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[water babbling]

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[birdsong]

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[light snoring]

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[imitating horse snorting]

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- [♪ string music playing]
- [horse squealing]

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- [horse squealing]
- Easy, boy.

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[♪ dramatic string music
continues playing]

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- [birdsong]
- [water lapping]

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- [neighing]
- Come on!

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Just run!

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- Move.
- [horse neighing]

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You're stubborn as old iron.

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He's twice the size
of your last rider,

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and the field could be
just like this or worse,

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so you best get
your feet under you.

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[nickering]

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My father told me you should
never talk to a horse.

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He said they're
dumber than dogs

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and only
understand the crop.

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[snuffling]

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[sighs]
But I don't think that's true.

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I think a horse doesn't want
to be ordered about

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any more than a man does.

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Ser Duncan only has us.

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And if he loses,
he won't even have that.

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I can get the weapon
in his hand...

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- somehow.
- [nickering]

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But then, it's up to you.

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Hyah! Go!

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[splatting]

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[neighing]

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[♪ dramatic string music
playing]

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Hyah! Yah!

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Hyah! Yah!

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Not bad.

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Ha! Go!

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Go, Thunder!

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[sheep bleating]

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Ser Duncan, take it.

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Ha! Go, Thunder!

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[horse neighing]

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Take it quick,
Ser Duncan.

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Go, Thunder!

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- [horse neighing]
- [Egg] Whoo!

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Come on!

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Whoo!

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Good boy.
Good boy, Thunder.

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- Good boy.
- [Thunder nickering]

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You steal that horse?

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Tell the truth.
We'll be fair.

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It's not stealing if you
mean to put it back.

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[Thunder whinnying]

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[Egg shushing]

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What's wrong with your hair?

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What's wrong with your eye?

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[horse whinnying]

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[crowd groaning]

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Ahh!

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[shouting]

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You're Ser Robyn Rhysling.

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You're the maddest knight
in the Seven Kingdoms.

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We are a vessel
for the Warrior.

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When it is madness bid,
it is madness delivered.

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You're small for a squire.

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I serve Ser Duncan the Tall.

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He's large enough
for the both of us.

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- We've not heard of him.
- You will.

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[birdsong]

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[Thunder neighing]

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Where have you been?

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[Egg] Training.

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Don't wander off
without telling me.

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What are you doing, Ser?

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- Sewing a patch.
- Is that not my job?

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You know how?

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Then quit jawing
and get the brushes.

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Thunder looks like he's been
dragged through a hedge.

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What about breakfast?

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There's salt beef
after you're done.

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I'd sooner eat
the horse, ser.

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You'll eat my fist
if you don't do as you're told.

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Never mind that.

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Yeah.
Yeah, just like that.

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Keep it as close to the edge
as possible.

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And that's your whipstitch.

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How'd you get it so even?

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Just, like--
just practice.

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Just try again.

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- There.
- Yes!

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- Ser?
- Mm-hmm?

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Is it odd that I have black hair
growing out of my stones?

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It's odd that you're telling me.

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[singing] ♪ Prince Baelor
was the first born ♪

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♪ Prince Maekar
sprang out last ♪

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- [Dunk retching]
- ♪ Daemon was the bastard,
so they kicked his bastard ♪

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♪ Grass is green in summer,
green grass I adore ♪

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- [Dunk vomiting]
- ♪ But grass is red all over
when you kill a rebel ♪

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- ♪ Horses die in battle ♪
- [Drunk groaning]

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♪ This battle was the front ♪

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♪ Blackfyre's not a trueborn,
he came from the wrong ♪

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♪ Country was in peril,
The Anvil was a rock ♪

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♪ The Hammer
smashed the bastard
with his giant veiny ♪

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- ♪ Host of Dornish spearmen ♪
- It's time.

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- Fetch my armor.
- Now?

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Aye, now.

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[Egg] Why?

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Because I mean
to enter the lists.

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You don't have your shield.

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[sheep bleating]

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We'll-- yeah, we'll gather it
along the way.

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- [sniffling]
- Mm-hmm.

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Also, the right
of the first challenge

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goes to knights of high birth
and renown.

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Are you a knight
of high birth and renown, ser?

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Wait, so I-- I cannot
enter the lists today?

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[Egg] Not today, ser, no.

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Only knights of high birth
and renown.

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Then why have I been
vomiting all morning?

