WEBVTT 00:02:30.755 --> 00:02:33.965 align:center This is a tale about an unprejudiced heart 00:02:34.050 --> 00:02:37.100 align:center and how it changed our valley forever. 00:02:37.429 --> 00:02:39.689 align:center There was a time not so long ago 00:02:39.764 --> 00:02:44.184 align:center when pigs were afforded no respect except by other pigs. 00:02:44.269 --> 00:02:49.199 align:center They lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. 00:03:03.622 --> 00:03:08.412 align:center In those days, pigs believed that the sooner they grew large and fat, 00:03:08.501 --> 00:03:11.331 align:center the sooner they'd be taken into pig paradise. 00:03:11.922 --> 00:03:13.042 align:center Get up! 00:03:13.131 --> 00:03:17.551 align:center A place so wonderful, that no pig had ever thought to come back. 00:03:18.303 --> 00:03:19.553 align:center Yeah! 00:03:27.854 --> 00:03:29.984 align:center Good-bye, Mom. 00:03:31.191 --> 00:03:33.101 align:center So when the day came for their parents 00:03:33.193 --> 00:03:36.023 align:center to go to that other world of endless pleasures, 00:03:36.238 --> 00:03:38.828 align:center it was not a time for young pigs to be sad, 00:03:38.907 --> 00:03:43.207 align:center just another step towards the day when they, too, would make the journey. 00:03:59.177 --> 00:04:01.637 align:center Perhaps it was because he was alone. 00:04:01.721 --> 00:04:04.681 align:center Perhaps his sadness made him easier to catch. 00:04:04.766 --> 00:04:08.766 align:center Whatever the reason, of the thousands of animals in the piggery that day, 00:04:08.853 --> 00:04:11.023 align:center only one was chosen. 00:04:11.106 --> 00:04:13.236 align:center - How's this one, Harry? - Just right for the purpose. 00:04:13.316 --> 00:04:15.276 align:center - How much do I owe you? - It's a runt, Harry. 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:17.200 align:center Just a worthless, little runt. 00:04:33.420 --> 00:04:36.180 align:center You're too modest, Esme Hoggett. 00:04:36.256 --> 00:04:40.596 align:center Nine out of 10 first prizes for jams and jellies is more than a matter of luck. 00:04:40.677 --> 00:04:42.347 align:center Well, luck still plays its part. 00:04:42.429 --> 00:04:46.439 align:center Our berries were wickedly good this year, and our water is very tasty, too. 00:04:46.516 --> 00:04:48.476 align:center Of course, we don't use the town water. 00:04:53.064 --> 00:04:56.484 align:center Arthur Hoggett! Hey, how's it going there, Arthur? 00:04:56.568 --> 00:04:58.818 align:center How are those sheep of yours? Come on, try your luck. 00:04:58.903 --> 00:05:02.483 align:center How about taking a guess here, Arthur? All for a good cause. 00:05:05.910 --> 00:05:06.960 align:center Don't keep pigs. 00:05:07.412 --> 00:05:10.122 align:center Oh, Christmas day. Think of it. What a feast! 00:05:11.583 --> 00:05:13.373 align:center That'll do, Pig. 00:05:16.921 --> 00:05:21.131 align:center The pig and the farmer regarded each other 00:05:21.217 --> 00:05:25.097 align:center and for a fleeting moment, something passed between them. 00:05:25.180 --> 00:05:28.520 align:center A faint sense of some common destiny. 00:05:28.850 --> 00:05:30.110 align:center Huh. Strange. 00:05:30.185 --> 00:05:32.685 align:center First time the little thing hasn't screamed its head off. 00:05:32.771 --> 00:05:34.391 align:center Now you'll have to have a guess. 00:05:37.817 --> 00:05:39.367 align:center 16 pounds, 5... 00:05:42.030 --> 00:05:43.040 align:center Ew. 00:05:49.204 --> 00:05:50.324 align:center 2 ounces. 00:05:57.337 --> 00:05:59.047 align:center Hoggett! 00:05:59.130 --> 00:06:00.840 align:center Hoggett! 00:06:01.091 --> 00:06:04.711 align:center Thanks, Arthur. We'll be weighing the little pig tomorrow. 00:06:04.803 --> 00:06:06.923 align:center We'll phone you if you win. 00:06:07.013 --> 00:06:09.553 align:center When you win, Arthur! When you win! 00:06:10.809 --> 00:06:15.029 align:center Care to guess the pig's weight, sir? Support the Lions Club. 00:06:39.045 --> 00:06:40.375 align:center Oh! 00:06:40.463 --> 00:06:42.423 align:center What could we do with a pig, eh, Duchess? 00:06:42.507 --> 00:06:45.757 align:center Just think: two nice hams, two sides of bacon, 00:06:45.844 --> 00:06:50.684 align:center oooh, and pork chops, kidney, liver, chitlins, pickle his feet, 00:06:50.765 --> 00:06:52.095 align:center save his blood for black pudding. 00:06:52.183 --> 00:06:53.723 align:center There's the telephone. Hoggett! 00:06:55.103 --> 00:06:57.643 align:center Good news, Arthur. You've won the pig. 00:06:59.107 --> 00:07:00.237 align:center Oh. 00:07:20.253 --> 00:07:21.753 align:center Oh, oh, oh, oh. 00:07:25.258 --> 00:07:27.638 align:center - What is it, Mom? - That's a pig. 00:07:27.719 --> 00:07:30.349 align:center - They'll eat him when he's big. - Will they eat us when we're big enough? 00:07:30.513 --> 00:07:31.933 align:center Good heavens, no! 00:07:32.015 --> 00:07:35.555 align:center The bosses only eat stupid animals like sheep and ducks and chickens. 00:07:46.279 --> 00:07:48.289 align:center It does look stupid, Mom. 00:07:48.490 --> 00:07:51.620 align:center Not as stupid as sheep, mind you, but pigs are definitely stupid. 00:07:52.452 --> 00:07:55.912 align:center Excuse me. No, we're not. 00:07:55.997 --> 00:07:57.457 align:center Good heavens! Who are you? 00:07:57.582 --> 00:07:58.912 align:center I'm a Large White. 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:01.340 align:center Yes, that's your breed, dear. What's your name? 00:08:01.419 --> 00:08:02.419 align:center I don't know. 00:08:02.670 --> 00:08:06.720 align:center Well, what did your mother call you to tell you apart from your brothers and sisters? 00:08:06.799 --> 00:08:08.759 align:center Our mom called us all the same. 00:08:09.010 --> 00:08:10.770 align:center And what was that, dear? 00:08:10.845 --> 00:08:12.845 align:center She called us all Babe. 00:08:12.931 --> 00:08:16.601 align:center Perhaps we shouldn't talk too much about family. 00:08:18.102 --> 00:08:20.222 align:center I want my mom. 00:08:25.610 --> 00:08:29.370 align:center There, there. You've got to be a brave boy now. 00:08:29.447 --> 00:08:33.657 align:center I left my mother when I was your age, and my pups will have to leave me soon, 00:08:33.743 --> 00:08:36.703 align:center but I'll keep an eye on you, if you like, just till you find your feet. 00:08:42.961 --> 00:08:45.791 align:center The little pig's a bit low. He's going to sleep with us 00:08:46.464 --> 00:08:47.834 align:center just till he finds his feet. 00:08:54.806 --> 00:08:56.646 align:center Until he finds his feet. 00:08:58.685 --> 00:09:01.145 align:center But, Mom, he'll wet the bed! 00:09:01.354 --> 00:09:02.894 align:center Nonsense! 00:09:02.981 --> 00:09:06.231 align:center If you do want to do anything, you'll go outside, won't you? 00:09:08.987 --> 00:09:10.907 align:center Good boy. 00:09:13.533 --> 00:09:16.743 align:center Yeah! Yeah! Stomp on him! Stomp on him! Stomp on him! 00:09:17.203 --> 00:09:19.323 align:center What's your name, Pig? 00:09:19.414 --> 00:09:21.994 align:center - What does he taste like? - Where did he come from? 00:09:44.063 --> 00:09:46.693 align:center Coming through! Hey, get lost! 00:09:55.867 --> 00:09:58.167 align:center We've got to do something about that duck. 00:09:59.579 --> 00:10:00.789 align:center Oh! Oh! 00:10:01.748 --> 00:10:03.168 align:center Doodle-loo-dee-doo. 00:10:03.750 --> 00:10:05.590 align:center - What's that noise? - It's only Ferdinand. 00:10:05.668 --> 00:10:07.468 align:center - What's Ferdinand? - He's a duck. 00:10:07.545 --> 00:10:10.465 align:center - He wants to be a rooster. - He hates being a duck. 00:10:10.548 --> 00:10:13.388 align:center We'll catch him one day and eat him. Won't we, Mom? 00:10:13.468 --> 00:10:14.848 align:center Yes, dear. 00:10:16.346 --> 00:10:19.056 align:center Yech! Who'd want to eat a duck? 00:10:46.084 --> 00:10:47.834 align:center Babe, you wait here. 00:10:47.919 --> 00:10:50.299 align:center - Aren't pigs allowed? - Not live ones. 00:10:50.380 --> 00:10:53.180 align:center Sorry, dear. Only dogs and cats inside the house. 00:10:53.257 --> 00:10:55.177 align:center - Why? - That's just the way things are. 00:11:11.693 --> 00:11:12.943 align:center Whoa! 00:11:16.364 --> 00:11:17.484 align:center Ow! 00:11:17.573 --> 00:11:18.823 align:center Pig, pig, pig, piggy! 00:11:19.659 --> 00:11:25.379 align:center What a spectacular feast I've got for you. Yes! What a lucky little pork chop you are. 00:11:25.456 --> 00:11:27.956 align:center Delicious! Oh, yes! Yum, yum, yum. 00:11:28.042 --> 00:11:33.292 align:center Who's gonna grow up to be a big, fat pig? You are! You are! Yum, yum, yum. 00:11:43.975 --> 00:11:46.475 align:center - Where are we going? - To work with the sheep. 