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You-- you might not
remember him, but, um...
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Stay there.
I'm coming back.
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...he was a true knight.
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Uh, different than
other men. Yeah.
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He had a peaceable nature.
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Quiet and humble.
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A veteran of a hundred wars,
but an enemy to none.
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He always knew
what was expected of him.
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Hm.
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He never complained.
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Even as he was dying,
he... he just...
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He just got on with it.
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He-- he meant to be a benefit
to those around him.
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It did not make him rich.
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He-- he held no lands,
sired no children.
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♪ Off to Ashford
to see a fair maid ♪
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♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪
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♪ I'll make her my love
and we'll rest in the shade ♪
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♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪
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Come on, Dunk!
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He-- he wanted for nothing
but the open air.
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Hey.
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And a fire
to warm his feet at.
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His skills as
a warrior were...
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...unsung,
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but he had a chin
cut from granite.
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- Come on.
- And he was
a dogged fighter.
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He just, he kept on coming.
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♪ I'll steal a sweet kiss
from the point of my blade ♪
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♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪
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Whoa! Whoa!
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House Florent, Ser Arlan
took service in your guard
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when your lord father
lost his sight.
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♪ I'll make her my love
and we'll rest in the shade ♪
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♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪
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House Hayford,
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Ser Arlan
fought side by side
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with your brothers
at the Redgrass.
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His squire, his--
his own nephew
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was killed in the battle.
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House Tyrell...
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Ser Arlan often spoke
of his time in your service
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as his very finest.
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He said it was you, m'lord,
who told him that a hedge knight
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was the bridge between lords
and the smallfolk.
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I know him not, man.
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Was he a shit knight?
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- He was not a shit knight.
- Well, he can't have been
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a very good one
if no one remembers him.
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Pick up your feet,
come on.
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This is undignified, ser.
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So, hie back to camp and
leave me be, if it please you.
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I would not leave you, ser,
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not while you must
suffer your master dying
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over and over again.
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Though it does not seem
like these lords
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are even listening to you.
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Nothing I can do about that.
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You are a knight
of the realm, ser.
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You can say
fuck their permission.
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Ride into the lists,
call out Longthorn Tyrell,
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and turn his arsehole
into a lance-hole.
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That's enough now.
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Why do you treat
these royal lapdogs
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like they're your betters?
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They are my betters.
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You're too brazen
for your own good.
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Ser Arlan was a great knight.
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Someone will remember him.
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Hey. Who's come?
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Can't you see the banners,
you giant cunt?
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Perhaps I should go back,
ser, check on the camp.
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Make sure no thieves
have been nosing about.
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Aye. I have an idea.
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Can I have your sword
to run people off with?
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- Or a mace?
- You have a knife.
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That's enough.
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You'd best be here
when I come back.
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Rob me, and I'll hunt
you down, with dogs.
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- You don't have dogs.
- I'll get some.
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Where?
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Our Lord of Ashford
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humbly welcomes
the great and honorable
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Baelor Targaryen...
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...firstborn son
of King Daeron the Good.
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Prince of Dragonstone,
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Hand of the King...
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and heir to the Iron Throne.
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Uh, and his brother,
Maekar.
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My Lord of Ashford.
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It's a great honor
to receive Your Grace.
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It's a great honor
to be received.
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My daughter, Gwin.
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Boy, stop gaping.
See to my horse.
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I'm-- I'm not
a stable boy, m'lord.
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Not clever enough?
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- Um...
- Well, if you
can't manage horses,
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then fetch me some wine
and a pretty wench.
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Oh, m'lord pardons.
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I'm-- I'm no
serving man, either.
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I have-- I have the honor
to be a knight.
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Oh. Well...
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knighthood has fallen
on sad days.
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Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
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- Move away!
- Easy.
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Easy now, come on.
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Come on.
Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.
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There you are, girl.
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Far too many people around.
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I agree.
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Where the fuck am I meant
to put all these horses?
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The pretty ones are
always temperamental.
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Ah, she just got a bit excited,
that's all.
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He meant the princeling,
not the palfrey.
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Excuse me, m'lords.
