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<i>You-- you might not
remember him, but, um...</i>

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Stay there.
I'm coming back.

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<i>...he was a true knight.</i>

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<i>Uh, different than
other men. Yeah.</i>

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<i>He had a peaceable nature.</i>

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<i>Quiet and humble.</i>

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<i>A veteran of a hundred wars,
but an enemy to none.</i>

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<i>He always knew
what was expected of him.</i>

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Hm.

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<i>He never complained.</i>

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<i>Even as he was dying,
he... he just...</i>

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<i>He just got on with it.</i>

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<i>He-- he meant to be a benefit
to those around him.</i>

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<i>It did not make him rich.</i>

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<i>He-- he held no lands,
sired no children.</i>

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<i>♪ Off to Ashford
to see a fair maid ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'll make her my love
and we'll rest in the shade ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪</i>

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Come on, Dunk!

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<i>He-- he wanted for nothing
but the open air.</i>

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Hey.

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<i>And a fire
to warm his feet at.</i>

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<i>His skills as
a warrior were...</i>

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<i>...unsung,</i>

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<i>but he had a chin
cut from granite.</i>

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- Come on.
<i>- And he was
a dogged fighter.</i>

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<i>He just, he kept on coming.</i>

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<i>♪ I'll steal a sweet kiss
from the point of my blade ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪</i>

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Whoa! Whoa!

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<i>House Florent, Ser Arlan
took service in your guard</i>

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<i>when your lord father
lost his sight.</i>

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<i>♪ I'll make her my love
and we'll rest in the shade ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪</i>

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<i>House Hayford,</i>

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<i>Ser Arlan
fought side by side</i>

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<i>with your brothers
at the Redgrass.</i>

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<i>His squire, his--
his own nephew</i>

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<i>was killed in the battle.</i>

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House Tyrell...

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Ser Arlan often spoke
of his time in your service

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as his very finest.

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He said it was you, m'lord,
who told him that a hedge knight

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was the bridge between lords
and the smallfolk.

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I know him not, man.

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Was he a shit knight?

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- He was not a shit knight.
- Well, he can't have been

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a very good one
if no one remembers him.

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Pick up your feet,
come on.

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This is undignified, ser.

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So, hie back to camp and
leave me be, if it please you.

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I would not leave you, ser,

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not while you must
suffer your master dying

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over and over again.

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Though it does not seem
like these lords

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are even listening to you.

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Nothing I can do about that.

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You are a knight
of the realm, ser.

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You can say
fuck their permission.

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Ride into the lists,
call out Longthorn Tyrell,

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and turn his arsehole
into a lance-hole.

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That's enough now.

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Why do you treat
these royal lapdogs

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like they're your betters?

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They <i>are</i> my betters.

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You're too brazen
for your own good.

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Ser Arlan was a great knight.

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Someone will remember him.

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Hey. Who's come?

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Can't you see the banners,
you giant cunt?

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Perhaps I should go back,
ser, check on the camp.

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Make sure no thieves
have been nosing about.

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Aye. I have an idea.

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Can I have your sword
to run people off with?

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- Or a mace?
- You have a knife.

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That's enough.

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You'd best be here
when I come back.

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Rob me, and I'll hunt
you down, with dogs.

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- You don't have dogs.
- I'll get some.

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Where?

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Our Lord of Ashford

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humbly welcomes
the great and honorable

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Baelor Targaryen...

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...firstborn son
of King Daeron the Good.

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Prince of Dragonstone,

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Hand of the King...

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and heir to the Iron Throne.

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Uh, and his brother,
Maekar.

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My Lord of Ashford.

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It's a great honor
to receive Your Grace.

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It's a great honor
to be received.

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My daughter, Gwin.

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Boy, stop gaping.
See to my horse.

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I'm-- I'm not
a stable boy, m'lord.

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Not clever enough?

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- Um...
- Well, if you
can't manage horses,

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then fetch me some wine
and a pretty wench.

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Oh, m'lord pardons.

