WEBVTT 00:00:42.465 --> 00:00:43.865 align:center Ladies and gentlemen, 00:00:43.945 --> 00:00:47.265 align:center welcome to the official launch of the Bookworm Award Nominee, the Chumbak 00:00:47.345 --> 00:00:51.665 align:center It will be an unforgettable evening. Today we're honoured to have with us 00:00:51.745 --> 00:00:53.585 align:center - Chapters. - Excuse me! 00:00:54.065 --> 00:00:56.425 align:center Can you tell me where I can find a mare? 00:00:57.385 --> 00:01:00.225 align:center Please tell me, where would one find a mare here? 00:01:00.305 --> 00:01:02.265 align:center Where would one find a mare here? 00:01:02.345 --> 00:01:03.945 align:center I just asked you that question. 00:01:04.025 --> 00:01:06.745 align:center Why are you asking me the same question again? 00:01:07.785 --> 00:01:08.905 align:center Are you mocking me? 00:01:09.425 --> 00:01:11.345 align:center - Are you trying to copy me? - No, no. Why-- 00:01:11.425 --> 00:01:14.705 align:center Enough now! Just tell me where I can find a mare, or I'll-I'll punch you 00:01:14.785 --> 00:01:15.625 align:center in the face! 00:01:15.705 --> 00:01:16.505 align:center Kuku, Kuku! 00:01:16.585 --> 00:01:18.745 align:center - I need a mare for my wedding next - Yes, yes, yes. 00:01:18.825 --> 00:01:20.865 align:center - Month! Why don't you ask her. - Madam, what was your name again? 00:01:20.945 --> 00:01:22.465 align:center - My name is Rajni. - Hello. 00:01:22.545 --> 00:01:23.345 align:center Hi, Kuku. 00:01:23.425 --> 00:01:26.425 align:center Ask her, she's the one I'm getting married to, I'm getting married to 00:01:26.505 --> 00:01:27.785 align:center Ranji next month. 00:01:27.865 --> 00:01:30.585 align:center Why don't you come with me for a second. Come. 00:01:30.665 --> 00:01:31.465 align:center He's trying to mock me, that idiot! 00:01:31.545 --> 00:01:34.225 align:center Don't you remember, you got married to me so many years ago. 00:01:34.305 --> 00:01:35.625 align:center So, so, sorry, sir. I'm sorry. 00:01:35.705 --> 00:01:39.105 align:center Yeah, yeah, we have a son. Wait, I'll just show it to you. Here. Here he is, 00:01:39.185 --> 00:01:39.985 align:center Nikhilesh. 00:01:41.465 --> 00:01:42.265 align:center Hi! 00:01:42.345 --> 00:01:46.945 align:center And along with him it's his American, uhhhhh, what do you call a spouse to be? 00:01:47.705 --> 00:01:49.545 align:center - Fancy. - No, not fancy. 00:01:50.025 --> 00:01:51.505 align:center Spouse to be… 00:01:51.585 --> 00:01:52.865 align:center Uh, fiancée. 00:01:53.425 --> 00:01:54.585 align:center This is his fiancée. 00:01:54.665 --> 00:01:55.665 align:center Very Pretty. 00:01:55.745 --> 00:01:57.625 align:center And what a cute name, Fiancée. 00:02:00.305 --> 00:02:01.185 align:center Look who's here! Hi! 00:02:01.265 --> 00:02:02.545 align:center Hi! Aunty Rajni! 00:02:02.625 --> 00:02:03.665 align:center - Hello! - Oh, hello! 00:02:03.745 --> 00:02:05.625 align:center - Hi, Aunty! - Hello, Uncle Kuku. 00:02:07.345 --> 00:02:09.225 align:center - Hi! How are you? - Hi! How are you? 00:02:09.305 --> 00:02:11.625 align:center Hi! Who are you? 00:02:15.465 --> 00:02:16.345 align:center Dharmendra. 00:02:16.425 --> 00:02:17.385 align:center Kiran. 00:02:17.465 --> 00:02:18.265 align:center Kiran. 00:02:18.825 --> 00:02:20.705 align:center Alright, look, you live, in row house 00:02:20.785 --> 00:02:24.345 align:center - number 12, we're in row house number 4. - Row house number 4? 00:02:24.425 --> 00:02:25.225 align:center Chumbak Colony. 00:02:25.305 --> 00:02:26.545 align:center - Chumbak, Chumbak. - Yes. 00:02:26.625 --> 00:02:27.465 align:center - Right! - Yeah… 00:02:27.545 --> 00:02:29.705 align:center - Yeah! Thank God, you remember. - Yes. 00:02:29.785 --> 00:02:31.505 align:center He'll forget in five minutes. 00:02:32.825 --> 00:02:36.425 align:center Oh my! Micky-Chikki, I've got a hickey. Everyone's over here. 00:02:37.065 --> 00:02:38.225 align:center Hi, everyone! 00:02:50.305 --> 00:02:52.345 align:center When did you guys arrive? How was New York? 00:02:52.425 --> 00:02:54.265 align:center - Amazing! - Boring! 00:02:55.225 --> 00:02:57.905 align:center There were only doctors in Micky's doctor seminar. 00:02:57.985 --> 00:02:59.865 align:center - Pathetic! - Not even nurses? 00:02:59.945 --> 00:03:02.945 align:center What's this Micky? Weren't there any junk food guys or those beauty 00:03:03.025 --> 00:03:04.625 align:center parlor girls and not even a performer, nothing? 00:03:04.705 --> 00:03:06.185 align:center Nobody at all. 00:03:06.265 --> 00:03:10.185 align:center - Why did you take her there? - And there were no salad bars either. 00:03:12.505 --> 00:03:14.465 align:center - Hi! Hi! - Hi. 00:03:14.545 --> 00:03:16.385 align:center - Hi. - All this can wait. 00:03:16.465 --> 00:03:18.145 align:center He left Vedant dri-- 00:03:20.425 --> 00:03:22.585 align:center He's crazy. He let Vedant drive the car. 00:03:22.665 --> 00:03:24.025 align:center Adi, what's wrong with you? 00:03:24.105 --> 00:03:27.425 align:center Listen, Priyanka, don't create a fuss about it. I just gave him the car 00:03:27.505 --> 00:03:29.505 align:center to drive around the block, that's it. 00:03:29.585 --> 00:03:32.745 align:center Adi, Vedant is just 10 years old. He's just a child! 