WEBVTT 00:02:37.771 --> 00:02:41.601 align:center The swagger and the boots both stay solid, girl. 00:02:41.604 --> 00:02:45.514 align:center Pulled a lot of people out to their delusions too, girl. 00:02:45.521 --> 00:02:51.021 align:center All the others are just followers, I alone am the don... 00:02:52.771 --> 00:03:08.641 align:center Carry on, carry on, carry on, carry on Jatta. 00:03:08.646 --> 00:03:12.226 align:center We are bounded together for seven lifetimes, 00:03:12.229 --> 00:03:20.319 align:center Jatta, I fell in love with you for the fourth time. 00:03:33.896 --> 00:03:38.016 align:center I stand with swagger, walk with swagger, fight with swagger too. 00:03:38.021 --> 00:03:41.811 align:center And the ones who don't even see me in their dreams, sorry about that too. 00:03:41.812 --> 00:03:45.472 align:center I stand with swagger, walk with swagger, fight with swagger too. 00:03:45.479 --> 00:03:49.609 align:center And the ones who don't even see me in their dreams, sorry about that too. 00:03:49.604 --> 00:03:54.854 align:center I stay in a chill mood 24/7, 00:03:56.687 --> 00:04:12.437 align:center Carry on, carry on, carry on, carry on Jatta. 00:04:12.437 --> 00:04:20.727 align:center Oh my love, I'm crazy only about you. 00:04:20.729 --> 00:04:26.359 align:center Believe me, my love, I swear on it too. 00:04:41.646 --> 00:04:45.476 align:center Wherever I stand, I give out leader like vibes, 00:04:45.479 --> 00:04:49.189 align:center The world's crazy about us, lining up to serve us. 00:04:49.354 --> 00:04:53.474 align:center Every old and new heart's got this guy stamped on it, 00:04:53.479 --> 00:04:57.319 align:center People in Lahore too dance to the desi Jatt's songs. 00:04:57.312 --> 00:05:01.182 align:center Punjabi look, royal smile, with a glass in hand, 00:05:01.187 --> 00:05:05.067 align:center This Jatt is like Mauli keeps a sickle close too. 00:05:05.062 --> 00:05:11.972 align:center This Jatt came into this world all alone, 00:05:11.979 --> 00:05:27.979 align:center Carry on, carry on, carry on, carry on Jatta. 00:05:42.437 --> 00:05:45.567 align:center Oh no, my uncle, who was like a father to me, is gone! 00:05:47.396 --> 00:05:50.226 align:center Earlier the house felt alive because of him... 00:05:50.229 --> 00:05:52.779 align:center now the house is there, but uncle isn't. 00:05:55.562 --> 00:05:57.062 align:center O Uncle... 00:05:57.271 --> 00:05:58.721 align:center - Honey is here, Goldie. - O Uncle... 00:05:59.104 --> 00:06:00.724 align:center He won't leave until the rituals are through. 00:06:00.729 --> 00:06:02.609 align:center Uncle... 00:06:05.187 --> 00:06:06.567 align:center Uncle... 00:06:07.396 --> 00:06:09.856 align:center Uncle, you left all alone. 00:06:09.854 --> 00:06:11.314 align:center Everyone usually dies alone. 00:06:11.437 --> 00:06:14.357 align:center Only if a bus full of wedding guests falls into a canal or something... 00:06:14.354 --> 00:06:15.564 align:center that's when people die together. 00:06:15.562 --> 00:06:16.562 align:center - Yeah. - Right? 00:06:16.562 --> 00:06:18.772 align:center And even the chances of that happening are pretty slim. 00:06:20.062 --> 00:06:21.762 align:center Come on Pakkhu Uncle, enough now. 00:06:21.771 --> 00:06:23.061 align:center How much more work will you make me do? 00:06:23.187 --> 00:06:24.527 align:center I haven't even had time to cry yet. 00:06:24.937 --> 00:06:26.607 align:center Just one last round of tea, son. 00:06:26.854 --> 00:06:28.024 align:center After that we can sit and cry all we want. 00:06:28.271 --> 00:06:29.101 align:center Go on, be a good boy. 00:06:29.104 --> 00:06:31.684 align:center What happened to my uncle? 00:06:32.229 --> 00:06:34.569 align:center Honey, such is the profession of lawyers, 00:06:34.562 --> 00:06:36.972 align:center sometimes you got to risk your life fighting cases. 00:06:37.771 --> 00:06:42.181 align:center Look, he left two innocent souls behind and went back to Waheguru. 00:06:42.187 --> 00:06:43.607 align:center Uncle! 00:06:44.271 --> 00:06:47.561 align:center Why did you leave these innocent kids behind? 00:06:47.562 --> 00:06:49.602 align:center You should have waited for them to grow up. 00:06:50.396 --> 00:06:52.776 align:center Waiter... waiter come here. 00:06:52.979 --> 00:06:54.109 align:center Where did he go? 00:06:54.104 --> 00:06:57.264 align:center Keep this. I'm their father's elder brother's son, okay? 00:06:57.271 --> 00:06:58.811 align:center Take good care of me. 00:06:58.812 --> 00:07:01.892 align:center He's not a wait, he's my friend Pakkhu. 00:07:01.896 --> 00:07:02.976 align:center Oh. 00:07:03.646 --> 00:07:05.896 align:center Son, once the bullet leaves the gun, it's gone. 00:07:05.896 --> 00:07:07.646 align:center Keep it or hand it to somebody else, 00:07:07.646 --> 00:07:10.066 align:center but make sure that someone takes good care of me. 00:07:10.062 --> 00:07:11.812 align:center - Don't worry. We are with you. - Yes. 00:07:11.812 --> 00:07:13.312 align:center - We are here. - Sister-in-law, 00:07:13.312 --> 00:07:15.892 align:center Sister-in-law... that is my Sonu, my wife. 00:07:15.896 --> 00:07:18.726 align:center Give Sonu some tea too, she's weak hearted. 00:07:18.729 --> 00:07:19.609 align:center That's not your sister-in-law, Honey. 00:07:19.604 --> 00:07:21.184 align:center - She's the maid. - Okay. 00:07:21.187 --> 00:07:23.227 align:center If he keeps talking this nonsense, 00:07:23.229 --> 00:07:24.899 align:center Daddy's going t get up and beat the hell out of him. 00:07:24.896 --> 00:07:26.106 align:center He honestly deserves it. 00:07:28.312 --> 00:07:30.852 align:center Jass, all the guests have left. 00:07:31.187 --> 00:07:33.107 align:center I'm thinking maybe in two-three days 00:07:33.104 --> 00:07:34.394 align:center we should head back to the village too. 00:07:34.396 --> 00:07:37.856 align:center Honey, in this hard time, you and Sister-in-law really stood by us. 00:07:38.562 --> 00:07:40.102 align:center There's endless work in a house where someone's died. 00:07:40.104 --> 00:07:42.644 align:center My wife's still outside somewhere dusting off the cobwebs. 00:07:57.187 --> 00:08:00.397 align:center Daddy's long gone, but I wonder when these relatives will finally leave. 00:08:00.396 --> 00:08:03.856 align:center Daddy died because of you, and you don't even feel bad about it. 00:08:04.229 --> 00:08:06.779 align:center Daljeet, we should just follow Daddy's teachings. 00:08:07.062 --> 00:08:09.772 align:center He used to say never regret anything in life. 00:08:10.021 --> 00:08:13.181 align:center And anyway, even God forgives one accidental death here and there. 00:08:13.479 --> 00:08:15.979 align:center Daddy, if you died because of me by mistake... 00:08:16.229 --> 00:08:17.689 align:center would you forgive me? 00:08:17.937 --> 00:08:20.817 align:center Son, I obviously wouldn't even be here when it's time to forgive you... 00:08:21.062 --> 00:08:22.682 align:center but while leaving, 00:08:23.354 --> 00:08:26.514 align:center I'd still feel proud seeing my child carrying my legacy forward. 00:08:26.521 --> 00:08:27.351 align:center Good boy. 00:08:27.896 --> 00:08:29.776 align:center Very good, very good, my boy. 00:08:30.604 --> 00:08:31.684 align:center I'll be damned. 00:08:31.937 --> 00:08:32.817 align:center The ladder is here again. 00:08:36.312 --> 00:08:39.262 align:center Daddy stayed stressed because of Jass's such antics. 00:08:39.271 --> 00:08:40.431 align:center - Let's go, Shinda. - Old habits die hard. 00:08:40.437 --> 00:08:41.857 align:center Looks like he has lost his mind. 00:08:41.854 --> 00:08:44.014 align:center So when will you come back again? 00:08:44.021 --> 00:08:47.971 align:center We'll come back as soon as God ever gives another opportunity like this. 00:08:50.521 --> 00:08:53.311 align:center Honey! 00:08:54.937 --> 00:08:56.187 align:center Sonu! 00:08:56.979 --> 00:08:58.399 align:center I heard Sonu scream. 00:09:08.812 --> 00:09:11.392 align:center Sonu! 00:09:13.062 --> 00:09:15.062 align:center Looks God's given him another opportunity, Pakkhu. 00:09:15.396 --> 00:09:18.186 align:center Daddy must still be on his way to heaven and you sent her away too. 00:09:18.187 --> 00:09:19.517 align:center So, you wanted Daddy to go alone? 00:09:19.521 --> 00:09:21.561 align:center Now they both will have each other's company to go there. 00:09:45.229 --> 00:09:49.189 align:center Jass, should we handle the corpse first or this poor idiot? 00:09:49.687 --> 00:09:52.777 align:center I say handle this guy who is offering this new package of... 00:09:52.896 --> 00:09:55.186 align:center Buy one, get one free. 00:09:56.604 --> 00:09:59.604 align:center Listen, this doctor's my friend. 00:09:59.604 --> 00:10:00.354 align:center Don't worry. 00:10:00.354 --> 00:10:03.314 align:center She'll guide us properly about what we can do for Honey. 00:10:03.312 --> 00:10:05.062 align:center Sonu! 00:10:05.812 --> 00:10:07.472 align:center The way he's screaming, 00:10:07.646 --> 00:10:09.566 align:center feels like Honey too is going to go soon that too for free. 00:10:09.562 --> 00:10:10.722 align:center The doctor is here. 00:10:11.437 --> 00:10:13.647 align:center The patient's mental state has gotten really bad. 00:10:13.896 --> 00:10:16.266 align:center He can't handle the shock of his wife's death. 00:10:16.271 --> 00:10:17.311 align:center Ma'am, help me. 00:10:17.312 --> 00:10:19.062 align:center He won't stop coming after me. 00:10:19.062 --> 00:10:20.722 align:center - I'm Pinky, not Sonu. - Sonu, don't run from me. 00:10:20.729 --> 00:10:23.069 align:center He has called five-six nurses "Sonu" at since morning. 00:10:23.062 --> 00:10:23.932 align:center Nobody got hurt, right? 00:10:23.937 --> 00:10:26.397 align:center No, they all ran and saved themselves. 00:10:26.854 --> 00:10:28.014 align:center Get out of my way! 00:10:28.021 --> 00:10:29.931 align:center - Honey! - Jass, he's completely lost it. 00:10:29.937 --> 00:10:31.817 align:center - Honey! Honey! Honey! - Careful, don't run over my foot. 00:10:32.021 --> 00:10:33.061 align:center Why did you stop me? 00:10:33.062 --> 00:10:35.642 align:center Jass, give me Rs. 2000, I need to put fuel in the car. 00:10:35.646 --> 00:10:37.066 align:center Sir, this is someone's personal dead body. 00:10:37.062 --> 00:10:38.392 align:center He cannot take her. 00:10:39.562 --> 00:10:41.472 align:center Sir, we'll have to give him electric shock therapy. 00:10:41.479 --> 00:10:42.649 align:center I'll go prepare for it. 00:10:42.812 --> 00:10:43.892 align:center - Okay. - What is she saying? 00:10:45.104 --> 00:10:47.434 align:center - Nothing. She said she'll be right back. - Okay. 00:10:47.812 --> 00:10:49.472 align:center Honey! Honey! Honey! 00:10:49.479 --> 00:10:50.519 align:center - Here. - What's this? 00:10:50.521 --> 00:10:52.561 align:center Cars don't run on fuel anymore these days, they're electric now. 00:10:52.562 --> 00:10:53.722 align:center No need for 2000 rupees. 00:10:53.729 --> 00:10:55.609 align:center - Hold it. - No, don't! 00:10:56.354 --> 00:10:57.564 align:center Yes! Yes! Yes! 00:10:58.396 --> 00:11:02.266 align:center Honey will be fine. I cured Honey! I fixed Honey! 00:11:02.271 --> 00:11:04.061 align:center Damn you, Goldie! You idiot. 00:11:04.354 --> 00:11:05.604 align:center Honey? Honey? 00:11:06.062 --> 00:11:07.892 align:center I cured him. Give him the electric shock. 00:11:07.896 --> 00:11:08.896 align:center He too? 00:11:09.104 --> 00:11:10.144 align:center Just a little. 00:11:10.771 --> 00:11:11.811 align:center Honey, my brother... 00:11:14.646 --> 00:11:15.606 align:center There's still current left in him. 00:11:15.604 --> 00:11:18.224 align:center There's only one way to pull a patient out of mental trauma. 00:11:18.229 --> 00:11:19.019 align:center What's that? 00:11:19.021 --> 00:11:22.141 align:center We'll have to keep him trapped in the illusion that his wife's still alive. 00:11:22.479 --> 00:11:26.019 align:center Keep rotating somebody around him pretending to be Sonu. 00:11:26.021 --> 00:11:27.311 align:center For how long? 00:11:27.687 --> 00:11:29.147 align:center Just... For life. 00:11:29.979 --> 00:11:31.319 align:center Otherwise he won't survive. 00:11:31.646 --> 00:11:34.146 align:center At this rate we should just get rid of him 00:11:34.146 --> 00:11:35.316 align:center Stop it, Goldie. 00:11:35.437 --> 00:11:36.817 align:center Why do you want to get rid of everyone? 00:11:36.812 --> 00:11:37.932 align:center He's our brother. 00:11:37.937 --> 00:11:40.017 align:center We should focus on saving him. 00:11:40.021 --> 00:11:41.931 align:center So who's going to pretend to be Sonu around him? 00:11:45.521 --> 00:11:46.561 align:center I don't know what's going to happen. 00:11:46.812 --> 00:11:47.682 align:center Hey! 00:11:55.646 --> 00:11:56.856 align:center I had kept a dress ready to wear. 00:11:56.854 --> 00:11:57.974 align:center Where is it? 00:11:59.021 --> 00:11:59.931 align:center Daddy took it. 00:12:00.521 --> 00:12:01.311 align:center Daddy took it? 00:12:01.312 --> 00:12:02.222 align:center Yes. 00:12:03.979 --> 00:12:11.229 align:center Sonu, let you back be my witness, I won't find anyone like you. 00:12:12.854 --> 00:12:14.274 align:center I'm yours, even after death. 00:12:16.271 --> 00:12:17.601 align:center Goldie! 00:12:19.604 --> 00:12:21.724 align:center Goldie didn't come here. 00:12:23.312 --> 00:12:24.892 align:center Daljeet! Daljeet! Daljeet! 00:12:24.896 --> 00:12:26.266 align:center Daljeet, listen to me! 00:12:26.271 --> 00:12:28.561 align:center - Daljeet! Daljeet! Please hear me out. - Sister-in-law! 00:12:28.562 --> 00:12:31.272 align:center The doctor literally wrote all this down in the prescription for us to do. 00:12:31.729 --> 00:12:34.019 align:center What kind of doctor writes prescriptions like that? 00:12:34.021 --> 00:12:36.431 align:center Sister-in-law, all this was just surface-level stuff. 00:12:36.437 --> 00:12:37.567 align:center There was never real emotion in it. 00:12:37.562 --> 00:12:38.312 align:center - Yes. - Really? 00:12:38.312 --> 00:12:41.722 align:center If I hadn't screamed, our whole family would've become a laughing stock. 00:12:41.729 --> 00:12:42.609 align:center Sister-in-law! 00:12:42.604 --> 00:12:44.514 align:center Daljeet, fine, I swear, I won't do this stuff again. 00:12:44.521 --> 00:12:46.351 align:center Really? Swear on Daddy then. 00:12:46.354 --> 00:12:47.354 align:center As you wish 00:12:47.604 --> 00:12:49.224 align:center Here you go. I swear on Daddy. 00:12:49.396 --> 00:12:51.186 align:center I'll never pretend to be Sonu again. 00:12:51.187 --> 00:12:51.897 align:center Happy? 00:12:51.896 --> 00:12:53.026 align:center Sonu! 00:12:53.271 --> 00:12:54.101 align:center Coming! 00:12:54.104 --> 00:12:55.724 align:center Get the gender right or he'll create a scene. 00:12:55.729 --> 00:12:56.439 align:center Coming! 00:12:56.437 --> 00:12:57.107 align:center Get lost. 00:12:57.104 --> 00:12:58.394 align:center You can't be trusted at all. 00:12:58.396 --> 00:12:59.566 align:center No, listen to me. 00:12:59.562 --> 00:13:01.142 align:center Just stop for a minute and hear me out. 00:13:01.396 --> 00:13:02.266 align:center At least you stay back. 00:13:02.271 --> 00:13:03.011 align:center I'll go. 00:13:03.021 --> 00:13:04.351 align:center I drank my mother's milk. 00:13:04.687 --> 00:13:05.977 align:center You must have eaten something paid for by your father too. 00:13:06.146 --> 00:13:07.646 align:center You didn't turn out like this just from your mother's milk. 00:13:07.854 --> 00:13:09.604 align:center Daddy, you broke my heart. 00:13:09.812 --> 00:13:12.312 align:center All this time, I proudly went to school saying I'm a Jatt's son. 00:13:12.479 --> 00:13:15.149 align:center Now I found out I'm the son of two Jattis. 00:13:17.687 --> 00:13:19.147 align:center No. Don't say that. I'm your father. 00:13:19.146 --> 00:13:20.526 align:center You don't get another mother in life. 00:13:20.729 --> 00:13:22.769 align:center In desperate times, people can even make donkeys their fathers. 00:13:22.771 --> 00:13:23.721 align:center Come on, Mom. 00:13:24.979 --> 00:13:25.479 align:center Daljeet! 00:13:25.604 --> 00:13:27.434 align:center Daljeet! 00:13:30.312 --> 00:13:31.892 align:center You couldn't go pretending to be Sonu? 00:13:31.896 --> 00:13:32.606 align:center Why did you send me? 00:13:32.604 --> 00:13:34.394 align:center Do I look like a woman to you from any angle? 00:13:34.396 --> 00:13:36.106 align:center Have you ever even seen me doing a catwalk? 00:13:36.104 --> 00:13:38.684 align:center Why would I become Sonu when you're the one who killed her? 00:13:38.687 --> 00:13:39.857 align:center I didn't kill her on purpose. 00:13:39.854 --> 00:13:41.474 align:center People just die around me accidentally. 00:13:41.479 --> 00:13:45.069 align:center Our father died and she was busy climbing ladders and cleaning the house. 00:13:45.062 --> 00:13:47.562 align:center She climbed the ladder to clean spider webs. 00:13:47.562 --> 00:13:50.352 align:center Daddy wasn't Spider-Man that would've gotten stuck in them. 00:13:50.354 --> 00:13:52.014 align:center She slipped away quietly. 00:13:52.021 --> 00:13:52.891 align:center Goldie! 00:13:52.896 --> 00:13:56.146 align:center Brother, the father you started this cleanliness campaign for... 00:13:56.146 --> 00:13:57.726 align:center Did he ever live a clean life? 00:13:58.062 --> 00:13:58.932 align:center He kept telling people... 00:13:58.937 --> 00:14:01.477 align:center "Dhillon didn't wear the black coat for nothing." 00:14:01.479 --> 00:14:04.359 align:center Originally it was white, it turned black over time. 00:14:04.354 --> 00:14:08.724 align:center For your information, you've got no idea how many family secrets I'm hiding. 00:14:08.729 --> 00:14:11.019 align:center Goldie, if you say one more word against Daddy, 00:14:11.021 --> 00:14:14.851 align:center I'll go straight to the police and tell them you killed everyone. 00:14:14.854 --> 00:14:16.264 align:center Everyone? How many people do you think I've killed? 00:14:16.271 --> 00:14:17.431 align:center I only killed two people. 00:14:17.437 --> 00:14:18.727 align:center You killed Mom too. 00:14:18.729 --> 00:14:21.319 align:center Now throw Parvati Kaur into my account too. 00:14:21.312 --> 00:14:23.562 align:center The swimming pool Mom jumped into... 00:14:23.562 --> 00:14:24.972 align:center You're the one who emptied it! 00:14:24.979 --> 00:14:28.269 align:center How was I supposed to know Mom planned scuba diving in it? 00:14:28.271 --> 00:14:29.471 align:center Daddy told me to clean it. 00:14:29.479 --> 00:14:30.689 align:center And you cleaned Mom instead! 00:14:30.687 --> 00:14:32.937 align:center Daddy told you to remove leaves. 00:14:32.937 --> 00:14:34.937 align:center Even if you emptied the pool, 00:14:34.937 --> 00:14:37.897 align:center you could've at least put up a sign saying "Pool is empty." 00:14:37.896 --> 00:14:39.066 align:center Bravo. 00:14:39.062 --> 00:14:42.932 align:center The mother who couldn't see an empty pool would definitely notice a tiny signboard. 00:14:42.937 --> 00:14:44.107 align:center Goldie! 00:14:45.854 --> 00:14:46.934 align:center Put your hand down. 00:14:47.229 --> 00:14:48.359 align:center Put your hand down. 00:14:48.646 --> 00:14:49.686 align:center Put your hand down. 00:14:50.979 --> 00:14:53.439 align:center Little brother, that same day I told Daddy that 00:14:53.437 --> 00:14:56.107 align:center my minor mistake caused Mom's death. 00:14:56.104 --> 00:14:57.564 align:center - You know what he said? - What? 00:14:57.771 --> 00:15:00.181 align:center He said, "It's okay, kid. Just don't repeat it." 00:15:00.187 --> 00:15:01.977 align:center And did you stop after that? 00:15:01.979 --> 00:15:03.069 align:center What else have I done? 00:15:03.062 --> 00:15:04.682 align:center After Mom, you killed Daddy too. 00:15:04.687 --> 00:15:06.067 align:center It was time for Daddy to die. 00:15:06.062 --> 00:15:08.222 align:center You threw Sonu off the ladder and killed her. 00:15:08.229 --> 00:15:09.939 align:center At this rate, I think Honey's next. 00:15:09.937 --> 00:15:11.227 align:center Why would I do anything to Honey? 00:15:11.229 --> 00:15:13.029 align:center Honey, brother... 00:15:13.146 --> 00:15:14.856 align:center My Sonu's dead? 00:15:15.812 --> 00:15:19.352 align:center No, no, Honey, we're talking about another Sonu. 00:15:19.896 --> 00:15:21.226 align:center Your wife Sonu is upstairs. 00:15:21.229 --> 00:15:23.149 align:center Yes, she's upstairs. 00:15:23.812 --> 00:15:25.602 align:center You swear on Uncle? 00:15:26.104 --> 00:15:27.854 align:center Yes, I swear. 00:15:27.854 --> 00:15:29.184 align:center Sonu's up there. 00:15:31.396 --> 00:15:33.066 align:center Long live Sonu. 00:15:35.229 --> 00:15:37.979 align:center We tried really hard to fix your nephew Honey. 00:15:39.146 --> 00:15:40.776 align:center The poor doctor almost went insane too. 00:15:41.771 --> 00:15:44.391 align:center Please, call him back to your side. 00:15:45.187 --> 00:15:48.437 align:center Goldie, think about something besides killing people for once. 00:15:48.646 --> 00:15:51.146 align:center Even if you don't look good at least say good things. 00:15:51.146 --> 00:15:52.686 align:center Can't you see I'm meditating here? 00:15:52.687 --> 00:15:54.017 align:center Like hell you're meditating1 00:15:54.021 --> 00:15:56.181 align:center You sit with ten-rupee incense sticks in front of Daddy's photo all day. 00:15:56.187 --> 00:15:58.227 align:center You blackened Daddy's white beard with the smoke. 00:15:58.229 --> 00:15:59.899 align:center I turned it white again. 00:15:59.896 --> 00:16:00.896 align:center It was not the smoke, idiot. 00:16:00.896 --> 00:16:02.146 align:center I dyed it. 00:16:02.146 --> 00:16:04.066 align:center Who even dyes a beard in a photo? 00:16:04.062 --> 00:16:04.972 align:center I did. 00:16:04.979 --> 00:16:06.319 align:center It was his birthday. 00:16:06.312 --> 00:16:09.472 align:center Here, I beg of you, get ready quickly. 00:16:09.479 --> 00:16:12.019 align:center You and Honey are coming with me to our aunt's daughter's wedding today. 00:16:12.021 --> 00:16:12.931 align:center What business do we have there? 00:16:12.937 --> 00:16:14.857 align:center Your hippie friend Pakkhu's already coming with you. 00:16:14.854 --> 00:16:16.474 align:center I don't have just one hippie friend. 00:16:16.687 --> 00:16:19.607 align:center Jass, you know why I don't go to family gatherings? 00:16:19.729 --> 00:16:21.149 align:center Because everyone asks me awkward questions. 00:16:21.479 --> 00:16:22.609 align:center "How did your father die?" 00:16:22.604 --> 00:16:24.144 align:center "Why did your wife leave you?" 00:16:24.146 --> 00:16:25.476 align:center "How did Honey's wife die?" 00:16:25.687 --> 00:16:27.977 align:center I feel quite weird. 00:16:28.104 --> 00:16:31.144 align:center Did it feel weird back then when you did all this, Goldie? 00:16:31.937 --> 00:16:32.727 align:center Tell me. 00:16:32.896 --> 00:16:34.026 align:center Come on, tell me. 00:16:35.229 --> 00:16:35.689 align:center No. 00:16:35.687 --> 00:16:37.267 align:center Then why care what people think? 00:16:37.271 --> 00:16:39.431 align:center So what if two-four people died because of you? 00:16:39.562 --> 00:16:40.932 align:center Your heart's clean, right? 00:16:41.062 --> 00:16:42.392 align:center Yeah. Totally clean. 00:16:42.521 --> 00:16:45.061 align:center Thank you, Daddy, for giving birth to such a smart second child. 00:16:45.229 --> 00:16:47.519 align:center When you were born, Mom and Dad loved each other too much, 00:16:47.521 --> 00:16:48.601 align:center that's why you turned out so good. 00:16:48.604 --> 00:16:50.314 align:center When I was born, Daddy beat Mom all the time. 00:16:50.312 --> 00:16:51.472 align:center That's why I turned out like this. 00:16:51.479 --> 00:16:52.859 align:center Listen, we'll come with you. 00:16:52.854 --> 00:16:54.974 align:center But pack my vests, underwear and socks in your bag. 00:16:54.979 --> 00:16:56.279 align:center - Fine. - Okay. 00:16:56.562 --> 00:16:57.262 align:center Why? 00:16:57.271 --> 00:16:58.681 align:center They stink too much. 00:16:58.896 --> 00:17:00.316 align:center My clothes will get ruined. 00:17:01.062 --> 00:17:02.022 align:center You... 00:17:02.229 --> 00:17:03.069 align:center I'm not go with you then. 00:17:03.312 --> 00:17:04.642 align:center Please come along. 00:17:11.812 --> 00:17:13.972 align:center Is the luggage car even following us? 00:17:14.562 --> 00:17:15.602 align:center Goldie's here too. 00:17:16.229 --> 00:17:17.939 align:center Tell the relatives to stay away from him. 00:17:18.604 --> 00:17:19.974 align:center He is known to cause accidental deaths. 00:17:20.187 --> 00:17:21.317 align:center Why didn't Sonu come along with us? 00:17:22.229 --> 00:17:23.479 align:center You'll keep my luggage safe, right? 00:17:24.146 --> 00:17:24.766 align:center Yes, of course. 00:17:24.771 --> 00:17:26.261 align:center Don't worry, she'll be here soon. 00:17:26.271 --> 00:17:27.271 align:center Jyoti'll bring it. 00:17:29.354 --> 00:17:31.104 align:center - Auntie, greetings, I seek your blessings. - Greetings. 00:17:31.104 --> 00:17:32.184 align:center - Greetings. Greetings. - Good to see you here. 00:17:32.187 --> 00:17:33.067 align:center Greetings, Uncle. 00:17:33.062 --> 00:17:34.852 align:center Greetings. Greetings. 00:17:34.854 --> 00:17:36.224 align:center - God bless you all. - Greetings. 00:17:36.229 --> 00:17:37.729 align:center - This is my friend Pakkhu. - Greetings. - Greetings, Auntie. 00:17:37.729 --> 00:17:39.439 align:center Thank you all for coming. 00:17:39.437 --> 00:17:41.187 align:center Didn't say that. We wouldn't miss it for anything. 00:17:41.562 --> 00:17:42.602 align:center Sonu's coming too. 00:17:42.604 --> 00:17:43.814 align:center Yes. 00:17:44.437 --> 00:17:45.727 align:center Honey, you come with me. 00:17:45.854 --> 00:17:46.434 align:center Carry on. 00:17:46.437 --> 00:17:47.227 align:center Go on. 00:17:47.229 --> 00:17:48.399 align:center Come with me. 00:17:48.396 --> 00:17:49.766 align:center They'll join us later. 00:17:49.771 --> 00:17:51.721 align:center His condition hasn't improved at all? 00:17:51.854 --> 00:17:54.604 align:center Auntie, sometimes it feels like nobody's smarter than him. 00:17:54.604 --> 00:17:56.024 align:center Other times it feels like nobody's more insane than him either. 00:17:56.146 --> 00:17:57.516 align:center He's just mixed up all the time. 00:17:57.521 --> 00:17:59.511 align:center If he's not fixed by Diwali, I'll get rid of him. 00:17:59.521 --> 00:18:00.971 align:center Stop talking nonsense. 00:18:00.979 --> 00:18:03.149 align:center You're welcome. Welcome, welcome. 00:18:03.146 --> 00:18:04.066 align:center Welcome to you too. 00:18:04.062 --> 00:18:05.142 align:center Thank you. 00:18:05.146 --> 00:18:06.816 align:center He's the caretaker of this resort. 00:18:06.812 --> 00:18:07.562 align:center I see. 00:18:07.562 --> 00:18:08.642 align:center - Pankaj? - Yes? 00:18:08.646 --> 00:18:09.976 align:center Show them the upstairs rooms. 00:18:09.979 --> 00:18:10.649 align:center Sure. 00:18:10.646 --> 00:18:13.276 align:center Auntie, tell me, when's the function starting? 00:18:13.396 --> 00:18:15.186 align:center We were just waiting for you all. 00:18:15.187 --> 00:18:16.687 align:center Now that you're here, let's get started. 00:18:16.687 --> 00:18:18.187 align:center - Come on, everyone. - Let's go then. 00:18:36.687 --> 00:18:40.977 align:center Sleep's forgotten the road to my eyes, 00:18:40.979 --> 00:18:45.189 align:center A heart once worth fortunes now looks like there's nothing worthy inside. 00:18:45.187 --> 00:18:49.567 align:center Sleep's forgotten the road to my eyes, 00:18:49.687 --> 00:18:53.977 align:center A heart once worth fortunes now looks like there's nothing worthy inside. 00:18:55.354 --> 00:19:00.354 align:center Peace keeps drifting away, 00:19:00.354 --> 00:19:03.064 align:center It keeps slipping away, 00:19:03.062 --> 00:19:07.102 align:center Who just passed through the neighborhood today? 00:19:09.062 --> 00:19:16.022 align:center Her fragrance still drifts through the winds all day, 00:19:16.187 --> 00:19:19.937 align:center Who just passed through the neighborhood today? 00:19:19.937 --> 00:19:21.977 align:center Oh my love... 00:19:21.979 --> 00:19:23.979 align:center I move like your shadow, my love, 00:19:23.979 --> 00:19:26.359 align:center I belong only to you. 00:19:26.354 --> 00:19:28.474 align:center You dwell inside my eyes, 00:19:28.479 --> 00:19:32.569 align:center You melt through every breath passing by. 00:19:32.896 --> 00:19:36.646 align:center Oh my dear... 00:19:36.646 --> 00:19:38.816 align:center The moon glows bright upon her face, 00:19:38.812 --> 00:19:40.892 align:center Stars rest softly in her hair's embrace. 00:19:41.021 --> 00:19:43.261 align:center Every angel God designed above, 00:19:43.271 --> 00:19:45.311 align:center Looks like kin to the girl I love. 00:19:45.312 --> 00:19:47.512 align:center The moon glows bright upon her face, 00:19:47.521 --> 00:19:49.601 align:center Stars rest softly in her hair's embrace. 00:19:49.604 --> 00:19:51.724 align:center Every angel God designed above, 00:19:51.729 --> 00:19:53.939 align:center Looks like kin to the girl I love. 00:19:54.562 --> 00:19:58.772 align:center My heart keeps pulling toward her way, 00:19:58.896 --> 00:20:01.436 align:center It keeps pulling toward her way, 00:20:01.437 --> 00:20:05.527 align:center Who just passed through the neighborhood today? 00:20:07.396 --> 00:20:11.476 align:center Peace keeps drifting away, 00:20:11.479 --> 00:20:14.479 align:center It keeps slipping away, 00:20:14.479 --> 00:20:18.359 align:center Who just passed through the neighborhood today? 00:20:37.187 --> 00:20:39.357 align:center There's a different kind of glow in the universe, 00:20:39.354 --> 00:20:41.354 align:center And a melody only my heart can hear. 00:20:41.354 --> 00:20:43.604 align:center My beautiful one will always stay unmatched, 00:20:43.604 --> 00:20:45.854 align:center There's nobody else like him anywhere. 00:20:45.854 --> 00:20:47.974 align:center There's a different kind of glow in the universe, 00:20:47.979 --> 00:20:50.149 align:center And a melody only my heart can hear. 00:20:50.146 --> 00:20:52.516 align:center My beautiful one will always stay unmatched, 00:20:52.521 --> 00:20:54.471 align:center There's nobody else like him anywhere. 00:20:54.479 --> 00:20:59.109 align:center Neither eats nor drinks these days, 00:20:59.354 --> 00:21:01.934 align:center Neither eats nor drinks these days, 00:21:01.937 --> 00:21:05.857 align:center Who just passed through the neighborhood today? 00:21:07.812 --> 00:21:11.852 align:center Peace keeps drifting away, 00:21:11.854 --> 00:21:14.974 align:center It keeps slipping away, 00:21:14.979 --> 00:21:18.819 align:center Who just passed through the neighborhood today? 00:21:19.354 --> 00:21:22.934 align:center Who just passed through the neighborhood today? 00:21:22.937 --> 00:21:25.357 align:center Oh my love... 00:21:26.937 --> 00:21:28.107 align:center - I'll go for it. - Hello. 00:21:29.437 --> 00:21:30.317 align:center You? 00:21:30.312 --> 00:21:31.722 align:center Why have you been staring at me since yesterday? 00:21:31.729 --> 00:21:32.649 align:center I wasn't staring... 00:21:32.771 --> 00:21:33.681 align:center Just looking. 00:21:33.687 --> 00:21:34.977 align:center Why were you looking at you? 00:21:35.229 --> 00:21:37.439 align:center Because the moment I saw you, I fell in love with you. 00:21:38.229 --> 00:21:39.769 align:center Who falls in love the moment they see someone? 