WEBVTT 00:13.825 --> 00:14.825 Can we come in, sir? 00:14.905 --> 00:17.425 Yes, come in. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Don't come in. No! 00:17.505 --> 00:18.545 Adi, sir, the check-up… 00:18.625 --> 00:20.585 - Check-up has got canceled. - Sir! 00:21.785 --> 00:24.105 Sir! Sir! Oh, no! 00:29.385 --> 00:32.345 Sir, I have got some detox water for you, from the panty. 00:32.425 --> 00:34.425 - It's pantry. - Pantry. Sorry. 00:35.185 --> 00:36.345 I'll come back later. 00:36.425 --> 00:38.545 Uh, no, no, wait. I, 00:39.905 --> 00:42.465 - don't wear this everyday, you know. - Okay. 00:42.945 --> 00:44.585 My wife and I are 00:45.505 --> 00:48.545 - trying out different intimacy techniques. - Okay. 00:48.625 --> 00:50.945 So that's why we just exchanged for today. 00:51.025 --> 00:51.825 Okay. 00:51.905 --> 00:55.745 So does this work at all, I mean intimacy. Does it go up sir? 00:56.225 --> 00:58.625 Yeah, yeah. It works. It's very powerful. 00:58.705 --> 01:02.105 You should definitely try this. Your married life is going to go through 01:02.185 --> 01:03.105 - the roof. - Okay, sir. 01:03.185 --> 01:04.065 Just one thing. 01:04.145 --> 01:06.825 This shouldn't go out of this cabin, alright? 01:11.865 --> 01:12.665 - Sir. - Sir. 01:12.745 --> 01:13.545 Sir. 01:18.185 --> 01:19.505 Oh, CCTV! 01:20.465 --> 01:22.065 - Yes. - Yes. 01:22.145 --> 01:24.465 Then there's no point. Say hello, boys. 01:25.265 --> 01:26.065 Enjoy. 01:26.145 --> 01:29.985 Cheers! To Adi's undies exchange program. 01:30.585 --> 01:31.545 To your red. 01:31.625 --> 01:32.545 To my red. 01:32.625 --> 01:36.105 You mean you told your office colleagues that this is some kind of experiment 01:36.185 --> 01:37.385 that increases intimacy? 01:37.465 --> 01:38.265 Yes. 01:38.345 --> 01:41.545 Only If such experiments worked, then Dharmendra and my romantic life, 01:41.625 --> 01:43.545 would have been top-notch. 01:43.625 --> 01:46.865 He shares my mascara, petticoat, blouse. 01:46.945 --> 01:51.425 My Kiran shares everything with me. So tell me, isn't our life romantic? 01:51.505 --> 01:53.305 It's more scary than romantic. 01:54.505 --> 01:55.305 How? 01:55.385 --> 01:57.505 The day before he came home late at 2 am from his shoot. 01:57.585 --> 02:00.865 So I was fast asleep. He came, then hugged me and went to sleep. 02:00.945 --> 02:05.145 - Now you have a problem with this as well. - He hadn't changed out of his costume. 02:05.225 --> 02:08.305 Darling, what were you dressed as? Please tell them. 02:21.305 --> 02:24.945 Get away. Don't try to come close to me or I'll kill you! My last warning to you! 02:25.025 --> 02:28.305 It's me! It's me your husband. Your husband, Dharmendra! 02:28.385 --> 02:29.185 What is this? 02:29.265 --> 02:31.025 This--I played a bubbly witch at the shoot today. I got so late and I 02:31.105 --> 02:33.065 was so tired that I-I just slept. 02:35.745 --> 02:38.345 - Who does this, Dharmendra? I almost - Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 02:38.425 --> 02:40.305 - Had a heart attack. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 02:40.385 --> 02:42.585 - Idiot. - But look at the bright side. 02:44.185 --> 02:46.065 - What? - Two witches together! 02:47.585 --> 02:48.505 You idiot! 02:51.265 --> 02:55.865 So during this whole exchange program our intimacy didn't increase one bit. 02:55.945 --> 02:59.265 Yeah, but I was in a vulnerable spot. I just said whatever occurred to 02:59.345 --> 03:00.145 me in the moment. 03:00.225 --> 03:02.905 None of your colleagues must have believed this nonsense of yours. 03:02.985 --> 03:05.465 - I bet five thousand rupees on it. - My bets on it too. 03:05.545 --> 03:06.425 Tell me, tell me. 03:06.505 --> 03:07.625 Okay. We're on. 03:08.305 --> 03:09.625 Am I allowed to say something? 