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The swagger
and the boots both stay solid, girl.

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Pulled a lot of people out
to their delusions too, girl.

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All the others are just followers,
I alone am the don...

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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We are bounded together
for seven lifetimes,

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Jatta, I fell in love with you
for the fourth time.

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I stand with swagger, walk with swagger,
fight with swagger too.

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And the ones who don't even see me
in their dreams, sorry about that too.

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I stand with swagger, walk with swagger,
fight with swagger too.

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And the ones who don't even see me
in their dreams, sorry about that too.

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I stay in a chill mood 24/7,

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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Oh my love, I'm crazy only about you.

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Believe me, my love, I swear on it too.

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Wherever I stand,
I give out leader like vibes,

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The world's crazy about us,
lining up to serve us.

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Every old and new heart's got
this guy stamped on it,

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People in Lahore too dance
to the desi Jatt's songs.

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Punjabi look, royal smile,
with a glass in hand,

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This Jatt is like Mauli keeps
a sickle close too.

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This Jatt came into this world all alone,

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Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

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Oh no, my uncle,
who was like a father to me, is gone!

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Earlier the house
felt alive because of him...

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now the house is there,
but uncle isn't.

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O Uncle...

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- Honey is here, Goldie.
- O Uncle...

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He won't leave until the rituals are through.

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Uncle...

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Uncle...

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Uncle, you left all alone.

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Everyone usually dies alone.

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Only if a bus full of wedding guests
falls into a canal or something...

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that's when people die together.

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- Yeah.
- Right?

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And even the chances
of that happening are pretty slim.

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Come on Pakkhu Uncle, enough now.

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How much more work will you make me do?

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I haven't even had time to cry yet.

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Just one last round of tea, son.

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After that we can sit
and cry all we want.

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Go on, be a good boy.

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What happened to my uncle?

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Honey, such is the profession
of lawyers,

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sometimes you got
to risk your life fighting cases.

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Look, he left two innocent souls
behind and went back to Waheguru.

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Uncle!

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Why did you leave
these innocent kids behind?

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You should have waited
for them to grow up.

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Waiter... waiter come here.

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Where did he go?

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Keep this. I'm their father's
elder brother's son, okay?

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Take good care of me.

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He's not a wait, he's my friend Pakkhu.

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Oh.

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Son, once the bullet leaves the gun,
it's gone.

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Keep it or hand it to somebody else,

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but make sure that someone
takes good care of me.

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- Don't worry. We are with you.
- Yes.

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- We are here.
- Sister-in-law,

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Sister-in-law...
that is my Sonu, my wife.

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Give Sonu some tea too,
she's weak hearted.

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That's not your sister-in-law, Honey.

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- She's the maid.
- Okay.

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If he keeps talking this nonsense,

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Daddy's going t get up
and beat the hell out of him.

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He honestly deserves it.

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Jass, all the guests have left.

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I'm thinking maybe in two-three days

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we should head back to the village too.

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Honey, in this hard time,
you and Sister-in-law really stood by us.

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There's endless work
in a house where someone's died.

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My wife's still outside somewhere
dusting off the cobwebs.

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Daddy's long gone, but I wonder
when these relatives will finally leave.

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Daddy died because of you,
and you don't even feel bad about it.

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Daljeet, we should
just follow Daddy's teachings.

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He used to say never
regret anything in life.

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And anyway, even God forgives
one accidental death here and there.

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Daddy, if you died
because of me by mistake...

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would you forgive me?

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Son, I obviously wouldn't even be here
when it's time to forgive you...

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but while leaving,

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I'd still feel proud seeing
my child carrying my legacy forward.

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Good boy.

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Very good, very good, my boy.

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I'll be damned.

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The ladder is here again.

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Daddy stayed stressed
because of Jass's such antics.

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- Let's go, Shinda.
- Old habits die hard.

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Looks like he has lost his mind.

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So when will you come back again?

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We'll come back as soon as God ever
gives another opportunity like this.

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Honey!

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Sonu!

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I heard Sonu scream.

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Sonu!

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Looks God's given him
another opportunity, Pakkhu.

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Daddy must still be on his way
to heaven and you sent her away too.

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So, you wanted Daddy to go alone?

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Now they both will have each
other's company to go there.

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Jass, should we handle
the corpse first or this poor idiot?

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I say handle this guy who
is offering this new package of...

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Buy one, get one free.

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Listen, this doctor's my friend.

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Don't worry.

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She'll guide us properly about
what we can do for Honey.

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Sonu!

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The way he's screaming,

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feels like Honey too is going
to go soon that too for free.

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The doctor is here.

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The patient's mental state
has gotten really bad.

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He can't handle the shock
of his wife's death.

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Ma'am, help me.

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He won't stop coming after me.

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- I'm Pinky, not Sonu.
- Sonu, don't run from me.

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He has called five-six nurses
"Sonu" at since morning.

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Nobody got hurt, right?

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No, they all ran and saved themselves.

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Get out of my way!

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- Honey!
- Jass, he's completely lost it.

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- Honey! Honey! Honey!
- Careful, don't run over my foot.

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Why did you stop me?

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Jass, give me Rs. 2000,
I need to put fuel in the car.

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Sir, this is someone's
personal dead body.

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He cannot take her.

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Sir, we'll have to give him
electric shock therapy.

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I'll go prepare for it.

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- Okay.
- What is she saying?

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- Nothing. She said she'll be right back.
- Okay.

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Honey! Honey! Honey!

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- Here.
- What's this?

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Cars don't run on fuel anymore
these days, they're electric now.

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No need for 2000 rupees.

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- Hold it.
- No, don't!

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Yes! Yes! Yes!

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Honey will be fine.
I cured Honey! I fixed Honey!

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Damn you, Goldie!
You idiot.

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Honey? Honey?

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I cured him.
Give him the electric shock.

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He too?

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Just a little.

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Honey, my brother...

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There's still current left in him.

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There's only one way to pull
a patient out of mental trauma.

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What's that?

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We'll have to keep him trapped
in the illusion that his wife's still alive.

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Keep rotating somebody around him
pretending to be Sonu.

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For how long?

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Just... For life.

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Otherwise he won't survive.

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At this rate we should
just get rid of him

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Stop it, Goldie.

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Why do you want to get rid of everyone?

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He's our brother.

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We should focus on saving him.

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So who's going to pretend
to be Sonu around him?

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I don't know what's going to happen.

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Hey!

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I had kept a dress ready to wear.

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Where is it?

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Daddy took it.

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Daddy took it?

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Yes.

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Sonu, let you back be my witness,
I won't find anyone like you.

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I'm yours, even after death.

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Goldie!

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Goldie didn't come here.

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Daljeet! Daljeet! Daljeet!

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Daljeet, listen to me!

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- Daljeet! Daljeet! Please hear me out.
- Sister-in-law!

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The doctor literally wrote all this down
in the prescription for us to do.

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What kind of doctor
writes prescriptions like that?

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Sister-in-law, all this
was just surface-level stuff.

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There was never real emotion in it.

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- Yes.
- Really?

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If I hadn't screamed, our whole family
would've become a laughing stock.

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Sister-in-law!

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Daljeet, fine, I swear,
I won't do this stuff again.

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Really?
Swear on Daddy then.

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As you wish

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Here you go. I swear on Daddy.

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I'll never pretend to be Sonu again.

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Happy?

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Sonu!

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Coming!

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Get the gender right
or he'll create a scene.

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Coming!

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Get lost.

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You can't be trusted at all.

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No, listen to me.

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Just stop for a minute and hear me out.

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At least you stay back.

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I'll go.

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I drank my mother's milk.

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You must have eaten something
paid for by your father too.

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You didn't turn out like this just
from your mother's milk.

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Daddy, you broke my heart.

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All this time, I proudly went
to school saying I'm a Jatt's son.

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Now I found out I'm
the son of two Jattis.

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No. Don't say that. I'm your father.

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You don't get another mother in life.

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In desperate times, people
can even make donkeys their fathers.

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Come on, Mom.

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Daljeet!

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Daljeet!

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You couldn't go pretending to be Sonu?

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Why did you send me?

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Do I look like a woman
to you from any angle?

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Have you ever even seen me
doing a catwalk?

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Why would I become Sonu
when you're the one who killed her?

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I didn't kill her on purpose.

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People just die around me accidentally.

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Our father died and she was busy
climbing ladders and cleaning the house.

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She climbed the ladder
to clean spider webs.

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Daddy wasn't Spider-Man that
would've gotten stuck in them.

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She slipped away quietly.

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Goldie!

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Brother, the father you started
this cleanliness campaign for...

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Did he ever live a clean life?

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He kept telling people...

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"Dhillon didn't wear
the black coat for nothing."

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Originally it was white,
it turned black over time.

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For your information, you've got no idea
how many family secrets I'm hiding.

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Goldie, if you say one more
word against Daddy,

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I'll go straight to the police
and tell them you killed everyone.

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Everyone? How many people
do you think I've killed?

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I only killed two people.

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You killed Mom too.

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Now throw Parvati Kaur into
my account too.

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The swimming pool Mom jumped into...

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You're the one who emptied it!

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How was I supposed to know
Mom planned scuba diving in it?

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Daddy told me to clean it.

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And you cleaned Mom instead!

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Daddy told you to remove leaves.

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Even if you emptied the pool,

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you could've at least put up
a sign saying "Pool is empty."

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Bravo.

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The mother who couldn't see an empty pool
would definitely notice a tiny signboard.

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Goldie!

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Put your hand down.

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Put your hand down.

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Put your hand down.

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Little brother, that same day
I told Daddy that

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my minor mistake caused Mom's death.

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- You know what he said?
- What?

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He said, "It's okay, kid.
Just don't repeat it."

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And did you stop after that?

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What else have I done?

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After Mom, you killed Daddy too.

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It was time for Daddy to die.

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You threw Sonu off the ladder
and killed her.

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At this rate, I think Honey's next.

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Why would I do anything to Honey?

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Honey, brother...

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My Sonu's dead?

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No, no, Honey,
we're talking about another Sonu.

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Your wife Sonu is upstairs.

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Yes, she's upstairs.

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You swear on Uncle?

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Yes, I swear.

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Sonu's up there.

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Long live Sonu.

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We tried really hard
to fix your nephew Honey.

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The poor doctor almost went insane too.

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Please, call him back to your side.

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Goldie, think about something
besides killing people for once.

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Even if you don't look good
at least say good things.

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Can't you see I'm meditating here?

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Like hell you're meditating1

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You sit with ten-rupee incense sticks
in front of Daddy's photo all day.

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You blackened Daddy's white beard
with the smoke.

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I turned it white again.

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It was not the smoke, idiot.

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I dyed it.

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Who even dyes a beard in a photo?

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I did.

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It was his birthday.

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Here, I beg of you, get ready quickly.

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You and Honey are coming with me
to our aunt's daughter's wedding today.

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What business do we have there?

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Your hippie friend Pakkhu's
already coming with you.

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I don't have just one hippie friend.

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Jass, you know why I don't go
to family gatherings?

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Because everyone asks me
awkward questions.

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"How did your father die?"

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"Why did your wife leave you?"

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"How did Honey's wife die?"

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I feel quite weird.

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Did it feel weird back then
when you did all this, Goldie?

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Tell me.

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Come on, tell me.

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No.

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Then why care what people think?

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So what if two-four people
died because of you?

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Your heart's clean, right?

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Yeah. Totally clean.

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Thank you, Daddy, for giving
birth to such a smart second child.

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When you were born, Mom and Dad
loved each other too much,

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that's why you turned out so good.

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When I was born,
Daddy beat Mom all the time.

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That's why I turned out like this.

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Listen, we'll come with you.

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But pack my vests, underwear
and socks in your bag.

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- Fine.
- Okay.

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Why?

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They stink too much.

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My clothes will get ruined.

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You...

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I'm not go with you then.

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Please come along.

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Is the luggage car even following us?

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Goldie's here too.

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Tell the relatives
to stay away from him.

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He is known to cause accidental deaths.

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Why didn't Sonu come along with us?

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You'll keep my luggage safe, right?

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Yes, of course.

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Don't worry, she'll be here soon.

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Jyoti'll bring it.

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- Auntie, greetings, I seek your blessings.
- Greetings.

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- Greetings. Greetings.
- Good to see you here.

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Greetings, Uncle.

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Greetings. Greetings.

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- God bless you all.
- Greetings.

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- This is my friend Pakkhu.
- Greetings. - Greetings, Auntie.

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Thank you all for coming.

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Didn't say that.
We wouldn't miss it for anything.

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Sonu's coming too.

17:42.604 --> 17:43.814
Yes.

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Honey, you come with me.

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Carry on.

17:46.437 --> 17:47.227
Go on.

17:47.229 --> 17:48.399
Come with me.

17:48.396 --> 17:49.766
They'll join us later.

17:49.771 --> 17:51.721
His condition hasn't improved at all?

17:51.854 --> 17:54.604
Auntie, sometimes it feels like
nobody's smarter than him.

17:54.604 --> 17:56.024
Other times it feels like nobody's
more insane than him either.

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He's just mixed up all the time.

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If he's not fixed by Diwali,
I'll get rid of him.

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Stop talking nonsense.

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You're welcome. Welcome, welcome.

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Welcome to you too.

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Thank you.

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He's the caretaker of this resort.

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I see.

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- Pankaj?
- Yes?

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Show them the upstairs rooms.

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Sure.

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Auntie, tell me,
when's the function starting?

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We were just waiting for you all.

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Now that you're here, let's get started.

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- Come on, everyone.
- Let's go then.

18:36.687 --> 18:40.977
Sleep's forgotten the road to my eyes,

18:40.979 --> 18:45.189
A heart once worth fortunes now looks
like there's nothing worthy inside.

18:45.187 --> 18:49.567
Sleep's forgotten the road to my eyes,

18:49.687 --> 18:53.977
A heart once worth fortunes now looks
like there's nothing worthy inside.

18:55.354 --> 19:00.354
Peace keeps drifting away,

19:00.354 --> 19:03.064
It keeps slipping away,

19:03.062 --> 19:07.102
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

19:09.062 --> 19:16.022
Her fragrance still drifts through
the winds all day,

19:16.187 --> 19:19.937
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

19:19.937 --> 19:21.977
Oh my love...

19:21.979 --> 19:23.979
I move like your shadow, my love,

19:23.979 --> 19:26.359
I belong only to you.

19:26.354 --> 19:28.474
You dwell inside my eyes,

19:28.479 --> 19:32.569
You melt through every breath passing by.

19:32.896 --> 19:36.646
Oh my dear...

19:36.646 --> 19:38.816
The moon glows bright upon her face,

19:38.812 --> 19:40.892
Stars rest softly in her hair's embrace.

19:41.021 --> 19:43.261
Every angel God designed above,

19:43.271 --> 19:45.311
Looks like kin to the girl I love.

19:45.312 --> 19:47.512
The moon glows bright upon her face,

19:47.521 --> 19:49.601
Stars rest softly in her hair's embrace.

19:49.604 --> 19:51.724
Every angel God designed above,

19:51.729 --> 19:53.939
Looks like kin to the girl I love.

19:54.562 --> 19:58.772
My heart keeps pulling toward her way,

19:58.896 --> 20:01.436
It keeps pulling toward her way,

20:01.437 --> 20:05.527
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

20:07.396 --> 20:11.476
Peace keeps drifting away,

20:11.479 --> 20:14.479
It keeps slipping away,

20:14.479 --> 20:18.359
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

20:37.187 --> 20:39.357
There's a different kind
of glow in the universe,

20:39.354 --> 20:41.354
And a melody only my heart can hear.

20:41.354 --> 20:43.604
My beautiful one
will always stay unmatched,

20:43.604 --> 20:45.854
There's nobody else like him anywhere.

20:45.854 --> 20:47.974
There's a different kind of glow
in the universe,

20:47.979 --> 20:50.149
And a melody only my heart can hear.

20:50.146 --> 20:52.516
My beautiful one
will always stay unmatched,

20:52.521 --> 20:54.471
There's nobody else like him anywhere.

20:54.479 --> 20:59.109
Neither eats nor drinks these days,

20:59.354 --> 21:01.934
Neither eats nor drinks these days,

21:01.937 --> 21:05.857
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

21:07.812 --> 21:11.852
Peace keeps drifting away,

21:11.854 --> 21:14.974
It keeps slipping away,

21:14.979 --> 21:18.819
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

21:19.354 --> 21:22.934
Who just passed through
the neighborhood today?

21:22.937 --> 21:25.357
Oh my love...

21:26.937 --> 21:28.107
- I'll go for it.
- Hello.

21:29.437 --> 21:30.317
You?

21:30.312 --> 21:31.722
Why have you been staring
at me since yesterday?

21:31.729 --> 21:32.649
I wasn't staring...

21:32.771 --> 21:33.681
Just looking.

21:33.687 --> 21:34.977
Why were you looking at you?

21:35.229 --> 21:37.439
Because the moment I saw you,
I fell in love with you.

21:38.229 --> 21:39.769
Who falls in love the moment
they see someone?

21:39.771 --> 21:40.511
Me.

21:40.521 --> 21:41.931
If you don't believe me,

21:41.937 --> 21:45.477
I can make you talk to
all the girls I fell for at first sight.

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- Huh?
- Yes.

21:46.562 --> 21:47.642
You're crazy.

21:47.771 --> 21:49.311
Reet?

21:50.521 --> 21:51.601
What's wrong with Reet?

21:51.604 --> 21:52.644
You're flirting with her?

21:52.646 --> 21:54.396
Yes, that's my specialty.

21:54.396 --> 21:55.436
You got a problem with it?

21:55.687 --> 21:57.147
Don't interfere in my business.

21:57.479 --> 21:58.899
I had everything set
with great difficulty.

22:01.812 --> 22:03.222
Jass, come with me right now.

22:03.229 --> 22:04.399
Honey's gone completely overboard.

22:04.396 --> 22:07.106
Every girl he sees he says,
that's my sonu.

22:07.104 --> 22:08.934
No idea where his
actual Sonu disappeared to,

22:09.146 --> 22:10.476
but that's my Sonu.

22:10.937 --> 22:11.607
Go on.

22:19.271 --> 22:20.141
There she is.

22:20.521 --> 22:21.681
But who is she?

22:21.937 --> 22:23.607
What does every Punjabi guy say
when he spots a beautiful girl

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and his friend asks,
"Who's she?"

22:25.979 --> 22:26.769
"Your sister-in-law."

22:26.771 --> 22:28.061
She's your sister-in-law.

22:31.354 --> 22:32.434
Alright then.

22:33.146 --> 22:34.226
No, no, keep at it.

22:34.812 --> 22:35.812
Fine, I'll handle it.

22:37.896 --> 22:38.766
Here, talk to her.

22:38.771 --> 22:41.021
Didn't I tell you,
I fall in love at first sight?

22:41.146 --> 22:42.276
- Talk to her.
- Who is she?

22:43.562 --> 22:44.182
Hello?

22:44.187 --> 22:45.607
This is Sukhi.

22:45.604 --> 22:46.684
He's telling the truth.

22:46.687 --> 22:48.397
He really does fall in love
at first sight.

22:48.687 --> 22:50.107
It happened with me too.

22:50.271 --> 22:51.641
Probably happened with you too.

22:51.771 --> 22:53.101
This guy doesn't lie.

22:53.646 --> 22:54.856
Believe him.

22:54.854 --> 22:56.604
He's a nice guy.

22:57.354 --> 22:58.394
What nonsense!

22:59.437 --> 23:01.317
I'm giving you a proper proof
of true love.

23:02.187 --> 23:04.267
You started chasing a girl
as soon as you came to a wedding.

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Careful,
she might end up being your cousin.

23:06.271 --> 23:07.351
Take that back.

23:10.562 --> 23:11.972
Come, let's go meet some relatives.

23:11.979 --> 23:13.319
You're getting mehndi from them?

23:13.312 --> 23:14.642
Why don't you do it instead?

23:17.562 --> 23:18.432
Jass, bro...

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Meet my friend Reet.

23:19.979 --> 23:21.859
She's a gold medalist in shooting.

23:22.312 --> 23:24.142
Reet, meet my cousin Jass.

23:24.854 --> 23:25.644
Hi, Reet.

23:25.646 --> 23:27.316
- This is your cousin?
- Yes.

23:27.812 --> 23:28.722
You know him?

23:28.729 --> 23:30.149
We're discussing marriage.

23:30.604 --> 23:31.604
She's still not agreeing.

23:31.729 --> 23:33.569
I even made her talk to the matchmaker.

23:33.729 --> 23:34.819
He's lying.

23:34.979 --> 23:35.569
Why?

23:35.771 --> 23:37.141
I never made you talk to any matchmaker?

23:37.854 --> 23:39.434
Your whole family's crazy or what?

23:39.687 --> 23:40.767
Only crazy people get married anyway.

23:40.771 --> 23:42.521
You'll see, even the wedding
procession will be full of lunatics.

23:45.854 --> 23:48.604
Yes, Jass is definitely crazy.

23:48.854 --> 23:51.854
Jass is a mad lover.

23:52.229 --> 23:53.979
What's special about your city?

23:54.146 --> 23:57.606
Rumble in the Jungle...
sorry, jungle safari.

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Oh.

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I'm the caretaker of this place.

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Here's my contact number.

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If you want to go on a jungle safari,
just tell me.

24:03.354 --> 24:04.894
I'll personally show you
the whole jungle.

24:05.104 --> 24:05.684
No, thanks.

24:05.687 --> 24:07.187
We'll spot the bears there ourselves.

24:07.187 --> 24:08.317
What?

24:08.479 --> 24:09.779
Alright then.

24:11.271 --> 24:14.971
Well... I specially picked these flowers
for you from the garden.

24:15.187 --> 24:16.067
For you.

24:16.437 --> 24:17.317
Oh.

24:17.312 --> 24:18.262
Yes.

24:18.271 --> 24:19.221
Thank you.

24:19.229 --> 24:20.609
- Just let me know then.
- Sure, sure, sure.

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Bye.

24:21.646 --> 24:22.936
Let's go for jungle safari tomorrow.

24:22.937 --> 24:25.027
But I'm scared of wild animals.

24:26.937 --> 24:28.977
Jungle safari, Pakkhu.

24:29.229 --> 24:32.479
In that jungle, she's going
to come face-to-face with a lion.

24:36.146 --> 24:38.316
Reward: one lakh rupees.

24:40.354 --> 24:41.354
You know, Gogiya...

24:41.354 --> 24:42.394
No.

24:42.396 --> 24:44.936
In terms of hooliganism,
we've surpassed even Gabbar Singh.

24:45.187 --> 24:45.977
How, boss?

24:45.979 --> 24:47.319
What was the reward on Gabbar?

24:48.062 --> 24:49.762
Fifty thousand rupees!

24:49.771 --> 24:51.521
- Yes.
- And ours?

24:51.687 --> 24:53.027
One lakh rupees.

24:54.354 --> 24:55.854
That's growth, boss.

24:56.187 --> 24:59.397
But tell me one thing...
How are we getting out alive today?

24:59.604 --> 25:01.644
We'll become lions ourselves,
cross the jungle,

25:01.646 --> 25:03.476
and disappear straight
into the hills of Himachal.

25:03.479 --> 25:04.109
Come on.

25:04.104 --> 25:04.974
Let's go.

25:06.146 --> 25:08.186
Punjabis are lion-hearted by birth.

25:17.437 --> 25:20.187
First we'll attack them pretending
to be lions.

25:21.396 --> 25:23.276
Then we'll save them.

25:23.646 --> 25:24.566
Right, Pakkhu?

25:24.562 --> 25:25.562
Shit!

25:25.896 --> 25:26.396
Rascal!

25:26.396 --> 25:27.476
It's me.

25:30.771 --> 25:32.391
Reet, let's stop here.

25:32.396 --> 25:33.266
Let's not go further ahead.

25:33.271 --> 25:34.771
What if some wild animal
actually shows up?

25:34.979 --> 25:35.769
Relax.

25:35.771 --> 25:37.351
I checked online.

25:37.354 --> 25:39.434
There are no lions
or cheetahs in this jungle.

25:39.437 --> 25:41.527
Look at the beautiful view, Reet.

25:47.229 --> 25:48.229
Lion!

25:48.354 --> 25:49.604
- Help!
- We are in big trouble!

25:49.604 --> 25:50.684
Lion!

25:50.937 --> 25:54.227
Don't worry,
I'm a national shooting champion.

25:56.229 --> 25:58.269
Run! She just fired at us!

25:58.271 --> 26:00.721
I'll be damned. Run!

26:01.146 --> 26:02.646
The lions are heading toward the city.

26:02.646 --> 26:06.226
Before they hurt someone,
let's get them.

26:06.896 --> 26:09.226
I mean follow them.

26:09.687 --> 26:11.107
Go, go, go!

26:14.812 --> 26:15.852
Boss, listen,

26:15.854 --> 26:17.434
I think we shouldn't walk like humans

26:17.437 --> 26:19.857
or the animals
will stop taking us seriously.

26:20.354 --> 26:21.764
Yes, yes, yes.

26:21.771 --> 26:22.931
Sit down.

26:25.062 --> 26:26.472
She won't stop chasing us.

26:26.479 --> 26:28.729
Jass, my knees are getting torn up here.

26:28.729 --> 26:29.519
Maybe we should just get up
and run for it?

26:29.521 --> 26:31.641
We're lions, not bears.

26:32.687 --> 26:34.147
Reet, don't shoot.

26:34.146 --> 26:36.106
If the lion dies, we'll end up in jail.

26:36.104 --> 26:37.014
Relax...

26:37.021 --> 26:39.271
This only injures lions,
doesn't kill them.

26:41.146 --> 26:42.606
Real lions are right ahead of us.

26:42.812 --> 26:43.472
What do we do?

26:43.479 --> 26:45.269
We've got hunters behind us
and lions in front of us.

26:45.271 --> 26:46.351
God save us now.

26:46.354 --> 26:48.684
Gogiya, I think we
should get up and run.

26:48.687 --> 26:53.647
No boss, if the real lions realise
we're fake, they'll eat us alive.

26:53.646 --> 26:55.226
Then turn around and run.

26:55.687 --> 26:56.857
Let's go.

26:57.354 --> 26:59.644
Look, the lions ran away
after seeing the hunters.

26:59.646 --> 27:00.686
They did.

27:00.687 --> 27:03.517
True, but the internet said there
weren't even lions in this jungle.

27:03.521 --> 27:05.681
Lions don't follow the internet, stupid.

27:06.979 --> 27:08.229
What happened?

27:08.937 --> 27:10.687
We cannot even get up now.

27:10.687 --> 27:12.437
Didn't I tell you?

27:14.146 --> 27:16.106
She hit right in the center, Jass.

27:16.104 --> 27:17.314
Damn you.

27:17.312 --> 27:19.392
The center one will exit
on its own in the morning.

27:19.396 --> 27:21.146
We'll have to take the left
and right ones on our own.

27:21.146 --> 27:22.266
Run, Pakkhu!

27:22.271 --> 27:24.061
Don't rifles only carry six bullets?

27:24.062 --> 27:25.432
She has got more than six.

27:25.437 --> 27:26.977
Should we stand and talk to them?

27:26.979 --> 27:28.439
Run, stupid! Run!

27:28.437 --> 27:29.317
Very good, Reet.

27:29.312 --> 27:30.182
They ran away.

27:30.187 --> 27:32.277
Look how I hit the next one.

27:36.354 --> 27:37.354
They ran off.

27:39.271 --> 27:42.101
Stay alert, they might
attack from hiding.

27:42.646 --> 27:44.856
They almost killed your boss today.

27:46.562 --> 27:48.392
Gogiya, the lions are
sitting right there.

27:49.437 --> 27:52.187
Walk naturally in front of them,
like we're fellow lions ourselves.

27:52.187 --> 27:54.397
Otherwise they'll eat us.

27:59.312 --> 28:00.812
Jass, we're so dead.

28:01.396 --> 28:03.026
Real lions are right in front of us.

28:05.562 --> 28:09.352
Stay completely calm in front
of them, like we're part of their pride.

28:09.354 --> 28:11.354
Even cats are distant relatives of theirs.

28:11.562 --> 28:12.222
We'll see.

28:12.229 --> 28:14.439
God, save us today.

28:14.812 --> 28:16.352
We will go straight back to jail.

28:17.771 --> 28:21.511
Pakkhu, lions must say something to each
other when they come face to face, right?

28:21.521 --> 28:22.601
Greetings, hi, hello?

28:22.604 --> 28:27.474
Gogiya, when lions cross paths, they
probably greet each other too, right?

28:27.479 --> 28:29.609
Feels like that's just how
their whole society works.