00:03:33.265 --> 00:03:35.985 align:center - Look, please don't do this again, dear. - Huh? 00:03:36.065 --> 00:03:39.185 align:center But, look how beautifully he drove the car. Just while reversing the 00:03:39.265 --> 00:03:42.665 align:center car he accidentally hit Mr. Wadhwa's car, just a little bit. 00:03:42.745 --> 00:03:45.705 align:center - Mummy! - And the police got involved, that's all. 00:03:45.785 --> 00:03:46.945 align:center That's all? 00:03:47.025 --> 00:03:48.785 align:center There's nothing to worry about. 00:03:48.865 --> 00:03:51.065 align:center You are the same. Cool as a cucumber. 00:03:52.625 --> 00:03:55.905 align:center - He doesn't look like a cucumber to me. - Just forget about it. 00:03:55.985 --> 00:03:58.065 align:center Hi! Hutoxi! Hutoxi. 00:03:59.665 --> 00:04:01.865 align:center - Thank you for coming. - All the best! All the best! 00:04:01.945 --> 00:04:02.745 align:center Thank you. Thank you. 00:04:02.825 --> 00:04:05.265 align:center Are you nervous right now? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. 00:04:05.345 --> 00:04:09.465 align:center I mean, it's going to be my first book release, guys so, it's amazing. 00:04:10.505 --> 00:04:12.265 align:center - Hutoxi. - Hmm. 00:04:12.985 --> 00:04:15.985 align:center Look, I've already picked up two copies of your first book just 00:04:16.065 --> 00:04:17.985 align:center - for myself. - Why two? 00:04:18.545 --> 00:04:19.385 align:center Kiran, 00:04:20.225 --> 00:04:22.065 align:center Hutoxi is my best friend as well. 00:04:22.145 --> 00:04:25.585 align:center It's her very first ever book. Will I read it only once? 00:04:26.105 --> 00:04:26.945 align:center Right, Hutoxi? 00:04:27.025 --> 00:04:28.705 align:center - Yeah. - Hello, baby girl! 00:04:28.785 --> 00:04:30.585 align:center - Hi, Daddy! - Hello! 00:04:30.665 --> 00:04:33.225 align:center - Hello, everyone. Hello, how's it going? - Hi, Daddy. 00:04:33.305 --> 00:04:34.665 align:center - Hey! - Bloody bacteria. 00:04:35.265 --> 00:04:36.105 align:center Daddy! 00:04:37.265 --> 00:04:38.065 align:center Hutoo! 00:04:46.145 --> 00:04:49.745 align:center No, no, no! Get out, both of you! Just get out! 00:04:50.225 --> 00:04:52.425 align:center Hutoxi, Hutoxi. Calm down, calm down! 00:04:52.505 --> 00:04:53.465 align:center Calm, calm, calm! 00:04:53.545 --> 00:04:57.585 align:center The two of you are not invited to my book launch. Don't you know that? 00:04:57.665 --> 00:05:00.265 align:center Hutoxi, my dear, just forget about the past. 00:05:01.105 --> 00:05:05.185 align:center Babe, It's all water under the bridge. Forget about it in the name of love. 00:05:05.265 --> 00:05:08.385 align:center Look I've baked a cake for you with my own two hands. 00:05:09.185 --> 00:05:10.665 align:center Just forget about it now. 00:05:11.345 --> 00:05:12.865 align:center I should forget about it? Huh? 00:05:12.945 --> 00:05:16.665 align:center You remember, your mom placed my minced meat and bun with sleeping pills 00:05:16.745 --> 00:05:19.425 align:center and fed me that. You want me to forget about it? 00:05:19.505 --> 00:05:20.745 align:center Hutoxi, darling, 00:05:20.825 --> 00:05:23.665 align:center but I had made that minced meat for the both of us to eat, don't 00:05:23.745 --> 00:05:24.825 align:center - you remember? - Oh, yeah. 00:05:24.905 --> 00:05:26.865 align:center Then why didn't you eat it, Mamma? 00:05:26.945 --> 00:05:30.145 align:center Listen, Hutoxi! You had the minced meat and then you just collapsed 00:05:30.225 --> 00:05:31.345 align:center on the floor, didn't you? 00:05:31.425 --> 00:05:34.025 align:center - Yeah! - You were frothing at the mouth, so scary. 00:05:34.105 --> 00:05:34.905 align:center Yeah! 00:05:34.985 --> 00:05:38.225 align:center Do you really expect Mamma to have meat at such a time? 00:05:38.865 --> 00:05:41.425 align:center She's not that heartless and cruel, my poor little Mamma. 00:05:41.505 --> 00:05:43.545 align:center She's still your 'poor little' Mamma? 00:05:43.625 --> 00:05:45.265 align:center - Quiet, quiet. - Hutoxi! Hutoxi! 00:05:45.345 --> 00:05:46.905 align:center - Let go. - Yeah. 00:05:46.985 --> 00:05:49.865 align:center Your own book launch will get messed up. Please. 00:05:49.945 --> 00:05:52.145 align:center I've come here just to bless you, my darling. 00:05:52.225 --> 00:05:54.305 align:center - And I'm here for love. - Okay. 00:05:54.385 --> 00:05:55.345 align:center I'll allow them. 00:05:55.985 --> 00:05:56.905 align:center Just for today. 00:05:58.905 --> 00:06:02.865 align:center Hutoxi! Hutoxi! My darling! 00:06:07.585 --> 00:06:08.985 align:center Ladies and gentlemen, 00:06:09.065 --> 00:06:12.425 align:center we welcome you all today at Miss Bharucha's book reading event of "The 00:06:12.505 --> 00:06:13.505 align:center Chumbak Chapters" 00:06:16.705 --> 00:06:17.505 align:center Thank you. 00:06:18.425 --> 00:06:19.665 align:center The Chumbak Chapters. 00:06:20.625 --> 00:06:21.425 align:center Chapter One. 00:06:21.505 --> 00:06:23.865 align:center That's very nice. What a beginning. Wow. 00:06:26.265 --> 00:06:31.105 align:center Chumbak Colony, a row-house society located in the Chembur area of Mumbai. 00:06:31.945 --> 00:06:35.665 align:center Five families connected to each other by a magnet of neighborliness 00:06:35.745 --> 00:06:38.225 align:center and friendship in their own unique world. 