00:21:39.771 --> 00:21:40.511 align:center Me. 00:21:40.521 --> 00:21:41.931 align:center If you don't believe me, 00:21:41.937 --> 00:21:45.477 align:center I can make you talk to all the girls I fell for at first sight. 00:21:45.479 --> 00:21:46.569 align:center - Huh? - Yes. 00:21:46.562 --> 00:21:47.642 align:center You're crazy. 00:21:47.771 --> 00:21:49.311 align:center Reet? 00:21:50.521 --> 00:21:51.601 align:center What's wrong with Reet? 00:21:51.604 --> 00:21:52.644 align:center You're flirting with her? 00:21:52.646 --> 00:21:54.396 align:center Yes, that's my specialty. 00:21:54.396 --> 00:21:55.436 align:center You got a problem with it? 00:21:55.687 --> 00:21:57.147 align:center Don't interfere in my business. 00:21:57.479 --> 00:21:58.899 align:center I had everything set with great difficulty. 00:22:01.812 --> 00:22:03.222 align:center Jass, come with me right now. 00:22:03.229 --> 00:22:04.399 align:center Honey's gone completely overboard. 00:22:04.396 --> 00:22:07.106 align:center Every girl he sees he says, that's my sonu. 00:22:07.104 --> 00:22:08.934 align:center No idea where his actual Sonu disappeared to, 00:22:09.146 --> 00:22:10.476 align:center but that's my Sonu. 00:22:10.937 --> 00:22:11.607 align:center Go on. 00:22:19.271 --> 00:22:20.141 align:center There she is. 00:22:20.521 --> 00:22:21.681 align:center But who is she? 00:22:21.937 --> 00:22:23.607 align:center What does every Punjabi guy say when he spots a beautiful girl 00:22:23.604 --> 00:22:25.564 align:center and his friend asks, "Who's she?" 00:22:25.979 --> 00:22:26.769 align:center "Your sister-in-law." 00:22:26.771 --> 00:22:28.061 align:center She's your sister-in-law. 00:22:31.354 --> 00:22:32.434 align:center Alright then. 00:22:33.146 --> 00:22:34.226 align:center No, no, keep at it. 00:22:34.812 --> 00:22:35.812 align:center Fine, I'll handle it. 00:22:37.896 --> 00:22:38.766 align:center Here, talk to her. 00:22:38.771 --> 00:22:41.021 align:center Didn't I tell you, I fall in love at first sight? 00:22:41.146 --> 00:22:42.276 align:center - Talk to her. - Who is she? 00:22:43.562 --> 00:22:44.182 align:center Hello? 00:22:44.187 --> 00:22:45.607 align:center This is Sukhi. 00:22:45.604 --> 00:22:46.684 align:center He's telling the truth. 00:22:46.687 --> 00:22:48.397 align:center He really does fall in love at first sight. 00:22:48.687 --> 00:22:50.107 align:center It happened with me too. 00:22:50.271 --> 00:22:51.641 align:center Probably happened with you too. 00:22:51.771 --> 00:22:53.101 align:center This guy doesn't lie. 00:22:53.646 --> 00:22:54.856 align:center Believe him. 00:22:54.854 --> 00:22:56.604 align:center He's a nice guy. 00:22:57.354 --> 00:22:58.394 align:center What nonsense! 00:22:59.437 --> 00:23:01.317 align:center I'm giving you a proper proof of true love. 00:23:02.187 --> 00:23:04.267 align:center You started chasing a girl as soon as you came to a wedding. 00:23:04.271 --> 00:23:05.891 align:center Careful, she might end up being your cousin. 00:23:06.271 --> 00:23:07.351 align:center Take that back. 00:23:10.562 --> 00:23:11.972 align:center Come, let's go meet some relatives. 00:23:11.979 --> 00:23:13.319 align:center You're getting mehndi from them? 00:23:13.312 --> 00:23:14.642 align:center Why don't you do it instead? 00:23:17.562 --> 00:23:18.432 align:center Jass, bro... 00:23:18.812 --> 00:23:19.972 align:center Meet my friend Reet. 00:23:19.979 --> 00:23:21.859 align:center She's a gold medalist in shooting. 00:23:22.312 --> 00:23:24.142 align:center Reet, meet my cousin Jass. 00:23:24.854 --> 00:23:25.644 align:center Hi, Reet. 00:23:25.646 --> 00:23:27.316 align:center - This is your cousin? - Yes. 00:23:27.812 --> 00:23:28.722 align:center You know him? 00:23:28.729 --> 00:23:30.149 align:center We're discussing marriage. 00:23:30.604 --> 00:23:31.604 align:center She's still not agreeing. 00:23:31.729 --> 00:23:33.569 align:center I even made her talk to the matchmaker. 00:23:33.729 --> 00:23:34.819 align:center He's lying. 00:23:34.979 --> 00:23:35.569 align:center Why? 00:23:35.771 --> 00:23:37.141 align:center I never made you talk to any matchmaker? 00:23:37.854 --> 00:23:39.434 align:center Your whole family's crazy or what? 00:23:39.687 --> 00:23:40.767 align:center Only crazy people get married anyway. 00:23:40.771 --> 00:23:42.521 align:center You'll see, even the wedding procession will be full of lunatics. 00:23:45.854 --> 00:23:48.604 align:center Yes, Jass is definitely crazy. 00:23:48.854 --> 00:23:51.854 align:center Jass is a mad lover. 00:23:52.229 --> 00:23:53.979 align:center What's special about your city? 00:23:54.146 --> 00:23:57.606 align:center Rumble in the Jungle... sorry, jungle safari. 00:23:57.604 --> 00:23:58.604 align:center Oh. 00:23:58.604 --> 00:24:00.144 align:center I'm the caretaker of this place. 00:24:00.146 --> 00:24:01.816 align:center Here's my contact number. 00:24:01.812 --> 00:24:03.352 align:center If you want to go on a jungle safari, just tell me. 00:24:03.354 --> 00:24:04.894 align:center I'll personally show you the whole jungle. 00:24:05.104 --> 00:24:05.684 align:center No, thanks. 00:24:05.687 --> 00:24:07.187 align:center We'll spot the bears there ourselves. 00:24:07.187 --> 00:24:08.317 align:center What? 00:24:08.479 --> 00:24:09.779 align:center Alright then. 00:24:11.271 --> 00:24:14.971 align:center Well... I specially picked these flowers for you from the garden. 00:24:15.187 --> 00:24:16.067 align:center For you. 00:24:16.437 --> 00:24:17.317 align:center Oh. 00:24:17.312 --> 00:24:18.262 align:center Yes. 00:24:18.271 --> 00:24:19.221 align:center Thank you. 00:24:19.229 --> 00:24:20.609 align:center - Just let me know then. - Sure, sure, sure. 00:24:20.604 --> 00:24:21.644 align:center Bye. 00:24:21.646 --> 00:24:22.936 align:center Let's go for jungle safari tomorrow. 00:24:22.937 --> 00:24:25.027 align:center But I'm scared of wild animals. 00:24:26.937 --> 00:24:28.977 align:center Jungle safari, Pakkhu. 00:24:29.229 --> 00:24:32.479 align:center In that jungle, she's going to come face-to-face with a lion. 00:24:36.146 --> 00:24:38.316 align:center Reward: one lakh rupees. 00:24:40.354 --> 00:24:41.354 align:center You know, Gogiya... 00:24:41.354 --> 00:24:42.394 align:center No. 00:24:42.396 --> 00:24:44.936 align:center In terms of hooliganism, we've surpassed even Gabbar Singh. 00:24:45.187 --> 00:24:45.977 align:center How, boss? 00:24:45.979 --> 00:24:47.319 align:center What was the reward on Gabbar? 00:24:48.062 --> 00:24:49.762 align:center Fifty thousand rupees! 00:24:49.771 --> 00:24:51.521 align:center - Yes. - And ours? 00:24:51.687 --> 00:24:53.027 align:center One lakh rupees. 00:24:54.354 --> 00:24:55.854 align:center That's growth, boss. 00:24:56.187 --> 00:24:59.397 align:center But tell me one thing... How are we getting out alive today? 00:24:59.604 --> 00:25:01.644 align:center We'll become lions ourselves, cross the jungle, 00:25:01.646 --> 00:25:03.476 align:center and disappear straight into the hills of Himachal. 00:25:03.479 --> 00:25:04.109 align:center Come on. 00:25:04.104 --> 00:25:04.974 align:center Let's go. 00:25:06.146 --> 00:25:08.186 align:center Punjabis are lion-hearted by birth. 00:25:17.437 --> 00:25:20.187 align:center First we'll attack them pretending to be lions. 00:25:21.396 --> 00:25:23.276 align:center Then we'll save them. 00:25:23.646 --> 00:25:24.566 align:center Right, Pakkhu? 00:25:24.562 --> 00:25:25.562 align:center Shit! 00:25:25.896 --> 00:25:26.396 align:center Rascal! 00:25:26.396 --> 00:25:27.476 align:center It's me. 00:25:30.771 --> 00:25:32.391 align:center Reet, let's stop here. 00:25:32.396 --> 00:25:33.266 align:center Let's not go further ahead. 00:25:33.271 --> 00:25:34.771 align:center What if some wild animal actually shows up? 00:25:34.979 --> 00:25:35.769 align:center Relax. 00:25:35.771 --> 00:25:37.351 align:center I checked online. 00:25:37.354 --> 00:25:39.434 align:center There are no lions or cheetahs in this jungle. 00:25:39.437 --> 00:25:41.527 align:center Look at the beautiful view, Reet. 00:25:47.229 --> 00:25:48.229 align:center Lion! 00:25:48.354 --> 00:25:49.604 align:center - Help! - We are in big trouble! 00:25:49.604 --> 00:25:50.684 align:center Lion! 00:25:50.937 --> 00:25:54.227 align:center Don't worry, I'm a national shooting champion. 00:25:56.229 --> 00:25:58.269 align:center Run! She just fired at us! 00:25:58.271 --> 00:26:00.721 align:center I'll be damned. Run! 00:26:01.146 --> 00:26:02.646 align:center The lions are heading toward the city. 00:26:02.646 --> 00:26:06.226 align:center Before they hurt someone, let's get them. 00:26:06.896 --> 00:26:09.226 align:center I mean follow them. 00:26:09.687 --> 00:26:11.107 align:center Go, go, go! 00:26:14.812 --> 00:26:15.852 align:center Boss, listen, 00:26:15.854 --> 00:26:17.434 align:center I think we shouldn't walk like humans 00:26:17.437 --> 00:26:19.857 align:center or the animals will stop taking us seriously. 00:26:20.354 --> 00:26:21.764 align:center Yes, yes, yes. 00:26:21.771 --> 00:26:22.931 align:center Sit down. 00:26:25.062 --> 00:26:26.472 align:center She won't stop chasing us. 00:26:26.479 --> 00:26:28.729 align:center Jass, my knees are getting torn up here. 00:26:28.729 --> 00:26:29.519 align:center Maybe we should just get up and run for it? 00:26:29.521 --> 00:26:31.641 align:center We're lions, not bears. 00:26:32.687 --> 00:26:34.147 align:center Reet, don't shoot. 00:26:34.146 --> 00:26:36.106 align:center If the lion dies, we'll end up in jail. 00:26:36.104 --> 00:26:37.014 align:center Relax... 00:26:37.021 --> 00:26:39.271 align:center This only injures lions, doesn't kill them. 00:26:41.146 --> 00:26:42.606 align:center Real lions are right ahead of us. 00:26:42.812 --> 00:26:43.472 align:center What do we do? 00:26:43.479 --> 00:26:45.269 align:center We've got hunters behind us and lions in front of us. 00:26:45.271 --> 00:26:46.351 align:center God save us now. 00:26:46.354 --> 00:26:48.684 align:center Gogiya, I think we should get up and run. 00:26:48.687 --> 00:26:53.647 align:center No boss, if the real lions realise we're fake, they'll eat us alive. 00:26:53.646 --> 00:26:55.226 align:center Then turn around and run. 00:26:55.687 --> 00:26:56.857 align:center Let's go. 00:26:57.354 --> 00:26:59.644 align:center Look, the lions ran away after seeing the hunters. 00:26:59.646 --> 00:27:00.686 align:center They did. 00:27:00.687 --> 00:27:03.517 align:center True, but the internet said there weren't even lions in this jungle. 00:27:03.521 --> 00:27:05.681 align:center Lions don't follow the internet, stupid. 00:27:06.979 --> 00:27:08.229 align:center What happened? 00:27:08.937 --> 00:27:10.687 align:center We cannot even get up now. 00:27:10.687 --> 00:27:12.437 align:center Didn't I tell you? 00:27:14.146 --> 00:27:16.106 align:center She hit right in the center, Jass. 00:27:16.104 --> 00:27:17.314 align:center Damn you. 00:27:17.312 --> 00:27:19.392 align:center The center one will exit on its own in the morning. 00:27:19.396 --> 00:27:21.146 align:center We'll have to take the left and right ones on our own. 00:27:21.146 --> 00:27:22.266 align:center Run, Pakkhu! 00:27:22.271 --> 00:27:24.061 align:center Don't rifles only carry six bullets? 00:27:24.062 --> 00:27:25.432 align:center She has got more than six. 00:27:25.437 --> 00:27:26.977 align:center Should we stand and talk to them? 00:27:26.979 --> 00:27:28.439 align:center Run, stupid! Run! 00:27:28.437 --> 00:27:29.317 align:center Very good, Reet. 00:27:29.312 --> 00:27:30.182 align:center They ran away. 00:27:30.187 --> 00:27:32.277 align:center Look how I hit the next one. 00:27:36.354 --> 00:27:37.354 align:center They ran off. 00:27:39.271 --> 00:27:42.101 align:center Stay alert, they might attack from hiding. 00:27:42.646 --> 00:27:44.856 align:center They almost killed your boss today. 00:27:46.562 --> 00:27:48.392 align:center Gogiya, the lions are sitting right there. 00:27:49.437 --> 00:27:52.187 align:center Walk naturally in front of them, like we're fellow lions ourselves. 00:27:52.187 --> 00:27:54.397 align:center Otherwise they'll eat us. 00:27:59.312 --> 00:28:00.812 align:center Jass, we're so dead. 00:28:01.396 --> 00:28:03.026 align:center Real lions are right in front of us. 00:28:05.562 --> 00:28:09.352 align:center Stay completely calm in front of them, like we're part of their pride. 00:28:09.354 --> 00:28:11.354 align:center Even cats are distant relatives of theirs. 00:28:11.562 --> 00:28:12.222 align:center We'll see. 00:28:12.229 --> 00:28:14.439 align:center God, save us today. 00:28:14.812 --> 00:28:16.352 align:center We will go straight back to jail. 00:28:17.771 --> 00:28:21.511 align:center Pakkhu, lions must say something to each other when they come face to face, right? 00:28:21.521 --> 00:28:22.601 align:center Greetings, hi, hello? 00:28:22.604 --> 00:28:27.474 align:center Gogiya, when lions cross paths, they probably greet each other too, right? 00:28:27.479 --> 00:28:29.609 align:center Feels like that's just how their whole society works. 00:28:32.562 --> 00:28:34.142 align:center Greetings. 00:28:34.437 --> 00:28:39.027 align:center Greetings. 00:28:39.354 --> 00:28:40.934 align:center See you. 00:28:43.021 --> 00:28:44.811 align:center See you, little brother. 00:28:45.229 --> 00:28:45.939 align:center Take care. 00:28:45.937 --> 00:28:47.517 align:center Have a nice day. 00:28:47.521 --> 00:28:48.811 align:center See you guys. 00:28:50.187 --> 00:28:52.607 align:center Let's get out of here. 00:28:55.604 --> 00:28:57.474 align:center Reet, the lions are coming. 00:28:57.479 --> 00:28:58.649 align:center Shoot. 00:29:01.771 --> 00:29:03.101 align:center I'm out of bullets. 00:29:03.104 --> 00:29:04.064 align:center Huh? 00:29:04.062 --> 00:29:05.892 align:center What do we do now? 00:29:10.937 --> 00:29:12.067 align:center Jass? 00:29:18.354 --> 00:29:19.604 align:center Jass! 00:29:20.979 --> 00:29:21.979 align:center Be careful, Jass! 00:29:21.979 --> 00:29:23.439 align:center Come on, you... 00:29:26.437 --> 00:29:27.687 align:center That's a lion's tail! 00:29:27.687 --> 00:29:29.647 align:center He hurt his friend! 00:29:35.021 --> 00:29:36.141 align:center What's this, Jass? 00:29:36.146 --> 00:29:37.436 align:center A lion's tail. 00:29:37.437 --> 00:29:40.777 align:center I had come to tail you, but it's okay, you can keep it as a souvenir. 00:29:40.937 --> 00:29:43.857 align:center Whenever you miss me, you can wrap your plait around it. 00:29:44.396 --> 00:29:45.016 align:center Thank you. 00:29:45.021 --> 00:29:46.061 align:center It's okay. 00:29:46.562 --> 00:29:48.022 align:center - Bye. - Bye. 00:29:52.021 --> 00:29:55.931 align:center Reet, this guy literally risked his life for you. 00:29:56.229 --> 00:29:57.439 align:center He fought a lion. 00:29:58.896 --> 00:30:00.646 align:center And he's from our own circle too. 00:30:00.812 --> 00:30:04.722 align:center If you feel like getting married, we can involve the elders now. 00:30:04.979 --> 00:30:05.649 align:center No. 00:30:05.646 --> 00:30:07.146 align:center Why? You don't want to get married? 00:30:07.146 --> 00:30:09.816 align:center I do, but only after I do my due diligence. 00:30:09.937 --> 00:30:13.477 align:center But before finalizing a guy, I want meet all the men in his family first. 00:30:13.854 --> 00:30:14.644 align:center Why? 00:30:14.979 --> 00:30:18.029 align:center I want to see how they treat the women in their house. 00:30:18.271 --> 00:30:21.391 align:center If the women there are happy, he'll keep me happy too. 00:30:21.396 --> 00:30:24.856 align:center If the women there are miserable, my condition will end up the same. 00:30:25.771 --> 00:30:27.431 align:center How can you be sure he'll turn out problematic just 00:30:27.437 --> 00:30:29.437 align:center because the men in his family are? 00:30:29.437 --> 00:30:30.607 align:center There's hundred percent chance of it. 00:30:30.604 --> 00:30:31.644 align:center It's in the DNA. 00:30:31.896 --> 00:30:35.396 align:center The boy's going to carry the same habits the rest of his family has. 00:30:35.646 --> 00:30:39.476 align:center Bro, if she finds out no woman survives long in your house, 00:30:40.021 --> 00:30:42.101 align:center she won't even walk near your family. 00:30:42.437 --> 00:30:44.857 align:center You got me pretending to be a lion for no reason. 00:30:45.937 --> 00:30:48.937 align:center I'll show her such love between my brother and sister-in-law 00:30:49.312 --> 00:30:51.222 align:center that even Laila-Majnu will fail in comparison. 00:30:53.104 --> 00:30:55.524 align:center How do you know today's our wedding anniversary? 00:30:57.812 --> 00:31:00.352 align:center You are my brother, aren't you? 00:31:01.646 --> 00:31:04.146 align:center When you say it with this much confidence, it must be true. 00:31:04.812 --> 00:31:06.812 align:center But why isn't my Sonu here beside me? 00:31:07.271 --> 00:31:09.181 align:center Goldie already told you she went 00:31:09.354 --> 00:31:13.024 align:center to the beauty parlour to get all dressed up. 00:31:15.271 --> 00:31:19.851 align:center Sonu's been dressing up for days, since it's our wedding anniversary. 00:31:22.437 --> 00:31:24.477 align:center Who even told him today's his wedding anniversary? 00:31:24.479 --> 00:31:25.649 align:center God knows. 00:31:25.896 --> 00:31:28.476 align:center You know how many things he just assumes on his own. 00:31:29.687 --> 00:31:32.527 align:center Goldie, bro, just get ready and go meet Honey. 00:31:32.729 --> 00:31:34.149 align:center Why should I get ready? 00:31:34.146 --> 00:31:37.686 align:center You were the one who told him Sonu went to the beauty parlour. 00:31:37.937 --> 00:31:39.977 align:center She'll obviously come back decked up from there. 00:31:40.896 --> 00:31:44.606 align:center Fine then, I'll come back after having the cake. 00:31:45.187 --> 00:31:47.067 align:center Just go there. 00:31:47.437 --> 00:31:49.647 align:center It's Honey who will decide when you can get to come back. 00:31:51.771 --> 00:31:53.181 align:center Fine, as you wish. 00:31:54.187 --> 00:31:56.607 align:center You know my brother loves my sister-in-law a lot. 00:31:56.729 --> 00:31:58.689 align:center He's kept her extremely happy. 00:31:58.812 --> 00:32:00.972 align:center Today's their tenth wedding anniversary. 00:32:00.979 --> 00:32:03.189 align:center And I've invited only special people here. 00:32:03.937 --> 00:32:05.317 align:center Then why am I here? 00:32:06.062 --> 00:32:07.012 align:center Because you're special. 00:32:07.021 --> 00:32:08.271 align:center You don't believe me? 00:32:08.479 --> 00:32:11.529 align:center Hello Siri, who's special at this wedding? 00:32:11.812 --> 00:32:14.352 align:center Only Reet is special, everyone else is nonsense. 00:32:16.146 --> 00:32:17.566 align:center 8 PM sharp. 00:32:18.396 --> 00:32:20.026 align:center The candles are already inside the cake box. 00:32:20.271 --> 00:32:21.761 align:center Light them and blow them out. 00:32:21.771 --> 00:32:22.721 align:center Where all should I blow? 00:32:22.729 --> 00:32:23.939 align:center The fire's already burning over there too. 00:32:24.354 --> 00:32:25.314 align:center Give me the cake. 00:32:25.771 --> 00:32:26.561 align:center Go on. 00:32:26.896 --> 00:32:27.646 align:center What are you doing? 00:32:27.646 --> 00:32:29.686 align:center - At least let me get into the mood first. - Are you going for a dance show? 00:32:31.354 --> 00:32:32.064 align:center Okay. 00:32:32.854 --> 00:32:39.264 align:center "I came only because you called me, my love..." 00:32:39.271 --> 00:32:41.271 align:center Sonu, you're here! 00:32:43.062 --> 00:32:45.182 align:center - Jass... - Oh, Reet, you're here. 00:32:45.312 --> 00:32:46.102 align:center This is where I was supposed to come, right? 00:32:46.104 --> 00:32:46.764 align:center Yes, yes. 00:32:46.771 --> 00:32:47.721 align:center Let's go inside then. 00:32:47.729 --> 00:32:49.819 align:center Bro and his wife are romancing inside. 00:32:49.812 --> 00:32:51.932 align:center Let's watch them romance, then we'll go inside. 00:32:51.937 --> 00:32:53.647 align:center Ew, who watches people do that? 00:32:53.646 --> 00:32:54.856 align:center We do. 00:32:54.854 --> 00:32:58.224 align:center In our house, the younger ones learn romance by watching the elders. 00:32:58.229 --> 00:33:01.229 align:center I'll just learn a little from them first. 00:33:01.396 --> 00:33:03.146 align:center Then we'll go inside and wish them. 00:33:06.854 --> 00:33:07.524 align:center Let me go. 00:33:08.521 --> 00:33:09.681 align:center Let me go. 00:33:10.771 --> 00:33:13.391 align:center Look your hands have started looking like a man's hands 00:33:13.396 --> 00:33:15.686 align:center because all the dishes you wash. 00:33:16.562 --> 00:33:18.312 align:center Please buy me a dishwasher on installments at least. 00:33:18.521 --> 00:33:20.561 align:center Oh, how sweet. 00:33:20.562 --> 00:33:23.852 align:center In our house, husbands and wives have really good relationships. 00:33:23.854 --> 00:33:25.474 align:center Everyone's settled happily together. 00:33:25.479 --> 00:33:26.609 align:center - Really? - Yes. 00:33:26.896 --> 00:33:28.186 align:center Can I kiss you? 00:33:28.187 --> 00:33:29.567 align:center Why? 00:33:30.979 --> 00:33:32.279 align:center Why do people kiss? 00:33:32.479 --> 00:33:33.689 align:center I love you. 00:33:34.021 --> 00:33:34.851 align:center How sweet! 00:33:34.979 --> 00:33:35.979 align:center Yes. 00:33:35.979 --> 00:33:38.109 align:center Look, he takes consent even before kissing. 00:33:38.396 --> 00:33:40.106 align:center Go for it. 00:33:40.312 --> 00:33:42.852 align:center - Why aren't you looking this way? - Turn the lights off. 00:33:43.479 --> 00:33:45.149 align:center This is a new side of you. 00:33:51.771 --> 00:33:53.811 align:center What is this, Sonu? 00:33:54.062 --> 00:33:55.602 align:center I saw it in an English movie. 00:33:55.604 --> 00:33:58.354 align:center The girl puts cake on her face and feeds it to her boyfriend. 00:33:58.354 --> 00:34:01.314 align:center They kiss and the cake gets eaten as well. 00:34:01.812 --> 00:34:03.682 align:center You've become mischievous. 00:34:03.896 --> 00:34:06.396 align:center I'll love my partner like this too one day. 00:34:13.229 --> 00:34:14.229 align:center The cake is delicio... 00:34:15.604 --> 00:34:16.974 align:center which bakery did you get it from? 00:34:16.979 --> 00:34:17.519 align:center Why do you ask? 00:34:17.521 --> 00:34:18.471 align:center I want to file a complaint. 00:34:18.479 --> 00:34:19.109 align:center Why? 00:34:19.104 --> 00:34:20.644 align:center There are a lot of hairs in it. 00:34:20.646 --> 00:34:21.976 align:center I should go now. 00:34:21.979 --> 00:34:22.689 align:center Where to? 00:34:22.687 --> 00:34:25.027 align:center All the women at the wedding are helping the cooks. 00:34:25.187 --> 00:34:26.777 align:center I'm the only one here kissing you. 00:34:27.104 --> 00:34:28.514 align:center I should go help the cooks cut vegetables. 00:34:28.521 --> 00:34:30.681 align:center You seem more worried about the cooks than me. 00:34:30.687 --> 00:34:32.437 align:center Look, it's our wedding anniversary. 00:34:32.437 --> 00:34:33.267 align:center You're not going anywhere. 00:34:33.271 --> 00:34:34.641 align:center We're already done with the cake. 00:34:34.646 --> 00:34:35.606 align:center What else is left? 00:34:36.354 --> 00:34:37.224 align:center Love. 00:34:37.354 --> 00:34:38.934 align:center We still love each other. 00:34:38.937 --> 00:34:41.017 align:center What were you doing just two minutes ago, huh? Bhangra? 00:34:41.021 --> 00:34:43.681 align:center That wasn't love. I just had some cake. 00:34:43.687 --> 00:34:45.647 align:center Don't be stubborn. I'll come back after peeling two pea pods. 00:34:45.646 --> 00:34:46.936 align:center Fine, let me have some more cake then. 00:34:46.937 --> 00:34:50.147 align:center Wait, wait, here, have all of it. 00:34:50.687 --> 00:34:52.857 align:center Why is there Goldie's face impression on the cake? 00:34:53.812 --> 00:34:56.062 align:center Because I love my brother-in-law. 00:34:56.229 --> 00:34:57.819 align:center - You don't love me. - Forget about it. 00:34:57.812 --> 00:34:58.602 align:center I'll be right back. 00:34:58.604 --> 00:34:59.814 align:center - Listen to me. - Listen to me. 00:34:59.812 --> 00:35:00.472 align:center Listen to me. 00:35:00.479 --> 00:35:01.819 align:center - I'll be right back. - It's our anniversary. 00:35:01.812 --> 00:35:04.312 align:center Listen to me. Let me go. Just hear me out. 00:35:06.521 --> 00:35:09.261 align:center I think we should let them celebrate. 00:35:09.271 --> 00:35:10.931 align:center - We'll wish them tomorrow. - Yes. 00:35:11.437 --> 00:35:12.647 align:center Give this to them. 00:35:13.687 --> 00:35:14.857 align:center - Good night. - Good night. 00:35:15.562 --> 00:35:16.602 align:center Listen! 00:35:16.604 --> 00:35:18.064 align:center Sonu! 00:35:19.562 --> 00:35:21.182 align:center - What is it? - Tell him Sonu's dead already. 00:35:21.187 --> 00:35:22.607 align:center There's got to be some limit to kissing too. 00:35:22.604 --> 00:35:25.774 align:center If I'd stood there five more minutes, he would've clean-shaved me. 00:35:26.896 --> 00:35:27.816 align:center Goldie! 00:35:28.146 --> 00:35:29.066 align:center Goldie! 00:35:31.854 --> 00:35:32.934 align:center You fell in love? 00:35:33.146 --> 00:35:34.186 align:center Yes. 00:35:34.396 --> 00:35:35.606 align:center Who's the girl? 00:35:35.812 --> 00:35:36.812 align:center Honey... 00:35:37.354 --> 00:35:39.974 align:center I didn't ask angrily, I'm just straining here. 00:35:39.979 --> 00:35:41.569 align:center Bro, she's here at the wedding. 00:35:41.562 --> 00:35:43.682 align:center You just met her and already fell in love? 00:35:44.021 --> 00:35:44.811 align:center Goldie... 00:35:45.396 --> 00:35:46.526 align:center I'm too am exercising. 00:35:46.729 --> 00:35:47.939 align:center You just met her and already fell in love? 00:35:47.937 --> 00:35:48.397 align:center Yes. 00:35:48.396 --> 00:35:50.776 align:center Sometimes things look beautiful from far away. 00:35:51.062 --> 00:35:52.852 align:center How can someone fall in love this fast? 00:35:52.854 --> 00:35:57.434 align:center If your old body can't even handle weight, why force yourself into exercise? 00:35:58.937 --> 00:35:59.937 align:center Answer the question. 00:36:00.229 --> 00:36:01.569 align:center How can one fall in love love this fast? 00:36:01.729 --> 00:36:03.399 align:center It happens between young people. 00:36:04.187 --> 00:36:05.277 align:center Listen... 00:36:05.979 --> 00:36:08.569 align:center Did that girl even say that she loves you too? 00:36:08.562 --> 00:36:09.972 align:center Not directly, no. 00:36:09.979 --> 00:36:13.569 align:center Then how do you know she loves you? 00:36:13.687 --> 00:36:15.857 align:center Us young people just know, Honey. 00:36:16.146 --> 00:36:18.266 align:center Your "young people" my foot. 00:36:18.271 --> 00:36:19.601 align:center Give me those big dumbbell. 00:36:19.604 --> 00:36:20.474 align:center Honey, bro, don't hit him. 00:36:20.479 --> 00:36:23.229 align:center No, I won't, just give me the dumbbells. 00:36:23.229 --> 00:36:23.899 align:center Here you go. 00:36:25.812 --> 00:36:28.812 align:center At least find out if the girl's already engaged. 00:36:28.937 --> 00:36:30.937 align:center I haven't confirmed it, but I know she's single. 00:36:31.187 --> 00:36:31.977 align:center How? 00:36:32.187 --> 00:36:34.517 align:center Us young people can tell. 00:36:34.521 --> 00:36:36.721 align:center Not your "young people" nonsense again! 00:36:36.854 --> 00:36:38.974 align:center Come on, Goldie, at least hear him out. 00:36:38.979 --> 00:36:40.229 align:center - Move aside. - Fine, talk. 00:36:40.229 --> 00:36:41.229 align:center Tell me. 00:36:41.229 --> 00:36:42.779 align:center - What's your next move? - Talk to me. 00:36:42.896 --> 00:36:44.106 align:center I want to... 00:36:44.104 --> 00:36:45.764 align:center First tell me what's your next move? 00:36:45.771 --> 00:36:48.261 align:center - Tell me first! - Talk to me first! 00:36:48.271 --> 00:36:49.061 align:center Tell me! 00:36:49.062 --> 00:36:50.312 align:center You "young people", talk to me! 00:36:50.312 --> 00:36:51.772 align:center Tell me! Hear me out! 00:36:52.146 --> 00:36:53.316 align:center What's your next move? 00:36:54.437 --> 00:36:57.437 align:center I've already proposed her. 00:36:58.021 --> 00:36:59.141 align:center Did she say yes? 00:36:59.854 --> 00:37:01.024 align:center Did it work out? 00:37:01.187 --> 00:37:02.107 align:center Get lost. 00:37:02.229 --> 00:37:05.399 align:center Then we "young people" will teach you how proposals really work. 00:37:05.396 --> 00:37:09.266 align:center We'll teach you how true lovers swim across the Chenab. 00:37:09.271 --> 00:37:11.391 align:center How you should tear your flesh apart for love. 00:37:11.396 --> 00:37:14.356 align:center - Long live! - Revolution! 00:37:16.479 --> 00:37:19.279 align:center Friends, that's Reet's room. 00:37:19.812 --> 00:37:21.892 align:center Kids, go play somewhere else. 00:37:22.646 --> 00:37:23.726 align:center I love you, Reet! 00:37:23.729 --> 00:37:25.019 align:center What nonsense?! 00:37:25.021 --> 00:37:25.641 align:center I was supposed to say that. 00:37:25.646 --> 00:37:26.646 align:center You'll say it. 00:37:26.646 --> 00:37:27.646 align:center It's written in the love letter. 00:37:27.646 --> 00:37:30.476 align:center Just throw it through her window. 00:37:30.854 --> 00:37:32.354 align:center We need a... 00:37:32.771 --> 00:37:33.761 align:center stone to throw it though. 00:37:33.771 --> 00:37:34.771 align:center Yes. 00:37:34.896 --> 00:37:35.566 align:center I'll get one. 00:37:36.437 --> 00:37:37.397 align:center Yes. 00:37:38.729 --> 00:37:40.979 align:center How'll she know Jass sent it? 00:37:40.979 --> 00:37:43.189 align:center If you were educated, you'd know. 00:37:43.479 --> 00:37:45.229 align:center She'll recognise Jass's handwriting. 00:37:46.271 --> 00:37:47.351 align:center Give me a hand. 00:37:47.354 --> 00:37:48.814 align:center - No need. - I'm sure you know her choice. 00:37:48.812 --> 00:37:49.762 align:center Which one would Reet like? 00:37:49.771 --> 00:37:50.561 align:center Use your brain a little. 00:37:50.562 --> 00:37:54.022 align:center You should've brought a cannon too, to launch it straight at Reet. 00:37:54.146 --> 00:37:55.476 align:center We're not attacking Reet! 00:37:55.604 --> 00:37:56.604 align:center Bring a little one. 00:37:56.604 --> 00:37:57.684 align:center Should I bring a kid? 00:37:58.604 --> 00:37:59.974 align:center - You... - No, I got it. 00:38:00.937 --> 00:38:04.857 align:center The way he is blessed by Lord, he'd even hurt Reet a small one. 00:38:05.312 --> 00:38:06.022 align:center Here. 00:38:06.187 --> 00:38:06.937 align:center Will this do? 00:38:06.937 --> 00:38:08.437 align:center Yes. 00:38:09.812 --> 00:38:11.022 align:center Throw it. 00:38:13.854 --> 00:38:15.934 align:center Oh no. Your love fell down. 00:38:19.062 --> 00:38:21.022 align:center Your love fell down, only the stone went through. 00:38:21.896 --> 00:38:23.856 align:center Wait, I'll be right back. 00:38:24.937 --> 00:38:26.607 align:center I hope he doesn't cause any more trouble. 00:38:27.229 --> 00:38:29.479 align:center If only there were a ladder here. 00:38:30.646 --> 00:38:31.436 align:center What do we do? 00:38:35.104 --> 00:38:36.184 align:center This is great. 