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Hey.

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I don't know the right words.

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Ought to be a septon here.

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You were a true knight.

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You never beat me
when I didn't deserve it.

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Fuck.

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Except that time
in Maidenpool.

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It was the inn boy
ate the widow woman's pie.

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Not me. I told you.

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Why, you...

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Doesn't matter now.

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I'd leave your sword,
but it--

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it would only rust
in the ground.

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I wish you didn't die, ser.

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I'll take good care
of the horses.

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Eat like a king
if I sold you three.

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For a year or two.

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Then what?

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That road ends in outlawry
or beggary.

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We could go to a city.

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King's Landing?
Lannisport?

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Could join the City Watch.

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Stop raping, ser.

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Fits my grip
as well as it ever fit his.

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And there is a tourney
at Ashford Meadow.

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Hello there.
Are you the stableboy?

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I want the palfrey
rubbed down.

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And oats for all three.
You tend to them?

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I could, if I wanted.

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None of that.
See to the horses.

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You'll get a copper
if you do well,
and a clout in the ear if not.

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Sit where you like.

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There's good lamb
roasted with a crust of herbs

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and some ducks
my son shot down.
Which will you have?

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Both.

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You're big enough for it.

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- How much farther to Ashford?
- Day's ride.

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Is my boy seeing to your horses
or has he run off again?

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No, he's there.

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Half the town's
gone down the tourney.

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Mine would, too,
if I allowed it.

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I swear,
I couldn't tell you why.

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Knights are built the same
as other men.

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And I never knew a joust
to change the price of eggs.

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Bound for
the tourney yourself?

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I dreamed of you.

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Stay the fuck away from me.
You hear?

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My lord?

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Never you mind
that one, ser.

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I'll see about your food.

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Hiya!
Take that! Yah!

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- Oi!
- My lord.

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- You thief!
- I-- I did not mean
to offend you.

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Take that armor off you.
Now!

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And be glad Thunder
didn't kick you
in that fool head of yours.

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He's a war horse,
not a boy's pony.

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I could ride him
as well as you.

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Close your insolent mouth.

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I--

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I'm a knight,
I'll have you know.

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You don't look
to be a knight.

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- What, all knights look
the same, do they?
- No.

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But they don't look
like you either.

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Your belt's made of rope.

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So long as it holds
my scabbard, it serves.

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Are you going
to the tourney, then?

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Do you mean to enter the lists?

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Yeah, I suppose I do.

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Take me with you, ser.
Please.

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And what might
your mother say to that?

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Not much.

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She's dead.

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Is the innkeeper not your...

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You're an orphan boy.

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Are you?

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I was. Once.

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Till my ser took me in.

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Taught me arms
and riding, and...

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and taught me
everything, really.

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Best he could.

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If you could bring me
to Ashford,

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I could squire for you, ser.

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And you can teach me
best you can.

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No, I have no need
for a squire, lad.

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Every knight needs a squire.

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And you look like you need one
more than most.

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And you look like you need
a good clout in the ear.

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Fill me a sack of oats.

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I'm off for Ashford.
Alone.

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Look, lad, I promise you...

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you're better off not squiring
for the likes of me.

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For your help.

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Sulk all you wish.

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I know you'll scoop it up
as soon as I'm gone.

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Sorry.

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Piss off.

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Beg pardon, men.

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I wish to speak
to the master of the games.

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Oh!

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What do you want, man?

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Got you again!

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I, uh, came for the tourney.

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My lord's tourney
is a contest for knights.

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- You a knight?
- Hyah!

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Oi! Psst!

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A knight with a name, mayhaps?

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Uh, Dunk.

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Ser Dunk.

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I-- I was squire
to Ser Arlan of Pennytree
since I was a boy.

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He knighted me before he passed,
with his own sword.

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That's his penny there
in the hilt.

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Well, a sword it is
for a certainty.

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But I've never heard
of this Arlan of Pennytree.

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You were his squire,
you say?

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He always meant for me
to be a knight one day...

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as he was.

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Am I to be a knight
one day, ser?

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As you are?

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When he was dying,
he called for his longsword

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and bade me kneel.

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Charged me
to be a good knight.

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To defend the weak
and the innocent.

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Serve the realm
with all my might.

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And I swore that I would.

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Any knight can make a knight,
it's true.

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Were there witnesses
to your dubbing?

