WEBVTT 00:48.945 --> 00:53.265 Why are you so close to me? Move away from me. This feels very congested. 00:53.865 --> 00:55.945 - Hey, hey, hey! Hey! - Oh, oh, oh, oh! Brother! 00:56.025 --> 00:57.145 Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Oh, my God! 00:57.225 --> 01:00.545 - Parking in the middle of the road! - Uncle, uncle. Relax. 01:00.625 --> 01:01.465 You should look before you cross the road, Uncle. 01:01.545 --> 01:04.505 I was looking at my phone while crossing the road. 01:04.585 --> 01:07.265 No, no, not the phone. You should have looked right and left 01:07.345 --> 01:09.985 while crossing the road. This trucker would have hit you and sent you off 01:10.065 --> 01:10.945 to the heavens. 01:11.025 --> 01:14.865 Truck can't. Maybe with a plane you could take me to the heavens. 01:15.825 --> 01:17.825 - I'm a pilot, right? So I know all the - Okay. 01:17.905 --> 01:18.825 Inside stories. 01:19.505 --> 01:21.625 Yeah, although instead of Bangalore airport, 01:21.705 --> 01:22.825 Mangalore. 01:22.905 --> 01:24.025 Mangalore, yeah. 01:24.105 --> 01:26.825 I landed my flight at Mangalore airport once. They fired me. 01:26.905 --> 01:28.905 Landed it. See now, anybody in the world can make 01:28.985 --> 01:31.985 - such a minor mistake, right? - Yeah, minor mistake. 01:32.065 --> 01:33.225 Uncle this is still nothing. You know what I did? 01:33.305 --> 01:36.505 Once a pure non-vegetarian family came, instead of a mutton sandwich, I 01:36.585 --> 01:38.905 - served them a mushroom sandwich. - Yeah. 01:38.985 --> 01:41.185 - Did they fire you from your job? - Yeah… 01:41.265 --> 01:43.145 No. They felt really violated after having a vegetarian sandwich. 01:43.225 --> 01:44.225 Poor things. Yeah. You know the same thing happened with me the other day. 01:44.305 --> 01:45.105 No. 01:46.545 --> 01:47.705 This movie star walks in, right? 01:47.785 --> 01:50.825 He understand, man. One example is enough. Why is everyone adlibbing 01:50.905 --> 01:51.905 more dialogue? 01:52.665 --> 01:56.305 Yes, it's the same. Aunty Rajni must be worried sick for him. We should take him 01:56.385 --> 01:57.185 home. 01:57.265 --> 01:58.465 "Bangalore" and "Mangalore", everything's the same! 01:58.545 --> 02:00.065 Let's just go drop him home. I'll deal with him. 02:00.145 --> 02:02.545 Aunty Rajni's decision to get a divorce got all the other couples 02:02.625 --> 02:03.985 thinking about their own marriages again. 02:04.065 --> 02:08.265 Poor Aunty Rajni. Dharmendra, you should have seen the state she was in. 02:08.345 --> 02:10.265 Maharashtra? 02:10.345 --> 02:13.905 By state, I mean condition. Her condition, Newton Oberoi! 02:13.985 --> 02:18.705 So you should speak clearly, Hutoxi. "Condition." 02:19.185 --> 02:22.825 Guys! If we don't do anything about this right now, in 15, 20 years, we could 02:22.905 --> 02:24.585 all be in Aunty Rajni's shoes. 02:24.665 --> 02:28.745 All? In the same shoes? You mean size five? How? 02:28.825 --> 02:33.465 Uh, figuratively speaking, Twinkle. I think your brain also needs some 02:33.545 --> 02:35.465 breakfast. She's talking about our 02:35.545 --> 02:36.345 Oh! 02:36.425 --> 02:37.985 - Marriages here. - Yeah, but Kiran, 02:38.065 --> 02:40.705 there is no problem in our marriage, right? Is this okay? 02:40.785 --> 02:44.065 See that? The problem in my marriage. More wife than a husband. 02:44.145 --> 02:48.625 Hmm. You see that? That's my double problem. More witch, less mother-in-law. 02:49.345 --> 02:52.625 Okay. Aunty Gulshan, I'll need your eyeshadow and your lipstick, as well. 02:52.705 --> 02:53.505 Yeah. Yeah. 02:53.585 --> 02:57.665 Yeah, sure. Don't worry. I'll get you the eyeshadow and lipstick. Come. 02:57.745 --> 02:59.665 Hey! Oh my God, Freddy! What are you doing? 02:59.745 --> 03:00.545 Mamma! 03:00.625 --> 03:02.865 Mamma, careful. What if the flame was on right now? 03:02.945 --> 03:06.465 Why are you doing this? Leave it now. The house keeper is supposed to do this, 03:06.545 --> 03:07.345 Hey, Hutoxi! 03:07.425 --> 03:10.225 - Mamma, my sweet Huttu looks like a house - No no, not at all. A real house keeper 03:10.305 --> 03:12.785 - keeper to you? - actually works very hard. 03:14.705 --> 03:18.305 She's an aristocrat's sister. She doesn't do any hard physical work. 03:18.385 --> 03:21.905 - Isn't it, you privileged doll? - But I'm okay doing house work. 03:21.985 --> 03:24.825 Hey. Leave all this. I will do all of this later. 