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I'm-- I'm Ser Duncan the Tall.
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Well met.
I'm Ser Roland Crakehall,
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and this is my sworn brother,
Ser Donnel of Duskendale.
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Gods, boy.
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Do you ride your horse
into battle or does it ride you?
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Forgive Ser Roland.
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It's not often he must look up
to cast his eyes down.
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Yes, yes,
I'm quite the rascal.
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Now, tell me, Ser Duncan,
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is there a proper place
to shit around here?
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Uh, not really, no.
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A man of such birth
has never deigned
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to disturb
his arsehole with hay.
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He'll deign before
the week is out, I'd wager.
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Where are you from, man?
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You don't smell House-bred.
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- No place, really.
- I know it.
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My family's from there.
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You're not a Darklyn
of Duskendale?
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We were crabbers
at Duskendale.
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Far back as it goes.
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Ser Donnel?
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May I ask, ser,
how the son of a crabber
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came to have the honor
of being a knight
in the Kingsguard?
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Same way
we became crabbers.
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"Same way we became..."
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Are you Baelor Targaryen?
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Uh, n-no.
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Then would you move
the fuck out of the way?
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Yeah. Yeah. Of course.
Apologies.
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Sorry.
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The princes be needing
their fucking hands washed!
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I'm on my way, ma'am.
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Move!
A carriage is comin' through!
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The spring rains have swollen
many of our streams.
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Perhaps the young princes
have just been delayed?
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Fuck me.
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"Delayed."
They're not delayed.
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Do not curse
our gracious host.
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I said "fuck me,"
not "fuck him."
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It's not his fault
Father bade us
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attend this
miserable circus.
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Might we discuss
this another time?
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I say we go hunting.
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Daeron has done this before.
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You should not have
commanded him
to enter the lists.
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The prince's sons
are missing.
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You'd be more concerned
if it was your son, I wager.
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- Oh.
- Probably dead.
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- Dead?
- Wars have started for less.
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You're big and stupid.
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They have only been
missing a day.
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No doubt, Ser Roland
will turn him up
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and Aegon along with him.
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When the tourney
is over, perhaps.
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Daeron belongs
on a tourney field
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no more than
Aerys or Rhaegel.
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By which you mean
he'd sooner ride a whore
than a horse.
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That is not what I said.
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I do not need to be reminded
of my son's failings.
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He can change.
He will change,
gods be damned.
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Or I swear,
I'll see him dead.
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You.
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Who are you?
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What do you mean
by spying on us?
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Show yourself.
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Um...
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My Lords, I do apologize
for my interruption.
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I, um...
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I have asked
Ser Manfred Dondarrion
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to vouch for me
so that I might
enter the lists,
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- but he has refused to do so.
- Who?
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What the fuck is going on?
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We are the intruders here, brother.
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Come closer, ser.
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And others, too.
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You see, they say they know not
Ser Arlan of Pennytree.
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But he served them.
I swear it.
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I have his sword and shield.
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Sword and shield
do not make a knight.
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Mm?
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Unless you have better proof
to support what you say.
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- Some writing or--
- Do you remember him,
Your Grace?
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It was many years ago.
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You may have forgotten.
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Ser Arlan of Pennytree.
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He never won a tourney
that I know.
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But he never shamed
himself, either.
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Yes, ser.
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I mean, no.
No, he didn't.
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He overthrew Lord Stokeworth
in the melee at King's Landing
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and years before,
he unhorsed
the Grey Lion himself.
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He-- he told me of that
many a time.
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Then, you will recall
the Grey Lion's true name,
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I have no doubt.
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Um...
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Ser Damon Lannister.
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The Grey Lion,
he's Lord of Casterly Rock now.
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So he is.
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And enters the lists
upon the morrow.
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How can you possibly remember
some fucking hedge knight
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who chanced to unhorse
Damon Lannister 16 years ago?
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I make it a practice to learn
all I can of my foes.
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And why would you deign
to joust with a hedge knight?
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It was many years past,
at Storm's End.
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Lord Baratheon
held a hastilude
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to celebrate
the birth of a grandson.