00:38:36.604 --> 00:38:37.354 align:center What are you waiting for? Grab it. 00:38:37.354 --> 00:38:39.724 align:center You've hurt me! 00:38:39.729 --> 00:38:42.689 align:center Idiot, use a ladder or something which doing such kind of work. 00:38:47.271 --> 00:38:48.931 align:center I'm doomed. 00:38:50.021 --> 00:38:51.601 align:center What is this? 00:38:52.021 --> 00:38:52.721 align:center Come on, boys. 00:38:52.729 --> 00:38:54.689 align:center I'm climbing the ladder, not a horse. 00:38:54.687 --> 00:38:56.067 align:center Why are all the wedding guests ready to tag along? 00:38:56.062 --> 00:38:57.012 align:center I'm going alone. 00:38:57.021 --> 00:38:58.101 align:center We're all tagging along. 00:38:58.104 --> 00:38:59.224 align:center No, it won't look if we all go with him. 00:38:59.229 --> 00:39:00.479 align:center God knows what condition the girl's in. 00:39:00.687 --> 00:39:02.397 align:center Who knows what she's wearing or not wearing. 00:39:02.396 --> 00:39:03.766 align:center Only two people are going in there. 00:39:03.771 --> 00:39:05.511 align:center Me and Honey. 00:39:05.521 --> 00:39:06.311 align:center Yes, let's go. 00:39:06.312 --> 00:39:10.182 align:center I love the girl, so only I'm going in there. 00:39:10.187 --> 00:39:12.187 align:center The girl's yours, but the idea was mine. 00:39:12.187 --> 00:39:12.937 align:center And the ladder's mine. 00:39:12.937 --> 00:39:14.517 align:center What exactly do you two have? 00:39:14.521 --> 00:39:15.141 align:center Tell me. 00:39:15.146 --> 00:39:17.896 align:center If Daddy were alive today, he'd only say one thing. 00:39:17.896 --> 00:39:18.356 align:center What? 00:39:18.354 --> 00:39:19.684 align:center "Beat the hell out of these idiots." 00:39:19.687 --> 00:39:22.817 align:center You need one sensible person with you in case of trouble. 00:39:22.812 --> 00:39:24.772 align:center There's only one sensible guy among you people: Goldie. 00:39:24.937 --> 00:39:25.897 align:center Goldie is going up the ladder with him. 00:39:25.896 --> 00:39:27.226 align:center You two hold the ladder from below. 00:39:27.396 --> 00:39:28.356 align:center Come on, boys. 00:39:28.354 --> 00:39:29.184 align:center Let's go. 00:39:36.437 --> 00:39:38.517 align:center Lift the ladder higher, my hands can't reach the window. 00:39:38.521 --> 00:39:39.601 align:center Lift it higher. 00:39:39.604 --> 00:39:41.684 align:center Go, go, go! 00:39:42.021 --> 00:39:44.021 align:center Lift it higher. Yes, that's it. 00:39:44.479 --> 00:39:46.269 align:center - Yes, perfect. - Damn it. 00:39:46.271 --> 00:39:47.601 align:center Take it closer to the wall. 00:39:53.437 --> 00:39:55.977 align:center Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! 00:40:11.271 --> 00:40:12.891 align:center Thank God I saved you. 00:40:13.104 --> 00:40:14.524 align:center Otherwise I'd have found you both splattered off the roof. 00:40:23.312 --> 00:40:25.432 align:center I wrote the note saying "I love you Reet." 00:40:27.271 --> 00:40:27.891 align:center And I brought the ladder. 00:40:27.896 --> 00:40:28.816 align:center The idea was mine. 00:40:28.812 --> 00:40:29.892 align:center Yes. 00:40:32.771 --> 00:40:34.601 align:center You never answered my letter, 00:40:34.979 --> 00:40:36.779 align:center but I read the answer in your eyes anyway. 00:40:37.562 --> 00:40:38.432 align:center Still... 00:40:38.562 --> 00:40:40.182 align:center I want to hear you say it. 00:40:41.687 --> 00:40:43.227 align:center - You want a reply? - Hmm. 00:40:49.104 --> 00:40:52.354 align:center Your cheeks bloom softer than flowers in spring, 00:40:52.354 --> 00:40:55.564 align:center those tiny black beauty marks do their own magic thing. 00:40:55.562 --> 00:40:58.762 align:center Sitting beneath the stars with you tonight, 00:40:58.771 --> 00:41:02.141 align:center I want to pour my heart out till morning light. 00:41:02.146 --> 00:41:05.066 align:center Your cheeks bloom softer than flowers in spring, 00:41:05.062 --> 00:41:08.352 align:center those tiny black beauty marks do their own magic thing. 00:41:08.354 --> 00:41:11.644 align:center Sitting beneath the stars with you tonight, 00:41:11.646 --> 00:41:15.436 align:center I want to pour my heart out till morning light. 00:41:15.937 --> 00:41:18.977 align:center Between you and me, my love, let nothing survive except 00:41:18.979 --> 00:41:22.069 align:center your breath in mine, keeping us alive. 00:41:22.312 --> 00:41:25.062 align:center May I live in your heart, and you stay in mine, 00:41:25.062 --> 00:41:27.602 align:center like two souls forever tangled in time. 00:41:27.854 --> 00:41:34.064 align:center Every word you whisper feels precious and bright, 00:41:34.062 --> 00:41:37.562 align:center Sitting beneath the stars with you tonight, 00:41:37.562 --> 00:41:40.932 align:center I want to pour my heart out till morning light. 00:41:54.271 --> 00:41:57.181 align:center My love belongs only to you, 00:41:57.187 --> 00:42:00.567 align:center and only with you it'll stay. 00:42:00.562 --> 00:42:03.602 align:center As long as I keep breathing, 00:42:03.604 --> 00:42:07.014 align:center your name's the only one these lips will say. 00:42:07.021 --> 00:42:10.141 align:center My love belongs only to you, 00:42:10.146 --> 00:42:13.396 align:center and only with you it'll stay. 00:42:13.396 --> 00:42:16.396 align:center As long as I keep breathing, 00:42:16.396 --> 00:42:19.766 align:center your name's the only one these lips will say. 00:42:19.771 --> 00:42:22.931 align:center The roads that lead me to you 00:42:22.937 --> 00:42:25.977 align:center feel more precious than the destination itself. 00:42:26.146 --> 00:42:27.976 align:center How do I even praise you? 00:42:27.979 --> 00:42:31.399 align:center You're more beautiful than heaven, more precious than prayers. 00:42:31.562 --> 00:42:37.932 align:center Your words are sweeter than any sweet respite, 00:42:37.937 --> 00:42:41.227 align:center Sitting beneath the stars with you tonight, 00:42:41.354 --> 00:42:45.024 align:center I want to pour my heart out till morning light. 00:42:58.271 --> 00:43:01.261 align:center I'd leave the whole world behind and stand by your side, 00:43:01.271 --> 00:43:04.601 align:center I'd never stay apart from you so I've said from the start. 00:43:04.604 --> 00:43:07.514 align:center Through the path of your eyes I'd quietly start, 00:43:07.521 --> 00:43:10.181 align:center Walking my way straight into your heart. 00:43:10.646 --> 00:43:14.016 align:center I'd leave the whole world behind and stand by your side, 00:43:14.021 --> 00:43:17.391 align:center I'd never stay apart from you so I've said from the start. 00:43:17.396 --> 00:43:20.186 align:center Through the path of your eyes I'd quietly start, 00:43:20.354 --> 00:43:23.724 align:center Walking my way straight into your heart. 00:43:23.937 --> 00:43:29.027 align:center You and I belong together like moonlight and skies, 00:43:30.104 --> 00:43:35.514 align:center Without love, the whole world just passes us by. 00:43:35.521 --> 00:43:42.011 align:center Even my lips start trembling at your sight, 00:43:42.021 --> 00:43:45.261 align:center Sitting beneath the stars with you tonight, 00:43:45.271 --> 00:43:50.521 align:center I want to pour my heart out till morning light. 00:44:02.437 --> 00:44:03.567 align:center So when will I see you again? 00:44:04.771 --> 00:44:05.971 align:center Soon. 00:44:07.021 --> 00:44:11.771 align:center You know, you've got all the qualities I ever wanted in a life partner. 00:44:12.771 --> 00:44:13.891 align:center You're honest. 00:44:15.396 --> 00:44:18.026 align:center Your brother and his wife love each other a lot too. 00:44:18.604 --> 00:44:20.314 align:center But their romance is weird. 00:44:20.687 --> 00:44:22.317 align:center Anybody else would hide it. 00:44:25.271 --> 00:44:27.021 align:center But you never hid anything from me. 00:44:27.979 --> 00:44:28.979 align:center I love your honesty. 00:44:31.146 --> 00:44:33.566 align:center Bring your brother and his wife to my house. 00:44:34.312 --> 00:44:35.892 align:center We'll seal the deal there itself. 00:44:43.146 --> 00:44:44.606 align:center - He just won't stop. - Jass... 00:44:45.229 --> 00:44:46.729 align:center What sweet lie did you feed her now? 00:44:47.146 --> 00:44:48.526 align:center I still think there's time. 00:44:48.812 --> 00:44:50.722 align:center Tell her the truth and get yourself out of this mess. 00:44:51.312 --> 00:44:55.142 align:center We've told such big lies that getting out won't be easy anymore. 00:44:55.146 --> 00:44:57.106 align:center Other people's lies don't have legs. 00:44:57.104 --> 00:44:58.934 align:center My lies don't have body parts. 00:44:59.396 --> 00:45:00.396 align:center Then you can do one thing. 00:45:00.646 --> 00:45:02.226 align:center Send Goldie and Honey out for a vacation. 00:45:02.229 --> 00:45:03.569 align:center We'll burn the mansion down. 00:45:03.729 --> 00:45:06.109 align:center And tell everyone the whole family died in an accident. 00:45:06.479 --> 00:45:10.689 align:center When Goldie and Honey come back, won't Reet ask them how they survived? 00:45:10.687 --> 00:45:12.277 align:center Then we burn the mansion along with them. 00:45:13.062 --> 00:45:14.772 align:center Honestly, they're not useful for much anyway. 00:45:15.271 --> 00:45:16.681 align:center But this doesn't feel right. 00:45:16.979 --> 00:45:18.529 align:center Find another solution. 00:45:18.771 --> 00:45:20.101 align:center What solution should I find? 00:45:20.104 --> 00:45:21.474 align:center We've lied so massively already. 00:45:22.021 --> 00:45:25.181 align:center We can't exactly bring Honey's dead wife back. 00:45:26.771 --> 00:45:28.471 align:center But if Goldie's wife comes back somehow... 00:45:29.021 --> 00:45:30.971 align:center we might still survive this. 00:45:31.437 --> 00:45:32.517 align:center Oh yes! 00:45:32.521 --> 00:45:34.971 align:center But how will his wife return? 00:45:38.271 --> 00:45:39.311 align:center Hello Satti, we're on our way home. 00:45:39.312 --> 00:45:40.272 align:center Get dinner ready. 00:45:40.646 --> 00:45:41.396 align:center Okay. 00:45:41.937 --> 00:45:44.897 align:center Goldie, I don't like seeing you like this. 00:45:45.396 --> 00:45:48.856 align:center It's been over a year since you started eating rotis made by the maid. 00:45:49.354 --> 00:45:51.024 align:center Should I ask her to make rice instead? 00:45:51.229 --> 00:45:52.439 align:center No, Goldie. 00:45:52.437 --> 00:45:55.027 align:center Don't you think your and Honey should settle down? 00:45:55.146 --> 00:45:56.976 align:center I'm already settled, brother. 00:45:56.979 --> 00:45:58.229 align:center You people sort yourselves out. 00:45:58.229 --> 00:46:00.609 align:center I liked a couple of girls online. 00:46:00.604 --> 00:46:02.314 align:center I even sent friendship messages too. 00:46:02.437 --> 00:46:03.687 align:center They all disappeared. 00:46:03.854 --> 00:46:05.014 align:center I think maybe they died. 00:46:05.021 --> 00:46:07.471 align:center They blocked you, stupid. 00:46:07.479 --> 00:46:10.609 align:center Your image's gotten so bad since Daljeet left 00:46:10.604 --> 00:46:12.724 align:center that when you visit a Gurudwara, nobody offers you Prasad (holy offerings). 00:46:12.729 --> 00:46:14.939 align:center Nobody even pushes you when you walk into a crowd. 00:46:14.937 --> 00:46:17.147 align:center Nobody even abuses you if you get into a fight. 00:46:17.146 --> 00:46:17.976 align:center Who's going to give you a girl? 00:46:17.979 --> 00:46:19.939 align:center That's deadly shameful, Goldie. 00:46:19.937 --> 00:46:21.067 align:center You should just jump out to the car. 00:46:21.062 --> 00:46:22.642 align:center Has my image really gotten that bad? 00:46:22.646 --> 00:46:23.106 align:center Right. 00:46:23.104 --> 00:46:25.854 align:center Goldie, we're literally surviving because of the maid right now. 00:46:25.854 --> 00:46:27.854 align:center I honestly feel that if you died when I am not around, 00:46:27.854 --> 00:46:29.974 align:center even your funeral pyre would get lit by the maid. 00:46:29.979 --> 00:46:31.229 align:center Maybe Daljeet thinks the same too, 00:46:31.229 --> 00:46:32.939 align:center that without her nobody even asks about me. 00:46:33.062 --> 00:46:34.562 align:center Then doesn't it become her duty to come back? 00:46:34.562 --> 00:46:38.432 align:center Who knows, maybe Daljeet thinks it's your duty to go bring her back. 00:46:38.896 --> 00:46:40.766 align:center She came into my dream yesterday, you know. 00:46:40.771 --> 00:46:41.761 align:center Mine too. 00:46:41.771 --> 00:46:42.761 align:center She came into mine as well. 00:46:42.771 --> 00:46:44.641 align:center She visited all three of you. 00:46:45.562 --> 00:46:46.722 align:center So she's only angry at me. 00:46:47.312 --> 00:46:49.562 align:center She was even singing in my dream. 00:46:49.562 --> 00:46:53.722 align:center "You crazy fool..." 00:46:53.729 --> 00:46:59.899 align:center "Look what state you've made of yourself after I left." 00:46:59.896 --> 00:47:02.476 align:center Listen... we should go there. 00:47:02.479 --> 00:47:06.189 align:center If we want to survive this, we need one sensible person with us. 00:47:06.187 --> 00:47:06.937 align:center Who's sensible? 00:47:06.937 --> 00:47:07.607 align:center Honey. 00:47:07.604 --> 00:47:08.264 align:center Honey's sensible. 00:47:08.271 --> 00:47:09.971 align:center Fine then, if you all insist, I'll tag along. 00:47:09.979 --> 00:47:11.069 align:center What's the big deal? 00:47:11.604 --> 00:47:12.814 align:center Call Sister-in-law Daljeet. 00:47:12.812 --> 00:47:14.682 align:center "I'm turning my car around and coming for you!" 00:47:14.687 --> 00:47:17.687 align:center No need to turn around, her house is right ahead. 00:47:17.687 --> 00:47:20.187 align:center Then say, "I'm driving straight to your place." 00:47:20.187 --> 00:47:21.727 align:center "I'm driving straight to your place." 00:47:30.687 --> 00:47:32.817 align:center Friends, the enemy is ready. 00:47:33.104 --> 00:47:34.224 align:center Where's Guru? 00:47:51.437 --> 00:47:53.647 align:center Guys, can you see the enemy? 00:47:54.271 --> 00:47:55.891 align:center We can, Guru. 00:47:55.896 --> 00:47:56.896 align:center Attack! 00:47:56.896 --> 00:47:58.526 align:center It's war time! 00:48:00.687 --> 00:48:01.607 align:center Stop! 00:48:02.104 --> 00:48:04.264 align:center Whenever Goldie comes to our house, 00:48:04.271 --> 00:48:05.681 align:center this is exactly how we'll welcome him. 00:48:05.812 --> 00:48:06.972 align:center - Yes! - Yes! 00:48:06.979 --> 00:48:08.939 align:center Do you know how this enemy's going to go back? 00:48:08.937 --> 00:48:10.067 align:center By taking an Uber? 00:48:10.062 --> 00:48:10.772 align:center No. 00:48:11.271 --> 00:48:13.891 align:center He came here by road, but he's leaving through the air. 00:48:14.146 --> 00:48:15.026 align:center Place him on the slingshot. 00:48:18.729 --> 00:48:19.979 align:center This place is fine. 00:48:19.979 --> 00:48:22.229 align:center We'll use the washroom before leaving. 00:48:26.146 --> 00:48:28.526 align:center Please, don't embarrass me too badly. 00:48:28.646 --> 00:48:29.976 align:center We've come after such a long time. 00:48:30.146 --> 00:48:31.106 align:center Obviously they'll say a few things. 00:48:31.104 --> 00:48:31.974 align:center Just listen quietly. 00:48:32.729 --> 00:48:33.569 align:center Then do one thing. 00:48:34.104 --> 00:48:35.064 align:center You all stay here. 00:48:35.062 --> 00:48:35.932 align:center Let me go inside and get abused alone, 00:48:35.937 --> 00:48:37.107 align:center then you all can join me, later. 00:48:37.729 --> 00:48:38.819 align:center - Fine. - Sounds good. 00:48:40.979 --> 00:48:42.939 align:center Pull! Pull! Pull! 00:48:42.937 --> 00:48:45.027 align:center Pull it back! Pull it back! 00:48:47.521 --> 00:48:48.641 align:center Goldie! 00:48:49.979 --> 00:48:50.649 align:center They killed Goldie! 00:48:50.646 --> 00:48:52.316 align:center Check his pulse. Check his pulse. 00:48:52.312 --> 00:48:55.312 align:center How do I check his pulse, the took his arms out! 00:48:55.771 --> 00:48:58.721 align:center Goldie! Goldie, my brother! How did this happen? 00:48:58.729 --> 00:49:00.359 align:center What are you all doing, idiots? 00:49:02.396 --> 00:49:03.186 align:center What is this? 00:49:03.187 --> 00:49:06.147 align:center Goldie, come here and look... You died. 00:49:06.146 --> 00:49:07.686 align:center So, I'm a spirit now. 00:49:08.521 --> 00:49:09.931 align:center Who killed me? Tell me! 00:49:09.937 --> 00:49:11.937 align:center Stop this nonsense! 00:49:12.104 --> 00:49:13.314 align:center It's just a dummy. 00:49:13.312 --> 00:49:14.602 align:center My in-laws sent a message with it. 00:49:15.021 --> 00:49:16.391 align:center I'm not going inside alone. Come with me. 00:49:16.771 --> 00:49:18.221 align:center - Okay. - Look at this statue of mistakes. 00:49:18.229 --> 00:49:19.189 align:center - Let's go. - Okay. 00:49:21.479 --> 00:49:22.689 align:center Now you remembered me? 00:49:23.854 --> 00:49:26.184 align:center Guru Ma, please don't interrupt. 00:49:26.771 --> 00:49:28.681 align:center At least let us serve your guests first. 00:49:37.896 --> 00:49:39.976 align:center After a whole year, now you remembered us? 00:49:40.229 --> 00:49:45.279 align:center Son, your mother started appearing in your uncle's dreams singing sad songs. 00:49:46.562 --> 00:49:48.012 align:center "You crazy fool..." 00:49:48.021 --> 00:49:50.681 align:center "Look what state you've made of yourself after I left." 00:49:51.229 --> 00:49:53.569 align:center Then I thought, why should I drag your uncle into this? 00:49:53.562 --> 00:49:55.182 align:center I should talk to your mother directly. 00:49:55.187 --> 00:49:56.937 align:center Goldie, don't you think you took long to come here? 00:49:56.937 --> 00:49:58.227 align:center Guru Ma... 00:49:59.437 --> 00:50:02.317 align:center Even now I practically dragged him here forcefully. 00:50:02.312 --> 00:50:03.352 align:center Nobody asked you to. 00:50:03.646 --> 00:50:04.646 align:center Pala. 00:50:07.271 --> 00:50:08.221 align:center Son... 00:50:10.604 --> 00:50:11.604 align:center Give it to Guru. 00:50:12.104 --> 00:50:12.934 align:center Okay. 00:50:13.687 --> 00:50:14.687 align:center Give it to him. Get rid of it. 00:50:14.687 --> 00:50:16.357 align:center They want us dead. 00:50:18.687 --> 00:50:19.857 align:center How many bullets does it contain? 00:50:19.854 --> 00:50:20.934 align:center Two. 00:50:21.354 --> 00:50:23.264 align:center One, two, three, four. 00:50:23.271 --> 00:50:24.181 align:center Bring two more. 00:50:24.187 --> 00:50:25.147 align:center We need four. 00:50:25.146 --> 00:50:25.976 align:center Fine. 00:50:25.979 --> 00:50:27.689 align:center I was saying even three are enough... 00:50:27.687 --> 00:50:29.567 align:center One guy should at least survive to send a message home. 00:50:29.562 --> 00:50:32.272 align:center No worries, we'll make a phone call. 00:50:32.854 --> 00:50:36.184 align:center Son, how are we supposed to go through with all this? 00:50:36.187 --> 00:50:37.187 align:center - You guys enjoy your family time. - Yes. 00:50:37.187 --> 00:50:38.517 align:center Yes, let's go. 00:50:38.521 --> 00:50:39.971 align:center Sit down. 00:50:39.979 --> 00:50:40.939 align:center We'll sit down. 00:50:40.937 --> 00:50:43.067 align:center Listen son, don't do this. 00:50:43.979 --> 00:50:45.189 align:center Bring laddoos. 00:50:48.437 --> 00:50:49.777 align:center Eat. 00:50:50.354 --> 00:50:52.684 align:center We have one minute, Jass, take whatever you want to eat. 00:50:52.687 --> 00:50:54.897 align:center We should leave. What is this nonsense? 00:50:54.896 --> 00:50:57.976 align:center No, no, Uncle, let us serve you properly first. 00:50:57.979 --> 00:51:00.439 align:center Son, you can serve us, but the alarm you brought was pointless. 00:51:00.437 --> 00:51:01.937 align:center We were already awake. 00:51:01.937 --> 00:51:03.227 align:center If he were really awake, 00:51:03.229 --> 00:51:06.649 align:center would he have taken this long to remember his wife and son? 00:51:06.812 --> 00:51:09.142 align:center He thought of them only because of the maid. 00:51:09.146 --> 00:51:09.816 align:center What? 00:51:09.812 --> 00:51:11.432 align:center Jass... 00:51:11.604 --> 00:51:14.514 align:center Honey, either say the full thing or stay quiet. 00:51:14.521 --> 00:51:17.221 align:center We thought the maid would have to cremate me, so it would be better if... 00:51:17.229 --> 00:51:18.319 align:center What do you mean "maid would cremate me"? 00:51:18.312 --> 00:51:20.972 align:center You know exactly how maids "light fires." 00:51:21.104 --> 00:51:22.064 align:center You wanted to bring this wise one along, right? 00:51:22.062 --> 00:51:23.312 align:center Look how helpful he has been. 00:51:23.479 --> 00:51:25.609 align:center Mom, take everyone inside. 00:51:26.646 --> 00:51:29.396 align:center If a man lost in the morning comes back home by evening, they don't call him lost. 00:51:29.396 --> 00:51:30.856 align:center Then what do they call him? 00:51:30.979 --> 00:51:32.569 align:center I don't know that, but they don't call him not lost. 00:51:32.562 --> 00:51:33.762 align:center Mom, go. 00:51:33.771 --> 00:51:34.721 align:center No, no, no... 00:51:34.729 --> 00:51:36.649 align:center Just don't take the law into your own hands, son. 00:51:36.771 --> 00:51:38.971 align:center Don't worry, I never get caught. 00:51:40.604 --> 00:51:43.144 align:center Drag them! 00:51:43.146 --> 00:51:45.276 align:center Get them! 00:51:45.771 --> 00:51:47.521 align:center - Come on! - Let him go! 00:51:47.771 --> 00:51:49.811 align:center - Attack! - What are you kids doing? 00:51:51.979 --> 00:51:52.859 align:center Wait. 00:51:54.229 --> 00:51:55.649 align:center I'm busy right now. 00:51:55.646 --> 00:51:56.356 align:center Come on. 00:52:01.271 --> 00:52:01.971 align:center Turn him around. 00:52:04.146 --> 00:52:05.436 align:center Come on, come on, come on. 00:52:07.271 --> 00:52:09.431 align:center Stop! 00:52:14.646 --> 00:52:16.726 align:center Grab him! 00:52:16.729 --> 00:52:17.729 align:center Let me go! 00:52:17.729 --> 00:52:19.729 align:center Goldie! 00:52:21.562 --> 00:52:22.722 align:center What have we gotten ourselves into? 00:52:22.729 --> 00:52:23.319 align:center Come on. 00:52:23.312 --> 00:52:24.642 align:center Take him there. Hold him tight. 00:52:24.646 --> 00:52:25.776 align:center Come on. 00:52:25.896 --> 00:52:26.396 align:center Come on. 00:52:26.396 --> 00:52:27.226 align:center Pull it! 00:52:28.479 --> 00:52:29.689 align:center Goldie! 00:52:29.687 --> 00:52:30.437 align:center Come on. 00:52:30.437 --> 00:52:33.187 align:center - Pull it back! - Goldie! 00:52:33.396 --> 00:52:35.356 align:center Goldie, what's one plus one? 00:52:35.354 --> 00:52:35.934 align:center Two. 00:52:36.062 --> 00:52:38.102 align:center Come on, now it's time for you to go. 00:52:40.229 --> 00:52:42.769 align:center Goldie! 00:52:42.771 --> 00:52:44.391 align:center Hold on tight! 00:52:44.729 --> 00:52:45.649 align:center What's 25 plus 25... 00:52:45.646 --> 00:52:46.516 align:center 50. 00:52:46.521 --> 00:52:47.971 align:center Where are the flying men going in a hurry? 00:52:47.979 --> 00:52:49.529 align:center Over there. 00:52:52.854 --> 00:52:55.224 align:center Reet, will you tell me where we actually are we going? 00:52:55.562 --> 00:52:57.602 align:center Our family astrologer has come over. 00:52:58.021 --> 00:53:00.431 align:center My dad believes in horoscopes. 00:53:00.437 --> 00:53:02.567 align:center He wanted Guru ji to match our horoscopes. 00:53:04.521 --> 00:53:05.431 align:center Alright. 00:53:05.437 --> 00:53:07.977 align:center Guru ji, you had said I had Rahu dosh 00:53:08.396 --> 00:53:11.106 align:center and needed to bathe with a black dog in the same bucket. 00:53:11.229 --> 00:53:12.319 align:center I already did that. 00:53:12.312 --> 00:53:13.142 align:center No problem. 00:53:13.146 --> 00:53:14.896 align:center Slowly the bad effects will start disappearing too. 00:53:14.896 --> 00:53:18.436 align:center But Guru ji, the dog started crying during the bath. 00:53:21.229 --> 00:53:23.019 align:center That won't harm me, right? 00:53:23.021 --> 00:53:25.141 align:center No, no harm comes from that. 00:53:25.479 --> 00:53:26.769 align:center Where's your daughter? 00:53:26.771 --> 00:53:27.761 align:center I'm getting late. 00:53:27.771 --> 00:53:29.311 align:center Here, the kids are. 00:53:29.312 --> 00:53:31.562 align:center - Dad, this is Jass. - Come, dear. 00:53:31.979 --> 00:53:34.479 align:center Jass, this is Daddy, Mommy, and our Guru ji. 00:53:34.479 --> 00:53:35.569 align:center Greetings, son. 00:53:35.562 --> 00:53:41.852 align:center Son, we only wanted to see what kind of boy our daughter has chosen. 00:53:41.854 --> 00:53:46.474 align:center Actually, even my old girlfriends' families liked me a lot. 00:53:46.479 --> 00:53:48.479 align:center If you want, I can make you talk to them right now. 00:53:48.479 --> 00:53:49.069 align:center Jass... 00:53:49.062 --> 00:53:51.012 align:center The boy is honest at least. 00:53:51.021 --> 00:53:51.811 align:center Yes. 00:53:51.812 --> 00:53:55.892 align:center We'll only proceed with the wedding after matching your horoscopes. 00:53:55.896 --> 00:53:56.606 align:center Okay. 00:53:56.604 --> 00:53:59.514 align:center Son, tell me your birth date and time. 00:53:59.521 --> 00:54:01.511 align:center 15th August, 9 AM. 00:54:01.521 --> 00:54:02.601 align:center And birthplace? 00:54:02.729 --> 00:54:04.279 align:center My house bed. 00:54:04.687 --> 00:54:06.567 align:center And where was that bed located? 00:54:06.729 --> 00:54:08.859 align:center Yes, the bed was in Jalandhar. 00:54:09.229 --> 00:54:10.229 align:center Jalandhar. 00:54:11.271 --> 00:54:12.271 align:center Oh no. 00:54:12.646 --> 00:54:13.476 align:center Guruji? 00:54:13.771 --> 00:54:14.681 align:center What happened? 00:54:14.687 --> 00:54:16.727 align:center No girl can survive in this house. 00:54:17.146 --> 00:54:20.146 align:center Either she'll leave the house or she'll die. 00:54:22.021 --> 00:54:23.471 align:center No, how is that possible? 00:54:23.479 --> 00:54:24.649 align:center Your mother...? 00:54:25.354 --> 00:54:26.224 align:center Mom...? 00:54:26.229 --> 00:54:27.399 align:center She's bound to be dead. 00:54:27.396 --> 00:54:31.476 align:center Because Saturn and Rahu are sitting in the happiness sector making a Chandaal Yog. 00:54:32.312 --> 00:54:34.602 align:center Guru ji, shall we make him bathe with a black dog? 00:54:34.604 --> 00:54:37.684 align:center Do whatever remedy you want, no woman can stay in their house. 00:54:37.854 --> 00:54:39.604 align:center Impossible. 00:54:39.604 --> 00:54:42.684 align:center I saw his sister-in-law, happily married to his brother. 00:54:42.687 --> 00:54:43.687 align:center Impossible. 00:54:43.687 --> 00:54:45.067 align:center I saw it with my own eyes. 00:54:45.062 --> 00:54:47.642 align:center His sister-in-law was making out with his brother. 00:54:48.771 --> 00:54:50.351 align:center I mean feeding him cake and all. 00:54:50.729 --> 00:54:52.529 align:center According to the horoscope, it couldn't be his sister-in-law cannot. 00:54:52.687 --> 00:54:54.817 align:center There are two sisters-in-law and two brothers. 00:54:54.812 --> 00:54:58.312 align:center Dear, did you personally see the second brother's wife too? 00:54:58.312 --> 00:55:00.222 align:center No, she didn't attend the wedding. 00:55:00.229 --> 00:55:01.859 align:center - We'll meet her later, right? - Yes. 00:55:01.979 --> 00:55:04.069 align:center Forget all that. 00:55:04.062 --> 00:55:06.892 align:center Guru ji, just tell us whether the horoscopes match or not. 00:55:06.896 --> 00:55:08.936 align:center Sister, the horoscopes do match. 00:55:09.312 --> 00:55:12.812 align:center But there's no way women live in their house. 00:55:12.812 --> 00:55:14.972 align:center Because according to my astrological calculations, it's crystal clear that 00:55:14.979 --> 00:55:17.319 align:center there's no sign of women in this house. 00:55:17.312 --> 00:55:19.522 align:center Goldie, all this is happening because of you. 00:55:19.729 --> 00:55:23.149 align:center You could've begged and brought Daljeet back home. 00:55:23.146 --> 00:55:24.186 align:center How could he? 00:55:24.187 --> 00:55:25.437 align:center I was the only one speaking there. 00:55:25.437 --> 00:55:27.397 align:center If either of you had said anything sensible, 00:55:27.396 --> 00:55:31.396 align:center Or if Sonu had been with me, Daljeet would be here today. 00:55:31.562 --> 00:55:32.512 align:center All this is Daddy's fault. 00:55:32.521 --> 00:55:35.351 align:center I told him so many times not to marry me into a criminal family. 00:55:35.354 --> 00:55:35.974 align:center But no... 00:55:35.979 --> 00:55:38.149 align:center He used to say, "If talented lawyers like us ever lose a case, 00:55:38.146 --> 00:55:40.516 align:center the clients can beat us with slippers afterward." 00:55:40.521 --> 00:55:41.431 align:center "They might come in handy someday." 00:55:41.437 --> 00:55:42.437 align:center Well look, how handy they are now. 00:55:42.437 --> 00:55:44.017 align:center You kept whining about that ten-rupee incense stick 00:55:44.021 --> 00:55:45.181 align:center I burn in front of Daddy's photo. 00:55:45.187 --> 00:55:48.187 align:center Sometimes I feel like hurling wet cow dung straight at his picture. 00:55:50.062 --> 00:55:52.142 align:center Why does Daddy's photo keep shaking again and again? 00:55:52.271 --> 00:55:53.811 align:center Well, uncle was mentally shaken when he was alive. 00:55:53.812 --> 00:55:55.182 align:center Now even his photo shakes. 00:55:55.187 --> 00:55:56.687 align:center Jass, where's the hammer? 00:55:56.687 --> 00:55:57.227 align:center Why? 00:55:57.396 --> 00:55:59.566 align:center I'm nailing Daddy's photo into the wall permanently today. 00:56:01.187 --> 00:56:02.437 align:center I always carry a hammer with me. 00:56:02.437 --> 00:56:04.607 align:center I've seen uncle's photo shake many times as well. 00:56:04.604 --> 00:56:06.854 align:center - Where are you going? - Honey! Honey! 00:56:06.854 --> 00:56:08.314 align:center I'm going to smash the photo. 00:56:08.312 --> 00:56:09.312 align:center No, don't! Sit down. 00:56:09.312 --> 00:56:11.062 align:center - I'm going to smash the photo. - Sit down. 00:56:11.896 --> 00:56:13.976 align:center Please sit down. 00:56:15.271 --> 00:56:15.931 align:center Hi! 00:56:15.937 --> 00:56:16.817 align:center Where are you, Jass? 00:56:16.812 --> 00:56:17.892 align:center At home. 00:56:17.896 --> 00:56:19.436 align:center Tell your sisters-in-law to cook something special. 00:56:19.437 --> 00:56:20.397 align:center We're coming over. 00:56:20.604 --> 00:56:21.604 align:center What do you mean by we're coming over? 00:56:21.604 --> 00:56:24.014 align:center It means Mummy, Daddy and I are coming to your house. 00:56:24.021 --> 00:56:24.931 align:center For what? 00:56:25.062 --> 00:56:26.722 align:center To discuss our marriage. 00:56:26.854 --> 00:56:27.814 align:center Out of the blue? 00:56:27.812 --> 00:56:29.472 align:center Guru ji just told us today's a full moon day 00:56:29.479 --> 00:56:31.819 align:center and very auspicious for such things. 