00:06:38.305 --> 00:06:43.145 align:center Aunty Rajni from row house 12, who is the most senior and everyone's favorite, was 00:06:43.225 --> 00:06:44.625 align:center very upset that night. 00:06:46.065 --> 00:06:46.865 align:center Hi, Mummy. 00:06:46.945 --> 00:06:49.985 align:center Nikhilesh, listen, I hope it's not too cold in America? 00:06:50.065 --> 00:06:51.825 align:center Oh, it's very cold here. It's been snowing since morning. 00:06:51.905 --> 00:06:54.945 align:center Nikhilesh, your father's missing from home again. 00:06:55.025 --> 00:06:57.225 align:center Missing again? How can he just leave like that? 00:06:57.305 --> 00:07:00.905 align:center I served him dinner at 7:45 and he started eating it at 8:30. 00:07:01.505 --> 00:07:05.025 align:center You know your father's suffering from forgetfulness, don't you? He'd forgotten 00:07:05.105 --> 00:07:06.785 align:center where he kept his dentures. 00:07:06.865 --> 00:07:11.425 align:center When I opened the fridge that's where I found them biting on to a damn donut. 00:07:12.745 --> 00:07:16.105 align:center The curry was in the bathroom. I almost washed my face with it. 00:07:16.185 --> 00:07:20.465 align:center At 8:45 he wanted to go to the bathroom. Okay, I mean when you got to go. 00:07:20.545 --> 00:07:23.905 align:center - Yeah, well, you got to go. - At about 9:45 I knocked on the door. 00:07:23.985 --> 00:07:26.985 align:center He opened it at 10 'o' clock. He'd fallen asleep. 00:07:27.065 --> 00:07:30.385 align:center Then it took him 10 minutes to wear his pants. Do you know why? He was 00:07:30.465 --> 00:07:33.185 align:center trying to put both his legs into the same side. 00:07:33.265 --> 00:07:36.985 align:center Then he said play some chaotic drama on the iPad for me, I thought fine, can't 00:07:37.065 --> 00:07:39.625 align:center say no to him. So I played the NEWS for him. 00:07:39.705 --> 00:07:40.825 align:center Then I fell asleep. 00:07:40.905 --> 00:07:44.265 align:center And when I woke up, I saw that the main door was open and your father 00:07:44.345 --> 00:07:46.545 align:center was missing. Without taking his pills. 00:07:46.625 --> 00:07:47.665 align:center Relax, Mummy. 00:07:47.745 --> 00:07:48.665 align:center Don't worry. 00:07:49.145 --> 00:07:52.065 align:center You can do one thing. Go over to Priyanka's place. 00:07:52.145 --> 00:07:55.065 align:center If she yells out for help from her courtyard, the whole Chumbak Colony will 00:07:55.145 --> 00:07:57.385 align:center - start looking for Dad. Okay? - Ruhaan! 00:07:59.505 --> 00:08:04.385 align:center Oh God, Ruhaan! You can't play such loud music so late in the night! 00:08:04.865 --> 00:08:08.505 align:center You're disturbing all our neighbours. Hey, come on! Turn off the music! 00:08:08.585 --> 00:08:09.385 align:center No! 00:08:09.865 --> 00:08:10.665 align:center Adi! 00:08:11.745 --> 00:08:12.545 align:center Adi! 00:08:13.785 --> 00:08:14.625 align:center Oh, man! 00:08:15.105 --> 00:08:15.905 align:center You need to talk to him. You need to talk 00:08:15.985 --> 00:08:16.785 align:center I just lit up the candles. What is it? 00:08:16.865 --> 00:08:19.225 align:center To him right now. 00:08:19.705 --> 00:08:23.865 align:center Just make him understand. Tell him that he needs to turn off the music. 00:08:23.945 --> 00:08:24.745 align:center Ruhaan. 00:08:24.825 --> 00:08:27.705 align:center If you don't turn that music off in the next 10 seconds, I'll dump 00:08:27.785 --> 00:08:30.105 align:center your blue tooth speaker into the water. 00:08:31.065 --> 00:08:31.865 align:center Done. 00:08:36.665 --> 00:08:39.465 align:center I hope she let's me speak today. Uh, Priyanka. 00:08:39.545 --> 00:08:41.705 align:center - Hey, Aunty Rajni? - Priyanka… 00:08:41.785 --> 00:08:43.945 align:center - Why do you look so worried? - Listen. 00:08:44.025 --> 00:08:45.865 align:center - One second, one second, one second. - Just listen, listen to me! 00:08:45.945 --> 00:08:46.985 align:center - You, sit here calmly and tell me - Yeah, yeah. 00:08:47.065 --> 00:08:49.065 align:center - What is it. Adi! - I'm right here. 00:08:50.465 --> 00:08:53.665 align:center So for that healthy salad of yours, you know, he's so health conscious. 00:08:53.745 --> 00:08:54.905 align:center Everything has to be healthy. 00:08:54.985 --> 00:08:58.545 align:center You know if he had his way he would have made me toss quinoa instead of rice at 00:08:58.625 --> 00:08:59.745 align:center our wedding ritual. 00:09:00.385 --> 00:09:03.705 align:center But, why are you so worried? Tell me, tell me. Aunty, I've been constantly 00:09:03.785 --> 00:09:06.545 align:center asking you what's the problem, but you aren't saying anything. Tell me, 00:09:06.625 --> 00:09:08.225 align:center - tell me. - Yeah, I'm just-- 00:09:09.705 --> 00:09:12.625 align:center First just calm down and then tell me what it is. 00:09:13.825 --> 00:09:14.825 align:center Come on, tell me. 00:09:18.505 --> 00:09:19.305 align:center Not now. 00:09:23.985 --> 00:09:25.345 align:center Wait for it. 00:09:25.425 --> 00:09:26.985 align:center Tell me. Come on, tell me. 00:09:27.705 --> 00:09:30.225 align:center - Go now! - Your uncle's gone missing again. 