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<i>This is a tale
about an unprejudiced heart</i>

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<i>and how it changed our valley forever.</i>

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<i>There was a time not so long ago</i>

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<i>when pigs were afforded no respect
except by other pigs.</i>

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<i>They lived their whole lives
in a cruel and sunless world.</i>

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<i>In those days, pigs believed
that the sooner they grew large and fat,</i>

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<i>the sooner they'd be taken into pig paradise.</i>

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Get up!

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<i>A place so wonderful,
that no pig had ever thought to come back.</i>

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Yeah!

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Good-bye, Mom.

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<i>So when the day came
for their parents</i>

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<i>to go to that other world of endless pleasures,</i>

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<i>it was not a time for young pigs to be sad,</i>

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<i>just another step towards the day
when they, too, would make the journey.</i>

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<i>Perhaps it was because he was alone.</i>

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<i>Perhaps his sadness
made him easier to catch.</i>

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<i>Whatever the reason, of the thousands
of animals in the piggery that day,</i>

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<i>only one was chosen.</i>

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- How's this one, Harry?
- Just right for the purpose.

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- How much do I owe you?
- It's a runt, Harry.

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Just a worthless, little runt.

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You're too modest, Esme Hoggett.

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Nine out of 10 first prizes for jams and jellies
is more than a matter of luck.

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Well, luck still plays its part.

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Our berries were wickedly good this year,
and our water is very tasty, too.

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Of course, we don't use the town water.

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Arthur Hoggett!
Hey, how's it going there, Arthur?

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How are those sheep of yours?
Come on, try your luck.

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How about taking a guess here, Arthur?
All for a good cause.

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Don't keep pigs.

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Oh, Christmas day. Think of it. What a feast!

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That'll do, Pig.

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<i>The pig and the farmer regarded each other</i>

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<i>and for a fleeting moment,
something passed between them.</i>

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<i>A faint sense of some common destiny.</i>

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Huh. Strange.

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First time the little thing
hasn't screamed its head off.

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Now you'll have to have a guess.

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16 pounds, 5...

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Ew.

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2 ounces.

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Hoggett!

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Hoggett!

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Thanks, Arthur.
We'll be weighing the little pig tomorrow.

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We'll phone you if you win.

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When you win, Arthur! When you win!

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Care to guess the pig's weight, sir?
Support the Lions Club.

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Oh!

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What could we do with a pig, eh, Duchess?

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Just think: two nice hams,
two sides of bacon,

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oooh, and pork chops,
kidney, liver, chitlins, pickle his feet,

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save his blood for black pudding.

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There's the telephone. Hoggett!

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<i>Good news, Arthur. You've won the pig.</i>

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Oh.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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- What is it, Mom?
- That's a pig.

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- They'll eat him when he's big.
- Will they eat us when we're big enough?

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Good heavens, no!

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The bosses only eat stupid animals
like sheep and ducks and chickens.

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It does look stupid, Mom.

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Not as stupid as sheep, mind you,
but pigs are definitely stupid.

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Excuse me. No, we're not.

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Good heavens! Who are you?

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I'm a Large White.

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Yes, that's your breed, dear.
What's your name?

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I don't know.

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Well, what did your mother call you to
tell you apart from your brothers and sisters?

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Our mom called us all the same.

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And what was that, dear?

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She called us all Babe.

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Perhaps we shouldn't talk
too much about family.

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I want my mom.

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There, there.
You've got to be a brave boy now.

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I left my mother when I was your age,
and my pups will have to leave me soon,

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but I'll keep an eye on you, if you like,
just till you find your feet.

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The little pig's a bit low.
He's going to sleep with us

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just till he finds his feet.

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Until he finds his feet.

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But, Mom, he'll wet the bed!

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Nonsense!

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If you do want to do anything,
you'll go outside, won't you?

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Good boy.

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Yeah! Yeah!
Stomp on him! Stomp on him! Stomp on him!

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What's your name, Pig?

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- What does he taste like?
- Where did he come from?

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Coming through! Hey, get lost!

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We've got to do something about that duck.

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Oh! Oh!

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Doodle-loo-dee-doo.

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- What's that noise?
- It's only Ferdinand.

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- What's Ferdinand?
- He's a duck.

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- He wants to be a rooster.
- He hates being a duck.

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We'll catch him one day and eat him.
Won't we, Mom?

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Yes, dear.

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Yech! Who'd want to eat a duck?

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Babe, you wait here.

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- Aren't pigs allowed?
- Not live ones.

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Sorry, dear.
Only dogs and cats inside the house.

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- Why?
- That's just the way things are.

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Whoa!

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Ow!

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Pig, pig, pig, piggy!

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What a spectacular feast I've got for you.
Yes! What a lucky little pork chop you are.

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Delicious! Oh, yes! Yum, yum, yum.

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Who's gonna grow up to be a big, fat pig?
You are! You are! Yum, yum, yum.

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- Where are we going?
- To work with the sheep.

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- What's sheep?
- Sheep is animals with thick, woolly coats.

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- And thick, woolly heads.
- And men can't look after them without us.

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Why do they need us?

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'Cause we're sheepdogs!

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- Not you, dear.
- Why not?

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We have to do dogs' work. You're a pig.
Your job is to stay here and eat your food.

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We'll be back at the end of the day.

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They don't think I'll remember.
Well, I don't forget.

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Seems like a sheep's just born to suffer.

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Hello? Excuse me.

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- Darn wolf!
- I'm not a wolf.

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- I'm a pig. What are you?
- Ewe.

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Pig. What are you?

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I'm a ewe. A ewe!

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You're a sheep!

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I'll not be called a common sheep,
thank you kindly.

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I'm a Border Leicester ewe. The name's Maa.

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Oh.

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What's wrong with you, Maa?

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Foot rot and I got me a nasty cough,
and I'm not as young as I used to be.

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Hmph.

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Seem like a nice young pig.

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- What be your name?
- Babe.

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Not like them wolves.
Treat you like dirt, they do!

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Bite you as soon as look at you,
those savages!

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- Bite you?
- And worse.

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Some wolves be so bad,
they run a sheep down and tear it to pieces.

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Fly would never do that!

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Fly, is it?
A right vicious creature she be, I'll tell you.

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- Not Fly.
- All them wolves is cruel to sheep.

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Always have been.

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Brutal savages! That's what they be.

