WEBVTT 00:00:46.080 --> 00:00:47.200 align:center Six. 00:00:47.280 --> 00:00:48.960 align:center I counted seven bags. 00:00:51.880 --> 00:00:53.600 align:center I counted eight chocolate bars. 00:00:53.680 --> 00:00:55.240 align:center But all dark chocolate. 00:00:55.320 --> 00:00:57.760 align:center Even when she's angry, she still takes care of herself. 00:00:57.840 --> 00:00:59.160 align:center Would you like to buy any? 00:01:00.680 --> 00:01:02.680 align:center How many does she have? Free food! 00:01:02.760 --> 00:01:03.720 align:center Eight. 00:01:04.840 --> 00:01:06.480 align:center She must be really pissed. 00:01:07.160 --> 00:01:10.280 align:center - Would you like to buy any? - No, thanks, but I'll take another. 00:01:11.440 --> 00:01:12.360 align:center It tastes like… 00:01:12.440 --> 00:01:14.000 align:center Blueberries. 00:01:14.520 --> 00:01:17.040 align:center True. I don't know if they'll sell very well. 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:19.560 align:center It's the kind of thing you only buy for Christmas Eve. 00:01:19.640 --> 00:01:22.520 align:center You think she'll do that every time Marín goes to a hotel? 00:01:22.600 --> 00:01:24.920 align:center Well, I hope not. What a pain. 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:27.400 align:center - Act natural. She's coming. - Okay. 00:01:30.520 --> 00:01:31.960 align:center - Look at her! - So much stuff! 00:01:32.040 --> 00:01:35.520 align:center - Full cart! That's a lot of chocolate! - Is that all? Ready to pay? 00:01:35.600 --> 00:01:37.120 align:center Yes. What time's the surprise? 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:38.360 align:center - What? No. - What time? 00:01:38.440 --> 00:01:41.040 align:center No. No surprises. I said no more surprises. 00:01:41.120 --> 00:01:42.360 align:center This one is cool. 00:01:42.440 --> 00:01:45.880 align:center It's cool? Cool like sipping on a mojito while relaxing on the beach? 00:01:45.960 --> 00:01:48.160 align:center Or cool like being stranded with no cell service? 00:01:48.240 --> 00:01:49.200 align:center It's cool, honey. 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:52.520 align:center - I can't stand when she's sarcastic. - More like the second kind. 00:01:52.600 --> 00:01:54.080 align:center Should I get some bread? 00:01:54.600 --> 00:01:57.800 align:center We need cleaning supplies. We have some, but not enough. 00:01:57.880 --> 00:01:58.880 align:center Look, toilet paper. 00:02:09.760 --> 00:02:11.800 align:center - Okay, I love this. - I told you. 00:02:11.880 --> 00:02:13.400 align:center It's a floating paradise. 00:02:15.240 --> 00:02:17.360 align:center - I want the dragon. - That one's reserved. 00:02:17.440 --> 00:02:19.080 align:center - Dang. - Oh, seriously? 00:02:19.600 --> 00:02:20.480 align:center I'll take the sand. 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:22.280 align:center - Marín and I will take this one. - Yeah? 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:25.760 align:center You're gonna love it, seriously. Come on! Come on, Marín! 00:02:28.760 --> 00:02:29.840 align:center You have one hour. 00:02:29.920 --> 00:02:32.640 align:center If you want to go away from the shore, you need life jackets. 00:02:34.160 --> 00:02:36.400 align:center Okay, perfect. Thanks. 00:02:41.960 --> 00:02:44.040 align:center Marín, seriously, I'm gonna fall! 00:02:59.600 --> 00:03:01.560 align:center Rosalía says the best thing for heartbreak 00:03:01.640 --> 00:03:03.760 align:center is the beach with your mom, some ice cream… 00:03:03.840 --> 00:03:06.600 align:center Do you think I should ask Marín about the other night? 00:03:07.320 --> 00:03:10.000 align:center You mean when he rubbed his junk against your ass? 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:11.720 align:center Maybe I'll use a euphemism. 00:03:11.800 --> 00:03:12.800 align:center Very classy. 00:03:12.880 --> 00:03:16.200 align:center - Do you think he was awake? - I don't know if you were awake. 00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:17.840 align:center I've also thought about that. 00:03:18.720 --> 00:03:21.160 align:center This vest is squeezing me like a corset. 00:03:21.240 --> 00:03:23.160 align:center I mean, I've noticed some glances. 00:03:23.240 --> 00:03:24.600 align:center - Glances? - Weird glances. 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:26.760 align:center I need your support, not your cynicism. 00:03:26.840 --> 00:03:29.080 align:center That's another reason to tell Blanca. 00:03:29.160 --> 00:03:30.960 align:center - I'm sick of y'all's gossip. - No. 00:03:31.040 --> 00:03:33.480 align:center She's gonna think I betrayed Aroa, and I'm a… 00:03:34.000 --> 00:03:36.040 align:center - Who else is telling you things? - No one. 00:03:36.120 --> 00:03:37.760 align:center - You said "y'all." - Not true. 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:39.880 align:center I just like to talk like a Southerner. 00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:42.560 align:center If y'all will excuse me, I'm going to my water carriage. 00:03:42.640 --> 00:03:43.480 align:center Loren. 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:46.520 align:center - Are you really leaving me like this? - I can't hear you. 00:03:46.600 --> 00:03:48.640 align:center - Loren! - I can't hear you! 00:03:48.720 --> 00:03:50.320 align:center Loren. But… 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:52.160 align:center - What are you… - Are you ready? 