WEBVTT 00:42.465 --> 00:43.865 Ladies and gentlemen, 00:43.945 --> 00:47.265 welcome to the official launch of the Bookworm Award Nominee, the Chumbak 00:47.345 --> 00:51.665 It will be an unforgettable evening. Today we're honoured to have with us 00:51.745 --> 00:53.585 - Chapters. - Excuse me! 00:54.065 --> 00:56.425 Can you tell me where I can find a mare? 00:57.385 --> 01:00.225 Please tell me, where would one find a mare here? 01:00.305 --> 01:02.265 Where would one find a mare here? 01:02.345 --> 01:03.945 I just asked you that question. 01:04.025 --> 01:06.745 Why are you asking me the same question again? 01:07.785 --> 01:08.905 Are you mocking me? 01:09.425 --> 01:11.345 - Are you trying to copy me? - No, no. Why-- 01:11.425 --> 01:14.705 Enough now! Just tell me where I can find a mare, or I'll-I'll punch you 01:14.785 --> 01:15.625 in the face! 01:15.705 --> 01:16.505 Kuku, Kuku! 01:16.585 --> 01:18.745 - I need a mare for my wedding next - Yes, yes, yes. 01:18.825 --> 01:20.865 - Month! Why don't you ask her. - Madam, what was your name again? 01:20.945 --> 01:22.465 - My name is Rajni. - Hello. 01:22.545 --> 01:23.345 Hi, Kuku. 01:23.425 --> 01:26.425 Ask her, she's the one I'm getting married to, I'm getting married to 01:26.505 --> 01:27.785 Ranji next month. 01:27.865 --> 01:30.585 Why don't you come with me for a second. Come. 01:30.665 --> 01:31.465 He's trying to mock me, that idiot! 01:31.545 --> 01:34.225 Don't you remember, you got married to me so many years ago. 01:34.305 --> 01:35.625 So, so, sorry, sir. I'm sorry. 01:35.705 --> 01:39.105 Yeah, yeah, we have a son. Wait, I'll just show it to you. Here. Here he is, 01:39.185 --> 01:39.985 Nikhilesh. 01:41.465 --> 01:42.265 Hi! 01:42.345 --> 01:46.945 And along with him it's his American, uhhhhh, what do you call a spouse to be? 01:47.705 --> 01:49.545 - Fancy. - No, not fancy. 01:50.025 --> 01:51.505 Spouse to be… 01:51.585 --> 01:52.865 Uh, fiancée. 01:53.425 --> 01:54.585 This is his fiancée. 01:54.665 --> 01:55.665 Very Pretty. 01:55.745 --> 01:57.625 And what a cute name, Fiancée. 02:00.305 --> 02:01.185 Look who's here! Hi! 02:01.265 --> 02:02.545 Hi! Aunty Rajni! 02:02.625 --> 02:03.665 - Hello! - Oh, hello! 02:03.745 --> 02:05.625 - Hi, Aunty! - Hello, Uncle Kuku. 02:07.345 --> 02:09.225 - Hi! How are you? - Hi! How are you? 02:09.305 --> 02:11.625 Hi! Who are you? 02:15.465 --> 02:16.345 Dharmendra. 02:16.425 --> 02:17.385 Kiran. 02:17.465 --> 02:18.265 Kiran. 02:18.825 --> 02:20.705 Alright, look, you live, in row house 02:20.785 --> 02:24.345 - number 12, we're in row house number 4. - Row house number 4? 02:24.425 --> 02:25.225 Chumbak Colony. 02:25.305 --> 02:26.545 - Chumbak, Chumbak. - Yes. 02:26.625 --> 02:27.465 - Right! - Yeah… 02:27.545 --> 02:29.705 - Yeah! Thank God, you remember. - Yes. 02:29.785 --> 02:31.505 He'll forget in five minutes. 02:32.825 --> 02:36.425 Oh my! Micky-Chikki, I've got a hickey. Everyone's over here. 02:37.065 --> 02:38.225 Hi, everyone! 02:50.305 --> 02:52.345 When did you guys arrive? How was New York? 02:52.425 --> 02:54.265 - Amazing! - Boring! 02:55.225 --> 02:57.905 There were only doctors in Micky's doctor seminar. 02:57.985 --> 02:59.865 - Pathetic! - Not even nurses? 02:59.945 --> 03:02.945 What's this Micky? Weren't there any junk food guys or those beauty 03:03.025 --> 03:04.625 parlor girls and not even a performer, nothing? 03:04.705 --> 03:06.185 Nobody at all. 03:06.265 --> 03:10.185 - Why did you take her there? - And there were no salad bars either. 03:12.505 --> 03:14.465 - Hi! Hi! - Hi. 03:14.545 --> 03:16.385 - Hi. - All this can wait. 03:16.465 --> 03:18.145 He left Vedant dri-- 03:20.425 --> 03:22.585 He's crazy. He let Vedant drive the car. 03:22.665 --> 03:24.025 Adi, what's wrong with you? 03:24.105 --> 03:27.425 Listen, Priyanka, don't create a fuss about it. I just gave him the car 03:27.505 --> 03:29.505 to drive around the block, that's it. 03:29.585 --> 03:32.745 Adi, Vedant is just 10 years old. He's just a child! 