00:56:32.229 --> 00:56:33.899 align:center We're already getting into the car. 00:56:33.896 --> 00:56:35.606 align:center Tell your sisters-in-law their new sister-in-law's coming over, 00:56:35.604 --> 00:56:37.024 align:center so they better get some tea ready for us. 00:56:37.854 --> 00:56:38.724 align:center We're so dead. 00:56:38.729 --> 00:56:39.479 align:center What happened? 00:56:39.479 --> 00:56:42.189 align:center Reet's bringing her parents to our house. 00:56:42.187 --> 00:56:43.187 align:center That's good news. 00:56:44.312 --> 00:56:45.432 align:center I beg you... 00:56:45.437 --> 00:56:47.357 align:center Don't say anything weird in front of them. 00:56:47.354 --> 00:56:48.524 align:center Stay quiet. 00:56:48.687 --> 00:56:49.727 align:center We're not even used to speaking. 00:56:49.729 --> 00:56:50.609 align:center Yes. 00:56:57.729 --> 00:56:58.609 align:center - Hi, Jass. - Hi. 00:56:58.896 --> 00:56:59.936 align:center How's Honey now? 00:56:59.937 --> 00:57:00.687 align:center Honey's fine. 00:57:00.687 --> 00:57:02.107 align:center I think I'm the one about to lose my mind now. 00:57:02.312 --> 00:57:03.222 align:center What happened? 00:57:03.229 --> 00:57:04.069 align:center Nothing. 00:57:04.062 --> 00:57:05.182 align:center Carry on. 00:57:05.604 --> 00:57:07.394 align:center One by one everyone's losing it. 00:57:07.646 --> 00:57:08.816 align:center - Hi, Jass. - Hi. 00:57:08.812 --> 00:57:10.722 align:center Greetings. Greetings, Auntie. 00:57:10.729 --> 00:57:11.899 align:center Who was that? 00:57:11.896 --> 00:57:13.066 align:center That... 00:57:13.646 --> 00:57:15.276 align:center That... 00:57:15.687 --> 00:57:16.777 align:center That was Goldie's wife? 00:57:19.271 --> 00:57:20.931 align:center Yes, Goldie's wife. 00:57:21.437 --> 00:57:24.017 align:center Daddy, I told you Goldie has a wife. 00:57:24.021 --> 00:57:25.771 align:center - See. - Now you've seen her too. 00:57:26.812 --> 00:57:27.972 align:center Right. 00:57:28.146 --> 00:57:29.106 align:center - Shall we go inside? - Let's go. 00:57:29.604 --> 00:57:31.684 align:center So son, what do you do? 00:57:31.687 --> 00:57:32.897 align:center I'm a lawyer. 00:57:33.562 --> 00:57:34.642 align:center And you, son? 00:57:35.396 --> 00:57:37.226 align:center I'm a VDC. 00:57:37.229 --> 00:57:39.729 align:center Okay VD... VDC means? 00:57:39.729 --> 00:57:41.729 align:center VDC means "Vakil Da Cousin." (a lawyer's cousin) 00:57:41.729 --> 00:57:43.439 align:center Very good. 00:57:49.396 --> 00:57:50.266 align:center - Hello. - Get Honey. 00:57:50.271 --> 00:57:51.021 align:center Coming. 00:57:51.937 --> 00:57:53.267 align:center Uncle, have tea. 00:57:53.271 --> 00:57:55.181 align:center Honey's got a class starting inside, I need to take him along. 00:57:55.187 --> 00:57:56.107 align:center - Okay? - Alright. 00:57:56.104 --> 00:57:56.934 align:center Honey. 00:57:58.896 --> 00:58:00.476 align:center I'll be right back. 00:58:00.729 --> 00:58:01.819 align:center Don't leave. 00:58:01.812 --> 00:58:03.642 align:center No, we'll be right here. 00:58:04.104 --> 00:58:05.814 align:center These kids are very talented. 00:58:05.812 --> 00:58:08.142 align:center Yes, Daddy taught us everything. 00:58:09.104 --> 00:58:10.224 align:center What did he do? 00:58:10.604 --> 00:58:11.934 align:center Daddy was a lawyer too. 00:58:11.937 --> 00:58:13.397 align:center He's right behind you. 00:58:13.604 --> 00:58:15.314 align:center Then call him too. 00:58:15.437 --> 00:58:17.317 align:center By behind, I mean in the photo. 00:58:17.312 --> 00:58:18.472 align:center He's not alive anymore. 00:58:18.479 --> 00:58:19.529 align:center Okay. 00:58:19.646 --> 00:58:20.476 align:center Oh... 00:58:22.896 --> 00:58:26.106 align:center Your father's face matches his sons a lot. 00:58:26.104 --> 00:58:28.894 align:center Yes, Daddy was very handsome. 00:58:29.021 --> 00:58:30.851 align:center And we're very handsome too. 00:58:30.854 --> 00:58:34.014 align:center He died because of smoking? 00:58:34.021 --> 00:58:35.181 align:center Smoking? 00:58:36.187 --> 00:58:38.107 align:center Uncle, that's not Daddy. 00:58:38.104 --> 00:58:39.274 align:center Daddy's over there. 00:58:40.854 --> 00:58:41.854 align:center Greetings, Uncle. 00:58:41.854 --> 00:58:43.274 align:center - Greetings. - Greetings. 00:58:43.896 --> 00:58:45.026 align:center I'll be right back. 00:58:45.562 --> 00:58:46.602 align:center Son, who is she? 00:58:46.771 --> 00:58:48.181 align:center That... 00:58:48.187 --> 00:58:49.567 align:center This is your elder brother's wife, right? 00:58:50.687 --> 00:58:51.647 align:center Mrs. Honey. 00:58:52.104 --> 00:58:52.684 align:center Yes. Okay. 00:58:52.687 --> 00:58:55.817 align:center Look, I didn't see her face the other day, but I still recognized her. 00:58:55.812 --> 00:58:57.142 align:center - Congratulations. - See. 00:58:58.854 --> 00:59:00.014 align:center - Here you go. - She is back. 00:59:00.021 --> 00:59:01.011 align:center Enough now. 00:59:01.021 --> 00:59:03.011 align:center - Come and sit with us. - No. 00:59:03.021 --> 00:59:04.181 align:center Come on. 00:59:04.354 --> 00:59:05.394 align:center Come on, join us. 00:59:05.521 --> 00:59:06.811 align:center Come on, join us. Sit. 00:59:06.812 --> 00:59:07.642 align:center Sit down. 00:59:07.646 --> 00:59:08.646 align:center I said sit down! 00:59:09.312 --> 00:59:10.102 align:center - Huh? - Please sit down. 00:59:10.104 --> 00:59:11.434 align:center Sit down, dear. 00:59:13.354 --> 00:59:14.434 align:center Sit down. 00:59:15.354 --> 00:59:16.184 align:center We are back. 00:59:16.187 --> 00:59:17.397 align:center Didn't I tell you we'll be right back? 00:59:17.396 --> 00:59:18.526 align:center Sit down. Sit down. 00:59:18.729 --> 00:59:19.899 align:center Sit. 00:59:24.687 --> 00:59:26.937 align:center Sit down, dear. Where are you going, huh? 00:59:28.062 --> 00:59:28.932 align:center I see. 00:59:28.937 --> 00:59:29.977 align:center Mom, you do not understand. 00:59:29.979 --> 00:59:30.689 align:center I understood everything. 00:59:30.687 --> 00:59:32.317 align:center She doesn't want to sit with us. 00:59:32.312 --> 00:59:33.512 align:center Come with me. 00:59:33.521 --> 00:59:34.971 align:center You want to sit here, right? 00:59:35.354 --> 00:59:36.264 align:center Sit down. 00:59:36.271 --> 00:59:38.061 align:center Why over there? What's going on? 00:59:38.062 --> 00:59:38.972 align:center Honey... 00:59:40.687 --> 00:59:41.607 align:center Eat this. 00:59:42.062 --> 00:59:43.012 align:center - No. - Go ahead and eat it. 00:59:43.021 --> 00:59:44.061 align:center Eat it, it's okay. 00:59:44.062 --> 00:59:45.472 align:center Eat it. 00:59:46.229 --> 00:59:47.269 align:center Now you eat this. 00:59:47.271 --> 00:59:48.851 align:center Why should I eat it? 00:59:48.854 --> 00:59:51.064 align:center That day you happily ate cake. 00:59:51.062 --> 00:59:52.562 align:center Eat it, it helps the love grow. 00:59:53.146 --> 00:59:54.896 align:center Honey, we're only starving for love. 00:59:55.146 --> 00:59:57.066 align:center We don't lack anything else, right? 00:59:58.312 --> 00:59:59.312 align:center I'm leaving. 00:59:59.312 --> 01:00:00.722 align:center Where are you going, dear? 01:00:00.729 --> 01:00:02.109 align:center We came here to meet you. 01:00:02.396 --> 01:00:05.566 align:center I know it's short notice, but you people can't just leave. 01:00:05.562 --> 01:00:07.682 align:center At least have tea with us. Sit down. 01:00:09.229 --> 01:00:10.399 align:center Sit, sit. 01:00:12.687 --> 01:00:13.977 align:center Now you eat this, Brother. 01:00:13.979 --> 01:00:14.819 align:center Why should I eat it? 01:00:14.812 --> 01:00:16.472 align:center Jass... didn't you say it? 01:00:16.479 --> 01:00:17.979 align:center We're hungry for love. 01:00:17.979 --> 01:00:19.609 align:center We lack nothing else. 01:00:19.604 --> 01:00:20.684 align:center Eat it, Goldie. 01:00:23.687 --> 01:00:25.317 align:center I never asked you... 01:00:25.521 --> 01:00:27.271 align:center You don't actually work, right? 01:00:27.771 --> 01:00:30.261 align:center Uncle, I trade shares from home. 01:00:30.271 --> 01:00:32.141 align:center You keep lions at home? 01:00:32.354 --> 01:00:33.814 align:center Not cage lions. 01:00:33.812 --> 01:00:35.102 align:center Trading lions. 01:00:36.062 --> 01:00:38.772 align:center I don't really know much about lion breeds. 01:00:40.896 --> 01:00:42.316 align:center I'll leave now then? 01:00:42.479 --> 01:00:43.939 align:center Where are you going, dear? 01:00:44.062 --> 01:00:49.892 align:center Actually Auntie, she is a psychiatrist, so her patients must be waiting. 01:00:49.896 --> 01:00:50.976 align:center Oh, okay. 01:00:50.979 --> 01:00:52.109 align:center Yes. 01:00:52.604 --> 01:00:55.144 align:center Yes, yes, of course. Give me a minute. 01:00:55.437 --> 01:00:56.477 align:center Here dear. 01:00:56.646 --> 01:00:57.856 align:center Uncle, what are you doing? 01:00:57.854 --> 01:00:59.934 align:center First time guests should never leave empty-handed. 01:01:01.604 --> 01:01:02.974 align:center Take it, dear. 01:01:03.271 --> 01:01:04.061 align:center Her as well. 01:01:04.521 --> 01:01:05.811 align:center Don't say no to me. 01:01:05.812 --> 01:01:07.012 align:center Don't give her money. 01:01:07.021 --> 01:01:08.391 align:center - Why are you giving her money? - Take it, take it. 01:01:08.396 --> 01:01:10.066 align:center No, she already scams enough money out of people. 01:01:10.062 --> 01:01:11.262 align:center It's okay, Honey. 01:01:11.271 --> 01:01:13.721 align:center My heart feels happy here. 01:01:18.937 --> 01:01:20.277 align:center Two daughters-in-law were living in the house? 01:01:21.062 --> 01:01:24.472 align:center I even gave both of them five hundred rupees each, Guru ji. 01:01:24.729 --> 01:01:25.899 align:center How is this possible? 01:01:26.646 --> 01:01:29.356 align:center Guru ji, horoscopes aren't always right. 01:01:29.604 --> 01:01:31.354 align:center Daddy saw the truth with his own eyes. 01:01:31.687 --> 01:01:33.067 align:center - Right. - So Guru ji, 01:01:33.271 --> 01:01:34.521 align:center when should we finalize the wedding? 01:01:34.687 --> 01:01:35.937 align:center Whenever you feel is right. 01:01:35.937 --> 01:01:38.397 align:center Now even Guru ji has agreed. 01:01:38.646 --> 01:01:40.396 align:center Let's finalise it then. 01:01:40.604 --> 01:01:41.604 align:center Thank God. 01:01:43.062 --> 01:01:45.772 align:center Okay Honey, now tell me what is the time. 01:01:46.687 --> 01:01:47.897 align:center I'm not wearing a watch. 01:01:48.229 --> 01:01:49.019 align:center Okay. 01:01:49.021 --> 01:01:51.431 align:center There's a clock behind you, check it and tell me. 01:01:52.104 --> 01:01:53.894 align:center I don't trust anybody else's clock. 01:02:01.896 --> 01:02:03.606 align:center Honey, I got an important call. 01:02:03.604 --> 01:02:06.274 align:center Don't just sit here doing nothing, keep roaming around till I'm done. 01:02:07.104 --> 01:02:07.604 align:center Yes? 01:02:07.604 --> 01:02:09.104 align:center Happy birthday, sweetheart. 01:02:10.562 --> 01:02:12.312 align:center Thank you, dear. Where are you? 01:02:12.562 --> 01:02:14.222 align:center I'm standing outside Jass's house. 01:02:14.646 --> 01:02:16.856 align:center Fine, I'm coming out right away. 01:02:22.187 --> 01:02:23.777 align:center - Hi! - Hey! 01:02:28.312 --> 01:02:29.642 align:center Stop, stop, stop. 01:02:31.521 --> 01:02:33.431 align:center Many many happy returns of the day. 01:02:33.437 --> 01:02:35.277 align:center Thank you, thank you so much. 01:02:37.146 --> 01:02:38.816 align:center Your surprise is ready. 01:02:45.479 --> 01:02:49.399 align:center Idiots, stop now before he gets a heart attack. 01:02:51.229 --> 01:02:52.109 align:center Let's go. 01:02:52.729 --> 01:02:56.649 align:center Their younger daughter-in-law has an affair. 01:03:02.771 --> 01:03:04.011 align:center Greetings, Uncle. 01:03:04.021 --> 01:03:05.351 align:center Hold me tight. 01:03:07.687 --> 01:03:08.857 align:center Greetings, Guru ji. 01:03:08.854 --> 01:03:09.264 align:center Greetings. 01:03:09.271 --> 01:03:14.351 align:center Guru ji, their younger daughter-in-law is having an affair. 01:03:14.354 --> 01:03:16.064 align:center I was wondering how a woman even managed 01:03:16.062 --> 01:03:17.852 align:center to stay in this house with a horoscope like that. 01:03:17.854 --> 01:03:20.774 align:center No, this doesn't count as "staying." You people leave from here. 01:03:20.896 --> 01:03:22.896 align:center She left with someone else. 01:03:23.187 --> 01:03:24.187 align:center I'm leaving too. 01:03:29.354 --> 01:03:30.934 align:center Uncle! Uncle! 01:03:32.271 --> 01:03:33.681 align:center What brings you here? 01:03:35.021 --> 01:03:36.931 align:center I came to start a new relationship, 01:03:36.937 --> 01:03:39.107 align:center but you should first handle your old messes. 01:03:39.646 --> 01:03:40.606 align:center That alone is enough. 01:03:40.604 --> 01:03:41.764 align:center I don't understand, Uncle. 01:03:41.771 --> 01:03:45.931 align:center Your wife is involved with someone else. 01:03:45.937 --> 01:03:47.027 align:center What? 01:03:47.354 --> 01:03:47.894 align:center That can't happen. 01:03:47.896 --> 01:03:48.896 align:center It has already happened. 01:03:48.896 --> 01:03:51.566 align:center I saw the live telecast. 01:03:51.562 --> 01:03:52.812 align:center It even came on TV? 01:03:53.354 --> 01:03:55.474 align:center No, I saw it with my own eyes. 01:03:55.687 --> 01:03:56.977 align:center That's why she threw me out of the house. 01:03:57.437 --> 01:04:00.607 align:center Find another girl for Jass. 01:04:00.604 --> 01:04:05.024 align:center Otherwise my daughter will either die or belong to somebody else, 01:04:05.187 --> 01:04:08.107 align:center but she'll never belong here. Got it? 01:04:10.146 --> 01:04:11.226 align:center Jass! Jass! 01:04:11.479 --> 01:04:12.569 align:center Coming! 01:04:13.104 --> 01:04:14.434 align:center Goldie! Goldie! Goldie! 01:04:14.437 --> 01:04:15.437 align:center Goldie! Goldie! 01:04:15.437 --> 01:04:16.227 align:center Jass! Jass! 01:04:16.229 --> 01:04:16.939 align:center What happened? 01:04:16.937 --> 01:04:18.397 align:center Hurry up. 01:04:18.562 --> 01:04:19.432 align:center What is it now? 01:04:19.437 --> 01:04:20.817 align:center Your sister-in-law's having an affair. 01:04:20.812 --> 01:04:21.562 align:center What are you saying? 01:04:21.562 --> 01:04:23.062 align:center Your sister-in-law's having an affair. 01:04:23.062 --> 01:04:23.602 align:center What? 01:04:23.604 --> 01:04:25.104 align:center Your sister-in-law's having an affair. 01:04:25.104 --> 01:04:26.104 align:center What? 01:04:26.104 --> 01:04:28.854 align:center Clean your ears sometimes instead of always polishing your face. 01:04:29.729 --> 01:04:30.609 align:center Now tell me! 01:04:30.604 --> 01:04:32.224 align:center Your sister-in-law's having an affair. 01:04:32.229 --> 01:04:32.899 align:center Start the jeep. 01:04:32.896 --> 01:04:34.266 align:center We need to go to my in-laws' place right now. 01:04:34.271 --> 01:04:36.891 align:center The hot compresses from the last disaster haven't even dried yet 01:04:36.896 --> 01:04:39.226 align:center and you're dragging me again to get beaten by your in-laws? 01:04:39.229 --> 01:04:40.479 align:center Who told you about this? 01:04:40.479 --> 01:04:42.649 align:center Bless your father-in-law's soul, he's the one who told me. 01:04:42.646 --> 01:04:43.896 align:center - Oh no. - What happened? 01:04:43.896 --> 01:04:45.646 align:center He's mentally unstable. 01:04:45.646 --> 01:04:47.856 align:center Whatever he sees or hears once, 01:04:47.979 --> 01:04:49.479 align:center he keeps imagining it everywhere afterward. 01:04:49.479 --> 01:04:53.569 align:center Reet just told me that he was watching some Bhojpuri film at home. 01:04:53.562 --> 01:04:57.062 align:center "My husband was useless but I still had two lads." 01:04:57.062 --> 01:04:57.762 align:center Lads? 01:04:57.771 --> 01:04:59.561 align:center Sons. 01:04:59.562 --> 01:05:01.012 align:center "But I only have one lad." 01:05:01.021 --> 01:05:03.011 align:center Get out of this drama. 01:05:03.021 --> 01:05:04.011 align:center What kind of illness is this? 01:05:04.021 --> 01:05:05.811 align:center It's some new disease. 01:05:05.812 --> 01:05:07.812 align:center Probably came from China like COVID. 01:05:07.812 --> 01:05:10.222 align:center We already have one Honey. We don't want another nutcase like him. 01:05:10.229 --> 01:05:11.979 align:center Heed my advice and just marry somewhere else. 01:05:11.979 --> 01:05:13.319 align:center Who else can I marry? 01:05:13.312 --> 01:05:14.562 align:center Who'll even give me their daughter now? 01:05:14.562 --> 01:05:16.852 align:center The one who gave you theirs already took her back. 01:05:16.854 --> 01:05:18.224 align:center Goldie, my brother, listen carefully. 01:05:18.229 --> 01:05:21.149 align:center My marriage with Reet can only happen on one condition. 01:05:21.312 --> 01:05:23.892 align:center We have to help her father recover. 01:05:24.021 --> 01:05:25.471 align:center We don't need to do anything major. 01:05:25.479 --> 01:05:27.569 align:center We just have to agree with whatever he says. 01:05:27.562 --> 01:05:29.562 align:center He'll recover automatically like Goldie did. 01:05:29.562 --> 01:05:31.392 align:center You are getting influenced by what I'm saying, right Goldie? 01:05:31.396 --> 01:05:33.476 align:center You understand what I'm saying, right Goldie? 01:05:34.396 --> 01:05:35.816 align:center Let my wedding happen, Goldie. 01:05:36.437 --> 01:05:38.477 align:center Say yes. 01:05:39.354 --> 01:05:39.854 align:center Hmm. 01:05:40.104 --> 01:05:42.274 align:center Should I take your "hmm" as a yes? 01:05:43.604 --> 01:05:45.104 align:center I love you, bro. 01:05:47.646 --> 01:05:50.276 align:center Uncle, my sister-in-law is a psychiatrist. 01:05:50.521 --> 01:05:54.431 align:center And the guy she was hugging was her mentally disturbed patient. 01:05:54.437 --> 01:05:55.357 align:center Patient? 01:05:55.562 --> 01:05:56.392 align:center Yes. 01:05:56.396 --> 01:05:57.476 align:center He's a patient. 01:05:57.479 --> 01:06:00.729 align:center That boy's girlfriend died a year ago. 01:06:00.896 --> 01:06:02.936 align:center He was going to jump into the canal. 01:06:02.937 --> 01:06:06.607 align:center My sister-in-law hugged him over and over and convinced him that, 01:06:06.771 --> 01:06:08.761 align:center "Your girlfriend is still alive." 01:06:08.771 --> 01:06:11.261 align:center A year ago he was ready to die, 01:06:11.271 --> 01:06:13.851 align:center and now he's happily hugging my sister-in-law and enjoying life again. 01:06:13.854 --> 01:06:17.064 align:center Son, even I went a little crazy right after marriage. 01:06:17.062 --> 01:06:19.892 align:center But no doctor ever hugged me. 01:06:19.896 --> 01:06:22.646 align:center They just handed me medicine and sent me away. 01:06:22.646 --> 01:06:24.686 align:center Uncle, times have changed. 01:06:24.812 --> 01:06:27.392 align:center Medical science has advanced a lot now. 01:06:27.521 --> 01:06:30.351 align:center Otherwise my sister-in-law's actually very strict. 01:06:30.354 --> 01:06:33.684 align:center She doesn't even let Goldie hug her for no reason. 01:06:34.021 --> 01:06:34.761 align:center What is this, Dad? 01:06:34.771 --> 01:06:37.311 align:center You said all that nonsense to Goldie for no reason. 01:06:37.312 --> 01:06:39.892 align:center He must've already gone and grabbed sister-in-law by the hair by now. 01:06:39.896 --> 01:06:40.516 align:center Right. 01:06:40.521 --> 01:06:42.971 align:center Go apologise to Goldie. 01:06:45.229 --> 01:06:46.649 align:center I'll come with you. 01:06:48.229 --> 01:06:49.229 align:center Atthi... 01:06:49.396 --> 01:06:50.146 align:center Satti... 01:06:50.812 --> 01:06:54.102 align:center Consider it a raise and no a pay cut. 01:06:54.312 --> 01:06:55.182 align:center Are you hungry? 01:06:55.604 --> 01:06:57.474 align:center No, I'm not hungry. 01:06:57.646 --> 01:06:59.146 align:center I've caught a strange illness. 01:06:59.312 --> 01:07:00.222 align:center What illness? 01:07:00.354 --> 01:07:02.224 align:center I don't feel hungry, after eating food. 01:07:02.812 --> 01:07:05.142 align:center Alright, I've cooked and kept the food. Just heat it and eat later. 01:07:05.146 --> 01:07:06.316 align:center Where are you going? 01:07:07.021 --> 01:07:09.471 align:center My husband's coming back home after a month. 01:07:09.479 --> 01:07:10.859 align:center He's coming here to pick me up. 01:07:11.146 --> 01:07:12.606 align:center Your husband's coming after a month, right? 01:07:12.604 --> 01:07:13.774 align:center Then you too should leave after a month. 01:07:19.687 --> 01:07:23.017 align:center "I can keep anyone in my pocket." 01:07:23.021 --> 01:07:24.891 align:center "I'm a big shot around here." 01:07:25.062 --> 01:07:27.522 align:center "I'm a big shot around here." 01:07:29.812 --> 01:07:31.522 align:center Oh, my sweetheart! 01:07:32.229 --> 01:07:34.359 align:center What's up? 01:07:34.354 --> 01:07:35.814 align:center Stop. 01:07:36.104 --> 01:07:37.104 align:center Greetings. 01:07:37.104 --> 01:07:38.684 align:center Look at this. 01:07:38.687 --> 01:07:40.567 align:center Stop, stop the car. 01:07:42.812 --> 01:07:45.392 align:center Now don't say she's also a psychiatrist. 01:07:45.604 --> 01:07:46.474 align:center No, she... 01:07:46.479 --> 01:07:47.479 align:center Say something. 01:07:47.729 --> 01:07:49.069 align:center Why are you quiet now? Speak up. 01:07:49.354 --> 01:07:51.064 align:center Maybe the younger sister-in-law is teaching the elder sister-in-law 01:07:51.062 --> 01:07:51.932 align:center how to deal with patients. 01:07:53.271 --> 01:07:55.061 align:center I reject this marriage proposal. 01:07:55.062 --> 01:07:56.142 align:center Get out of my car. 01:07:56.146 --> 01:07:57.146 align:center Get out! 01:07:57.354 --> 01:07:58.974 align:center You're sitting in my car. 01:07:59.354 --> 01:08:00.014 align:center Huh? 01:08:00.021 --> 01:08:01.141 align:center Really... 01:08:01.396 --> 01:08:02.516 align:center - I am. - Uncle... 01:08:02.521 --> 01:08:03.561 align:center - Here, I got down. - Uncle... 01:08:04.021 --> 01:08:05.561 align:center - My phone... - Uncle... 01:08:05.562 --> 01:08:06.932 align:center What "uncle", huh? 01:08:08.854 --> 01:08:09.894 align:center Greetings, Guru ji. 01:08:10.187 --> 01:08:13.687 align:center Their elder daughter-in-law is also having an affair. 01:08:13.687 --> 01:08:14.897 align:center I told you from the start. 01:08:14.896 --> 01:08:16.776 align:center No woman can survive in their house. 01:08:17.062 --> 01:08:19.102 align:center Just say no and come back. 01:08:20.729 --> 01:08:21.729 align:center Greetings, Uncle. 01:08:23.104 --> 01:08:23.814 align:center What brings you here today? 01:08:24.687 --> 01:08:29.317 align:center Son, your elder daughter-in-law too... is also having an affair. 01:08:29.771 --> 01:08:30.851 align:center The elder daughter-in-law has an affair? 01:08:31.146 --> 01:08:33.726 align:center Not just one affair, she's got plenty going on. 01:08:33.896 --> 01:08:35.186 align:center People got dizzy just trying to keep track of them all. 01:08:35.187 --> 01:08:37.067 align:center You're not getting dizzy talking about all this, are you? 01:08:37.229 --> 01:08:39.979 align:center So this is all you came to say, huh? 01:08:39.979 --> 01:08:43.189 align:center Whatever I said earlier about the younger daughter-in-law... 01:08:43.187 --> 01:08:45.267 align:center I actually came to apologise for that. 01:08:45.271 --> 01:08:48.141 align:center Our two daughters-in-law are in competition with each other as 01:08:48.146 --> 01:08:49.436 align:center to who can have more affairs. 01:08:49.437 --> 01:08:50.857 align:center We'll hand over all the house keys to the one 01:08:50.854 --> 01:08:52.224 align:center who manages the most affairs and say, 01:08:52.229 --> 01:08:53.899 align:center "From today, you're the queen of the house." 01:08:53.896 --> 01:08:56.896 align:center And we'll even call the local councillor to honour her publicly. 01:08:57.271 --> 01:08:58.431 align:center What nonsense? 01:08:58.771 --> 01:09:00.681 align:center Uncle, we're about to print pamphlets now saying: 01:09:00.687 --> 01:09:02.897 align:center "Come have affairs with our daughters-in-law 01:09:02.896 --> 01:09:04.606 align:center and get a free gift hamper." 01:09:04.604 --> 01:09:06.104 align:center Goldie! Goldie! 01:09:06.979 --> 01:09:08.649 align:center What, "Goldie, Goldie", huh? 01:09:08.646 --> 01:09:10.226 align:center You lied to me. 01:09:10.354 --> 01:09:13.354 align:center You said Goldie's wife treats mentally unstable people. 01:09:13.354 --> 01:09:14.314 align:center Why? 01:09:15.396 --> 01:09:18.356 align:center Uncle, we're planning to send both our daughters-in-law to Dubai. 01:09:18.354 --> 01:09:21.724 align:center They'll stand on top of Burj Khalifa and dance in front of the sheikhs. 01:09:21.729 --> 01:09:31.649 align:center "We will dance on top of Burj Khalifa!" 01:09:31.646 --> 01:09:35.316 align:center Now tell me, are you dropping me off or should I walk back home? 01:09:35.312 --> 01:09:36.772 align:center Get in, Uncle. 01:09:37.354 --> 01:09:38.934 align:center Don't say another word. Don't say another word. 01:09:38.937 --> 01:09:41.357 align:center "Girls will dance in front of sheikhs." 01:09:41.354 --> 01:09:44.474 align:center - Let's go, Uncle. - "Girls will dance in front of sheikhs." 01:09:45.479 --> 01:09:48.859 align:center Amitoj comes home late every night because of your son. 01:09:49.437 --> 01:09:51.227 align:center Mom, his training isn't even over yet. 01:09:51.229 --> 01:09:52.479 align:center Stop talking nonsense. 01:09:52.771 --> 01:09:54.511 align:center You spend your whole day hanging around here. 01:09:54.521 --> 01:09:56.311 align:center At least come home on time in the evenings. 01:09:57.187 --> 01:09:59.187 align:center Sister-in-law, the kids stay happy here. 01:09:59.187 --> 01:10:00.607 align:center They keep playing around. 01:10:00.604 --> 01:10:02.934 align:center Look at the time. 01:10:03.104 --> 01:10:06.474 align:center His father keeps fighting with me, saying, "You're spoiling our son." 01:10:06.937 --> 01:10:10.027 align:center The kid who's got his father at home is bound to have some fear. 01:10:10.271 --> 01:10:13.971 align:center The one whose father's left him has nothing to fear. 01:10:15.896 --> 01:10:17.146 align:center Come on, let's go home. 01:10:17.146 --> 01:10:18.936 align:center I wanted to play some more. 01:10:18.937 --> 01:10:21.277 align:center Stop this nonsense, and let's go home. 01:10:27.521 --> 01:10:29.521 align:center Goldie! Goldie! 01:10:29.812 --> 01:10:30.722 align:center Goldie! 01:10:30.937 --> 01:10:32.067 align:center My Golu is back. 01:10:32.229 --> 01:10:33.229 align:center Come here. Here, take this. 01:10:33.229 --> 01:10:35.569 align:center Advance congratulations for the wedding. 01:10:36.896 --> 01:10:37.976 align:center What have you done! 01:10:37.979 --> 01:10:39.979 align:center You got my wedding proposal rejected. 01:10:40.146 --> 01:10:40.936 align:center They called it off? 01:10:40.937 --> 01:10:41.937 align:center Because of you. 01:10:41.937 --> 01:10:44.517 align:center Daddy spent his whole life trying to make you a good lawyer. 01:10:44.521 --> 01:10:46.061 align:center But you learned nothing. 01:10:46.312 --> 01:10:47.642 align:center Daddy taught me nothing. 01:10:47.896 --> 01:10:50.186 align:center Whatever I became today, I became on my own. 01:10:50.187 --> 01:10:51.437 align:center Daddy was useless. 01:10:51.437 --> 01:10:54.357 align:center He spent all his life saying, "Dhillon didn't wear the black coat for nothing." 01:10:54.354 --> 01:10:55.814 align:center "Dhillon didn't wear the black coat for nothing." 01:10:55.812 --> 01:10:57.642 align:center So many times the judge himself asked Daddy, 01:10:57.646 --> 01:10:58.766 align:center "Do you have any proof your client's innocent?" 01:10:58.771 --> 01:10:59.761 align:center You know what Daddy used to say? 01:10:59.771 --> 01:11:01.351 align:center "Dhillon didn't wear the black coat for nothing." 01:11:01.354 --> 01:11:03.604 align:center Once Daddy was swimming at a beach in Bangkok. 01:11:03.604 --> 01:11:05.104 align:center A lifeguard came running and said, 01:11:05.104 --> 01:11:07.514 align:center "Sir, don't go any further, the water ahead runs deep." 01:11:07.521 --> 01:11:08.681 align:center Daddy was standing there in nothing but his underwear and still goes, 01:11:08.687 --> 01:11:10.067 align:center "Dhillon didn't wear the black coat for nothing." 01:11:10.187 --> 01:11:12.437 align:center Later only his underwear came floating back, shivering. 01:11:12.562 --> 01:11:15.602 align:center God bless that underwear. It told me, "Your daddy's drowning." 01:11:15.604 --> 01:11:19.144 align:center Only I know how I dragged my naked father out of that water. 01:11:19.437 --> 01:11:21.187 align:center Goldy, don't talk about Daddy like that. 01:11:21.187 --> 01:11:22.517 align:center His soul will feel hurt. 01:11:22.521 --> 01:11:24.681 align:center His soul died before he did. 01:11:24.687 --> 01:11:28.477 align:center If some poor client accidentally came to Daddy with a small case, 01:11:28.479 --> 01:11:29.769 align:center Daddy would get him life imprisonment... 01:11:29.771 --> 01:11:33.351 align:center Once Satti's father stole two loaves of bread and ran away from a shop. 01:11:33.354 --> 01:11:35.724 align:center If the cops had caught him, they'd have slapped him twice and let him go. 01:11:35.729 --> 01:11:39.149 align:center But trying to avoid the police, he accidentally handed his case to Daddy. 01:11:39.146 --> 01:11:41.476 align:center The man's been rotting in jail for 18 years now. 01:11:41.479 --> 01:11:44.689 align:center Ever wondered why Satti never dusts Daddy's photo? 01:11:44.687 --> 01:11:48.067 align:center Because Daddy wiped out their whole life. 01:11:49.354 --> 01:11:50.934 align:center Have some shame, Goldie. 01:11:50.937 --> 01:11:52.767 align:center People usually make a name for their fathers, 01:11:52.771 --> 01:11:54.721 align:center but you're making a joke out of yours. 01:11:54.729 --> 01:11:57.399 align:center Daddy wore that black coat with pride. 01:11:57.396 --> 01:11:59.686 align:center Like he was wearing a king's crown. 01:11:59.687 --> 01:12:01.607 align:center Have you ever heard Tipu Sultan saying, 01:12:01.604 --> 01:12:03.224 align:center "I didn't wear this crown for nothing"? 01:12:03.229 --> 01:12:04.939 align:center Daddy was the only man who bragged like that. 01:12:05.437 --> 01:12:06.857 align:center Goldie! 01:12:13.687 --> 01:12:17.067 align:center God... You took my Daddy away from me. 01:12:17.687 --> 01:12:19.437 align:center And I never complained to You about it. 01:12:20.146 --> 01:12:22.186 align:center Every day kids at school tease me asking, 01:12:22.687 --> 01:12:24.647 align:center "Why doesn't your daddy ever come with you?" 01:12:25.562 --> 01:12:27.522 align:center But I never complained. 01:12:28.312 --> 01:12:30.562 align:center Because I believed my mummy was strong... 01:12:31.021 --> 01:12:32.021 align:center and so was I. 01:12:33.354 --> 01:12:34.854 align:center But today I found out I was wrong. 01:12:35.937 --> 01:12:37.527 align:center Our home has fallen apart, God. 01:12:40.562 --> 01:12:44.852 align:center If Grandpa were here, he never would've let this happen. 01:12:45.646 --> 01:12:47.516 align:center I wish he was still with us, God. 01:12:47.521 --> 01:12:49.141 align:center I wish he was still with us. 01:13:00.646 --> 01:13:03.896 align:center How will we become millionaires if Daddy was so useless? 