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I'm-- I'm no
serving man, either.

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I have-- I have the honor
to be a knight.

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Oh. Well...

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knighthood has fallen
on sad days.

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Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.

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- Move away!
- Easy.

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Easy now, come on.

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Come on.
Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.

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There you are, girl.

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Far too many people around.

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I agree.

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Where the fuck am I meant
to put all these horses?

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The pretty ones are
always temperamental.

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Ah, she just got a bit excited,
that's all.

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He meant the princeling,
not the palfrey.

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Excuse me, m'lords.

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I'm-- I'm Ser Duncan the Tall.

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Well met.
I'm Ser Roland Crakehall,

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and this is my sworn brother,
Ser Donnel of Duskendale.

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Gods, boy.

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Do you ride your horse
into battle or does it ride you?

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Forgive Ser Roland.

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It's not often he must look up
to cast his eyes down.

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Yes, yes,
I'm quite the rascal.

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Now, tell me, Ser Duncan,

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is there a proper place
to shit around here?

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Uh, not really, no.

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A man of such birth
has never deigned

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to disturb
his arsehole with hay.

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He'll deign before
the week is out, I'd wager.

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Where are you from, man?

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You don't smell House-bred.

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- No place, really.
- I know it.

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My family's from there.

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You're not a Darklyn
of Duskendale?

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We were crabbers
at Duskendale.

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Far back as it goes.

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Ser Donnel?

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May I ask, ser,
how the son of a crabber

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came to have the honor
of being a knight
in the Kingsguard?

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Same way
we became crabbers.

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"Same way we became..."

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Are you Baelor Targaryen?

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Uh, n-no.

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Then would you move
the fuck out of the way?

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Yeah. Yeah. Of course.
Apologies.

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Sorry.

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The princes be needing
their fucking hands washed!

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I'm on my way, ma'am.

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Move!
A carriage is comin' through!

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The spring rains have swollen
many of our streams.

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Perhaps the young princes
have just been delayed?

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Fuck me.

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"Delayed."
They're not delayed.

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Do not curse
our gracious host.

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I said "fuck me,"
not "fuck him."

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It's not his fault
Father bade us

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attend this
miserable circus.

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Might we discuss
this another time?

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I say we go hunting.

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Daeron has done this before.

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You should not have
commanded him
to enter the lists.

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The prince's sons
are missing.

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You'd be more concerned
if it was your son, I wager.

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- Oh.
- Probably dead.

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- Dead?
- Wars have started for less.

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You're big and stupid.

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They have only been
missing a day.

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No doubt, Ser Roland
will turn him up

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and Aegon along with him.

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When the tourney
is over, perhaps.

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Daeron belongs
on a tourney field

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no more than
Aerys or Rhaegel.

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By which you mean
he'd sooner ride a whore
than a horse.

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That is not what I said.

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I do not need to be reminded
of my son's failings.

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He can change.
He <i>will</i> change,
gods be damned.

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Or I swear,
I'll see him dead.

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You.

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Who are you?

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What do you mean
by spying on us?

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Show yourself.

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Um...

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My Lords, I do apologize
for my interruption.

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I, um...

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I have asked
Ser Manfred Dondarrion

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to vouch for me
so that I might
enter the lists,

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- but he has refused to do so.
- Who?

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What the fuck is going on?

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We are the intruders here, brother.

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Come closer, ser.

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And others, too.

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You see, they say they know not
Ser Arlan of Pennytree.

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But he served them.
I swear it.

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I have his sword and shield.

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Sword and shield
do not make a knight.

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Mm?

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Unless you have better proof
to support what you say.

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- Some writing or--
- Do you remember him,
Your Grace?

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It was many years ago.

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You may have forgotten.

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Ser Arlan of Pennytree.

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He never won a tourney
that I know.

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But he never shamed
himself, either.

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Yes, ser.

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I mean, no.
No, he didn't.

