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[water babbling]

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[birdsong]

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[light snoring]

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[imitating horse snorting]

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- [♪ string music playing]
- [horse squealing]

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- [horse squealing]
- Easy, boy.

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[♪ dramatic string music
continues playing]

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- [birdsong]
- [water lapping]

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- [neighing]
- Come on!

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Just run!

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- Move.
- [horse neighing]

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You're stubborn as old iron.

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He's twice the size
of your last rider,

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and the field could be
just like this or worse,

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so you best get
your feet under you.

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[nickering]

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My father told me you should
never talk to a horse.

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He said they're
dumber than dogs

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and only
understand the crop.

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[snuffling]

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[sighs]
But I don't think that's true.

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I think a horse doesn't want
to be ordered about

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any more than a man does.

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Ser Duncan only has us.

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And if he loses,
he won't even have that.

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I can get the weapon
in his hand...

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- somehow.
- [nickering]

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But then, it's up to you.

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Hyah! Go!

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[splatting]

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[neighing]

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[♪ dramatic string music
playing]

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Hyah! Yah!

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Hyah! Yah!

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Not bad.

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Ha! Go!

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Go, Thunder!

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[sheep bleating]

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Ser Duncan, take it.

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Ha! Go, Thunder!

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[horse neighing]

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Take it quick,
Ser Duncan.

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Go, Thunder!

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- [horse neighing]
- [Egg] Whoo!

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Come on!

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Whoo!

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Good boy.
Good boy, Thunder.

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- Good boy.
- [Thunder nickering]

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You steal that horse?

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Tell the truth.
We'll be fair.

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It's not stealing if you
mean to put it back.

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[Thunder whinnying]

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[Egg shushing]

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What's wrong with your hair?

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What's wrong with your eye?

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[horse whinnying]

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[crowd groaning]

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Ahh!

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[shouting]

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You're Ser Robyn Rhysling.

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You're the maddest knight
in the Seven Kingdoms.

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We are a vessel
for the Warrior.

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When it is madness bid,
it is madness delivered.

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You're small for a squire.

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I serve Ser Duncan the Tall.

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He's large enough
for the both of us.

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- We've not heard of him.
- You will.

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[birdsong]

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[Thunder neighing]

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Where have you been?

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[Egg] Training.

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Don't wander off
without telling me.

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What are you doing, Ser?

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- Sewing a patch.
- Is that not my job?

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You know how?

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Then quit jawing
and get the brushes.

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Thunder looks like he's been
dragged through a hedge.

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What about breakfast?

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There's salt beef
after you're done.

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I'd sooner eat
the horse, ser.

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You'll eat my fist
if you don't do as you're told.

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Never mind that.

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Yeah.
Yeah, just like that.

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Keep it as close to the edge
as possible.

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And that's your whipstitch.

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How'd you get it so even?

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Just, like--
just practice.

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Just try again.

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- There.
- Yes!

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- Ser?
- Mm-hmm?

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Is it odd that I have black hair
growing out of my stones?

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It's odd that you're telling me.

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[singing] ♪ Prince Baelor
was the first born ♪

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♪ Prince Maekar
sprang out last ♪

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- [Dunk retching]
- ♪ Daemon was the bastard,
so they kicked his bastard ♪

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♪ Grass is green in summer,
green grass I adore ♪

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- [Dunk vomiting]
- ♪ But grass is red all over
when you kill a rebel ♪

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- ♪ Horses die in battle ♪
- [Drunk groaning]

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♪ This battle was the front ♪

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♪ Blackfyre's not a trueborn,
he came from the wrong ♪

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♪ Country was in peril,
The Anvil was a rock ♪

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♪ The Hammer
smashed the bastard
with his giant veiny ♪

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- ♪ Host of Dornish spearmen ♪
- It's time.

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- Fetch my armor.
- Now?

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Aye, now.

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[Egg] Why?

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Because I mean
to enter the lists.