01:13:03.896 --> 01:13:06.066 align:center That's because we used to be billionaires. 01:13:08.354 --> 01:13:09.854 align:center This man has ruined our lives. 01:13:09.854 --> 01:13:11.354 align:center He has never won a single case in life. 01:13:11.354 --> 01:13:15.274 align:center He finally won one at the very end, and lost his life over that too. 01:13:15.729 --> 01:13:16.689 align:center Why did you slap me? 01:13:16.687 --> 01:13:18.937 align:center I'm not crazy, why would I slap you? 01:13:19.687 --> 01:13:20.477 align:center Why did you slap me? 01:13:20.479 --> 01:13:21.729 align:center I didn't. 01:13:22.729 --> 01:13:23.439 align:center Goldie... 01:13:23.437 --> 01:13:24.187 align:center What are you doing? 01:13:24.521 --> 01:13:25.561 align:center Who is slapping me? 01:13:26.271 --> 01:13:26.891 align:center What happened? 01:13:26.896 --> 01:13:28.106 align:center Someone is slapping me. 01:13:28.104 --> 01:13:29.104 align:center Goldie! 01:13:29.896 --> 01:13:31.066 align:center What are you doing? 01:13:31.562 --> 01:13:32.392 align:center Someone is slapping me. 01:13:32.396 --> 01:13:33.356 align:center What's going on, Goldie? 01:13:33.812 --> 01:13:35.272 align:center Someone slapped me too. 01:13:35.604 --> 01:13:37.264 align:center - Goldie... - Let me go. 01:13:37.271 --> 01:13:38.721 align:center Let go of my arm! 01:13:38.729 --> 01:13:39.149 align:center What happened? 01:13:40.771 --> 01:13:41.601 align:center Goldie, Goldie... 01:13:41.604 --> 01:13:43.064 align:center Let go of my arm! 01:13:43.062 --> 01:13:44.602 align:center Let's go outside. 01:13:45.146 --> 01:13:46.896 align:center Go, go, go. Let's go outside. 01:14:02.396 --> 01:14:04.276 align:center I'll be damned, Daddy? 01:14:06.479 --> 01:14:08.479 align:center Am I too late? 01:14:10.062 --> 01:14:11.602 align:center You ungrateful, useless child! 01:14:11.937 --> 01:14:13.357 align:center How can anyone feel any pride? 01:14:13.354 --> 01:14:15.974 align:center Goldie, daddy's ghost! 01:14:15.979 --> 01:14:17.609 align:center Run! 01:14:18.229 --> 01:14:29.149 align:center Carry on, carry on, carry on, carry on Jatta. 01:14:34.562 --> 01:14:36.392 align:center - Run! Drive! - Hurry up! 01:14:36.396 --> 01:14:38.816 align:center Let's go. 01:14:41.479 --> 01:14:42.729 align:center Oh no! 01:14:44.062 --> 01:14:46.352 align:center Daddy came down only to send us up! 01:14:54.729 --> 01:14:56.229 align:center What happened, Ghost Daddy? 01:14:56.479 --> 01:14:58.569 align:center I think I've hit my limit. 01:14:58.562 --> 01:15:01.432 align:center Looks like I can't go beyond the gate. 01:15:02.396 --> 01:15:03.276 align:center Thank God. 01:15:04.646 --> 01:15:06.436 align:center But Ghost Daddy... how did you come back? 01:15:06.979 --> 01:15:09.029 align:center You idiots won't even let a dead man live in peace. 01:15:09.146 --> 01:15:10.766 align:center It took me a whole lifetime to earn respect, 01:15:10.771 --> 01:15:12.221 align:center and you clowns destroyed it in minutes. 01:15:12.229 --> 01:15:14.319 align:center You were planning to print pamphlets saying, 01:15:14.312 --> 01:15:15.562 align:center "Come have affairs with our daughters-in-law." 01:15:15.687 --> 01:15:16.607 align:center He said that, Daddy. 01:15:16.604 --> 01:15:17.934 align:center He's lying, Daddy. 01:15:17.937 --> 01:15:20.267 align:center And he says, "We are born crazy." 01:15:20.271 --> 01:15:21.681 align:center Because our father himself was crazy. 01:15:22.937 --> 01:15:24.817 align:center He's a ghost, he knows everything. 01:15:24.812 --> 01:15:26.392 align:center Stop this nonsense, Goldie. 01:15:26.646 --> 01:15:28.606 align:center You were going to throw cow dung at me? 01:15:28.604 --> 01:15:30.184 align:center You keep pointing out our mistakes. 01:15:30.187 --> 01:15:31.147 align:center At least look at your own too. 01:15:31.146 --> 01:15:32.356 align:center You came back alone. 01:15:32.354 --> 01:15:33.724 align:center You could've brought your mother along too. 01:15:33.729 --> 01:15:36.399 align:center Yes, women don't even have pay ticket fare in Punjab. 01:15:36.396 --> 01:15:37.526 align:center I'll beat the hell out of you both. 01:15:37.979 --> 01:15:39.019 align:center Now shut up and get inside. 01:15:39.021 --> 01:15:39.811 align:center No way. 01:15:39.812 --> 01:15:40.852 align:center I said go inside. 01:15:40.854 --> 01:15:41.394 align:center Forget it. 01:15:41.396 --> 01:15:42.266 align:center Can't you hear me? Get inside. 01:15:42.271 --> 01:15:43.061 align:center No chance. 01:15:43.062 --> 01:15:44.472 align:center Daddy, you go inside. 01:15:44.479 --> 01:15:47.319 align:center What if some neighbor spots a ghost roaming around here? 01:15:47.312 --> 01:15:49.432 align:center Property rates around the area will crash. 01:15:49.729 --> 01:15:52.779 align:center Property prices will crash only if people can see me too. 01:15:53.437 --> 01:15:55.357 align:center I'm visible only to my own flesh and blood. 01:15:55.771 --> 01:15:58.061 align:center Daddy, whatever happens, we're not coming in. You go. 01:15:58.062 --> 01:15:58.762 align:center Yes. 01:15:58.771 --> 01:15:59.851 align:center Fine then, idiots. 01:16:00.021 --> 01:16:01.101 align:center Sooner or later, you'll come inside too. 01:16:01.312 --> 01:16:02.522 align:center Just remember one thing... 01:16:02.937 --> 01:16:07.357 align:center Getting rid of a tied camel and your father's ghost isn't easy. 01:16:07.354 --> 01:16:07.934 align:center Huh? 01:16:07.937 --> 01:16:19.647 align:center Carry on, carry on, carry on, carry on Jatta. 01:16:22.729 --> 01:16:24.359 align:center We have been walking all night. 01:16:24.354 --> 01:16:25.724 align:center At least tell me where you're taking us. 01:16:25.854 --> 01:16:27.934 align:center I follow this tantrik on Instagram. 01:16:27.937 --> 01:16:28.857 align:center We're going to meet him. 01:16:28.854 --> 01:16:30.224 align:center We're going to trap Daddy inside a bottle. 01:16:30.812 --> 01:16:31.772 align:center You've completely lost it, Goldie. 01:16:32.146 --> 01:16:33.106 align:center What else am I supposed to do? 01:16:33.104 --> 01:16:34.144 align:center Daddy beat me up for no reason. 01:16:34.146 --> 01:16:35.186 align:center He beat you up for no reason? 01:16:35.646 --> 01:16:37.726 align:center Goldie, how can you kill people and then forget about it? 01:16:37.729 --> 01:16:41.479 align:center Try to recall that day in the court, where a white car pulls in. 01:16:41.479 --> 01:16:43.399 align:center You, me, and Daddy are in it. 01:16:52.521 --> 01:16:56.261 align:center The swagger and the boots both stay solid, girl. 01:16:56.271 --> 01:17:00.311 align:center Pulled a lot of people out to their delusions too, girl. 01:17:00.312 --> 01:17:04.562 align:center All the others are just followers, I alone am the don... 01:17:07.687 --> 01:17:12.187 align:center Carry on, carry on, carry on, carry on Jatta. 01:17:13.979 --> 01:17:15.819 align:center Who has that bottle with poison in it? 01:17:15.812 --> 01:17:18.352 align:center Daddy, the poison bottle has already submitted in court evidence. 01:17:18.521 --> 01:17:19.851 align:center You should drink it carefully. 01:17:19.854 --> 01:17:21.064 align:center It's your first time drinking poison. 01:17:21.187 --> 01:17:22.277 align:center Don't worry. 01:17:22.521 --> 01:17:24.601 align:center Advocate Dhillon didn't wear this black coat for nothing. 01:17:24.604 --> 01:17:25.724 align:center You aren't the only one wear it alone. 01:17:25.729 --> 01:17:27.019 align:center Every lawyer wears one. 01:17:27.021 --> 01:17:29.061 align:center For God's sake, don't start showing off inside court today. 01:17:29.062 --> 01:17:30.062 align:center Focus on the case. 01:17:30.062 --> 01:17:31.352 align:center I'll beat him up. 01:17:31.354 --> 01:17:32.394 align:center Daddy, no fighting, please. 01:17:32.521 --> 01:17:35.391 align:center Do you know how many complaints I get about you and your son? 01:17:35.396 --> 01:17:37.146 align:center You don't fight a single case all month. 01:17:37.146 --> 01:17:38.726 align:center You just fight with each other and come back home. 01:17:38.729 --> 01:17:40.399 align:center If we don't fight cases, 01:17:40.396 --> 01:17:41.976 align:center do we run the household by doing mujra dance? 01:17:41.979 --> 01:17:43.109 align:center No, no, Daddy, no fighting. 01:17:43.312 --> 01:17:45.182 align:center The judge must be watching everything on CCTV. 01:17:45.187 --> 01:17:46.517 align:center As soon as we'll walk inside, he'll taunt us saying, 01:17:46.521 --> 01:17:47.601 align:center "Look, the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law duo has arrived." 01:17:47.604 --> 01:17:49.894 align:center And you always make things worse by telling the truth. 01:17:49.896 --> 01:17:52.606 align:center Can't you tell the judge, "We were only fighting for the parking spot?" 01:17:52.604 --> 01:17:54.144 align:center Like the judge is sitting there judging bhangra competitions. 01:17:54.437 --> 01:17:56.687 align:center He'll say, "You all came in one car, then how can you fight for a parking spot?" 01:17:56.937 --> 01:17:59.607 align:center Not everyone becomes an officer by bribing the teacher with sweet buttermilk. 01:17:59.812 --> 01:18:02.222 align:center Look, Parvati Kaur, what kind of children have you given birth to. 01:18:02.229 --> 01:18:03.859 align:center I spent my whole life explaining to your mother: 01:18:03.854 --> 01:18:05.934 align:center Whatever child God gives, just accept it. 01:18:05.937 --> 01:18:07.357 align:center Don't run after fake babas. 01:18:07.354 --> 01:18:08.314 align:center She said, "No, 01:18:08.312 --> 01:18:11.642 align:center Babaji said our child will be hardworking if we sacrifice a donkey." 01:18:11.646 --> 01:18:13.516 align:center One donkey got sacrificed and another one got born. 01:18:13.521 --> 01:18:14.971 align:center Whatever you send up there is what comes back. 01:18:14.979 --> 01:18:16.859 align:center You were hoping for an ostrich after sending a donkey? 01:18:16.854 --> 01:18:19.224 align:center Whatever you sow, that's what you reap, you idiot. 01:18:19.396 --> 01:18:20.766 align:center Up there, everybody gets judged equally. 01:18:20.771 --> 01:18:23.101 align:center Nobody asks your caste there, Mr. Dhillon, remember that! 01:18:23.104 --> 01:18:24.684 align:center Have some shame and stop fighting. 01:18:24.687 --> 01:18:28.477 align:center Because of you two, 16 judges got transferred in eight years. 01:18:28.646 --> 01:18:30.856 align:center And six of them started losing their hearing at a young age. 01:18:30.854 --> 01:18:32.314 align:center Look at these lawyers... 01:18:32.312 --> 01:18:33.022 align:center Just look at them. 01:18:33.146 --> 01:18:35.436 align:center They walk around stuffing cotton in their ears. 01:18:35.437 --> 01:18:37.017 align:center Explain that to him. 01:18:37.021 --> 01:18:38.351 align:center You ungrateful, useless child! 01:18:38.354 --> 01:18:39.184 align:center How can anyone feel any pride? 01:18:39.187 --> 01:18:41.317 align:center Daddy, cool, cool, cool. 01:18:41.479 --> 01:18:42.279 align:center Calm down. 01:18:42.437 --> 01:18:43.567 align:center We have to win this case today. 01:18:43.812 --> 01:18:44.392 align:center Alright. 01:18:44.646 --> 01:18:47.776 align:center I'll drink poison right in front of the judge and prove it's not poison. 01:18:47.937 --> 01:18:50.317 align:center Because poison takes 30 minutes to work. 01:18:50.521 --> 01:18:52.061 align:center Goldie, keep the car running. 01:18:52.062 --> 01:18:53.852 align:center Don't worry. I won't let you die. 01:18:53.854 --> 01:18:55.274 align:center Well done, Goldie. 01:18:56.854 --> 01:18:57.854 align:center Go, put some music on. 01:18:57.854 --> 01:18:58.684 align:center Let's hear some songs. 01:18:58.687 --> 01:19:00.687 align:center Forget the music, you are not here attending a wedding. 01:19:00.896 --> 01:19:01.606 align:center Have some shame. 01:19:01.604 --> 01:19:04.314 align:center Your father's going to drink poison in the court just to win a case 01:19:04.312 --> 01:19:05.762 align:center and you're out here trying to start an orchestra. 01:19:05.771 --> 01:19:08.061 align:center Stop the nonsense and go inside quietly. 01:19:08.062 --> 01:19:10.352 align:center As soon as Daddy drinks the poison and wins the case, 01:19:10.646 --> 01:19:13.316 align:center pick him up immediately and rush him to the car. 01:19:13.312 --> 01:19:14.102 align:center That's it. 01:19:16.771 --> 01:19:19.771 align:center Will you be able to get Daddy to the hospital in 30 mins? 01:19:20.271 --> 01:19:22.181 align:center You've seen the movie Fast and Furious, right? 01:19:22.187 --> 01:19:22.897 align:center - Yes? - Yes. 01:19:22.896 --> 01:19:25.356 align:center Today Mohali's roads are going see the same thing. 01:19:25.354 --> 01:19:27.854 align:center You'll start throwing up once I start driving on two wheels. 01:19:29.854 --> 01:19:31.144 align:center Now just shut up and get inside. 01:19:31.479 --> 01:19:32.279 align:center Bring him back quickly. 01:19:33.062 --> 01:19:34.312 align:center Always talking nonsense. 01:19:36.354 --> 01:19:38.854 align:center State vs Renu Gupta. 01:19:42.104 --> 01:19:45.264 align:center Your Honour, my client Renu Gupta has been accused 01:19:45.271 --> 01:19:49.101 align:center of giving poison to her husband instead of medicine, 01:19:49.312 --> 01:19:50.472 align:center which caused his death. 01:19:51.062 --> 01:19:54.262 align:center The police presented this so-called bottle of poison 01:19:54.271 --> 01:19:55.851 align:center as evidence before this honourable court. 01:19:57.062 --> 01:20:00.562 align:center But... this isn't poison, Your Honour. 01:20:00.896 --> 01:20:03.726 align:center It's ordinary infection medicine. 01:20:03.937 --> 01:20:08.567 align:center And I will prove that in this honorable court right away. 01:20:10.687 --> 01:20:11.687 align:center Mr. Dhillon... 01:20:14.729 --> 01:20:15.979 align:center That's all, Your Honour. 01:20:20.687 --> 01:20:22.187 align:center He is going to drink poison inside, 01:20:23.104 --> 01:20:24.434 align:center and I'm standing out here starving. 01:20:26.354 --> 01:20:28.644 align:center Based on all evidence, 01:20:29.104 --> 01:20:33.184 align:center it has been proven that the bottle did not contain poison, 01:20:33.187 --> 01:20:34.857 align:center but medicine. 01:20:34.854 --> 01:20:35.814 align:center Can we leave now? 01:20:35.812 --> 01:20:37.022 align:center Wait. 01:20:37.896 --> 01:20:41.186 align:center Let me finish writing my judgment. 01:20:42.812 --> 01:20:44.142 align:center Where was I? 01:20:44.312 --> 01:20:45.472 align:center Yes, yes... 01:20:46.104 --> 01:20:48.894 align:center Based on all evidence, 01:20:49.187 --> 01:20:53.357 align:center it has been proven that the bottle did not contain poison, 01:20:53.562 --> 01:20:54.432 align:center but water. 01:20:54.896 --> 01:20:57.276 align:center Your Honour, you already said that line earlier. 01:20:59.479 --> 01:21:01.569 align:center Do not disturb. 01:21:01.937 --> 01:21:05.067 align:center Which idiot brought him along? 01:21:08.812 --> 01:21:10.642 align:center He's my younger son, Your Honour. 01:21:10.646 --> 01:21:11.686 align:center Oh, I see. 01:21:11.687 --> 01:21:15.187 align:center Mr. Dhillon, you never introduced us. 01:21:15.187 --> 01:21:16.857 align:center I'll bring him over to your place in the evening. 01:21:16.854 --> 01:21:18.224 align:center Just give the judgment now. 01:21:18.229 --> 01:21:20.479 align:center Yes, yes... that's what I'm writing. 01:21:20.646 --> 01:21:21.896 align:center Don't disturb me. 01:21:23.146 --> 01:21:24.356 align:center Where was I? 01:21:24.979 --> 01:21:26.399 align:center Yes, yes... the bottle. 01:21:26.562 --> 01:21:31.602 align:center Based on all evidence, it has been proven 01:21:32.104 --> 01:21:36.184 align:center that the bottle did not contain poison, but medicine. 01:21:36.729 --> 01:21:43.149 align:center And therefore, I declare that she is completely innocent. 01:21:43.604 --> 01:21:45.934 align:center The court is now adjourned. 01:21:45.937 --> 01:21:47.357 align:center Hurry up, Jass. 01:21:47.354 --> 01:21:49.604 align:center Daddy, don't panic. We still have fifteen minutes. 01:21:49.604 --> 01:21:51.894 align:center Goldie's going to drive like Fast and Furious today. 01:21:52.812 --> 01:21:55.102 align:center Goldie... 01:21:55.104 --> 01:21:56.014 align:center - Goldie... - What happened? 01:21:56.021 --> 01:21:58.391 align:center Daddy, the hero of Fast and Furious has disappeared. 01:22:05.646 --> 01:22:07.186 align:center Whenever you eat samosas from this place, 01:22:07.187 --> 01:22:08.777 align:center all your tension disappears. 01:22:08.896 --> 01:22:10.816 align:center Goldie, your phone's ringing. 01:22:10.812 --> 01:22:11.182 align:center Huh? 01:22:11.187 --> 01:22:12.277 align:center Your phone's ringing. Let me check. 01:22:12.521 --> 01:22:14.521 align:center No, don't touch it with your oily hands. 01:22:15.271 --> 01:22:16.141 align:center It's Jass's call. 01:22:17.771 --> 01:22:18.271 align:center Yes, Jass? 01:22:18.646 --> 01:22:19.226 align:center Has Daddy turn has come? 01:22:19.229 --> 01:22:21.689 align:center Turn? It looks like it's his final turn. 01:22:21.687 --> 01:22:23.107 align:center Where are you? 01:22:23.354 --> 01:22:23.974 align:center Huh? 01:22:26.062 --> 01:22:26.722 align:center Daddy... 01:22:26.729 --> 01:22:28.979 align:center - Daddy... - Daddy... 01:22:28.979 --> 01:22:31.189 align:center Daddy wanted to say something to you before dying. 01:22:31.396 --> 01:22:33.066 align:center Tell me, Daddy. Please tell me. 01:22:33.062 --> 01:22:35.062 align:center You ungrateful, useless child! 01:22:35.062 --> 01:22:36.272 align:center How can anyone feel any pride? 01:22:37.604 --> 01:22:39.184 align:center Daddy, it's he who deserves it. 01:22:40.437 --> 01:22:41.227 align:center Now do you remember? 01:22:41.229 --> 01:22:43.399 align:center If you hadn't gone there to enjoy samosas that day, 01:22:43.396 --> 01:22:45.766 align:center Daddy wouldn't have had to sacrifice himself today. 01:22:45.771 --> 01:22:47.851 align:center Daddy died because of your stupidity, Goldie. 01:22:48.062 --> 01:22:50.472 align:center Then by that logic, Daddy must remember everything now. 01:22:50.729 --> 01:22:52.569 align:center - A Jatt never forgets his enemies. - No. 01:22:52.771 --> 01:22:53.601 align:center Think about it. 01:22:53.604 --> 01:22:55.474 align:center He's the ghost of a Jatt. 01:22:55.479 --> 01:22:58.399 align:center Now just imagine what a crazy Jatt ghost can do, Goldie! 01:22:58.396 --> 01:22:59.526 align:center Don't scare me. 01:22:59.854 --> 01:23:00.684 align:center You go inside, I'll come later. 01:23:00.896 --> 01:23:02.016 align:center How long are you going to stay outside? 01:23:02.021 --> 01:23:03.641 align:center You'll have to come home eventually. 01:23:03.646 --> 01:23:04.646 align:center I'll come. I'll come later. 01:23:04.646 --> 01:23:05.816 align:center First go calm Daddy down. 01:23:05.812 --> 01:23:08.262 align:center After Daddy died, we kept his body in the fridge 01:23:08.271 --> 01:23:09.931 align:center for two days before cremating him. 01:23:09.937 --> 01:23:10.897 align:center In order to cool him down. 01:23:10.896 --> 01:23:13.646 align:center And now your actions have heated him up again. 01:23:13.812 --> 01:23:14.762 align:center What are you doing now? 01:23:14.771 --> 01:23:17.061 align:center Unfollowing that tantrik on Instagram. 01:23:17.062 --> 01:23:20.062 align:center Who knows, maybe Daddy's ghost follows me on Instagram too. 01:23:20.187 --> 01:23:22.687 align:center You ungrateful, useless ghost's child! 01:23:22.687 --> 01:23:23.647 align:center How can anyone feel any pride? 01:23:23.646 --> 01:23:24.896 align:center Go mind your own business! 01:23:25.812 --> 01:23:27.272 align:center What was that tantric's ID? 01:23:27.896 --> 01:23:29.476 align:center Yes, DumMaroDum. 01:23:31.896 --> 01:23:32.856 align:center There you go. 01:23:38.229 --> 01:23:38.979 align:center Daddy...? 01:23:39.979 --> 01:23:40.689 align:center Daddy...? 01:23:42.896 --> 01:23:43.896 align:center Daddy...? 01:23:45.646 --> 01:23:46.226 align:center Daddy...? 01:23:46.521 --> 01:23:47.851 align:center Can you please step out of the frame for a bit? 01:23:48.146 --> 01:23:49.686 align:center I need to talk about something important. 01:23:50.312 --> 01:23:51.682 align:center Daddy, please. 01:23:51.979 --> 01:23:53.529 align:center Otherwise I'll call a tantric 01:23:53.937 --> 01:23:56.227 align:center and trap you inside a bottle before talking to you. 01:23:56.604 --> 01:23:57.894 align:center Daddy, I'm... 01:23:58.562 --> 01:24:00.602 align:center You idiot, you never even gave your father a bottle while he was alive, 01:24:00.896 --> 01:24:02.526 align:center and now after death you want to trap him inside one? 01:24:02.687 --> 01:24:04.317 align:center Daddy, please sit down. 01:24:04.562 --> 01:24:06.062 align:center I need to talk about something important. 01:24:06.437 --> 01:24:07.317 align:center Daddy... 01:24:07.562 --> 01:24:09.602 align:center Hey, over here. 01:24:10.062 --> 01:24:12.222 align:center Standing in one place makes my leg numb. 01:24:12.229 --> 01:24:13.149 align:center Start yapping now. 01:24:13.146 --> 01:24:14.686 align:center Daddy, at least fix your language. 01:24:14.687 --> 01:24:16.267 align:center Even after dying you still talk the same way. 01:24:16.271 --> 01:24:18.101 align:center Didn't the people up there teach you anything? 01:24:18.271 --> 01:24:19.971 align:center People say souls become pure after death. 01:24:19.979 --> 01:24:21.359 align:center I'm a wandering soul. 01:24:21.354 --> 01:24:22.604 align:center I still slap people around too. 01:24:22.729 --> 01:24:25.069 align:center And I am really pissed me off. 01:24:25.062 --> 01:24:27.352 align:center You told your in-laws completely wrong relationships. 01:24:27.354 --> 01:24:28.684 align:center I had no choice, Daddy. 01:24:28.687 --> 01:24:30.607 align:center At least try to understand my situation. 01:24:30.979 --> 01:24:31.609 align:center Where did you go now? 01:24:31.812 --> 01:24:33.182 align:center Over here. 01:24:34.312 --> 01:24:35.472 align:center Your leg went numb again? 01:24:35.687 --> 01:24:37.107 align:center No idea, I just drifted over here on my own. 01:24:37.354 --> 01:24:40.314 align:center I just got these new ghost powers. I'm still learning how to use them. 01:24:40.812 --> 01:24:42.522 align:center Anyway, come to the point. 01:24:42.687 --> 01:24:44.727 align:center I only did all this because I was helpless. 01:24:44.979 --> 01:24:47.479 align:center So now because of "helplessness," you'll turn anyone into my daughter-in-law? 01:24:47.479 --> 01:24:48.569 align:center And you made them characterless too?. 01:24:48.687 --> 01:24:50.687 align:center You've ruined my reputation even among ghosts. 01:24:50.687 --> 01:24:54.187 align:center Please don't tell Goldie I lied to Reet's father about the family. 01:24:54.729 --> 01:24:56.149 align:center Oh, so he still doesn't know? 01:24:56.146 --> 01:24:57.816 align:center One son of mine was already foolish enough, 01:24:57.812 --> 01:24:59.182 align:center and you turned the other one into an idiot too. 01:24:59.479 --> 01:25:00.149 align:center I'll tell him everything. 01:25:00.146 --> 01:25:02.186 align:center Daddy, he can't even handle such situations. 01:25:02.187 --> 01:25:03.437 align:center That's why his own wife left him. 01:25:03.604 --> 01:25:07.684 align:center If Reet's family finds out no woman actually survives in this household, 01:25:07.896 --> 01:25:09.976 align:center they'll never agree to the marriage. 01:25:10.271 --> 01:25:12.771 align:center Daddy, I really love Reet. 01:25:13.521 --> 01:25:16.221 align:center If I can't marry her, I'll die. 01:25:16.354 --> 01:25:17.354 align:center Fine then, die right now. 01:25:17.771 --> 01:25:19.101 align:center I'll take you along with me immediately. 01:25:19.312 --> 01:25:20.062 align:center Daddy, please. 01:25:20.062 --> 01:25:22.762 align:center I'll plant trees all over the city in your name. 01:25:22.771 --> 01:25:23.811 align:center Wonderful. 01:25:23.979 --> 01:25:26.859 align:center So dogs can come pee on them in your father's memory? 01:25:27.146 --> 01:25:28.936 align:center I'm allergic to plants. 01:25:28.937 --> 01:25:31.317 align:center I never even watched that Shaheedan Wali Buta Singh movie. 01:25:31.312 --> 01:25:32.012 align:center Because the main leads name was Buta Singh (Plant). 01:25:32.021 --> 01:25:33.181 align:center Daddy, be serious. 01:25:33.187 --> 01:25:34.187 align:center Stop talking nonsense. 01:25:34.354 --> 01:25:35.814 align:center Listen carefully. 01:25:36.271 --> 01:25:39.641 align:center First you'll fix this family's ruined reputation in front of your in-laws. 01:25:39.854 --> 01:25:42.014 align:center Otherwise, I won't even let you step across this house gate. 01:25:42.021 --> 01:25:45.271 align:center 'He cannot cross the gate and he says he won't let me cross it.' 01:25:46.646 --> 01:25:48.016 align:center Daddy, I thought you'd left already. 01:25:48.021 --> 01:25:49.471 align:center I can also hear what you are thinking. 01:25:50.521 --> 01:25:51.721 align:center Just remember one thing... 01:25:51.854 --> 01:25:56.774 align:center Getting rid of a tied camel and your father's ghost isn't easy. 01:25:57.146 --> 01:25:59.526 align:center I'm trying to fix our family's reputation. 01:26:00.521 --> 01:26:03.271 align:center Uncle, what exactly is wrong with our family? 01:26:03.604 --> 01:26:04.644 align:center Everything seems fine. 01:26:04.937 --> 01:26:08.937 align:center How is if our fault if the daughters-in-law are characterless? 01:26:08.937 --> 01:26:10.647 align:center Aren't daughters-in-law a part of the family too? 01:26:10.646 --> 01:26:14.356 align:center Uncle, recently a rapist got sentenced to death in the country, right? 01:26:14.812 --> 01:26:16.722 align:center Why didn't they hang you too along with him? 01:26:16.729 --> 01:26:17.899 align:center Why would they hang me? 01:26:17.896 --> 01:26:19.606 align:center Because you also belong to the same country, don't you? 01:26:20.146 --> 01:26:20.896 align:center Point. 01:26:21.062 --> 01:26:21.932 align:center Point. 01:26:22.146 --> 01:26:24.766 align:center Son, your logic is very strange. 01:26:24.771 --> 01:26:26.641 align:center Daddy, did you notice something? 01:26:26.646 --> 01:26:27.476 align:center What, dear? 01:26:27.771 --> 01:26:32.261 align:center If the men of that house treat the "wrong women" this well, 01:26:32.271 --> 01:26:35.721 align:center then how could they possibly treat the right women of the house badly? 01:26:35.729 --> 01:26:37.899 align:center I never thought about that. 01:26:37.896 --> 01:26:38.976 align:center You should think about it. 01:26:39.437 --> 01:26:43.817 align:center Look, the mean issue was that no women can survive in that house. 01:26:44.104 --> 01:26:44.974 align:center But they are surviving. 01:26:44.979 --> 01:26:48.859 align:center So, don't overthink this, have faith in this boy and take the next step. 01:26:49.479 --> 01:26:50.479 align:center Okay, dear. 01:26:51.271 --> 01:26:54.681 align:center When a father sends off his daughter he says, 01:26:54.687 --> 01:26:56.437 align:center "Always follow your in-laws' family tradition." 01:26:56.687 --> 01:26:59.397 align:center But this father will tell you, 01:26:59.604 --> 01:27:02.854 align:center "Reet, don't follow any tradition of that family." 01:27:03.312 --> 01:27:05.852 align:center "One is enough. Don't seek more and push your luck." 01:27:14.229 --> 01:27:16.939 align:center In your pocket... 01:27:21.854 --> 01:27:25.104 align:center In your pocket... 01:27:27.437 --> 01:27:31.267 align:center I found earrings in your pocket, 01:27:31.271 --> 01:27:34.811 align:center Tell me who are you spending your nights with? 01:27:34.812 --> 01:27:38.812 align:center My love for you is true, not a myth, 01:27:38.812 --> 01:27:47.392 align:center Tell me who are you spending your nights with? 01:27:48.312 --> 01:27:53.932 align:center Who are you spending your nights with? 01:27:54.604 --> 01:27:59.644 align:center Who are you spending your nights with? 01:28:01.896 --> 01:28:05.726 align:center Whose rooftop do you disappear to at night? 01:28:05.729 --> 01:28:07.479 align:center I'm not getting close to nobody, 01:28:07.479 --> 01:28:09.609 align:center You're just drowning in your doubts tonight. 01:28:09.604 --> 01:28:13.014 align:center The way you stare at me feels strange, 01:28:13.021 --> 01:28:17.101 align:center Come on let's go for a drive before the sky changes. 01:28:17.104 --> 01:28:20.764 align:center Hiding behind those dark black shades slick, 01:28:20.771 --> 01:28:24.221 align:center Tell me who are you spending your nights with? 01:28:24.229 --> 01:28:28.319 align:center My love for you is true, not a myth, 01:28:28.312 --> 01:28:31.972 align:center Tell me who are you spending your nights with? 01:28:31.979 --> 01:28:36.859 align:center I found earrings in your pocket, 01:28:44.479 --> 01:28:46.359 align:center In your pocket... 01:28:49.937 --> 01:28:51.477 align:center In your pocket... 01:28:51.479 --> 01:28:55.319 align:center Let it go now, don't stay angry, 01:28:55.312 --> 01:28:58.972 align:center We love too deep, so don't fight with me. 01:28:59.104 --> 01:29:02.514 align:center I'm yours alone and I'll stay true, 01:29:02.521 --> 01:29:06.261 align:center Don't let suspicion poison you. 01:29:06.271 --> 01:29:10.351 align:center You live for applause and flashing lights these days, 01:29:10.354 --> 01:29:13.894 align:center So who are you romancing nowadays? 01:29:13.896 --> 01:29:17.856 align:center I found earrings in your pocket, 01:29:17.854 --> 01:29:21.474 align:center Tell me who are you spending your nights with? 01:29:21.479 --> 01:29:25.609 align:center I found earrings in your pocket, 01:29:27.312 --> 01:29:28.602 align:center Earrings... 01:29:29.312 --> 01:29:30.642 align:center Earrings... 01:29:35.021 --> 01:29:36.431 align:center Earrings... 01:29:36.896 --> 01:29:38.356 align:center Earrings... 01:29:42.437 --> 01:29:43.727 align:center If you needed to talk to me, you could've come home, 01:29:43.729 --> 01:29:44.689 align:center Why'd you call me here? 01:29:44.687 --> 01:29:46.027 align:center Does Shinda even let me talk at home? 01:29:46.521 --> 01:29:48.851 align:center Daljeet, I genuinely want to make things right between us. 01:29:48.854 --> 01:29:50.184 align:center Please... just give me one chance. 01:29:50.479 --> 01:29:53.189 align:center Goldie, the kind of things you do are honestly quite embarrassing. 01:29:54.187 --> 01:29:57.397 align:center I don't want Shinda growing up watching you and turning out the same way. 01:29:57.396 --> 01:29:58.766 align:center You think you'll be able to save him by keeping him away from me? 01:29:58.771 --> 01:30:00.061 align:center He's still my blood after all. 01:30:00.521 --> 01:30:01.221 align:center Yes. 01:30:01.937 --> 01:30:03.687 align:center What are you thinking? You're not doubting me too now, are you? 01:30:03.687 --> 01:30:04.437 align:center Goldie! 01:30:04.437 --> 01:30:06.267 align:center Daljeet, don't leave me because of my stupidity. 01:30:06.271 --> 01:30:08.011 align:center It's not like I've got some affair going on outside or anything. 01:30:08.021 --> 01:30:08.971 align:center I'm not that kind of man. 01:30:09.104 --> 01:30:11.024 align:center Look, I can tolerate all your stupidity. 