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I wouldn't want to see a gentle soul like you
mixing with the likes of them, young 'un.

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<i>That afternoon when he saw Fly,
the pig's mind was a tangle of questions.</i>

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<i>Cruel, vicious, brutal?</i>

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<i>What was it that dogs did in the fields all day?</i>

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Hello, Babe. Had a good day?

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Yes, thank you.

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<i>The old sheep
had to be wrong about Fly,</i>

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<i>and the pig promised himself that he would
never think badly of any creature ever again.</i>

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<i>The morning of the terrible crime
started like any other on Hoggett Farm.</i>

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Coming through! Coming through!

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Take off!

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- Now!
- Up, up, up.

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I was worried it might have a harsh tone,

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but that's quite
a nice musical ring, don't you think?

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I walked into O'Halloran's Hardware,
and there it was waiting for me.

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What a splendid way
to wake up each morning!

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Hoggett, dear. Church.

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<i>When embarking
on an audacious crime,</i>

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<i>a duck needs a willing accomplice.</i>

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<i>A creature who is reliable, beyond suspicion
and above all, extremely gullible.</i>

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Hey! Psst!

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What?

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You look like an intelligent,
sophisticated, discerning young fella.

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- Who, me?
- Yeah. Follow me.

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Oh, boy! Are you in for some fun!

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What are we doing?
Where are we going?

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<i>Now the duck knew
exactly what he had to do.</i>

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<i>The alarm clock had to go.
His very life depended on it.</i>

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Do you see it?

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Yes.

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Good.

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So I go through the kitchen,
across the living room.

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- Good, good. Yeah.
- Into the bedroom.

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Get the mechanical rooster
and bring it out to you.

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- What about that cat?
- But quietly bring it out to you.

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- Excellent.
- I don't think I can do it.

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It's against the rules.
Only dogs and cats allowed in the house.

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I like that rule. It's a good rule,
but this is bigger than rules.

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This is life and death.

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- It is?
- Follow me.

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Hello! Look,
there's something you should know.

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- Yes?
- Humans eat ducks!

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I beg your pardon?

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Most ducks prefer to forget it, but the fact is,

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that humans like to eat
plump, attractive ducks.

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Oh, I don't think so.
Not the boss. Not the boss's wife.

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Oh, come on. Humans don't eat cats. Why?

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- Well, they're...
- They're indispensable. They catch mice.

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Humans don't eat roosters. Why?

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They make eggs with the hens
and wake everyone up in the morning.

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I tried it with the hens, it didn't work.

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So I turned to crowing and Io!
I discover my gift.

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But no sooner do I become indispensable,
then they bring in a machine to do the job!

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The treachery of it!
A mechanical rooster!

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- Oh, dear me.
- Oh, dear you?

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I suppose the life of an anorexic duck

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doesn't amount to much
in the broad scheme of things.

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But, Pig, I'm all I've got.

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Why do you need me to do it?

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I'm allergic to cats.

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Oh.

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They make me sneeze.

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Ah.

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Don't worry. I won't wake the cat.

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My life is in your hands.

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Oh, dear.

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Oh, no!

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Ah, boy.

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No, no, no! No, no, no!

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Your foot, your foot!
Take the string off your foot.

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Wait, wait. Let me put it this way.
Stop. Turn around...

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No, no, no! The other way! Turn!

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Stop! Stop! Stop, stop, stop!

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Go outside now.

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But you said you can't do without me.

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I can, I can, I can. Trust me, I can.

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- Are you sure? You're positive?
- Yes!

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Go outside and stand guard.

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Okay. Good idea.

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Oh, boy. Want something done,
you gotta do it yourself.

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Hmm.

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Guard against what?

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Nothing. Don't worry.

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Stick with me and, please,
I beg you, not one more word.

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All right.

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Ah!

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Don't sneeze, Ferdie.

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Just hold your breath.

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It was my mistake.
I was trying to loosen things up a little.

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But, no. Today proves that it doesn't work.
From now on, we'll all respect the rules.

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To each creature its own destiny
and every animal in its proper place.

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And a pig's proper place is under the old cart,
not in the barn

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and absolutely never in the house.

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- Is that understood?
- Yes, sir.

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Now, Pig, regarding the company you keep.

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Being young, it's hard to discriminate,
so I'll make it easy for you.

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I forbid you to talk to or consort
with that duck ever.

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Do I make myself clear?

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What's consort?

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It means, young man, that you must not
go anywhere near that duck.

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And as for the fugitive duck,
when he shows himself, let him know this,

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being a duck he must behave like a duck.
No more of this crowing and nonsense.

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He should accept what he is
and be thankful for it.

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- That goes for all of us.
- Here, here!

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<i>Rex continued
long into the night.</i>

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<i>Elsewhere, there was more talk.</i>

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<i>The subject was Christmas dinner</i>

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<i>and whether that year the main course
would be roast pork or Duck a l'Orange.</i>

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And pork is a nice, sweet meat.

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Then there's the crackling.
That always adds interest and texture.

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Get him!

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Get the pig! Get the pig! Get the pig!

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Get him! Get him!

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Psst!

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Ferdinand! Everyone's been looking for you.

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- What is this place?
- What's happening out there?

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Well, Rex isn't very happy.
Boy, all these new rules!

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- See, I'm not allowed to... Oops!
- Not allowed to what?

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Huh?

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What?

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Pig, pig, pig, pig, piggy!

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You didn't see me, all right?

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And I didn't see you. All right? Oops.

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<i>The time comes for all creatures</i>

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<i>when childhood ends
and the doorway opens to life as an adult.</i>

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<i>And so it was with Fly's pups.</i>

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<i>Though that time was all too soon for Fly.</i>

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Puppy, puppy, puppy. Come on.

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In my pocket.

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Fly?

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May I call you Mom?

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<i>And so it was that the pig
found his place in the world of the farm.</i>

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<i>And he was happy, even in his dreams.</i>

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- Hello!
- Folks, how are you? Merry Christmas!

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- Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas!

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How's my favorite girl?

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Nanny's got a jellybean.

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Give us a kiss.

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Guess what we're having
for Christmas dinner?

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Roast pork.

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I hate pork.

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Darn silly carry-on, if you ask me.

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The cat says they call it Christmas.

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Christmas! Christmas dinner, yeah.

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Dinner means death.

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Death means carnage!
Christmas means carnage!

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Christmas means carnage!

