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Watch me runnin' up the place
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I'm already stuntin'
And my girls are on the way
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Watch me open up the place…
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Just imagine. This will change everything.
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The lights come up, and we walk out
on stage like two sexy gladiators.
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Our technique, flawless.
Our timing, perfect.
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Phones are out. Minds are blown.
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And guess who blacks out from jealousy
because we just took home first place.
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Tanya?
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Tanya. Future nursing school
dropout Tanya.
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So, you ready to do this?
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- Nope. I'm out. I bail so hard.
- Whoa!
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Anj, hi, hey. Everything's in place.
The plan is perfect.
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The plan is insane.
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Maya, just let it go.
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After graduation,
we're never gonna see Tanya again.
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Jump…
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Yeah, but she's never
respected us as dancers.
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I know, I know.
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If we're going to win,
we have to do something unexpected.
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Please.
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You're my best friend.
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I can't do this without you.
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Watch me runnin' up the place…
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Fine.
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- I'm in.
- Yeah!
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Watch me open up the place
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Wanna see you bumpin', baby
Bouncin' to the bass
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Good luck.
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- What a bitch.
- Her legs are so smooth.
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- How does she never get razor burn?
- Hey, hey, Anj. Look at me. Lock in.
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Remember.
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- Whew.
- Whew. Okay.
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You win the crowd,
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you win your freedom.
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What?
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And good luck, Tanya, next year
at the Touro School of Nursing.
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Now, seniors Maya and Anjali
with a cultural dance
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from the country of India.
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They're actually pretty good.
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No.
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You ain't seen nothing yet.
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I can't. Let's go.
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- What's happening?
- Maybe something with the sensors?
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- Look out!
- Maya, watch out!
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Shit!
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Don't worry. Anj! It's all good.
Everything's--
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Maya!
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Is she okay?
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Maya!
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Maya!
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Maya! Maya!
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- Topic of the day.
- Patil twins.
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- Harry Potter, Yule Ball.
- Messed up.
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Ugly outfits, objectively bad.
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And then the boys ditch them.
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What's up with that?
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- My aura?
- Yeah. Ready?
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Then take this.
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- Oh, photo.
- Oh, photo, okay.
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You look so good.
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- Look over here!
- Smile, girls!
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One, two, three.
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UCLA!
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Ah, rumors are true. Lot of Asians.
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Whee! We're, like, at college!
Like, right now! Can you believe it?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Maybe I should try out a new nickname.
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How about Anja? Jaja?
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No. Jelly? Jelly Cat?
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- We could think about it.
- I love him.
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Oh my God. I can be whoever I wanna be.
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The name's Leelee, babes.
I think we'll have really good banter.
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I'm good.
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You realize we can go out,
like, whenever we want.
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- And come home whenever we want.
- Mmm.
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- So late I forget to take out my contacts.
- Dude. Don't do that.
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That's gonna hurt so bad.
But it'd be so worth it.
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Please don't be that weird sheltered girl
who has to get her stomach pumped
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because she can't handle freedom.
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- That's exactly who I wanna be.
- Heads up!
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- Oh shit!
- Got it!
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Ugh!
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- Hey.
- Yo.
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- My bad.
- Hey.
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That was a terrible throw.
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Yeah, some would say deliberately bad.
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Okay, well, this is embarrassing.
Um, we're gonna go.
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You know what? No Frisbee.
You've both been banned.
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Well, call us when the ban's been lifted.
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I know guys throw themselves at you
like you're the last flight out of Kabul,
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but this has got to be a new record, hmm?
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- Stop moving!
- They wanna keep stonewalling, fine.
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- We'll just move…
- See, if you had just worn something nice.
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The way Anjali always does…
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I don't look nice. I look like
a seat filler at the Latin GRAMMYs.
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- Zero patience…
- A little black dress works.
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- Career fairs, parties, SASA mixers…
- Call me when you know.
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Oh my God. Stop with the SASA mixer.
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- What's a SASA mixer?
- Seriously, Shree? SASA?
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See? Even Rekha Auntie agrees with me.
She thinks SASA's cringe.
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- What's this?
- Bathroom stuff.
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There's nothing cringe
about celebrating your culture.
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Okay, what is a SASA?
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South Asian Students Association.
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And they don't celebrate our culture.
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It's a bunch of cornballs trying to pad
their résumés to get into med school.
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Sounds pretty Indian to me.
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I already told Arjun Singh you will both
meet him tonight at the SASA mixer.
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Arjun who? Arjun the incel?
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He's not an incel! He's a sophomore,
and he'd love to show you around.
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Show me around what?
His collection of feet pics?
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Shree, why are we introducing weird boys
to the equation?
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- What's this?
- Bathroom stuff!
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A bad freshman GPA
is impossible to bounce back from,
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especially if you're a bad test taker.
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My GPA will survive one mixer.
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- Anjali, it's a miracle you got in.
- But I did, didn't I?
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Off the waitlist.
You need to stay focused.
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- Ahem.
- Bathroom stuff!
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Uh, how much bathroom stuff is there?
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A normal amount!
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- Cool. Cool.
- Okay.
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- The IG is way too curated.
- I know.
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- So fun.
- Cool.
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Nah, bro. She's like a Santa Monica eight.
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- Which is like a Malibu five.
- Oh my God. Hi!
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It's a pony, not just a bend. Uh…
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The hook step,
you guys shouldn't lock your arms.
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Instead, you should pivot from the elbow.
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Sorry, who are you?
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I'm sorry. You guys are great.
It's just I used to dance…
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Oh my God! I know you.
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- You're the girl from that video.
- Wait, what video?
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Who hit herself in the face
with the flying thingy!
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- That's not me.
- You have to see!
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- Are you kidding me?
- Sorry.
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I just gotta go.
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- Look out.
- All right, you know what--
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Oh my God, you're Drone Strike Girl!
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Wait, you're, like, famous!
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But, like, bad famous.
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You mean infamous?
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- Can I have that purple top of yours?
- Yeah, sure.
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I can make more room in that closet.
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Wait, Mom! Don't!
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Oh!
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Ooh.
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Yeah. There's more bathroom stuff
in the car.
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I'm coming too.
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It was just for…
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- To…
- For what?
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For getting high.
For having a couple of one-night stands.
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Can you please stop acting like
I started an OnlyFans?
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Do you realize
if UCLA still had an SAT score,
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there is no way you would have gotten in?
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Let alone for a major
that is only getting harder.
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- A major you picked for me!
- 'Cause you couldn't decide.
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Computer science is gonna give you
a shot at real money.
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While we're at it,
you wanna walk me to the bus stop?
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- Pack me a Lunchable?
- I'm not gonna babysit you.
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But I will stop paying your tuition
if I find out you're slacking off.
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Wait. What?
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Mom, are you serious?
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I know you think I'm being a bitch.
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But you'll thank me
when you have a degree and a career
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and you don't have to depend
on anyone for anything.
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And how's that working out for you?
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If you got a full ride like Maya,
you could do anything you want,
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but as long as I am footing this bill,
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you don't get to be some aimless pothead
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having shower sex in an en suite
that I am paying an extra ten grand for.
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And you wonder why Dad left.
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Ooh!
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Damn, that echoed.
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They ran out of ice,
but I got the next best thing.
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Someone's favorite.
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How are you feelin'?
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I got slapped on my first day of college.
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Let's go with, pfft…
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suicidal?
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Aah.
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The slap wasn't even that bad.
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None of the Asian kids even flinched.
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The white kids almost called the cops.
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Yeah, well, at least you didn't get hit
with the Green Card mom slap. Right?
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Remember when Charu
got her belly button pierced?
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I mean, she got hit so hard,
the sound turned on the Alexa.
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Hmm.
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Does it still hurt?
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No, it's honestly fine.
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Good.
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I want you nice and healed.
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- Before I slap the shit out of you again!
- Oww!
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- Maya, what?
- Not gonna tell me you're on the pill?
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You were gonna what? Disconnect
our Bluetooth without telling me?
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I'm not on the pill!
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Then… why have you got all these… pills?
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I don't know! I just… It… Ugh.
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it was just… eleutheromania!
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It's, like, doing something
just for the sake of freedom.
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I just needed to figure out if I could be
someone different for once in my life.
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I'm not sure if that makes any sense.
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Two girls down the hall
called me Drone Strike.
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Ugh.
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Maya, I'm so sorry.
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They would have clowned me, too,
if I'd been there.
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Anj.
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The most upvoted comment
is a guy asking for your number.
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The second most upvoted is a guy
asking the first guy to pass it along.
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- This is Half Baked.
- Hmm?
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- My favorite's Cherry Garcia.
- Yeah.
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I said I got someone's favorite.
And that someone is me!
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All right.
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Today sucked a butt.
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- So I say we go to Taco Bell.
- Mmm.
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And we watch 90 Day Fiancé.
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You wanna stay in and watch
ugly men marry Latvian immigrants?
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And get Taco Bell. That part's key.
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No!
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It is our first night of college.
We need to go out.
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You cannot be serious.
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Dude, I survived child abuse!
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Whoa! Look at all these clubs!
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Sticky Wickets Cricket Club.
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Hookah Brother Up.
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I love how all brown dudes smoke hookah
like they're Drake
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and they just end up at dental school.
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Come on! Just admit this is way cooler
than you thought it would be.
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All right, you're right.
It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.
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- Oh! A club I could get behind.
- Wait, which one?
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Freshman 15, baby. I'm starving!
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Ooh, Maya, look!
There's a Bollywood dance club.
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I told you. I'm down to try new things.
Just not dance. Not right now.
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Come on, it's a club.
It'll meet, like, an hour a week.
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- But don't get your hopes up, okay?
- Hi!
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90% of Bollywood dance
is just dry-humping the air.
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Do you really need a club for that?
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Sorry. Sorry.
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See? Handyman with no boundaries
agrees with me.
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Well, I'm gonna check it out
'cause it seems cool,
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and trying cool shit's
the whole point of college!
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- You know, she's not wrong.
- All right. You are still talking.
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Bollywood dance is a very big deal here.
K-Pop level fandom.
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All right, brown Ted Bundy.
What's your deal?
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This one's a coincidence. I'm working.
I don't know if you can see?
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And for the record,
the whole number on the Frisbee thing,
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that was my buddy's idea, not mine.
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- Cool story, bro.
- Don't believe me? Call the number, Maya.
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- Okay. Seriously? How do you know my name?
- I had a feeling you didn't recognize me.
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It's me. Arjun.
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"Arjun the incel."
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- That's what the kids used to call me.
- Kids are so mean. Mm-mm-mm.
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Also, the name made no sense.
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We were ten. We were all virgins.
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It would have been weird
if I wasn't a virgin.
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- And probably also illegal.
- Definitely illegal.
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You know, your mom called.
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- Said you weren't coming.
- Uh… Anjali dragged me.
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- So…
- Yo! What up, Drone Strike?
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Pfffft!
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You're goated!
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Okay. What was that about?
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Don't act like you don't know.
It was the biggest meme of the summer.
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Oh, well, I'm not on socials,
so I must have missed it.
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- Bullshit.
- No. I'm serious. Here.
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No Internet, no apps. No more noise.
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Oh, so you have a burner phone,
like cheaters and meth dealers.
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That's comforting.
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Better than letting Big Tech track you.
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It's not Big Tech that tracks me.
It's my best friend.
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- Oh, great. Mm-hmm.
- All right? Yeah.
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In the event that some rando
from my past decides to drown me in a lake
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and then no one can find my body.
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- That would never occur to me.
- Yeah, no shit. You're a man.
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No, I mean I'd dissolve you in acid.
No loose ends.
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It's like an instant social life,
and the after parties are crazy.
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Last year, we went to Vegas, and
I totally puked in the Bellagio fountains.
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Stop. That sounds so fun.
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Minus the puking part.
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When's the next meet-up?
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- You can't just come. You gotta audition.
- Sorry, wait. Audition?
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We're a competitive dance team.
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We compete at competitions
all over the country.
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That sounds like a big time commitment.
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Oh, it takes up your entire life.
No. We're like a cult.
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Uh, yeah. I really have to focus
first semester…
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You know what I just realized?
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Ronak is gonna love her.
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Oh! Love her. She's total lead material.
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Who's Ronak?
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You'll see. We're about to go on.
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Welcome to the South Asian
Students Association Fall Mixer!
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I'm Ayesha Khan,
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proud Pakistani American.
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- President of the South Asian Student--
- Co-president, actually.
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We split the vote.
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I'm Preethi Shah, proud Indian American.
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The South Asian Students Association
puts on events like Diwali night, Holi--
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And of course Eid one and Eid two.
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Sometimes Preethi forgets that
the diaspora contains many faiths.
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How can I forget, Ayesha, when you're
constantly trying to convert me?
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I'm not trying to convert you,
Islamophobic bitch!
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Okay, thank you so much.
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Uh, please give it up
for Preethi and Ayesha.
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That was something.
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Thank you, ladies. I am Hamza Latif.
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I am the faculty sponsor.
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I'm here to make sure
it's a safe space for all the students.
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We got three rules.
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And this is mostly for the guys.
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Consent.
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Consent!
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Number three.
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Your future employer will see
your Halloween costume.
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I'm talking to you, Ragav. I don't know
where you got the shoe polish.
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- My bad.
- Okay.
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Now for the real reason
why we're all here.
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They are the three-time winners
of Best of the Best.
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Give it up for our very own UCLA Agni!
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Welcome to the party
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Hey, hey, welcome to the party
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Hey, hey, welcome to the party
17:57.771 --> 18:00.355
Hey, hey, welcome to the party
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- Waking up, waking up
- Hey, hey, welcome to the party
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Fly with my dogs
Ridin' high when we pull up
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When we ride, when we pull up
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We be high when we pull up
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Top down, no ceilin'
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Rocks on the watch now, armageddon
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Roof on fire, fire
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We ride wild
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Pull up in a tank, 'bout it, 'bout it
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Hey, hey, welcome to the party
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I love you, Ronak!
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Love you, Ronak!
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I love you, Ronak!
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Hey, hey, welcome to the party
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Hey, hey, welcome to the party
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You don't have to be
The last one standing
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Oh, show me you could be
The one, one, one
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You've got me like crazy
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- That you call to me
- Bom-diggy-diggy bom bom
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Oh, baby, give me one more dance
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UCLA! UCLA! UCLA!
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Yo.
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How extra was that dance team?
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So crazy.
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They literally said they were a cult.
Oh my God, and their captain?
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Such a cheeseball.
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He was unironically wearing a fedora.
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- Please tell me you're gonna burn it.