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It's a mystery.

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[goose honking]

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[Dunk] No, no, no, no, no.

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Um, uh, goose eggs.

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Just-- just the eggs.

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No, no, no, uh...

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Shit, um,
goose eggs, like...

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- Just the...
- [townsfolk chattering]

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Thank you.

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Do you like goose eggs?

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Your shield will be ready
this evening, ser.

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Th-Thank you.

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[donkey braying]

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[rooster crowing]

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- [Egg] Ooh, ooh! Ooh!
- Shut up.

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[♪ soft music playing]

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[♪ cheerful whistling]

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[Egg] Mm!

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Mm!

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[crowd roaring]

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Come on!

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- Come on! Whoo!
- Whoo!

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- Why not?
- Come on!

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[laughing]

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[coughing]

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[jouster shouting]

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- [crowd roaring]
- Come on!

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Whoo!

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[applause]

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[mimicking Dunk]
Do you want
some hard salt beef?

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[in high-pitched voice]
Oh, I'm Egg. I can't
eat hard salt beef.

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I just eat lovely food
and grapes and all the...

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[babbling]

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Can't even drink
a pint of ale.

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Yeah, 'cause it's disgusting.

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- It's not disgusting.
- Yes, it is disgusting.

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- It's not disgusting.
- It's disgusting.

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Well, then I won't buy you
another one.

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- Good.
- [sighs]

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[Egg]
I think I could be quite
happy in a place like this.

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[Dunk]
You're in a place like this.

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- I meant for a while.
- Ah, yeah.

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[Egg] After I lead a great
campaign for my lord, of course.

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Of course.

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I return a war hero
and he gives me

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a parcel of land
for my very own,

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and the hand of his second
most beautiful daughter.

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Second most?

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Well, you've already
married the first most.

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Have you not, ser?

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[crowd cheering in distance]

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[Egg] I'd keep horses,
plant oats and peas.

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- Raise cows.
- And lambs, perhaps.

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- Fuck your lambs.
- [chuckles]

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Did you really ride
all the way here

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in the back
of some farmer's wagon?

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I don't want
to talk about it.

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[snickering]

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I'll say this for you.

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You're a good worker
when you put your mind to it.

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Think so?

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Mm-hmm.

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Does that mean
I can stay on as your squire

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after the tournament?

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If I lose my first joust,

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I'll scarcely be a knight
after the tournament.

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But if you win?

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If I win...

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If I win, you can--

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Ser Duncan?

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A word, if you please.

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[hocking phlegm]

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[spitting]

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Is there an issue
with my entry?

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Hm? Oh, no.
No, I, uh...

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I only wanted to show you
a new fishing spot I'm keen on.

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Uh, Ser Duncan,

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I believe we are both
men of honor.

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So, I hope you understand
that what I ask

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serves no private interest.

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Might it surprise you
to learn that my Lord Ashford

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has richly overspent
on his daughter's pageant?

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- It might not.
- Mm.

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Well, with winter
not so long past,

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and many
of our flocks collapsed,

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hard times lay ahead.

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Unless we endeavor
to reverse our fortunes.

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[sighs]

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I-- I don't have
any money, I...

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Shocking, that may be,

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I mean not to rob you,
but to reward you.

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- [scoffs] Reward me?
- Aye.

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What do you know of
Lord Ashford's youngest,

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Sir Androw?

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[crashing]

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[crowd cheering]

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He-- he's a deft lance.

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- Indeed, indeed.
- Mm.

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But were a challenger
to come forth

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and unhorse Ser Androw,
against all odds,

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the lucky few who backed
such an unlikely winner

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would find their pockets full.

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Now, now, rest assured.

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Rest assured,
I mean no disrespect.

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I ask only what
you already intend.

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Drive your foe
from his saddle

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and take your place
on champion's row.

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I do not want a victory
that I have not earned.

00:13:54.500 --> 00:13:56.101 align:center
Have you not earned it?

00:13:59.572 --> 00:14:01.739 align:center
Let Ser Androw take the fall,

00:14:01.740 --> 00:14:03.107 align:center
and you shall have
his horse, arms,

00:14:03.108 --> 00:14:05.777 align:center
and armor as recompense
for your role.

00:14:05.778 --> 00:14:07.178 align:center
A tidy sum for
a young hedge knight

00:14:07.179 --> 00:14:09.448 align:center
who presently calls
an alder tree home.