03:24.905 --> 03:28.585 You are ranked among the top 50 chefs from around the world. 03:28.665 --> 03:30.785 Top 50 chefs in Chembur, Mamma! 03:30.865 --> 03:33.945 Yeah, top 50 chefs. I just got it a little here and there. 03:34.025 --> 03:35.105 Aunty Gulshan, 03:35.905 --> 03:39.465 I'm getting late for my shoot. Today is a special episode of Comedy Nights with 03:39.545 --> 03:40.345 Kunal. 03:40.425 --> 03:43.425 Yeah, yeah. I'll just get you some of my jewelry and I will touch up your nail 03:43.505 --> 03:46.465 - paint as well. - Hey, what were we all discussing? 03:47.265 --> 03:49.225 The problems in our respected married lives. 03:49.305 --> 03:50.345 What's the problem? 03:50.425 --> 03:53.145 Micky and I have the most loving married life. 03:53.745 --> 03:54.545 Guys! 03:56.305 --> 03:59.865 I just realized that my Micky always only calls me. 04:00.545 --> 04:04.425 Honeybunch, darling, pumpkin, apple pie, cheesecake. Those are all my 04:04.505 --> 04:06.065 cutesie names. 04:06.825 --> 04:08.945 He never addresses me by my own name. 04:09.025 --> 04:12.745 That's probably because he doesn't remember your name, Twinkle. 04:20.625 --> 04:22.705 Mickery-Trickery, Handosme Saucery! 04:24.785 --> 04:26.465 Yes, my two pies, one peach? 04:27.665 --> 04:28.585 What's my name? 04:29.625 --> 04:30.865 - Name? - Yes, say it. 04:31.505 --> 04:32.945 The one that's on your passport? 04:33.025 --> 04:34.225 Yes, but what is it? 04:35.025 --> 04:38.745 The same name as on your government ID and marriage certificate. 04:38.825 --> 04:42.825 I'll show you, one second. What's her name? 04:43.545 --> 04:44.985 Wait. Stop, right there! 04:46.025 --> 04:52.185 - Tell me without looking at them. - You know, you can't just suddenly ask 04:52.265 --> 04:53.945 me. At least give me a hint. 04:55.305 --> 04:56.145 Just a minute. 04:57.145 --> 05:01.985 Was it Simple? Simple? Simple is, It was Simple, but what? 05:03.465 --> 05:05.945 It starts with a "T" and ends with an "E". 05:06.465 --> 05:07.465 Starts with a "T" 05:08.225 --> 05:09.465 and ends with an "E"? 05:11.665 --> 05:12.465 Tom Cruise? 05:13.825 --> 05:14.625 Twinkle! 05:16.185 --> 05:18.185 - It's Twinkle. - What happened? 05:18.865 --> 05:19.985 You were right, Kiran. 05:20.065 --> 05:23.625 Micky did not remember my name. Hutoxi, I just imagined that. 05:23.705 --> 05:26.025 She can imagine as well? 05:26.105 --> 05:26.905 Oh, you rich little braggart! He's not 05:26.985 --> 05:27.785 We can find out right away. Come with me. 05:27.865 --> 05:30.505 Going to forget your name so easily. 05:31.305 --> 05:32.265 Mickety-Tickety! 05:33.585 --> 05:35.665 Yes, my butterscotch, double scoop? 05:36.425 --> 05:37.345 What's my name? 05:39.105 --> 05:40.065 Name as in? 05:40.145 --> 05:43.625 - The one that's on your passport? - Yeah, and the one that's on the tattoo 05:43.705 --> 05:45.665 - Tattoo? - Hmm. I've made a tattoo for him. 05:45.745 --> 05:46.625 Where is it? 05:46.705 --> 05:48.265 No! I can't tell you that. 05:50.185 --> 05:51.025 Just a minute. 05:51.945 --> 05:54.305 Hey, come on, Freddy. It's gonna be fun. 05:56.785 --> 06:00.465 I have written your name on this little box here, cream puffs. 06:02.225 --> 06:04.145 Happy first meeting anniversary! 06:05.345 --> 06:06.145 Do you remember? 06:06.225 --> 06:08.785 We met for the first time in the hospital. 06:09.505 --> 06:10.305 Us too. 06:10.905 --> 06:12.585 - You and I? - Mamma and I. 06:14.065 --> 06:15.465 The day I was born. 06:15.545 --> 06:19.905 You walked into my radiology department. And do you remember what you said? 06:19.985 --> 06:23.905 Excuse me, does this radiology repair only radios or TV's as well? 06:24.425 --> 06:26.385 Oh my, Miku-Chiku Bathroom Leaku. 06:28.465 --> 06:30.425 - Bathroom Leaku? - Bathroom Leaku? 06:30.505 --> 06:32.305 What is in the box? New shoes? 06:35.745 --> 06:37.025 - Hey, genius! - How? 06:37.505 --> 06:39.265 No, not you, she. Hey! 06:40.185 --> 06:42.545 Oh, yeah, of course. He's just a doctor. 