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Oh.

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Yes.

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Wait.

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Eating pigs!

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Barbarians!

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You're going back to the fields, Maa.

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Young 'un,
tragic there ain't more of your kind.

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I'll be thinking of you always.

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I could come and visit you, Maa.

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I'd like that, but...

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Well, we shouldn't hope for too much.

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<i>And so, it was Christmas Eve,
and time had run out for the pig.</i>

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Are you doing him tonight, then?

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Mmm.

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Good. The blood will drain by morning.

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- Pity.
- What's that?

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Nothing.

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What on earth are you babbling on about?

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Shame to miss out on the best ham prize
at next year's fair, is all.

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Nice plump haunches he's getting.

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Beautiful. Still...

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Silly to wait, I suppose.

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Here it is!

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- The bird.
- Yuck. Chicken?

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- No, it's Duck a l'Orange.
- And, Mother, it looks absolutely superb.

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- I'm not going to eat any of it!
- Oh, this is fabulous.

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Ferdinand!

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If you're out here, who's that in there?

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Her name's Rosanna.

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Why Rosanna?

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She had such a beautiful nature.

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Oh, Ferdinand.

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- I can't take it anymore.
- Really!

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The fear's too much for a duck.
It eats away at the soul.

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There must be kinder dispositions
in far-off gentler lands.

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The only way you'll find happiness
is to accept

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that the way things are is the way things are.

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The way things are stinks!
I'm not gonna be a goner. I'm gone.

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I wish all of you the best of luck.

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- Where will you go?
- No idea.

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But I'm a clever duck.
I could do with an adventure.

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- I'll miss you, Ferdie.
- Ferdie? No one's ever called me that before.

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- Hey, good luck, Pig. I am out of here.
- Bye-bye.

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Ow!

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And would you do me a favor, Pig?

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- Anything.
- Open the gate, huh?

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Whoa!

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<i>The pig knew
it was against the rules to leave the farm,</i>

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<i>but something was definitely wrong.</i>

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How lovely, darling. What is it?

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It's a fax machine, Mother.
You can send us letters by phone.

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- Hmm.
- Oh.

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<i>At any other time,
the pig would've been tickled pink</i>

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<i>by his first visit to the sheep fields,
but now there was fear in the air.</i>

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<i>Maa and her kind were under threat.</i>

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Hey, Frank, feel like pork for dinner tonight?

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- Young 'un, you're alive!
- Maa!

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What's happening? Who are these men?

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I'll get him out. Come around, Sniff!

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Where's our boss? It doesn't seem right.

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What's wrong, dear?

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It's the wrong one!

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I want the house I saw on the television!

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Oh, there, there.

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Get! Quick! Get the dog in.

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- Round up the sheep!
- Come on!

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Let's go!

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Good dog.

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Good pig.

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Hmm.

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Oh!

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Hey, hey.
Dad says his little porker's a watch pig.

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Dearie me!
If it's not a duck that thinks it's a rooster,

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it's a pig that thinks it's a dog!

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A pig that thinks it's a dog!

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...a washing machine,
a radio, a new alarm clock.

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I think it's a lovely fax machine, darling,
but can't you use it?

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We already have one, Mom.
That's the whole idea.

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We can send faxes to each other.

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Now, don't be afraid of it
just because it's new.

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These accounts are a real worry, Arthur.

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Every month your expenditure
is greater than your income.

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It's eating up your reserves the whole time.

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You need to modernize,
get some sort of cash flow going.

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You're still using a horse and cart,
for God's sakes.

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- Dad?
- Funny, that.

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What?

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Those chickens, that pig.

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What's the pig got to do with anything?

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Nothing.

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Just look at them. The browns and the whites.

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Come, Rex. Come, Fly.

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Come, Pig.

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Come, Pig!

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Perhaps he's pleased with you
for what you did yesterday.

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I didn't do much.

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If it wasn't for you, dear,
they could've stolen the whole flock.

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- Is Rex unhappy with me?
- Oh. He'll be all right, dear.

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Just stay out of his way today.

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Way to be, Fly. Rex, come by.

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That'll do.

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You're so quick.
I'd never be able to fly like you can.

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Pigs aren't built to fly, dear,
but speed isn't the thing, it's attitude.

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They just have to know who's boss.

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Out you go.

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Mmm.

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Get them up, Pig.

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He wants you to drive them out of the yard.

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- Away to me, Pig.
- Remember, you have to dominate them.

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Do that and they'll do anything you want.
Go. Go.

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This is ridiculous, Mom.

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Nonsense. It's only your first try.

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But you're treating them like equals.
They're sheep. They're inferior.

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- Oh! No, they're not.
- Of course they are!

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We are their masters, Babe.

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Let them doubt it for a second
and they'll walk all over you.

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Fly, get that pig out of there.

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Make them feel inferior.
Abuse them. Insult them.

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- Fly!
- But they'll laugh at me.

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Then bite them. Be ruthless.
Whatever it takes. Bend them to your will.

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- Enough!
- Go on! Go!

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Move along there, you...

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You big butt heads!

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Ow!

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Young 'un, stop this nonsense.
What's got into you all of a sudden?

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I just got finished
telling what a nice young pig you be.

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Maa, I was just trying to be a sheepdog.

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Enough wolves in the world already
without a nice lad like you turning nasty.

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You haven't got it in you, young 'un.

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You and I are descended
from the great sheepdogs.

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We carry the bloodline of the ancient Bahou.

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We stand for something.

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And today I watched in shame
as all that was betrayed.

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Rex, dear, he's just a little pig.

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All the greater the insult.

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I'm sorry I bit you. Are you all right?

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I wouldn't call that a bite, myself.

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You got teeth in that floppy mouth of yours
or just gums?

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You see, ladies, a heart of gold.

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Heart of gold.

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No need for all this wolf nonsense, young 'un.

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All a nice little pig like you need do is ask.

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Thanks very much. It was very kind of you.

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- A pleasure.
- What a nice little pig!

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All right, how did you do it?

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I asked them and they did it.
I just asked them nicely.

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We don't ask sheep, dear.
We tell them what to do.

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But I did, Mom. They were really friendly.

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Maybe Rex might be a little more friendly
if I had a talk with him.

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No, no, no.
I think you better leave that to me.

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Rex?

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I know it was hard for you today
watching all that happening,

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but surely it's not worth all this misery.