01:30:11.312 --> 01:30:12.102 align:center Just promise me one thing... 01:30:12.104 --> 01:30:13.224 align:center you'll never become Sonu again. 01:30:13.229 --> 01:30:14.649 align:center Promise. Never again. Happy now? 01:30:15.854 --> 01:30:17.104 align:center Now tell me, when are you coming back home? 01:30:17.354 --> 01:30:18.434 align:center Give me a little time. 01:30:18.646 --> 01:30:20.936 align:center Alright then, I'll wait in the car for ten minutes. 01:30:21.312 --> 01:30:22.602 align:center I meant a few days. 01:30:23.021 --> 01:30:23.601 align:center Done. 01:30:24.479 --> 01:30:26.399 align:center Let's start preparing for the wedding. 01:30:26.396 --> 01:30:28.146 align:center We have get them married. 01:30:28.146 --> 01:30:29.476 align:center Forget about everything else. 01:30:29.479 --> 01:30:31.189 align:center Honestly, I was thinking the same thing. 01:30:31.187 --> 01:30:32.727 align:center What's the point dragging this anymore? 01:30:33.271 --> 01:30:35.511 align:center - All the preparations... - Give us some more. 01:30:35.521 --> 01:30:37.181 align:center Isn't this Dhillon's elder daughter-in-law? 01:30:37.187 --> 01:30:38.527 align:center You too have one. 01:30:39.896 --> 01:30:41.686 align:center There she goes again with him. 01:30:42.729 --> 01:30:45.109 align:center This guy's the one she's having an affair with. 01:30:45.229 --> 01:30:46.729 align:center Hold on. 01:30:46.729 --> 01:30:49.769 align:center Oh no, I forgot the bangle envelope at the shop itself. 01:30:49.771 --> 01:30:51.061 align:center Go run and get it. 01:30:51.312 --> 01:30:52.562 align:center Yes. I'll be right back. 01:30:58.021 --> 01:30:58.971 align:center Damn it! 01:30:59.479 --> 01:31:01.979 align:center They're struggling to even cook meals at home. 01:31:01.979 --> 01:31:03.519 align:center Meanwhile you're standing here stuffing your face with golgappas? 01:31:03.521 --> 01:31:05.471 align:center Who is struggling to cook, brother? 01:31:05.479 --> 01:31:06.819 align:center Why'd you hit me? 01:31:06.812 --> 01:31:08.262 align:center Why are you hitting him? 01:31:08.271 --> 01:31:11.271 align:center He's having affairs with someone else's wife. 01:31:11.521 --> 01:31:12.561 align:center You want me to spare him? 01:31:12.729 --> 01:31:16.029 align:center If I ever see you anywhere near her again, 01:31:16.562 --> 01:31:19.352 align:center consider your name erased from the voter list. 01:31:19.354 --> 01:31:20.684 align:center Near who? 01:31:20.687 --> 01:31:22.147 align:center Your mother's... 01:31:22.146 --> 01:31:24.816 align:center My mother's been dead for years. 01:31:25.562 --> 01:31:26.812 align:center Did you really need to slap me? 01:31:26.812 --> 01:31:28.472 align:center Couldn't you explain it nicely? 01:31:30.396 --> 01:31:31.476 align:center What happened? 01:31:31.937 --> 01:31:33.647 align:center That guy beat up your husband. 01:31:33.812 --> 01:31:35.812 align:center He says I'm having an affair with someone else's wife. 01:31:36.062 --> 01:31:38.682 align:center Guys like this only understand kicks and punches. 01:31:38.687 --> 01:31:40.897 align:center That was my younger boss's father-in-law. 01:31:41.146 --> 01:31:42.356 align:center You had an affair with them? 01:31:42.354 --> 01:31:44.434 align:center No, I swear there's no affair. 01:31:44.437 --> 01:31:45.647 align:center Don't lie to me, I'm warning you. 01:31:45.646 --> 01:31:47.646 align:center You don't look good behaving like a goon. 01:31:49.521 --> 01:31:50.471 align:center Fine then. 01:31:50.937 --> 01:31:53.147 align:center Looks like we'll need an actual goon for this job. 01:31:53.146 --> 01:31:54.106 align:center Leave it to me. 01:31:54.854 --> 01:31:57.104 align:center I'm on the way. 01:31:59.021 --> 01:32:00.561 align:center Oh no, I hit someone's car. 01:32:02.687 --> 01:32:04.567 align:center People have no shame. 01:32:05.187 --> 01:32:06.727 align:center Who parks like that? 01:32:09.187 --> 01:32:12.477 align:center Which idiot parked this car on the side like this? 01:32:12.687 --> 01:32:14.517 align:center If it was parked in the middle at least people would notice it. 01:32:14.521 --> 01:32:16.681 align:center He's parked it on the side. 01:32:16.687 --> 01:32:18.227 align:center I'm fixing this person right now. 01:32:18.229 --> 01:32:19.729 align:center I'll kill you, you idiot! 01:32:19.937 --> 01:32:22.477 align:center He's huge. 01:32:31.437 --> 01:32:32.397 align:center I'll shoot! 01:32:32.646 --> 01:32:33.776 align:center Go ahead, shoot. 01:32:33.979 --> 01:32:35.019 align:center Brother... 01:32:35.021 --> 01:32:37.931 align:center If you want to fight, fight with equal weapons. 01:32:37.937 --> 01:32:39.937 align:center You've got something that big, mine's only this small. 01:32:40.604 --> 01:32:41.514 align:center This is not fair. 01:32:41.521 --> 01:32:42.721 align:center There, I dropped mine too. 01:32:43.146 --> 01:32:43.856 align:center Now shoot. 01:32:44.729 --> 01:32:45.779 align:center Go on, shoot. 01:32:46.104 --> 01:32:47.564 align:center You'll start bleeding, brother. 01:32:47.562 --> 01:32:49.352 align:center I'll bandage it up. Shoot. 01:32:49.354 --> 01:32:52.264 align:center According to your size, a lot more than blood's going to come out. 01:32:52.271 --> 01:32:54.681 align:center Shoot already or I'll twist your ears off. 01:32:54.687 --> 01:32:55.977 align:center Why turn this into a physical fight? 01:32:55.979 --> 01:32:57.729 align:center Curse all you want instead. 01:32:57.729 --> 01:32:59.819 align:center Be a brother and let me go. 01:33:00.062 --> 01:33:01.562 align:center One second, I'll show you now. 01:33:05.062 --> 01:33:06.392 align:center Brother is calling. 01:33:06.687 --> 01:33:07.567 align:center Answer it. 01:33:08.229 --> 01:33:08.899 align:center Hello? 01:33:08.896 --> 01:33:10.726 align:center Hello Rinku! 01:33:10.937 --> 01:33:11.857 align:center Yes, brother? 01:33:12.312 --> 01:33:14.222 align:center A few men are troubling me, get here fast! 01:33:14.229 --> 01:33:15.609 align:center Men? It's just one guy. 01:33:15.604 --> 01:33:18.314 align:center You've got the muscle of ten men in one man, brother. 01:33:18.521 --> 01:33:20.511 align:center Hello? Hurry up, I got into a fight! 01:33:20.521 --> 01:33:21.471 align:center Can't come, brother. 01:33:21.479 --> 01:33:22.819 align:center You sister-in-law's cooking. 01:33:22.812 --> 01:33:25.722 align:center Once the gas cylinder is free, we'll hook it to the car and come. 01:33:25.729 --> 01:33:28.899 align:center Just keep two cylinders at home! How many times do I have to tell you? 01:33:28.896 --> 01:33:31.146 align:center While your wife's making rotis there, 01:33:31.146 --> 01:33:32.726 align:center people will be turning me black and blue here. 01:33:32.979 --> 01:33:34.019 align:center - So you're not coming? - Sorry, brother. 01:33:34.021 --> 01:33:36.101 align:center Fine. One minute. Don't leave. 01:33:36.312 --> 01:33:37.562 align:center Don't run away. 01:33:37.979 --> 01:33:39.029 align:center Tinku! 01:33:39.271 --> 01:33:40.261 align:center Yes, brother? 01:33:40.271 --> 01:33:41.891 align:center Hurry up, and come here, I got into a fight! 01:33:41.896 --> 01:33:44.856 align:center I'm teaching your sister-in-law how to ride a cycle. 01:33:44.854 --> 01:33:48.314 align:center You don't look good running behind her. 01:33:48.479 --> 01:33:50.189 align:center Our fear rules the marketplace. 01:33:50.187 --> 01:33:52.937 align:center After Rehman Dakait, we are the greatest gangsters. 01:33:52.937 --> 01:33:56.357 align:center Sorry brother, can we schedule the fight for tomorrow? 01:33:56.354 --> 01:33:57.684 align:center I'll be damned. 01:33:58.312 --> 01:33:59.222 align:center Even this idiot's busy. 01:33:59.229 --> 01:34:01.029 align:center Give me a minute. Don't run away. 01:34:01.937 --> 01:34:03.067 align:center Simmi! 01:34:05.771 --> 01:34:07.021 align:center Brother's calling me! 01:34:08.146 --> 01:34:09.356 align:center - Hello, brother! - Hello! 01:34:09.354 --> 01:34:11.564 align:center Renu! Hurry up. 01:34:11.812 --> 01:34:12.722 align:center I'm in trouble. 01:34:12.729 --> 01:34:14.519 align:center Can't come, brother. 01:34:14.521 --> 01:34:17.641 align:center My sister went to sewing class and locked the house. 01:34:17.646 --> 01:34:19.316 align:center Break the lock then! 01:34:19.312 --> 01:34:20.392 align:center How do I break it? 01:34:20.396 --> 01:34:22.226 align:center I'm inside and the lock's outside. 01:34:22.229 --> 01:34:23.689 align:center So you're not coming either? 01:34:23.687 --> 01:34:25.397 align:center NO, I can't. 01:34:26.187 --> 01:34:27.227 align:center Forget it, brother. 01:34:27.229 --> 01:34:28.569 align:center What's even the point of fighting anyway? 01:34:28.687 --> 01:34:32.647 align:center By God, if they repeat this mistake again, then watch. 01:34:33.021 --> 01:34:33.851 align:center Let me make one mistake. 01:34:33.854 --> 01:34:34.854 align:center What mistake? 01:34:35.771 --> 01:34:39.761 align:center Whenever I call you guys, show up quickly. 01:34:39.771 --> 01:34:40.601 align:center Okay. 01:34:40.604 --> 01:34:42.724 align:center - There were 20-25 people. - Okay. 01:34:43.146 --> 01:34:45.226 align:center If it were only 5-7, I'd have handled them alone. 01:34:45.229 --> 01:34:45.979 align:center Yes. 01:34:46.104 --> 01:34:47.524 align:center - Brother? - Yeah? 01:34:47.687 --> 01:34:49.727 align:center His daughters are having an affair. 01:34:49.854 --> 01:34:51.104 align:center - Whose daughters? - His daughters? 01:34:51.104 --> 01:34:52.144 align:center His daughters? 01:34:52.146 --> 01:34:54.646 align:center No no, not my daughters. 01:34:54.854 --> 01:34:57.434 align:center My daughter's in-laws' daughters-in-law. 01:34:58.521 --> 01:35:00.351 align:center We need to get them out to the way. 01:35:01.479 --> 01:35:02.819 align:center I'll be damned. 01:35:03.354 --> 01:35:05.144 align:center These daughters-in-law look like men. 01:35:05.146 --> 01:35:07.016 align:center Oh, my God! What's happening to this country? 01:35:07.021 --> 01:35:09.101 align:center No, they are the daughters-in-law I'm talking about. 01:35:09.396 --> 01:35:12.726 align:center They are the guys they are having affairs with. 01:35:12.729 --> 01:35:13.399 align:center Oh! 01:35:13.396 --> 01:35:16.356 align:center This one's having an affair with her. 01:35:16.354 --> 01:35:17.474 align:center Got it. 01:35:17.479 --> 01:35:19.649 align:center And this one's having an affair with her. 01:35:19.646 --> 01:35:20.856 align:center Got it too. 01:35:20.979 --> 01:35:21.979 align:center Now tell me... 01:35:22.521 --> 01:35:24.101 align:center should we do half murder or full murder? 01:35:24.104 --> 01:35:26.314 align:center Brother, remember we got to go to the chicken shop this evening. 01:35:26.312 --> 01:35:27.142 align:center Oh yes. 01:35:27.146 --> 01:35:28.606 align:center No, don't kill them. 01:35:28.604 --> 01:35:35.354 align:center Just beat them up so badly that they never dare look at another woman again. 01:35:35.354 --> 01:35:40.854 align:center Uncle, I swear to God, if they crosses paths with us, 01:35:40.854 --> 01:35:44.264 align:center they might look at another woman for once, 01:35:44.271 --> 01:35:46.181 align:center but they won't be able to touch them. 01:35:46.187 --> 01:35:48.317 align:center Brother's word is carved in stone. 01:35:48.312 --> 01:35:49.682 align:center - Yes. - Absolutely. 01:35:49.854 --> 01:35:51.064 align:center Got it? 01:35:51.937 --> 01:35:55.107 align:center He's standing there eating sweet golgappas. 01:35:55.104 --> 01:35:57.184 align:center How do you know they are sweet? 01:35:57.187 --> 01:35:58.527 align:center I just know. 01:35:58.937 --> 01:36:00.227 align:center Come on boys... attack! 01:36:02.812 --> 01:36:04.722 align:center There they are, brother. Stop the car. 01:36:04.937 --> 01:36:05.767 align:center Grab him! 01:36:05.771 --> 01:36:07.351 align:center - Let's go! - How dare you trouble women! 01:36:07.354 --> 01:36:08.394 align:center Brother! 01:36:08.396 --> 01:36:09.476 align:center No problem. 01:36:09.479 --> 01:36:11.399 align:center We were going to drink the golgappa water anyway. 01:36:11.396 --> 01:36:12.816 align:center What difference does it make if he feeds us some? 01:36:12.812 --> 01:36:13.392 align:center Wait... 01:36:13.396 --> 01:36:14.476 align:center How dare you romance with her! 01:36:14.479 --> 01:36:16.819 align:center We're going to teach you a lesson today. 01:36:16.812 --> 01:36:18.182 align:center Why are you beating him?! 01:36:18.187 --> 01:36:20.567 align:center He keeps having affairs other people's wives and daughters. 01:36:20.562 --> 01:36:22.722 align:center We're going to teach him a lesson today. 01:36:22.729 --> 01:36:23.979 align:center Take him away. 01:36:23.979 --> 01:36:25.479 align:center But where are you taking him? 01:36:25.479 --> 01:36:26.689 align:center We're taking him with us. 01:36:27.021 --> 01:36:30.181 align:center But remember, if you call the police... 01:36:30.437 --> 01:36:31.437 align:center You know what this is? 01:36:31.437 --> 01:36:32.357 align:center Flour? 01:36:32.604 --> 01:36:33.724 align:center Not flour, hashish! 01:36:33.729 --> 01:36:35.569 align:center Why would anyone roam around carrying flour pouches? 01:36:35.562 --> 01:36:37.312 align:center That comes in huge sacks, sister. 01:36:37.312 --> 01:36:39.392 align:center If you call the police... 01:36:39.812 --> 01:36:41.102 align:center Tell her what will happen. 01:36:41.104 --> 01:36:43.644 align:center We'll plant a fake drugs case on him and throw him in jail, sister. 01:36:43.646 --> 01:36:44.936 align:center - Don't complain later. - Yes, exactly. 01:36:44.937 --> 01:36:46.727 align:center Alright boys, take him away. 01:36:46.729 --> 01:36:47.649 align:center Bye sister! 01:36:47.646 --> 01:36:49.606 align:center You think you're some great loverboy, huh? 01:36:49.604 --> 01:36:50.474 align:center Okay, bye-bye. 01:36:53.104 --> 01:36:55.684 align:center - A fancy dancer... - Grab him! Grab him! 01:36:55.687 --> 01:36:58.527 align:center Grab him! Grab him! 01:36:58.646 --> 01:36:59.146 align:center What are you doing? 01:36:59.146 --> 01:37:00.606 align:center Can't you see we're beating him up! 01:37:00.604 --> 01:37:02.354 align:center What did I even do?! 01:37:02.354 --> 01:37:03.474 align:center Why are you hitting him? 01:37:03.479 --> 01:37:05.569 align:center You are having affairs with other people's women! 01:37:05.562 --> 01:37:07.142 align:center Who did I have an affair with? 01:37:07.521 --> 01:37:08.431 align:center Should I tell you? 01:37:08.437 --> 01:37:09.727 align:center Should I twist your ears and remind you? 01:37:09.729 --> 01:37:11.269 align:center Should I remind you? 01:37:11.271 --> 01:37:13.061 align:center Police! Police! 01:37:13.062 --> 01:37:14.312 align:center She's threatening us with the police. 01:37:14.312 --> 01:37:15.312 align:center Wait a minute. 01:37:16.104 --> 01:37:17.104 align:center Tell me what is this... 01:37:17.104 --> 01:37:18.104 align:center Semolina? 01:37:18.104 --> 01:37:18.854 align:center No. 01:37:18.854 --> 01:37:20.064 align:center Come out of the kitchen first. 01:37:20.062 --> 01:37:21.602 align:center Should I give you a clue? 01:37:21.604 --> 01:37:25.604 align:center Whoever gets caught with this gets taken to the police station? 01:37:25.604 --> 01:37:26.394 align:center Poppy seeds? 01:37:26.396 --> 01:37:27.476 align:center Not poppy seeds, idiot. 01:37:27.479 --> 01:37:29.149 align:center No one gets arrested for being in possession of poppy seeds. 01:37:29.146 --> 01:37:31.566 align:center Otherwise every grocery shop owner would be in jail. 01:37:32.521 --> 01:37:33.891 align:center It's hashish. 01:37:33.896 --> 01:37:34.646 align:center What? 01:37:34.646 --> 01:37:36.356 align:center Original hashish. 01:37:36.854 --> 01:37:38.854 align:center If you inform the police, 01:37:38.854 --> 01:37:42.394 align:center I'll slap a drugs case on him and get him locked up. 01:37:42.521 --> 01:37:43.431 align:center Throw him inside. 01:37:43.437 --> 01:37:44.267 align:center - Move it. - Get in. 01:37:44.271 --> 01:37:45.851 align:center - Get in. - Move it. 01:37:45.854 --> 01:37:47.434 align:center - Move it. - Get in. 01:37:47.562 --> 01:37:50.102 align:center Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 01:37:54.062 --> 01:37:55.102 align:center Greetings, Uncle! 01:37:56.021 --> 01:37:59.761 align:center Son, I did a huge favour to your family today. 01:37:59.771 --> 01:38:00.851 align:center How so? 01:38:00.854 --> 01:38:02.564 align:center I'll explain everything when I come over. 01:38:02.562 --> 01:38:04.432 align:center I won't survive the suspense. 01:38:04.437 --> 01:38:05.767 align:center Please tell me. 01:38:05.771 --> 01:38:09.141 align:center I got both your sisters-in-law's lovers kidnapped. 01:38:10.396 --> 01:38:12.436 align:center I'll explain the rest once I get home. 01:38:12.437 --> 01:38:14.317 align:center Uncle, you've told the whole story. 01:38:14.312 --> 01:38:15.562 align:center What have you done! 01:38:15.562 --> 01:38:16.602 align:center Why? What's wrong? 01:38:16.604 --> 01:38:19.274 align:center Were those guys planning to settle down with your sisters-in-law? 01:38:19.396 --> 01:38:22.016 align:center But Uncle, why did you take the law into your own hands? 01:38:22.021 --> 01:38:27.061 align:center Son, fathers who want to marry off their daughters 01:38:27.479 --> 01:38:29.479 align:center don't look at their own hands before dirtying them. 01:38:29.687 --> 01:38:33.727 align:center Now just watch how they come back on track. 01:38:33.729 --> 01:38:35.689 align:center Uncle? Hello! 01:38:36.062 --> 01:38:37.812 align:center Oh, my dear friend Pakkhu! 01:38:38.521 --> 01:38:39.351 align:center Jass! 01:38:39.354 --> 01:38:40.354 align:center Goldie! 01:38:40.479 --> 01:38:41.399 align:center Jass! 01:38:42.979 --> 01:38:44.479 align:center - Sir! - Jass! 01:38:44.854 --> 01:38:46.184 align:center Pakkhu and Nattha got kidnapped? 01:38:46.521 --> 01:38:47.681 align:center How do you know? 01:38:47.812 --> 01:38:48.722 align:center How do you know about this? 01:38:49.396 --> 01:38:51.146 align:center Because the goon who kidnapped them... 01:38:51.146 --> 01:38:52.856 align:center was my respected father-in-law. 01:38:52.854 --> 01:38:54.104 align:center - What?! - What?! 01:38:54.104 --> 01:38:56.184 align:center Disgusting! You're marrying into a family of thugs? 01:38:56.187 --> 01:38:58.067 align:center And what kind of family did you get married into? 01:38:58.062 --> 01:38:58.812 align:center Mind your own business. 01:38:58.812 --> 01:39:00.062 align:center But why did they do this? 01:39:00.062 --> 01:39:01.682 align:center - Because... - Tell her! 01:39:01.854 --> 01:39:03.354 align:center - Well... - Tell her! She asked you a question. 01:39:03.354 --> 01:39:04.184 align:center She's standing right here asking. 01:39:04.187 --> 01:39:05.817 align:center Let me speak first. 01:39:07.437 --> 01:39:11.477 align:center Because I told him that you are his wife. 01:39:12.312 --> 01:39:13.932 align:center And you are Honey's wife. 01:39:14.396 --> 01:39:15.896 align:center What new mess is this now?! 01:39:16.021 --> 01:39:21.511 align:center In Amreek Singh's eyes, she's your wife, but her affair's with Pakkhu. 01:39:21.521 --> 01:39:24.641 align:center And she's Honey's wife, but her affair's with Chappu. 01:39:24.646 --> 01:39:25.436 align:center With Nattha! 01:39:25.437 --> 01:39:26.317 align:center Yes, whatever. 01:39:26.312 --> 01:39:28.262 align:center So, that social worker kidnapped both of them! 01:39:28.271 --> 01:39:29.891 align:center You're getting married to a social worker's daughter? 01:39:29.896 --> 01:39:32.146 align:center One minute you call him a thug, the next minute a social worker. 01:39:32.146 --> 01:39:33.566 align:center I've got to marry someone eventually! 01:39:33.729 --> 01:39:34.979 align:center I'm calling the police. 01:39:34.979 --> 01:39:35.939 align:center Please wait. 01:39:35.937 --> 01:39:37.067 align:center Don't call the police. 01:39:37.062 --> 01:39:38.932 align:center Otherwise I won't be able to get married to Reet, 01:39:38.937 --> 01:39:41.567 align:center and your Pakkha and Chappu won't be coming back either. 01:39:41.562 --> 01:39:42.682 align:center - Nattha. - Whatever. 01:39:42.687 --> 01:39:43.817 align:center I won't play this game. 01:39:43.812 --> 01:39:45.222 align:center - You won't. - No. 01:39:45.396 --> 01:39:46.436 align:center Fine then. 01:39:46.437 --> 01:39:48.227 align:center I'll arrange someone from outside. 01:39:49.271 --> 01:39:50.431 align:center Hey Siri! 01:39:50.937 --> 01:39:54.067 align:center Siri, I'm trapped in a huge problem. 01:39:54.354 --> 01:39:58.354 align:center Tell me the name of someone talented enough to get me out of it. 01:39:58.979 --> 01:40:00.359 align:center How about Goldie? 01:40:06.646 --> 01:40:08.436 align:center Looks like having a talent is also a crime. 01:40:09.396 --> 01:40:10.476 align:center No problem, little brother. 01:40:11.687 --> 01:40:12.477 align:center I'll help you out. 01:40:12.479 --> 01:40:14.569 align:center But what are we even supposed to do? 01:40:19.396 --> 01:40:20.436 align:center Jass, my boy! 01:40:20.437 --> 01:40:21.267 align:center He is here. 01:40:21.271 --> 01:40:23.351 align:center - Go, get to work. - Yes? 01:40:23.354 --> 01:40:24.474 align:center - Run! - Honey! 01:40:25.312 --> 01:40:26.932 align:center I'm never going to leave you now. 01:40:26.937 --> 01:40:28.027 align:center Guess who am I! 01:40:29.271 --> 01:40:30.011 align:center Sonu? 01:40:30.021 --> 01:40:31.021 align:center I'm not Sonu. 01:40:31.312 --> 01:40:32.272 align:center Rajesh Khanna? 01:40:33.104 --> 01:40:33.974 align:center I am Sonu. 01:40:35.812 --> 01:40:39.522 align:center I love you! 01:40:40.146 --> 01:40:41.896 align:center I made a huge mistake. 01:40:41.896 --> 01:40:43.646 align:center I'll never leave you again. 01:40:43.646 --> 01:40:44.936 align:center You love me that much? 01:40:44.937 --> 01:40:46.477 align:center I love you, I love you, Goldie. 01:40:46.479 --> 01:40:47.899 align:center I love you so much. 01:40:47.896 --> 01:40:49.226 align:center Thank God. Thank God. 01:40:50.896 --> 01:40:54.356 align:center I love you, Goldie. I love you so much. 01:40:59.312 --> 01:41:00.892 align:center Have some shame! 01:41:03.021 --> 01:41:04.771 align:center Who was that? 01:41:05.229 --> 01:41:05.819 align:center She's my... 01:41:05.812 --> 01:41:08.312 align:center - My... - Not mine... our... 01:41:08.937 --> 01:41:09.857 align:center Our sister. 01:41:09.854 --> 01:41:11.814 align:center Then why did she storm off angry like that? 01:41:13.021 --> 01:41:15.811 align:center When brothers and sisters-in-law patch up, 01:41:16.229 --> 01:41:19.019 align:center the sisters stop getting attention. 01:41:19.021 --> 01:41:20.851 align:center That's why she got upset seeing all that. 01:41:20.854 --> 01:41:21.604 align:center Disgusting! 01:41:21.604 --> 01:41:24.104 align:center I'm going to send a message to your father-in-law. 01:41:24.271 --> 01:41:26.101 align:center Daddy please, don't send any message. 01:41:26.104 --> 01:41:27.144 align:center Give me my phone back. 01:41:27.271 --> 01:41:28.181 align:center Daddy, please give it back. 01:41:28.187 --> 01:41:29.357 align:center We'll buy you a new one. 01:41:29.354 --> 01:41:30.894 align:center I'll beat you idiots! 01:41:31.271 --> 01:41:32.771 align:center What did you think? 01:41:33.312 --> 01:41:35.272 align:center Just because nobody can hear my voice... 01:41:35.521 --> 01:41:37.601 align:center I can't send my message across that person? 01:41:38.021 --> 01:41:39.141 align:center Listen to this message. 01:41:39.562 --> 01:41:40.562 align:center "Uncle Amreek Singh." 01:41:41.187 --> 01:41:44.067 align:center "I'm Jass, A world-class fraud." 01:41:44.312 --> 01:41:47.642 align:center "I've told so many lies just to marry Reet," 01:41:48.021 --> 01:41:51.351 align:center "that if I were in Dubai, the sheikhs would've cut my tongue off by now." 01:41:51.354 --> 01:41:54.184 align:center "I don't know why women never survived in our house before." 01:41:54.521 --> 01:41:55.601 align:center "But one thing's for sure..." 01:41:55.854 --> 01:41:57.934 align:center "Reet won't survive here because of my deeds." 01:41:57.937 --> 01:41:59.317 align:center Daddy, I'll be ruined. 01:41:59.312 --> 01:42:01.352 align:center Everything I worked for will go to waste. 01:42:01.354 --> 01:42:03.434 align:center You call this hard work? 01:42:03.437 --> 01:42:05.777 align:center In the spirit world they call this a scam. 01:42:06.104 --> 01:42:07.184 align:center I'm sending the message. 01:42:07.562 --> 01:42:08.352 align:center Daddy, please. 01:42:08.354 --> 01:42:10.184 align:center Consider this as my last mistake. 01:42:10.187 --> 01:42:12.397 align:center I told you to clear things up, 01:42:12.521 --> 01:42:14.271 align:center but you're still stacking lie upon lie. 01:42:14.479 --> 01:42:18.109 align:center Go to Amreek Singh like a man, tell him the truth, and apologise. 01:42:18.104 --> 01:42:20.314 align:center Daddy, after the lies I've told him, 01:42:20.312 --> 01:42:22.262 align:center he's not forgiving me anytime soon. 01:42:22.271 --> 01:42:23.761 align:center I just need a little time. 01:42:23.771 --> 01:42:25.971 align:center I'll tell him everything honestly as soon as I find the right moment. 01:42:25.979 --> 01:42:26.939 align:center Are two years enough? 01:42:26.937 --> 01:42:28.107 align:center Yes. 01:42:31.229 --> 01:42:35.189 align:center Wow, counsellor, today you proved that the law's hands are indeed long. 01:42:35.479 --> 01:42:37.319 align:center But he is the one who made the mistake who why are you slapping me instead? 01:42:37.854 --> 01:42:39.184 align:center I'll give you three days. 01:42:39.562 --> 01:42:42.102 align:center If you don't clear everything up within three days... 01:42:42.312 --> 01:42:45.432 align:center Then on the fourth day, I'll personally deliver that message to Amreek Singh. 01:42:45.896 --> 01:42:47.226 align:center You ungrateful, useless child! 01:42:47.229 --> 01:42:48.519 align:center How can anyone feel any pride? 01:42:48.521 --> 01:42:50.811 align:center You kept fooling your own old man, 01:42:50.812 --> 01:42:52.772 align:center now you're fooling other people's old men too. 01:42:53.979 --> 01:42:55.609 align:center Uncle, you've seen it yourself now. 01:42:55.604 --> 01:42:58.144 align:center The daughters-in-law in our house are completely fine. 01:42:58.354 --> 01:43:00.974 align:center Let's finalise the wedding in the next two-three days. 01:43:01.104 --> 01:43:03.144 align:center Two-three days is too little, son. 01:43:03.146 --> 01:43:06.896 align:center My sisters-in-law got free from all their affairs and now they're after me. 01:43:06.896 --> 01:43:09.976 align:center They're saying if Reet's father refuses this marriage, 01:43:09.979 --> 01:43:13.939 align:center they'll find me some bombshell bride from their maternal side instead. 01:43:14.354 --> 01:43:17.014 align:center Oh no, Daddy. Why'd you free the sisters-in-law?! 01:43:17.021 --> 01:43:18.141 align:center Uncle, please heed my advice. 01:43:18.146 --> 01:43:20.766 align:center Let's wrap this wedding up in two-three days. 01:43:20.771 --> 01:43:24.181 align:center Look son, your sisters-in-law may be sorted now, 01:43:24.187 --> 01:43:26.317 align:center but your sister's deeply upset. 01:43:26.812 --> 01:43:30.472 align:center When the daughter of a house is unhappy, it's considered inauspicious. 01:43:30.479 --> 01:43:33.519 align:center Maybe that's why there's always chaos in your home. 01:43:33.521 --> 01:43:37.431 align:center We'll our convince sister after the wedding, don't worry. 01:43:37.896 --> 01:43:39.646 align:center You'll get married without your sister there? 01:43:40.146 --> 01:43:42.026 align:center Look, I'm ready for the wedding. 01:43:42.354 --> 01:43:43.724 align:center But I've got one condition. 01:43:43.979 --> 01:43:45.439 align:center Your sister and brother-in-law 01:43:45.437 --> 01:43:49.437 align:center should attend the wedding with full respect and honour. 01:43:50.854 --> 01:43:52.474 align:center What are you thinking about now? 01:43:53.729 --> 01:43:58.069 align:center I was just thinking you'll unnecessarily have to buy a ring for brother-in-law too. 01:43:58.062 --> 01:44:01.522 align:center Oh no, son, we'll gladly give the gifts wherever necessary. 01:44:01.646 --> 01:44:02.316 align:center Right? 01:44:02.312 --> 01:44:04.812 align:center Just tell me your brother-in-law's ring size. 01:44:04.812 --> 01:44:05.602 align:center Yes. 01:44:05.604 --> 01:44:07.684 align:center First let me find a brother-in-law, then I'll get you the ring size too. 01:44:07.854 --> 01:44:08.724 align:center Huh? 01:44:08.896 --> 01:44:10.266 align:center I mean don't worry. 01:44:10.271 --> 01:44:13.431 align:center I guarantee that brother-in-law will attend the wedding. 01:44:14.146 --> 01:44:16.526 align:center You just start the preparations. 01:44:17.146 --> 01:44:18.316 align:center Thank God. 01:44:18.646 --> 01:44:22.016 align:center Rosy, my brother, at least tell us who are we having an affair. 01:44:22.021 --> 01:44:23.221 align:center Probably somewhere local. 01:44:23.229 --> 01:44:24.899 align:center You think you are good enough to have an affair with someone in Thailand? 01:44:24.896 --> 01:44:25.476 align:center Right. 01:44:25.479 --> 01:44:29.319 align:center Let me be honest here, I already have a girlfriend. 01:44:29.312 --> 01:44:31.062 align:center Why would I have an affair with someone else? 01:44:31.062 --> 01:44:32.602 align:center I'm a married man, brother. 01:44:32.604 --> 01:44:35.394 align:center Married men are the ones having the most affairs these days! 01:44:35.396 --> 01:44:36.016 align:center Yes. 01:44:36.021 --> 01:44:39.561 align:center Honestly, I can't even remember who am I having an affair with. 01:44:39.562 --> 01:44:41.142 align:center - Should I give you a clue? - Yes. 01:44:41.271 --> 01:44:42.851 align:center "Oh my beloved, oh my beloved..." 01:44:42.854 --> 01:44:44.684 align:center "We got married into the same house." 01:44:44.812 --> 01:44:45.352 align:center Guess. 01:44:45.354 --> 01:44:46.894 align:center Oh, I remember now! 01:44:47.562 --> 01:44:49.102 align:center Sargun mehta, Nimrat Khaira, Saunkan Saunkne movie. 01:44:49.229 --> 01:44:50.609 align:center - Yes, yes, yes. - Beat them up. 01:44:50.604 --> 01:44:54.064 align:center I only said "same house," not "married into the same person." 01:44:54.062 --> 01:44:55.522 align:center Wait, wait, wait. 01:44:56.062 --> 01:44:59.852 align:center Brother, at least tell us who are we having an affair with. 01:45:00.187 --> 01:45:02.357 align:center Fine, I'll give you another clue. 01:45:03.021 --> 01:45:06.891 align:center "Listen my love, we're sisters-in-law." 01:45:06.896 --> 01:45:08.646 align:center Guess it. Come on, this one's easy! 01:45:10.104 --> 01:45:11.434 align:center Anything coming to mind? 01:45:12.729 --> 01:45:15.609 align:center You guys are deliberately letting me win. 01:45:15.604 --> 01:45:16.394 align:center You are deliberately doing this. 01:45:16.396 --> 01:45:17.186 align:center Beat them up. 01:45:17.187 --> 01:45:18.567 align:center I'm done playing with you people. 01:45:18.562 --> 01:45:19.892 align:center I'm leaving. 