06:45.185 --> 06:46.225 What is it Freddy? 06:46.305 --> 06:48.745 How can there be shoes in such a small box, Twinkle? 06:48.825 --> 06:51.505 I know Freddy. How did you fit them in, Miku? 06:55.185 --> 06:58.545 Oh, come on. There are no shoes in that, Einstein Oberoi! 06:59.465 --> 07:02.265 - Why don't you open the box and show her? - Yeah. 07:02.345 --> 07:04.625 Come on. We need to go to Aunty Rajni's place, guys. We need to 07:04.705 --> 07:07.625 - convince Uncle Kuku, Twinkle! - Convince him for? 07:12.545 --> 07:15.145 You want to bring up the topic of divorce with Uncle Kuku? 07:15.225 --> 07:18.905 He loves solving crosswords. So you say, uh, I can't think of a word from 'D'. 07:18.985 --> 07:22.625 And the moment he says the word 'Divorce' do a Kiran on him and say, 'uh, divorce 07:22.705 --> 07:23.505 reminds me', 07:23.585 --> 07:26.585 say it like that and start talking about the divorce. 07:26.665 --> 07:27.545 Alright. 07:29.465 --> 07:33.545 I've been using the toilet paper from this side for so many years. 07:34.065 --> 07:37.345 And now I've figured out that this is the correct side. 07:37.425 --> 07:40.225 So, do I have to do everything all over again? 07:40.305 --> 07:42.665 Come on, my dear reptile, say something. 07:43.985 --> 07:45.585 - Listen. - Isn't it? 07:45.665 --> 07:47.425 I was solving this crossword, 07:48.105 --> 07:50.865 so, there's a word from 'D' that I can't figure out. 07:50.945 --> 07:53.025 Dominating. Dangerous. Dracula. Disrespectful. 07:53.105 --> 07:54.865 Listen to the clue first. 07:54.945 --> 07:56.745 At least listen to the clue. 07:58.025 --> 08:01.585 Uh, you know what is that, uh, you know like, separating. 08:03.905 --> 08:05.265 To part ways, come on! 08:05.345 --> 08:06.825 Divide. Disperse. 08:07.465 --> 08:08.665 Defect. Divorce. 08:09.545 --> 08:10.385 Divorce? 08:10.465 --> 08:11.345 Divorce. 08:12.025 --> 08:14.745 - So, divorce reminds me, - Divorce reminds me-- 08:16.785 --> 08:19.585 A wife asked her husband for a divorce at the age of seventy. 08:19.665 --> 08:22.665 The husband had a heart attack and he passed away. 08:31.985 --> 08:34.585 What? Aunty Rajni didn't even bring up the divorce? 08:34.665 --> 08:37.945 She can't even hand him a notice, how is she going to actually give him a 08:38.025 --> 08:38.825 divorce? 08:38.905 --> 08:39.745 - Hey, Kiran! - God knows. 08:39.825 --> 08:44.265 You know, due to frustration Rajni's head started getting a splitting headache. 08:44.345 --> 08:46.585 The poor woman had to go hang herself. 08:47.065 --> 08:50.505 - Hanged herself? - She took a pill for the headache, Mamma. 08:51.505 --> 08:53.745 Yeah, I mean, taking a pill or hanging herself-- 08:53.825 --> 08:57.025 It is not a bit here and there. It's completely different. 08:57.105 --> 09:00.585 Yesterday she said, an orangutan is drying his hair in the garden. 09:00.665 --> 09:02.265 Turned out to be Hutoxi. 09:02.345 --> 09:03.145 Oh! 09:05.225 --> 09:07.145 Hey, hey, hey! Dharmendra! 09:07.225 --> 09:08.025 What's wrong? 09:08.105 --> 09:10.185 Put my lipstick down right now. Put it down! 09:10.265 --> 09:13.225 You can't you even share your lipstick with your own husband, what 09:13.305 --> 09:14.265 is your problem? 09:14.345 --> 09:16.905 He doesn't close them properly. He's ruined all my lipsticks. 09:16.985 --> 09:19.945 This is not your lipstick, okay? Twinkle gave this to me. 09:20.025 --> 09:20.825 Oh! 09:20.905 --> 09:23.985 My dear Twinkle shares all her make up and clothes with me. 09:24.065 --> 09:27.025 Once I asked her for her skirt because I had this dance piece to shoot for, 09:27.105 --> 09:28.985 she was so dramatic, "You can't have it." 09:29.065 --> 09:32.225 Because you ripped it completely. Aunty, you know he even wore my sari 09:32.305 --> 09:33.105 petticoat. 09:33.865 --> 09:37.265 Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! The two of you are so awesome together. This is amazing. 09:37.345 --> 09:40.625 You see, Hutoxi, these are called husband wife problems. 09:40.705 --> 09:41.625 The two of you should get a divorce. Hey, Kiran. Come, sit here. 09:41.705 --> 09:42.745 You're so blessed. 09:42.825 --> 09:45.265 Kiran, my darling, just tell me something. 