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You don't have your shield.

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[sheep bleating]

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We'll-- yeah, we'll gather it
along the way.

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- [sniffling]
- Mm-hmm.

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Also, the right
of the first challenge

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goes to knights of high birth
and renown.

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Are you a knight
of high birth and renown, ser?

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Wait, so I-- I cannot
enter the lists today?

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[Egg] Not today, ser, no.

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Only knights of high birth
and renown.

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Then why have I been
vomiting all morning?

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It's a mystery.

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[goose honking]

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[Dunk] No, no, no, no, no.

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Um, uh, goose eggs.

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Just-- just the eggs.

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No, no, no, uh...

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Shit, um,
goose eggs, like...

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- Just the...
- [townsfolk chattering]

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Thank you.

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Do you like goose eggs?

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Your shield will be ready
this evening, ser.

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Th-Thank you.

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[donkey braying]

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[rooster crowing]

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- [Egg] Ooh, ooh! Ooh!
- Shut up.

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[♪ soft music playing]

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[♪ cheerful whistling]

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[Egg] Mm!

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Mm!

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[crowd roaring]

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Come on!

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- Come on! Whoo!
- Whoo!

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- Why not?
- Come on!

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[laughing]

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[coughing]

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[jouster shouting]

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- [crowd roaring]
- Come on!

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Whoo!

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[applause]

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[mimicking Dunk]
Do you want
some hard salt beef?

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[in high-pitched voice]
Oh, I'm Egg. I can't
eat hard salt beef.

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I just eat lovely food
and grapes and all the...

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[babbling]

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Can't even drink
a pint of ale.

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Yeah, 'cause it's disgusting.

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- It's not disgusting.
- Yes, it is disgusting.

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- It's not disgusting.
- It's disgusting.

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Well, then I won't buy you
another one.

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- Good.
- [sighs]

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[Egg]
I think I could be quite
happy in a place like this.

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[Dunk]
You're in a place like this.

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- I meant for a while.
- Ah, yeah.

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[Egg] After I lead a great
campaign for my lord, of course.

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Of course.

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I return a war hero
and he gives me

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a parcel of land
for my very own,

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and the hand of his second
most beautiful daughter.

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Second most?

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Well, you've already
married the first most.

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Have you not, ser?

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[crowd cheering in distance]

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[Egg] I'd keep horses,
plant oats and peas.

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- Raise cows.
- And lambs, perhaps.

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- Fuck your lambs.
- [chuckles]

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Did you really ride
all the way here

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in the back
of some farmer's wagon?

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I don't want
to talk about it.

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[snickering]

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I'll say this for you.

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You're a good worker
when you put your mind to it.

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Think so?

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Mm-hmm.

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Does that mean
I can stay on as your squire

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after the tournament?

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If I lose my first joust,

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I'll scarcely be a knight
after the tournament.

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But if you win?

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If I win...

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If I win, you can--

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Ser Duncan?

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A word, if you please.

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[hocking phlegm]

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[spitting]

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Is there an issue
with my entry?

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Hm? Oh, no.
No, I, uh...

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I only wanted to show you
a new fishing spot I'm keen on.

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Uh, Ser Duncan,

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I believe we are both
men of honor.

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So, I hope you understand
that what I ask

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serves no private interest.

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Might it surprise you
to learn that my Lord Ashford

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has richly overspent
on his daughter's pageant?

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- It might not.
- Mm.

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Well, with winter
not so long past,

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and many
of our flocks collapsed,

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hard times lay ahead.

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Unless we endeavor
to reverse our fortunes.

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[sighs]

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I-- I don't have
any money, I...

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Shocking, that may be,

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I mean not to rob you,
but to reward you.

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- [scoffs] Reward me?
- Aye.

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What do you know of
Lord Ashford's youngest,

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Sir Androw?

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[crashing]

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[crowd cheering]

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He-- he's a deft lance.

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- Indeed, indeed.
- Mm.