01:45:24.104 --> 01:45:24.934 align:center Should we set it up here? 01:45:24.937 --> 01:45:27.067 align:center Yes this is fine. We're finally outside Daddy's range now. 01:45:27.062 --> 01:45:31.812 align:center What if Daddy finds out all the lies we've been feeding everyone at the wedding? 01:45:32.271 --> 01:45:34.561 align:center Then we'll hold the wedding so far away from Daddy's range, 01:45:34.562 --> 01:45:37.392 align:center at some marriage palace that he'll never know. 01:45:37.396 --> 01:45:39.066 align:center You monkey-faced idiot. 01:45:40.187 --> 01:45:41.567 align:center What are you two doing here? 01:45:41.562 --> 01:45:44.562 align:center Daddy... Amreek Singh said yes to the wedding. 01:45:44.771 --> 01:45:46.221 align:center We were just talking about that. 01:45:46.562 --> 01:45:47.852 align:center Did you tell him the truth? 01:45:48.229 --> 01:45:48.979 align:center Yes. 01:45:48.979 --> 01:45:50.149 align:center And he still agreed? 01:45:50.146 --> 01:45:51.106 align:center Yes. 01:45:51.354 --> 01:45:52.354 align:center He agreed. 01:45:52.354 --> 01:45:54.264 align:center Your father-in-law's got no pride then. 01:45:54.271 --> 01:45:56.011 align:center Think again if you really want to marry into that family. 01:45:56.021 --> 01:45:58.061 align:center I like people who have no pride. 01:45:58.437 --> 01:45:59.647 align:center So when's the big day? 01:45:59.771 --> 01:46:02.601 align:center Day after tomorrow, at Mehfil Resorts. 01:46:02.604 --> 01:46:03.684 align:center At a resort? 01:46:03.687 --> 01:46:04.687 align:center Why not at home? 01:46:05.062 --> 01:46:08.222 align:center Idiot, you very well know your father can't step outside the house gate anymore. 01:46:08.229 --> 01:46:10.189 align:center So, you'll marry without your father present? 01:46:10.187 --> 01:46:12.227 align:center Daddy, let us do the wedding somewhere decent. 01:46:12.354 --> 01:46:13.894 align:center What are you even going to do there anyway? 01:46:13.896 --> 01:46:15.316 align:center You're a spirit now. 01:46:15.312 --> 01:46:16.722 align:center It's not like you'll show up in photographs. 01:46:16.854 --> 01:46:17.974 align:center Idiot! 01:46:18.146 --> 01:46:20.266 align:center A wedding is the union of two souls too, isn't it? 01:46:20.271 --> 01:46:22.141 align:center What's the harm if a third soul shows up? 01:46:22.312 --> 01:46:23.642 align:center You ungrateful, useless child! 01:46:23.646 --> 01:46:25.276 align:center You are trying to get married without your father there! 01:46:25.396 --> 01:46:26.936 align:center Daddy, what am I supposed to tell the girl's family? 01:46:27.062 --> 01:46:31.352 align:center "I'm holding the wedding at home because my dead father wants to attend it"? 01:46:31.646 --> 01:46:33.566 align:center Daddy, it looks awkward if ghosts are wandering around at weddings. 01:46:33.562 --> 01:46:34.562 align:center It won't look good. 01:46:34.562 --> 01:46:36.142 align:center And don't roam outside at night like this. 01:46:36.146 --> 01:46:37.436 align:center Some witch might latch onto you. 01:46:37.437 --> 01:46:40.187 align:center Then little ghost babies will start running around our house calling us "brother." 01:46:40.187 --> 01:46:41.437 align:center I'm going to beat you up. 01:46:41.604 --> 01:46:42.724 align:center Hit us. Go on. 01:46:42.729 --> 01:46:43.899 align:center Go ahead, finish us off today. 01:46:43.896 --> 01:46:44.516 align:center Goldie... 01:46:44.521 --> 01:46:46.851 align:center What? He is always threating and abusing us. 01:46:46.854 --> 01:46:48.474 align:center Now even the neighbors have started mocking us. 01:46:48.479 --> 01:46:51.029 align:center They say these boys get scared even when there is no one in front of them. 01:46:51.146 --> 01:46:52.976 align:center Little brother, at least hear me out. 01:46:52.979 --> 01:46:53.729 align:center What now? 01:46:53.729 --> 01:46:56.939 align:center You've hit us more after dying than you ever did while alive. 01:46:56.937 --> 01:46:59.357 align:center It's always Jass's fault but somehow I'm the one getting dragged into it. 01:46:59.354 --> 01:46:59.974 align:center Goldie... 01:46:59.979 --> 01:47:01.899 align:center Forgive him, he's a family spirit. 01:47:02.021 --> 01:47:03.771 align:center Daddy, please go back inside the photograph. 01:47:03.937 --> 01:47:04.647 align:center Fine then. 01:47:04.646 --> 01:47:06.776 align:center But come back quickly, I get scared when I am alone. 01:47:11.479 --> 01:47:13.819 align:center I still don't understand where we're supposed to find a brother-in-law from. 01:47:14.437 --> 01:47:16.357 align:center I've got this bachelor friend Jashan. 01:47:16.521 --> 01:47:17.761 align:center We'll invite him to the wedding 01:47:17.771 --> 01:47:20.271 align:center and show Reet's father that he's our sister's husband. 01:47:20.562 --> 01:47:22.062 align:center Daljeet is our sister. 01:47:22.062 --> 01:47:22.892 align:center Forget it. 01:47:22.896 --> 01:47:24.476 align:center She's already annoyed because of my nonsense. 01:47:24.479 --> 01:47:25.819 align:center This will just make her angrier. 01:47:25.937 --> 01:47:26.397 align:center Don't worry. 01:47:26.396 --> 01:47:31.106 align:center Once he sees the brother-in-law at the wedding, he'll think everything's normal. 01:47:31.271 --> 01:47:34.511 align:center And we'll just say, "Sister's at the beauty parlour. She's coming..." 01:47:34.521 --> 01:47:35.851 align:center "She's coming... she's almost here." 01:47:36.354 --> 01:47:38.814 align:center Look dear, this is your own fault. 01:47:39.396 --> 01:47:42.266 align:center He came two-three times to take you back and you still didn't go with you. 01:47:42.271 --> 01:47:44.181 align:center Call the lawyer, brother. 01:47:44.187 --> 01:47:45.567 align:center I want to file a case against Goldie. 01:47:45.896 --> 01:47:47.816 align:center He got married again without divorcing me. 01:47:47.979 --> 01:47:50.109 align:center What proof do we have that he remarried? 01:47:50.396 --> 01:47:51.686 align:center You need proof in court. 01:47:51.687 --> 01:47:54.647 align:center I say just take the kid and go to his house. 01:47:54.771 --> 01:47:58.471 align:center Show Goldie the child, make him emotional, and pull him back to your side. 01:47:58.479 --> 01:48:00.779 align:center You think seeing the child will make him emotional? 01:48:00.979 --> 01:48:04.529 align:center Dear, women have kids to emotionally blackmail their fathers. 01:48:04.646 --> 01:48:06.816 align:center Make a slightly sad face, son. 01:48:08.771 --> 01:48:09.971 align:center A little more. 01:48:11.646 --> 01:48:12.766 align:center Little more, son. 01:48:12.771 --> 01:48:15.351 align:center That's enough, Gramps, otherwise people will think someone died. 01:48:15.354 --> 01:48:16.684 align:center Let's go before I forget. 01:48:28.146 --> 01:48:30.226 align:center Mom, I can't see anyone around. 01:48:31.229 --> 01:48:33.399 align:center Yes. They must be inside. 01:48:34.729 --> 01:48:36.819 align:center Goldie! Goldie! 01:48:37.104 --> 01:48:39.394 align:center Son, we here came to fix the relationship. 01:48:39.854 --> 01:48:41.024 align:center Daddy! 01:48:41.521 --> 01:48:42.641 align:center Daddy! 01:48:43.812 --> 01:48:44.972 align:center Daddy! 01:48:46.812 --> 01:48:47.932 align:center Daddy! 01:48:49.562 --> 01:48:50.602 align:center Daddy! 01:48:51.187 --> 01:48:52.227 align:center My boy's here. 01:48:53.979 --> 01:48:54.859 align:center Grandpa! 01:48:55.021 --> 01:48:57.221 align:center Yes son, your grandpa. 01:48:57.229 --> 01:48:58.479 align:center How is this possible? 01:48:58.646 --> 01:49:00.146 align:center How can you come back? 01:49:00.812 --> 01:49:04.722 align:center How could I stay away when my son is suffering this much? 01:49:05.187 --> 01:49:06.277 align:center Grandpa! 01:49:09.104 --> 01:49:12.064 align:center Everything fell apart after you left. 01:49:13.771 --> 01:49:15.101 align:center I'm back now. 01:49:15.562 --> 01:49:17.812 align:center I'll turn these people into proper men before I leave again. 01:49:17.812 --> 01:49:20.312 align:center Then call Daddy and teach him a lesson. 01:49:20.312 --> 01:49:22.182 align:center Didn't they all go to Jass's wedding? 01:49:22.187 --> 01:49:23.267 align:center Uncle's getting married? 01:49:23.271 --> 01:49:24.351 align:center He didn't invite you? 01:49:24.604 --> 01:49:25.394 align:center No. 01:49:25.396 --> 01:49:26.356 align:center You didn't go either? 01:49:26.354 --> 01:49:29.434 align:center Son, I can't step outside the gate. 01:49:29.646 --> 01:49:31.726 align:center If you can come down from the heavens when I called, 01:49:31.729 --> 01:49:33.149 align:center you can certainly cross the gate. 01:49:33.146 --> 01:49:34.856 align:center Come, I'll take you along. 01:49:35.271 --> 01:49:35.971 align:center Come with me. 01:49:43.687 --> 01:49:46.477 align:center Daljeet, dear... how is this scooter moving on its own? 01:49:46.479 --> 01:49:47.729 align:center No idea, Daddy. 01:49:47.729 --> 01:49:48.649 align:center Let's follow it. 01:49:48.646 --> 01:49:49.936 align:center - Shinda! - Let's go! 01:49:55.562 --> 01:49:57.772 align:center I'm going to make these idiots dance today. 01:50:07.771 --> 01:50:13.101 align:center The boys all praise my outfits when I walk through the bazaar, 01:50:13.104 --> 01:50:18.104 align:center Quit trying so hard, boy, you won't get very far. 01:50:18.521 --> 01:50:29.101 align:center Cameras fire like bullets wherever this girl sways, 01:50:29.104 --> 01:50:31.934 align:center She keeps singing songs that set the night on fire, 01:50:32.187 --> 01:50:34.437 align:center She keeps singing songs that set the night on fire, 01:50:34.437 --> 01:50:37.477 align:center She dances like a livewire. 01:50:37.479 --> 01:50:38.939 align:center Bullets... 01:50:39.771 --> 01:50:50.471 align:center Cameras fire like bullets wherever this girl sways, 01:50:50.479 --> 01:50:55.399 align:center My eyes love flirting, I can't help it. 01:50:55.687 --> 01:51:00.607 align:center They keep slaying boys, I can't help it. 01:51:11.812 --> 01:51:17.142 align:center Her pure silk veil keeps flying in the air, 01:51:17.146 --> 01:51:22.516 align:center Her anklets ring so loud, it's become the talk of the town everywhere. 01:51:22.521 --> 01:51:27.851 align:center Her pure silk veil keeps flying in the air, 01:51:27.854 --> 01:51:33.104 align:center Her anklets ring so loud, it's become the talk of the town everywhere. 01:51:33.104 --> 01:51:38.474 align:center She wears a Punjabi jutti on her feet, 01:51:38.479 --> 01:51:41.479 align:center And she dances with swagger in every beat. 01:51:41.479 --> 01:51:43.319 align:center Bullets... 01:51:54.479 --> 01:51:59.399 align:center Her eyes love flirting, I can't help it. 01:51:59.729 --> 01:52:04.609 align:center They keep slaying boys, and she says I can't help it. 01:52:05.104 --> 01:52:10.434 align:center I'm scared to tell you what my heart's been through, 01:52:10.437 --> 01:52:15.437 align:center I get nervous sitting anywhere near you. 01:52:15.854 --> 01:52:21.064 align:center She keeps singing songs that set the night on fire, 01:52:21.062 --> 01:52:24.012 align:center She dances like a livewire. 01:52:24.021 --> 01:52:25.601 align:center Bullets... 01:52:26.521 --> 01:52:32.061 align:center Cameras fire like bullets wherever this girl sways, 01:52:32.062 --> 01:52:37.392 align:center Cameras fire like bullets wherever this girl sways. 01:53:02.479 --> 01:53:04.189 align:center - Reet, tell your father it's time we exchanged our vows. - Son... 01:53:04.354 --> 01:53:04.854 align:center Son... 01:53:04.854 --> 01:53:09.474 align:center Your sister and brother-in-law are here? 01:53:09.937 --> 01:53:11.437 align:center They're on the way. 01:53:11.437 --> 01:53:13.527 align:center I say we should go ahead with the wedding. 01:53:13.729 --> 01:53:16.899 align:center If they are too late, we'll just ask for blessings on WhatsApp. 01:53:16.896 --> 01:53:19.516 align:center Then I'll send your daughter to you on WhatsApp too. 01:53:19.521 --> 01:53:21.891 align:center Your daughter already sent me enough things on WhatsApp. 01:53:21.896 --> 01:53:22.476 align:center What? 01:53:22.479 --> 01:53:23.689 align:center Nothing bad. 01:53:23.687 --> 01:53:25.147 align:center You can check my phone. 01:53:25.937 --> 01:53:27.977 align:center Now I'll only send my daughter away 01:53:27.979 --> 01:53:30.939 align:center once your sister and brother-in-law show up at the wedding. 01:53:31.187 --> 01:53:31.937 align:center They'll come. 01:53:31.937 --> 01:53:32.857 align:center They definitely will. 01:53:32.854 --> 01:53:33.774 align:center Jass! 01:53:34.146 --> 01:53:35.066 align:center Yes, Goldie? 01:53:35.062 --> 01:53:35.682 align:center Jass! 01:53:35.687 --> 01:53:37.897 align:center Coming! Coming! 01:53:37.896 --> 01:53:40.726 align:center Honey is creating a scene asking why you people didn't invite Sonu. 01:53:40.729 --> 01:53:43.479 align:center Just make him drink alcohol and dump him 01:53:43.479 --> 01:53:45.649 align:center in some corner like the other wedding guests. 01:53:45.646 --> 01:53:46.816 align:center This means... 01:53:47.062 --> 01:53:48.392 align:center we'll definitely have to find some corner for him. 01:53:48.396 --> 01:53:49.066 align:center Yes. 01:53:49.062 --> 01:53:50.852 align:center Look Goldie, my brother, 01:53:50.854 --> 01:53:52.524 align:center you're like a machine when it comes to getting people killed. 01:53:52.937 --> 01:53:54.647 align:center Do something about my father-in-law. 01:53:54.812 --> 01:53:56.642 align:center He's making life difficult too. 01:53:57.771 --> 01:53:58.971 align:center What does he like? 01:53:59.354 --> 01:54:01.474 align:center He likes everything except me. 01:54:01.812 --> 01:54:02.892 align:center He doesn't even drink. 01:54:02.896 --> 01:54:04.396 align:center How are we supposed to get him drunk? 01:54:04.979 --> 01:54:06.319 align:center Does he like laxatives? 01:54:15.604 --> 01:54:16.764 align:center Greetings. 01:54:16.771 --> 01:54:18.181 align:center Here, have some cold drink. 01:54:20.021 --> 01:54:21.931 align:center Cold stuff hurts my throat. 01:54:21.937 --> 01:54:22.817 align:center I'm standing right here. 01:54:22.812 --> 01:54:23.892 align:center I won't let anyone grab your throat. 01:54:25.062 --> 01:54:25.892 align:center Have it, please. 01:54:25.896 --> 01:54:27.686 align:center Come on now. Have it. 01:54:29.687 --> 01:54:31.817 align:center No, let me give it to you. 01:54:32.396 --> 01:54:33.476 align:center Here, this one has less of it. 01:54:33.479 --> 01:54:34.479 align:center You don't drink a lot, do you? 01:54:45.437 --> 01:54:46.817 align:center Where's your brother-in-law? 01:54:46.812 --> 01:54:50.312 align:center Just wait for five minute and all your questions will be answered. 01:54:52.104 --> 01:54:53.104 align:center He'll be here son. 01:54:53.104 --> 01:54:54.814 align:center There... there comes our brother-in-law. 01:55:07.104 --> 01:55:08.724 align:center Hi, Jashan! 01:55:08.729 --> 01:55:10.479 align:center Congratulations, brother! Congratulations! 01:55:10.479 --> 01:55:11.649 align:center Thank you, thank you. 01:55:11.646 --> 01:55:12.566 align:center Greetings. 01:55:12.562 --> 01:55:13.562 align:center Who is she? 01:55:14.021 --> 01:55:15.021 align:center Your sister-in-law. 01:55:16.104 --> 01:55:17.434 align:center I invited only you. 01:55:17.437 --> 01:55:18.607 align:center Why'd you bring her too? 01:55:18.604 --> 01:55:20.394 align:center What an ill-mannered friend you have! 01:55:20.521 --> 01:55:24.141 align:center No Sister-in-law, actually he never told me he got married. 01:55:24.146 --> 01:55:27.066 align:center Whether I told you or not, you can't talk to her like this. 01:55:27.396 --> 01:55:28.316 align:center Come on, let's leave. 01:55:28.312 --> 01:55:29.472 align:center We didn't come here to get insulted. 01:55:29.479 --> 01:55:30.939 align:center No, Jashan! 01:55:30.937 --> 01:55:34.357 align:center Look brother, from today onward you'll get full respect here. 01:55:34.354 --> 01:55:35.974 align:center You'll get respected like brother-in-law is respected. 01:55:35.979 --> 01:55:36.939 align:center Really sorry. 01:55:36.937 --> 01:55:37.817 align:center Jass! 01:55:39.187 --> 01:55:40.067 align:center Jass! 01:55:40.062 --> 01:55:41.102 align:center Yes? 01:55:42.896 --> 01:55:44.316 align:center This is my father-in-law. 01:55:44.437 --> 01:55:45.267 align:center Greetings. 01:55:45.271 --> 01:55:47.471 align:center Greetings, Brother-in-law. 01:55:48.562 --> 01:55:50.432 align:center See the respect he gave you? 01:55:52.146 --> 01:55:57.646 align:center The real beauty of life lies is families staying together. 01:55:57.646 --> 01:55:59.316 align:center That's what I always say, son, 01:55:59.312 --> 01:56:02.062 align:center that no matter however many breaths God has given us, 01:56:02.062 --> 01:56:03.772 align:center we should spend them together happily. 01:56:04.021 --> 01:56:05.931 align:center What's the point of fighting? 01:56:06.187 --> 01:56:08.227 align:center Your father-in-law likes to preach professionally? 01:56:08.229 --> 01:56:10.569 align:center His fees is Re. 1. 01:56:11.146 --> 01:56:14.226 align:center You should listen to your elders, son. 01:56:14.562 --> 01:56:15.222 align:center Yes. 01:56:15.354 --> 01:56:18.434 align:center Now we all have to keep this family together. 01:56:18.437 --> 01:56:20.477 align:center No more fighting. 01:56:21.479 --> 01:56:23.189 align:center Your sister didn't come? 01:56:23.479 --> 01:56:25.689 align:center She had gone to the beauty parlour... 01:56:25.687 --> 01:56:28.357 align:center Why don't we go through the wedding in the meanwhile? 01:56:28.354 --> 01:56:30.974 align:center So that I can call you Daddy instead of Uncle? 01:56:33.104 --> 01:56:35.024 align:center Who's this girl with your brother-in-law? 01:56:35.854 --> 01:56:39.144 align:center How can I ask him who he brought with him? 01:56:41.979 --> 01:56:43.899 align:center Brother-in-law, I've a gift for you. 01:56:44.104 --> 01:56:44.974 align:center Put your hand forward. 01:56:46.479 --> 01:56:47.859 align:center Go ahead. 01:56:49.354 --> 01:56:50.644 align:center Show me your hand. 01:57:00.771 --> 01:57:02.351 align:center I'll be right back. 01:57:03.854 --> 01:57:05.394 align:center Don't drop the ring. 01:57:05.396 --> 01:57:06.316 align:center Okay. 01:57:06.312 --> 01:57:07.142 align:center See? 01:57:07.271 --> 01:57:11.101 align:center I told everyone my friend should get full respect at this wedding. 01:57:11.104 --> 01:57:12.644 align:center The respect is fine, 01:57:13.146 --> 01:57:15.476 align:center but people don't randomly call someone "brother-in-law." 01:57:15.479 --> 01:57:17.689 align:center There are only two respectful titles during weddings. 01:57:17.687 --> 01:57:18.857 align:center Either brother-in-law or uncle. 01:57:19.021 --> 01:57:21.681 align:center If we call you uncle, you'll sound old. 01:57:21.687 --> 01:57:23.277 align:center No, brother-in-law is fine. 01:57:29.437 --> 01:57:33.977 align:center Grandpa, you go inside and keep Daddy busy, I'll bring Mom along with me. 01:57:33.979 --> 01:57:36.979 align:center The ring your father-in-law's carrying, is it real gold? 01:57:36.979 --> 01:57:38.439 align:center What else did you expect? 01:57:38.437 --> 01:57:39.397 align:center Gold plated brass ring? 01:57:39.396 --> 01:57:40.726 align:center Of course, it's real gold. 01:57:40.729 --> 01:57:41.519 align:center Then it's okay. 01:57:41.521 --> 01:57:42.681 align:center You ungrateful, useless child! 01:57:42.687 --> 01:57:44.067 align:center How can anyone feel any pride? 01:57:44.354 --> 01:57:46.064 align:center Why didn't you invite your sister-in-law to the wedding? 01:57:46.312 --> 01:57:46.852 align:center You? 01:57:46.854 --> 01:57:48.264 align:center How did you even come here? 01:57:48.271 --> 01:57:50.141 align:center My grandson brought me with him. 01:57:50.271 --> 01:57:51.471 align:center You tell me why she wasn't invited. 01:57:51.479 --> 01:57:52.269 align:center How would I know? 01:57:52.271 --> 01:57:54.181 align:center Goldie was responsible for all the arrangements. 01:57:54.187 --> 01:57:57.147 align:center Whoever he invited or didn't invite, that's his problem. 01:57:57.146 --> 01:57:57.976 align:center Goldie's... 01:57:58.104 --> 01:57:58.764 align:center Yes. 01:57:58.771 --> 01:58:00.771 align:center I'll deal with him. 01:58:01.937 --> 01:58:03.517 align:center Who are you talking to? 01:58:03.521 --> 01:58:04.721 align:center The one who is not visible. 01:58:04.729 --> 01:58:06.229 align:center I'll be right back. 01:58:06.729 --> 01:58:08.609 align:center Who did he say "I'll be right back" to? 01:58:08.604 --> 01:58:13.474 align:center He insults the people he can see and the ones he can't see too. 01:58:14.062 --> 01:58:15.512 align:center I have nothing to do with your uncle's wedding. 01:58:15.521 --> 01:58:17.681 align:center Just tell me one thing, how was that scooter driving by itself? 01:58:17.687 --> 01:58:20.647 align:center Mom, Teslas drive on their own too, right? 01:58:20.646 --> 01:58:22.476 align:center Same way this scooter drives itself. 01:58:22.479 --> 01:58:23.319 align:center Now why are you still standing here? 01:58:23.312 --> 01:58:24.352 align:center Let's go inside. 01:58:24.562 --> 01:58:25.932 align:center I wasn't invited. Why should I go in there? 01:58:29.604 --> 01:58:31.474 align:center That's it, keep drinking. 01:58:31.854 --> 01:58:32.604 align:center Good. 01:58:33.729 --> 01:58:36.519 align:center Goldie, does this contain alcohol? 01:58:36.521 --> 01:58:37.471 align:center I don't drink alcohol. 01:58:37.479 --> 01:58:38.819 align:center - No, it doesn't. - It doesn't suit me. 01:58:38.812 --> 01:58:40.182 align:center It contains sugarcane juice as well. 01:58:40.187 --> 01:58:41.977 align:center Goldie, Goldie... Daddy's here. 01:58:42.146 --> 01:58:43.066 align:center - What? - Yes. 01:58:43.479 --> 01:58:45.649 align:center The cook only prepared food for two hundred people. 01:58:45.854 --> 01:58:47.434 align:center How much can a spirit eat anyway? 01:58:47.437 --> 01:58:49.857 align:center Listen carefully, Daddy is actually here. 01:58:50.437 --> 01:58:51.227 align:center - What? - Yes. 01:58:51.479 --> 01:58:54.479 align:center How did this Shaktimaan get the power to come here? 01:58:54.479 --> 01:58:58.149 align:center I don't know. He has brought Shinda and Daljeet with him. 01:58:58.354 --> 01:58:59.184 align:center - What? - Yes. 01:59:00.354 --> 01:59:01.314 align:center Greetings, Sister-in-law! 01:59:01.312 --> 01:59:02.682 align:center Why are you standing outside? 01:59:02.687 --> 01:59:03.687 align:center Please come in. 01:59:03.812 --> 01:59:05.262 align:center My issue was with your brother, not with you. 01:59:05.271 --> 01:59:06.771 align:center You should've invited me to the wedding. 01:59:07.146 --> 01:59:10.186 align:center Sister-in-law I told Goldie to invite you. 01:59:10.187 --> 01:59:12.397 align:center By mistake he handed the invitation to Daljit Dosanjh instead. 01:59:12.687 --> 01:59:13.687 align:center Daljit's here? 01:59:14.229 --> 01:59:16.769 align:center No, son. Even Neetu Shatran Wala doesn't show up for free. 01:59:16.771 --> 01:59:17.971 align:center What makes you think Daljit Dosanjh would? 01:59:17.979 --> 01:59:19.439 align:center Sister-in-law, please come inside. 01:59:19.437 --> 01:59:20.937 align:center We'll sit and talk. 01:59:20.937 --> 01:59:22.067 align:center I'll call Goldie too. 01:59:22.437 --> 01:59:23.067 align:center Please come. 01:59:23.062 --> 01:59:23.722 align:center Come on in, son. 01:59:23.729 --> 01:59:25.729 align:center Please come in. Uncle, you come in as well. 01:59:34.979 --> 01:59:37.729 align:center Oh good, your wife is here too. 01:59:38.521 --> 01:59:41.771 align:center But Jass was saying, "Why did you bring your wife along?" 01:59:41.979 --> 01:59:43.479 align:center He's naive. 01:59:43.854 --> 01:59:49.274 align:center I clearly told him husband and wife should come together. 01:59:49.562 --> 01:59:51.772 align:center Do you know us? 01:59:54.937 --> 01:59:57.277 align:center Why else would get a ring for you? 01:59:58.104 --> 02:00:00.354 align:center "He has the ring ready." 02:00:00.521 --> 02:00:03.021 align:center Show me your hand, brother-in-law. 02:00:04.687 --> 02:00:07.857 align:center "Amreek Singh loves you." 02:00:13.354 --> 02:00:16.894 align:center I'll be right back, brother-in-law. I'll be right back. 02:00:18.062 --> 02:00:19.682 align:center I just don't get it. 02:00:19.687 --> 02:00:22.567 align:center Jass's father-in-law come here, shows me the ring and then runs away. 02:00:23.354 --> 02:00:26.564 align:center I don't understand why he keeps addressing you as brother-in-law. 02:00:26.562 --> 02:00:28.852 align:center If he abuses me, I can still complain. 02:00:29.062 --> 02:00:29.972 align:center But he's calling me brother-in-law, so I've got nothing left to say. 02:00:30.937 --> 02:00:31.857 align:center Look over there. 02:00:32.479 --> 02:00:35.479 align:center Daddy's walking right behind my father-in-law to eavesdrop. 02:00:35.854 --> 02:00:37.774 align:center We are going to get exposed. 02:00:39.937 --> 02:00:41.897 align:center He's taking advantage of being invisible. 02:00:42.062 --> 02:00:42.932 align:center - Goldie... - Yes? 02:00:42.937 --> 02:00:44.477 align:center You'll have to become the villain. 02:00:46.646 --> 02:00:47.436 align:center Do one thing... 02:00:47.437 --> 02:00:50.897 align:center Get us married before we get caught. 02:00:51.271 --> 02:00:52.021 align:center - Okay. - Okay. 02:00:56.229 --> 02:00:58.649 align:center Come on, hurry up, Jass is calling you. 02:00:58.646 --> 02:01:01.646 align:center How did you know I was here? 02:01:01.646 --> 02:01:04.356 align:center My name is Abdul, I know everything about everyone. 02:01:04.354 --> 02:01:07.014 align:center Come on, hurry up. Let's go, let's go. 02:01:07.021 --> 02:01:08.311 align:center Why do you look so worried? 02:01:09.396 --> 02:01:10.606 align:center I'm missing Daddy. 02:01:11.062 --> 02:01:11.852 align:center You're not missing your mom? 02:01:12.437 --> 02:01:13.977 align:center I can only see Daddy. 02:01:14.812 --> 02:01:16.472 align:center Here, Uncle is here. 02:01:16.479 --> 02:01:17.479 align:center Here you go. 02:01:17.479 --> 02:01:18.859 align:center Uncle, shall we go ahead with the wedding vows? 02:01:18.854 --> 02:01:19.764 align:center How can you just leave like that? 02:01:19.771 --> 02:01:21.311 align:center Finish the rituals first. 02:01:21.312 --> 02:01:22.682 align:center The rituals... 02:01:23.062 --> 02:01:24.932 align:center Fine, this is an easy ritual. 02:01:25.062 --> 02:01:25.972 align:center Here you go, son. 02:01:28.396 --> 02:01:29.476 align:center Oh no! 02:01:30.146 --> 02:01:31.186 align:center What happened? 02:01:31.187 --> 02:01:33.857 align:center Goldie dragged me here straight from the toilet. 02:01:34.021 --> 02:01:35.681 align:center I forgot to wash my hands. 02:01:38.146 --> 02:01:39.356 align:center I'll be right back. 02:01:39.354 --> 02:01:41.314 align:center Can't you do anything right? 02:01:41.312 --> 02:01:42.682 align:center Now you want me to teach him how to wash hands as well? 02:01:42.687 --> 02:01:43.817 align:center You should have! 02:01:43.812 --> 02:01:45.392 align:center He fed me sweets with his dirty hands. 02:01:45.396 --> 02:01:46.606 align:center It's okay, just say aaa... 02:01:48.646 --> 02:01:50.856 align:center Say aaa... You okay? 02:01:51.896 --> 02:01:54.066 align:center What's the big deal, Jass? 02:01:54.271 --> 02:01:56.021 align:center It's not like it had shit on it. 02:01:56.521 --> 02:01:57.891 align:center It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 02:01:57.896 --> 02:01:59.026 align:center - Be strong. - Jass? 02:01:59.687 --> 02:02:01.027 align:center You have to live with her for the rest of your life. 02:02:03.479 --> 02:02:05.319 align:center Greetings. 02:02:05.646 --> 02:02:06.396 align:center Greetings. 02:02:06.396 --> 02:02:08.276 align:center I'm so happy that you're here. 02:02:09.979 --> 02:02:12.109 align:center He is Goldie's son. 02:02:12.396 --> 02:02:13.226 align:center Greetings. 02:02:13.771 --> 02:02:15.971 align:center I never saw him at Mr. Dhillon's place. 02:02:15.979 --> 02:02:17.979 align:center How would you see him there? He stays with me. 02:02:19.979 --> 02:02:22.899 align:center Don't you miss your mom, son? 02:02:24.604 --> 02:02:25.644 align:center Why would I miss my mom? 02:02:25.812 --> 02:02:26.932 align:center I miss Daddy. 02:02:27.854 --> 02:02:29.934 align:center Looks like he is upset with his mom. 02:02:30.229 --> 02:02:32.439 align:center He's not upset. He stays with me. 02:02:32.854 --> 02:02:36.314 align:center That's why I said, "Looks like he's upset with his mom." 02:02:36.312 --> 02:02:40.432 align:center This is not the time to behave like a local train and stop at every station. 02:02:40.437 --> 02:02:42.607 align:center It's time for the wedding. Come on, let's go. 02:02:42.604 --> 02:02:43.644 align:center Bye, dear. 02:02:43.854 --> 02:02:44.894 align:center Let's go. 02:02:45.396 --> 02:02:46.316 align:center Did you wash your hands? 02:02:46.562 --> 02:02:47.222 align:center Yes. 02:02:47.229 --> 02:02:48.819 align:center No, I don't believe you. 02:02:48.812 --> 02:02:51.222 align:center He came out of the toilet without washing his hands. 02:02:51.854 --> 02:02:52.434 align:center Let's go. 02:02:52.437 --> 02:02:53.147 align:center - Here you go. - No. 02:02:53.146 --> 02:02:53.896 align:center Let's go. 02:02:53.896 --> 02:02:55.106 align:center I'll come back and talk to you. 02:02:55.104 --> 02:02:55.514 align:center Let's go. 02:02:55.521 --> 02:02:56.221 align:center - Let's go, son. - Yes, let's go. 02:02:56.229 --> 02:02:57.279 align:center Let's go wash your face. 02:02:57.729 --> 02:02:58.569 align:center Dirty people. 02:03:00.646 --> 02:03:02.606 align:center Shinda, I think your father's up to no good. 02:03:02.812 --> 02:03:05.472 align:center Is your backup ready in case things go wrong? 02:03:05.896 --> 02:03:06.976 align:center They are ready, Mummy. 02:03:07.187 --> 02:03:10.567 align:center You just give the order and Daddy's head goes flying. 02:03:12.437 --> 02:03:14.777 align:center Laddi, I think you guys should come over here. 02:03:14.937 --> 02:03:16.027 align:center Looks like things could get messy. 02:03:16.146 --> 02:03:17.106 align:center And if nothing happens, 02:03:17.229 --> 02:03:18.859 align:center you all can just grab some ice cream and head back. 02:03:19.229 --> 02:03:23.439 align:center Hey, why's your father-in-law addressing your friend as "brother-in-law"? 02:03:23.437 --> 02:03:25.017 align:center Daddy, that's their personal matter. 02:03:25.021 --> 02:03:26.601 align:center Why are you inspecting everything so hard? 02:03:26.604 --> 02:03:27.564 align:center You are the eldest member of the family. 02:03:27.562 --> 02:03:29.222 align:center Pull up a chair and collect the wedding gifts. 02:03:29.229 --> 02:03:30.279 align:center Should I start handing them out? 02:03:30.812 --> 02:03:32.102 align:center Are they going put the gifts on an empty chair? 02:03:32.104 --> 02:03:33.604 align:center You are too much, Daddy. 02:03:33.771 --> 02:03:34.931 align:center Daddy, I... 02:03:36.687 --> 02:03:38.527 align:center You're missing Daddy a lot, aren't you? 02:03:39.187 --> 02:03:41.267 align:center I can see him a lot when we are celebrating a joyous occasion. 02:03:41.271 --> 02:03:42.351 align:center Jass! 02:03:43.229 --> 02:03:44.319 align:center Congratulations! 