28:32.562 --> 28:34.142
Greetings.

28:34.437 --> 28:39.027
Greetings.

28:39.354 --> 28:40.934
See you.

28:43.021 --> 28:44.811
See you, little brother.

28:45.229 --> 28:45.939
Take care.

28:45.937 --> 28:47.517
Have a nice day.

28:47.521 --> 28:48.811
See you guys.

28:50.187 --> 28:52.607
Let's get out of here.

28:55.604 --> 28:57.474
Reet, the lions are coming.

28:57.479 --> 28:58.649
Shoot.

29:01.771 --> 29:03.101
I'm out of bullets.

29:03.104 --> 29:04.064
Huh?

29:04.062 --> 29:05.892
What do we do now?

29:10.937 --> 29:12.067
Jass?

29:18.354 --> 29:19.604
Jass!

29:20.979 --> 29:21.979
Be careful, Jass!

29:21.979 --> 29:23.439
Come on, you...

29:26.437 --> 29:27.687
That's a lion's tail!

29:27.687 --> 29:29.647
He hurt his friend!

29:35.021 --> 29:36.141
What's this, Jass?

29:36.146 --> 29:37.436
A lion's tail.

29:37.437 --> 29:40.777
I had come to tail you, but it's okay,
you can keep it as a souvenir.

29:40.937 --> 29:43.857
Whenever you miss me,
you can wrap your plait around it.

29:44.396 --> 29:45.016
Thank you.

29:45.021 --> 29:46.061
It's okay.

29:46.562 --> 29:48.022
- Bye.
- Bye.

29:52.021 --> 29:55.931
Reet, this guy literally risked his life
for you.

29:56.229 --> 29:57.439
He fought a lion.

29:58.896 --> 30:00.646
And he's from our own circle too.

30:00.812 --> 30:04.722
If you feel like getting married,
we can involve the elders now.

30:04.979 --> 30:05.649
No.

30:05.646 --> 30:07.146
Why? You don't want to get married?

30:07.146 --> 30:09.816
I do, but only after
I do my due diligence.

30:09.937 --> 30:13.477
But before finalizing a guy, I want meet
all the men in his family first.

30:13.854 --> 30:14.644
Why?

30:14.979 --> 30:18.029
I want to see how they treat
the women in their house.

30:18.271 --> 30:21.391
If the women there are happy,
he'll keep me happy too.

30:21.396 --> 30:24.856
If the women there are miserable,
my condition will end up the same.

30:25.771 --> 30:27.431
How can you be sure
he'll turn out problematic just

30:27.437 --> 30:29.437
because the men in his family are?

30:29.437 --> 30:30.607
There's hundred percent chance of it.

30:30.604 --> 30:31.644
It's in the DNA.

30:31.896 --> 30:35.396
The boy's going to carry the same
habits the rest of his family has.

30:35.646 --> 30:39.476
Bro, if she finds out no woman
survives long in your house,

30:40.021 --> 30:42.101
she won't even walk near your family.

30:42.437 --> 30:44.857
You got me pretending
to be a lion for no reason.

30:45.937 --> 30:48.937
I'll show her such love between
my brother and sister-in-law

30:49.312 --> 30:51.222
that even Laila-Majnu
will fail in comparison.

30:53.104 --> 30:55.524
How do you know today's
our wedding anniversary?

30:57.812 --> 31:00.352
You are my brother, aren't you?

31:01.646 --> 31:04.146
When you say it with this much
confidence, it must be true.

31:04.812 --> 31:06.812
But why isn't my Sonu here beside me?

31:07.271 --> 31:09.181
Goldie already told you she went

31:09.354 --> 31:13.024
to the beauty parlour
to get all dressed up.

31:15.271 --> 31:19.851
Sonu's been dressing up for days,
since it's our wedding anniversary.

31:22.437 --> 31:24.477
Who even told him today's
his wedding anniversary?

31:24.479 --> 31:25.649
God knows.

31:25.896 --> 31:28.476
You know how many things
he just assumes on his own.

31:29.687 --> 31:32.527
Goldie, bro, just get ready
and go meet Honey.

31:32.729 --> 31:34.149
Why should I get ready?

31:34.146 --> 31:37.686
You were the one who told him
Sonu went to the beauty parlour.

31:37.937 --> 31:39.977
She'll obviously come back
decked up from there.

31:40.896 --> 31:44.606
Fine then,
I'll come back after having the cake.

31:45.187 --> 31:47.067
Just go there.

31:47.437 --> 31:49.647
It's Honey who will decide
when you can get to come back.

31:51.771 --> 31:53.181
Fine, as you wish.

31:54.187 --> 31:56.607
You know my brother loves
my sister-in-law a lot.

31:56.729 --> 31:58.689
He's kept her extremely happy.

31:58.812 --> 32:00.972
Today's their tenth wedding anniversary.

32:00.979 --> 32:03.189
And I've invited only
special people here.

32:03.937 --> 32:05.317
Then why am I here?

32:06.062 --> 32:07.012
Because you're special.

32:07.021 --> 32:08.271
You don't believe me?

32:08.479 --> 32:11.529
Hello Siri, who's special
at this wedding?

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Only Reet is special,
everyone else is nonsense.

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8 PM sharp.

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The candles are already
inside the cake box.

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Light them and blow them out.

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Where all should I blow?

32:22.729 --> 32:23.939
The fire's already burning
over there too.

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Give me the cake.

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Go on.

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What are you doing?

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- At least let me get into the mood first.
- Are you going for a dance show?

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Okay.

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"I came only because you called me,
my love..."

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Sonu, you're here!

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- Jass...
- Oh, Reet, you're here.

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This is where I was supposed
to come, right?

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Yes, yes.

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Let's go inside then.

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Bro and his wife are romancing inside.

32:49.812 --> 32:51.932
Let's watch them romance,
then we'll go inside.

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Ew, who watches people do that?

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We do.

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In our house, the younger ones learn
romance by watching the elders.

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I'll just learn a little from them first.

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Then we'll go inside and wish them.

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Let me go.

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Let me go.

33:10.771 --> 33:13.391
Look your hands have started
looking like a man's hands

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because all the dishes you wash.

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Please buy me a dishwasher
on installments at least.

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Oh, how sweet.

33:20.562 --> 33:23.852
In our house, husbands
and wives have really good relationships.

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Everyone's settled happily together.

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- Really?
- Yes.

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Can I kiss you?

33:28.187 --> 33:29.567
Why?

33:30.979 --> 33:32.279
Why do people kiss?

33:32.479 --> 33:33.689
I love you.

33:34.021 --> 33:34.851
How sweet!

33:34.979 --> 33:35.979
Yes.

33:35.979 --> 33:38.109
Look, he takes consent even before kissing.

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Go for it.

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- Why aren't you looking this way?
- Turn the lights off.

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This is a new side of you.

33:51.771 --> 33:53.811
What is this, Sonu?

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I saw it in an English movie.

33:55.604 --> 33:58.354
The girl puts cake on her face
and feeds it to her boyfriend.

33:58.354 --> 34:01.314
They kiss and the cake
gets eaten as well.

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You've become mischievous.

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I'll love my partner like
this too one day.

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The cake is delicio...

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which bakery did you get it from?

34:16.979 --> 34:17.519
Why do you ask?

34:17.521 --> 34:18.471
I want to file a complaint.

34:18.479 --> 34:19.109
Why?

34:19.104 --> 34:20.644
There are a lot of hairs in it.

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I should go now.

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Where to?

34:22.687 --> 34:25.027
All the women at the wedding
are helping the cooks.

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I'm the only one here kissing you.

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I should go help the cooks
cut vegetables.

34:28.521 --> 34:30.681
You seem more worried
about the cooks than me.

34:30.687 --> 34:32.437
Look, it's our wedding anniversary.

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You're not going anywhere.

34:33.271 --> 34:34.641
We're already done with the cake.

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What else is left?

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Love.

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We still love each other.

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What were you doing just
two minutes ago, huh? Bhangra?

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That wasn't love. I just had some cake.

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Don't be stubborn. I'll come back
after peeling two pea pods.

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Fine, let me have some more cake then.

34:46.937 --> 34:50.147
Wait, wait, here, have all of it.

34:50.687 --> 34:52.857
Why is there Goldie's face
impression on the cake?

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Because I love my brother-in-law.

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- You don't love me.
- Forget about it.

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I'll be right back.

34:58.604 --> 34:59.814
- Listen to me.
- Listen to me.

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Listen to me.

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- I'll be right back.
- It's our anniversary.

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Listen to me. Let me go.
Just hear me out.

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I think we should let them celebrate.

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- We'll wish them tomorrow.
- Yes.

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Give this to them.

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- Good night.
- Good night.

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Listen!

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Sonu!

35:19.562 --> 35:21.182
- What is it?
- Tell him Sonu's dead already.

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There's got to be some limit
to kissing too.

35:22.604 --> 35:25.774
If I'd stood there five more minutes,
he would've clean-shaved me.

35:26.896 --> 35:27.816
Goldie!

35:28.146 --> 35:29.066
Goldie!

35:31.854 --> 35:32.934
You fell in love?

35:33.146 --> 35:34.186
Yes.

35:34.396 --> 35:35.606
Who's the girl?

35:35.812 --> 35:36.812
Honey...

35:37.354 --> 35:39.974
I didn't ask angrily,
I'm just straining here.

35:39.979 --> 35:41.569
Bro, she's here at the wedding.

35:41.562 --> 35:43.682
You just met her
and already fell in love?

35:44.021 --> 35:44.811
Goldie...

35:45.396 --> 35:46.526
I'm too am exercising.

35:46.729 --> 35:47.939
You just met her
and already fell in love?

35:47.937 --> 35:48.397
Yes.

35:48.396 --> 35:50.776
Sometimes things look
beautiful from far away.

35:51.062 --> 35:52.852
How can someone fall in love this fast?

35:52.854 --> 35:57.434
If your old body can't even handle weight,
why force yourself into exercise?

35:58.937 --> 35:59.937
Answer the question.

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How can one fall in love love this fast?

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It happens between young people.

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Listen...

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Did that girl even say
that she loves you too?

36:08.562 --> 36:09.972
Not directly, no.

36:09.979 --> 36:13.569
Then how do you know she loves you?

36:13.687 --> 36:15.857
Us young people just know, Honey.

36:16.146 --> 36:18.266
Your "young people" my foot.

36:18.271 --> 36:19.601
Give me those big dumbbell.

36:19.604 --> 36:20.474
Honey, bro, don't hit him.

36:20.479 --> 36:23.229
No, I won't, just give me the dumbbells.

36:23.229 --> 36:23.899
Here you go.

36:25.812 --> 36:28.812
At least find out if
the girl's already engaged.

36:28.937 --> 36:30.937
I haven't confirmed it,
but I know she's single.

36:31.187 --> 36:31.977
How?

36:32.187 --> 36:34.517
Us young people can tell.

36:34.521 --> 36:36.721
Not your "young people" nonsense again!

36:36.854 --> 36:38.974
Come on, Goldie, at least hear him out.

36:38.979 --> 36:40.229
- Move aside.
- Fine, talk.

36:40.229 --> 36:41.229
Tell me.

36:41.229 --> 36:42.779
- What's your next move?
- Talk to me.

36:42.896 --> 36:44.106
I want to...

36:44.104 --> 36:45.764
First tell me what's your next move?

36:45.771 --> 36:48.261
- Tell me first!
- Talk to me first!

36:48.271 --> 36:49.061
Tell me!

36:49.062 --> 36:50.312
You "young people", talk to me!

36:50.312 --> 36:51.772
Tell me!
Hear me out!

36:52.146 --> 36:53.316
What's your next move?

36:54.437 --> 36:57.437
I've already proposed her.

36:58.021 --> 36:59.141
Did she say yes?

36:59.854 --> 37:01.024
Did it work out?

37:01.187 --> 37:02.107
Get lost.

37:02.229 --> 37:05.399
Then we "young people" will teach
you how proposals really work.

37:05.396 --> 37:09.266
We'll teach you how true
lovers swim across the Chenab.

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How you should tear
your flesh apart for love.

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- Long live!
- Revolution!

37:16.479 --> 37:19.279
Friends, that's Reet's room.

37:19.812 --> 37:21.892
Kids, go play somewhere else.

37:22.646 --> 37:23.726
I love you, Reet!

37:23.729 --> 37:25.019
What nonsense?!

37:25.021 --> 37:25.641
I was supposed to say that.

37:25.646 --> 37:26.646
You'll say it.

37:26.646 --> 37:27.646
It's written in the love letter.

37:27.646 --> 37:30.476
Just throw it through her window.

37:30.854 --> 37:32.354
We need a...

37:32.771 --> 37:33.761
stone to throw it though.

37:33.771 --> 37:34.771
Yes.

37:34.896 --> 37:35.566
I'll get one.

37:36.437 --> 37:37.397
Yes.

37:38.729 --> 37:40.979
How'll she know Jass sent it?

37:40.979 --> 37:43.189
If you were educated, you'd know.

37:43.479 --> 37:45.229
She'll recognise Jass's handwriting.

37:46.271 --> 37:47.351
Give me a hand.

37:47.354 --> 37:48.814
- No need.
- I'm sure you know her choice.

37:48.812 --> 37:49.762
Which one would Reet like?

37:49.771 --> 37:50.561
Use your brain a little.

37:50.562 --> 37:54.022
You should've brought a cannon too,
to launch it straight at Reet.

37:54.146 --> 37:55.476
We're not attacking Reet!

37:55.604 --> 37:56.604
Bring a little one.

37:56.604 --> 37:57.684
Should I bring a kid?

37:58.604 --> 37:59.974
- You...
- No, I got it.

38:00.937 --> 38:04.857
The way he is blessed by Lord,
he'd even hurt Reet a small one.

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Here.

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Will this do?

38:06.937 --> 38:08.437
Yes.

38:09.812 --> 38:11.022
Throw it.

38:13.854 --> 38:15.934
Oh no.
Your love fell down.

38:19.062 --> 38:21.022
Your love fell down,
only the stone went through.

38:21.896 --> 38:23.856
Wait, I'll be right back.

38:24.937 --> 38:26.607
I hope he doesn't cause
any more trouble.

38:27.229 --> 38:29.479
If only there were a ladder here.

38:30.646 --> 38:31.436
What do we do?

38:35.104 --> 38:36.184
This is great.

38:36.604 --> 38:37.354
What are you waiting for? Grab it.

38:37.354 --> 38:39.724
You've hurt me!

38:39.729 --> 38:42.689
Idiot, use a ladder or something
which doing such kind of work.

38:47.271 --> 38:48.931
I'm doomed.

38:50.021 --> 38:51.601
What is this?

38:52.021 --> 38:52.721
Come on, boys.

38:52.729 --> 38:54.689
I'm climbing the ladder, not a horse.

38:54.687 --> 38:56.067
Why are all the wedding
guests ready to tag along?

38:56.062 --> 38:57.012
I'm going alone.

38:57.021 --> 38:58.101
We're all tagging along.

38:58.104 --> 38:59.224
No, it won't look if we all go with him.

38:59.229 --> 39:00.479
God knows what condition the girl's in.

39:00.687 --> 39:02.397
Who knows what she's wearing
or not wearing.

39:02.396 --> 39:03.766
Only two people are going in there.

39:03.771 --> 39:05.511
Me and Honey.

39:05.521 --> 39:06.311
Yes, let's go.

39:06.312 --> 39:10.182
I love the girl,
so only I'm going in there.

39:10.187 --> 39:12.187
The girl's yours, but the idea was mine.

39:12.187 --> 39:12.937
And the ladder's mine.

39:12.937 --> 39:14.517
What exactly do you two have?

39:14.521 --> 39:15.141
Tell me.

39:15.146 --> 39:17.896
If Daddy were alive today,
he'd only say one thing.

39:17.896 --> 39:18.356
What?

39:18.354 --> 39:19.684
"Beat the hell out of these idiots."

39:19.687 --> 39:22.817
You need one sensible person
with you in case of trouble.

39:22.812 --> 39:24.772
There's only one sensible guy
among you people: Goldie.

39:24.937 --> 39:25.897
Goldie is going up the ladder with him.

39:25.896 --> 39:27.226
You two hold the ladder from below.

39:27.396 --> 39:28.356
Come on, boys.

39:28.354 --> 39:29.184
Let's go.

39:36.437 --> 39:38.517
Lift the ladder higher,
my hands can't reach the window.

39:38.521 --> 39:39.601
Lift it higher.

39:39.604 --> 39:41.684
Go, go, go!

39:42.021 --> 39:44.021
Lift it higher. Yes, that's it.

39:44.479 --> 39:46.269
- Yes, perfect.
- Damn it.

39:46.271 --> 39:47.601
Take it closer to the wall.

39:53.437 --> 39:55.977
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

40:11.271 --> 40:12.891
Thank God I saved you.

40:13.104 --> 40:14.524
Otherwise I'd have found
you both splattered off the roof.

40:23.312 --> 40:25.432
I wrote the note saying
"I love you Reet."

40:27.271 --> 40:27.891
And I brought the ladder.

40:27.896 --> 40:28.816
The idea was mine.

40:28.812 --> 40:29.892
Yes.

40:32.771 --> 40:34.601
You never answered my letter,

40:34.979 --> 40:36.779
but I read the answer
in your eyes anyway.

40:37.562 --> 40:38.432
Still...

40:38.562 --> 40:40.182
I want to hear you say it.

40:41.687 --> 40:43.227
- You want a reply?
- Hmm.

40:49.104 --> 40:52.354
Your cheeks bloom softer
than flowers in spring,

40:52.354 --> 40:55.564
those tiny black beauty marks
do their own magic thing.

40:55.562 --> 40:58.762
Sitting beneath the stars
with you tonight,

40:58.771 --> 41:02.141
I want to pour my heart
out till morning light.

41:02.146 --> 41:05.066
Your cheeks bloom softer
than flowers in spring,

41:05.062 --> 41:08.352
those tiny black beauty marks
do their own magic thing.

41:08.354 --> 41:11.644
Sitting beneath the stars
with you tonight,

41:11.646 --> 41:15.436
I want to pour my heart
out till morning light.

41:15.937 --> 41:18.977
Between you and me, my love,
let nothing survive except

41:18.979 --> 41:22.069
your breath in mine, keeping us alive.

41:22.312 --> 41:25.062
May I live in your heart,
and you stay in mine,

41:25.062 --> 41:27.602
like two souls forever tangled in time.

41:27.854 --> 41:34.064
Every word you whisper
feels precious and bright,

41:34.062 --> 41:37.562
Sitting beneath the stars
with you tonight,

41:37.562 --> 41:40.932
I want to pour my heart
out till morning light.

41:54.271 --> 41:57.181
My love belongs only to you,

41:57.187 --> 42:00.567
and only with you it'll stay.

42:00.562 --> 42:03.602
As long as I keep breathing,

42:03.604 --> 42:07.014
your name's the only one
these lips will say.

42:07.021 --> 42:10.141
My love belongs only to you,

42:10.146 --> 42:13.396
and only with you it'll stay.

42:13.396 --> 42:16.396
As long as I keep breathing,

42:16.396 --> 42:19.766
your name's the only
one these lips will say.

42:19.771 --> 42:22.931
The roads that lead me to you

42:22.937 --> 42:25.977
feel more precious
than the destination itself.

42:26.146 --> 42:27.976
How do I even praise you?

42:27.979 --> 42:31.399
You're more beautiful than heaven,
more precious than prayers.

42:31.562 --> 42:37.932
Your words are sweeter
than any sweet respite,

42:37.937 --> 42:41.227
Sitting beneath the stars
with you tonight,

42:41.354 --> 42:45.024
I want to pour my heart
out till morning light.

42:58.271 --> 43:01.261
I'd leave the whole world behind
and stand by your side,

43:01.271 --> 43:04.601
I'd never stay apart from you
so I've said from the start.

43:04.604 --> 43:07.514
Through the path of your eyes
I'd quietly start,

43:07.521 --> 43:10.181
Walking my way straight into your heart.

43:10.646 --> 43:14.016
I'd leave the whole world behind
and stand by your side,

43:14.021 --> 43:17.391
I'd never stay apart from you
so I've said from the start.

43:17.396 --> 43:20.186
Through the path of your eyes
I'd quietly start,

43:20.354 --> 43:23.724
Walking my way straight into your heart.

43:23.937 --> 43:29.027
You and I belong together
like moonlight and skies,

43:30.104 --> 43:35.514
Without love,
the whole world just passes us by.

43:35.521 --> 43:42.011
Even my lips start trembling
at your sight,

43:42.021 --> 43:45.261
Sitting beneath the stars
with you tonight,

43:45.271 --> 43:50.521
I want to pour my heart
out till morning light.

44:02.437 --> 44:03.567
So when will I see you again?

44:04.771 --> 44:05.971
Soon.

44:07.021 --> 44:11.771
You know, you've got all the qualities
I ever wanted in a life partner.

44:12.771 --> 44:13.891
You're honest.

44:15.396 --> 44:18.026
Your brother
and his wife love each other a lot too.

44:18.604 --> 44:20.314
But their romance is weird.

44:20.687 --> 44:22.317
Anybody else would hide it.

44:25.271 --> 44:27.021
But you never hid anything from me.

44:27.979 --> 44:28.979
I love your honesty.

44:31.146 --> 44:33.566
Bring your brother
and his wife to my house.

44:34.312 --> 44:35.892
We'll seal the deal there itself.

44:43.146 --> 44:44.606
- He just won't stop.
- Jass...

44:45.229 --> 44:46.729
What sweet lie did you feed her now?

44:47.146 --> 44:48.526
I still think there's time.

44:48.812 --> 44:50.722
Tell her the truth
and get yourself out of this mess.

44:51.312 --> 44:55.142
We've told such big lies that getting
out won't be easy anymore.

44:55.146 --> 44:57.106
Other people's lies don't have legs.

44:57.104 --> 44:58.934
My lies don't have body parts.

44:59.396 --> 45:00.396
Then you can do one thing.

45:00.646 --> 45:02.226
Send Goldie and Honey
out for a vacation.

45:02.229 --> 45:03.569
We'll burn the mansion down.

45:03.729 --> 45:06.109
And tell everyone
the whole family died in an accident.

45:06.479 --> 45:10.689
When Goldie and Honey come back,
won't Reet ask them how they survived?

45:10.687 --> 45:12.277
Then we burn the mansion
along with them.

45:13.062 --> 45:14.772
Honestly,
they're not useful for much anyway.

45:15.271 --> 45:16.681
But this doesn't feel right.

45:16.979 --> 45:18.529
Find another solution.

45:18.771 --> 45:20.101
What solution should I find?

45:20.104 --> 45:21.474
We've lied so massively already.

45:22.021 --> 45:25.181
We can't exactly bring
Honey's dead wife back.

45:26.771 --> 45:28.471
But if Goldie's wife comes
back somehow...

45:29.021 --> 45:30.971
we might still survive this.

45:31.437 --> 45:32.517
Oh yes!

45:32.521 --> 45:34.971
But how will his wife return?

45:38.271 --> 45:39.311
Hello Satti, we're on our way home.

45:39.312 --> 45:40.272
Get dinner ready.

45:40.646 --> 45:41.396
Okay.

45:41.937 --> 45:44.897
Goldie, I don't like seeing you like this.

45:45.396 --> 45:48.856
It's been over a year since
you started eating rotis made by the maid.

45:49.354 --> 45:51.024
Should I ask her to make rice instead?

45:51.229 --> 45:52.439
No, Goldie.

45:52.437 --> 45:55.027
Don't you think your
and Honey should settle down?

45:55.146 --> 45:56.976
I'm already settled, brother.

45:56.979 --> 45:58.229
You people sort yourselves out.

45:58.229 --> 46:00.609
I liked a couple of girls online.

46:00.604 --> 46:02.314
I even sent friendship messages too.

46:02.437 --> 46:03.687
They all disappeared.

46:03.854 --> 46:05.014
I think maybe they died.

46:05.021 --> 46:07.471
They blocked you, stupid.

46:07.479 --> 46:10.609
Your image's gotten
so bad since Daljeet left

46:10.604 --> 46:12.724
that when you visit a Gurudwara,
nobody offers you Prasad (holy offerings).

46:12.729 --> 46:14.939
Nobody even pushes you
when you walk into a crowd.

46:14.937 --> 46:17.147
Nobody even abuses
you if you get into a fight.

46:17.146 --> 46:17.976
Who's going to give you a girl?

46:17.979 --> 46:19.939
That's deadly shameful, Goldie.

46:19.937 --> 46:21.067
You should just jump out to the car.

46:21.062 --> 46:22.642
Has my image really gotten that bad?

46:22.646 --> 46:23.106
Right.

46:23.104 --> 46:25.854
Goldie, we're literally surviving
because of the maid right now.

46:25.854 --> 46:27.854
I honestly feel that if you died
when I am not around,

46:27.854 --> 46:29.974
even your funeral pyre
would get lit by the maid.

46:29.979 --> 46:31.229
Maybe Daljeet thinks the same too,

46:31.229 --> 46:32.939
that without her nobody
even asks about me.

46:33.062 --> 46:34.562
Then doesn't it become her duty
to come back?

46:34.562 --> 46:38.432
Who knows, maybe Daljeet thinks
it's your duty to go bring her back.

46:38.896 --> 46:40.766
She came into my dream yesterday,
you know.

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Mine too.

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She came into mine as well.

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She visited all three of you.

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So she's only angry at me.

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She was even singing in my dream.

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"You crazy fool..."

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"Look what state you've made
of yourself after I left."

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Listen... we should go there.

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If we want to survive this,
we need one sensible person with us.

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Who's sensible?

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Honey.

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Honey's sensible.

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Fine then, if you all insist,
I'll tag along.

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What's the big deal?

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Call Sister-in-law Daljeet.

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"I'm turning my car around
and coming for you!"

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No need to turn around,
her house is right ahead.

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Then say,
"I'm driving straight to your place."

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"I'm driving straight to your place."

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Friends, the enemy is ready.

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Where's Guru?

47:51.437 --> 47:53.647
Guys, can you see the enemy?

47:54.271 --> 47:55.891
We can, Guru.

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Attack!

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It's war time!

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Stop!

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Whenever Goldie comes to our house,

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this is exactly how we'll welcome him.

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- Yes!
- Yes!

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Do you know how this enemy's going
to go back?

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By taking an Uber?

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No.

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He came here by road,
but he's leaving through the air.

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Place him on the slingshot.

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This place is fine.

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We'll use the washroom before leaving.

48:26.146 --> 48:28.526
Please, don't embarrass me too badly.

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We've come after such a long time.

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Obviously they'll say a few things.

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Just listen quietly.

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Then do one thing.

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You all stay here.

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Let me go inside and get abused alone,

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then you all can join me, later.

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- Fine.
- Sounds good.

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Pull! Pull! Pull!

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Pull it back! Pull it back!

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Goldie!

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They killed Goldie!

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Check his pulse. Check his pulse.

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How do I check his pulse,
the took his arms out!

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Goldie! Goldie, my brother!
How did this happen?

48:58.729 --> 49:00.359
What are you all doing, idiots?

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What is this?

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Goldie, come here and look... You died.

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So, I'm a spirit now.

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Who killed me? Tell me!

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Stop this nonsense!

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It's just a dummy.

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My in-laws sent a message with it.

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I'm not going inside alone.
Come with me.

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- Okay.
- Look at this statue of mistakes.

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- Let's go.
- Okay.

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Now you remembered me?

49:23.854 --> 49:26.184
Guru Ma, please don't interrupt.

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At least let us serve your guests first.

49:37.896 --> 49:39.976
After a whole year,
now you remembered us?

49:40.229 --> 49:45.279
Son, your mother started appearing
in your uncle's dreams singing sad songs.

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"You crazy fool..."

49:48.021 --> 49:50.681
"Look what state you've made
of yourself after I left."

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Then I thought, why should
I drag your uncle into this?

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I should talk to your mother directly.

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Goldie, don't you think
you took long to come here?

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Guru Ma...

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Even now I practically dragged him
here forcefully.

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Nobody asked you to.

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Pala.

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Son...

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Give it to Guru.

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Okay.

50:13.687 --> 50:14.687
Give it to him. Get rid of it.

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They want us dead.

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How many bullets does it contain?

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Two.

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One, two, three, four.

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Bring two more.

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We need four.

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Fine.

50:25.979 --> 50:27.689
I was saying even three are enough...

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One guy should at least survive
to send a message home.

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No worries, we'll make a phone call.

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Son, how are we supposed
to go through with all this?

50:36.187 --> 50:37.187
- You guys enjoy your family time.
- Yes.

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Yes, let's go.

50:38.521 --> 50:39.971
Sit down.