09:45.345 --> 09:48.585 When you had gone to see him for the first time, tell me, did he walk in 09:48.665 --> 09:52.225 like this "chum-chum- chum", holding tea and snacks for you? 09:53.265 --> 09:54.105 Yeah yeah. 09:54.185 --> 09:55.705 In fact on our first night, 09:55.785 --> 09:58.905 we both lifted each other's veils together, like this. 09:58.985 --> 09:59.945 Both the brides. 10:00.025 --> 10:04.505 By the way, on our wedding anniversary, he actually came dressed as a woman. 10:04.585 --> 10:05.385 What? 10:05.465 --> 10:07.385 Because I had to go back for my shoot, Kiran. 10:07.465 --> 10:10.225 Yeah, but what kind of husband comes for a candlelight dinner 10:10.305 --> 10:12.505 - dressed as a courtesan, tell me? - Courtesan? 10:12.585 --> 10:17.305 - Yeah. Which character was it? Remind me? - Nancy--um, my English negligee Nancy. 10:17.385 --> 10:18.985 - Uh! - Waiter. 10:19.905 --> 10:22.345 Would you be kind enough to bring us the menu, please. 10:22.425 --> 10:25.745 This! Because of this very style that waiter started flirting with him. 10:25.825 --> 10:28.425 - Obviously! - No, no, no, no. Free champagne. 10:28.505 --> 10:31.065 Cake and discount coupons, how'd we get them? And why'd we get them? Look 10:31.145 --> 10:32.105 at the benefits. 10:32.185 --> 10:35.465 You know, the 20 lakh rupees I get for a shop's opening, is not paid to 10:35.545 --> 10:37.145 - Dharmendra. - Oh, lord! 10:37.225 --> 10:38.025 20 lakhs? 10:38.105 --> 10:40.585 Yeah, yeah. My comedy characters get paid. 10:40.665 --> 10:42.385 Aaila Bhatt! Or, 10:46.425 --> 10:48.785 - Adhoori Dixit. And that Rashmika - Oh! 10:48.865 --> 10:51.705 Anardana, they get paid. So what do I do? Should I quit "Comedy 10:51.785 --> 10:54.985 Okay, I agree. But no matter what, you're always dressed up as a woman. 10:55.065 --> 10:58.225 Nights with Kunal?" Listen, it's an occupational hazard. 10:58.305 --> 11:00.265 Okay, enough! Enough, guys! 11:00.345 --> 11:02.745 Okay? Can we focus on Aunty Rajni's problem? 11:02.825 --> 11:04.025 Yeah, let's do that. 11:04.105 --> 11:07.305 - Yeah. When I return from my flight - Oh, yeah, yeah, right. 11:07.385 --> 11:09.745 Tonight, we'll all sit together and talk to Aunty Rajini about this, okay? 11:09.825 --> 11:11.745 - Thank you. - And we'll also talk to Uncle Kuku. 11:11.825 --> 11:13.905 - What are you doing? - Sorry, sorry. 11:14.905 --> 11:16.345 Oh, isn't that my purse? 11:17.305 --> 11:20.585 Dharmendra. Hey! Hey! What are you doing? How many times have I told you, 11:20.665 --> 11:24.825 Dharmendra, don't touch my stuff or I'll smash your head into the wall. 11:24.905 --> 11:25.705 Hey listen. 11:25.785 --> 11:26.585 Hey, hopeless. 11:26.665 --> 11:27.465 Yeah, shameless. 11:27.545 --> 11:30.505 I can't say anything about Rajni and Kuku. But if the two of them 11:30.585 --> 11:34.385 keep going on like this, they will be getting divorced, for sure. 11:34.465 --> 11:38.105 But Uncle Kuku, why do you keep making such a mess? 11:38.185 --> 11:40.945 I accidentally dropped the puffed rice, my dear. 11:41.025 --> 11:43.625 But Manjari just doesn't want to understand. 11:43.705 --> 11:44.545 Rajni. 11:45.505 --> 11:49.105 Manjari, I'm talking about my wife, Quintal. You're so silly. 11:49.785 --> 11:53.465 Yesterday, I saw a mosquito sitting on her head, so I went to kill that 11:53.545 --> 11:54.345 mosquito. 11:54.425 --> 11:57.545 And still "Who kills a mosquito with a mobile phone?" 11:58.945 --> 12:01.185 "Do you have any common sense at all?" 12:02.025 --> 12:04.705 That's what she said, loudly In the hospital. 12:04.785 --> 12:05.785 Uncle Kuku. 12:06.905 --> 12:10.105 Do you kill mosquitoes with a mobile phone? No, right? 12:10.185 --> 12:13.505 Didn't I get you that battery operated device the other day? To kill flies and 12:13.585 --> 12:17.745 - mosquitos. Why didn't you use that? - I looked for it, but I couldn't find it. 12:17.825 --> 12:20.945 I used the mobile phone. How much can one man adjust? 12:22.785 --> 12:24.145 One has to, Uncle Kuku. 12:25.465 --> 12:26.385 Don't I adjust? 12:27.905 --> 12:32.105 I used to think that there is no problem in my married life whatsoever. 12:33.305 --> 12:34.865 But today I realized that, 12:36.785 --> 12:37.625 Look at me. 12:40.145 --> 12:42.185 - Over here, look at me. - Okay. 12:46.305 --> 12:47.265 There. I looked. 