00:14:11.383 --> 00:14:12.551 align:center
It's an elm.

00:14:14.954 --> 00:14:16.155 align:center
[whispering] Elm.

00:14:20.092 --> 00:14:21.960 align:center
I beg you, think on it.

00:14:21.961 --> 00:14:24.129 align:center
I shall seek your answer
on the morrow.

00:14:26.365 --> 00:14:29.235 align:center
Perhaps the rains
will hold till then.

00:14:30.669 --> 00:14:32.404 align:center
Mind your pride,
Ser Duncan.

00:14:37.710 --> 00:14:39.411 align:center
[hocking, spitting]

00:14:41.947 --> 00:14:44.149 align:center
- [water babbling]
- [birdsong]

00:14:48.888 --> 00:14:50.722 align:center
[sighs]

00:14:50.723 --> 00:14:52.925 align:center
[horn blowing]

00:15:01.133 --> 00:15:03.001 align:center
[herald] Son of Meakar,

00:15:03.002 --> 00:15:05.169 align:center
grandson to King Daeron the Good

00:15:05.170 --> 00:15:08.172 align:center
and Prince
of House Targaryen,

00:15:08.173 --> 00:15:11.709 align:center
Prince Aerion Brightflame.

00:15:11.710 --> 00:15:13.913 align:center
[cheering and applause]

00:15:22.054 --> 00:15:24.256 align:center
[horn blowing]

00:15:26.492 --> 00:15:27.425 align:center
Hyah!

00:15:27.426 --> 00:15:30.629 align:center
- [cheering and applause]
- [metal clanging]

00:15:42.741 --> 00:15:44.243 align:center
[Aerion Targaryen]
Cousin.

00:15:46.045 --> 00:15:49.048 align:center
[horns blaring, drums beating]

00:15:51.884 --> 00:15:54.586 align:center
Not to worry.
I won't embarrass you today.

00:15:59.158 --> 00:16:01.093 align:center
Come out, come out,
little knight.

00:16:02.795 --> 00:16:04.463 align:center
It's time you
faced the dragon.

00:16:06.432 --> 00:16:08.634 align:center
- [grunting] Hyah!
- [cheering and applause]

00:16:10.836 --> 00:16:12.504 align:center
[horse whinnying]

00:16:14.707 --> 00:16:16.408 align:center
[shouting]

00:16:17.676 --> 00:16:19.678 align:center
[cheering and applause continue]

00:16:22.548 --> 00:16:24.350 align:center
[horse neighing]

00:16:27.286 --> 00:16:29.520 align:center
[neighing]

00:16:29.521 --> 00:16:31.256 align:center
[snorting]

00:16:34.059 --> 00:16:36.261 align:center
[thunder rumbling]

00:16:43.435 --> 00:16:46.672 align:center
- [jousters] Hyah!
- [cheering and applause]

00:16:47.673 --> 00:16:49.975 align:center
Kill him. Kill him!

00:16:52.444 --> 00:16:54.479 align:center
[crowd] Aww!

00:16:54.480 --> 00:16:56.482 align:center
[crowd booing]

00:17:00.819 --> 00:17:02.820 align:center
[horse neighing]

00:17:02.821 --> 00:17:03.988 align:center
[Aerion exclaiming]

00:17:03.989 --> 00:17:05.290 align:center
Lance!

00:17:06.458 --> 00:17:07.459 align:center
Go!

00:17:12.564 --> 00:17:13.766 align:center
He's too low.

00:17:15.534 --> 00:17:17.536 align:center
[horse squealing]

00:17:21.240 --> 00:17:24.376 align:center
- [screaming]
- [crowd groaning]

00:17:30.349 --> 00:17:32.351 align:center
[groaning]

00:17:34.586 --> 00:17:36.522 align:center
[groaning continues]

00:17:38.724 --> 00:17:41.226 align:center
[crowd clamoring]

00:17:49.601 --> 00:17:51.569 align:center
[clamoring continues]

00:17:51.570 --> 00:17:55.474 align:center
♪

00:17:56.608 --> 00:17:58.576 align:center
[horse neighing]

00:17:58.577 --> 00:18:00.579 align:center
[clamoring continues]

00:18:16.929 --> 00:18:19.131 align:center
[horse squealing]

00:18:21.900 --> 00:18:24.203 align:center
- I want to leave.
- Aye.