50:39.979 --> 50:40.939
We'll sit down.

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Listen son, don't do this.

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Bring laddoos.

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Eat.

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We have one minute, Jass,
take whatever you want to eat.

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We should leave. What is this nonsense?

50:54.896 --> 50:57.976
No, no, Uncle,
let us serve you properly first.

50:57.979 --> 51:00.439
Son, you can serve us,
but the alarm you brought was pointless.

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We were already awake.

51:01.937 --> 51:03.227
If he were really awake,

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would he have taken this long
to remember his wife and son?

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He thought of them only
because of the maid.

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What?

51:09.812 --> 51:11.432
Jass...

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Honey, either say the full thing
or stay quiet.

51:14.521 --> 51:17.221
We thought the maid would have
to cremate me, so it would be better if...

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What do you mean
"maid would cremate me"?

51:18.312 --> 51:20.972
You know exactly
how maids "light fires."

51:21.104 --> 51:22.064
You wanted to bring
this wise one along, right?

51:22.062 --> 51:23.312
Look how helpful he has been.

51:23.479 --> 51:25.609
Mom, take everyone inside.

51:26.646 --> 51:29.396
If a man lost in the morning comes back
home by evening, they don't call him lost.

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Then what do they call him?

51:30.979 --> 51:32.569
I don't know that,
but they don't call him not lost.

51:32.562 --> 51:33.762
Mom, go.

51:33.771 --> 51:34.721
No, no, no...

51:34.729 --> 51:36.649
Just don't take the law into
your own hands, son.

51:36.771 --> 51:38.971
Don't worry, I never get caught.

51:40.604 --> 51:43.144
Drag them!

51:43.146 --> 51:45.276
Get them!

51:45.771 --> 51:47.521
- Come on!
- Let him go!

51:47.771 --> 51:49.811
- Attack!
- What are you kids doing?

51:51.979 --> 51:52.859
Wait.

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I'm busy right now.

51:55.646 --> 51:56.356
Come on.

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Turn him around.

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Come on, come on, come on.

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Stop!

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Grab him!

52:16.729 --> 52:17.729
Let me go!

52:17.729 --> 52:19.729
Goldie!

52:21.562 --> 52:22.722
What have we gotten ourselves into?

52:22.729 --> 52:23.319
Come on.

52:23.312 --> 52:24.642
Take him there.
Hold him tight.

52:24.646 --> 52:25.776
Come on.

52:25.896 --> 52:26.396
Come on.

52:26.396 --> 52:27.226
Pull it!

52:28.479 --> 52:29.689
Goldie!

52:29.687 --> 52:30.437
Come on.

52:30.437 --> 52:33.187
- Pull it back!
- Goldie!

52:33.396 --> 52:35.356
Goldie, what's one plus one?

52:35.354 --> 52:35.934
Two.

52:36.062 --> 52:38.102
Come on, now it's time for you to go.

52:40.229 --> 52:42.769
Goldie!

52:42.771 --> 52:44.391
Hold on tight!

52:44.729 --> 52:45.649
What's 25 plus 25...

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50.

52:46.521 --> 52:47.971
Where are the flying men going
in a hurry?

52:47.979 --> 52:49.529
Over there.

52:52.854 --> 52:55.224
Reet, will you tell me where
we actually are we going?

52:55.562 --> 52:57.602
Our family astrologer has come over.

52:58.021 --> 53:00.431
My dad believes in horoscopes.

53:00.437 --> 53:02.567
He wanted Guru ji to match
our horoscopes.

53:04.521 --> 53:05.431
Alright.

53:05.437 --> 53:07.977
Guru ji, you had said I had Rahu dosh

53:08.396 --> 53:11.106
and needed to bathe with a black dog
in the same bucket.

53:11.229 --> 53:12.319
I already did that.

53:12.312 --> 53:13.142
No problem.

53:13.146 --> 53:14.896
Slowly the bad effects
will start disappearing too.

53:14.896 --> 53:18.436
But Guru ji, the dog started
crying during the bath.

53:21.229 --> 53:23.019
That won't harm me, right?

53:23.021 --> 53:25.141
No, no harm comes from that.

53:25.479 --> 53:26.769
Where's your daughter?

53:26.771 --> 53:27.761
I'm getting late.

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Here, the kids are.

53:29.312 --> 53:31.562
- Dad, this is Jass.
- Come, dear.

53:31.979 --> 53:34.479
Jass, this is Daddy, Mommy,
and our Guru ji.

53:34.479 --> 53:35.569
Greetings, son.

53:35.562 --> 53:41.852
Son, we only wanted to see what kind
of boy our daughter has chosen.

53:41.854 --> 53:46.474
Actually, even my old girlfriends'
families liked me a lot.

53:46.479 --> 53:48.479
If you want, I can make you talk
to them right now.

53:48.479 --> 53:49.069
Jass...

53:49.062 --> 53:51.012
The boy is honest at least.

53:51.021 --> 53:51.811
Yes.

53:51.812 --> 53:55.892
We'll only proceed with the wedding
after matching your horoscopes.

53:55.896 --> 53:56.606
Okay.

53:56.604 --> 53:59.514
Son, tell me your birth date and time.

53:59.521 --> 54:01.511
15th August, 9 AM.

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And birthplace?

54:02.729 --> 54:04.279
My house bed.

54:04.687 --> 54:06.567
And where was that bed located?

54:06.729 --> 54:08.859
Yes, the bed was in Jalandhar.

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Jalandhar.

54:11.271 --> 54:12.271
Oh no.

54:12.646 --> 54:13.476
Guruji?

54:13.771 --> 54:14.681
What happened?

54:14.687 --> 54:16.727
No girl can survive in this house.

54:17.146 --> 54:20.146
Either she'll leave the house
or she'll die.

54:22.021 --> 54:23.471
No, how is that possible?

54:23.479 --> 54:24.649
Your mother...?

54:25.354 --> 54:26.224
Mom...?

54:26.229 --> 54:27.399
She's bound to be dead.

54:27.396 --> 54:31.476
Because Saturn and Rahu are sitting in the
happiness sector making a Chandaal Yog.

54:32.312 --> 54:34.602
Guru ji, shall we make him bathe
with a black dog?

54:34.604 --> 54:37.684
Do whatever remedy you want,
no woman can stay in their house.

54:37.854 --> 54:39.604
Impossible.

54:39.604 --> 54:42.684
I saw his sister-in-law,
happily married to his brother.

54:42.687 --> 54:43.687
Impossible.

54:43.687 --> 54:45.067
I saw it with my own eyes.

54:45.062 --> 54:47.642
His sister-in-law was making out
with his brother.

54:48.771 --> 54:50.351
I mean feeding him cake and all.

54:50.729 --> 54:52.529
According to the horoscope,
it couldn't be his sister-in-law cannot.

54:52.687 --> 54:54.817
There are two sisters-in-law
and two brothers.

54:54.812 --> 54:58.312
Dear, did you personally see
the second brother's wife too?

54:58.312 --> 55:00.222
No, she didn't attend the wedding.

55:00.229 --> 55:01.859
- We'll meet her later, right?
- Yes.

55:01.979 --> 55:04.069
Forget all that.

55:04.062 --> 55:06.892
Guru ji, just tell us whether
the horoscopes match or not.

55:06.896 --> 55:08.936
Sister, the horoscopes do match.

55:09.312 --> 55:12.812
But there's no way women live in their house.

55:12.812 --> 55:14.972
Because according to my astrological
calculations, it's crystal clear that

55:14.979 --> 55:17.319
there's no sign of women in this house.

55:17.312 --> 55:19.522
Goldie, all this is happening
because of you.

55:19.729 --> 55:23.149
You could've begged
and brought Daljeet back home.

55:23.146 --> 55:24.186
How could he?

55:24.187 --> 55:25.437
I was the only one speaking there.

55:25.437 --> 55:27.397
If either of you had said
anything sensible,

55:27.396 --> 55:31.396
Or if Sonu had been with me,
Daljeet would be here today.

55:31.562 --> 55:32.512
All this is Daddy's fault.

55:32.521 --> 55:35.351
I told him so many times not
to marry me into a criminal family.

55:35.354 --> 55:35.974
But no...

55:35.979 --> 55:38.149
He used to say, "If talented lawyers
like us ever lose a case,

55:38.146 --> 55:40.516
the clients can beat us
with slippers afterward."

55:40.521 --> 55:41.431
"They might come in handy someday."

55:41.437 --> 55:42.437
Well look, how handy they are now.

55:42.437 --> 55:44.017
You kept whining about that ten-rupee
incense stick

55:44.021 --> 55:45.181
I burn in front of Daddy's photo.

55:45.187 --> 55:48.187
Sometimes I feel like hurling
wet cow dung straight at his picture.

55:50.062 --> 55:52.142
Why does Daddy's photo keep
shaking again and again?

55:52.271 --> 55:53.811
Well, uncle was mentally shaken
when he was alive.

55:53.812 --> 55:55.182
Now even his photo shakes.

55:55.187 --> 55:56.687
Jass, where's the hammer?

55:56.687 --> 55:57.227
Why?

55:57.396 --> 55:59.566
I'm nailing Daddy's photo into
the wall permanently today.

56:01.187 --> 56:02.437
I always carry a hammer with me.

56:02.437 --> 56:04.607
I've seen uncle's photo shake
many times as well.

56:04.604 --> 56:06.854
- Where are you going?
- Honey! Honey!

56:06.854 --> 56:08.314
I'm going to smash the photo.

56:08.312 --> 56:09.312
No, don't! Sit down.

56:09.312 --> 56:11.062
- I'm going to smash the photo.
- Sit down.

56:11.896 --> 56:13.976
Please sit down.

56:15.271 --> 56:15.931
Hi!

56:15.937 --> 56:16.817
Where are you, Jass?

56:16.812 --> 56:17.892
At home.

56:17.896 --> 56:19.436
Tell your sisters-in-law
to cook something special.

56:19.437 --> 56:20.397
We're coming over.

56:20.604 --> 56:21.604
What do you mean by we're coming over?

56:21.604 --> 56:24.014
It means Mummy, Daddy
and I are coming to your house.

56:24.021 --> 56:24.931
For what?

56:25.062 --> 56:26.722
To discuss our marriage.

56:26.854 --> 56:27.814
Out of the blue?

56:27.812 --> 56:29.472
Guru ji just told us today's
a full moon day

56:29.479 --> 56:31.819
and very auspicious for such things.

56:32.229 --> 56:33.899
We're already getting into the car.

56:33.896 --> 56:35.606
Tell your sisters-in-law their
new sister-in-law's coming over,

56:35.604 --> 56:37.024
so they better get some
tea ready for us.

56:37.854 --> 56:38.724
We're so dead.

56:38.729 --> 56:39.479
What happened?

56:39.479 --> 56:42.189
Reet's bringing her parents
to our house.

56:42.187 --> 56:43.187
That's good news.

56:44.312 --> 56:45.432
I beg you...

56:45.437 --> 56:47.357
Don't say anything weird
in front of them.

56:47.354 --> 56:48.524
Stay quiet.

56:48.687 --> 56:49.727
We're not even used to speaking.

56:49.729 --> 56:50.609
Yes.

56:57.729 --> 56:58.609
- Hi, Jass.
- Hi.

56:58.896 --> 56:59.936
How's Honey now?

56:59.937 --> 57:00.687
Honey's fine.

57:00.687 --> 57:02.107
I think I'm the one about
to lose my mind now.

57:02.312 --> 57:03.222
What happened?

57:03.229 --> 57:04.069
Nothing.

57:04.062 --> 57:05.182
Carry on.

57:05.604 --> 57:07.394
One by one everyone's losing it.

57:07.646 --> 57:08.816
- Hi, Jass.
- Hi.

57:08.812 --> 57:10.722
Greetings. Greetings, Auntie.

57:10.729 --> 57:11.899
Who was that?

57:11.896 --> 57:13.066
That...

57:13.646 --> 57:15.276
That...

57:15.687 --> 57:16.777
That was Goldie's wife?

57:19.271 --> 57:20.931
Yes, Goldie's wife.

57:21.437 --> 57:24.017
Daddy, I told you Goldie has a wife.

57:24.021 --> 57:25.771
- See.
- Now you've seen her too.

57:26.812 --> 57:27.972
Right.

57:28.146 --> 57:29.106
- Shall we go inside?
- Let's go.

57:29.604 --> 57:31.684
So son, what do you do?

57:31.687 --> 57:32.897
I'm a lawyer.

57:33.562 --> 57:34.642
And you, son?

57:35.396 --> 57:37.226
I'm a VDC.

57:37.229 --> 57:39.729
Okay VD... VDC means?

57:39.729 --> 57:41.729
VDC means "Vakil Da Cousin."
(a lawyer's cousin)

57:41.729 --> 57:43.439
Very good.

57:49.396 --> 57:50.266
- Hello.
- Get Honey.

57:50.271 --> 57:51.021
Coming.

57:51.937 --> 57:53.267
Uncle, have tea.

57:53.271 --> 57:55.181
Honey's got a class starting inside,
I need to take him along.

57:55.187 --> 57:56.107
- Okay?
- Alright.

57:56.104 --> 57:56.934
Honey.

57:58.896 --> 58:00.476
I'll be right back.

58:00.729 --> 58:01.819
Don't leave.

58:01.812 --> 58:03.642
No, we'll be right here.

58:04.104 --> 58:05.814
These kids are very talented.

58:05.812 --> 58:08.142
Yes, Daddy taught us everything.

58:09.104 --> 58:10.224
What did he do?

58:10.604 --> 58:11.934
Daddy was a lawyer too.

58:11.937 --> 58:13.397
He's right behind you.

58:13.604 --> 58:15.314
Then call him too.

58:15.437 --> 58:17.317
By behind, I mean in the photo.

58:17.312 --> 58:18.472
He's not alive anymore.

58:18.479 --> 58:19.529
Okay.

58:19.646 --> 58:20.476
Oh...

58:22.896 --> 58:26.106
Your father's face matches
his sons a lot.

58:26.104 --> 58:28.894
Yes, Daddy was very handsome.

58:29.021 --> 58:30.851
And we're very handsome too.

58:30.854 --> 58:34.014
He died because of smoking?

58:34.021 --> 58:35.181
Smoking?

58:36.187 --> 58:38.107
Uncle, that's not Daddy.

58:38.104 --> 58:39.274
Daddy's over there.

58:40.854 --> 58:41.854
Greetings, Uncle.

58:41.854 --> 58:43.274
- Greetings.
- Greetings.

58:43.896 --> 58:45.026
I'll be right back.

58:45.562 --> 58:46.602
Son, who is she?

58:46.771 --> 58:48.181
That...

58:48.187 --> 58:49.567
This is your elder brother's wife, right?

58:50.687 --> 58:51.647
Mrs. Honey.

58:52.104 --> 58:52.684
Yes.
Okay.

58:52.687 --> 58:55.817
Look, I didn't see her face the other day,
but I still recognized her.

58:55.812 --> 58:57.142
- Congratulations.
- See.

58:58.854 --> 59:00.014
- Here you go.
- She is back.

59:00.021 --> 59:01.011
Enough now.

59:01.021 --> 59:03.011
- Come and sit with us.
- No.

59:03.021 --> 59:04.181
Come on.

59:04.354 --> 59:05.394
Come on, join us.

59:05.521 --> 59:06.811
Come on, join us.
Sit.

59:06.812 --> 59:07.642
Sit down.

59:07.646 --> 59:08.646
I said sit down!

59:09.312 --> 59:10.102
- Huh?
- Please sit down.

59:10.104 --> 59:11.434
Sit down, dear.

59:13.354 --> 59:14.434
Sit down.

59:15.354 --> 59:16.184
We are back.

59:16.187 --> 59:17.397
Didn't I tell you we'll be right back?

59:17.396 --> 59:18.526
Sit down. Sit down.

59:18.729 --> 59:19.899
Sit.

59:24.687 --> 59:26.937
Sit down, dear.
Where are you going, huh?

59:28.062 --> 59:28.932
I see.

59:28.937 --> 59:29.977
Mom, you do not understand.

59:29.979 --> 59:30.689
I understood everything.

59:30.687 --> 59:32.317
She doesn't want to sit with us.

59:32.312 --> 59:33.512
Come with me.

59:33.521 --> 59:34.971
You want to sit here, right?

59:35.354 --> 59:36.264
Sit down.

59:36.271 --> 59:38.061
Why over there? What's going on?

59:38.062 --> 59:38.972
Honey...

59:40.687 --> 59:41.607
Eat this.

59:42.062 --> 59:43.012
- No.
- Go ahead and eat it.

59:43.021 --> 59:44.061
Eat it, it's okay.

59:44.062 --> 59:45.472
Eat it.

59:46.229 --> 59:47.269
Now you eat this.

59:47.271 --> 59:48.851
Why should I eat it?

59:48.854 --> 59:51.064
That day you happily ate cake.

59:51.062 --> 59:52.562
Eat it, it helps the love grow.

59:53.146 --> 59:54.896
Honey, we're only starving for love.

59:55.146 --> 59:57.066
We don't lack anything else, right?

59:58.312 --> 59:59.312
I'm leaving.

59:59.312 --> 01:00:00.722
Where are you going, dear?

01:00:00.729 --> 01:00:02.109
We came here to meet you.

01:00:02.396 --> 01:00:05.566
I know it's short notice,
but you people can't just leave.

01:00:05.562 --> 01:00:07.682
At least have tea with us.
Sit down.

01:00:09.229 --> 01:00:10.399
Sit, sit.

01:00:12.687 --> 01:00:13.977
Now you eat this, Brother.

01:00:13.979 --> 01:00:14.819
Why should I eat it?

01:00:14.812 --> 01:00:16.472
Jass... didn't you say it?

01:00:16.479 --> 01:00:17.979
We're hungry for love.

01:00:17.979 --> 01:00:19.609
We lack nothing else.

01:00:19.604 --> 01:00:20.684
Eat it, Goldie.

01:00:23.687 --> 01:00:25.317
I never asked you...

01:00:25.521 --> 01:00:27.271
You don't actually work, right?

01:00:27.771 --> 01:00:30.261
Uncle, I trade shares from home.

01:00:30.271 --> 01:00:32.141
You keep lions at home?

01:00:32.354 --> 01:00:33.814
Not cage lions.

01:00:33.812 --> 01:00:35.102
Trading lions.

01:00:36.062 --> 01:00:38.772
I don't really know much
about lion breeds.

01:00:40.896 --> 01:00:42.316
I'll leave now then?

01:00:42.479 --> 01:00:43.939
Where are you going, dear?

01:00:44.062 --> 01:00:49.892
Actually Auntie, she is a psychiatrist,
so her patients must be waiting.

01:00:49.896 --> 01:00:50.976
Oh, okay.

01:00:50.979 --> 01:00:52.109
Yes.

01:00:52.604 --> 01:00:55.144
Yes, yes, of course.
Give me a minute.

01:00:55.437 --> 01:00:56.477
Here dear.

01:00:56.646 --> 01:00:57.856
Uncle, what are you doing?

01:00:57.854 --> 01:00:59.934
First time guests should
never leave empty-handed.

01:01:01.604 --> 01:01:02.974
Take it, dear.

01:01:03.271 --> 01:01:04.061
Her as well.

01:01:04.521 --> 01:01:05.811
Don't say no to me.

01:01:05.812 --> 01:01:07.012
Don't give her money.

01:01:07.021 --> 01:01:08.391
- Why are you giving her money?
- Take it, take it.

01:01:08.396 --> 01:01:10.066
No, she already scams
enough money out of people.

01:01:10.062 --> 01:01:11.262
It's okay, Honey.

01:01:11.271 --> 01:01:13.721
My heart feels happy here.

01:01:18.937 --> 01:01:20.277
Two daughters-in-law
were living in the house?

01:01:21.062 --> 01:01:24.472
I even gave both of them
five hundred rupees each, Guru ji.

01:01:24.729 --> 01:01:25.899
How is this possible?

01:01:26.646 --> 01:01:29.356
Guru ji, horoscopes aren't always right.

01:01:29.604 --> 01:01:31.354
Daddy saw the truth with his own eyes.

01:01:31.687 --> 01:01:33.067
- Right.
- So Guru ji,

01:01:33.271 --> 01:01:34.521
when should
we finalize the wedding?

01:01:34.687 --> 01:01:35.937
Whenever you feel is right.

01:01:35.937 --> 01:01:38.397
Now even Guru ji has agreed.

01:01:38.646 --> 01:01:40.396
Let's finalise it then.

01:01:40.604 --> 01:01:41.604
Thank God.

01:01:43.062 --> 01:01:45.772
Okay Honey,
now tell me what is the time.

01:01:46.687 --> 01:01:47.897
I'm not wearing a watch.

01:01:48.229 --> 01:01:49.019
Okay.

01:01:49.021 --> 01:01:51.431
There's a clock behind you,
check it and tell me.

01:01:52.104 --> 01:01:53.894
I don't trust anybody else's clock.

01:02:01.896 --> 01:02:03.606
Honey, I got an important call.

01:02:03.604 --> 01:02:06.274
Don't just sit here doing nothing,
keep roaming around till I'm done.

01:02:07.104 --> 01:02:07.604
Yes?

01:02:07.604 --> 01:02:09.104
Happy birthday, sweetheart.

01:02:10.562 --> 01:02:12.312
Thank you, dear. Where are you?

01:02:12.562 --> 01:02:14.222
I'm standing outside Jass's house.

01:02:14.646 --> 01:02:16.856
Fine, I'm coming out right away.

01:02:22.187 --> 01:02:23.777
- Hi!
- Hey!

01:02:28.312 --> 01:02:29.642
Stop, stop, stop.

01:02:31.521 --> 01:02:33.431
Many many happy returns of the day.

01:02:33.437 --> 01:02:35.277
Thank you, thank you so much.

01:02:37.146 --> 01:02:38.816
Your surprise is ready.

01:02:45.479 --> 01:02:49.399
Idiots, stop now
before he gets a heart attack.

01:02:51.229 --> 01:02:52.109
Let's go.

01:02:52.729 --> 01:02:56.649
Their younger
daughter-in-law has an affair.

01:03:02.771 --> 01:03:04.011
Greetings, Uncle.

01:03:04.021 --> 01:03:05.351
Hold me tight.

01:03:07.687 --> 01:03:08.857
Greetings, Guru ji.

01:03:08.854 --> 01:03:09.264
Greetings.

01:03:09.271 --> 01:03:14.351
Guru ji, their younger daughter-in-law
is having an affair.

01:03:14.354 --> 01:03:16.064
I was wondering
how a woman even managed

01:03:16.062 --> 01:03:17.852
to stay in this house
with a horoscope like that.

01:03:17.854 --> 01:03:20.774
No, this doesn't count as "staying."
You people leave from here.

01:03:20.896 --> 01:03:22.896
She left with someone else.

01:03:23.187 --> 01:03:24.187
I'm leaving too.

01:03:29.354 --> 01:03:30.934
Uncle! Uncle!

01:03:32.271 --> 01:03:33.681
What brings you here?

01:03:35.021 --> 01:03:36.931
I came to start a new relationship,

01:03:36.937 --> 01:03:39.107
but you should first handle
your old messes.

01:03:39.646 --> 01:03:40.606
That alone is enough.

01:03:40.604 --> 01:03:41.764
I don't understand, Uncle.

01:03:41.771 --> 01:03:45.931
Your wife is involved with someone else.

01:03:45.937 --> 01:03:47.027
What?

01:03:47.354 --> 01:03:47.894
That can't happen.

01:03:47.896 --> 01:03:48.896
It has already happened.

01:03:48.896 --> 01:03:51.566
I saw the live telecast.

01:03:51.562 --> 01:03:52.812
It even came on TV?

01:03:53.354 --> 01:03:55.474
No, I saw it with my own eyes.

01:03:55.687 --> 01:03:56.977
That's why she threw me
out of the house.

01:03:57.437 --> 01:04:00.607
Find another girl for Jass.

01:04:00.604 --> 01:04:05.024
Otherwise my daughter will either die
or belong to somebody else,

01:04:05.187 --> 01:04:08.107
but she'll never belong here. Got it?

01:04:10.146 --> 01:04:11.226
Jass! Jass!

01:04:11.479 --> 01:04:12.569
Coming!

01:04:13.104 --> 01:04:14.434
Goldie! Goldie! Goldie!

01:04:14.437 --> 01:04:15.437
Goldie! Goldie!

01:04:15.437 --> 01:04:16.227
Jass! Jass!

01:04:16.229 --> 01:04:16.939
What happened?

01:04:16.937 --> 01:04:18.397
Hurry up.

01:04:18.562 --> 01:04:19.432
What is it now?

01:04:19.437 --> 01:04:20.817
Your sister-in-law's having an affair.

01:04:20.812 --> 01:04:21.562
What are you saying?

01:04:21.562 --> 01:04:23.062
Your sister-in-law's having an affair.

01:04:23.062 --> 01:04:23.602
What?

01:04:23.604 --> 01:04:25.104
Your sister-in-law's having an affair.

01:04:25.104 --> 01:04:26.104
What?

01:04:26.104 --> 01:04:28.854
Clean your ears sometimes
instead of always polishing your face.

01:04:29.729 --> 01:04:30.609
Now tell me!

01:04:30.604 --> 01:04:32.224
Your sister-in-law's having an affair.

01:04:32.229 --> 01:04:32.899
Start the jeep.

01:04:32.896 --> 01:04:34.266
We need to go to my in-laws'
place right now.

01:04:34.271 --> 01:04:36.891
The hot compresses from
the last disaster haven't even dried yet

01:04:36.896 --> 01:04:39.226
and you're dragging me again
to get beaten by your in-laws?

01:04:39.229 --> 01:04:40.479
Who told you about this?

01:04:40.479 --> 01:04:42.649
Bless your father-in-law's soul,
he's the one who told me.

01:04:42.646 --> 01:04:43.896
- Oh no.
- What happened?

01:04:43.896 --> 01:04:45.646
He's mentally unstable.

01:04:45.646 --> 01:04:47.856
Whatever he sees or hears once,

01:04:47.979 --> 01:04:49.479
he keeps imagining it
everywhere afterward.

01:04:49.479 --> 01:04:53.569
Reet just told me that he was
watching some Bhojpuri film at home.

01:04:53.562 --> 01:04:57.062
"My husband was useless
but I still had two lads."

01:04:57.062 --> 01:04:57.762
Lads?

01:04:57.771 --> 01:04:59.561
Sons.

01:04:59.562 --> 01:05:01.012
"But I only have one lad."

01:05:01.021 --> 01:05:03.011
Get out of this drama.

01:05:03.021 --> 01:05:04.011
What kind of illness is this?

01:05:04.021 --> 01:05:05.811
It's some new disease.

01:05:05.812 --> 01:05:07.812
Probably came from China like COVID.

01:05:07.812 --> 01:05:10.222
We already have one Honey.
We don't want another nutcase like him.

01:05:10.229 --> 01:05:11.979
Heed my advice
and just marry somewhere else.

01:05:11.979 --> 01:05:13.319
Who else can I marry?

01:05:13.312 --> 01:05:14.562
Who'll even give me their daughter now?

01:05:14.562 --> 01:05:16.852
The one who gave you
theirs already took her back.

01:05:16.854 --> 01:05:18.224
Goldie, my brother, listen carefully.

01:05:18.229 --> 01:05:21.149
My marriage with Reet can
only happen on one condition.

01:05:21.312 --> 01:05:23.892
We have to help her father recover.

01:05:24.021 --> 01:05:25.471
We don't need to do anything major.

01:05:25.479 --> 01:05:27.569
We just have to agree
with whatever he says.

01:05:27.562 --> 01:05:29.562
He'll recover automatically
like Goldie did.

01:05:29.562 --> 01:05:31.392
You are getting influenced
by what I'm saying, right Goldie?

01:05:31.396 --> 01:05:33.476
You understand what I'm saying,
right Goldie?

01:05:34.396 --> 01:05:35.816
Let my wedding happen, Goldie.

01:05:36.437 --> 01:05:38.477
Say yes.

01:05:39.354 --> 01:05:39.854
Hmm.

01:05:40.104 --> 01:05:42.274
Should I take your "hmm" as a yes?

01:05:43.604 --> 01:05:45.104
I love you, bro.

01:05:47.646 --> 01:05:50.276
Uncle, my sister-in-law is
a psychiatrist.

01:05:50.521 --> 01:05:54.431
And the guy she was hugging
was her mentally disturbed patient.

01:05:54.437 --> 01:05:55.357
Patient?

01:05:55.562 --> 01:05:56.392
Yes.

01:05:56.396 --> 01:05:57.476
He's a patient.