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He overthrew Lord Stokeworth
in the melee at King's Landing

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and years before,
he unhorsed
the Grey Lion himself.

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He-- he told me of that
many a time.

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Then, you will recall
the Grey Lion's true name,

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I have no doubt.

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Um...

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Ser Damon Lannister.

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The Grey Lion,
he's Lord of Casterly Rock now.

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So he is.

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And enters the lists
upon the morrow.

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How can you possibly remember
some fucking hedge knight

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who chanced to unhorse
Damon Lannister 16 years ago?

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I make it a practice to learn
all I can of my foes.

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And why would you deign
to joust with a hedge knight?

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It was many years past,
at Storm's End.

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Lord Baratheon
held a hastilude

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to celebrate
the birth of a grandson.

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The lots made Ser Arlan
my opponent in the first tilt.

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We broke four lances
before I finally unhorsed him.

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It was seven.

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I be-- believe.

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Tales grow in the telling,
I know.

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Mm.

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Do not think ill
of your old master,

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but it was four lances only,
I fear.

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As you say, Your Grace.

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I-It was four.
I do apologize.

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The old man, Ser Arlan,
he used to say

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that I was thick
as a castle wall

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and slow as an aurochs.

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No harm was done, ser.
Rise.

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You gave him back
his horse and armor

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and took no ransom.

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Ser Arlan often told me that
you were the soul of chivalry...

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- Ugh.
- ...and that one day,

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the Seven Kingdoms
would be safe in your hands.

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Not for many years yet,
I pray.

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No, I-- I did not mean
that the King should--

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You wish to enter the lists.

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Is that it?

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- Yes.
- The decision rests

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with the master of the games,

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but I see no reason
to deny you.

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As you say, m'lord.

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Mm.

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Your Grace--

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Very well, ser,
You are grateful.

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Now, fuck off!

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You must
forgive my brother, ser.

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His sons went astray
on the way here,
and he fears for them.

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Of course.

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Um, I trust
they will not be found dead.

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Ser.

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You are not
of Ser Arlan's blood?

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No, I am not.

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By law, only a trueborn son

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is entitled to inherit
a knight's arms.

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You must needs find
a new device, ser.

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A sigil of your own.

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I will.

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Thank you again,
Your Grace.

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I will fight bravely.
You'll see.

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It's this way.

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You are no knight.

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You are Florian the Fool.

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I am, my lady.

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As great a fool
as ever lived.

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And as great a knight
as well!

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A fool and a knight.

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I have never heard
of such a thing.

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Sweet lady.

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All men are fools,
and all men are knights...

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...where women are concerned.

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Hello there.

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And, uh, one for last night.

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That was great.

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How'd you do the fire tricks?

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Oh.

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Is it pollen?

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Yeah, we, uh,
we collect it on the way.

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I've never seen
such giant puppets.

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Do you make them yourself?

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My uncle builds them,
but I paint.

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Could you paint
something for me?

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Uh, I-- I have the coin to pay.

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I, um... just...

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Um, I need to paint
something over the chalice.

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Well, what would you want?

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Um...

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I...

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I don't-- I don't actually know.

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I, uh...

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Sorry, you must think me
a fool.

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All men are fools,
and all men are knights.

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Mm.

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Um...

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Yeah.

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The-- the gray is a bit drab.

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Aye, um...

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Yeah, the--
the field should be
the color of sunset

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'cause the old man always
liked sunsets and, uh--

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An elm tree.
A big one.

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Like the one by the river
with the brown trunk

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and the green branches.

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Aye.
An elm tree,
that would serve.

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But with
a shooting star above.

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- Could you do that?
- Mm-hmm.

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Thank you, um,
I'm-- I'm Ser Duncan the Tall.

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Um, I'm Tanselle.

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The-- the boys used to call me
Tanselle Too-Tall.

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You're not too tall.
I mean, you're just right for...

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Uh...

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For?

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Puppets.

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Yeah, puppets.

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Okay, I'll, um...

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- Wait. The shield.
- Yes, sorry.