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The lots made Ser Arlan
my opponent in the first tilt.
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We broke four lances
before I finally unhorsed him.
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It was seven.
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I be-- believe.
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Tales grow in the telling,
I know.
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Mm.
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Do not think ill
of your old master,
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but it was four lances only,
I fear.
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As you say, Your Grace.
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I-It was four.
I do apologize.
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The old man, Ser Arlan,
he used to say
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that I was thick
as a castle wall
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and slow as an aurochs.
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No harm was done, ser.
Rise.
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You gave him back
his horse and armor
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and took no ransom.
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Ser Arlan often told me that
you were the soul of chivalry...
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- Ugh.
- ...and that one day,
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the Seven Kingdoms
would be safe in your hands.
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Not for many years yet,
I pray.
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No, I-- I did not mean
that the King should--
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You wish to enter the lists.
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Is that it?
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- Yes.
- The decision rests
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with the master of the games,
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but I see no reason
to deny you.
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As you say, m'lord.
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Mm.
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Your Grace--
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Very well, ser,
You are grateful.
00:13:34.897 --> 00:13:36.356 align:center
Now, fuck off!
00:13:36.357 --> 00:13:38.233 align:center
You must
forgive my brother, ser.
00:13:38.234 --> 00:13:41.319 align:center
His sons went astray
on the way here,
and he fears for them.
00:13:41.320 --> 00:13:42.779 align:center
Of course.
00:13:42.780 --> 00:13:45.366 align:center
Um, I trust
they will not be found dead.
00:13:57.169 --> 00:13:58.170 align:center
Ser.
00:14:00.923 --> 00:14:02.800 align:center
You are not
of Ser Arlan's blood?
00:14:04.635 --> 00:14:05.845 align:center
No, I am not.
00:14:07.137 --> 00:14:08.763 align:center
By law, only a trueborn son
00:14:08.764 --> 00:14:10.515 align:center
is entitled to inherit
a knight's arms.
00:14:10.516 --> 00:14:12.810 align:center
You must needs find
a new device, ser.
00:14:13.602 --> 00:14:14.937 align:center
A sigil of your own.
00:14:16.647 --> 00:14:17.648 align:center
I will.
00:14:19.567 --> 00:14:21.235 align:center
Thank you again,
Your Grace.
00:14:23.237 --> 00:14:26.282 align:center
I will fight bravely.
You'll see.
00:14:32.746 --> 00:14:33.872 align:center
It's this way.
00:14:33.873 --> 00:14:35.207 align:center
You are no knight.
00:14:40.546 --> 00:14:42.714 align:center
You are Florian the Fool.
00:14:42.715 --> 00:14:44.758 align:center
I am, my lady.
00:14:46.135 --> 00:14:48.094 align:center
As great a fool
as ever lived.
00:14:51.765 --> 00:14:54.559 align:center
And as great a knight
as well!
00:14:59.231 --> 00:15:01.400 align:center
A fool and a knight.
00:15:02.318 --> 00:15:04.777 align:center
I have never heard
of such a thing.
00:15:04.778 --> 00:15:06.613 align:center
Sweet lady.
00:15:06.614 --> 00:15:10.325 align:center
All men are fools,
and all men are knights...
00:15:10.326 --> 00:15:11.701 align:center
...where women are concerned.
00:15:25.257 --> 00:15:26.508 align:center
Hello there.
00:15:28.802 --> 00:15:30.929 align:center
And, uh, one for last night.
00:15:30.930 --> 00:15:33.056 align:center
That was great.
00:15:33.057 --> 00:15:35.308 align:center
How'd you do the fire tricks?
00:15:35.309 --> 00:15:36.644 align:center
Oh.
00:15:40.189 --> 00:15:42.815 align:center
Is it pollen?
00:15:42.816 --> 00:15:45.361 align:center
Yeah, we, uh,
we collect it on the way.
00:15:48.822 --> 00:15:50.949 align:center
I've never seen
such giant puppets.
00:15:50.950 --> 00:15:52.283 align:center
Do you make them yourself?
00:15:52.284 --> 00:15:55.329 align:center
My uncle builds them,
but I paint.