01:05:57.479 --> 01:06:00.729
That boy's girlfriend died a year ago.

01:06:00.896 --> 01:06:02.936
He was going to jump into the canal.

01:06:02.937 --> 01:06:06.607
My sister-in-law hugged him over
and over and convinced him that,

01:06:06.771 --> 01:06:08.761
"Your girlfriend is still alive."

01:06:08.771 --> 01:06:11.261
A year ago he was ready to die,

01:06:11.271 --> 01:06:13.851
and now he's happily hugging my
sister-in-law and enjoying life again.

01:06:13.854 --> 01:06:17.064
Son, even I went
a little crazy right after marriage.

01:06:17.062 --> 01:06:19.892
But no doctor ever hugged me.

01:06:19.896 --> 01:06:22.646
They just handed me medicine
and sent me away.

01:06:22.646 --> 01:06:24.686
Uncle, times have changed.

01:06:24.812 --> 01:06:27.392
Medical science has advanced a lot now.

01:06:27.521 --> 01:06:30.351
Otherwise my sister-in-law's
actually very strict.

01:06:30.354 --> 01:06:33.684
She doesn't even let Goldie hug her
for no reason.

01:06:34.021 --> 01:06:34.761
What is this, Dad?

01:06:34.771 --> 01:06:37.311
You said all that nonsense to Goldie
for no reason.

01:06:37.312 --> 01:06:39.892
He must've already gone and grabbed
sister-in-law by the hair by now.

01:06:39.896 --> 01:06:40.516
Right.

01:06:40.521 --> 01:06:42.971
Go apologise to Goldie.

01:06:45.229 --> 01:06:46.649
I'll come with you.

01:06:48.229 --> 01:06:49.229
Atthi...

01:06:49.396 --> 01:06:50.146
Satti...

01:06:50.812 --> 01:06:54.102
Consider it a raise and no a pay cut.

01:06:54.312 --> 01:06:55.182
Are you hungry?

01:06:55.604 --> 01:06:57.474
No, I'm not hungry.

01:06:57.646 --> 01:06:59.146
I've caught a strange illness.

01:06:59.312 --> 01:07:00.222
What illness?

01:07:00.354 --> 01:07:02.224
I don't feel hungry, after eating food.

01:07:02.812 --> 01:07:05.142
Alright, I've cooked and kept the food.
Just heat it and eat later.

01:07:05.146 --> 01:07:06.316
Where are you going?

01:07:07.021 --> 01:07:09.471
My husband's coming back home
after a month.

01:07:09.479 --> 01:07:10.859
He's coming here to pick me up.

01:07:11.146 --> 01:07:12.606
Your husband's coming
after a month, right?

01:07:12.604 --> 01:07:13.774
Then you too should leave after a month.

01:07:19.687 --> 01:07:23.017
"I can keep anyone in my pocket."

01:07:23.021 --> 01:07:24.891
"I'm a big shot around here."

01:07:25.062 --> 01:07:27.522
"I'm a big shot around here."

01:07:29.812 --> 01:07:31.522
Oh, my sweetheart!

01:07:32.229 --> 01:07:34.359
What's up?

01:07:34.354 --> 01:07:35.814
Stop.

01:07:36.104 --> 01:07:37.104
Greetings.

01:07:37.104 --> 01:07:38.684
Look at this.

01:07:38.687 --> 01:07:40.567
Stop, stop the car.

01:07:42.812 --> 01:07:45.392
Now don't say she's also a psychiatrist.

01:07:45.604 --> 01:07:46.474
No, she...

01:07:46.479 --> 01:07:47.479
Say something.

01:07:47.729 --> 01:07:49.069
Why are you quiet now?
Speak up.

01:07:49.354 --> 01:07:51.064
Maybe the younger sister-in-law
is teaching the elder sister-in-law

01:07:51.062 --> 01:07:51.932
how to deal with patients.

01:07:53.271 --> 01:07:55.061
I reject this marriage proposal.

01:07:55.062 --> 01:07:56.142
Get out of my car.

01:07:56.146 --> 01:07:57.146
Get out!

01:07:57.354 --> 01:07:58.974
You're sitting in my car.

01:07:59.354 --> 01:08:00.014
Huh?

01:08:00.021 --> 01:08:01.141
Really...

01:08:01.396 --> 01:08:02.516
- I am.
- Uncle...

01:08:02.521 --> 01:08:03.561
- Here, I got down.
- Uncle...

01:08:04.021 --> 01:08:05.561
- My phone...
- Uncle...

01:08:05.562 --> 01:08:06.932
What "uncle", huh?

01:08:08.854 --> 01:08:09.894
Greetings, Guru ji.

01:08:10.187 --> 01:08:13.687
Their elder daughter-in-law
is also having an affair.

01:08:13.687 --> 01:08:14.897
I told you from the start.

01:08:14.896 --> 01:08:16.776
No woman can survive in their house.

01:08:17.062 --> 01:08:19.102
Just say no and come back.

01:08:20.729 --> 01:08:21.729
Greetings, Uncle.

01:08:23.104 --> 01:08:23.814
What brings you here today?

01:08:24.687 --> 01:08:29.317
Son, your elder daughter-in-law too...
is also having an affair.

01:08:29.771 --> 01:08:30.851
The elder daughter-in-law has an affair?

01:08:31.146 --> 01:08:33.726
Not just one affair,
she's got plenty going on.

01:08:33.896 --> 01:08:35.186
People got dizzy just trying
to keep track of them all.

01:08:35.187 --> 01:08:37.067
You're not getting dizzy talking
about all this, are you?

01:08:37.229 --> 01:08:39.979
So this is all you came to say, huh?

01:08:39.979 --> 01:08:43.189
Whatever I said earlier about
the younger daughter-in-law...

01:08:43.187 --> 01:08:45.267
I actually came to apologise for that.

01:08:45.271 --> 01:08:48.141
Our two daughters-in-law are
in competition with each other as

01:08:48.146 --> 01:08:49.436
to who can have more affairs.

01:08:49.437 --> 01:08:50.857
We'll hand over
all the house keys to the one

01:08:50.854 --> 01:08:52.224
who manages the most affairs and say,

01:08:52.229 --> 01:08:53.899
"From today,
you're the queen of the house."

01:08:53.896 --> 01:08:56.896
And we'll even call the local councillor
to honour her publicly.

01:08:57.271 --> 01:08:58.431
What nonsense?

01:08:58.771 --> 01:09:00.681
Uncle, we're about to print
pamphlets now saying:

01:09:00.687 --> 01:09:02.897
"Come have affairs
with our daughters-in-law

01:09:02.896 --> 01:09:04.606
and get a free gift hamper."

01:09:04.604 --> 01:09:06.104
Goldie! Goldie!

01:09:06.979 --> 01:09:08.649
What, "Goldie, Goldie", huh?

01:09:08.646 --> 01:09:10.226
You lied to me.

01:09:10.354 --> 01:09:13.354
You said Goldie's wife treats
mentally unstable people.

01:09:13.354 --> 01:09:14.314
Why?

01:09:15.396 --> 01:09:18.356
Uncle, we're planning to send both
our daughters-in-law to Dubai.

01:09:18.354 --> 01:09:21.724
They'll stand on top of Burj Khalifa
and dance in front of the sheikhs.

01:09:21.729 --> 01:09:31.649
"We will dance on top of Burj Khalifa!"

01:09:31.646 --> 01:09:35.316
Now tell me, are you dropping me off
or should I walk back home?

01:09:35.312 --> 01:09:36.772
Get in, Uncle.

01:09:37.354 --> 01:09:38.934
Don't say another word.
Don't say another word.

01:09:38.937 --> 01:09:41.357
"Girls will dance in front of sheikhs."

01:09:41.354 --> 01:09:44.474
- Let's go, Uncle.
- "Girls will dance in front of sheikhs."

01:09:45.479 --> 01:09:48.859
Amitoj comes home late every
night because of your son.

01:09:49.437 --> 01:09:51.227
Mom, his training isn't even over yet.

01:09:51.229 --> 01:09:52.479
Stop talking nonsense.

01:09:52.771 --> 01:09:54.511
You spend your whole
day hanging around here.

01:09:54.521 --> 01:09:56.311
At least come home
on time in the evenings.

01:09:57.187 --> 01:09:59.187
Sister-in-law, the kids stay happy here.

01:09:59.187 --> 01:10:00.607
They keep playing around.

01:10:00.604 --> 01:10:02.934
Look at the time.

01:10:03.104 --> 01:10:06.474
His father keeps fighting with me, saying,
"You're spoiling our son."

01:10:06.937 --> 01:10:10.027
The kid who's got his father
at home is bound to have some fear.

01:10:10.271 --> 01:10:13.971
The one whose father's left him
has nothing to fear.

01:10:15.896 --> 01:10:17.146
Come on, let's go home.

01:10:17.146 --> 01:10:18.936
I wanted to play some more.

01:10:18.937 --> 01:10:21.277
Stop this nonsense,
and let's go home.

01:10:27.521 --> 01:10:29.521
Goldie! Goldie!

01:10:29.812 --> 01:10:30.722
Goldie!

01:10:30.937 --> 01:10:32.067
My Golu is back.

01:10:32.229 --> 01:10:33.229
Come here.
Here, take this.

01:10:33.229 --> 01:10:35.569
Advance congratulations for the wedding.

01:10:36.896 --> 01:10:37.976
What have you done!

01:10:37.979 --> 01:10:39.979
You got my wedding proposal rejected.

01:10:40.146 --> 01:10:40.936
They called it off?

01:10:40.937 --> 01:10:41.937
Because of you.

01:10:41.937 --> 01:10:44.517
Daddy spent his whole life trying
to make you a good lawyer.

01:10:44.521 --> 01:10:46.061
But you learned nothing.

01:10:46.312 --> 01:10:47.642
Daddy taught me nothing.

01:10:47.896 --> 01:10:50.186
Whatever I became today,
I became on my own.

01:10:50.187 --> 01:10:51.437
Daddy was useless.

01:10:51.437 --> 01:10:54.357
He spent all his life saying, "Dhillon
didn't wear the black coat for nothing."

01:10:54.354 --> 01:10:55.814
"Dhillon didn't wear the
black coat for nothing."

01:10:55.812 --> 01:10:57.642
So many times the judge
himself asked Daddy,

01:10:57.646 --> 01:10:58.766
"Do you have any proof
your client's innocent?"

01:10:58.771 --> 01:10:59.761
You know what Daddy used to say?

01:10:59.771 --> 01:11:01.351
"Dhillon didn't wear the black coat
for nothing."

01:11:01.354 --> 01:11:03.604
Once Daddy was swimming
at a beach in Bangkok.

01:11:03.604 --> 01:11:05.104
A lifeguard came running and said,

01:11:05.104 --> 01:11:07.514
"Sir, don't go any further,
the water ahead runs deep."

01:11:07.521 --> 01:11:08.681
Daddy was standing there in nothing
but his underwear and still goes,

01:11:08.687 --> 01:11:10.067
"Dhillon didn't wear the black coat
for nothing."

01:11:10.187 --> 01:11:12.437
Later only his underwear
came floating back, shivering.

01:11:12.562 --> 01:11:15.602
God bless that underwear. It told me,
"Your daddy's drowning."

01:11:15.604 --> 01:11:19.144
Only I know how I dragged
my naked father out of that water.

01:11:19.437 --> 01:11:21.187
Goldy, don't talk about Daddy like that.

01:11:21.187 --> 01:11:22.517
His soul will feel hurt.

01:11:22.521 --> 01:11:24.681
His soul died before he did.

01:11:24.687 --> 01:11:28.477
If some poor client accidentally came
to Daddy with a small case,

01:11:28.479 --> 01:11:29.769
Daddy would get him life imprisonment...

01:11:29.771 --> 01:11:33.351
Once Satti's father stole two loaves
of bread and ran away from a shop.

01:11:33.354 --> 01:11:35.724
If the cops had caught him, they'd
have slapped him twice and let him go.

01:11:35.729 --> 01:11:39.149
But trying to avoid the police,
he accidentally handed his case to Daddy.

01:11:39.146 --> 01:11:41.476
The man's been rotting
in jail for 18 years now.

01:11:41.479 --> 01:11:44.689
Ever wondered why Satti
never dusts Daddy's photo?

01:11:44.687 --> 01:11:48.067
Because Daddy wiped
out their whole life.

01:11:49.354 --> 01:11:50.934
Have some shame, Goldie.

01:11:50.937 --> 01:11:52.767
People usually make a name
for their fathers,

01:11:52.771 --> 01:11:54.721
but you're making a joke out of yours.

01:11:54.729 --> 01:11:57.399
Daddy wore that black coat with pride.

01:11:57.396 --> 01:11:59.686
Like he was wearing a king's crown.

01:11:59.687 --> 01:12:01.607
Have you ever heard Tipu Sultan saying,

01:12:01.604 --> 01:12:03.224
"I didn't wear this crown
for nothing"?

01:12:03.229 --> 01:12:04.939
Daddy was the only man
who bragged like that.

01:12:05.437 --> 01:12:06.857
Goldie!

01:12:13.687 --> 01:12:17.067
God... You took my Daddy away from me.

01:12:17.687 --> 01:12:19.437
And I never complained to
You about it.

01:12:20.146 --> 01:12:22.186
Every day kids at school
tease me asking,

01:12:22.687 --> 01:12:24.647
"Why doesn't your daddy ever come
with you?"

01:12:25.562 --> 01:12:27.522
But I never complained.

01:12:28.312 --> 01:12:30.562
Because I believed
my mummy was strong...

01:12:31.021 --> 01:12:32.021
and so was I.

01:12:33.354 --> 01:12:34.854
But today I found out I was wrong.

01:12:35.937 --> 01:12:37.527
Our home has fallen apart, God.

01:12:40.562 --> 01:12:44.852
If Grandpa were here,
he never would've let this happen.

01:12:45.646 --> 01:12:47.516
I wish he was still with us, God.

01:12:47.521 --> 01:12:49.141
I wish he was still with us.

01:13:00.646 --> 01:13:03.896
How will we become millionaires
if Daddy was so useless?

01:13:03.896 --> 01:13:06.066
That's because we used
to be billionaires.

01:13:08.354 --> 01:13:09.854
This man has ruined our lives.

01:13:09.854 --> 01:13:11.354
He has never won a single case in life.

01:13:11.354 --> 01:13:15.274
He finally won one at the very end,
and lost his life over that too.

01:13:15.729 --> 01:13:16.689
Why did you slap me?

01:13:16.687 --> 01:13:18.937
I'm not crazy, why would I slap you?

01:13:19.687 --> 01:13:20.477
Why did you slap me?

01:13:20.479 --> 01:13:21.729
I didn't.

01:13:22.729 --> 01:13:23.439
Goldie...

01:13:23.437 --> 01:13:24.187
What are you doing?

01:13:24.521 --> 01:13:25.561
Who is slapping me?

01:13:26.271 --> 01:13:26.891
What happened?

01:13:26.896 --> 01:13:28.106
Someone is slapping me.

01:13:28.104 --> 01:13:29.104
Goldie!

01:13:29.896 --> 01:13:31.066
What are you doing?

01:13:31.562 --> 01:13:32.392
Someone is slapping me.

01:13:32.396 --> 01:13:33.356
What's going on, Goldie?

01:13:33.812 --> 01:13:35.272
Someone slapped me too.

01:13:35.604 --> 01:13:37.264
- Goldie...
- Let me go.

01:13:37.271 --> 01:13:38.721
Let go of my arm!

01:13:38.729 --> 01:13:39.149
What happened?

01:13:40.771 --> 01:13:41.601
Goldie, Goldie...

01:13:41.604 --> 01:13:43.064
Let go of my arm!

01:13:43.062 --> 01:13:44.602
Let's go outside.

01:13:45.146 --> 01:13:46.896
Go, go, go. Let's go outside.

01:14:02.396 --> 01:14:04.276
I'll be damned, Daddy?

01:14:06.479 --> 01:14:08.479
Am I too late?

01:14:10.062 --> 01:14:11.602
You ungrateful, useless child!

01:14:11.937 --> 01:14:13.357
How can anyone feel any pride?

01:14:13.354 --> 01:14:15.974
Goldie, daddy's ghost!

01:14:15.979 --> 01:14:17.609
Run!

01:14:18.229 --> 01:14:29.149
Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

01:14:34.562 --> 01:14:36.392
- Run! Drive!
- Hurry up!

01:14:36.396 --> 01:14:38.816
Let's go.

01:14:41.479 --> 01:14:42.729
Oh no!

01:14:44.062 --> 01:14:46.352
Daddy came down only to send us up!

01:14:54.729 --> 01:14:56.229
What happened, Ghost Daddy?

01:14:56.479 --> 01:14:58.569
I think I've hit my limit.

01:14:58.562 --> 01:15:01.432
Looks like I can't go beyond the gate.

01:15:02.396 --> 01:15:03.276
Thank God.

01:15:04.646 --> 01:15:06.436
But Ghost Daddy...
how did you come back?

01:15:06.979 --> 01:15:09.029
You idiots won't even let
a dead man live in peace.

01:15:09.146 --> 01:15:10.766
It took me a whole lifetime
to earn respect,

01:15:10.771 --> 01:15:12.221
and you clowns destroyed it in minutes.

01:15:12.229 --> 01:15:14.319
You were planning
to print pamphlets saying,

01:15:14.312 --> 01:15:15.562
"Come have affairs
with our daughters-in-law."

01:15:15.687 --> 01:15:16.607
He said that, Daddy.

01:15:16.604 --> 01:15:17.934
He's lying, Daddy.

01:15:17.937 --> 01:15:20.267
And he says, "We are born crazy."

01:15:20.271 --> 01:15:21.681
Because our father himself was crazy.

01:15:22.937 --> 01:15:24.817
He's a ghost, he knows everything.

01:15:24.812 --> 01:15:26.392
Stop this nonsense, Goldie.

01:15:26.646 --> 01:15:28.606
You were going to throw cow dung at me?

01:15:28.604 --> 01:15:30.184
You keep pointing out our mistakes.

01:15:30.187 --> 01:15:31.147
At least look at your own too.

01:15:31.146 --> 01:15:32.356
You came back alone.

01:15:32.354 --> 01:15:33.724
You could've brought
your mother along too.

01:15:33.729 --> 01:15:36.399
Yes, women don't even have
pay ticket fare in Punjab.

01:15:36.396 --> 01:15:37.526
I'll beat the hell out of you both.

01:15:37.979 --> 01:15:39.019
Now shut up and get inside.

01:15:39.021 --> 01:15:39.811
No way.

01:15:39.812 --> 01:15:40.852
I said go inside.

01:15:40.854 --> 01:15:41.394
Forget it.

01:15:41.396 --> 01:15:42.266
Can't you hear me? Get inside.

01:15:42.271 --> 01:15:43.061
No chance.

01:15:43.062 --> 01:15:44.472
Daddy, you go inside.

01:15:44.479 --> 01:15:47.319
What if some neighbor spots
a ghost roaming around here?

01:15:47.312 --> 01:15:49.432
Property rates around
the area will crash.

01:15:49.729 --> 01:15:52.779
Property prices will crash only
if people can see me too.

01:15:53.437 --> 01:15:55.357
I'm visible only
to my own flesh and blood.

01:15:55.771 --> 01:15:58.061
Daddy, whatever happens,
we're not coming in. You go.

01:15:58.062 --> 01:15:58.762
Yes.

01:15:58.771 --> 01:15:59.851
Fine then, idiots.

01:16:00.021 --> 01:16:01.101
Sooner or later, you'll come inside too.

01:16:01.312 --> 01:16:02.522
Just remember one thing...

01:16:02.937 --> 01:16:07.357
Getting rid of a tied camel
and your father's ghost isn't easy.

01:16:07.354 --> 01:16:07.934
Huh?

01:16:07.937 --> 01:16:19.647
Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

01:16:22.729 --> 01:16:24.359
We have been walking all night.

01:16:24.354 --> 01:16:25.724
At least tell me where you're taking us.

01:16:25.854 --> 01:16:27.934
I follow this tantrik on Instagram.

01:16:27.937 --> 01:16:28.857
We're going to meet him.

01:16:28.854 --> 01:16:30.224
We're going to trap Daddy inside a bottle.

01:16:30.812 --> 01:16:31.772
You've completely lost it, Goldie.

01:16:32.146 --> 01:16:33.106
What else am I supposed to do?

01:16:33.104 --> 01:16:34.144
Daddy beat me up for no reason.

01:16:34.146 --> 01:16:35.186
He beat you up for no reason?

01:16:35.646 --> 01:16:37.726
Goldie, how can you kill
people and then forget about it?

01:16:37.729 --> 01:16:41.479
Try to recall that day in the court,
where a white car pulls in.

01:16:41.479 --> 01:16:43.399
You, me, and Daddy are in it.

01:16:52.521 --> 01:16:56.261
The swagger
and the boots both stay solid, girl.

01:16:56.271 --> 01:17:00.311
Pulled a lot of people out
to their delusions too, girl.

01:17:00.312 --> 01:17:04.562
All the others are just followers,
I alone am the don...

01:17:07.687 --> 01:17:12.187
Carry on, carry on, carry on,
carry on Jatta.

01:17:13.979 --> 01:17:15.819
Who has that bottle with poison in it?

01:17:15.812 --> 01:17:18.352
Daddy, the poison bottle has
already submitted in court evidence.

01:17:18.521 --> 01:17:19.851
You should drink it carefully.

01:17:19.854 --> 01:17:21.064
It's your first time drinking poison.

01:17:21.187 --> 01:17:22.277
Don't worry.

01:17:22.521 --> 01:17:24.601
Advocate Dhillon didn't
wear this black coat for nothing.

01:17:24.604 --> 01:17:25.724
You aren't the only one wear it alone.

01:17:25.729 --> 01:17:27.019
Every lawyer wears one.

01:17:27.021 --> 01:17:29.061
For God's sake, don't start
showing off inside court today.

01:17:29.062 --> 01:17:30.062
Focus on the case.

01:17:30.062 --> 01:17:31.352
I'll beat him up.

01:17:31.354 --> 01:17:32.394
Daddy, no fighting, please.

01:17:32.521 --> 01:17:35.391
Do you know how many complaints
I get about you and your son?

01:17:35.396 --> 01:17:37.146
You don't fight a single case all month.

01:17:37.146 --> 01:17:38.726
You just fight with each
other and come back home.

01:17:38.729 --> 01:17:40.399
If we don't fight cases,

01:17:40.396 --> 01:17:41.976
do we run the household
by doing mujra dance?

01:17:41.979 --> 01:17:43.109
No, no, Daddy, no fighting.

01:17:43.312 --> 01:17:45.182
The judge must be watching
everything on CCTV.

01:17:45.187 --> 01:17:46.517
As soon as we'll walk inside,
he'll taunt us saying,

01:17:46.521 --> 01:17:47.601
"Look, the mother-in-law and
the daughter-in-law duo has arrived."

01:17:47.604 --> 01:17:49.894
And you always make things
worse by telling the truth.

01:17:49.896 --> 01:17:52.606
Can't you tell the judge, "We
were only fighting for the parking spot?"

01:17:52.604 --> 01:17:54.144
Like the judge is sitting
there judging bhangra competitions.

01:17:54.437 --> 01:17:56.687
He'll say, "You all came in one car, then
how can you fight for a parking spot?"

01:17:56.937 --> 01:17:59.607
Not everyone becomes an officer by
bribing the teacher with sweet buttermilk.

01:17:59.812 --> 01:18:02.222
Look, Parvati Kaur, what kind
of children have you given birth to.

01:18:02.229 --> 01:18:03.859
I spent my whole life
explaining to your mother:

01:18:03.854 --> 01:18:05.934
Whatever child God gives, just accept it.

01:18:05.937 --> 01:18:07.357
Don't run after fake babas.

01:18:07.354 --> 01:18:08.314
She said, "No,

01:18:08.312 --> 01:18:11.642
Babaji said our child will be
hardworking if we sacrifice a donkey."

01:18:11.646 --> 01:18:13.516
One donkey got sacrificed
and another one got born.

01:18:13.521 --> 01:18:14.971
Whatever you send up
there is what comes back.

01:18:14.979 --> 01:18:16.859
You were hoping for an
ostrich after sending a donkey?

01:18:16.854 --> 01:18:19.224
Whatever you sow,
that's what you reap, you idiot.

01:18:19.396 --> 01:18:20.766
Up there, everybody gets judged equally.

01:18:20.771 --> 01:18:23.101
Nobody asks your caste there, Mr.
Dhillon, remember that!

01:18:23.104 --> 01:18:24.684
Have some shame and stop fighting.

01:18:24.687 --> 01:18:28.477
Because of you two,
16 judges got transferred in eight years.

01:18:28.646 --> 01:18:30.856
And six of them started losing
their hearing at a young age.

01:18:30.854 --> 01:18:32.314
Look at these lawyers...

01:18:32.312 --> 01:18:33.022
Just look at them.

01:18:33.146 --> 01:18:35.436
They walk around stuffing
cotton in their ears.

01:18:35.437 --> 01:18:37.017
Explain that to him.

01:18:37.021 --> 01:18:38.351
You ungrateful, useless child!

01:18:38.354 --> 01:18:39.184
How can anyone feel any pride?

01:18:39.187 --> 01:18:41.317
Daddy, cool, cool, cool.

01:18:41.479 --> 01:18:42.279
Calm down.

01:18:42.437 --> 01:18:43.567
We have to win this case today.

01:18:43.812 --> 01:18:44.392
Alright.

01:18:44.646 --> 01:18:47.776
I'll drink poison right in front
of the judge and prove it's not poison.

01:18:47.937 --> 01:18:50.317
Because poison takes 30 minutes to work.

01:18:50.521 --> 01:18:52.061
Goldie, keep the car running.

01:18:52.062 --> 01:18:53.852
Don't worry.
I won't let you die.

01:18:53.854 --> 01:18:55.274
Well done, Goldie.

01:18:56.854 --> 01:18:57.854
Go, put some music on.

01:18:57.854 --> 01:18:58.684
Let's hear some songs.

01:18:58.687 --> 01:19:00.687
Forget the music,
you are not here attending a wedding.

01:19:00.896 --> 01:19:01.606
Have some shame.

01:19:01.604 --> 01:19:04.314
Your father's going to drink
poison in the court just to win a case

01:19:04.312 --> 01:19:05.762
and you're out here trying
to start an orchestra.

01:19:05.771 --> 01:19:08.061
Stop the nonsense and go inside quietly.

01:19:08.062 --> 01:19:10.352
As soon as Daddy drinks
the poison and wins the case,

01:19:10.646 --> 01:19:13.316
pick him up immediately
and rush him to the car.

01:19:13.312 --> 01:19:14.102
That's it.

01:19:16.771 --> 01:19:19.771
Will you be able to get
Daddy to the hospital in 30 mins?

01:19:20.271 --> 01:19:22.181
You've seen the movie
Fast and Furious, right?

01:19:22.187 --> 01:19:22.897
- Yes?
- Yes.

01:19:22.896 --> 01:19:25.356
Today Mohali's roads
are going see the same thing.

01:19:25.354 --> 01:19:27.854
You'll start throwing up
once I start driving on two wheels.

01:19:29.854 --> 01:19:31.144
Now just shut up and get inside.

01:19:31.479 --> 01:19:32.279
Bring him back quickly.

01:19:33.062 --> 01:19:34.312
Always talking nonsense.

01:19:36.354 --> 01:19:38.854
State vs Renu Gupta.

01:19:42.104 --> 01:19:45.264
Your Honour,
my client Renu Gupta has been accused

01:19:45.271 --> 01:19:49.101
of giving poison to her
husband instead of medicine,

01:19:49.312 --> 01:19:50.472
which caused his death.

01:19:51.062 --> 01:19:54.262
The police presented this
so-called bottle of poison

01:19:54.271 --> 01:19:55.851
as evidence before this honourable court.

01:19:57.062 --> 01:20:00.562
But... this isn't poison, Your Honour.

01:20:00.896 --> 01:20:03.726
It's ordinary infection medicine.

01:20:03.937 --> 01:20:08.567
And I will prove that in
this honorable court right away.

01:20:10.687 --> 01:20:11.687
Mr. Dhillon...

01:20:14.729 --> 01:20:15.979
That's all, Your Honour.

01:20:20.687 --> 01:20:22.187
He is going to drink poison inside,

01:20:23.104 --> 01:20:24.434
and I'm standing out here starving.

01:20:26.354 --> 01:20:28.644
Based on all evidence,

01:20:29.104 --> 01:20:33.184
it has been proven that
the bottle did not contain poison,

01:20:33.187 --> 01:20:34.857
but medicine.