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But were a challenger
to come forth

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and unhorse Ser Androw,
against all odds,

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the lucky few who backed
such an unlikely winner

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would find their pockets full.

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Now, now, rest assured.

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Rest assured,
I mean no disrespect.

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I ask only what
you already intend.

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Drive your foe
from his saddle

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and take your place
on champion's row.

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I do not want a victory
that I have not earned.

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Have you not earned it?

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Let Ser Androw take the fall,

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and you shall have
his horse, arms,

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and armor as recompense
for your role.

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A tidy sum for
a young hedge knight

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who presently calls
an alder tree home.

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It's an elm.

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[whispering] Elm.

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I beg you, think on it.

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I shall seek your answer
on the morrow.

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Perhaps the rains
will hold till then.

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Mind your pride,
Ser Duncan.

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[hocking, spitting]

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- [water babbling]
- [birdsong]

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[sighs]

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[horn blowing]

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[herald] Son of Meakar,

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grandson to King Daeron the Good

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and Prince
of House Targaryen,

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Prince Aerion Brightflame.

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[cheering and applause]

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[horn blowing]

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Hyah!

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- [cheering and applause]
- [metal clanging]

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[Aerion Targaryen]
Cousin.

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[horns blaring, drums beating]

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Not to worry.
I won't embarrass you today.

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Come out, come out,
little knight.

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It's time you
faced the dragon.

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- [grunting] Hyah!
- [cheering and applause]

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[horse whinnying]

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[shouting]

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[cheering and applause continue]

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[horse neighing]

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[neighing]

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[snorting]

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[thunder rumbling]

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- [jousters] Hyah!
- [cheering and applause]

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Kill him. Kill him!

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[crowd] Aww!

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[crowd booing]

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[horse neighing]

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[Aerion exclaiming]

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Lance!

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Go!

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He's too low.

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[horse squealing]

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- [screaming]
- [crowd groaning]

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[groaning]

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[groaning continues]

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[crowd clamoring]

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[clamoring continues]

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♪

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[horse neighing]

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[clamoring continues]

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[horse squealing]

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- I want to leave.
- Aye.

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[axe thudding]

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[thunder rumbling]

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That was a terrible sight.

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But a squire
must be strong.

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A mishap may befall me,
and I'll need you

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to keep your wits if it does.

18:41.687 --> 18:43.721
That was no mishap.

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[thunder rumbling]

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The jousting is done
for the day, I think.

18:53.198 --> 18:54.533
Come, lad.

18:56.435 --> 18:58.903
[singing] ♪ Oh! Alice
was a special lass ♪

18:58.904 --> 19:01.105
♪ Born bereft 'er thumb ♪

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♪ Lost a digit tending flock,
now feeling awfully glum ♪

19:04.910 --> 19:07.512
♪ Oh! Alice
with three fingers ♪

19:07.513 --> 19:09.213
♪ A copper in her glass ♪

19:09.214 --> 19:11.082
♪ Had two fingers
less than most ♪

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♪ She'll shove them
up your arse, hey! ♪

19:13.418 --> 19:16.787
♪ I once gave her a silver,
feeling down and lone ♪

19:16.788 --> 19:20.424
♪ I tried to buy a pinky,
but I got the whole arm bone ♪

19:20.425 --> 19:24.328
♪ Oh! Alice with three fingers
never had a lot ♪

19:24.329 --> 19:26.297
♪ She gave me
all she had to give ♪

19:26.298 --> 19:27.899
♪ Two more than
what was sought ♪

19:27.900 --> 19:29.834
♪ Oh! Two more than
what I bought ♪

19:29.835 --> 19:32.037
[all cheering]

19:36.241 --> 19:38.243
Do you suppose
there was an Alice, ser?

19:40.112 --> 19:43.114
A crippled girl who shoved
her hand up men's arses?

19:43.115 --> 19:44.983
I think there probably was.

19:45.884 --> 19:47.419
Of course,
there probably was.