03:09.705 --> 03:11.425 No, no. You're done my friend. 03:11.505 --> 03:15.465 So what we'd suggested to the client was,"Reema wants it, Sushma wants it 03:15.545 --> 03:16.625 and so does Mrs-- 03:18.785 --> 03:20.225 What is happening, guys? 03:20.785 --> 03:23.025 Adi's chair yesterday and today it's all of yours? 03:23.105 --> 03:25.865 No, ma'am. Actually, the problem is solved now. 03:25.945 --> 03:26.745 Yes. 03:27.785 --> 03:28.585 Okay. 03:31.545 --> 03:33.025 Thank you so much, Adi, sir. 03:33.105 --> 03:33.905 Sir. 03:34.785 --> 03:36.305 - It works! - Sir, 03:36.785 --> 03:39.505 - my wife has sent this gift for you. - Really? 03:40.145 --> 03:41.785 Your idea is really amazing. 03:41.865 --> 03:42.745 You as well? 03:42.825 --> 03:46.065 Yes, sir. We've become best undies, I mean buddies now. 03:46.145 --> 03:47.145 That's great. 03:47.785 --> 03:48.825 I got a gift. 03:50.065 --> 03:51.985 And I'm winning the bet as well. 03:52.625 --> 03:56.865 Actually. Aunty Rajni! Uncle Kuku! 03:56.945 --> 04:01.185 All of them. All of them tried the undies exchange program and went to office, 04:01.265 --> 04:02.065 imagine. 04:02.145 --> 04:05.025 And I ended up losing five thousand rupees to Adi. 04:05.105 --> 04:07.225 Priyanka, have Uncle Kuku and Aunty Rajni, both gone to the bathroom? 04:07.305 --> 04:09.665 Yeah. Where is our problem couple today? 04:10.185 --> 04:12.185 Uncle Kuku? Aunty? 04:12.265 --> 04:15.865 She's gone. Your Jhan-Jhan Aunty yelled at me and now she's gone away somewhere. 04:15.945 --> 04:17.425 Now I'm leaving as well. 04:18.745 --> 04:19.785 But where do I go? 04:19.865 --> 04:24.065 Uncle, Uncle! Where do you think you're going? Tell me, tell me! 04:24.745 --> 04:25.545 I'm uh… 04:25.625 --> 04:28.985 If you leave right now, then what are we going to the lawyer for? Tell me, 04:29.065 --> 04:30.305 - tell me. - I'm just-- 04:30.865 --> 04:33.985 If you don't tell us where Aunty Rajni is then how will we solve your 04:34.065 --> 04:35.985 problem uncle? Tell me, tell me. 04:37.705 --> 04:40.945 You keep saying, tell me, tell me. Tell me, tell me. Then let me speak at 04:41.025 --> 04:41.945 - Right. - least. 04:42.025 --> 04:45.105 Three times. Thrice I tried to say something. But she's just--she 04:45.185 --> 04:47.225 doesn't let me speak. 04:47.705 --> 04:48.665 Sh, Priyanka! 04:48.745 --> 04:52.745 Sorry, Uncle, sorry. Just, please tell us where Aunty Rajni is, hmm? 04:53.665 --> 04:54.785 I won't tell you. 04:56.385 --> 04:58.545 So if I order some sugar free ice-cream for you, 04:58.625 --> 05:02.225 will you let these two know that Aunty Rajni's at my house? 05:05.225 --> 05:07.825 You see? It's like carrom with balls. 05:08.945 --> 05:09.785 I'll put this here. 05:09.865 --> 05:13.185 Hello. Yeah, she's here. You've got a call. 05:13.265 --> 05:14.265 - Hi. - Hi. 05:14.345 --> 05:15.425 Hi, Aunty Rajini! 05:15.505 --> 05:19.265 I don't want to talk to him. I know he's sitting on your left. 05:19.345 --> 05:22.705 He's made my life hell. He threw his pills in the sink this morning. 05:22.785 --> 05:26.345 I don't want to have the pills. I don't want. Do you know how much she yells at 05:26.425 --> 05:27.225 me? 05:28.065 --> 05:31.265 This morning I gave food to a beggar. He started yelling at me in front 05:31.345 --> 05:32.865 of everyone. Have you gone mad? 05:32.945 --> 05:36.065 He wasn't a beggar. He was the colony secretary, Mr. Wadhwa. 05:36.145 --> 05:38.385 But then why was he asking for money? 05:38.465 --> 05:41.905 He had come to ask for the maintenance amount. Not to beg for food. 05:41.985 --> 05:44.745 Hey! Hey! Just a minute. Aunty Rajni, Aunty Rajni. 05:44.825 --> 05:49.025 Listen, Aunty, if you keep talking like that how will your divorce discussions 05:49.105 --> 05:49.905 move ahead? 