00:11:46.561 --> 00:11:49.221 align:center - What's sheep? - Sheep is animals with thick, woolly coats. 00:11:49.313 --> 00:11:52.483 align:center - And thick, woolly heads. - And men can't look after them without us. 00:11:52.567 --> 00:11:53.857 align:center Why do they need us? 00:11:53.943 --> 00:11:57.443 align:center 'Cause we're sheepdogs! 00:12:10.418 --> 00:12:12.048 align:center - Not you, dear. - Why not? 00:12:12.128 --> 00:12:17.138 align:center We have to do dogs' work. You're a pig. Your job is to stay here and eat your food. 00:12:17.216 --> 00:12:18.846 align:center We'll be back at the end of the day. 00:12:28.728 --> 00:12:32.028 align:center They don't think I'll remember. Well, I don't forget. 00:12:32.106 --> 00:12:34.986 align:center Seems like a sheep's just born to suffer. 00:12:35.193 --> 00:12:37.653 align:center Hello? Excuse me. 00:12:39.197 --> 00:12:41.407 align:center - Darn wolf! - I'm not a wolf. 00:12:41.657 --> 00:12:44.037 align:center - I'm a pig. What are you? - Ewe. 00:12:44.410 --> 00:12:46.420 align:center Pig. What are you? 00:12:46.496 --> 00:12:49.416 align:center I'm a ewe. A ewe! 00:12:49.624 --> 00:12:50.914 align:center You're a sheep! 00:12:51.000 --> 00:12:53.340 align:center I'll not be called a common sheep, thank you kindly. 00:12:53.419 --> 00:12:56.259 align:center I'm a Border Leicester ewe. The name's Maa. 00:12:57.882 --> 00:12:58.962 align:center Oh. 00:12:59.050 --> 00:13:00.310 align:center What's wrong with you, Maa? 00:13:00.468 --> 00:13:05.018 align:center Foot rot and I got me a nasty cough, and I'm not as young as I used to be. 00:13:12.063 --> 00:13:13.063 align:center Hmph. 00:13:16.943 --> 00:13:18.563 align:center Seem like a nice young pig. 00:13:18.653 --> 00:13:20.233 align:center - What be your name? - Babe. 00:13:20.404 --> 00:13:23.194 align:center Not like them wolves. Treat you like dirt, they do! 00:13:23.282 --> 00:13:25.532 align:center Bite you as soon as look at you, those savages! 00:13:25.618 --> 00:13:27.328 align:center - Bite you? - And worse. 00:13:27.411 --> 00:13:31.031 align:center Some wolves be so bad, they run a sheep down and tear it to pieces. 00:13:32.250 --> 00:13:33.880 align:center Fly would never do that! 00:13:33.960 --> 00:13:37.760 align:center Fly, is it? A right vicious creature she be, I'll tell you. 00:13:37.922 --> 00:13:40.502 align:center - Not Fly. - All them wolves is cruel to sheep. 00:13:40.591 --> 00:13:41.841 align:center Always have been. 00:13:42.093 --> 00:13:44.513 align:center Brutal savages! That's what they be. 00:13:44.595 --> 00:13:48.845 align:center I wouldn't want to see a gentle soul like you mixing with the likes of them, young 'un. 00:14:00.611 --> 00:14:06.241 align:center That afternoon when he saw Fly, the pig's mind was a tangle of questions. 00:14:06.534 --> 00:14:09.784 align:center Cruel, vicious, brutal? 00:14:09.954 --> 00:14:13.744 align:center What was it that dogs did in the fields all day? 00:14:13.833 --> 00:14:15.833 align:center Hello, Babe. Had a good day? 00:14:16.460 --> 00:14:17.920 align:center Yes, thank you. 00:14:28.306 --> 00:14:31.346 align:center The old sheep had to be wrong about Fly, 00:14:31.434 --> 00:14:37.104 align:center and the pig promised himself that he would never think badly of any creature ever again. 00:14:45.656 --> 00:14:50.326 align:center The morning of the terrible crime started like any other on Hoggett Farm. 00:14:50.411 --> 00:14:52.741 align:center Coming through! Coming through! 00:14:52.830 --> 00:14:54.420 align:center Take off! 00:14:59.420 --> 00:15:01.050 align:center - Now! - Up, up, up. 00:15:05.718 --> 00:15:07.768 align:center I was worried it might have a harsh tone, 00:15:07.845 --> 00:15:09.515 align:center but that's quite a nice musical ring, don't you think? 00:15:10.222 --> 00:15:13.682 align:center I walked into O'Halloran's Hardware, and there it was waiting for me. 00:15:13.851 --> 00:15:15.851 align:center What a splendid way to wake up each morning! 00:15:15.937 --> 00:15:18.487 align:center Hoggett, dear. Church. 00:15:26.405 --> 00:15:28.535 align:center When embarking on an audacious crime, 00:15:29.033 --> 00:15:31.203 align:center a duck needs a willing accomplice. 00:15:31.285 --> 00:15:36.705 align:center A creature who is reliable, beyond suspicion and above all, extremely gullible. 00:15:37.208 --> 00:15:38.878 align:center Hey! Psst! 00:15:39.877 --> 00:15:40.917 align:center What? 00:15:41.629 --> 00:15:44.179 align:center You look like an intelligent, sophisticated, discerning young fella. 00:15:44.256 --> 00:15:47.056 align:center - Who, me? - Yeah. Follow me. 00:15:47.134 --> 00:15:49.884 align:center Oh, boy! Are you in for some fun! 00:15:49.971 --> 00:15:52.091 align:center What are we doing? Where are we going? 00:15:54.475 --> 00:15:57.185 align:center Now the duck knew exactly what he had to do. 00:15:57.269 --> 00:16:01.699 align:center The alarm clock had to go. His very life depended on it. 00:16:01.774 --> 00:16:02.774 align:center Do you see it? 00:16:03.401 --> 00:16:04.651 align:center Yes. 00:16:04.735 --> 00:16:06.195 align:center Good. 00:16:06.737 --> 00:16:09.327 align:center So I go through the kitchen, across the living room. 00:16:09.407 --> 00:16:11.657 align:center - Good, good. Yeah. - Into the bedroom. 00:16:11.742 --> 00:16:14.412 align:center Get the mechanical rooster and bring it out to you. 00:16:14.745 --> 00:16:17.375 align:center - What about that cat? - But quietly bring it out to you. 00:16:17.456 --> 00:16:19.796 align:center - Excellent. - I don't think I can do it. 00:16:19.875 --> 00:16:22.915 align:center It's against the rules. Only dogs and cats allowed in the house. 00:16:23.004 --> 00:16:25.834 align:center I like that rule. It's a good rule, but this is bigger than rules. 00:16:25.923 --> 00:16:27.503 align:center This is life and death. 00:16:27.591 --> 00:16:29.251 align:center - It is? - Follow me. 00:16:31.595 --> 00:16:34.515 align:center Hello! Look, there's something you should know. 00:16:34.598 --> 00:16:36.348 align:center - Yes? - Humans eat ducks! 00:16:37.560 --> 00:16:38.900 align:center I beg your pardon? 00:16:38.978 --> 00:16:40.568 align:center Most ducks prefer to forget it, but the fact is, 00:16:40.646 --> 00:16:43.186 align:center that humans like to eat plump, attractive ducks. 00:16:43.274 --> 00:16:46.314 align:center Oh, I don't think so. Not the boss. Not the boss's wife. 00:16:46.402 --> 00:16:49.192 align:center Oh, come on. Humans don't eat cats. Why? 00:16:49.280 --> 00:16:51.370 align:center - Well, they're... - They're indispensable. They catch mice. 00:16:51.449 --> 00:16:53.409 align:center Humans don't eat roosters. Why? 00:16:53.492 --> 00:16:55.822 align:center They make eggs with the hens and wake everyone up in the morning. 00:16:55.911 --> 00:16:57.531 align:center I tried it with the hens, it didn't work. 00:16:57.621 --> 00:17:00.541 align:center So I turned to crowing and Io! I discover my gift. 00:17:00.624 --> 00:17:05.044 align:center But no sooner do I become indispensable, then they bring in a machine to do the job! 00:17:05.129 --> 00:17:08.639 align:center The treachery of it! A mechanical rooster! 00:17:08.966 --> 00:17:11.426 align:center - Oh, dear me. - Oh, dear you? 00:17:14.263 --> 00:17:16.553 align:center I suppose the life of an anorexic duck 00:17:16.640 --> 00:17:19.860 align:center doesn't amount to much in the broad scheme of things. 00:17:20.394 --> 00:17:23.644 align:center But, Pig, I'm all I've got. 00:17:24.857 --> 00:17:26.817 align:center Why do you need me to do it? 00:17:26.942 --> 00:17:28.562 align:center I'm allergic to cats. 00:17:28.652 --> 00:17:29.692 align:center Oh. 00:17:29.779 --> 00:17:31.239 align:center They make me sneeze. 00:17:32.323 --> 00:17:33.493 align:center Ah. 00:17:35.493 --> 00:17:38.453 align:center Don't worry. I won't wake the cat. 00:17:42.541 --> 00:17:44.001 align:center My life is in your hands. 00:17:44.251 --> 00:17:46.001 align:center Oh, dear. 00:17:48.964 --> 00:17:50.464 align:center Oh, no! 00:18:28.504 --> 00:18:29.964 align:center Ah, boy. 00:18:54.321 --> 00:18:56.691 align:center No, no, no! No, no, no! 00:19:04.331 --> 00:19:08.371 align:center Your foot, your foot! Take the string off your foot. 00:19:08.794 --> 00:19:12.714 align:center Wait, wait. Let me put it this way. Stop. Turn around... 