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Please, dear, not on such a beautiful night.

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You put these ideas into his head!

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Two-faced traitorous...

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Get down! Down, Rex. Fly!

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Rex!

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<i>A dark cloud
had descended on the valley,</i>

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<i>and the pig felt
that the troubles were all his fault.</i>

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<i>But he was certain
that he knew how to put things right again.</i>

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Excuse me, sir.

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But I think all this trouble...

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Well, it's not distemper. Can't be rabies.

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Must be the hormones.

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What about Hoggett's notion,
the dog being jealous of the wee pig?

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I don't see that myself.

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No. So what should we do?

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Well, you can keep him locked up
or snip, snip. I can do it Tuesday.

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- No.
- Or Wednesday.

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Hoggett doesn't want the dog operated on.
He's a breeding dog.

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Well, now, I can sedate him, of course,
but he'll be useless as a working dog.

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I'll give you some pills
to put in his food.

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Good dog.

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<i>A pig
doing the work of a sheepdog?</i>

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<i>With Rex out of action
and Fly injured from the fight,</i>

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<i>Farmer Hoggett had no choice.</i>

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Maa! Maa!
The boss has to give you some medicine.

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Oh, dear, I thought so! It's horrible stuff, that.

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I know, but it's for the best.

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Oh, our young 'un, if you say so.

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Shoo! Shoo!

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<i>When the thought first came to him,</i>

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<i>Farmer Hoggett dismissed it as mere whimsy,</i>

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<i>but like most of his harebrained ideas,
it wouldn't go away.</i>

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- What are they doing?
- It's a sheepdog trial.

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So it's like a competition
for sheepdogs?

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And their bosses.
It's like an obstacle course.

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How do they decide who wins?

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Well, it's time and mistakes.

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You get points for how quick you are
and they take points off for every mistake.

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Every time a sheep goes the wrong way,
that's a mistake and you lose points.

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Looks like fun!

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For a sheepdog,
there's no prouder moment.

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You know, Rex and I used to...

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Never mind.

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Was Rex a champion?

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He had the makings
of the greatest champion there ever was,

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but it wasn't to be.

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- What happened?
- A while back when Rex was in his prime,

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<i>the winter rains
brought a great flood to the valley.</i>

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<i>Rex and the boss
got most of the flock onto the high ground.</i>

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<i>Then Rex went back to look for the strays.</i>

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<i>He found them.
They'd been stranded by the rising water.</i>

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<i>He tried to herd them across to safety,
but they wouldn't budge.</i>

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<i>Too afraid and too stupid
to save their own skins.</i>

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<i>It was freezing cold and the water kept rising.</i>

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<i>Rex stayed with them right through the night.</i>

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<i>By morning, the sheep were drowned.</i>

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<i>And when they found Rex,
he was barely alive.</i>

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<i>Oh, Mom!</i>

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Two weeks rest in front of the fire
saw him back on his feet,

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but his hearing was never the same again.

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He'd never want anyone to know,
but he's almost totally deaf.

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- Is that why he's so, you know, angry?
- That's not the half of it.

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All this was barely a month
before the Grand National Challenge.

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<i>He tried his best, but he couldn't hear
the boss's calls, and it slowed him up.</i>

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<i>The cold truth is that,
but for the stupidity of sheep,</i>

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<i>Rex would've been
the champion of champions.</i>

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Good dog.

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That's it, all right. Good.

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Here we go. All right.

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Now, through here like this.

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And then, big hook to the left. Big hook.

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Big hook. Through this gate here.

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<i>It was at that time</i>

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<i>that Mrs. Hoggett began to worry
about her husband.</i>

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<i>But Farmer Hoggett knew that little ideas</i>

51:35.697 --> 51:39.577
<i>that tickled and nagged
and refused to go away</i>

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<i>should never be ignored</i>

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<i>for in them lie the seeds of destiny.</i>

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Close the gate like that, and you're done.

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Mom. Mom! Mom!
Can we start work early today?

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Oh, dear, it's not even dawn yet.

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You can go to work when the rooster crows.

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Go back to sleep.

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Excuse me.

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Hello, sir.

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Excuse me, but it's nearly dawn and...

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- What?
- Sorry to disturb you,

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but it's nearly dawn,
and I wondered if you'd mind

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crowing just a few minutes
early this morning.

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- Get out of here!
- But, well, see I...

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- Get lost!
- Okay.

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Whoa!

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<i>Now the pig understood
why the sheep called all dogs wolves.</i>

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<i>And he was filled
with a deep and terrible rage.</i>

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Maa! Maa! Are you all right?

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- Hello, young 'un.
- Oh, Maa, can you get up?

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I don't reckon.

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It's over, Maa. The wolves have gone far away.

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I'll get the boss up here to look after you.

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You'll be all right. You'll be all right!

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Oh, Maa! Maa!

54:47.597 --> 54:52.397
- Maa! Maa!
- Maa! Maa!

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Maa!

54:56.231 --> 54:57.981
Maa!

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Home, Pig.

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<i>Fly knew that
there was only one fate for any creature</i>

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<i>that took the life of a sheep on Hoggett Farm.</i>

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<i>But Fly could never believe
that Babe was a sheep killer,</i>

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<i>so she remained in the field
to do something she'd never done before,</i>

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<i>talk to the sheep.</i>

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Tell me. Who killed the old one?

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- Wolf!
- Wolf.

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Is that the only words you half-wits know?

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- Wolf!
- Are you saying it was a dog?

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- Babe!
- Where's Babe?

56:08.261 --> 56:10.051
- Was it wolf or Babe?
- Wolf!

56:10.138 --> 56:11.808
- Wolf!
- Where's Babe!

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Wolf!

56:17.604 --> 56:20.894
<i>Farmer Hoggett was carrying
something in the crook of one arm.</i>

56:20.982 --> 56:23.482
<i>A kind of black, shiny tube.</i>

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Come, Pig.

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<i>The pig had a vague memory
that shiny tubes produced food</i>

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<i>and guessed
that some quite unexpected surprise</i>

56:34.788 --> 56:37.748
<i>would come out of
the two small round mouths.</i>

56:38.208 --> 56:40.758
- Babe!
- Wolf!

56:40.836 --> 56:43.836
- Babe!
- Wolf!

56:44.923 --> 56:46.213
Quiet!