05:49.985 --> 05:53.225 I will get a divorce. Can't I live a little for myself? 05:54.145 --> 05:57.185 This is Mandar. He's my friend, Charushila Gaitonde's son, you know. 05:57.265 --> 05:58.865 He's a lawyer. 05:58.945 --> 05:59.745 Mandar. 06:00.465 --> 06:01.265 Hello. 06:01.345 --> 06:05.385 And these are all my neighbors from Chumbak colony, Chembur. They have 06:05.465 --> 06:07.505 all come with me for my divorce. 06:07.585 --> 06:08.385 Okay. 06:08.465 --> 06:12.065 No, you see the thing is that we were not able to be a part of their wedding. 06:12.145 --> 06:16.025 So we thought the least we could do is be a part of their divorce. 06:16.105 --> 06:18.025 Crew, prepare for landing. 06:18.785 --> 06:21.985 You girls manage the divorce I'll deal with him. Come, come, come. Let's 06:22.065 --> 06:23.505 - land the plane. - Aunty. 06:23.585 --> 06:26.505 - Yes, Mandar? - This divorce is by mutual consent, right? 06:26.585 --> 06:30.185 It is mutual from my side but it's a slight no from his side. 06:31.385 --> 06:33.185 Then how is it mutual consent? 06:33.265 --> 06:36.545 So then you tell us what is that we need to do. You're the lawyer. Tell 06:36.625 --> 06:37.425 me, tell me. 06:37.505 --> 06:41.225 See the thing is, Aunty Rajni can easily fly off to the US to her son Nikhilesh. 06:41.305 --> 06:43.225 But she's not going to do that. 06:43.305 --> 06:46.465 So what's the legal solution according to you? Tell me, tell me? 06:46.545 --> 06:50.105 As per the law, Aunty Rajni can get a divorce on the basis of his dementia. 06:50.185 --> 06:53.785 But, what is your opinion as a solicitor? Tell me, tell me? 06:54.905 --> 06:57.025 - This is a-- - Because according to Section 1313 06:57.105 --> 06:58.905 of the Hindu Marriage Act of 1955, 06:58.985 --> 07:02.225 Aunty Rajni has all the right to ask for a divorce. But you're in charge, 07:02.305 --> 07:04.385 - so you need to tell us. - Tell her, tell her! 07:04.465 --> 07:07.665 I've been asking you for so long, why don't you say something? Tell me, 07:07.745 --> 07:08.545 tell me? 07:08.625 --> 07:12.665 Hey, one way traffic! He'll only speak if you let the man say something. 07:12.745 --> 07:13.545 Mandar, go on. 07:13.625 --> 07:15.945 - Yeah! - Wait a minute. Don't say anything. 07:16.025 --> 07:16.825 Yeah, Kiran. 07:16.905 --> 07:19.265 Hutoxi, you're at the lawyer's office, right? 07:19.345 --> 07:20.145 Yeah. 07:20.225 --> 07:22.545 Just ask them if they have a criminal lawyer there. 07:22.625 --> 07:24.585 - Why? - Piya might get arrested today. 07:24.665 --> 07:25.465 Arrested? 07:25.545 --> 07:26.625 - What? - That's it. 07:27.385 --> 07:30.265 Your daughter has hit my boy Nirvan with a bottle. 07:30.345 --> 07:31.665 Very sorry. Children make mistakes. 07:31.745 --> 07:35.665 Ma'am. Either you rusticate Piya or I'm filing a police complaint. 07:36.545 --> 07:38.345 Piya, my child! Where are you? 07:49.985 --> 07:50.785 Hi, Papa! 07:52.025 --> 07:52.825 Sir? 07:53.825 --> 07:54.905 You are Piya's father? 07:54.985 --> 07:57.345 - Yes, but, what happened? - It's nothing. 07:58.145 --> 08:01.225 Actually, Piya hit Nirvan on the head with a bottle. 08:01.865 --> 08:03.385 It was just a plastic bottle. 08:03.465 --> 08:05.065 Why did you hit him with a bottle? 08:05.145 --> 08:08.585 Because he asked me, Piya, your Papa is a Mummy, isn't he? 08:09.545 --> 08:12.065 Yes, but your Papa really is Mummy. Look! 08:12.865 --> 08:16.705 No. My Papa, is not just a Mummy. 08:17.385 --> 08:18.865 My Mummy is just a Mummy. 08:20.385 --> 08:22.345 My Papa is my Papa 08:22.905 --> 08:24.185 and he's my Mummy too. 08:24.265 --> 08:26.065 - Nirvan. - What is it? 08:27.825 --> 08:30.385 - Come here, child. Come here. - M-may I come? 08:30.465 --> 08:32.865 What will you do here? Wait, wait, wait. 08:32.945 --> 08:36.385 - Let me talk to the boy for a minute. - He's coming to you. 08:40.705 --> 08:44.345 Listen, son. The thing is that I'll, let me explain it to you. 08:44.425 --> 08:45.225 Why don't you 08:45.705 --> 08:48.065 explain it to him in Miss Sodam's style. 