00:19:16.093 --> 00:19:18.723 align:center No, no, no! The other way! Turn! 00:19:24.768 --> 00:19:28.188 align:center Stop! Stop! Stop, stop, stop! 00:19:36.614 --> 00:19:38.824 align:center Go outside now. 00:19:38.908 --> 00:19:40.708 align:center But you said you can't do without me. 00:19:40.784 --> 00:19:42.494 align:center I can, I can, I can. Trust me, I can. 00:19:42.578 --> 00:19:45.208 align:center - Are you sure? You're positive? - Yes! 00:19:45.706 --> 00:19:48.206 align:center Go outside and stand guard. 00:19:48.292 --> 00:19:50.042 align:center Okay. Good idea. 00:19:58.177 --> 00:20:01.477 align:center Oh, boy. Want something done, you gotta do it yourself. 00:20:12.983 --> 00:20:14.063 align:center Hmm. 00:20:14.151 --> 00:20:15.151 align:center Guard against what? 00:20:15.945 --> 00:20:18.025 align:center Nothing. Don't worry. 00:20:18.489 --> 00:20:23.289 align:center Stick with me and, please, I beg you, not one more word. 00:20:23.369 --> 00:20:25.119 align:center All right. 00:21:19.008 --> 00:21:20.468 align:center Ah! 00:21:20.551 --> 00:21:21.591 align:center Don't sneeze, Ferdie. 00:21:23.220 --> 00:21:24.390 align:center Just hold your breath. 00:22:24.907 --> 00:22:28.407 align:center It was my mistake. I was trying to loosen things up a little. 00:22:28.494 --> 00:22:33.244 align:center But, no. Today proves that it doesn't work. From now on, we'll all respect the rules. 00:22:33.332 --> 00:22:37.872 align:center To each creature its own destiny and every animal in its proper place. 00:22:37.961 --> 00:22:42.381 align:center And a pig's proper place is under the old cart, not in the barn 00:22:42.466 --> 00:22:45.636 align:center and absolutely never in the house. 00:22:45.719 --> 00:22:48.639 align:center - Is that understood? - Yes, sir. 00:22:48.806 --> 00:22:51.646 align:center Now, Pig, regarding the company you keep. 00:22:52.309 --> 00:22:55.729 align:center Being young, it's hard to discriminate, so I'll make it easy for you. 00:22:56.146 --> 00:23:01.106 align:center I forbid you to talk to or consort with that duck ever. 00:23:01.902 --> 00:23:03.522 align:center Do I make myself clear? 00:23:05.489 --> 00:23:07.249 align:center What's consort? 00:23:07.825 --> 00:23:11.825 align:center It means, young man, that you must not go anywhere near that duck. 00:23:11.912 --> 00:23:15.662 align:center And as for the fugitive duck, when he shows himself, let him know this, 00:23:15.749 --> 00:23:20.339 align:center being a duck he must behave like a duck. No more of this crowing and nonsense. 00:23:20.963 --> 00:23:23.463 align:center He should accept what he is and be thankful for it. 00:23:23.549 --> 00:23:26.429 align:center - That goes for all of us. - Here, here! 00:23:27.678 --> 00:23:30.848 align:center Rex continued long into the night. 00:23:31.056 --> 00:23:33.476 align:center Elsewhere, there was more talk. 00:23:33.559 --> 00:23:36.019 align:center The subject was Christmas dinner 00:23:36.186 --> 00:23:41.646 align:center and whether that year the main course would be roast pork or Duck a l'Orange. 00:23:42.943 --> 00:23:45.023 align:center And pork is a nice, sweet meat. 00:23:45.112 --> 00:23:48.442 align:center Then there's the crackling. That always adds interest and texture. 00:23:51.869 --> 00:23:53.329 align:center Get him! 00:23:55.914 --> 00:23:58.744 align:center Get the pig! Get the pig! Get the pig! 00:23:58.834 --> 00:24:00.374 align:center Get him! Get him! 00:24:27.488 --> 00:24:28.698 align:center Psst! 00:24:28.780 --> 00:24:31.290 align:center Ferdinand! Everyone's been looking for you. 00:24:32.576 --> 00:24:35.286 align:center - What is this place? - What's happening out there? 00:24:35.370 --> 00:24:39.550 align:center Well, Rex isn't very happy. Boy, all these new rules! 00:24:39.791 --> 00:24:42.911 align:center - See, I'm not allowed to... Oops! - Not allowed to what? 00:24:43.003 --> 00:24:44.293 align:center Huh? 00:24:46.840 --> 00:24:48.180 align:center What? 00:24:48.258 --> 00:24:49.558 align:center Pig, pig, pig, pig, piggy! 00:24:49.635 --> 00:24:51.095 align:center You didn't see me, all right? 00:24:51.345 --> 00:24:54.765 align:center And I didn't see you. All right? Oops. 00:25:30.133 --> 00:25:33.213 align:center The time comes for all creatures 00:25:33.303 --> 00:25:38.683 align:center when childhood ends and the doorway opens to life as an adult. 00:25:40.227 --> 00:25:42.727 align:center And so it was with Fly's pups. 00:25:45.816 --> 00:25:49.446 align:center Though that time was all too soon for Fly. 00:25:50.737 --> 00:25:53.287 align:center Puppy, puppy, puppy. Come on. 00:26:12.634 --> 00:26:14.134 align:center In my pocket. 00:27:01.224 --> 00:27:02.394 align:center Fly? 00:27:04.853 --> 00:27:06.773 align:center May I call you Mom? 00:27:14.988 --> 00:27:19.458 align:center And so it was that the pig found his place in the world of the farm. 00:27:21.078 --> 00:27:24.588 align:center And he was happy, even in his dreams. 00:27:49.815 --> 00:27:52.695 align:center - Hello! - Folks, how are you? Merry Christmas! 00:27:52.776 --> 00:27:54.026 align:center - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! 00:27:55.278 --> 00:27:56.868 align:center How's my favorite girl? 00:27:57.823 --> 00:27:59.693 align:center Nanny's got a jellybean. 00:28:00.951 --> 00:28:02.911 align:center Give us a kiss. 00:28:03.120 --> 00:28:05.380 align:center Guess what we're having for Christmas dinner? 00:28:05.455 --> 00:28:07.375 align:center Roast pork. 00:28:07.457 --> 00:28:08.877 align:center I hate pork. 00:28:08.959 --> 00:28:11.799 align:center Darn silly carry-on, if you ask me. 00:28:11.878 --> 00:28:14.968 align:center The cat says they call it Christmas. 00:28:16.466 --> 00:28:19.886 align:center Christmas! Christmas dinner, yeah. 00:28:19.970 --> 00:28:21.810 align:center Dinner means death. 00:28:22.055 --> 00:28:26.935 align:center Death means carnage! Christmas means carnage! 00:28:27.269 --> 00:28:29.229 align:center Christmas means carnage! 00:28:41.742 --> 00:28:42.822 align:center Oh. 00:28:51.042 --> 00:28:52.042 align:center Yes. 00:28:56.673 --> 00:28:58.293 align:center Wait. 00:28:58.467 --> 00:29:00.097 align:center Eating pigs! 00:29:00.343 --> 00:29:02.673 align:center Barbarians! 00:29:02.763 --> 00:29:04.513 align:center You're going back to the fields, Maa. 00:29:04.598 --> 00:29:07.978 align:center Young 'un, tragic there ain't more of your kind. 00:29:08.185 --> 00:29:10.315 align:center I'll be thinking of you always. 00:29:10.687 --> 00:29:11.897 align:center I could come and visit you, Maa. 00:29:11.980 --> 00:29:14.530 align:center I'd like that, but... 00:29:14.691 --> 00:29:16.651 align:center Well, we shouldn't hope for too much. 00:29:37.380 --> 00:29:42.890 align:center And so, it was Christmas Eve, and time had run out for the pig. 00:29:43.220 --> 00:29:45.350 align:center Are you doing him tonight, then? 00:29:46.181 --> 00:29:47.221 align:center Mmm. 00:29:47.307 --> 00:29:50.057 align:center Good. The blood will drain by morning. 00:29:51.394 --> 00:29:53.224 align:center - Pity. - What's that? 00:29:54.064 --> 00:29:55.524 align:center Nothing. 00:29:55.607 --> 00:29:57.987 align:center What on earth are you babbling on about? 00:30:02.697 --> 00:30:05.747 align:center Shame to miss out on the best ham prize at next year's fair, is all. 00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:09.120 align:center Nice plump haunches he's getting. 00:30:09.746 --> 00:30:12.796 align:center Beautiful. Still... 00:30:14.292 --> 00:30:15.792 align:center Silly to wait, I suppose. 00:31:30.368 --> 00:31:31.498 align:center Here it is! 00:31:32.162 --> 00:31:34.582 align:center - The bird. - Yuck. Chicken? 00:31:34.664 --> 00:31:38.834 align:center - No, it's Duck a l'Orange. - And, Mother, it looks absolutely superb. 00:31:39.085 --> 00:31:41.925 align:center - I'm not going to eat any of it! - Oh, this is fabulous. 00:31:42.756 --> 00:31:44.086 align:center Ferdinand! 00:31:44.174 --> 00:31:48.174 align:center If you're out here, who's that in there? 00:31:48.345 --> 00:31:49.925 align:center Her name's Rosanna. 00:31:58.355 --> 00:32:00.105 align:center Why Rosanna? 00:32:00.690 --> 00:32:03.160 align:center She had such a beautiful nature. 00:32:03.234 --> 00:32:04.524 align:center Oh, Ferdinand. 00:32:04.986 --> 00:32:06.906 align:center - I can't take it anymore. - Really! 00:32:07.113 --> 00:32:11.243 align:center The fear's too much for a duck. It eats away at the soul. 00:32:12.202 --> 00:32:16.372 align:center There must be kinder dispositions in far-off gentler lands. 00:32:16.456 --> 00:32:18.836 align:center The only way you'll find happiness is to accept 00:32:18.917 --> 00:32:22.087 align:center that the way things are is the way things are. 00:32:22.170 --> 00:32:25.890 align:center The way things are stinks! I'm not gonna be a goner. I'm gone. 00:32:25.966 --> 00:32:28.006 align:center I wish all of you the best of luck. 00:32:28.760 --> 00:32:31.600 align:center - Where will you go? - No idea. 00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:33.730 align:center But I'm a clever duck. I could do with an adventure. 