- Oh, for sure.
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Love you, Anj.
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Aww! Love you too.
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Night.
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Night.
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Welcome to CompSci 31,
Introduction to Computer Science.
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I am Professor Latif.
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Just so you guys know,
the course structure…
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I did something fun.
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- You signed me up for the dance team?
- I signed us up for… tryouts.
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I thought you'd be excited.
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Yeah, I thought it was a club
that met, like, once a week.
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It's a huge time suck.
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If my grades slip,
my mom's gonna shoot me in the face.
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Ladies.
We're literally two minutes into day one.
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So sorry, sir. Professor… Man?
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Oh my God.
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Look. All your mom cares about is that
you get good grades and granny panties.
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You keep both of those up,
she can't get mad.
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Yeah, it's a big if.
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Okay. Okay.
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Then stop stalking Ronak's Insta.
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- I was perusing.
- You liked a photo from two years ago.
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- That is a problem. He posts too much.
- Okay, Maya.
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I'm not you.
I actually have to try at school.
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If you try out for the team with me,
I won't let you fail.
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You know what? Idea.
Let's share what we're talking about.
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That way, none of us feel left out.
Y'all are vibin', and we'd love to vibe.
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She won't try out
for the dance team with me.
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Okay. No, this is a learning lesson, guys.
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Uh, see, this is what's known
as a dependency error.
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You have one piece of broken code
that can't function without the other,
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so it sends out a very annoying,
disruptive error message.
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Well, dance is the one thing
that we're good at
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and is our best shot at a new life.
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- We have new lives. We're at college.
- No, you have a new life.
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I'm still Drone Strike.
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I told you that was her.
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Hey, hey.
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No side betting.
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If I can lead the team to a championship,
then everyone will stop giving me shit.
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And if you do it with me,
you'll also be living a whole new life.
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And maybe even use
that new stash of condoms.
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- Maya!
- Okay, pivot. Do it for…
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uh… urethramania.
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Veryanamania.
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Eleutheromania.
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That's it. That's what I said.
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Do it for that.
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Please, Anj.
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Welcome to tryouts for UCLA Agni.
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You'll notice we're in a parking garage.
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That's 'cause dancing on concrete
will rule out the weak.
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And because the pickleball team
took the gym from us.
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Pickleball sucks.
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You all should have learned
eight eight-counts of choreo
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from the videos we sent.
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Here's the part we didn't tell you.
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You're gonna perform this routine
ten times.
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- Each time, the music is gonna get faster.
- Ten times? Dang.
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And you gotta keep up. If you don't,
you're gonna get hit with this.
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- Six of us have laser pointers.
- Really?
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If you get three lasers, you're cut.
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Whoever's left makes the team. Line up!
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Easy.
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Hey, I wanted to give this back to you.
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So you can give it back to Bruno Mars.
24:47.313 --> 24:49.605
Oh, actually, he gave it to me as a gift
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'cause, you know,
he was gonna call it "Midtown Funk,"
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and I was like, "No, no."
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"Uptown Funk."
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Good luck.
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Hey, stop!
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Damn!
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Oh my God!
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Congratulations! You all made the cut.
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Yes!
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Thank you, my king!
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All right. You're the king.
Easy. All right.
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Whoa. Are all these people on the team?
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Yeah. Kind of looks like a flash mob.
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It's for formations.
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You need lots of dancers
to make complex formations.
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You guys new? Okay, okay!
Yeah! I'm Nirbhay.
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Not to brag, but this was
my fourth time auditioning for the team,
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and I made it.
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Is that a brag?
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I didn't make the cut last year,
but I lured Ronak into a storage closet,
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locked the door, and then made him
watch me dance again.
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- And he ate that shit up.
- Wow, that's dedication.
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Or it's a felony.
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Look, every Bollywood team
has a few staple characters, okay?
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I'm the die-hard superfan with no chill,
and I'm owning that.
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Over there, you got the FOBs,
Fresh Off the Boat students.
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They're rich.
Like, make a hit-and-run disappear rich.
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Then you got your Brown Baddies.
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Their entire personality
is giving people side-eye.
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Next, the Adrenaline Junkies.
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They're like Adderall.
Concerning, but clutch in competition.
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Last but not least, every Bollywood
team has one random white person
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who knows more about Indian culture
than everyone else.
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How's it going?
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I'm Harry.
So, what part of India are you all from?
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I'm Tamil. My family is from Sri Lanka.
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Greetings, little sister!
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No. Don't… don't do that.
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There are over 100 dance teams
in the country,
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but only the top ten make it
to Best of the Best.
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We cannot allow a repeat of last year.
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And the winner of Best of the Best is…
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USC Tamasha!
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This video will play on loop
at every practice.
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I want you to live in that pain.
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Like when we applied to Stanford
and didn't get in.
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- Mm-hmm.
- USC's number one for a reason.
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- Why is he so obsessed with beating USC?
- …she goes, we go…
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He's obsessed with beating her.
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Selena Joshi, captain of USC
and Ronak's ex.
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Our next competition is in eight weeks.
Let's get to work.
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The first thing to know
about competition dance
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is that it is not objective.
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The only performance that matters
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is the one that people remember.
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Which is why our goal is simple.
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Be unforgettable! That's it.
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Thirty-one more! Let's go!
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We are not here to have fun.
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We are here to win.
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If you wanna have a good time
with a bunch of losers,
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join an a cappella team.
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No more junk food.
29:07.313 --> 29:09.813
Cheetos came out in 1948.
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Since then, we've never won a war.
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Here's the truth. AI is here.
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Your degree is worthless,
and you'll never own a home.
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Back to practice!
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Facial expressions are critical!
29:23.813 --> 29:25.813
Tell the story with your face.
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Harry, you're goin' to war!
29:28.271 --> 29:30.313
Dimple, he cheated on you.
29:30.938 --> 29:32.896
Anjali, they freed Luigi.
29:33.396 --> 29:35.813
Deepica, your boyfriend is 5'4".
29:35.896 --> 29:38.146
Maya, you're broke, but you want guac.
29:38.230 --> 29:40.438
Vishal, Pakistan beat India in cricket.
29:40.521 --> 29:42.438
Sumi, the edible is hitting.
29:42.521 --> 29:44.771
Nirbhay, you're losing your virginity!
29:55.813 --> 29:57.230
What's our goal?
29:57.313 --> 29:59.480
Be unforgettable!
29:59.563 --> 30:01.688
I said, what's our goal?
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Be unforgettable!
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I think I'm gonna vom!
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I can't keep going.
My nipples are bleeding.
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Anyone bitching is gonna get
20 more burpees.
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Okay.
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That wasn't the worst.
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- Just let me die here.
- Oh, I can't feel my ass.
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There, there.
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Every great routine
starts with great leads.
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But it's not just about
being the best dancer.
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You have to be the total package.
We're talking effortless confidence.
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Infectious energy.
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Raccoon agility.
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- Undeniable charisma.
- And the sex appeal of your first cousin.
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But first,
let's talk about this year's routine.
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The theme is…
30:45.855 --> 30:47.980
Bollywood Shaadi: Greatest Hits!
30:48.063 --> 30:49.605
- Yeah!
- Ooh!
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An epic love letter
to South Asian weddings.
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A classic love story
about forbidden romance.
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Sorry. Sorry. Keep going.
30:58.688 --> 31:01.313
No, please. You clearly have thoughts.
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Well, I'm not trying to be whatever
or anything. It's just…
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- Isn't this kind of super predictable?
- Maya.
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I mean, it just sounds like something
a white person would think is a good idea.
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No offense, Harry.
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None taken. I freakin' love it.
31:14.771 --> 31:17.230
I'm not trying to be whatever,
but what the hell do you know?
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- You've never even competed.
- Yeah. Weddings are kind of our thing.
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So is dominating the spelling bee, but
you don't see that being a dance theme.
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Whoa, spelling bee dance.
31:25.605 --> 31:27.313
Our culture is bigger than Bollywood.
31:27.396 --> 31:30.813
If we wanna win Best of the Best, we have
to do something that feels singular.
31:30.896 --> 31:33.313
Like what? Taking a robot to the face?
31:37.771 --> 31:39.896
Whatever. Anjali agrees with me.
31:41.021 --> 31:45.646
Uh… well, I mean, Maya's right.
It is a little expected.
31:45.730 --> 31:47.355
Uh… but…
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there is a lot of potential there,
31:49.855 --> 31:53.355
so there's a world
where a wedding theme might work.
31:53.438 --> 31:55.605
Anj, are you seriously
going Switzerland on me right now?
31:55.688 --> 32:00.146
I dig the passion, Maya, but nostalgia
scores, on average, 60% higher.
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The judges will love this.
32:01.938 --> 32:04.521
Or they'll think
we're cliché and extra, so…
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Ooh…
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Okay. All right.
32:08.396 --> 32:12.271
I see. You think all this is beneath you.
32:12.355 --> 32:15.105
You think that Bollywood is too flashy,
32:15.188 --> 32:18.188
too over the top to be worth your time?
32:18.271 --> 32:22.396
Thing is, extra isn't an insult
in this world, Maya. It's the point.
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- 'Cause life is extra.
- Mm-hmm.
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You're not sad when your mother dies.
You're… you're shattered, right?
32:29.230 --> 32:32.480
You're not happy when you fall in love.
You're euphoric!
32:32.980 --> 32:34.730
That's how it actually feels.
32:35.230 --> 32:37.896
Bollywood is a celebration of being extra,
32:37.980 --> 32:41.480
because to be extra… is to be human.
32:42.438 --> 32:45.230
If you think that's tacky,
I don't know what to tell you.
32:45.313 --> 32:48.188
But, look, the floor is open
if you got a better idea.
32:53.105 --> 32:55.063
Bollywood Shaadi it is.
32:55.146 --> 32:57.021
Two leads, bride and groom.
32:57.105 --> 32:59.688
Hands up if you wanna be considered
for the groom.
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Oh!
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Really? The white boy?
33:02.688 --> 33:04.730
And hands up for the bride.
33:04.813 --> 33:06.938
Deepica. Sumi.
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Maya.
33:11.855 --> 33:14.855
Anjali. Seriously, get that hand up.
33:15.355 --> 33:18.980
- Oh, I'm good.
- Come on. Don't be boring.
33:24.855 --> 33:27.146
Dude. Go for it.
33:30.188 --> 33:31.063
There we go.
33:31.146 --> 33:35.396
Perfect. Voting ends
after our dry run at Beta Sigma Eta.
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- That's what I heard too.
- Harry.
33:37.313 --> 33:38.438
Mmm?
33:38.521 --> 33:41.313
Don't tell anyone,
but you got my vote for lead.
33:41.396 --> 33:42.271
- For real?
- Yeah.
33:42.355 --> 33:43.896
You've been crushing it.
33:43.980 --> 33:45.105
Thanks, bhai.
33:45.188 --> 33:48.021
What the… That's actually racist.
Harry, don't listen to his bullshit.
33:48.105 --> 33:51.855
Yo, newb. You really want Ted Lasso
leading the Bollywood team? No offense.
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Better than Indian Tupac.
33:53.230 --> 33:55.813
We all know those are glamor muscles,
useless in real combat.
33:55.896 --> 33:57.646
Okay! That's enough!
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Five, six, seven, eight.
34:02.980 --> 34:04.313
Ah, ah, ah.
34:04.396 --> 34:07.230
Drop top, pawn shop
Will I sell it? Hell, nah
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Stop. Stop!
34:08.396 --> 34:11.646
- Christ, we look like a Zumba class.
- The newbs were all over the place.
34:11.730 --> 34:14.563
Okay, well, that half of the team
is being geriatric as hell.
34:14.646 --> 34:17.271
Come on.
No fighting in front of the white people.
34:17.355 --> 34:20.021
Bossman, half the team's out
for midterms. Why are we doing this show?
34:20.105 --> 34:20.938
We need the money.
34:21.021 --> 34:24.438
- Let's steal the recycling and go to Vons.
- Okay. Uh… I'm gonna cancel.
34:24.521 --> 34:26.021
- We can't be seen like this.
- What? No…
34:26.105 --> 34:28.313
Oh! Look at these losers.
34:28.396 --> 34:30.313
I couldn't agree more.
34:30.396 --> 34:31.313
Selena.
34:32.688 --> 34:35.480
- What the hell are you doing here?
- Okay, hostile.
34:35.563 --> 34:38.396
- Always so serious, this one.
- You better not be filming.
34:38.480 --> 34:40.480
You think we came here
to bite your choreo?
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Stole everything else I showed you.
34:42.563 --> 34:45.230
And won a championship
and a microbrand deal with the Gap,
34:45.313 --> 34:46.313
so maybe I'm just,
34:46.396 --> 34:48.105
I don't know, better?
34:48.188 --> 34:50.605
I knew this was a rebuilding year,
34:50.688 --> 34:52.563
but this is just pathetic.
34:53.105 --> 34:55.980
Taking in TikTok leftovers.
34:56.063 --> 34:58.063
Mmm. You must be really desperate.
34:58.146 --> 35:01.605
Not as desperate as driving to a school
you don't even go to
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to spy on the competition.
35:03.313 --> 35:04.188
Ooh!
35:04.271 --> 35:07.021
But I'm not seeing any competition.
35:07.105 --> 35:08.230
How about you guys?
35:08.313 --> 35:12.688
All I see is a jackass
trying really hard to be cool again.
35:13.980 --> 35:15.980
The hell did you call my friend?
35:16.563 --> 35:20.396
Hey, white boy! You deaf?
35:20.480 --> 35:22.855
Or is your Hindi not that good?
35:22.938 --> 35:25.480
My Hindi is perfectly fine, jerk!
35:25.563 --> 35:26.980
Piece of shit!
35:28.230 --> 35:29.355
- Get him!
- Hey, hey!
35:29.438 --> 35:30.521
Stop!
35:31.021 --> 35:32.688
What the hell is goin' on here?
35:32.771 --> 35:34.563
I didn't pay you to fight.
I paid you to dance,
35:34.646 --> 35:37.105
so the university thinks
we're welcoming to students of color.
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Yeah, we got suspended because
they think we can't tell you guys apart.
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Y'all ready to go up or what?
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If not, you better
Venmo me back the money.
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- Oh, we're different teams, man.
- Oh, no! Please, don't.
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We're super poor,
and we really need the money.
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Is it okay
if just the three of us go on and perform?
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I don't care. Just make it look cool.
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This is insane. We gotta respond.
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- Let's put bleach in their water bottles.
- What? No. I meant with a routine.
36:24.355 --> 36:25.313
Yeah, me too.