01:20:34.854 --> 01:20:35.814
Can we leave now?

01:20:35.812 --> 01:20:37.022
Wait.

01:20:37.896 --> 01:20:41.186
Let me finish writing my judgment.

01:20:42.812 --> 01:20:44.142
Where was I?

01:20:44.312 --> 01:20:45.472
Yes, yes...

01:20:46.104 --> 01:20:48.894
Based on all evidence,

01:20:49.187 --> 01:20:53.357
it has been proven that
the bottle did not contain poison,

01:20:53.562 --> 01:20:54.432
but water.

01:20:54.896 --> 01:20:57.276
Your Honour,
you already said that line earlier.

01:20:59.479 --> 01:21:01.569
Do not disturb.

01:21:01.937 --> 01:21:05.067
Which idiot brought him along?

01:21:08.812 --> 01:21:10.642
He's my younger son, Your Honour.

01:21:10.646 --> 01:21:11.686
Oh, I see.

01:21:11.687 --> 01:21:15.187
Mr. Dhillon, you never introduced us.

01:21:15.187 --> 01:21:16.857
I'll bring him over to
your place in the evening.

01:21:16.854 --> 01:21:18.224
Just give the judgment now.

01:21:18.229 --> 01:21:20.479
Yes, yes... that's what I'm writing.

01:21:20.646 --> 01:21:21.896
Don't disturb me.

01:21:23.146 --> 01:21:24.356
Where was I?

01:21:24.979 --> 01:21:26.399
Yes, yes... the bottle.

01:21:26.562 --> 01:21:31.602
Based on all evidence, it has been proven

01:21:32.104 --> 01:21:36.184
that the bottle did not contain poison,
but medicine.

01:21:36.729 --> 01:21:43.149
And therefore,
I declare that she is completely innocent.

01:21:43.604 --> 01:21:45.934
The court is now adjourned.

01:21:45.937 --> 01:21:47.357
Hurry up, Jass.

01:21:47.354 --> 01:21:49.604
Daddy, don't panic.
We still have fifteen minutes.

01:21:49.604 --> 01:21:51.894
Goldie's going to drive
like Fast and Furious today.

01:21:52.812 --> 01:21:55.102
Goldie...

01:21:55.104 --> 01:21:56.014
- Goldie...
- What happened?

01:21:56.021 --> 01:21:58.391
Daddy, the hero of Fast
and Furious has disappeared.

01:22:05.646 --> 01:22:07.186
Whenever you eat samosas from this place,

01:22:07.187 --> 01:22:08.777
all your tension disappears.

01:22:08.896 --> 01:22:10.816
Goldie, your phone's ringing.

01:22:10.812 --> 01:22:11.182
Huh?

01:22:11.187 --> 01:22:12.277
Your phone's ringing. Let me check.

01:22:12.521 --> 01:22:14.521
No, don't touch
it with your oily hands.

01:22:15.271 --> 01:22:16.141
It's Jass's call.

01:22:17.771 --> 01:22:18.271
Yes, Jass?

01:22:18.646 --> 01:22:19.226
Has Daddy turn has come?

01:22:19.229 --> 01:22:21.689
Turn? It looks like it's his final turn.

01:22:21.687 --> 01:22:23.107
Where are you?

01:22:23.354 --> 01:22:23.974
Huh?

01:22:26.062 --> 01:22:26.722
Daddy...

01:22:26.729 --> 01:22:28.979
- Daddy...
- Daddy...

01:22:28.979 --> 01:22:31.189
Daddy wanted to say something
to you before dying.

01:22:31.396 --> 01:22:33.066
Tell me, Daddy.
Please tell me.

01:22:33.062 --> 01:22:35.062
You ungrateful, useless child!

01:22:35.062 --> 01:22:36.272
How can anyone feel any pride?

01:22:37.604 --> 01:22:39.184
Daddy, it's he who deserves it.

01:22:40.437 --> 01:22:41.227
Now do you remember?

01:22:41.229 --> 01:22:43.399
If you hadn't gone there
to enjoy samosas that day,

01:22:43.396 --> 01:22:45.766
Daddy wouldn't have had
to sacrifice himself today.

01:22:45.771 --> 01:22:47.851
Daddy died because
of your stupidity, Goldie.

01:22:48.062 --> 01:22:50.472
Then by that logic,
Daddy must remember everything now.

01:22:50.729 --> 01:22:52.569
- A Jatt never forgets his enemies.
- No.

01:22:52.771 --> 01:22:53.601
Think about it.

01:22:53.604 --> 01:22:55.474
He's the ghost of a Jatt.

01:22:55.479 --> 01:22:58.399
Now just imagine what a
crazy Jatt ghost can do, Goldie!

01:22:58.396 --> 01:22:59.526
Don't scare me.

01:22:59.854 --> 01:23:00.684
You go inside, I'll come later.

01:23:00.896 --> 01:23:02.016
How long are you going to stay outside?

01:23:02.021 --> 01:23:03.641
You'll have to come home eventually.

01:23:03.646 --> 01:23:04.646
I'll come. I'll come later.

01:23:04.646 --> 01:23:05.816
First go calm Daddy down.

01:23:05.812 --> 01:23:08.262
After Daddy died,
we kept his body in the fridge

01:23:08.271 --> 01:23:09.931
for two days before cremating him.

01:23:09.937 --> 01:23:10.897
In order to cool him down.

01:23:10.896 --> 01:23:13.646
And now your actions
have heated him up again.

01:23:13.812 --> 01:23:14.762
What are you doing now?

01:23:14.771 --> 01:23:17.061
Unfollowing that tantrik on Instagram.

01:23:17.062 --> 01:23:20.062
Who knows, maybe Daddy's
ghost follows me on Instagram too.

01:23:20.187 --> 01:23:22.687
You ungrateful, useless ghost's child!

01:23:22.687 --> 01:23:23.647
How can anyone feel any pride?

01:23:23.646 --> 01:23:24.896
Go mind your own business!

01:23:25.812 --> 01:23:27.272
What was that tantric's ID?

01:23:27.896 --> 01:23:29.476
Yes, DumMaroDum.

01:23:31.896 --> 01:23:32.856
There you go.

01:23:38.229 --> 01:23:38.979
Daddy...?

01:23:39.979 --> 01:23:40.689
Daddy...?

01:23:42.896 --> 01:23:43.896
Daddy...?

01:23:45.646 --> 01:23:46.226
Daddy...?

01:23:46.521 --> 01:23:47.851
Can you please step
out of the frame for a bit?

01:23:48.146 --> 01:23:49.686
I need to talk about something important.

01:23:50.312 --> 01:23:51.682
Daddy, please.

01:23:51.979 --> 01:23:53.529
Otherwise I'll call a tantric

01:23:53.937 --> 01:23:56.227
and trap you inside a
bottle before talking to you.

01:23:56.604 --> 01:23:57.894
Daddy, I'm...

01:23:58.562 --> 01:24:00.602
You idiot, you never even gave
your father a bottle while he was alive,

01:24:00.896 --> 01:24:02.526
and now after death you
want to trap him inside one?

01:24:02.687 --> 01:24:04.317
Daddy, please sit down.

01:24:04.562 --> 01:24:06.062
I need to talk about something important.

01:24:06.437 --> 01:24:07.317
Daddy...

01:24:07.562 --> 01:24:09.602
Hey, over here.

01:24:10.062 --> 01:24:12.222
Standing in one place makes my leg numb.

01:24:12.229 --> 01:24:13.149
Start yapping now.

01:24:13.146 --> 01:24:14.686
Daddy, at least fix your language.

01:24:14.687 --> 01:24:16.267
Even after dying you
still talk the same way.

01:24:16.271 --> 01:24:18.101
Didn't the people up
there teach you anything?

01:24:18.271 --> 01:24:19.971
People say souls become pure after death.

01:24:19.979 --> 01:24:21.359
I'm a wandering soul.

01:24:21.354 --> 01:24:22.604
I still slap people around too.

01:24:22.729 --> 01:24:25.069
And I am really pissed me off.

01:24:25.062 --> 01:24:27.352
You told your in-laws
completely wrong relationships.

01:24:27.354 --> 01:24:28.684
I had no choice, Daddy.

01:24:28.687 --> 01:24:30.607
At least try to understand my situation.

01:24:30.979 --> 01:24:31.609
Where did you go now?

01:24:31.812 --> 01:24:33.182
Over here.

01:24:34.312 --> 01:24:35.472
Your leg went numb again?

01:24:35.687 --> 01:24:37.107
No idea, I just drifted
over here on my own.

01:24:37.354 --> 01:24:40.314
I just got these new ghost powers.
I'm still learning how to use them.

01:24:40.812 --> 01:24:42.522
Anyway, come to the point.

01:24:42.687 --> 01:24:44.727
I only did all this
because I was helpless.

01:24:44.979 --> 01:24:47.479
So now because of "helplessness," you'll
turn anyone into my daughter-in-law?

01:24:47.479 --> 01:24:48.569
And you made them characterless too?.

01:24:48.687 --> 01:24:50.687
You've ruined my reputation
even among ghosts.

01:24:50.687 --> 01:24:54.187
Please don't tell Goldie I
lied to Reet's father about the family.

01:24:54.729 --> 01:24:56.149
Oh, so he still doesn't know?

01:24:56.146 --> 01:24:57.816
One son of mine was
already foolish enough,

01:24:57.812 --> 01:24:59.182
and you turned the other
one into an idiot too.

01:24:59.479 --> 01:25:00.149
I'll tell him everything.

01:25:00.146 --> 01:25:02.186
Daddy, he can't even
handle such situations.

01:25:02.187 --> 01:25:03.437
That's why his own wife left him.

01:25:03.604 --> 01:25:07.684
If Reet's family finds out no
woman actually survives in this household,

01:25:07.896 --> 01:25:09.976
they'll never agree to the marriage.

01:25:10.271 --> 01:25:12.771
Daddy, I really love Reet.

01:25:13.521 --> 01:25:16.221
If I can't marry her, I'll die.

01:25:16.354 --> 01:25:17.354
Fine then, die right now.

01:25:17.771 --> 01:25:19.101
I'll take you along with me immediately.

01:25:19.312 --> 01:25:20.062
Daddy, please.

01:25:20.062 --> 01:25:22.762
I'll plant trees all
over the city in your name.

01:25:22.771 --> 01:25:23.811
Wonderful.

01:25:23.979 --> 01:25:26.859
So dogs can come pee on
them in your father's memory?

01:25:27.146 --> 01:25:28.936
I'm allergic to plants.

01:25:28.937 --> 01:25:31.317
I never even watched that
Shaheedan Wali Buta Singh movie.

01:25:31.312 --> 01:25:32.012
Because the main leads
name was Buta Singh (Plant).

01:25:32.021 --> 01:25:33.181
Daddy, be serious.

01:25:33.187 --> 01:25:34.187
Stop talking nonsense.

01:25:34.354 --> 01:25:35.814
Listen carefully.

01:25:36.271 --> 01:25:39.641
First you'll fix this family's ruined
reputation in front of your in-laws.

01:25:39.854 --> 01:25:42.014
Otherwise, I won't even let
you step across this house gate.

01:25:42.021 --> 01:25:45.271
'He cannot cross the gate and
he says he won't let me cross it.'

01:25:46.646 --> 01:25:48.016
Daddy, I thought you'd left already.

01:25:48.021 --> 01:25:49.471
I can also hear what you are thinking.

01:25:50.521 --> 01:25:51.721
Just remember one thing...

01:25:51.854 --> 01:25:56.774
Getting rid of a tied camel
and your father's ghost isn't easy.

01:25:57.146 --> 01:25:59.526
I'm trying to fix our family's reputation.

01:26:00.521 --> 01:26:03.271
Uncle, what exactly
is wrong with our family?

01:26:03.604 --> 01:26:04.644
Everything seems fine.

01:26:04.937 --> 01:26:08.937
How is if our fault if the
daughters-in-law are characterless?

01:26:08.937 --> 01:26:10.647
Aren't daughters-in-law
a part of the family too?

01:26:10.646 --> 01:26:14.356
Uncle, recently a rapist got
sentenced to death in the country, right?

01:26:14.812 --> 01:26:16.722
Why didn't they hang
you too along with him?

01:26:16.729 --> 01:26:17.899
Why would they hang me?

01:26:17.896 --> 01:26:19.606
Because you also belong
to the same country, don't you?

01:26:20.146 --> 01:26:20.896
Point.

01:26:21.062 --> 01:26:21.932
Point.

01:26:22.146 --> 01:26:24.766
Son, your logic is very strange.

01:26:24.771 --> 01:26:26.641
Daddy, did you notice something?

01:26:26.646 --> 01:26:27.476
What, dear?

01:26:27.771 --> 01:26:32.261
If the men of that house
treat the "wrong women" this well,

01:26:32.271 --> 01:26:35.721
then how could they possibly
treat the right women of the house badly?

01:26:35.729 --> 01:26:37.899
I never thought about that.

01:26:37.896 --> 01:26:38.976
You should think about it.

01:26:39.437 --> 01:26:43.817
Look, the mean issue was that
no women can survive in that house.

01:26:44.104 --> 01:26:44.974
But they are surviving.

01:26:44.979 --> 01:26:48.859
So, don't overthink this, have
faith in this boy and take the next step.

01:26:49.479 --> 01:26:50.479
Okay, dear.

01:26:51.271 --> 01:26:54.681
When a father sends
off his daughter he says,

01:26:54.687 --> 01:26:56.437
"Always follow your
in-laws' family tradition."

01:26:56.687 --> 01:26:59.397
But this father will tell you,

01:26:59.604 --> 01:27:02.854
"Reet, don't follow any
tradition of that family."

01:27:03.312 --> 01:27:05.852
"One is enough.
Don't seek more and push your luck."

01:27:14.229 --> 01:27:16.939
In your pocket...

01:27:21.854 --> 01:27:25.104
In your pocket...

01:27:27.437 --> 01:27:31.267
I found earrings in your pocket,

01:27:31.271 --> 01:27:34.811
Tell me who are you
spending your nights with?

01:27:34.812 --> 01:27:38.812
My love for you is true, not a myth,

01:27:38.812 --> 01:27:47.392
Tell me who are you
spending your nights with?

01:27:48.312 --> 01:27:53.932
Who are you spending your nights with?

01:27:54.604 --> 01:27:59.644
Who are you spending your nights with?

01:28:01.896 --> 01:28:05.726
Whose rooftop do you
disappear to at night?

01:28:05.729 --> 01:28:07.479
I'm not getting close to nobody,

01:28:07.479 --> 01:28:09.609
You're just drowning
in your doubts tonight.

01:28:09.604 --> 01:28:13.014
The way you stare at me feels strange,

01:28:13.021 --> 01:28:17.101
Come on let's go for a
drive before the sky changes.

01:28:17.104 --> 01:28:20.764
Hiding behind those
dark black shades slick,

01:28:20.771 --> 01:28:24.221
Tell me who are you
spending your nights with?

01:28:24.229 --> 01:28:28.319
My love for you is true, not a myth,

01:28:28.312 --> 01:28:31.972
Tell me who are you
spending your nights with?

01:28:31.979 --> 01:28:36.859
I found earrings in your pocket,

01:28:44.479 --> 01:28:46.359
In your pocket...

01:28:49.937 --> 01:28:51.477
In your pocket...

01:28:51.479 --> 01:28:55.319
Let it go now, don't stay angry,

01:28:55.312 --> 01:28:58.972
We love too deep, so don't fight with me.

01:28:59.104 --> 01:29:02.514
I'm yours alone and I'll stay true,

01:29:02.521 --> 01:29:06.261
Don't let suspicion poison you.

01:29:06.271 --> 01:29:10.351
You live for applause
and flashing lights these days,

01:29:10.354 --> 01:29:13.894
So who are you romancing nowadays?

01:29:13.896 --> 01:29:17.856
I found earrings in your pocket,

01:29:17.854 --> 01:29:21.474
Tell me who are you
spending your nights with?

01:29:21.479 --> 01:29:25.609
I found earrings in your pocket,

01:29:27.312 --> 01:29:28.602
Earrings...

01:29:29.312 --> 01:29:30.642
Earrings...

01:29:35.021 --> 01:29:36.431
Earrings...

01:29:36.896 --> 01:29:38.356
Earrings...

01:29:42.437 --> 01:29:43.727
If you needed to talk to me,
you could've come home,

01:29:43.729 --> 01:29:44.689
Why'd you call me here?

01:29:44.687 --> 01:29:46.027
Does Shinda even let me talk at home?

01:29:46.521 --> 01:29:48.851
Daljeet, I genuinely want
to make things right between us.

01:29:48.854 --> 01:29:50.184
Please... just give me one chance.

01:29:50.479 --> 01:29:53.189
Goldie, the kind of things
you do are honestly quite embarrassing.

01:29:54.187 --> 01:29:57.397
I don't want Shinda growing up
watching you and turning out the same way.

01:29:57.396 --> 01:29:58.766
You think you'll be able to
save him by keeping him away from me?

01:29:58.771 --> 01:30:00.061
He's still my blood after all.

01:30:00.521 --> 01:30:01.221
Yes.

01:30:01.937 --> 01:30:03.687
What are you thinking?
You're not doubting me too now, are you?

01:30:03.687 --> 01:30:04.437
Goldie!

01:30:04.437 --> 01:30:06.267
Daljeet, don't leave
me because of my stupidity.

01:30:06.271 --> 01:30:08.011
It's not like I've got some
affair going on outside or anything.

01:30:08.021 --> 01:30:08.971
I'm not that kind of man.

01:30:09.104 --> 01:30:11.024
Look, I can tolerate all your stupidity.

01:30:11.312 --> 01:30:12.102
Just promise me one thing...

01:30:12.104 --> 01:30:13.224
you'll never become Sonu again.

01:30:13.229 --> 01:30:14.649
Promise. Never again. Happy now?

01:30:15.854 --> 01:30:17.104
Now tell me,
when are you coming back home?

01:30:17.354 --> 01:30:18.434
Give me a little time.

01:30:18.646 --> 01:30:20.936
Alright then,
I'll wait in the car for ten minutes.

01:30:21.312 --> 01:30:22.602
I meant a few days.

01:30:23.021 --> 01:30:23.601
Done.

01:30:24.479 --> 01:30:26.399
Let's start preparing for the wedding.

01:30:26.396 --> 01:30:28.146
We have get them married.

01:30:28.146 --> 01:30:29.476
Forget about everything else.

01:30:29.479 --> 01:30:31.189
Honestly, I was thinking the same thing.

01:30:31.187 --> 01:30:32.727
What's the point dragging this anymore?

01:30:33.271 --> 01:30:35.511
- All the preparations...
- Give us some more.

01:30:35.521 --> 01:30:37.181
Isn't this Dhillon's
elder daughter-in-law?

01:30:37.187 --> 01:30:38.527
You too have one.

01:30:39.896 --> 01:30:41.686
There she goes again with him.

01:30:42.729 --> 01:30:45.109
This guy's the one she's
having an affair with.

01:30:45.229 --> 01:30:46.729
Hold on.

01:30:46.729 --> 01:30:49.769
Oh no, I forgot the bangle
envelope at the shop itself.

01:30:49.771 --> 01:30:51.061
Go run and get it.

01:30:51.312 --> 01:30:52.562
Yes. I'll be right back.

01:30:58.021 --> 01:30:58.971
Damn it!

01:30:59.479 --> 01:31:01.979
They're struggling
to even cook meals at home.

01:31:01.979 --> 01:31:03.519
Meanwhile you're standing here
stuffing your face with golgappas?

01:31:03.521 --> 01:31:05.471
Who is struggling to cook, brother?

01:31:05.479 --> 01:31:06.819
Why'd you hit me?

01:31:06.812 --> 01:31:08.262
Why are you hitting him?

01:31:08.271 --> 01:31:11.271
He's having affairs
with someone else's wife.

01:31:11.521 --> 01:31:12.561
You want me to spare him?

01:31:12.729 --> 01:31:16.029
If I ever see you anywhere near her again,

01:31:16.562 --> 01:31:19.352
consider your name
erased from the voter list.

01:31:19.354 --> 01:31:20.684
Near who?

01:31:20.687 --> 01:31:22.147
Your mother's...

01:31:22.146 --> 01:31:24.816
My mother's been dead for years.

01:31:25.562 --> 01:31:26.812
Did you really need to slap me?

01:31:26.812 --> 01:31:28.472
Couldn't you explain it nicely?

01:31:30.396 --> 01:31:31.476
What happened?

01:31:31.937 --> 01:31:33.647
That guy beat up your husband.

01:31:33.812 --> 01:31:35.812
He says I'm having an affair
with someone else's wife.

01:31:36.062 --> 01:31:38.682
Guys like this only
understand kicks and punches.

01:31:38.687 --> 01:31:40.897
That was my younger boss's father-in-law.

01:31:41.146 --> 01:31:42.356
You had an affair with them?

01:31:42.354 --> 01:31:44.434
No, I swear there's no affair.

01:31:44.437 --> 01:31:45.647
Don't lie to me, I'm warning you.

01:31:45.646 --> 01:31:47.646
You don't look good behaving like a goon.

01:31:49.521 --> 01:31:50.471
Fine then.

01:31:50.937 --> 01:31:53.147
Looks like we'll need
an actual goon for this job.

01:31:53.146 --> 01:31:54.106
Leave it to me.

01:31:54.854 --> 01:31:57.104
I'm on the way.

01:31:59.021 --> 01:32:00.561
Oh no, I hit someone's car.

01:32:02.687 --> 01:32:04.567
People have no shame.

01:32:05.187 --> 01:32:06.727
Who parks like that?

01:32:09.187 --> 01:32:12.477
Which idiot parked this
car on the side like this?

01:32:12.687 --> 01:32:14.517
If it was parked in the middle
at least people would notice it.

01:32:14.521 --> 01:32:16.681
He's parked it on the side.

01:32:16.687 --> 01:32:18.227
I'm fixing this person right now.

01:32:18.229 --> 01:32:19.729
I'll kill you, you idiot!

01:32:19.937 --> 01:32:22.477
He's huge.

01:32:31.437 --> 01:32:32.397
I'll shoot!

01:32:32.646 --> 01:32:33.776
Go ahead, shoot.

01:32:33.979 --> 01:32:35.019
Brother...

01:32:35.021 --> 01:32:37.931
If you want to fight,
fight with equal weapons.

01:32:37.937 --> 01:32:39.937
You've got something that big,
mine's only this small.

01:32:40.604 --> 01:32:41.514
This is not fair.

01:32:41.521 --> 01:32:42.721
There, I dropped mine too.

01:32:43.146 --> 01:32:43.856
Now shoot.

01:32:44.729 --> 01:32:45.779
Go on, shoot.

01:32:46.104 --> 01:32:47.564
You'll start bleeding, brother.

01:32:47.562 --> 01:32:49.352
I'll bandage it up.
Shoot.

01:32:49.354 --> 01:32:52.264
According to your size,
a lot more than blood's going to come out.

01:32:52.271 --> 01:32:54.681
Shoot already or I'll twist your ears off.

01:32:54.687 --> 01:32:55.977
Why turn this into a physical fight?

01:32:55.979 --> 01:32:57.729
Curse all you want instead.

01:32:57.729 --> 01:32:59.819
Be a brother and let me go.

01:33:00.062 --> 01:33:01.562
One second, I'll show you now.

01:33:05.062 --> 01:33:06.392
Brother is calling.

01:33:06.687 --> 01:33:07.567
Answer it.

01:33:08.229 --> 01:33:08.899
Hello?

01:33:08.896 --> 01:33:10.726
Hello Rinku!

01:33:10.937 --> 01:33:11.857
Yes, brother?

01:33:12.312 --> 01:33:14.222
A few men are troubling me,
get here fast!

01:33:14.229 --> 01:33:15.609
Men? It's just one guy.

01:33:15.604 --> 01:33:18.314
You've got the muscle
of ten men in one man, brother.

01:33:18.521 --> 01:33:20.511
Hello? Hurry up, I got into a fight!

01:33:20.521 --> 01:33:21.471
Can't come, brother.

01:33:21.479 --> 01:33:22.819
You sister-in-law's cooking.

01:33:22.812 --> 01:33:25.722
Once the gas cylinder is free,
we'll hook it to the car and come.

01:33:25.729 --> 01:33:28.899
Just keep two cylinders at home!
How many times do I have to tell you?

01:33:28.896 --> 01:33:31.146
While your wife's making rotis there,

01:33:31.146 --> 01:33:32.726
people will be turning me black
and blue here.

01:33:32.979 --> 01:33:34.019
- So you're not coming?
- Sorry, brother.

01:33:34.021 --> 01:33:36.101
Fine. One minute. Don't leave.

01:33:36.312 --> 01:33:37.562
Don't run away.

01:33:37.979 --> 01:33:39.029
Tinku!

01:33:39.271 --> 01:33:40.261
Yes, brother?

01:33:40.271 --> 01:33:41.891
Hurry up,
and come here, I got into a fight!

01:33:41.896 --> 01:33:44.856
I'm teaching your sister-in-law
how to ride a cycle.

01:33:44.854 --> 01:33:48.314
You don't look good running behind her.

01:33:48.479 --> 01:33:50.189
Our fear rules the marketplace.

01:33:50.187 --> 01:33:52.937
After Rehman Dakait,
we are the greatest gangsters.

01:33:52.937 --> 01:33:56.357
Sorry brother,
can we schedule the fight for tomorrow?

01:33:56.354 --> 01:33:57.684
I'll be damned.

01:33:58.312 --> 01:33:59.222
Even this idiot's busy.

01:33:59.229 --> 01:34:01.029
Give me a minute.
Don't run away.

01:34:01.937 --> 01:34:03.067
Simmi!

01:34:05.771 --> 01:34:07.021
Brother's calling me!

01:34:08.146 --> 01:34:09.356
- Hello, brother!
- Hello!

01:34:09.354 --> 01:34:11.564
Renu! Hurry up.

01:34:11.812 --> 01:34:12.722
I'm in trouble.

01:34:12.729 --> 01:34:14.519
Can't come, brother.

01:34:14.521 --> 01:34:17.641
My sister went to sewing
class and locked the house.

01:34:17.646 --> 01:34:19.316
Break the lock then!

01:34:19.312 --> 01:34:20.392
How do I break it?

01:34:20.396 --> 01:34:22.226
I'm inside and the lock's outside.

01:34:22.229 --> 01:34:23.689
So you're not coming either?

01:34:23.687 --> 01:34:25.397
NO, I can't.

01:34:26.187 --> 01:34:27.227
Forget it, brother.

01:34:27.229 --> 01:34:28.569
What's even the point of fighting anyway?

01:34:28.687 --> 01:34:32.647
By God, if they repeat this mistake again,
then watch.

01:34:33.021 --> 01:34:33.851
Let me make one mistake.

01:34:33.854 --> 01:34:34.854
What mistake?

01:34:35.771 --> 01:34:39.761
Whenever I call you guys,
show up quickly.

01:34:39.771 --> 01:34:40.601
Okay.

01:34:40.604 --> 01:34:42.724
- There were 20-25 people.
- Okay.

01:34:43.146 --> 01:34:45.226
If it were only 5-7,
I'd have handled them alone.

01:34:45.229 --> 01:34:45.979
Yes.

01:34:46.104 --> 01:34:47.524
- Brother?
- Yeah?

01:34:47.687 --> 01:34:49.727
His daughters are having an affair.

01:34:49.854 --> 01:34:51.104
- Whose daughters?
- His daughters?

01:34:51.104 --> 01:34:52.144
His daughters?

01:34:52.146 --> 01:34:54.646
No no, not my daughters.

01:34:54.854 --> 01:34:57.434
My daughter's in-laws' daughters-in-law.

01:34:58.521 --> 01:35:00.351
We need to get them out to the way.

01:35:01.479 --> 01:35:02.819
I'll be damned.

01:35:03.354 --> 01:35:05.144
These daughters-in-law look like men.

01:35:05.146 --> 01:35:07.016
Oh, my God!
What's happening to this country?

01:35:07.021 --> 01:35:09.101
No, they are the daughters-in-law
I'm talking about.

01:35:09.396 --> 01:35:12.726
They are the guys they
are having affairs with.

01:35:12.729 --> 01:35:13.399
Oh!

01:35:13.396 --> 01:35:16.356
This one's having an affair with her.

01:35:16.354 --> 01:35:17.474
Got it.

01:35:17.479 --> 01:35:19.649
And this one's having an affair with her.

01:35:19.646 --> 01:35:20.856
Got it too.

01:35:20.979 --> 01:35:21.979
Now tell me...

01:35:22.521 --> 01:35:24.101
should we do half murder or full murder?