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:53.080 align:center I am! 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:01.480 align:center - Can we talk for a minute? - Sure, whatever you want. 00:04:01.560 --> 00:04:02.400 align:center Sure. 00:04:02.960 --> 00:04:05.280 align:center - I'm ready! Shall we? - Yes, let's go. 00:04:05.800 --> 00:04:07.320 align:center I'm coming! 00:04:07.400 --> 00:04:09.200 align:center - Come on! Run! - Okay, I'm coming. 00:04:09.280 --> 00:04:10.880 align:center Hurry, let's go, Marín! 00:04:11.480 --> 00:04:14.120 align:center - Coco, want to come with me? - Yeah, of course. 00:04:14.200 --> 00:04:15.080 align:center Come on. 00:04:17.480 --> 00:04:19.760 align:center Loren said you wanted to talk to me. 00:04:20.360 --> 00:04:21.280 align:center Where is Loren? 00:04:29.640 --> 00:04:31.400 align:center This is so cool! Let's go! 00:04:33.640 --> 00:04:35.280 align:center Oh, it's not moving! 00:04:39.960 --> 00:04:41.320 align:center Okay, have fun! 00:04:41.400 --> 00:04:43.520 align:center All right, bye! 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:45.480 align:center Ladies… 00:04:56.640 --> 00:04:58.600 align:center Is it me, or are all the waves against us? 00:04:58.680 --> 00:04:59.680 align:center I don't know. 00:04:59.760 --> 00:05:01.720 align:center I didn't know this was so hard. 00:05:03.760 --> 00:05:06.800 align:center - Hey, what did you want to tell me? - Nothing. 00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:10.680 align:center If we don't pedal together, this is impossible. 00:05:10.760 --> 00:05:11.960 align:center Start talking, then. 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:14.400 align:center When you say "nothing," it's anything but nothing. 00:05:15.280 --> 00:05:16.480 align:center - Okay. - Okay. 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:18.640 align:center - Let's see. - You know about… 00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:23.520 align:center - About me being in love with… - Yes? With? 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:26.080 align:center - With Gus? - Well, yes, thank you. 00:05:26.160 --> 00:05:27.040 align:center Okay. 00:05:27.120 --> 00:05:29.160 align:center - Well, it's just… - It's just? 00:05:29.920 --> 00:05:32.200 align:center - I can't breathe. - Damn, Coco, come on. 00:05:32.280 --> 00:05:33.160 align:center Well, it's… 00:05:33.680 --> 00:05:34.520 align:center What? 00:05:35.560 --> 00:05:36.400 align:center It's a lie. 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:39.000 align:center I can't do this. 00:05:39.080 --> 00:05:41.720 align:center I don't care if the current drags me under. I can't. 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:44.480 align:center Hold on. You're not in love with Gus? 00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:46.200 align:center Not even a little. 00:05:46.280 --> 00:05:47.160 align:center - Really? - I'm not. 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:49.440 align:center So who are you in love with? 00:05:54.480 --> 00:05:57.040 align:center I know. I'm a shitty friend, I know. 00:05:57.120 --> 00:05:59.680 align:center - Not a word about this to Aroa, okay? - Oh my God. 00:05:59.760 --> 00:06:02.080 align:center It's impossible, so I'll bottle up all my feelings. 00:06:02.160 --> 00:06:04.640 align:center Like I've done so far, and everyone will be happy. 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:07.800 align:center Okay, hold on. The other day when you slept together… 00:06:09.720 --> 00:06:11.680 align:center - Is everything okay? - Fine! 00:06:11.760 --> 00:06:13.000 align:center Fine! We're great! 00:06:13.080 --> 00:06:14.040 align:center Yes. 00:06:17.320 --> 00:06:18.360 align:center - It's just-- - What? 00:06:19.280 --> 00:06:20.800 align:center I haven't told you everything. 00:06:23.600 --> 00:06:25.080 align:center - You just sit back. - Yeah. 00:06:28.800 --> 00:06:30.520 align:center Doesn't this remind you of that day? 00:06:31.560 --> 00:06:32.400 align:center Which day? 00:06:33.400 --> 00:06:36.600 align:center Makes sense. We've had so many special days. 00:06:37.960 --> 00:06:42.640 align:center Honey, the day you made me a romantic dinner at the lake, remember? 00:06:42.720 --> 00:06:44.240 align:center With the ducklings… 00:06:44.760 --> 00:06:46.520 align:center - Do you remember? - Oh! 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:48.200 align:center - I do. - You do? 00:06:48.280 --> 00:06:50.560 align:center Yeah, the sandwiches by the pond, yes. 00:06:51.200 --> 00:06:52.280 align:center You're so silly. 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:54.520 align:center I mean, I loved it. 00:06:55.080 --> 00:06:58.520 align:center I loved how we tried every day to make each other happy. 00:07:01.240 --> 00:07:03.240 align:center And I think we still do. 00:07:04.360 --> 00:07:06.480 align:center Hey, do you want to go down the slide? 00:07:08.520 --> 00:07:10.800 align:center - Do you? - Yes, of course. Let's go. 00:07:13.760 --> 00:07:15.880 align:center What's wrong with Blanca? A panic attack? 00:07:15.960 --> 00:07:18.120 align:center - With his own penis! - Shut up! 00:07:19.200 --> 00:07:22.080 align:center - What does Marín say about all this? - I don't know. We haven't talked. 