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Only a robin in a thorn tree.

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This is Ashford town, lad.

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Know what comes to men here
who pretend at sacred oaths?

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- I'm-- I'm not--
- We hang you

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naked by your hands
and your feet...

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lower you down asshole first
onto a sharpened point

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and fuck you dry.

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Call it the Ashford chair.
So, I ask you again.

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Were there witnesses
to your dubbing

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besides a fuckin' songbird?

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Well, the--
see, it was raining.

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- Uh--
- I'm bullshitting you.

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"Ashford chair."

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You take a boot to the head?

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This is the Reach,
not the Riverlands.

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- "Ashford chair."
- Think we're fending off

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some scourge of cottagers,
scuttling about,

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entering tourneys?

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You'd need coin.
Armor.

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Horses. Men.

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Training,
gods be good.

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Imagine the poor farmer
charging down

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Lyonel Baratheon
in the lists.

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Mm, that would be--

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A different sort
of entertainment.

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Mm. Well, I'm no farmer.

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Yet you've come
dressed as one.

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Look, man,
my Lord Ashford

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fancies himself of great import.
Gods know why.

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Well, that means
I'm to ward off
every landed knight

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and sellsword
vying to challenge.

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You understand?
There are princes about.

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No, of course.

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Your late master.

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He'll be known
to the true knights
here assembled?

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There was a pavilion

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flying the banner
of House Dondarrion.

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Aye, Ser Manfred of that house.

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Ser Arlan served
his lord father in Dorne

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a few years past.

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Ser Manfred
will remember us.

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By scent alone, no doubt.

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If he'll speak
to your good honor,
bring him here with you

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before the tourney
begins on the morrow.

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Leave your escorts behind.

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- As you say.
- Aye.

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You are aware that those
vanquished in tourney

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forfeit their arms,
armor, and horse

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to the victors,
and must ransom them back?

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- Aye.
- And you have coin

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- to pay such ransom?
- Oh, gods, no.

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I-- I mean,
I won't have need of coin.

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Seven fu--

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Mind those two. Good girl.

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Uh, pardon, sers.

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I-- I need speak
with Ser Manfred.

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Good.

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He's napping, ser.
Wake him for a stag.

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I, uh...

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I don't--
I don't have a stag.

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What kind of knight
don't got a stag?

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- It's a hedge knight, ain't it?
- What?

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It's like a knight,
but sadder.

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No, I'm-- I'm not sad--

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He's gotta sleep in the hedges
'cause no lord'll have it.

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Aw. That is sad.

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And Ser Manfred's
fucked its wife, too.

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- No, I-- I don't have a wife.
- Oh!

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'Cause we're used
to husbands coming 'round.

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Likes fucking wives,
that one.

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Near as much
as he likes fucking us.

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Told me he's on a mission
to turn the whole world red.

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- Well, we're already red.
- So we are.

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Well, um, when do you expect
Ser Manfred to wake, then?

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It might wanna try back
at evenfall.

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Evenfall.

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- Goodbye.
- Yeah.

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Arse.

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Why'd she say that, huh?

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We're not sad.

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Certainly not
rising-to-the-level-
of-a-comment sad.

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Besides, Ser Arlan
always said that...

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a hedge knight
was the truest kind of knight.

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When we win our first tilt,
we'll have the loser's armor

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and horse, or his gold.

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Won't be sad then.

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I know.
Said if we <i>did</i> win.

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Look, it's not a crime
against the king

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to enjoy a nice thought
for a trice.

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Do not muck about
with me, Raymun.

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You're a good-for-nothing
useless rat.

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What are you gawping at,
you blue-eyed cunt?

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That's a longsword you wear?

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Uh, yes, it is mine by right.

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That's an odd thing to say.

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I'm Ser Steffon Fossoway.

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Come try me.

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As you see, me cousin here
is not ripe yet.

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Do it, ser.

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I may not be ripe,
but my cousin's
rotten to the core.

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- Knock the seeds out of him.
- Quiet!

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I-- I thank you,
but I have matters to attend.

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What, matters of the hedge,
I have no doubt.

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Fucking size of ya.

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Stupid bastard.

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Ser Grance!

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Perhaps we should seek
quieter accommodations.

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Oh. Fuck.

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He's napping still.

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- Still?
- Mm.

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On account of his gouty toes.

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One of life's absurd
little miseries, to be sure.