00:15:56.413 --> 00:15:57.998 align:center
Could you paint
something for me?
00:15:58.999 --> 00:16:00.959 align:center
Uh, I-- I have the coin to pay.
00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:02.753 align:center
I, um... just...
00:16:03.754 --> 00:16:07.256 align:center
Um, I need to paint
something over the chalice.
00:16:07.257 --> 00:16:09.927 align:center
Well, what would you want?
00:16:11.345 --> 00:16:12.887 align:center
Um...
00:16:12.888 --> 00:16:14.847 align:center
I...
00:16:14.848 --> 00:16:17.308 align:center
I don't-- I don't actually know.
00:16:17.309 --> 00:16:18.310 align:center
I, uh...
00:16:19.478 --> 00:16:21.729 align:center
Sorry, you must think me
a fool.
00:16:21.730 --> 00:16:24.358 align:center
All men are fools,
and all men are knights.
00:16:26.318 --> 00:16:27.319 align:center
Mm.
00:16:30.823 --> 00:16:31.824 align:center
Um...
00:16:32.908 --> 00:16:34.618 align:center
Yeah.
00:16:36.078 --> 00:16:38.454 align:center
The-- the gray is a bit drab.
00:16:38.455 --> 00:16:39.873 align:center
Aye, um...
00:16:40.958 --> 00:16:44.086 align:center
Yeah, the--
the field should be
the color of sunset
00:16:44.920 --> 00:16:47.505 align:center
'cause the old man always
liked sunsets and, uh--
00:16:47.506 --> 00:16:49.757 align:center
An elm tree.
A big one.
00:16:49.758 --> 00:16:52.552 align:center
Like the one by the river
with the brown trunk
00:16:52.553 --> 00:16:55.013 align:center
and the green branches.
00:16:55.014 --> 00:16:57.975 align:center
Aye.
An elm tree,
that would serve.
00:16:58.976 --> 00:17:00.894 align:center
But with
a shooting star above.
00:17:01.895 --> 00:17:03.939 align:center
- Could you do that?
- Mm-hmm.
00:17:05.482 --> 00:17:08.776 align:center
Thank you, um,
I'm-- I'm Ser Duncan the Tall.
00:17:10.446 --> 00:17:12.572 align:center
Um, I'm Tanselle.
00:17:12.573 --> 00:17:15.950 align:center
The-- the boys used to call me
Tanselle Too-Tall.
00:17:17.327 --> 00:17:19.663 align:center
You're not too tall.
I mean, you're just right for...
00:17:20.581 --> 00:17:21.665 align:center
Uh...
00:17:22.624 --> 00:17:24.542 align:center
For?
00:17:24.543 --> 00:17:26.211 align:center
Puppets.
00:17:27.421 --> 00:17:29.005 align:center
Yeah, puppets.
00:17:29.006 --> 00:17:31.340 align:center
Okay, I'll, um...
00:17:31.341 --> 00:17:33.384 align:center
- Wait. The shield.
- Yes, sorry.
00:17:33.385 --> 00:17:34.594 align:center
- Yes, the shield.
- Yeah.
00:17:34.595 --> 00:17:36.554 align:center
Was that ill-handled?
00:17:36.555 --> 00:17:39.099 align:center
- Hm?
- The-- the puppet girl.
00:17:40.225 --> 00:17:41.226 align:center
Oh.
00:17:42.686 --> 00:17:45.314 align:center
It-- it just-- it didn't feel
well-handled.
00:17:46.565 --> 00:17:48.524 align:center
She is painting
your shield.
00:17:48.525 --> 00:17:49.942 align:center
Yeah, for pay.
00:17:52.279 --> 00:17:54.156 align:center
You are both gigantic.
00:17:58.827 --> 00:18:00.245 align:center
Is that promising?
00:18:01.413 --> 00:18:02.623 align:center
It's a...
00:18:04.208 --> 00:18:05.584 align:center
commonality.
00:18:07.169 --> 00:18:09.755 align:center
Right, yeah.
C-Commonality.