00:07:22.160 --> 00:07:25.680 align:center - Shit! What do you mean you haven't? - I haven't found the right time. 00:07:25.760 --> 00:07:27.240 align:center She hasn't found the right time! 00:07:27.320 --> 00:07:29.720 align:center You found time to rub your ass against his-- 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:32.560 align:center - Shut up! - Look! There's your moment! 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:35.920 align:center - No. Blanca! - Marín! 00:07:36.000 --> 00:07:37.280 align:center - Marín, come here! - No! 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:38.400 align:center Marín, wait! 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:40.280 align:center Wait, come here, please! 00:07:40.800 --> 00:07:41.640 align:center Come here! 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:43.600 align:center You two come here! 00:07:43.680 --> 00:07:45.240 align:center - How's it going? - Come here! 00:07:45.320 --> 00:07:47.040 align:center Don't "no, Blanqui" me. Come on! 00:07:47.120 --> 00:07:48.040 align:center I'll kill you. 00:07:48.120 --> 00:07:51.600 align:center You talk to him right now, honey. You have to talk about things. 00:07:51.680 --> 00:07:52.920 align:center Guys, swap partners! 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:54.320 align:center - Great idea! - What? 00:07:54.400 --> 00:07:55.520 align:center - What? - Right? 00:07:55.600 --> 00:07:57.080 align:center Yes, swap partners! 00:07:57.160 --> 00:07:58.520 align:center - How do we do it? - Why? 00:07:58.600 --> 00:08:01.160 align:center I want to know what music to play at my wedding. 00:08:01.240 --> 00:08:02.600 align:center Sure, Blanqui, but now? 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:05.680 align:center - Yes, now. I won't do it at my wedding. - I'm gonna stay here. 00:08:05.760 --> 00:08:08.200 align:center No, you won't because it has to be a surprise. 00:08:08.280 --> 00:08:10.200 align:center - Right, Marín? - Yeah, I guess so. 00:08:10.280 --> 00:08:12.200 align:center Come on, help me. Let's see. 00:08:13.440 --> 00:08:14.800 align:center - Watch out! - Okay! 00:08:14.880 --> 00:08:16.680 align:center Okay. 00:08:17.200 --> 00:08:18.040 align:center Come on! 00:08:18.120 --> 00:08:19.760 align:center - Okay, let's see. - I'm going. 00:08:19.840 --> 00:08:21.760 align:center I don't understand why this has to be now. 00:08:21.840 --> 00:08:25.800 align:center Because I got the sudden urge to know what music to play, Aroa. Come on. 00:08:25.880 --> 00:08:28.040 align:center I'm gonna turn this thing around. Wait here. 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:29.880 align:center - Okay. - Yeah? Come on. 00:08:31.480 --> 00:08:33.360 align:center - Bye. - See you. 00:08:37.760 --> 00:08:38.920 align:center Bye! 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:43.840 align:center Watch out, there's a school of jellyfish over there! 00:08:51.400 --> 00:08:53.400 align:center - Well, I was-- - I was awake. 00:08:54.480 --> 00:08:56.320 align:center Why'd you pretend like nothing happened? 00:08:58.920 --> 00:09:02.160 align:center - It really hurts. - That jellyfish had great timing. 00:09:02.240 --> 00:09:03.840 align:center It could've happened to anyone. 00:09:03.920 --> 00:09:05.800 align:center - Yeah. - Careful, it's rubbing against me. 00:09:07.400 --> 00:09:11.200 align:center - Weren't they going to the lifeguard? - She's gonna rinse off in the shower. 00:09:11.280 --> 00:09:13.640 align:center Okay, understood. Thank you. 00:09:14.160 --> 00:09:16.840 align:center - What did they say? - Nothing. It's nothing serious. 00:09:16.920 --> 00:09:21.040 align:center The lifeguard will give her something. She just shouldn't put fresh water on it. 00:09:21.560 --> 00:09:23.680 align:center - Put your leg down. - Careful, okay? 00:09:23.760 --> 00:09:24.640 align:center That's it. 00:09:27.920 --> 00:09:29.000 align:center What are they doing? 00:09:32.760 --> 00:09:34.520 align:center They're waving. 00:09:35.040 --> 00:09:35.880 align:center No! 00:09:36.400 --> 00:09:38.320 align:center No! 00:09:42.640 --> 00:09:44.120 align:center Fuck! 00:09:44.200 --> 00:09:47.640 align:center - Why'd you put fresh water on it? - Sorry for not knowing about jellyfish. 00:09:47.720 --> 00:09:50.400 align:center - We're not from the coast. - But in that Friends episode… 00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:52.080 align:center Didn't they pee on the sting? 00:09:52.160 --> 00:09:54.040 align:center - Who peed? Joey or Chandler? - What? 00:09:54.560 --> 00:09:57.160 align:center - Marín, don't let them pee on me. - No. 00:09:57.240 --> 00:10:00.480 align:center I just had a beer. I can take one for the team, no problem. 00:10:00.560 --> 00:10:01.920 align:center Hell no! 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:04.960 align:center - Listen to me, Aroa. - Marín, please. Marín. 00:10:05.040 --> 00:10:08.320 align:center Please, if someone has to pee on me, it should be you. 00:10:08.400 --> 00:10:11.280 align:center - She's delirious, right? - Aroa, no one's gonna pee on you. 00:10:11.800 --> 00:10:13.600 align:center - Are you sure? - Yes. 00:10:13.680 --> 00:10:16.720 align:center With this cream and antihistamine, you'll be better tomorrow, okay? 00:10:16.800 --> 00:10:19.600 align:center Give it to him. He's gonna rub it on me. 00:10:19.680 --> 00:10:21.120 align:center - Thank you. - You're welcome. 00:10:21.200 --> 00:10:22.040 align:center Come on, let's go. 