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Look, our routine is nowhere near ready.
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If a half-assed version of it leaks online
and a judge sees it, we're screwed.
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"We're screwed."
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- You're not gonna let it go, are you?
- Nope.
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- We're going rogue, aren't we?
- That's right.
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- I can't talk you out of it? Okay.
- Nah.
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- Yo, what are they doing?
- Hey. Where are you guys goin'?
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Watch out.
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Hey, my turn.
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All yours, Anj.
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Got you.
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Ooh-hoo!
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We gotta see this.
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Genius! You took advantage of a frat guy
while he was passed out. Legends.
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Oh, and the look on Selena's face.
I mean, she was speechless.
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Steak night, baby!
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- Yeah.
- I can't tonight. I have that problem set.
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Oh. Uh, you know what, guys?
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We'll rain check.
We're gonna have a ramen night tonight.
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Ooh, ramen noodles? Send pics.
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Send "noods." Get it?
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Nerds.
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Hey, Anj.
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Thanks for sticking by me tonight.
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I got you! Always.
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But my bladder is about to burst.
I'm gonna go look for a restroom.
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All right. Okay.
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But didn't it feel so good
to beat Selena's ass?
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Of course it did.
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But I specifically asked Maya
not to engage, and she did it anyway.
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Like, literally, she finds
every opportunity to undermine me.
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Okay. The votes are in.
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Five votes for Vishal,
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six for Harry,
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and 11 for Ronak.
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Ronak is the groom lead.
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And for the bride?
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Uh… one for Deepica.
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Two for Sumi.
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- Sumi?
- Four for me.
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Seven for Anjali.
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And eight for Maya.
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- You're kidding me.
- Seriously?
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No, check it again.
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Drone Strike is gonna be
the face of our team?
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Okay, Ronak, who'd you vote for?
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- Anjali.
- Deeps, how about you?
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I voted for myself.
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You know, Deeps, it's not against
the rules to change your vote to Anjali.
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If you did, she and Maya would be tied,
and the captain is…
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…the captain is the tie…
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The captain is the tiebreaker!
Ronak, you can make Anjali lead.
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I mean, technically,
that is all aboveboard.
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- Totally not breaking any rules.
- Uh-uh.
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Anjali, she just feels like a lead.
She's so positive and so--
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So beautiful! So elegant!
Just looking like a wow!
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I mean, Anjali does have lead energy.
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And Maya's impossible to control.
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Plus, if the judges have to stare
at Maya's goofy ass front and center,
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we're never gonna win.
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I've thought about this deeply.
I'm changing my vote to Anjali.
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Hey!
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Whatcha doin'?
40:18.855 --> 40:22.146
Nothing. Just sitting
on this soft, soft grass.
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That was so fun.
40:24.938 --> 40:26.980
Oh, you were incredible, Maya, really.
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Thanks.
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Hey. You okay?
40:34.980 --> 40:36.105
It's nothing.
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I just, um…
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I just overheard the team, uh, talking.
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Sorry. Let me make sure it's not my mom.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh my God, Ronak just emailed the team.
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I made lead.
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I made lead!
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Oh my God!
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- Dude, congrats!
- Really?
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- Are you sure you're cool with this?
- Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
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I don't know. I mean, you wanted lead too.
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Yeah, but
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you got more votes.
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Still, I just wanna make sure…
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I am so happy for you. Okay?
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Oh my God!
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But there are
more pressing matters to discuss,
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such as you owe me
some mother-F'ing Taco Bell.
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Pay up. I'm hungry.
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Check your e-mail. I think
you've got a committee assignment.
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Hmm?
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Hello?
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Yeah, I just saw. I'm so pumped!
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You know what the best part is?
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You only need one coat of this sealant
to get that really nice sheen.
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Not the semi-sheen. Full gloss.
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Ain't that a bitch.
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- Thank you, young man.
- Hey, you are welcome, sir.
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I say this with great respect.
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You look like a Minion.
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And I say this with great respect.
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A-banana!
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- No, honestly, it's a pretty sweet gig.
- Hm.
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The boomers treat me like a genius,
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and they even let me
work on my own projects.
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Oh! What kind of projects?
42:16.771 --> 42:18.771
- Uh, ever heard of Nunya?
- Mm?
42:19.271 --> 42:20.938
Nunya business?
42:21.021 --> 42:23.813
Oh, mm! Mm-mm-mm!
42:23.896 --> 42:26.896
So, we talking chicken coops
or bird houses?
42:26.980 --> 42:29.855
Which technically, in theory,
is also a bird house.
42:29.938 --> 42:32.605
Tsk. Come on, tell me. What projects?
42:34.271 --> 42:36.230
- Okay. Come on. Come on.
- Yes.
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This is a Chandigarh chair.
42:38.980 --> 42:40.563
So, after the British left,
42:40.646 --> 42:43.396
Nehru wanted India to move forward,
andnot be stuck in the past,
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so he commissions all this cool, modern
furniture for the government to use.
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And some of these babies
sell for, like, two grand a pop.
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All right, settle down, Bob the Builder.
42:52.313 --> 42:57.771
Unfortunately, this makes you…
the perfect person for me to bother.
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I need to make this doli
for our corny-ass routine.
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Wait, hold on a second.
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Ronak put you on props? I thought
you were trying out for the lead.
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Emphasis on "tried."
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Shit. I'm sorry, dude.
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Well, hey, listen, I'm sure whoever
did get it sucks, like, as a person.
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I'm sure they dip their pizza in ranch,
and use speakerphone in public,
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and complain about subtitles.
43:17.563 --> 43:19.980
- They picked Anjali.
- Oh my God. That is amazing.
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We love her. Okay.
43:24.063 --> 43:27.730
You know what?
I say let's pimp this thing out a bit.
43:27.813 --> 43:31.105
But, first of all, we are gonna need
some special pins for these hinges.
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Your team is gonna lose their shit.
43:34.521 --> 43:37.980
Maya, we were filming the intro video.
What are we doin' here?
43:38.063 --> 43:40.980
Dude, just breathe and unclench
before you get your boxers in a bunch, hm?
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Not possible. They're heavily starched.
43:45.021 --> 43:47.980
Okay. Anyway, I've got
something cool to show you guys.
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Something that's gonna make
those trust fund losers at USC cower.
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Presenting…
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the doli!
43:58.730 --> 44:00.105
Ooh!
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Maya, this looks nothing like
the pictures I sent you.
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Okay, well, just…
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Here.
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When Anjali gets on… Right?
44:15.313 --> 44:16.855
Huh?
44:16.938 --> 44:17.938
This is fire.
44:18.021 --> 44:21.605
If we're stuck doing a wedding theme,
we might as well do it with some panache.
44:21.688 --> 44:23.063
Absolutely not.
44:23.646 --> 44:24.938
But why?
44:25.021 --> 44:26.855
We asked for something
traditional and elegant.
44:26.938 --> 44:28.521
Not a vaping tiger.
44:28.605 --> 44:31.396
It's a fog machine blowing flower petals.
It's not that deep.
44:31.480 --> 44:33.480
We haven't even practiced with this thing.
44:33.563 --> 44:35.730
Okay? I can't have unknown variables
messing us up.
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Come on! We need to stand out, Ronak.
44:37.938 --> 44:41.896
That's why Anjali's the lead. It's her job
to make us stand out, not yours.
44:41.980 --> 44:46.521
We leave for San Diego in 24 hours.
Let's go. Back to rehearsal, everyone.
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This is also the easiest exam of the year.
44:50.730 --> 44:53.980
It only gets harder, so plan accordingly.
44:54.063 --> 44:57.105
I'm not trying to put a target
on your back, but you set the curve.
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Sleep with one eye open.
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Anjali…
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Stay as long as you need.
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It's time to strap in.
45:13.271 --> 45:15.271
Competition season starts now.
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Over 100 teams.
45:19.480 --> 45:21.896
Over 2,000 dancers.
45:22.396 --> 45:23.855
But tonight,
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only the best move forward.
45:28.980 --> 45:30.230
UCLA, on deck!
45:30.313 --> 45:31.271
All right!
45:31.355 --> 45:33.855
Vishal! Last look on costumes.
Come on, man!
45:33.938 --> 45:35.480
Maya, don't forget to check the doli.
45:35.563 --> 45:36.646
- Dude, I am right here.
- Oh.
45:36.730 --> 45:39.813
Yo, is it true that Selena got some
crypto billionaire to fund their team?
45:39.896 --> 45:42.855
Yeah, but he made them redo their entire
routine to be about climate change.
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- She's so cooked.
- Good one!
45:44.521 --> 45:47.730
Next up, we've got
the coldest killers on the circuit,
45:47.813 --> 45:51.521
the reigning champions, USC Tamasha!
45:51.605 --> 45:54.146
What the hell?
45:56.563 --> 46:00.646
This is the story of
the first man who climbed Mount Everest.
46:01.271 --> 46:05.605
This is not the story
of the first man who made it back alive.
46:18.105 --> 46:21.063
Mount Everest Ain't got shit on me
46:23.521 --> 46:27.188
Mount Everest ain't got shit on me
46:27.271 --> 46:29.730
'Cause I'm on top of the world
46:29.813 --> 46:32.605
I'm on top of the world
46:32.688 --> 46:33.563
Yeah
46:53.688 --> 46:55.938
Wait a minute
Get it how you live it
46:56.021 --> 46:58.313
Ten toes in
When we standing on business
46:58.396 --> 47:00.980
- Get him!
- He's escaping!
47:01.646 --> 47:04.271
I'm a big stepper, underground methods
47:04.355 --> 47:06.563
Top-notch hoes get the most
Not the lesser
47:21.563 --> 47:23.063
We have the human.
47:23.146 --> 47:24.605
Bring him to me.
47:33.105 --> 47:37.188
Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute
Get, get, get, get it how you live it
47:37.271 --> 47:39.188
Ten, ten, ten, standin' on business
47:49.896 --> 47:51.813
USC Tamasha!
47:51.896 --> 47:54.730
She just murdered you, Ronak.
That's crazy.
47:55.313 --> 47:58.896
- They are really good.
- Ready for the next dance?
47:58.980 --> 48:01.188
Come on. Let's just let this thing rip.
48:01.271 --> 48:04.646
We should be
pulling out all the stops, hmm?
48:07.105 --> 48:08.855
Could we just stick to the plan this time?
48:10.188 --> 48:13.605
I'm just really nervous about this.
I want it to go well.
48:13.688 --> 48:15.271
Okay, yeah, totally.
48:18.730 --> 48:19.563
Hey.
48:21.021 --> 48:22.188
You're gonna do great.
48:22.271 --> 48:25.313
Coming to the stage, last year's
Best of the Best runners-up,
48:25.396 --> 48:27.938
UCLA Agni!
48:31.646 --> 48:34.480
Their love was forbidden.
48:34.563 --> 48:37.271
She had everything to lose.
48:37.355 --> 48:40.105
He had nothing to lose.
48:40.896 --> 48:44.105
But desire doesn't ask for permission.
49:25.438 --> 49:27.480
He keeps me guessing
49:27.563 --> 49:29.563
- Guessing
- Spontaneous
49:29.646 --> 49:31.730
- That's how he is
- He's so persuasive
49:31.813 --> 49:34.313
- So persuasive
- And I'm his lady
49:41.396 --> 49:44.646
Will you be mine
in this life and the next?
49:44.730 --> 49:47.563
Any life without you isn't worth living.
49:50.271 --> 49:52.105
But they were too late.
49:52.188 --> 49:55.688
Asha's parents had already betrothed her
to the diplomat's son.
50:11.563 --> 50:13.063
Fantastic dress.
50:14.855 --> 50:16.271
Choose honor, Asha.
50:18.021 --> 50:19.730
Choose passion.
50:20.230 --> 50:21.980
Thinkin' of a master plan
50:22.063 --> 50:25.188
You know anything you need, baby
Ask your man
50:55.938 --> 50:57.646
What the…
50:57.730 --> 50:58.813
Oh!
51:03.188 --> 51:04.730
I love you, Asha!
51:04.813 --> 51:06.980
I love you more, Rehan!
51:08.063 --> 51:09.480
Can anyone see?
51:09.563 --> 51:11.813
- I have asthma!
- Dimple, where are you?
51:11.896 --> 51:15.146
- Mummy!
- Oh! Harry, watch out!
51:15.230 --> 51:16.646
Oh my God!
51:16.730 --> 51:18.146
Aah!
51:18.230 --> 51:19.771
- Shit.
- Anjali!
51:21.563 --> 51:24.105
Oh! No, no, no, no!
51:24.188 --> 51:26.063
- No! Ow, ow, ow!
- No! Stop!
51:26.146 --> 51:27.813
- Stop!
- Ow!
51:27.896 --> 51:29.230
Keep dancing!
51:29.313 --> 51:30.563
Oh no!
51:30.646 --> 51:32.230
No! Wait, hold on!
51:32.313 --> 51:34.396
Stop, stop!
51:34.896 --> 51:35.938
No! No!
51:36.021 --> 51:38.605
- I got it. Go.
- No, no, no! No!
51:46.063 --> 51:49.480
- That was so embarrassing!
- No, that was so, so bad.
51:49.563 --> 51:52.896
- Who messed up? Harry, was it you?
- What the hell happened, everyone?
51:52.980 --> 51:56.021
Guys, I… I am so sorry. I am so, so sorry.
51:56.105 --> 51:58.438
I genuinely have no idea
how that happened.
51:59.438 --> 52:00.396
- Oh, my…
- What?
52:00.480 --> 52:01.855
Anjali…
52:01.938 --> 52:03.146
What?
52:03.230 --> 52:07.021
I was raised not to comment
on women's appearances, but goddamn!
52:07.105 --> 52:08.730
- Uh…
- Nirbhay, what?
52:09.563 --> 52:10.563
Nirbhay…
52:14.105 --> 52:16.021
Oh, where's my hair?
52:16.105 --> 52:17.980
My God, where's my hair? Where did it go?
52:18.063 --> 52:19.521
Why is there a hole right here?
52:19.605 --> 52:22.188
- Where is my hair? Where did…
- It was the only way.
52:23.813 --> 52:26.605
I, I, I… It's, uh, interesting.
It looks good.
52:26.688 --> 52:28.563
- Shit, shit.
- Okay. It's just hair.
52:28.646 --> 52:30.813
It was an accident,
and maybe I can make it look cool.
52:30.896 --> 52:32.688
- I can make it look cool, right?
- Yes.
52:32.771 --> 52:34.896
- Tell me it'll grow back!
- Very chic…
52:34.980 --> 52:35.980
This is so bad.