03:33.265 --> 03:35.985 - Look, please don't do this again, dear. - Huh? 03:36.065 --> 03:39.185 But, look how beautifully he drove the car. Just while reversing the 03:39.265 --> 03:42.665 car he accidentally hit Mr. Wadhwa's car, just a little bit. 03:42.745 --> 03:45.705 - Mummy! - And the police got involved, that's all. 03:45.785 --> 03:46.945 That's all? 03:47.025 --> 03:48.785 There's nothing to worry about. 03:48.865 --> 03:51.065 You are the same. Cool as a cucumber. 03:52.625 --> 03:55.905 - He doesn't look like a cucumber to me. - Just forget about it. 03:55.985 --> 03:58.065 Hi! Hutoxi! Hutoxi. 03:59.665 --> 04:01.865 - Thank you for coming. - All the best! All the best! 04:01.945 --> 04:02.745 Thank you. Thank you. 04:02.825 --> 04:05.265 Are you nervous right now? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. 04:05.345 --> 04:09.465 I mean, it's going to be my first book release, guys so, it's amazing. 04:10.505 --> 04:12.265 - Hutoxi. - Hmm. 04:12.985 --> 04:15.985 Look, I've already picked up two copies of your first book just 04:16.065 --> 04:17.985 - for myself. - Why two? 04:18.545 --> 04:19.385 Kiran, 04:20.225 --> 04:22.065 Hutoxi is my best friend as well. 04:22.145 --> 04:25.585 It's her very first ever book. Will I read it only once? 04:26.105 --> 04:26.945 Right, Hutoxi? 04:27.025 --> 04:28.705 - Yeah. - Hello, baby girl! 04:28.785 --> 04:30.585 - Hi, Daddy! - Hello! 04:30.665 --> 04:33.225 - Hello, everyone. Hello, how's it going? - Hi, Daddy. 04:33.305 --> 04:34.665 - Hey! - Bloody bacteria. 04:35.265 --> 04:36.105 Daddy! 04:37.265 --> 04:38.065 Hutoo! 04:46.145 --> 04:49.745 No, no, no! Get out, both of you! Just get out! 04:50.225 --> 04:52.425 Hutoxi, Hutoxi. Calm down, calm down! 04:52.505 --> 04:53.465 Calm, calm, calm! 04:53.545 --> 04:57.585 The two of you are not invited to my book launch. Don't you know that? 04:57.665 --> 05:00.265 Hutoxi, my dear, just forget about the past. 05:01.105 --> 05:05.185 Babe, It's all water under the bridge. Forget about it in the name of love. 05:05.265 --> 05:08.385 Look I've baked a cake for you with my own two hands. 05:09.185 --> 05:10.665 Just forget about it now. 05:11.345 --> 05:12.865 I should forget about it? Huh? 05:12.945 --> 05:16.665 You remember, your mom placed my minced meat and bun with sleeping pills 05:16.745 --> 05:19.425 and fed me that. You want me to forget about it? 05:19.505 --> 05:20.745 Hutoxi, darling, 05:20.825 --> 05:23.665 but I had made that minced meat for the both of us to eat, don't 05:23.745 --> 05:24.825 - you remember? - Oh, yeah. 05:24.905 --> 05:26.865 Then why didn't you eat it, Mamma? 05:26.945 --> 05:30.145 Listen, Hutoxi! You had the minced meat and then you just collapsed 05:30.225 --> 05:31.345 on the floor, didn't you? 05:31.425 --> 05:34.025 - Yeah! - You were frothing at the mouth, so scary. 05:34.105 --> 05:34.905 Yeah! 05:34.985 --> 05:38.225 Do you really expect Mamma to have meat at such a time? 05:38.865 --> 05:41.425 She's not that heartless and cruel, my poor little Mamma. 05:41.505 --> 05:43.545 She's still your 'poor little' Mamma? 05:43.625 --> 05:45.265 - Quiet, quiet. - Hutoxi! Hutoxi! 05:45.345 --> 05:46.905 - Let go. - Yeah. 05:46.985 --> 05:49.865 Your own book launch will get messed up. Please. 05:49.945 --> 05:52.145 I've come here just to bless you, my darling. 05:52.225 --> 05:54.305 - And I'm here for love. - Okay. 05:54.385 --> 05:55.345 I'll allow them. 05:55.985 --> 05:56.905 Just for today. 05:58.905 --> 06:02.865 Hutoxi! Hutoxi! My darling! 06:07.585 --> 06:08.985 Ladies and gentlemen, 06:09.065 --> 06:12.425 we welcome you all today at Miss Bharucha's book reading event of "The 06:12.505 --> 06:13.505 Chumbak Chapters" 06:16.705 --> 06:17.505 Thank you. 06:18.425 --> 06:19.665 The Chumbak Chapters. 06:20.625 --> 06:21.425 Chapter One. 06:21.505 --> 06:23.865 That's very nice. What a beginning. Wow. 06:26.265 --> 06:31.105 Chumbak Colony, a row-house society located in the Chembur area of Mumbai. 06:31.945 --> 06:35.665 Five families connected to each other by a magnet of neighborliness 06:35.745 --> 06:38.225 and friendship in their own unique world. 