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Makes for restless nights.
The poor dear.

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Right, absolutely.
It's just...

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Well, it is of some urgency
that I speak with him,

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so I may enter
the lists on the morrow.

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- What's this?
- It means the joust.

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Awful dangerous, that.

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Yes, well, um...

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I'm not troubled
with a wealth of options,
am I?

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And if I mean
to take service in a castle--

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It must put its body at hazard
for the pleasure of strangers.

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Ain't that our job?

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Ah! Shut up!

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You're meant to be dead.

00:21:36.837 --> 00:21:39.588 align:center
Find a safer trade, lad.
You'll be happier for it.

00:21:39.589 --> 00:21:41.925 align:center
One whore to another.

00:21:46.513 --> 00:21:47.889 align:center
Must you mock me?

00:21:48.849 --> 00:21:50.392 align:center
I was only asking
for a bit of help.

00:21:51.476 --> 00:21:53.562 align:center
I'll try Ser Manfred
back in the morning.

00:21:55.439 --> 00:21:56.605 align:center
Sorry, lad.

00:21:56.606 --> 00:21:57.982 align:center
Aye.

00:21:57.983 --> 00:21:59.400 align:center
We don't mean
to mock you.

00:21:59.401 --> 00:22:02.570 align:center
- We see plenty of green boys
every tourney.
- Mm.

00:22:02.571 --> 00:22:05.323 align:center
All with glory in their minds,
but never in their hands.

00:22:05.324 --> 00:22:08.327 align:center
Well, perhaps
I will be different.

00:22:10.746 --> 00:22:13.414 align:center
Be good to your body, knight.

00:22:13.415 --> 00:22:14.875 align:center
Last one you're like to have.

00:22:23.258 --> 00:22:25.801 align:center
<i>Our brave hero forges on,</i>

00:22:25.802 --> 00:22:28.846 align:center
<i>leaving all he knows behind.</i>

00:22:28.847 --> 00:22:33.267 align:center
<i>A father and a friend,
may seem the world unkind.</i>

00:22:34.686 --> 00:22:37.104 align:center
<i>Fate has set his lonely path</i>

00:22:37.105 --> 00:22:38.774 align:center
<i>through corridors of chance.</i>

00:22:39.691 --> 00:22:44.570 align:center
A boy from nothing risks it all,
ignoring looks askance.

00:22:44.571 --> 00:22:47.239 align:center
Perhaps he's only stupid...

00:22:47.240 --> 00:22:49.408 align:center
...holding fast
his mirror shield.

00:22:49.409 --> 00:22:55.331 align:center
Great honor his ambition,
must keep a truth concealed.

00:22:55.332 --> 00:22:57.708 align:center
For if his humble shape
is bared,

00:22:57.709 --> 00:22:59.878 align:center
a foul and fiery demise.

00:23:00.379 --> 00:23:02.129 align:center
Should the dragon discover

00:23:02.130 --> 00:23:04.965 align:center
none but a man
in great disguise.

00:23:39.584 --> 00:23:41.586 align:center
Halfman! Halfman!

00:23:43.463 --> 00:23:45.297 align:center
Do I look like
a half man to you?

00:23:45.298 --> 00:23:48.092 align:center
Aye.
Half man, half giant.

00:23:48.093 --> 00:23:49.635 align:center
Look, I'm sorry.

00:23:49.636 --> 00:23:51.762 align:center
I should not have urged you
to try my cousin.

00:23:51.763 --> 00:23:55.099 align:center
He'd have broken your hand
or a knee, if he could.

00:23:55.100 --> 00:23:57.017 align:center
He likes to batter men
in the yard,

00:23:57.018 --> 00:23:59.062 align:center
you know, in case
he meets them in the lists.

00:24:00.981 --> 00:24:02.481 align:center
He did not break you.

00:24:02.482 --> 00:24:04.067 align:center
I'm his blood.

00:24:04.901 --> 00:24:07.069 align:center
Though he is the senior branch
of the apple tree,

00:24:07.070 --> 00:24:08.738 align:center
which he never ceases
to remind me.

00:24:10.490 --> 00:24:12.908 align:center
Will you and your cousin
ride in the tourney?

00:24:12.909 --> 00:24:14.994 align:center
He will.
I would that I could,

00:24:14.995 --> 00:24:17.080 align:center
but I'm only a squire.