52:36.063 --> 52:37.813
- But you're so pretty.
- We can make it nice…
52:37.896 --> 52:40.771
- You turned it on, didn't you?
- No, Ronak, it was an accident!
52:40.855 --> 52:42.813
It was an accident. Right?
52:45.230 --> 52:46.146
Right?
52:47.855 --> 52:48.688
I'm sorry.
52:49.563 --> 52:51.146
I'm so, so sorry.
52:51.230 --> 52:53.730
- That wasn't meant to happen.
- What were you thinking?
52:53.813 --> 52:56.771
It is a miracle
that she's not in the hospital!
52:56.855 --> 52:59.146
And you completely screwed
our chances at placing.
52:59.230 --> 53:01.855
I didn't want us to just place,
you know, I wanted us to win--
53:01.938 --> 53:03.188
Well, congrats on doing neither!
53:03.271 --> 53:04.938
We weren't gonna beat USC.
53:05.021 --> 53:06.688
That's not your call to make!
53:11.938 --> 53:13.188
You're off the team.
53:14.521 --> 53:15.646
- What?
- What?
53:17.021 --> 53:18.105
I said,
53:18.605 --> 53:20.855
I'm kicking your ass off the team.
53:20.938 --> 53:22.271
Are you serious?
53:22.355 --> 53:25.563
Look, every team has one, okay?
53:25.646 --> 53:27.605
The ball hog with the big attitude.
53:27.688 --> 53:29.521
Big opinions and zero solutions,
53:29.605 --> 53:32.646
and the mistake that most captains make
is they give them a pass
53:32.730 --> 53:34.230
because they're talented.
53:34.938 --> 53:36.396
And you are talented, Maya.
53:36.896 --> 53:38.980
But not enough to be worth the trouble.
53:50.105 --> 53:51.646
- Okay, let's see what we can…
- It's okay.
53:51.730 --> 53:53.313
This is devastating.
53:53.396 --> 53:56.646
UCLA plummets to 54th place.
53:56.730 --> 54:01.646
With finals next month,
it's safe to say their season is over.
54:01.730 --> 54:05.105
Ronak,
is getting back in this even possible?
54:06.063 --> 54:07.271
Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
54:07.355 --> 54:11.480
If we get first or second in Berkeley,
we technically would have enough points.
54:11.980 --> 54:14.313
Yeah, but Berkeley is an overnight trip.
54:14.396 --> 54:17.771
- We don't have the money.
- Is SASA doing the date auction this year?
54:17.855 --> 54:19.438
Yeah, next weekend.
54:19.521 --> 54:22.521
We'd need, like, the whole team to sign up
to raise enough, but…
54:22.605 --> 54:23.896
Hey, can we talk?
54:23.980 --> 54:25.563
Yeah. Yeah.
54:29.480 --> 54:32.771
- Yeah. What's up?
- Okay. Um…
54:34.105 --> 54:36.813
So I think you should reconsider
kicking Maya off the team.
54:36.896 --> 54:38.063
Not happening.
54:38.146 --> 54:40.230
I'm furious, and you should be too.
54:43.105 --> 54:45.230
I look like a flea-market Barbie doll.
54:45.313 --> 54:47.230
Trust me, I'm pissed.
54:47.313 --> 54:50.938
I know she messed up,
but kicking her out is not the move.
54:51.021 --> 54:54.355
She's the most creative dancer
on the team, and everyone knows it.
54:54.438 --> 54:57.188
If they were smarter, they would
have voted her lead to begin with.
54:58.480 --> 55:00.938
No. Listen, you're an amazing dancer,
55:01.021 --> 55:02.521
and you deserve to be the lead.
55:02.605 --> 55:04.980
Then don't I deserve a say
in who's on the team?
55:06.855 --> 55:09.063
You didn't see everyone.
Chaos and confusion.
55:09.146 --> 55:11.688
Just fog everywhere,
flower petals everywhere.
55:11.771 --> 55:12.771
It was a lot, man.
55:12.855 --> 55:14.730
That's no reason to kick you off the team.
55:14.813 --> 55:15.855
We're in 54th place.
55:15.938 --> 55:17.938
Oh my God! That is bad.
55:18.021 --> 55:19.896
- I'm sorry. Ronak's got a point.
- What?
55:19.980 --> 55:22.313
- Honestly.
- Okay. Hey, hey! Come on. Come on.
55:22.396 --> 55:25.730
Okay, well, they'd be in first place if
they'd just made you lead from the start.
55:25.813 --> 55:27.521
Yeah, well…
55:28.480 --> 55:30.605
- Well, what?
- No, nothing.
55:30.688 --> 55:32.771
Sounds like somethin'.
55:32.855 --> 55:35.605
I overheard Ronak, Deepica, and Dimple
tallying up the votes.
55:36.521 --> 55:39.355
I won lead,
but then they switched it to Anjali
55:39.438 --> 55:42.730
'cause she has more, uh… lead energy
or whatever.
55:43.521 --> 55:44.771
Are you serious?
55:45.438 --> 55:47.105
You're only lead energy.
55:47.188 --> 55:48.980
Your stage presence is magnetic.
55:49.063 --> 55:53.146
Okay? When you're up there, locked in,
hittin' those moves, doing your thing--
55:53.230 --> 55:54.813
Oh my God.
55:55.896 --> 55:57.480
- I am so sorry.
- Are you okay?
55:57.563 --> 56:00.855
There is actually a surprising amount
of hair in this wheel, okay?
56:00.938 --> 56:03.896
It is like a locker room shower drain.
Look at that.
56:03.980 --> 56:04.980
Jeez.
56:05.480 --> 56:06.605
You need to tell Anjali.
56:06.688 --> 56:09.313
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I cannot do that to her. Okay?
56:09.396 --> 56:12.980
She really likes Ronak, all right?
I mean, look.
56:13.480 --> 56:15.563
She has been fawning all over him
56:15.646 --> 56:18.563
because he got her
this weird Paddington knockoff.
56:18.646 --> 56:21.355
- Oh my God.
- What?
56:22.313 --> 56:23.688
Wait. You don't know what this is?
56:24.938 --> 56:25.813
A bear?
56:25.896 --> 56:27.938
I'm sure that's supposed to be
the Koh-i-Noor diamond.
56:28.021 --> 56:32.230
The diamond the British stole from India
that is famously known for being bad luck.
56:32.313 --> 56:34.938
Every ruler who has ever owned
the Koh-i-Noor diamond,
56:35.021 --> 56:38.813
from Shah Jahan to Duleep Singh,
they all saw their empires crumble.
56:38.896 --> 56:41.146
That is not a cute teddy bear.
56:41.230 --> 56:43.438
That is a cursed colonial diamond.
56:43.521 --> 56:45.480
So that's what you do without a phone.
56:45.563 --> 56:48.521
You read and shit.
You think you're better than me?
56:48.605 --> 56:50.230
Honestly, yeah. Kinda.
56:55.063 --> 56:57.896
I get why you don't wanna tell Anjali,
but you deserve to be lead.
57:02.563 --> 57:04.646
I need to get back to wrapping this gift.
57:07.771 --> 57:09.980
I'm a killer
I'm a killer, I'm a killer
57:10.063 --> 57:12.063
Bang, bang! Gun fingers in the mirror
57:12.146 --> 57:14.355
I won't get caught this time
57:14.438 --> 57:16.646
Commit the perfect crime
57:16.730 --> 57:19.063
I'm a killer
I'm a killer, I'm a killer…
57:19.146 --> 57:20.563
Yo, yo, yo.
57:21.146 --> 57:23.563
- Mmm? Mmm?
- Oh, you didn't have to do anything.
57:23.646 --> 57:25.688
All right, come on. Open it. Open it.
57:26.188 --> 57:28.855
I sewed in some of your hair to it,
so it should match.
57:28.938 --> 57:31.813
Oh, also, I did get you a sexy leg dress,
57:31.896 --> 57:35.813
so Ronak will be too busy
looking down there instead of up… here.
57:37.271 --> 57:38.230
I'm really sorry.
57:38.813 --> 57:43.313
I really appreciate it.
But no more surprises, yeah?
57:44.146 --> 57:46.021
Mm-hmm.
57:46.105 --> 57:47.771
I like brown girls with an accent…
57:47.855 --> 57:49.605
Hey, baby girl!
57:49.688 --> 57:51.896
Get that cute butt
and fugly hair over here!
57:51.980 --> 57:53.688
What are you guys doing here?
57:53.771 --> 57:56.688
Kidnapping you for a spa day
at the Hinoki salon.
57:56.771 --> 57:58.146
Are you serious?
57:58.230 --> 58:02.063
We have to do something about that hair.
You look like you licked a car battery.
58:02.146 --> 58:05.646
- Safeties gotta stick together.
- The hell's a safety?
58:05.730 --> 58:08.688
If no one bids on us at the date auction,
we bid on each other for safety.
58:08.771 --> 58:10.563
I can't right now. We have class.
58:10.646 --> 58:12.146
So skip it.
58:12.230 --> 58:15.605
Anj, you do have to do
that online quiz too, remember?
58:15.688 --> 58:17.021
Yeah, I know, I…
58:19.855 --> 58:23.021
Could you just do it for me?
Just this once?
58:23.105 --> 58:25.396
- Dude…
- I know. I've said that before.
58:25.480 --> 58:29.313
But, hey, you… kind of owe me.
I spoke to Ronak.
58:29.396 --> 58:32.146
- He said you could rejoin the team.
- Really?
58:32.230 --> 58:33.438
- Wait, what?
- Ronak said that?
58:33.521 --> 58:35.688
Yeah! All you have to do
is sign up for the date auction.
58:36.563 --> 58:39.605
Oh yeah, no. No. Nope. Not doing that.
58:39.688 --> 58:41.521
Why? I thought you'd be pumped.
58:42.605 --> 58:45.980
Look, if you come,
I promise I'll be your safety.
58:46.063 --> 58:48.313
- There's nothing to be scared of.
- Okay.
58:48.396 --> 58:51.230
I'm not scared. I just don't wanna do it.
58:51.313 --> 58:55.605
I'm really grateful that you talked
to Ronak for me, but… I'm good.
58:56.105 --> 58:57.105
So…
58:58.105 --> 59:00.521
Uh, I can do your quiz for you. Seriously.
59:01.021 --> 59:04.605
Go have a fun spa day with Double D.
59:04.688 --> 59:06.146
Are you sure?
59:06.230 --> 59:09.730
- Yeah. Have fun.
- Brown boys with no brown friends
59:09.813 --> 59:11.730
- Think they light-skinned…
- Okay, Anj, get in.
59:11.813 --> 59:13.605
Double D. I kind of like that.
59:13.688 --> 59:15.438
Absolutely not.
59:23.938 --> 59:25.313
Don't tell me that.
59:27.146 --> 59:31.063
I mean, that is top-notch choreo.
They were crisp. They were sharp.
59:34.896 --> 59:36.938
Wow. You look…
59:37.021 --> 59:38.396
- Stunning?
- Hot?
59:38.480 --> 59:40.730
- Gorgeous?
- Dare I say, the moment?
59:40.813 --> 59:44.521
Be honest. Do I look like
Dora the Explorer joined a sorority?
59:44.605 --> 59:46.521
I mean… vamonos.
59:47.105 --> 59:50.063
Hmm. Okay, stop flirting.
Everyone, let's get to the ballroom.
59:50.146 --> 59:51.730
We're at tables six and eight.
59:51.813 --> 59:54.980
Make sure to fill out your questionnaires,
okay? Let's go, chop-chop.
59:55.063 --> 59:55.980
Wait, hold on.
01:00:00.355 --> 01:00:02.063
Did you speak to Maya?
01:00:02.146 --> 01:00:03.855
Who won our little wager?
01:00:04.730 --> 01:00:06.605
Unfortunately, you did.
01:00:07.188 --> 01:00:09.855
Sorry. I mean,
I hate to say I told you so,
01:00:09.938 --> 01:00:11.771
but I knew she wasn't coming back.
01:00:12.396 --> 01:00:13.563
But now you…
01:00:14.146 --> 01:00:15.230
you owe me a mojito.
01:00:15.313 --> 01:00:19.230
I can tell you miss me
I can tell it hits, hits, hits
01:00:19.730 --> 01:00:22.730
Not tryna be romantic
I'll hit it from the back
01:00:22.813 --> 01:00:24.188
Just so you don't get attached…
01:00:24.271 --> 01:00:28.188
I just gotta say you guys look great,
and I appreciate you doing this.
01:00:28.271 --> 01:00:31.396
The number we're trying to hit tonight
is three grand, so…
01:00:31.480 --> 01:00:34.438
- Ooh, can you make it loud?
- Loud
01:00:34.521 --> 01:00:37.938
'Cause I'm so proud
Baby, I'm so proud of you
01:00:41.688 --> 01:00:43.438
Nice to have you back, Maya.
01:00:43.521 --> 01:00:44.521
Nice to be back.
01:00:45.021 --> 01:00:48.605
I mean, who doesn't love
selling their body for bus fare? Right?
01:00:50.105 --> 01:00:52.021
Oh my God, I love your sari.
01:00:52.105 --> 01:00:54.230
Your hair. Dude, awesome.
01:00:57.771 --> 01:01:02.730
Welcome to the 25th annual
SASA winter formal and date auction.
01:01:04.646 --> 01:01:08.813
Unfortunately, the board decided
not to have us host this year.
01:01:08.896 --> 01:01:10.355
Which is absurd!
01:01:10.438 --> 01:01:12.896
Welcome your new host for this evening,
01:01:12.980 --> 01:01:14.605
Professor Latif.
01:01:15.188 --> 01:01:16.563
Have fun.
01:01:16.646 --> 01:01:18.896
- Hey. Thank you. I, uh…
- That girl's scary.
01:01:18.980 --> 01:01:20.480
I don't love the optics of this either.
01:01:20.563 --> 01:01:22.730
Let's try to get through tonight
as quickly as possible
01:01:22.813 --> 01:01:23.938
and let's not have a lawsuit.
01:01:24.021 --> 01:01:28.896
Up first, he is captain of Masala,
the all-male Hindi a cappella team.
01:01:28.980 --> 01:01:31.605
Give it up for Gaurav Sen-Gupta.
01:01:32.855 --> 01:01:34.563
Gaurav likes capoeira,
01:01:34.646 --> 01:01:37.105
and he thinks
Timothée Chalamet is a psyop.
01:01:37.188 --> 01:01:39.563
Okay. Let's start at $20,
and I'm being generous.
01:01:40.980 --> 01:01:42.021
Sold for 20!