01:35:24.104 --> 01:35:26.314
Brother, remember we got to
go to the chicken shop this evening.

01:35:26.312 --> 01:35:27.142
Oh yes.

01:35:27.146 --> 01:35:28.606
No, don't kill them.

01:35:28.604 --> 01:35:35.354
Just beat them up so badly that they
never dare look at another woman again.

01:35:35.354 --> 01:35:40.854
Uncle, I swear to God,
if they crosses paths with us,

01:35:40.854 --> 01:35:44.264
they might look at another
woman for once,

01:35:44.271 --> 01:35:46.181
but they won't be able to touch them.

01:35:46.187 --> 01:35:48.317
Brother's word is carved in stone.

01:35:48.312 --> 01:35:49.682
- Yes.
- Absolutely.

01:35:49.854 --> 01:35:51.064
Got it?

01:35:51.937 --> 01:35:55.107
He's standing there
eating sweet golgappas.

01:35:55.104 --> 01:35:57.184
How do you know they are sweet?

01:35:57.187 --> 01:35:58.527
I just know.

01:35:58.937 --> 01:36:00.227
Come on boys... attack!

01:36:02.812 --> 01:36:04.722
There they are, brother.
Stop the car.

01:36:04.937 --> 01:36:05.767
Grab him!

01:36:05.771 --> 01:36:07.351
- Let's go!
- How dare you trouble women!

01:36:07.354 --> 01:36:08.394
Brother!

01:36:08.396 --> 01:36:09.476
No problem.

01:36:09.479 --> 01:36:11.399
We were going to drink
the golgappa water anyway.

01:36:11.396 --> 01:36:12.816
What difference does
it make if he feeds us some?

01:36:12.812 --> 01:36:13.392
Wait...

01:36:13.396 --> 01:36:14.476
How dare you romance with her!

01:36:14.479 --> 01:36:16.819
We're going to teach you a lesson today.

01:36:16.812 --> 01:36:18.182
Why are you beating him?!

01:36:18.187 --> 01:36:20.567
He keeps having affairs other
people's wives and daughters.

01:36:20.562 --> 01:36:22.722
We're going to teach him a lesson today.

01:36:22.729 --> 01:36:23.979
Take him away.

01:36:23.979 --> 01:36:25.479
But where are you taking him?

01:36:25.479 --> 01:36:26.689
We're taking him with us.

01:36:27.021 --> 01:36:30.181
But remember, if you call the police...

01:36:30.437 --> 01:36:31.437
You know what this is?

01:36:31.437 --> 01:36:32.357
Flour?

01:36:32.604 --> 01:36:33.724
Not flour, hashish!

01:36:33.729 --> 01:36:35.569
Why would anyone roam
around carrying flour pouches?

01:36:35.562 --> 01:36:37.312
That comes in huge sacks, sister.

01:36:37.312 --> 01:36:39.392
If you call the police...

01:36:39.812 --> 01:36:41.102
Tell her what will happen.

01:36:41.104 --> 01:36:43.644
We'll plant a fake drugs case
on him and throw him in jail, sister.

01:36:43.646 --> 01:36:44.936
- Don't complain later.
- Yes, exactly.

01:36:44.937 --> 01:36:46.727
Alright boys, take him away.

01:36:46.729 --> 01:36:47.649
Bye sister!

01:36:47.646 --> 01:36:49.606
You think you're some great loverboy, huh?

01:36:49.604 --> 01:36:50.474
Okay, bye-bye.

01:36:53.104 --> 01:36:55.684
- A fancy dancer...
- Grab him! Grab him!

01:36:55.687 --> 01:36:58.527
Grab him! Grab him!

01:36:58.646 --> 01:36:59.146
What are you doing?

01:36:59.146 --> 01:37:00.606
Can't you see we're beating him up!

01:37:00.604 --> 01:37:02.354
What did I even do?!

01:37:02.354 --> 01:37:03.474
Why are you hitting him?

01:37:03.479 --> 01:37:05.569
You are having affairs
with other people's women!

01:37:05.562 --> 01:37:07.142
Who did I have an affair with?

01:37:07.521 --> 01:37:08.431
Should I tell you?

01:37:08.437 --> 01:37:09.727
Should I twist your ears and remind you?

01:37:09.729 --> 01:37:11.269
Should I remind you?

01:37:11.271 --> 01:37:13.061
Police! Police!

01:37:13.062 --> 01:37:14.312
She's threatening us with the police.

01:37:14.312 --> 01:37:15.312
Wait a minute.

01:37:16.104 --> 01:37:17.104
Tell me what is this...

01:37:17.104 --> 01:37:18.104
Semolina?

01:37:18.104 --> 01:37:18.854
No.

01:37:18.854 --> 01:37:20.064
Come out of the kitchen first.

01:37:20.062 --> 01:37:21.602
Should I give you a clue?

01:37:21.604 --> 01:37:25.604
Whoever gets caught with this
gets taken to the police station?

01:37:25.604 --> 01:37:26.394
Poppy seeds?

01:37:26.396 --> 01:37:27.476
Not poppy seeds, idiot.

01:37:27.479 --> 01:37:29.149
No one gets arrested for
being in possession of poppy seeds.

01:37:29.146 --> 01:37:31.566
Otherwise every grocery
shop owner would be in jail.

01:37:32.521 --> 01:37:33.891
It's hashish.

01:37:33.896 --> 01:37:34.646
What?

01:37:34.646 --> 01:37:36.356
Original hashish.

01:37:36.854 --> 01:37:38.854
If you inform the police,

01:37:38.854 --> 01:37:42.394
I'll slap a drugs case
on him and get him locked up.

01:37:42.521 --> 01:37:43.431
Throw him inside.

01:37:43.437 --> 01:37:44.267
- Move it.
- Get in.

01:37:44.271 --> 01:37:45.851
- Get in.
- Move it.

01:37:45.854 --> 01:37:47.434
- Move it.
- Get in.

01:37:47.562 --> 01:37:50.102
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

01:37:54.062 --> 01:37:55.102
Greetings, Uncle!

01:37:56.021 --> 01:37:59.761
Son, I did a huge favour
to your family today.

01:37:59.771 --> 01:38:00.851
How so?

01:38:00.854 --> 01:38:02.564
I'll explain everything when I come over.

01:38:02.562 --> 01:38:04.432
I won't survive the suspense.

01:38:04.437 --> 01:38:05.767
Please tell me.

01:38:05.771 --> 01:38:09.141
I got both your sisters-in-law's
lovers kidnapped.

01:38:10.396 --> 01:38:12.436
I'll explain the rest once I get home.

01:38:12.437 --> 01:38:14.317
Uncle, you've told the whole story.

01:38:14.312 --> 01:38:15.562
What have you done!

01:38:15.562 --> 01:38:16.602
Why? What's wrong?

01:38:16.604 --> 01:38:19.274
Were those guys planning to
settle down with your sisters-in-law?

01:38:19.396 --> 01:38:22.016
But Uncle, why did you
take the law into your own hands?

01:38:22.021 --> 01:38:27.061
Son, fathers who want
to marry off their daughters

01:38:27.479 --> 01:38:29.479
don't look at their own
hands before dirtying them.

01:38:29.687 --> 01:38:33.727
Now just watch how
they come back on track.

01:38:33.729 --> 01:38:35.689
Uncle? Hello!

01:38:36.062 --> 01:38:37.812
Oh, my dear friend Pakkhu!

01:38:38.521 --> 01:38:39.351
Jass!

01:38:39.354 --> 01:38:40.354
Goldie!

01:38:40.479 --> 01:38:41.399
Jass!

01:38:42.979 --> 01:38:44.479
- Sir!
- Jass!

01:38:44.854 --> 01:38:46.184
Pakkhu and Nattha got kidnapped?

01:38:46.521 --> 01:38:47.681
How do you know?

01:38:47.812 --> 01:38:48.722
How do you know about this?

01:38:49.396 --> 01:38:51.146
Because the goon who kidnapped them...

01:38:51.146 --> 01:38:52.856
was my respected father-in-law.

01:38:52.854 --> 01:38:54.104
- What?!
- What?!

01:38:54.104 --> 01:38:56.184
Disgusting!
You're marrying into a family of thugs?

01:38:56.187 --> 01:38:58.067
And what kind of family
did you get married into?

01:38:58.062 --> 01:38:58.812
Mind your own business.

01:38:58.812 --> 01:39:00.062
But why did they do this?

01:39:00.062 --> 01:39:01.682
- Because...
- Tell her!

01:39:01.854 --> 01:39:03.354
- Well...
- Tell her! She asked you a question.

01:39:03.354 --> 01:39:04.184
She's standing right here asking.

01:39:04.187 --> 01:39:05.817
Let me speak first.

01:39:07.437 --> 01:39:11.477
Because I told him that you are his wife.

01:39:12.312 --> 01:39:13.932
And you are Honey's wife.

01:39:14.396 --> 01:39:15.896
What new mess is this now?!

01:39:16.021 --> 01:39:21.511
In Amreek Singh's eyes, she's your wife,
but her affair's with Pakkhu.

01:39:21.521 --> 01:39:24.641
And she's Honey's wife,
but her affair's with Chappu.

01:39:24.646 --> 01:39:25.436
With Nattha!

01:39:25.437 --> 01:39:26.317
Yes, whatever.

01:39:26.312 --> 01:39:28.262
So, that social worker
kidnapped both of them!

01:39:28.271 --> 01:39:29.891
You're getting married
to a social worker's daughter?

01:39:29.896 --> 01:39:32.146
One minute you call him a thug,
the next minute a social worker.

01:39:32.146 --> 01:39:33.566
I've got to marry someone eventually!

01:39:33.729 --> 01:39:34.979
I'm calling the police.

01:39:34.979 --> 01:39:35.939
Please wait.

01:39:35.937 --> 01:39:37.067
Don't call the police.

01:39:37.062 --> 01:39:38.932
Otherwise I won't be
able to get married to Reet,

01:39:38.937 --> 01:39:41.567
and your Pakkha and Chappu
won't be coming back either.

01:39:41.562 --> 01:39:42.682
- Nattha.
- Whatever.

01:39:42.687 --> 01:39:43.817
I won't play this game.

01:39:43.812 --> 01:39:45.222
- You won't.
- No.

01:39:45.396 --> 01:39:46.436
Fine then.

01:39:46.437 --> 01:39:48.227
I'll arrange someone from outside.

01:39:49.271 --> 01:39:50.431
Hey Siri!

01:39:50.937 --> 01:39:54.067
Siri, I'm trapped in a huge problem.

01:39:54.354 --> 01:39:58.354
Tell me the name of someone
talented enough to get me out of it.

01:39:58.979 --> 01:40:00.359
How about Goldie?

01:40:06.646 --> 01:40:08.436
Looks like having
a talent is also a crime.

01:40:09.396 --> 01:40:10.476
No problem, little brother.

01:40:11.687 --> 01:40:12.477
I'll help you out.

01:40:12.479 --> 01:40:14.569
But what are we even supposed to do?

01:40:19.396 --> 01:40:20.436
Jass, my boy!

01:40:20.437 --> 01:40:21.267
He is here.

01:40:21.271 --> 01:40:23.351
- Go, get to work.
- Yes?

01:40:23.354 --> 01:40:24.474
- Run!
- Honey!

01:40:25.312 --> 01:40:26.932
I'm never going to leave you now.

01:40:26.937 --> 01:40:28.027
Guess who am I!

01:40:29.271 --> 01:40:30.011
Sonu?

01:40:30.021 --> 01:40:31.021
I'm not Sonu.

01:40:31.312 --> 01:40:32.272
Rajesh Khanna?

01:40:33.104 --> 01:40:33.974
I am Sonu.

01:40:35.812 --> 01:40:39.522
I love you!

01:40:40.146 --> 01:40:41.896
I made a huge mistake.

01:40:41.896 --> 01:40:43.646
I'll never leave you again.

01:40:43.646 --> 01:40:44.936
You love me that much?

01:40:44.937 --> 01:40:46.477
I love you, I love you, Goldie.

01:40:46.479 --> 01:40:47.899
I love you so much.

01:40:47.896 --> 01:40:49.226
Thank God. Thank God.

01:40:50.896 --> 01:40:54.356
I love you, Goldie.
I love you so much.

01:40:59.312 --> 01:41:00.892
Have some shame!

01:41:03.021 --> 01:41:04.771
Who was that?

01:41:05.229 --> 01:41:05.819
She's my...

01:41:05.812 --> 01:41:08.312
- My...
- Not mine... our...

01:41:08.937 --> 01:41:09.857
Our sister.

01:41:09.854 --> 01:41:11.814
Then why did she storm
off angry like that?

01:41:13.021 --> 01:41:15.811
When brothers and sisters-in-law patch up,

01:41:16.229 --> 01:41:19.019
the sisters stop getting attention.

01:41:19.021 --> 01:41:20.851
That's why she got upset seeing all that.

01:41:20.854 --> 01:41:21.604
Disgusting!

01:41:21.604 --> 01:41:24.104
I'm going to send a message
to your father-in-law.

01:41:24.271 --> 01:41:26.101
Daddy please, don't send any message.

01:41:26.104 --> 01:41:27.144
Give me my phone back.

01:41:27.271 --> 01:41:28.181
Daddy, please give it back.

01:41:28.187 --> 01:41:29.357
We'll buy you a new one.

01:41:29.354 --> 01:41:30.894
I'll beat you idiots!

01:41:31.271 --> 01:41:32.771
What did you think?

01:41:33.312 --> 01:41:35.272
Just because nobody can hear my voice...

01:41:35.521 --> 01:41:37.601
I can't send my message
across that person?

01:41:38.021 --> 01:41:39.141
Listen to this message.

01:41:39.562 --> 01:41:40.562
"Uncle Amreek Singh."

01:41:41.187 --> 01:41:44.067
"I'm Jass, A world-class fraud."

01:41:44.312 --> 01:41:47.642
"I've told so many
lies just to marry Reet,"

01:41:48.021 --> 01:41:51.351
"that if I were in Dubai, the sheikhs
would've cut my tongue off by now."

01:41:51.354 --> 01:41:54.184
"I don't know why women never
survived in our house before."

01:41:54.521 --> 01:41:55.601
"But one thing's for sure..."

01:41:55.854 --> 01:41:57.934
"Reet won't survive
here because of my deeds."

01:41:57.937 --> 01:41:59.317
Daddy, I'll be ruined.

01:41:59.312 --> 01:42:01.352
Everything I worked for will go to waste.

01:42:01.354 --> 01:42:03.434
You call this hard work?

01:42:03.437 --> 01:42:05.777
In the spirit world they call this a scam.

01:42:06.104 --> 01:42:07.184
I'm sending the message.

01:42:07.562 --> 01:42:08.352
Daddy, please.

01:42:08.354 --> 01:42:10.184
Consider this as my last mistake.

01:42:10.187 --> 01:42:12.397
I told you to clear things up,

01:42:12.521 --> 01:42:14.271
but you're still stacking lie upon lie.

01:42:14.479 --> 01:42:18.109
Go to Amreek Singh like a man,
tell him the truth, and apologise.

01:42:18.104 --> 01:42:20.314
Daddy, after the lies I've told him,

01:42:20.312 --> 01:42:22.262
he's not forgiving me anytime soon.

01:42:22.271 --> 01:42:23.761
I just need a little time.

01:42:23.771 --> 01:42:25.971
I'll tell him everything honestly
as soon as I find the right moment.

01:42:25.979 --> 01:42:26.939
Are two years enough?

01:42:26.937 --> 01:42:28.107
Yes.

01:42:31.229 --> 01:42:35.189
Wow, counsellor, today you proved
that the law's hands are indeed long.

01:42:35.479 --> 01:42:37.319
But he is the one who made the mistake
who why are you slapping me instead?

01:42:37.854 --> 01:42:39.184
I'll give you three days.

01:42:39.562 --> 01:42:42.102
If you don't clear everything
up within three days...

01:42:42.312 --> 01:42:45.432
Then on the fourth day, I'll personally
deliver that message to Amreek Singh.

01:42:45.896 --> 01:42:47.226
You ungrateful, useless child!

01:42:47.229 --> 01:42:48.519
How can anyone feel any pride?

01:42:48.521 --> 01:42:50.811
You kept fooling your own old man,

01:42:50.812 --> 01:42:52.772
now you're fooling
other people's old men too.

01:42:53.979 --> 01:42:55.609
Uncle, you've seen it yourself now.

01:42:55.604 --> 01:42:58.144
The daughters-in-law in
our house are completely fine.

01:42:58.354 --> 01:43:00.974
Let's finalise the wedding
in the next two-three days.

01:43:01.104 --> 01:43:03.144
Two-three days is too little, son.

01:43:03.146 --> 01:43:06.896
My sisters-in-law got free from all
their affairs and now they're after me.

01:43:06.896 --> 01:43:09.976
They're saying if Reet's
father refuses this marriage,

01:43:09.979 --> 01:43:13.939
they'll find me some bombshell
bride from their maternal side instead.

01:43:14.354 --> 01:43:17.014
Oh no, Daddy.
Why'd you free the sisters-in-law?!

01:43:17.021 --> 01:43:18.141
Uncle, please heed my advice.

01:43:18.146 --> 01:43:20.766
Let's wrap this wedding
up in two-three days.

01:43:20.771 --> 01:43:24.181
Look son, your sisters-in-law
may be sorted now,

01:43:24.187 --> 01:43:26.317
but your sister's deeply upset.

01:43:26.812 --> 01:43:30.472
When the daughter of a house is unhappy,
it's considered inauspicious.

01:43:30.479 --> 01:43:33.519
Maybe that's why there's
always chaos in your home.

01:43:33.521 --> 01:43:37.431
We'll our convince sister
after the wedding, don't worry.

01:43:37.896 --> 01:43:39.646
You'll get married
without your sister there?

01:43:40.146 --> 01:43:42.026
Look, I'm ready for the wedding.

01:43:42.354 --> 01:43:43.724
But I've got one condition.

01:43:43.979 --> 01:43:45.439
Your sister and brother-in-law

01:43:45.437 --> 01:43:49.437
should attend the wedding
with full respect and honour.

01:43:50.854 --> 01:43:52.474
What are you thinking about now?

01:43:53.729 --> 01:43:58.069
I was just thinking you'll unnecessarily
have to buy a ring for brother-in-law too.

01:43:58.062 --> 01:44:01.522
Oh no, son, we'll gladly
give the gifts wherever necessary.

01:44:01.646 --> 01:44:02.316
Right?

01:44:02.312 --> 01:44:04.812
Just tell me your
brother-in-law's ring size.

01:44:04.812 --> 01:44:05.602
Yes.

01:44:05.604 --> 01:44:07.684
First let me find a brother-in-law,
then I'll get you the ring size too.

01:44:07.854 --> 01:44:08.724
Huh?

01:44:08.896 --> 01:44:10.266
I mean don't worry.

01:44:10.271 --> 01:44:13.431
I guarantee that brother-in-law
will attend the wedding.

01:44:14.146 --> 01:44:16.526
You just start the preparations.

01:44:17.146 --> 01:44:18.316
Thank God.

01:44:18.646 --> 01:44:22.016
Rosy, my brother, at least
tell us who are we having an affair.

01:44:22.021 --> 01:44:23.221
Probably somewhere local.

01:44:23.229 --> 01:44:24.899
You think you are good enough
to have an affair with someone in Thailand?

01:44:24.896 --> 01:44:25.476
Right.

01:44:25.479 --> 01:44:29.319
Let me be honest here,
I already have a girlfriend.

01:44:29.312 --> 01:44:31.062
Why would I have an
affair with someone else?

01:44:31.062 --> 01:44:32.602
I'm a married man, brother.

01:44:32.604 --> 01:44:35.394
Married men are the ones
having the most affairs these days!

01:44:35.396 --> 01:44:36.016
Yes.

01:44:36.021 --> 01:44:39.561
Honestly, I can't even remember
who am I having an affair with.

01:44:39.562 --> 01:44:41.142
- Should I give you a clue?
- Yes.

01:44:41.271 --> 01:44:42.851
"Oh my beloved, oh my beloved..."

01:44:42.854 --> 01:44:44.684
"We got married into the same house."

01:44:44.812 --> 01:44:45.352
Guess.

01:44:45.354 --> 01:44:46.894
Oh, I remember now!

01:44:47.562 --> 01:44:49.102
Sargun mehta, Nimrat Khaira,
Saunkan Saunkne movie.

01:44:49.229 --> 01:44:50.609
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Beat them up.

01:44:50.604 --> 01:44:54.064
I only said "same house,"
not "married into the same person."

01:44:54.062 --> 01:44:55.522
Wait, wait, wait.

01:44:56.062 --> 01:44:59.852
Brother, at least tell us
who are we having an affair with.

01:45:00.187 --> 01:45:02.357
Fine, I'll give you another clue.

01:45:03.021 --> 01:45:06.891
"Listen my love, we're sisters-in-law."

01:45:06.896 --> 01:45:08.646
Guess it.
Come on, this one's easy!

01:45:10.104 --> 01:45:11.434
Anything coming to mind?

01:45:12.729 --> 01:45:15.609
You guys are deliberately letting me win.

01:45:15.604 --> 01:45:16.394
You are deliberately doing this.

01:45:16.396 --> 01:45:17.186
Beat them up.

01:45:17.187 --> 01:45:18.567
I'm done playing with you people.

01:45:18.562 --> 01:45:19.892
I'm leaving.

01:45:24.104 --> 01:45:24.934
Should we set it up here?

01:45:24.937 --> 01:45:27.067
Yes this is fine.
We're finally outside Daddy's range now.

01:45:27.062 --> 01:45:31.812
What if Daddy finds out all the lies we've
been feeding everyone at the wedding?

01:45:32.271 --> 01:45:34.561
Then we'll hold the wedding
so far away from Daddy's range,

01:45:34.562 --> 01:45:37.392
at some marriage palace
that he'll never know.

01:45:37.396 --> 01:45:39.066
You monkey-faced idiot.

01:45:40.187 --> 01:45:41.567
What are you two doing here?

01:45:41.562 --> 01:45:44.562
Daddy... Amreek Singh
said yes to the wedding.

01:45:44.771 --> 01:45:46.221
We were just talking about that.

01:45:46.562 --> 01:45:47.852
Did you tell him the truth?

01:45:48.229 --> 01:45:48.979
Yes.

01:45:48.979 --> 01:45:50.149
And he still agreed?

01:45:50.146 --> 01:45:51.106
Yes.

01:45:51.354 --> 01:45:52.354
He agreed.

01:45:52.354 --> 01:45:54.264
Your father-in-law's got no pride then.

01:45:54.271 --> 01:45:56.011
Think again if you really
want to marry into that family.

01:45:56.021 --> 01:45:58.061
I like people who have no pride.

01:45:58.437 --> 01:45:59.647
So when's the big day?

01:45:59.771 --> 01:46:02.601
Day after tomorrow, at Mehfil Resorts.

01:46:02.604 --> 01:46:03.684
At a resort?

01:46:03.687 --> 01:46:04.687
Why not at home?

01:46:05.062 --> 01:46:08.222
Idiot, you very well know your father
can't step outside the house gate anymore.

01:46:08.229 --> 01:46:10.189
So, you'll marry without
your father present?

01:46:10.187 --> 01:46:12.227
Daddy, let us do the
wedding somewhere decent.

01:46:12.354 --> 01:46:13.894
What are you even
going to do there anyway?

01:46:13.896 --> 01:46:15.316
You're a spirit now.

01:46:15.312 --> 01:46:16.722
It's not like you'll
show up in photographs.

01:46:16.854 --> 01:46:17.974
Idiot!

01:46:18.146 --> 01:46:20.266
A wedding is the union
of two souls too, isn't it?

01:46:20.271 --> 01:46:22.141
What's the harm if a third soul shows up?

01:46:22.312 --> 01:46:23.642
You ungrateful, useless child!

01:46:23.646 --> 01:46:25.276
You are trying to get married
without your father there!

01:46:25.396 --> 01:46:26.936
Daddy, what am I supposed
to tell the girl's family?

01:46:27.062 --> 01:46:31.352
"I'm holding the wedding at home because
my dead father wants to attend it"?

01:46:31.646 --> 01:46:33.566
Daddy, it looks awkward if ghosts
are wandering around at weddings.

01:46:33.562 --> 01:46:34.562
It won't look good.

01:46:34.562 --> 01:46:36.142
And don't roam outside at night like this.

01:46:36.146 --> 01:46:37.436
Some witch might latch onto you.

01:46:37.437 --> 01:46:40.187
Then little ghost babies will start running
around our house calling us "brother."

01:46:40.187 --> 01:46:41.437
I'm going to beat you up.

01:46:41.604 --> 01:46:42.724
Hit us. Go on.

01:46:42.729 --> 01:46:43.899
Go ahead, finish us off today.

01:46:43.896 --> 01:46:44.516
Goldie...

01:46:44.521 --> 01:46:46.851
What?
He is always threating and abusing us.

01:46:46.854 --> 01:46:48.474
Now even the neighbors
have started mocking us.

01:46:48.479 --> 01:46:51.029
They say these boys get scared even
when there is no one in front of them.

01:46:51.146 --> 01:46:52.976
Little brother, at least hear me out.

01:46:52.979 --> 01:46:53.729
What now?

01:46:53.729 --> 01:46:56.939
You've hit us more after
dying than you ever did while alive.

01:46:56.937 --> 01:46:59.357
It's always Jass's fault but somehow
I'm the one getting dragged into it.

01:46:59.354 --> 01:46:59.974
Goldie...

01:46:59.979 --> 01:47:01.899
Forgive him, he's a family spirit.

01:47:02.021 --> 01:47:03.771
Daddy, please go back
inside the photograph.

01:47:03.937 --> 01:47:04.647
Fine then.

01:47:04.646 --> 01:47:06.776
But come back quickly,
I get scared when I am alone.

01:47:11.479 --> 01:47:13.819
I still don't understand where we're
supposed to find a brother-in-law from.

01:47:14.437 --> 01:47:16.357
I've got this bachelor friend Jashan.

01:47:16.521 --> 01:47:17.761
We'll invite him to the wedding

01:47:17.771 --> 01:47:20.271
and show Reet's father
that he's our sister's husband.

01:47:20.562 --> 01:47:22.062
Daljeet is our sister.

01:47:22.062 --> 01:47:22.892
Forget it.

01:47:22.896 --> 01:47:24.476
She's already annoyed
because of my nonsense.

01:47:24.479 --> 01:47:25.819
This will just make her angrier.

01:47:25.937 --> 01:47:26.397
Don't worry.

01:47:26.396 --> 01:47:31.106
Once he sees the brother-in-law at the
wedding, he'll think everything's normal.

01:47:31.271 --> 01:47:34.511
And we'll just say, "Sister's
at the beauty parlour. She's coming..."

01:47:34.521 --> 01:47:35.851
"She's coming... she's almost here."

01:47:36.354 --> 01:47:38.814
Look dear, this is your own fault.

01:47:39.396 --> 01:47:42.266
He came two-three times to take
you back and you still didn't go with you.

01:47:42.271 --> 01:47:44.181
Call the lawyer, brother.

01:47:44.187 --> 01:47:45.567
I want to file a case against Goldie.

01:47:45.896 --> 01:47:47.816
He got married again without divorcing me.

01:47:47.979 --> 01:47:50.109
What proof do we have that he remarried?

01:47:50.396 --> 01:47:51.686
You need proof in court.

01:47:51.687 --> 01:47:54.647
I say just take the
kid and go to his house.

01:47:54.771 --> 01:47:58.471
Show Goldie the child, make him emotional,
and pull him back to your side.

01:47:58.479 --> 01:48:00.779
You think seeing the
child will make him emotional?

01:48:00.979 --> 01:48:04.529
Dear, women have kids to
emotionally blackmail their fathers.

01:48:04.646 --> 01:48:06.816
Make a slightly sad face, son.

01:48:08.771 --> 01:48:09.971
A little more.

01:48:11.646 --> 01:48:12.766
Little more, son.

01:48:12.771 --> 01:48:15.351
That's enough, Gramps,
otherwise people will think someone died.

01:48:15.354 --> 01:48:16.684
Let's go before I forget.

01:48:28.146 --> 01:48:30.226
Mom, I can't see anyone around.

01:48:31.229 --> 01:48:33.399
Yes. They must be inside.

01:48:34.729 --> 01:48:36.819
Goldie! Goldie!

01:48:37.104 --> 01:48:39.394
Son, we here came to fix the relationship.

01:48:39.854 --> 01:48:41.024
Daddy!

01:48:41.521 --> 01:48:42.641
Daddy!

01:48:43.812 --> 01:48:44.972
Daddy!

01:48:46.812 --> 01:48:47.932
Daddy!