06:38.305 --> 06:43.145 Aunty Rajni from row house 12, who is the most senior and everyone's favorite, was 06:43.225 --> 06:44.625 very upset that night. 06:46.065 --> 06:46.865 Hi, Mummy. 06:46.945 --> 06:49.985 Nikhilesh, listen, I hope it's not too cold in America? 06:50.065 --> 06:51.825 Oh, it's very cold here. It's been snowing since morning. 06:51.905 --> 06:54.945 Nikhilesh, your father's missing from home again. 06:55.025 --> 06:57.225 Missing again? How can he just leave like that? 06:57.305 --> 07:00.905 I served him dinner at 7:45 and he started eating it at 8:30. 07:01.505 --> 07:05.025 You know your father's suffering from forgetfulness, don't you? He'd forgotten 07:05.105 --> 07:06.785 where he kept his dentures. 07:06.865 --> 07:11.425 When I opened the fridge that's where I found them biting on to a damn donut. 07:12.745 --> 07:16.105 The curry was in the bathroom. I almost washed my face with it. 07:16.185 --> 07:20.465 At 8:45 he wanted to go to the bathroom. Okay, I mean when you got to go. 07:20.545 --> 07:23.905 - Yeah, well, you got to go. - At about 9:45 I knocked on the door. 07:23.985 --> 07:26.985 He opened it at 10 'o' clock. He'd fallen asleep. 07:27.065 --> 07:30.385 Then it took him 10 minutes to wear his pants. Do you know why? He was 07:30.465 --> 07:33.185 trying to put both his legs into the same side. 07:33.265 --> 07:36.985 Then he said play some chaotic drama on the iPad for me, I thought fine, can't 07:37.065 --> 07:39.625 say no to him. So I played the NEWS for him. 07:39.705 --> 07:40.825 Then I fell asleep. 07:40.905 --> 07:44.265 And when I woke up, I saw that the main door was open and your father 07:44.345 --> 07:46.545 was missing. Without taking his pills. 07:46.625 --> 07:47.665 Relax, Mummy. 07:47.745 --> 07:48.665 Don't worry. 07:49.145 --> 07:52.065 You can do one thing. Go over to Priyanka's place. 07:52.145 --> 07:55.065 If she yells out for help from her courtyard, the whole Chumbak Colony will 07:55.145 --> 07:57.385 - start looking for Dad. Okay? - Ruhaan! 07:59.505 --> 08:04.385 Oh God, Ruhaan! You can't play such loud music so late in the night! 08:04.865 --> 08:08.505 You're disturbing all our neighbours. Hey, come on! Turn off the music! 08:08.585 --> 08:09.385 No! 08:09.865 --> 08:10.665 Adi! 08:11.745 --> 08:12.545 Adi! 08:13.785 --> 08:14.625 Oh, man! 08:15.105 --> 08:15.905 You need to talk to him. You need to talk 08:15.985 --> 08:16.785 I just lit up the candles. What is it? 08:16.865 --> 08:19.225 To him right now. 08:19.705 --> 08:23.865 Just make him understand. Tell him that he needs to turn off the music. 08:23.945 --> 08:24.745 Ruhaan. 08:24.825 --> 08:27.705 If you don't turn that music off in the next 10 seconds, I'll dump 08:27.785 --> 08:30.105 your blue tooth speaker into the water. 08:31.065 --> 08:31.865 Done. 08:36.665 --> 08:39.465 I hope she let's me speak today. Uh, Priyanka. 08:39.545 --> 08:41.705 - Hey, Aunty Rajni? - Priyanka… 08:41.785 --> 08:43.945 - Why do you look so worried? - Listen. 08:44.025 --> 08:45.865 - One second, one second, one second. - Just listen, listen to me! 08:45.945 --> 08:46.985 - You, sit here calmly and tell me - Yeah, yeah. 08:47.065 --> 08:49.065 - What is it. Adi! - I'm right here. 08:50.465 --> 08:53.665 So for that healthy salad of yours, you know, he's so health conscious. 08:53.745 --> 08:54.905 Everything has to be healthy. 08:54.985 --> 08:58.545 You know if he had his way he would have made me toss quinoa instead of rice at 08:58.625 --> 08:59.745 our wedding ritual. 09:00.385 --> 09:03.705 But, why are you so worried? Tell me, tell me. Aunty, I've been constantly 09:03.785 --> 09:06.545 asking you what's the problem, but you aren't saying anything. Tell me, 09:06.625 --> 09:08.225 - tell me. - Yeah, I'm just-- 09:09.705 --> 09:12.625 First just calm down and then tell me what it is. 09:13.825 --> 09:14.825 Come on, tell me. 09:18.505 --> 09:19.305 Not now. 09:23.985 --> 09:25.345 Wait for it. 09:25.425 --> 09:26.985 Tell me. Come on, tell me. 09:27.705 --> 09:30.225 - Go now! - Your uncle's gone missing again. 09:30.305 --> 09:32.625 I said it! Oh, I said it! I won! 09:32.705 --> 09:33.625 Very good! 09:34.425 --> 09:36.665 - I said it! - But why are you laughing? 