56:48.135 --> 56:50.635
<i>Fly decided to speak very slowly,</i>

56:50.720 --> 56:54.600
<i>for it was a cold fact of nature
that sheep were stupid,</i>

56:54.683 --> 56:57.393
<i>and no one would ever
persuade her otherwise.</i>

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Please, please would you
be so kind as to tell me what happened?

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Quiet!

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Please, tell me what happened this morning.

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<i>The sheep spoke very slowly</i>

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<i>for it was a cold fact of nature
that wolves were ignorant,</i>

57:16.955 --> 57:19.295
<i>and nothing would convince them otherwise.</i>

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Babe came! He saved us!

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The wolves killed Maa.

57:25.338 --> 57:28.048
But Babe drove the wolves away!

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Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you all very much!

57:31.553 --> 57:34.593
Pleasure talking to you.

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Hoggett!

58:05.128 --> 58:06.258
Arthur!

58:10.342 --> 58:12.882
Oh, there you are!
Well, what do you think?

58:12.969 --> 58:15.809
That was the police on the telephone.
Said there are wild dogs about.

58:15.889 --> 58:18.689
Apparently the Mitchells
lost six lambs this morning.

58:19.684 --> 58:21.604
What on earth are you doing with that gun?

58:23.563 --> 58:24.733
Oh...

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Nothing.

58:59.891 --> 59:03.221
Now, it's all very simple.
Just half an hour at 350 degrees.

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I've given you rabbit casserole for Friday.

59:06.147 --> 59:08.527
Now, for Duchess,
it's liver in the morning, heart for the evening.

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Except for Fridays, when it's steak
in the morning and cooked liver at night.

59:11.695 --> 59:14.485
Warm it up in a frying pan for a bit,
but test it before you give it to her

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because she bites into it before she knows
what's what, the silly darling.

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That'll be the bus.

59:25.250 --> 59:27.760
- Oh! Bye-bye.
- Have a good time. Bye.

59:27.836 --> 59:29.506
Hello, everyone!

59:36.052 --> 59:38.222
Oh, dearie me, Valda.

59:38.305 --> 59:40.475
I know I have to be
at the National Conference.

59:40.557 --> 59:43.937
I am the Assistant General Secretary
of the Northeast Region after all,

59:44.019 --> 59:47.609
but I do worry about leaving that man alone.

59:47.689 --> 59:49.949
Still acting a bit strange?

59:50.025 --> 59:54.575
Just silly things.
Odd little things only a wife would notice.

59:54.654 --> 59:58.614
Still, I suppose he can't get up to
too much mischief in just three days, can he?

59:58.700 --> 01:00:00.210
Of course not.

01:00:12.839 --> 01:00:14.259
Go on.

01:00:17.552 --> 01:00:18.712
Go on!

01:00:32.817 --> 01:00:35.987
Oh. Good evening. Shame about the weather.

01:00:37.364 --> 01:00:39.324
Nasty cough!

01:00:41.868 --> 01:00:44.168
<i>It had been a long time since Arthur Hoggett</i>

01:00:44.245 --> 01:00:47.915
<i>had had an animal
in whose abilities he had so much faith.</i>

01:00:50.585 --> 01:00:54.385
<i>And with the National Grand Challenge
Sheepdog Trials only two days away,</i>

01:00:54.464 --> 01:00:58.254
<i>he wasn't going to let the fact
that his animal was a pig deter him.</i>

01:01:00.595 --> 01:01:03.515
<i>He had been worried,
for he was a truthful man,</i>

01:01:03.598 --> 01:01:06.648
<i>that the heading might say "Name of dog,"</i>

01:01:06.726 --> 01:01:09.066
<i>and then whatever he put would be a lie.</i>

01:01:09.145 --> 01:01:12.775
<i>But as it happened, luck, for the moment,
was running with him.</i>

01:01:22.909 --> 01:01:26.289
It's all right, really! I'm just, well...

01:01:26.371 --> 01:01:28.241
Bless you.

01:02:17.338 --> 01:02:19.048
Whoa!

01:02:21.718 --> 01:02:23.348
Oh, no.

01:02:23.428 --> 01:02:25.348
So, what's happening?

01:02:25.472 --> 01:02:27.512
Oh, no.

01:02:31.519 --> 01:02:33.029
Shh. Easy, easy, easy.

01:02:33.271 --> 01:02:35.641
Good pig. Good pig.

01:02:37.525 --> 01:02:39.525
Hold still. Hold still. Hold still.

01:02:41.446 --> 01:02:42.446
Huh?

01:02:47.160 --> 01:02:50.250
<i>There are many
perfectly nice cats in the world,</i>

01:02:50.330 --> 01:02:53.050
<i>but every barrel has its bad apples.</i>

01:02:53.124 --> 01:02:55.504
<i>And it is well to heed the old adage,</i>

01:02:55.585 --> 01:02:59.125
<i>"Beware the bad cat bearing a grudge."</i>

01:04:22.797 --> 01:04:25.717
- How are you feeling?
- A bit tired.

01:04:25.800 --> 01:04:28.720
You'll need a good sleep
to put you in top condition tomorrow.

01:04:28.803 --> 01:04:30.593
Don't stay up too late. Good night.

01:04:31.806 --> 01:04:33.266
Good night, Mom.

01:04:43.985 --> 01:04:47.115
Do forgive me for scratching you, dear.

01:04:47.196 --> 01:04:51.326
I got a bit carried away. It's a cat thing.

01:04:52.160 --> 01:04:53.580
Oh. Well...

01:04:56.539 --> 01:04:58.419
Feeling good about tomorrow,
are you?

01:04:58.499 --> 01:05:00.919
Mmm-hmm. It should be all right, I think.

01:05:01.002 --> 01:05:06.882
Look, I probably shouldn't say this,
but I'm not sure if you realize

01:05:06.966 --> 01:05:11.306
how much the other animals are laughing
at you for this sheepdog business.

01:05:11.387 --> 01:05:12.677
Why would they do that?

01:05:12.764 --> 01:05:16.094
Well, they say
that you've forgotten that you're a pig.

01:05:16.184 --> 01:05:17.434
Isn't that silly?

01:05:19.187 --> 01:05:22.067
They even say
that you don't know what pigs are for.

01:05:22.315 --> 01:05:24.195
What do you mean "what pigs are for"?

01:05:24.275 --> 01:05:27.235
You know, why pigs are here.

01:05:27.654 --> 01:05:29.234
Why are any of us here?