12:47.865 --> 12:51.025 - Now tell me what happened? - Listen to me carefully, Uncle. 12:51.105 --> 12:55.385 A housekeeper stole money from my place. Around a lakh and a half rupees. 12:55.465 --> 12:56.945 So Micky fired him from the job. 12:57.025 --> 13:00.625 Now there are only four. With just four housekeepers I'm managing the whole 13:00.705 --> 13:02.465 - house. - Four? 13:02.545 --> 13:06.225 Yeah. Uh, for example, this morning, some of my new dresses were delivered at 13:06.305 --> 13:10.345 home, you know I had to unpack them myself and hang them in my closet. 13:10.425 --> 13:12.545 Didn't your doctor husband help you at all? 13:12.625 --> 13:15.945 He just said it's an emergency and ran to the hospital. 13:16.465 --> 13:19.305 And I, Uncle Kuku I didn't even say a word. 13:21.105 --> 13:22.465 You didn't say a word? 13:22.545 --> 13:23.345 No. 13:23.425 --> 13:27.185 And over there my wife, that Rohini, I accidentally dropped a bottle of 13:27.265 --> 13:28.105 oil once, 13:28.625 --> 13:29.945 Oof, oof! 13:31.025 --> 13:33.505 - She starts doing that. - Please relax, Uncle Kuku. 13:33.585 --> 13:36.265 We'll have to take her to a doctor I think. 13:36.345 --> 13:37.665 Oh! Thank you. 13:37.745 --> 13:39.905 Juice, sandwich and chips. 13:41.225 --> 13:44.505 When my Mikety-Chikety tasty spaghetti comes, he will get rid of all your 13:44.585 --> 13:45.425 worries. 13:45.505 --> 13:46.985 This Mickey, he's a good boy. 13:47.065 --> 13:49.625 Hi, my chocolate tiramisu. Hi, Uncle Kuku. What are you-- 13:49.705 --> 13:50.505 Hi! 13:53.025 --> 13:54.185 What are you doing here? 13:54.265 --> 13:56.905 Forget about me. What are you doing here? 13:56.985 --> 13:59.665 I'm performing an angiography on my patient. 13:59.745 --> 14:00.705 Really? 14:01.665 --> 14:04.785 Then why on earth did the nurse say that you're busy? 14:06.185 --> 14:07.505 Angiography, baby? 14:07.585 --> 14:11.185 Yeah, I know. They used to be my favorite subjects in school. 14:12.025 --> 14:14.825 - In school? - Yeah. History and Geography. 14:19.385 --> 14:22.505 Listen, just do Uncle Kuku's check-up. He's feeling a little heavy in 14:22.585 --> 14:25.945 the heart. You do something related to the heart, right? 14:28.425 --> 14:29.225 Cute. 14:30.305 --> 14:34.345 My oranges and melons, what did I tell you? At 3 o' clock I'll be coming 14:34.425 --> 14:36.505 home for you. 14:37.305 --> 14:41.185 First I'll do Uncle Kuku's check-up and then I'll check you out. 14:42.305 --> 14:45.465 You're sure right? Because Aunty Rajni is about to drop a huge bomb on 14:45.545 --> 14:47.745 Uncle Kuku's head. A divorce notice. 14:47.825 --> 14:48.705 Divorce? 14:48.785 --> 14:50.465 Imagine, after so many years. 14:50.545 --> 14:53.145 But, Priyanka, do you even know how much these divorces cost? 14:53.225 --> 14:55.985 I know. When couples see red, divorce lawyers see green. 14:56.065 --> 14:59.065 Ruhaan, finish your porridge fast. Come on. Hurry up! 14:59.145 --> 15:02.665 You know, divorces are pretty much like Chinese cabbages and asparagus. 15:02.745 --> 15:05.065 - What? - You don't get them easily. 15:06.105 --> 15:10.305 And poor old Uncle Kuku, he's got early dementia and you guys are just-- 15:10.385 --> 15:12.825 Don't. Don't, Adi. Please don't use Uncle Kuku's victim card. 15:12.905 --> 15:14.265 But what "victim card"? 15:14.345 --> 15:18.825 Now If something happens to you for example, paralysis, diabetes. 15:20.625 --> 15:22.105 Schizophrenia, arthritis, 15:22.185 --> 15:25.785 Then do you think I'll just leave you and say," You go your own way and 15:25.865 --> 15:26.705 I'll go mine." 15:27.985 --> 15:31.985 Nothing is wrong with me. But do you think you're still with me? Huh? 15:32.065 --> 15:34.385 There's absolutely no romance in our lives. 15:34.465 --> 15:37.105 - We still have a lot of romance left. - Papa! 15:37.745 --> 15:38.785 B-but the boys. 15:42.265 --> 15:46.505 We now have children, Priyanka. So, look, here comes the little monster. 15:47.225 --> 15:48.265 Yes dear, tell me. 15:48.345 --> 15:51.225 Papa, can you give me a one rupee or a two rupee coin? 15:51.305 --> 15:52.105 Why? 15:52.185 --> 15:54.305 I want to eat it. I'm really hungry. 