00:09:30.305 --> 00:09:32.625 align:center I said it! Oh, I said it! I won! 00:09:32.705 --> 00:09:33.625 align:center Very good! 00:09:34.425 --> 00:09:36.665 align:center - I said it! - But why are you laughing? 00:09:36.745 --> 00:09:39.465 align:center - Come on, let's go find him. - Come on, come on. Let's go, Priyanka! 00:09:39.545 --> 00:09:41.745 align:center You go to Twinkle's house. Adi, you call Freddy. 00:09:41.825 --> 00:09:45.145 align:center - Hutoxi, come on. Answer the call. - Aunty Rajni! Hurry! Uncle Kuku's gone 00:09:45.225 --> 00:09:46.025 align:center missing! 00:09:48.145 --> 00:09:49.265 align:center Listen, Dharmendra! 00:09:53.825 --> 00:09:54.625 align:center What? 00:09:54.705 --> 00:09:57.545 align:center What a beautiful sari. Come here, my queen! 00:09:58.025 --> 00:09:59.385 align:center Get lost, scoundrel! 00:09:59.465 --> 00:10:02.465 align:center - Aren't you a little too shy today? - Yeah, tell me. What? 00:10:02.545 --> 00:10:04.465 align:center So, you know Uncle Kuku, right? 00:10:05.025 --> 00:10:06.145 align:center He's gone missing. 00:10:06.225 --> 00:10:08.465 align:center - Oh, God! Are you serious? - Yeah. 00:10:08.545 --> 00:10:11.105 align:center Okay, let me remove this wig and make-up and come. 00:10:11.185 --> 00:10:12.145 align:center - We'll join you. Remove these anklets - Yeah. 00:10:12.225 --> 00:10:13.025 align:center As well. 00:10:13.105 --> 00:10:17.585 align:center The call's connected. It's done. Hello? Hutoxi! Hello? What's it? What's it? 00:10:18.105 --> 00:10:20.425 align:center - Has she answered the call? - No, no, it's still ringing. 00:10:20.505 --> 00:10:21.945 align:center - Go on! Go on! - Priyanka! 00:10:22.025 --> 00:10:24.425 align:center - What? - At least let her answer the call. 00:10:24.505 --> 00:10:26.745 align:center - Hmm. - Then maybe don't let her speak. 00:10:28.025 --> 00:10:29.945 align:center Why don't you call Freddy in the mean time? 00:10:30.025 --> 00:10:33.145 align:center - Even he's not answering. - I'm sure, Freddy, his Mumma and his wife, 00:10:33.225 --> 00:10:36.225 align:center are fighting about something very stupid right now. 00:10:40.345 --> 00:10:42.345 align:center She's my son's only mistake. 00:10:43.305 --> 00:10:45.425 align:center Hopeless Hutoxi! 00:10:47.505 --> 00:10:48.425 align:center Look at this, Freddy. 00:10:48.505 --> 00:10:52.945 align:center She cut all these vegetables in the night and kept them in the refrigerator. 00:10:53.025 --> 00:10:56.265 align:center Mamma, see, I have to make vegetable biryani for Freddy early in the morning 00:10:56.345 --> 00:10:57.945 align:center tomorrow so that is why I-- 00:10:58.025 --> 00:10:59.585 align:center Hey, hey, hey, mind your language, Hutoxi. 00:10:59.665 --> 00:11:03.465 align:center How dare you even think about using the word vegetable before biryani? 00:11:03.545 --> 00:11:06.665 align:center What if someone heard you say that, what would they think of us in the Parsi 00:11:06.745 --> 00:11:09.385 align:center - He's right. You silly idiot. - community? 00:11:09.465 --> 00:11:13.465 align:center Biryani is always made of mutton, you understand? You foolish girl. 00:11:13.545 --> 00:11:17.985 align:center But for the past few days Freddy has only been vegetarian. You know his-- 00:11:18.065 --> 00:11:19.505 align:center Have you really lost it? 00:11:20.145 --> 00:11:24.065 align:center My dear Freddy, a vegetarian? Hey, look here! 00:11:24.585 --> 00:11:28.305 align:center Even when it comes to his donuts he shakes off all the sugar syrup and 00:11:28.385 --> 00:11:30.025 align:center dumps it in fish sauce. Ask him! 00:11:30.105 --> 00:11:33.105 align:center Yeah, you know it. In fact I call it, fishy-donuts. 00:11:35.585 --> 00:11:37.545 align:center But he's got a fatty liver now. 00:11:37.625 --> 00:11:41.385 align:center That's why I've stopped him from drinking as well for six weeks. 00:11:41.465 --> 00:11:42.625 align:center Oh, my God! What is this girl saying, Freddy? 00:11:42.705 --> 00:11:45.705 align:center - Yeah, Mamma. She's right. - What "right and fight"? 00:11:46.225 --> 00:11:48.265 align:center Come on, follow me. Both of you. 00:11:48.345 --> 00:11:50.065 align:center Sorry, Hutoxi. Come, come. 00:11:50.145 --> 00:11:53.705 align:center What is this fatty liver, my foot! This is all just a way for quack doctors to 00:11:53.785 --> 00:11:55.385 align:center make more money. My father! 00:11:56.145 --> 00:11:59.985 align:center You know, my father, all his life, everyday, used to drink almost 00:12:00.065 --> 00:12:02.585 align:center eight large pegs. He lived till ninety. 00:12:03.945 --> 00:12:06.785 align:center Ninety? But I thought grandpa died at sixty, Mamma. 00:12:06.865 --> 00:12:09.225 align:center Yeah I mean, 20-30 years, here or there. 00:12:10.105 --> 00:12:12.985 align:center And my father passed away peacefully in his sleep. 00:12:13.065 --> 00:12:16.105 align:center Hmm. He had eight large pegs and fell asleep while he was driving. 00:12:16.185 --> 00:12:18.705 align:center And the car went straight into the ditch. 00:12:18.785 --> 00:12:21.945 align:center But he was constantly honking the horn, wasn't he, Freddy? 00:12:22.025 --> 00:12:26.545 align:center Yeah. If he sleeps on the steering wheel, naturally the horn will continuously 00:12:26.625 --> 00:12:27.425 align:center honk! 00:12:29.305 --> 00:12:32.185 align:center Are you trying to tell me that I'm a liar, Hutoxi? 