08:49.385 --> 08:52.425 - Papa, come on, show them what you've got. - Nirvan. 08:53.545 --> 08:56.625 Nirvan, my sweet boy. Nirvan, my big strong boy. 08:57.105 --> 09:01.185 Nirvan, if you get hit on your head with a bottle, then you should 09:01.265 --> 09:02.385 also hit them back. 09:04.065 --> 09:08.145 You shouldn't hit back. You shouldn't do it because you are a very good boy, 09:08.225 --> 09:09.705 - Nirvan. - Stop it! 09:09.785 --> 09:10.585 What? 09:11.865 --> 09:13.305 Dharmendra, sir, lovely! 09:14.105 --> 09:15.225 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 09:15.305 --> 09:16.225 Sir, one photo? 09:16.785 --> 09:18.625 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Please, please, please! 09:18.705 --> 09:19.745 Come on, come on. Come. 09:19.825 --> 09:21.505 - Mrs. Kejriwal. - Yes? 09:21.585 --> 09:22.785 Please, can you click it? 09:22.865 --> 09:23.705 Oh, of course! 09:25.945 --> 09:27.345 If you don't mind, take two. 09:27.425 --> 09:29.105 All right, say cheese! 09:29.185 --> 09:32.385 No, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! Uh, the school's so expensive. Now we 09:32.465 --> 09:34.745 should say, fees! 09:35.225 --> 09:38.865 Fees? Why are you asking me for the fees? How many times do I tell you, I don't 09:38.945 --> 09:40.225 want a divorce. 09:40.305 --> 09:41.905 But when did I ask you for fees? 09:41.985 --> 09:43.545 Neither have I asked for a divorce. 09:43.625 --> 09:44.865 But I really want a divorce. 09:44.945 --> 09:46.185 I do not want a divorce. 09:46.265 --> 09:48.545 - Uncle Kuku! - Nonsense! Taxi! 09:48.625 --> 09:49.905 Where the hell are you going? 09:49.985 --> 09:51.825 Hey! What the hell is going on over here. 09:51.905 --> 09:52.705 Aunty! 09:52.785 --> 09:53.585 Listen, Advocate Girltonde. 09:53.665 --> 09:56.665 - -Hello, Hello! Hello, hold your horses. - Gaitonde. 09:57.505 --> 09:59.465 I know. But I'm a feminist, okay! 10:00.505 --> 10:01.985 That is why 'Girl' tonde. 10:02.065 --> 10:05.345 Aristotle's descendant, surnames don't change as per people's gender. 10:05.425 --> 10:08.225 That a guy becomes, 'Guy'tonde and a girl becomes 'Girl'Tonde. 10:08.305 --> 10:10.345 - A child becomes 'Baby'tonde. - Okay, okay. 10:10.425 --> 10:12.305 Mandar. Mandar. He has agreed. 10:14.065 --> 10:15.185 That's a good thing. 10:15.265 --> 10:17.665 Uh, I would like to talk to him alone. 10:17.745 --> 10:21.665 Yeah, yeah. Let's all get out of here. Lambaar wants to talk alone, it seems. 10:21.745 --> 10:25.225 No, no, Mandar wants to have a conversation with you alone. 10:25.305 --> 10:26.505 About our divorce. 10:29.665 --> 10:33.785 What do you want to talk about? Didn't I tell you? I don't want a divorce. 10:33.865 --> 10:36.225 - But I want a divorce, alright? - Can't she live a little for herself? 10:36.305 --> 10:38.665 - Idiot! Taxi! - Uncle, wait! Aunty Rajni. 10:41.425 --> 10:44.545 Aunty, if you're okay with it, I can get you a judicial separation on 10:44.625 --> 10:45.785 medical grounds. 10:46.265 --> 10:49.785 No. I want a divorce. Just a divorce. 10:49.865 --> 10:52.905 Just a divorce? Huh? What does just a divorce mean? 10:53.545 --> 10:57.505 Like I'm just a Mummy, similarly Aunty Rajni wants just a divorce. 10:57.585 --> 10:58.385 Oh ho! 10:58.465 --> 11:02.385 You take advantage of your stardom and cover up all of Piya's mischief. 11:02.465 --> 11:05.625 Dharmendra, you know you're wrong. You're spoiling your daughter, huh? 11:05.705 --> 11:06.505 Exactly. 11:06.585 --> 11:10.785 What are you saying, man? You let your son Ruhaan drive the car, remember? 