02:03:44.312 --> 02:03:45.852 align:center Congratulations to you too. 02:03:45.854 --> 02:03:47.274 align:center To me too. 02:03:47.396 --> 02:03:49.276 align:center I just got a new wife. 02:03:50.479 --> 02:03:51.729 align:center New wife? 02:03:51.729 --> 02:03:52.689 align:center Yes. 02:03:53.521 --> 02:03:54.561 align:center No, she is your old wife. 02:03:54.562 --> 02:03:56.522 align:center - Yes. - I think you're way too drunk. 02:03:56.729 --> 02:03:57.899 align:center I don't even drink. 02:03:58.187 --> 02:04:00.027 align:center We follow Babaji. 02:04:00.646 --> 02:04:01.896 align:center No seriously, I don't drink. 02:04:01.896 --> 02:04:04.516 align:center I've got myself a whole new wife. 02:04:04.521 --> 02:04:06.771 align:center No, she's your original one. 02:04:07.021 --> 02:04:07.851 align:center Yes. 02:04:07.854 --> 02:04:09.024 align:center Really? 02:04:09.646 --> 02:04:11.436 align:center Jass, then did Sonu get cancelled? 02:04:11.896 --> 02:04:12.856 align:center Who's Sonu? 02:04:12.854 --> 02:04:15.434 align:center He means "sona baby". 02:04:15.437 --> 02:04:19.067 align:center - You know how couples have nick names? - Oh, sona baby, Sonu. 02:04:19.312 --> 02:04:20.472 align:center Right. 02:04:21.562 --> 02:04:24.182 align:center Yes, son? You called me? 02:04:24.187 --> 02:04:27.317 align:center Uncle, I was saying if you're busy here with the arrangements, 02:04:27.312 --> 02:04:29.722 align:center then me and Reet can go take the wedding vows by ourselves. 02:04:29.979 --> 02:04:32.069 align:center No, no, no. 02:04:32.437 --> 02:04:34.147 align:center I'm coming along too, son. 02:04:34.146 --> 02:04:37.146 align:center Everybody gather up! 02:04:37.396 --> 02:04:39.896 align:center We're taking one big family photo. 02:04:39.896 --> 02:04:42.276 align:center Call the rest, I'm already here 02:04:44.854 --> 02:04:45.724 align:center Thank God! 02:04:45.729 --> 02:04:47.939 align:center We'll finally go take the vows after we're done with the family photo. 02:04:47.937 --> 02:04:49.277 align:center Smile, please. 02:04:50.771 --> 02:04:52.521 align:center I'll set them straight. 02:04:53.687 --> 02:04:54.817 align:center Satti! 02:04:55.854 --> 02:04:57.894 align:center They came here as well? 02:04:58.687 --> 02:05:00.067 align:center I'll be damned. 02:05:00.062 --> 02:05:03.142 align:center You got me kidnapped to attend a wedding? 02:05:03.146 --> 02:05:04.856 align:center I didn't kidnap anyone, he kidnapped you. 02:05:04.854 --> 02:05:06.814 align:center I'm doing all this just to get you back. 02:05:06.812 --> 02:05:09.512 align:center She was pretending to be nice? 02:05:09.521 --> 02:05:10.471 align:center Well... 02:05:10.479 --> 02:05:13.069 align:center Wait, you...! 02:05:13.062 --> 02:05:14.722 align:center I won't spare you! 02:05:14.729 --> 02:05:18.479 align:center If you already knew they'd kidnapped me, why didn't you come rescue me? 02:05:18.729 --> 02:05:19.649 align:center I... 02:05:19.646 --> 02:05:23.686 align:center Jass, you knew your sister-in-law's lover? 02:05:23.687 --> 02:05:24.977 align:center He is his friend. 02:05:24.979 --> 02:05:26.939 align:center What friend? He's my enemy. 02:05:26.937 --> 02:05:29.937 align:center Hey relatives, did you get your guns just to make reels? 02:05:29.937 --> 02:05:32.437 align:center Shoot! Fire the guns! 02:05:33.104 --> 02:05:34.394 align:center You want me to whack you? 02:05:34.604 --> 02:05:36.394 align:center Standing on the side throwing weak punches! 02:05:36.562 --> 02:05:37.812 align:center Throw real punches! 02:05:37.937 --> 02:05:39.107 align:center Where are you all? 02:05:39.104 --> 02:05:40.514 align:center Things have gotten really messy here. 02:05:40.521 --> 02:05:41.721 align:center We're almost there. 02:05:41.854 --> 02:05:43.144 align:center Have Verka's milk before you get here. 02:05:43.146 --> 02:05:44.766 align:center We have to bash up a lot of people here. 02:05:44.771 --> 02:05:46.641 align:center - Okay, Guru. - Let's go, Satti. 02:05:47.146 --> 02:05:49.316 align:center Honey's wife ran away! 02:05:49.312 --> 02:05:50.602 align:center Let's go. 02:05:50.604 --> 02:05:52.934 align:center Goldie's wife ran away too! 02:05:53.187 --> 02:05:55.607 align:center What are you staring at? Go, stop your wife! 02:05:58.396 --> 02:06:00.016 align:center My father's gone, my mother's gone too... 02:06:00.021 --> 02:06:01.221 align:center What will I do with you guys here anyway? 02:06:11.687 --> 02:06:14.897 align:center These loud fireworks you people burst at the end... 02:06:14.896 --> 02:06:18.026 align:center On public demand, I have come to put an end to the race. 02:06:18.187 --> 02:06:18.937 align:center What did you think? 02:06:18.937 --> 02:06:21.517 align:center You'd fool Rosy and escape? 02:06:21.521 --> 02:06:26.141 align:center God's promise, only one man ever managed to betray Rosy and get away. 02:06:26.521 --> 02:06:27.561 align:center That was Mitthu. 02:06:27.562 --> 02:06:28.852 align:center And Gullu. 02:06:28.854 --> 02:06:30.564 align:center Tittu too. 02:06:30.562 --> 02:06:31.392 align:center Brother, Tony too. 02:06:31.854 --> 02:06:32.854 align:center Stop it, guys. 02:06:32.854 --> 02:06:34.434 align:center We don't have to mention everyone. 02:06:34.812 --> 02:06:35.602 align:center Do one thing... 02:06:35.604 --> 02:06:38.264 align:center As soon as I give the signal, spread the sheets out. 02:06:38.271 --> 02:06:39.431 align:center But we'd come to kill people. 02:06:39.437 --> 02:06:40.437 align:center Yes, exactly. 02:06:40.687 --> 02:06:42.277 align:center Now, everyone, go inside. 02:06:43.354 --> 02:06:45.144 align:center You should be ashamed. 02:06:45.521 --> 02:06:47.391 align:center You got such a good family, 02:06:47.396 --> 02:06:49.936 align:center and you still you roam around disgracing yourself. 02:06:49.937 --> 02:06:50.897 align:center Rosy, my sister... 02:06:52.646 --> 02:06:53.686 align:center Who are you calling "sister", huh? 02:06:53.687 --> 02:06:55.897 align:center Rosy, my brother, please take them away. 02:06:55.896 --> 02:06:56.856 align:center Uncle... 02:06:57.229 --> 02:06:58.769 align:center Uncle, should we go for the wedding vow now? 02:06:58.771 --> 02:06:59.811 align:center Jass... 02:06:59.812 --> 02:07:01.102 align:center I'm warning you. 02:07:01.896 --> 02:07:04.356 align:center Rosy, my brother, don't take them along. 02:07:04.812 --> 02:07:08.102 align:center What's the big deal, even if they took our sisters-in-law away for a few days? 02:07:08.104 --> 02:07:09.474 align:center Forget it, let it go. 02:07:09.479 --> 02:07:11.109 align:center That's my boy. 02:07:11.437 --> 02:07:14.027 align:center It makes me want to fire bullets over your head. 02:07:14.187 --> 02:07:16.727 align:center They have already disgraced themselves. 02:07:16.729 --> 02:07:18.229 align:center You get rid of them. 02:07:18.604 --> 02:07:19.854 align:center Take them away. 02:07:20.604 --> 02:07:21.354 align:center Jass! 02:07:21.646 --> 02:07:23.726 align:center Rosy, my brother, please let it go. 02:07:23.729 --> 02:07:27.149 align:center What are we going to gain by beating them if their own husbands forgave them? 02:07:27.146 --> 02:07:28.396 align:center Their husbands forgave them? 02:07:28.521 --> 02:07:30.011 align:center Who are these "husbands" to say anything? 02:07:30.021 --> 02:07:31.261 align:center They are their husbands! 02:07:31.271 --> 02:07:32.521 align:center What's there to argue about it? 02:07:32.687 --> 02:07:35.977 align:center Then tell me who her husband is. 02:07:36.937 --> 02:07:38.647 align:center Goldie... speak up. 02:07:42.354 --> 02:07:43.434 align:center She's Honey's wife. 02:07:43.437 --> 02:07:46.107 align:center Yes... I only met her today. 02:07:46.396 --> 02:07:47.816 align:center Brand new wife. 02:07:47.812 --> 02:07:49.062 align:center Damn you! 02:07:49.229 --> 02:07:51.029 align:center You have no sense! 02:07:52.771 --> 02:07:55.181 align:center Why is he acting like this? 02:07:55.437 --> 02:07:57.607 align:center They're all crazy. Completely gone in the head. 02:07:57.896 --> 02:07:59.856 align:center Come on brother, let's leave. 02:08:00.354 --> 02:08:02.894 align:center Honey, why are you acting crazy? 02:08:02.896 --> 02:08:04.396 align:center Sonu is your wife. 02:08:04.396 --> 02:08:05.186 align:center Enough. 02:08:05.437 --> 02:08:06.857 align:center You stay quiet... 02:08:07.146 --> 02:08:08.816 align:center She is his wife. 02:08:09.562 --> 02:08:11.852 align:center And he is her husband. 02:08:12.896 --> 02:08:13.976 align:center Have some shame, Goldie. 02:08:13.979 --> 02:08:15.399 align:center On one side you keep trying to woo me, 02:08:15.396 --> 02:08:16.776 align:center and on the other side you've kept her too? 02:08:16.937 --> 02:08:18.187 align:center I'll deal with you later. 02:08:18.187 --> 02:08:20.357 align:center You did exactly what I expected from you. 02:08:20.354 --> 02:08:23.354 align:center Daddy, please let me explain everything. 02:08:23.354 --> 02:08:24.644 align:center Please... 02:08:25.146 --> 02:08:26.896 align:center He can see his dead father today. 02:08:27.271 --> 02:08:28.561 align:center He's literally talking to him. 02:08:29.979 --> 02:08:30.899 align:center What is this now? 02:08:30.896 --> 02:08:32.776 align:center I'll be damned. 02:08:32.937 --> 02:08:34.777 align:center Now who's this "sister"? 02:08:34.896 --> 02:08:36.566 align:center She's his sister. 02:08:36.562 --> 02:08:38.352 align:center Whose sister did you make me now? 02:08:38.354 --> 02:08:40.474 align:center Don't get so angry, dear. 02:08:40.771 --> 02:08:43.811 align:center I'm trying my best to fix this family. 02:08:44.979 --> 02:08:46.729 align:center You should talk some sense into her. 02:08:46.937 --> 02:08:48.357 align:center Why would you do that? 02:08:48.937 --> 02:08:50.357 align:center I don't know. 02:08:50.687 --> 02:08:52.317 align:center You keep following her around. 02:08:52.687 --> 02:08:54.227 align:center Are you having an affair with her? 02:08:54.396 --> 02:08:56.566 align:center Who will follow around, if not her? 02:08:59.396 --> 02:09:00.516 align:center See? 02:09:00.521 --> 02:09:05.561 align:center You were busy ruining your brothers' families, and now your own family's ruined too. 02:09:07.479 --> 02:09:08.479 align:center Sister-in-law? Brother? 02:09:08.479 --> 02:09:09.939 align:center Did I ever say anything to you? 02:09:10.562 --> 02:09:11.562 align:center - No. - No. 02:09:12.771 --> 02:09:14.271 align:center One minute, listen to me. 02:09:15.896 --> 02:09:16.856 align:center Come here. 02:09:17.271 --> 02:09:20.011 align:center You too. 02:09:20.021 --> 02:09:21.391 align:center Learn to live together, peacefully. 02:09:21.396 --> 02:09:22.356 align:center This is great! 02:09:22.354 --> 02:09:23.644 align:center We should clap. 02:09:23.646 --> 02:09:24.856 align:center This is great! 02:09:25.021 --> 02:09:26.511 align:center Jass, your father-in-law has gone crazy. 02:09:26.521 --> 02:09:28.181 align:center Why would I live with them? 02:09:28.354 --> 02:09:29.354 align:center Look how she talks! 02:09:29.896 --> 02:09:32.646 align:center Just do what the elders are saying. 02:09:33.979 --> 02:09:35.019 align:center I'm warning you... 02:09:35.021 --> 02:09:36.061 align:center The way you are talking, 02:09:36.062 --> 02:09:38.182 align:center our relationship will break before it even begins. 02:09:38.437 --> 02:09:40.397 align:center Which sister-in-law? Which relationship? 02:09:40.396 --> 02:09:42.316 align:center Jass, think carefully before getting married. 02:09:42.312 --> 02:09:44.272 align:center This entire family looks mentally unstable to me. 02:09:44.479 --> 02:09:48.899 align:center Wow! You brother can see his dead father. 02:09:48.896 --> 02:09:50.186 align:center And we're the crazy ones? 02:09:50.187 --> 02:09:51.567 align:center Whose father died? 02:09:52.396 --> 02:09:54.686 align:center Yours and your brother's? 02:09:55.354 --> 02:09:56.644 align:center Uncle, please listen to me. 02:09:56.771 --> 02:09:58.391 align:center I'll stop taking your age into consideration. 02:09:58.396 --> 02:10:00.276 align:center Stop it or I'll drag you by your hair! 02:10:00.562 --> 02:10:03.682 align:center I didn't book this five-lakh-per-day palace just for people to scream at each other! 02:10:03.687 --> 02:10:04.517 align:center Then make her stop! 02:10:04.521 --> 02:10:05.601 align:center Look at how she is barking! 02:10:06.562 --> 02:10:08.222 align:center You don't even know how to speak to your elders. 02:10:08.604 --> 02:10:10.354 align:center Good thing you are having an affair. 02:10:10.896 --> 02:10:12.436 align:center Who are you having an affair with? 02:10:12.562 --> 02:10:13.932 align:center I don't know either. 02:10:14.354 --> 02:10:16.184 align:center Instead of giving me a new ring, 02:10:16.187 --> 02:10:17.937 align:center you people are about to get my old one removed too. 02:10:17.937 --> 02:10:21.147 align:center Start talking or are you waiting for them to start pulling each other's hair? 02:10:22.021 --> 02:10:23.851 align:center The wedding's already over. 02:10:24.271 --> 02:10:26.221 align:center When will Sonu get here? Tell me. 02:10:28.271 --> 02:10:29.851 align:center Who's Sonu now? 02:10:30.146 --> 02:10:31.526 align:center His wife. 02:10:34.937 --> 02:10:37.647 align:center Hey, can't you see her standing right there? 02:10:37.937 --> 02:10:39.727 align:center You can't see her? 02:10:39.979 --> 02:10:42.729 align:center This whole mess was created by these two idiots. 02:10:43.062 --> 02:10:44.222 align:center You goons! 02:10:44.229 --> 02:10:45.609 align:center Tell me will you destroy someone else's family again! 02:10:45.604 --> 02:10:47.724 align:center Will you ruin someone else's family again?! 02:10:47.729 --> 02:10:49.479 align:center For God's sake, let us leave. 02:10:49.729 --> 02:10:51.229 align:center You'll make us go mental as well. 02:10:51.229 --> 02:10:52.939 align:center I'm already halfway mental. 02:10:52.937 --> 02:10:54.227 align:center Let me make you fully mental too. 02:10:54.646 --> 02:10:56.066 align:center Uncle, please listen. 02:10:56.812 --> 02:10:58.142 align:center We came here late. 02:10:58.312 --> 02:11:00.522 align:center This entire web of lies is too tangled. 02:11:00.771 --> 02:11:03.141 align:center Let us know if you need any support from us. 02:11:03.146 --> 02:11:04.726 align:center We are here to help you. 02:11:06.479 --> 02:11:10.069 align:center She's trying to ruin her brothers' families. 02:11:10.062 --> 02:11:12.312 align:center I thought her husband was decent, 02:11:12.896 --> 02:11:16.436 align:center but now he's also having affairs with her. 02:11:17.896 --> 02:11:22.226 align:center Goldie and Honey's wives were already having affairs with those guys. 02:11:24.396 --> 02:11:27.816 align:center My wife can have an affair with whoever she wants in the world. 02:11:28.771 --> 02:11:29.761 align:center I don't mind. 02:11:29.771 --> 02:11:32.101 align:center This whole family seems prideless to me. 02:11:32.104 --> 02:11:34.644 align:center Who exactly are you saying I'm having an affair with? 02:11:34.812 --> 02:11:36.642 align:center Why are you disturbing us? 02:11:36.646 --> 02:11:38.146 align:center Let me understand. 02:11:38.562 --> 02:11:41.102 align:center Uncle, please take it from the top. 02:11:41.104 --> 02:11:42.144 align:center Listen carefully now. 02:11:42.396 --> 02:11:44.766 align:center She's trying to destroy her brothers' families. 02:11:44.771 --> 02:11:46.811 align:center I thought her husband was decent, 02:11:46.812 --> 02:11:49.142 align:center but now he's also involved with her. 02:11:49.146 --> 02:11:52.896 align:center Goldie and Honey's wives were having affairs with those guys. 02:11:53.104 --> 02:11:57.514 align:center My wife can have an affair with whoever she wants. 02:11:57.521 --> 02:11:58.761 align:center I don't mind. 02:11:58.771 --> 02:12:02.811 align:center All these affairs in your family are making me faint, brother. 02:12:02.812 --> 02:12:06.432 align:center Point a figure at my character again and I'll stop being considerate of your age. 02:12:07.062 --> 02:12:07.932 align:center Fine! 02:12:07.937 --> 02:12:10.227 align:center Now I know... 02:12:10.229 --> 02:12:13.229 align:center you wife surely abuses you at home as well. 02:12:13.396 --> 02:12:15.356 align:center Why are you dragging me into all this? 02:12:15.354 --> 02:12:20.474 align:center Your wife is ill-mannered because of that woman you are chasing. 02:12:20.604 --> 02:12:25.064 align:center Say a word against me and I'll stop being considerate of your age. 02:12:25.187 --> 02:12:26.767 align:center Jass, what are you standing here staring at? 02:12:26.771 --> 02:12:28.601 align:center The exact same thing you're staring at. 02:12:28.604 --> 02:12:30.974 align:center You guys got me confused again. 02:12:31.396 --> 02:12:34.726 align:center Uncle, tell me the whole story again. 02:12:35.104 --> 02:12:36.684 align:center How many more times do I need to tell you? 02:12:36.896 --> 02:12:39.016 align:center She's trying to destroy her brothers' families. 02:12:39.021 --> 02:12:42.761 align:center I thought her husband was decent, but now he's also involved with her. 02:12:42.771 --> 02:12:46.181 align:center Goldie and Honey's wives were having affairs with those guys. 02:12:46.187 --> 02:12:47.437 align:center Now it's his turn to speak. 02:12:47.437 --> 02:12:51.277 align:center Sonu can have an affair with whoever she wants. 02:12:51.396 --> 02:12:52.566 align:center I don't mind. 02:12:52.896 --> 02:12:55.356 align:center He just said such a beautiful thing. 02:12:55.354 --> 02:12:58.644 align:center Seeing his confidence, even I've become free from shame. 02:12:59.104 --> 02:12:59.854 align:center Wait a minute. 02:12:59.854 --> 02:13:02.104 align:center Who is Goldie's wife is having an affair with? 02:13:02.104 --> 02:13:03.014 align:center With him. 02:13:03.021 --> 02:13:04.561 align:center Why would I have an affair with him? 02:13:04.562 --> 02:13:07.522 align:center Not you... Goldie's wife. 02:13:07.646 --> 02:13:08.686 align:center Then who am I? 02:13:08.687 --> 02:13:09.857 align:center His sister. 02:13:10.229 --> 02:13:11.899 align:center Sister? Then who is he? 02:13:12.354 --> 02:13:13.394 align:center Goldie's son. 02:13:13.396 --> 02:13:14.566 align:center Who is he to me? 02:13:14.562 --> 02:13:15.972 align:center Your nephew. You are his aunt. 02:13:15.979 --> 02:13:18.689 align:center Then who's my husband? 02:13:19.646 --> 02:13:21.016 align:center Then who am I? 02:13:21.021 --> 02:13:23.771 align:center You are his... item. 02:13:23.979 --> 02:13:26.189 align:center Uncle, I'm seriously about to slap you. 02:13:26.187 --> 02:13:28.477 align:center Then do it, what are you waiting for? 02:13:28.479 --> 02:13:31.229 align:center You scoundrel, you have mixed up all relationship. 02:13:31.354 --> 02:13:33.184 align:center I'm Goldie's wife! 02:13:38.896 --> 02:13:40.266 align:center Daddy, stop driving the motorcycle. 02:13:40.271 --> 02:13:41.851 align:center You don't even have a license. 02:13:42.021 --> 02:13:44.351 align:center My father has gone insane again. 02:13:45.562 --> 02:13:48.222 align:center Don't you dare ever bring me to such weddings again. 02:13:48.229 --> 02:13:50.029 align:center You're talking about "such" weddings? 02:13:50.271 --> 02:13:52.391 align:center I swear I'm done attending weddings forever. 02:13:52.729 --> 02:13:54.779 align:center Sister, you have gone crazy. 02:13:54.937 --> 02:13:58.937 align:center As far as I understand, she is Goldie's wife, 02:14:00.687 --> 02:14:02.397 align:center and she is Shahid's wife. 02:14:03.354 --> 02:14:04.684 align:center Now who is Shahid? 02:14:04.812 --> 02:14:06.852 align:center Honey. Don't you get it? 02:14:06.854 --> 02:14:08.974 align:center Honey's wife is dead. 02:14:11.646 --> 02:14:12.476 align:center Have you gone blind? 02:14:12.479 --> 02:14:13.649 align:center Can't you see her standing there? 02:14:15.021 --> 02:14:16.761 align:center That's just our maid. 02:14:16.771 --> 02:14:18.971 align:center What? One minute, Uncle. 02:14:19.104 --> 02:14:20.144 align:center Let me sit with you too. 02:14:20.146 --> 02:14:21.436 align:center These people have driven me insane. 02:14:22.104 --> 02:14:23.604 align:center They've made me crazy. 02:14:23.854 --> 02:14:25.854 align:center Slow down, the road's quite bad. 02:14:26.521 --> 02:14:27.681 align:center Now there are cows on the road. 02:14:28.854 --> 02:14:30.434 align:center Idiot, when are you going to speak up? 02:14:30.437 --> 02:14:32.477 align:center After everybody's already sitting on that motorcycle? 02:14:32.646 --> 02:14:34.606 align:center Oh God, why did you send me back? 02:14:34.729 --> 02:14:35.979 align:center Stop them! 02:14:36.354 --> 02:14:38.974 align:center Uncle! Uncle! Stop the motorcycle! 02:14:38.979 --> 02:14:39.859 align:center Please, stop. 02:14:39.854 --> 02:14:43.854 align:center Everything you've seen and heard till now was a lie. 02:14:44.062 --> 02:14:45.682 align:center Neither of these two women are my sisters-in-law. 02:14:45.812 --> 02:14:48.852 align:center The one you think is our sister is actually my sister-in-law... 02:14:49.271 --> 02:14:51.021 align:center Goldie's wife, Daljeet. 02:14:51.979 --> 02:14:54.979 align:center Our fate turned bad after Daddy passed away. 02:14:54.979 --> 02:15:00.069 align:center And after Daddy died, Honey's wife Sonu also passed away. 02:15:00.062 --> 02:15:01.182 align:center What? 02:15:01.896 --> 02:15:03.186 align:center Sonu died? 02:15:03.396 --> 02:15:06.146 align:center Honey, it's time for you to know the truth. 02:15:06.562 --> 02:15:09.602 align:center After Daddy died, Sonu also passed away. 02:15:12.062 --> 02:15:15.772 align:center And after Sonu died, Daljeet left the house too. 02:15:16.187 --> 02:15:18.027 align:center Reet, your father wanted you to marry 02:15:18.312 --> 02:15:23.102 align:center into a home where women are well settled. 02:15:23.312 --> 02:15:25.562 align:center But no woman ever settled well in our house. 02:15:26.937 --> 02:15:30.647 align:center I lied about everything to make you mine. 02:15:31.646 --> 02:15:34.976 align:center I thought I'd tell the truth when the right time came. 02:15:35.354 --> 02:15:36.394 align:center But because of Daddy, 02:15:36.729 --> 02:15:39.649 align:center I had to rush into the wedding before telling the truth. 02:15:40.646 --> 02:15:43.856 align:center Uncle, if possible... please forgive me. 02:15:44.354 --> 02:15:48.064 align:center You can't hide your sins behind your father's name. 02:15:48.312 --> 02:15:50.812 align:center And besides, your father is no longer in this world. 02:15:50.979 --> 02:15:51.899 align:center Who says he isn't. 02:15:52.396 --> 02:15:53.436 align:center He is here. 02:15:53.937 --> 02:15:54.777 align:center Look over here. 02:15:54.937 --> 02:15:55.857 align:center Daddy... 02:16:08.062 --> 02:16:09.102 align:center Mr. Amreek Singh, 02:16:09.604 --> 02:16:11.064 align:center my children are naive. 02:16:11.687 --> 02:16:14.187 align:center I apologise on their behalf. 02:16:15.396 --> 02:16:18.726 align:center Uncle, Grandpa says his children are naive 02:16:19.146 --> 02:16:20.686 align:center and he's asking forgiveness for them. 02:16:26.896 --> 02:16:28.316 align:center The bike's in reverse, move back. 02:16:28.312 --> 02:16:29.352 align:center Move back! 02:16:29.354 --> 02:16:32.274 align:center He has hit the reverse gear! 02:16:37.521 --> 02:16:40.721 align:center Alright then, my useless children, I'm going back. 02:16:41.104 --> 02:16:43.064 align:center Don't go, Grandpa. Stay with us. 02:16:43.062 --> 02:16:45.272 align:center Son, even after I leave, I'll still be with you all. 02:16:45.937 --> 02:16:47.607 align:center Uncle, I can't see you, 02:16:47.729 --> 02:16:50.649 align:center but if you can hear me then give Sonu my message. 02:16:50.646 --> 02:16:53.566 align:center Either she comes back as a ghost like you, 02:16:53.562 --> 02:16:56.762 align:center or else I've got another proposal, she shouldn't mind it later. 02:16:56.771 --> 02:17:00.351 align:center Idiots, fix my nephew, otherwise you already know me. 02:17:00.646 --> 02:17:04.266 align:center Even if my photo hangs on the wall, I'll still teach a lesson to you all. 02:17:04.271 --> 02:17:05.471 align:center Daddy, please wait one minute. 02:17:05.479 --> 02:17:06.609 align:center Let's take a selfie. 02:17:06.771 --> 02:17:08.721 align:center I'll post it online with "Daddy Returns." 02:17:09.229 --> 02:17:10.569 align:center I'll going to hit both of you. 02:17:11.021 --> 02:17:11.971 align:center Why hit me, Daddy? 02:17:11.979 --> 02:17:13.569 align:center It's Goldie who deserves it. 02:17:13.896 --> 02:17:16.106 align:center Alright, alright, I'm getting late now. 02:17:16.104 --> 02:17:18.724 align:center Tell the daughters-in-law if they want my blessings, they can take them now. 02:17:18.729 --> 02:17:19.519 align:center Okay, Daddy. 02:17:19.521 --> 02:17:21.221 align:center Come on, take his blessings. Touch his feet. 02:17:21.229 --> 02:17:22.569 align:center Go take his blessings, hurry up. 02:17:22.687 --> 02:17:24.107 align:center - Come on, take his blessings. - Not over there. 02:17:24.104 --> 02:17:25.224 align:center - Where are you going? - Over here. 02:17:25.229 --> 02:17:26.019 align:center - This way. - They are touching the ground. 02:17:26.021 --> 02:17:26.931 align:center - Hey! - On your right. 02:17:26.937 --> 02:17:27.817 align:center - This way... - This way... 02:17:27.812 --> 02:17:28.972 align:center On your left... 02:17:28.979 --> 02:17:31.069 align:center On your right... 02:17:31.271 --> 02:17:31.851 align:center This way... 02:17:31.854 --> 02:17:33.854 align:center Forget it, they're clearly not interested. 02:17:33.854 --> 02:17:35.854 align:center - Come back. Come back. - Come back. 02:17:36.479 --> 02:17:38.189 align:center Daddy said let it be. He says you are clearly not interested. 02:17:38.396 --> 02:17:40.896 align:center Grandpa, when will you come back again? 02:17:40.896 --> 02:17:45.146 align:center Son, next time I come, it'll only be to bless some good work. 02:17:45.146 --> 02:17:47.276 align:center So that means we shouldn't expect you back anymore, Daddy? 02:17:48.604 --> 02:17:51.224 align:center Idiots, does that means you are never going to do anything right? 02:17:51.396 --> 02:17:52.726 align:center You ungrateful, useless child! 02:17:52.729 --> 02:17:54.069 align:center How can anyone feel any pride? 02:18:02.562 --> 02:18:05.512 align:center - The things she does with style... - Yes, she does... 02:18:05.521 --> 02:18:09.311 align:center She does it with style, wearing red socks and black sandals... 02:18:09.437 --> 02:18:10.517 align:center Wonderful! 02:18:10.521 --> 02:18:14.221 align:center Wearing red socks and black sandals, swagger in every stride. 02:18:15.396 --> 02:18:18.686 align:center If my eyes goes... 02:18:19.729 --> 02:18:23.279 align:center If my eyes goes... 02:18:24.271 --> 02:18:29.021 align:center Tell me girl, what do you need? 02:18:29.604 --> 02:18:33.774 align:center Why you staring sideways at me? 02:18:34.521 --> 02:18:38.971 align:center Stop it before some drama starts, 02:18:39.146 --> 02:18:44.606 align:center I keep praising your waist nonstop. 02:18:45.062 --> 02:18:49.512 align:center Something's bound to happen tonight, 02:18:49.521 --> 02:18:53.891 align:center If the weapon in my eyes goes wild. 02:18:53.896 --> 02:18:56.106 align:center Something's bound to happen tonight, 02:18:56.104 --> 02:18:58.314 align:center If the weapon in my eyes goes wild. 02:18:58.312 --> 02:19:04.472 align:center You'll go insane watching me dance and swing, 02:19:04.646 --> 02:19:06.936 align:center I'm finer than the purest gold ring, 02:19:06.937 --> 02:19:09.267 align:center Boy, you're just a little silver thing. 02:19:09.271 --> 02:19:11.391 align:center I'm finer than the purest gold ring, 02:19:11.396 --> 02:19:13.646 align:center Boy, you're just a little silver thing. 02:19:13.646 --> 02:19:15.766 align:center I'm finer than the purest gold ring, 02:19:15.771 --> 02:19:19.221 align:center Boy, you're just a little silver thing. 02:19:19.896 --> 02:19:22.066 align:center You walk around like a royal queen, 02:19:22.062 --> 02:19:25.472 align:center Your anklets echo deep in me. 02:19:26.396 --> 02:19:28.476 align:center You walk around like a royal queen, 02:19:28.479 --> 02:19:31.979 align:center Your anklets echo deep in me. 02:19:33.229 --> 02:19:35.229 align:center No wonder this boy fell so hard, 02:19:35.229 --> 02:19:38.649 align:center Your beauty feels straight out of Iran. 02:19:39.354 --> 02:19:41.684 align:center I could spend my whole life, 02:19:41.687 --> 02:19:43.687 align:center As the locket on your chain so tight. 02:19:43.687 --> 02:19:45.857 align:center I could spend my whole life, 02:19:45.854 --> 02:19:48.014 align:center As the locket on your chain so tight. 02:19:48.021 --> 02:19:50.351 align:center I could spend my whole life, 02:19:50.354 --> 02:19:53.774 align:center As the locket on your chain so tight. 02:20:00.729 --> 02:20:03.269 align:center More beautiful than beautiful is my glow, 02:20:03.271 --> 02:20:06.681 align:center No one matches my style, you know. 02:20:07.479 --> 02:20:09.899 align:center Come walk beside me if you dare, 02:20:09.896 --> 02:20:13.396 align:center Even peacocks stop and stare. 02:20:13.937 --> 02:20:19.857 align:center You just wait and watch my new red hair extension swing, 02:20:20.354 --> 02:20:22.854 align:center I'm finer than the purest gold ring, 02:20:22.854 --> 02:20:24.854 align:center Boy, you're just a little silver thing. 02:20:24.854 --> 02:20:27.184 align:center I'm finer than the purest gold ring, 02:20:27.187 --> 02:20:29.357 align:center Boy, you're just a little silver thing. 02:20:29.354 --> 02:20:31.474 align:center Here, I brought you a special gift, 02:20:31.479 --> 02:20:35.769 align:center My heart wrapped in this. 02:20:35.771 --> 02:20:38.011 align:center This young Jatt's gone wild with pride, 02:20:38.021 --> 02:20:43.681 align:center Youth like this just can't be priced. 02:20:44.271 --> 02:20:48.221 align:center I'll get a nose-ring made for you, 02:20:48.229 --> 02:20:51.729 align:center Girl, using the lightning on cue. 02:20:51.729 --> 02:20:54.189 align:center I could spend my whole life, 02:20:54.187 --> 02:20:56.187 align:center As the locket on your chain so tight. 02:20:56.187 --> 02:20:58.517 align:center I could spend my whole life, 02:20:58.521 --> 02:21:01.721 align:center As the locket on your chain so tight. 02:21:02.354 --> 02:21:06.314 align:center Take a picture while I smile, 02:21:06.604 --> 02:21:10.104 align:center While I tell you what my heart hides. 02:21:11.271 --> 02:21:13.811 align:center Create a reel of my dance with joy, 02:21:13.812 --> 02:21:16.892 align:center And make it go viral overnight. 02:21:17.812 --> 02:21:20.392 align:center Let Gippy... 02:21:20.396 --> 02:21:25.436 align:center Let Gippy own your youth like a king, 02:21:25.437 --> 02:21:27.687 align:center I'm finer than the purest gold ring, 02:21:27.687 --> 02:21:29.607 align:center Boy, you're just a little silver thing. 02:21:29.604 --> 02:21:32.014 align:center I could spend my whole life, 02:21:32.021 --> 02:21:34.011 align:center As the locket on your chain so tight. 02:21:34.021 --> 02:21:36.311 align:center I'm finer than the purest gold ring, 02:21:36.312 --> 02:21:38.262 align:center Boy, you're just a little silver thing. 02:21:38.271 --> 02:21:40.681 align:center I could spend my whole life, 02:21:40.687 --> 02:21:48.647 align:center As the locket on your chain so tight.