09:36.745 --> 09:39.465 - Come on, let's go find him. - Come on, come on. Let's go, Priyanka! 09:39.545 --> 09:41.745 You go to Twinkle's house. Adi, you call Freddy. 09:41.825 --> 09:45.145 - Hutoxi, come on. Answer the call. - Aunty Rajni! Hurry! Uncle Kuku's gone 09:45.225 --> 09:46.025 missing! 09:48.145 --> 09:49.265 Listen, Dharmendra! 09:53.825 --> 09:54.625 What? 09:54.705 --> 09:57.545 What a beautiful sari. Come here, my queen! 09:58.025 --> 09:59.385 Get lost, scoundrel! 09:59.465 --> 10:02.465 - Aren't you a little too shy today? - Yeah, tell me. What? 10:02.545 --> 10:04.465 So, you know Uncle Kuku, right? 10:05.025 --> 10:06.145 He's gone missing. 10:06.225 --> 10:08.465 - Oh, God! Are you serious? - Yeah. 10:08.545 --> 10:11.105 Okay, let me remove this wig and make-up and come. 10:11.185 --> 10:12.145 - We'll join you. Remove these anklets - Yeah. 10:12.225 --> 10:13.025 As well. 10:13.105 --> 10:17.585 The call's connected. It's done. Hello? Hutoxi! Hello? What's it? What's it? 10:18.105 --> 10:20.425 - Has she answered the call? - No, no, it's still ringing. 10:20.505 --> 10:21.945 - Go on! Go on! - Priyanka! 10:22.025 --> 10:24.425 - What? - At least let her answer the call. 10:24.505 --> 10:26.745 - Hmm. - Then maybe don't let her speak. 10:28.025 --> 10:29.945 Why don't you call Freddy in the mean time? 10:30.025 --> 10:33.145 - Even he's not answering. - I'm sure, Freddy, his Mumma and his wife, 10:33.225 --> 10:36.225 are fighting about something very stupid right now. 10:40.345 --> 10:42.345 She's my son's only mistake. 10:43.305 --> 10:45.425 Hopeless Hutoxi! 10:47.505 --> 10:48.425 Look at this, Freddy. 10:48.505 --> 10:52.945 She cut all these vegetables in the night and kept them in the refrigerator. 10:53.025 --> 10:56.265 Mamma, see, I have to make vegetable biryani for Freddy early in the morning 10:56.345 --> 10:57.945 tomorrow so that is why I-- 10:58.025 --> 10:59.585 Hey, hey, hey, mind your language, Hutoxi. 10:59.665 --> 11:03.465 How dare you even think about using the word vegetable before biryani? 11:03.545 --> 11:06.665 What if someone heard you say that, what would they think of us in the Parsi 11:06.745 --> 11:09.385 - He's right. You silly idiot. - community? 11:09.465 --> 11:13.465 Biryani is always made of mutton, you understand? You foolish girl. 11:13.545 --> 11:17.985 But for the past few days Freddy has only been vegetarian. You know his-- 11:18.065 --> 11:19.505 Have you really lost it? 11:20.145 --> 11:24.065 My dear Freddy, a vegetarian? Hey, look here! 11:24.585 --> 11:28.305 Even when it comes to his donuts he shakes off all the sugar syrup and 11:28.385 --> 11:30.025 dumps it in fish sauce. Ask him! 11:30.105 --> 11:33.105 Yeah, you know it. In fact I call it, fishy-donuts. 11:35.585 --> 11:37.545 But he's got a fatty liver now. 11:37.625 --> 11:41.385 That's why I've stopped him from drinking as well for six weeks. 11:41.465 --> 11:42.625 Oh, my God! What is this girl saying, Freddy? 11:42.705 --> 11:45.705 - Yeah, Mamma. She's right. - What "right and fight"? 11:46.225 --> 11:48.265 Come on, follow me. Both of you. 11:48.345 --> 11:50.065 Sorry, Hutoxi. Come, come. 11:50.145 --> 11:53.705 What is this fatty liver, my foot! This is all just a way for quack doctors to 11:53.785 --> 11:55.385 make more money. My father! 11:56.145 --> 11:59.985 You know, my father, all his life, everyday, used to drink almost 12:00.065 --> 12:02.585 eight large pegs. He lived till ninety. 12:03.945 --> 12:06.785 Ninety? But I thought grandpa died at sixty, Mamma. 12:06.865 --> 12:09.225 Yeah I mean, 20-30 years, here or there. 12:10.105 --> 12:12.985 And my father passed away peacefully in his sleep. 12:13.065 --> 12:16.105 Hmm. He had eight large pegs and fell asleep while he was driving. 12:16.185 --> 12:18.705 And the car went straight into the ditch. 12:18.785 --> 12:21.945 But he was constantly honking the horn, wasn't he, Freddy? 12:22.025 --> 12:26.545 Yeah. If he sleeps on the steering wheel, naturally the horn will continuously 12:26.625 --> 12:27.425 honk! 12:29.305 --> 12:32.185 Are you trying to tell me that I'm a liar, Hutoxi? 