01:01:43.063 --> 01:01:46.730
He is into mysticism, hexes, and curses.
01:01:46.813 --> 01:01:48.938
Yes! There we go! Sold for $30!
01:01:49.021 --> 01:01:51.021
There's someone for everyone here, folks.
01:01:51.105 --> 01:01:53.438
Guys, she's pre-med. Buy the stock low.
01:01:53.521 --> 01:01:54.688
Thank you! $60!
01:01:54.771 --> 01:01:56.146
Sold for $30.
01:01:56.230 --> 01:01:57.771
Sold to the pervert in the back!
01:01:57.855 --> 01:02:00.605
Okay, we're moving.
Let's give it up for Team Agni.
01:02:00.688 --> 01:02:03.771
All right, it is a school event.
Let's stand up, please. Thank you.
01:02:03.855 --> 01:02:06.521
- Take it off, white boy!
- No, keep it on, please.
01:02:07.021 --> 01:02:09.021
And now for the men over six feet.
01:02:09.105 --> 01:02:11.063
We start with 20. 30. 35. I'll take 40.
01:02:11.146 --> 01:02:12.521
40… 70!
01:02:12.605 --> 01:02:13.771
They're into it.
01:02:13.855 --> 01:02:15.855
I know. Imagine what his mirror is like.
01:02:15.938 --> 01:02:17.146
He is really into himself.
01:02:17.230 --> 01:02:19.105
As Indians, we have a problem staring.
01:02:19.188 --> 01:02:20.605
But, uh, this is a lot.
01:02:21.563 --> 01:02:22.980
But it could be good.
01:02:23.063 --> 01:02:25.646
In the sense
that she will see you for who you are.
01:02:25.730 --> 01:02:28.938
There we go. Thank you. I haven't seen her
blink yet, but you did the right thing.
01:02:29.021 --> 01:02:31.188
Guys, you get two women
for the price of one.
01:02:31.271 --> 01:02:33.188
Don't think… Scratch that.
01:02:33.271 --> 01:02:34.355
320! 320!
01:02:34.438 --> 01:02:36.355
- 340! 340!
- Yeah!
01:02:36.438 --> 01:02:38.396
360 up here.
01:02:38.480 --> 01:02:39.313
400!
01:02:39.896 --> 01:02:41.563
Sold for 400!
01:02:41.646 --> 01:02:43.980
- Maya, you're on deck.
- We gotta close out big.
01:02:44.063 --> 01:02:46.355
- Sorry. Okay.
- Here we go. Let's keep going.
01:02:47.105 --> 01:02:49.230
Up next, we have Maya Krishnaraj.
01:02:53.271 --> 01:02:54.646
- Maya.
- Huh?
01:02:55.646 --> 01:02:57.896
Maya Krishnaraj, you guys.
01:02:58.480 --> 01:03:01.563
Uh, Maya is a freshman comp sci major,
01:03:01.646 --> 01:03:05.105
and her favorite snack
is Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
01:03:05.188 --> 01:03:06.271
So…
01:03:07.313 --> 01:03:09.063
Let's start at $20.
01:03:09.146 --> 01:03:10.396
Um… Sorry, sorry.
01:03:10.480 --> 01:03:11.563
Uh, sorry.
01:03:11.646 --> 01:03:15.188
One sec. Can… can I just say real quick,
like, real quick…
01:03:15.271 --> 01:03:16.355
Um…
01:03:17.271 --> 01:03:20.355
This is weird, right?
01:03:20.438 --> 01:03:22.230
Like, what are we doing?
01:03:22.313 --> 01:03:26.021
I thought date auctions were canceled,
like with plantation weddings and stuff.
01:03:26.105 --> 01:03:30.063
Uh… so, you know, I… I just think
we should maybe do a little soul-searching
01:03:30.146 --> 01:03:31.396
and ask ourselves,
01:03:31.896 --> 01:03:33.688
why are we so okay with this?
01:03:34.271 --> 01:03:37.313
Are we not a part of the problem?
01:03:37.396 --> 01:03:38.563
Is this
01:03:39.646 --> 01:03:42.230
our plantation?
01:03:44.521 --> 01:03:49.021
- Yeah.
- Thank you so much, Maya, for that… poem.
01:03:49.521 --> 01:03:53.563
Let's start at $20. $20.
01:03:53.646 --> 01:03:57.063
The princess has arrived!
01:03:57.605 --> 01:03:58.938
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
01:03:59.021 --> 01:04:01.063
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
01:04:01.146 --> 01:04:03.855
Okay, why don't you do this
every time I come into a room?
01:04:03.938 --> 01:04:09.688
'Cause you just brought our total haul
to $3,020! We're going to Berkeley!
01:04:12.230 --> 01:04:14.646
We're gonna give
the University of Spoiled Children
01:04:14.730 --> 01:04:16.355
something they should've gotten
growing up.
01:04:16.438 --> 01:04:19.521
- A proper ass-whoopin'!
- Aaah!
01:04:19.605 --> 01:04:21.021
Whoo!
01:04:21.855 --> 01:04:23.230
Fifteen. Let's do fif--
01:04:23.313 --> 01:04:26.396
- Okay, can we please just stop? Please.
- Guys, repeat after me.
01:04:26.480 --> 01:04:29.438
"I bid $50 for a date with Maya."
01:04:29.521 --> 01:04:31.271
Eww!
01:04:31.355 --> 01:04:33.313
Okay. That's not what I meant.
01:04:33.396 --> 01:04:36.438
That is something I would say
if I weren't her teacher.
01:04:36.521 --> 01:04:39.188
You can bid on her because she's an adult.
01:04:39.271 --> 01:04:41.896
In the sense that she's barely… legal.
01:04:41.980 --> 01:04:43.855
- Uh, scratch that.
- Jesus Christ.
01:04:43.938 --> 01:04:45.771
Someone please bid, for the love of God.
01:04:45.855 --> 01:04:47.021
A thousand dollars.
01:04:49.146 --> 01:04:50.521
I'm sorry, how much?
01:04:52.063 --> 01:04:54.063
A thousand… dollars.
01:04:54.146 --> 01:04:56.813
A thousand dollars,
going once, going twice…
01:04:56.896 --> 01:04:59.313
Maya, sold for a thousand dollars.
01:04:59.396 --> 01:05:00.396
Uh…
01:05:00.480 --> 01:05:03.605
Whatever you have recorded
on your phone, please just delete.
01:05:08.938 --> 01:05:11.188
Maya! Maya.
01:05:16.063 --> 01:05:17.230
I thought you had work.
01:05:18.021 --> 01:05:19.438
Yeah, I got off early.
01:05:19.521 --> 01:05:22.146
It was either date auction
or Frisbee on the quad.
01:05:22.771 --> 01:05:26.230
But my Frisbee privileges
haven't been reinstated yet, so…
01:05:26.313 --> 01:05:28.730
Okay, well, you didn't have to drop
a thousand dollars.
01:05:28.813 --> 01:05:31.896
I don't know what to tell you.
It was more fun than I thought, you know?
01:05:32.396 --> 01:05:33.688
Right. Then you know what?
01:05:33.771 --> 01:05:35.771
You can just go back in there.
Get a refund.
01:05:35.855 --> 01:05:37.980
I'm pretty sure they said
all transactions are final.
01:05:38.730 --> 01:05:39.980
Well, then, you know what?
01:05:41.396 --> 01:05:43.521
I think you got a pretty raw deal.
01:05:45.896 --> 01:05:47.438
Yeah, well, you know what I think?
01:05:50.480 --> 01:05:53.063
I think you are an absolute steal.
01:06:04.396 --> 01:06:05.730
So, how about that date?
01:06:06.563 --> 01:06:08.021
Like… like, now?
01:06:08.105 --> 01:06:10.688
- I'm sorry, did you wanna go back inside?
- No. I just…
01:06:10.771 --> 01:06:13.855
Don't let me forget. I have to do
a comp sci quiz before midnight.
01:06:13.938 --> 01:06:16.938
Oh, I was actually gonna suggest that
as our date night activity.
01:06:17.938 --> 01:06:20.146
- Oh, were you really, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
01:06:21.480 --> 01:06:22.980
Who knew Minions had money?
01:06:23.438 --> 01:06:25.021
It's a collective fund.
01:06:25.105 --> 01:06:26.688
We're unionized.
01:06:27.813 --> 01:06:30.146
Okay, I clearly need another drink.
01:06:30.230 --> 01:06:32.521
Well, you're in luck,
'cause I owe you one.
01:06:32.605 --> 01:06:33.605
For what?
01:06:34.188 --> 01:06:37.938
For losing our bet.
I gotta give Maya credit for showing up.
01:06:39.146 --> 01:06:40.730
- Oh crap.
- What?
01:06:40.813 --> 01:06:42.396
- Crap!
- What?
01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:45.730
- Crap! Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
- Anjali?
01:06:56.730 --> 01:06:57.730
Maya.
01:06:59.230 --> 01:07:01.105
Maya! Hey!
01:07:02.646 --> 01:07:03.646
What's up?
01:07:05.396 --> 01:07:06.646
Uh, I saved you a seat.
01:07:06.730 --> 01:07:09.646
Oh, I came late, so sat up front.
01:07:09.730 --> 01:07:12.563
Yeah. You got home pretty late last night.
01:07:12.646 --> 01:07:13.646
Yeah.
01:07:14.938 --> 01:07:16.896
I… I was just worried, is all.
01:07:17.521 --> 01:07:19.605
It's all good. I gotta run.
01:07:21.396 --> 01:07:24.896
Maya! Okay, Maya. Maya,
I am so, so sorry about the date auction.
01:07:24.980 --> 01:07:27.771
- I don't know what happened.
- You bailed on me. Not complicated.
01:07:27.855 --> 01:07:30.480
No, no, no, I was planning on coming back,
but everyone kept going--
01:07:30.563 --> 01:07:32.063
- I just--
- You promised to be my safety.
01:07:32.146 --> 01:07:35.771
- But got smashed with your friend group.
- Maya, I'm sorry! I know, I'm sorry, okay?
01:07:36.563 --> 01:07:37.730
Uh…
01:07:37.813 --> 01:07:39.521
Anj? Hey, hey. What's wrong?
01:07:43.855 --> 01:07:46.271
I don't wanna make this about me.
I'm sorry.
01:07:51.105 --> 01:07:53.771
Hey, hey, it's okay. It's okay.
Come on. It's okay.
01:07:57.771 --> 01:08:01.188
I don't understand how this happened.
I aced this week's homework.
01:08:01.271 --> 01:08:03.688
You did my quiz,
and then I wake up to this email.
01:08:05.480 --> 01:08:08.646
No, yeah, totally.
I mean, it has to be some kind of mix-up.
01:08:08.730 --> 01:08:09.980
- Sure.
- Right? It has to be.
01:08:10.063 --> 01:08:12.521
We just gotta fix it
before my mom finds out.
01:08:20.980 --> 01:08:25.146
When your dad left,
everybody in the family blamed me.
01:08:25.230 --> 01:08:28.105
I was too intense, too controlling.
01:08:28.188 --> 01:08:29.521
I drove him away.
01:08:30.938 --> 01:08:33.771
The world is not forgiving to women.
01:08:33.855 --> 01:08:37.230
It judges us on how we look, how we talk,
01:08:37.313 --> 01:08:39.146
how ambitious we are.
01:08:39.230 --> 01:08:45.730
The only thing that allows you
to not give a shit what anyone thinks
01:08:46.563 --> 01:08:47.855
is your degree.
01:08:47.938 --> 01:08:49.688
It's your leverage.
01:08:51.813 --> 01:08:53.271
And I won't let you squander it.
01:08:56.146 --> 01:08:58.355
You have until the end of the quarter.
01:08:58.438 --> 01:08:59.855
And if you don't get your grades up,
01:08:59.938 --> 01:09:02.480
you're gonna be finishing the year
at community college.
01:09:07.105 --> 01:09:10.563
- I'm so sorry.
- Mm-mm. It's not your fault.
01:09:11.271 --> 01:09:12.980
I think it might be my fault.
01:09:13.855 --> 01:09:14.730
Hmm?
01:09:15.396 --> 01:09:16.813
I forgot to do your quiz.
01:09:17.896 --> 01:09:21.646
I am so sorry.
It was a complete accident, I swear.
01:09:22.146 --> 01:09:26.813
It's just… Arjun wanted to hang out late,
and I lost track of time.
01:09:27.396 --> 01:09:29.771
Anj, look. Seriously, I am so sorry.
01:09:29.855 --> 01:09:30.855
Mmm.
01:09:34.563 --> 01:09:35.563
It's okay.
01:09:37.521 --> 01:09:38.521
It's okay.
01:09:39.355 --> 01:09:41.855
Uh… Hey, uh, where… where are you going?
01:09:41.938 --> 01:09:42.855
I just…
01:09:43.938 --> 01:09:45.146
I just need some air.
01:09:51.605 --> 01:09:53.146
Breathe out, deep breath.
01:09:53.230 --> 01:09:55.021
- This will center you.
- This is so good.
01:09:55.105 --> 01:09:56.813
You've been using it for a while now.
01:09:56.896 --> 01:09:59.688
Okay, a little bit higher. To the left.
01:09:59.771 --> 01:10:01.396
All right, listen up, everyone.
01:10:02.730 --> 01:10:04.813
As you may have noticed,
Anjali is not here,
01:10:04.896 --> 01:10:06.855
and she won't be for the rest of the year.
01:10:07.355 --> 01:10:08.688
Because she quit.
01:10:08.771 --> 01:10:10.980
- Oh my God.
- It's Lyme disease, isn't it?
01:10:11.063 --> 01:10:12.188
Academic probation.
01:10:13.396 --> 01:10:15.355
That's real?
01:10:15.438 --> 01:10:18.646
Obviously, this puts us in a tough spot
with Berkeley a few weeks out.
01:10:18.730 --> 01:10:20.105
Who's gonna fill in?
01:10:20.188 --> 01:10:21.480
According to the rules,
01:10:21.563 --> 01:10:24.396
the person who came in second for lead
gets bumped up.
01:10:24.480 --> 01:10:27.438
In our case, that person is Maya.
01:10:30.855 --> 01:10:32.938
Six, seven, eight!
01:10:33.021 --> 01:10:35.730
One and two and three and four!
01:10:35.813 --> 01:10:37.771
Ronak, work that entrance!
01:10:37.855 --> 01:10:41.605
- Little present for holdin' on so long
- …where you change M…
01:10:41.688 --> 01:10:43.563
I could not bear the thought of it
01:10:43.646 --> 01:10:45.646
- Two days ago…
- …you would calculate…
01:10:45.730 --> 01:10:48.396
- Five, six, seven, eight!