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- Yes, the shield.
- Yeah.

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Was that ill-handled?

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- Hm?
- The-- the puppet girl.

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Oh.

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It-- it just-- it didn't feel
well-handled.

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She is painting
your shield.

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Yeah, for pay.

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You are both gigantic.

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Is that promising?

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It's a...

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commonality.

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Right, yeah.
C-Commonality.

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I don't know.

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Do you think I'll ever make
a knight one day?

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Sure, why not?
You're a likely lad.

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I'm a bit puny.

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- You'll grow.
- Even for my age.

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Everyone's always told me so.

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Everyone's always told me
I was stupid.

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And?

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Hm?

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- Hm? What?
- What?

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What did you do when people
said you were stupid, ser?

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What business
is that of yours?

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My problems are my own.

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I thought...
Aren't you trying to help me?

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Help you what? Grow?

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Yes!
Hedge knight, you.

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What is this piss froth?
I need muscle.

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Will you heed my call to war?

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Aha! Good.

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Go! Get up, come.

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Ready!

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Hey!

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Dry those palms,
you clam-handed cunt.

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We're not in your sister's
chambers now.

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Ready?

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- Go!
- Pull!

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If we lose this,
I'll be drowning your firstborn!

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- Come on!
- Pull! Pull!

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Pull, you cunt-strapped
dandelions!

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I'll be back. I'll be back!
I'll be back.

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Lyonel!
What are you doing?

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- I'm thirsty.
- Lyonel!

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Pull!

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I'm thirsty, cunt.

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I'm thirsty!

20:11.668 --> 20:12.753
Looking good.

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Fucking pull!

20:51.750 --> 20:54.127
- You do good work.
- None better.

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I need some armor
on the morrow.

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Gorget, greaves,
and great helm.

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Are you jousting
or working?

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Both, perhaps.

21:10.477 --> 21:13.438
You're a big one,
though I've armored bigger.

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I have some pieces
in the wagon that might do.

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Nothing prettied up
with gold or silver, like.

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Just good steel,
strong and plain.

21:27.035 --> 21:28.953
I make helms
that look like helms,

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not winged pigs
and fancy foreign fruit.

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But mine'll serve you better
if you take a lance in the face.

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That's all I want.
How much?

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Eight hundred stag,
for I'm feeling kindly.

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Eight hundred?

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Perhaps I could trade you some
armor made for a smaller man.

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A half helm,
a mail hauberk.

21:50.726 --> 21:53.812
Steely Pate sells
only his own work.

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I could make use of the metal.

22:10.912 --> 22:12.705
If it's not too rusted,
I'll take it

22:12.706 --> 22:14.374
and armor you for...

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600.

22:18.920 --> 22:21.213
I only have two stags.

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Buys you a day.

22:26.720 --> 22:28.304
Send your squire
along with the rest,

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or else I'll sell me wares
to the next man.

22:31.892 --> 22:33.602
You'll get it all back,
I swear it.

22:34.811 --> 22:36.562
I mean to be
a champion here.

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Do you, now?

22:39.691 --> 22:41.610
And the others
all came just...

22:42.611 --> 22:43.862
just to cheer you on?

23:03.048 --> 23:05.675
Is there any measure of a fool
I fail to meet?

23:12.182 --> 23:16.268
If I win, I'll come back
and buy you again.

23:16.269 --> 23:17.604
I promise.

23:20.857 --> 23:22.942
Best girl.

23:40.293 --> 23:41.628
That's for her.

23:44.005 --> 23:46.133
See she has some
oats tonight, yeah?

23:54.307 --> 23:55.767
And an apple, too.

24:08.196 --> 24:09.948
No turning back now,
I suppose.

24:17.956 --> 24:20.541
You know, the old man
lived nigh on 60 years

24:20.542 --> 24:23.044
- and was never a champion.
- There's a bug in my cider.

24:24.671 --> 24:27.716
If I could call myself
a champion of Ashford Meadow...

