --> 00:20:01.425 align:center "Rajuli." 00:20:01.985 --> 00:20:04.025 align:center You see, My Lord, my name is Rajni. 00:20:04.105 --> 00:20:06.705 align:center Yes, yes, absolutely Rajni, Mrs. Rajni Merchant. 00:20:06.785 --> 00:20:09.545 align:center Sometimes he calls me Bhajni. Sometimes he calls me Jhunjhuni. 00:20:09.625 --> 00:20:13.105 align:center Now what can I do, I can't seem to remember your real name. 00:20:14.465 --> 00:20:15.385 align:center You Lord! 00:20:15.945 --> 00:20:16.745 align:center My… My Lord. 00:20:17.225 --> 00:20:18.105 align:center Your Lord. 00:20:19.985 --> 00:20:24.145 align:center You see, for 30-32 years of our marriage, I used to affectionately call her 00:20:24.225 --> 00:20:25.145 align:center something else. 00:20:25.825 --> 00:20:29.185 align:center Mr. Merchant, can this court know, what was that name that you had given 00:20:29.265 --> 00:20:33.545 align:center her for the 30-32 years of your marriage. Tell us, what did you call her? 00:20:33.625 --> 00:20:34.825 align:center Red velvet cup-cake. 00:20:37.945 --> 00:20:38.745 align:center And 00:20:38.825 --> 00:20:41.585 align:center sometimes I called her "Chilli Cheese Toast." 00:20:43.305 --> 00:20:45.905 align:center Then she asked me not to call her that. 00:20:45.985 --> 00:20:50.025 align:center Because, My Lord, once he booked a ticket for me and put down my name as, 00:20:50.105 --> 00:20:52.465 align:center Mrs. Chilli Cheese Toast Merchant on It. 00:20:53.225 --> 00:20:55.785 align:center But you still got your ticket issued, right? 00:20:55.865 --> 00:20:57.345 align:center What ID would I show for Mrs. Chilli Cheese Toast? 00:20:57.425 --> 00:21:00.145 align:center Then why didn't you carry your ID? How is this my fault now? 00:21:00.225 --> 00:21:04.305 align:center Hello. Hello! Uh, Aunty Rajni, that's the time you found out about Uncle 00:21:04.385 --> 00:21:06.825 align:center Kuku's problem, the Gulshan Bano problem? 00:21:06.905 --> 00:21:10.065 align:center Hey, Hutoxi, why is she dragging my mother into this? 00:21:10.585 --> 00:21:13.505 align:center I don't do this on purpose, do I? So I mix up names. Is that even 00:21:13.585 --> 00:21:14.945 align:center a reason to go for a divorce? 00:21:15.025 --> 00:21:17.785 align:center This is not the reason. How many times do I have to tell you? 00:21:17.865 --> 00:21:19.745 align:center - Then what's the reason? - Aunty Rajni! 00:21:19.825 --> 00:21:23.305 align:center Please don't bully my dear Uncle Kuku in front of everyone. 00:21:23.785 --> 00:21:24.905 align:center And you, Mr. Judge. 00:21:25.945 --> 00:21:28.025 align:center Are you just here to listen to them? 00:21:28.105 --> 00:21:28.985 align:center Excuse me? 00:21:29.065 --> 00:21:30.025 align:center Say something! 00:21:30.545 --> 00:21:31.345 align:center Order! Order! 00:21:32.905 --> 00:21:36.545 align:center I was thinking that on compassionate grounds I will intervene and 00:21:36.625 --> 00:21:38.185 align:center get you both to reconcile. 00:21:39.265 --> 00:21:40.065 align:center But really, 00:21:41.425 --> 00:21:44.865 align:center I have hardly ever seen such an unusual case in my life. 00:21:47.185 --> 00:21:50.705 align:center Advocate Mandar, let the legal proceedings begin. 00:21:52.665 --> 00:21:56.665 align:center And then even the court was surprised, that such a unique divorce case had 00:21:56.745 --> 00:21:57.545 align:center begun. 00:21:59.065 --> 00:22:02.025 align:center Between our Aunty Rajni and Uncle Kuku. 00:22:05.425 --> 00:22:06.305 align:center End of 00:22:06.905 --> 00:22:07.825 align:center chapter three.