00:24:21.126 --> 00:24:22.752 align:center
Fight well for a squire.

00:24:24.212 --> 00:24:26.046 align:center
You have the look
of a challenger.

00:24:26.047 --> 00:24:27.883 align:center
Whose shield
do you mean to strike?

00:24:30.719 --> 00:24:32.553 align:center
Makes no difference.

00:24:32.554 --> 00:24:34.306 align:center
That's what
you're supposed to say.

00:24:39.186 --> 00:24:41.353 align:center
Though it makes
all the difference
in the world.

00:24:44.483 --> 00:24:45.484 align:center
You hungry?

00:24:46.860 --> 00:24:47.986 align:center
Always.

00:25:12.093 --> 00:25:15.013 align:center
Lyonel Baratheon.
The Laughing Storm,
they call him.

00:25:16.932 --> 00:25:18.474 align:center
I thought he'd be bigger.

00:25:18.475 --> 00:25:20.727 align:center
Four thousand years ago...

00:25:21.978 --> 00:25:24.188 align:center
- Four thousand years...
- Where are you going?

00:25:24.189 --> 00:25:27.525 align:center
...ago-- cunts.
I can't hear myself.

00:25:27.526 --> 00:25:32.571 align:center
I've had a profound thought,
if anyone would care to listen.

00:25:36.284 --> 00:25:38.702 align:center
Four thousand years ago,

00:25:38.703 --> 00:25:41.705 align:center
our ancestors
gathered in that...

00:25:41.706 --> 00:25:44.416 align:center
...big field outside

00:25:44.417 --> 00:25:46.627 align:center
to blood each other with sticks

00:25:46.628 --> 00:25:48.921 align:center
and have a little bit
of gay fun.

00:25:48.922 --> 00:25:52.550 align:center
And they say it was
this country's first-ever joust.

00:25:52.551 --> 00:25:54.094 align:center
Well, I say...

00:26:00.475 --> 00:26:02.017 align:center
Uh, the fuck
was I gonna say?

00:26:02.018 --> 00:26:03.937 align:center
"First-ever joust..."

00:26:05.564 --> 00:26:06.565 align:center
Ah.

00:26:09.651 --> 00:26:12.821 align:center
Men could not have devised
such a joy.

00:26:15.865 --> 00:26:17.032 align:center
So, who was it?

00:26:20.620 --> 00:26:21.663 align:center
Huh?

00:26:22.706 --> 00:26:23.748 align:center
Who was it?

00:26:27.836 --> 00:26:29.086 align:center
Mm.

00:26:32.924 --> 00:26:34.883 align:center
Fuck it.

00:26:34.884 --> 00:26:36.427 align:center
A hundred gold
to the man, beast,

00:26:36.428 --> 00:26:38.012 align:center
or god who sticks me best.

00:26:39.472 --> 00:26:43.017 align:center
Now, eat your birds
so we can dance!

00:27:44.746 --> 00:27:47.957 align:center
You ever been punched
in the face before?

00:27:50.168 --> 00:27:51.919 align:center
I beg-- I beg your pardon,
Ser Lyonel?

00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:55.005 align:center
Big men get punched
more than little men.

00:27:55.006 --> 00:27:56.216 align:center
Did you know that?

00:27:57.676 --> 00:27:59.969 align:center
No, but-- but I believe it.

00:28:02.681 --> 00:28:05.891 align:center
That why you slouch?
So you don't get punched?

00:28:05.892 --> 00:28:08.268 align:center
I-- I don't slouch.

00:28:08.269 --> 00:28:10.354 align:center
Oh, you've been
cowering all evening

00:28:10.355 --> 00:28:12.898 align:center
like a maiden
on her wedding night.

00:28:14.776 --> 00:28:18.195 align:center
I-- I meant
no disrespect, ser, honest.

00:28:18.196 --> 00:28:21.783 align:center
Where I grew up, you--
you learn to go unnoticed,
is all.

00:28:22.659 --> 00:28:24.452 align:center
The seven above
gave you tallness.

00:28:25.453 --> 00:28:26.705 align:center
So, be tall.

00:28:28.123 --> 00:28:30.875 align:center
Or I will name you a heretic
and burn you.

00:28:31.960 --> 00:28:35.838 align:center
Drown you.
Drop you off a tall pl--

00:28:35.839 --> 00:28:37.756 align:center
I don't know.
W-What do they do to heretics?