00:32:33.807 --> 00:32:37.817 align:center - I'll miss you, Ferdie. - Ferdie? No one's ever called me that before. 00:32:38.561 --> 00:32:42.731 align:center - Hey, good luck, Pig. I am out of here. - Bye-bye. 00:32:43.441 --> 00:32:44.651 align:center Ow! 00:32:44.734 --> 00:32:47.444 align:center And would you do me a favor, Pig? 00:32:47.737 --> 00:32:50.367 align:center - Anything. - Open the gate, huh? 00:32:56.329 --> 00:32:57.579 align:center Whoa! 00:33:08.675 --> 00:33:12.595 align:center The pig knew it was against the rules to leave the farm, 00:33:13.138 --> 00:33:16.398 align:center but something was definitely wrong. 00:33:22.397 --> 00:33:25.147 align:center How lovely, darling. What is it? 00:33:25.233 --> 00:33:27.863 align:center It's a fax machine, Mother. You can send us letters by phone. 00:33:29.112 --> 00:33:30.572 align:center - Hmm. - Oh. 00:33:38.079 --> 00:33:40.499 align:center At any other time, the pig would've been tickled pink 00:33:40.582 --> 00:33:45.622 align:center by his first visit to the sheep fields, but now there was fear in the air. 00:33:45.712 --> 00:33:48.922 align:center Maa and her kind were under threat. 00:34:03.605 --> 00:34:06.485 align:center Hey, Frank, feel like pork for dinner tonight? 00:34:06.566 --> 00:34:09.276 align:center - Young 'un, you're alive! - Maa! 00:34:10.612 --> 00:34:12.572 align:center What's happening? Who are these men? 00:34:12.739 --> 00:34:14.699 align:center I'll get him out. Come around, Sniff! 00:34:18.286 --> 00:34:20.416 align:center Where's our boss? It doesn't seem right. 00:34:32.342 --> 00:34:33.842 align:center What's wrong, dear? 00:34:34.511 --> 00:34:36.131 align:center It's the wrong one! 00:34:36.429 --> 00:34:39.649 align:center I want the house I saw on the television! 00:34:40.016 --> 00:34:41.646 align:center Oh, there, there. 00:35:09.796 --> 00:35:12.466 align:center Get! Quick! Get the dog in. 00:35:14.592 --> 00:35:16.882 align:center - Round up the sheep! - Come on! 00:35:17.762 --> 00:35:19.052 align:center Let's go! 00:35:54.883 --> 00:35:56.213 align:center Good dog. 00:36:01.890 --> 00:36:03.310 align:center Good pig. 00:36:03.683 --> 00:36:04.973 align:center Hmm. 00:36:27.457 --> 00:36:28.837 align:center Oh! 00:36:40.720 --> 00:36:44.100 align:center Hey, hey. Dad says his little porker's a watch pig. 00:36:44.474 --> 00:36:47.554 align:center Dearie me! If it's not a duck that thinks it's a rooster, 00:36:47.644 --> 00:36:49.644 align:center it's a pig that thinks it's a dog! 00:36:53.399 --> 00:36:55.489 align:center A pig that thinks it's a dog! 00:37:23.221 --> 00:37:27.181 align:center ...a washing machine, a radio, a new alarm clock. 00:37:27.267 --> 00:37:31.777 align:center I think it's a lovely fax machine, darling, but can't you use it? 00:37:31.896 --> 00:37:35.816 align:center We already have one, Mom. That's the whole idea. 00:37:35.900 --> 00:37:38.240 align:center We can send faxes to each other. 00:37:38.319 --> 00:37:41.239 align:center Now, don't be afraid of it just because it's new. 00:37:41.322 --> 00:37:43.822 align:center These accounts are a real worry, Arthur. 00:37:43.908 --> 00:37:46.458 align:center Every month your expenditure is greater than your income. 00:37:46.536 --> 00:37:48.956 align:center It's eating up your reserves the whole time. 00:37:49.038 --> 00:37:52.298 align:center You need to modernize, get some sort of cash flow going. 00:37:52.375 --> 00:37:55.465 align:center You're still using a horse and cart, for God's sakes. 00:37:57.297 --> 00:37:59.507 align:center - Dad? - Funny, that. 00:37:59.590 --> 00:38:00.720 align:center What? 00:38:01.175 --> 00:38:03.465 align:center Those chickens, that pig. 00:38:03.553 --> 00:38:05.263 align:center What's the pig got to do with anything? 00:38:08.182 --> 00:38:09.722 align:center Nothing. 00:38:11.060 --> 00:38:14.570 align:center Just look at them. The browns and the whites. 00:38:39.672 --> 00:38:41.082 align:center Come, Rex. Come, Fly. 00:38:43.843 --> 00:38:44.843 align:center Come, Pig. 00:38:48.181 --> 00:38:49.261 align:center Come, Pig! 00:38:55.688 --> 00:38:58.148 align:center Perhaps he's pleased with you for what you did yesterday. 00:38:58.232 --> 00:38:59.482 align:center I didn't do much. 00:38:59.567 --> 00:39:02.737 align:center If it wasn't for you, dear, they could've stolen the whole flock. 00:39:02.820 --> 00:39:07.040 align:center - Is Rex unhappy with me? - Oh. He'll be all right, dear. 00:39:07.116 --> 00:39:09.326 align:center Just stay out of his way today. 00:39:14.791 --> 00:39:16.701 align:center Way to be, Fly. Rex, come by. 00:39:54.372 --> 00:39:55.782 align:center That'll do. 00:40:00.044 --> 00:40:03.504 align:center You're so quick. I'd never be able to fly like you can. 00:40:04.006 --> 00:40:08.596 align:center Pigs aren't built to fly, dear, but speed isn't the thing, it's attitude. 00:40:08.678 --> 00:40:11.018 align:center They just have to know who's boss. 00:40:23.401 --> 00:40:24.861 align:center Out you go. 00:40:39.292 --> 00:40:41.252 align:center Mmm. 00:41:09.739 --> 00:41:10.909 align:center Get them up, Pig. 00:41:12.074 --> 00:41:14.034 align:center He wants you to drive them out of the yard. 00:41:14.577 --> 00:41:17.327 align:center - Away to me, Pig. - Remember, you have to dominate them. 00:41:17.413 --> 00:41:20.453 align:center Do that and they'll do anything you want. Go. Go. 00:41:43.689 --> 00:41:45.529 align:center This is ridiculous, Mom. 00:41:45.608 --> 00:41:47.698 align:center Nonsense. It's only your first try. 00:41:47.777 --> 00:41:51.157 align:center But you're treating them like equals. They're sheep. They're inferior. 00:41:51.239 --> 00:41:53.449 align:center - Oh! No, they're not. - Of course they are! 00:41:53.533 --> 00:41:55.073 align:center We are their masters, Babe. 00:41:55.159 --> 00:41:57.419 align:center Let them doubt it for a second and they'll walk all over you. 00:41:57.495 --> 00:41:58.955 align:center Fly, get that pig out of there. 00:41:59.121 --> 00:42:02.041 align:center Make them feel inferior. Abuse them. Insult them. 00:42:02.124 --> 00:42:03.664 align:center - Fly! - But they'll laugh at me. 00:42:03.751 --> 00:42:07.921 align:center Then bite them. Be ruthless. Whatever it takes. Bend them to your will. 00:42:08.005 --> 00:42:10.005 align:center - Enough! - Go on! Go! 00:42:16.931 --> 00:42:18.931 align:center Move along there, you... 00:42:19.767 --> 00:42:21.977 align:center You big butt heads! 00:42:28.109 --> 00:42:29.159 align:center Ow! 00:42:29.235 --> 00:42:33.575 align:center Young 'un, stop this nonsense. What's got into you all of a sudden? 00:42:33.656 --> 00:42:35.866 align:center I just got finished telling what a nice young pig you be. 00:42:35.950 --> 00:42:38.670 align:center Maa, I was just trying to be a sheepdog. 00:42:39.370 --> 00:42:43.880 align:center Enough wolves in the world already without a nice lad like you turning nasty. 00:42:43.958 --> 00:42:46.088 align:center You haven't got it in you, young 'un. 00:42:52.967 --> 00:42:56.267 align:center You and I are descended from the great sheepdogs. 00:42:56.345 --> 00:42:58.885 align:center We carry the bloodline of the ancient Bahou. 00:42:59.098 --> 00:43:00.768 align:center We stand for something. 00:43:00.850 --> 00:43:03.770 align:center And today I watched in shame as all that was betrayed. 00:43:03.853 --> 00:43:06.433 align:center Rex, dear, he's just a little pig. 00:43:06.522 --> 00:43:07.602 align:center All the greater the insult. 00:43:10.359 --> 00:43:13.619 align:center I'm sorry I bit you. Are you all right? 00:43:13.696 --> 00:43:15.906 align:center I wouldn't call that a bite, myself. 00:43:15.990 --> 00:43:18.500 align:center You got teeth in that floppy mouth of yours or just gums? 00:43:22.246 --> 00:43:25.206 align:center You see, ladies, a heart of gold. 00:43:26.626 --> 00:43:28.336 align:center Heart of gold. 00:43:28.419 --> 00:43:31.129 align:center No need for all this wolf nonsense, young 'un. 00:43:31.213 --> 00:43:33.083 align:center All a nice little pig like you need do is ask. 00:44:07.583 --> 00:44:09.833 align:center Thanks very much. It was very kind of you. 00:44:09.919 --> 00:44:12.259 align:center - A pleasure. - What a nice little pig! 00:44:19.720 --> 00:44:21.520 align:center All right, how did you do it? 00:44:21.597 --> 00:44:24.347 align:center I asked them and they did it. I just asked them nicely. 