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:26.320 align:center It hurts so much. 00:10:26.400 --> 00:10:27.840 align:center - That was dramatic. - Very. 00:10:27.920 --> 00:10:31.120 align:center But I'm sure it has to hurt. Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish? 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:32.840 align:center - Yes. - Oh really? 00:10:32.920 --> 00:10:34.880 align:center You think Aroa will be able to travel tomorrow? 00:10:34.960 --> 00:10:38.560 align:center - If in doubt, I'd sacrifice her. - I think we have to stay another day. 00:10:38.640 --> 00:10:40.320 align:center Are you sure? It's your party. 00:10:40.400 --> 00:10:43.560 align:center I don't know. What do you prefer? Three hours stuck in the RV 00:10:43.640 --> 00:10:45.880 align:center with Aroa complaining, or one more day of slides? 00:10:45.960 --> 00:10:48.360 align:center When you put it that way, I choose to leave. 00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:50.720 align:center Well, did anyone ask for your opinion? 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:54.440 align:center - So we're staying another day, right? - Okay. 00:10:54.520 --> 00:10:56.960 align:center I'll go to the front desk. Anyone want to come? 00:10:57.040 --> 00:10:57.880 align:center Better like this. 00:10:58.760 --> 00:11:00.280 align:center That's better, because… 00:11:00.800 --> 00:11:02.640 align:center Who's coming with me? Will you? 00:11:10.160 --> 00:11:12.480 align:center Yes, please. Blow on it a little bit because… 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:14.680 align:center How are you feeling? 00:11:14.760 --> 00:11:17.920 align:center Terrible, Blanqui. For real. I don't think I've ever felt worse. 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:20.480 align:center Why not take the antihistamines and stay here? 00:11:20.560 --> 00:11:21.920 align:center - Yeah, you think? - Yes. 00:11:22.000 --> 00:11:25.000 align:center I know we said we'd leave, but maybe it's better if we stay here. 00:11:25.080 --> 00:11:27.960 align:center I saw there's a talent show at the campsite bar. 00:11:28.040 --> 00:11:28.920 align:center What? 00:11:29.000 --> 00:11:30.720 align:center - I love this place. - Hands off. 00:11:30.800 --> 00:11:32.760 align:center Guys, you won't leave me alone, will you? 00:11:32.840 --> 00:11:34.960 align:center - Someone has to stay with me. - Not me. 00:11:35.040 --> 00:11:37.640 align:center - The talent show sounds great to me. - We can go. 00:11:37.720 --> 00:11:39.680 align:center - You have to do your lip sync. - No. 00:11:39.760 --> 00:11:42.480 align:center - Please, Loren. It's great. - I'll stay with you. 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:46.960 align:center Blanqui, thank you so much. I really appreciate it, but… 00:11:47.480 --> 00:11:49.200 align:center Look, it'd be better… 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:50.960 align:center I'm thinking that… 00:11:51.880 --> 00:11:54.120 align:center I think the talent show will be good. 00:11:54.200 --> 00:11:56.280 align:center - Said no one ever. - You really are a poet. 00:11:56.360 --> 00:11:57.600 align:center Doesn't it sound great? 00:11:57.680 --> 00:12:00.800 align:center Aroa, you've been given a lot of antihistamines, so-- 00:12:00.880 --> 00:12:04.000 align:center I know. But look, I've been thinking, and I'm down. 00:12:04.080 --> 00:12:05.920 align:center It will be good for me. 00:12:06.000 --> 00:12:07.320 align:center Oh, well, then… 00:12:07.400 --> 00:12:10.160 align:center Let's do it. I'll take a shower and be right back, okay? 00:12:10.240 --> 00:12:11.640 align:center Be careful with the water. 00:12:11.720 --> 00:12:13.720 align:center Of course, honey. Come with me. Come. 00:12:13.800 --> 00:12:15.440 align:center - What do you mean? - Aroa, please. 00:12:16.040 --> 00:12:17.640 align:center Hey, guys, come on. Come. 00:12:18.160 --> 00:12:19.640 align:center - We'll be right there! - Jesus. 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:21.040 align:center Is she gonna shower? 00:12:21.120 --> 00:12:23.840 align:center Let's have a minute of silence. Her voice is stuck in my head. 00:12:26.520 --> 00:12:31.400 align:center TALENT SHOW 00:12:36.440 --> 00:12:39.000 align:center Say, "Hello, good afternoon. How are you, Mari Carmen?" 00:12:39.080 --> 00:12:42.280 align:center Don't laugh. Say, "Hello, good afternoon, Mari Carmen." Say it. 00:12:42.360 --> 00:12:44.720 align:center Hello, good afternoon, Mari Carmen. 00:12:48.560 --> 00:12:50.640 align:center I'm going to make María appear. 00:12:51.560 --> 00:12:52.640 align:center Here she comes. 00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:53.880 align:center María… 00:12:54.440 --> 00:12:55.600 align:center María… 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:57.280 align:center María… 00:12:57.360 --> 00:12:58.960 align:center The María cookie! 00:13:00.120 --> 00:13:01.960 align:center You didn't like it? That's fine. 00:13:02.040 --> 00:13:05.160 align:center The cookie's in my hand. I sprinkle some magic dust… 00:13:08.720 --> 00:13:11.360 align:center and the cookie has disappeared! 00:13:11.880 --> 00:13:13.920 align:center How about now? Did you like that? 00:13:14.000 --> 00:13:15.560 align:center Thank you very much. 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:17.960 align:center And a rock appears… 00:13:18.040 --> 00:13:19.200 align:center Hold on. 00:13:20.800 --> 00:13:21.680 align:center Okay. 00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:23.720 align:center The curtain opens, 00:13:23.800 --> 00:13:26.920 align:center and a little rock appears. 