15:55.025 --> 15:55.825 This is new. 15:57.065 --> 15:59.465 You're now going to eat coins when you're hungry? 15:59.545 --> 16:03.545 Yeah. You keep saying everyone is just gobbling up money these days. 16:03.625 --> 16:05.905 - What's wrong with you, Mummy. - That's a bribe! 16:05.985 --> 16:08.905 What? People are eating brides as well nowadays? 16:08.985 --> 16:10.665 Vedant, I said bribe! 16:10.745 --> 16:13.745 Hey, hey, hey. You'll- you'll blow out the candles, dear. Why don't 16:13.825 --> 16:16.145 you let me deal with him. You go and yell at Ruhaan. 16:16.225 --> 16:17.025 Yeah. 16:17.105 --> 16:19.065 - Ruhaan. - No, no! Not from here. Do it from 16:19.145 --> 16:21.345 the kitchen. You'll be closer to him. 16:23.145 --> 16:25.345 Ruhaan! Ruhaan! 16:26.865 --> 16:31.185 - Why haven't you had your porridge as yet? - There's a fly in my porridge! 16:32.505 --> 16:34.705 - Now tell me. - A fly is stuck in my porridge. 16:34.785 --> 16:39.105 What? This porridge is really thick. How could a fly get stuck in this? 16:40.625 --> 16:43.865 Because when I smacked it, it was sitting on the porridge. 16:43.945 --> 16:45.945 Now please go and make me some pancakes. 16:46.025 --> 16:49.425 What do you mean, make me some pancakes? Do you know it will take me an hour 16:49.505 --> 16:50.985 to do that, and you will end up missing your school bus. 16:51.065 --> 16:53.745 Okay, you better get started then. I'll go take off my uniform. 16:53.825 --> 16:57.665 It was not a suggestion. Keep your uniform on. Don't take it off. 16:57.745 --> 16:58.545 Priyanka 16:58.625 --> 16:59.505 - My dear wife - Tell me, darling. 16:59.585 --> 17:02.745 Is it possible for a father to get a divorce from his own child? 17:02.825 --> 17:04.785 It is worth considering, my dear. 17:04.865 --> 17:05.945 But, what's wrong? 17:07.745 --> 17:08.585 Open the door. 17:08.665 --> 17:12.265 I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm definitely divorcing this man now. Hold on! Hold on! 17:12.345 --> 17:14.385 Open the door! 17:16.265 --> 17:17.865 Oh, just turn the handle like this. 17:17.945 --> 17:21.025 - But it's not turning. - Why did you have to lock it? 17:21.105 --> 17:23.025 One has to lock the bathroom, right? 17:23.105 --> 17:27.225 Oh, my God! Listen, you're not in the bathroom, you're in the bedroom. 17:28.625 --> 17:29.425 Oh, really? 17:31.465 --> 17:34.545 No wonder, I was thinking where did the commode go? 17:36.385 --> 17:37.585 Okay. Just sit down. 17:38.385 --> 17:41.505 Yeah, but, how do I sit down? There's no commode here. 17:41.585 --> 17:44.225 Just sit down anywhere. I'm trying to look for the key. 17:44.305 --> 17:45.345 Listen! 17:45.425 --> 17:47.465 I can hear you. I'm not hard of hearing! 17:47.545 --> 17:49.745 But I badly need to pee, Jharni! 17:51.105 --> 17:55.105 Rajni! Not Jharni! Rajni, Rajni, Rajni! 17:55.185 --> 17:57.105 Who drinks a jug full of juice? 17:58.865 --> 18:02.785 Oh, yeah. Listen, do one thing. You see, uh, that money plant over 18:02.865 --> 18:04.665 there?. Do it in that. Go on. 18:04.745 --> 18:07.185 Oh, what's the point? This plant is fake. 18:08.225 --> 18:12.265 So, I am not asking you to water that fake plant. 18:13.985 --> 18:14.785 Listen! 18:16.345 --> 18:17.145 Listen! 18:18.385 --> 18:22.745 Here. You remember that candle stand that your mother gave us, that antique one? I 18:22.825 --> 18:25.185 - found it! - Oh, I thought I had lost it. 18:25.785 --> 18:27.225 Can I pee in this thing? 18:28.305 --> 18:30.185 Yeah! Please do. Do it! 18:31.225 --> 18:32.665 How can I say no to him? 18:37.065 --> 18:39.625 - Listen! - I'm not listening anymore. 18:40.105 --> 18:42.105 Do whatever the hell you want. 18:46.385 --> 18:49.905 Hey. The keys to this room were right here on the side table. 18:49.985 --> 18:51.345 Oh, my God! 18:52.705 --> 18:56.545 Alright, you just finish doing your business and bring those keys 18:56.625 --> 18:59.305 with you to the balcony. Okay? 19:00.105 --> 19:00.905 What? 19:01.585 --> 19:03.265 Are you still alive in there? 