00:18:25.504 --> 00:18:27.106 align:center
[axe thudding]

00:18:28.540 --> 00:18:30.542 align:center
[thunder rumbling]

00:18:31.743 --> 00:18:33.479 align:center
That was a terrible sight.

00:18:34.413 --> 00:18:36.581 align:center
But a squire
must be strong.

00:18:36.582 --> 00:18:38.983 align:center
A mishap may befall me,
and I'll need you

00:18:38.984 --> 00:18:40.686 align:center
to keep your wits if it does.

00:18:41.687 --> 00:18:43.721 align:center
That was no mishap.

00:18:43.722 --> 00:18:46.225 align:center
[thunder rumbling]

00:18:49.795 --> 00:18:52.331 align:center
The jousting is done
for the day, I think.

00:18:53.198 --> 00:18:54.533 align:center
Come, lad.

00:18:56.435 --> 00:18:58.903 align:center
[singing] ♪ Oh! Alice
was a special lass ♪

00:18:58.904 --> 00:19:01.105 align:center
♪ Born bereft 'er thumb ♪

00:19:01.106 --> 00:19:04.909 align:center
♪ Lost a digit tending flock,
now feeling awfully glum ♪

00:19:04.910 --> 00:19:07.512 align:center
♪ Oh! Alice
with three fingers ♪

00:19:07.513 --> 00:19:09.213 align:center
♪ A copper in her glass ♪

00:19:09.214 --> 00:19:11.082 align:center
♪ Had two fingers
less than most ♪

00:19:11.083 --> 00:19:13.417 align:center
♪ She'll shove them
up your arse, hey! ♪

00:19:13.418 --> 00:19:16.787 align:center
♪ I once gave her a silver,
feeling down and lone ♪

00:19:16.788 --> 00:19:20.424 align:center
♪ I tried to buy a pinky,
but I got the whole arm bone ♪

00:19:20.425 --> 00:19:24.328 align:center
♪ Oh! Alice with three fingers
never had a lot ♪

00:19:24.329 --> 00:19:26.297 align:center
♪ She gave me
all she had to give ♪

00:19:26.298 --> 00:19:27.899 align:center
♪ Two more than
what was sought ♪

00:19:27.900 --> 00:19:29.834 align:center
♪ Oh! Two more than
what I bought ♪

00:19:29.835 --> 00:19:32.037 align:center
[all cheering]

00:19:36.241 --> 00:19:38.243 align:center
Do you suppose
there was an Alice, ser?

00:19:40.112 --> 00:19:43.114 align:center
A crippled girl who shoved
her hand up men's arses?

00:19:43.115 --> 00:19:44.983 align:center
I think there probably was.

00:19:45.884 --> 00:19:47.419 align:center
Of course,
there probably was.

00:19:48.387 --> 00:19:50.489 align:center
Do you think her name
was really Alice?

00:19:53.025 --> 00:19:55.059 align:center
Mm, no.
I just think Alice

00:19:55.060 --> 00:19:57.329 align:center
is a nice name
to write a song to.

00:19:58.197 --> 00:19:59.630 align:center
That means there
was a cripple girl

00:19:59.631 --> 00:20:02.099 align:center
who was so good
at pleasuring men
in their bums

00:20:02.100 --> 00:20:04.535 align:center
that they saw fit
to celebrate her in song,

00:20:04.536 --> 00:20:07.004 align:center
yet they could not bother
credit her true name?

00:20:07.005 --> 00:20:08.839 align:center
If there's a lesson in that,

00:20:08.840 --> 00:20:11.309 align:center
it's for wiser men
than me to say.

00:20:11.310 --> 00:20:13.278 align:center
Perhaps it is
a story of honor.

00:20:14.479 --> 00:20:15.480 align:center
Honor?

00:20:16.348 --> 00:20:19.418 align:center
A misfortuned girl making
the best of her natural gifts.

00:20:20.752 --> 00:20:22.954 align:center
One might wish for more.

00:20:22.955 --> 00:20:25.089 align:center
But is this not the act
of a dogged spirit?

00:20:25.090 --> 00:20:26.924 align:center
Giving more
than what is asked?

00:20:26.925 --> 00:20:28.660 align:center
"The whole arm bone,"
as it were.

00:20:30.062 --> 00:20:32.096 align:center
Perhaps her name
does not matter, then.

00:20:32.097 --> 00:20:34.966 align:center
It's-- it's her story
that abides.