00:44:24.433 --> 00:44:26.973 align:center We don't ask sheep, dear. We tell them what to do. 00:44:27.061 --> 00:44:29.431 align:center But I did, Mom. They were really friendly. 00:44:30.064 --> 00:44:34.484 align:center Maybe Rex might be a little more friendly if I had a talk with him. 00:44:34.568 --> 00:44:37.948 align:center No, no, no. I think you better leave that to me. 00:45:02.763 --> 00:45:04.013 align:center Rex? 00:45:07.226 --> 00:45:11.816 align:center I know it was hard for you today watching all that happening, 00:45:12.314 --> 00:45:14.644 align:center but surely it's not worth all this misery. 00:45:15.693 --> 00:45:19.443 align:center Please, dear, not on such a beautiful night. 00:45:19.530 --> 00:45:22.330 align:center You put these ideas into his head! 00:45:22.867 --> 00:45:25.077 align:center Two-faced traitorous... 00:45:34.295 --> 00:45:37.505 align:center Get down! Down, Rex. Fly! 00:45:39.008 --> 00:45:40.008 align:center Rex! 00:46:01.030 --> 00:46:04.540 align:center A dark cloud had descended on the valley, 00:46:04.617 --> 00:46:07.747 align:center and the pig felt that the troubles were all his fault. 00:46:07.828 --> 00:46:12.088 align:center But he was certain that he knew how to put things right again. 00:46:14.210 --> 00:46:15.720 align:center Excuse me, sir. 00:46:16.754 --> 00:46:20.134 align:center But I think all this trouble... 00:46:27.306 --> 00:46:30.806 align:center Well, it's not distemper. Can't be rabies. 00:46:31.393 --> 00:46:33.433 align:center Must be the hormones. 00:46:33.521 --> 00:46:37.061 align:center What about Hoggett's notion, the dog being jealous of the wee pig? 00:46:37.149 --> 00:46:38.489 align:center I don't see that myself. 00:46:39.068 --> 00:46:41.568 align:center No. So what should we do? 00:46:41.737 --> 00:46:46.197 align:center Well, you can keep him locked up or snip, snip. I can do it Tuesday. 00:46:47.868 --> 00:46:49.868 align:center - No. - Or Wednesday. 00:46:49.954 --> 00:46:52.954 align:center Hoggett doesn't want the dog operated on. He's a breeding dog. 00:46:53.874 --> 00:46:58.834 align:center Well, now, I can sedate him, of course, but he'll be useless as a working dog. 00:47:08.973 --> 00:47:10.893 align:center I'll give you some pills to put in his food. 00:47:10.975 --> 00:47:12.265 align:center Good dog. 00:47:42.631 --> 00:47:45.671 align:center A pig doing the work of a sheepdog? 00:47:45.759 --> 00:47:49.309 align:center With Rex out of action and Fly injured from the fight, 00:47:49.388 --> 00:47:50.888 align:center Farmer Hoggett had no choice. 00:47:50.973 --> 00:47:54.143 align:center Maa! Maa! The boss has to give you some medicine. 00:47:54.226 --> 00:47:57.936 align:center Oh, dear, I thought so! It's horrible stuff, that. 00:47:58.022 --> 00:47:59.732 align:center I know, but it's for the best. 00:47:59.857 --> 00:48:02.857 align:center Oh, our young 'un, if you say so. 00:48:18.167 --> 00:48:19.627 align:center Shoo! Shoo! 00:48:20.544 --> 00:48:22.754 align:center When the thought first came to him, 00:48:22.838 --> 00:48:25.758 align:center Farmer Hoggett dismissed it as mere whimsy, 00:48:25.841 --> 00:48:30.471 align:center but like most of his harebrained ideas, it wouldn't go away. 00:48:37.102 --> 00:48:39.562 align:center - What are they doing? - It's a sheepdog trial. 00:48:39.647 --> 00:48:42.197 align:center So it's like a competition for sheepdogs? 00:48:42.524 --> 00:48:45.154 align:center And their bosses. It's like an obstacle course. 00:48:45.235 --> 00:48:47.445 align:center How do they decide who wins? 00:48:47.696 --> 00:48:49.196 align:center Well, it's time and mistakes. 00:48:49.365 --> 00:48:53.615 align:center You get points for how quick you are and they take points off for every mistake. 00:48:53.702 --> 00:48:57.452 align:center Every time a sheep goes the wrong way, that's a mistake and you lose points. 00:48:57.998 --> 00:48:59.338 align:center Looks like fun! 00:48:59.917 --> 00:49:02.757 align:center For a sheepdog, there's no prouder moment. 00:49:02.836 --> 00:49:04.126 align:center You know, Rex and I used to... 00:49:07.716 --> 00:49:08.926 align:center Never mind. 00:49:13.806 --> 00:49:15.306 align:center Was Rex a champion? 00:49:15.391 --> 00:49:19.061 align:center He had the makings of the greatest champion there ever was, 00:49:19.144 --> 00:49:20.524 align:center but it wasn't to be. 00:49:20.604 --> 00:49:25.314 align:center - What happened? - A while back when Rex was in his prime, 00:49:25.401 --> 00:49:28.901 align:center the winter rains brought a great flood to the valley. 00:49:28.988 --> 00:49:32.498 align:center Rex and the boss got most of the flock onto the high ground. 00:49:32.574 --> 00:49:35.534 align:center Then Rex went back to look for the strays. 00:49:35.619 --> 00:49:39.919 align:center He found them. They'd been stranded by the rising water. 00:49:40.749 --> 00:49:45.679 align:center He tried to herd them across to safety, but they wouldn't budge. 00:49:45.754 --> 00:49:49.214 align:center Too afraid and too stupid to save their own skins. 00:49:49.883 --> 00:49:52.763 align:center It was freezing cold and the water kept rising. 00:49:53.137 --> 00:49:56.307 align:center Rex stayed with them right through the night. 00:49:57.391 --> 00:50:00.181 align:center By morning, the sheep were drowned. 00:50:00.686 --> 00:50:04.316 align:center And when they found Rex, he was barely alive. 00:50:04.398 --> 00:50:05.988 align:center Oh, Mom! 00:50:06.066 --> 00:50:09.196 align:center Two weeks rest in front of the fire saw him back on his feet, 00:50:09.278 --> 00:50:12.448 align:center but his hearing was never the same again. 00:50:12.823 --> 00:50:16.993 align:center He'd never want anyone to know, but he's almost totally deaf. 00:50:17.578 --> 00:50:22.418 align:center - Is that why he's so, you know, angry? - That's not the half of it. 00:50:22.666 --> 00:50:26.336 align:center All this was barely a month before the Grand National Challenge. 00:50:26.628 --> 00:50:30.598 align:center He tried his best, but he couldn't hear the boss's calls, and it slowed him up. 00:50:30.674 --> 00:50:33.844 align:center The cold truth is that, but for the stupidity of sheep, 00:50:34.386 --> 00:50:37.636 align:center Rex would've been the champion of champions. 00:50:42.311 --> 00:50:43.561 align:center Good dog. 00:51:10.297 --> 00:51:12.797 align:center That's it, all right. Good. 00:51:14.343 --> 00:51:16.173 align:center Here we go. All right. 00:51:16.845 --> 00:51:19.435 align:center Now, through here like this. 00:51:19.515 --> 00:51:22.265 align:center And then, big hook to the left. Big hook. 00:51:22.434 --> 00:51:25.184 align:center Big hook. Through this gate here. 00:51:26.647 --> 00:51:27.857 align:center It was at that time 00:51:27.940 --> 00:51:30.860 align:center that Mrs. Hoggett began to worry about her husband. 00:51:32.111 --> 00:51:35.611 align:center But Farmer Hoggett knew that little ideas 00:51:35.697 --> 00:51:39.577 align:center that tickled and nagged and refused to go away 00:51:39.660 --> 00:51:40.870 align:center should never be ignored 00:51:41.537 --> 00:51:45.247 align:center for in them lie the seeds of destiny. 00:51:45.833 --> 00:51:49.163 align:center Close the gate like that, and you're done. 00:52:09.398 --> 00:52:14.408 align:center Mom. Mom! Mom! Can we start work early today? 00:52:14.903 --> 00:52:17.283 align:center Oh, dear, it's not even dawn yet. 00:52:17.364 --> 00:52:20.704 align:center You can go to work when the rooster crows. 00:52:20.784 --> 00:52:22.164 align:center Go back to sleep. 00:52:33.380 --> 00:52:34.680 align:center Excuse me. 00:52:35.757 --> 00:52:36.847 align:center Hello, sir. 00:52:37.926 --> 00:52:40.016 align:center Excuse me, but it's nearly dawn and... 00:52:41.346 --> 00:52:43.056 align:center - What? - Sorry to disturb you, 00:52:43.140 --> 00:52:45.270 align:center but it's nearly dawn, and I wondered if you'd mind 00:52:45.350 --> 00:52:47.610 align:center crowing just a few minutes early this morning. 00:52:47.686 --> 00:52:49.726 align:center - Get out of here! - But, well, see I... 00:52:49.813 --> 00:52:51.483 align:center - Get lost! - Okay. 00:52:54.902 --> 00:52:57.192 align:center Whoa! 00:53:43.200 --> 00:53:47.580 align:center Now the pig understood why the sheep called all dogs wolves. 00:53:47.663 --> 00:53:50.873 align:center And he was filled with a deep and terrible rage. 00:54:20.112 --> 00:54:23.612 align:center Maa! Maa! Are you all right? 00:54:24.324 --> 00:54:27.154 align:center - Hello, young 'un. - Oh, Maa, can you get up? 00:54:27.828 --> 00:54:30.038 align:center I don't reckon. 00:54:30.580 --> 00:54:34.510 align:center It's over, Maa. The wolves have gone far away. 00:54:35.210 --> 00:54:38.380 align:center I'll get the boss up here to look after you. 00:54:38.463 --> 00:54:41.423 align:center You'll be all right. You'll be all right! 