00:13:27.000 --> 00:13:28.760 align:center The curtain closes. 00:13:28.840 --> 00:13:31.400 align:center What's the name of the movie? 00:13:33.680 --> 00:13:36.440 align:center - Oh man. - He's just so little. 00:13:38.280 --> 00:13:39.200 align:center Rocky. 00:13:46.480 --> 00:13:47.800 align:center - Nice! - Wow. 00:13:47.880 --> 00:13:50.360 align:center - Incredible! - Okay! 00:13:51.240 --> 00:13:52.840 align:center Nice! Now we're talking. 00:13:53.440 --> 00:13:54.440 align:center Nice! 00:14:05.360 --> 00:14:06.680 align:center Aren't they the best? 00:14:07.200 --> 00:14:08.920 align:center Although the boy was my favorite. 00:14:15.640 --> 00:14:17.360 align:center They are so good! 00:14:18.680 --> 00:14:19.800 align:center Look at Gus. 00:14:20.640 --> 00:14:24.400 align:center Is it true inspiration strikes at the most unexpected moments? 00:14:25.560 --> 00:14:27.760 align:center I'm sad I didn't think of this myself. 00:14:32.880 --> 00:14:34.240 align:center Amazing! 00:14:34.320 --> 00:14:36.280 align:center Okay! 00:14:42.840 --> 00:14:46.840 align:center Hey, Loren, what did you mean by your comment this morning? 00:14:46.920 --> 00:14:49.480 align:center - What comment? - The one about the gossip. 00:14:50.000 --> 00:14:54.240 align:center And now, let's give a round of applause to the next contestants, who are… 00:14:54.760 --> 00:14:55.760 align:center A little right here. 00:14:56.280 --> 00:15:00.440 align:center Anchovy and Sardine, who… I hope that's a pseudonym. 00:15:00.520 --> 00:15:02.200 align:center …who'll sing a song you all know. 00:15:02.280 --> 00:15:03.600 align:center What'd you do? 00:15:03.680 --> 00:15:05.000 align:center - I don't believe you. - No. 00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:06.960 align:center - Come on! - Are you kidding me? 00:15:07.040 --> 00:15:09.440 align:center Whoever has talent, has talent! 00:15:09.520 --> 00:15:11.560 align:center - Let's go! - This is so embarrassing. 00:15:11.640 --> 00:15:12.600 align:center - Come on. - Let's go. 00:15:14.680 --> 00:15:17.360 align:center It'll be my first time seeing the final choreography. 00:15:17.440 --> 00:15:20.600 align:center - How lucky! - And without a jacket! Let's go! 00:15:21.480 --> 00:15:23.680 align:center - Let's go! - Let's go! Smile! 00:15:23.760 --> 00:15:24.880 align:center I'm gonna kill you. 00:15:26.480 --> 00:15:28.120 align:center They're gonna do great. 00:15:28.200 --> 00:15:30.360 align:center - You're terrible. - I did it in good faith! 00:15:30.960 --> 00:15:33.080 align:center - Gorgeous! - My friends! 00:15:56.960 --> 00:16:00.800 align:center It's been a while That I've lived without you 00:16:01.320 --> 00:16:04.200 align:center And I still can't get used to it Why would I lie? 00:16:04.280 --> 00:16:05.240 align:center I can't believe it! 00:16:05.320 --> 00:16:09.480 align:center Together we agreed It's best we go our separate ways 00:16:09.560 --> 00:16:13.360 align:center Today, I know I can't go on like this 00:16:14.920 --> 00:16:18.400 align:center I tried to forget you, and I didn't manage 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:20.400 align:center Full of memories 00:16:20.480 --> 00:16:23.000 align:center They all talk about you 00:16:23.080 --> 00:16:27.160 align:center The house is empty, no light or joy 00:16:27.240 --> 00:16:31.400 align:center I'm dead inside if you're not here 00:16:32.720 --> 00:16:38.520 align:center Tell me you feel the same way 00:16:39.040 --> 00:16:42.520 align:center Tell me you love me, tell me 00:16:43.800 --> 00:16:45.800 align:center When love sets sail 00:16:46.360 --> 00:16:50.520 align:center It sails blindly Yet it's the one at the helm 00:16:51.280 --> 00:16:54.720 align:center And when the tide swells in its heart 00:16:54.800 --> 00:16:59.440 align:center It knows the wind is on its side 00:16:59.960 --> 00:17:01.760 align:center There's nothing we can do 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:04.960 align:center To change the course set out 00:17:05.040 --> 00:17:07.640 align:center For both of us 00:17:09.040 --> 00:17:11.200 align:center When love sets sail 00:17:11.720 --> 00:17:15.160 align:center It sails blindly Yet it's the one at the helm 00:17:16.560 --> 00:17:19.560 align:center And when the tide swells in its heart 00:17:20.080 --> 00:17:24.560 align:center It knows the wind is on its side 00:17:25.360 --> 00:17:27.400 align:center There's nothing we can do 00:17:27.480 --> 00:17:30.480 align:center To change the course set out 00:17:30.560 --> 00:17:32.800 align:center For both of us 00:17:34.320 --> 00:17:36.480 align:center When love sets sail 00:17:46.440 --> 00:17:49.440 align:center Anchovy and Sardine! A round of applause! 00:17:50.040 --> 00:17:51.280 align:center I can't believe it! 00:17:51.800 --> 00:17:52.760 align:center - What? - Incredible. 00:17:55.080 --> 00:17:56.400 align:center - Incredible. - God! 00:17:56.480 --> 00:17:59.640 align:center Coco, please, stop painting and do this for a living. 00:17:59.720 --> 00:18:01.600 align:center - That was awful. - What? 00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:04.720 align:center Look, goosebumps. I got goosebumps. 00:18:04.800 --> 00:18:05.760 align:center I mean, please! 00:18:05.840 --> 00:18:08.240 align:center - I can't believe it! - That was so embarrassing. 00:18:08.320 --> 00:18:10.520 align:center My God. You have to do this at my wedding! 