01:05:29.322 --> 01:05:31.902
Well, the cow's here to be milked,

01:05:31.991 --> 01:05:35.111
the dogs are here to help the boss's husband
with the sheep

01:05:35.203 --> 01:05:38.083
and I'm here to be beautiful
and affectionate to the boss.

01:05:38.164 --> 01:05:39.794
Yes?

01:05:41.167 --> 01:05:45.007
The fact is that pigs don't have a purpose.

01:05:45.088 --> 01:05:48.138
Just like ducks don't have a purpose.

01:05:48.841 --> 01:05:52.671
- I don't...
- All right, for your own sake, I'll be blunt.

01:05:52.762 --> 01:05:57.142
Why do the bosses keep ducks? To eat them.

01:05:57.225 --> 01:05:59.815
So why do the bosses keep a pig?

01:06:00.728 --> 01:06:06.148
The fact is that animals that don't seem
to have a purpose really do have a purpose.

01:06:06.234 --> 01:06:10.984
The bosses have to eat.
It's probably the most noble purpose of all,

01:06:11.072 --> 01:06:13.242
when you come to think about it.

01:06:13.574 --> 01:06:15.404
They eat pigs?

01:06:15.493 --> 01:06:18.453
Pork, they call it. Or bacon.

01:06:19.122 --> 01:06:21.622
They only call them pigs when they're alive.

01:06:21.916 --> 01:06:24.296
But I'm a sheep-pig!

01:06:26.004 --> 01:06:28.924
The boss's husband's
just playing a little game with you.

01:06:29.007 --> 01:06:32.847
Believe me,
sooner or later, every pig gets eaten.

01:06:32.927 --> 01:06:34.807
That's the way the world works.

01:06:36.014 --> 01:06:39.934
Oh! I haven't upset you, have I?

01:07:11.007 --> 01:07:12.427
Mom?

01:07:13.301 --> 01:07:16.171
- Mom!
- Good heavens.

01:07:16.262 --> 01:07:19.342
What on earth are you doing out in the rain
in the middle of the night?

01:07:19.432 --> 01:07:22.392
You should be looking after yourself
with such a big day ahead of you.

01:07:22.477 --> 01:07:24.107
Are pigs for eating?

01:07:24.228 --> 01:07:27.238
- Who told you that?
- The cat told me.

01:07:27.315 --> 01:07:30.605
Pigs don't have a purpose
except to be eaten by humans.

01:07:31.235 --> 01:07:32.485
Is it true?

01:07:33.780 --> 01:07:36.450
It's true. For many pigs, it's true.

01:07:36.532 --> 01:07:41.322
So my mother and my father
and my brothers and my sisters all...

01:07:41.829 --> 01:07:43.209
Probably, dear.

01:07:45.708 --> 01:07:49.008
- Do you want to talk about it?
- No, it's all right.

01:07:50.838 --> 01:07:54.048
I understand. I'll be all right.

01:07:57.929 --> 01:08:01.019
Even the boss?

01:08:02.517 --> 01:08:03.857
Yes, dear.

01:08:30.920 --> 01:08:34.050
Babe? Babe!

01:08:35.258 --> 01:08:36.388
Babe!

01:08:40.429 --> 01:08:41.769
Babe!

01:08:44.350 --> 01:08:45.360
Babe!

01:08:49.564 --> 01:08:52.944
Babe's run away. Rex?

01:08:55.194 --> 01:08:56.274
Please?

01:08:57.864 --> 01:08:58.904
Call the boss.

01:09:21.971 --> 01:09:23.301
He's over here.

01:09:24.390 --> 01:09:26.650
Hold on, Pig, you'll be home soon.

01:09:34.817 --> 01:09:38.157
He's got a cold,
but that doesn't explain a pig not eating.

01:09:38.779 --> 01:09:42.119
He's got me stonkered, Arthur.
But I can tell you this,

01:09:42.200 --> 01:09:45.330
if you don't get some fluids into him soon,
you're gonna lose him.

01:09:48.039 --> 01:09:53.129
Come on, son. Pull yourself together.
The boss needs you.

01:10:09.268 --> 01:10:10.818
Here we go.

01:10:12.605 --> 01:10:15.145
Come on, Pig. Come on.

01:10:16.025 --> 01:10:20.775
There's a boy. There's my boy.
Come on, then. Come on.

01:10:28.246 --> 01:10:30.336
<i>If I had words</i>

01:10:32.208 --> 01:10:34.588
<i>To make a day for you</i>

01:10:38.089 --> 01:10:40.929
<i>I'd sing you a morning</i>

01:10:42.218 --> 01:10:44.018
<i>Golden and true</i>

01:10:46.889 --> 01:10:49.769
<i>I would make this day</i>

01:10:50.518 --> 01:10:53.018
<i>Last for all time</i>

01:10:54.522 --> 01:10:56.692
<i>Then fill the night</i>

01:10:57.358 --> 01:11:00.238
<i>Deep in moonshine</i>

01:11:02.238 --> 01:11:04.908
<i>If I had words</i>

01:11:05.408 --> 01:11:08.578
<i>To make a day for you</i>

01:11:09.203 --> 01:11:15.043
<i>I'd give you a morning golden and true</i>

01:11:18.004 --> 01:11:21.294
<i>I would make this day</i>

01:11:21.382 --> 01:11:24.212
<i>Last for all time</i>

01:12:45.132 --> 01:12:47.132
<i>Listen, Arthur,
I'll tell you what we can do.</i>

01:12:47.218 --> 01:12:50.518
<i>You're listed third,
but we can put you last in the program.</i>

01:12:50.596 --> 01:12:54.056
<i>However, you must be here by 3:30,
otherwise you'll be disqualified.</i>

01:12:54.141 --> 01:12:55.471
All right.

01:13:12.493 --> 01:13:16.453
And welcome back to the
National Grand Challenge Sheepdog Trials,

01:13:16.539 --> 01:13:20.209
coming today from the Kingsmith
Show Ground in the heart of sheep country.

01:13:20.709 --> 01:13:22.799
The weather's been a little patchy,

01:13:22.878 --> 01:13:27.508
but we've already seen some wonderful work
by these talented dogs.

01:13:38.686 --> 01:13:39.856
Stay there.

01:13:40.855 --> 01:13:42.815
Excuse me, sheep.