19:48.387 --> 19:50.489
Do you think her name
was really Alice?

19:53.025 --> 19:55.059
Mm, no.
I just think Alice

19:55.060 --> 19:57.329
is a nice name
to write a song to.

19:58.197 --> 19:59.630
That means there
was a cripple girl

19:59.631 --> 20:02.099
who was so good
at pleasuring men
in their bums

20:02.100 --> 20:04.535
that they saw fit
to celebrate her in song,

20:04.536 --> 20:07.004
yet they could not bother
credit her true name?

20:07.005 --> 20:08.839
If there's a lesson in that,

20:08.840 --> 20:11.309
it's for wiser men
than me to say.

20:11.310 --> 20:13.278
Perhaps it is
a story of honor.

20:14.479 --> 20:15.480
Honor?

20:16.348 --> 20:19.418
A misfortuned girl making
the best of her natural gifts.

20:20.752 --> 20:22.954
One might wish for more.

20:22.955 --> 20:25.089
But is this not the act
of a dogged spirit?

20:25.090 --> 20:26.924
Giving more
than what is asked?

20:26.925 --> 20:28.660
"The whole arm bone,"
as it were.

20:30.062 --> 20:32.096
Perhaps her name
does not matter, then.

20:32.097 --> 20:34.966
It's-- it's her story
that abides.

20:34.967 --> 20:37.034
Her name is Hope, ser.

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Belongs to all
who invoke it.

20:40.372 --> 20:44.141
[singing] ♪ Oh! Alice
was a special lass ♪

20:44.142 --> 20:46.177
♪ Born bereft 'er thumb ♪

20:46.178 --> 20:48.045
♪ She lost a digit
tending flock ♪

20:48.046 --> 20:49.747
♪ And now she's awfully-- ♪

20:49.748 --> 20:51.950
- [chicken bawking]
- [donkey braying]

20:54.253 --> 20:56.020
[Dunk]
Did you ever know
your father, Egg?

20:56.021 --> 20:57.556
[Egg] Mm, uh...

20:58.690 --> 21:00.858
No. Not really.

21:00.859 --> 21:03.028
Most like I saw mine hanged.

21:05.197 --> 21:07.832
There was a pot shop
in Flea Bottom.

21:07.833 --> 21:11.236
I used to sell them
rats and cats
and pigeons for brown.

21:12.037 --> 21:14.473
Cook there always said
my father was some thief.

21:16.074 --> 21:17.475
If he was as big as me,

21:17.476 --> 21:20.144
he wouldn't have made
a very good one.

21:20.145 --> 21:22.347
[townsfolk chattering]

21:31.990 --> 21:33.691
Say your fortune.

21:33.692 --> 21:35.593
Oh, yeah.
Go on, then.

21:35.594 --> 21:38.664
You shall know great success
and be richer than a Lannister.

21:39.631 --> 21:41.466
Thank you.
Do the boy now.

21:44.936 --> 21:46.538
You shall be king...

21:47.906 --> 21:49.373
and die in a hot fire,

21:49.374 --> 21:52.044
and worms shall feed
upon your ashes.

21:53.145 --> 21:56.214
And all who know you
shall rejoice in your dying.

21:56.915 --> 21:58.183
What?

21:59.951 --> 22:02.754
[laughing]
Thank you, that's very good.

22:05.824 --> 22:07.391
Why would she say that?

22:07.392 --> 22:09.695
Why would she say what?
Come on.

22:13.965 --> 22:15.334
Ser Duncan!

22:16.368 --> 22:18.002
I saw you earlier
with this boy.

22:18.003 --> 22:21.038
Uh, yeah.
This boy is my squire.

22:21.039 --> 22:23.941
Egg, this is, um,
Raymun Fossoway.

22:23.942 --> 22:26.143
- Good day.
- [people cheering in distance]

22:26.144 --> 22:28.045
See our show!
It's great!