00:12:32.265 --> 00:12:35.985 align:center Yeah? No, no, no. Not at all. He's the liar, this silly fellow. 00:12:36.665 --> 00:12:39.345 align:center What did you say when we were getting married? 00:12:39.425 --> 00:12:40.385 align:center What did he say? 00:12:40.465 --> 00:12:45.825 align:center He said that you will only stay with us for around six, eight, maximum ten. 00:12:46.465 --> 00:12:49.105 align:center Now whether it's days, weeks, months or years, 00:12:49.185 --> 00:12:52.545 align:center just something he forgot to specify, your little darling! 00:12:53.545 --> 00:12:54.345 align:center Fine. 00:12:55.625 --> 00:12:57.625 align:center - Fine. Do me a favor. - Mummy. 00:12:59.145 --> 00:13:01.625 align:center Just kick me out of the house right now! 00:13:02.465 --> 00:13:04.705 align:center Better still. Let me have some poison. 00:13:04.785 --> 00:13:05.585 align:center Mamma-- 00:13:05.665 --> 00:13:09.785 align:center Oh, stop it, Mamma, please! What do you mean "let me have some poison"? 00:13:09.865 --> 00:13:11.825 align:center I'm kicking you out, don't worry. 00:13:13.345 --> 00:13:17.545 align:center Freddy, go bring a couple of men. I won't be able to push her out alone. 00:13:17.625 --> 00:13:19.825 align:center Hutoxi, darling. Savage. 00:13:19.905 --> 00:13:20.985 align:center Scoundrel. 00:13:21.065 --> 00:13:22.865 align:center Hello, Micky, Twinkle. 00:13:23.465 --> 00:13:24.425 align:center Cheese Shashlik? 00:13:26.465 --> 00:13:28.745 align:center My foxy lady! You like grapes, huh? 00:13:30.025 --> 00:13:30.905 align:center Sorry. 00:13:32.345 --> 00:13:33.825 align:center - Hi, Aunty Rajni. - Grapes? 00:13:33.905 --> 00:13:35.625 align:center Hi. Have you seen Uncle? 00:13:35.705 --> 00:13:36.625 align:center Several times. 00:13:36.705 --> 00:13:39.185 align:center In photos, in videos. He's good looking. Normally-- 00:13:39.265 --> 00:13:41.945 align:center Honeybun, she wants to know if you've seen him today. That's what 00:13:42.025 --> 00:13:42.945 align:center she means. 00:13:43.025 --> 00:13:46.065 align:center I thought he must have come here. Doesn't he comes here sometimes to 00:13:46.145 --> 00:13:48.145 align:center play that table game, what's it called? 00:13:48.225 --> 00:13:49.025 align:center Table tennis? 00:13:49.105 --> 00:13:49.905 align:center No, no, no. 00:13:49.985 --> 00:13:50.785 align:center Doctor-doctor? 00:13:50.865 --> 00:13:52.785 align:center No, the ball and carrom-carrom like thing… 00:13:52.865 --> 00:13:53.905 align:center Pool. Pool. 00:13:54.385 --> 00:13:55.945 align:center Yeah, yeah. Pool, pool. Yeah, pool. 00:13:56.025 --> 00:13:57.905 align:center Pool. Pool. No, I don't think he came here today. 00:13:57.985 --> 00:13:59.225 align:center - Where the hell is he? - Aunty Rajni. 00:13:59.305 --> 00:14:02.505 align:center - Can't you, just walk straight for once. - Aunty Rajni! 00:14:03.105 --> 00:14:03.905 align:center Aunty Rajni! 00:14:03.985 --> 00:14:04.785 align:center Yeah? 00:14:07.905 --> 00:14:11.465 align:center Dharmendra. Just returned from a shoot. The moment I came, Adi and Priyanka told 00:14:11.545 --> 00:14:12.505 align:center me about Uncle Kuku. 00:14:12.585 --> 00:14:15.465 align:center I gave the security guard two tight slaps just now. 00:14:15.545 --> 00:14:17.145 align:center He was sleeping on the job. 00:14:17.225 --> 00:14:18.225 align:center Just a minute. 00:14:18.905 --> 00:14:21.625 align:center How does he manage to sleep on top of his job? 00:14:21.705 --> 00:14:25.305 align:center No, no. Is it fair that he sleeps on a job and not on a mattress? 00:14:25.385 --> 00:14:26.785 align:center An idiom. It's just an idiom, my apple pie. 00:14:26.865 --> 00:14:27.665 align:center Rajni! 00:14:28.745 --> 00:14:30.585 align:center - Rajni! - Cheese Shashlik! 00:14:30.665 --> 00:14:33.825 align:center You idiot! This is vegetarian. Rajni! 00:14:34.905 --> 00:14:36.905 align:center Hey! Move, move. Just move. Rajni. 00:14:36.985 --> 00:14:38.385 align:center You have to come with me. Come. 00:14:38.465 --> 00:14:40.025 align:center 22, 23, 24, 25, I checked them all. 00:14:40.105 --> 00:14:41.985 align:center - Should I call him? - Yes, call him. 00:14:42.065 --> 00:14:44.265 align:center No, no. Nothing at all. This is a huge problem. 00:14:44.345 --> 00:14:47.945 align:center You know, I'm telling you, today is a very unfortunate day. 00:14:48.025 --> 00:14:50.705 align:center Uncle is missing and my vest is also missing. 00:14:51.945 --> 00:14:52.825 align:center Freddy! 00:14:52.905 --> 00:14:55.065 align:center But that's my lucky vest. Tell them, Mamma. 00:14:55.145 --> 00:14:56.145 align:center Of course, I will. 00:14:56.225 --> 00:14:57.865 align:center Do you know something, Rajni? 00:14:57.945 --> 00:15:01.385 align:center When my Freddy wears that torn and tattered old vest, and bakes a cake, 00:15:01.465 --> 00:15:03.505 align:center only then does the cake rise like that. 00:15:03.585 --> 00:15:04.505 align:center Mamma! 00:15:05.065 --> 00:15:07.265 align:center - Hutoxi, should we inform the police? - Yeah. 00:15:07.345 --> 00:15:08.185 align:center No, no, Aunty. 00:15:08.265 --> 00:15:11.705 align:center We can't call the cops for such a small problem, right? 