- Don't think I would forgive myself
01:10:48.480 --> 01:10:51.146
…and then calculate F
based on this new value.
01:10:52.396 --> 01:10:54.521
Dimple, be on time for once, yeah?
01:10:57.105 --> 01:10:59.146
Bro, this is not my job.
This is Harry's job.
01:10:59.230 --> 01:11:01.605
- Shut up, Vishal. I got it.
- You sure, bro?
01:11:01.688 --> 01:11:03.688
- Bro, your legs are shivering.
- Oh my God.
01:11:03.771 --> 01:11:05.563
Go in. You know what, go in…
01:11:05.646 --> 01:11:08.813
Man, I tried to find someone
to sub in for my shift, but…
01:11:08.896 --> 01:11:10.146
- Dude. Stop.
- No.
01:11:10.230 --> 01:11:11.230
You're all good.
01:11:11.855 --> 01:11:15.646
Yeah, but you're finally lead.
I wanna see you on stage doin' your thang.
01:11:15.730 --> 01:11:18.230
Mm. Well, if you wanna see me
"doin' my thang,"
01:11:18.313 --> 01:11:20.146
then you can watch the live stream.
01:11:20.646 --> 01:11:22.521
No. No, no. That made me
sound like a cam girl.
01:11:22.605 --> 01:11:26.021
You know what?
It did, but I would watch it anyway.
01:11:27.563 --> 01:11:28.896
Okay, now Harry shows up.
01:11:28.980 --> 01:11:30.105
- When we're almost done.
- Go!
01:11:30.188 --> 01:11:32.563
- Think fast.
- Says the guy who isn't under…
01:11:32.646 --> 01:11:34.480
- Um…
- The reason we were late…
01:11:34.563 --> 01:11:37.313
I'm not really good at the PDA thing.
01:11:38.313 --> 01:11:39.605
Cool. Yeah.
01:11:39.688 --> 01:11:41.021
- But…
- It's fine.
01:11:41.521 --> 01:11:43.938
- I will call you when I get there?
- Yes.
01:11:44.438 --> 01:11:45.563
- All right.
- Okay.
01:11:46.063 --> 01:11:48.271
- Kick some ass at Berkeley.
- Will do.
01:11:48.355 --> 01:11:49.813
…this right now…
01:11:49.896 --> 01:11:50.771
- Hey!
- Hey!
01:11:51.396 --> 01:11:52.521
- Oh.
- Oh!
01:11:54.980 --> 01:11:55.855
- Here you go.
- Oh.
01:11:55.938 --> 01:11:58.021
Dude, you did not have
to get it dry-cleaned. Thanks!
01:11:58.105 --> 01:11:59.730
- Are you kidding? It was gross.
- Rotate.
01:11:59.813 --> 01:12:01.896
Well, I will see you when I get back.
01:12:01.980 --> 01:12:04.021
- It's a square. Doesn't matter.
- Break a leg.
01:12:04.105 --> 01:12:05.896
- Only one direction it can go.
- Thanks.
01:12:05.980 --> 01:12:08.146
- Come out.
- Is that everything?
01:12:08.230 --> 01:12:09.855
- One more thing.
- What?
01:12:09.938 --> 01:12:10.771
Wait.
01:12:10.855 --> 01:12:12.188
Yo, what the fuck?
01:12:12.271 --> 01:12:13.271
Idiot.
01:12:13.896 --> 01:12:15.105
See ya!
01:12:15.188 --> 01:12:16.896
Open the door. This is trafficking!
01:12:34.063 --> 01:12:36.855
UCLA brought it this time!
01:12:36.938 --> 01:12:38.438
Let's go!
01:12:41.313 --> 01:12:42.980
- Hey!
- Hey!
01:12:43.605 --> 01:12:45.646
It wasn't our best,
but should be good enough to place
01:12:45.730 --> 01:12:47.146
based off of the teams we've seen.
01:12:47.771 --> 01:12:51.396
Come on, that was more than good enough!
That was fantastic!
01:12:51.480 --> 01:12:53.605
Let's go! Yeah!
01:12:53.688 --> 01:12:56.021
Good job, guys. Good job.
01:12:56.105 --> 01:12:57.688
UCLA! UCLA!
01:12:57.771 --> 01:13:00.730
Okay, y'all. We got one final act.
01:13:00.813 --> 01:13:04.813
They've got Wranglers on their booty
and spurs on their jutti.
01:13:04.896 --> 01:13:07.646
Make some noise for UT Dallas!
01:13:09.646 --> 01:13:12.771
Praise the Lord
For Southern women, crispy chicken
01:13:12.855 --> 01:13:15.271
Praise the Lord for East Atlanta
01:13:15.355 --> 01:13:17.230
Country Grammar and my nana
01:13:17.313 --> 01:13:19.563
I might turn up on Saturday
01:13:19.646 --> 01:13:21.355
But first thing Sunday morn'
01:13:21.438 --> 01:13:23.105
I praise the Lord
01:13:23.938 --> 01:13:28.105
Praise the Lord for Southern women
Hemi engines, crispy chicken
01:13:29.105 --> 01:13:30.896
I might turn up on Saturday
01:13:30.980 --> 01:13:32.771
But first thing Sunday morn'
01:13:32.855 --> 01:13:34.438
I praise the Lord
01:13:44.271 --> 01:13:46.313
Holy shit, these guys are good.
01:13:46.396 --> 01:13:47.688
And kind of hot.
01:13:47.771 --> 01:13:49.771
Their smoke too tough,
their swag too different.
01:13:49.855 --> 01:13:52.771
Yeah, only 'cause they got their swag
from somebody else.
01:13:52.855 --> 01:13:54.105
What are you talking about?
01:13:54.188 --> 01:13:57.271
They totally ripped this choreo from
Quick Style. We gotta say something.
01:13:57.355 --> 01:13:58.480
You should file a complaint!
01:13:58.563 --> 01:14:01.396
Maya, I'm not in the mood
for one of your crusades, okay?
01:14:01.480 --> 01:14:03.355
Dude, you're the team captain.
01:14:03.438 --> 01:14:05.646
You're the only one who can do it,
so just talk--
01:14:05.730 --> 01:14:07.063
Maya, just drop it.
01:14:10.063 --> 01:14:11.105
Okay.
01:14:13.813 --> 01:14:16.480
UCLA's season is over!
01:14:16.563 --> 01:14:19.063
They ended up taking third place!
Let's go!
01:14:19.146 --> 01:14:21.230
But nationally, they're 11th,
01:14:21.313 --> 01:14:24.605
just shy of the top ten,
which means, despite a killer show,
01:14:24.688 --> 01:14:28.230
UCLA will not be going
to Best of the Best.
01:14:28.313 --> 01:14:30.146
Second place went to the Dallas Bandits,
01:14:30.230 --> 01:14:32.230
I'm here with the fools
who took first place.
01:14:32.313 --> 01:14:34.480
No surprise, it is USC Tamasha!
01:14:34.563 --> 01:14:36.188
- How do you feel?
- Amazing.
01:14:36.271 --> 01:14:39.063
But first, I wanna say
none of this would have been possible
01:14:39.146 --> 01:14:40.396
without my friends at the Gap.
01:14:40.480 --> 01:14:42.646
Get 10% off with the promo code Selena.
01:14:42.730 --> 01:14:45.688
S-E-L-E-N-A.
01:14:46.896 --> 01:14:48.271
Everybody move
01:14:49.146 --> 01:14:50.438
Everybody
01:14:51.521 --> 01:14:52.938
Everybody move
01:14:53.896 --> 01:14:55.230
Everybody…
01:15:02.021 --> 01:15:03.605
Johnnie Walker Black.
01:15:03.688 --> 01:15:07.105
The only sensible drink
for a sad Indian man.
01:15:07.188 --> 01:15:08.521
What's up? Shots!
01:15:09.688 --> 01:15:10.646
What's going on?
01:15:10.730 --> 01:15:13.438
We still got third!
We should be celebrating!
01:15:13.521 --> 01:15:15.563
- Maya, come here!
- Guys.
01:15:15.646 --> 01:15:17.105
Scoresheet from tonight.
01:15:17.188 --> 01:15:20.521
I need to kill a part of my brain
to make this make sense.
01:15:20.605 --> 01:15:23.313
Dallas got a nine for their choreo,
01:15:23.396 --> 01:15:24.688
that they stole!
01:15:24.771 --> 01:15:27.855
And we got, what, a seven?
How does that make any sense?
01:15:27.938 --> 01:15:29.271
I mean, I crushed my solo.
01:15:29.355 --> 01:15:31.980
Yeah, your solo hit,
but the team also killed it.
01:15:32.063 --> 01:15:33.438
We got a nine on formations.
01:15:33.521 --> 01:15:36.188
Totally. You and Harry finally hit
that center formation.
01:15:36.271 --> 01:15:38.771
You missed it all week
but you showed up when it mattered.
01:15:38.855 --> 01:15:39.855
Okay, thanks.
01:15:39.938 --> 01:15:43.063
And, Sumi, your face, so much better.
01:15:43.146 --> 01:15:46.730
Usually, you look like you're trying
to pass a kidney stone, but it was good.
01:15:46.813 --> 01:15:48.938
- It was good.
- You're too kind.
01:15:49.021 --> 01:15:52.063
Okay, let's hit the dance floor.
I'm done feeling like a loser.
01:15:52.146 --> 01:15:54.730
Guys, guys, come on. Don't be butt-hurt.
01:15:55.438 --> 01:15:57.813
Guys! Harry, you did it.
01:15:57.896 --> 01:15:58.855
Maya.
01:16:01.896 --> 01:16:04.938
Noice. That's some top-notch leadership.
01:16:06.771 --> 01:16:09.313
- I was just being real.
- Oh, we're being real now?
01:16:10.230 --> 01:16:13.855
All right, let's be real.
This was my last chance to beat USC.
01:16:14.938 --> 01:16:17.646
- And you blew it for me.
- Dude, what the hell are you smoking?
01:16:18.355 --> 01:16:20.646
You're the reason
why we fell so far in the rankings.
01:16:20.730 --> 01:16:22.271
Really?
01:16:22.355 --> 01:16:25.105
'Cause we would have gotten first
in San Diego
01:16:25.188 --> 01:16:28.521
if you had just let me
turn on the doli carriage, but no.
01:16:28.605 --> 01:16:31.771
No. It's always your way or no way at all.
01:16:31.855 --> 01:16:35.521
That is so rich coming from the person
whose only setting is open hostility.
01:16:35.605 --> 01:16:37.855
'Cause I don't fall in line
like your kiss-ass groupies?
01:16:37.938 --> 01:16:40.938
No. 'Cause you don't even try
to be a team player, Maya.
01:16:41.563 --> 01:16:42.563
Mmm.
01:16:43.146 --> 01:16:44.146
Yeah.
01:16:44.980 --> 01:16:46.438
Nah. See,
01:16:46.938 --> 01:16:51.271
what you actually said
was that I don't have lead energy.
01:16:52.313 --> 01:16:55.980
And that I'm impossible…
01:16:56.646 --> 01:16:57.938
to control.
01:17:01.105 --> 01:17:03.188
Yo! No way, no way!
01:17:03.271 --> 01:17:06.396
Dallas has been disqualified
for plagiarism. They're out. We're in.
01:17:06.480 --> 01:17:07.980
- What?
- Can't be real.
01:17:08.063 --> 01:17:09.730
- Wait, what?
- We got in!
01:17:09.813 --> 01:17:12.063
Dallas got disqualified!
01:17:13.605 --> 01:17:15.438
Oh my God!
01:17:17.146 --> 01:17:19.646
You reported them.
You actually listened to me.
01:17:19.730 --> 01:17:22.771
I didn't think it would even work!
But you were right!
01:17:22.855 --> 01:17:25.355
- You were right!
- Guys!
01:17:26.146 --> 01:17:28.355
We just got into Best of the Best!
01:17:30.771 --> 01:17:34.813
Leave it with delusions
There's one more appealing
01:17:34.896 --> 01:17:37.313
One that could save us both
01:17:37.396 --> 01:17:42.146
Strangers can't do this
Turn your pain into music
01:17:42.230 --> 01:17:46.938
I'm your solution
One that could save us both…
01:17:47.021 --> 01:17:48.063
I'm sorry.
01:17:49.646 --> 01:17:51.688
I should've never taken the lead from you.
01:17:52.355 --> 01:17:55.313
We… we wouldn't be here without you.
01:18:10.771 --> 01:18:13.896
UCLA is going to Best of the Best!
01:18:13.980 --> 01:18:15.188
Whoo!
01:18:15.271 --> 01:18:17.938
They spent the night getting shwasted.
01:18:18.021 --> 01:18:21.355
But I was lucky enough
to get some one-on-one time
01:18:21.438 --> 01:18:23.396
with Agni's newest badass, Maya,
01:18:23.480 --> 01:18:25.521
formerly known as Drone Strike,
01:18:25.605 --> 01:18:27.646
and, girl, you've come a long way.
01:18:27.730 --> 01:18:29.938
That is right.
Head bitch in charge over here.
01:18:30.021 --> 01:18:33.563
- And let's just say it's about time.
- You just became lead, right?
01:18:33.646 --> 01:18:35.938
There was that other girl, Anjali.
Super cute, by the way.
01:18:36.021 --> 01:18:37.730
But she had that whole prop mishap.
01:18:37.813 --> 01:18:40.313
A lotta followers wanna know,
is that why you replaced her, or…
01:18:40.396 --> 01:18:42.480
No, she's on academic probation.
01:18:42.980 --> 01:18:46.855
Which is not to say she's dumb.
01:18:46.938 --> 01:18:49.396
She's super smart. It's just,
you know, you get a bad quarter.
01:18:49.480 --> 01:18:51.605
For sure, yeah.
Well, Horny4Dance wants to know,
01:18:51.688 --> 01:18:54.355
"Will Anjali be back
for the championship? She's so hot."
01:18:54.438 --> 01:18:57.646
Okay, yo, Horny4Dance,
stop being a horndog. Okay?
01:18:57.730 --> 01:19:00.396
It's not a beauty contest.
It's about talent.
01:19:01.813 --> 01:19:03.855
I know what you need
01:19:03.938 --> 01:19:06.271
You talk in your sleep…
01:19:07.896 --> 01:19:09.605
- Hey.
- Hey!
01:19:10.105 --> 01:19:12.688
What are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be celebrating?
01:19:12.771 --> 01:19:17.230
Oh, I did enough of that last night.