00:54:43.677 --> 00:54:46.887 align:center Oh, Maa! Maa! 00:54:47.597 --> 00:54:52.397 align:center - Maa! Maa! - Maa! Maa! 00:54:53.061 --> 00:54:55.061 align:center Maa! 00:54:56.231 --> 00:54:57.981 align:center Maa! 00:55:17.836 --> 00:55:19.086 align:center Home, Pig. 00:55:22.966 --> 00:55:26.426 align:center Fly knew that there was only one fate for any creature 00:55:26.511 --> 00:55:29.681 align:center that took the life of a sheep on Hoggett Farm. 00:55:47.657 --> 00:55:50.867 align:center But Fly could never believe that Babe was a sheep killer, 00:55:50.952 --> 00:55:54.952 align:center so she remained in the field to do something she'd never done before, 00:55:55.040 --> 00:55:56.670 align:center talk to the sheep. 00:55:56.750 --> 00:55:59.470 align:center Tell me. Who killed the old one? 00:55:59.628 --> 00:56:01.088 align:center - Wolf! - Wolf. 00:56:01.171 --> 00:56:03.421 align:center Is that the only words you half-wits know? 00:56:03.507 --> 00:56:06.507 align:center - Wolf! - Are you saying it was a dog? 00:56:06.593 --> 00:56:08.173 align:center - Babe! - Where's Babe? 00:56:08.261 --> 00:56:10.051 align:center - Was it wolf or Babe? - Wolf! 00:56:10.138 --> 00:56:11.808 align:center - Wolf! - Where's Babe! 00:56:11.890 --> 00:56:13.310 align:center Wolf! 00:56:17.604 --> 00:56:20.894 align:center Farmer Hoggett was carrying something in the crook of one arm. 00:56:20.982 --> 00:56:23.482 align:center A kind of black, shiny tube. 00:56:25.695 --> 00:56:27.325 align:center Come, Pig. 00:56:27.489 --> 00:56:31.079 align:center The pig had a vague memory that shiny tubes produced food 00:56:31.159 --> 00:56:34.709 align:center and guessed that some quite unexpected surprise 00:56:34.788 --> 00:56:37.748 align:center would come out of the two small round mouths. 00:56:38.208 --> 00:56:40.758 align:center - Babe! - Wolf! 00:56:40.836 --> 00:56:43.836 align:center - Babe! - Wolf! 00:56:44.923 --> 00:56:46.213 align:center Quiet! 00:56:48.135 --> 00:56:50.635 align:center Fly decided to speak very slowly, 00:56:50.720 --> 00:56:54.600 align:center for it was a cold fact of nature that sheep were stupid, 00:56:54.683 --> 00:56:57.393 align:center and no one would ever persuade her otherwise. 00:56:58.145 --> 00:57:04.655 align:center Please, please would you be so kind as to tell me what happened? 00:57:04.776 --> 00:57:06.026 align:center Quiet! 00:57:06.194 --> 00:57:09.824 align:center Please, tell me what happened this morning. 00:57:11.491 --> 00:57:13.491 align:center The sheep spoke very slowly 00:57:13.577 --> 00:57:16.877 align:center for it was a cold fact of nature that wolves were ignorant, 00:57:16.955 --> 00:57:19.295 align:center and nothing would convince them otherwise. 00:57:19.458 --> 00:57:22.548 align:center Babe came! He saved us! 00:57:23.003 --> 00:57:24.793 align:center The wolves killed Maa. 00:57:25.338 --> 00:57:28.048 align:center But Babe drove the wolves away! 00:57:28.133 --> 00:57:31.463 align:center Thank you! Thank you! Thank you all very much! 00:57:31.553 --> 00:57:34.593 align:center Pleasure talking to you. 00:58:01.833 --> 00:58:03.043 align:center Hoggett! 00:58:05.128 --> 00:58:06.258 align:center Arthur! 00:58:10.342 --> 00:58:12.882 align:center Oh, there you are! Well, what do you think? 00:58:12.969 --> 00:58:15.809 align:center That was the police on the telephone. Said there are wild dogs about. 00:58:15.889 --> 00:58:18.689 align:center Apparently the Mitchells lost six lambs this morning. 00:58:19.684 --> 00:58:21.604 align:center What on earth are you doing with that gun? 00:58:23.563 --> 00:58:24.733 align:center Oh... 00:58:25.941 --> 00:58:27.311 align:center Nothing. 00:58:59.891 --> 00:59:03.221 align:center Now, it's all very simple. Just half an hour at 350 degrees. 00:59:03.311 --> 00:59:05.351 align:center I've given you rabbit casserole for Friday. 00:59:06.147 --> 00:59:08.527 align:center Now, for Duchess, it's liver in the morning, heart for the evening. 00:59:08.608 --> 00:59:11.618 align:center Except for Fridays, when it's steak in the morning and cooked liver at night. 00:59:11.695 --> 00:59:14.485 align:center Warm it up in a frying pan for a bit, but test it before you give it to her 00:59:14.573 --> 00:59:17.953 align:center because she bites into it before she knows what's what, the silly darling. 00:59:18.034 --> 00:59:19.864 align:center That'll be the bus. 00:59:25.250 --> 00:59:27.760 align:center - Oh! Bye-bye. - Have a good time. Bye. 00:59:27.836 --> 00:59:29.506 align:center Hello, everyone! 00:59:36.052 --> 00:59:38.222 align:center Oh, dearie me, Valda. 00:59:38.305 --> 00:59:40.475 align:center I know I have to be at the National Conference. 00:59:40.557 --> 00:59:43.937 align:center I am the Assistant General Secretary of the Northeast Region after all, 00:59:44.019 --> 00:59:47.609 align:center but I do worry about leaving that man alone. 00:59:47.689 --> 00:59:49.949 align:center Still acting a bit strange? 00:59:50.025 --> 00:59:54.575 align:center Just silly things. Odd little things only a wife would notice. 00:59:54.654 --> 00:59:58.614 align:center Still, I suppose he can't get up to too much mischief in just three days, can he? 00:59:58.700 --> 01:00:00.210 align:center Of course not. 01:00:12.839 --> 01:00:14.259 align:center Go on. 01:00:17.552 --> 01:00:18.712 align:center Go on! 01:00:32.817 --> 01:00:35.987 align:center Oh. Good evening. Shame about the weather. 01:00:37.364 --> 01:00:39.324 align:center Nasty cough! 01:00:41.868 --> 01:00:44.168 align:center It had been a long time since Arthur Hoggett 01:00:44.245 --> 01:00:47.915 align:center had had an animal in whose abilities he had so much faith. 01:00:50.585 --> 01:00:54.385 align:center And with the National Grand Challenge Sheepdog Trials only two days away, 01:00:54.464 --> 01:00:58.254 align:center he wasn't going to let the fact that his animal was a pig deter him. 01:01:00.595 --> 01:01:03.515 align:center He had been worried, for he was a truthful man, 01:01:03.598 --> 01:01:06.648 align:center that the heading might say "Name of dog," 01:01:06.726 --> 01:01:09.066 align:center and then whatever he put would be a lie. 01:01:09.145 --> 01:01:12.775 align:center But as it happened, luck, for the moment, was running with him. 01:01:22.909 --> 01:01:26.289 align:center It's all right, really! I'm just, well... 01:01:26.371 --> 01:01:28.241 align:center Bless you. 01:02:17.338 --> 01:02:19.048 align:center Whoa! 01:02:21.718 --> 01:02:23.348 align:center Oh, no. 01:02:23.428 --> 01:02:25.348 align:center So, what's happening? 01:02:25.472 --> 01:02:27.512 align:center Oh, no. 01:02:31.519 --> 01:02:33.029 align:center Shh. Easy, easy, easy. 01:02:33.271 --> 01:02:35.641 align:center Good pig. Good pig. 01:02:37.525 --> 01:02:39.525 align:center Hold still. Hold still. Hold still. 01:02:41.446 --> 01:02:42.446 align:center Huh? 01:02:47.160 --> 01:02:50.250 align:center There are many perfectly nice cats in the world, 01:02:50.330 --> 01:02:53.050 align:center but every barrel has its bad apples. 01:02:53.124 --> 01:02:55.504 align:center And it is well to heed the old adage, 01:02:55.585 --> 01:02:59.125 align:center "Beware the bad cat bearing a grudge." 01:04:22.797 --> 01:04:25.717 align:center - How are you feeling? - A bit tired. 01:04:25.800 --> 01:04:28.720 align:center You'll need a good sleep to put you in top condition tomorrow. 01:04:28.803 --> 01:04:30.593 align:center Don't stay up too late. Good night. 01:04:31.806 --> 01:04:33.266 align:center Good night, Mom. 01:04:43.985 --> 01:04:47.115 align:center Do forgive me for scratching you, dear. 01:04:47.196 --> 01:04:51.326 align:center I got a bit carried away. It's a cat thing. 01:04:52.160 --> 01:04:53.580 align:center Oh. Well... 01:04:56.539 --> 01:04:58.419 align:center Feeling good about tomorrow, are you? 01:04:58.499 --> 01:05:00.919 align:center Mmm-hmm. It should be all right, I think. 01:05:01.002 --> 01:05:06.882 align:center Look, I probably shouldn't say this, but I'm not sure if you realize 01:05:06.966 --> 01:05:11.306 align:center how much the other animals are laughing at you for this sheepdog business. 01:05:11.387 --> 01:05:12.677 align:center Why would they do that? 01:05:12.764 --> 01:05:16.094 align:center Well, they say that you've forgotten that you're a pig. 01:05:16.184 --> 01:05:17.434 align:center Isn't that silly? 01:05:19.187 --> 01:05:22.067 align:center They even say that you don't know what pigs are for. 01:05:22.315 --> 01:05:24.195 align:center What do you mean "what pigs are for"? 