00:15:11.785 --> 00:15:13.505 align:center What will we say to them, huh? 00:15:13.585 --> 00:15:16.305 align:center That we lost Freddy's old, torn lucky vest. 00:15:17.145 --> 00:15:18.025 align:center Uncle Kuku. 00:15:21.625 --> 00:15:23.225 align:center Okay, for Uncle Kuku is it? 00:15:24.025 --> 00:15:25.545 align:center Call, call. Call the cops. 00:15:25.625 --> 00:15:28.625 align:center Uh, let's do one thing. We'll call the cops. Come on you two. We'll go 00:15:28.705 --> 00:15:30.025 align:center home nd call the cops. 00:15:30.945 --> 00:15:31.745 align:center Aunty. 00:15:31.825 --> 00:15:34.065 align:center We searched every single corner of the clubhouse. 00:15:34.145 --> 00:15:35.625 align:center I even checked the whole gym. He's not there. 00:15:35.705 --> 00:15:37.025 align:center Did you check the swimming pool? 00:15:37.105 --> 00:15:40.505 align:center Swimming pool? Why would Uncle Kuku jump into the pool? He doesn't even know 00:15:40.585 --> 00:15:41.385 align:center how to swim. 00:15:41.465 --> 00:15:44.865 align:center That's the problem. He forgets that he doesn't know how to swim. 00:15:44.945 --> 00:15:45.945 align:center He was having a cheese burger the other day. 00:15:46.025 --> 00:15:48.905 align:center - Yeah, so? - It wasn't even his cheese burger. 00:15:48.985 --> 00:15:52.225 align:center I've told him so many times that this isn't your table. 00:15:52.305 --> 00:15:55.985 align:center And this man is not your wife. I am your wife. Look at him, look at him, he has a 00:15:56.065 --> 00:15:59.225 align:center beard. That's when he believed me. He was almost about to kiss him. 00:15:59.305 --> 00:16:00.105 align:center Excuse me? 00:16:04.585 --> 00:16:05.545 align:center Cheese Shashlik? 00:16:06.105 --> 00:16:07.305 align:center Here she is, that witch! 00:16:07.385 --> 00:16:08.185 align:center Mamma! 00:16:08.265 --> 00:16:11.865 align:center If I'm not mistaken, you guys are talking about 00:16:12.705 --> 00:16:15.065 align:center - Kukku Merchant, right? - Yeah. 00:16:15.705 --> 00:16:17.745 align:center - Mrs. Merchant? - Kejriwal. 00:16:18.465 --> 00:16:19.745 align:center I am Mrs. Kejriwal. 00:16:19.825 --> 00:16:21.105 align:center Mr. Kejriwal. 00:16:21.185 --> 00:16:22.145 align:center Yeah. 00:16:22.225 --> 00:16:23.825 align:center So, Mrs. Merchant? 00:16:25.025 --> 00:16:26.145 align:center He's your husband? 00:16:31.305 --> 00:16:33.545 align:center - Say something. - She's gone silent. 00:16:33.625 --> 00:16:35.665 align:center Maybe we need to change her mode. 00:16:36.425 --> 00:16:39.225 align:center Excuse me! Munmun! What about Uncle Kuku? 00:16:40.225 --> 00:16:41.425 align:center He's at my house. 00:16:44.505 --> 00:16:48.745 align:center So then, why didn't you say so? Hey, come on, Micky. Go get the whiskey. 00:16:48.825 --> 00:16:51.025 align:center - Yes, yes. Come on, Mommy. Let's go - Munmun, how long has he been 00:16:51.105 --> 00:16:52.745 align:center - find my vest. Let's have a couple of - at your place? Can you tell us. 00:16:52.825 --> 00:16:56.025 align:center - Drinks here first. - What are you doing here? Come on! 00:17:04.585 --> 00:17:07.945 align:center Bloody hell. He's watching that bollywood movie, Ghajini. 00:17:08.505 --> 00:17:12.865 align:center I loved it. What an amazing movie. Totally mind-blowing! 00:17:15.825 --> 00:17:18.665 align:center Hey, Kuku, Kuku, look at that. Look who's here. 00:17:18.745 --> 00:17:20.265 align:center Who are all these people? 00:17:20.745 --> 00:17:24.945 align:center Hey, Kuku, she's your wife. And they're your neighbours. 00:17:25.585 --> 00:17:27.385 align:center So what the hell do I do? 00:17:27.465 --> 00:17:30.185 align:center You see? She's teaching him words like 'hell'. 00:17:30.265 --> 00:17:31.065 align:center Hmm. 00:17:33.145 --> 00:17:34.705 align:center What are you doing here? 00:17:34.785 --> 00:17:36.265 align:center - Hmm? - Why are you here? 00:17:36.865 --> 00:17:37.745 align:center Right? 00:17:38.665 --> 00:17:42.345 align:center One minute, one minute. Uncle Kuku, tell us, how did you get here? 00:17:42.425 --> 00:17:45.785 align:center Tell me, tell me. This is not your row house, Uncle Kuku. 00:17:46.825 --> 00:17:48.185 align:center Yeah, yeah. 00:17:49.105 --> 00:17:53.265 align:center All these row houses look the same from the outside. So maybe that's why I got 00:17:53.345 --> 00:17:54.265 align:center confused. 00:17:54.345 --> 00:17:56.465 align:center All row houses look the same to you? 00:17:57.225 --> 00:17:59.705 align:center Do I and Munmun also look the same to you? 00:18:01.865 --> 00:18:05.745 align:center What are you laughing at? You didn't remember where your wife was? 00:18:05.825 --> 00:18:07.185 align:center I did, I did. 00:18:07.985 --> 00:18:12.865 align:center I thought of you. I even asked Munmun, about it. "Munmun, Munmun! Ghajini?" 00:18:13.945 --> 00:18:16.425 align:center So Munmun played the movie "Ghajini". 00:18:17.705 --> 00:18:18.705 align:center Isn't it, Munmun? 00:18:20.265 --> 00:18:21.785 align:center You guys deal with him. 00:18:21.865 --> 00:18:23.745 align:center Hey, Aunty Rajni! Aunty Rajni, one minute! 00:18:23.825 --> 00:18:24.985 align:center What an amazing movie! 