00:18:10.600 --> 00:18:13.280 align:center - Please! - Yeah, definitely at your wedding. 00:18:13.360 --> 00:18:16.120 align:center The next gig is at our place, okay? You're all invited. 00:18:16.200 --> 00:18:17.680 align:center I don't think you'll have time. 00:18:17.760 --> 00:18:19.760 align:center - You don't have much time left there. - What? 00:18:21.880 --> 00:18:24.120 align:center Don't listen to her. It's the antihistamines. 00:18:24.200 --> 00:18:26.840 align:center Marín, you have to tell me how you spin around like that 00:18:26.920 --> 00:18:27.960 align:center without getting dizzy. 00:18:28.040 --> 00:18:29.840 align:center - Next round's on me. - What do you mean? 00:18:29.920 --> 00:18:31.360 align:center - Who wants what? - Gin and tonic. 00:18:31.440 --> 00:18:33.480 align:center - I'll switch to cocktails too. - Marín paying? 00:18:33.560 --> 00:18:35.160 align:center - Who wants what? - A gin and tonic. 00:18:35.240 --> 00:18:37.080 align:center - White wine, please. - Two gin and tonics. 00:18:37.160 --> 00:18:38.680 align:center - And you? Rum and Coke? - Yes. 00:18:38.760 --> 00:18:41.400 align:center Kid, nothing that floats, okay? No bullshit. 00:18:41.480 --> 00:18:42.480 align:center - No ice. - Pure ice. 00:18:42.560 --> 00:18:43.440 align:center Come on, please. 00:18:43.520 --> 00:18:45.400 align:center I also really liked when you went… 00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:47.520 align:center - I like the details. - You liked that. 00:18:48.840 --> 00:18:51.280 align:center Seriously, the Swan Lake guys weren't that funny. 00:18:51.360 --> 00:18:53.360 align:center - They were hilarious. - They were great! 00:18:53.440 --> 00:18:56.320 align:center Hey, please, don't stop. I've got dead weight here. 00:18:56.920 --> 00:18:59.040 align:center - What do you mean they weren't good? - Guys! 00:18:59.120 --> 00:19:01.320 align:center - Should we sneak into the pool? - No. 00:19:01.840 --> 00:19:03.800 align:center No. It's illegal. 00:19:03.880 --> 00:19:05.280 align:center There goes the lawyer. 00:19:05.360 --> 00:19:08.640 align:center It's your bachelorette party. It's where people do legendary things. 00:19:08.720 --> 00:19:10.680 align:center That's why those people aren't my friends. 00:19:10.760 --> 00:19:12.040 align:center - I want to sleep. - Me too. 00:19:12.120 --> 00:19:13.720 align:center She wants to sleep. What do we do? 00:19:13.800 --> 00:19:16.480 align:center - Seriously, nobody wants to take a dip? - I do! 00:19:16.560 --> 00:19:18.720 align:center I don't have my swimsuit. 00:19:18.800 --> 00:19:21.520 align:center - Where's your sense of adventure? - In 2015. 00:19:21.600 --> 00:19:23.680 align:center - I also left the Jäger there. - Well done. 00:19:23.760 --> 00:19:26.160 align:center Come on, it's summer. Everyone's gone to sleep. 00:19:26.240 --> 00:19:27.400 align:center Exactly, like us. 00:19:27.480 --> 00:19:29.600 align:center Guys, I'm down. 00:19:30.120 --> 00:19:34.320 align:center - Are you really staying? - Yes, I'm staying. I'm not 150 years old. 00:19:37.200 --> 00:19:38.960 align:center "It's summer," she says. 00:19:45.200 --> 00:19:46.080 align:center Marín. 00:19:46.600 --> 00:19:48.640 align:center I wanna cool down before bed. What's wrong with that? 00:19:57.960 --> 00:20:03.360 align:center Remind me not to sign up for any of your wonderful ideas. 00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:04.720 align:center It's not my fault. 00:20:04.800 --> 00:20:07.840 align:center I didn't know the warmth from the kids' pee had worn off. 00:20:09.160 --> 00:20:10.280 align:center I have to do it. 00:20:17.920 --> 00:20:19.560 align:center You'll wake everyone up. 00:20:19.640 --> 00:20:20.600 align:center Yes. 00:20:22.800 --> 00:20:23.920 align:center - Your teeth. - What? 00:20:24.000 --> 00:20:25.360 align:center They're chattering like crazy. 00:20:33.360 --> 00:20:34.760 align:center Now we're alone. 00:20:36.760 --> 00:20:37.680 align:center That's true. 00:20:38.880 --> 00:20:40.360 align:center Want to finish our conversation? 00:20:41.720 --> 00:20:43.560 align:center I do if you want to. 00:20:44.120 --> 00:20:45.120 align:center I do. 00:20:46.640 --> 00:20:49.760 align:center Well, you start, okay? Since you brought it up. 00:20:50.520 --> 00:20:52.920 align:center No, but I already started it. 00:20:53.560 --> 00:20:55.080 align:center I said I was awake. 00:20:56.040 --> 00:20:58.760 align:center Just to be sure, we're talking about yesterday, right? 00:20:59.280 --> 00:21:00.120 align:center In the bunk bed. 00:21:05.720 --> 00:21:08.200 align:center I'm sorry if it made you uncomfortable or… 00:21:08.800 --> 00:21:09.800 align:center Or something. 00:21:09.880 --> 00:21:11.840 align:center No, I didn't feel anything. 00:21:12.720 --> 00:21:15.000 align:center I mean, I felt things, but… 00:21:15.600 --> 00:21:16.920 align:center I wasn't uncomfortable. 00:21:21.000 --> 00:21:24.280 align:center Let's not be such dorks, please. It's already embarrassing enough. 00:21:24.360 --> 00:21:27.280 align:center No. But, I mean, I'm not joking. 00:21:27.360 --> 00:21:28.960 align:center I mean, I'm serious. 00:21:29.760 --> 00:21:32.920 align:center Okay, I felt things too. 00:21:34.600 --> 00:21:35.480 align:center Like what? 00:21:36.360 --> 00:21:37.240 align:center Fuck, Sardine. 00:21:37.320 --> 00:21:39.880 align:center What? Do you really have to call me Sardine now? 00:21:39.960 --> 00:21:41.240 align:center Okay. 00:21:41.760 --> 00:21:43.040 align:center Well, I felt… 00:21:44.960 --> 00:21:45.920 align:center desire. 