01:48:49.562 --> 01:48:50.602
Daddy!

01:48:51.187 --> 01:48:52.227
My boy's here.

01:48:53.979 --> 01:48:54.859
Grandpa!

01:48:55.021 --> 01:48:57.221
Yes son, your grandpa.

01:48:57.229 --> 01:48:58.479
How is this possible?

01:48:58.646 --> 01:49:00.146
How can you come back?

01:49:00.812 --> 01:49:04.722
How could I stay away when
my son is suffering this much?

01:49:05.187 --> 01:49:06.277
Grandpa!

01:49:09.104 --> 01:49:12.064
Everything fell apart after you left.

01:49:13.771 --> 01:49:15.101
I'm back now.

01:49:15.562 --> 01:49:17.812
I'll turn these people into
proper men before I leave again.

01:49:17.812 --> 01:49:20.312
Then call Daddy and teach him a lesson.

01:49:20.312 --> 01:49:22.182
Didn't they all go to Jass's wedding?

01:49:22.187 --> 01:49:23.267
Uncle's getting married?

01:49:23.271 --> 01:49:24.351
He didn't invite you?

01:49:24.604 --> 01:49:25.394
No.

01:49:25.396 --> 01:49:26.356
You didn't go either?

01:49:26.354 --> 01:49:29.434
Son, I can't step outside the gate.

01:49:29.646 --> 01:49:31.726
If you can come down from
the heavens when I called,

01:49:31.729 --> 01:49:33.149
you can certainly cross the gate.

01:49:33.146 --> 01:49:34.856
Come, I'll take you along.

01:49:35.271 --> 01:49:35.971
Come with me.

01:49:43.687 --> 01:49:46.477
Daljeet, dear...
how is this scooter moving on its own?

01:49:46.479 --> 01:49:47.729
No idea, Daddy.

01:49:47.729 --> 01:49:48.649
Let's follow it.

01:49:48.646 --> 01:49:49.936
- Shinda!
- Let's go!

01:49:55.562 --> 01:49:57.772
I'm going to make
these idiots dance today.

01:50:07.771 --> 01:50:13.101
The boys all praise my outfits
when I walk through the bazaar,

01:50:13.104 --> 01:50:18.104
Quit trying so hard,
boy, you won't get very far.

01:50:18.521 --> 01:50:29.101
Cameras fire like bullets
wherever this girl sways,

01:50:29.104 --> 01:50:31.934
She keeps singing songs
that set the night on fire,

01:50:32.187 --> 01:50:34.437
She keeps singing songs
that set the night on fire,

01:50:34.437 --> 01:50:37.477
She dances like a livewire.

01:50:37.479 --> 01:50:38.939
Bullets...

01:50:39.771 --> 01:50:50.471
Cameras fire like bullets
wherever this girl sways,

01:50:50.479 --> 01:50:55.399
My eyes love flirting, I can't help it.

01:50:55.687 --> 01:51:00.607
They keep slaying boys, I can't help it.

01:51:11.812 --> 01:51:17.142
Her pure silk veil
keeps flying in the air,

01:51:17.146 --> 01:51:22.516
Her anklets ring so loud, it's become
the talk of the town everywhere.

01:51:22.521 --> 01:51:27.851
Her pure silk veil
keeps flying in the air,

01:51:27.854 --> 01:51:33.104
Her anklets ring so loud, it's become
the talk of the town everywhere.

01:51:33.104 --> 01:51:38.474
She wears a
Punjabi jutti on her feet,

01:51:38.479 --> 01:51:41.479
And she dances with swagger
in every beat.

01:51:41.479 --> 01:51:43.319
Bullets...

01:51:54.479 --> 01:51:59.399
Her eyes love flirting, I can't help it.

01:51:59.729 --> 01:52:04.609
They keep slaying boys,
and she says I can't help it.

01:52:05.104 --> 01:52:10.434
I'm scared to tell you
what my heart's been through,

01:52:10.437 --> 01:52:15.437
I get nervous sitting anywhere near you.

01:52:15.854 --> 01:52:21.064
She keeps singing songs
that set the night on fire,

01:52:21.062 --> 01:52:24.012
She dances like a livewire.

01:52:24.021 --> 01:52:25.601
Bullets...

01:52:26.521 --> 01:52:32.061
Cameras fire like bullets
wherever this girl sways,

01:52:32.062 --> 01:52:37.392
Cameras fire like bullets
wherever this girl sways.

01:53:02.479 --> 01:53:04.189
- Reet, tell your father it's time
we exchanged our vows. - Son...

01:53:04.354 --> 01:53:04.854
Son...

01:53:04.854 --> 01:53:09.474
Your sister and brother-in-law are here?

01:53:09.937 --> 01:53:11.437
They're on the way.

01:53:11.437 --> 01:53:13.527
I say we should go ahead
with the wedding.

01:53:13.729 --> 01:53:16.899
If they are too late,
we'll just ask for blessings on WhatsApp.

01:53:16.896 --> 01:53:19.516
Then I'll send your daughter
to you on WhatsApp too.

01:53:19.521 --> 01:53:21.891
Your daughter already sent
me enough things on WhatsApp.

01:53:21.896 --> 01:53:22.476
What?

01:53:22.479 --> 01:53:23.689
Nothing bad.

01:53:23.687 --> 01:53:25.147
You can check my phone.

01:53:25.937 --> 01:53:27.977
Now I'll only send my daughter away

01:53:27.979 --> 01:53:30.939
once your sister and brother-in-law
show up at the wedding.

01:53:31.187 --> 01:53:31.937
They'll come.

01:53:31.937 --> 01:53:32.857
They definitely will.

01:53:32.854 --> 01:53:33.774
Jass!

01:53:34.146 --> 01:53:35.066
Yes, Goldie?

01:53:35.062 --> 01:53:35.682
Jass!

01:53:35.687 --> 01:53:37.897
Coming! Coming!

01:53:37.896 --> 01:53:40.726
Honey is creating a scene asking
why you people didn't invite Sonu.

01:53:40.729 --> 01:53:43.479
Just make him drink alcohol and dump him

01:53:43.479 --> 01:53:45.649
in some corner like
the other wedding guests.

01:53:45.646 --> 01:53:46.816
This means...

01:53:47.062 --> 01:53:48.392
we'll definitely have
to find some corner for him.

01:53:48.396 --> 01:53:49.066
Yes.

01:53:49.062 --> 01:53:50.852
Look Goldie, my brother,

01:53:50.854 --> 01:53:52.524
you're like a machine when
it comes to getting people killed.

01:53:52.937 --> 01:53:54.647
Do something about my father-in-law.

01:53:54.812 --> 01:53:56.642
He's making life difficult too.

01:53:57.771 --> 01:53:58.971
What does he like?

01:53:59.354 --> 01:54:01.474
He likes everything except me.

01:54:01.812 --> 01:54:02.892
He doesn't even drink.

01:54:02.896 --> 01:54:04.396
How are we supposed to get him drunk?

01:54:04.979 --> 01:54:06.319
Does he like laxatives?

01:54:15.604 --> 01:54:16.764
Greetings.

01:54:16.771 --> 01:54:18.181
Here, have some cold drink.

01:54:20.021 --> 01:54:21.931
Cold stuff hurts my throat.

01:54:21.937 --> 01:54:22.817
I'm standing right here.

01:54:22.812 --> 01:54:23.892
I won't let anyone grab your throat.

01:54:25.062 --> 01:54:25.892
Have it, please.

01:54:25.896 --> 01:54:27.686
Come on now.
Have it.

01:54:29.687 --> 01:54:31.817
No, let me give it to you.

01:54:32.396 --> 01:54:33.476
Here, this one has less of it.

01:54:33.479 --> 01:54:34.479
You don't drink a lot, do you?

01:54:45.437 --> 01:54:46.817
Where's your brother-in-law?

01:54:46.812 --> 01:54:50.312
Just wait for five minute and
all your questions will be answered.

01:54:52.104 --> 01:54:53.104
He'll be here son.

01:54:53.104 --> 01:54:54.814
There... there comes our brother-in-law.

01:55:07.104 --> 01:55:08.724
Hi, Jashan!

01:55:08.729 --> 01:55:10.479
Congratulations, brother! Congratulations!

01:55:10.479 --> 01:55:11.649
Thank you, thank you.

01:55:11.646 --> 01:55:12.566
Greetings.

01:55:12.562 --> 01:55:13.562
Who is she?

01:55:14.021 --> 01:55:15.021
Your sister-in-law.

01:55:16.104 --> 01:55:17.434
I invited only you.

01:55:17.437 --> 01:55:18.607
Why'd you bring her too?

01:55:18.604 --> 01:55:20.394
What an ill-mannered friend you have!

01:55:20.521 --> 01:55:24.141
No Sister-in-law,
actually he never told me he got married.

01:55:24.146 --> 01:55:27.066
Whether I told you or not,
you can't talk to her like this.

01:55:27.396 --> 01:55:28.316
Come on, let's leave.

01:55:28.312 --> 01:55:29.472
We didn't come here to get insulted.

01:55:29.479 --> 01:55:30.939
No, Jashan!

01:55:30.937 --> 01:55:34.357
Look brother, from today
onward you'll get full respect here.

01:55:34.354 --> 01:55:35.974
You'll get respected like
brother-in-law is respected.

01:55:35.979 --> 01:55:36.939
Really sorry.

01:55:36.937 --> 01:55:37.817
Jass!

01:55:39.187 --> 01:55:40.067
Jass!

01:55:40.062 --> 01:55:41.102
Yes?

01:55:42.896 --> 01:55:44.316
This is my father-in-law.

01:55:44.437 --> 01:55:45.267
Greetings.

01:55:45.271 --> 01:55:47.471
Greetings, Brother-in-law.

01:55:48.562 --> 01:55:50.432
See the respect he gave you?

01:55:52.146 --> 01:55:57.646
The real beauty of life
lies is families staying together.

01:55:57.646 --> 01:55:59.316
That's what I always say, son,

01:55:59.312 --> 01:56:02.062
that no matter however
many breaths God has given us,

01:56:02.062 --> 01:56:03.772
we should spend them together happily.

01:56:04.021 --> 01:56:05.931
What's the point of fighting?

01:56:06.187 --> 01:56:08.227
Your father-in-law likes
to preach professionally?

01:56:08.229 --> 01:56:10.569
His fees is Re. 1.

01:56:11.146 --> 01:56:14.226
You should listen to your elders, son.

01:56:14.562 --> 01:56:15.222
Yes.

01:56:15.354 --> 01:56:18.434
Now we all have to
keep this family together.

01:56:18.437 --> 01:56:20.477
No more fighting.

01:56:21.479 --> 01:56:23.189
Your sister didn't come?

01:56:23.479 --> 01:56:25.689
She had gone to the beauty parlour...

01:56:25.687 --> 01:56:28.357
Why don't we go through
the wedding in the meanwhile?

01:56:28.354 --> 01:56:30.974
So that I can call
you Daddy instead of Uncle?

01:56:33.104 --> 01:56:35.024
Who's this girl with your brother-in-law?

01:56:35.854 --> 01:56:39.144
How can I ask him who
he brought with him?

01:56:41.979 --> 01:56:43.899
Brother-in-law, I've a gift for you.

01:56:44.104 --> 01:56:44.974
Put your hand forward.

01:56:46.479 --> 01:56:47.859
Go ahead.

01:56:49.354 --> 01:56:50.644
Show me your hand.

01:57:00.771 --> 01:57:02.351
I'll be right back.

01:57:03.854 --> 01:57:05.394
Don't drop the ring.

01:57:05.396 --> 01:57:06.316
Okay.

01:57:06.312 --> 01:57:07.142
See?

01:57:07.271 --> 01:57:11.101
I told everyone my friend should
get full respect at this wedding.

01:57:11.104 --> 01:57:12.644
The respect is fine,

01:57:13.146 --> 01:57:15.476
but people don't randomly
call someone "brother-in-law."

01:57:15.479 --> 01:57:17.689
There are only two respectful
titles during weddings.

01:57:17.687 --> 01:57:18.857
Either brother-in-law or uncle.

01:57:19.021 --> 01:57:21.681
If we call you uncle, you'll sound old.

01:57:21.687 --> 01:57:23.277
No, brother-in-law is fine.

01:57:29.437 --> 01:57:33.977
Grandpa, you go inside and keep
Daddy busy, I'll bring Mom along with me.

01:57:33.979 --> 01:57:36.979
The ring your father-in-law's carrying,
is it real gold?

01:57:36.979 --> 01:57:38.439
What else did you expect?

01:57:38.437 --> 01:57:39.397
Gold plated brass ring?

01:57:39.396 --> 01:57:40.726
Of course, it's real gold.

01:57:40.729 --> 01:57:41.519
Then it's okay.

01:57:41.521 --> 01:57:42.681
You ungrateful, useless child!

01:57:42.687 --> 01:57:44.067
How can anyone feel any pride?

01:57:44.354 --> 01:57:46.064
Why didn't you invite your
sister-in-law to the wedding?

01:57:46.312 --> 01:57:46.852
You?

01:57:46.854 --> 01:57:48.264
How did you even come here?

01:57:48.271 --> 01:57:50.141
My grandson brought me with him.

01:57:50.271 --> 01:57:51.471
You tell me why she wasn't invited.

01:57:51.479 --> 01:57:52.269
How would I know?

01:57:52.271 --> 01:57:54.181
Goldie was responsible
for all the arrangements.

01:57:54.187 --> 01:57:57.147
Whoever he invited or didn't invite,
that's his problem.

01:57:57.146 --> 01:57:57.976
Goldie's...

01:57:58.104 --> 01:57:58.764
Yes.

01:57:58.771 --> 01:58:00.771
I'll deal with him.

01:58:01.937 --> 01:58:03.517
Who are you talking to?

01:58:03.521 --> 01:58:04.721
The one who is not visible.

01:58:04.729 --> 01:58:06.229
I'll be right back.

01:58:06.729 --> 01:58:08.609
Who did he say "I'll be right back" to?

01:58:08.604 --> 01:58:13.474
He insults the people he can
see and the ones he can't see too.

01:58:14.062 --> 01:58:15.512
I have nothing to do
with your uncle's wedding.

01:58:15.521 --> 01:58:17.681
Just tell me one thing,
how was that scooter driving by itself?

01:58:17.687 --> 01:58:20.647
Mom, Teslas drive on their own too, right?

01:58:20.646 --> 01:58:22.476
Same way this scooter drives itself.

01:58:22.479 --> 01:58:23.319
Now why are you still standing here?

01:58:23.312 --> 01:58:24.352
Let's go inside.

01:58:24.562 --> 01:58:25.932
I wasn't invited.
Why should I go in there?

01:58:29.604 --> 01:58:31.474
That's it, keep drinking.

01:58:31.854 --> 01:58:32.604
Good.

01:58:33.729 --> 01:58:36.519
Goldie, does this contain alcohol?

01:58:36.521 --> 01:58:37.471
I don't drink alcohol.

01:58:37.479 --> 01:58:38.819
- No, it doesn't.
- It doesn't suit me.

01:58:38.812 --> 01:58:40.182
It contains sugarcane juice as well.

01:58:40.187 --> 01:58:41.977
Goldie, Goldie... Daddy's here.

01:58:42.146 --> 01:58:43.066
- What?
- Yes.

01:58:43.479 --> 01:58:45.649
The cook only prepared
food for two hundred people.

01:58:45.854 --> 01:58:47.434
How much can a spirit eat anyway?

01:58:47.437 --> 01:58:49.857
Listen carefully, Daddy is actually here.

01:58:50.437 --> 01:58:51.227
- What?
- Yes.

01:58:51.479 --> 01:58:54.479
How did this Shaktimaan
get the power to come here?

01:58:54.479 --> 01:58:58.149
I don't know. He has brought
Shinda and Daljeet with him.

01:58:58.354 --> 01:58:59.184
- What?
- Yes.

01:59:00.354 --> 01:59:01.314
Greetings, Sister-in-law!

01:59:01.312 --> 01:59:02.682
Why are you standing outside?

01:59:02.687 --> 01:59:03.687
Please come in.

01:59:03.812 --> 01:59:05.262
My issue was with your brother,
not with you.

01:59:05.271 --> 01:59:06.771
You should've invited me to the wedding.

01:59:07.146 --> 01:59:10.186
Sister-in-law I told Goldie to invite you.

01:59:10.187 --> 01:59:12.397
By mistake he handed the invitation
to Daljit Dosanjh instead.

01:59:12.687 --> 01:59:13.687
Daljit's here?

01:59:14.229 --> 01:59:16.769
No, son. Even Neetu Shatran
Wala doesn't show up for free.

01:59:16.771 --> 01:59:17.971
What makes you think Daljit Dosanjh would?

01:59:17.979 --> 01:59:19.439
Sister-in-law, please come inside.

01:59:19.437 --> 01:59:20.937
We'll sit and talk.

01:59:20.937 --> 01:59:22.067
I'll call Goldie too.

01:59:22.437 --> 01:59:23.067
Please come.

01:59:23.062 --> 01:59:23.722
Come on in, son.

01:59:23.729 --> 01:59:25.729
Please come in.
Uncle, you come in as well.

01:59:34.979 --> 01:59:37.729
Oh good, your wife is here too.

01:59:38.521 --> 01:59:41.771
But Jass was saying,
"Why did you bring your wife along?"

01:59:41.979 --> 01:59:43.479
He's naive.

01:59:43.854 --> 01:59:49.274
I clearly told him husband
and wife should come together.

01:59:49.562 --> 01:59:51.772
Do you know us?

01:59:54.937 --> 01:59:57.277
Why else would get a ring for you?

01:59:58.104 --> 02:00:00.354
"He has the ring ready."

02:00:00.521 --> 02:00:03.021
Show me your hand, brother-in-law.

02:00:04.687 --> 02:00:07.857
"Amreek Singh loves you."

02:00:13.354 --> 02:00:16.894
I'll be right back, brother-in-law.
I'll be right back.

02:00:18.062 --> 02:00:19.682
I just don't get it.

02:00:19.687 --> 02:00:22.567
Jass's father-in-law come here,
shows me the ring and then runs away.

02:00:23.354 --> 02:00:26.564
I don't understand why he keeps
addressing you as brother-in-law.

02:00:26.562 --> 02:00:28.852
If he abuses me, I can still complain.

02:00:29.062 --> 02:00:29.972
But he's calling me brother-in-law,
so I've got nothing left to say.

02:00:30.937 --> 02:00:31.857
Look over there.

02:00:32.479 --> 02:00:35.479
Daddy's walking right behind
my father-in-law to eavesdrop.

02:00:35.854 --> 02:00:37.774
We are going to get exposed.

02:00:39.937 --> 02:00:41.897
He's taking advantage of being invisible.

02:00:42.062 --> 02:00:42.932
- Goldie...
- Yes?

02:00:42.937 --> 02:00:44.477
You'll have to become the villain.

02:00:46.646 --> 02:00:47.436
Do one thing...

02:00:47.437 --> 02:00:50.897
Get us married before we get caught.

02:00:51.271 --> 02:00:52.021
- Okay.
- Okay.

02:00:56.229 --> 02:00:58.649
Come on, hurry up,
Jass is calling you.

02:00:58.646 --> 02:01:01.646
How did you know I was here?

02:01:01.646 --> 02:01:04.356
My name is Abdul,
I know everything about everyone.

02:01:04.354 --> 02:01:07.014
Come on, hurry up. Let's go, let's go.

02:01:07.021 --> 02:01:08.311
Why do you look so worried?

02:01:09.396 --> 02:01:10.606
I'm missing Daddy.

02:01:11.062 --> 02:01:11.852
You're not missing your mom?

02:01:12.437 --> 02:01:13.977
I can only see Daddy.

02:01:14.812 --> 02:01:16.472
Here, Uncle is here.

02:01:16.479 --> 02:01:17.479
Here you go.

02:01:17.479 --> 02:01:18.859
Uncle, shall we go ahead
with the wedding vows?

02:01:18.854 --> 02:01:19.764
How can you just leave like that?

02:01:19.771 --> 02:01:21.311
Finish the rituals first.

02:01:21.312 --> 02:01:22.682
The rituals...

02:01:23.062 --> 02:01:24.932
Fine, this is an easy ritual.

02:01:25.062 --> 02:01:25.972
Here you go, son.

02:01:28.396 --> 02:01:29.476
Oh no!

02:01:30.146 --> 02:01:31.186
What happened?

02:01:31.187 --> 02:01:33.857
Goldie dragged me here
straight from the toilet.

02:01:34.021 --> 02:01:35.681
I forgot to wash my hands.

02:01:38.146 --> 02:01:39.356
I'll be right back.

02:01:39.354 --> 02:01:41.314
Can't you do anything right?

02:01:41.312 --> 02:01:42.682
Now you want me to teach
him how to wash hands as well?

02:01:42.687 --> 02:01:43.817
You should have!

02:01:43.812 --> 02:01:45.392
He fed me sweets with his dirty hands.

02:01:45.396 --> 02:01:46.606
It's okay, just say aaa...

02:01:48.646 --> 02:01:50.856
Say aaa...
You okay?

02:01:51.896 --> 02:01:54.066
What's the big deal, Jass?

02:01:54.271 --> 02:01:56.021
It's not like it had shit on it.

02:01:56.521 --> 02:01:57.891
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

02:01:57.896 --> 02:01:59.026
- Be strong.
- Jass?

02:01:59.687 --> 02:02:01.027
You have to live with
her for the rest of your life.

02:02:03.479 --> 02:02:05.319
Greetings.

02:02:05.646 --> 02:02:06.396
Greetings.

02:02:06.396 --> 02:02:08.276
I'm so happy that you're here.

02:02:09.979 --> 02:02:12.109
He is Goldie's son.

02:02:12.396 --> 02:02:13.226
Greetings.

02:02:13.771 --> 02:02:15.971
I never saw him at Mr. Dhillon's place.

02:02:15.979 --> 02:02:17.979
How would you see him there?
He stays with me.

02:02:19.979 --> 02:02:22.899
Don't you miss your mom, son?

02:02:24.604 --> 02:02:25.644
Why would I miss my mom?

02:02:25.812 --> 02:02:26.932
I miss Daddy.

02:02:27.854 --> 02:02:29.934
Looks like he is upset with his mom.

02:02:30.229 --> 02:02:32.439
He's not upset. He stays with me.

02:02:32.854 --> 02:02:36.314
That's why I said,
"Looks like he's upset with his mom."

02:02:36.312 --> 02:02:40.432
This is not the time to behave like
a local train and stop at every station.

02:02:40.437 --> 02:02:42.607
It's time for the wedding.
Come on, let's go.

02:02:42.604 --> 02:02:43.644
Bye, dear.

02:02:43.854 --> 02:02:44.894
Let's go.

02:02:45.396 --> 02:02:46.316
Did you wash your hands?

02:02:46.562 --> 02:02:47.222
Yes.

02:02:47.229 --> 02:02:48.819
No, I don't believe you.

02:02:48.812 --> 02:02:51.222
He came out of the toilet
without washing his hands.

02:02:51.854 --> 02:02:52.434
Let's go.

02:02:52.437 --> 02:02:53.147
- Here you go.
- No.

02:02:53.146 --> 02:02:53.896
Let's go.

02:02:53.896 --> 02:02:55.106
I'll come back and talk to you.

02:02:55.104 --> 02:02:55.514
Let's go.

02:02:55.521 --> 02:02:56.221
- Let's go, son.
- Yes, let's go.

02:02:56.229 --> 02:02:57.279
Let's go wash your face.

02:02:57.729 --> 02:02:58.569
Dirty people.

02:03:00.646 --> 02:03:02.606
Shinda, I think your
father's up to no good.

02:03:02.812 --> 02:03:05.472
Is your backup ready
in case things go wrong?

02:03:05.896 --> 02:03:06.976
They are ready, Mummy.

02:03:07.187 --> 02:03:10.567
You just give the order
and Daddy's head goes flying.

02:03:12.437 --> 02:03:14.777
Laddi, I think you
guys should come over here.

02:03:14.937 --> 02:03:16.027
Looks like things could get messy.

02:03:16.146 --> 02:03:17.106
And if nothing happens,

02:03:17.229 --> 02:03:18.859
you all can just grab
some ice cream and head back.

02:03:19.229 --> 02:03:23.439
Hey, why's your father-in-law addressing
your friend as "brother-in-law"?

02:03:23.437 --> 02:03:25.017
Daddy, that's their personal matter.

02:03:25.021 --> 02:03:26.601
Why are you inspecting everything so hard?

02:03:26.604 --> 02:03:27.564
You are the eldest member of the family.

02:03:27.562 --> 02:03:29.222
Pull up a chair and
collect the wedding gifts.

02:03:29.229 --> 02:03:30.279
Should I start handing them out?

02:03:30.812 --> 02:03:32.102
Are they going put the
gifts on an empty chair?

02:03:32.104 --> 02:03:33.604
You are too much, Daddy.

02:03:33.771 --> 02:03:34.931
Daddy, I...

02:03:36.687 --> 02:03:38.527
You're missing Daddy a lot, aren't you?

02:03:39.187 --> 02:03:41.267
I can see him a lot when we
are celebrating a joyous occasion.

02:03:41.271 --> 02:03:42.351
Jass!

02:03:43.229 --> 02:03:44.319
Congratulations!

02:03:44.312 --> 02:03:45.852
Congratulations to you too.

02:03:45.854 --> 02:03:47.274
To me too.

02:03:47.396 --> 02:03:49.276
I just got a new wife.

02:03:50.479 --> 02:03:51.729
New wife?

02:03:51.729 --> 02:03:52.689
Yes.

02:03:53.521 --> 02:03:54.561
No, she is your old wife.

02:03:54.562 --> 02:03:56.522
- Yes.
- I think you're way too drunk.

02:03:56.729 --> 02:03:57.899
I don't even drink.

02:03:58.187 --> 02:04:00.027
We follow Babaji.

02:04:00.646 --> 02:04:01.896
No seriously, I don't drink.

02:04:01.896 --> 02:04:04.516
I've got myself a whole new wife.

02:04:04.521 --> 02:04:06.771
No, she's your original one.

02:04:07.021 --> 02:04:07.851
Yes.

02:04:07.854 --> 02:04:09.024
Really?

02:04:09.646 --> 02:04:11.436
Jass, then did Sonu get cancelled?

02:04:11.896 --> 02:04:12.856
Who's Sonu?

02:04:12.854 --> 02:04:15.434
He means "sona baby".

02:04:15.437 --> 02:04:19.067
- You know how couples have nick names?
- Oh, sona baby, Sonu.

02:04:19.312 --> 02:04:20.472
Right.

02:04:21.562 --> 02:04:24.182
Yes, son? You called me?

02:04:24.187 --> 02:04:27.317
Uncle, I was saying if you're
busy here with the arrangements,

02:04:27.312 --> 02:04:29.722
then me and Reet can go take
the wedding vows by ourselves.

02:04:29.979 --> 02:04:32.069
No, no, no.

02:04:32.437 --> 02:04:34.147
I'm coming along too, son.

02:04:34.146 --> 02:04:37.146
Everybody gather up!

02:04:37.396 --> 02:04:39.896
We're taking one big family photo.

02:04:39.896 --> 02:04:42.276
Call the rest, I'm already here

02:04:44.854 --> 02:04:45.724
Thank God!

02:04:45.729 --> 02:04:47.939
We'll finally go take the vows
after we're done with the family photo.

02:04:47.937 --> 02:04:49.277
Smile, please.

02:04:50.771 --> 02:04:52.521
I'll set them straight.

02:04:53.687 --> 02:04:54.817
Satti!

02:04:55.854 --> 02:04:57.894
They came here as well?

02:04:58.687 --> 02:05:00.067
I'll be damned.

02:05:00.062 --> 02:05:03.142
You got me kidnapped to attend a wedding?

02:05:03.146 --> 02:05:04.856
I didn't kidnap anyone, he kidnapped you.

02:05:04.854 --> 02:05:06.814
I'm doing all this just to get you back.

02:05:06.812 --> 02:05:09.512
She was pretending to be nice?

02:05:09.521 --> 02:05:10.471
Well...

02:05:10.479 --> 02:05:13.069
Wait, you...!

02:05:13.062 --> 02:05:14.722
I won't spare you!

02:05:14.729 --> 02:05:18.479
If you already knew they'd kidnapped me,
why didn't you come rescue me?

02:05:18.729 --> 02:05:19.649
I...

02:05:19.646 --> 02:05:23.686
Jass, you knew your sister-in-law's lover?

02:05:23.687 --> 02:05:24.977
He is his friend.

02:05:24.979 --> 02:05:26.939
What friend? He's my enemy.