00:18:25.065 --> 00:18:25.865 align:center Aunty Rajni. One moment. Please, wait. 00:18:25.945 --> 00:18:26.745 align:center Alright, what's my name? 00:18:26.825 --> 00:18:28.185 align:center One moment, one moment. 00:18:28.265 --> 00:18:29.185 align:center - Rajni. - Rajni. 00:18:29.265 --> 00:18:30.345 align:center It's Rajni, right? 00:18:30.425 --> 00:18:32.505 align:center Do you know what he calls me? Ragini, Rinkini. 00:18:32.585 --> 00:18:33.505 align:center Yes. Ratnagiri. 00:18:35.145 --> 00:18:37.425 align:center - "Rekha." - Rukhsaana is one of the names. "Injury." 00:18:37.505 --> 00:18:40.985 align:center All kinds of weird names. Huh? But look at this, today this man has called me 00:18:41.065 --> 00:18:44.945 align:center "Ghajini", the forgetful one? Where as he himself is forgetful. 00:18:45.025 --> 00:18:48.065 align:center But, Aunty, that's just because he can't remember what your name is. 00:18:48.145 --> 00:18:50.745 align:center Yeah! "Munmun, Munmun, Munmun, Munmun, Munmun." He remembers her name five 00:18:50.825 --> 00:18:53.545 align:center times in a row, but he can't remember my name. 00:18:55.745 --> 00:18:57.505 align:center - Yes, my son? - Did you find him? 00:18:57.585 --> 00:18:59.265 align:center - Yeah, we found your father. - Where was he? 00:18:59.345 --> 00:19:01.665 align:center - He was at Munmun's house. - Who Munmun, Mummy? 00:19:01.745 --> 00:19:03.905 align:center She's just moved into the colony. 00:19:03.985 --> 00:19:07.705 align:center You know, Twinkle's father has an animal trainer right? She looks like her. 00:19:07.785 --> 00:19:09.785 align:center What's that animal trainer's name? 00:19:09.865 --> 00:19:12.145 align:center Her name sounds like "Sweaty-Sweaty", or something. 00:19:12.225 --> 00:19:13.145 align:center Svetlana Munis. 00:19:14.625 --> 00:19:18.025 align:center Dr. Gwendolyn Cabinet Maker's step-daughter, Ranjan. 00:19:19.865 --> 00:19:20.665 align:center Yeah! 00:19:35.825 --> 00:19:39.385 align:center Hey, hey, hey, hey. Listen, instead of discussing other people's relationships, 00:19:39.465 --> 00:19:41.665 align:center you better focus on your own marriage. 00:19:41.745 --> 00:19:44.305 align:center If we have any problems in our marriage, Freddy will show them to me clearly. 00:19:44.385 --> 00:19:45.985 align:center Yeah. My Hutoxi is absolutely right. 00:19:46.065 --> 00:19:48.985 align:center Yeah, he'll show them to you clearly. Because your contact lenses 00:19:49.065 --> 00:19:50.025 align:center need spectacles. 00:19:51.185 --> 00:19:53.425 align:center Come here, Freddy. And, you, look. 00:19:53.905 --> 00:19:57.385 align:center The month has ended. It's been three days but this girl hasn't bothered to 00:19:57.465 --> 00:19:59.225 align:center change the page on this calendar yet. 00:19:59.305 --> 00:20:03.025 align:center God, but, Mamma, nowadays who the hell uses this ancient Zenobia Caterers 00:20:03.105 --> 00:20:03.945 align:center calendar? 00:20:04.425 --> 00:20:08.305 align:center I use the calendar, I do. All my important accounts are written here. 00:20:08.385 --> 00:20:11.305 align:center The milk account, the laundry account, and you! The number of 00:20:11.385 --> 00:20:14.345 align:center times you have brought bad eggs, an account of that. 00:20:14.425 --> 00:20:17.025 align:center And let me tell you this, this mobile phone with the gaudy cover, my 00:20:17.105 --> 00:20:20.665 align:center - old calendar is far more reliable. - You're so right, Mamma. 00:20:22.665 --> 00:20:26.145 align:center But the thing is, you know, I can't press numbers on this calendar and call 00:20:26.225 --> 00:20:27.465 align:center someone if I have to. 00:20:28.785 --> 00:20:31.905 align:center Mamma, she has a point. huh? My Hutoo is so funny, isn't she? 00:20:31.985 --> 00:20:35.385 align:center You hen peck boy! Let me teach you what happens when you don't take my side. 00:20:35.465 --> 00:20:37.745 align:center You don't have to laugh at every lame joke she cracks. What, she thinks she's 00:20:37.825 --> 00:20:38.665 align:center funny. 00:20:38.745 --> 00:20:42.425 align:center - Mamma please, Mamma, you'll get hurt. - Tighten her reins a little or she will-- 00:20:42.505 --> 00:20:46.425 align:center Hey, what reins and all, Mamma? Hmm? Do I look like a horse to you? 00:20:46.505 --> 00:20:48.785 align:center Wow! When did I say that you're beautiful? 00:20:48.865 --> 00:20:51.985 align:center Even donkeys and mules have reins. Hu-toxi. 00:20:53.505 --> 00:20:57.025 align:center Don't cross the line now, Mamma, please. Suppose I call you a witch, will 00:20:57.105 --> 00:20:58.425 align:center it not be very unfair? 00:20:59.065 --> 00:21:00.505 align:center To all the poor witches? 00:21:03.065 --> 00:21:04.865 align:center Too good. She's in form today. 00:21:04.945 --> 00:21:09.185 align:center You henpeck boy, laugh later. Look at this. Look, there's so much dust! 00:21:09.985 --> 00:21:13.185 align:center The whole thing looks like a desert. If you're not careful there'll be 00:21:13.265 --> 00:21:15.985 align:center sandstorm soon and then we won't be able to breathe. 00:21:16.065 --> 00:21:20.145 align:center And then she'll be the reason I'll suffocate and die. 00:21:20.745 --> 00:21:23.625 align:center - S…sorry. - No, no. Laugh. Laugh. 