00:21:48.440 --> 00:21:50.240 align:center - I'm sorry. - Are you a dumbass? 00:21:50.320 --> 00:21:54.400 align:center It's just that I'd never heard you say 00:21:54.920 --> 00:21:55.800 align:center "desire." 00:21:57.360 --> 00:21:59.320 align:center Careful 'cause from that point, you'll… 00:22:08.920 --> 00:22:09.920 align:center Thank God, right? 00:22:10.960 --> 00:22:11.800 align:center What? 00:22:15.280 --> 00:22:16.600 align:center Now we've cleared it up. 00:22:17.600 --> 00:22:18.920 align:center Cleared up what? 00:22:20.960 --> 00:22:22.520 align:center That it won't happen again. 00:22:23.600 --> 00:22:24.440 align:center It won't? 00:22:28.320 --> 00:22:29.640 align:center Our friendship 00:22:30.480 --> 00:22:32.960 align:center is much more valuable than getting laid. 00:22:35.160 --> 00:22:37.880 align:center And the two things together are incompatible. 00:22:38.720 --> 00:22:45.080 align:center Yes, because we're not the kind of friends who fuck and act like nothing happened. 00:22:46.800 --> 00:22:48.360 align:center Because we live together? 00:22:49.320 --> 00:22:50.160 align:center Exactly. 00:22:55.440 --> 00:22:58.480 align:center Then maybe we shouldn't be so close together because 00:23:00.080 --> 00:23:01.440 align:center I'm starting to get confused 00:23:01.520 --> 00:23:04.520 align:center between what I should do and what I'm about to do. 00:23:11.000 --> 00:23:12.480 align:center If we started anything, 00:23:13.920 --> 00:23:15.040 align:center which we won't… 00:23:18.000 --> 00:23:19.480 align:center we could ruin everything. 00:23:21.760 --> 00:23:24.600 align:center And are we sure we don't want to try? 00:23:25.920 --> 00:23:26.800 align:center Hey! 00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:27.880 align:center You guys! 00:23:27.960 --> 00:23:29.600 align:center Delinquents! Get out of there! 00:23:30.800 --> 00:23:33.400 align:center Get out of there, come on! I'm beat. 00:23:33.480 --> 00:23:35.400 align:center - Ready to go to the hotel? - What hotel? 00:23:35.480 --> 00:23:36.960 align:center What do you mean, what hotel? 00:23:37.480 --> 00:23:40.320 align:center The one you booked with the king bed and the feather pillows. 00:23:40.880 --> 00:23:42.640 align:center Don't get me started. Can we go or not? 00:23:43.200 --> 00:23:44.040 align:center Hey! 00:23:44.680 --> 00:23:45.520 align:center Listen! 00:23:46.320 --> 00:23:47.280 align:center Is that duck loose? 00:23:55.360 --> 00:23:57.520 align:center - Where'd you end up booking it? - What? 00:23:58.600 --> 00:23:59.960 align:center Which hotel did you book? 00:24:03.120 --> 00:24:04.480 align:center Well, I mean, book-- 00:24:04.560 --> 00:24:05.760 align:center Marín. 00:24:06.280 --> 00:24:07.600 align:center Don't fuck with me. 00:24:08.160 --> 00:24:09.400 align:center Not another night. 00:24:10.200 --> 00:24:11.480 align:center Not another night! 00:24:12.160 --> 00:24:14.840 align:center For fuck's sake! Where the fuck are we going? 00:24:27.680 --> 00:24:29.040 align:center You look refreshed. 00:24:29.560 --> 00:24:30.920 align:center Did I wake you up? 00:24:33.320 --> 00:24:35.480 align:center I was going over today's news, which… 00:24:47.040 --> 00:24:49.480 align:center - I swear I wanted to tell you. - Right. 00:24:50.160 --> 00:24:53.040 align:center Look, I'm not judging you. Well, maybe a little. 00:24:53.840 --> 00:24:56.120 align:center What? Can we not talk about it? 00:25:04.160 --> 00:25:05.000 align:center Well… 00:25:05.080 --> 00:25:07.400 align:center How was your swim under the moonlight? 00:25:07.920 --> 00:25:08.880 align:center - The truth? - Yes. 00:25:08.960 --> 00:25:10.280 align:center I have no idea. 00:25:11.000 --> 00:25:11.880 align:center Two minutes away. 00:25:11.960 --> 00:25:14.520 align:center Does it also say if they'll tell us to fuck off? 00:25:14.600 --> 00:25:15.520 align:center There'll be room. 00:25:15.600 --> 00:25:18.600 align:center You said the same thing at the other three hotels. Fuck off. 00:25:18.680 --> 00:25:20.320 align:center Was it too much trouble to book one? 00:25:20.400 --> 00:25:22.360 align:center - What about you? - What about me? 00:25:22.440 --> 00:25:25.880 align:center Well, always writing poems… Look for a solution. 00:25:26.400 --> 00:25:28.440 align:center Look, I have an idea. 00:25:28.960 --> 00:25:30.600 align:center - We go back to the RV. - No. 00:25:30.680 --> 00:25:32.400 align:center No. Great. All right. 00:25:32.480 --> 00:25:35.320 align:center - My duck and I won't sleep in a car. - Okay, Gus-- 00:25:35.400 --> 00:25:38.360 align:center Fuck that, man. Why'd you say you booked a hotel if you didn't? 00:25:38.440 --> 00:25:41.320 align:center So they wouldn't insist. We can't sleep in the RV. 00:25:41.400 --> 00:25:43.600 align:center No, we can't. That's true. 00:25:43.680 --> 00:25:46.680 align:center It's better to sleep in a car without beds than in one that… 00:25:46.760 --> 00:25:48.480 align:center Oh shit! They put beds in it! 00:25:48.560 --> 00:25:51.680 align:center - Because it's better for group harmony. - What group harmony? 00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:03.240 align:center What? 00:26:04.080 --> 00:26:05.160 align:center Are you doing this 00:26:05.240 --> 00:26:07.200 align:center 'cause of the weird thing you have with Coco? 00:26:09.080 --> 00:26:10.080 align:center What thing? 