00:20:34.967 --> 00:20:37.034 align:center
Her name is Hope, ser.

00:20:37.035 --> 00:20:39.137 align:center
Belongs to all
who invoke it.

00:20:40.372 --> 00:20:44.141 align:center
[singing] ♪ Oh! Alice
was a special lass ♪

00:20:44.142 --> 00:20:46.177 align:center
♪ Born bereft 'er thumb ♪

00:20:46.178 --> 00:20:48.045 align:center
♪ She lost a digit
tending flock ♪

00:20:48.046 --> 00:20:49.747 align:center
♪ And now she's awfully-- ♪

00:20:49.748 --> 00:20:51.950 align:center
- [chicken bawking]
- [donkey braying]

00:20:54.253 --> 00:20:56.020 align:center
[Dunk]
Did you ever know
your father, Egg?

00:20:56.021 --> 00:20:57.556 align:center
[Egg] Mm, uh...

00:20:58.690 --> 00:21:00.858 align:center
No. Not really.

00:21:00.859 --> 00:21:03.028 align:center
Most like I saw mine hanged.

00:21:05.197 --> 00:21:07.832 align:center
There was a pot shop
in Flea Bottom.

00:21:07.833 --> 00:21:11.236 align:center
I used to sell them
rats and cats
and pigeons for brown.

00:21:12.037 --> 00:21:14.473 align:center
Cook there always said
my father was some thief.

00:21:16.074 --> 00:21:17.475 align:center
If he was as big as me,

00:21:17.476 --> 00:21:20.144 align:center
he wouldn't have made
a very good one.

00:21:20.145 --> 00:21:22.347 align:center
[townsfolk chattering]

00:21:31.990 --> 00:21:33.691 align:center
Say your fortune.

00:21:33.692 --> 00:21:35.593 align:center
Oh, yeah.
Go on, then.

00:21:35.594 --> 00:21:38.664 align:center
You shall know great success
and be richer than a Lannister.

00:21:39.631 --> 00:21:41.466 align:center
Thank you.
Do the boy now.

00:21:44.936 --> 00:21:46.538 align:center
You shall be king...

00:21:47.906 --> 00:21:49.373 align:center
and die in a hot fire,

00:21:49.374 --> 00:21:52.044 align:center
and worms shall feed
upon your ashes.

00:21:53.145 --> 00:21:56.214 align:center
And all who know you
shall rejoice in your dying.

00:21:56.915 --> 00:21:58.183 align:center
What?

00:21:59.951 --> 00:22:02.754 align:center
[laughing]
Thank you, that's very good.

00:22:05.824 --> 00:22:07.391 align:center
Why would she say that?

00:22:07.392 --> 00:22:09.695 align:center
Why would she say what?
Come on.

00:22:13.965 --> 00:22:15.334 align:center
Ser Duncan!

00:22:16.368 --> 00:22:18.002 align:center
I saw you earlier
with this boy.

00:22:18.003 --> 00:22:21.038 align:center
Uh, yeah.
This boy is my squire.

00:22:21.039 --> 00:22:23.941 align:center
Egg, this is, um,
Raymun Fossoway.

00:22:23.942 --> 00:22:26.143 align:center
- Good day.
- [people cheering in distance]

00:22:26.144 --> 00:22:28.045 align:center
See our show!
It's great!

00:22:28.046 --> 00:22:30.214 align:center
Will you join me in my tent
for a cup of cider?

00:22:30.215 --> 00:22:32.583 align:center
I could wait
at the puppet show, ser,

00:22:32.584 --> 00:22:35.120 align:center
and bring your shield
when the performance is over.

00:22:38.190 --> 00:22:39.624 align:center
We make it ourselves.

00:22:42.361 --> 00:22:43.428 align:center
Very well.

00:22:44.496 --> 00:22:46.698 align:center
[people laughing and applauding
in distance]

00:22:49.501 --> 00:22:51.736 align:center
[Raymun Fossoway]
Have you chosen an opponent yet?

00:22:51.737 --> 00:22:53.637 align:center
[Dunk] Oh, uh, I'm not sure.

00:22:53.638 --> 00:22:55.173 align:center
[liquid sloshing]

00:22:56.608 --> 00:22:58.676 align:center
Who does your cousin
mean to challenge?

00:22:58.677 --> 00:23:01.513 align:center
[chuckles] If anyone's
wounded on the morrow...