I just came by to drop off some tools.
01:19:18.563 --> 01:19:19.563
Thanks.
01:19:21.980 --> 01:19:22.855
Hey.
01:19:23.438 --> 01:19:25.105
Hey! What's up?
01:19:27.230 --> 01:19:28.563
I don't know what this is.
01:19:28.646 --> 01:19:32.188
You're saying you wanna hang,
but then you're always pulling away.
01:19:32.855 --> 01:19:34.480
And then you're all over Ronak.
01:19:35.271 --> 01:19:36.688
What are you talking about?
01:19:36.771 --> 01:19:38.521
I saw the video, Maya.
01:19:39.313 --> 01:19:40.605
What video?
01:19:41.771 --> 01:19:44.355
The one of you and Ronak… dancing.
01:19:44.855 --> 01:19:46.188
All over my socials.
01:19:46.271 --> 01:19:48.438
But you're not on socials.
01:19:48.521 --> 01:19:50.896
I used my old iPhone
to live stream your competition.
01:19:50.980 --> 01:19:54.480
Okay, listen. Everyone else was
also there. Ronak actually said sorry.
01:19:54.563 --> 01:19:55.896
He shits on you all year.
01:19:56.605 --> 01:19:58.563
Kicks you off the fricking team, and what?
01:19:58.646 --> 01:20:00.563
One apology
and now you're his biggest fan?
01:20:01.146 --> 01:20:02.438
- Great.
- Hey, Arjun.
01:20:02.521 --> 01:20:06.021
Okay, just listen.
Okay, look. Ronak means nothing to me.
01:20:06.105 --> 01:20:08.230
Yeah, but his approval
means everything to you.
01:20:08.313 --> 01:20:10.771
You care so much
about what everybody else thinks,
01:20:10.855 --> 01:20:12.855
except for the people
that actually care about you.
01:20:12.938 --> 01:20:14.938
So, you know what?
Good luck with Best of the Best.
01:20:15.021 --> 01:20:16.688
But I gotta get back to work.
01:20:24.313 --> 01:20:26.980
What's up? This is Jelly Cat!
Leave a message.
01:20:29.563 --> 01:20:30.396
Anj?
01:20:41.146 --> 01:20:42.646
That's it.
01:20:42.730 --> 01:20:44.438
That's it. I need to see you turn.
01:20:44.521 --> 01:20:47.646
Was this in the dorm room
that you guys shared before you put it on?
01:20:47.730 --> 01:20:51.021
Honestly, you should take off
anything that touched her, that she wore.
01:20:51.105 --> 01:20:53.938
Let's just cleanse the energy of Maya.
You know?
01:20:54.021 --> 01:20:55.688
You want me to take my clothes off?
01:20:55.771 --> 01:20:58.021
Anj? You there?
01:20:58.646 --> 01:21:00.105
What do you want, Maya?
01:21:00.688 --> 01:21:03.021
- I just wanna talk to Anjali.
- She's not here.
01:21:03.105 --> 01:21:05.646
- She doesn't wanna talk to you!
- Shut up, Deeps!
01:21:05.730 --> 01:21:06.646
Sorry.
01:21:06.730 --> 01:21:10.605
Please, Anj. Okay? I just wanna talk.
Okay? Just let me explain.
01:21:10.688 --> 01:21:13.813
I don't need you to explain shit to me.
I can understand a video.
01:21:13.896 --> 01:21:15.646
Nothing happened between Ronak and me.
01:21:15.730 --> 01:21:18.480
Oh, please!
That is so not what I'm mad about!
01:21:18.563 --> 01:21:21.188
Is it the interview? Anj, I'm sorry, okay?
01:21:21.271 --> 01:21:24.521
She hit me with a weird question,
and I was just trying to defend you.
01:21:24.605 --> 01:21:28.146
You basically said I'm an idiot
who can't dance to the entire world.
01:21:28.230 --> 01:21:29.438
That's not what I said.
01:21:29.521 --> 01:21:31.355
God, you always do this!
01:21:31.438 --> 01:21:34.605
You screw things up, and I'm the one
that gets left holding the bag!
01:21:35.105 --> 01:21:37.980
Okay, so I'm the only one
who's making mistakes?
01:21:38.063 --> 01:21:41.771
You haven't left me hanging?
You haven't had my back all year!
01:21:42.355 --> 01:21:43.313
All year?
01:21:43.396 --> 01:21:46.313
Ever since you got lead,
you have ditched me for Ronak
01:21:46.396 --> 01:21:48.313
and Thing One and Thing Dumb over here.
01:21:48.396 --> 01:21:49.605
- What the hell?
- Whoa!
01:21:49.688 --> 01:21:52.271
Of course,
there's always someone else to blame!
01:21:52.355 --> 01:21:54.355
You never, ever take accountability!
01:21:54.438 --> 01:21:57.355
Enlighten me, Anj.
What have I not taken accountability for?
01:21:57.438 --> 01:21:59.480
How about stealing lead from me?
01:22:01.146 --> 01:22:02.480
What are you talking about?
01:22:02.563 --> 01:22:05.688
Yeah, sure,
you accidentally forgot to do my quiz,
01:22:05.771 --> 01:22:07.563
which coincidentally made you lead.
01:22:07.646 --> 01:22:10.313
I mean, how stupid do you think I am?
01:22:11.230 --> 01:22:12.938
I would never do that to you.
01:22:13.021 --> 01:22:14.605
That's what I thought.
01:22:15.396 --> 01:22:19.396
I thought
my best friend would always have my back.
01:22:20.521 --> 01:22:22.313
Till I saw you all over Ronak.
01:22:22.396 --> 01:22:24.438
Oh my God, I knew
you were still pissed about that!
01:22:24.521 --> 01:22:25.521
I didn't love it!
01:22:25.605 --> 01:22:28.188
I'm telling you we were all just dancing.
We were drunk.
01:22:28.271 --> 01:22:30.813
We were celebrating, okay?
It meant nothing!
01:22:30.896 --> 01:22:33.521
Obviously,
Ronak would never have done that sober!
01:22:35.521 --> 01:22:38.355
Right. Because how could someone like him
01:22:38.438 --> 01:22:41.146
ever dance with someone like me
in the right state of mind?
01:22:41.230 --> 01:22:44.980
Oh my God, that is so not what I said!
Don't turn this into a pity party
01:22:45.063 --> 01:22:48.188
to distract from the fact you just
can't handle that I won lead over you.
01:22:48.271 --> 01:22:50.730
You were never supposed to be lead
in the first place!
01:22:51.480 --> 01:22:54.813
- What are you talking about?
- Why don't you ask your best friends?
01:22:56.146 --> 01:22:57.313
Maya, don't.
01:22:57.396 --> 01:22:59.021
I was never gonna tell you,
01:22:59.730 --> 01:23:01.813
but I got more votes than you.
01:23:02.396 --> 01:23:05.730
But they made you lead
because you have more lead energy.
01:23:06.313 --> 01:23:08.438
Wonder what they meant by that, huh?
01:23:09.438 --> 01:23:11.563
That's why you got lead.
01:23:11.646 --> 01:23:14.396
That's why you get everything.
01:23:14.480 --> 01:23:15.938
That's not true.
01:23:18.605 --> 01:23:19.563
Is it?
01:23:20.771 --> 01:23:25.730
It is so exhausting
having to stand next to you.
01:23:25.813 --> 01:23:29.146
You are so easy to like. I'm not.
01:23:29.813 --> 01:23:33.771
I have to work so much harder
to get far less.
01:23:35.271 --> 01:23:36.896
But the worst part is,
01:23:36.980 --> 01:23:39.105
the part that really sucks,
01:23:40.855 --> 01:23:45.396
is that my own… best friend
can't see that.
01:23:48.480 --> 01:23:50.396
You were always telling me to let shit go.
01:23:51.896 --> 01:23:52.896
Okay.
01:23:54.313 --> 01:23:55.313
Fine.
01:23:56.480 --> 01:23:57.980
You can have lead,
01:23:58.063 --> 01:24:00.271
because I… quit.
01:24:02.896 --> 01:24:04.313
That's our show, everyone.
01:24:04.396 --> 01:24:06.813
Yeah? Have a great break.
01:24:16.855 --> 01:24:19.646
And I felt what you did
01:24:19.730 --> 01:24:22.271
And I heard what you said
01:24:22.355 --> 01:24:24.896
And I felt to my core
01:24:24.980 --> 01:24:30.730
But I couldn't believe
The words I read
01:24:31.771 --> 01:24:35.688
I read
01:24:36.313 --> 01:24:37.563
Ooh
01:24:37.646 --> 01:24:40.313
The force froze me in time
01:24:40.396 --> 01:24:42.980
While you cling to the past
01:24:43.063 --> 01:24:45.480
And you missed how I've changed
01:24:45.563 --> 01:24:47.563
So you could never know
01:24:47.646 --> 01:24:51.188
Who I am
01:24:52.313 --> 01:24:56.563
I am
01:24:56.646 --> 01:24:59.063
Am
01:24:59.146 --> 01:25:01.813
Did I ever know you?
01:25:01.896 --> 01:25:04.188
I can't be sure
01:25:04.271 --> 01:25:06.271
We saw a different side
01:25:06.355 --> 01:25:09.563
What a difference time shows
01:25:09.646 --> 01:25:11.980
Did I ever know you?
01:25:12.063 --> 01:25:14.855
I can't be sure
01:25:14.938 --> 01:25:17.563
Somewhere between what was
01:25:17.646 --> 01:25:21.480
And what will be
01:25:30.396 --> 01:25:32.396
Not sure they know how to play.
01:25:36.396 --> 01:25:39.271
- Get off! Aah!
- Don't you just love child labor?
01:25:39.355 --> 01:25:42.605
Smile, Maya! Smile, kanna!
01:25:45.021 --> 01:25:47.730
Like Anjali, kanna.
Try to look like her.
01:25:52.063 --> 01:25:53.521
- Oh, food's here!
- Oh!
01:25:53.605 --> 01:25:54.813
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much!
01:25:54.896 --> 01:25:57.438
You're such a beautiful girl, Anjali.
01:25:57.521 --> 01:26:00.438
Rekha, you have such a lovely little girl.
01:26:01.896 --> 01:26:02.896
What is this?
01:26:03.396 --> 01:26:05.438
What? I like it. It's cool.
01:26:05.521 --> 01:26:08.063
Tsk! My eye!
I just wanna take one good photo.
01:26:24.480 --> 01:26:25.730
And there they are!
01:26:25.813 --> 01:26:28.521
- Mom, stop!
- Oh gosh, you guys look amazing!
01:26:28.605 --> 01:26:30.605
Everybody get in the car. Come on.
01:26:30.688 --> 01:26:32.396
Why do I always have to play the man?
01:26:42.480 --> 01:26:45.063
Yo. Welcome back from break.
01:26:45.563 --> 01:26:48.063
You missed nacho night.
Do you want a nacho?
01:26:50.063 --> 01:26:51.813
- No.
- Okay. You sure?
01:26:52.313 --> 01:26:54.896
Chip to cheese ratio is… mwah! Michelin.
01:26:56.271 --> 01:26:57.563
Oh, look at that.
01:26:57.646 --> 01:27:00.563
If you're trying to get me to join back
on the team, it's not gonna happen--
01:27:00.646 --> 01:27:01.855
Why would I do that?
01:27:02.646 --> 01:27:04.105
You chose to quit.
01:27:04.188 --> 01:27:07.771
And I respect a woman's right to choose.
01:27:10.480 --> 01:27:11.646
All right, look.
01:27:12.146 --> 01:27:14.646
You guys are better off without me,
anyway. I'm a shit lead.
01:27:14.730 --> 01:27:16.771
You're not a shit lead,
you're just a shit leader,
01:27:16.855 --> 01:27:19.980
'cause you wanted lead for yourself
so you could show up some Internet trolls.
01:27:20.063 --> 01:27:22.021
No, no, no.
You don't know what it feels like
01:27:22.105 --> 01:27:24.146
to never get the respect
that you know you deserve.
01:27:24.230 --> 01:27:27.605
Dude. Be so for real.
This isn't about Anjali.
01:27:30.980 --> 01:27:32.021
It's about this.
01:27:35.063 --> 01:27:38.605
- Ha-ha. A chip on my shoulder, really?
- Yeah, it is. Okay?
01:27:38.688 --> 01:27:40.605
It's big and delicious,
and it's the truth.
01:27:40.688 --> 01:27:42.980
And you can't see it
sitting in front of your face.
01:27:43.063 --> 01:27:45.396
You won lead, remember?
01:27:46.313 --> 01:27:47.521
We voted for you.
01:27:47.605 --> 01:27:49.646
But you're so focused on being wronged
01:27:49.730 --> 01:27:52.355
that you can't even see
what's going right.
01:27:52.438 --> 01:27:57.021
We chose you because you have vision.
You have drive. You follow your gut.
01:27:57.730 --> 01:28:01.021
You trust your instincts.
You have a total inability to shut up.
01:28:01.521 --> 01:28:03.813
And we went, "Yeah, we want more of that."
01:28:05.313 --> 01:28:07.230
And now you're choosing to bail on us.
01:28:43.563 --> 01:28:45.063
From the top!
01:28:45.146 --> 01:28:47.563
- One, two, three, four.
- What are we even doing?
01:28:47.646 --> 01:28:49.646
- We won't win.
- Feel the romance.
01:28:49.730 --> 01:28:52.230
- Okay! Where are you, Harry?
- Coming, bhai!
01:28:52.313 --> 01:28:53.855
- Oh!
- Whoa!
01:28:53.938 --> 01:28:56.146
Sorry. Oh, I'm sorry, bhai.
01:28:56.230 --> 01:28:58.355
What the hell is your problem, white boy?
01:28:58.438 --> 01:29:00.813
Hey! Do not come at him like that.
01:29:02.605 --> 01:29:05.438
I'll say whatever I want to the white boy.
01:29:05.521 --> 01:29:07.855
Yo, I have had it with this fool!
01:29:07.938 --> 01:29:10.730
Call him white boy one more time,
see what happens.
01:29:10.813 --> 01:29:13.313
Stand down, bro.
I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend!
01:29:13.396 --> 01:29:15.605
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Whoa! That's not cool.
01:29:15.688 --> 01:29:16.605
Love is love.
01:29:16.688 --> 01:29:20.396
Yeah. We accept all people,
you dumb immigrant.
01:29:20.480 --> 01:29:22.271
- That's not either.
- No one is illegal.
01:29:22.355 --> 01:29:23.438
Let's refocus.