11:10.865 --> 11:12.705 I didn't let him drive the car. Ruhaan asked so innocently, 11:12.785 --> 11:16.665 Papa, can I drive? I said, there are the keys, and he just took it out for a spin. 11:16.745 --> 11:19.265 - Can we discuss my problem now? - Yeah. 11:19.345 --> 11:20.905 Can we talk about "just Mummy"? 11:20.985 --> 11:22.265 Yeah, come on guys, huh? What are we doing? 11:22.345 --> 11:24.865 It's their turn to fight today, so, please. 11:24.945 --> 11:27.585 Kiran, you continue. This is so entertaining. 11:27.665 --> 11:29.025 Go on, go on. 11:29.105 --> 11:32.145 So the day before, I made flatbread and veggies for dinner. You know 11:32.225 --> 11:34.345 what Piya said when she saw the food? 11:34.425 --> 11:36.385 Yuck, who eats such food? WTF. 11:37.825 --> 11:38.625 What? 11:38.705 --> 11:43.545 Yeah, so? If Piya judges your cooking you have a problem with that as well, Kiran? 11:44.025 --> 11:45.705 Darling, she said "WTF". 11:46.185 --> 11:48.185 I know, Miku-Chiku-Balloon-Freaku! 11:48.665 --> 11:49.945 Why this food? 11:50.825 --> 11:53.065 Why this food? "WTF"! 11:55.225 --> 11:57.825 She woke up. The colony's dinosaur is alive! 11:57.905 --> 12:00.665 - Honeybuns, WTF stands for "What the…" - Hmm? 12:02.945 --> 12:05.345 - What rhymes with the word Buck? - Muck! 12:06.225 --> 12:07.025 Luck! 12:08.105 --> 12:09.425 - An embrace? - Embrace? 12:09.905 --> 12:11.945 - Hug! - Chuck! 12:12.905 --> 12:14.265 - Are you done now? - No. 12:14.345 --> 12:15.545 Yeah, keep it going. 12:16.625 --> 12:17.825 So, I grounded Piya. 12:18.625 --> 12:22.025 And this man laughed around with her and ordered alfredo pasta for her. 12:22.105 --> 12:22.905 Truck? 12:24.145 --> 12:26.025 What happened at school? Tell me, tell me. 12:26.105 --> 12:28.145 Yeah! So I went to the shoot t-- 12:28.225 --> 12:29.225 Suck! 12:31.105 --> 12:33.585 So, Siddharth was there. He was the guest. 12:34.225 --> 12:36.825 The moment Siddharth came, I said Siddharth, 12:37.705 --> 12:41.665 Siddharth, how much rent do I pay to stay in your heart, man. I won't take up 12:41.745 --> 12:42.545 much space. 12:44.545 --> 12:46.265 Good one! Really good one. 12:46.345 --> 12:47.225 Yuck! 12:49.825 --> 12:53.705 She's asking you what happened at the school today, not on the shoot. 12:53.785 --> 12:54.585 Pluck! 12:55.545 --> 12:56.345 Hey, Mickey! 12:56.425 --> 13:00.505 Why don't you just tell her what WTF stands for, man. Or she'll be 'Stuck' 13:00.585 --> 13:01.385 Duck-duck. 13:01.465 --> 13:04.945 Kathak. Chuck-a-luck. Motor-truck. Tughlak! 13:05.585 --> 13:07.625 And we'll all just be all struck. 13:07.705 --> 13:09.305 Did all of you hear that? 13:09.385 --> 13:11.785 - Yeah! Wow, man! - It flowed out so, man. 13:11.865 --> 13:12.825 Stuck? 13:18.065 --> 13:19.665 - Hello! - Hello, Adi? 13:19.745 --> 13:22.705 Uh, Kuku didn't come to your place by any chance, did he? 13:22.785 --> 13:26.465 Uh, no. He's not here. Is there a problem? All okay, aunty? 13:27.825 --> 13:28.625 Alright. 13:29.665 --> 13:30.465 Okay, got it. 13:30.985 --> 13:33.625 No, no. We're coming over to your place. Okay. 13:33.705 --> 13:35.025 - What happened? - What? 13:35.105 --> 13:37.785 Uncle Kuku's back to his antics. One minute he's there now he's 13:37.865 --> 13:39.305 - missing again. - Yeah? 13:39.385 --> 13:40.185 Oh, man! 13:40.265 --> 13:41.745 But this time he's left a suicide note or something. 13:41.825 --> 13:42.705 - What's he saying? Hey? - A suicide note? 13:42.785 --> 13:43.585 - Huh? - What? 13:43.665 --> 13:44.465 Relax. Relax. 13:44.545 --> 13:47.145 Aunty Rajni has said that if something happens to him, 13:47.225 --> 13:51.105 that if he does something stupid, then she'll also kill herself. 