00:23:02.347 --> 00:23:04.549 align:center
I'm sure Steffon will be quick
to knock on his shield.

00:23:05.717 --> 00:23:08.253 align:center
He's about as chivalrous
as a starved weasel.

00:23:10.322 --> 00:23:12.157 align:center
[grunting, sighing]

00:23:15.627 --> 00:23:19.130 align:center
I suppose Ser Androw and I
are quite equally matched.

00:23:19.131 --> 00:23:22.032 align:center
A local favorite.
You mean to play the villain?

00:23:22.033 --> 00:23:23.868 align:center
[chuckles]

00:23:23.869 --> 00:23:26.036 align:center
I heard Aerion were in
a spittin' rage at Lord Ashford

00:23:26.037 --> 00:23:27.405 align:center
for giving away his horse.

00:23:27.406 --> 00:23:29.573 align:center
Little comfort that will be
to Ser Humfrey.

00:23:29.574 --> 00:23:31.308 align:center
It looked as if he was
going to carry the day.

00:23:31.309 --> 00:23:32.843 align:center
Now his leg's shattered
like a baking dish.

00:23:32.844 --> 00:23:36.615 align:center
My squire thinks Aerion meant
to kill the horse. [chuckles]

00:23:39.117 --> 00:23:41.018 align:center
Just hard to accept
that a knight

00:23:41.019 --> 00:23:42.587 align:center
might be so dishonorable...

00:23:43.655 --> 00:23:44.855 align:center
let alone a prince.

00:23:44.856 --> 00:23:46.458 align:center
Why is that hard?

00:23:48.493 --> 00:23:49.360 align:center
N-No, I--

00:23:49.361 --> 00:23:51.363 align:center
They're incestuous aliens,
Duncan.

00:23:52.664 --> 00:23:55.833 align:center
Blood-magickers and tyrants
who've burned our lands,

00:23:55.834 --> 00:23:57.568 align:center
enslaved our people,

00:23:57.569 --> 00:23:59.804 align:center
dragged us into their wars
without a mote of respect

00:23:59.805 --> 00:24:01.338 align:center
for our history
or our customs.

00:24:01.339 --> 00:24:02.840 align:center
Every pale-haired brat
they saddled on us

00:24:02.841 --> 00:24:05.576 align:center
has been madder than the last,
gods know how.

00:24:05.577 --> 00:24:08.379 align:center
The only honorable thing
a Targaryen

00:24:08.380 --> 00:24:11.282 align:center
can do for this realm
is finish on his wife's tits.

00:24:11.283 --> 00:24:13.885 align:center
So aye, I think he meant
to kill the fucking horse.

00:24:16.755 --> 00:24:18.290 align:center
[Raymun sighs]

00:24:22.360 --> 00:24:24.628 align:center
I got a bit
carried away there.

00:24:24.629 --> 00:24:25.831 align:center
[chuckles]

00:24:28.500 --> 00:24:31.369 align:center
I heard that part
about the tits from Steffon.

00:24:36.475 --> 00:24:38.743 align:center
[belching]

00:24:40.912 --> 00:24:43.448 align:center
[belching softly]
Excuse me.

00:24:46.918 --> 00:24:48.920 align:center
[audience chattering]

00:24:52.090 --> 00:24:54.893 align:center
- [dragon hissing]
- [audience exclaiming]

00:24:57.195 --> 00:24:58.662 align:center
[audience gasps]

00:24:58.663 --> 00:25:00.698 align:center
Wow.

00:25:00.699 --> 00:25:02.467 align:center
[applause]

00:25:05.804 --> 00:25:07.806 align:center
[dragon hissing]

00:25:14.112 --> 00:25:16.314 align:center
[squealing]

00:25:27.792 --> 00:25:29.226 align:center
[dragon thuds]

00:25:29.227 --> 00:25:31.429 align:center
[both laughing]

00:25:35.066 --> 00:25:36.734 align:center
[both sighing]

00:25:36.735 --> 00:25:38.736 align:center
Aerion, he's all smiles
and chivalry

00:25:38.737 --> 00:25:40.638 align:center
as long as
his father's watching.

00:25:40.639 --> 00:25:42.973 align:center
I saw Prince Maekar's chair
was empty.

00:25:42.974 --> 00:25:44.241 align:center
He left Ashford this morning

00:25:44.242 --> 00:25:45.976 align:center
to search for the rest
of his misbegats.