22:28.046 --> 22:30.214
Will you join me in my tent
for a cup of cider?

22:30.215 --> 22:32.583
I could wait
at the puppet show, ser,

22:32.584 --> 22:35.120
and bring your shield
when the performance is over.

22:38.190 --> 22:39.624
We make it ourselves.

22:42.361 --> 22:43.428
Very well.

22:44.496 --> 22:46.698
[people laughing and applauding
in distance]

22:49.501 --> 22:51.736
[Raymun Fossoway]
Have you chosen an opponent yet?

22:51.737 --> 22:53.637
[Dunk] Oh, uh, I'm not sure.

22:53.638 --> 22:55.173
[liquid sloshing]

22:56.608 --> 22:58.676
Who does your cousin
mean to challenge?

22:58.677 --> 23:01.513
[chuckles] If anyone's
wounded on the morrow...

23:02.347 --> 23:04.549
I'm sure Steffon will be quick
to knock on his shield.

23:05.717 --> 23:08.253
He's about as chivalrous
as a starved weasel.

23:10.322 --> 23:12.157
[grunting, sighing]

23:15.627 --> 23:19.130
I suppose Ser Androw and I
are quite equally matched.

23:19.131 --> 23:22.032
A local favorite.
You mean to play the villain?

23:22.033 --> 23:23.868
[chuckles]

23:23.869 --> 23:26.036
I heard Aerion were in
a spittin' rage at Lord Ashford

23:26.037 --> 23:27.405
for giving away his horse.

23:27.406 --> 23:29.573
Little comfort that will be
to Ser Humfrey.

23:29.574 --> 23:31.308
It looked as if he was
going to carry the day.

23:31.309 --> 23:32.843
Now his leg's shattered
like a baking dish.

23:32.844 --> 23:36.615
My squire thinks Aerion meant
to kill the horse. [chuckles]

23:39.117 --> 23:41.018
Just hard to accept
that a knight

23:41.019 --> 23:42.587
might be so dishonorable...

23:43.655 --> 23:44.855
let alone a prince.

23:44.856 --> 23:46.458
Why is that hard?

23:48.493 --> 23:49.360
N-No, I--

23:49.361 --> 23:51.363
They're incestuous aliens,
Duncan.

23:52.664 --> 23:55.833
Blood-magickers and tyrants
who've burned our lands,

23:55.834 --> 23:57.568
enslaved our people,

23:57.569 --> 23:59.804
dragged us into their wars
without a mote of respect

23:59.805 --> 24:01.338
for our history
or our customs.

24:01.339 --> 24:02.840
Every pale-haired brat
they saddled on us

24:02.841 --> 24:05.576
has been madder than the last,
gods know how.

24:05.577 --> 24:08.379
The only honorable thing
a Targaryen

24:08.380 --> 24:11.282
can do for this realm
is finish on his wife's tits.

24:11.283 --> 24:13.885
So aye, I think he meant
to kill the fucking horse.

24:16.755 --> 24:18.290
[Raymun sighs]

24:22.360 --> 24:24.628
I got a bit
carried away there.

24:24.629 --> 24:25.831
[chuckles]

24:28.500 --> 24:31.369
I heard that part
about the tits from Steffon.

24:36.475 --> 24:38.743
[belching]

24:40.912 --> 24:43.448
[belching softly]
Excuse me.

24:46.918 --> 24:48.920
[audience chattering]

24:52.090 --> 24:54.893
- [dragon hissing]
- [audience exclaiming]

24:57.195 --> 24:58.662
[audience gasps]

24:58.663 --> 25:00.698
Wow.

25:00.699 --> 25:02.467
[applause]

25:05.804 --> 25:07.806
[dragon hissing]

25:14.112 --> 25:16.314
[squealing]

25:27.792 --> 25:29.226
[dragon thuds]

25:29.227 --> 25:31.429
[both laughing]

25:35.066 --> 25:36.734
[both sighing]

25:36.735 --> 25:38.736
Aerion, he's all smiles
and chivalry

25:38.737 --> 25:40.638
as long as
his father's watching.