00:28:37.757 --> 00:28:40.300 align:center
Burn them, my lord.

00:28:40.301 --> 00:28:42.052 align:center
Fine.

00:28:42.053 --> 00:28:43.596 align:center
What have you brought me?

00:28:45.682 --> 00:28:46.683 align:center
Um...

00:28:48.977 --> 00:28:52.146 align:center
Uh, ser, I...
beggin' your pardons.

00:28:52.147 --> 00:28:53.732 align:center
I-- I didn't realize.

00:28:54.941 --> 00:28:56.985 align:center
You wish to curry
my favor some.

00:28:58.445 --> 00:29:00.071 align:center
Yet you come
with an empty hand.

00:29:04.659 --> 00:29:06.118 align:center
Lord Cafferen,

00:29:06.119 --> 00:29:08.036 align:center
the smug cunt in red...

00:29:09.456 --> 00:29:11.623 align:center
...he is scarce
to pay his rents.

00:29:11.624 --> 00:29:13.709 align:center
His people starve each winter,

00:29:13.710 --> 00:29:16.087 align:center
yet even he shinied up this...

00:29:17.505 --> 00:29:19.423 align:center
bauble from
his family's cellars,

00:29:19.424 --> 00:29:22.426 align:center
for he understands
that all men, in their way,

00:29:22.427 --> 00:29:25.930 align:center
wish only for your help,
or your head.

00:29:28.892 --> 00:29:30.518 align:center
You've come for my head, then.

00:29:32.103 --> 00:29:33.729 align:center
W-What?

00:29:33.730 --> 00:29:36.148 align:center
No! No.

00:29:36.149 --> 00:29:40.403 align:center
Then, why the fuck
are you in my tent?

00:29:45.158 --> 00:29:46.659 align:center
S-Supper.

00:29:59.255 --> 00:30:00.673 align:center
Alright.

00:30:02.884 --> 00:30:04.593 align:center
Actually makes sense.

00:30:04.594 --> 00:30:06.930 align:center
- Supper.
- What is your name, man?

00:30:08.765 --> 00:30:10.098 align:center
Dunk-- Ser Dunk.

00:30:10.099 --> 00:30:11.518 align:center
That's ridiculous.

00:30:16.648 --> 00:30:18.023 align:center
Do you like dancing?

00:30:18.024 --> 00:30:19.984 align:center
Doesn't everyone?

00:30:21.402 --> 00:30:24.446 align:center
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

00:31:45.904 --> 00:31:49.407 align:center
The swells heaved.
You could lick
salt from the air.

00:31:51.117 --> 00:31:54.287 align:center
But I'd come to find
what men do
when they die at sea.

00:31:56.039 --> 00:31:59.042 align:center
So, drove I on
into the storm.

00:32:03.713 --> 00:32:06.466 align:center
- Weren't you afraid?
- Ahh.

00:32:09.928 --> 00:32:11.971 align:center
Within every man,
there are many men.

00:32:13.765 --> 00:32:15.265 align:center
Mm.

00:32:15.266 --> 00:32:19.019 align:center
But that I had to do,
Stormlanders had always done.

00:32:19.020 --> 00:32:22.065 align:center
And if they had done it,
I could do it, too.

00:32:23.274 --> 00:32:24.275 align:center
Hm.

00:32:25.193 --> 00:32:27.028 align:center
You know, it's best
not to agonize.

00:32:30.406 --> 00:32:33.409 align:center
Yeah, I-- I agonize a lot.

00:32:34.410 --> 00:32:35.786 align:center
Mm.

00:32:35.787 --> 00:32:38.872 align:center
Sometimes, I-- I think
I agonize too much,

00:32:38.873 --> 00:32:41.334 align:center
and I just end up
agonizing over that.

00:32:42.377 --> 00:32:43.794 align:center
Mm.

00:32:43.795 --> 00:32:46.964 align:center
And I'm quick and strong, sure.

00:32:46.965 --> 00:32:49.132 align:center
- Sure.
- But so are you.

00:32:49.133 --> 00:32:50.676 align:center
Sure.

00:32:50.677 --> 00:32:53.178 align:center
Plus, you've trained
sword and lance

00:32:53.179 --> 00:32:55.597 align:center
with the finest
masters-at-arms in the realm.