02:05:26.937 --> 02:05:29.937
Hey relatives,
did you get your guns just to make reels?

02:05:29.937 --> 02:05:32.437
Shoot! Fire the guns!

02:05:33.104 --> 02:05:34.394
You want me to whack you?

02:05:34.604 --> 02:05:36.394
Standing on the side
throwing weak punches!

02:05:36.562 --> 02:05:37.812
Throw real punches!

02:05:37.937 --> 02:05:39.107
Where are you all?

02:05:39.104 --> 02:05:40.514
Things have gotten really messy here.

02:05:40.521 --> 02:05:41.721
We're almost there.

02:05:41.854 --> 02:05:43.144
Have Verka's milk before you get here.

02:05:43.146 --> 02:05:44.766
We have to bash up a lot of people here.

02:05:44.771 --> 02:05:46.641
- Okay, Guru.
- Let's go, Satti.

02:05:47.146 --> 02:05:49.316
Honey's wife ran away!

02:05:49.312 --> 02:05:50.602
Let's go.

02:05:50.604 --> 02:05:52.934
Goldie's wife ran away too!

02:05:53.187 --> 02:05:55.607
What are you staring at?
Go, stop your wife!

02:05:58.396 --> 02:06:00.016
My father's gone, my mother's gone too...

02:06:00.021 --> 02:06:01.221
What will I do with you guys here anyway?

02:06:11.687 --> 02:06:14.897
These loud fireworks
you people burst at the end...

02:06:14.896 --> 02:06:18.026
On public demand,
I have come to put an end to the race.

02:06:18.187 --> 02:06:18.937
What did you think?

02:06:18.937 --> 02:06:21.517
You'd fool Rosy and escape?

02:06:21.521 --> 02:06:26.141
God's promise, only one man ever
managed to betray Rosy and get away.

02:06:26.521 --> 02:06:27.561
That was Mitthu.

02:06:27.562 --> 02:06:28.852
And Gullu.

02:06:28.854 --> 02:06:30.564
Tittu too.

02:06:30.562 --> 02:06:31.392
Brother, Tony too.

02:06:31.854 --> 02:06:32.854
Stop it, guys.

02:06:32.854 --> 02:06:34.434
We don't have to mention everyone.

02:06:34.812 --> 02:06:35.602
Do one thing...

02:06:35.604 --> 02:06:38.264
As soon as I give the signal,
spread the sheets out.

02:06:38.271 --> 02:06:39.431
But we'd come to kill people.

02:06:39.437 --> 02:06:40.437
Yes, exactly.

02:06:40.687 --> 02:06:42.277
Now, everyone, go inside.

02:06:43.354 --> 02:06:45.144
You should be ashamed.

02:06:45.521 --> 02:06:47.391
You got such a good family,

02:06:47.396 --> 02:06:49.936
and you still you roam
around disgracing yourself.

02:06:49.937 --> 02:06:50.897
Rosy, my sister...

02:06:52.646 --> 02:06:53.686
Who are you calling "sister", huh?

02:06:53.687 --> 02:06:55.897
Rosy, my brother, please take them away.

02:06:55.896 --> 02:06:56.856
Uncle...

02:06:57.229 --> 02:06:58.769
Uncle, should we go
for the wedding vow now?

02:06:58.771 --> 02:06:59.811
Jass...

02:06:59.812 --> 02:07:01.102
I'm warning you.

02:07:01.896 --> 02:07:04.356
Rosy, my brother, don't take them along.

02:07:04.812 --> 02:07:08.102
What's the big deal, even if they took
our sisters-in-law away for a few days?

02:07:08.104 --> 02:07:09.474
Forget it, let it go.

02:07:09.479 --> 02:07:11.109
That's my boy.

02:07:11.437 --> 02:07:14.027
It makes me want to
fire bullets over your head.

02:07:14.187 --> 02:07:16.727
They have already disgraced themselves.

02:07:16.729 --> 02:07:18.229
You get rid of them.

02:07:18.604 --> 02:07:19.854
Take them away.

02:07:20.604 --> 02:07:21.354
Jass!

02:07:21.646 --> 02:07:23.726
Rosy, my brother, please let it go.

02:07:23.729 --> 02:07:27.149
What are we going to gain by beating
them if their own husbands forgave them?

02:07:27.146 --> 02:07:28.396
Their husbands forgave them?

02:07:28.521 --> 02:07:30.011
Who are these "husbands" to say anything?

02:07:30.021 --> 02:07:31.261
They are their husbands!

02:07:31.271 --> 02:07:32.521
What's there to argue about it?

02:07:32.687 --> 02:07:35.977
Then tell me who her husband is.

02:07:36.937 --> 02:07:38.647
Goldie... speak up.

02:07:42.354 --> 02:07:43.434
She's Honey's wife.

02:07:43.437 --> 02:07:46.107
Yes... I only met her today.

02:07:46.396 --> 02:07:47.816
Brand new wife.

02:07:47.812 --> 02:07:49.062
Damn you!

02:07:49.229 --> 02:07:51.029
You have no sense!

02:07:52.771 --> 02:07:55.181
Why is he acting like this?

02:07:55.437 --> 02:07:57.607
They're all crazy.
Completely gone in the head.

02:07:57.896 --> 02:07:59.856
Come on brother, let's leave.

02:08:00.354 --> 02:08:02.894
Honey, why are you acting crazy?

02:08:02.896 --> 02:08:04.396
Sonu is your wife.

02:08:04.396 --> 02:08:05.186
Enough.

02:08:05.437 --> 02:08:06.857
You stay quiet...

02:08:07.146 --> 02:08:08.816
She is his wife.

02:08:09.562 --> 02:08:11.852
And he is her husband.

02:08:12.896 --> 02:08:13.976
Have some shame, Goldie.

02:08:13.979 --> 02:08:15.399
On one side you keep trying to woo me,

02:08:15.396 --> 02:08:16.776
and on the other side you've kept her too?

02:08:16.937 --> 02:08:18.187
I'll deal with you later.

02:08:18.187 --> 02:08:20.357
You did exactly what I expected from you.

02:08:20.354 --> 02:08:23.354
Daddy, please let me explain everything.

02:08:23.354 --> 02:08:24.644
Please...

02:08:25.146 --> 02:08:26.896
He can see his dead father today.

02:08:27.271 --> 02:08:28.561
He's literally talking to him.

02:08:29.979 --> 02:08:30.899
What is this now?

02:08:30.896 --> 02:08:32.776
I'll be damned.

02:08:32.937 --> 02:08:34.777
Now who's this "sister"?

02:08:34.896 --> 02:08:36.566
She's his sister.

02:08:36.562 --> 02:08:38.352
Whose sister did you make me now?

02:08:38.354 --> 02:08:40.474
Don't get so angry, dear.

02:08:40.771 --> 02:08:43.811
I'm trying my best to fix this family.

02:08:44.979 --> 02:08:46.729
You should talk some sense into her.

02:08:46.937 --> 02:08:48.357
Why would you do that?

02:08:48.937 --> 02:08:50.357
I don't know.

02:08:50.687 --> 02:08:52.317
You keep following her around.

02:08:52.687 --> 02:08:54.227
Are you having an affair with her?

02:08:54.396 --> 02:08:56.566
Who will follow around, if not her?

02:08:59.396 --> 02:09:00.516
See?

02:09:00.521 --> 02:09:05.561
You were busy ruining your brothers' families,
and now your own family's ruined too.

02:09:07.479 --> 02:09:08.479
Sister-in-law? Brother?

02:09:08.479 --> 02:09:09.939
Did I ever say anything to you?

02:09:10.562 --> 02:09:11.562
- No.
- No.

02:09:12.771 --> 02:09:14.271
One minute, listen to me.

02:09:15.896 --> 02:09:16.856
Come here.

02:09:17.271 --> 02:09:20.011
You too.

02:09:20.021 --> 02:09:21.391
Learn to live together, peacefully.

02:09:21.396 --> 02:09:22.356
This is great!

02:09:22.354 --> 02:09:23.644
We should clap.

02:09:23.646 --> 02:09:24.856
This is great!

02:09:25.021 --> 02:09:26.511
Jass, your father-in-law has gone crazy.

02:09:26.521 --> 02:09:28.181
Why would I live with them?

02:09:28.354 --> 02:09:29.354
Look how she talks!

02:09:29.896 --> 02:09:32.646
Just do what the elders are saying.

02:09:33.979 --> 02:09:35.019
I'm warning you...

02:09:35.021 --> 02:09:36.061
The way you are talking,

02:09:36.062 --> 02:09:38.182
our relationship will
break before it even begins.

02:09:38.437 --> 02:09:40.397
Which sister-in-law? Which relationship?

02:09:40.396 --> 02:09:42.316
Jass, think carefully
before getting married.

02:09:42.312 --> 02:09:44.272
This entire family looks
mentally unstable to me.

02:09:44.479 --> 02:09:48.899
Wow! You brother can see his dead father.

02:09:48.896 --> 02:09:50.186
And we're the crazy ones?

02:09:50.187 --> 02:09:51.567
Whose father died?

02:09:52.396 --> 02:09:54.686
Yours and your brother's?

02:09:55.354 --> 02:09:56.644
Uncle, please listen to me.

02:09:56.771 --> 02:09:58.391
I'll stop taking your
age into consideration.

02:09:58.396 --> 02:10:00.276
Stop it or I'll drag you by your hair!

02:10:00.562 --> 02:10:03.682
I didn't book this five-lakh-per-day palace
just for people to scream at each other!

02:10:03.687 --> 02:10:04.517
Then make her stop!

02:10:04.521 --> 02:10:05.601
Look at how she is barking!

02:10:06.562 --> 02:10:08.222
You don't even know
how to speak to your elders.

02:10:08.604 --> 02:10:10.354
Good thing you are having an affair.

02:10:10.896 --> 02:10:12.436
Who are you having an affair with?

02:10:12.562 --> 02:10:13.932
I don't know either.

02:10:14.354 --> 02:10:16.184
Instead of giving me a new ring,

02:10:16.187 --> 02:10:17.937
you people are about
to get my old one removed too.

02:10:17.937 --> 02:10:21.147
Start talking or are you waiting for
them to start pulling each other's hair?

02:10:22.021 --> 02:10:23.851
The wedding's already over.

02:10:24.271 --> 02:10:26.221
When will Sonu get here?
Tell me.

02:10:28.271 --> 02:10:29.851
Who's Sonu now?

02:10:30.146 --> 02:10:31.526
His wife.

02:10:34.937 --> 02:10:37.647
Hey, can't you see
her standing right there?

02:10:37.937 --> 02:10:39.727
You can't see her?

02:10:39.979 --> 02:10:42.729
This whole mess was
created by these two idiots.

02:10:43.062 --> 02:10:44.222
You goons!

02:10:44.229 --> 02:10:45.609
Tell me will you destroy
someone else's family again!

02:10:45.604 --> 02:10:47.724
Will you ruin someone
else's family again?!

02:10:47.729 --> 02:10:49.479
For God's sake, let us leave.

02:10:49.729 --> 02:10:51.229
You'll make us go mental as well.

02:10:51.229 --> 02:10:52.939
I'm already halfway mental.

02:10:52.937 --> 02:10:54.227
Let me make you fully mental too.

02:10:54.646 --> 02:10:56.066
Uncle, please listen.

02:10:56.812 --> 02:10:58.142
We came here late.

02:10:58.312 --> 02:11:00.522
This entire web of lies is too tangled.

02:11:00.771 --> 02:11:03.141
Let us know if you
need any support from us.

02:11:03.146 --> 02:11:04.726
We are here to help you.

02:11:06.479 --> 02:11:10.069
She's trying to ruin
her brothers' families.

02:11:10.062 --> 02:11:12.312
I thought her husband was decent,

02:11:12.896 --> 02:11:16.436
but now he's also having affairs with her.

02:11:17.896 --> 02:11:22.226
Goldie and Honey's wives were
already having affairs with those guys.

02:11:24.396 --> 02:11:27.816
My wife can have an affair
with whoever she wants in the world.

02:11:28.771 --> 02:11:29.761
I don't mind.

02:11:29.771 --> 02:11:32.101
This whole family seems prideless to me.

02:11:32.104 --> 02:11:34.644
Who exactly are you saying
I'm having an affair with?

02:11:34.812 --> 02:11:36.642
Why are you disturbing us?

02:11:36.646 --> 02:11:38.146
Let me understand.

02:11:38.562 --> 02:11:41.102
Uncle, please take it from the top.

02:11:41.104 --> 02:11:42.144
Listen carefully now.

02:11:42.396 --> 02:11:44.766
She's trying to destroy
her brothers' families.

02:11:44.771 --> 02:11:46.811
I thought her husband was decent,

02:11:46.812 --> 02:11:49.142
but now he's also involved with her.

02:11:49.146 --> 02:11:52.896
Goldie and Honey's wives
were having affairs with those guys.

02:11:53.104 --> 02:11:57.514
My wife can have an affair
with whoever she wants.

02:11:57.521 --> 02:11:58.761
I don't mind.

02:11:58.771 --> 02:12:02.811
All these affairs in your
family are making me faint, brother.

02:12:02.812 --> 02:12:06.432
Point a figure at my character again and
I'll stop being considerate of your age.

02:12:07.062 --> 02:12:07.932
Fine!

02:12:07.937 --> 02:12:10.227
Now I know...

02:12:10.229 --> 02:12:13.229
you wife surely abuses
you at home as well.

02:12:13.396 --> 02:12:15.356
Why are you dragging me into all this?

02:12:15.354 --> 02:12:20.474
Your wife is ill-mannered because
of that woman you are chasing.

02:12:20.604 --> 02:12:25.064
Say a word against me and I'll
stop being considerate of your age.

02:12:25.187 --> 02:12:26.767
Jass, what are you
standing here staring at?

02:12:26.771 --> 02:12:28.601
The exact same thing you're staring at.

02:12:28.604 --> 02:12:30.974
You guys got me confused again.

02:12:31.396 --> 02:12:34.726
Uncle, tell me the whole story again.

02:12:35.104 --> 02:12:36.684
How many more times do I need to tell you?

02:12:36.896 --> 02:12:39.016
She's trying to destroy
her brothers' families.

02:12:39.021 --> 02:12:42.761
I thought her husband was decent,
but now he's also involved with her.

02:12:42.771 --> 02:12:46.181
Goldie and Honey's wives
were having affairs with those guys.

02:12:46.187 --> 02:12:47.437
Now it's his turn to speak.

02:12:47.437 --> 02:12:51.277
Sonu can have an affair
with whoever she wants.

02:12:51.396 --> 02:12:52.566
I don't mind.

02:12:52.896 --> 02:12:55.356
He just said such a beautiful thing.

02:12:55.354 --> 02:12:58.644
Seeing his confidence,
even I've become free from shame.

02:12:59.104 --> 02:12:59.854
Wait a minute.

02:12:59.854 --> 02:13:02.104
Who is Goldie's wife
is having an affair with?

02:13:02.104 --> 02:13:03.014
With him.

02:13:03.021 --> 02:13:04.561
Why would I have an affair with him?

02:13:04.562 --> 02:13:07.522
Not you... Goldie's wife.

02:13:07.646 --> 02:13:08.686
Then who am I?

02:13:08.687 --> 02:13:09.857
His sister.

02:13:10.229 --> 02:13:11.899
Sister?
Then who is he?

02:13:12.354 --> 02:13:13.394
Goldie's son.

02:13:13.396 --> 02:13:14.566
Who is he to me?

02:13:14.562 --> 02:13:15.972
Your nephew. You are his aunt.

02:13:15.979 --> 02:13:18.689
Then who's my husband?

02:13:19.646 --> 02:13:21.016
Then who am I?

02:13:21.021 --> 02:13:23.771
You are his... item.

02:13:23.979 --> 02:13:26.189
Uncle, I'm seriously about to slap you.

02:13:26.187 --> 02:13:28.477
Then do it, what are you waiting for?

02:13:28.479 --> 02:13:31.229
You scoundrel,
you have mixed up all relationship.

02:13:31.354 --> 02:13:33.184
I'm Goldie's wife!

02:13:38.896 --> 02:13:40.266
Daddy, stop driving the motorcycle.

02:13:40.271 --> 02:13:41.851
You don't even have a license.

02:13:42.021 --> 02:13:44.351
My father has gone insane again.

02:13:45.562 --> 02:13:48.222
Don't you dare ever bring
me to such weddings again.

02:13:48.229 --> 02:13:50.029
You're talking about "such" weddings?

02:13:50.271 --> 02:13:52.391
I swear I'm done attending
weddings forever.

02:13:52.729 --> 02:13:54.779
Sister, you have gone crazy.

02:13:54.937 --> 02:13:58.937
As far as I understand,
she is Goldie's wife,

02:14:00.687 --> 02:14:02.397
and she is Shahid's wife.

02:14:03.354 --> 02:14:04.684
Now who is Shahid?

02:14:04.812 --> 02:14:06.852
Honey. Don't you get it?

02:14:06.854 --> 02:14:08.974
Honey's wife is dead.

02:14:11.646 --> 02:14:12.476
Have you gone blind?

02:14:12.479 --> 02:14:13.649
Can't you see her standing there?

02:14:15.021 --> 02:14:16.761
That's just our maid.

02:14:16.771 --> 02:14:18.971
What?
One minute, Uncle.

02:14:19.104 --> 02:14:20.144
Let me sit with you too.

02:14:20.146 --> 02:14:21.436
These people have driven me insane.

02:14:22.104 --> 02:14:23.604
They've made me crazy.

02:14:23.854 --> 02:14:25.854
Slow down, the road's quite bad.

02:14:26.521 --> 02:14:27.681
Now there are cows on the road.

02:14:28.854 --> 02:14:30.434
Idiot, when are you going to speak up?

02:14:30.437 --> 02:14:32.477
After everybody's already
sitting on that motorcycle?

02:14:32.646 --> 02:14:34.606
Oh God, why did you send me back?

02:14:34.729 --> 02:14:35.979
Stop them!

02:14:36.354 --> 02:14:38.974
Uncle! Uncle! Stop the motorcycle!

02:14:38.979 --> 02:14:39.859
Please, stop.

02:14:39.854 --> 02:14:43.854
Everything you've seen
and heard till now was a lie.

02:14:44.062 --> 02:14:45.682
Neither of these two
women are my sisters-in-law.

02:14:45.812 --> 02:14:48.852
The one you think is our sister
is actually my sister-in-law...

02:14:49.271 --> 02:14:51.021
Goldie's wife, Daljeet.

02:14:51.979 --> 02:14:54.979
Our fate turned bad
after Daddy passed away.

02:14:54.979 --> 02:15:00.069
And after Daddy died,
Honey's wife Sonu also passed away.

02:15:00.062 --> 02:15:01.182
What?

02:15:01.896 --> 02:15:03.186
Sonu died?

02:15:03.396 --> 02:15:06.146
Honey, it's time for
you to know the truth.

02:15:06.562 --> 02:15:09.602
After Daddy died, Sonu also passed away.

02:15:12.062 --> 02:15:15.772
And after Sonu died,
Daljeet left the house too.

02:15:16.187 --> 02:15:18.027
Reet, your father wanted you to marry

02:15:18.312 --> 02:15:23.102
into a home where women are well settled.

02:15:23.312 --> 02:15:25.562
But no woman ever settled
well in our house.

02:15:26.937 --> 02:15:30.647
I lied about everything to make you mine.

02:15:31.646 --> 02:15:34.976
I thought I'd tell the
truth when the right time came.

02:15:35.354 --> 02:15:36.394
But because of Daddy,

02:15:36.729 --> 02:15:39.649
I had to rush into the
wedding before telling the truth.

02:15:40.646 --> 02:15:43.856
Uncle, if possible... please forgive me.

02:15:44.354 --> 02:15:48.064
You can't hide your sins
behind your father's name.

02:15:48.312 --> 02:15:50.812
And besides,
your father is no longer in this world.

02:15:50.979 --> 02:15:51.899
Who says he isn't.

02:15:52.396 --> 02:15:53.436
He is here.

02:15:53.937 --> 02:15:54.777
Look over here.

02:15:54.937 --> 02:15:55.857
Daddy...

02:16:08.062 --> 02:16:09.102
Mr. Amreek Singh,

02:16:09.604 --> 02:16:11.064
my children are naive.

02:16:11.687 --> 02:16:14.187
I apologise on their behalf.

02:16:15.396 --> 02:16:18.726
Uncle, Grandpa says
his children are naive

02:16:19.146 --> 02:16:20.686
and he's asking forgiveness for them.

02:16:26.896 --> 02:16:28.316
The bike's in reverse, move back.

02:16:28.312 --> 02:16:29.352
Move back!

02:16:29.354 --> 02:16:32.274
He has hit the reverse gear!

02:16:37.521 --> 02:16:40.721
Alright then,
my useless children, I'm going back.

02:16:41.104 --> 02:16:43.064
Don't go, Grandpa. Stay with us.

02:16:43.062 --> 02:16:45.272
Son, even after I leave,
I'll still be with you all.

02:16:45.937 --> 02:16:47.607
Uncle, I can't see you,

02:16:47.729 --> 02:16:50.649
but if you can hear me
then give Sonu my message.

02:16:50.646 --> 02:16:53.566
Either she comes back as a ghost like you,

02:16:53.562 --> 02:16:56.762
or else I've got another proposal,
she shouldn't mind it later.

02:16:56.771 --> 02:17:00.351
Idiots, fix my nephew,
otherwise you already know me.

02:17:00.646 --> 02:17:04.266
Even if my photo hangs on the wall,
I'll still teach a lesson to you all.

02:17:04.271 --> 02:17:05.471
Daddy, please wait one minute.

02:17:05.479 --> 02:17:06.609
Let's take a selfie.

02:17:06.771 --> 02:17:08.721
I'll post it online with "Daddy Returns."

02:17:09.229 --> 02:17:10.569
I'll going to hit both of you.

02:17:11.021 --> 02:17:11.971
Why hit me, Daddy?

02:17:11.979 --> 02:17:13.569
It's Goldie who deserves it.

02:17:13.896 --> 02:17:16.106
Alright, alright, I'm getting late now.

02:17:16.104 --> 02:17:18.724
Tell the daughters-in-law if they
want my blessings, they can take them now.

02:17:18.729 --> 02:17:19.519
Okay, Daddy.

02:17:19.521 --> 02:17:21.221
Come on, take his blessings.
Touch his feet.

02:17:21.229 --> 02:17:22.569
Go take his blessings, hurry up.

02:17:22.687 --> 02:17:24.107
- Come on, take his blessings.
- Not over there.

02:17:24.104 --> 02:17:25.224
- Where are you going?
- Over here.

02:17:25.229 --> 02:17:26.019
- This way.
- They are touching the ground.

02:17:26.021 --> 02:17:26.931
- Hey!
- On your right.

02:17:26.937 --> 02:17:27.817
- This way...
- This way...

02:17:27.812 --> 02:17:28.972
On your left...

02:17:28.979 --> 02:17:31.069
On your right...

02:17:31.271 --> 02:17:31.851
This way...

02:17:31.854 --> 02:17:33.854
Forget it, they're clearly not interested.

02:17:33.854 --> 02:17:35.854
- Come back. Come back.
- Come back.

02:17:36.479 --> 02:17:38.189
Daddy said let it be.
He says you are clearly not interested.

02:17:38.396 --> 02:17:40.896
Grandpa, when will you come back again?

02:17:40.896 --> 02:17:45.146
Son, next time I come,
it'll only be to bless some good work.

02:17:45.146 --> 02:17:47.276
So that means we shouldn't
expect you back anymore, Daddy?

02:17:48.604 --> 02:17:51.224
Idiots, does that means you
are never going to do anything right?

02:17:51.396 --> 02:17:52.726
You ungrateful, useless child!

02:17:52.729 --> 02:17:54.069
How can anyone feel any pride?

02:18:02.562 --> 02:18:05.512
- The things she does with style...
- Yes, she does...

02:18:05.521 --> 02:18:09.311
She does it with style,
wearing red socks and black sandals...

02:18:09.437 --> 02:18:10.517
Wonderful!

02:18:10.521 --> 02:18:14.221
Wearing red socks and black sandals,
swagger in every stride.

02:18:15.396 --> 02:18:18.686
If my eyes goes...

02:18:19.729 --> 02:18:23.279
If my eyes goes...

02:18:24.271 --> 02:18:29.021
Tell me girl, what do you need?

02:18:29.604 --> 02:18:33.774
Why you staring sideways at me?

02:18:34.521 --> 02:18:38.971
Stop it before some drama starts,

02:18:39.146 --> 02:18:44.606
I keep praising your waist nonstop.

02:18:45.062 --> 02:18:49.512
Something's bound to happen tonight,

02:18:49.521 --> 02:18:53.891
If the weapon in my eyes goes wild.

02:18:53.896 --> 02:18:56.106
Something's bound to happen tonight,

02:18:56.104 --> 02:18:58.314
If the weapon in my eyes goes wild.

02:18:58.312 --> 02:19:04.472
You'll go insane watching
me dance and swing,

02:19:04.646 --> 02:19:06.936
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

02:19:06.937 --> 02:19:09.267
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

02:19:09.271 --> 02:19:11.391
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

02:19:11.396 --> 02:19:13.646
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

02:19:13.646 --> 02:19:15.766
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

02:19:15.771 --> 02:19:19.221
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

02:19:19.896 --> 02:19:22.066
You walk around like a royal queen,

02:19:22.062 --> 02:19:25.472
Your anklets echo deep in me.

02:19:26.396 --> 02:19:28.476
You walk around like a royal queen,

02:19:28.479 --> 02:19:31.979
Your anklets echo deep in me.

02:19:33.229 --> 02:19:35.229
No wonder this boy fell so hard,

02:19:35.229 --> 02:19:38.649
Your beauty feels straight out of Iran.

02:19:39.354 --> 02:19:41.684
I could spend my whole life,

02:19:41.687 --> 02:19:43.687
As the locket on your chain so tight.

02:19:43.687 --> 02:19:45.857
I could spend my whole life,

02:19:45.854 --> 02:19:48.014
As the locket on your chain so tight.

02:19:48.021 --> 02:19:50.351
I could spend my whole life,

02:19:50.354 --> 02:19:53.774
As the locket on your chain so tight.

02:20:00.729 --> 02:20:03.269
More beautiful than beautiful is my glow,

02:20:03.271 --> 02:20:06.681
No one matches my style, you know.

02:20:07.479 --> 02:20:09.899
Come walk beside me if you dare,

02:20:09.896 --> 02:20:13.396
Even peacocks stop and stare.

02:20:13.937 --> 02:20:19.857
You just wait and watch
my new red hair extension swing,

02:20:20.354 --> 02:20:22.854
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

02:20:22.854 --> 02:20:24.854
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

02:20:24.854 --> 02:20:27.184
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

02:20:27.187 --> 02:20:29.357
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

02:20:29.354 --> 02:20:31.474
Here, I brought you a special gift,

02:20:31.479 --> 02:20:35.769
My heart wrapped in this.

02:20:35.771 --> 02:20:38.011
This young Jatt's gone wild with pride,

02:20:38.021 --> 02:20:43.681
Youth like this just can't be priced.

02:20:44.271 --> 02:20:48.221
I'll get a nose-ring made for you,

02:20:48.229 --> 02:20:51.729
Girl, using the lightning on cue.

02:20:51.729 --> 02:20:54.189
I could spend my whole life,

02:20:54.187 --> 02:20:56.187
As the locket on your chain so tight.

02:20:56.187 --> 02:20:58.517
I could spend my whole life,

02:20:58.521 --> 02:21:01.721
As the locket on your chain so tight.

02:21:02.354 --> 02:21:06.314
Take a picture while I smile,

02:21:06.604 --> 02:21:10.104
While I tell you what my heart hides.

02:21:11.271 --> 02:21:13.811
Create a reel of my dance with joy,

02:21:13.812 --> 02:21:16.892
And make it go viral overnight.

02:21:17.812 --> 02:21:20.392
Let Gippy...

02:21:20.396 --> 02:21:25.436
Let Gippy own your youth like a king,

02:21:25.437 --> 02:21:27.687
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

02:21:27.687 --> 02:21:29.607
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

02:21:29.604 --> 02:21:32.014
I could spend my whole life,

02:21:32.021 --> 02:21:34.011
As the locket on your chain so tight.

02:21:34.021 --> 02:21:36.311
I'm finer than the purest gold ring,

02:21:36.312 --> 02:21:38.262
Boy, you're just a little silver thing.

02:21:38.271 --> 02:21:40.681
I could spend my whole life,

02:21:40.687 --> 02:21:48.647
As the locket on your chain so tight.