00:18:11.298 --> 00:18:12.423 align:center
I don't know.
00:18:18.055 --> 00:18:19.765 align:center
Do you think I'll ever make
a knight one day?
00:18:20.682 --> 00:18:22.892 align:center
Sure, why not?
You're a likely lad.
00:18:22.893 --> 00:18:24.977 align:center
I'm a bit puny.
00:18:24.978 --> 00:18:27.396 align:center
- You'll grow.
- Even for my age.
00:18:27.397 --> 00:18:29.024 align:center
Everyone's always told me so.
00:18:32.611 --> 00:18:34.863 align:center
Everyone's always told me
I was stupid.
00:18:43.872 --> 00:18:44.873 align:center
And?
00:18:45.916 --> 00:18:47.000 align:center
Hm?
00:18:47.960 --> 00:18:49.503 align:center
- Hm? What?
- What?
00:18:50.796 --> 00:18:53.674 align:center
What did you do when people
said you were stupid, ser?
00:18:55.217 --> 00:18:57.426 align:center
What business
is that of yours?
00:18:57.427 --> 00:18:59.220 align:center
My problems are my own.
00:18:59.221 --> 00:19:02.265 align:center
I thought...
Aren't you trying to help me?
00:19:02.266 --> 00:19:04.392 align:center
Help you what? Grow?
00:19:04.393 --> 00:19:05.769 align:center
Yes!
Hedge knight, you.
00:19:08.438 --> 00:19:10.774 align:center
What is this piss froth?
I need muscle.
00:19:11.817 --> 00:19:13.861 align:center
Will you heed my call to war?
00:19:14.903 --> 00:19:16.320 align:center
Aha! Good.
00:19:16.321 --> 00:19:17.822 align:center
Go! Get up, come.
00:19:17.823 --> 00:19:20.075 align:center
Ready!
00:19:22.077 --> 00:19:23.411 align:center
Hey!
00:19:23.412 --> 00:19:25.329 align:center
Dry those palms,
you clam-handed cunt.
00:19:25.330 --> 00:19:27.498 align:center
We're not in your sister's
chambers now.
00:19:27.499 --> 00:19:29.208 align:center
Ready?
00:19:31.378 --> 00:19:33.881 align:center
- Go!
- Pull!
00:19:34.631 --> 00:19:37.550 align:center
If we lose this,
I'll be drowning your firstborn!
00:19:37.551 --> 00:19:39.343 align:center
- Come on!
- Pull! Pull!
00:19:39.344 --> 00:19:41.804 align:center
Pull, you cunt-strapped
dandelions!
00:19:50.689 --> 00:19:52.732 align:center
I'll be back. I'll be back!
I'll be back.
00:19:52.733 --> 00:19:54.525 align:center
Lyonel!
What are you doing?
00:19:54.526 --> 00:19:56.403 align:center
- I'm thirsty.
- Lyonel!
00:19:57.988 --> 00:19:59.990 align:center
Pull!
00:20:01.783 --> 00:20:03.284 align:center
I'm thirsty, cunt.
00:20:05.871 --> 00:20:07.831 align:center
I'm thirsty!
00:20:11.668 --> 00:20:12.753 align:center
Looking good.
00:20:20.093 --> 00:20:22.888 align:center
Fucking pull!
00:20:51.750 --> 00:20:54.127 align:center
- You do good work.
- None better.
00:20:56.797 --> 00:20:58.382 align:center
I need some armor
on the morrow.
00:20:59.800 --> 00:21:02.927 align:center
Gorget, greaves,
and great helm.
00:21:02.928 --> 00:21:04.388 align:center
Are you jousting
or working?
00:21:05.514 --> 00:21:06.598 align:center
Both, perhaps.
00:21:10.477 --> 00:21:13.438 align:center
You're a big one,
though I've armored bigger.
00:21:17.484 --> 00:21:20.486 align:center
I have some pieces
in the wagon that might do.
00:21:20.487 --> 00:21:23.781 align:center
Nothing prettied up
with gold or silver, like.
00:21:23.782 --> 00:21:27.034 align:center
Just good steel,
strong and plain.