00:32:55.598 --> 00:32:56.683 align:center
I mean...

00:32:57.725 --> 00:33:00.645 align:center
what chance do I have?
Truly?

00:33:01.813 --> 00:33:04.357 align:center
Oh, you have no chance.

00:33:09.862 --> 00:33:14.158 align:center
But it's a great honor to test
oneself against a worthy foe.

00:33:16.452 --> 00:33:19.371 align:center
- No disrespect, ser.
- Mm.

00:33:19.372 --> 00:33:20.914 align:center
That's easy for you to say.

00:33:20.915 --> 00:33:24.418 align:center
You have a name,
an inheritance.

00:33:24.419 --> 00:33:28.296 align:center
One loss, and I won't be able
to ransom back my own horse.

00:33:35.263 --> 00:33:37.515 align:center
A knight without a horse
is no knight at all.

00:33:38.391 --> 00:33:40.393 align:center
- Aye.
- Mm.

00:33:43.980 --> 00:33:45.189 align:center
So, what should I do?

00:33:49.694 --> 00:33:51.112 align:center
I don't know.

00:33:53.990 --> 00:33:55.700 align:center
I'm really quite drunk.

00:34:04.125 --> 00:34:05.126 align:center
Okay.

00:34:06.210 --> 00:34:07.211 align:center
Thanks.

00:34:09.714 --> 00:34:11.799 align:center
Sorry.

00:34:34.030 --> 00:34:35.615 align:center
Ser Arlan of Pennytree.

00:34:36.741 --> 00:34:38.784 align:center
He-- he served your Lord Father

00:34:38.785 --> 00:34:40.828 align:center
to hunt the Vulture King
in the Red Mountains.

00:34:41.621 --> 00:34:42.829 align:center
I-- I was only a boy, but--

00:34:42.830 --> 00:34:44.332 align:center
I thought you said
you were a Dornishman.

00:34:45.416 --> 00:34:47.751 align:center
No, he said he's hung
like a Dornishman.

00:34:47.752 --> 00:34:50.421 align:center
No, I said
I've hung Dornishmen.

00:34:52.924 --> 00:34:54.758 align:center
Perhaps we would speak
on the morn.

00:34:54.759 --> 00:34:56.510 align:center
I know your
penny knight not.

00:34:56.511 --> 00:34:59.054 align:center
Nor you, brother.
Be gone.

00:35:03.142 --> 00:35:06.269 align:center
But Ser Arlan took a wound
in your father's service.

00:35:06.270 --> 00:35:07.687 align:center
How could you have
forgotten him?

00:35:10.608 --> 00:35:13.902 align:center
My lord father
took 800 swords
into those mountains.

00:35:13.903 --> 00:35:17.198 align:center
We've forgotten men
who reaped much more
than a wound.

00:35:17.949 --> 00:35:20.909 align:center
Please, ser, I-- I will not
be allowed to challenge

00:35:20.910 --> 00:35:23.371 align:center
unless a knight
or a lord will vouch for me.

00:35:23.788 --> 00:35:24.622 align:center
And what is that to me?

00:35:51.023 --> 00:35:52.150 align:center
You!

00:35:53.651 --> 00:35:54.652 align:center
What...

00:35:55.987 --> 00:35:58.321 align:center
What are you doing?

00:35:58.322 --> 00:36:01.199 align:center
Cooking a fish.
Do you want some?

00:36:01.200 --> 00:36:04.536 align:center
No. I mean,
how did you get here?

00:36:04.537 --> 00:36:05.996 align:center
Did you steal a horse?

00:36:05.997 --> 00:36:07.831 align:center
I rode in the back
of a lamb cart.

00:36:07.832 --> 00:36:10.084 align:center
Lamb cart.

00:36:11.711 --> 00:36:14.212 align:center
- Well, you best
find another one.
- You can't make me go.

00:36:14.213 --> 00:36:16.089 align:center
I'd had enough of that inn.

00:36:16.090 --> 00:36:19.551 align:center
Now, listen,
I'll have no more
insolence from you, boy.

00:36:19.552 --> 00:36:22.262 align:center
I should throw you
over my horse
and take you home.

00:36:22.263 --> 00:36:24.806 align:center
You'd need to ride
all the way
to King's Landing.

00:36:24.807 --> 00:36:27.268 align:center
- You'd miss the tourney.
- King's Landing?