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even for an hour...

24:32.137 --> 24:35.140
maybe some great house
might take me into its service.

24:37.184 --> 24:39.227
Perhaps even
House Targaryen.

24:41.062 --> 24:43.899
You suppose the dragon house
employs many hedge knights, ser?

24:44.816 --> 24:46.859
Enough of that.

24:46.860 --> 24:49.069
I'll have you know
Ser Donnel of the Kingsguard

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is but the son of a crabber.

24:52.032 --> 24:53.699
Ser Donnel?

24:53.700 --> 24:55.701
- Of Duskendale?
- Yeah.

24:55.702 --> 24:58.538
His father owns half
the crabbing fleets in Westeros.

24:59.748 --> 25:00.832
What?!

25:02.918 --> 25:04.211
How would you know?

25:05.045 --> 25:06.796
I like fishing.

25:12.052 --> 25:13.553
It's time!

25:14.888 --> 25:16.138
Right, come on, let's go.

25:16.139 --> 25:18.225
Come on, pick your feet up.
Let's go.

25:23.313 --> 25:24.731
Wait for me!

25:33.281 --> 25:36.076
Ser Duncan!

25:37.827 --> 25:39.620
Oh.

25:39.621 --> 25:41.288
- You alright?
- Yeah.

26:18.034 --> 26:21.121
For the new gods
and old!

26:34.050 --> 26:37.053
Lance!

26:38.805 --> 26:41.182
Shield, and lance.

26:47.897 --> 26:48.898
Helmet!

26:50.775 --> 26:52.943
Hey, who's that?

26:52.944 --> 26:55.488
Prince Valarr,
Baelor's son.

26:56.615 --> 26:58.407
- Second in line to the throne.
- Shield!

26:58.408 --> 27:00.326
He's the favorite,
I'd wager.

27:00.327 --> 27:01.870
I'll take that bet, ser.

27:20.472 --> 27:23.474
Lord Ashford fucks his sheep!

27:43.703 --> 27:46.163
Come on! Whoo!

27:51.795 --> 27:54.171
Squire!
Lance, lance, lance!

28:10.605 --> 28:12.607
Ser.
Put me down, ser.

28:22.617 --> 28:23.910
Hyah! Hyah!

28:35.880 --> 28:36.923
- Whoa!
- Whoa!

29:07.871 --> 29:09.371
Die!

29:09.372 --> 29:11.999
Do you yield,
Blackfyre bastards?!

29:17.422 --> 29:19.007
Splendid riding tonight.

29:21.885 --> 29:24.220
Mm, the part with the fish
was disgusting.

29:30.602 --> 29:32.811
Something the matter, ser?

29:36.399 --> 29:39.067
Do great knights
live in the hedges

29:39.068 --> 29:42.070
and die by the side
of a muddy road?

29:46.367 --> 29:47.660
I think not.

29:51.539 --> 29:54.374
Ser Arlan wasn't gifted
with sword or lance,

29:54.375 --> 29:57.711
and he drank,
and he whored,

29:57.712 --> 30:00.131
and he was a hard man
to know.

30:03.676 --> 30:05.220
He made no friends, either.

30:06.262 --> 30:09.307
He lived nigh on 60 years
and never was a champion.

30:10.850 --> 30:13.728
Mm, what chance do I have?
Truly?

30:17.273 --> 30:18.608
But he was good to me.

30:24.405 --> 30:25.990
I wasn't his family...

30:27.283 --> 30:28.910
but he kept me
like we were.

30:33.873 --> 30:35.917
He raised me to be
an honorable man.

30:39.754 --> 30:44.049
And all these noble lords

30:44.050 --> 30:46.010
can't even
remember his name.

30:49.097 --> 30:51.307
His name was
Ser Arlan of Pennytree.

30:53.184 --> 30:54.811
And I am his legacy.

30:56.104 --> 30:57.730
On the morrow...

30:59.482 --> 31:01.526
we will show them
what his hand has wrought.