12:32.265 --> 12:35.985 Yeah? No, no, no. Not at all. He's the liar, this silly fellow. 12:36.665 --> 12:39.345 What did you say when we were getting married? 12:39.425 --> 12:40.385 What did he say? 12:40.465 --> 12:45.825 He said that you will only stay with us for around six, eight, maximum ten. 12:46.465 --> 12:49.105 Now whether it's days, weeks, months or years, 12:49.185 --> 12:52.545 just something he forgot to specify, your little darling! 12:53.545 --> 12:54.345 Fine. 12:55.625 --> 12:57.625 - Fine. Do me a favor. - Mummy. 12:59.145 --> 13:01.625 Just kick me out of the house right now! 13:02.465 --> 13:04.705 Better still. Let me have some poison. 13:04.785 --> 13:05.585 Mamma-- 13:05.665 --> 13:09.785 Oh, stop it, Mamma, please! What do you mean "let me have some poison"? 13:09.865 --> 13:11.825 I'm kicking you out, don't worry. 13:13.345 --> 13:17.545 Freddy, go bring a couple of men. I won't be able to push her out alone. 13:17.625 --> 13:19.825 Hutoxi, darling. Savage. 13:19.905 --> 13:20.985 Scoundrel. 13:21.065 --> 13:22.865 Hello, Micky, Twinkle. 13:23.465 --> 13:24.425 Cheese Shashlik? 13:26.465 --> 13:28.745 My foxy lady! You like grapes, huh? 13:30.025 --> 13:30.905 Sorry. 13:32.345 --> 13:33.825 - Hi, Aunty Rajni. - Grapes? 13:33.905 --> 13:35.625 Hi. Have you seen Uncle? 13:35.705 --> 13:36.625 Several times. 13:36.705 --> 13:39.185 In photos, in videos. He's good looking. Normally-- 13:39.265 --> 13:41.945 Honeybun, she wants to know if you've seen him today. That's what 13:42.025 --> 13:42.945 she means. 13:43.025 --> 13:46.065 I thought he must have come here. Doesn't he comes here sometimes to 13:46.145 --> 13:48.145 play that table game, what's it called? 13:48.225 --> 13:49.025 Table tennis? 13:49.105 --> 13:49.905 No, no, no. 13:49.985 --> 13:50.785 Doctor-doctor? 13:50.865 --> 13:52.785 No, the ball and carrom-carrom like thing… 13:52.865 --> 13:53.905 Pool. Pool. 13:54.385 --> 13:55.945 Yeah, yeah. Pool, pool. Yeah, pool. 13:56.025 --> 13:57.905 Pool. Pool. No, I don't think he came here today. 13:57.985 --> 13:59.225 - Where the hell is he? - Aunty Rajni. 13:59.305 --> 14:02.505 - Can't you, just walk straight for once. - Aunty Rajni! 14:03.105 --> 14:03.905 Aunty Rajni! 14:03.985 --> 14:04.785 Yeah? 14:07.905 --> 14:11.465 Dharmendra. Just returned from a shoot. The moment I came, Adi and Priyanka told 14:11.545 --> 14:12.505 me about Uncle Kuku. 14:12.585 --> 14:15.465 I gave the security guard two tight slaps just now. 14:15.545 --> 14:17.145 He was sleeping on the job. 14:17.225 --> 14:18.225 Just a minute. 14:18.905 --> 14:21.625 How does he manage to sleep on top of his job? 14:21.705 --> 14:25.305 No, no. Is it fair that he sleeps on a job and not on a mattress? 14:25.385 --> 14:26.785 An idiom. It's just an idiom, my apple pie. 14:26.865 --> 14:27.665 Rajni! 14:28.745 --> 14:30.585 - Rajni! - Cheese Shashlik! 14:30.665 --> 14:33.825 You idiot! This is vegetarian. Rajni! 14:34.905 --> 14:36.905 Hey! Move, move. Just move. Rajni. 14:36.985 --> 14:38.385 You have to come with me. Come. 14:38.465 --> 14:40.025 22, 23, 24, 25, I checked them all. 14:40.105 --> 14:41.985 - Should I call him? - Yes, call him. 14:42.065 --> 14:44.265 No, no. Nothing at all. This is a huge problem. 14:44.345 --> 14:47.945 You know, I'm telling you, today is a very unfortunate day. 14:48.025 --> 14:50.705 Uncle is missing and my vest is also missing. 14:51.945 --> 14:52.825 Freddy! 14:52.905 --> 14:55.065 But that's my lucky vest. Tell them, Mamma. 14:55.145 --> 14:56.145 Of course, I will. 14:56.225 --> 14:57.865 Do you know something, Rajni? 14:57.945 --> 15:01.385 When my Freddy wears that torn and tattered old vest, and bakes a cake, 15:01.465 --> 15:03.505 only then does the cake rise like that. 15:03.585 --> 15:04.505 Mamma! 15:05.065 --> 15:07.265 - Hutoxi, should we inform the police? - Yeah. 15:07.345 --> 15:08.185 No, no, Aunty. 15:08.265 --> 15:11.705 We can't call the cops for such a small problem, right? 