01:05:24.275 --> 01:05:27.235 align:center You know, why pigs are here. 01:05:27.654 --> 01:05:29.234 align:center Why are any of us here? 01:05:29.322 --> 01:05:31.902 align:center Well, the cow's here to be milked, 01:05:31.991 --> 01:05:35.111 align:center the dogs are here to help the boss's husband with the sheep 01:05:35.203 --> 01:05:38.083 align:center and I'm here to be beautiful and affectionate to the boss. 01:05:38.164 --> 01:05:39.794 align:center Yes? 01:05:41.167 --> 01:05:45.007 align:center The fact is that pigs don't have a purpose. 01:05:45.088 --> 01:05:48.138 align:center Just like ducks don't have a purpose. 01:05:48.841 --> 01:05:52.671 align:center - I don't... - All right, for your own sake, I'll be blunt. 01:05:52.762 --> 01:05:57.142 align:center Why do the bosses keep ducks? To eat them. 01:05:57.225 --> 01:05:59.815 align:center So why do the bosses keep a pig? 01:06:00.728 --> 01:06:06.148 align:center The fact is that animals that don't seem to have a purpose really do have a purpose. 01:06:06.234 --> 01:06:10.984 align:center The bosses have to eat. It's probably the most noble purpose of all, 01:06:11.072 --> 01:06:13.242 align:center when you come to think about it. 01:06:13.574 --> 01:06:15.404 align:center They eat pigs? 01:06:15.493 --> 01:06:18.453 align:center Pork, they call it. Or bacon. 01:06:19.122 --> 01:06:21.622 align:center They only call them pigs when they're alive. 01:06:21.916 --> 01:06:24.296 align:center But I'm a sheep-pig! 01:06:26.004 --> 01:06:28.924 align:center The boss's husband's just playing a little game with you. 01:06:29.007 --> 01:06:32.847 align:center Believe me, sooner or later, every pig gets eaten. 01:06:32.927 --> 01:06:34.807 align:center That's the way the world works. 01:06:36.014 --> 01:06:39.934 align:center Oh! I haven't upset you, have I? 01:07:11.007 --> 01:07:12.427 align:center Mom? 01:07:13.301 --> 01:07:16.171 align:center - Mom! - Good heavens. 01:07:16.262 --> 01:07:19.342 align:center What on earth are you doing out in the rain in the middle of the night? 01:07:19.432 --> 01:07:22.392 align:center You should be looking after yourself with such a big day ahead of you. 01:07:22.477 --> 01:07:24.107 align:center Are pigs for eating? 01:07:24.228 --> 01:07:27.238 align:center - Who told you that? - The cat told me. 01:07:27.315 --> 01:07:30.605 align:center Pigs don't have a purpose except to be eaten by humans. 01:07:31.235 --> 01:07:32.485 align:center Is it true? 01:07:33.780 --> 01:07:36.450 align:center It's true. For many pigs, it's true. 01:07:36.532 --> 01:07:41.322 align:center So my mother and my father and my brothers and my sisters all... 01:07:41.829 --> 01:07:43.209 align:center Probably, dear. 01:07:45.708 --> 01:07:49.008 align:center - Do you want to talk about it? - No, it's all right. 01:07:50.838 --> 01:07:54.048 align:center I understand. I'll be all right. 01:07:57.929 --> 01:08:01.019 align:center Even the boss? 01:08:02.517 --> 01:08:03.857 align:center Yes, dear. 01:08:30.920 --> 01:08:34.050 align:center Babe? Babe! 01:08:35.258 --> 01:08:36.388 align:center Babe! 01:08:40.429 --> 01:08:41.769 align:center Babe! 01:08:44.350 --> 01:08:45.360 align:center Babe! 01:08:49.564 --> 01:08:52.944 align:center Babe's run away. Rex? 01:08:55.194 --> 01:08:56.274 align:center Please? 01:08:57.864 --> 01:08:58.904 align:center Call the boss. 01:09:21.971 --> 01:09:23.301 align:center He's over here. 01:09:24.390 --> 01:09:26.650 align:center Hold on, Pig, you'll be home soon. 01:09:34.817 --> 01:09:38.157 align:center He's got a cold, but that doesn't explain a pig not eating. 01:09:38.779 --> 01:09:42.119 align:center He's got me stonkered, Arthur. But I can tell you this, 01:09:42.200 --> 01:09:45.330 align:center if you don't get some fluids into him soon, you're gonna lose him. 01:09:48.039 --> 01:09:53.129 align:center Come on, son. Pull yourself together. The boss needs you. 01:10:09.268 --> 01:10:10.818 align:center Here we go. 01:10:12.605 --> 01:10:15.145 align:center Come on, Pig. Come on. 01:10:16.025 --> 01:10:20.775 align:center There's a boy. There's my boy. Come on, then. Come on. 01:10:28.246 --> 01:10:30.336 align:center If I had words 01:10:32.208 --> 01:10:34.588 align:center To make a day for you 01:10:38.089 --> 01:10:40.929 align:center I'd sing you a morning 01:10:42.218 --> 01:10:44.018 align:center Golden and true 01:10:46.889 --> 01:10:49.769 align:center I would make this day 01:10:50.518 --> 01:10:53.018 align:center Last for all time 01:10:54.522 --> 01:10:56.692 align:center Then fill the night 01:10:57.358 --> 01:11:00.238 align:center Deep in moonshine 01:11:02.238 --> 01:11:04.908 align:center If I had words 01:11:05.408 --> 01:11:08.578 align:center To make a day for you 01:11:09.203 --> 01:11:15.043 align:center I'd give you a morning golden and true 01:11:18.004 --> 01:11:21.294 align:center I would make this day 01:11:21.382 --> 01:11:24.212 align:center Last for all time 01:12:45.132 --> 01:12:47.132 align:center Listen, Arthur, I'll tell you what we can do. 01:12:47.218 --> 01:12:50.518 align:center You're listed third, but we can put you last in the program. 01:12:50.596 --> 01:12:54.056 align:center However, you must be here by 3:30, otherwise you'll be disqualified. 01:12:54.141 --> 01:12:55.471 align:center All right. 01:13:12.493 --> 01:13:16.453 align:center And welcome back to the National Grand Challenge Sheepdog Trials, 01:13:16.539 --> 01:13:20.209 align:center coming today from the Kingsmith Show Ground in the heart of sheep country. 01:13:20.709 --> 01:13:22.799 align:center The weather's been a little patchy, 01:13:22.878 --> 01:13:27.508 align:center but we've already seen some wonderful work by these talented dogs. 01:13:38.686 --> 01:13:39.856 align:center Stay there. 01:13:40.855 --> 01:13:42.815 align:center Excuse me, sheep. 01:13:43.816 --> 01:13:46.606 align:center Hello! Hello! Good morning to you all! 01:13:50.030 --> 01:13:52.580 align:center Oh, boy, I've never met a sheep with such a strong, dark face. 01:13:52.783 --> 01:13:54.533 align:center Are they feeding you well? 01:13:56.370 --> 01:13:57.960 align:center Babe, I'll try. 01:13:58.831 --> 01:14:02.331 align:center All right, blockheads! Pay attention over here! 01:14:02.626 --> 01:14:06.756 align:center Now, you pay attention to what this pig has to say to you 01:14:06.881 --> 01:14:09.541 align:center or I'll come in there and rip you to shreds! 01:14:11.719 --> 01:14:13.139 align:center Hadn't thought of this. 01:14:13.220 --> 01:14:15.690 align:center Keep trying, keep talking to them. I'll see what I can do. 01:14:20.227 --> 01:14:23.647 align:center Doesn't it look a picture? Our show ground on the telly! 01:14:23.731 --> 01:14:27.401 align:center - Apart from the weather. - Oh, look! There's your Bert! 01:14:27.485 --> 01:14:30.155 align:center Bert Ford and Sweep doing very well so far. 01:14:30.237 --> 01:14:32.697 align:center Sweep's having a little trouble with this gate, Clive. 01:14:32.781 --> 01:14:36.491 align:center A lot of trouble actually. That's going to set Bert back. 01:14:36.577 --> 01:14:39.247 align:center Don't worry, Valda. It's just a little slipup. 01:14:39.330 --> 01:14:42.050 align:center Look, he's doing much better now. 01:14:42.124 --> 01:14:44.164 align:center No, no, no. Too many loose sheep, there. 01:14:44.251 --> 01:14:46.291 align:center And Sweep's usually such a reliable dog. 01:14:51.091 --> 01:14:52.801 align:center Hey. Whoa! Stop! 01:15:05.064 --> 01:15:08.274 align:center If those sheep won't talk to Babe, the boss is going to look like an idiot. 01:15:08.359 --> 01:15:11.489 align:center - I don't know what to do. - There is one thing. 01:15:11.570 --> 01:15:14.290 align:center - Rex... - I've gotta go! I'll try to be back in time. 01:15:23.707 --> 01:15:26.587 align:center It must've been terrible weather for you, 01:15:26.835 --> 01:15:29.795 align:center out in the field with all this rain we've been having. 01:15:35.719 --> 01:15:37.389 align:center Hey, that dog's in a hurry. 01:15:37.471 --> 01:15:40.011 align:center Come on, Nick, I got a beer and a TV waiting. 01:15:53.612 --> 01:15:56.612 align:center The last entry is Pig. Owner, A. Hoggett. 01:15:56.699 --> 01:15:58.659 align:center - Was that Hoggett? - I think it was! 01:15:58.993 --> 01:15:59.993 align:center Huh? 01:16:00.077 --> 01:16:02.997 align:center He said Hoggett. It was clear as a bell. 01:16:03.622 --> 01:16:08.162 align:center Must be another Hoggett. We only have the two dogs, and they certainly 01:16:08.419 --> 01:16:09.629 align:center aren't... 01:16:21.140 --> 01:16:23.150 align:center Wolf! Wolf! 01:16:23.225 --> 01:16:25.475 align:center - Wolf! Wolf! - Wolf! Wolf! 01:16:27.313 --> 01:16:29.603 align:center Shut up, you morons! 