00:36:28.269 --> 00:36:30.188 align:center
- You're from Flea Bottom?
- No.

00:36:31.939 --> 00:36:32.940 align:center
Aye.

00:36:40.615 --> 00:36:42.115 align:center
What are those doing there?

00:36:42.116 --> 00:36:44.326 align:center
I washed them.
I made the fire,

00:36:44.327 --> 00:36:46.661 align:center
caught the fish,
and groomed the horses.

00:36:46.662 --> 00:36:48.538 align:center
I would have raised
your pavilion,

00:36:48.539 --> 00:36:49.832 align:center
but I couldn't find one.

00:36:51.042 --> 00:36:53.418 align:center
- There's my pavilion.
- That's a tree.

00:36:53.419 --> 00:36:56.005 align:center
Yes, and it's all the pavilion
a true knight needs.

00:36:57.006 --> 00:36:59.884 align:center
I'd sooner sleep under the stars
than in some smoky tent.

00:37:01.552 --> 00:37:03.470 align:center
What if it rains?

00:37:03.471 --> 00:37:05.305 align:center
The tree will shelter me.

00:37:05.306 --> 00:37:07.558 align:center
Trees leak.

00:37:09.018 --> 00:37:10.685 align:center
So they do.

00:37:10.686 --> 00:37:11.938 align:center
What's your name?

00:37:13.105 --> 00:37:15.607 align:center
- Dunk.
- Ser Dunk.

00:37:15.608 --> 00:37:18.945 align:center
That's no name for a knight.
Is it short for Duncan?

00:37:19.779 --> 00:37:21.988 align:center
Yeah.
Yes.

00:37:21.989 --> 00:37:23.699 align:center
Uh, Ser Duncan of...

00:37:28.287 --> 00:37:31.165 align:center
Ser Duncan the Tall.

00:37:32.124 --> 00:37:33.792 align:center
Never heard of him.

00:37:33.793 --> 00:37:35.752 align:center
Do you know every knight
in the Seven Kingdoms, then?

00:37:35.753 --> 00:37:37.212 align:center
The good ones.

00:37:40.007 --> 00:37:42.467 align:center
- You got a name, thief?
- Egg.

00:37:42.468 --> 00:37:43.469 align:center
Egg.

00:37:45.179 --> 00:37:49.015 align:center
Well, Egg, by rights,
I should beat you bloody,

00:37:49.016 --> 00:37:50.309 align:center
send you on your way.

00:37:52.103 --> 00:37:53.979 align:center
But you look as though
you don't eat much.

00:37:55.273 --> 00:37:57.400 align:center
And if you'll swear
to do as you're told...

00:37:59.652 --> 00:38:01.153 align:center
I'll let you serve me
for the tourney.

00:38:04.031 --> 00:38:05.157 align:center
After that, well...

00:38:07.660 --> 00:38:08.744 align:center
we'll see.

00:38:11.622 --> 00:38:15.293 align:center
I don't have much,
but if you prove
worth your keep...

00:38:16.919 --> 00:38:19.255 align:center
you'll have clothes on your back
and food in your belly.

00:38:20.464 --> 00:38:22.882 align:center
The clothes
might be rough-spun
and the food,

00:38:22.883 --> 00:38:24.968 align:center
salt beef and salt fish,

00:38:24.969 --> 00:38:26.220 align:center
but you won't go hungry.

00:38:28.139 --> 00:38:29.765 align:center
I promise not to beat you.

00:38:31.058 --> 00:38:32.685 align:center
Except when you deserve it.

00:38:33.644 --> 00:38:34.687 align:center
Yes, my lord.

00:38:36.355 --> 00:38:37.356 align:center
"Ser."

00:38:39.233 --> 00:38:40.651 align:center
I'm only a hedge knight.

00:38:53.414 --> 00:38:55.916 align:center
A falling star brings luck
to those who see it.

00:38:58.336 --> 00:39:00.295 align:center
Go to sleep, boy.

00:39:00.296 --> 00:39:03.465 align:center
All the other knights
are in their pavilions by now,

00:39:03.466 --> 00:39:05.885 align:center
staring up at silk
instead of sky.

00:39:08.054 --> 00:39:09.680 align:center
Do you want a clout
in the ear?

00:39:20.733 --> 00:39:22.818 align:center
S-So, the luck is ours alone?