01:13:43.816 --> 01:13:46.606
Hello! Hello! Good morning to you all!

01:13:50.030 --> 01:13:52.580
Oh, boy, I've never met a sheep
with such a strong, dark face.

01:13:52.783 --> 01:13:54.533
Are they feeding you well?

01:13:56.370 --> 01:13:57.960
Babe, I'll try.

01:13:58.831 --> 01:14:02.331
All right, blockheads! Pay attention over here!

01:14:02.626 --> 01:14:06.756
Now, you pay attention
to what this pig has to say to you

01:14:06.881 --> 01:14:09.541
or I'll come in there and rip you to shreds!

01:14:11.719 --> 01:14:13.139
Hadn't thought of this.

01:14:13.220 --> 01:14:15.690
Keep trying, keep talking to them.
I'll see what I can do.

01:14:20.227 --> 01:14:23.647
Doesn't it look a picture?
Our show ground on the telly!

01:14:23.731 --> 01:14:27.401
- Apart from the weather.
- Oh, look! There's your Bert!

01:14:27.485 --> 01:14:30.155
<i>Bert Ford and Sweep doing very well so far.</i>

01:14:30.237 --> 01:14:32.697
<i>Sweep's having
a little trouble with this gate, Clive.</i>

01:14:32.781 --> 01:14:36.491
<i>A lot of trouble actually.</i>
<i>That's going to set Bert back.</i>

01:14:36.577 --> 01:14:39.247
Don't worry, Valda. It's just a little slipup.

01:14:39.330 --> 01:14:42.050
Look, he's doing much better now.

01:14:42.124 --> 01:14:44.164
<i>No, no, no.
Too many loose sheep, there.</i>

01:14:44.251 --> 01:14:46.291
<i>And Sweep's usually such a reliable dog.</i>

01:14:51.091 --> 01:14:52.801
Hey. Whoa! Stop!

01:15:05.064 --> 01:15:08.274
If those sheep won't talk to Babe,
the boss is going to look like an idiot.

01:15:08.359 --> 01:15:11.489
- I don't know what to do.
- There is one thing.

01:15:11.570 --> 01:15:14.290
- Rex...
- I've gotta go! I'll try to be back in time.

01:15:23.707 --> 01:15:26.587
It must've been terrible weather for you,

01:15:26.835 --> 01:15:29.795
out in the field
with all this rain we've been having.

01:15:35.719 --> 01:15:37.389
Hey, that dog's in a hurry.

01:15:37.471 --> 01:15:40.011
Come on, Nick, I got a beer and a TV waiting.

01:15:53.612 --> 01:15:56.612
<i>The last entry is Pig.
Owner, A. Hoggett.</i>

01:15:56.699 --> 01:15:58.659
- Was that Hoggett?
- I think it was!

01:15:58.993 --> 01:15:59.993
Huh?

01:16:00.077 --> 01:16:02.997
He said Hoggett. It was clear as a bell.

01:16:03.622 --> 01:16:08.162
Must be another Hoggett.
We only have the two dogs, and they certainly

01:16:08.419 --> 01:16:09.629
aren't...

01:16:21.140 --> 01:16:23.150
Wolf! Wolf!

01:16:23.225 --> 01:16:25.475
- Wolf! Wolf!
- Wolf! Wolf!

01:16:27.313 --> 01:16:29.603
Shut up, you morons!

01:16:29.857 --> 01:16:31.567
The little pig's in trouble.

01:16:32.693 --> 01:16:35.403
What trouble have come to our Babe, Wolf?

01:16:35.696 --> 01:16:38.196
The sheep at the trials
won't talk to the little fellow.

01:16:38.282 --> 01:16:40.532
They won't listen.
He doesn't know what to do.

01:16:41.160 --> 01:16:43.170
Don't know what we could do to help.

01:16:43.245 --> 01:16:45.705
It's not right to give help to a wolf.

01:16:47.041 --> 01:16:48.951
You wait here, Wolf.

01:16:49.043 --> 01:16:52.583
You'll have to speak up.
I'm a little hard of hearing.

01:16:54.006 --> 01:16:56.546
I asked you to wait here, Wolf.

01:16:56.634 --> 01:16:59.424
Do what you're told
by an old sheep for a change

01:16:59.511 --> 01:17:01.471
and we'll see what we can do for you.

01:17:03.557 --> 01:17:06.107
Work completed. Restore power.

01:17:08.854 --> 01:17:10.484
<i>Very frustrating, indeed,</i>

01:17:10.564 --> 01:17:12.814
<i>to be sitting up here
wondering what's causing all the delay.</i>

01:17:12.900 --> 01:17:15.910
<i>But we have someone
on their way to the judges' rooms now.</i>

01:17:15.986 --> 01:17:18.486
<i>We'll tell you what's causing the problem
as soon as we find out.</i>

01:17:18.572 --> 01:17:19.902
<i>Perhaps it's a drug test, Eric?</i>

01:17:19.990 --> 01:17:21.160
<i>Yeah, it could be.</i>

01:17:21.241 --> 01:17:24.161
<i>I've never heard of a drug test
at a sheepdog contest before.</i>

01:17:24.244 --> 01:17:25.414
<i>Neither have I.</i>

01:17:26.372 --> 01:17:29.372
We've got something here
that might be of use to our pig.

01:17:29.458 --> 01:17:31.128
Password! Password!

01:17:32.461 --> 01:17:37.751
Before we gives you anything, Wolf,
you'll be making us a solemn promise.

01:17:38.342 --> 01:17:40.002
- Yes?
- Treat us civil!

01:17:40.094 --> 01:17:42.594
Yes! You gotta treat us nice-like.

01:17:43.597 --> 01:17:44.937
I'll try.

01:17:45.015 --> 01:17:46.895
- No biting!
- That's right.

01:17:46.975 --> 01:17:49.975
Wolf must avoid biting us sheep at all costs!

01:17:50.062 --> 01:17:52.392
All right! I'll try that, too. I'll try.

01:17:52.856 --> 01:17:54.196
It's preposterous!

01:17:54.274 --> 01:17:56.694
We'd be the laughingstock
of every sheepdog organization

01:17:56.777 --> 01:17:58.827
in every civilized country in the world!

01:17:58.904 --> 01:18:00.734
- There's no rule...
- We'll see about that

01:18:00.823 --> 01:18:03.283
when the adjudication committee
have finished their meeting.