00:26:12.160 --> 00:26:15.160 align:center I don't know what you're talking about. We're just friends. 00:26:15.240 --> 00:26:16.520 align:center - We're not… - Yeah… 00:26:16.600 --> 00:26:19.320 align:center And I'm your friend too. For fuck's sake. 00:26:19.400 --> 00:26:20.400 align:center My God. 00:26:36.280 --> 00:26:39.600 align:center It's true there's been some weird tension between us lately. 00:26:40.800 --> 00:26:44.200 align:center But nothing's gonna happen. She's already in love with you. 00:26:55.360 --> 00:26:59.400 align:center I mean, holding hands underwater? There's obviously attraction there. 00:26:59.480 --> 00:27:01.240 align:center Yes, obviously. 00:27:01.320 --> 00:27:03.400 align:center But he can't quite take the next step. 00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:04.560 align:center Yeah, of course. 00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:07.040 align:center Of course. No, not "of course." Why "of course"? 00:27:07.120 --> 00:27:09.760 align:center Of course, Coco. You're friends. You live together. 00:27:09.840 --> 00:27:13.080 align:center Aroa is his crazy ex, and this is my bachelorette party. 00:27:13.680 --> 00:27:14.920 align:center When you put it that way… 00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:17.720 align:center Look, Coco, I love you a lot, and I love Marín a lot. 00:27:17.800 --> 00:27:20.160 align:center And I really think you'd make a great couple. 00:27:20.920 --> 00:27:21.960 align:center But be careful. 00:27:23.640 --> 00:27:24.480 align:center Okay? 00:27:25.720 --> 00:27:28.400 align:center Come on, let's go to sleep before she wakes up. 00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:30.760 align:center Because if she finds out, we're in for it. 00:27:30.840 --> 00:27:32.440 align:center She'll make a huge scene. 00:27:32.960 --> 00:27:34.920 align:center I don't even want to imagine it. 00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:43.240 align:center - Good night. - Good night. 00:27:44.160 --> 00:27:45.120 align:center This is scary. 00:27:47.120 --> 00:27:50.240 align:center Get your head in the game, goddamn it. 00:27:50.760 --> 00:27:53.800 align:center Coco isn't in love with me. Not now, not ever. 00:27:57.680 --> 00:28:01.400 align:center Yes, we had a great time, we had a great connection and 00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:04.680 align:center lots of laughs, lots of sex, lots of-- 00:28:04.760 --> 00:28:06.360 align:center Well, yeah, that's great. 00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:10.120 align:center - So much. - Yes. I don't feel like… 00:28:10.640 --> 00:28:12.600 align:center But no love. Never love. 00:28:15.800 --> 00:28:17.080 align:center - Good evening. - Good evening. 00:28:17.160 --> 00:28:20.120 align:center Good evening. We were wondering if you had a room available. 00:28:20.200 --> 00:28:22.280 align:center - One bed or two? - No, two. 00:28:22.360 --> 00:28:23.320 align:center Two. Okay. 00:28:28.120 --> 00:28:29.400 align:center Bianchi. 00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:32.280 align:center What? 00:28:36.920 --> 00:28:38.320 align:center Come on, go to sleep. 00:28:38.920 --> 00:28:40.320 align:center And dream about… 00:28:53.760 --> 00:28:55.000 align:center You're gonna sleep in that? 00:28:56.680 --> 00:28:59.040 align:center Yes. I don't want bedbugs to eat me alive. 00:28:59.560 --> 00:29:01.720 align:center - Why would you get eaten by bedbugs? - Yeah… 00:29:05.400 --> 00:29:07.040 align:center - What? - Holy shit, man. 00:29:07.120 --> 00:29:08.520 align:center I said two, didn't I? 00:29:08.600 --> 00:29:10.960 align:center I don't get it, because I said two. 00:29:11.040 --> 00:29:14.120 align:center I remember it perfectly. Why is there only one bed? 00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:16.520 align:center Come on, good night. 00:29:18.640 --> 00:29:19.480 align:center Good night. 00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:33.800 align:center Marín. 00:29:35.960 --> 00:29:36.800 align:center What? 00:29:39.920 --> 00:29:42.640 align:center You really haven't realized how you feel about Coco? 00:29:43.480 --> 00:29:45.080 align:center Or do you not want to realize? 00:29:48.120 --> 00:29:49.240 align:center I mean, I don't… 00:29:49.760 --> 00:29:51.440 align:center I don't have to realize anything. 00:29:55.720 --> 00:29:57.120 align:center You're such a bad liar. 00:29:58.080 --> 00:29:59.640 align:center Even with the lights off. 00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:09.800 align:center Look. Here… 00:30:11.200 --> 00:30:16.000 align:center I write down all the records, the date I buy them, and the store. 00:30:17.240 --> 00:30:18.080 align:center Why? 00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:20.520 align:center Because you steal all of my records. 00:30:21.800 --> 00:30:23.360 align:center - Antonio. - Seriously? 00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:25.520 align:center - Antoine, in French. - But does it work? 00:30:26.200 --> 00:30:30.120 align:center You know? If you call out to someone in the first row… 00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:31.600 align:center That's why everyone… 00:30:31.680 --> 00:30:34.120 align:center This was the most expensive concert I've gone to. 00:30:34.200 --> 00:30:35.480 align:center La Casa Azul. 00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:53.920 align:center Subtitle translation by: Lee Pollard