13:51.185 --> 13:53.345 Hey, what are we standing here for. Let's go. 13:53.425 --> 13:55.625 - Why the hell are you so calm, man? - Mikala-Chikala, wait for me. 13:55.705 --> 13:57.385 Yeah I'm just putting back the cucumber. Let's go let's go! 13:57.465 --> 14:01.825 Yeah, you all carry on, guys. I'll just call my domestic don and join you. 14:03.185 --> 14:04.425 Hello, Uncle Ravjiani? 14:04.505 --> 14:06.225 Yes, Adi. Tell me. How are you? 14:06.305 --> 14:07.665 Same as always, listen. 14:08.305 --> 14:11.705 Uncle Kuku has left home and has gone missing yet again. Please put all your 14:11.785 --> 14:13.265 legal and illegal contacts to work now. 14:13.345 --> 14:15.545 Yeah, yeah. I was about to, uh-- 14:15.625 --> 14:16.425 Yeah, later. 14:16.905 --> 14:18.545 - Done! - Adi! 14:22.665 --> 14:23.905 Yeah, Inspector Changrani? 14:23.985 --> 14:24.785 Speaking. 14:24.865 --> 14:26.225 This is Nari Ravjiani. 14:26.705 --> 14:28.825 Then you've dialed the wrong number. 14:29.345 --> 14:31.905 Nikhilesh, your father's gone missing from home again. 14:31.985 --> 14:34.745 Hold on a minute, Mummy, one minute. Now, where would he go? 14:34.825 --> 14:38.345 For the first 20 minutes he was calmly watching a TV show. What was it called? 14:38.425 --> 14:41.825 What was it's name? The one in which the heroine's husband is in a wrestling 14:41.905 --> 14:45.105 match with another woman. And as they go round and round in circles, he 14:45.185 --> 14:46.985 accidentally gets married too. 14:47.785 --> 14:49.185 What was the name of that show? 14:49.265 --> 14:50.825 "Lawful wife, awesome life" 14:50.905 --> 14:51.705 Yeah. 14:51.785 --> 14:53.945 - Which episode? - One second. Aunty. 14:54.025 --> 14:55.345 Can we find Uncle first? 14:55.425 --> 14:58.865 Yeah. Let me look for that suicide note. God knows where I put it. 14:58.945 --> 14:59.745 I had kept it, 14:59.825 --> 15:03.585 I had kept it here somewhere. Yeah there it is. Here it is. 15:03.665 --> 15:04.625 Just a minute. 15:05.385 --> 15:07.185 Has Uncle Kuku left us a letter? 15:07.265 --> 15:10.185 Yeah, he's left us a letter. See what's written in it. 15:10.265 --> 15:13.865 Eggs, two dozen. Tripple A battery, six. Butter, four packets? 15:13.945 --> 15:14.785 Give it to me. 15:16.345 --> 15:18.185 You're reading the wrong side. 15:18.265 --> 15:21.145 - "Dear Injury"? - Yeah, sometimes he does call me 'Injury.' 15:21.225 --> 15:22.025 Okay. 15:22.105 --> 15:25.945 You don't have to get irritated by me anymore. I'm going to solve all your 15:26.025 --> 15:27.945 problems once and for all. Kuku. 15:28.745 --> 15:30.625 Oh, my God! Suicide! 15:32.265 --> 15:35.545 What if Uncle Kuku lies down in front of a speeding train? 15:35.625 --> 15:36.425 Hey, Twinkle! 15:36.505 --> 15:37.345 Why would he lie down in front of a train? 15:37.425 --> 15:39.025 Okay, okay. Or maybe a bus? 15:40.465 --> 15:42.465 - Boat? - Helicopter? 15:42.545 --> 15:45.945 Twinkle, why would anyone lie down in front of a helicopter to commit suicide? 15:46.025 --> 15:49.225 How would he die? The helicopter would fly away, right? 15:49.305 --> 15:50.985 Aunty Injury, Aunty Rajni, please come. 15:51.065 --> 15:52.305 - Sit here, sit down. - Yeah. 15:52.385 --> 15:53.345 Oh God! 15:54.105 --> 15:58.825 - Shall I get you something? Gin and tonic? - Mine with ice. But no snacks, please. 15:58.905 --> 16:00.425 Why didn't you call us over? 16:00.505 --> 16:04.065 Oh, this is become an everyday thing. How many times will I disturb all of you? 16:04.145 --> 16:04.945 Aunty, we're family. 16:05.025 --> 16:06.145 Exactly. 16:06.225 --> 16:07.185 Yeah. 16:07.745 --> 16:08.985 Of course, Aunty. 16:09.065 --> 16:12.305 Yeah. We're not like her selfish, cunning, mean, good for nothing son, 16:12.385 --> 16:13.225 - Sweetie pie, he can hear you. - Nikhilesh. 