01:18:03.367 --> 01:18:05.037
I mean, what will we have next year, huh?

01:18:05.119 --> 01:18:08.749
A laughing hyena doing show jumping,
I suppose?

01:18:08.831 --> 01:18:12.331
But the most important of all,
you must promise

01:18:12.418 --> 01:18:16.178
never ever to let this password
we be about to give

01:18:16.255 --> 01:18:18.425
to be used against any sheep anywhere.

01:18:18.507 --> 01:18:21.057
I promise you that.
I'll make sure the pig knows it, too.

01:18:21.135 --> 01:18:23.975
- We have the promise!
- 'Tis for Babe.

01:18:24.054 --> 01:18:26.724
- 'Tis for his sake.
- Maa would have wanted it.

01:18:30.477 --> 01:18:33.227
Baa, ram, ewe.

01:18:33.313 --> 01:18:36.103
Baa, ram, ewe.

01:18:36.191 --> 01:18:40.061
To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true.

01:18:40.154 --> 01:18:44.654
Sheep be true. Baa, ram, ewe.

01:18:45.826 --> 01:18:48.076
Is that it? Is that the password?

01:19:05.012 --> 01:19:08.262
Mr. Hoggett,
the judges would like me to convey to you

01:19:08.348 --> 01:19:11.768
their disappointment
that a man such as yourself,

01:19:11.852 --> 01:19:13.772
with a long and honorable association

01:19:13.854 --> 01:19:16.234
with the work
of the National Sheepdog Association,

01:19:16.315 --> 01:19:20.615
should see fit
to flout the historic conventions

01:19:20.694 --> 01:19:23.024
which have long ruled our sport.

01:19:23.614 --> 01:19:26.784
However, we find there is no rule, as such,

01:19:26.867 --> 01:19:31.537
which would prevent your animal
being entered.

01:19:46.094 --> 01:19:48.804
The committee has ruled.
If you wish to proceed,

01:19:48.889 --> 01:19:50.689
there is nothing we can do to stop you.

01:19:53.602 --> 01:19:55.142
What do you wish to do?

01:20:02.569 --> 01:20:05.579
<i>But there appears
to be some movement down there now,</i>

01:20:05.656 --> 01:20:12.076
<i>and I expect if there are no further problems,
we shall see Hoggett and his dog, Pig.</i>

01:20:12.579 --> 01:20:15.379
<i>- Unusual name. Strange name, isn't it, for a...
- Pig.</i>

01:20:15.457 --> 01:20:17.207
Anyone for a game of cards?

01:20:17.292 --> 01:20:19.332
<i>Good grief! Look at that!</i>

01:20:37.187 --> 01:20:38.437
He's a fool!

01:20:40.607 --> 01:20:44.737
<i>Entry number 23,
Mr. A. Hoggett with Pig.</i>

01:21:12.180 --> 01:21:14.980
<i>This is just too crazy to believe.</i>

01:21:15.058 --> 01:21:16.898
<i>And if all that isn't enough for you,</i>

01:21:16.977 --> 01:21:19.067
<i>now we have a stray dog on the field.</i>

01:21:19.146 --> 01:21:20.896
<i>They're trying to round him up.</i>

01:21:20.981 --> 01:21:22.391
<i>The dog's gonna give it a few tips</i>

01:21:22.482 --> 01:21:24.232
<i>on how to be a sheep-pig, I think.</i>

01:21:38.457 --> 01:21:41.047
Well, it's up to him now.

01:21:58.644 --> 01:21:59.684
Away to me, Pig.

01:22:10.197 --> 01:22:11.367
Get off!

01:22:15.702 --> 01:22:18.782
Baa, ram, ewe. Baa, ram, ewe!

01:22:19.373 --> 01:22:22.913
To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true.

01:22:23.001 --> 01:22:25.961
Sheep be true. Baa, ram, ewe.

01:22:26.046 --> 01:22:29.716
What... What did you say?

01:22:30.968 --> 01:22:33.468
Get yourself a dog, Hoggett.

01:22:40.560 --> 01:22:43.990
There, there, Esme.
It's not the end of the world, you know.

01:22:44.064 --> 01:22:46.144
<i>Is he just going to stand there</i>

01:22:46.233 --> 01:22:47.983
<i>until his time runs out, I wonder?</i>

01:22:48.068 --> 01:22:50.158
<i>Or could this be some sort of protest?</i>

01:22:50.237 --> 01:22:51.277
<i>You know, Clive,</i>

01:22:51.363 --> 01:22:53.483
<i>maybe we should line up
an interview with the sheep-pig?</i>

01:22:53.573 --> 01:22:55.903
<i>Or the sheep-pig's trainer.</i>

01:22:55.993 --> 01:22:58.073
<i>He's a very lively sort of fellow
by the looks of things.</i>

01:22:58.161 --> 01:22:59.241
<i>Good heavens!</i>

01:23:25.814 --> 01:23:27.984
- Hey!
- It's Babe!

01:23:29.526 --> 01:23:30.526
Huh?

01:23:40.787 --> 01:23:42.877
- I...
- It's...

01:23:43.665 --> 01:23:44.915
Hmm.

01:23:50.589 --> 01:23:54.349
Wow! Beautifully done!
I can't tell you how grateful I am to y'all.

01:23:54.760 --> 01:23:56.350
Now, for one last favor.

01:23:56.428 --> 01:23:59.638
If the three ladies
with collars would kindly walk out of the ring,

01:23:59.723 --> 01:24:01.893
I'd be very much obliged.

01:25:49.791 --> 01:25:52.621
<i>And so it was that in all the celebration,</i>

01:25:52.711 --> 01:25:55.541
<i>in all the hubbub of noise and excitement,</i>

01:25:55.630 --> 01:25:59.260
<i>there were two figures
who stood silent and still</i>

01:25:59.342 --> 01:26:00.922
<i>side-by-side.</i>

01:26:04.264 --> 01:26:07.264
The pig did it!
The pig did it! Got a perfect score!

01:26:07.976 --> 01:26:10.766
Yippee! Yippee!

01:26:11.938 --> 01:26:16.198
<i>And though every single human
in the stands or in the commentary boxes</i>

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<i>was at a complete loss for words,</i>

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<i>the man who in his life
had uttered fewer words than any of them,</i>

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<i>knew exactly what to say.</i>

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That'll do, Pig.

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That'll do.