01:29:23.521 --> 01:29:25.605
What the hell is this gora
even doing on this team?
01:29:26.355 --> 01:29:28.355
- He's not even Indian!
- Oh!
01:29:28.438 --> 01:29:31.646
Harry is the most Indian dude here.
Harry, don't listen to him.
01:29:31.730 --> 01:29:33.896
Vishal's feeble mind cannot comprehend
01:29:33.980 --> 01:29:36.230
that South Asian culture
is not a static artifact,
01:29:36.313 --> 01:29:37.646
but a living palimpsest,
01:29:37.730 --> 01:29:40.396
immune to the parochial gatekeeping
of fragile men.
01:29:45.521 --> 01:29:47.355
I don't know what she said.
01:29:47.438 --> 01:29:51.355
She called you a dumbass, dumbass.
01:29:51.438 --> 01:29:54.771
Says a loser who only made the team
on his fourth try.
01:29:54.855 --> 01:29:58.105
- Put 'em up!
- Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:29:58.188 --> 01:30:00.313
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! No! No!
- Finally, it's happening.
01:30:00.396 --> 01:30:02.146
Violence is not the answer.
01:30:02.230 --> 01:30:03.855
Time to go night-night.
01:30:03.938 --> 01:30:05.605
What the hell is going on?
01:30:05.688 --> 01:30:08.688
My God! Sumi!
Where did you get a taser from?
01:30:08.771 --> 01:30:11.480
- I won it. Church raffle.
- What?
01:30:11.563 --> 01:30:13.396
Uh… what are you all doing?
01:30:13.480 --> 01:30:16.188
Okay, what are you doing here?
I thought you quit.
01:30:16.271 --> 01:30:17.480
I came to apologize.
01:30:21.438 --> 01:30:22.480
I've been a prick.
01:30:23.396 --> 01:30:28.521
Definitely not the easiest to work with.
And I am really sorry for bailing on you.
01:30:29.146 --> 01:30:33.146
That was a shitty,
shitty thing for me to do.
01:30:34.146 --> 01:30:35.813
But I want back on the team.
01:30:37.563 --> 01:30:39.105
If you guys will have me, of course.
01:30:46.980 --> 01:30:50.188
Okay. So, you got an idea
for a new routine?
01:30:51.188 --> 01:30:55.146
What is the plan? What is the plan? Okay.
01:30:55.980 --> 01:30:58.896
Um, first, I just wanna say I…
01:31:00.605 --> 01:31:02.980
- Anjali! Come in!
- What are you doing here?
01:31:03.063 --> 01:31:05.271
- I got off probation.
- We missed you!
01:31:05.355 --> 01:31:06.480
Thanks for coming.
01:31:09.438 --> 01:31:11.021
Uh, I just wanna say,
01:31:11.771 --> 01:31:14.938
I totally understand
why we went all-in on nostalgia.
01:31:15.021 --> 01:31:17.105
Bollywood runs on nostalgia.
01:31:17.605 --> 01:31:20.980
And skin-whitening creams,
but… mostly nostalgia.
01:31:22.021 --> 01:31:27.896
And we copy the greats because it's safe.
And memories are incredibly powerful.
01:31:28.688 --> 01:31:29.813
Even the ones
01:31:30.605 --> 01:31:31.646
we wanna forget.
01:31:32.230 --> 01:31:36.480
We have got to stop obsessing
over the things we have lost.
01:31:37.063 --> 01:31:39.896
We have to stop chasing
what was stolen from us.
01:31:42.063 --> 01:31:48.146
And start focusing on the things
that no one can take away from us.
01:31:53.355 --> 01:31:56.271
Well, then I think
the only way we pull this off
01:31:56.771 --> 01:31:58.980
is if you and Anjali are the leads.
01:31:59.063 --> 01:32:01.980
- Oh. Um…
- That's not--
01:32:02.063 --> 01:32:04.938
- I don't know if logistically that--
- No. There's no time, okay?
01:32:05.021 --> 01:32:07.646
You two are the only ones
who can pick up a routine that fast.
01:32:09.105 --> 01:32:10.646
So let's put it to a vote.
01:32:11.688 --> 01:32:14.105
All those in favor of Maya and Anjali…
01:32:23.271 --> 01:32:28.521
Hey, so just so you know, file I/O
and search engines will be on the final.
01:32:29.021 --> 01:32:30.021
That's it.
01:32:30.521 --> 01:32:31.938
Maya, Anjali, hang back.
01:32:35.771 --> 01:32:39.105
So I heard you made, uh, championships.
Congrats.
01:32:42.063 --> 01:32:44.396
Look, I don't know what's goin' on
between you two
01:32:44.480 --> 01:32:47.021
and, frankly,
I'm embarrassed that I even care.
01:32:47.105 --> 01:32:48.896
But here's what I do know.
01:32:48.980 --> 01:32:53.771
In 15 years, a grand total of no one
will be talking about the drama
01:32:54.271 --> 01:32:55.771
of collegiate Bollywood dance.
01:32:55.855 --> 01:32:58.563
Because when you have a mortgage
and back pain,
01:32:58.646 --> 01:33:01.355
all you can remember is the good times.
01:33:03.355 --> 01:33:04.980
I don't even remember our routine.
01:33:05.688 --> 01:33:08.688
But every single one of those people
was at my wedding.
01:33:09.605 --> 01:33:12.480
Except that guy.
That guy is in prison for wire fraud.
01:33:12.563 --> 01:33:14.605
Look, whatever it is, just fix it.
01:33:15.188 --> 01:33:17.730
Otherwise, you're gonna miss out
on 15 years of memories,
01:33:17.813 --> 01:33:20.480
and you're not even gonna remember
why you fought in the first place.
01:33:27.563 --> 01:33:29.771
Welcome to Best of the Best!
01:33:30.605 --> 01:33:35.146
Tonight, we crown the top
Bollywood dance team in the nation.
01:33:49.230 --> 01:33:50.730
Okay!
01:33:50.813 --> 01:33:53.146
Last looks on costumes! Thank you.
01:33:53.230 --> 01:33:54.146
- Ronak.
- Yeah?
01:33:54.230 --> 01:33:55.730
- Check props. Sumi.
- Okay.
01:33:56.230 --> 01:34:00.271
Oh! You are HPV!
We just can't get rid of you.
01:34:00.355 --> 01:34:02.855
I'm sure we're not your first STI.
01:34:04.188 --> 01:34:07.646
Just remember, you're not here
'cause you deserve to be.
01:34:07.730 --> 01:34:09.438
You're here 'cause you complained.
01:34:10.021 --> 01:34:11.271
UCLA on deck!
01:34:11.355 --> 01:34:12.730
I'm gonna kill her.
01:34:13.271 --> 01:34:15.688
- Let her go, killer bee.
- Makeup lying around…
01:34:15.771 --> 01:34:16.938
Where's Maya?
01:34:17.438 --> 01:34:19.355
I need my lip gloss. Where's my lip gloss?
01:34:31.605 --> 01:34:33.688
No, Mom, I promise you they're there.
01:34:33.771 --> 01:34:35.771
She's saying
there's nothing under my name.
01:34:35.855 --> 01:34:38.188
Can you please check again? Hang on, Maya.
01:34:38.730 --> 01:34:40.730
Hey. We're about to go on.
01:34:40.813 --> 01:34:42.230
Yeah. One sec.
01:34:42.313 --> 01:34:44.563
Is that Anjali? How is she doing?
01:34:44.646 --> 01:34:45.521
Chill. She's fine.
01:34:45.605 --> 01:34:47.855
Then why is she dropping out
of computer science?
01:34:47.938 --> 01:34:51.021
Wait, wait. Okay, she found the passes!
We'll talk after the show.
01:34:51.105 --> 01:34:52.938
Oh… okay, yeah. Bye.
01:34:56.771 --> 01:34:58.730
I just wanna say, you're doing good…
01:34:58.813 --> 01:35:01.730
So, my mom said
you dropped out of comp sci?
01:35:01.813 --> 01:35:03.230
Oh, yeah.
01:35:04.021 --> 01:35:07.230
You know, actually learning the material
made me realize how much I…
01:35:07.313 --> 01:35:08.396
How do I put this?
01:35:08.480 --> 01:35:09.688
Hate it?
01:35:12.271 --> 01:35:14.105
So, what's your new major?
01:35:14.188 --> 01:35:15.813
Uh, undecided.
01:35:16.730 --> 01:35:18.938
I've spent so much of my life
doing whatever you did,
01:35:19.021 --> 01:35:22.396
I just… need some time to figure out
what I actually want, you know?
01:35:23.063 --> 01:35:25.146
Can't keep copying off you forever.
01:35:27.730 --> 01:35:30.063
Anj, look, I am so sorry
01:35:30.146 --> 01:35:32.396
for all the awful things
I said about you, okay?
01:35:32.480 --> 01:35:34.188
- I--
- Maya, stop.
01:35:35.105 --> 01:35:38.396
Okay? I'm not upset about what you said.
01:35:38.480 --> 01:35:40.730
I'm upset about what you didn't say.
01:35:41.646 --> 01:35:44.105
I mean,
how could you not tell me about lead?
01:35:45.105 --> 01:35:46.813
What was I supposed to say, Anj?
01:35:46.896 --> 01:35:50.771
You were so happy to be lead.
I could never take that from you.
01:35:50.855 --> 01:35:53.646
But I can't be happy if you're not.
01:35:55.063 --> 01:35:58.188
And I hate that I didn't see it.
01:36:02.438 --> 01:36:05.813
I've just spent my entire life
always being the weird one.
01:36:06.396 --> 01:36:09.563
Or the difficult one.
And when they made you lead…
01:36:10.480 --> 01:36:11.480
I don't know.
01:36:12.938 --> 01:36:13.980
It felt normal.
01:36:15.480 --> 01:36:17.188
But look. You didn't know that, okay?
01:36:17.271 --> 01:36:18.605
But I should have.
01:36:19.438 --> 01:36:20.438
I should have.
01:36:21.605 --> 01:36:23.438
It was happening right in front of me.
01:36:25.271 --> 01:36:27.771
Y'all ready for more show?
01:36:27.855 --> 01:36:32.271
Next up, UCLA Agni!
01:36:43.396 --> 01:36:44.563
So,
01:36:45.896 --> 01:36:47.355
are we still best friends?
01:36:48.646 --> 01:36:50.813
We were never best friends, Maya.
01:36:52.188 --> 01:36:54.271
We've always been sisters.
01:37:03.521 --> 01:37:04.646
Uh…
01:37:05.605 --> 01:37:06.771
Front row.
01:37:07.313 --> 01:37:08.480
On the left.
01:37:17.855 --> 01:37:19.646
I couldn't let her miss this.
01:37:26.563 --> 01:37:30.313
For centuries, the Koh-i-Noor
diamond was our greatest treasure.
01:37:31.146 --> 01:37:32.938
Until it was stolen.
01:37:34.813 --> 01:37:38.271
But our wealth was never theirs to take.
01:37:39.896 --> 01:37:42.355
Now it's time to settle the score.
01:37:43.105 --> 01:37:45.646
And take back what's ours.
01:37:45.730 --> 01:37:47.313
To all museum security…
01:37:47.396 --> 01:37:49.521
…this is your only warning.
01:37:49.605 --> 01:37:51.438
Stay out of our way.
01:37:52.355 --> 01:37:56.313
Museum security breach.
Museum security breach.
01:39:31.938 --> 01:39:34.980
We're not here to steal the diamond.
01:39:36.188 --> 01:39:37.230
We don't need it.
01:39:37.313 --> 01:39:39.021
We're enough without it.
01:39:41.521 --> 01:39:42.688
- Wassup?
- Huh?
01:39:42.771 --> 01:39:45.146
- Wassup? Wassup?
- Bitch, wassup?
01:39:45.230 --> 01:39:46.230
- Huh?
- Wassup?
01:39:46.313 --> 01:39:47.480
- Wassup?
- Wassup?
01:39:47.563 --> 01:39:48.980
- Huh?
- Wassup?
01:39:49.063 --> 01:39:50.271
Wassup?
01:40:02.646 --> 01:40:03.813
Oh, come on!
01:40:03.896 --> 01:40:06.605
- What happened to the power?
- Please stay calm.
01:40:06.688 --> 01:40:08.771
- We'll check circuit breakers.
- Keep dancing?
01:40:08.855 --> 01:40:11.063
- We're about to win.
- What do we do?
01:40:11.646 --> 01:40:13.646
There's no way
we did all this for nothing.
01:40:38.105 --> 01:40:39.813
We've always been sisters.
01:40:42.855 --> 01:40:44.063
Maya, what are you doing?
01:40:54.646 --> 01:40:56.896
I got you! Always.
01:41:06.021 --> 01:41:07.230
Wait.
01:42:43.355 --> 01:42:44.230
Power's back!
01:42:44.313 --> 01:42:45.980
Five, six, seven, eight!
01:43:28.271 --> 01:43:29.771
Whoo!
01:43:34.313 --> 01:43:37.771
UCLA! UCLA!
01:43:37.855 --> 01:43:42.521
- UCLA! UCLA!
- Yes! Yes!
01:43:42.605 --> 01:43:44.938
UCLA! UCLA!
01:43:46.896 --> 01:43:49.730
- You never know.
- No, I know. I know.
01:43:49.813 --> 01:43:52.480
- I think you would.
- I totally do. Oh yeah.
01:43:58.605 --> 01:43:59.563
Hey.
01:44:01.688 --> 01:44:03.813
That was incredible.
01:44:03.896 --> 01:44:04.813
Thank you.
01:44:08.146 --> 01:44:09.688
We won!
01:44:14.813 --> 01:44:15.771
Ah.
01:44:16.813 --> 01:44:18.271
There's a lot of people around.
01:44:19.438 --> 01:44:21.188
Yeah. Let 'em watch.
01:44:36.938 --> 01:44:38.063
I gotta go.
01:44:38.146 --> 01:44:39.938
Hey. Where you goin'?
01:44:40.021 --> 01:44:41.688
Longtime tradition.
01:44:48.438 --> 01:44:50.896
I got someone's favorite!
01:44:50.980 --> 01:44:52.980
- Dope. Sour cream? Extra?
- Oh!
01:44:53.563 --> 01:44:54.855
- Yeah!
- Come on!
01:44:54.938 --> 01:44:56.521
This is not amateur hour.
01:44:56.605 --> 01:44:59.313
I am so hungry, I could eat ten of these.
01:44:59.396 --> 01:45:00.605
Here we go.
01:45:01.646 --> 01:45:03.146
Come to Mama.