19:03.345 --> 19:04.945 - Yeah, yeah. - Don't die then. 19:05.025 --> 19:06.545 How can I say no to him? 19:08.585 --> 19:12.145 Priyanka, I have to leave for office soon and he has soaked all my underwear 19:12.225 --> 19:14.625 in water. Why did you have to do this? 19:14.705 --> 19:18.105 You're the one who taught me, that it's good to help with the house chores. 19:18.185 --> 19:21.225 I thought one of your under wears is dirty. So I just soaked it. 19:21.305 --> 19:23.025 Then why did you put all of them? 19:23.105 --> 19:25.825 Now how would I know which underwear was dirty? 19:25.905 --> 19:29.465 I'm being scolded for trying to help you. I don't want to live in this house 19:29.545 --> 19:31.385 - anymore! - Vedant! 19:32.745 --> 19:35.545 Hurry up! We're about to miss our school bus! 19:35.625 --> 19:37.425 Heard that? Influencer? 19:38.425 --> 19:39.625 Now what do I do? 19:39.705 --> 19:41.025 Wear cycling shorts for now. 19:41.105 --> 19:42.945 They're already in the laundry. 19:43.785 --> 19:45.025 Just go commando. 19:45.105 --> 19:47.345 Priyanka, you know my problem. 19:47.425 --> 19:48.425 Okay, one second. 19:54.705 --> 19:55.665 Today wear mine. 19:56.385 --> 19:57.185 You're joking? 19:57.265 --> 20:00.945 Do I look like I'm joking? Just wear it. Nobody will see it. 20:01.025 --> 20:03.145 And what about my feelings getting hurt? 20:03.225 --> 20:06.225 Your men's underwear will be sent to you with the driver along with 20:06.305 --> 20:09.665 your lunch. Now go. I have to get to Aunty Rajni's house. 20:11.545 --> 20:12.345 Cheers! 20:12.945 --> 20:13.745 Are you done? 20:13.825 --> 20:18.065 Yeah. I managed pretty well with this candle stand your mother had gifted. 20:18.145 --> 20:21.465 It was a little small for me, but I managed it, Manjari. 20:23.185 --> 20:24.905 - Now throw the keys. - Okay. 20:26.825 --> 20:27.625 What do I do? 20:29.185 --> 20:31.905 Tell me, Rajnikant. What do you want me to do? 20:39.225 --> 20:40.345 You want a divorce? 20:40.905 --> 20:42.105 No. She doesn't want it. 20:42.185 --> 20:45.905 Yeah. No. I got these papers prepared for my PHD thesis, right? 20:47.545 --> 20:48.945 I will get the divorce 20:49.025 --> 20:50.465 Why? Why do you want it? 20:51.305 --> 20:52.265 Because you… 20:52.745 --> 20:55.145 Why the hell did you put the keys in this? 20:55.225 --> 20:56.345 You told me to do that. 20:56.425 --> 20:59.265 Do you have any kind of common sense or not? 20:59.345 --> 21:01.105 Aunty. Aunty. Relax, relax. 21:01.185 --> 21:04.825 This happens everyday. Yesterday he said the apple's too hard. 21:04.905 --> 21:06.345 Yeah, so It's possible that the apple was raw, Aunty. 21:06.425 --> 21:08.265 He was biting on a tennis ball. 21:08.945 --> 21:09.745 Oh! 21:10.665 --> 21:13.225 He must have thought it's a green apple. 21:13.305 --> 21:16.385 So, is divorce the solution to this, Aunty Rajni? Tell me. Tell me. 21:16.465 --> 21:19.625 - You know what I think? - Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 21:19.705 --> 21:23.065 I do want a divorce. Can't I live a little for myself? 21:24.225 --> 21:25.025 Come here. 21:25.105 --> 21:26.225 Why? Why? What is it? 21:26.305 --> 21:27.585 Uncle, uncle. 21:28.105 --> 21:30.105 Have a look at all the conditions. 21:31.105 --> 21:35.505 Once we're divorced, you will live in that room and I'll live in this one. 21:36.585 --> 21:37.385 Excuse me. 21:38.185 --> 21:41.985 The two of you are going to stay together even after the divorce? 21:42.065 --> 21:44.905 Do you expect me to send him to an old age home? 21:45.745 --> 21:47.825 Who does he have apart from me now? 21:48.465 --> 21:50.065 Nice. Nice. 21:51.945 --> 21:53.545 - Yeah. - Come, sit down. 21:53.625 --> 21:54.945 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 21:55.025 --> 21:55.825 Yeah. 21:55.905 --> 21:58.425 Keep saying such sweet things, Aunty Rajni. See the pulse has become normal. 21:58.505 --> 21:59.945 Let me make it abnormal. 22:00.865 --> 22:01.945 Read the next one. 22:03.665 --> 22:05.505 Three meals in a day, medicine, 22:06.625 --> 22:09.705 [hysiotherapy, an evening walk and the diaper change. 22:09.785 --> 22:12.825 Other than these things I will have no other responsibilities. 22:12.905 --> 22:14.905 So you'll be doing all this as well? 22:14.985 --> 22:19.065 Do you want me to leave him to a care taker? And that too at his age? 22:21.425 --> 22:23.385 Then why on earth are you getting a divorce? 