16:13.305 --> 16:14.425 As if I can't hear. 16:15.465 --> 16:19.625 And what, what, what? What Micky? What, he can hear you, he can hear you? 16:19.705 --> 16:21.745 The other day, weren't you the one who was saying, 16:21.825 --> 16:25.065 that Nikhilesh, is quite a useless, spineless dog, huh? 16:26.545 --> 16:28.985 Dharmendra! I didn't say that, Nikhilesh! 16:29.065 --> 16:32.905 Yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. No, Micky didn't say all of that. 16:32.985 --> 16:35.705 He only said useless and spineless, alright? 16:35.785 --> 16:37.545 - Didn't he, Freddy? - Yes, correct. 16:37.625 --> 16:39.705 "Bloody dog" was added by Freddy. 16:40.185 --> 16:42.825 You all know about my green card issue, right? 16:42.905 --> 16:44.545 Then why're you saying all this? 16:44.625 --> 16:47.585 And, tell me, Freddy, did you really call me a dog? 16:47.665 --> 16:50.505 No Nicky, by dog I meant to say faithful, loyal. 16:51.345 --> 16:54.265 The expensive kind, like a German shepherd. Not the one that goes 16:54.345 --> 16:56.665 "koo-koo-koo" not that Pomeranian kind. 16:57.985 --> 16:59.225 Come, come. Come! 17:00.025 --> 17:02.585 - Look! - Nikhilesh, your father is here. 17:02.665 --> 17:04.385 Where the hell were you? 17:04.465 --> 17:06.705 - I had gone to get him, this man. - Who is he? 17:06.785 --> 17:08.505 That's what I don't remember. 17:10.145 --> 17:11.745 - Who are you? - Who are you? 17:11.825 --> 17:12.825 I'm Anuj Rathore. 17:13.505 --> 17:14.825 I am a divorce lawyer. 17:16.825 --> 17:19.945 Yeah. Munmun, Munmun. She had sent me to him. 17:21.105 --> 17:24.905 He'll be representing me. Because I don't want to give a divorce. 17:24.985 --> 17:27.425 But I will take that divorce from you. 17:27.905 --> 17:28.825 Will you? 17:28.905 --> 17:30.865 Can't I live a little for myself? 17:33.305 --> 17:34.145 Mom, Mom, Mom! 17:35.345 --> 17:37.185 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 17:37.265 --> 17:40.785 Are you guys getting a divorce? What the hell is going on? Why didn't you tell 17:40.865 --> 17:41.665 me about this? 17:41.745 --> 17:44.425 Yeah, I couldn't tell you because there was a lot happening. Yeah, so we 17:44.505 --> 17:46.465 were just getting a divorce, son. 17:51.145 --> 17:52.745 - Hello? - Hello, Rajni? 17:52.825 --> 17:54.905 Yeah, Nari. Tell me, what happened? 17:54.985 --> 17:57.305 Listen, I was just at the police station today. 17:57.385 --> 18:00.905 I've told Inspector Changrani that If he doesn't find Kuku by tomorrow 18:00.985 --> 18:02.945 - morning, I'll have him, just-- - Oh, 18:03.025 --> 18:05.425 - but Kuku is right next to me. - What? 18:05.505 --> 18:08.185 He's sleeping next to me. He came back on his own. 18:08.265 --> 18:09.065 He's asleep? 18:09.145 --> 18:11.225 I had called up Vishnusharman and told him that Kuku is back home 18:11.305 --> 18:12.225 safe and sound. 18:14.665 --> 18:16.345 Didn't he tell you about it? 18:16.425 --> 18:19.745 No-no, it's okay. It's okay. I'll deal with this. Good night. Good night. 18:19.825 --> 18:20.625 Good night. 18:24.305 --> 18:25.865 You bloody dog, sit down. 18:25.945 --> 18:26.905 Sit, sit, sit. 18:29.105 --> 18:31.105 Did Rajni call you and inform you? 18:31.585 --> 18:34.905 - Huh? That Kuku has returned home? - Yes, sir. 18:34.985 --> 18:38.305 Rajni ma'am had called when we were at the police station. 18:38.385 --> 18:41.785 You were right next to me. But your phone was in my pocket. 18:41.865 --> 18:42.905 So? 18:42.985 --> 18:46.785 So I had messaged you from my phone that Kuku has returned home. 18:47.865 --> 18:48.665 And 18:48.745 --> 18:51.945 in fact, on your behalf I even sent a reply to myself. 18:52.025 --> 18:53.145 Is it? 18:53.225 --> 18:55.825 Yeah, see, check it out. Here, I'll show you. 18:55.905 --> 18:58.865 Thanks, Vishnusharman. God bless you, son. Smiley. 