01:16:29.857 --> 01:16:31.567 align:center The little pig's in trouble. 01:16:32.693 --> 01:16:35.403 align:center What trouble have come to our Babe, Wolf? 01:16:35.696 --> 01:16:38.196 align:center The sheep at the trials won't talk to the little fellow. 01:16:38.282 --> 01:16:40.532 align:center They won't listen. He doesn't know what to do. 01:16:41.160 --> 01:16:43.170 align:center Don't know what we could do to help. 01:16:43.245 --> 01:16:45.705 align:center It's not right to give help to a wolf. 01:16:47.041 --> 01:16:48.951 align:center You wait here, Wolf. 01:16:49.043 --> 01:16:52.583 align:center You'll have to speak up. I'm a little hard of hearing. 01:16:54.006 --> 01:16:56.546 align:center I asked you to wait here, Wolf. 01:16:56.634 --> 01:16:59.424 align:center Do what you're told by an old sheep for a change 01:16:59.511 --> 01:17:01.471 align:center and we'll see what we can do for you. 01:17:03.557 --> 01:17:06.107 align:center Work completed. Restore power. 01:17:08.854 --> 01:17:10.484 align:center Very frustrating, indeed, 01:17:10.564 --> 01:17:12.814 align:center to be sitting up here wondering what's causing all the delay. 01:17:12.900 --> 01:17:15.910 align:center But we have someone on their way to the judges' rooms now. 01:17:15.986 --> 01:17:18.486 align:center We'll tell you what's causing the problem as soon as we find out. 01:17:18.572 --> 01:17:19.902 align:center Perhaps it's a drug test, Eric? 01:17:19.990 --> 01:17:21.160 align:center Yeah, it could be. 01:17:21.241 --> 01:17:24.161 align:center I've never heard of a drug test at a sheepdog contest before. 01:17:24.244 --> 01:17:25.414 align:center Neither have I. 01:17:26.372 --> 01:17:29.372 align:center We've got something here that might be of use to our pig. 01:17:29.458 --> 01:17:31.128 align:center Password! Password! 01:17:32.461 --> 01:17:37.751 align:center Before we gives you anything, Wolf, you'll be making us a solemn promise. 01:17:38.342 --> 01:17:40.002 align:center - Yes? - Treat us civil! 01:17:40.094 --> 01:17:42.594 align:center Yes! You gotta treat us nice-like. 01:17:43.597 --> 01:17:44.937 align:center I'll try. 01:17:45.015 --> 01:17:46.895 align:center - No biting! - That's right. 01:17:46.975 --> 01:17:49.975 align:center Wolf must avoid biting us sheep at all costs! 01:17:50.062 --> 01:17:52.392 align:center All right! I'll try that, too. I'll try. 01:17:52.856 --> 01:17:54.196 align:center It's preposterous! 01:17:54.274 --> 01:17:56.694 align:center We'd be the laughingstock of every sheepdog organization 01:17:56.777 --> 01:17:58.827 align:center in every civilized country in the world! 01:17:58.904 --> 01:18:00.734 align:center - There's no rule... - We'll see about that 01:18:00.823 --> 01:18:03.283 align:center when the adjudication committee have finished their meeting. 01:18:03.367 --> 01:18:05.037 align:center I mean, what will we have next year, huh? 01:18:05.119 --> 01:18:08.749 align:center A laughing hyena doing show jumping, I suppose? 01:18:08.831 --> 01:18:12.331 align:center But the most important of all, you must promise 01:18:12.418 --> 01:18:16.178 align:center never ever to let this password we be about to give 01:18:16.255 --> 01:18:18.425 align:center to be used against any sheep anywhere. 01:18:18.507 --> 01:18:21.057 align:center I promise you that. I'll make sure the pig knows it, too. 01:18:21.135 --> 01:18:23.975 align:center - We have the promise! - 'Tis for Babe. 01:18:24.054 --> 01:18:26.724 align:center - 'Tis for his sake. - Maa would have wanted it. 01:18:30.477 --> 01:18:33.227 align:center Baa, ram, ewe. 01:18:33.313 --> 01:18:36.103 align:center Baa, ram, ewe. 01:18:36.191 --> 01:18:40.061 align:center To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. 01:18:40.154 --> 01:18:44.654 align:center Sheep be true. Baa, ram, ewe. 01:18:45.826 --> 01:18:48.076 align:center Is that it? Is that the password? 01:19:05.012 --> 01:19:08.262 align:center Mr. Hoggett, the judges would like me to convey to you 01:19:08.348 --> 01:19:11.768 align:center their disappointment that a man such as yourself, 01:19:11.852 --> 01:19:13.772 align:center with a long and honorable association 01:19:13.854 --> 01:19:16.234 align:center with the work of the National Sheepdog Association, 01:19:16.315 --> 01:19:20.615 align:center should see fit to flout the historic conventions 01:19:20.694 --> 01:19:23.024 align:center which have long ruled our sport. 01:19:23.614 --> 01:19:26.784 align:center However, we find there is no rule, as such, 01:19:26.867 --> 01:19:31.537 align:center which would prevent your animal being entered. 01:19:46.094 --> 01:19:48.804 align:center The committee has ruled. If you wish to proceed, 01:19:48.889 --> 01:19:50.689 align:center there is nothing we can do to stop you. 01:19:53.602 --> 01:19:55.142 align:center What do you wish to do? 01:20:02.569 --> 01:20:05.579 align:center But there appears to be some movement down there now, 01:20:05.656 --> 01:20:12.076 align:center and I expect if there are no further problems, we shall see Hoggett and his dog, Pig. 01:20:12.579 --> 01:20:15.379 align:center - Unusual name. Strange name, isn't it, for a... - Pig. 01:20:15.457 --> 01:20:17.207 align:center Anyone for a game of cards? 01:20:17.292 --> 01:20:19.332 align:center Good grief! Look at that! 01:20:37.187 --> 01:20:38.437 align:center He's a fool! 01:20:40.607 --> 01:20:44.737 align:center Entry number 23, Mr. A. Hoggett with Pig. 01:21:12.180 --> 01:21:14.980 align:center This is just too crazy to believe. 01:21:15.058 --> 01:21:16.898 align:center And if all that isn't enough for you, 01:21:16.977 --> 01:21:19.067 align:center now we have a stray dog on the field. 01:21:19.146 --> 01:21:20.896 align:center They're trying to round him up. 01:21:20.981 --> 01:21:22.391 align:center The dog's gonna give it a few tips 01:21:22.482 --> 01:21:24.232 align:center on how to be a sheep-pig, I think. 01:21:38.457 --> 01:21:41.047 align:center Well, it's up to him now. 01:21:58.644 --> 01:21:59.684 align:center Away to me, Pig. 01:22:10.197 --> 01:22:11.367 align:center Get off! 01:22:15.702 --> 01:22:18.782 align:center Baa, ram, ewe. Baa, ram, ewe! 01:22:19.373 --> 01:22:22.913 align:center To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. 01:22:23.001 --> 01:22:25.961 align:center Sheep be true. Baa, ram, ewe. 01:22:26.046 --> 01:22:29.716 align:center What... What did you say? 01:22:30.968 --> 01:22:33.468 align:center Get yourself a dog, Hoggett. 01:22:40.560 --> 01:22:43.990 align:center There, there, Esme. It's not the end of the world, you know. 01:22:44.064 --> 01:22:46.144 align:center Is he just going to stand there 01:22:46.233 --> 01:22:47.983 align:center until his time runs out, I wonder? 01:22:48.068 --> 01:22:50.158 align:center Or could this be some sort of protest? 01:22:50.237 --> 01:22:51.277 align:center You know, Clive, 01:22:51.363 --> 01:22:53.483 align:center maybe we should line up an interview with the sheep-pig? 01:22:53.573 --> 01:22:55.903 align:center Or the sheep-pig's trainer. 01:22:55.993 --> 01:22:58.073 align:center He's a very lively sort of fellow by the looks of things. 01:22:58.161 --> 01:22:59.241 align:center Good heavens! 01:23:25.814 --> 01:23:27.984 align:center - Hey! - It's Babe! 01:23:29.526 --> 01:23:30.526 align:center Huh? 01:23:40.787 --> 01:23:42.877 align:center - I... - It's... 01:23:43.665 --> 01:23:44.915 align:center Hmm. 01:23:50.589 --> 01:23:54.349 align:center Wow! Beautifully done! I can't tell you how grateful I am to y'all. 01:23:54.760 --> 01:23:56.350 align:center Now, for one last favor. 01:23:56.428 --> 01:23:59.638 align:center If the three ladies with collars would kindly walk out of the ring, 01:23:59.723 --> 01:24:01.893 align:center I'd be very much obliged. 01:25:49.791 --> 01:25:52.621 align:center And so it was that in all the celebration, 01:25:52.711 --> 01:25:55.541 align:center in all the hubbub of noise and excitement, 01:25:55.630 --> 01:25:59.260 align:center there were two figures who stood silent and still 01:25:59.342 --> 01:26:00.922 align:center side-by-side. 01:26:04.264 --> 01:26:07.264 align:center The pig did it! The pig did it! Got a perfect score! 01:26:07.976 --> 01:26:10.766 align:center Yippee! Yippee! 01:26:11.938 --> 01:26:16.198 align:center And though every single human in the stands or in the commentary boxes 01:26:16.276 --> 01:26:18.776 align:center was at a complete loss for words, 01:26:19.946 --> 01:26:23.946 align:center the man who in his life had uttered fewer words than any of them, 01:26:24.034 --> 01:26:26.914 align:center knew exactly what to say. 01:26:28.788 --> 01:26:30.168 align:center That'll do, Pig. 01:26:34.085 --> 01:26:35.505 align:center That'll do.