15:11.785 --> 15:13.505 What will we say to them, huh? 15:13.585 --> 15:16.305 That we lost Freddy's old, torn lucky vest. 15:17.145 --> 15:18.025 Uncle Kuku. 15:21.625 --> 15:23.225 Okay, for Uncle Kuku is it? 15:24.025 --> 15:25.545 Call, call. Call the cops. 15:25.625 --> 15:28.625 Uh, let's do one thing. We'll call the cops. Come on you two. We'll go 15:28.705 --> 15:30.025 home nd call the cops. 15:30.945 --> 15:31.745 Aunty. 15:31.825 --> 15:34.065 We searched every single corner of the clubhouse. 15:34.145 --> 15:35.625 I even checked the whole gym. He's not there. 15:35.705 --> 15:37.025 Did you check the swimming pool? 15:37.105 --> 15:40.505 Swimming pool? Why would Uncle Kuku jump into the pool? He doesn't even know 15:40.585 --> 15:41.385 how to swim. 15:41.465 --> 15:44.865 That's the problem. He forgets that he doesn't know how to swim. 15:44.945 --> 15:45.945 He was having a cheese burger the other day. 15:46.025 --> 15:48.905 - Yeah, so? - It wasn't even his cheese burger. 15:48.985 --> 15:52.225 I've told him so many times that this isn't your table. 15:52.305 --> 15:55.985 And this man is not your wife. I am your wife. Look at him, look at him, he has a 15:56.065 --> 15:59.225 beard. That's when he believed me. He was almost about to kiss him. 15:59.305 --> 16:00.105 Excuse me? 16:04.585 --> 16:05.545 Cheese Shashlik? 16:06.105 --> 16:07.305 Here she is, that witch! 16:07.385 --> 16:08.185 Mamma! 16:08.265 --> 16:11.865 If I'm not mistaken, you guys are talking about 16:12.705 --> 16:15.065 - Kukku Merchant, right? - Yeah. 16:15.705 --> 16:17.745 - Mrs. Merchant? - Kejriwal. 16:18.465 --> 16:19.745 I am Mrs. Kejriwal. 16:19.825 --> 16:21.105 Mr. Kejriwal. 16:21.185 --> 16:22.145 Yeah. 16:22.225 --> 16:23.825 So, Mrs. Merchant? 16:25.025 --> 16:26.145 He's your husband? 16:31.305 --> 16:33.545 - Say something. - She's gone silent. 16:33.625 --> 16:35.665 Maybe we need to change her mode. 16:36.425 --> 16:39.225 Excuse me! Munmun! What about Uncle Kuku? 16:40.225 --> 16:41.425 He's at my house. 16:44.505 --> 16:48.745 So then, why didn't you say so? Hey, come on, Micky. Go get the whiskey. 16:48.825 --> 16:51.025 - Yes, yes. Come on, Mommy. Let's go - Munmun, how long has he been 16:51.105 --> 16:52.745 - find my vest. Let's have a couple of - at your place? Can you tell us. 16:52.825 --> 16:56.025 - Drinks here first. - What are you doing here? Come on! 17:04.585 --> 17:07.945 Bloody hell. He's watching that bollywood movie, Ghajini. 17:08.505 --> 17:12.865 I loved it. What an amazing movie. Totally mind-blowing! 17:15.825 --> 17:18.665 Hey, Kuku, Kuku, look at that. Look who's here. 17:18.745 --> 17:20.265 Who are all these people? 17:20.745 --> 17:24.945 Hey, Kuku, she's your wife. And they're your neighbours. 17:25.585 --> 17:27.385 So what the hell do I do? 17:27.465 --> 17:30.185 You see? She's teaching him words like 'hell'. 17:30.265 --> 17:31.065 Hmm. 17:33.145 --> 17:34.705 What are you doing here? 17:34.785 --> 17:36.265 - Hmm? - Why are you here? 17:36.865 --> 17:37.745 Right? 17:38.665 --> 17:42.345 One minute, one minute. Uncle Kuku, tell us, how did you get here? 17:42.425 --> 17:45.785 Tell me, tell me. This is not your row house, Uncle Kuku. 17:46.825 --> 17:48.185 Yeah, yeah. 17:49.105 --> 17:53.265 All these row houses look the same from the outside. So maybe that's why I got 17:53.345 --> 17:54.265 confused. 17:54.345 --> 17:56.465 All row houses look the same to you? 17:57.225 --> 17:59.705 Do I and Munmun also look the same to you? 18:01.865 --> 18:05.745 What are you laughing at? You didn't remember where your wife was? 18:05.825 --> 18:07.185 I did, I did. 18:07.985 --> 18:12.865 I thought of you. I even asked Munmun, about it. "Munmun, Munmun! Ghajini?" 18:13.945 --> 18:16.425 So Munmun played the movie "Ghajini". 18:17.705 --> 18:18.705 Isn't it, Munmun? 18:20.265 --> 18:21.785 You guys deal with him. 18:21.865 --> 18:23.745 Hey, Aunty Rajni! Aunty Rajni, one minute! 18:23.825 --> 18:24.985 What an amazing movie! 18:25.065 --> 18:25.865 Aunty Rajni. One moment. Please, wait. 18:25.945 --> 18:26.745 Alright, what's my name? 18:26.825 --> 18:28.185 One moment, one moment. 18:28.265 --> 18:29.185 - Rajni. - Rajni. 