00:21:23.705 --> 00:21:25.785 align:center But don't you forget this, 00:21:25.865 --> 00:21:28.785 align:center that pulling my leg and running me down are two very different things, 00:21:28.865 --> 00:21:31.065 align:center Mr. Freddy Gulshan Bano Taraporewala. 00:21:31.945 --> 00:21:33.865 align:center I'm really sorry, Hutoo darling. 00:21:50.905 --> 00:21:52.985 align:center - Girls! I need to discuss something very - Hey! 00:21:53.065 --> 00:21:55.305 align:center - Important. - What's that in your hand? 00:21:55.385 --> 00:21:58.345 align:center Last night daddy, doubted my "Micky-Sticky Sesame Licky" for the 00:21:58.425 --> 00:21:59.305 align:center millionth time. 00:21:59.385 --> 00:22:02.145 align:center And placed a big black knife, like this on his neck. 00:22:02.225 --> 00:22:04.665 align:center - Oh! - Poor Micky was trembling like this. 00:22:05.985 --> 00:22:09.225 align:center You know how the clothes hanging on the windows of poor people living in 00:22:09.305 --> 00:22:11.945 align:center tiny two bedroom apartments shake in the wind? 00:22:12.025 --> 00:22:14.265 align:center Like that, he was trembling like that, Priyanka. 00:22:14.345 --> 00:22:15.225 align:center You bloody-- Please. 00:22:15.305 --> 00:22:16.385 align:center Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad. 00:22:16.465 --> 00:22:19.305 align:center I'm going to slice your throat, dear son-in-law. 00:22:19.385 --> 00:22:22.865 align:center But why? I love your dearest daughter Twinkle so very much. 00:22:26.025 --> 00:22:29.785 align:center Oh, so you love her, and that, Dalichand's daughter, Girishma. 00:22:29.865 --> 00:22:34.385 align:center Hmm? And Naseem's daughter that nurse, ah, Rukhsar, you love her as well, right? 00:22:34.465 --> 00:22:36.105 align:center No no. Who's telling you all this? 00:22:36.185 --> 00:22:39.345 align:center - Daddy! Come here. Come here! - What? 00:22:39.425 --> 00:22:41.385 align:center Come! Get up! Come on! 00:22:42.425 --> 00:22:44.425 align:center You filthy bacteria! Come! 00:22:45.585 --> 00:22:47.145 align:center Yeah! Tell me. 00:22:47.225 --> 00:22:51.465 align:center Daddy, not the throat, please. Do you know how beautifully my Mickey sings? 00:22:51.545 --> 00:22:53.505 align:center - Huh? - You heard? 00:22:53.585 --> 00:22:54.385 align:center Once more. 00:22:55.505 --> 00:22:56.705 align:center But baby, I'm telling you. 00:22:56.785 --> 00:23:01.345 align:center Your worthless husband is having an affair with that nurse Rukhsar, for sure. 00:23:03.345 --> 00:23:04.145 align:center What? 00:23:04.225 --> 00:23:08.425 align:center Daddy, my Mickey addresses nurse Rukhsar, as 'sister', do you know that? 00:23:08.505 --> 00:23:11.585 align:center So, in India everyone calls nurses 'sisters', isn't it? 00:23:11.665 --> 00:23:14.265 align:center - Yeah. - See? Hey! Hey, idiot. Sit, sit. Come. 00:23:14.345 --> 00:23:17.105 align:center Sit here. Sit, sit, come. 00:23:19.585 --> 00:23:22.425 align:center What is it that you really like about him? Huh? 00:23:22.505 --> 00:23:24.665 align:center You are a successful model, educated, 00:23:24.745 --> 00:23:28.705 align:center high school dropout celebrity. And him? A cardiac surgeon. 00:23:32.025 --> 00:23:32.825 align:center Daddy? 00:23:34.825 --> 00:23:37.225 align:center So what if Mickey's a cardiac surgeon? 00:23:37.305 --> 00:23:39.865 align:center - No work is small, don't forget that? - Huh? 00:23:41.105 --> 00:23:43.665 align:center But darling, I actually save people's lives. 00:23:43.745 --> 00:23:46.585 align:center There. My Mickey does that on the side, as well. 00:23:48.465 --> 00:23:50.705 align:center You will not slit his throat. 00:23:51.225 --> 00:23:55.145 align:center I have finally decided. I am not going to let my daddy interfere in our 00:23:55.225 --> 00:23:56.345 align:center married life anymore. 00:23:56.425 --> 00:23:57.985 align:center - And that's final. - Right. 00:23:59.385 --> 00:24:02.905 align:center Alright then, come on, call the society staff and give them these clothes now. 00:24:02.985 --> 00:24:04.065 align:center We're very late. Hi, Aunty. When did you come? 00:24:04.145 --> 00:24:07.945 align:center - Oh, Aunty Rajni! Good morning. - Oh, Aunty Rajni! Good morning! 00:24:08.025 --> 00:24:10.105 align:center What happened, aunty? Are you okay? 00:24:11.505 --> 00:24:12.785 align:center I've also decided something. 00:24:12.865 --> 00:24:15.545 align:center So, calm down and tell us. Tell us, tell us. 00:24:17.265 --> 00:24:18.105 align:center Uh, come on. 00:24:19.265 --> 00:24:20.185 align:center I'm tired now. 00:24:20.265 --> 00:24:21.825 align:center Then sit down and tell us. 00:24:25.825 --> 00:24:28.305 align:center I took care of my father for twenty years. 00:24:29.265 --> 00:24:30.945 align:center I was there for my brothers. 00:24:32.505 --> 00:24:36.225 align:center After I got married, twenty two years I took care of Nikhilesh. 00:24:37.825 --> 00:24:40.825 align:center And now Kuku's forgetfulness for the last one year. 00:24:43.745 --> 00:24:46.785 align:center I'm fed up of all this. No, you won't interrupt me! 00:24:46.865 --> 00:24:49.585 align:center - Cut the call! - Ye, yeah, sorry. 00:24:52.585 --> 00:24:54.945 align:center That is why I've made up my mind that I, 00:24:55.705 --> 00:24:58.945 align:center I have decided to file for divorce and that is final.