22:23.465 --> 22:24.265 - Hmm. - Yeah. 22:24.345 --> 22:26.105 - I'll get a divorce for sure. Can't I - Hmm. 22:26.185 --> 22:29.785 - Live a little for myself? - Can't I live a little for myself? 22:31.265 --> 22:32.625 I have to go to the bathroom. 22:32.705 --> 22:33.665 Kimi! Bathroom. 22:35.225 --> 22:37.825 - Kimi? - And I'll use this to wipe it off. 22:38.305 --> 22:41.385 Hey, should I use this side of the paper or this one? 22:41.465 --> 22:43.585 They'll both be equally rough. 22:43.665 --> 22:46.025 Yes, Uncle, the terms and conditions are very strong. 22:46.105 --> 22:47.625 You will not use any of the sides. 22:47.705 --> 22:50.625 Oh, I will. I will be using this, and I won't give you a divorce. 22:50.705 --> 22:53.385 - Uncle! - And I will definitely get a divorce. 22:53.465 --> 22:55.425 Can't I live a little for myself? 22:56.345 --> 22:57.145 Aunty. 22:57.225 --> 22:59.705 I have to go to the bathroom. Let go, Mini. 22:59.785 --> 23:00.585 "Mini"? 23:01.825 --> 23:02.905 Should I go alone? 23:03.785 --> 23:07.265 - I'll take him there. - What? Why is she taking him? 23:08.105 --> 23:11.305 He sat on the washing machine the other day. Let's go. 23:12.025 --> 23:13.545 Sat on the washing machine? 23:13.625 --> 23:15.625 Yeah, they have a top loading machine. 23:15.705 --> 23:16.505 Ah. 23:17.145 --> 23:19.145 - Priyanka, let's go to the lawyer after - Hmm? 23:19.225 --> 23:20.065 This, okay? 23:20.665 --> 23:21.545 What lawyer? 23:22.385 --> 23:25.945 What's his name again? Who's your cousin who looks like the thing that you 23:26.025 --> 23:27.705 ring out and hang to dry? 23:27.785 --> 23:30.185 - What's his name? - Aunty, I have never squeezed or 23:30.265 --> 23:32.945 - rung out or hung out any of my - What the hell is his name. I can't 23:33.025 --> 23:34.585 - cousins to dry. - remember. 23:34.665 --> 23:35.625 Advocate Mandar. 23:36.425 --> 23:38.465 Charushila Gaitonde's younger son, Ragini. 23:38.545 --> 23:41.585 Yeah. "Charushila's younger son", he remembers all that, but my name 23:41.665 --> 23:43.985 is "Ragini" now. 23:45.665 --> 23:48.665 What do I do? Who will help me with this crazy man? 23:48.745 --> 23:49.585 Listen, Rajat! 23:50.665 --> 23:51.945 Yes. I'm coming. 23:54.145 --> 23:55.065 Oh, my God! 23:55.145 --> 23:55.985 Hey, what happened? 23:56.065 --> 24:00.345 I forgot to send Adi an underwear along with his lunchbox. Chandu! 24:00.425 --> 24:01.985 - Underwear? - Underwear? 24:02.065 --> 24:05.305 Don't we generally send napkins along with a lunch box? 24:05.385 --> 24:07.865 I don't have any idea what the hell is going on here. 24:07.945 --> 24:08.865 EVEN MY BREATH USED TO SMELL 24:08.945 --> 24:11.665 Okay, guys. So, for the Neem Honey toothpaste, 24:11.745 --> 24:15.185 we have an audience in tier-2, tier-3 cities, okay? 24:15.265 --> 24:17.385 Or I can say villages. 24:17.985 --> 24:21.785 And to crack it we'll need a small, a two to three word catchphrase 24:21.865 --> 24:23.065 for this, okay? 24:26.465 --> 24:28.145 Adi? What are you doing? 24:28.905 --> 24:31.745 Are you okay? Why are you so uncomfortable? 24:31.825 --> 24:33.985 Do you want to change your chair? 24:34.065 --> 24:36.745 No, no. Changing the chair isn't going to help. 24:36.825 --> 24:39.945 Then let's quickly get done with it. We all have a full body check-up 24:40.025 --> 24:41.865 in a bit. I hope you know that? 24:44.345 --> 24:47.425 Listen. Did you get the underwear? Tell me, tell me. Did you get the 24:47.505 --> 24:48.305 lunch box? 24:48.385 --> 24:51.225 Hey, thank you, Priyanka. You sent it at the right time. 24:51.305 --> 24:54.825 The company's health checkup is about to begin. And they do a full strip search 24:54.905 --> 24:55.705 here. 24:55.785 --> 24:58.105 Now quickly go and change. Just hurry up, go. 24:58.185 --> 24:59.065 Ruhaan! 24:59.785 --> 25:01.225 And the candle went out. 25:10.425 --> 25:11.465 Can we come in, sir? 25:11.545 --> 25:14.065 Yes, come in. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Don't come in. No! 25:14.145 --> 25:15.185 Adi, sir, the health-- 25:15.265 --> 25:17.185 - Checkup has got canceled. - Sir! 25:18.385 --> 25:19.705 Sir! Sir! 25:20.345 --> 25:21.345 Oh, no.