18:29.265 --> 18:30.345 It's Rajni, right? 18:30.425 --> 18:32.505 Do you know what he calls me? Ragini, Rinkini. 18:32.585 --> 18:33.505 Yes. Ratnagiri. 18:35.145 --> 18:37.425 - "Rekha." - Rukhsaana is one of the names. "Injury." 18:37.505 --> 18:40.985 All kinds of weird names. Huh? But look at this, today this man has called me 18:41.065 --> 18:44.945 "Ghajini", the forgetful one? Where as he himself is forgetful. 18:45.025 --> 18:48.065 But, Aunty, that's just because he can't remember what your name is. 18:48.145 --> 18:50.745 Yeah! "Munmun, Munmun, Munmun, Munmun, Munmun." He remembers her name five 18:50.825 --> 18:53.545 times in a row, but he can't remember my name. 18:55.745 --> 18:57.505 - Yes, my son? - Did you find him? 18:57.585 --> 18:59.265 - Yeah, we found your father. - Where was he? 18:59.345 --> 19:01.665 - He was at Munmun's house. - Who Munmun, Mummy? 19:01.745 --> 19:03.905 She's just moved into the colony. 19:03.985 --> 19:07.705 You know, Twinkle's father has an animal trainer right? She looks like her. 19:07.785 --> 19:09.785 What's that animal trainer's name? 19:09.865 --> 19:12.145 Her name sounds like "Sweaty-Sweaty", or something. 19:12.225 --> 19:13.145 Svetlana Munis. 19:14.625 --> 19:18.025 Dr. Gwendolyn Cabinet Maker's step-daughter, Ranjan. 19:19.865 --> 19:20.665 Yeah! 19:35.825 --> 19:39.385 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Listen, instead of discussing other people's relationships, 19:39.465 --> 19:41.665 you better focus on your own marriage. 19:41.745 --> 19:44.305 If we have any problems in our marriage, Freddy will show them to me clearly. 19:44.385 --> 19:45.985 Yeah. My Hutoxi is absolutely right. 19:46.065 --> 19:48.985 Yeah, he'll show them to you clearly. Because your contact lenses 19:49.065 --> 19:50.025 need spectacles. 19:51.185 --> 19:53.425 Come here, Freddy. And, you, look. 19:53.905 --> 19:57.385 The month has ended. It's been three days but this girl hasn't bothered to 19:57.465 --> 19:59.225 change the page on this calendar yet. 19:59.305 --> 20:03.025 God, but, Mamma, nowadays who the hell uses this ancient Zenobia Caterers 20:03.105 --> 20:03.945 calendar? 20:04.425 --> 20:08.305 I use the calendar, I do. All my important accounts are written here. 20:08.385 --> 20:11.305 The milk account, the laundry account, and you! The number of 20:11.385 --> 20:14.345 times you have brought bad eggs, an account of that. 20:14.425 --> 20:17.025 And let me tell you this, this mobile phone with the gaudy cover, my 20:17.105 --> 20:20.665 - old calendar is far more reliable. - You're so right, Mamma. 20:22.665 --> 20:26.145 But the thing is, you know, I can't press numbers on this calendar and call 20:26.225 --> 20:27.465 someone if I have to. 20:28.785 --> 20:31.905 Mamma, she has a point. huh? My Hutoo is so funny, isn't she? 20:31.985 --> 20:35.385 You hen peck boy! Let me teach you what happens when you don't take my side. 20:35.465 --> 20:37.745 You don't have to laugh at every lame joke she cracks. What, she thinks she's 20:37.825 --> 20:38.665 funny. 20:38.745 --> 20:42.425 - Mamma please, Mamma, you'll get hurt. - Tighten her reins a little or she will-- 20:42.505 --> 20:46.425 Hey, what reins and all, Mamma? Hmm? Do I look like a horse to you? 20:46.505 --> 20:48.785 Wow! When did I say that you're beautiful? 20:48.865 --> 20:51.985 Even donkeys and mules have reins. Hu-toxi. 20:53.505 --> 20:57.025 Don't cross the line now, Mamma, please. Suppose I call you a witch, will 20:57.105 --> 20:58.425 it not be very unfair? 20:59.065 --> 21:00.505 To all the poor witches? 21:03.065 --> 21:04.865 Too good. She's in form today. 21:04.945 --> 21:09.185 You henpeck boy, laugh later. Look at this. Look, there's so much dust! 21:09.985 --> 21:13.185 The whole thing looks like a desert. If you're not careful there'll be 21:13.265 --> 21:15.985 sandstorm soon and then we won't be able to breathe. 21:16.065 --> 21:20.145 And then she'll be the reason I'll suffocate and die. 21:20.745 --> 21:23.625 - S…sorry. - No, no. Laugh. Laugh. 