00:25:45.977 --> 00:25:48.279 align:center
Misbegats?
W-Which are those?

00:25:48.280 --> 00:25:51.382 align:center
His heir, Daeron,
and the youngest.

00:25:51.383 --> 00:25:53.450 align:center
They departed Summerhall
together a few days ago,

00:25:53.451 --> 00:25:55.453 align:center
but never reached Ashford.

00:25:56.588 --> 00:25:58.822 align:center
There's rumors going about
that the boys are dead.

00:25:58.823 --> 00:26:01.158 align:center
Though most like Daeron,

00:26:01.159 --> 00:26:02.661 align:center
he's probably just drunk again.

00:26:05.196 --> 00:26:06.797 align:center
Little wonder
Maekar's been walking around

00:26:06.798 --> 00:26:08.599 align:center
like someone pissed
in his swan pie.

00:26:08.600 --> 00:26:10.935 align:center
He's probably just worried
about his sons.

00:26:10.936 --> 00:26:12.670 align:center
Seven know why.

00:26:12.671 --> 00:26:16.608 align:center
Daeron's a sot.
Aerion's just vain and cruel.

00:26:17.375 --> 00:26:19.209 align:center
The third's so useless,
they were gonna ship him off

00:26:19.210 --> 00:26:20.878 align:center
to a citadel
to make a maester of him.

00:26:20.879 --> 00:26:23.581 align:center
- And the youngest--
- Ser! Ser Duncan!
You have to come!

00:26:23.582 --> 00:26:26.016 align:center
- Aerion's hurting her.
- Hurting who?

00:26:26.017 --> 00:26:28.019 align:center
[crowd clamoring]

00:26:29.588 --> 00:26:31.388 align:center
- Stay back!
- [clamoring continues]

00:26:31.389 --> 00:26:33.390 align:center
[dog barking]

00:26:33.391 --> 00:26:35.594 align:center
[screaming]

00:26:39.064 --> 00:26:41.266 align:center
- [bone snapping]
- [screaming]

00:26:46.605 --> 00:26:48.807 align:center
[Tanselle continues screaming]

00:26:51.309 --> 00:26:52.910 align:center
- [grunting]
- [soldier] Hold still!

00:26:52.911 --> 00:26:53.979 align:center
Hold on!

00:26:57.949 --> 00:26:59.951 align:center
[Dunk breathing heavily]

00:27:02.654 --> 00:27:03.888 align:center
[spitting]

00:27:15.333 --> 00:27:17.969 align:center
Why did you throw your life
away for this whore?

00:27:19.871 --> 00:27:21.473 align:center
She's scarcely worth it.

00:27:23.708 --> 00:27:24.843 align:center
She's a traitor.

00:27:26.611 --> 00:27:28.380 align:center
The dragon ought never lose.

00:27:33.184 --> 00:27:34.586 align:center
Nothing more to say?

00:27:41.860 --> 00:27:44.496 align:center
[sniffling]
You've loosened
one of my teeth.

00:27:47.666 --> 00:27:49.900 align:center
So, we'll start
by breaking out
all of yours.

00:27:49.901 --> 00:27:51.268 align:center
[grunting]

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[shouting]

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[muffled shouting]

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[Egg] No! Don't touch him!

00:28:04.449 --> 00:28:06.684 align:center
- Ah...
- [Dunk] You stupid boy!

00:28:06.685 --> 00:28:08.585 align:center
Hold your tongue
or they'll hurt you.

00:28:08.586 --> 00:28:10.020 align:center
- No, they won't.
- [Raymun] Watch out, please.

00:28:10.021 --> 00:28:12.022 align:center
- Excuse me.
- If they do, they'll
answer to my father.

00:28:12.023 --> 00:28:13.357 align:center
Let go of him!

00:28:13.358 --> 00:28:15.593 align:center
Wate, Yorkel,
do as I say.

00:28:18.163 --> 00:28:21.732 align:center
You impudent little rat.
What's happened to your hair?

00:28:21.733 --> 00:28:25.136 align:center
I cut it off, brother.
I didn't want to look like you.

00:28:26.371 --> 00:28:29.574 align:center
[♪ dramatic choral music
playing]

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♪

00:28:48.426 --> 00:28:51.629 align:center
[♪ dramatic choral music
continues playing]