00:21:27.035 --> 00:21:28.953 align:center
I make helms
that look like helms,
00:21:28.954 --> 00:21:31.623 align:center
not winged pigs
and fancy foreign fruit.
00:21:33.417 --> 00:21:36.377 align:center
But mine'll serve you better
if you take a lance in the face.
00:21:36.378 --> 00:21:39.422 align:center
That's all I want.
How much?
00:21:39.423 --> 00:21:42.466 align:center
Eight hundred stag,
for I'm feeling kindly.
00:21:42.467 --> 00:21:43.927 align:center
Eight hundred?
00:21:45.846 --> 00:21:48.389 align:center
Perhaps I could trade you some
armor made for a smaller man.
00:21:48.390 --> 00:21:50.725 align:center
A half helm,
a mail hauberk.
00:21:50.726 --> 00:21:53.812 align:center
Steely Pate sells
only his own work.
00:22:07.117 --> 00:22:09.870 align:center
I could make use of the metal.
00:22:10.912 --> 00:22:12.705 align:center
If it's not too rusted,
I'll take it
00:22:12.706 --> 00:22:14.374 align:center
and armor you for...
00:22:16.043 --> 00:22:17.294 align:center
600.
00:22:18.920 --> 00:22:21.213 align:center
I only have two stags.
00:22:21.214 --> 00:22:23.050 align:center
Buys you a day.
00:22:26.720 --> 00:22:28.304 align:center
Send your squire
along with the rest,
00:22:28.305 --> 00:22:30.515 align:center
or else I'll sell me wares
to the next man.
00:22:31.892 --> 00:22:33.602 align:center
You'll get it all back,
I swear it.
00:22:34.811 --> 00:22:36.562 align:center
I mean to be
a champion here.
00:22:36.563 --> 00:22:37.773 align:center
Do you, now?
00:22:39.691 --> 00:22:41.610 align:center
And the others
all came just...
00:22:42.611 --> 00:22:43.862 align:center
just to cheer you on?
00:23:03.048 --> 00:23:05.675 align:center
Is there any measure of a fool
I fail to meet?
00:23:12.182 --> 00:23:16.268 align:center
If I win, I'll come back
and buy you again.
00:23:16.269 --> 00:23:17.604 align:center
I promise.
00:23:20.857 --> 00:23:22.942 align:center
Best girl.
00:23:40.293 --> 00:23:41.628 align:center
That's for her.
00:23:44.005 --> 00:23:46.133 align:center
See she has some
oats tonight, yeah?
00:23:54.307 --> 00:23:55.767 align:center
And an apple, too.
00:24:08.196 --> 00:24:09.948 align:center
No turning back now,
I suppose.
00:24:17.956 --> 00:24:20.541 align:center
You know, the old man
lived nigh on 60 years
00:24:20.542 --> 00:24:23.044 align:center
- and was never a champion.
- There's a bug in my cider.
00:24:24.671 --> 00:24:27.716 align:center
If I could call myself
a champion of Ashford Meadow...
00:24:28.925 --> 00:24:30.510 align:center
even for an hour...
00:24:32.137 --> 00:24:35.140 align:center
maybe some great house
might take me into its service.
00:24:37.184 --> 00:24:39.227 align:center
Perhaps even
House Targaryen.
00:24:41.062 --> 00:24:43.899 align:center
You suppose the dragon house
employs many hedge knights, ser?
00:24:44.816 --> 00:24:46.859 align:center
Enough of that.
00:24:46.860 --> 00:24:49.069 align:center
I'll have you know
Ser Donnel of the Kingsguard
00:24:49.070 --> 00:24:50.864 align:center
is but the son of a crabber.
00:24:52.032 --> 00:24:53.699 align:center
Ser Donnel?
00:24:53.700 --> 00:24:55.701 align:center
- Of Duskendale?
- Yeah.
00:24:55.702 --> 00:24:58.538 align:center
His father owns half
the crabbing fleets in Westeros.
00:24:59.748 --> 00:25:00.832 align:center
What?!
00:25:02.918 --> 00:25:04.211 align:center
How would you know?