19:03.025 --> 19:06.345 So, if you had already found this out, then why didn't you inform me right 19:06.425 --> 19:08.385 then and there that he's been found? 19:08.465 --> 19:11.785 You were busy scolding the inspector, right? Go find Kuku, go find Kuku. 19:11.865 --> 19:16.545 That's why I didn't want to disturb you. So, I just sent you a message. 19:26.145 --> 19:26.985 Mrs. Merchant. 19:27.625 --> 19:30.825 Before we begin the legal proceedings, would you like to say something? 19:30.905 --> 19:31.705 My Lord. 19:31.785 --> 19:35.945 As you know in our culture divorce is generally a very rare occurrence. 19:36.025 --> 19:41.065 You know as they say if the husband goes missing or if he's impotent, 19:41.865 --> 19:43.865 if he's cruel, if he's violent, 19:44.505 --> 19:48.545 those are the scenarios when a wife has the right to leave her husband. 19:48.625 --> 19:51.745 But then in our case, nothing like that has happened. 19:53.745 --> 19:55.465 He just keeps disappearing. 19:55.545 --> 20:00.065 And that too, only when I forget to take my pills, only then, right, Rajuli? 20:00.625 --> 20:01.425 "Rajuli." 20:01.985 --> 20:04.025 You see, My Lord, my name is Rajni. 20:04.105 --> 20:06.705 Yes, yes, absolutely Rajni, Mrs. Rajni Merchant. 20:06.785 --> 20:09.545 Sometimes he calls me Bhajni. Sometimes he calls me Jhunjhuni. 20:09.625 --> 20:13.105 Now what can I do, I can't seem to remember your real name. 20:14.465 --> 20:15.385 You Lord! 20:15.945 --> 20:16.745 My… My Lord. 20:17.225 --> 20:18.105 Your Lord. 20:19.985 --> 20:24.145 You see, for 30-32 years of our marriage, I used to affectionately call her 20:24.225 --> 20:25.145 something else. 20:25.825 --> 20:29.185 Mr. Merchant, can this court know, what was that name that you had given 20:29.265 --> 20:33.545 her for the 30-32 years of your marriage. Tell us, what did you call her? 20:33.625 --> 20:34.825 Red velvet cup-cake. 20:37.945 --> 20:38.745 And 20:38.825 --> 20:41.585 sometimes I called her "Chilli Cheese Toast." 20:43.305 --> 20:45.905 Then she asked me not to call her that. 20:45.985 --> 20:50.025 Because, My Lord, once he booked a ticket for me and put down my name as, 20:50.105 --> 20:52.465 Mrs. Chilli Cheese Toast Merchant on It. 20:53.225 --> 20:55.785 But you still got your ticket issued, right? 20:55.865 --> 20:57.345 What ID would I show for Mrs. Chilli Cheese Toast? 20:57.425 --> 21:00.145 Then why didn't you carry your ID? How is this my fault now? 21:00.225 --> 21:04.305 Hello. Hello! Uh, Aunty Rajni, that's the time you found out about Uncle 21:04.385 --> 21:06.825 Kuku's problem, the Gulshan Bano problem? 21:06.905 --> 21:10.065 Hey, Hutoxi, why is she dragging my mother into this? 21:10.585 --> 21:13.505 I don't do this on purpose, do I? So I mix up names. Is that even 21:13.585 --> 21:14.945 a reason to go for a divorce? 21:15.025 --> 21:17.785 This is not the reason. How many times do I have to tell you? 21:17.865 --> 21:19.745 - Then what's the reason? - Aunty Rajni! 21:19.825 --> 21:23.305 Please don't bully my dear Uncle Kuku in front of everyone. 21:23.785 --> 21:24.905 And you, Mr. Judge. 21:25.945 --> 21:28.025 Are you just here to listen to them? 21:28.105 --> 21:28.985 Excuse me? 21:29.065 --> 21:30.025 Say something! 21:30.545 --> 21:31.345 Order! Order! 21:32.905 --> 21:36.545 I was thinking that on compassionate grounds I will intervene and 21:36.625 --> 21:38.185 get you both to reconcile. 21:39.265 --> 21:40.065 But really, 21:41.425 --> 21:44.865 I have hardly ever seen such an unusual case in my life. 21:47.185 --> 21:50.705 Advocate Mandar, let the legal proceedings begin. 21:52.665 --> 21:56.665 And then even the court was surprised, that such a unique divorce case had 21:56.745 --> 21:57.545 begun. 21:59.065 --> 22:02.025 Between our Aunty Rajni and Uncle Kuku. 22:05.425 --> 22:06.305 End of 22:06.905 --> 22:07.825 chapter three.