25:40.639 --> 25:42.973
I saw Prince Maekar's chair
was empty.

25:42.974 --> 25:44.241
He left Ashford this morning

25:44.242 --> 25:45.976
to search for the rest
of his misbegats.

25:45.977 --> 25:48.279
Misbegats?
W-Which are those?

25:48.280 --> 25:51.382
His heir, Daeron,
and the youngest.

25:51.383 --> 25:53.450
They departed Summerhall
together a few days ago,

25:53.451 --> 25:55.453
but never reached Ashford.

25:56.588 --> 25:58.822
There's rumors going about
that the boys are dead.

25:58.823 --> 26:01.158
Though most like Daeron,

26:01.159 --> 26:02.661
he's probably just drunk again.

26:05.196 --> 26:06.797
Little wonder
Maekar's been walking around

26:06.798 --> 26:08.599
like someone pissed
in his swan pie.

26:08.600 --> 26:10.935
He's probably just worried
about his sons.

26:10.936 --> 26:12.670
Seven know why.

26:12.671 --> 26:16.608
Daeron's a sot.
Aerion's just vain and cruel.

26:17.375 --> 26:19.209
The third's so useless,
they were gonna ship him off

26:19.210 --> 26:20.878
to a citadel
to make a maester of him.

26:20.879 --> 26:23.581
- And the youngest--
- Ser! Ser Duncan!
You have to come!

26:23.582 --> 26:26.016
- Aerion's hurting her.
- Hurting who?

26:26.017 --> 26:28.019
[crowd clamoring]

26:29.588 --> 26:31.388
- Stay back!
- [clamoring continues]

26:31.389 --> 26:33.390
[dog barking]

26:33.391 --> 26:35.594
[screaming]

26:39.064 --> 26:41.266
- [bone snapping]
- [screaming]

26:46.605 --> 26:48.807
[Tanselle continues screaming]

26:51.309 --> 26:52.910
- [grunting]
- [soldier] Hold still!

26:52.911 --> 26:53.979
Hold on!

26:57.949 --> 26:59.951
[Dunk breathing heavily]

27:02.654 --> 27:03.888
[spitting]

27:15.333 --> 27:17.969
Why did you throw your life
away for this whore?

27:19.871 --> 27:21.473
She's scarcely worth it.

27:23.708 --> 27:24.843
She's a traitor.

27:26.611 --> 27:28.380
The dragon ought never lose.

27:33.184 --> 27:34.586
Nothing more to say?

27:41.860 --> 27:44.496
[sniffling]
You've loosened
one of my teeth.

27:47.666 --> 27:49.900
So, we'll start
by breaking out
all of yours.

27:49.901 --> 27:51.268
[grunting]

27:51.269 --> 27:53.471
[shouting]

27:59.110 --> 28:01.979
[muffled shouting]

28:01.980 --> 28:04.448
[Egg] No! Don't touch him!

28:04.449 --> 28:06.684
- Ah...
- [Dunk] You stupid boy!

28:06.685 --> 28:08.585
Hold your tongue
or they'll hurt you.

28:08.586 --> 28:10.020
- No, they won't.
- [Raymun] Watch out, please.

28:10.021 --> 28:12.022
- Excuse me.
- If they do, they'll
answer to my father.

28:12.023 --> 28:13.357
Let go of him!

28:13.358 --> 28:15.593
Wate, Yorkel,
do as I say.

28:18.163 --> 28:21.732
You impudent little rat.
What's happened to your hair?

28:21.733 --> 28:25.136
I cut it off, brother.
I didn't want to look like you.

28:26.371 --> 28:29.574
[♪ dramatic choral music
playing]

28:36.281 --> 28:38.483
♪

28:48.426 --> 28:51.629
[♪ dramatic choral music
continues playing]