00:25:05.045 --> 00:25:06.796 align:center
I like fishing.
00:25:12.052 --> 00:25:13.553 align:center
It's time!
00:25:14.888 --> 00:25:16.138 align:center
Right, come on, let's go.
00:25:16.139 --> 00:25:18.225 align:center
Come on, pick your feet up.
Let's go.
00:25:23.313 --> 00:25:24.731 align:center
Wait for me!
00:25:33.281 --> 00:25:36.076 align:center
Ser Duncan!
00:25:37.827 --> 00:25:39.620 align:center
Oh.
00:25:39.621 --> 00:25:41.288 align:center
- You alright?
- Yeah.
00:26:18.034 --> 00:26:21.121 align:center
For the new gods
and old!
00:26:34.050 --> 00:26:37.053 align:center
Lance!
00:26:38.805 --> 00:26:41.182 align:center
Shield, and lance.
00:26:47.897 --> 00:26:48.898 align:center
Helmet!
00:26:50.775 --> 00:26:52.943 align:center
Hey, who's that?
00:26:52.944 --> 00:26:55.488 align:center
Prince Valarr,
Baelor's son.
00:26:56.615 --> 00:26:58.407 align:center
- Second in line to the throne.
- Shield!
00:26:58.408 --> 00:27:00.326 align:center
He's the favorite,
I'd wager.
00:27:00.327 --> 00:27:01.870 align:center
I'll take that bet, ser.
00:27:20.472 --> 00:27:23.474 align:center
Lord Ashford fucks his sheep!
00:27:43.703 --> 00:27:46.163 align:center
Come on! Whoo!
00:27:51.795 --> 00:27:54.171 align:center
Squire!
Lance, lance, lance!
00:28:10.605 --> 00:28:12.607 align:center
Ser.
Put me down, ser.
00:28:22.617 --> 00:28:23.910 align:center
Hyah! Hyah!
00:28:35.880 --> 00:28:36.923 align:center
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
00:29:07.871 --> 00:29:09.371 align:center
Die!
00:29:09.372 --> 00:29:11.999 align:center
Do you yield,
Blackfyre bastards?!
00:29:17.422 --> 00:29:19.007 align:center
Splendid riding tonight.
00:29:21.885 --> 00:29:24.220 align:center
Mm, the part with the fish
was disgusting.
00:29:30.602 --> 00:29:32.811 align:center
Something the matter, ser?
00:29:36.399 --> 00:29:39.067 align:center
Do great knights
live in the hedges
00:29:39.068 --> 00:29:42.070 align:center
and die by the side
of a muddy road?
00:29:46.367 --> 00:29:47.660 align:center
I think not.
00:29:51.539 --> 00:29:54.374 align:center
Ser Arlan wasn't gifted
with sword or lance,
00:29:54.375 --> 00:29:57.711 align:center
and he drank,
and he whored,
00:29:57.712 --> 00:30:00.131 align:center
and he was a hard man
to know.
00:30:03.676 --> 00:30:05.220 align:center
He made no friends, either.
00:30:06.262 --> 00:30:09.307 align:center
He lived nigh on 60 years
and never was a champion.
00:30:10.850 --> 00:30:13.728 align:center
Mm, what chance do I have?
Truly?
00:30:17.273 --> 00:30:18.608 align:center
But he was good to me.
00:30:24.405 --> 00:30:25.990 align:center
I wasn't his family...
00:30:27.283 --> 00:30:28.910 align:center
but he kept me
like we were.
00:30:33.873 --> 00:30:35.917 align:center
He raised me to be
an honorable man.
00:30:39.754 --> 00:30:44.049 align:center
And all these noble lords
00:30:44.050 --> 00:30:46.010 align:center
can't even
remember his name.
00:30:49.097 --> 00:30:51.307 align:center
His name was
Ser Arlan of Pennytree.
00:30:53.184 --> 00:30:54.811 align:center
And I am his legacy.
00:30:56.104 --> 00:30:57.730 align:center
On the morrow...
00:30:59.482 --> 00:31:01.526 align:center
we will show them
what his hand has wrought.