21:23.705 --> 21:25.785 But don't you forget this, 21:25.865 --> 21:28.785 that pulling my leg and running me down are two very different things, 21:28.865 --> 21:31.065 Mr. Freddy Gulshan Bano Taraporewala. 21:31.945 --> 21:33.865 I'm really sorry, Hutoo darling. 21:50.905 --> 21:52.985 - Girls! I need to discuss something very - Hey! 21:53.065 --> 21:55.305 - Important. - What's that in your hand? 21:55.385 --> 21:58.345 Last night daddy, doubted my "Micky-Sticky Sesame Licky" for the 21:58.425 --> 21:59.305 millionth time. 21:59.385 --> 22:02.145 And placed a big black knife, like this on his neck. 22:02.225 --> 22:04.665 - Oh! - Poor Micky was trembling like this. 22:05.985 --> 22:09.225 You know how the clothes hanging on the windows of poor people living in 22:09.305 --> 22:11.945 tiny two bedroom apartments shake in the wind? 22:12.025 --> 22:14.265 Like that, he was trembling like that, Priyanka. 22:14.345 --> 22:15.225 You bloody-- Please. 22:15.305 --> 22:16.385 Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad. 22:16.465 --> 22:19.305 I'm going to slice your throat, dear son-in-law. 22:19.385 --> 22:22.865 But why? I love your dearest daughter Twinkle so very much. 22:26.025 --> 22:29.785 Oh, so you love her, and that, Dalichand's daughter, Girishma. 22:29.865 --> 22:34.385 Hmm? And Naseem's daughter that nurse, ah, Rukhsar, you love her as well, right? 22:34.465 --> 22:36.105 No no. Who's telling you all this? 22:36.185 --> 22:39.345 - Daddy! Come here. Come here! - What? 22:39.425 --> 22:41.385 Come! Get up! Come on! 22:42.425 --> 22:44.425 You filthy bacteria! Come! 22:45.585 --> 22:47.145 Yeah! Tell me. 22:47.225 --> 22:51.465 Daddy, not the throat, please. Do you know how beautifully my Mickey sings? 22:51.545 --> 22:53.505 - Huh? - You heard? 22:53.585 --> 22:54.385 Once more. 22:55.505 --> 22:56.705 But baby, I'm telling you. 22:56.785 --> 23:01.345 Your worthless husband is having an affair with that nurse Rukhsar, for sure. 23:03.345 --> 23:04.145 What? 23:04.225 --> 23:08.425 Daddy, my Mickey addresses nurse Rukhsar, as 'sister', do you know that? 23:08.505 --> 23:11.585 So, in India everyone calls nurses 'sisters', isn't it? 23:11.665 --> 23:14.265 - Yeah. - See? Hey! Hey, idiot. Sit, sit. Come. 23:14.345 --> 23:17.105 Sit here. Sit, sit, come. 23:19.585 --> 23:22.425 What is it that you really like about him? Huh? 23:22.505 --> 23:24.665 You are a successful model, educated, 23:24.745 --> 23:28.705 high school dropout celebrity. And him? A cardiac surgeon. 23:32.025 --> 23:32.825 Daddy? 23:34.825 --> 23:37.225 So what if Mickey's a cardiac surgeon? 23:37.305 --> 23:39.865 - No work is small, don't forget that? - Huh? 23:41.105 --> 23:43.665 But darling, I actually save people's lives. 23:43.745 --> 23:46.585 There. My Mickey does that on the side, as well. 23:48.465 --> 23:50.705 You will not slit his throat. 23:51.225 --> 23:55.145 I have finally decided. I am not going to let my daddy interfere in our 23:55.225 --> 23:56.345 married life anymore. 23:56.425 --> 23:57.985 - And that's final. - Right. 23:59.385 --> 24:02.905 Alright then, come on, call the society staff and give them these clothes now. 24:02.985 --> 24:04.065 We're very late. Hi, Aunty. When did you come? 24:04.145 --> 24:07.945 - Oh, Aunty Rajni! Good morning. - Oh, Aunty Rajni! Good morning! 24:08.025 --> 24:10.105 What happened, aunty? Are you okay? 24:11.505 --> 24:12.785 I've also decided something. 24:12.865 --> 24:15.545 So, calm down and tell us. Tell us, tell us. 24:17.265 --> 24:18.105 Uh, come on. 24:19.265 --> 24:20.185 I'm tired now. 24:20.265 --> 24:21.825 Then sit down and tell us. 24:25.825 --> 24:28.305 I took care of my father for twenty years. 24:29.265 --> 24:30.945 I was there for my brothers. 24:32.505 --> 24:36.225 After I got married, twenty two years I took care of Nikhilesh. 24:37.825 --> 24:40.825 And now Kuku's forgetfulness for the last one year. 24:43.745 --> 24:46.785 I'm fed up of all this. No, you won't interrupt me! 24:46.865 --> 24:49.585 - Cut the call! - Ye, yeah, sorry. 24:52.585 --> 24:54.945 That is why I've made up my mind that I, 24:55.705 --> 24:58.945 I have decided to file for divorce and that is final.